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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and today we

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Speaker 1: call a guy who just auditioned to be in a

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Speaker 1: very very popular play. He's been waiting to hear if

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Speaker 1: he got cast in it, and well we're about to

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Speaker 1: call and tell him, yes, he got the role.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right.

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Speaker 1: But there is kind of a modern twist to it,

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Speaker 1: and I would think this news is going to be very,

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Speaker 1: very unexpected. You'll hear his reaction in your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 2: Another Hello? Is this aiden? Yeah? This is great. I'm

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Speaker 2: Peter's assistant at the Community Theater. Oh Hi, how's it going.

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Speaker 2: You auditioned for a pretty big play coming up? I

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Speaker 2: sure did you, and I sure have got good news

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Speaker 2: for you, because congratulations, you got the part away all right.

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Speaker 2: I love that you're clapping for yourself. That's great. I

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Speaker 2: just didn't think it was gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of competition. There was so many good

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Speaker 1: people there trying out well.

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Speaker 2: And I'll also have you not that our director Peter,

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Speaker 2: he thought you had an excellent read and is just

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Speaker 2: so looking forward to working with you on this production

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Speaker 2: of a Christmas Carol. H I am so pumped, Thank you,

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Speaker 2: Thank you, so much. You're welcome. Now, I do need

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Speaker 2: to let you know, Peter, he does have a little

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Speaker 2: bit of a different vision on how to do the play.

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Speaker 2: Oh cool, Yeah, yeah, there will be an adult love

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Speaker 2: scene involving your character.

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Speaker 1: When you say love scene, what do you mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: like a.

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Speaker 2: Love scene like you'd see in a movie. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I will say it's more than kissing, but less than

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Speaker 2: going all the way. I'm confused. I auditioned for the

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Speaker 2: role of the Ghost of Christmas Past, so that well, okay,

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen the tire script, but I can tell

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Speaker 2: you a little something about it.

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Speaker 1: Please due, because I'm really curious.

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Speaker 2: Now. In this rendition, Ebenezer Scrooge is much hornier than

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Speaker 2: in the book.

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Speaker 1: Hornier.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what I mean? Just picture it. You're visiting

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Speaker 2: him in the middle of the night. Oh man, I

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Speaker 2: don't like where this is going. You will, especially when

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Speaker 2: you're about to be manhandled every night for the next

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Speaker 2: thirty eight consecutive days. What that is The genius that

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Speaker 2: Peter is to this production, No, close my mind when

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Speaker 2: you think about it. I mean, everybody's gonna be talking

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Speaker 2: about this play. Yeah, that's what I'm worried about. I

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Speaker 2: don't want people talking about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want people talking about me being manhandled.

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Speaker 2: You're treating this like it's some sort of smut film

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Speaker 2: that I'm gonna buy off the black market in a

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Speaker 2: back alley. This is gonna be tastefully done. This is

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Speaker 2: community theater.

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Speaker 1: I mean, has.

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Speaker 2: Anyone said yes to this? Am I the first call?

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Speaker 2: What about the other ghosts? Oh? The other ghosts are

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Speaker 2: all in? Oh my god, I mean they really want

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Speaker 2: to change Scrooge for the better. I'll tell you that I.

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Speaker 1: Don't like to sound of that either.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: Can I at least know who's been cast as Ebenezer

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Speaker 1: before I commit?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely? Okay, let me see here. I'm just looking through

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Speaker 2: my pain. Oh look at that the director Peter cast

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Speaker 2: himself as Scrooge. What You're going to be in great hands,

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Speaker 2: if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: This is not what I thought I was signing up

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Speaker 1: for when I auditioned.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you'll get past the cold feet now. Peter has

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Speaker 2: requested that you two start rehearsing tonight around eleven pm.

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Speaker 2: He secured the theater and we'll meet you there.

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Speaker 1: So no, look, I understand that you're an assistant, but

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Speaker 1: doesn't this sound weird to you?

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Speaker 2: Well, remember, directors have different visions for things, and he

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Speaker 2: is as loosely going to be titled fifty Shades of Scrooge.

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Speaker 1: You gotta be joking.

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Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know if that's exactly what's going

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Speaker 2: to be on the Marquee.

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Speaker 1: But why would nobody tell me this when I was auditioning.

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Speaker 2: Didn't want to give away all his secrets right off

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Speaker 2: the bat, And plus how else would he be able

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Speaker 2: to tell if the chemistry was, you know, natural.

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Speaker 1: I'm not being manhandled by screws.

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Speaker 2: You can't do that.

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Speaker 1: You're sick if you're going along with this.

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Speaker 2: You know I'm not the only one that's sick. Your

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Speaker 2: sister Aubrey really messed up in the head? Are Aubrey? What?

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Speaker 2: Aubrey's the one that set you up for this prank

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Speaker 2: phone call? Oh my god, Oh my gosh. This is

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Speaker 2: actually brought for Brooke and Jeffrey. In the morning, she

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Speaker 2: emailed us and told us that you just auditioned for

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Speaker 2: a community theater play. I did. That's so messed up.

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Speaker 2: I can't hold her. He's that you said the director

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Speaker 2: cast himself as screwsan What's the meet meets, and I

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Speaker 2: was like, what is wrong here? Well, don't forget it's

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Speaker 2: you and the two other ghosts. Oh god, it's a

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Speaker 2: group things theaters, A real visionary when it comes to directing.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you wouldn't believe what.

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Speaker 2: He did with a Nutcracker two seasons ago. Yeah, week

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Speaker 2: every morning was full taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,