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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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Speaker 2: of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in.

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Speaker 1: The air everywhere. Welcome in to the podcast, Doe Joe,

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Speaker 1: We are hanging out on the weekend. Here the Fifth

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Speaker 1: Hour with Ben Maler and Danny G. Radio. Because four

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Speaker 1: hours a night on the overnight or not enough. You

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Speaker 1: hear the Ben Malor Show Monday through Friday Eastern Standard

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Speaker 1: time two am till six am, and then on the

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Speaker 1: West Coast it's eleven pm Sunday through Thursday till three

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Speaker 1: am on Friday. Thursday to Friday, the end of the weekend,

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Speaker 1: it's Saturday and Danny G's on with Covino and Rich

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Speaker 1: during the week on Fox Sports Radio and we unite

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Speaker 1: we form Voltron on the weekends and this is the

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Speaker 1: Saturday podcast Danny From Pillar to Post. It's all about

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Speaker 1: the life of Malor and the Life of Danny g

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Speaker 1: and we are off to the races. Yet again. It

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Speaker 1: does not get better than this. Danny on this podcast,

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Speaker 1: we have no credit. Don't close your eyes. Kicked out

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Speaker 1: of the Halo the phrase of the week, and pop

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Speaker 1: which means we probably won't get to half of that,

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Speaker 1: watering good goodness.

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Speaker 3: With not a lot of sports on the calendar. And

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Speaker 3: if you're watching our Dodgers and their bullpen and vomits

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Speaker 3: all over the mound and you get pissed and turn

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Speaker 3: it off, what have you been watching?

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Speaker 4: Have you been watching some documentaries?

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Speaker 1: So I have watched a few documentaries on the weekend,

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Speaker 1: but during the week I'm usually flipping around to random

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Speaker 1: baseball games and if the Dodgers, Dodgers played well this weekend, anah,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually more on that coming out in a minute.

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Speaker 1: But I'm trying to think, what did I I watched

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Speaker 1: the It's not a documentary. I watched the Smoking Hot

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I watched that with the WiFi last weekend.

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Speaker 1: And then I was very upset. After I watched it.

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Speaker 1: and then like two days later, somebody sent me a story.

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Speaker 1: It's bullshit. It didn't happen, like the way that.

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Speaker 3: There was a big argument on Covino and Rich about this,

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Speaker 3: he's just an executive, that guy and his background story

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Danny, where like maybe that guy came

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Speaker 3: Fine, well, it's interesting. Joe Montana said it did not happen.

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Speaker 3: And there's this forty two year old guy on the Spectrum.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you have this too, Danny, where you see

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Speaker 3: Pretend like you're going to the bathroom and you really

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Speaker 4: Whatever.

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Speaker 1: So I got an ice cream. He got an ice cream.

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Speaker 3: I've had working in years, Ben, because man, let me

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Speaker 4: No way to treat an Nuno champion.

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Speaker 1: There you go. My game back in the day. Now,

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Speaker 1: the phrase of the week, the phrase of the week,

437
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Speaker 1: which is the idiom of the week.

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Speaker 4: The phrase of the week.

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Speaker 1: That's right, let the cat out of the bag. Have

440
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Speaker 1: you ever used the phrase let the cat out of

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Speaker 1: the bag? Danny G I.

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Speaker 4: Don't think I've ever said it, but I've heard it before.

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Speaker 1: Of course you've heard it. It's a cliche, it's been

444
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Speaker 1: used a long time. It's an idiom. And so the

445
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Speaker 1: obvious statement exactly, so, why would you why would a

446
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Speaker 1: cat ever be in a bag? Right, that's not right,

447
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 1: that's never been right. Why would you ever put a

448
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: cat in the back? Okay, fine, well, is it true

449
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Speaker 1: that the phrase let the cat out of the bag

450
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Speaker 1: goes to medieval times. That's right. That the markets, the

451
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Speaker 1: medieval markets, people would sell piglets and they tie the

452
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Speaker 1: piglets and in the bag, so that the piglets would

453
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Speaker 1: be tied in bags, and then the farmers would carry

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Speaker 1: the piglets home. So you go down to the medieval

455
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Speaker 1: market and you want to get a bag of piglets

456
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Speaker 1: and they're all tied up in the bag, put it

457
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Speaker 1: on your shoulder, there's no cars, and you're on your way. Well,

458
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Speaker 1: the theory is that at these medieval markets, humans being humans,

459
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Speaker 1: there's always these shady characters and some of the more

460
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Speaker 1: on the edge of morality types in medieval times. I'm

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Speaker 1: looking for the right word. I don't think I can

462
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Speaker 1: come over the right word. But some of the people

463
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Speaker 1: that were dubious, shall we say, they would insert in

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Speaker 1: the bag instead of four piglets, they'd put three piglets

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Speaker 1: and a less expensive animal like a cat. When the

466
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Speaker 1: farmer would get home, if they didn't look, they they'd say, okay,

467
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Speaker 1: we get piglets, and you know who let the cat

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Speaker 1: out of the bag, which is essentially a phrase to

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Speaker 1: expose a con man. So that was interesting. I like

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Speaker 1: that I don't know if that. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: that's bullshit or not, but it's to.

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Speaker 3: Say, I feel like the cat would cause a ruckus

473
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Speaker 3: being in a bag with piglets.

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Speaker 1: You would assume so, wouldn't you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like there'd be some cat scratch fever

476
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Speaker 3: going on.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't have the answer to that. I'm just

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Speaker 1: this is what the people that follow language claim happened,

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Speaker 1: and that they think that's where the phrase let the

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Speaker 1: cat out of the bag camp It doesn't. I agree

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Speaker 1: with you, though. Cats are not going to sit there

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Speaker 1: with a bunch of pigs.

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Speaker 3: No, if you try to put my cat in a bag.

485
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Speaker 3: First of all, anytime he's a really cool, calm dude.

486
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Speaker 3: He's totally chill. But if I put him in his

487
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Speaker 3: cat carrier, he knows he's going to the vet. So

488
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Speaker 3: anytime I mean thinks he's even going outside towards the car,

489
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Speaker 3: he freaks the f out.

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Speaker 4: That's one.

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Speaker 3: If he's in a tight space like a bag or

492
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Speaker 3: something like that, he would freak out. He would shred

493
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Speaker 3: that thing. So I feel like he'd shred some bacon

494
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Speaker 3: in that bag.

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Speaker 1: Is it possible that the pigs were dead pigs, yes,

496
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Speaker 1: but dead piglets though, Yeah, why would want somebody want

497
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Speaker 1: dead piglets?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't make sense. You want to grow those

499
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Speaker 3: things big and fat and chunky.

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Speaker 1: You want big Heifer's is what you want. That's what

501
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Speaker 1: you want.

502
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Speaker 4: That's a that's a drop.

503
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Speaker 1: No drops from this podcast out dare you all right?

504
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Speaker 4: And of the finest drops on this podcast.

505
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Speaker 1: The little time left for pop goals? The culture? Are

506
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Speaker 1: you ready dandy for pop go the culture fired up?

507
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Speaker 1: Jun John? Okay, here we go. Thank you, Ohioal the

508
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Speaker 1: man who takes care of us. Well, we mentioned this

509
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Speaker 1: on the Overnight show. But the pop goes the culture

510
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: story out of Wimbledon. As Wimbledon has turned their commentary

511
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Speaker 1: away from human beings, they issued daily highlight clips from

512
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 1: the All England Tennis Club and it was revealed recently

513
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: that they are now turning to a I. The All

514
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Speaker 1: England Club announced the daily clips will now use AI commentary.

515
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Speaker 1: The new AI speaker has been trained to use the

516
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Speaker 1: unique language of tennis. It will also consider bald tracking

517
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Speaker 1: data and information about shots being used. And this is

518
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Speaker 1: the IBM Watson technology.

519
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Speaker 4: Screw you AI, you can track these.

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Speaker 1: Balls exactly man well, at some point, I'm sure they'll

521
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Speaker 1: replace us, Danny, and they'll put AI on there. The

522
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: good thing is that.

523
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Speaker 4: They could never replace live talent Ben.

524
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Speaker 1: Oh, sure they could ask any DJ. But here's the

525
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 1: thing too, Like the one saving grace is that human

526
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Speaker 1: beings generally part of the And maybe I'm delusional and

527
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: what do I know? But to me, part of the

528
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: fun of radio, in particular live radio is that you're

529
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: working and you're driving, and you're listening. You're peeking in

530
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Speaker 1: on a conversation. You're ease dropping in on a conversation,

531
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Speaker 1: say with a podcast. But you don't get that if

532
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: it's AI. The question is what you know? Would you realize?

533
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: Is AI going to be so good? You wouldn't even

534
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Speaker 1: know whether it's AI or not. Maybe I'm AI right now, Danny.

535
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm not real Maybe this is all AI. And

536
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: I would never do a podcast on the weekend. Why

537
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: would I? You know, the weekend is my time. Why

538
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 1: would I do a podcast? This is just iHeartMedia coming

539
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: up with an AI program, an algorithm that sounds just

540
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: like the weekday show. How about that?

541
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Speaker 4: Wow, my head is spinning? Do do do do? Do

542
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 4: do do?

543
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 3: My head is spinning loser racist it it sounds like

544
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 3: CPU voices. It's lame, but I guess they're working on

545
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 3: getting the the timing of these voices down correct.

546
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like anything. It's like the video games. Remember

547
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: the video games we played when we were kids. Compared

548
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: to the video games now, it's it's a whole different ballgame.

549
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: It's a whole different world. Well, here's a story that

550
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: somewhat relates to what we talked about on the podcast yesterday.

551
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Speaker 1: I think it was yesterday. It was earlier. I think

552
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Speaker 1: it might have been earlier. This one, I don't even know.

553
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 1: It's all the same we were talking about. There's this podcast, right,

554
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: we're talking about the dating the spectrum on the spectrum

555
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: and all that.

556
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the start of this podcast.

557
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: I don't even know anyway, So there's it kind of

558
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Speaker 1: goes with that theme. There is a company that has

559
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Speaker 1: tried to get into the niche dating market, and so

560
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: they've created all these niche dating sites aimed at people

561
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Speaker 1: with very specific fetishes, including and I'm not making this up.

562
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Speaker 1: Then these are actual dating websites. Now it starts some

563
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: of these are kind of obvious or or not obvious,

564
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: but you're like, Okay, that makes sense. There's a dating

565
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: website singles with food allergies. What if you're allergic to nuts,

566
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Speaker 1: you can find somebody else who's also allergic to nuts

567
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: and you can stay away from their nuts and all that.

568
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: So there's that. There is an ugly schmock dating site

569
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Speaker 1: for people that are not attractive. It's the number one

570
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: ugly dating community and they claim it. Their tagline is

571
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Speaker 1: it's for those who prefer genuine personality over outer appearance.

572
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: So this must be for people that just have low

573
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Speaker 1: self esteem and think they're ugly or they're just really ugly,

574
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Speaker 1: either one. So there's a website for that. Here's one

575
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Speaker 1: Danny a mullet dating website. Yeah yeah, it's a free

576
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Speaker 1: dating and chat for mullet lovers, relationship focused dating and

577
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: social networking. So if you have a passion for mullets,

578
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Speaker 1: there's a website for you. There's that. There is a

579
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Speaker 1: website dedicated to people that have a fetish for mustaches,

580
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Speaker 1: for mustache lovers.

581
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Speaker 4: My mom was a huge Tom Selleck fan.

582
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Speaker 1: This would have been right in her wheelhouse and date

583
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Speaker 1: my pet and with that one, what yeah, yeah, date,

584
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Speaker 1: Well it's not I don't think it's beastiality.

585
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 4: But this was about gerbils.

586
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Speaker 1: Maybe not, but they say that. On this dating website

587
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: there's a vetting process and every pet owner on the

588
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: site they have a rule if you want to date me,

589
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Speaker 1: you have to date my.

590
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Speaker 3: Petff Oh man.

591
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Speaker 4: These are the same chicks that say, it's my baby,

592
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 4: it's my kid, it's my everything. You get the out

593
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Speaker 4: of here.

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00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the this is the woo.

595
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 4: Back to me when the vet bill is six thousand dollars.

596
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: Well, this is the woman back when I was dating

597
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: that has the list. She wants mister perfect, you know,

598
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: and she's not going to settle for anything else. But

599
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Speaker 1: she's got her cats. She's the crazy cat lady, you

600
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about.

601
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Speaker 3: But in southern California, the crazy ones have the little doggies.

602
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the little lap dog type thing. I hear

603
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: you on that. But yeah, I got you date my pet.

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00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 4: You ever crawled into a girl's bed and her little

605
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 4: dog growled at you?

606
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: I have had dogs.

607
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Speaker 4: Audible woman's bed.

608
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, back in the day. She doesn't like you. For

609
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: some reason, she never acts like this. I don't know why.

610
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: Maybe she's I don't know this clown dating website. Every

611
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: the taglines everybody loves a clown, Let a clown love you?

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Speaker 4: My God? That's Waltz. Not everybody loves a cloud.

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00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: Oh, here's a rock and roll themed website. If you're

614
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: into heavy metal music, there's metal dating. There's a metal

615
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:06,479
Speaker 1: dating website. So how about a lace keddy? Okay, I mean,

616
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: I going on. There's a bunch of these things. But

617
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: this company, are they making any money at that? I

618
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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't work for the company. I have

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Speaker 1: no idea. All right, we'll get out on that, Danny,

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Speaker 1: anything else you would like to promote it? Saturday, we're

621
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Speaker 1: hanging out here on the weekend. Wonderful June ye day.

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Speaker 3: Every Saturday Bend has been a garage project for me.

623
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Speaker 3: As you can see behind me, there's a new backdrop,

624
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 3: which is just a blank wall right now. But I

625
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:40,240
Speaker 3: have most of this side of the garage now put together,

626
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 3: and I'm going to get the podcasting equipment put together

627
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Speaker 3: in the next week.

628
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Speaker 4: Coming up here.

629
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Speaker 3: I have all the equipment set out and some stuff

630
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Speaker 3: I'm going to tack up on the wall here behind me.

631
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Speaker 4: So some old band garage work today.

632
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Speaker 1: Are you going to put a picturesque like stream behind you.

633
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: You're gonna get like I have a tart behind me

634
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: that has Yeah.

635
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Speaker 3: I don't have one of those fancy Fox Sports Radio

636
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:12,280
Speaker 3: tarts like you have. So I'm gonna put my awards

637
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 3: behind me, which is basically just my back to back

638
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 3: Ben Mallard Championship trophy for book.

639
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Speaker 1: Them, Yes, the legendary book them. Yes, the NFL book them.

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Speaker 3: All.

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Speaker 1: Right, Well, we'll get out on that and we've got

642
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: the mail Bag podcast. But a big announcement about the

643
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,720
Speaker 1: next week on the show, an announcement that you will

644
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: only get on the fifth Hour podcast, So that'll be

645
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 1: coming up for you on the Sunday podcast.

646
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Speaker 4: On the mail Bag.

647
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Speaker 1: On the mail Bag Podcast. Before the big announcement, we'll

648
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Speaker 1: say goodbye for now, but hello tomorrow and we'll catch

649
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: you next time. Have a wonderful rest all of your Saturday,

650
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Speaker 1: and we will chat with you tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: Austa pasta population