Speaker 1: Hello, Hi Scott, Hi Andrew, how are you today? I'm
Speaker 1: great yourself, Rape.
Speaker 2: Live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios. This is Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: And today's Monday, October twenty eighth. You know what's coming off, Andrew, Halloween.
Speaker 1: We're just days away. Book Lukas right behind you, right there,
Speaker 1: it's the monster I did I decorated for Halloween. Now,
Speaker 1: can you name each one of the monsters? Andrew? Go ahead,
Speaker 1: go clockwise, start with him. Yeah, this is no no, no.
Speaker 3: Okay, good count Chocola right, Franklin Berry, franken Berry.
Speaker 1: Yes, uh, Booberries. That's Booberry. Mummy, yummy, fruity yummy mummy.
Speaker 2: Uh, come on now, Jazz, he.
Speaker 1: Looks like jazz, but that is fruit brute.
Speaker 3: Fruit brute. Yeah, fine, spoopy, spoopy.
Speaker 1: I want to give out little packets. They did make
Speaker 1: them like two halloweens ago. You know, I don't know anyway,
Speaker 1: this is a very exciting episode if you want to
Speaker 1: know why, because it's all you all me.
Speaker 3: I spent so much time curating curating this episode for
Speaker 3: you guys. Right. You don't even know the struggles and
Speaker 3: the torment that I went through to get here. Uh, huh,
Speaker 3: but I'm here and I'm gonna make you all wonderful
Speaker 3: serial curation because it's serial killers?
Speaker 1: What press the jingle? Why?
Speaker 3: Because international? I went to Portugal, all of them.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, you didn't preface it by saying that.
Speaker 3: I went internationally. I went to Portugal for a vacation
Speaker 3: two weeks ago, and this is the serials that I
Speaker 3: brought back. I did buy them, not like when I
Speaker 3: went to Japan. It did in buy anything. I bought
Speaker 3: four Portuguese series. I went to a supermarket with my
Speaker 3: parents that were so excited to help me pick these out.
Speaker 1: Man, that was long winded.
Speaker 2: Serial Killers International.
Speaker 1: Here we're going to that? Yeah, yeah, I was just
Speaker 1: along for the ride to you. I'll play ahead.
Speaker 3: I'll play the role of you, you play the role
Speaker 3: of me.
Speaker 2: I'm trying so get your phone and start texting.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: I would never for the integrity of this show.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: You will never bring me down to your level.
Speaker 1: Go on, Okay, great, but no one can hear you
Speaker 1: down there.
Speaker 2: Let me see. Uh, let's do.
Speaker 3: There's like one I really want to try. We're gonna
Speaker 3: do this.
Speaker 1: One first, this one.
Speaker 3: Let's get nasio now lean harror sim a a car.
Speaker 1: Does that mean with sugar or without sugar?
Speaker 2: I have no idea what this means.
Speaker 3: It's I bet you that means there's no sugar in this.
Speaker 3: It's corn flakes with no sugar, with no sugar. I
Speaker 3: am gonna do this one first because the rest are
Speaker 3: all sweet and.
Speaker 2: I don't want to ruin it.
Speaker 3: And I feel like that's the mistake that you often make,
Speaker 3: is that you're like, oh, we should have done this
Speaker 3: one first because it's so bland.
Speaker 1: I'm a huge mistake maker, Andy, Yeah, but that's what
Speaker 1: makes you special.
Speaker 2: So these are corn flakes.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be using farmland or organic two percent reduced
Speaker 3: fat milk.
Speaker 1: Is it actually corn? Because I don't see any corn
Speaker 1: on there. I think it's some other grain.
Speaker 2: It literally says corn flakes. No right there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think it's corn though.
Speaker 2: That literally says corn.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, it's got tiamina farroh acicido, ponto tentaco and
Speaker 3: vitamina B six.
Speaker 1: Using a fresh container of Farmland Fresh Dairies organic two
Speaker 1: percent reduced fat milk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks it was the blandest one that I
Speaker 3: could find.
Speaker 1: You mean the most tryand right. I don't think blandest
Speaker 1: is a word.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know. I was with my English teacher.
Speaker 1: Here we go. I need some These actually smell pretty good.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: Lie because generally you do. Yes, what lie? Oh you
Speaker 1: know what these look like? They look like food should
Speaker 1: taste good. Multi grain chips is what they look like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that black bag. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I love those.
Speaker 3: Those are so they used to serve them on planes.
Speaker 2: And I loved them.
Speaker 3: The smell. Okay, wine, two things, hmm, I gotta tell you.
Speaker 1: Just plain not bad. The fun thing is nobody can
Speaker 1: get them, so even if we like them, you know
Speaker 1: what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Well, if you're in Portugal you see nasty on al,
Speaker 3: you can get these, but otherwise you can't.
Speaker 1: I don't taste any corn at all.
Speaker 3: I do, it's all corn. No, this tastes a lot
Speaker 3: like corn.
Speaker 1: I just taste bland cardboard, except I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: think two balls in a spoon. Oh wait, what is
Speaker 1: there English stuff on there? It turns into kind of
Speaker 1: a paste in your mouth, you know, rice and whole weep.
Speaker 1: I told you there was other grains. It's not corn,
Speaker 1: so why does it take corn flakes? Slap the coworker day,
Speaker 1: I told you it's not corn.
Speaker 2: Why is it corn flakes?
Speaker 1: Because they just to every to other people, corn flakes
Speaker 1: are just flakes, so they lied, Well corn doesn't mean
Speaker 1: corn there.
Speaker 3: Well now I feel lied too, So I'm going to
Speaker 3: go from giving this three bowls and it's like three bowls.
Speaker 1: No, but you're going about taste? Do you go by taste,
Speaker 1: not by lies? I like three two cant Sam is
Speaker 1: telling you the truth every time? I don't.
Speaker 3: Can we talk about all these cereals now, No, they're
Speaker 3: trying to switch the formulas on.
Speaker 1: Well not they should be doing.
Speaker 3: I do agree with that. That is our official stance
Speaker 3: on this.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do the whole boycott thing. No,
Speaker 1: all these cereals all day, but yeah, I mean they
Speaker 1: shouldn't be craping the cereals. That's you know, doing stuff.
Speaker 1: I agree because when we were when we were little,
Speaker 1: all that stuff wasn't in there, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And as our listeners will know, we've tried the
Speaker 3: ones from other countries where they use fruit juice or
Speaker 3: other things, and it tastes just the same.
Speaker 1: What'd you give it? Three balls? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, it does turn into a paste.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like I actually could take this out.
Speaker 3: Let's do it and make a project. We'll put paper together,
Speaker 3: make like a house out of it. Okay, paper machee.
Speaker 1: It was okay, you give it to the balls, all right,
Speaker 1: I don't want it. Yeah, I'm Andrew. That was fun. Okay, hellol.
Speaker 1: The next one is that something you say, No it isn't, No,
Speaker 1: it isn't. That's a text speak.
Speaker 3: This one is called Powers, also by Nasio now subor
Speaker 3: Cone Energy.
Speaker 1: Different logo though.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This one is caramelo e chocolate chocolate. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 3: new recipe. It looks pretty good.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of the logo.
Speaker 3: That's the powers are your crunchy dose of energy. Start
Speaker 3: your day with a burst of energy with your cereal
Speaker 3: powers that are enriched with eight complex B vinamins and iron.
Speaker 1: The logo frightens me because it's like graffiti and I'm
Speaker 1: scared of it's it's like hood rat stuff.
Speaker 2: Hood rat stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you gotta shake it. It's chocolate in there. Shake
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 3: Well, no, it's just white. It's caramel and chocolate.
Speaker 1: Flakes. There's no chunks in here now.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, see what happens when you speak?
Speaker 1: That reminds me of like the the bunnies from Annie's.
Speaker 3: Yes, Nancy Reagan would not approve of this.
Speaker 1: I used a Nancy Reagan step yesterday I did.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: These bags in this country are terrible.
Speaker 2: Oh oh m hmm. That does not smell good. It
Speaker 2: sounds like cardboard.
Speaker 3: Well, because there is cardboard there, of course it's gonna
Speaker 3: smell like cardboard.
Speaker 1: You dope. Oh, come on, Oh no, it's got white
Speaker 1: Wait it says cone what it has? Uh? It has
Speaker 1: cocu magro in it.
Speaker 2: Maro.
Speaker 1: See I don't this already has like that coating, that
Speaker 1: shiny coating. I don't like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We're gonna hit with some Farmland Fresh Daies organic two
Speaker 1: percent reduced fat milk. Excuse me, don't let me spill
Speaker 1: it in your crutch, all right.
Speaker 3: A quarter of your daily energy needs.
Speaker 1: It smells like Graham crackers. It's nice. It smells nice
Speaker 1: in milk.
Speaker 2: This is actually nice.
Speaker 3: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: And you got chocolate. I don't know what the other
Speaker 1: pieces are. Just must me chcolate and vanilla caramel. Oh
Speaker 1: you did say that. Yeah, it's actually not that bad.
Speaker 3: I really like the chocolate. It kind of tastes like
Speaker 3: a cocoa puff.
Speaker 1: No it doesn't. You don't really know your cereal.
Speaker 2: It tastes like a cocoa puff. No, no, it does.
Speaker 3: It tastes like a cocoa puff. I think they should
Speaker 3: coca puff. If you're watching this, General Mills.
Speaker 1: Cocoa puff. If you're watching this, General Mills, Sonny's sitting
Speaker 1: on his couch bouncing up and down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he was Yeah, Sonny the cuckoo bird. Yes,
Speaker 3: oh my god, he is a cuckoo bird.
Speaker 2: Wow. Anyway, my god.
Speaker 3: If you're watching this, General Mills, not that.
Speaker 1: You don't watch this, don't listen.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna finish my point.
Speaker 3: I think that you should make cocoa puffs with caramel,
Speaker 3: because this is delicious and I can taste it, and
Speaker 3: I think you'd I think it would benefit you.
Speaker 1: We've had cereals here with with with chocolate and caramel
Speaker 1: and don't take and all that. What do you want
Speaker 1: to give it? Andrew? I like the crunch the pieces.
Speaker 1: The pieces a little too flat for me, but I
Speaker 1: like the crunch. What do you want to give it
Speaker 1: a ball from my spoon. Three in a spoon. I'll
Speaker 1: give it three balls. Pretty good? M hm interesting.
Speaker 2: Oh in the milk hold on, matter's delicious.
Speaker 1: Oh that's it's caramel milk, not bad.
Speaker 2: M nice.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break. Care a right, we'll be
Speaker 1: back right after this beat us. This board is so dirty,
Speaker 1: Oh brigado, look at that. That's please don't rest your spoon.
Speaker 1: This is very important paperwork. I have parent teacher conferences
Speaker 1: today and I need the schedule. Don't. I don't want
Speaker 1: milk stains on it. I'm gonna look like some slob.
Speaker 3: Why are you Why did you put it under where
Speaker 3: my thing is? If this is that important, why are
Speaker 3: you just leaving it out? You're the girl with the cast.
Speaker 3: Don't look there. Don't ask me how I got hurt?
Speaker 1: What this?
Speaker 2: That's what you did here?
Speaker 3: Don't put your things on this. It's a very important
Speaker 3: piece of paper that I left open and that things
Speaker 3: could be touched on. And tell you that you shouldn't
Speaker 3: put things there.
Speaker 1: You just spilt stuff everywhere. You don't have to move it. No, no, yes,
Speaker 1: I do things.
Speaker 2: I don't trust myself.
Speaker 3: Oh god, my spoon feil oh my goodness, Lord baby Jesus, Okay,
Speaker 3: back to my cookies.
Speaker 1: So this is all Portuguese cereals, and Andrew, we're back
Speaker 1: from Portugal.
Speaker 2: What do you okay? They're both chalk like.
Speaker 1: Dude, I don't care. I'm not I really don't care.
Speaker 3: Why don't you care?
Speaker 1: I just want to go home, have so much to do.
Speaker 3: Turn that frown upside down for our listeners. Wash cereal
Speaker 3: from Portugal. You need to be nice.
Speaker 1: They're not very exciting cereals. I want you to wow me.
Speaker 1: What's next?
Speaker 3: This one is Continentes milk crockers.
Speaker 2: They're basically crave.
Speaker 1: No, they're not basically crave at all. What they basically
Speaker 1: are are cocoa. I was loaded from General Mills, which
Speaker 1: we have back there. Why would you do that? You
Speaker 1: know how? I get headaches immediately?
Speaker 2: Well then I got motrin for you right here. Oh
Speaker 2: you can't even see straight?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Wow? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Can I have my glasses please?
Speaker 3: I'm not doing that with you. Uh oh it's open?
Speaker 1: Is it open?
Speaker 2: The box was sealed, but this was open.
Speaker 1: Not eating that, dude, I'm not you.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I see how it happened.
Speaker 3: Why because with theirs the tape when I put this
Speaker 3: in my suitcase. Yeah it opened, I don't know. You
Speaker 3: eat it first, then sure, I don't care. Okay, good,
Speaker 3: I'll be fine. I don't value my life.
Speaker 1: Continente continente milk, crockers, richeidos conlite is that kind of
Speaker 1: it's Portuguese, but it's almost kind of like Spanish.
Speaker 3: Yes, but it's like very different Spanish alto like a
Speaker 3: lot of their words.
Speaker 2: And then like huh yeah, and I was very confused
Speaker 2: by it.
Speaker 1: Vitaminas man, I please have a new spoon. You know
Speaker 1: what that means?
Speaker 3: It has six vitamins seven seven learn learn learn Portuguese.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, let me just take a minute. Okay, they're squares.
Speaker 1: Actually they're not rectangles.
Speaker 2: So again not like Crave.
Speaker 3: No, they're not like they're not that's not like crave.
Speaker 1: You got your vanilla cream in there?
Speaker 2: You have a understand did you tell did you.
Speaker 1: Tell our listeners what kind of milk you put on it?
Speaker 3: Farmland Fresh two percent organic reduced fat milk.
Speaker 1: You forgot the dairies part Farmland.
Speaker 3: Fresh Daies organic two percent reduced fat milk. When you're
Speaker 3: in the milk case, look for the.
Speaker 1: Cowfe who's in the milk case.
Speaker 3: Okay, one, two, three, go ahead, Okay.
Speaker 1: Do you think Betty has a lawsuit? Do you what?
Speaker 1: Do you think Betty has a lawsuit against that Betty?
Speaker 1: Or is it only in the United States?
Speaker 2: Who's Betty? Hello, Betty crock Betty Crocker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So for me, I'm gonna go back to
Speaker 3: what I'm here for, which is eating the cereal.
Speaker 2: I don't like this.
Speaker 1: Okay, Should I try it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: If I get salty, if I die seriously, kids, well yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm still working on my will you know if I
Speaker 1: die from this, we're in trouble. Yeah, someone did something
Speaker 1: to that. This has been tampered with, like tiland All
Speaker 1: in the eighties.
Speaker 2: What I know about that?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, like seven people died and that's what
Speaker 3: led to them having the thing, the hard to open bottles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was put in the tilan all?
Speaker 3: Like the bad one? What like the bad one that
Speaker 3: makes your mouth foam?
Speaker 1: Cyanide? Yeah, that's in a song that's in a current
Speaker 1: song like Cyanide. Oh, it's in a country song. You
Speaker 1: wouldn't know it.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't know it. It's called chuck a Jeans.
Speaker 3: I got Sinady and my jeans.
Speaker 1: He's got a strange flavor. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Got a cooler slat going then to the farm.
Speaker 1: One spoon, that's it.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a little dramatic.
Speaker 1: No, I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I give it a bowl and a spoon.
Speaker 1: It's not good.
Speaker 3: No, whatever is inside of this is like white chocolate,
Speaker 3: but it's like not good.
Speaker 1: It tastes like transmission fluid. I just don't like it.
Speaker 3: Transmission fluid is inside and that Serial Killers. But this
Speaker 3: has been such a great episode because Scott has really
Speaker 3: brought so much to the table and has liked everything
Speaker 3: and been such a great team player.
Speaker 2: So yeah, let's go to a bonus.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to fake it and say I love
Speaker 1: this is all crap so far.
Speaker 3: Literally, you will take out a box of Booberry that
Speaker 3: has like a different marshmallow and be like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't do count chocola because there's
Speaker 1: different shape marshmallows this year.
Speaker 3: Could make it taste anyway. I had this, what's the
Speaker 3: same brand? That's garbage Continente chocolate cookies.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Can you just be supportive?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I brought egg cereal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this brand is terrible. I mean, thanks, but
Speaker 1: it's terrible.
Speaker 2: Why can't you be supportive?
Speaker 1: I I because it's gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you made me eat Millennium cheerios.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Oh these are gonna be interesting too.
Speaker 1: So do they think that this is like cookie crisp?
Speaker 3: Oh god, it almost looks like kibble, like legit and bits.
Speaker 2: No, just the kibble?
Speaker 1: What bits?
Speaker 2: I don't know what bits are?
Speaker 1: Beans, kibbles and bits. I want my kids and bits,
Speaker 1: kibbles and bits, kipples and bits?
Speaker 2: Is that beans?
Speaker 1: No, it's dog food ki bits? Okay, from the eighties.
Speaker 2: Well I don't have a dog.
Speaker 1: It's also from the eighties.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, cool.
Speaker 1: They do look they look a little bit like.
Speaker 2: The chocolate on top is really throwing me.
Speaker 1: They look a little bit like cookie crisp, A little
Speaker 1: bit just small, maybe half the size of a little flatter. Uh.
Speaker 1: Farmland fresh aries are getting two percent reduced fat milk.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Farmland Fresh Airies.
Speaker 3: God, you have been so mean this episode. Mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's okay.
Speaker 1: Ow did you break it too?
Speaker 3: Ow ow ow ow all.
Speaker 1: Right, black box? Oh strike it up? Do do do
Speaker 1: do do do? Yeah, that's what it's sounded like.
Speaker 2: This is bad. This is just not good.
Speaker 1: I think it's way better than the last one. No, No,
Speaker 1: the crunch is okay, the cookie flavor is it's trying.
Speaker 2: It's non existent.
Speaker 1: I don't like the consistency of the cereal that this
Speaker 1: company puts out, just like this shiny, weird crunch. The
Speaker 1: taste is not that terrible. This one gets two balls
Speaker 1: from me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, two balls, spoon. I was looking forward to this.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie. That makes me really sad.
Speaker 1: I see you, I could just see you in the supermarket.
Speaker 3: Scott's gonna love this. He's not gonna believe.
Speaker 1: I cereal back and then here we go. It's all crap.
Speaker 3: Jes said, I wanted it looks like O curat for
Speaker 3: me around out.
Speaker 2: It's sorry, Andy.
Speaker 1: Now do you even know or any of these cereals new?
Speaker 1: Because generally we do a new cereal, Andrew, we have
Speaker 1: not not done a new cereal since episode one.
Speaker 2: That you've ruined it. You've also ruined the show.
Speaker 3: Thanks, Andy, you did great, Thanks so much for listening.
Speaker 3: Andy once again ruins the show.
Speaker 1: And there was nothing about Halloween any of these you
Speaker 1: told me.
Speaker 2: To do this episode.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't know I had no new Cereal this week.
Speaker 3: So then I came here and did it, and you
Speaker 3: have been nothing but just a complete dead.
Speaker 1: These were expensive, right, Yes they work.
Speaker 2: The Euro is not in our favor.
Speaker 1: I buy Cereal every week. Cool figure that all right,
Speaker 1: I'm over it anyway. Thank you for listening to Serial Killers, Andrew.
Speaker 1: Thank you for bringing in for cereals from Portugal.
Speaker 2: Never gonna happen again.
Speaker 1: I'm really glad that you thought of the show while
Speaker 1: you were away.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I always think of the show all like, literally always
Speaker 1: saying yeah, yeah, I live, sleep, breathe, eat serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Oh die buy cereal.
Speaker 3: You might actually after eating the We should have changed
Speaker 3: the name just for this week to Cereal with NS,
Speaker 3: you know, for no like real like doing doing doing
Speaker 3: because of Halloween, like serial Killers, we should wear masks
Speaker 3: everything props. We got to do a disgusting dinner that
Speaker 3: we have to do blood. We have to do a
Speaker 3: disgusting fake for everything dinner party. Okay, that'll be next month.
Speaker 1: Don't make promises.
Speaker 2: I promise that I want to do. There's no women
Speaker 2: here for a table. Well we'll figure out a room
Speaker 2: to record it.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. This is the
Speaker 1: podcast where we eat cereal and we think inside the box.
Speaker 1: But you always go it's stupid. You said it this
Speaker 1: time though.
Speaker 2: You're the one.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Lord. Okay, well,
Speaker 3: thank you so much for listening. You can follow me
Speaker 3: and Andrew Pug. You can follow hi at De Scotti B.
Speaker 3: You can follow them Farmland Fresh Dairies at Farmland Fresh Dairies.
Speaker 3: You can follow us at Serial Killers PC.
Speaker 1: You didn't even let me say that it's farm Fresh
Speaker 1: since nineteen fourteen. Okay, yeah, well you said it's one
Speaker 1: hundred and ten years. Bro, that's a long time, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Thank god you said that. I was about to say
Speaker 3: one hundred and four. I did not do well in math.
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah? Do all those things follow us like us,
Speaker 1: YouTube everything. You can watch the video and if Andrew
Speaker 1: ever puts it up here, he goes, and we'll see
Speaker 1: you Monday with an all new Serial Killers until we
Speaker 1: see you then say crunch, Andrew, crunch, crunch. You get
Speaker 1: lots of messages, Yeah I did. Actually, you gotta you
Speaker 1: get some pages. You gotta call people back.
Speaker 2: I got pages. My beeper was going crazy.