WEBVTT - Andy's Portuguese Party!

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hi Scott, Hi Andrew, how are you today? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>great yourself, Rape.

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<v Speaker 2>Live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios. This is Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>And today's Monday, October twenty eighth. You know what's coming off, Andrew, Halloween.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just days away. Book Lukas right behind you, right there,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the monster I did I decorated for Halloween. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>can you name each one of the monsters? Andrew? Go ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>go clockwise, start with him. Yeah, this is no no, no.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, good count Chocola right, Franklin Berry, franken Berry.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, uh, Booberries. That's Booberry. Mummy, yummy, fruity yummy mummy.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, come on now, Jazz, he.

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<v Speaker 1>Looks like jazz, but that is fruit brute.

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<v Speaker 3>Fruit brute. Yeah, fine, spoopy, spoopy.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to give out little packets. They did make

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<v Speaker 1>them like two halloweens ago. You know, I don't know anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a very exciting episode if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>know why, because it's all you all me.

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<v Speaker 3>I spent so much time curating curating this episode for

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<v Speaker 3>you guys. Right. You don't even know the struggles and

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<v Speaker 3>the torment that I went through to get here. Uh, huh,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm here and I'm gonna make you all wonderful

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<v Speaker 3>serial curation because it's serial killers?

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<v Speaker 1>What press the jingle? Why?

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<v Speaker 3>Because international? I went to Portugal, all of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yes, you didn't preface it by saying that.

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<v Speaker 3>I went internationally. I went to Portugal for a vacation

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<v Speaker 3>two weeks ago, and this is the serials that I

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<v Speaker 3>brought back. I did buy them, not like when I

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<v Speaker 3>went to Japan. It did in buy anything. I bought

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<v Speaker 3>four Portuguese series. I went to a supermarket with my

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<v Speaker 3>parents that were so excited to help me pick these out.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, that was long winded.

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<v Speaker 2>Serial Killers International.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we're going to that? Yeah, yeah, I was just

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<v Speaker 1>along for the ride to you. I'll play ahead.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll play the role of you, you play the role

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<v Speaker 3>of me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying so get your phone and start texting.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>I would never for the integrity of this show.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 3>You will never bring me down to your level.

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<v Speaker 1>Go on, Okay, great, but no one can hear you

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<v Speaker 1>down there.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me see. Uh, let's do.

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<v Speaker 3>There's like one I really want to try. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>do this.

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<v Speaker 1>One first, this one.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get nasio now lean harror sim a a car.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that mean with sugar or without sugar?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea what this means.

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<v Speaker 3>It's I bet you that means there's no sugar in this.

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<v Speaker 3>It's corn flakes with no sugar, with no sugar. I

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<v Speaker 3>am gonna do this one first because the rest are

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<v Speaker 3>all sweet and.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to ruin it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I feel like that's the mistake that you often make,

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<v Speaker 3>is that you're like, oh, we should have done this

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<v Speaker 3>one first because it's so bland.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a huge mistake maker, Andy, Yeah, but that's what

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<v Speaker 1>makes you special.

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<v Speaker 2>So these are corn flakes.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna be using farmland or organic two percent reduced

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<v Speaker 3>fat milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it actually corn? Because I don't see any corn

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<v Speaker 1>on there. I think it's some other grain.

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<v Speaker 2>It literally says corn flakes. No right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't think it's corn though.

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<v Speaker 2>That literally says corn.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, it's got tiamina farroh acicido, ponto tentaco and

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<v Speaker 3>vitamina B six.

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<v Speaker 1>Using a fresh container of Farmland Fresh Dairies organic two

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<v Speaker 1>percent reduced fat milk.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it looks it was the blandest one that I

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<v Speaker 3>could find.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean the most tryand right. I don't think blandest

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<v Speaker 1>is a word.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I don't know. I was with my English teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. I need some These actually smell pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Lie because generally you do. Yes, what lie? Oh you

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<v Speaker 1>know what these look like? They look like food should

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<v Speaker 1>taste good. Multi grain chips is what they look like. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that black bag. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I love those.

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<v Speaker 3>Those are so they used to serve them on planes.

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<v Speaker 2>And I loved them.

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<v Speaker 3>The smell. Okay, wine, two things, hmm, I gotta tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>Just plain not bad. The fun thing is nobody can

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<v Speaker 1>get them, so even if we like them, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, if you're in Portugal you see nasty on al,

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<v Speaker 3>you can get these, but otherwise you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't taste any corn at all.

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<v Speaker 3>I do, it's all corn. No, this tastes a lot

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<v Speaker 3>like corn.

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<v Speaker 1>I just taste bland cardboard, except I mean, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think two balls in a spoon. Oh wait, what is

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<v Speaker 1>there English stuff on there? It turns into kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a paste in your mouth, you know, rice and whole weep.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you there was other grains. It's not corn,

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<v Speaker 1>so why does it take corn flakes? Slap the coworker day,

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<v Speaker 1>I told you it's not corn.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is it corn flakes?

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<v Speaker 1>Because they just to every to other people, corn flakes

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<v Speaker 1>are just flakes, so they lied, Well corn doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 1>corn there.

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<v Speaker 3>Well now I feel lied too, So I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>go from giving this three bowls and it's like three bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but you're going about taste? Do you go by taste,

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<v Speaker 1>not by lies? I like three two cant Sam is

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<v Speaker 1>telling you the truth every time? I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we talk about all these cereals now, No, they're

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<v Speaker 3>trying to switch the formulas on.

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<v Speaker 1>Well not they should be doing.

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<v Speaker 3>I do agree with that. That is our official stance

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<v Speaker 3>on this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to do the whole boycott thing. No,

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<v Speaker 1>all these cereals all day, but yeah, I mean they

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be craping the cereals. That's you know, doing stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree because when we were when we were little,

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<v Speaker 1>all that stuff wasn't in there, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And as our listeners will know, we've tried the

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<v Speaker 3>ones from other countries where they use fruit juice or

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<v Speaker 3>other things, and it tastes just the same.

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<v Speaker 1>What'd you give it? Three balls? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it does turn into a paste.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I feel like I actually could take this out.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's do it and make a project. We'll put paper together,

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<v Speaker 3>make like a house out of it. Okay, paper machee.

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<v Speaker 1>It was okay, you give it to the balls, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want it. Yeah, I'm Andrew. That was fun. Okay, hellol.

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<v Speaker 1>The next one is that something you say, No it isn't, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it isn't. That's a text speak.

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<v Speaker 3>This one is called Powers, also by Nasio now subor

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<v Speaker 3>Cone Energy.

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<v Speaker 1>Different logo though.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>This one is caramelo e chocolate chocolate. Yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 3>new recipe. It looks pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm afraid of the logo.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the powers are your crunchy dose of energy. Start

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<v Speaker 3>your day with a burst of energy with your cereal

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<v Speaker 3>powers that are enriched with eight complex B vinamins and iron.

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<v Speaker 1>The logo frightens me because it's like graffiti and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>scared of it's it's like hood rat stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Hood rat stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, you gotta shake it. It's chocolate in there. Shake

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<v Speaker 1>it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, it's just white. It's caramel and chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Flakes. There's no chunks in here now.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, see what happens when you speak?

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<v Speaker 1>That reminds me of like the the bunnies from Annie's.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Nancy Reagan would not approve of this.

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<v Speaker 1>I used a Nancy Reagan step yesterday I did.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>These bags in this country are terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh m hmm. That does not smell good. It

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<v Speaker 2>sounds like cardboard.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, because there is cardboard there, of course it's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>smell like cardboard.

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<v Speaker 1>You dope. Oh, come on, Oh no, it's got white

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<v Speaker 1>Wait it says cone what it has? Uh? It has

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<v Speaker 1>cocu magro in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Maro.

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<v Speaker 1>See I don't this already has like that coating, that

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<v Speaker 1>shiny coating. I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna hit with some Farmland Fresh Daies organic two

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<v Speaker 1>percent reduced fat milk. Excuse me, don't let me spill

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<v Speaker 1>it in your crutch, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>A quarter of your daily energy needs.

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<v Speaker 1>It smells like Graham crackers. It's nice. It smells nice

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<v Speaker 1>in milk.

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<v Speaker 2>This is actually nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Hmmm.

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<v Speaker 1>And you got chocolate. I don't know what the other

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<v Speaker 1>pieces are. Just must me chcolate and vanilla caramel. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you did say that. Yeah, it's actually not that bad.

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<v Speaker 3>I really like the chocolate. It kind of tastes like

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<v Speaker 3>a cocoa puff.

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<v Speaker 1>No it doesn't. You don't really know your cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>It tastes like a cocoa puff. No, no, it does.

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<v Speaker 3>It tastes like a cocoa puff. I think they should

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<v Speaker 3>coca puff. If you're watching this, General Mills.

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<v Speaker 1>Cocoa puff. If you're watching this, General Mills, Sonny's sitting

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<v Speaker 1>on his couch bouncing up and down.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because he was Yeah, Sonny the cuckoo bird. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my god, he is a cuckoo bird.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Anyway, my god.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're watching this, General Mills, not that.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't watch this, don't listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna finish my point.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that you should make cocoa puffs with caramel,

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<v Speaker 3>because this is delicious and I can taste it, and

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<v Speaker 3>I think you'd I think it would benefit you.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had cereals here with with with chocolate and caramel

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<v Speaker 1>and don't take and all that. What do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to give it? Andrew? I like the crunch the pieces.

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<v Speaker 1>The pieces a little too flat for me, but I

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<v Speaker 1>like the crunch. What do you want to give it

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<v Speaker 1>a ball from my spoon. Three in a spoon. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give it three balls. Pretty good? M hm interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh in the milk hold on, matter's delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's it's caramel milk, not bad.

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<v Speaker 2>M nice.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna take a break. Care a right, we'll be

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<v Speaker 1>back right after this beat us. This board is so dirty,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh brigado, look at that. That's please don't rest your spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>This is very important paperwork. I have parent teacher conferences

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<v Speaker 1>today and I need the schedule. Don't. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>milk stains on it. I'm gonna look like some slob.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you Why did you put it under where

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<v Speaker 3>my thing is? If this is that important, why are

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<v Speaker 3>you just leaving it out? You're the girl with the cast.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't look there. Don't ask me how I got hurt?

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<v Speaker 1>What this?

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you did here?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't put your things on this. It's a very important

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<v Speaker 3>piece of paper that I left open and that things

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<v Speaker 3>could be touched on. And tell you that you shouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>put things there.

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<v Speaker 1>You just spilt stuff everywhere. You don't have to move it. No, no, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I do things.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't trust myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, my spoon feil oh my goodness, Lord baby Jesus, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>back to my cookies.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is all Portuguese cereals, and Andrew, we're back

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<v Speaker 1>from Portugal.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you okay? They're both chalk like.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, I don't care. I'm not I really don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you care?

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to go home, have so much to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Turn that frown upside down for our listeners. Wash cereal

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<v Speaker 3>from Portugal. You need to be nice.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not very exciting cereals. I want you to wow me.

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<v Speaker 1>What's next?

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<v Speaker 3>This one is Continentes milk crockers.

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<v Speaker 2>They're basically crave.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they're not basically crave at all. What they basically

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<v Speaker 1>are are cocoa. I was loaded from General Mills, which

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<v Speaker 1>we have back there. Why would you do that? You

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<v Speaker 1>know how? I get headaches immediately?

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<v Speaker 2>Well then I got motrin for you right here. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>you can't even see straight?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I have my glasses please?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not doing that with you. Uh oh it's open?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it open?

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<v Speaker 2>The box was sealed, but this was open.

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<v Speaker 1>Not eating that, dude, I'm not you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, I see how it happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Why because with theirs the tape when I put this

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<v Speaker 3>in my suitcase. Yeah it opened, I don't know. You

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<v Speaker 3>eat it first, then sure, I don't care. Okay, good,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be fine. I don't value my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Continente continente milk, crockers, richeidos conlite is that kind of

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<v Speaker 1>it's Portuguese, but it's almost kind of like Spanish.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, but it's like very different Spanish alto like a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of their words.

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<v Speaker 2>And then like huh yeah, and I was very confused

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<v Speaker 2>by it.

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<v Speaker 1>Vitaminas man, I please have a new spoon. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what that means?

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<v Speaker 3>It has six vitamins seven seven learn learn learn Portuguese.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sure, let me just take a minute. Okay, they're squares.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually they're not rectangles.

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<v Speaker 2>So again not like Crave.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they're not like they're not that's not like crave.

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<v Speaker 1>You got your vanilla cream in there?

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<v Speaker 2>You have a understand did you tell did you.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell our listeners what kind of milk you put on it?

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<v Speaker 3>Farmland Fresh two percent organic reduced fat milk.

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<v Speaker 1>You forgot the dairies part Farmland.

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<v Speaker 3>Fresh Daies organic two percent reduced fat milk. When you're

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<v Speaker 3>in the milk case, look for the.

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<v Speaker 1>Cowfe who's in the milk case.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, one, two, three, go ahead, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think Betty has a lawsuit? Do you what?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think Betty has a lawsuit against that Betty?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is it only in the United States?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's Betty? Hello, Betty crock Betty Crocker.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, So for me, I'm gonna go back to

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm here for, which is eating the cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Should I try it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>If I get salty, if I die seriously, kids, well yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still working on my will you know if I

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<v Speaker 1>die from this, we're in trouble. Yeah, someone did something

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<v Speaker 1>to that. This has been tampered with, like tiland All

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<v Speaker 1>in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>What I know about that?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah yeah, like seven people died and that's what

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<v Speaker 3>led to them having the thing, the hard to open bottles.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what was put in the tilan all?

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<v Speaker 3>Like the bad one? What like the bad one that

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<v Speaker 3>makes your mouth foam?

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<v Speaker 1>Cyanide? Yeah, that's in a song that's in a current

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<v Speaker 1>song like Cyanide. Oh, it's in a country song. You

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't know it.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't know it. It's called chuck a Jeans.

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<v Speaker 3>I got Sinady and my jeans.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a strange flavor. I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a cooler slat going then to the farm.

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<v Speaker 1>One spoon, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's a little dramatic.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I give it a bowl and a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not good.

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<v Speaker 3>No, whatever is inside of this is like white chocolate,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's like not good.

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<v Speaker 1>It tastes like transmission fluid. I just don't like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Transmission fluid is inside and that Serial Killers. But this

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<v Speaker 3>has been such a great episode because Scott has really

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<v Speaker 3>brought so much to the table and has liked everything

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<v Speaker 3>and been such a great team player.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, let's go to a bonus.

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<v Speaker 1>I was supposed to fake it and say I love

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<v Speaker 1>this is all crap so far.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally, you will take out a box of Booberry that

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<v Speaker 3>has like a different marshmallow and be like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't do count chocola because there's

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<v Speaker 1>different shape marshmallows this year.

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<v Speaker 3>Could make it taste anyway. I had this, what's the

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<v Speaker 3>same brand? That's garbage Continente chocolate cookies.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you just be supportive?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I brought egg cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but this brand is terrible. I mean, thanks, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Why can't you be supportive?

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<v Speaker 1>I I because it's gross.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you made me eat Millennium cheerios.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh these are gonna be interesting too.

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<v Speaker 1>So do they think that this is like cookie crisp?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, it almost looks like kibble, like legit and bits.

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<v Speaker 2>No, just the kibble?

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<v Speaker 1>What bits?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what bits are?

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<v Speaker 1>Beans, kibbles and bits. I want my kids and bits,

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<v Speaker 1>kibbles and bits, kipples and bits?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that beans?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's dog food ki bits? Okay, from the eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I don't have a dog.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also from the eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 1>They do look they look a little bit like.

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<v Speaker 2>The chocolate on top is really throwing me.

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<v Speaker 1>They look a little bit like cookie crisp, A little

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<v Speaker 1>bit just small, maybe half the size of a little flatter. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Farmland fresh aries are getting two percent reduced fat milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Farmland Fresh Airies.

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<v Speaker 3>God, you have been so mean this episode. Mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Ow did you break it too?

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<v Speaker 3>Ow ow ow ow all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, black box? Oh strike it up? Do do do

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<v Speaker 1>do do do? Yeah, that's what it's sounded like.

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<v Speaker 2>This is bad. This is just not good.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's way better than the last one. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>the crunch is okay, the cookie flavor is it's trying.

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<v Speaker 2>It's non existent.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like the consistency of the cereal that this

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<v Speaker 1>company puts out, just like this shiny, weird crunch. The

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<v Speaker 1>taste is not that terrible. This one gets two balls

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<v Speaker 1>from me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, two balls, spoon. I was looking forward to this.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna lie. That makes me really sad.

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<v Speaker 1>I see you, I could just see you in the supermarket.

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<v Speaker 3>Scott's gonna love this. He's not gonna believe.

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<v Speaker 1>I cereal back and then here we go. It's all crap.

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<v Speaker 3>Jes said, I wanted it looks like O curat for

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<v Speaker 3>me around out.

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<v Speaker 2>It's sorry, Andy.

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<v Speaker 1>Now do you even know or any of these cereals new?

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<v Speaker 1>Because generally we do a new cereal, Andrew, we have

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<v Speaker 1>not not done a new cereal since episode one.

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<v Speaker 2>That you've ruined it. You've also ruined the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks, Andy, you did great, Thanks so much for listening.

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<v Speaker 3>Andy once again ruins the show.

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<v Speaker 1>And there was nothing about Halloween any of these you

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<v Speaker 1>told me.

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<v Speaker 2>To do this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I didn't know I had no new Cereal this week.

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<v Speaker 3>So then I came here and did it, and you

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<v Speaker 3>have been nothing but just a complete dead.

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<v Speaker 1>These were expensive, right, Yes they work.

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<v Speaker 2>The Euro is not in our favor.

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<v Speaker 1>I buy Cereal every week. Cool figure that all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm over it anyway. Thank you for listening to Serial Killers, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for bringing in for cereals from Portugal.

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<v Speaker 2>Never gonna happen again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really glad that you thought of the show while

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<v Speaker 1>you were away.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I always think of the show all like, literally always

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<v Speaker 1>saying yeah, yeah, I live, sleep, breathe, eat serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh die buy cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>You might actually after eating the We should have changed

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<v Speaker 3>the name just for this week to Cereal with NS,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, for no like real like doing doing doing

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<v Speaker 3>because of Halloween, like serial Killers, we should wear masks

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<v Speaker 3>everything props. We got to do a disgusting dinner that

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<v Speaker 3>we have to do blood. We have to do a

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<v Speaker 3>disgusting fake for everything dinner party. Okay, that'll be next month.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't make promises.

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<v Speaker 2>I promise that I want to do. There's no women

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<v Speaker 2>here for a table. Well we'll figure out a room

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<v Speaker 2>to record it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. This is the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast where we eat cereal and we think inside the box.

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<v Speaker 1>But you always go it's stupid. You said it this

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<v Speaker 1>time though.

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<v Speaker 2>You're the one.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Lord. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you so much for listening. You can follow me

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<v Speaker 3>and Andrew Pug. You can follow hi at De Scotti B.

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<v Speaker 3>You can follow them Farmland Fresh Dairies at Farmland Fresh Dairies.

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<v Speaker 3>You can follow us at Serial Killers PC.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't even let me say that it's farm Fresh

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<v Speaker 1>since nineteen fourteen. Okay, yeah, well you said it's one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and ten years. Bro, that's a long time, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank god you said that. I was about to say

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred and four. I did not do well in math.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Yeah? Do all those things follow us like us,

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube everything. You can watch the video and if Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>ever puts it up here, he goes, and we'll see

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<v Speaker 1>you Monday with an all new Serial Killers until we

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<v Speaker 1>see you then say crunch, Andrew, crunch, crunch. You get

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<v Speaker 1>lots of messages, Yeah I did. Actually, you gotta you

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<v Speaker 1>get some pages. You gotta call people back.

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<v Speaker 2>I got pages. My beeper was going crazy.