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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the eight hour long TikTok series

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Speaker 1: Who the F Did I Marry? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yes, well I've seen pieces and recaps. It's a big

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Speaker 2: commit It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Now. It's a compilation of fifty two TikTok videos by

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Speaker 1: a woman named Reesa Tisa, and it got big not

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Speaker 1: that long ago, but people are still discovering it daily. Now. Yes,

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Speaker 1: she was like married just like crazy narcissist for five

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Speaker 1: months then lied to her. Yeah, she tells about him

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Speaker 1: being a pathological liar and how she ended up divorcing him.

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Speaker 1: We're not going to go into the whole thing, but basically,

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Speaker 1: Resa's ex husband told a bunch of really really stupid lies.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, crazy crazy, like saying he was a former

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Speaker 1: professional arena football player and the vice president of a

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Speaker 1: famous condiment company. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Okay, while those lies are pretty bad, are they the

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Speaker 2: dumbest ever?

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Speaker 1: Because a new survey asked people to confess the most ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: unbelievable FIBs that they've ever told some one, and we've

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Speaker 1: got the best responses ready, So let's get into it.

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Speaker 1: Like this person said, I used to tell people that

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Speaker 1: I was the voice that whispered zoom zoom at the

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Speaker 1: end of those Mazita commercials, you know them zoom, so literally,

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Speaker 1: that'd be a hard one to disprove. One girl I

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Speaker 1: know told me she's all the screaming in the background

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Speaker 1: of Grae's anatomy.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm trying to wonder if that's fake. That's fake,

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Speaker 2: has been on since you were like bored. Oh dang it,

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Speaker 2: I would trust her. Okay, all she.

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Speaker 1: Does fordb is just the screamer everybody's got there claim

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Speaker 1: to film. Another person wrote, I was buying an engagement

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Speaker 1: ring when the sales lady asked if I was a Christian. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I had a feeling that's saying yes meant i'd get

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Speaker 1: a better price.

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Speaker 2: So I said yes, oh yeah, sure, I'll be any

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Speaker 2: religion you need me to being a discount.

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Speaker 1: And then she wanted to know what church I went

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Speaker 1: to in my pastor's name, in all sorts of specifics.

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Speaker 2: Twenty lies later, I got the oh, yeah, oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: the church christ Pat Johnson. Yeah that sounds right. Pastor

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Speaker 2: Tim tom there is Yeah, he likes to play guitar.

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Speaker 1: You guys are so quick to judge people for their

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Speaker 1: lives it's not fair.

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Speaker 2: And they got a good discount. The lord, I think

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Speaker 2: that's what the god bonnet.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're looking at a survey where people shared

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Speaker 1: the stupidest lies that they've ever told someone in the past.

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Speaker 1: This one's kind of a doozy. This woman said, I

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Speaker 1: didn't know how to break up with my boyfriend when

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Speaker 1: I was twenty two. Yeah, so I just told him

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Speaker 1: I was pregnant with someone else's baby.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought You're going to move cities or something

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Speaker 2: more reasonable.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you went for the big one there, She says.

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Speaker 1: I was to be clear, I was not pregnant and

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Speaker 1: has never cheated. I just didn't have a better idea.

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Speaker 1: I like how that is easier than just saying I

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Speaker 1: don't like you anymore. Yeah, it's good if you're gonna lie,

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Speaker 1: like make it a lie that makes you look bad.

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Speaker 2: I think she definitely took one for the team.

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Speaker 1: Another person said, when I was nineteen, I used to

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Speaker 1: fake a friend Jaccon to try and buy beer at

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Speaker 1: the grocery store. I thought it would make people think

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Speaker 1: I'm older and more refined. It did work one time.

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Speaker 2: It did.

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Speaker 1: It's probably because I was working at that gas station

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Speaker 1: when I worked at the gas station.

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Speaker 2: I sold to everybody.

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Speaker 1: I was only like nineteen or twenty myself, so I

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Speaker 1: was like, yeah, sure you want something.

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Speaker 2: The kid, don't worry, I'm taking the beer. What are

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Speaker 2: you four years old? You know what? I have a

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Speaker 2: bud light.

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Speaker 1: The next one says, I once convinced my entire school

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Speaker 1: that I physically couldn't say the word evil. Why I

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Speaker 1: would pronounce it evile. Sadly, this went on for almost

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Speaker 1: two years, and everybody would try to teach me the

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Speaker 1: proper way to pronounce it, and I just couldn't get

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Speaker 1: it right. I love it.

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Speaker 2: What a great way to get attention. On keep going

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Speaker 2: with this.

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Speaker 1: This person wrote, I had to wear an eye patch

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Speaker 1: one summer back when I was eighteen. One day, my

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Speaker 1: little cousin saw it and asked what was underneath the patch,

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Speaker 1: and I told them a tiny hand. Whoa.

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Speaker 2: He cried for two hours. That is right Lyne to kids.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I know i'm a parent, but Lyne of

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Speaker 2: kids is so fun. They just believe the trust is

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Speaker 2: so deep in them.

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Speaker 1: I could see Brooke doing a date night with her husband, like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, let's go have dinner and.

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Speaker 2: Lie to a bunch of kids. Yeah, I'm so romantic.

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Speaker 1: The first time my little nephew ever got on my stream,

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Speaker 1: he asked how many people are watching? And there was

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Speaker 1: like six, and I was like, I think we have

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Speaker 1: about four hundred thousand right now.

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Speaker 2: He got so.

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Speaker 1: Quiet, and I realized, like five minutes later, I had

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Speaker 1: to tell him, wait, you know I'm kidding, right, Bud,

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Speaker 1: there's only five people watching it.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, okay, And he thought like he was viral.

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Speaker 2: On the fact that he believed that you had four

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Speaker 2: hundred is in itself.

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Speaker 1: These are for I'm a survey of one of the

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Speaker 1: stupidest lies that people admit they've ever told before. This

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Speaker 1: one says, I was at a dinner party. I did

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Speaker 1: not want to be at so at the table, I

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Speaker 1: told everyone I was a steer wrestler in the rodeo,

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Speaker 1: but I had to quit after I broke my ankle

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Speaker 1: at the Texas Championship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I see, I see. I would have said after

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Speaker 2: I broke the bulls ankle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a better lie, I actually. And finally, this

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Speaker 1: person says, when my family first moved to Nashville, when

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Speaker 1: I was in fifth grade, I started telling everyone at

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Speaker 1: my new school that Reba McIntyre was my aunt. Hertat

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Speaker 1: that would only be cool in Nashville. Then one day

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Speaker 1: I met her at a buffet. I felt so awkward,

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Speaker 1: like she knew I.

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Speaker 2: Had been lying.

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Speaker 1: She's glaring at you. But I did get a photo

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Speaker 1: and I used that as official.

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Speaker 2: Proof with all my friends. I like how you felt

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Speaker 2: so guilty, But then continue the lie.

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Speaker 1: Text in seven eighty five nine two tell us about

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Speaker 1: the craziest dumb lie that you ever told.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do your phone tap right after this, Brooke

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning,