1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: What's up with you? Wait a minute, is this the 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:04,040 Speaker 1: right number? 3 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 2: It'sser line. 4 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 3: Good by, just call me. 5 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 4: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It 6 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:10,640 Speaker 4: works like this. 7 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:12,720 Speaker 5: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at 8 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:16,160 Speaker 5: the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. 9 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 4: Hey, hotcakes, you want to make a bet in a fight? 10 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:27,440 Speaker 5: I bet my tongue could beat up your tongue. Whatever 11 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 5: you do, don't tongue block him. Instead, tell him that 12 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:34,919 Speaker 5: his clever line has left you tongue tied. Then that's 13 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 5: when you reach down into your shirt, grab a pen, 14 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 5: and write down the number to the loser line. So 15 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,320 Speaker 5: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we can play on 16 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:45,479 Speaker 5: the air voicemails like this one. 17 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: Hey Alsh, some night club. 18 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 2: I just wanted to say I thought you were pretty cool. 19 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 2: Yeah when you said you can dance, you wan line. 20 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: Thanks dude, shut up? 21 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 2: Oh my god, bro, sorry that's Sean. Remember So anyway, 22 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,920 Speaker 2: I was thinking, if you're free, maybe you want to 23 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 2: hang out sometime. We can grab some coffee or see 24 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:21,200 Speaker 2: a movie whatever, you know, netlik and chill shut the cough. Look, 25 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:24,760 Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that, but yeah, it's funny. I was 26 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 2: going to tell you I was at seven eleven, you know, 27 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 2: when I saw those gummy bears. She said, you like, 28 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:31,360 Speaker 2: so I got one of those really big, really really 29 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 2: big bags. You don't want to kill. 30 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:35,119 Speaker 1: You, bro? 31 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 5: If it makes that guy feel any better, every dude 32 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 5: comes with a friend like that. Yeah, just because every 33 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 5: dude needs a hype man. I don't know if you 34 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 5: need them shouting Netflix and chill when you're leaving voicemails. 35 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 4: But it's good to have a ride or die? Is 36 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 4: that a good thing? 37 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 5: That friends? 38 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, we're not gonna he's not going to invite to 39 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,360 Speaker 4: the dinner parties. He's not ever gonna meet her friend. 40 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 4: But Alexis will give you his number. Okay, got to 41 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 4: meet him? 42 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:13,960 Speaker 5: Okay him before we get to this next clip. We 43 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,080 Speaker 5: are going to air it, but producer Boyd was a little. 44 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:16,919 Speaker 4: Bit confused by it. 45 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 5: So I listened to it, and it sounds like this 46 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 5: woman works at one of those like dollar stores. 47 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:25,160 Speaker 4: Oh do you not know what those are? 48 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:29,520 Speaker 5: Because I heard rumors of them that they exist, So 49 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,080 Speaker 5: I'm not one hundred percent clear. 50 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 4: I don't know, but let's just listen. 51 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:36,639 Speaker 1: Next message, Hey, Bryan, Uh. 52 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 3: I need your help. I I left work at the 53 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:48,480 Speaker 3: Family Dollars because I just wasn't feeling good. But I 54 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 3: left a whole bunch of dollars. 55 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: Call this crap in one. 56 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 5: Of the aisle. 57 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,959 Speaker 3: Can you go into the store. 58 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,799 Speaker 1: And just put all that stuff on the shelf for me? 59 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: They won't even notice. Okay, if it's. 60 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:13,119 Speaker 3: Conna, well, I mean it's Family Dollar, make it up too, 61 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 3: and I'm feeling better. 62 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 1: Going on. It's done next me. 63 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 4: SELFIM understanding that. 64 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:22,079 Speaker 3: Right. 65 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,920 Speaker 5: The woman works at the Family Dollar was in the 66 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 5: middle of a shift and then decided to duck out 67 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 5: and just called a random to be. 68 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 4: Like, hey, could you fill in for me? Family Dollar 69 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 4: won't care. I guess they're short staffed lately. Makes sense. 70 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 4: It's been hard for everybody out there. 71 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 5: And if she needs to meet hot guys to fill 72 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 5: her shift, yeah, so be it. 73 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 3: Yeah she would have called me. 74 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 4: I would have done it. I love those stories. 75 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes you gotta call in sick. 76 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 4: That's just the case. 77 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 5: And you know what's a good thing to do when 78 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 5: you are sick is bingejar show. 79 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, you're already. 80 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 5: Puking, So why not have us as the soundtrack for that? 81 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 4: Experience, or it'll make it come up if you're like yes, 82 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 4: it'll make it come up faster. 83 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 5: Plus it's easy to find because we're on YouTube, TikTok 84 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 5: install the podcast platforms. Just search Brooke and Jeffrey in 85 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 5: the Morning, the number one show for people who are 86 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 5: physically unwell. There you go, Now back to the clips. 87 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 2: Okay, the deal is done. 88 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,359 Speaker 1: Remember how I told you the other day that I 89 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,359 Speaker 1: got five to my waiter job, you know, because I 90 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,000 Speaker 1: was like the enough of people's plates and. 91 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 3: They're like, oh, you can't do the So anyway, good news. 92 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 4: I just got a new gig. 93 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 1: They have me delivering palace of soda all over the city. 94 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,480 Speaker 3: It's so sick. 95 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 2: I'm like, get this big truck and like everything. So listen, 96 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 2: I just snaked some gingerbread flavored mountain dew. 97 00:04:58,880 --> 00:04:59,839 Speaker 4: This stuff is rare. 98 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,039 Speaker 1: You can't find it anywhere, like only my truck at it. 99 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,719 Speaker 4: And yeah, like I grabbed a couple of palettes, like 100 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 4: nobody deal. So like if you want, like bringing a vodka, 101 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 4: we can mix it over at my. 102 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:14,719 Speaker 2: Place and we could party and have like a memorable 103 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 2: or you know, on memorable night. 104 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 5: Pallette's about and doing his plan wasn't to resell it, 105 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,280 Speaker 5: but to drink it all himself. 106 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,040 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, God with vodka vodka out. 107 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,800 Speaker 5: And I know you're saying that now, but what does 108 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:35,280 Speaker 5: twenty one year old Jose say to that all? 109 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:39,479 Speaker 4: Yeah, I would drink vodcast straight. Give me the bottle. 110 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:42,280 Speaker 4: There you go, mar. 111 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:47,720 Speaker 1: This is I'm about to take my iguana water out 112 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 1: for a walk in And I was actually thinking about 113 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,839 Speaker 1: taking them to the dog park. Let them off the 114 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:58,360 Speaker 1: leash so he can just roam around, maybe climb a tree, 115 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:01,840 Speaker 1: but we can just walk around the pond area. It's 116 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,000 Speaker 1: actually it's actually good because there's a lot of bugs 117 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,360 Speaker 1: and dragonflies and south flies around the water. It's really 118 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: cool when he does his tongue action thing. But I 119 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: can actually mimic it pretty good myself. Anyway, I'd love 120 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 1: to show you the tongue trick in person, but let 121 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,280 Speaker 1: me know your free walk. 122 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 4: I don't know that he meant anything by that. I 123 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 4: think he's just really proud. 124 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 5: I right, It's it's not like a sexual thing. It's 125 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 5: just he wants to show how far out he can 126 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 5: stick his tongue. Yeah, I never thought about taking a 127 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,640 Speaker 5: different type of animal to the dog Park before either. 128 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 4: I have never owned an iguana, but I am just 129 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 4: going to side on the case of that's not a 130 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:50,159 Speaker 4: good idea. 131 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 5: What dogs need a chew toy? 132 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 4: I have the idea. Yeah, this guy the remember the 133 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 4: loser line? 134 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, seriously remember You could hear your favorite loser line 135 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,479 Speaker 5: of the week when you subscribe to the Brook and 136 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 5: Jeffery YouTube. We post them there along with our second 137 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,880 Speaker 5: dates are Awkward Tuesdays, and of course your phone taps. 138 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 4: We've got one coming up for 139 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 2: You, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.