Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod, which Teddy Mellencamps and camradge Edge. Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of Two Teas and a Pod.
Speaker 1: Right now we are getting into Southern charm and the
Speaker 1: first question that I have tam Yeah, which I can't
Speaker 1: really get over. And I texted Chap about a little
Speaker 1: bit because you know, Shep and I've known each other forever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could suck fat from your cankles
Speaker 1: and put them into your tits. I didn't either, but
Speaker 1: you know what, That's what I'm off to do for
Speaker 1: the rest of the day, Like, instead of going to
Speaker 1: watch Slate show when I'm going to have your ankles lipode,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get my ankle's lipode and I'm going
Speaker 1: to put it in the top of my tits.
Speaker 2: That's my new thing.
Speaker 3: Fat transfer does not always work.
Speaker 1: I want to know, like how much fat I have
Speaker 1: in my ankle that could go into my.
Speaker 4: My ankles are pretty bony, but some people do have
Speaker 4: different fat pockets stuff, But like enough for a.
Speaker 1: Full cyc that seems a lot. Yeah, yeah, But I
Speaker 1: do love Mollie. I kind of think that Molly and
Speaker 1: Shep are gonna end up together. I hope so, but
Speaker 1: I wish she'd be I mean, I know I'm self deprecating,
Speaker 1: but I wish you'd be slightly less self deprecating. Like
Speaker 1: I think it's too much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like her.
Speaker 1: It's leading into like the confidence issue versus like I'm
Speaker 1: being funny, you think so?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1: So. It starts where Madison and Craig meet up. Madison
Speaker 1: is still pissed that he chose JT over her. Craig
Speaker 1: says he couldn't have been more wrong. Craig says he
Speaker 1: tried to bring JT into the group, but doesn't have
Speaker 1: energy to help him anymore. And then Madison brings up
Speaker 1: the divorce between Craig and Austin and she always feels
Speaker 1: bad for Austin, and then Craig feels like he's had
Speaker 1: his relationship have taken for granted with Austin.
Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm more over the jury and
Speaker 4: Kyle textgate drama or the never ending Craig Austin saga
Speaker 4: of breaking up.
Speaker 1: I have a question, like, are you more into the
Speaker 1: girls in this group or the guys?
Speaker 3: Like the guys are dominating, it's so separated. The guys
Speaker 3: are more.
Speaker 4: They're focused more on the guys drama than they are
Speaker 4: the girls.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know yet.
Speaker 3: I don't know either.
Speaker 1: But then we get to JT calling his mom. He
Speaker 1: says he's having issues with his friends in Charleston, so
Speaker 1: he's going to hang with his childhood buddies. JT's mom
Speaker 1: jokes that Venita is his fiance, and then JT says
Speaker 1: there's chemistry, chemistry between them, but they don't ever address it.
Speaker 4: Okay, is I'm warming up to JT and people can
Speaker 4: hate j T all they want.
Speaker 3: But there's no show without him. Yes, I said it,
Speaker 3: no show without him.
Speaker 2: I'm here to tell you could stitch up my vagina
Speaker 2: find a new one. Fine.
Speaker 1: I could not bone down with JT. There's absolutely no way.
Speaker 4: I don't know. When he said it's weird to feel
Speaker 4: like you're done nothing wrong than be honest and then
Speaker 4: it gets turned into your evil I can kind of
Speaker 4: relate with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Not me. I'm totally I have the egg by him
Speaker 1: on so many levels. Vanita has never told JT that
Speaker 1: she thinks he's cute. She plans to have him over
Speaker 1: and talk it out, and then Leva likes the idea
Speaker 1: of them together. She says he is a marriage type
Speaker 1: of guy. I think the problem with this is is
Speaker 1: like I think JT is in love with Taylor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, JT is definitely not into Vanita.
Speaker 3: It was sad watching.
Speaker 2: Atis into being into television.
Speaker 4: Maybe, but it's sad watching how giddy Vanita is when
Speaker 4: she gets around JT, knowing he dumped her in ghost her.
Speaker 4: But Leva thinks he's really passionate.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm not into it. Then Molly talks
Speaker 1: about what she's done to her face. Sally says she's
Speaker 1: getting her boobs taken out. They talk about all the
Speaker 1: things like the LiPo and the ankles. You know, ladies
Speaker 1: do what you gotta do. But like, I think it's
Speaker 1: refresh like some machizma.
Speaker 4: I think it's refreshing to see people talk about their
Speaker 4: insecurities and the things that they have done, you know,
Speaker 4: like for her to say, I had you know, fat
Speaker 4: taken out of my ankles and put in my boobs,
Speaker 4: like most people would never say that, But the conversation
Speaker 4: was like a competition of who had what done?
Speaker 1: I don't know, ankles into the tits was a little
Speaker 1: bit hard for me. Then Shep meets up with Austin.
Speaker 1: Shep says Sianna didn't talk to him. After the trip
Speaker 1: they went on, SHEP was firling and texted her where
Speaker 1: are you? He told her he loves her and actively
Speaker 1: is making plans keeping them in mind.
Speaker 2: All of this is neither here nor there.
Speaker 1: But the second that I found out that Sianna reached
Speaker 1: out to Whitney before Shep, I honestly my dating ad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she reached out to him on a dating map.
Speaker 4: Thank you Miss Patricia for giving us that little nugget.
Speaker 4: I love her little talk Patricia on we do we
Speaker 4: need Madison? I love Madison and Miss Patricia's little talks
Speaker 4: because she always dropped some little cute little nugget about it.
Speaker 4: I kind of feel like the Shep thing with Sanna.
Speaker 4: I feel like he kind of just rented her for
Speaker 4: a storyline.
Speaker 1: No, I think he really did like her. I mean,
Speaker 1: Shep and I text all the time. We texted yesterday.
Speaker 1: We're talking about all the things. I think Shep is
Speaker 1: a lover in general, and he wants the best in people,
Speaker 1: but it's hard for him to see when like maybe
Speaker 1: they're not.
Speaker 4: Well, he doesn't to you, right, but he's when you're
Speaker 4: going for young girls like that and you're forty four
Speaker 4: years old.
Speaker 3: Never it really works out.
Speaker 4: But Austin saying, how can you love a girl you've
Speaker 4: only met three times?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean six weeks of time at the most.
Speaker 1: She's not responding to you, like it's it's not good.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's nice to see Shepp being a little insecure,
Speaker 4: not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's nice if you're Taylor. But do
Speaker 1: you think that watching this, Taylor's like I miss Shep
Speaker 1: or you think she still likes Gaston.
Speaker 3: No, she's very into Gaston.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's into Guston. I guess this next year,
Speaker 1: Shep and Taylor we'll be back together. That's my prophecy.
Speaker 3: No, Shep and Wally are going to be together.
Speaker 2: No, I would like that, but I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll see then.
Speaker 1: You know, we see Madison and Patricia. We see Shep
Speaker 1: telling Craig that Austin is cynical about relationships, but Craig
Speaker 1: is not. He finds Craig to be the realist. Craig
Speaker 1: tells Shep that's speaking to Austin, Shep needs to meet
Speaker 1: the mediator between the two of them. But then they
Speaker 1: get together and like you see three guys that love
Speaker 1: each other and have fun with each other, and they've
Speaker 1: been through a lot of shit together. It's probably like
Speaker 1: seeing the trace avegas when they're not fighting.
Speaker 4: No Jesus, Well, Shep said, I think Craig and Austin
Speaker 4: are closest when Craig tells Austin what to do, and
Speaker 4: if Austin falls out of line, there's problems.
Speaker 3: I think that's accurate.
Speaker 2: I think that Austin.
Speaker 1: I think that Craig's are was broken already at this point,
Speaker 1: like he knew his relationship was over and he was
Speaker 1: in a code read stage five like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what the fuck to do because I'm madly in love
Speaker 1: with Page situation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, we have found out through the Gram that
Speaker 4: he has unfollowed Page and he is now on a
Speaker 4: dating app.
Speaker 2: I know I tried to match with him, but I
Speaker 2: haven't seen him yet. I've been looking. I've been looking.
Speaker 3: You're not on Riyah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't let me in.
Speaker 3: I think that's what he's on.
Speaker 1: Oh I hate Rayah. I actually hate dating apps at
Speaker 1: this point, like the dating app sent me a message
Speaker 1: last night like hate Teddy. If you don't start responding
Speaker 1: to people, we're gonna delete you because there's too many
Speaker 1: people reaching out.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, are you bragging?
Speaker 1: No, I'm like, it's sure man with a navajo with
Speaker 1: fourteen cats.
Speaker 2: What do you want me to say?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Thank you make these decisions for me. I don't need
Speaker 2: to go on and say so.
Speaker 3: You respond like you respond to text messages.
Speaker 2: I don't. I know that's what that's my point.
Speaker 1: I don't want to respond, Like if I don't respond,
Speaker 1: it means I'm not interested.
Speaker 2: But no, they want me to have to go in.
Speaker 1: So last night while I'm having hypothermia in the camper,
Speaker 1: they won't let me get any more matches unless I
Speaker 1: start exing people out. And I'm like Sherman with the
Speaker 1: cats and the navajo, I'm like, uh uh, And it's
Speaker 1: a lot, like I can't be exing out people all
Speaker 1: the time, and I think it's rude, Like just let
Speaker 1: them live there in my unknown box.
Speaker 2: Don't make me tell them. No, I'm not interested. You're
Speaker 2: gonna get well, I don't even know you, Sherman.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's get back to Southern charm and enough about
Speaker 4: your dating life?
Speaker 2: Fine, whatever.
Speaker 1: So then after that we get into I mean, I
Speaker 1: feel like this episode was like a Housewife filler episode,
Speaker 1: not all the best things, like.
Speaker 2: Did you think that? Like where did your mind?
Speaker 4: Were?
Speaker 1: You? Like?
Speaker 2: Oh, this is good.
Speaker 3: It gets a little bit of a filler episode.
Speaker 4: But I'm finding you know, you can't compare Southern Charm
Speaker 4: to Housewife. It's not as dramatic. It's a little bit
Speaker 4: slower paced in the South.
Speaker 3: So it's just.
Speaker 2: We're blaming the South.
Speaker 3: It's just different.
Speaker 4: You can't compare Housewife and drama with this show.
Speaker 1: Well either way, we get through the filler and the
Speaker 1: botox and all the things, and then we have JT
Speaker 1: going over to Vanita's house where Venita has turned herself
Speaker 1: into like a Stepford wife.
Speaker 4: She's talking for her man, she's trying to get to
Speaker 4: him through his belly.
Speaker 3: But how about Fanita's face.
Speaker 4: When she said she was seen he was seen someone else?
Speaker 1: She was like, oh, no, she likes him, she really
Speaker 1: likes him.
Speaker 3: But then he said, I don't cheat, But what do
Speaker 3: you call this?
Speaker 1: And now you're gonna worry in the future because I
Speaker 1: was interested in you, and now I'm talking to you.
Speaker 4: He says he's got somebody else, but he's flirting with
Speaker 4: her in the entire time, but then throws out but
Speaker 4: I don't cheat, and I'm like, well, what do you
Speaker 4: call this?
Speaker 2: I didn't really kind of get any of it. Wow,
Speaker 2: she cooked him.
Speaker 4: She cooked him that fish and he liked it, and
Speaker 4: she wasn't very thrilled. She just said, don't act like
Speaker 4: you don't want this just as bad as I do.
Speaker 1: And then the smile was like so excited She's like
Speaker 1: and then he was like going.
Speaker 2: For it, and I was like, that's it.
Speaker 1: There must be a very few amount of people in Charleston.
Speaker 3: I've never been.
Speaker 1: Should we go to Charleston and try to find me
Speaker 1: some dates and see if we can find somebody better
Speaker 1: than JT.
Speaker 3: Shep.
Speaker 2: That's what Andy texted me you he did.
Speaker 1: No. Andy and I were texting him like okay, on
Speaker 1: the prow what do I need to do? And he
Speaker 1: wrote back, Teddy Shep is single. It may be the time,
Speaker 1: and I was like, absolutely not. I've known him since
Speaker 1: I was four years old when he could take his
Speaker 1: teeth out and his retainer, Like it's not happening, and
Speaker 1: that's not how I see it, And I was like,
Speaker 1: I see it that way.
Speaker 2: Never going to change.
Speaker 3: People change, people change.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to change from that.
Speaker 1: If you can take your Muellers out with your retainer,
Speaker 1: it's probably not gonna happen.
Speaker 3: It's too funny.
Speaker 1: But everybody, our producers are saying Shep is hotter than
Speaker 1: Captain Jason, and they will die on that.
Speaker 2: Hell do you agree?
Speaker 3: No, not at all, No, no.
Speaker 1: But Tam would never comment on such a thing. But
Speaker 1: I love you guys, and we'll be back next week
Speaker 1: to recap all the things that sounds.
Speaker 2: Good Bye, m