WEBVTT - 01/22/21 DPS Hour 1 Nate Taylor 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:03.520 You are listening to The Dan Patrick Show on Fox 0:00:03.560 --> 0:00:07.720 Sports Radio. We made it to a Friday, and it's 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:11.160 a meat Friday at that. Come on in, welcome, stay 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:15.160 a while if you'd like. We'll dissect the AFC NFC 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:19.520 title games coming up this weekend eight seven seven three 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:21.720 D P show email and dress DP at Dan Patrick 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:24.520 dot com, Twitter handle at DP show. We'll check in 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:27.400 with the Kansas City Chiefs coming up in about thirty 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:31.600 minutes from now. They're known as Tag Team DC. The 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:36.560 Brain Supreme and Steve Roland Gibson will join us. Todd, 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:38.120 you want to give us a little bit of what 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:42.440 they've given America recently, Taddy, back again, deaf? Would the reckon? 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:50.640 Now let's begin. Whoop btest Come on now, whoop? That's 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:59.680 me think this is a whole new generation being treated to. 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:08.880 Who gets see the Brain Supreme and Steve Rowland Gibson 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:13.280 aka Tag Team You love scoop arrators? Yeah, yeah, it's good. 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:16.360 It's it's very catchy and if you have young kids, 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:20.000 they're probably driving you crazy walking around the house going 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:27.400 scoop scoop. Uh. All right, So that's coming up a 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:30.240 little bit later on. He's the new Charger's head coach. 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:35.040 Brandon Staley once the starting quarterback for my Dayton Flyers. 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:38.559 Two years he was the starting quarterback with the Dayton Flyer. 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:42.040 Now he's the head coach of the Chargers. He's about 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:44.560 thirty nine years of age. You know, there's an expression 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:47.200 in football about winning press conferences. You know, when the 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:49.840 team hires a coach and he wows the media in 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:53.720 his first appearance, we get all excited. Well, Detroit hired 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:56.840 Dan Campbell, and I think he took that to hardy. 0:01:56.960 --> 0:02:00.760 Delivered an introductory Q and A that I'm sure they'll 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:03.480 remember for quite some time. He said, when his players 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:06.240 are down, they're gonna bite their opponent's knee caps on 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:09.760 the way up. I know it's tough talk, but you know, 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:12.720 sometimes we buy into that. Now he did. He did 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.560 factor in a little humor, sprinkled in a little bit 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:18.200 of humor. But this is Dan Campbell, the Lions new 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:20.799 head coach, who they didn't sign to a three year 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:23.800 deal or four year deal or five year deal. No, 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:26.600 they had to have him for six years. This team's 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:29.480 gonna be built on We're gonna kick you in the teeth, 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:31.960 all right, And when you punch us back, we're gonna 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:34.519 smile at you, and when you knock us down, we're 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:36.280 gonna get up. And on the way up, we're gonna 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:38.480 buite a knee cap off, all right, and we're gonna 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.600 stand up, and then it's gonna take two more shots 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:43.040 to knock us down, all right. And on the way up, 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:45.160 we're gonna take your other knee cap and we're gonna 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:46.920 get up, and then it's gonna take three shots to 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:48.640 get us down, and when we do, we're gonna take 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.760 another honk out of you before before long, we're they're 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:53.760 going to be the last one standing, all right. That's 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:57.639 gonna be the mentality. So that's your new head coach. 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:02.280 He's not Matt Campbell, popular Iowa State head coach, but 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:05.640 Dan Campbell did tell his agent to tell the Lions 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:08.640 that he was Matt Campbell at Ohio, that Iowa State, 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:12.040 and then his office has a nameplate that reads the Dude. 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:15.600 So biting kneecaps and the big Lebowski is a pretty 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:18.560 good start. You know, It's one thing to win a 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:21.320 press conference, how about you win a game. Because the 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:24.800 last time I looked, Bill Belichick has lost just about 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:28.760 every press conference that he has held. Ultimately, Dan Campbell's 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:31.399 colorful talk will prove to be a lot more entertaining 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:36.040 if the Lions proved to be entertaining. It was the 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:38.360 kind of speech where you're watching it and you go, 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:43.320 anybody buying this? How much is he joking? Is this 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:45.839 who he is now? I did some research on him 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:49.520 and former tight end, and you know he was a 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:54.040 tough guy, tough guy when he played. But I don't 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:56.840 know how that translates into this is who we are. 0:03:56.920 --> 0:04:01.040 Our identity is, Hey, we're going to be taught. Okay, 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:04.360 are you gonna be any good? That's what I want 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:07.080 to know, Like, what is the bigger plan here? This 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:10.040 sounds like it was out of a movie where not 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:13.360 the head coach would say this, but maybe the defensive 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:17.160 coordinator would say this, like Campbell, get up there, tell 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:20.960 them what we're gonna do. We're gonna bite your kneecap okay, 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:23.640 and then we're gonna bite your knee cap again. Okay. 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:27.080 I want to know what your philosophy is. Like this 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:31.080 is good, it's fun to have, it's entertaining, but I'd 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:34.480 like to know kind of who we are? What kind 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:37.320 of defense are we playing. Is Matt Stafford gonna be 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:41.320 our quarterback? That's what I would want to know. But congratulations. 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:44.640 I'm going to give the lines one win already in 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:47.599 the press conference category, yes, pol I saw a couple 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:50.119 of sports media people say that Dan Campbell's perfectly Detroit 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:53.240 to hard working city, hardworking fan base. What are the 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:55.960 towns that don't have hard working fan bases and aren't 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:58.960 hard because I always point out the ones that are hardworking. Chicago, 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:01.560 that's a good town, hard working people. Is there a 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:03.640 town that doesn't have hard working people that have coaches 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:06.680 off should go to? Well? What does Brian Flores say 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:09.680 when he took over the Dolphins. I mean, we're gonna 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:12.640 be a blue collar just like my Okay, we're gonna 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:18.159 be hard work. Uh, we're gonna have fun. Like hey, 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:20.680 you know what we're gonna do. We're gonna be kind 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:25.359 of reflective of, you know, the city that we represent. Okay, 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:28.120 what do you a bottle service? What do you like? Okay, 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:30.800 you coach in San Francisco and you're gonna go We're 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:35.840 gonna play like San Francisco. I don't know what that means. 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:41.839 It's high tech rights? Oh okay, all right, all right, 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:45.800 good saved the club and thank you. But like the Steelers, 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.680 you're gonna play Blue Clarers, Steel City. This is who 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:52.320 we are, Cleveland Browns is who we are. What happens 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:55.560 if you're like, is there a non hard working city 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:59.120 where you go? I don't know, you know, We're not 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:01.120 really a hard work city, and I don't know if 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:02.960 my team will be that way. If you're a head 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:06.000 coach in Dover, Delaware, Dover, what is it You're like, 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:09.720 what's a reputation? Oh? This program brought to you by 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:13.280 built Barr. Take me up on the offer. Eighteen amazing flavors. 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:16.120 They got mint, brownie and coconut almond some of my faves. 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:18.320 Go to builbar dot com into the promo co DP 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:22.680 for twenty percent off your purchase. So Dan Campbell is 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:26.640 the So we got one opening and it's your Houston Texans. 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:32.559 Now the Eagles they picked up Nick Siriani, and Nick 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:36.200 was one of the big reasons why Philip Rivers went 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:39.800 to the Colts. You know, he's been an offensive coordinator 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:42.240 and I don't know if he calls his own plays. 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:45.640 That seems to be the like that's the buzz expression though, 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:47.800 do you call his own plays? If he didn't call 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:50.080 his own plays, he shouldn't be getting a head coaching job. 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:54.800 But Nick Sirianni who I actually thought he won American 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:58.080 Idol a couple of years ago. And it was Nick 0:06:58.120 --> 0:07:02.080 Fradyani who won American Idol. Not the same person. Not 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:06.200 the same person. But Nick Siriani is being brought in, 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:09.400 and I'm guessing that his first job will be can 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:13.320 you fix Carson Wentz. I'm sure that he is a 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:16.800 hard working coach going to a hard working city as well. Yes, mclovin, 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:19.480 I'll present my case later. But I think the Eagles 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:22.520 won the hiring cycle. I think this is the biggest 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:25.400 win out of the group, and I have a reason why. Okay, 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:29.240 all right, So, and by the way, I just want 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:30.880 to make clear I've never heard of Nick Siriani three 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:35.680 days ago. Okay, But but you think I think this 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:38.280 is a brilliant hire. Okay, you can hold it like 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:40.200 you you want to tease it? Is that what you're saying. 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:42.960 I honestly want to tease this, Okay, all right? How 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:47.040 the Philadelphia Eagles won the coaching higher Yes with Nick 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:51.520 Sirian Siriani. Okay, now, We're one down to one team, 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:57.000 the Texans, and this is a big decision coming up here. 0:07:57.120 --> 0:08:02.120 There's a lot at stake here with the Texans, Eric B. Enemy, 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:07.080 Deshaun Watson, the public pressure to hire a minority head coach. 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:10.960 Will the media be very critical if the Texans hire 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:17.000 Josh McDaniels. You have seven openings and you have Robert Salah. 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:20.040 I guess would be the minority who has been hired, 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:22.720 and he was hired by the Jets. Eric B. Enemy 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:28.080 wasn't even on the Texans list wish list to interview, 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:32.920 and everybody was getting interviewed because it's via zoom. More 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:36.240 coaches got interviewed this year than any other year in 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:40.000 NFL history, except for Eric B. Enemy was not going 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:43.680 to get interviewed by the Texans. Then there was media pressure. 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:47.720 Then there was Deshaun Watson. Then you had Patrick Mahomes, 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:51.079 now Alex Smith. These are the quarterbacks who work with 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:54.680 Eric B. Enemy, with Patrick Mahomes and Alex Smith, and 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:58.679 they're co signing on him getting an opportunity here. So 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:03.120 then the Texans finally acquiesced they interviewed Eric B. Enemy. 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:05.960 I don't know if they're going to hire him. But 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:07.960 what I would want to know if I'm the owner, 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:12.360 I would want to say to Deshaun Watson, if we 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:17.520 hire Eric B Enemy, are you willing to stay? Maybe 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:21.160 you don't want to do that. And here's the problem. 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:24.400 It's a dangerous precedent because you might be hiring somebody 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:26.520 that you truly don't think is the right guy for 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:32.520 the job, but you may have to hire him. The Texans, 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:35.240 if they can screw it up, they can screw They 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:39.000 do it and they put themselves in a really delicate 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:43.240 situation here. And I don't know if they're waiting for 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:45.800 Eric B. Enemy and his season to end, whether it 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:48.240 ends this weekend or in a couple of weeks after 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:51.920 the super Bowl, but they're now holding out for Eric 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:55.480 B Enemy, a candidate that they weren't even interested in 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:59.400 hiring a couple of weeks ago. And I think that 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:03.840 bears watching from a variety of angles here and the 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.880 reaction either way, if you hire him, did you want 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:10.240 to hire him? Did you hire him to keep Deshaun Watson? 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:14.080 Does Deshaun Watson still want to stay there? If you 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.960 don't hire Eric B Enemy? What does that mean for 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:22.800 Deshaun Watson? There's a lot attached to this, Yes, And 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:25.480 if I'm Deshaun Watson, I'm like, you know, don't patronize me, 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:27.560 or appease me, or you try to humor me. He's 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:29.040 the right guy for the job, But I don't want 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:30.760 to make some deal with you that you're hiring someone 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:32.520 that you're not all in on just to make sure 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:34.480 I don't want to go to another team. Would not 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.360 sit well with me. If I'm Deshaun Watson. Well, you 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:39.920 didn't include Deshaun Watson in the conversation about who you 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:43.280 were bringing in as a GM and as a coach. 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:46.839 Now you're factoring in I guess his opinion on who 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:50.160 you're bringing in as a head coach. But first of all, 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:52.640 I wouldn't have done that to a quarterback who is 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:55.439 that young. I wouldn't. I wouldn't have said, hey, we're 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:57.120 going to bring you in. If I don't do that 0:10:57.160 --> 0:11:02.600 for Roethlisberger, Rogers, Brady Breeze, I'm not going to do 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:05.920 it for you. And then if you bring him in, 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:08.840 then truly bring him in and listen to him. But 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:12.600 if not, don't go through the motions. And it sounds 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:14.679 like that's what they were trying to do, and Deshaun 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:17.880 Watson rightfully called their bluff to say, hey, I don't 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:21.880 like this. I don't like the feel of this. And 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:25.080 it feels like if you're bringing in a general manager 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.920 who has ties to the Patriots, could you bring in 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:33.160 Josh McDaniels here, you can and he might say that's 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:36.439 who I want. But does that make it right? Is 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:40.000 that going to fix things? And the answer is probably not, 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:44.960 because this is a fluid, fragile moment right now with 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:49.360 Deshaun Watson and the Texans, and that might be as 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:51.679 big as storyline as we have in football right now, 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:58.440 because it's larger than just one team, one person. This 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:00.760 is big, all right club? And you got a poll 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:05.320 question here. Yeah, we have a few options here, starting 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:08.200 with who are you rooting for as a Super Bowl matchup? 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:11.480 We're just discussing this what's the best super Bowl matchup possible? 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:15.360 And I could put all four down? Is it the 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:18.559 there's no downside here? You don't think there's like one 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:22.000 supreme matchup that like Mahomes versus Rogers that stands out 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:25.000 above or something like that. Well, I think that that 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:28.800 would be the best when you look at two playing 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:31.959 at a very high level. You got the MVP this year, 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:35.360 MVP last year, you got the defending champs. The Bills 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:39.400 would be America's team. I think people still have a 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:41.600 hard time, even though he's in a different uniform, rooting 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:43.720 for Tom Brady. If you got back to another super Bowl, 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:46.480 it feels like if you wanted to have that golden ticket, 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:49.160 you would have Kansas City with Mahomes, and you would 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:52.120 have Aaron Rodgers and the Packers, two great fan bases. 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:57.439 And this would be revisiting the very first Super Bowl, 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:02.000 which was Green Bay against the Kansas Chiefs, which would 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:05.600 be fun as well. Bring back some of those memories, 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:08.000 bring back some of the players who are still alive. 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:13.120 You know that that might be another added element dimension 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:15.960 to this. But I would say if Buffalo gets in 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:19.360 against Tom Brady, I don't think you can go wrong. 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:22.080 I do think people have a hard time rooting for 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:26.120 Tom Brady even though he's in a different uniform. Rogers 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:31.360 and the Packers tremendous fan base, people infatuated with Patrick Mahomes, 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:34.480 the skilled positions. They're defending Super Bowl champs. Can they 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:36.920 go back to back something that hasn't been done since 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:40.319 Brady and the Patriots back in the early two thousands. 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:43.120 What else do you have in which game is more 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:47.160 likely to be unlow or lopsided. I'm not asking for 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:49.480 a prediction, but is there which game could you see 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:52.440 getting away a little bit? It always feels like there's 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:55.160 one close game, maybe one surprise, and then there's one 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:57.679 game that's not that good. But both of these point 0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:01.480 spreads are these are pretty competitive games, close games here, 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:05.600 and hopefully they'll turn out that way. But feels like, 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:09.760 at least when I remember these AFC NFC title games, 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:12.960 it felt like one was really interesting, maybe a surprise, 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:16.640 and the other one wasn't a good game, Yes, Levin Okay, 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:19.360 and the poll that I've been pitching hard on the 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:21.640 side of the glasses not been getting the reaction I want. 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:26.320 I call it the playoff X factor, Paul, Okay, let 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:28.400 me take a break here. Is this a hot new 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:32.240 segment X factor? I don't know X playoff X factor 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:35.840 has people been doing for years, haven't they? I don't remember, 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:39.360 but I mean, if you, if you say so, so, 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:42.440 this is the guy that you don't expect to be 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:46.320 the headline grabber who could decide the game, right, Like 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:50.240 who we talking about Monday. That's a non quarterback. How 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:52.920 about we do the Y factor like X or do 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:55.600 do we do a Z factor? Oh? The Z factor? Yeah, 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:59.920 that's Z factor. We don't even farther down that that'th chart, 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:03.960 the Z factor? Wasn't it? World War Z? Oh, Red Pitt? 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:08.240 I don't know what it is about that movie. My 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:11.680 daughters and my wife are fascinated with that movie. They 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:14.200 will watch it if if there's any chance to watch 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:17.600 World War Z, they watch it. And I have not 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:21.000 seen it. I have no interest in it because it's 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:25.400 about like zombies are coming back, because that what it is. McLevin, 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:29.080 it's yes, and it's like a parable for environmental disaster. 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:33.520 It's very depressing apocalypse. Yeah, yes, it is it where 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:35.560 Hot Guy Saves the World? Is that the name of 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:39.360 the movie? No? Oh yeah, isn't uh Red pitting their law? 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:41.880 Long haired and whatnot? Yeah, Hot guy saves the world. 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:44.440 Hot Guy saves the World. It got pretty good reviews, 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:46.640 like Rotten Tomatoes has it like sixty five percent? That's 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:49.000 pretty good. Yeah. Have you seen the one where Will 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:51.080 Smith is the last man alive in New York? I'm 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:55.240 told I think it's legend I am legend. That's depressing. Yeah, 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:57.200 I didn't watch that one either. Yeah that's sci fi. 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:59.360 See'll do sci fi. No, I don't that one. The 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:01.400 problem with that one is right away you figure out 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:03.480 he's all alone in New York City, just him and 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:05.840 his dog, and you're like, oh, the dog's definitely dying. 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.240 So I turned it off. I can't. I don't like, 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:11.200 I don't mind watching like, you know, zombie stuff or whatever, 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:12.960 but if the dog is out there and gets killed, 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:15.960 it's like this movie. I have no interest in zombie movies. 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:20.200 I've never seen any of those movies. Those shows Walking Dad, 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:24.280 you've never seen, never saw an episode, never never saw him, dude. 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:25.840 You want to know what really freaked me out? One 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:30.240 time I was watching Walking Dead and I was trying 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:32.200 to be funny because I was like, I'm watching it, 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:34.440 I'm like, how are all of these people perfect shots? 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:36.480 Like they never miss whenever they shoot a gun at 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:38.640 one of these zombies, They're all perfect. And so I 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:41.280 tweeted out like, isn't it weird that everybody I'm walking 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:44.720 Dead is a perfect shot? And some random dude tweeted 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:47.600 back at me, that's because everyone else, like that's because 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:52.200 all the bad shots are already dead. Like, oh my god, 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:57.400 I'm grossly underprepared for the zombie apocalypse. I can't do 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:59.880 anything like that. That's because everyone else is already dead. 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:03.680 All the bed shuts are already dead. Yes, yes, dipole, 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:07.240 question which dan that lasts the longest in apocalyptic conditions? 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:10.720 I'd immediately there's two favorites in this room, and they're 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:14.120 not in the background. I think there's only one they see. 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:16.920 I think it's a close call. I think it's Paul. 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:20.480 Pauli's a favorite. Yeah, but Seedon has been secretly doing 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:24.840 research for years, have you? So I think you know what? 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:27.199 I think? If Paul and I were stuck together, we 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:30.520 would actually balance each other out perfectly, right, because Paul's 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:33.560 already got like the truck and the cabin and all 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:35.679 the stuff that I don't have. But I could get you, 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:38.760 like some clean water and build a shelter if you 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:41.480 need it, or like start a fire with just about nothing. 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:43.600 I could do all that stuff. I know somebody who 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:47.200 I don't want to be with, yes, Todd, Wow, there 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:49.520 if I try to chat it up with them and 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:53.679 just make some friendly conversation and let them know yes, yeah, 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:55.399 I'm no harm to them and just lookally, let's all 0:17:55.480 --> 0:17:58.400 just be eat their own arm. Just get me out 0:17:58.400 --> 0:18:01.000 of here, somebody eat my ears off. Yeah, Paul, it 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:03.080 seems like the wrong move in those zombie movies is 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:05.280 to board up the window and hope for the best. 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:08.280 That seems like where you huddle with your girl, you 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:09.959 keep hitting the phone as if it's going to come 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:12.800 back to life. That's why I love that commercial where 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:17.919 they're the chainsaws. Yes, yeah, why don't we get in 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:26.719 the cold starting car? No, it's a cemetery. Yeah, And 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:29.600 then you see the guy who's behind the chainsaw to 0:18:29.720 --> 0:18:32.439 shake in his head. And once again, I don't know 0:18:32.480 --> 0:18:36.560 what that commercials for. I'm assuming it's for car insurance. 0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:39.000 I have no idea. And the zombies that always slide 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:41.400 like three desk chairs in front of the doors. That's 0:18:41.440 --> 0:18:45.080 gonna keep out a horde of zombies. Yes, I could 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:47.680 just picture sitting around talking about how are we gonna 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:49.920 get clean water? Food? And Todd all he's asking about 0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:52.760 it's a bathroom situation and if they have a jersey 0:18:52.800 --> 0:18:54.320 mics we're in the corner or something. That's all I 0:18:54.320 --> 0:18:56.560 really want to know, you know, the way I would 0:18:56.600 --> 0:18:58.320 get Todd fired up. I would say, you know what, 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:02.040 those guys right there took all the onion bagels, Now 0:19:02.080 --> 0:19:04.040 go get them tied. Where's the tune efficient? Waste the 0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:08.560 onion bagels? Crazy? Crazy? Remember how long Todd teased the 0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:10.880 onion bagel story. It was like for like a whole week. 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:12.159 It's like, by the way, I gotta get to my 0:19:12.160 --> 0:19:15.440 bagel story. That was so aggravated. It's ridiculous because I 0:19:15.480 --> 0:19:17.720 don't need any more carbs that I already taken. I 0:19:17.760 --> 0:19:21.080 was so upset. Normally, when Todd brings up something like this, 0:19:21.520 --> 0:19:25.000 I'll just I'll listen, but I hope it just fades 0:19:25.040 --> 0:19:29.119 away and he doesn't bring up too many of those stories. 0:19:29.520 --> 0:19:32.080 But then when he does, and then I go, he's 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:34.160 not gonna let this go. Sometimes you have a craving 0:19:34.200 --> 0:19:36.240 for something that's Friday afternoon, you relax, I don't got 0:19:36.320 --> 0:19:37.760 to stress out of my guests for a couple of days. 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:39.679 I'm heading home. And you pull him and then you 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:41.840 find out that exactly what you had in mind to 0:19:41.840 --> 0:19:44.000 eat does not exist at this but that when you 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:46.840 brought it up Wednesday morning, on a Wednesday morning, and 0:19:46.840 --> 0:19:49.719 then by Friday, I said, all right, go ahead, and 0:19:49.760 --> 0:19:53.479 then all of a sudden you unleashed your wrath on 0:19:54.240 --> 0:19:58.280 the poor woman. Probably you know a high school student 0:19:58.320 --> 0:20:00.520 who is there in the drive through who didn't have 0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:02.359 onion back. You go to a pizza place and they say, oh, 0:20:02.359 --> 0:20:04.480 we're had a pizza today, donnut shop, But no, don't. 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:09.600 It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. You know, 0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:12.240 if they ran out of pepperoni, then I understand that, 0:20:12.560 --> 0:20:14.680 but not pizza. They wouldn't understan they wouldn't run out 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:17.320 of pizza. Well, I'm exaggering a little bit, but an 0:20:17.359 --> 0:20:20.560 onion bagel to me, Toddy heard somebody's feelings. I didn't 0:20:20.560 --> 0:20:22.359 mean to, Yeah, but you did. You did kind of 0:20:22.440 --> 0:20:24.560 look get a little pale, and like I'll get the 0:20:24.600 --> 0:20:26.960 manager and see maybe there's one left in the back there. 0:20:28.480 --> 0:20:31.280 Twenty one after this, trying to give my opinion, take 0:20:31.320 --> 0:20:34.680 a break here, Uh, this is the Dan Patrick Show. 0:20:36.000 --> 0:20:37.720 Take me up on this offer. You don't have much 0:20:37.800 --> 0:20:42.120 time sweepstakes in January twenty fourth of twenty twenty one, 0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:45.280 you have a chance in the Fox Sports Radio the 0:20:45.520 --> 0:20:48.919 Ultimate Tailgate Rigs Sweepstakes. 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