WEBVTT - A Chris HAIRYson Situation 0:00:01.040 --> 0:00:06.000 This is the most dramatic podcast ever and iHeartRadio podcast. 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:09.559 Chris Harrison and Lauren Zema coming to you from the 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:12.520 home office in Austin, Texas, coming to. 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:16.600 You, not the same, coming to you, different, coming to 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:21.040 you changed. Well, not me, not me, just Chris. 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:27.840 Is anybody else in a relationship like this where if 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:35.360 you and it's obviously guys, the woman dictates your facial hair. Yeah, 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:37.040 and that's fine. I have no problem with that. But 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:42.000 like I spent the majority of my life very cleanly shaven. 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:45.640 Obviously as you knew me on The Bachelor, Bacherette Paradise, 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:48.280 all those shows I hosted for so many years, I 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:54.040 was cleanly shaven. One time, during Winter Games, I had 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:57.480 scruff and it was and it broke the internet like that, 0:00:57.600 --> 0:00:59.800 you would have thought I shook up the world. 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:02.440 And so let me tell you something that I don't 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:04.880 mean in a mean way. Yeah, first time I found 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:05.959 you attractive. 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:07.720 That is when we did an interview. 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:08.960 It's the first time we flirted. 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:10.160 That's true. 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:15.640 So don't deny the power of the scruff. So i've it, 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:18.399 But actually I don't remember doing that. People were responding 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:19.000 on the internet. 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:21.400 So yeah, so okay, So I've been cleanly shaven always. 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:27.759 And here's the thing. With the advent of HDTV high 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:32.200 definition camera, everything gets pixelated apart. I mean you can 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:35.559 see everything. I have a salt and pepper beard. 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:39.640 It's not very incredibly sexy. I don't know why you're 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:42.120 saying it with that tone. I don't mind that a 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:43.600 negative connotation to it. 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:46.440 I'm fifty two years old. I have gray hair on 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:48.680 my sideburns. I have gray and my beard. I have 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:53.000 no problem with it, but it doesn't look great sometimes 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:56.040 on television because it's just kind of splotchy, and it 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:58.520 doesn't look as uniform as say, back in the old 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:01.280 days when we were low definition, everything just kind of 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:05.200 blended together. So anyway, that's why I never really wore scruff. 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:08.359 I have nothing against it, but it is funny now 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:11.200 that we think about it. I did Bachelor Winter Games. 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:13.320 He was freezing there in Vermont, and I said, you 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:15.679 know what, screw it, I'm gonna do something different. Let 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:18.680 my facial hair grow. And that is when Lauren Zema 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:21.200 came to Vermont and you interviewed me in that hotel 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:24.320 room and we were flirty. That's when you asked if 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:25.760 I was dating somebody first time. 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:27.280 We were just a little bit flirty. 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:28.600 You go, you asked me in that day. 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:31.880 Listen, We've had this has been a debate for some time. 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:36.320 Here's the thing we I was only asking you if 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:41.240 you were dating someone, because truly someone, like at entertainment tonight, 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:44.000 we would have like different people would have different sources 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:46.400 and informants. And I don't know who it was, but 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:49.160 someone had told one of our newsdesk people that you 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:51.920 were dating someone. So they told me, Lauren, when you 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:54.320 go to these Winter Games interviews, you have to this. 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.760 It would be called a must ask. We had must 0:02:56.800 --> 0:03:00.400 ask questions for different interviews. Oh really, yes, we had 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:01.920 to ask this part of our job. That's why I've 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:04.240 had to add ask a lot of uncomfortable questions over 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:06.600 the years that I didn't necessarily feel great about. 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:08.520 So I was on the must ask list. 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:10.440 It was a must ask that we had to ask. 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:11.960 I had to ask if you were dating someone. 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:14.680 And I had been not too long ago, but had. 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:16.600 Been still our informant was right, they were. 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:19.200 Probably right at the time, had but I was very single. 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:23.960 And what was interesting when you asked that question, I 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:26.079 felt like maybe we got a little flirty. 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.960 I think it were in the interview. Well, I've never 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:32.320 asked you this. Did it become a little like I 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:34.240 didn't feel it was flirting in that moment, but I 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:37.560 did feel your energy shift. Did your energy shift because 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:42.160 you thought I was flirting with you? Probably, I'm just 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:43.640 realizing that's what happened. 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:45.640 I probably thought, okay. 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:47.960 Thought I was hitting on you by asking that, by 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:48.960 doing my job. 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:50.440 By asking the must ask, and it was just a 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:51.000 must ask. 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:52.880 And this is these are the situations I was thrown 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:54.680 in as a journalist. It was not easy all the time, 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:55.600 I'm telling you. 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:57.480 But it wasn't. By the way, in no way was 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:58.920 I inappropriate. 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:00.600 In the no, no no. But that's that's what would happen. 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:01.760 I mean, now I could go off on a whole 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:03.760 other tangent, but yeah, that was a struggle of the job. 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:07.920 Sometimes you are asking these questions as yourself, right me, 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:10.040 as Lauren Zema. I'm not an actor playing a part. 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:12.360 I'm having to be Lauren Zema. But I am in 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:14.560 some ways playing a part because I'm having to ask 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:17.240 questions that I would not normally ask as Lawrence. 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:20.440 And yet if you faceive questions, flash forward do Bachelor 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:22.200 Paradise in our interview there. 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:24.280 Well, there, we actually florided for the first. 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:25.599 I was definitely flirting with you there. 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:27.719 It was confirmed. Okay, we're going off a tangent because 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:30.200 the real the reason we are here today is we 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:35.640 are opening up the playbook on facial hair, on why 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:39.760 women or anybody partners sometimes have a reaction when their 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:43.960 partner shaves, and who gets to make the call on 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:47.960 their partner's facial hair? What is okay do you? Let's 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:50.800 get right into a babe. So Chris has shaved. 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:54.240 Yes, I was shooting something the other day and needed 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.240 to shave for it. At least I felt like I 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:57.200 needed to shave for it. 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.560 Well, it's interesting because you know, we could really get 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.719 into the psyche cosis on this. Like you just said, 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.960 you've spent twenty years on Bachelor and Bachelorette unshaven. 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:09.000 So you were filmed a millionaire Miss America, everything I hosted. 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:10.839 I never had facial hair. 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:13.359 So you were filming something and you asked me what 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:14.880 you should do and I said, well, babe, do what 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:18.360 makes you feel most confident. And I do think that's 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:20.880 where you feel most confident. Now, why do you think 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:23.880 that is. Is it because you were clean shaven for 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:26.719 so long? Is it because you didn't love maybe years ago. 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:28.320 I think you've changed now, but you didn't love that 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:29.800 the beard was little gray. What is it? 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:32.880 That's a good question. I think it's just a habit. 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:36.360 It's just something I started doing the day, you know, 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:39.520 I graduated and got a job on television in Oklahoma City. 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:41.359 I never I always shave. 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:44.200 So is it a little bit part of your armor? 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:47.920 Like sometimes, like I used to say, I'm getting into character, 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:49.800 you know, I'd go get go get dressed, and I'd 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:53.839 put on my suit and tie. I would shave totally 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:54.680 that part of my thing. 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:56.760 I think women understand that a lot. As much as 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:59.760 I don't want anyone to ever be defined by looks alone, 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:04.000 there's something about the armor of putting on makeup or 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:06.159 doing your hair, or putting on a certain outfit where 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:08.279 you feel confident and comfortable in a situation. 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:11.359 And I feel like it's maybe maybe that this is 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:13.159 the old school side of me. It's a little sloppy 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:14.200 and a little disrespectful. 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:16.159 I totally was going to say that, I think it is. 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:18.760 You can be a little traditional, like Chris does not 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:20.960 like and this could be a whole other playbook a 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:21.760 week ago. 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:24.080 We can dabble in this too. Because this I am 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:24.960 firm on this. 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:28.640 He doesn't love when men wear baseball caps and nice restaurants. 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:31.560 He doesn't love it in church. And that's that old 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:32.760 school Texas part of you. 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:36.800 I don't like it when people wear hats inside period you' 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.280 it's like part of an outfil I can ease up, 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:42.679 like you know, look you're wearing a cowboy hat or whatever. 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:45.080 There's certain times where it's part of your outfit. I 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:47.360 get it. And by the way, I'm talking about men, 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:49.280 I am not talking about women. I think women are 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:51.960 exempt from all these rules. You can shave your face, 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:55.520 you cannot shave your hat. I don't care. But for men, 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:59.520 I definitely, first of all, wearing a hat backwards zero. 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:03.560 Wearing a hat indoors, especially a baseball hat. No, take 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:05.240 it off. Immediately take it off. 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:07.400 Okay, Now, let me ask a question that's going to 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:09.720 go to the oldest of the old schools. Yes, because 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:12.560 it's something I've also never understood about, like like different 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:15.280 literally schools will have this in their dress code about 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:19.720 hair and facial ironed beards. Our main man, Jesus long hair, 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:24.000 facial hair depicted in many of the drawings of him, Moses, 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:27.360 pretty good man, all all the all the old bros. 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:30.280 So why do we have an issue with beards? 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:31.960 I feel like the razor has really come a long 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:38.440 way since before Christ. The BC razor was not great. 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:41.120 Now the bron Is really brought. 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:42.920 Us something, but it was okay for them, So why 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:44.400 is it considered unkempt. 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:46.880 I think it can look great. I think a nice 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:51.560 trimmed beard looks fantastic. Facial hair doesn't bother me. I 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:54.680 don't think it's people look unkempt. I get it the beard. 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:57.640 The I've never been a mustache guy. Some people can 0:07:57.680 --> 0:07:58.000 pull that. 0:07:58.080 --> 0:07:59.520 I cannot picture you with a mustache. 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:02.760 No Travil Kelsey rocking the mustache right, and the mustache. 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:05.080 Has been coming back since the Top Gun sequel, and 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:05.520 I don't. 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:08.880 Think it should really. I get that pilots have a mustache. 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:11.480 Peter Webber and I talked about this years ago. They 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:14.160 because you can't have a beard, because if you put 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:16.600 on an oxygen mask in the cockpit, it has to 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:19.600 adhere to your face. The only thing you can have 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:22.680 is a mustache. So that's what Most pilots will just 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:23.560 have a mustache. 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:29.320 I've never kissed a man with a sizeable mustache. I 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:32.120 don't know what that's like someone who has Please DM me. 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:34.960 I'm interested as Taylor Swift bab. 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:37.520 We don't know it's true. I don't know if they've kissed. 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:42.400 But this came up because Ai shaved and even our 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:44.120 producer kindle as I got. 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:46.320 On the Yes, Kennell, please tell us what your thought was. 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:49.320 Chris gets on the zoom and you didn't know he'd shaved, 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:51.800 of course, and he has a clean face. Please give 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:52.440 us your reaction. 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:53.920 Reenact what did you say today? 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:57.480 I mean I was like, you look a little bit different? 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:01.400 Did you shave? And yep, But it's a nice version 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:01.559 of it. 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:01.960 Kendall. 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.120 I think I think when she texted me, I'm going 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.520 to call you out. She texted I was like, Chris, 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:13.160 what did you do to your face? You hate when 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:14.880 your boyfriend does it? Why do you hate it? 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:18.760 Easton our other producer are It's just said I thought 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:19.920 Chris had a filter on. 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:24.440 You know what's interesting they only know you with the beard. 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:28.120 Seek is now post Bachelor, post TV life, You've. 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:30.959 Been clo so everybody can get a good look, and 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:32.400 you've cleanly shaven. 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:36.480 I am, you've been very bearded since they've known you. 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:39.640 Yeah, it's true, you know, since we since I left 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:41.839 the show. I don't think I've been cleanly shaven since 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:42.679 I left the show. 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:44.840 And is that because I demanded? 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:47.240 That's because you like it and I haven't. I haven't 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:48.680 needed to shave. 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.559 Do you sometimes wish you could shave? Because I do 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:52.920 get upset if you shave? 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:53.240 I was. 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:55.559 I mean, if she gets there is a visceral reaction 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:56.640 in the other. 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:58.440 I'm like the little kid. If you've ever seen those 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:01.640 viral videos where a baby like a dad shaves and 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:04.560 a baby's starts crying because I don't even recognize this person. 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:07.960 Happens if I shave. Lauren will say, as if she's 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:12.199 trying to convince herself I still love you. I did, 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:15.320 he was, and I say, I still love you, And 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:18.640 I'm like, are you convincing yourself that we are still 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:20.120 in love because I shave? 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:23.200 Okay, which by the way, is so horrible because I 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:26.560 then asked you, I said, what's the equivalent for you? 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:29.240 Because I had to tell you if you well, I 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:31.440 don't know if you told me. For example, if you said, 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:33.360 like if I said I'm thinking about cutting my hair 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:35.839 really short and you said, I don't know, I love 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:38.280 your long hair, I wouldn't be upset about that. I 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:41.000 would want to be attractive for you, and I would think, well, 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:43.880 I want to I want him to like her long hair. Yeah, 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:45.240 so that wouldn't bother me. 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:46.760 Hair is one of your powers. 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:49.400 In fact, I would like it. I like that you 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:51.800 feel passionate about something about the way I look. 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:56.439 Okay, but here's the bigger issue. Our wedding is coming up. 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:59.520 And so I asked Laura the other day, I said, Babe, 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:03.600 what when I'm standing in front of you, how do 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:06.160 you see me? Am? I shaved? Am? I you know, 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:12.320 because my instinct was to shave. You said scruff. 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:15.520 Oh yeah, well that's the thing. I don't need you 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:17.480 in a beard like sometimes it does get a little 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:19.280 too long, and I tell you shave it a little bit. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:22.880 But I like, there's just something about other people. Please 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:24.600 weigh in and tell me there's something about a five 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:26.880 o'clock shadow, just a little scruff. 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:29.160 So for the wedding, I'm gonna have a little little scruff. 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:33.720 It's sexy. Kendall, you said you also don't like it 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:36.560 when your boyfriend shaves. Helped me out. Give me another opinion. 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:38.480 What is it? Why do we have an issue and 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:42.400 why do we like the facial hair? I honestly have 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:44.400 no idea. I always tell my boyfriend like, he looks 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:47.160 like an infant when he shaves, and I'm like, there's 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:49.240 just something about the scruff. It just makes you way 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:52.360 more attractive, and then when you shave, it kind of 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:55.559 brings you down a couple points. I have said this before. 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:58.959 I don't know a guy unless he has an issue 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:01.040 where he like, like, okay, I'm gonna call him out. 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:03.400 Ben Higgins struggles to grow a full beard. 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:05.640 I don't know why it'd be like Wells. Wells is 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:08.320 another one who just doesn't grow facial hair, so he doesn't. 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:12.120 But if you're able, yes, but if you're able, I 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:14.160 so just called him out. Sorry, guys, we love you 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:16.560 and they both look great without beards. But if you're 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:22.080 able to grow a nice beard, scruff like, it's full, 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:27.000 it's not patchy, I don't know any guy who doesn't 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:30.920 look better with it. Interesting, Like I'm trying to think, 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:33.120 I mean, maybe. 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:35.679 We could call this the Yellowstone effect, the cole Houser, 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:39.480 you know, the strong scruff. 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:41.400 I don't know what effect it is. I mean, I 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:44.320 was into it long before. I go back to sometimes 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:45.760 I do think, I mean, we should really get an 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:48.320 expert in on this, because I would imagine maybe there's 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:51.800 something biological. Is there something in us that's like, like, 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:56.240 does testosterone grow beards and that makes you physically attracted? 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:58.760 I don't know. But I also go back to the 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:03.600 first crush thing. I swear my first crush was Harrison 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:07.040 Ford playing Indiana Jones, and I think I take everything 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:09.400 back to that. It's like that TikTok trend when you 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:12.920 were people were supposed to put their current partner and 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:15.520 their first crush side by side, and so many people 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:19.080 looked like their first crush, Like, I think I've just 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:22.240 been trying to morph you into Harrison Ford is Indiana Jonees. 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:25.400 So Easton, our other producer, says his wife hates facial hair. 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:28.560 Really but wait, can Easton talk Easton? Can you weigh in? 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:32.080 Of course you can, Easton, she hates any facial hair. 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:35.640 Yeah, I have like a brillo pad growing out of 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:37.680 my jaw, though it's really wiry. 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:38.680 It's really coarse. 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:42.640 Yeah, I'm looking at it now. It's it's pretty solid though. 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:44.679 I mean, I shave. 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:46.480 Once a week. That's my that's my move. And you 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:48.560 know what I do. I go in the backyard. I 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:49.439 do it outside. 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:51.600 Oh my god, I do it outside as well. 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:54.000 Oh I thought it was crazy for doing it, but 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:55.640 thank you for validating me. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:58.040 I so, I have a tremor and I go outside 0:13:58.120 --> 0:14:00.960 because at that point it's just it gets there's so 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:02.360 much hair and I don't want to go in down 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:02.720 the drain. 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:05.200 Wait. I want to applaud both of you because I 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:07.320 know a lot of women who get so annoyed with 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:11.719 their partner when he shaves, because I mean, we're stereotyping here, 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:14.040 but of course the typical straight dude doesn't really clean 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:16.640 up all that hair all that well, and it's so annoying. 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:18.680 So thank you both. You're doing the polite thing and 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:19.760 going outside. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:21.760 So easton you walk, you walk out naked in your 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:22.600 backyard as well. 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:25.880 Okay, I do it in my underpants, and it took 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:28.480 me many years before I realize the neighbors can definitely 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:30.120 see and they just seem totally. 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:31.800 You're like a mountain man. 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:35.920 Oh, So for your wife, though, it's a texture thing. 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:38.320 Is that any Yes, it's a texture thing, and I 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:40.400 think it's a I think she likes how it looks 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:42.880 kind of, but mostly she'd rather just be clean shaven 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:43.280 all the time. 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:45.880 So we just touched another chord. We got to bring 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:49.480 Kendall back in Kendall. Your boyfriend shaves over the sink 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:50.120 every time. 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:54.080 Oh no, yeah, it's disgusting and I know, yeah, no, 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:58.600 it looks like it's disgusting. Tell him to learn from 0:14:58.600 --> 0:14:59.240 these gents. 0:14:59.320 --> 0:15:01.960 Go outside, get outside, get outside. I mean, some people 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:03.920 live in an apartment complex might be a little harder. 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:06.560 You throw on your basketball shorts and go up. Do 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:10.400 it over the balcony exactly. Oh god, I'm over the balcony. 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:11.640 Someone's walking down below. 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:29.840 It is funny how we have such strong opinions about this, 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:30.960 about changing. 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:33.400 Well, but let but you know what, I just this 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:36.440 just hit me. It's your face though, I mean, it's 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:39.800 your partner's face. It's like the thing you you lock 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:42.720 eyes with and you're more attracted to than anything, and 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:45.200 and you're kissing it and you're like, I mean, it's 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:46.680 it's kind of everything. 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:49.400 I just don't I don't like the disappointment that I 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:52.480 see in your your face and you're hearing your voice. 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:56.560 When he was shaving yesterday, he was shaving outside and 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:59.320 it's in this sort of like courtyard area that we have, 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:03.840 and I was at another window and I was I 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:07.840 banging my fists on the window like in streetcase street 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:10.760 Car named Desire, when he's just like Stella or No, 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:12.160 the graduate, which it's like banging. 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:13.360 That's what it was last. 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:14.720 That's funny. 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:21.360 No, but I also have the same reaction. And guys, 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:25.000 please weigh in. But when Chris gets a haircut, because 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.000 we were talking about this for the wedding, you gotta 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:30.440 time that haircut right, because a too fresh haircut on 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:33.320 a guy not so much like if with long haired 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:35.320 women you don't notice it so much, But a too 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:38.080 fresh haircut on a guy before a big moment, it 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:39.320 can look a little silly. 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:40.520 You can look like a little boy. 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:42.000 It's got to be a little grown out. I think 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:43.480 got Kendall Easton, what do you think? 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:45.960 Yeah, no, you gotta get you gotta give it a week. 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:48.560 At least a week. Yeah. 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:50.680 I got kind of a bad haircut before my wedding, 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:52.480 and I had to get some touch ups like the 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:54.720 day before. I know, man, that was rough, but I 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:55.600 think I pulled it off. 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:57.920 Oh that was that like a major anxiety moment. 0:16:58.280 --> 0:16:59.960 Yes, yes, it was big time. 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:02.200 What did you go to someone new? What happened? 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:03.200 I did? I did? 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:07.280 Oh No, I went to someone new and I went 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:08.680 to like one of those cool guys, you know, the 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:10.919 guys that like give you the beer and yeah you know. 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:14.040 And I did not like how it turned out, and 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:16.200 so I went to this woman my wife knows, and 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:17.359 I've been going to her ever since. 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:21.080 She fixed it for me, save me. Yes, that is 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:22.560 a that's a big no. I've had a lot of 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:24.879 anxiety thinking about when I will get my haircut for 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:27.639 the wedding leading up to it, so I have a 0:17:27.640 --> 0:17:29.480 good week week and a half for it to grow 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:31.439 in so it doesn't look so fresh. 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:33.919 I mean, there's a lot of these big like I 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:37.920 would say my equivalent would be highlighting. Like one time 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:41.640 I went and got a toner done on my hair 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:43.360 because I thought, oh, I'm going to be fresh, Oh 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:46.200 to go cover the Royal wedding, Harry and Meghan's wedding. 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:48.440 So it's the night before I'm leaving and I got 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:51.000 this toner done on it, and it made my hair 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:53.720 look horrible. It took all the dimension and color out 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:56.640 of it. And so but at that point I didn't 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:57.919 even I don't even think. I went back to the 0:17:57.960 --> 0:18:00.239