Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durand the Elvis Durand's phone tap.
Speaker 1: Let's roll into the phone tap. Shall we come on
Speaker 1: in and have a seat today's email.
Speaker 2: Dear Elvis, my father Ephrin gets nuts when it comes
Speaker 2: to telemarketers. Oh, why don't we have mister Michael Oppenheimer
Speaker 2: give dat a phone call and wind him up?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Anthony Anthony wants us to phone tap his father Ephrin.
Speaker 2: Scary Jones, of course, plays the relentless telemarketer, mister Michael
Speaker 2: Oppenheimer calling today from a credit card company.
Speaker 1: Let's listen in to today's phone tap. Hell if freeing, please,
Speaker 1: this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Gervit card. How
Speaker 1: are you doing today, sir?
Speaker 3: I'll be directing to the point I no longer will
Speaker 3: require or want your card.
Speaker 1: Tell us the reason why you might have discontinued your
Speaker 1: use of the.
Speaker 3: Okay for the fifth hundred times while I had your card,
Speaker 3: I got bombarded by cole from your telemarkers at all
Speaker 3: hours of the day and night, in Spanish and in English,
Speaker 3: and that made me get very, very uncomfortable, just because
Speaker 3: I have a certain name that they can put me
Speaker 3: in a category that they feel like it. I'm against
Speaker 3: people not using the proper work etiquette. Okay, if someone
Speaker 3: calls me, don't call me by my first name. Called
Speaker 3: me mister so and so. You don't know me socially,
Speaker 3: like if you know I was some sort of teenager.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you got business etique, you should use it.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, I'm here today to reintroduce you
Speaker 1: to the Platinum card, the card that gives you nothing
Speaker 1: but rewards.
Speaker 3: Ephram, I understand that, but I really don't want anything.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a five percent cash back bonus right now.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I don't want I just don't
Speaker 3: want it. I have a pleasant day, day.
Speaker 1: A good day, sir. If you could like to take.
Speaker 3: So Hi, Ephraim, Oh please hip from.
Speaker 1: Me, mister michaelhem cards Bahoma.
Speaker 3: Do not call me again today.
Speaker 1: Hello, Oh sir, you've been cutting me off and you've listen.
Speaker 3: You've told you one hundred times. Don't you understand English? Now?
Speaker 3: Do you understand English? Do not call me. I'm trying
Speaker 3: to not deal with your company.
Speaker 1: I can offer you this card with no.
Speaker 3: Thing, don't you understand?
Speaker 1: Would you like one?
Speaker 3: Stupid?
Speaker 1: Would you like one.
Speaker 3: Thing from you. Do you understand English?
Speaker 1: Unlimited? But what about unlimited cash rewards? Euphrain he no,
Speaker 1: I can hear your breathing.
Speaker 3: Sir, Hey, you can hear me breathing. And you also
Speaker 3: heard me say I don't want it. You know, if
Speaker 3: you have any type of intelligence, you stop making a
Speaker 3: food of yourself.
Speaker 1: What if I was to double your CASA give me?
Speaker 3: I don't don't want to hear anything. I do not
Speaker 3: want to deal with your card. Are you going to
Speaker 3: make me call the president of your company or someone
Speaker 3: higher than you and report your ass.
Speaker 1: I was told to call you today to give you
Speaker 1: this card.
Speaker 3: Well you were told and I'm telling you no. Come on,
Speaker 3: don't be such an idiot. Don't be a fool for
Speaker 3: these people.
Speaker 1: But sir, this card has a lot of buying power.
Speaker 3: Stop being such an idiot. We'd like to call stop
Speaker 3: being an idiot. You're not going to get any business here.
Speaker 1: We'd like to reinstate your card today or not reinstate.
Speaker 3: You know what, you can reinstate.
Speaker 1: So this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Michaelheimer. Listen, No,
Speaker 1: may be there's someone in your family like no one.
Speaker 3: In my family. Is interested in dealing with your card.
Speaker 3: Michael Ippelheimer, can I give you? You can't give me
Speaker 3: a Michael.
Speaker 1: Can I get your address for something?
Speaker 3: No, you cannot have anything.
Speaker 1: Your application is safe and confidential, and we never sell
Speaker 1: your name or phone.
Speaker 3: Not being a pen in the ass. Because if I
Speaker 3: could get to your neck right now, I'd bring it
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 1: You can choose from three different cards today.
Speaker 3: I don't want a card. Would you shove the card
Speaker 3: up you already?
Speaker 1: You don't have to use it, sir, You could just
Speaker 1: hold on to it.
Speaker 3: I would like to shove it up your I think.
Speaker 1: You should say yes to this card right now, send
Speaker 1: it to your mother. Did I mention that it has
Speaker 1: zero percent financing?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You mentioned it, and you can shove it right
Speaker 3: up your Did.
Speaker 1: I tell you you can choose your color?
Speaker 3: You can shove it right up your too.
Speaker 1: Okay. One other thing though, that's very important. You've been
Speaker 1: phone tapped.
Speaker 3: Yeah good, I'm glad you enjoyed.
Speaker 1: No, not me. This is scary Jones from Elvis Durant
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3: Anthony puts you up to do yes, he did, listen,
Speaker 3: shove it up your