WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 28

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durand the Elvis Durand's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's roll into the phone tap. Shall we come on

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<v Speaker 1>in and have a seat today's email.

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<v Speaker 2>Dear Elvis, my father Ephrin gets nuts when it comes

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<v Speaker 2>to telemarketers. Oh, why don't we have mister Michael Oppenheimer

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<v Speaker 2>give dat a phone call and wind him up?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Anthony Anthony wants us to phone tap his father Ephrin.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary Jones, of course, plays the relentless telemarketer, mister Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Oppenheimer calling today from a credit card company.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's listen in to today's phone tap. Hell if freeing, please,

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<v Speaker 1>this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Gervit card. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing today, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be directing to the point I no longer will

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<v Speaker 3>require or want your card.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us the reason why you might have discontinued your

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<v Speaker 1>use of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay for the fifth hundred times while I had your card,

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<v Speaker 3>I got bombarded by cole from your telemarkers at all

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<v Speaker 3>hours of the day and night, in Spanish and in English,

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<v Speaker 3>and that made me get very, very uncomfortable, just because

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<v Speaker 3>I have a certain name that they can put me

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<v Speaker 3>in a category that they feel like it. I'm against

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<v Speaker 3>people not using the proper work etiquette. Okay, if someone

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<v Speaker 3>calls me, don't call me by my first name. Called

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<v Speaker 3>me mister so and so. You don't know me socially,

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<v Speaker 3>like if you know I was some sort of teenager.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if you got business etique, you should use it.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing is, I'm here today to reintroduce you

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<v Speaker 1>to the Platinum card, the card that gives you nothing

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<v Speaker 1>but rewards.

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<v Speaker 3>Ephram, I understand that, but I really don't want anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you a five percent cash back bonus right now.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, I don't want I just don't

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<v Speaker 3>want it. I have a pleasant day, day.

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<v Speaker 1>A good day, sir. If you could like to take.

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<v Speaker 3>So Hi, Ephraim, Oh please hip from.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, mister michaelhem cards Bahoma.

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<v Speaker 3>Do not call me again today.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Oh sir, you've been cutting me off and you've listen.

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<v Speaker 3>You've told you one hundred times. Don't you understand English? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you understand English? Do not call me. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 3>to not deal with your company.

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<v Speaker 1>I can offer you this card with no.

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<v Speaker 3>Thing, don't you understand?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like one?

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<v Speaker 3>Stupid?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like one.

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<v Speaker 3>Thing from you. Do you understand English?

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<v Speaker 1>Unlimited? But what about unlimited cash rewards? Euphrain he no,

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<v Speaker 1>I can hear your breathing.

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<v Speaker 3>Sir, Hey, you can hear me breathing. And you also

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<v Speaker 3>heard me say I don't want it. You know, if

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<v Speaker 3>you have any type of intelligence, you stop making a

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<v Speaker 3>food of yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>What if I was to double your CASA give me?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't don't want to hear anything. I do not

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<v Speaker 3>want to deal with your card. Are you going to

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<v Speaker 3>make me call the president of your company or someone

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<v Speaker 3>higher than you and report your ass.

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<v Speaker 1>I was told to call you today to give you

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<v Speaker 1>this card.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you were told and I'm telling you no. Come on,

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<v Speaker 3>don't be such an idiot. Don't be a fool for

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<v Speaker 3>these people.

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<v Speaker 1>But sir, this card has a lot of buying power.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop being such an idiot. We'd like to call stop

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<v Speaker 3>being an idiot. You're not going to get any business here.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd like to reinstate your card today or not reinstate.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, you can reinstate.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Michaelheimer. Listen, No,

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<v Speaker 1>may be there's someone in your family like no one.

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<v Speaker 3>In my family. Is interested in dealing with your card.

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<v Speaker 3>Michael Ippelheimer, can I give you? You can't give me

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<v Speaker 3>a Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I get your address for something?

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<v Speaker 3>No, you cannot have anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Your application is safe and confidential, and we never sell

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<v Speaker 1>your name or phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Not being a pen in the ass. Because if I

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<v Speaker 3>could get to your neck right now, I'd bring it

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<v Speaker 3>for you.

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<v Speaker 1>You can choose from three different cards today.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want a card. Would you shove the card

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<v Speaker 3>up you already?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to use it, sir, You could just

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<v Speaker 1>hold on to it.

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<v Speaker 3>I would like to shove it up your I think.

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<v Speaker 1>You should say yes to this card right now, send

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<v Speaker 1>it to your mother. Did I mention that it has

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<v Speaker 1>zero percent financing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? You mentioned it, and you can shove it right

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<v Speaker 3>up your Did.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you you can choose your color?

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<v Speaker 3>You can shove it right up your too.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. One other thing though, that's very important. You've been

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<v Speaker 1>phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah good, I'm glad you enjoyed.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not me. This is scary Jones from Elvis Durant

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Anthony puts you up to do yes, he did, listen,

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<v Speaker 3>shove it up your