Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I feel like I can say I upset up horrible
Speaker 1: know that you are? Am I doing it? Am? I? God?
Speaker 1: I just feel like, oh my god. So we really
Speaker 1: don't have that many white people are Okay, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna sund like this, So y'all welcome to motherfucker horrible decisions. Y'all.
Speaker 1: I think you're maybe a k a debt bach. I'm wheezy,
Speaker 1: So we just need to break that Hi fucked a
Speaker 1: black guy yet or not? I have not? Okay, you
Speaker 1: know what can I I guess I'll just like announced
Speaker 1: who I am? Hi, I'm Sophia Franklin. Literally my voice?
Speaker 1: How you just did it? That is my fucking voice?
Speaker 1: You talking about your It's like, why do you mean
Speaker 1: like you're not really closing it every way? So everything's
Speaker 1: a question. I'm like, really why every single thing? Um?
Speaker 1: I have? Not? My ex was a quarter which I
Speaker 1: know that sounds so let me justify it. In Utah,
Speaker 1: if you're a quarter black, you're a full black guy. Well.
Speaker 1: I just started watching the Real Housewives of Salt Lake
Speaker 1: City and they think that the Hawaiian bitches black. Apparently
Speaker 1: there's a Hawaiian Tonguan whatever she is, Yeah, she is.
Speaker 1: Tonguan is a place that's gonna say, not Tongan. They
Speaker 1: called Sma Tonga, you know. But she literally went on
Speaker 1: there and so she dates, uh black football coach and
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm Hawaiian. But it's so weird because here
Speaker 1: in Salt Lake they pretty much just say I'm black.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what we are in bitch, we
Speaker 1: are the business grants black owned. Sorry, Sofia, I don't
Speaker 1: know what SLU got. No, yeah, no, it was super awkward.
Speaker 1: So I can believe if you said that your person
Speaker 1: was a quarter. I know that that sounds so ridiculous
Speaker 1: to say. But literally he was in Utah there were
Speaker 1: like three blacks. I mean, I can pull up a
Speaker 1: picture that's what you are. Yeah, I think the only
Speaker 1: black people in utop for the jazz literally literally because
Speaker 1: you had I mean, I go hold your bit I
Speaker 1: did have a little. I had a few niggas on
Speaker 1: the jazz before, not not the current roster. It's it's
Speaker 1: a lot of young guys. Now I don't I don't
Speaker 1: do the ball players anymore. What do you mean the
Speaker 1: ball players. So what do you do? I have a
Speaker 1: grown ass regular niggers. This is six months, just seven,
Speaker 1: it's been seven. Mandy is really trying to act like
Speaker 1: she gave her life over to God. I think she
Speaker 1: got a point, dick, this guy did heck anymore. I'm
Speaker 1: a I don't pick anymore. You start going to church,
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm almost weird going for I have given
Speaker 1: my life to my new man. Yeah, girl, I don't
Speaker 1: know who I am. Bit So have you guys talked
Speaker 1: about like Syria, like getting married and so I already
Speaker 1: know what the way my money set up. I don't
Speaker 1: want marriage right now because if it's gonna make a
Speaker 1: nigga sign a prenup, um, we don't want kids. And
Speaker 1: I honestly don't think I'm ready to move in with
Speaker 1: anybody like I have a cat right now and that's enough.
Speaker 1: He'd be scratching him like little preface. So Mandy's never
Speaker 1: been in love and had a boyfriend, saying that something.
Speaker 1: I never had a boyfriend, But that's just I had
Speaker 1: a boyfriend. I had a boyfriend and when I was
Speaker 1: a senior in high school. Shut up, God, Okay, this
Speaker 1: is literally your first boyfriend as an adult. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: the other niggas, was like situation ships. Wow, we're like,
Speaker 1: we're like, I was claiming a nigga, but he was
Speaker 1: community dick and I knew it, but he wasn't. He
Speaker 1: was a community. You were claiming him. He wasn't claiming you.
Speaker 1: In my mind, Yeah, that's how it was working. You know.
Speaker 1: We gotta talk about how we all got together, how
Speaker 1: all know each other. So I wrote a few things
Speaker 1: or stories I thought we could talk about, mainly because
Speaker 1: I've been a fan of some of your stories that
Speaker 1: I've only heard from recently. So without naming what shall
Speaker 1: be named, we had to talk about the fiasco because
Speaker 1: Mandy and I fight a lot. I was reading that
Speaker 1: like this is gonna be horrible, so much so where
Speaker 1: we got in talks with our lawyer and she was like,
Speaker 1: if we ever break up, we can't talk about each
Speaker 1: other when we're when we're done, like what happened with
Speaker 1: you much on your sid which I felt like it
Speaker 1: was unfair, but I had to listen after, Right, So
Speaker 1: there is a thing when your podcast came out, obviously
Speaker 1: was big and people would compare it. You would have
Speaker 1: been around what a year at the time we were
Speaker 1: We were for like two three years. Then I just
Speaker 1: interject because when I told my friend I was coming
Speaker 1: on horrible decisions, she said, Okay, so the o G
Speaker 1: called her daddy. I swear I appreciate that because some
Speaker 1: people when I would meet them, like so, let me
Speaker 1: just tell you live about me, and people think I'm
Speaker 1: the white one on the show just because they in
Speaker 1: a little bit of shop. She's the only one that's
Speaker 1: had pink dick. So I've never had pink dick. First
Speaker 1: of all, I like to get sucked up, but that
Speaker 1: doesn't pint dick. Just a few white guys, bro, But
Speaker 1: it's white guys in just everything else. Do you what
Speaker 1: do you mean you're white because you get sucked up
Speaker 1: the range of my funked up like I'm like a
Speaker 1: seven am met a bit in the bathroom like now
Speaker 1: like Nybe he's had a little bit Like that's the
Speaker 1: kind of shift I be on. So to black audiencely like, bitch,
Speaker 1: you be on that white girl ship, which is kind
Speaker 1: of true, literally like like the literal white girl ship.
Speaker 1: Little like the white girl ship. The white girls got it,
Speaker 1: which is probably why can't get to you when you
Speaker 1: told the coke story at the coffee place. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that one. I was a lot of sucking stories. Well
Speaker 1: white girl like her, Yeah, so I was I on
Speaker 1: that track, just the storytelling her having a podcast. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So I would go on all these parties, right, and
Speaker 1: people would meet me and be like, oh, what do
Speaker 1: you do? When I would mention podcast, which I don't
Speaker 1: like to do because people think you're broke, it's embarrassing podcast.
Speaker 1: How many people podcast? Like bitch, that's all you do?
Speaker 1: So they'd be like, oh, I call her daddy. And
Speaker 1: it was sometimes it would hurt my feelings because we
Speaker 1: had been around so long and I felt like done
Speaker 1: so much. We're touring fucking TV shows and ship and yeah,
Speaker 1: y'all came in and my whole office at the time,
Speaker 1: so we we were corporate at one point before we left,
Speaker 1: and I was an accountant. And it's funny because I
Speaker 1: kept my podcast very private because of the content, but
Speaker 1: people in the office were listening to you guys, and
Speaker 1: so it actually made me like, oh, yeah, well I'll
Speaker 1: talk about that too. You were doing horrible decisions while
Speaker 1: I was like telling at Ernst and young Yeah, we
Speaker 1: we were corporate. Girls were corporate who wanted to show
Speaker 1: that we could suck too, right, because I feel the
Speaker 1: time I was coming to all Bed with my outfit
Speaker 1: from the night before, you stayed. I'm stayed you. But
Speaker 1: you know, like any podcast that was out of the
Speaker 1: time was either white or they were like influencers or models.
Speaker 1: They weren't like normal girls. And I remember you were
Speaker 1: like a secretary or something. At times when you're relatable
Speaker 1: like that, it made sense and that's why people, you know,
Speaker 1: get drawn to you. So anyway, after I was reading
Speaker 1: everything like New York Post on this ship, I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta read this ship, and you know, it really
Speaker 1: was like I hate Sofia train for a long time,
Speaker 1: not from saying for me but for everyone when you're
Speaker 1: reading it and watching it the entire world. Yes, I
Speaker 1: hate Sofia T. I can't imagine how you go. But
Speaker 1: I looked up like what people thought were your favorite
Speaker 1: episodes or the best episodes, and they were so much
Speaker 1: you that I wanted to not like you, but I
Speaker 1: couldn't help it. Really went to jail the same way,
Speaker 1: which one I went to jail three times, three times,
Speaker 1: but the time where you were talking about Tunisia, who
Speaker 1: helped you out. I was like, do you like, do
Speaker 1: we need give them some backgrounds? Because I don't know
Speaker 1: for the listeners, I don't know what y'all talking about. Um, well, no,
Speaker 1: so like I just I guess. I say all that
Speaker 1: to say, like, it's funny when you can't even deny
Speaker 1: good content. And I think for a long time people
Speaker 1: try to pit together the two podcasts because they don't connect,
Speaker 1: which is why we always try to make sure we're
Speaker 1: extending our hand out to sex pods or people that
Speaker 1: are like us, because we should all be cool, right,
Speaker 1: And um, I was like, damn, this bitch is kind
Speaker 1: of funny, like fun we really really think that. I
Speaker 1: definitely thought that. I thought, just okay, and that makes
Speaker 1: me feel like, actually, wait, wait, you don't think you're funny?
Speaker 1: No I do, but guys, guys can wait? Can we
Speaker 1: interject real quick? Sophia came bearing gifts and I would
Speaker 1: like to let y'all know how funny this bitch is,
Speaker 1: because well is coming class the classy gift in a
Speaker 1: little fake tiffany back, no shade, you know this, I
Speaker 1: will know bitch. Oh No, I thought I wasn't drinking
Speaker 1: when I had Kobe last people, but I'm drinking that
Speaker 1: both were gonna do anyway, because actually, out of the
Speaker 1: two of us and I need, you're gonna need that.
Speaker 1: I'm a cream pie. This well, yeah I don't need this.
Speaker 1: Actually anyway, she brought us a Plan B, so you
Speaker 1: can have that. What if you as the plan B
Speaker 1: when you can take yeah some cream pie? Oh now
Speaker 1: this is my messy bitch part. So after listening to
Speaker 1: the drum and realizing the show was so good, I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, because you know, when Mandy and I
Speaker 1: have been in our biggest fights, the one thing I
Speaker 1: think we love making money too much. I don't know
Speaker 1: if we can break up. Bitch. I thought that too,
Speaker 1: and like you, I I thought him with y'all was
Speaker 1: making way more than that. The thing is like the
Speaker 1: podcast was rich. We were not you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: And we were indeed we're still we still are. We are,
Speaker 1: we own our I P. We just joined this amazing
Speaker 1: Charlotte and the Black affect. And honestly, it was funny
Speaker 1: because the first thing that came out of his mouth
Speaker 1: when I was on the phone, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we've never signed over anything like trust me, people have
Speaker 1: offered us money, We've never done it on purpose. He's like,
Speaker 1: you're not going to have a call her daddy's situation.
Speaker 1: I promise In terms of what what do you mean
Speaker 1: by that the IP merch, I able to claim the
Speaker 1: ring aspect of it, Like we were very big and
Speaker 1: I love kind of that we could have this podcast
Speaker 1: talk for anyone listening, Like we were very um business
Speaker 1: minded in terms of when we went into the deal
Speaker 1: with my heart, Uh, we owned still as much as
Speaker 1: we we we needed to own because this is what
Speaker 1: we build. This two differences though, we started very organically,
Speaker 1: and I mean that to say, like when you have
Speaker 1: a powerhouse that blows you up right, It's like, I
Speaker 1: mean if if someone handed me that and I probably
Speaker 1: would have signed it to me. Now at this point
Speaker 1: when we have been offered things, we already had a standing, right,
Speaker 1: we'd already toured ourselves. And but which is what I
Speaker 1: was too. They owned like the YouTube. We we made
Speaker 1: sure we had our trademark logo, the pictures, like, which
Speaker 1: is what I mean for anyone listening, Like that's how
Speaker 1: it needs to be with podcasting specifically, like you need
Speaker 1: to own your ship, so get your trademark. If you
Speaker 1: have the money, UM, make sure that if you go
Speaker 1: into these networks that you get the bigger half as
Speaker 1: far as the percentages. And also just make sure everything's verifiable,
Speaker 1: like make sure that if there's spending money notions for
Speaker 1: people in a good way, in a really good way. Okay,
Speaker 1: So here's about Matthew part. Okay. So I listened. I
Speaker 1: enjoy a few episodes and I was like, okay, these bitches,
Speaker 1: and then I had to hear the solo episode. I
Speaker 1: had to know what it would be like. Huh. I
Speaker 1: laughed so hard, Sofia, but you did not your solo
Speaker 1: I listened to was so leave okay, doesn't like you
Speaker 1: mean terrible her solo episode. I mean, this is the
Speaker 1: problem we're trying to stay away from saying the actually
Speaker 1: we did that right, No, but now but to be like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean the solo are we making stuff? Okay, no,
Speaker 1: no no. I listened to the first episode without you there,
Speaker 1: and I laughed so hard because I was like, this
Speaker 1: is so bad, and I felt I couldn't even listen.
Speaker 1: I was getting embarrassed to listen, and I was like yo, Like,
Speaker 1: can you imagine starting with some something with someone makes
Speaker 1: you famous, and then you think you're so good that
Speaker 1: you really got up here was like fuck that bitch,
Speaker 1: Oh no, bitch, do you there? I mean she's still
Speaker 1: get and she's still well, I lovely like, well, then
Speaker 1: we'll be on opposing side. I like, I think that
Speaker 1: she's still she's getting a lot of guests. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think she just had like Miley Cyrus, it's good interview.
Speaker 1: I mean she's still getting listened. So but this is
Speaker 1: the issue too. The Kardashians will still get views even
Speaker 1: no matter how many people we'll say that or that
Speaker 1: we can know and acknowledge that they either steal things
Speaker 1: from black culture or that they are copyed hats and
Speaker 1: a lot of things as far as I would even
Speaker 1: say clothing, um, the things they do, as far as
Speaker 1: um TV show episodes right, like they've come from other places.
Speaker 1: This is verified ship, Like we know that it's not
Speaker 1: necessarily original, and they don't. Because when you're already famous,
Speaker 1: we're already kind of stuck. And sometimes we like watching
Speaker 1: a train crash and I think that's the same things
Speaker 1: that suck is like a lot of people are famous
Speaker 1: for nothing, and I think sadly that's what happened to
Speaker 1: your show is when you have someone that you know,
Speaker 1: a new coach. By the way that we are joined
Speaker 1: today by Sophia Franklin. Her podcast is Sophia with an F.
Speaker 1: And I want to get into the kind of some
Speaker 1: of your whole stories. I know, like the I know
Speaker 1: we had to get get through that podcast talk, but
Speaker 1: I just know when I just know that it's a
Speaker 1: separated thing and I want people to I want our
Speaker 1: listeners as well, because you did, uh, you reached out
Speaker 1: to us and was like, hey, guys, you know, let's collapse.
Speaker 1: We see some inclusivity, bitch, so I do. I just
Speaker 1: don't want to spend too much time putting anyone down
Speaker 1: or comparing the two of you. I'm glad that you
Speaker 1: reached out, but also like just hearing that I know
Speaker 1: we have some stories and I know y'all Holles was
Speaker 1: listening for the hotels and we got some coming fun. Well,
Speaker 1: this is your first interview, like it is, yeah, my
Speaker 1: first collap that I've done. Um, But you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't want it to sound like I will never
Speaker 1: talk about that ship and it's you know, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: It was a really fucked up situation. She did, you know,
Speaker 1: drag my name through the mud for like months and
Speaker 1: months and months. There was merchandise you know, canceled. We
Speaker 1: won't say his name, which was my boyfriend at the time,
Speaker 1: but not the boyfriend is gone. We don't know. I
Speaker 1: felt really bad. Yeah, it was. The brunch was pretty,
Speaker 1: but imagine if I said cancel, cancel, Well, and that's
Speaker 1: Team Wheezy. What have you guys had, Like, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. We and we've had to stop ourselves from
Speaker 1: that because we've had our ups and downs with business
Speaker 1: friendship relationship. It's different when can any of the team
Speaker 1: many Yeah, but well specifically though, that's why we've kind
Speaker 1: of moved away from that. I know, even when we
Speaker 1: were talking about March a while ago, we were like,
Speaker 1: we should do a Team Mandy Team Wheezy, I think
Speaker 1: I can't And I was like, no, we can't do that.
Speaker 1: Always if you compare, and specifically because we're women, especially
Speaker 1: women exactly, they're not. You never see uh Andre three thousand,
Speaker 1: Team Andre three, Team Big Boy. You don't see it.
Speaker 1: It's definitely with women that they put it, and unfortunately,
Speaker 1: as women, there's always just this need to compare, contrast
Speaker 1: and put people in a competition when one doesn't necessarily
Speaker 1: what happened so hard? You have a big conglomerate of women,
Speaker 1: you know, a big female podcast, if not the biggest,
Speaker 1: and it's like that happens. It was hard to watch.
Speaker 1: And then when I heard you talking about mental health,
Speaker 1: it's funny because it made me think of Mandy your
Speaker 1: first episode on your podcast. I saw I go number
Speaker 1: one before it even came out, which is great. Everyone
Speaker 1: wants to hear your story. When I listened to it,
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know if that couldn't happen
Speaker 1: to us because we've known each other so long. But
Speaker 1: like when you know someone's going through ship mentally and
Speaker 1: you still poke and poke and pick. That was hard
Speaker 1: and really I was, I was. I was really sad
Speaker 1: listening to it because we fight a lot, but like
Speaker 1: I just can't imagine it's over and you're still like
Speaker 1: dragging me down now with me had like sixty reviews
Speaker 1: before before your trailer, and I was like just one star,
Speaker 1: one star, and it was like almost, yeah, it wasn't
Speaker 1: It was an attack and what's sad to me is
Speaker 1: the fact that people again, yeah, they don't think of
Speaker 1: the mental health that this has on an individual. You
Speaker 1: already have the like what else can I do? Right?
Speaker 1: But I think that the reason it was so easy
Speaker 1: to do is because everybody was like, oh, this sucks
Speaker 1: without her. So funny you think so, I think so,
Speaker 1: I hope so so. So before you know, I have
Speaker 1: a really serious question ask you would you rather spend
Speaker 1: ten days in jail or ten days in a closet
Speaker 1: with your X. Sorry, I'm just like, do you know
Speaker 1: what made me ask this question? What? Because you've talked
Speaker 1: so badly about your exes and then jail. I was like,
Speaker 1: which is worse? But when I'm going to jail, I'm
Speaker 1: going to jail. I'm going to jail. You're going to jail.
Speaker 1: Before you funk, I was actually saying something sucked up.
Speaker 1: I just did, like you just did an episode with
Speaker 1: my ex and there was like some drama that ensued
Speaker 1: after the episode. It came out like two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go ahead and say, fucking jail. I'll
Speaker 1: go there for twenty days. Also, I've been there before,
Speaker 1: so I know what to expect people really don't believe
Speaker 1: that you have to spread your ship and gone it.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. Yes, They're like, you have to take
Speaker 1: your underwear, don't take this to friend, to jail. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry even to jail. Okay, baby, it's make you have
Speaker 1: white people ship. I feel like whatever. No, I've never
Speaker 1: been to tell time. I mean, I was in Julie
Speaker 1: because I ran away at thirteen. They withdrew me from
Speaker 1: school and I like was going to school for by
Speaker 1: the state for like two weeks and I went home
Speaker 1: in the middle school. I ran away from home and
Speaker 1: they found me in a boys and girls club and
Speaker 1: though the cops took me to Juvie, and when my
Speaker 1: mama came, I was like, I ain't gone with you.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought I was grown. So I ended
Speaker 1: up staying there for two weeks in the jail. In
Speaker 1: the Julie it was like a center, like center six weeks,
Speaker 1: two weeks clothes no, I like, as I ran away,
Speaker 1: I had my little luggage with me, bitch. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was like it was a Julie Center runaways. Yeah. How
Speaker 1: many days in were you? Like? Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: want my know. I was there. I was there for
Speaker 1: two weeks. And I think it was just more so
Speaker 1: because I was a top student and I was like,
Speaker 1: I was on the volleyball team. Witch, I had to
Speaker 1: try to get back on the volleyball team because they
Speaker 1: withdrew me from the school. Where are you a top
Speaker 1: student in the jailism? I was? I was smart? Thank
Speaker 1: you very much anyway. Yeah, so I've never been to jail,
Speaker 1: but I've been to Julie hot. That's what, dude, that
Speaker 1: she needs me on a T shirt, j Julie, Damn,
Speaker 1: we just did. Was a bitch? Or who bite the
Speaker 1: next one? You sold me? When you meet him, if
Speaker 1: the misfortune had to happen, would you rather him have
Speaker 1: a tiny dick or a tiny bank account? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: tiny dick, I was. I would rabb to him have
Speaker 1: a tiny, tiny micro penis is what I'm saying. He
Speaker 1: broke one hundred and fifty percent. But I feel like
Speaker 1: if a guy has a big bank account, his penis
Speaker 1: is like ten inches longer. You don't, Yeah, making broke
Speaker 1: dick is so good. So I don't know, Maybe it's
Speaker 1: different for white men that a guy is Maybe different
Speaker 1: for white men because it's a purpose with black man
Speaker 1: I don't think you're used like pens because you've only
Speaker 1: been white man. Maybe she has an experience, remember that
Speaker 1: big You haven't had the real guarden of dick. She
Speaker 1: doesn't know what it's okay, No, this is my thing.
Speaker 1: I this very important to me, which like I just
Speaker 1: can't be attracted to a dude that's like fine with
Speaker 1: being broke. I need. I mean it does. It's not
Speaker 1: necessarily that he needs to have a huge bank account.
Speaker 1: He needs to be ambitious in some type of work
Speaker 1: micro bottom line, so you could be introduced to it.
Speaker 1: See reason, it's all I know, she said, she said,
Speaker 1: give me a clip. I'll be fine. I'll be honest
Speaker 1: with you. If he's like handy with a big dick,
Speaker 1: that's enough about making bread. I don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: me Please, she's going to eat rusty. I make bread
Speaker 1: as well. And like I take care of myself and
Speaker 1: I've never had to do take care of me, but
Speaker 1: I just can't take care of someone. I think he
Speaker 1: can go down on me. You can set on a
Speaker 1: strap on like we can get crafty ship ship. You
Speaker 1: know what, there are connectors, There are dick connectors. Have
Speaker 1: you had an extension like dick on top of the
Speaker 1: small I haven't have you guys curious about that. I
Speaker 1: deal with black man. The big the smallest dick I
Speaker 1: ever saw was a black dude. I told you that
Speaker 1: guy was in love with that Haitian drug dealer, and
Speaker 1: it blew up like a little balloon because it was
Speaker 1: I was shocked. I really thought I knew it is
Speaker 1: too was too fine to say that because God is
Speaker 1: a fair and Jessica, He's just not gonna make you
Speaker 1: fine rich. I mean, I got I go looking in
Speaker 1: my niggas fine, you know, I just I mean bragging
Speaker 1: I'd be having some fine, big dig rich niggas bros
Speaker 1: convinceded issues. Yeah, you can't think you know how many
Speaker 1: girls are you just signing to a MS now? And
Speaker 1: that's fine. I just know we're all never gonna have
Speaker 1: a man to ourselves. Okay, we just all just we
Speaker 1: all just need to get over agree with that Mandy.
Speaker 1: Now that she's in love, I feel guilty to talk
Speaker 1: about how men are terrible because okay, they're so jaded,
Speaker 1: and like you feel bad bringing her down all that. Okay,
Speaker 1: so one more question. Okay, orgasms for the rest of
Speaker 1: your life from fingers or a mouth only mouth Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm totally someone else's obviously we're like doing okay mouth, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what about you guys like fingers? I love I love
Speaker 1: a good finger and bab really and he could make
Speaker 1: me squirt with the fingers. That's true. That's I like
Speaker 1: mouth and I feel like for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: Hands don't know. I'm eve even my heads. So but
Speaker 1: you can finger you don't like had it all my
Speaker 1: nigga's fingers? Yeah, I love fingers board, I mean them all.
Speaker 1: It is nice, but I just maybe want to rib
Speaker 1: the fingers sometimes I gotta switch it up. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: beat creative, just like you're gonna saying the train today
Speaker 1: I did. That was Crenna say, you guys came in
Speaker 1: prepped for all these answers. I'm trying to. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to answer on the fly. You have to. That's how
Speaker 1: I guess. I want to say fingers. Now this is
Speaker 1: because the head is sexier. No, this is the only
Speaker 1: question I'm changing my mind. I'm not a finger head.
Speaker 1: They about it, and yes, you can be outside, you
Speaker 1: can be inside. The tongue can't really go inside. What
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Speaker 1: vanilla shi is our news segment of the week. I
Speaker 1: love this one because it's so wild. Wild? Is this
Speaker 1: from Florida? We're about to find out Illinois? Okay. Grandmother
Speaker 1: acts as a daughter's surrogate and give birth to a granddaughter.
Speaker 1: This is the picture of mom and daughter with the
Speaker 1: daughter's baby in there. See what color they are? Sophia
Speaker 1: year old Illinois woman has given birth to her own
Speaker 1: grandwater grandfaughter. I'm sorry. Julie Loving agreed that this year
Speaker 1: would be the gestational mother year for her daughter, who
Speaker 1: could not carry a pregnancy herself. Now I understand, no,
Speaker 1: I don't so what so so the mom was the
Speaker 1: daughter because the cannot carry herself. My mom was an
Speaker 1: absolute rock star during this difficult delivery. The sacrifices she
Speaker 1: took to bring this little slice of heaven into our
Speaker 1: world takes my breath away. There's also photos of the baby,
Speaker 1: her baby, daddy, and her mom and um, it's kind
Speaker 1: of wild, she says. Holding my daughter in my arms
Speaker 1: is uh is bursting my heart. The feeling of how
Speaker 1: I would absolutely need anything from this child can do
Speaker 1: anything for the child is radiating through me. Uh, and
Speaker 1: it reflects back and when my mom did for me.
Speaker 1: I just want to know was it a syrrogation of
Speaker 1: the daughter's egg going into the mom or did the
Speaker 1: mom booked the boyfriend? So that's what I wanted. That's
Speaker 1: where like it would be so much more interesting if
Speaker 1: she's like, boyfriend, you gotta my mom because I want
Speaker 1: a baby. This is important to baby. But then it
Speaker 1: would have been interesting. Now I'm like, I understand. I
Speaker 1: don't know you taught white people ship ship would absolutely
Speaker 1: go down. You saved ten thousand dollars. I don't think
Speaker 1: they talked like that in Utah. Don't know. You know,
Speaker 1: you fertilize the egg with the sperm and like you
Speaker 1: can put it in somebody like that's Gabby, you have
Speaker 1: done cam and Kanye have died as well. Um, I
Speaker 1: think what Camille Grammar and Kelsey Grammar done that? Real
Speaker 1: Housewives I know who they are. I didn't know they
Speaker 1: did that, but yeah, because she's like super skinny, and
Speaker 1: I was like, in a way, she had her own
Speaker 1: kids the show. They did it. Oh Candy from her
Speaker 1: Housewives of Atlanta, she did it as well. I feel
Speaker 1: like this is just a little too weird because it's like,
Speaker 1: why can't we get another kind of circuit, Like you
Speaker 1: ain't had no home girl that could have been this
Speaker 1: Maybe because this is cheaper series. That's what I was
Speaker 1: thinking too, But I don't know. I do on care credit.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't think I would want to watch
Speaker 1: my mom walking around with my baby fucking weird dude. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, and you're weird. Your mom are a complete
Speaker 1: random I'm saying random is is weirder? It's a service, dude.
Speaker 1: Your mom is providing you with service. Are you gonna
Speaker 1: trust your mom? Or like a random more would crazy
Speaker 1: ship your boyfriend's suck your mom. That's not what happens, dude.
Speaker 1: She you're a man is looking at your like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's my baby in there. It's like, hold on, But
Speaker 1: if the baby the man would only like be pet
Speaker 1: in the summit. I just don't want him to be.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of oxytoes in that cousin, right, I
Speaker 1: don't know. And then like one day I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be disciplining my kid. Then my mom says
Speaker 1: and I'm like, first of all, just say you're well,
Speaker 1: that's awful. That's awful. Now you're gonna be competitive on
Speaker 1: how to raise the kid right now, Black mom, they're
Speaker 1: always gonna hold that against you. Yeah, did you know
Speaker 1: what I did for you? No? No, I can't. Julie
Speaker 1: Loving might be okay, she mayd be like, hey, watch
Speaker 1: your mouth, stop it. Wait. What do white people say?
Speaker 1: Time out? No? Time out? They say, that's one they do.
Speaker 1: They do the full name, bitch. What happens at three? Like,
Speaker 1: they definitely the full name? Dude, No, my kid is
Speaker 1: acting up and they're counting it out, that's what. And
Speaker 1: you're like, you know what's crazy? My mom is way
Speaker 1: more black than she is white, even though she's white.
Speaker 1: My mom, my mom would throw anything that was close
Speaker 1: to her. And then when she gets really mad, she'd
Speaker 1: be forgetting our names, saying the full name. She'll be
Speaker 1: like man Alex, she'll be she'll she'll literally just say
Speaker 1: all of the kid's names because she's just so mad.
Speaker 1: She don't know which one of us she yelled at.
Speaker 1: So my mom would literally just go through all of
Speaker 1: our names. My mom used a lot of phone courts
Speaker 1: and things, Oh yeah, forks, promote your Yeah, my mom's Latina,
Speaker 1: so I didn't get the one, or like, what did
Speaker 1: you get? Lam? She would start screaming in Spanish. Did
Speaker 1: you understand? She would say what the fund? Did? She say?
Speaker 1: I swear to God, this isn't even this must be
Speaker 1: just like an Argentine thing. It's like your voya befet,
Speaker 1: which is not even like Spanish, like someone, but she's
Speaker 1: just no, no, no, no no no. I think it's
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna slap you type of thing. That's what
Speaker 1: it was. I only thought, you know, as someone that's
Speaker 1: been living in that I know a little Spanish. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you've been living in too loom, which I know ten
Speaker 1: words now, man, I love to tell people like that
Speaker 1: are so now a lot of black people are going
Speaker 1: to Touloum. I find myself being the mayor and I
Speaker 1: always want to help everybody. So when I go to
Speaker 1: a store and I see black people there and they're confused,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I got you, excuse me, I got you.
Speaker 1: Girls wanted out? Yeah, dude, I feel like I know
Speaker 1: everything now that I know five words. Anyway, our next segment,
Speaker 1: our favorite name. It's the coolest name, horrid. It's our
Speaker 1: text tip. Can I just say that Horrible Decisions is
Speaker 1: the most brilliant fucking name. It's so good come up
Speaker 1: with that. I wanted to call it a horrible night.
Speaker 1: We were we were literally a dinner. I owed her
Speaker 1: dinner because she didn't nigger that. I thought she was
Speaker 1: gonna suck. So that was our bet and I lost.
Speaker 1: So I was like, all right, bitch, I'll take you
Speaker 1: to dinner. So I ended up paying for while. We
Speaker 1: were talking about like this and I'm like super, I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: we need segments. So we literally sat at the table.
Speaker 1: She had Horrible and I was like, okay, just can't
Speaker 1: be that. I think she didn't want to do a
Speaker 1: Horrible Dinver and I was like, Decisions, And so we
Speaker 1: did that literally in a dinner. We came up with
Speaker 1: the name and the segment like really, I just it
Speaker 1: gets me hard, very clever, it's really really are you
Speaker 1: fucking kidding? So a few of an f is like
Speaker 1: the least clever ship. I thought podcast names that if
Speaker 1: you google it, you're the only thing that comes up,
Speaker 1: right because with horrible h R Yeah no, they got it.
Speaker 1: That's like literally in our ads, even for I Heart,
Speaker 1: we had to spell out horrible. H O R E
Speaker 1: I B L E like we have to sell any
Speaker 1: companies that had acted. They couldn't give us brand as
Speaker 1: I'm like, was it Jim Henson? The Muppets gave us
Speaker 1: an av they did so horrid. That's right, it's our
Speaker 1: sex tip for the week. I'm gonna give one, and
Speaker 1: I want you to think of one while you can,
Speaker 1: a sex tip or something that's a favorite. But uh
Speaker 1: so when we watch porn, right for those of you
Speaker 1: who are okay with swallowing or you don't want it
Speaker 1: to get in your hair, be on your face when
Speaker 1: you're slurping, come out of a dick. The front of them, Okay,
Speaker 1: if you press on the front of them, do you
Speaker 1: know what that is? It starts with an F wow.
Speaker 1: So the front of them is right underneath the head.
Speaker 1: It's a little wrinkly skin. It looks like it's almost
Speaker 1: like tied like a balloon. Knot if you could see it,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but it's right under the head. If
Speaker 1: you press there while you're slurping, the come out it's
Speaker 1: like a heightened sensation and they always give out that
Speaker 1: little like whimpy sound that I love. Is this this circumcised, dick.
Speaker 1: It could be either, because you know, if it's uncircumcised,
Speaker 1: I want to look up this fucking front of them,
Speaker 1: because you're gonna look up. So do you know what
Speaker 1: she's talking about you? It's a little vaincu Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Here, you just look like a little balloon.
Speaker 1: To me, it looks like a little bud. Looked like
Speaker 1: a balloon. It looked like a little balloon that I
Speaker 1: think it looks like a little Okay here you Oh
Speaker 1: my god, yes, yes, yes, yes, it's just now hpb on.
Speaker 1: It is disgust, just trying to okay, now it is here,
Speaker 1: it is I can we be a brown one? They're
Speaker 1: not coming up to be a body? Okay. I've never
Speaker 1: even seen one of her life. It looks like he
Speaker 1: twisted about. I can't describe this. You know what it is? Now?
Speaker 1: I thought you would not like near the head of
Speaker 1: the penis you're not. It's right, so it's connected to
Speaker 1: the foreskin in the head. But when you press on
Speaker 1: that while you're sucking, the come out of it, oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's crazy. And another thing too, if you
Speaker 1: can try to remember when the com is coming out right,
Speaker 1: if you change the sensation. Men's orgasm last a lot
Speaker 1: shorter than ours, as could be like seventeen seconds. There's
Speaker 1: are like normally that feeling is actually just when it
Speaker 1: comes out, and then when they're still moaning, it's because
Speaker 1: they're coming down off the high. So you can try
Speaker 1: to keep it going more by swirling your tongue around
Speaker 1: while it's in your mouth, because then they're feeling the
Speaker 1: liquid of their tongue move around and they're like, it
Speaker 1: changes the sensation instead of you sucking. So it's my
Speaker 1: slotty tip of the day. That's my hord. That's your hord. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you going now? Not? We're going to give it
Speaker 1: to you. Fuck, I was harder Kine prepared. A sex
Speaker 1: tip I haven't had sex in a life could be
Speaker 1: something you say then sing sex thing. You know what.
Speaker 1: This is something that I did realize though when I
Speaker 1: was living with a boyfriend. Is this is gonna sound
Speaker 1: like a very weird sex tip is only fuck when
Speaker 1: you want to fuck mainly sex. Oh my god, wait,
Speaker 1: that's what I stot to bring up. Okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's so funny because compare I could yeah, because um,
Speaker 1: it was a type of thing where like girls just
Speaker 1: feel this fucking underlying pressure like God to please my man,
Speaker 1: like gotta get on the dick, like every day I
Speaker 1: want to be. I want him to go to his
Speaker 1: friends and say, Jesus Christ, my girlfriend's the best, whatever
Speaker 1: the funk it is, you know. And I would make
Speaker 1: sure to have sex to him every single day or
Speaker 1: every other day or whatever. And I got to a
Speaker 1: point where I was like, you know what, I'm not
Speaker 1: in the fucking mood, and we'll be fucking when I
Speaker 1: want to. And I swear to God, my sex became
Speaker 1: exponentially better because you were when what I wanted to
Speaker 1: and it wasn't like this maintenance thing. Did you find
Speaker 1: yourself turning him down or were you just initiating it
Speaker 1: when you wanted to? Know? I was hurting him down
Speaker 1: because he's gonna try to do it fucking every single
Speaker 1: day or two times a day, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: But the sex just got so much better because I mean,
Speaker 1: you weren't lazy about it. I wasn't lazy. I didn't
Speaker 1: feel like it was this thing we had to do.
Speaker 1: It becomes a chore when you don't want to do
Speaker 1: it right, and then how good is sex. You know,
Speaker 1: when it's been a minute and then you like, fuck
Speaker 1: your guy? How many times a week would you fuck?
Speaker 1: I mean it's still like a few times a week,
Speaker 1: but I'm making it sound like I was like a
Speaker 1: sex late change that three times a day? But I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: that that would be my sex tip. That's actually not
Speaker 1: bad because I think the issue that a lot of
Speaker 1: people have when they write in especially the guys, are
Speaker 1: like how do I get her into it? Or it's like,
Speaker 1: well have you sucked her when she wanted to get fun? Damn?
Speaker 1: How you got right? Right? Yeah? Right? What kind of
Speaker 1: things did you find that he was doing things? Whether
Speaker 1: it be date nights or maybe you were ovulating, Like
Speaker 1: what was it going on? Like what made you more
Speaker 1: in the mood? Did you really just need a day
Speaker 1: or two between or what was it? I just need
Speaker 1: a day or two in between? Like I'm not I
Speaker 1: my sex drive. I'm not in the mood every single day.
Speaker 1: I'm in the mood a few times a week. Honestly,
Speaker 1: we're looking at I get that thing every day. I
Speaker 1: don't need dick every day, but I need to come
Speaker 1: every day. So I talked about Okay, you masturbate but
Speaker 1: I need to. But now that I get dick, I
Speaker 1: don't have to master every day. And then that's the thing.
Speaker 1: My my partner fokes me like five times every time
Speaker 1: he goes. This is like she's lying. No, she's he
Speaker 1: had a huge dick. He goes five times in a row.
Speaker 1: But I didn't seen emotion. He is fine, don't do that.
Speaker 1: He might not be real. He told her that he
Speaker 1: did take beat juice to please. We need exist a bit.
Speaker 1: No beat juice and Seymourt even doing for six year
Speaker 1: old man, isn't taking something like five. I don't know.
Speaker 1: My X was seventeen years older than me. He could
Speaker 1: keep it going. Seventeen years older and he can keep
Speaker 1: it going. Thank you. You would suck me like four
Speaker 1: times in a row in a row, bro, and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, damn still hard nigger. And I know and
Speaker 1: I know, and I know he came because it's either
Speaker 1: on my face and my mouth on me, like we
Speaker 1: like we like to make a mess with what we say.
Speaker 1: So like I know he came, and I'm like, again,
Speaker 1: my ex, you still like to come and look at
Speaker 1: it on me, which I do too because I'm nasty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we four and he would keep coming, like look at
Speaker 1: it on me and then be able to keep sucking me.
Speaker 1: He would just keep coming on the existing come that
Speaker 1: was on you. It was fun. It was kind of
Speaker 1: like next It's like vacation. You don't even a pin
Speaker 1: and each come I won't even in Thailand. It was
Speaker 1: like Thailand, where's the weirdest place a guy has ever
Speaker 1: come on you? Um, in the dressing room of a
Speaker 1: Macy's wait. I was definitely talking about your body. She's like,
Speaker 1: where addressing on your body? Because when on I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think there's been a place
Speaker 1: that has not been come did you working? Point No,
Speaker 1: it was sucked up and we like use like one
Speaker 1: of the T shirts to wipe it up. It was
Speaker 1: really bad. It was fucking bad, dude. This is this
Speaker 1: was some before COVID happened. Um, this is when I
Speaker 1: was living in my parents. We like needed to find
Speaker 1: a place to fund, you know, but I've been I
Speaker 1: don't think there's a place in my body that hasn't
Speaker 1: had come on it before. No, definitely, I don't definitely one.
Speaker 1: Maybe not in the nose toes, Oh yes, I'm sure
Speaker 1: on your feet all the guys I hook up with.
Speaker 1: It's the pullout game, right, yes, So like did you
Speaker 1: have because the pullout game doesn't really work, it's not
Speaker 1: very effective. But I've never had a guy do that
Speaker 1: come in my own hand thing. Maybe when I was younger,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, But I don't know if anyone's ever
Speaker 1: come on my feet though, but also has it been plased.
Speaker 1: I did have someone come on the back of my
Speaker 1: knee once on accident. He wanted to come on my ass,
Speaker 1: but he backed up too much and it was like,
Speaker 1: I was like that on my He's like, it's kind
Speaker 1: of the thought. I was like, no, it's my knee.
Speaker 1: This is weird. He was white, but it could have
Speaker 1: been a chosen place. It's a crevice. People like crevices. Like, so,
Speaker 1: wait with the feet, was it a request or just
Speaker 1: ended up there? I think it just ended up there.
Speaker 1: But I'm thinking about all of my past actual experiences.
Speaker 1: I did a dated guy that had a foot thing.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, he asked if you could like
Speaker 1: come in between my toes. Really, now that I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about it yet, you said, I was like absolutely, but
Speaker 1: I wasn't into the foot thing. Have you guys ever
Speaker 1: had a guy request that show? Now into it? What
Speaker 1: ye give some backstory? Hold on, I'm not Mandy who
Speaker 1: takes ship too far every time a few feet picks
Speaker 1: and because we're in the comments like goddamn. So she's
Speaker 1: like getting us ready for this, right every other episode
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm about to make an only pants for
Speaker 1: my feet. I'm not to make an only fans from
Speaker 1: my feet, right, And she's like, I'm a business. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get the whole page together, and in Mandy's style,
Speaker 1: hires a footographer up show her the video. No, I
Speaker 1: need the video. We are this is for an only fans? Yeah,
Speaker 1: did we interview the guy the footographer? Okay? And I
Speaker 1: can't stop with the fucking jokes. This is the story.
Speaker 1: Like if someone comes out to me on the train
Speaker 1: and they're like, yo, you got a nice ask like
Speaker 1: it's rude, but like thank you. But if someone says
Speaker 1: like I have a nice feet, I feel like they
Speaker 1: want to kill me. You know what I'm saying. It's
Speaker 1: like ya, you really wall and like so I don't
Speaker 1: want to beat and then he's like you'll be hiding
Speaker 1: your toes in your there's music and everything. Oh, god, man,
Speaker 1: my look, I have never seen anything like this in
Speaker 1: my entire crazy ship A little toe rings on his ship.
Speaker 1: I was so excited. Holy shit. Wait, describe what you're
Speaker 1: looking at for the audience. Okay, Mandy is laying on
Speaker 1: her stomach and she is like flexing and then not
Speaker 1: flexing her toes all right now, the feet are rubbing together.
Speaker 1: She had on and then she put them together like
Speaker 1: a little like Oh my god, dude. When the video
Speaker 1: came up, it wasn't laughing out of you know what
Speaker 1: you're laughing because you're laughing laughing because it was so
Speaker 1: you laing at me, not with me. But it's okay, No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't because it was well done. But it's well done.
Speaker 1: I could see some guys paying like crazy money for
Speaker 1: that put music video. I mean, like, like your face
Speaker 1: did you ever pay? You know? The only time I
Speaker 1: put my face was when I was like, y'all gonna
Speaker 1: get these Instagram pictures that I posted. So I posted
Speaker 1: a few of my Instagram pictures. Wait, you were gonna
Speaker 1: do like a jerk off FT video? Right? I was
Speaker 1: gonna get there eventually, and was your guy going to
Speaker 1: do it? Well, that's what I'm saying, He's like, well,
Speaker 1: nothing else to do with these kids. He didn't want
Speaker 1: to do it. You know, you would have done it,
Speaker 1: He would have done it. We just I just got
Speaker 1: to the point where I was just like, videos are
Speaker 1: too much worse. I'm not gonna lie. That's a lie.
Speaker 1: Was Oh my god, yeah, they like they like the
Speaker 1: dudeisode was so crazy the way like when I was like,
Speaker 1: what is it about the feet, he was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. If cited about it, and then like I
Speaker 1: think our engineer at the time pulled up a picture
Speaker 1: of me with no polish on. Remember that. He was like,
Speaker 1: that's it. But time was fun, but it's crazy like
Speaker 1: through this podcast. And I wonder, since you like you
Speaker 1: have a podcast, as what were you talking about all
Speaker 1: your stories? Were there things that when you first started
Speaker 1: the show you weren't into that. Because you just started
Speaker 1: talking so much about things, it almost like became normalized
Speaker 1: because feet did that for me. I used to hate feet.
Speaker 1: Then I started just like now like I put my
Speaker 1: man's toad like in my mouth, like and he puts
Speaker 1: spines holes in his mouth. I'm happy you guys are
Speaker 1: eating each other's feet. Well, it's a nibble. We're not
Speaker 1: eating them. We're not carnivores. Are carnivores cannibals, We're not.
Speaker 1: We're not cannibals. Yes, carnivores, we do. I do eat
Speaker 1: me right, all right? Anyway, that's cool? Do you I
Speaker 1: think that the So, I'm only seven episodes into my
Speaker 1: new show, and I do talk about sex, but it's
Speaker 1: not the entire time. I think that it's going to
Speaker 1: start getting like raunchier and I'm going to ramp it
Speaker 1: up about I mean, I well, first I had to
Speaker 1: talk about the fucking ship that happened to me the
Speaker 1: two episodes, and then um, I started talking about just
Speaker 1: like my life stories I've been bringing on all of
Speaker 1: my friends, closest friends and family, and you know, one
Speaker 1: of my best friend, Fabby, we talked about how we
Speaker 1: did a foursome and we've done threesomes and her and
Speaker 1: I did a foursome with my ex boyfriend. I've done
Speaker 1: it a lot. Rude. Wait, I read because I came
Speaker 1: a little tiny bit prepared but not really I don't
Speaker 1: know advice article and it said, what you guys are
Speaker 1: both bisexual? Do you really do you feel like that's
Speaker 1: accurate I'm definitely the gayer one now that time, she's
Speaker 1: definitely gayer. But my friends, she'd be in relationships with bitches.
Speaker 1: That's all different. I have pisces whatever that means, you know,
Speaker 1: I whatever, she's pregnant. Now she's moving on with her life.
Speaker 1: But no, I mean I felt really in love with
Speaker 1: a girl that, like I dated early twenties, and like
Speaker 1: we kind of came back around. I called her Scissors
Speaker 1: because we always scissard be really into straps. But like
Speaker 1: I fall in love with I don't want to say
Speaker 1: pan sexual because I feel like that's too blanket, but
Speaker 1: like I really fall in love with the femininity of women.
Speaker 1: I think that like it's not for me, Like I
Speaker 1: don't really like butch girls, like I want girls who
Speaker 1: look like girls, and probably because like I like dating
Speaker 1: men for the masculinity in them. But I mean, I
Speaker 1: definitely love eating pussy. Like I thought for a while
Speaker 1: like it was kind of fake because I liked threesomes
Speaker 1: so much. I was like, no, I like vagina. When
Speaker 1: you can eat it alone is when you know you're
Speaker 1: getting So that episode, particularly if I want to hear
Speaker 1: about you eating pussy, we go to that episode episode
Speaker 1: you're talking about. She was next to you. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: felt I've eating a lot of what was it be
Speaker 1: is keep doing just be on your name? And we
Speaker 1: talked about she said I gave great hands. My god,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to beep beep. You know, I definitely
Speaker 1: love doing it. But also it's interesting because Mandy slept
Speaker 1: with friends and I'm always like, I feel like I
Speaker 1: couldn't do it. And Venus was the first one sleep
Speaker 1: with your friend. So when you when you're the girl
Speaker 1: that you had on, could you when you when it happened,
Speaker 1: did it feel sexualized? Like did you feel attracted to
Speaker 1: her after? It was just a moment. It was just
Speaker 1: the moment it was. But but we've had a lot
Speaker 1: of moments together and seifically so and it doesn't change
Speaker 1: your relationship. Right. We have a lot of people also
Speaker 1: who right in who don't know how to go about
Speaker 1: a threesome and always question if they should do it
Speaker 1: with a friend or a stranger. People, that's a number one.
Speaker 1: I get that question all the time too. Uh So,
Speaker 1: I mean, so I watched her funk my boyfriend and
Speaker 1: she is my best friend, like childhood best friend. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie like that ship was cool for a minute,
Speaker 1: literally one minute. Actually don't know the full time it
Speaker 1: was happening. It was fine. And then um, me and
Speaker 1: the X would like be having kinky sex and he'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh yeah, like remember fucking, and he would
Speaker 1: say my friend's name, and then I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: we like you know, I just was at the club
Speaker 1: with this day. He took it where it didn't need
Speaker 1: to go. I think it can work, but I mean,
Speaker 1: if I were going to give advice, like just try
Speaker 1: to do it with a random for sure, I agree.
Speaker 1: I think that, but only because the weight of it
Speaker 1: after you could do it. But see other people enjoy
Speaker 1: friends because they feel safer in that regard. It's almost
Speaker 1: like you know, a friend won't suck your man, but
Speaker 1: that's not true. We've done you cannot trust your friends.
Speaker 1: I just well, alright, So dude, I appreciate you coming
Speaker 1: on and being transparent about that situation because I expected
Speaker 1: you or your team to email us and be like
Speaker 1: you can't and I don't know you didn't know it
Speaker 1: was the first interview. But like I said, I mean,
Speaker 1: I've definitely become a fan of yours from listening because
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed the stories, and I think that it
Speaker 1: reminded me so much of Mandy and I. We weren't
Speaker 1: so guest based until towards you know, the latter part,
Speaker 1: but we used to tell so many wild stories. My
Speaker 1: p in the treehouse like every drug story ever, and
Speaker 1: your p it was an ambient. We could talk about it.
Speaker 1: Also on my episode two, do y'all love this episode?
Speaker 1: Just no, you can go and check us out on something.
Speaker 1: What are we gonna do is they're gonna need more
Speaker 1: they will because we're about to talk about like some
Speaker 1: crazy ship. On the two bullet points, I wrote, Okay, right,
Speaker 1: there's some more crazy ship. Let's get into the homemail
Speaker 1: because this one's point not you guys have so many
Speaker 1: and so we got we honestly, we honestly skipped a
Speaker 1: whole segment too, but it's because we're the horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: Was that okay? Yes? That works? Um? So this one?
Speaker 1: What's on your fucking sure? I just realized, yes, we
Speaker 1: have march that just drop love that shameless plug or
Speaker 1: hive dot com check it, o'cl there's one that's called
Speaker 1: all the way in there. I'm sorry, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: find this one. It was called keep it in the family.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Sounds like some utah sh it. Hey queens,
Speaker 1: love your show, Love you both so much. I suck
Speaker 1: at telling stories, So this is too long. Tell me
Speaker 1: to cut off. Bit, you fucking wrote the ship. Are
Speaker 1: we gonna tell you to cut it off? Now? Before
Speaker 1: it started, I was out at the bar and a
Speaker 1: finance security guard caught my eye. Apparently I caught his
Speaker 1: two because you know them to security guard? Fine, why
Speaker 1: do people love I love a security guard. People'll see
Speaker 1: if they got guns and ship, you know, okay or sticks. Anyways,
Speaker 1: we exchange numbers and we talk and eventually he comes
Speaker 1: over to eat the funk out of my pussy. I
Speaker 1: was crying like Wheezy in the first episodes. Okay, this
Speaker 1: goes on for a few months. He took me to
Speaker 1: the sex shop. We got some toys, but other than that,
Speaker 1: we never went out together. He just came over to
Speaker 1: eat my pussy and funk. When I was totally okay
Speaker 1: with that, Well, my dumbass starts sucking my ex, so
Speaker 1: I put the old dude on the back burner. That
Speaker 1: was my ex for good. Now fast forward to a
Speaker 1: month ago, and on the Graham drunk his funk one night,
Speaker 1: giving the people a blunt rolling lesson. A guy that's
Speaker 1: been following me for years that I have mutual friends
Speaker 1: with d ms me laughing about it and we end
Speaker 1: up chatting exchange numbers. A week later he comes over.
Speaker 1: Things are chill, we smoke and talk fast forward. Now
Speaker 1: we fucked a few times before we hung out. The
Speaker 1: first time I looked through his older post and I
Speaker 1: noticed he had a happy Birthday post to his dad.
Speaker 1: His dad also happens to be the security guard that
Speaker 1: devours my posts. Nor dad knows because it's dad stays
Speaker 1: hitting me up about how much he misses me. Not
Speaker 1: gonna lie I missed that tongue. But I found out
Speaker 1: from the Sun that the dad has a fiance. Anyways,
Speaker 1: is quiet. I've been watching More Deep Poor and lately
Speaker 1: and it really gets me off. But now but I've
Speaker 1: never wanted to do it myself, and now I'm more open.
Speaker 1: How do I bring up the father's son? Do no
Speaker 1: fucking way. I'm to see if there no First, I
Speaker 1: have to let them know that I sucked them both,
Speaker 1: and I hope it goes over well. But do you
Speaker 1: have any suggestions. Is this even legal? Thank you so much,
Speaker 1: so real quick, I just want to say that this
Speaker 1: was one of my fantasies early on in the show.
Speaker 1: What's the fun? Father and son? What is it? You
Speaker 1: don't I get the deep ship, I don't get the father.
Speaker 1: I hold you thet my nigga seventeen years older than
Speaker 1: me and niggas we having kids at seventeen, I can
Speaker 1: see it. See, okay, he would have father son celebrity
Speaker 1: do what? We would all fuck? What's Jason mos? No,
Speaker 1: he's not that, so I what maybe that'll wrong for
Speaker 1: you because you're gold. He is not even closed. So
Speaker 1: I do have a father's son do it. But I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say it because I actually talked to the
Speaker 1: son now, So okay, like I know, we need to know,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not gonna say we need to know now, Okay,
Speaker 1: So see there's one we can consider. I thought that
Speaker 1: was it because everybody he's always at the influencer parties.
Speaker 1: No not Christian but Christian, and did he could do it?
Speaker 1: You know how old is Jason Momo's kid got to
Speaker 1: be a teenager. I'm sorry, but when I say celebrity,
Speaker 1: I want to Funa. Okay, I got my way to
Speaker 1: I got Oh he's my number one? Is Jaden Smith
Speaker 1: e teenya? Yeah, so him and Will and he's a
Speaker 1: little weird. He would dude, he would do some weird
Speaker 1: I get that he would do Jaden and Will I
Speaker 1: would do is Willow? Wait? Why are you like the daughter?
Speaker 1: I don't know Willow? Willow and Will Smith? No, okay,
Speaker 1: why does that feel d Why why is father's son? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: actually we don't know my father's daughter is weird. I'm
Speaker 1: really this is all weird on mom and daughter. No,
Speaker 1: that's how old? No? Wait, wait, what do you? What
Speaker 1: are you hot? Father son celebrity duo? Let me see,
Speaker 1: I can't think of anyone's son Will and Wow, Will
Speaker 1: and Jaden like Ben and Jerry Stiller The fuck not
Speaker 1: the ice cream Ben Stiller, Ben Stiller and Jerry Jerry
Speaker 1: wrote this ship. But this is a Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 1: Clint Eastwood's old white people. That's with Will and Jade
Speaker 1: and John and keep us there was I really don't
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I don't know who wrote this
Speaker 1: business insider who they're not sucking over there? Okay, so
Speaker 1: what do the advice, the advice that I would give
Speaker 1: to her. Um, I mean, tell them both, see how
Speaker 1: they respond to it. Maybe this is something that has
Speaker 1: happened to them before, and if it's happened to them before,
Speaker 1: then introduce maybe everyone joining into feels like I need
Speaker 1: to know the age, Like if the sun is too young,
Speaker 1: I feel like it would be let's say he's twenty
Speaker 1: or twenty one, the dad's forty, Like, I feel like
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a larger gap. I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, first and foremost, like she needs to let
Speaker 1: them know and see how they fucking react, and then
Speaker 1: you can bring up the dad. The dad is engaged now,
Speaker 1: so maybe if you want a DP situation, maybe you
Speaker 1: should just consider going like doing one with the son
Speaker 1: and someone else. Well, the dad obviously doesn't give a
Speaker 1: fun clearly because the dad, Okay, the dad. Do guys
Speaker 1: fuck in front of their sons? Like is that? Like? Ay,
Speaker 1: sure they do? I feel like I feel like, I mean, ship,
Speaker 1: I know Boosy do begin his own thing. He's weird.
Speaker 1: More men think that Boosey was okay with what he
Speaker 1: did with his kids. So contact Sophia and listeners. I
Speaker 1: don't know a little Boosy the Rapper. Some of us
Speaker 1: know him from Wipe Me Down. He's like or in
Speaker 1: d e p oh, but I'm not gonna be wrong.
Speaker 1: So it's like really known for like pushing weird homosexuality
Speaker 1: should especially when Dayane Wade's kid um came out his
Speaker 1: trans and like he's just really weird and over sexualizes
Speaker 1: ship all the time. And we found out that a
Speaker 1: little fit all right, So we found out that uh,
Speaker 1: he basically had his son's dick sucked by a girl
Speaker 1: he was sucking, and like we talk all this stuff
Speaker 1: about how he was like pushing you know, women on
Speaker 1: which obviously we know wouldn't be okay for a little girl.
Speaker 1: So it's like super strick. He's just hyper sexualizes kids really,
Speaker 1: Like I just feel like, uh, fathers and sons have
Speaker 1: more of an open relationship. We're talking about sex. The
Speaker 1: Mormon daughters wouldn't do that, no, because I talked to
Speaker 1: my mom about a ton of sucking together. So okay,
Speaker 1: but you're saying so he would literally like set up
Speaker 1: his son to get his dick sucked by another girl
Speaker 1: when his son was like twelve thirteen. That's sucking that's
Speaker 1: that's it. I don't like that, but I think so
Speaker 1: for for this this is okay because it's my fan
Speaker 1: of Tree. I mean, do you do you have a
Speaker 1: fight for our listener because I don't know. We're all
Speaker 1: kind of just like, but you she fought both of them,
Speaker 1: all right, she already sucked both of them. It's not
Speaker 1: really her decision, like she needs to think she should.
Speaker 1: She's she's trying to jump into the DP question and
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell her Seedie slowed down for two seconds.
Speaker 1: Let them know that you both of them, see how
Speaker 1: they react, and then bring it up. So she also
Speaker 1: was illegal. They're not sucking each other, so I think
Speaker 1: it's legal. Yeah, I mean they're the heads of both
Speaker 1: of their penises. Might hit each other in their deepens.
Speaker 1: The illegal about and bread shit? Yes, like instead but
Speaker 1: inst like that's when you have kids though, but you
Speaker 1: can't take incest is illegal. It's illegal. It's just weird.
Speaker 1: He's illegal on everybody think that's researching something. And I
Speaker 1: damn sure. I am didn't marry his cousin's A lot
Speaker 1: of celebrities married like people that were related to them
Speaker 1: in some way. American. Yes, they're there. I mean they
Speaker 1: were white. But let's see sexual relations between family members
Speaker 1: who are not spouses, formally known as incest. What the
Speaker 1: fund is it now is illegal across the US because
Speaker 1: it could harm. Because the harm it could cause family relationships.
Speaker 1: Um Incest often can be charged as a violation of
Speaker 1: child abuse child molestation if it's a child, yes, but
Speaker 1: to consenting adults, if they could this bitch, they can't
Speaker 1: go to jail. His father and son. This doesn't like.
Speaker 1: But you're not a child for your whole life, you
Speaker 1: become an adult. This is crazy. I can you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? You know what you think? Dad? And
Speaker 1: you would look across pearl the cross. That's funny. It
Speaker 1: looks like this ship is illegal. No, it's oh look okay,
Speaker 1: there's a world map. It's green over here. But for
Speaker 1: the United States, it says there's a prison sentence regarding
Speaker 1: incense incense incense incessed between consenting adults. So there's some
Speaker 1: states in the middle. Nevada is one. I guess maybe
Speaker 1: in Vegas you can get it. In Vegas they allowed prostitution.
Speaker 1: They need to get their whole lives together. They conflicted
Speaker 1: over else. So girl, let them take you to Vegas.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you anyway, Well, before
Speaker 1: we get out of here, Sofia, please let everyone know
Speaker 1: where they can listen to you and what they can
Speaker 1: expect more from you. Yes, So my podcast is Sophia
Speaker 1: with an f UM. You can access it anywhere you
Speaker 1: listen to podcasts. It comes out every Thursday. I talked
Speaker 1: about I talked about who ship, Um, I really talked
Speaker 1: about everything. But yes, there's like an emphasis on sex
Speaker 1: and all the gross ship I've done. Let's not call
Speaker 1: it gross. Let's that's not empowering I've done. And that's
Speaker 1: pretty much it. I love it. It's a fun show.
Speaker 1: I've only heard two episodes so far, but I loved them.
Speaker 1: That's actually did a great job. Thank you so much.
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Speaker 1: In the description of this episode, Uh, Sofia, thank you
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Speaker 1: once again, this has been yet another episode of horror Decision. Baby, wait,
Speaker 1: let me explain before please start, girl, I'm about to
Speaker 1: have it's about to be some ship. How did I
Speaker 1: okay with this? Like wait you come? Wait my ass
Speaker 1: hit the Street Show? So it's gonna be like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: So so Medina is going to say, uh, some sort
Speaker 1: of sentence and we're gonna lead into this kind of
Speaker 1: as well. Um, I do want to give kudos to
Speaker 1: Jaden x D who do Nigga Peace Theater? Uh did
Speaker 1: you do it by chapters? So they created a Nigga
Speaker 1: Pease Theater and what it is, it's it's a book.
Speaker 1: But each of them write a chapter back and forth
Speaker 1: and they don't know what's gonna happen with the characters.
Speaker 1: But that reason, yes, So hopefully we can just get
Speaker 1: some poetry going to where we don't know where we're going,
Speaker 1: but we go somewhere and hopefully so so Medina, do
Speaker 1: you want to start? Let's such, Let's set the scene first. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's do a poetry. Let's do a place, think of
Speaker 1: a place where we at where. Oh I had something
Speaker 1: in my mind. I was ready to OK. Let's just
Speaker 1: red the next time we need to pick up and
Speaker 1: what's going on? Let's prett silent crame. I love you,
Speaker 1: you don't love me, and I'm like, see this how
Speaker 1: you end up on murder mysteries. I'm like, baby, please,
Speaker 1: I need that. I won't that. Don't you like that ass? Clap? Baby?
Speaker 1: I told you what this was from the beginning. I
Speaker 1: don't know why you want to do more. But there's
Speaker 1: the door because I ain't doing this. You've got laugh all.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be the nigga bro. Y'all. This is
Speaker 1: what we gonna work on. You gotta laugh while I
Speaker 1: beat the nigga. Hold on, all right, I gave you
Speaker 1: what you wanted. I licked that pussy. I stuck it
Speaker 1: in your boota hole. But now, but now I'm gonna
Speaker 1: show you that dog because we're done. We're done. But
Speaker 1: didn't you have fun? I waited? I waited in front
Speaker 1: of the microwave. For them honey buns. They was turning,
Speaker 1: they was twirling. I'm swirling and you don't even one.
Speaker 1: But I don't know what that was a good rug.
Speaker 1: That was a good run. Me yay, y'all, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get to where we're not laughing. Maybe we gotta we
Speaker 1: can't record this, lie. We gotta do it to where
Speaker 1: we could have may edit the ship up. Really, we
Speaker 1: can't start juggling while I'm trying to be the nigga bro,
Speaker 1: because I was about to sit here and give it
Speaker 1: to you like a nigga this about you would be
Speaker 1: your feelings. We gotta do it. We gotta do it, y'all.
Speaker 1: Let us know what you think too. And you know what,
Speaker 1: maybe we'll let the patrons give us the scene and
Speaker 1: what's going on. That would be great. So we gotta
Speaker 1: come up with a name for it, um. But basically
Speaker 1: what we'll do is we'll give you guys, like anywhere
Speaker 1: from two to four minutes of of a poem that
Speaker 1: takes us in all different directions. So maybe maybe we
Speaker 1: could do you know, a nigga one in his girl
Speaker 1: to get an abortion, or maybe we can do we
Speaker 1: do have to have side check chronicles. We definitely have
Speaker 1: to do a woman to woman about a niggas where
Speaker 1: one of us don't even want the nigga and you're
Speaker 1: coming to me about the nigga. I think I think
Speaker 1: another one we should do. I know you inside and
Speaker 1: I know that's my man, bitch. Do you gotta plan?
Speaker 1: Be okay? Calm down? How you already starting? I mean
Speaker 1: I think we should also do uh devil dick. You
Speaker 1: drove me crazy with the dick you gave me, baby, Alright,
Speaker 1: see you see how you go, y'all. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you how we did this on Instagram live and it
Speaker 1: started off real sexy and then Medina went and then
Speaker 1: there was an itch and I was burning. I was like,
Speaker 1: this started off for really good, and now you made
Speaker 1: me get get our little outlete, our person plays and things,
Speaker 1: and we got it and no, las do person plays
Speaker 1: and thing. No, bro, you can't laugh because I really
Speaker 1: put voice on. I was putting my knoy do