WEBVTT - The One About Trolling Howie Mandel

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<v Speaker 1>He hello, gorgeous. It is a la la kent frush

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<v Speaker 1>back from Let's see, we did New York for Watcher

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<v Speaker 1>Happens Live, we did Palm Springs. While everybody was like

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<v Speaker 1>Coachella ing their asses off, I was full side with

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<v Speaker 1>my bill boo. I'm feeling like we have something fun

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<v Speaker 1>going on in the office today.

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<v Speaker 2>We have something fun going on. And also, how are

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<v Speaker 2>you feeling, because as your assistant, I've been watching you

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<v Speaker 2>work literally NonStop for maybe the past ten days, and

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<v Speaker 2>I know Palm Springs is like a break, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>still kind of a lot traveling there and traveling back.

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<v Speaker 1>No, or are you like, actually, I've kind of conquered

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<v Speaker 1>the time of when to leave and when to come home.

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<v Speaker 1>But I flew back from New York Thursday. Yep. I

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<v Speaker 1>landed at two thirty. It took an hour to get

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<v Speaker 1>from Lax back home, and when I got home, I

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<v Speaker 1>literally went potty, grabbed some perriers, and drove to Palm

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<v Speaker 1>Springs and it took four and a half hours to

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<v Speaker 1>get there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's insane. Why didn't you wait? Did you just want

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<v Speaker 2>to get it over with her?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? I looked at flights and the only flight they

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<v Speaker 1>had leaving left it like seven forty five and landed

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<v Speaker 1>at like eight twenty, and I'm like, well, if I

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<v Speaker 1>leave now, I'm gonna get there at eight twenty anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So I listened to Murder I have.

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<v Speaker 2>I listened to Murder Murder podcasts?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like, what do you mean which podcast? Dateline? I

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<v Speaker 1>just signed up for the two ninety nine a month subscription.

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<v Speaker 2>Fancy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I was like, you know what, I'm gonna splurge.

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<v Speaker 1>But before we get into all things vander Pump Rules

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<v Speaker 1>and watch What Happens Live, I would like to congratulate

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<v Speaker 1>myself that my STD test came back absolutely negative on

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<v Speaker 1>all fronts, and it's so oh. I walk in and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm back for my SDD checks, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because I just think, even though I do use protection,

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<v Speaker 1>I just think that if you're going to be sexually active,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to have manners and we should all be

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<v Speaker 1>getting checked. The last time I went in was to

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<v Speaker 1>get checked because my person was fucking around and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my god, I need to see just

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<v Speaker 1>because I was looking at like the caliber of women

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<v Speaker 1>he was messing around with, and I'm like, Yo, these

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<v Speaker 1>motherfuckers got something there's like no doubt, right, So I

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<v Speaker 1>go in to get checked. Everything came back fine. So

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<v Speaker 1>this round, I walk in and my doc is like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh. Last time you came in to do this,

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<v Speaker 1>it was because your like world had fallen apart and

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<v Speaker 1>your guy was disgusting. And now you're here because you've

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<v Speaker 1>been out having fun. That's so cute.

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<v Speaker 2>He loves he cares about you.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. So he texted me over the weekend and

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you're all good. Everything came back there fecto.

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<v Speaker 2>Squeaky clean bad So good for me. Okay, Cookie, were

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<v Speaker 2>you nervous or were you just like no but or

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<v Speaker 2>like you said, You're like, no, I just do this

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<v Speaker 2>to be polite.

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<v Speaker 1>You always get nervous, Yeah, you know, yeah, you always

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<v Speaker 1>get nervous to do that kind of stuff. Yeah, even

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<v Speaker 1>though I knew that it was going to come back clean,

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<v Speaker 1>You're now the first when I went, you know, last year,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm freaking out.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, that would have been tough. If if that

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<v Speaker 2>would have been tough to deal with, Like let's say

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<v Speaker 2>just the mindset of like that would happen to you,

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<v Speaker 2>like the universe, not saying the universe did that too.

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<v Speaker 2>But if the terrible thing with your ex happened and

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<v Speaker 2>then you had an sed on top of it, it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck? What? What did I do so bad

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<v Speaker 2>in my past that karma's now coming with you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? My biggest thing was that when I did it

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<v Speaker 1>back then, I was like, how Like, it's one thing

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<v Speaker 1>to do me dirty like this, but this is what

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<v Speaker 1>you've been out doing. And I gave birth vaginally. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you realize what could have happened to ocean had I

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<v Speaker 1>had something and I had no idea, you stupid fucking loser.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even think of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, yes, the first thing that I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>thank god, Oh so well, congrats congrats to me. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're sexually active with multiple partners, please make sure you

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<v Speaker 1>get checked often. Anyway, let's talk about vander Pump rules.

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<v Speaker 2>Vander Pump rules. Oh God, I want to hear thoughts

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<v Speaker 2>on this episode because all I gotta say is, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>your looks were on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>Well again, I had to wear my hair back the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time because I looked like a wet papion the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time in Mexico, So it was like the hair's

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<v Speaker 1>going back. I did not realize how brutal my comment

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<v Speaker 1>came across to Sina when I was like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>where you're getting it twisted. It's the most important day

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<v Speaker 1>for you, It is not the most important day for

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<v Speaker 1>everyone else here. Brutal. Okay, it was pretty brutal. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it was honest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought that was, but maybe this isn't the majority.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that was honest, straightforward, like, look, this is

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<v Speaker 2>the reality of it, because that's how it is for everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say that to my sister.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was because she was saying, this is

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<v Speaker 1>not Katie's vacation, this is my wedding, and I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>Katie doesn't care about your wedding. Most people here don't

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<v Speaker 1>care about your wedding. Not people attending, but people who

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<v Speaker 1>are vacationing, right, They're not sitting there going we can't

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<v Speaker 1>vacation because there's a wedding happening, right. So that's where

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to come from. Because she was saying,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not Katie's vacation. I said, you got that twisted.

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<v Speaker 1>It is Katie's vacation. Katie doesn't care about your wedding, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all so I mean I feel like I'm allowed

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<v Speaker 2>to say this. It was the to be have been

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<v Speaker 2>considered the quote unquote cast trip. Katie's not going to

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<v Speaker 2>miss that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Katie was like, you know what, fuck this,

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<v Speaker 1>I have I spent money, I'm going to this resort,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm enjoying. Christina Kelly can come and We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>have the best time ever. And it was a bummer

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<v Speaker 1>because I actually like, we did have fun, you and

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<v Speaker 1>Katie and Christina. Yes, yeah, And I felt like the

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<v Speaker 1>trip for them looked like a huge mistake, which, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, you ask Katie and she says, huge mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have never gone. Really yeah, the great TV, great.

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<v Speaker 2>Great TV. They looked I mean, everyone looked beautiful. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I was furious with Schwartz and all of that with Katie,

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<v Speaker 2>especially this past episode. But but I'm shock. I'm surprised

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<v Speaker 2>that they would say what.

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<v Speaker 1>About losin to mind me? Was this the dinner where

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, I think you're drunk and I think

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<v Speaker 1>you're a loser.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, she killed it, but he I mean I was enraged.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't fucking touch my sushi. Number one, don't come up

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<v Speaker 2>to my table messy and.

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<v Speaker 1>Drunk with your foggy glasses touch.

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<v Speaker 2>My food after you made out with this girl that.

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<v Speaker 1>We all know well. And we go to the cave

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<v Speaker 1>and Schwartzy comes up right before we're getting on the

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<v Speaker 1>bus and he's like, she's still mad. I was like, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>it happened less than twenty four hours ago. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean she's still mad? I love that Andy asked

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<v Speaker 1>the question about or was it Gillian someone when I

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<v Speaker 1>did watch What Happens on Wednesday said was he was

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<v Speaker 1>Sandoval seeding with jealousy when he kept saying Raquel, Raquel.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm so glad that that was brought up because

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't take it as like a jealousy thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>took it as, like Andy said, gleeful.

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<v Speaker 2>That they got the attention away.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, don't you think one hundred percent because everyone

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<v Speaker 1>was fixated on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, one hundred percent. And I also think it's almost

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<v Speaker 2>like another way I took it. And I may be

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<v Speaker 2>totally off on this, but like spicy, like ooh, she's

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<v Speaker 2>being a little like a bad girl. We just had

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<v Speaker 2>sex last week and now she's making out with my friends,

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<v Speaker 2>so naughty like it again.

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<v Speaker 1>He reminds me of a little somebody sand of all

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<v Speaker 1>does where it's like the grossness gets him off. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, oh my girl, we're like fucking behind the scenes,

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<v Speaker 1>and now she's making out with my best friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, oh right, I wish we had a video just

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<v Speaker 2>for that moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, it's so sick.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's what I got. And then Arianna like amazing

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<v Speaker 2>love her, but she's like, you like saying what we're

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<v Speaker 2>all thinking, ew, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Stop? Yeah, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Stop fucking weirdo? Stop saying Riquel ll you weirdo. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's before she even knew anything. But still, and also

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<v Speaker 2>just so I'm clear, like they've already hooked up, right, correct, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>just making that clear. Yes, and they've hooked up, possibly

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<v Speaker 2>even on this trip.

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<v Speaker 1>Will they admit that. No, But I also think that

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot that's that they're not sharing. Of course. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So the trip then goes into you know, Shina wanted

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<v Speaker 1>me there for every single thing, and I got that,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm also not a bridesmaid. Yeah, And did you

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<v Speaker 1>see when they go into the cave, the the facial

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<v Speaker 1>or like body scrubs that they're making my name tag?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this? She knew I wasn't going. I told her

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<v Speaker 1>that from the beginning.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh she did.

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<v Speaker 1>I said to her, I'm not coming to that. It's

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<v Speaker 1>for your bridesmaids. I'm not a bridesmaid. I'm not a bridesmaid.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad you clarified that, because that made me like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>she thought she was coming.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she always knew I was not coming to that

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<v Speaker 1>because it was only for the bridesmaids, which, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>where were all the other bridesmaids? Because it was only Courtney,

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<v Speaker 1>Arianna and Raqueut.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that was another reason I was like, Oh, she

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<v Speaker 2>did it with her special girls. I didn't realize it

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<v Speaker 2>was for the bridesmaids. I thought it was like a

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<v Speaker 2>special girl's spot.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was the bridesmaid's thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh do you feel differently now about not attending everything?

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<v Speaker 2>That you and Sheena are maybe arguably even closer now.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you grow closer.

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<v Speaker 1>It would have been different, Oh really had if her

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<v Speaker 1>wedding was happening now, I would have been at everything. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But at that point in time, it was just it

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<v Speaker 1>was still funky. We had found a good middle ground

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<v Speaker 1>for us. She knew like Katie was my rider die

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<v Speaker 1>she knew I said to her in that scene with

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<v Speaker 1>me sitting on the bed telling her I'm not going, which,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, to the rehearsal dinner. She literally says, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>at the hibachi dinner, all right, now we're gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>and figure out walking. Why would I go to a

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<v Speaker 1>dinner with a bunch of people who are walking in

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<v Speaker 1>the wedding. Same with James. James isn't in the wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>Why we got to sit down and be a part

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<v Speaker 1>of a dinner that's for it's a rehearsal dinner. Rehearsal

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<v Speaker 1>dinners are for people who are in the wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>The Habachi was the rehearsal dinner. Yes, I thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was just dinner before the rehearse I wasn't even putting

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<v Speaker 2>two and together. Yeah, that would have been weird. Then

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<v Speaker 2>what would you have done? I guess leave with James

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<v Speaker 2>and Alley after.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's shit. It was like, wait, so I have

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<v Speaker 1>to sit here through dinner, but I ain't good enough

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<v Speaker 1>to walk and I don't understand. Yeah, now, which, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, it is different now. Number one, I would

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<v Speaker 1>have been a bridesmaid, which technically I am because she

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<v Speaker 1>cropped out Raquel's space and put my head on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Does it look a little off because I have a

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<v Speaker 1>very petite frame and petite head. Yes, but that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize how big Raquel's head was. Oh she

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<v Speaker 1>got a bobble head, and this is coming from another bobblehead,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, yeah, yeah, bobblehead. And I totally proportionate to

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<v Speaker 1>her body because she's very tall. But when they showed

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<v Speaker 1>on Watch Wappins, I have the before and after, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit, I know that was so funny and so well done,

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<v Speaker 2>as opposed to yours, which wasn't the best crop job,

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<v Speaker 2>might I add, but it was mine hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>But I feel like that's what's funny about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was absolutely I was dying. No guys, find you

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<v Speaker 2>behind the scenes. I'm with Lalla. I go to my room,

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<v Speaker 2>we're in the hotel, and watch what happens. Like I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't gone for more than three and a half minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>and I open Instagram and it there it is. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, what is she getting into?

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<v Speaker 1>And everyone's like, why is it so big? Because Raquel's

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<v Speaker 1>head is big and I had to make my face

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<v Speaker 1>bigger to fit onto her head. Again, this is not

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<v Speaker 1>an insult. Her head is in proportion to her tall

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<v Speaker 1>fra body. Yeah, her frame, yeah, but I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I was due small. Yes, Before we get into absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>clocking exactly in that moment, I was pray, you were

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<v Speaker 2>taking me to church when you clocked Raquel. You clocked

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<v Speaker 2>Raquel for who she was twice in that episode, and

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it was just like, it made my night.

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<v Speaker 2>But before we get into that, I want I do

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<v Speaker 2>want to say because I wrote it in my notes.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, proud this is what I wrote.

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<v Speaker 2>Proud of James for the way he acted toward Schwartz.

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<v Speaker 1>Best scene ever.

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<v Speaker 2>I you're talking where he was sitting next to the

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<v Speaker 2>lounge chair. I was literally standing. I was like holding

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<v Speaker 2>tensing on my come on, James, you can do it.

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<v Speaker 2>And at the end of that scene, I'm like, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>See, he was like, what you're not gonna do is

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<v Speaker 1>sit here make out with my ex fiance and then

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<v Speaker 1>ask my girlfriend to back you up on it exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he was like, don't touch my leg yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was calm about it. And so I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>necessarily backtracking what I said last week. Maybe I am.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but I think Ali was probably a

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<v Speaker 2>proponent of that, which is so great, as in like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they've had a talk or not,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think he was sitting there next to Ali

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<v Speaker 2>and he wanted to make her proud because we've seen

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<v Speaker 2>in the episodes she's not great with confrontations.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't like it. Now she's a normal person.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he was upset, you could tell, but he

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<v Speaker 2>was like he took a page from the La La book.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't but he definitely took a page from someone's book.

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<v Speaker 2>That was like, Yes, I was so proud.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, bravo, my other Really I loved this moment.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if anyone else loved it as much

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<v Speaker 1>as I did. But when Katie goes, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>light them both on fire, and I'm like, I have chills,

0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:21.520
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, like so nervous. When I saw Katie

0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:25.880
<v Speaker 1>go into that mode, I was like, holy, we're watching

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<v Speaker 1>the Godfather right now.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that was amazing. She was like I set them

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<v Speaker 2>both down, crying my eyes out.

0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:38.920
<v Speaker 1>I set them both down tears in my eyears WHOA no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, And that cave was absolutely spectacular. I wish

0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:45.720
<v Speaker 1>they would have shown more because they set down these oysters?

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<v Speaker 1>What are the kind that are heated? Why can I

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<v Speaker 1>not think of them?

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<v Speaker 2>He did baked oysters?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're called something. Okay, I would remember, but I

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<v Speaker 1>can't remember right now. I'm foggy because we have a

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<v Speaker 1>big day coppening right now. I can't tell you. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't tell you what it is, Harry. But they're sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there and they're bubbling, and all of a sudden, they

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<v Speaker 1>explode all over all of us. I was like, am

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<v Speaker 1>I blisterd?

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<v Speaker 2>Am I blosterred?

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<v Speaker 1>My mouth? Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Why did they cut Maybe it'll be a never before

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<v Speaker 2>seen They cut.

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<v Speaker 1>It out because they had to fit ten minutes of

0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Lisa vander Pump and Greg into the episode. Not mad

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<v Speaker 1>about it, but just saying we do get cut down

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<v Speaker 1>because they got to fit that in. Oh, not mad

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<v Speaker 1>about it again. Give the Queen her throne keeper on there.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually like Greg, now you know? Yeah, Well, now

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<v Speaker 1>that I see the two Toms acting like buffoons, I'm like, no,

0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:40.600
<v Speaker 1>wonder you so pissed off all the time. I'd be

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<v Speaker 1>pissed off too. You're who I invested in? Fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I am interested in that journey because I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know where it goes. Is Greg is is it Creig?

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<v Speaker 1>Or Greg?

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<v Speaker 2>Is Greg's still in the picture. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know either. I don't know what's happening with

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurant, don't know, don't care. All I know is

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<v Speaker 1>like I told Sena, your wedding is happening to me

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<v Speaker 1>and we will all be there to support you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the wedding was absolutely beautiful. Did you cry sobbed anytime? Well?

0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Number one, there was a rainbow. You know, Sina suffered

0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:16.560
<v Speaker 1>a miscarriage, so it was just like, oh my gosh,

0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:19.040
<v Speaker 1>this is And then bra crying is just a whole

0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:22.360
<v Speaker 1>different that's opening a whole new can of cries. When

0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:26.440
<v Speaker 1>I see Brock cry, and then when I see a

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<v Speaker 1>woman walk down the aisle with her dad or they

0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:33.400
<v Speaker 1>have a dance, I lose my mind. And I think, obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>with everything I've been through, I never want to get

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<v Speaker 1>married because I just don't see the point. I'm wounded.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine, I'm good with it, but also it just

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't feel right. It's similar to when I tell my mom,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't people are gonna come for me for this

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<v Speaker 1>but I have told my mom. Recently I've lighted up

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<v Speaker 1>a bit, but in the past I've said I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want you to find another partner, and if you do,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's not like my parents got divorced. Okay, my

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<v Speaker 1>dad died and I'm like, I'm sorry if you find

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<v Speaker 1>someone like they're not going to be holding my baby

0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:08.040
<v Speaker 1>when my dad didn't even get to hold my baby. Like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not happening. I'm not walking down an aisle if

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<v Speaker 1>my dad doesn't get to do that. I'm fucking emotional today.

0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:21.359
<v Speaker 1>What is going on? It's an emotional day. So yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I did cry my eyes out. We also had an

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<v Speaker 1>epic cave party that they cut the entire thing out,

0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:28.159
<v Speaker 1>which it was in the trailer. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you remember. I'm dancing and I like put my hands

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<v Speaker 1>up by my boob in the camera. No, that's it, Oh,

0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:36.199
<v Speaker 1>that's l But in the trailer I like grabbed my

0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:39.240
<v Speaker 1>boobs on making like hideous face. But that was in

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<v Speaker 1>the cave that James was djaying. I was living my

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<v Speaker 1>best life and they cut all that out. Was that wedding, yes, yes, no,

0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:50.720
<v Speaker 1>it was like the after party, like the reception where

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<v Speaker 1>can you watch it, I think on Sheena's Patreon or

0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:56.560
<v Speaker 1>her YouTube channel. Amazing, Yeah, so watch it because it

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<v Speaker 1>was fucking lit.

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<v Speaker 2>They're a beautiful couple.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, she No and Brock And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand, Like, you never want to have a baby again,

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<v Speaker 1>like a newborn. Yeah, she does want another baby, but

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<v Speaker 1>and she talks about this on her podcast that she

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<v Speaker 1>has OCD and I believe it's called postpartum OCD. But

0:18:15.560 --> 0:18:20.720
<v Speaker 1>when Summer Moon was an infant, she was constantly terrified

0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:23.199
<v Speaker 1>that Summer was going to die. And she's like, I

0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:26.680
<v Speaker 1>never want another newborn ever again. And I'm like, totally understandable,

0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:29.360
<v Speaker 1>but like, you make the cutest kid.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, so cute coming down the aisle and then

0:18:32.640 --> 0:18:35.000
<v Speaker 2>doesn't throw the flowers until she sits down, and then

0:18:35.080 --> 0:18:35.960
<v Speaker 2>she's like is she.

0:18:36.480 --> 0:18:39.680
<v Speaker 1>And to see how big she's gotten even since then

0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:44.040
<v Speaker 1>is adorable, insane.

0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:47.480
<v Speaker 2>And we just talk about you clocked.

0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:51.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, yes, talk about that, because much happened in.

0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:52.200
<v Speaker 2>A week, So much happened.

0:18:52.240 --> 0:18:56.080
<v Speaker 1>I trolled Howie Mandel Mandel.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's talk about you clocking Raquel. And then we

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<v Speaker 2>go to that, so Raquel comes up to you she

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<v Speaker 2>wants to appoes about her calling you whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>A mistress, bimbo a hat before.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys left for the wedding. Personal opinion, I absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>do not one hundred thousand percent think she came up

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<v Speaker 2>to you to apologize. She came up to you to

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<v Speaker 2>disguise it as I'm going to be the bigger woman

0:19:20.400 --> 0:19:21.760
<v Speaker 2>and I haven't insane apology.

0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:25.600
<v Speaker 1>Knowing after all of her stupid insults the camaran, I

0:19:25.640 --> 0:19:26.920
<v Speaker 1>could have been a bit and been like I don't

0:19:26.920 --> 0:19:28.880
<v Speaker 1>want her o on the catamaran, bitch, this ain't your wedding.

0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Exactly what planet do you think you have that power?

0:19:30.880 --> 0:19:33.359
<v Speaker 1>And then talking about you at Habachi like and like

0:19:33.440 --> 0:19:35.920
<v Speaker 1>it's la la I've for I had to rewind it

0:19:35.960 --> 0:19:37.560
<v Speaker 1>one hundred times because I was like, I don't understand.

0:19:37.560 --> 0:19:39.040
<v Speaker 1>And then it was like they made it a chicken.

0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:41.399
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I haven't been called a chicken since

0:19:41.440 --> 0:19:43.040
<v Speaker 1>like dodgeball.

0:19:42.480 --> 0:19:44.200
<v Speaker 2>And chicken get scared or something.

0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:46.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she said, because she's too chicken to come to it,

0:19:46.840 --> 0:19:50.439
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I'm literally playing dodgeball in Pe

0:19:50.440 --> 0:19:53.720
<v Speaker 1>in the fourth grade with socks because we couldn't use balls.

0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:58.560
<v Speaker 1>We had to use socks rolled up socks a chicken.

0:19:58.760 --> 0:20:02.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's not even I just I just ignored it

0:20:02.080 --> 0:20:04.440
<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, it's some stupid comment that I don't understand.

0:20:05.320 --> 0:20:08.480
<v Speaker 2>So I don't think she was. She knew, And this

0:20:08.520 --> 0:20:11.320
<v Speaker 2>is my opinion, She's like, I'm gonna look like a

0:20:11.320 --> 0:20:13.280
<v Speaker 2>bigger person because what's gonna happen is I'm gonna go

0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:16.520
<v Speaker 2>up and try to apologize, she's gonna say something, I'm

0:20:16.560 --> 0:20:19.800
<v Speaker 2>gonna rebuttal and then it's gonna make a great dramatic moment.

0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:23.080
<v Speaker 2>And this is my opinion. And that's what happened, except

0:20:23.760 --> 0:20:27.000
<v Speaker 2>it's you and she forgot that for a moment and

0:20:27.040 --> 0:20:27.719
<v Speaker 2>you clocked her.

0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:29.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I clocked her.

0:20:29.320 --> 0:20:30.040
<v Speaker 2>You cocked her?

0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:33.000
<v Speaker 1>How did that happen? One of the best Miss Cleo.

0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:35.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, I want to know in that moment, had you

0:20:35.600 --> 0:20:37.520
<v Speaker 2>been thinking about that or did it just come to you.

0:20:37.720 --> 0:20:40.720
<v Speaker 1>I was watching her maneuver for the past however many

0:20:40.760 --> 0:20:44.239
<v Speaker 1>months and was like, Wow, why I've been triggered for

0:20:44.280 --> 0:20:49.359
<v Speaker 1>so long has appeared in the last couple months right there.

0:20:49.560 --> 0:20:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Hey La, this is why you're triggered. This is why

0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:52.680
<v Speaker 1>you're triggered.

0:20:53.000 --> 0:20:55.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And it was crazy?

0:20:55.359 --> 0:20:55.600
<v Speaker 1>Was it?

0:20:55.640 --> 0:20:59.119
<v Speaker 2>After she made out with Schwartz. That just solidified it.

0:20:59.119 --> 0:21:03.360
<v Speaker 1>It was the way that I saw her with dudes. Mm.

0:21:04.000 --> 0:21:07.560
<v Speaker 1>It was like the Schwartz conversations at the very beginning

0:21:07.640 --> 0:21:10.280
<v Speaker 1>of the season. It was then like, Hey, Oliver's kind

0:21:10.280 --> 0:21:12.119
<v Speaker 1>of cute. Oh, I'm going to make out with Oliver.

0:21:12.640 --> 0:21:14.919
<v Speaker 1>Then it was like the way she was acting with

0:21:15.040 --> 0:21:17.240
<v Speaker 1>Sandoval was then starting to kind of rub me the

0:21:17.280 --> 0:21:21.159
<v Speaker 1>wrong way. Right, their interactions.

0:21:20.760 --> 0:21:23.840
<v Speaker 2>Your quote, there's a certain caliber of chick that doesn't

0:21:23.840 --> 0:21:26.720
<v Speaker 2>think about anyone but their insecture selves or.

0:21:26.720 --> 0:21:29.679
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't ye quote exactly exactly what I say, Okay.

0:21:30.480 --> 0:21:33.359
<v Speaker 2>And that is exactly.

0:21:33.880 --> 0:21:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Her And everyone wants to sit here and be like,

0:21:36.720 --> 0:21:42.240
<v Speaker 1>you're a hypocrite, no bitch, the hypocrite. You people mistake

0:21:43.000 --> 0:21:47.879
<v Speaker 1>hypocrisy and evolution. Okay, there's a big fucking difference. If

0:21:47.920 --> 0:21:50.320
<v Speaker 1>I were to put a camera on you starting today

0:21:50.840 --> 0:21:53.960
<v Speaker 1>and then show you in five years, I guarantee the

0:21:54.000 --> 0:21:56.359
<v Speaker 1>things you say today you may not agree with in

0:21:56.400 --> 0:21:59.480
<v Speaker 1>five years. What a hypocrite is is you calling me

0:21:59.520 --> 0:22:02.600
<v Speaker 1>a mystery while in that same moment you're fucking your

0:22:02.640 --> 0:22:07.360
<v Speaker 1>best friend's man. That a hypocrite. Okay, So yes, I'm

0:22:07.359 --> 0:22:10.920
<v Speaker 1>coming for you. Yeah, I don't know that I would

0:22:11.000 --> 0:22:13.320
<v Speaker 1>have been as I would have gone as heavy in

0:22:13.400 --> 0:22:16.280
<v Speaker 1>the paint with this whole situation. If I would have

0:22:16.320 --> 0:22:19.720
<v Speaker 1>been close to both Raquel and Sandoval, I may have

0:22:19.800 --> 0:22:21.680
<v Speaker 1>eased up a bit. I may I think I would

0:22:21.680 --> 0:22:26.600
<v Speaker 1>have been obviously very upset and in shock. But we're

0:22:26.600 --> 0:22:31.000
<v Speaker 1>talking about two people who Sandoval for many years has

0:22:31.080 --> 0:22:33.639
<v Speaker 1>told me you need to be real, you don't share

0:22:33.720 --> 0:22:39.119
<v Speaker 1>your life too blessed, too equals for and then Raquel,

0:22:39.160 --> 0:22:42.720
<v Speaker 1>who all season has called me a mistress. So when

0:22:42.760 --> 0:22:44.679
<v Speaker 1>this came out, I'm out for blood.

0:22:45.320 --> 0:22:49.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, Well it was an incredible moment. I don't

0:22:49.560 --> 0:22:51.320
<v Speaker 2>even want to say scene because obviously it was as

0:22:51.359 --> 0:22:55.639
<v Speaker 2>real as can get. And she went into it, I

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<v Speaker 2>think thinking it would go one way that she's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to be another stand up to la la moment,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was no.

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<v Speaker 1>And another sick, sick thing is her saying there are

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<v Speaker 1>things I could do that are a lot worse and

0:23:06.800 --> 0:23:09.440
<v Speaker 1>she's doing you're doing them, Oh she's doing them behind

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<v Speaker 1>our back, sleeping with your best friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's just the level that was wild.

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<v Speaker 2>And also on that note, because we got a couple

0:23:18.000 --> 0:23:20.919
<v Speaker 2>dms about it, they'll watch What Happens Live where You're like,

0:23:20.960 --> 0:23:22.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to answer this question. If you guys

0:23:22.680 --> 0:23:24.159
<v Speaker 2>don't know what I'm talking about, you could go watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone asked a stupid question and Laala's response was, this

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<v Speaker 2>is stupid. I'm not going to answer it. And you

0:23:28.520 --> 0:23:31.640
<v Speaker 2>just explained why. I mean literally just three minutes ago,

0:23:32.040 --> 0:23:35.760
<v Speaker 2>Laala explained how it's completely different. And there's a variety

0:23:35.880 --> 0:23:37.840
<v Speaker 2>of reasons, but that was the main one. I mean,

0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:41.439
<v Speaker 2>how you know what Laala did years ago or what

0:23:41.520 --> 0:23:43.080
<v Speaker 2>she whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>And the stubs people take to make changes in their

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<v Speaker 1>world saying, you know what, something is not hitting right

0:23:48.600 --> 0:23:54.000
<v Speaker 1>and this is either a flaw or I'm partaking in

0:23:54.040 --> 0:23:59.840
<v Speaker 1>a lifestyle that just is enabling really bad choices. For me,

0:24:00.280 --> 0:24:04.080
<v Speaker 1>that was drinking, I was doing and moving in a

0:24:04.119 --> 0:24:07.359
<v Speaker 1>way that it was like, this is not me. What

0:24:08.160 --> 0:24:13.120
<v Speaker 1>happened to the girl that came from Utah who believed

0:24:13.160 --> 0:24:16.240
<v Speaker 1>in all of these things and now she's just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a shell of a person moving through life and

0:24:19.640 --> 0:24:22.560
<v Speaker 1>not giving a fuck right, And words are one thing.

0:24:22.600 --> 0:24:25.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm an actions person. My mom always told me, actions

0:24:25.240 --> 0:24:27.720
<v Speaker 1>speak louder than words. You can say all day long.

0:24:27.920 --> 0:24:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Like I like cleaning my room. I'm gonna clean my room. Well, bitch,

0:24:31.320 --> 0:24:32.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at your room and an eight clean so

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<v Speaker 1>uh you know, very sticks and stones may break my bones,

0:24:39.000 --> 0:24:41.880
<v Speaker 1>but words will never hurt me. I don't know where

0:24:41.920 --> 0:24:46.640
<v Speaker 1>everyone else was when that little statement was made, but like,

0:24:46.880 --> 0:24:50.800
<v Speaker 1>stuck with me, stuck with me, Yeah, be drug free

0:24:50.920 --> 0:24:53.760
<v Speaker 1>and sticks and stones. Stuck with me, bitch. All right,

0:24:54.040 --> 0:24:57.760
<v Speaker 1>they should have taught be alcohol free. May not have

0:24:57.800 --> 0:25:01.200
<v Speaker 1>ended up in AA, but s happens anyway, Watch What

0:25:01.240 --> 0:25:04.800
<v Speaker 1>Happens Live, loved it. My look was fire. I don't

0:25:04.840 --> 0:25:10.160
<v Speaker 1>care what anybody decides to wear going forward on Watch

0:25:10.200 --> 0:25:12.760
<v Speaker 1>what Happens. It is no longer going to be my

0:25:12.840 --> 0:25:16.680
<v Speaker 1>prom Yeah, I am going where I feel cozy, comfortable.

0:25:16.760 --> 0:25:19.240
<v Speaker 1>They blast the air conditioning. I'm always shaking like a

0:25:19.280 --> 0:25:21.480
<v Speaker 1>baby chihuahua. It's frigid in there.

0:25:21.800 --> 0:25:23.920
<v Speaker 2>Did you watch actual because you were there? But did

0:25:23.960 --> 0:25:25.800
<v Speaker 2>you watch it because I watch Watch What Happens last

0:25:25.880 --> 0:25:28.479
<v Speaker 2>night and you walking out for the teaser of like

0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:31.720
<v Speaker 2>she's gonna be on legs for days. It's exactly what

0:25:31.800 --> 0:25:34.280
<v Speaker 2>we talked about. It looked exactly how we thought.

0:25:34.080 --> 0:25:36.200
<v Speaker 1>It was okay, good because that's exactly what I wanted.

0:25:36.280 --> 0:25:39.040
<v Speaker 1>I was also thrilled that during the shot ski the

0:25:39.080 --> 0:25:41.679
<v Speaker 1>camera angle came from the back, because I was like,

0:25:41.760 --> 0:25:46.080
<v Speaker 1>if I don't get oh footage of my ass out?

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:48.560
<v Speaker 2>That was Did you see that?

0:25:48.600 --> 0:25:51.119
<v Speaker 1>They flipped it really quickly, though I'm wondering if they

0:25:51.160 --> 0:25:53.480
<v Speaker 1>thought like, oh shit, her ass is out, and I'm

0:25:53.520 --> 0:25:57.240
<v Speaker 1>sure she thought that, like her her jersey went longer

0:25:57.240 --> 0:25:58.560
<v Speaker 1>because it like went to the back and then it

0:25:58.600 --> 0:25:59.080
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit, yep, it was so quick, and I think that's

0:26:01.480 --> 0:26:04.040
<v Speaker 2>exactly what they thought. But it's lalla. She planned for

0:26:04.080 --> 0:26:06.520
<v Speaker 2>that black thong and everything. I know it should have

0:26:06.560 --> 0:26:08.679
<v Speaker 2>been a little shorter, to be honest, But that's okay.

0:26:08.440 --> 0:26:10.879
<v Speaker 1>That's okay, you know what, It's all good. The look

0:26:11.440 --> 0:26:14.720
<v Speaker 1>was money. I was going to do a red lip,

0:26:15.840 --> 0:26:17.480
<v Speaker 1>and in the eleventh hour I was like, y'all, this

0:26:17.560 --> 0:26:21.199
<v Speaker 1>is a really smiley show and when you smile with

0:26:21.240 --> 0:26:23.879
<v Speaker 1>a red lip, you looks like the joker. Yeah, and

0:26:23.920 --> 0:26:26.520
<v Speaker 1>I can't risk it. She was stressed out about it.

0:26:26.240 --> 0:26:28.280
<v Speaker 1>I ot lipped. I couldn't function all day. I was like,

0:26:28.480 --> 0:26:32.760
<v Speaker 1>red lip, red lip was taunting me. The red lip

0:26:32.800 --> 0:26:34.919
<v Speaker 1>was like bullying me all day. Just the thought of

0:26:34.960 --> 0:26:40.080
<v Speaker 1>it so funny. And then Lena, who was doing my hair,

0:26:40.080 --> 0:26:41.720
<v Speaker 1>She's like, what shade of redd? And then I showed

0:26:41.720 --> 0:26:43.119
<v Speaker 1>me and she's like, oh no, it's got to be

0:26:43.160 --> 0:26:44.800
<v Speaker 1>like a deep read. And I'm like, deep bread. That's

0:26:44.960 --> 0:26:46.960
<v Speaker 1>really out of my comfort zone. It deep red lip.

0:26:47.000 --> 0:26:50.159
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It was like that was the biggest

0:26:50.200 --> 0:26:53.320
<v Speaker 1>deal ever. That's all I was fixated on, besides trolling

0:26:53.359 --> 0:26:54.760
<v Speaker 1>Howie mannedl all day.

0:26:54.800 --> 0:26:57.800
<v Speaker 2>Tell us about that, because that was wild.

0:26:58.040 --> 0:27:00.199
<v Speaker 1>It is fucking random, right, I don't care who When

0:27:00.240 --> 0:27:02.959
<v Speaker 1>the universe says like this is the connection, it's still random.

0:27:03.000 --> 0:27:05.240
<v Speaker 1>I got connections with a lot of people, a lot

0:27:05.240 --> 0:27:07.439
<v Speaker 1>of people, but you don't. You're not catching me on

0:27:07.440 --> 0:27:08.320
<v Speaker 1>their podcasts.

0:27:08.640 --> 0:27:10.760
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's connected three people deep anyway.

0:27:10.800 --> 0:27:15.439
<v Speaker 1>But okay, and you guys, there's an episode coming up.

0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:17.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's next week or the week after,

0:27:18.440 --> 0:27:21.320
<v Speaker 1>but I'm going to tell you guys the connection, the

0:27:21.400 --> 0:27:25.000
<v Speaker 1>Howie Mandel connection. The guy who's the connector of Sandabal

0:27:25.000 --> 0:27:25.760
<v Speaker 1>and Mandel I read.

0:27:25.800 --> 0:27:28.399
<v Speaker 2>He's like a drummer or something, yes, okay, and his

0:27:28.480 --> 0:27:30.400
<v Speaker 2>wife is a producer of how He's past.

0:27:30.480 --> 0:27:35.159
<v Speaker 1>He is pivotal. Oh In Vander pump rules in some

0:27:35.320 --> 0:27:38.200
<v Speaker 1>story that puts the pieces of the puzzle, the sand

0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:41.399
<v Speaker 1>of aal Raquel puzzle together. Okay for me this after

0:27:41.480 --> 0:27:45.800
<v Speaker 1>this moment, I was like, Nope, something off. He's everything

0:27:46.000 --> 0:27:48.840
<v Speaker 1>is not fucking right. My gut's been speaking to me.

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:51.080
<v Speaker 1>My gut has been speaking to me, and now all

0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:54.280
<v Speaker 1>these tiny little situations are confirming what my gut is

0:27:54.320 --> 0:27:54.680
<v Speaker 1>telling me.

0:27:55.440 --> 0:27:57.919
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit. Okay, so well we'll remind you of that

0:27:57.960 --> 0:28:00.040
<v Speaker 2>once it airs, you can talk about it.

0:28:00.119 --> 0:28:03.199
<v Speaker 1>So Howie Mandel. I decided to troll him because it

0:28:03.240 --> 0:28:07.000
<v Speaker 1>is random, you know, yes, and I'm like, it's got

0:28:07.040 --> 0:28:08.679
<v Speaker 1>to be a different guy. And then I watch and

0:28:08.680 --> 0:28:11.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, that's deal or no deal man, no

0:28:11.520 --> 0:28:15.320
<v Speaker 1>germs allowed, man agt man, which, by the way, you

0:28:15.320 --> 0:28:17.160
<v Speaker 1>had to remind me that he does. America's got talent,

0:28:17.280 --> 0:28:20.320
<v Speaker 1>that's legit, that has ligit? Is that with like Heidi Klum,

0:28:20.760 --> 0:28:22.119
<v Speaker 1>I think? So yeah.

0:28:22.320 --> 0:28:24.240
<v Speaker 2>When I was working on American Idol, a lot of

0:28:24.240 --> 0:28:26.800
<v Speaker 2>the people, like our friends, were like, parallel that world

0:28:26.880 --> 0:28:29.959
<v Speaker 2>because it's the same vibe. But he started off as

0:28:30.000 --> 0:28:31.720
<v Speaker 2>a comedian, which I didn't know until.

0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Really Okay, so I do this whole thing. By the way,

0:28:35.520 --> 0:28:37.320
<v Speaker 1>I do my best work in the bed. Send it

0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:40.000
<v Speaker 1>to Daryl. Happened in the bed. Everything happens in the bed.

0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:41.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I just come alive in the

0:28:41.760 --> 0:28:44.840
<v Speaker 1>night time. Yeah, but for some reason, whenever I'm doing

0:28:44.880 --> 0:28:48.760
<v Speaker 1>actual cool shit, yeah, zero content. Then I'm in the

0:28:48.800 --> 0:28:51.680
<v Speaker 1>bed and I'm like, I guess all Instagram story is

0:28:51.720 --> 0:28:53.480
<v Speaker 1>like not great.

0:28:54.120 --> 0:28:56.400
<v Speaker 2>No, it's amazing. Everything happens for you when you're in

0:28:56.440 --> 0:28:58.560
<v Speaker 2>the bed. You got vasilin on your eyes and.

0:28:58.480 --> 0:29:01.040
<v Speaker 1>You got I looked at it and I was like, wow,

0:29:01.120 --> 0:29:04.720
<v Speaker 1>that castor oil is really popping off.

0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:08.120
<v Speaker 2>It's so funny. But anyway, you were in the bed.

0:29:08.400 --> 0:29:11.280
<v Speaker 1>So I'm in the bed and I'm going off, just

0:29:11.560 --> 0:29:15.600
<v Speaker 1>completely going off. And I was talking about the lighting

0:29:15.640 --> 0:29:18.560
<v Speaker 1>because I'll be honest, you guys, I couldn't watch it,

0:29:18.600 --> 0:29:19.960
<v Speaker 1>and I know you guys want me to break it

0:29:20.000 --> 0:29:22.840
<v Speaker 1>down and everything that he said, I've only seen clips.

0:29:22.840 --> 0:29:26.320
<v Speaker 1>He slanders ariana, he lies more, he makes shit up.

0:29:26.640 --> 0:29:29.200
<v Speaker 1>It's not even worth watching because it's like, I'm all,

0:29:29.280 --> 0:29:33.040
<v Speaker 1>just watch actors who are actually good at acting rather

0:29:33.120 --> 0:29:35.160
<v Speaker 1>than you just concoct lies.

0:29:35.680 --> 0:29:38.720
<v Speaker 2>Sandoval concocting lies. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say how

0:29:38.720 --> 0:29:40.600
<v Speaker 2>he didn't know enough about it to concoct lie love

0:29:40.680 --> 0:29:41.160
<v Speaker 2>him though.

0:29:41.520 --> 0:29:46.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no he didn't. However, what I know that he

0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:49.560
<v Speaker 1>did have Sandoval's back. And Howie, you have a daughter,

0:29:49.640 --> 0:29:51.480
<v Speaker 1>and I think your tune would be a little different

0:29:51.800 --> 0:29:54.240
<v Speaker 1>if your daughter were in the position of Ariana. I

0:29:54.280 --> 0:29:56.480
<v Speaker 1>don't know that you'd be saying, well, you weren't married,

0:29:56.560 --> 0:30:01.040
<v Speaker 1>so get over it. People cheat, Nope, people don't cheat. Actually,

0:30:01.120 --> 0:30:07.680
<v Speaker 1>we're not animals. Weeen animals. Yeah, losers cheat. I've been

0:30:07.720 --> 0:30:10.440
<v Speaker 1>that person hooking up with James while he's in a relationship.

0:30:10.440 --> 0:30:13.000
<v Speaker 1>And guess what, I was a drunk loser. I was

0:30:13.040 --> 0:30:15.960
<v Speaker 1>a fucking loser who could barely get out of bed

0:30:16.040 --> 0:30:17.320
<v Speaker 1>to do anything.

0:30:17.600 --> 0:30:21.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, yes, Sandoval knew what he was doing. Interviewing

0:30:21.160 --> 0:30:23.120
<v Speaker 2>with Howie. How he knew nothing. You think if Howie

0:30:23.160 --> 0:30:25.120
<v Speaker 2>was a Bravo fanatic, he's gonna interview with him, No,

0:30:25.160 --> 0:30:26.680
<v Speaker 2>because he would have clocked him in two seconds.

0:30:26.720 --> 0:30:29.800
<v Speaker 1>By the way, best thing Howie Mandel could have ever done.

0:30:29.960 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 1>What's this interview?

0:30:31.720 --> 0:30:34.480
<v Speaker 2>You think? Because he got I started feeling bad because

0:30:34.480 --> 0:30:35.480
<v Speaker 2>he was getting a lot of hate.

0:30:36.080 --> 0:30:38.600
<v Speaker 1>Well, welcome to Bravo, baby, that's true. You gotta come

0:30:38.640 --> 0:30:42.000
<v Speaker 1>correct or they will eat you alive. The fans, baby,

0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:45.640
<v Speaker 1>they know Bravo does not fuck around. So I talk

0:30:45.720 --> 0:30:49.000
<v Speaker 1>about the lighting. Howie then goes on to do an

0:30:49.040 --> 0:30:54.880
<v Speaker 1>interview with Billy Bush and says, you know, La Law

0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:58.320
<v Speaker 1>is inner bed. And by the way, I did an

0:30:58.360 --> 0:30:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Instagram story about this, and then I was like, ye

0:31:00.080 --> 0:31:03.640
<v Speaker 1>know what, Howie, poor Howie. I cannot troll him anymore.

0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Like I started feeling bad, so I deleted it. But

0:31:05.960 --> 0:31:08.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you guys what I said. He talks

0:31:08.160 --> 0:31:11.000
<v Speaker 1>about how I'm in bed talking about ill lighting, but

0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:14.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm in bed in the dark. And yes, although the

0:31:14.680 --> 0:31:17.120
<v Speaker 1>irony is not lost on me, right, I got it.

0:31:17.480 --> 0:31:20.000
<v Speaker 1>But like Howie, I ain't doing a podcast. That's what

0:31:20.040 --> 0:31:23.000
<v Speaker 1>you do in the dark. I literally was schooling Howie

0:31:23.120 --> 0:31:26.120
<v Speaker 1>Mandel on how darkness works and what night time is.

0:31:26.280 --> 0:31:27.440
<v Speaker 2>How bedtime works.

0:31:29.280 --> 0:31:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Now, bed time works bedtime midnight and usually around this hour,

0:31:34.320 --> 0:31:36.920
<v Speaker 1>you turn the lights off, get in the bed. What

0:31:37.000 --> 0:31:39.120
<v Speaker 1>you do, it's just what you do at night. Most

0:31:39.160 --> 0:31:43.000
<v Speaker 1>people do this at night. I am not interesting because

0:31:43.040 --> 0:31:46.720
<v Speaker 1>I do this at night, just how night time works.

0:31:48.720 --> 0:31:52.000
<v Speaker 2>No, it's so funny. I loved that's the best part

0:31:52.040 --> 0:31:53.600
<v Speaker 2>for me that you were talking about lighting in the dark.

0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:56.040
<v Speaker 1>That's the norm. But I felt bad. I woke up

0:31:56.040 --> 0:31:58.560
<v Speaker 1>the next morning. I was like, I have to stop drolling, Howie,

0:31:58.600 --> 0:32:00.880
<v Speaker 1>and it's eight am. And that was one I don't

0:32:00.920 --> 0:32:04.000
<v Speaker 1>think many people saw it, Like I've gotta stop. Then

0:32:04.040 --> 0:32:05.640
<v Speaker 1>I go into my dn Ah, there we go.

0:32:05.720 --> 0:32:07.000
<v Speaker 2>I was hoping you would get to this.

0:32:06.920 --> 0:32:09.720
<v Speaker 1>And I have a ye old Howie Mandel.

0:32:10.800 --> 0:32:12.520
<v Speaker 2>And he says, full him up.

0:32:12.880 --> 0:32:16.400
<v Speaker 1>You should do my podcast. I'll let you fix the lighting.

0:32:16.800 --> 0:32:17.440
<v Speaker 2>That's funny.

0:32:17.520 --> 0:32:20.480
<v Speaker 1>Then I know he has a good sense of humor. Yes, okay,

0:32:20.880 --> 0:32:25.800
<v Speaker 1>great sense of humor. And I said, Howie, just give

0:32:25.800 --> 0:32:27.320
<v Speaker 1>me the light, and that you and your kid got

0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:31.040
<v Speaker 1>your lighting's great stand of balls. You made him look

0:32:31.080 --> 0:32:34.240
<v Speaker 1>like a hundred years old, a one hundred year old,

0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:39.160
<v Speaker 1>chain smoking alcohol, drinking, degenerate and he is only three

0:32:39.160 --> 0:32:47.120
<v Speaker 1>of those things. So he said deal. But I think

0:32:47.760 --> 0:32:50.280
<v Speaker 1>Bravo was a little nervous about Howie Mandel right now,

0:32:50.320 --> 0:32:51.800
<v Speaker 1>so we got to put that on the back burner.

0:32:51.800 --> 0:32:54.080
<v Speaker 1>But I absolutely want to go on his podcast, do

0:32:54.120 --> 0:32:56.520
<v Speaker 1>you I think it would be funny. I think we

0:32:56.560 --> 0:32:57.840
<v Speaker 1>could like fuck around on it.

0:32:57.880 --> 0:32:59.640
<v Speaker 2>That's what I was gonna say, I think you guys,

0:32:59.640 --> 0:33:02.040
<v Speaker 2>and I know there's gonna be slide the d they

0:33:02.040 --> 0:33:05.200
<v Speaker 2>give them all a podcast, DM, let let tell us

0:33:05.200 --> 0:33:08.080
<v Speaker 2>what you think about Laala potentially going on Howie's podcast,

0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:10.800
<v Speaker 2>because I know a lot of people wouldn't necessarily love that,

0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:13.760
<v Speaker 2>because what I've heard is people going, that's not fair.

0:33:13.880 --> 0:33:15.720
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't even know Bravo and now all of a

0:33:15.760 --> 0:33:17.560
<v Speaker 2>sudden he's getting all these people.

0:33:17.680 --> 0:33:19.840
<v Speaker 1>Well he's about to know Bravo because Lala is about

0:33:19.880 --> 0:33:21.640
<v Speaker 1>to get in there and school his ass on his

0:33:21.680 --> 0:33:22.400
<v Speaker 1>own podcast.

0:33:22.680 --> 0:33:25.400
<v Speaker 2>See now, Dad, I think would be fun is you

0:33:25.800 --> 0:33:28.800
<v Speaker 2>saying the things that the Bravo community and being like, what.

0:33:29.000 --> 0:33:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Do you know the type of work we do, Howie

0:33:31.120 --> 0:33:33.960
<v Speaker 1>while you sit there on a panel and judge other people.

0:33:34.440 --> 0:33:37.840
<v Speaker 1>We're out here, we're on the ground, all right.

0:33:38.280 --> 0:33:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Boots on the ground, over here.

0:33:40.080 --> 0:33:43.960
<v Speaker 1>On the ground. Okay, this is real life.

0:33:44.680 --> 0:33:46.560
<v Speaker 2>See. I think you two would vibe. You and Howie

0:33:46.640 --> 0:33:49.160
<v Speaker 2>you just like you're both the banter. You're both funny.

0:33:49.880 --> 0:33:52.560
<v Speaker 2>But yes, slide the DM stell give them Lalla podcast.

0:33:52.880 --> 0:33:57.440
<v Speaker 1>What I do know there's a lot of Bravo podcasts

0:33:57.880 --> 0:34:01.240
<v Speaker 1>that have asked me to not do it. Oh that

0:34:01.400 --> 0:34:04.080
<v Speaker 1>it is, like you said, it is not fair that

0:34:04.240 --> 0:34:07.720
<v Speaker 1>this man who has never seen Bravo in his life

0:34:08.440 --> 0:34:12.279
<v Speaker 1>gets the first interview with Sandoval, gets this, that and

0:34:12.320 --> 0:34:14.760
<v Speaker 1>the other. Like, let's keep it in the family.

0:34:14.880 --> 0:34:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think Andy Cohen compared it to him doing

0:34:19.000 --> 0:34:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Brady's like first retirement interview or something like. He compared

0:34:24.800 --> 0:34:26.480
<v Speaker 2>it to something. He's like, it just doesn't make sense

0:34:26.520 --> 0:34:27.120
<v Speaker 2>and it's not fair.

0:34:27.560 --> 0:34:30.799
<v Speaker 1>It definitely doesn't make sense. But I keep it in

0:34:30.800 --> 0:34:33.360
<v Speaker 1>the family. And when when I see someone out in

0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:37.600
<v Speaker 1>the streets needing to be schooled, I'm who they call.

0:34:38.920 --> 0:34:42.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm who they call. I'm who they call when they say, eh,

0:34:43.600 --> 0:34:46.240
<v Speaker 1>this guy needs to be schooled. Yeah, call me teacher

0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:50.120
<v Speaker 1>law Law coming in here with my ruler a smack smack,

0:34:50.680 --> 0:34:54.719
<v Speaker 1>smack smack. He ain't paying attention. Nails on the chalkboard,

0:34:55.280 --> 0:34:55.839
<v Speaker 1>tick tick.

0:34:57.360 --> 0:34:59.040
<v Speaker 2>And that's why I think it would be good, because

0:34:59.040 --> 0:35:01.359
<v Speaker 2>you would say you'd be ho and you like, I

0:35:01.440 --> 0:35:03.160
<v Speaker 2>just think it'd be a good combo. But we'll see

0:35:03.239 --> 0:35:04.960
<v Speaker 2>and maybe and like you said, you're not doing it

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:08.120
<v Speaker 2>right now anyways, so down the line.

0:35:07.880 --> 0:35:11.320
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not anyway, So yeah, slide in the DMS

0:35:11.360 --> 0:35:13.520
<v Speaker 1>and let me know your thoughts. I'm sure I'll get

0:35:13.600 --> 0:35:17.960
<v Speaker 1>on partage with that, with those things, but I like

0:35:18.040 --> 0:35:21.000
<v Speaker 1>kind of dabbling into different ponds. I think that this

0:35:21.120 --> 0:35:24.120
<v Speaker 1>show has hit. I mean the New York Times has

0:35:24.120 --> 0:35:27.840
<v Speaker 1>picked it up. Arianna is thriving, She's doing anything and everything.

0:35:27.880 --> 0:35:30.000
<v Speaker 1>I believe that it is confirmed she's doing Dancing with

0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:35.360
<v Speaker 1>the Stars. I love how elevated this cast is getting.

0:35:35.480 --> 0:35:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Because you watch Real House, I was the Beverly Hills.

0:35:37.560 --> 0:35:39.839
<v Speaker 1>All those bitches be on top of their game. They

0:35:40.080 --> 0:35:44.200
<v Speaker 1>all are doing something. That is what I so desperately

0:35:44.239 --> 0:35:47.400
<v Speaker 1>have said there and said, like all of my friends

0:35:47.480 --> 0:35:51.600
<v Speaker 1>are doing really great things. Yeah, and I know that

0:35:51.719 --> 0:35:56.080
<v Speaker 1>people they feel a sense of like nostalgia when it

0:35:56.120 --> 0:35:58.279
<v Speaker 1>comes to what's going on here. But at the end

0:35:58.280 --> 0:35:59.919
<v Speaker 1>of the day, like we're no longer in our twenty

0:36:00.800 --> 0:36:04.160
<v Speaker 1>where we're working at sir, And if that's what you

0:36:04.200 --> 0:36:06.879
<v Speaker 1>want and you want this same cast, then you are

0:36:06.960 --> 0:36:09.719
<v Speaker 1>asking for something that is scripted. Yes, if you want

0:36:09.760 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 1>it to be real, then this is what it is.

0:36:13.239 --> 0:36:15.919
<v Speaker 1>This is real life. We're still just as messy, people

0:36:15.920 --> 0:36:19.000
<v Speaker 1>are still fucking up, but as far as behind the scenes,

0:36:20.280 --> 0:36:24.000
<v Speaker 1>like we all have really amazing things going on. So

0:36:24.640 --> 0:36:32.600
<v Speaker 1>I encourage Bravo and to our production company to show that, Yeah,

0:36:32.640 --> 0:36:35.120
<v Speaker 1>because the cast is lightning in a bottle. We tried

0:36:35.239 --> 0:36:38.520
<v Speaker 1>season eight to bring in a completely new cast and

0:36:38.719 --> 0:36:41.239
<v Speaker 1>shake things up. It didn't work. That people did not

0:36:41.320 --> 0:36:41.719
<v Speaker 1>want it.

0:36:42.040 --> 0:36:44.320
<v Speaker 2>Well, I gotta say, I mean, just from a viewer standpoint,

0:36:44.360 --> 0:36:48.480
<v Speaker 2>it's not the it's not the com it's not the concept.

0:36:48.840 --> 0:36:51.240
<v Speaker 2>It's the cast. That's why we watch. It's not because

0:36:51.280 --> 0:36:55.760
<v Speaker 2>we wanted to see, like you know, it's the cast.

0:36:56.239 --> 0:36:58.239
<v Speaker 2>Will watch you guys at servers. We'll watch you guys

0:36:58.280 --> 0:37:01.120
<v Speaker 2>as thriving adults. We'll watch you guys right period.

0:37:01.520 --> 0:37:04.480
<v Speaker 1>The other thing that came out over the weekend was

0:37:04.520 --> 0:37:11.279
<v Speaker 1>that Raquel was going to a mental health facility. She

0:37:11.360 --> 0:37:17.439
<v Speaker 1>was admitted. Now, obviously I think mental health is extremely important, right,

0:37:17.840 --> 0:37:20.919
<v Speaker 1>and I did have a sense that something was going

0:37:20.960 --> 0:37:23.759
<v Speaker 1>on with her. And I will say I believe that

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:27.319
<v Speaker 1>Sandoval is a really bad guy. I don't think there's

0:37:27.480 --> 0:37:30.680
<v Speaker 1>any helping him. I think he's just wired. We'll call

0:37:30.719 --> 0:37:35.680
<v Speaker 1>it differently. I think Raquel is a broken person. And

0:37:35.800 --> 0:37:39.440
<v Speaker 1>we are in a world where we don't go lightly

0:37:39.520 --> 0:37:41.640
<v Speaker 1>on people. I mean, you saw the Internet, you saw me,

0:37:42.320 --> 0:37:45.120
<v Speaker 1>we go the fuck off. And so when I saw that,

0:37:45.200 --> 0:37:48.439
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you know what, that is the right

0:37:48.520 --> 0:37:50.719
<v Speaker 1>move for her to make. Then I saw that it

0:37:50.800 --> 0:37:54.480
<v Speaker 1>was in fact, like a spat that the Real Housewives

0:37:54.480 --> 0:37:57.520
<v Speaker 1>of Orange County had gone there to film in Arizona.

0:37:57.640 --> 0:38:01.200
<v Speaker 1>In Arizona, I don't know what is real and what

0:38:01.400 --> 0:38:03.880
<v Speaker 1>is not when it comes to that, I hope that

0:38:03.960 --> 0:38:08.000
<v Speaker 1>it is a mental health facility. I think a lot

0:38:08.040 --> 0:38:12.200
<v Speaker 1>of people could benefit from that. I think Raquel, definitely

0:38:13.239 --> 0:38:17.480
<v Speaker 1>the choice she made is fucked up, absolutely, But I

0:38:17.480 --> 0:38:20.400
<v Speaker 1>don't think that. I think she's a broken and lost

0:38:20.480 --> 0:38:24.600
<v Speaker 1>soul and she's been through things that I cannot imagine

0:38:25.239 --> 0:38:28.480
<v Speaker 1>from the time she was a little kid. If it

0:38:28.719 --> 0:38:32.880
<v Speaker 1>is in fact a pr stunt on trying to create

0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:37.560
<v Speaker 1>this illusion for us to kind of back off, I

0:38:37.600 --> 0:38:41.759
<v Speaker 1>will be so offended. Because they also quoted it being

0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:46.239
<v Speaker 1>a treatment center, but she's not there for drugs now,

0:38:46.239 --> 0:38:50.400
<v Speaker 1>as someone in recovery, you throw things out there like

0:38:50.480 --> 0:38:54.120
<v Speaker 1>that and you're not there to like, these places are

0:38:54.280 --> 0:38:57.920
<v Speaker 1>literally responsible for saving people's lives and you're gonna make

0:38:57.960 --> 0:39:00.600
<v Speaker 1>a mockery of it. There was one thing that was

0:39:00.680 --> 0:39:05.440
<v Speaker 1>cut season I want to say eight and It was

0:39:05.520 --> 0:39:07.680
<v Speaker 1>when I had pink hair. It was at Santoval's most

0:39:07.719 --> 0:39:11.480
<v Speaker 1>extra party, and the scene before with Raquel and I

0:39:11.880 --> 0:39:15.759
<v Speaker 1>we had another bonding experience. We've had many of those,

0:39:15.760 --> 0:39:18.560
<v Speaker 1>and then it always goes south where she asked me

0:39:18.560 --> 0:39:20.920
<v Speaker 1>should I not drink in front of James and I said,

0:39:22.280 --> 0:39:24.080
<v Speaker 1>I normally would never tell someone what to do, but

0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:25.759
<v Speaker 1>you're asking for my advice. I would not drink in

0:39:25.760 --> 0:39:28.600
<v Speaker 1>front of him. Cut to that birthday and she comes

0:39:28.680 --> 0:39:30.279
<v Speaker 1>up to me with a glass of wine and she

0:39:30.360 --> 0:39:32.120
<v Speaker 1>was like, I know, you told me not to drink

0:39:32.160 --> 0:39:35.000
<v Speaker 1>in front of James. And she was so like flip

0:39:35.000 --> 0:39:39.200
<v Speaker 1>it about it, and I was so put off by it.

0:39:39.560 --> 0:39:44.200
<v Speaker 1>I took the time to talk to you about alcoholism AA,

0:39:44.680 --> 0:39:47.080
<v Speaker 1>your partner in the program. You asked me if you

0:39:47.080 --> 0:39:49.640
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't drink in order to support him, and here you

0:39:49.680 --> 0:39:53.840
<v Speaker 1>are with a glass of wine, acting buzzed and acting

0:39:53.880 --> 0:39:57.560
<v Speaker 1>like our conversation in my time meant nothing. And I

0:39:57.680 --> 0:40:00.880
<v Speaker 1>was so People always wondered why I why I flipped

0:40:00.880 --> 0:40:02.880
<v Speaker 1>on her so quickly in that moment after we had

0:40:02.920 --> 0:40:06.480
<v Speaker 1>such a nice moment. You didn't see that part where

0:40:06.520 --> 0:40:09.160
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, hell fucking no.

0:40:09.120 --> 0:40:11.719
<v Speaker 2>That whole thing was cut, that whole thing, that whole.

0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:14.040
<v Speaker 1>Thing about me saying to her like, here you are

0:40:14.040 --> 0:40:16.120
<v Speaker 1>with a fucking wine glass in your hand, saying I

0:40:16.160 --> 0:40:17.400
<v Speaker 1>know you told me I had to drink, but like

0:40:17.400 --> 0:40:21.480
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't help it. Like I feel like I take

0:40:21.520 --> 0:40:23.839
<v Speaker 1>a hit of acid when I talk to her. So,

0:40:24.160 --> 0:40:27.120
<v Speaker 1>if in fact she is doing or her team has

0:40:27.200 --> 0:40:31.399
<v Speaker 1>created this, this will I will have a whole new

0:40:31.480 --> 0:40:37.000
<v Speaker 1>set of issues with her. You're now making a mockery

0:40:37.200 --> 0:40:42.360
<v Speaker 1>of so many things and places that save people's lives,

0:40:42.760 --> 0:40:49.640
<v Speaker 1>save people's well being, literally create a positive future for people. Yeah,

0:40:49.719 --> 0:40:51.920
<v Speaker 1>so I'm not quite sure what's going on there. I

0:40:51.920 --> 0:40:55.880
<v Speaker 1>hope that we do. I hope that we get the facts.

0:40:56.360 --> 0:40:58.840
<v Speaker 2>And if she and you know, like you said, I

0:40:58.880 --> 0:41:01.239
<v Speaker 2>think it's a step in the right direction. If all

0:41:01.480 --> 0:41:06.279
<v Speaker 2>is what it hopefully seems to be, then that's a

0:41:06.400 --> 0:41:07.400
<v Speaker 2>step I'm the right action.

0:41:07.560 --> 0:41:09.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to take her PR's word for it that

0:41:09.800 --> 0:41:13.920
<v Speaker 1>she has admitted herself into something that is a mental

0:41:14.040 --> 0:41:17.799
<v Speaker 1>health facility. I'm going to take that word for it. Yeah,

0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:23.480
<v Speaker 1>and just hope that Sandval is not attending with her,

0:41:23.520 --> 0:41:24.520
<v Speaker 1>because that is what I heard.

0:41:24.600 --> 0:41:26.719
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, my only question would be if

0:41:26.719 --> 0:41:28.799
<v Speaker 2>he not attended with her, But if he visits, does

0:41:28.800 --> 0:41:29.920
<v Speaker 2>that change your viewpoint?

0:41:30.600 --> 0:41:32.680
<v Speaker 1>You know what this point in time, it's like, what

0:41:33.280 --> 0:41:36.440
<v Speaker 1>does it change? What does it change? They already hooked

0:41:36.520 --> 0:41:40.880
<v Speaker 1>up behind Ariana's back. Arianna is now broken up with Sandoval.

0:41:40.960 --> 0:41:43.560
<v Speaker 1>He is free to do whatever he wants. Is it

0:41:43.560 --> 0:41:45.759
<v Speaker 1>dirty and gross? Yes? Will they make it?

0:41:46.640 --> 0:41:46.759
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:41:47.600 --> 0:41:49.719
<v Speaker 1>Santabal and Raquel are not going to stand the test

0:41:49.719 --> 0:41:51.120
<v Speaker 1>of time. Yeah, I agree.

0:41:51.400 --> 0:41:53.959
<v Speaker 2>And I don't think it's because of her. I really don't.

0:41:54.000 --> 0:41:55.759
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's because of her. I don't know

0:41:55.800 --> 0:41:58.200
<v Speaker 2>them very well. It's only what I see on TV.

0:41:58.400 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 2>But I think there's a percent chance that she thinks

0:42:02.560 --> 0:42:04.960
<v Speaker 2>it's something that it isn't and he knows that.

0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:08.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's similar. See again, I can only speak on

0:42:08.560 --> 0:42:11.040
<v Speaker 1>things that I can relate to. And for me, I

0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:14.320
<v Speaker 1>thought that my person was you know, he had found

0:42:14.480 --> 0:42:18.880
<v Speaker 1>his person in me. No, people like Sandoval and my

0:42:19.000 --> 0:42:22.120
<v Speaker 1>ex that's this is who they are. Like just something

0:42:22.239 --> 0:42:23.840
<v Speaker 1>happened from the very beginning.

0:42:24.960 --> 0:42:27.759
<v Speaker 2>Well, it reminded me of that when we go back

0:42:27.760 --> 0:42:29.640
<v Speaker 2>to watch What Happens Live with Schwartz and he said

0:42:29.680 --> 0:42:33.480
<v Speaker 2>the whole stupid fucking heroin comment. But the addiction, oh

0:42:33.680 --> 0:42:38.000
<v Speaker 2>so probably love bombing. Mm hmm, like yeah, and that

0:42:38.120 --> 0:42:39.360
<v Speaker 2>reminded me of what you went through.

0:42:39.719 --> 0:42:42.399
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you guys. I'm just trying to get

0:42:42.400 --> 0:42:45.200
<v Speaker 1>through the fucking day all right. By the way, before

0:42:45.200 --> 0:42:46.719
<v Speaker 1>we sign off, when I say I'm trying to make

0:42:46.760 --> 0:42:48.839
<v Speaker 1>it through the day, my baby in Palm Springs wakes

0:42:48.920 --> 0:42:53.080
<v Speaker 1>up at the crack of dawn, why six am every morning,

0:42:53.400 --> 0:42:55.600
<v Speaker 1>And you know me, it takes a minute for me

0:42:55.640 --> 0:42:59.839
<v Speaker 1>to woo saw. I watch Murder and then I watch Seinfeld.

0:43:00.360 --> 0:43:03.640
<v Speaker 1>So it's like a twelve am, one am type of

0:43:03.800 --> 0:43:06.239
<v Speaker 1>fall asleep. It's five hours of sleep. I just don't

0:43:06.280 --> 0:43:12.560
<v Speaker 1>hit right with that little of sleep. And then I

0:43:12.640 --> 0:43:15.000
<v Speaker 1>decided last night we got to drive home. My day

0:43:15.080 --> 0:43:18.399
<v Speaker 1>starts at the crack of dawn. Again. We are an

0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:21.879
<v Speaker 1>hour and a half outside of Los Angeles, and I

0:43:21.920 --> 0:43:24.799
<v Speaker 1>look in the back and my baby is project dial

0:43:24.920 --> 0:43:30.560
<v Speaker 1>vomiting all over herself. So I pull over to an

0:43:30.600 --> 0:43:35.000
<v Speaker 1>area that could only be described as where someone would

0:43:35.120 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 1>be murdered. It was the only place I could pull off.

0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:41.960
<v Speaker 1>We were in the middle of nowhere. I was like,

0:43:42.080 --> 0:43:45.359
<v Speaker 1>I missed every you couldn't couldn't put your yes. Okay,

0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:47.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, who was fighting a migrade? By the way,

0:43:47.600 --> 0:43:50.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm like ocean, you couldn't project dial vomit five exits ago,

0:43:51.480 --> 0:43:54.080
<v Speaker 1>it was a freaking in and out Burger Taco bell.

0:43:55.080 --> 0:44:01.040
<v Speaker 1>Now it's literally just murder spots for the next hour.

0:44:02.880 --> 0:44:05.680
<v Speaker 1>So I get out, Why did she was she?

0:44:05.719 --> 0:44:08.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh, she gets carsick, doesn't she. It's got to be cars, cars,

0:44:08.680 --> 0:44:09.560
<v Speaker 2>like I used to be that way.

0:44:09.719 --> 0:44:12.840
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I don't know, but it was a lot like

0:44:12.880 --> 0:44:15.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to throw the car seat, babe, ready to

0:44:15.640 --> 0:44:18.120
<v Speaker 1>throw the car seat away. Oh. So it was just

0:44:18.200 --> 0:44:21.360
<v Speaker 1>a very long night. We got home. She was tired,

0:44:21.400 --> 0:44:23.560
<v Speaker 1>but she had vomited, you know, in her hair, and

0:44:23.640 --> 0:44:26.840
<v Speaker 1>I had to get home. So I washed her up

0:44:26.880 --> 0:44:30.080
<v Speaker 1>with a lot of wet white okay, and got her

0:44:30.120 --> 0:44:32.560
<v Speaker 1>cozy and she did fall asleep. But then when we

0:44:32.560 --> 0:44:34.400
<v Speaker 1>got home, I had to take the car seat apart.

0:44:34.440 --> 0:44:36.680
<v Speaker 1>I had to put her back in the bath, and

0:44:36.719 --> 0:44:40.960
<v Speaker 1>all she kept saying is, moum must sleep mom. It

0:44:41.080 --> 0:44:47.239
<v Speaker 1>was so sad. It was so sad. It's moments like

0:44:47.239 --> 0:44:49.319
<v Speaker 1>that where I want to put her back in my tummy. Yeah, like,

0:44:49.320 --> 0:44:52.720
<v Speaker 1>you're just safe here, just stay in this little boom.

0:44:53.280 --> 0:44:55.319
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be fine, you know.

0:44:56.040 --> 0:44:56.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes.

0:44:56.880 --> 0:44:59.880
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, on that note, I hope you enjoyed the podcast.

0:45:00.400 --> 0:45:04.160
<v Speaker 1>Tonight's episode is my birthday and in honor of one

0:45:04.160 --> 0:45:07.239
<v Speaker 1>of my nearest and dearest friends who's on tour right now,

0:45:07.960 --> 0:45:13.760
<v Speaker 1>missus Gosfy Schroeder. It is my fucking birthday. Enjoy the episode,

0:45:13.840 --> 0:45:15.640
<v Speaker 1>my loves, I will catch you next week