1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:06,439 Speaker 1: Well, come back to another episode about today is covide 2 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 1: a dish. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes, back, Well, 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 1: my new favor is a frozen yogurt meant chocolate bar 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,800 Speaker 1: by a company called Yo So I think hownter calories 5 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 1: taste all guys cream fucking amazing. But I digression. Let's 6 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 1: meet it, shall we? In no particular orders, say hey 7 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 1: to Craig Koski Kakao, have you discovered a new treat 8 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 1: of any kind? A new treat? It could be heroin? Whatever. 9 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: Heroin is not new to me, man, I've been dabbling 10 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,239 Speaker 1: for years, right right, and I don't understand this all 11 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 1: chasing the dragon thing because it's all dragons all the time. 12 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 1: There you go, thank you, and now how all serious? 13 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:59,360 Speaker 1: Just don't do heroin. I was literally about to grab 14 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 1: a hunk of hair black tar, and by it, by 15 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 1: the hunk, by the hunk, by the hunk, by the 16 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 1: hunk of hunk of burning. I grab a hunk and 17 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,319 Speaker 1: I keep it tucked right air, right between my chiek 18 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:17,680 Speaker 1: and mc gum. I'm soaking in it. And now Gary 19 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 1: Anthony Williams with the weather, Gary, Yeah, well we got 20 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,319 Speaker 1: we're looking at a balmy seventy five degrees today and 21 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 1: it's about three that's fifty seven minutes before the hour. 22 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:32,320 Speaker 1: Three minutes efty the r. This's also twelve minutes before 23 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 1: the quarter. Are right here, Gary Weather, keep it a 24 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: lot right here at Gary Weather and now Gary with 25 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 1: the time table. Hey, there's Chris Alvarado. Sits tall and 26 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 1: any saddle. If taught all the skills, would you be 27 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 1: willing to work on a super yacht? Yes? Yes, yes, 28 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: I mean are not for too long? But no, no, no, 29 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 1: but yeah, although I don't drink, I don't smoke. Yeah, 30 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 1: I'm not single. Yeah, so it would just be m hmm. 31 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: Maybe I'm not so enthusiastic. I am a good worker. 32 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,160 Speaker 1: I am a good work Yeah. Oh yeah, you're right, 33 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 1: I would get There would be no no distractions. Also, 34 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: I want to a quick moment to shout out out 35 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: um one of our fans and our friends, Kevin Pratto, 36 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: just he messaged me the other day. I just want 37 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 1: to shout out some love to him. Just all the 38 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 1: love going right to Kevin Product. All of our love 39 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:37,680 Speaker 1: and strength is now yours KP. Yes, please and thank 40 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: you for writing and sharing your voyage and our part 41 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 1: in it. We love you much. What the hell it is? 42 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:49,240 Speaker 1: James Heeney, Jimmy Langford, Catherine Heineman. Name any person living 43 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,359 Speaker 1: or dead that you would like to play a video 44 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 1: game against against. Well, I kind of want to do 45 00:02:56,560 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 1: some co Ops Dark Soul three with Snoop Dog. I 46 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 1: just saw him playing it recently and it blew my 47 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 1: fucking mind. Uh he didn't, he didn't share very much footage. 48 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 1: But I think together, I could, really we could beat 49 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: that game together. Okay, I knew you were the one 50 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 1: to ask and last, but clean his toilet once a week? 51 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: If you think him leaves, it's Joey Greer potty pooper. 52 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 1: Please tell us what happened that time you pooped your pants? 53 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 1: I just want to say something. Also, if you're cleaning 54 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: my toilet once a week, I mean, get ready, get 55 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 1: that that was the last time we saw him, your honor. 56 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 1: All right, let's do a damn show. 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One is from 65 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: our newest patron, v I p oh Ashley, who wrote, 66 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: Hi Alchemist, My husband Danny and I discovered your podcast 67 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,359 Speaker 1: a while back and can't get enough. Your podcast have 68 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 1: been the soundtrack to many road trips, morning commutes and 69 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 1: puzzle nights. Next month is our second wedding anniversary and 70 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 1: I got him a patron membership as one of his gifts. 71 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 1: It would be next level awesome if you all would 72 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 1: also use this scene suggestion and give him a shout out. 73 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:41,520 Speaker 1: Danny is an O B G Y and resident physician 74 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: and often has to work long shifts on labor and delivery. 75 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:49,040 Speaker 1: He's also a Star Wars fan and we joke that 76 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:54,719 Speaker 1: he is O BI guyne Kenobi m M. My scene 77 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: suggestion is it's a busy night on the labor and 78 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 1: delivery unit in a hospital. Are all the staff and 79 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 1: patients are Star Wars characters? Thanks again for what you do. 80 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:13,279 Speaker 1: Come up the great work, Ashley Breathe just breathe nothing 81 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:26,600 Speaker 1: to feel bad, nurse, nurse. I am droid nurse. Droid nurse. 82 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 1: Are you the droid nurse I'm looking for? I don't know. 83 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,480 Speaker 1: Are you looking for C two two six hey? B 84 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 1: two two four six six? Yes? How can I be 85 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:43,080 Speaker 1: of assistance? Nurse? I'm going to go take what I 86 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,560 Speaker 1: call a power nap. If you could deliver this lady's 87 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 1: baby for me, but not vasionally through the mouth, I 88 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: would greatly appreciate it. Absolutely. Okay, Hi, I am droid nurse. 89 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: Just relaxed. Please tell me your name. I don't want 90 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:27,760 Speaker 1: to dry. What is your name? It's fine, honey, it's fine. 91 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 1: Doctor in my office, I must see ye a break 92 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:37,040 Speaker 1: you did take during your I took a break. I 93 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,040 Speaker 1: took what I call a power nap. Hold on just 94 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:43,039 Speaker 1: one second. I'm listening to something in my ear. It's 95 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:49,920 Speaker 1: un Yes, go ahead, Please would you mind second coco nut? 96 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 1: The cocoa nut and listen? Hear me out here? Never 97 00:06:56,440 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 1: had it, never win. But you called me into your office. Yes, 98 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,720 Speaker 1: break you did take? Yes, I did take a break. 99 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 1: Is that not a wise thing to do? Swop cigarettes? 100 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 1: Did you? Yes? I did cigarettes? I smoked? Why? Why 101 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:22,240 Speaker 1: this line of questioning, m hm unhealthy for customers to 102 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,000 Speaker 1: see you. So hold on, let me take this on 103 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 1: a call. Yes, hello Luther, Yes, yes, twenty three in me, 104 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,520 Speaker 1: I did sign up for it. Yes, oh, yes, Luther, 105 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 1: I yes, I am your father. Goodbye? Yes? Where were we? 106 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 1: Does you are? Yes? I I have multiple side gigs. 107 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:49,200 Speaker 1: You're training. You must finish my training. Yes, my great 108 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:53,960 Speaker 1: great one, you must be my training. I I forgot 109 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,640 Speaker 1: all about the training. I was so busy mouthfully delivering babies. 110 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 1: I forgot all about my jump kind of very plane. 111 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 1: You must, yes, I must jump out of an airplane. 112 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:07,920 Speaker 1: I'm here to see my wife. She's in labor. Now 113 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,720 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to check in. Did you sign your 114 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,360 Speaker 1: name when yours? Of course I sign My name is 115 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 1: on my shirt. Excuse me, excuse me? He is he 116 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,720 Speaker 1: is clearly at the wrong hospital. What do you mean? 117 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:35,719 Speaker 1: Look at him? Look at his attire, looking exactly sir, 118 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:40,880 Speaker 1: you're looking for the hospitals five quad races away from him. 119 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:45,679 Speaker 1: Five quadraces way, that's how many personcts too far away. 120 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,440 Speaker 1: My wife is here. I need to see my child 121 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:55,120 Speaker 1: birth here. Well, if you sign in, I'll check a 122 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,559 Speaker 1: computer how clear could I be. I've already signed in. 123 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:05,280 Speaker 1: Oh all right, I'm looking through and I don't see 124 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 1: your wife as being delivering babies here. No delivery from 125 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,319 Speaker 1: my wife. Think that He's right. It's a different hospital. 126 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:18,679 Speaker 1: I told you, But you had to go through it all. 127 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:21,760 Speaker 1: You don't have to listen to every patient. Every patient 128 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:26,760 Speaker 1: is not worth listening too. Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, 129 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:30,520 Speaker 1: not an O, B G Y N, which I realized 130 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 1: as a form of doctor. But damn it, Jim, what 131 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:40,199 Speaker 1: are you a dentist? You know I've worked beside you 132 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:48,120 Speaker 1: for years. God damnit, But a doctor. I'm a general practitioner, Well, 133 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:53,560 Speaker 1: generally practice. Getting this baby out of my wife? Where 134 00:09:53,840 --> 00:10:01,760 Speaker 1: is she? Jim? Alright, everybody today, welcome to the Council 135 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:08,880 Speaker 1: of the Star Hospital Unit, Star Hospital Community. Now we 136 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:13,719 Speaker 1: are all under the same umbrella company, but as you know, 137 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:20,520 Speaker 1: we serve individual and specific groupings of people, Troit's aliens 138 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,680 Speaker 1: and such. It's been brought to my attention as there's 139 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:27,720 Speaker 1: been some cross contaminating, if you will, now, I brought 140 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:32,079 Speaker 1: you all here today to discuss how we can keep ourselves. 141 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,640 Speaker 1: There's a there's a crossing, there's a virus. Is that 142 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:39,760 Speaker 1: what you did? You say, there's a virus, a cross contamination. 143 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,360 Speaker 1: There's a virus, old guy, So I just like a 144 00:10:42,480 --> 00:11:01,240 Speaker 1: virus and hold on, no, don't done down. Would you 145 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:08,400 Speaker 1: like me to start the countdown? How Hospital Commander Joda 146 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:14,079 Speaker 1: come back from my training. Jump you have made but 147 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:17,760 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, said that again? Please jumps you have made? Yes, yes, 148 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:21,400 Speaker 1: just jumps I have made I yes, jumps, I have me. 149 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,959 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Look, probably no one's ever told you this before. 150 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:30,360 Speaker 1: But you speak what I call asked backwards and you 151 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,800 Speaker 1: probably you have never heard this before, back as words 152 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,559 Speaker 1: into me. From my way of thinking as a doctor, 153 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:45,240 Speaker 1: dark doctor, albeit, you could easily fix what you're doing 154 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:49,360 Speaker 1: right now and not confuse people. It just takes up. 155 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,439 Speaker 1: If you can take that much time to flip those 156 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,240 Speaker 1: words around in the first place, you could unlip those 157 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,439 Speaker 1: words around. Doctor intelligent, lifeforce in the university. See that? 158 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,200 Speaker 1: See what what you just did that? Let me let 159 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,880 Speaker 1: me let me call Nurse Gander and Nurse Gander. Nurse Gander, 160 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 1: did you yes, could you check Chief Hospital Counselor Yoda's 161 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,840 Speaker 1: vocal cords? I think he may have what we call 162 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:18,360 Speaker 1: a dipsy doodle in there. Yeah, I'll check it. Yeah, 163 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,480 Speaker 1: I'll do the best. Like here, let's see what's going on? 164 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,520 Speaker 1: All right? Did you do me a favorite nurse gander 165 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,160 Speaker 1: checking it? Orally? Could you go through his I don't 166 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,960 Speaker 1: know if he has one. I don't I've never looked 167 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,280 Speaker 1: at anyone below the waist, check either his vagina or 168 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,760 Speaker 1: his penus? Could you check it through that? Let me 169 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,440 Speaker 1: just let me just tell you right there, it's something 170 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:42,079 Speaker 1: completely different. You don't even gonna believe what it is. 171 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,400 Speaker 1: Let's just say the road covers most of it. Alright. Alright, 172 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:50,920 Speaker 1: let's just see it here, Clarker, it's called Okay, now 173 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,360 Speaker 1: we're in there. Oh, there's some teeth. Okay, all right, 174 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:58,880 Speaker 1: let's see move. No, it's cold. I should have warned, 175 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:03,960 Speaker 1: h Darth. What do you mean you've never looked at 176 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,839 Speaker 1: anybody below the waist? Are you speaking to me? Did 177 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:13,640 Speaker 1: you call me a nurse? No, I said, Darth, Yes, 178 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 1: thank you. I got very scared your bread. Don't worry 179 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,160 Speaker 1: about it. Don't worry about the falsil the power. When 180 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,679 Speaker 1: I was in doctor training, I I found that if 181 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,800 Speaker 1: I looked at people below the waist, it took my 182 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:31,480 Speaker 1: attention away. I usually turned my head slightly to the left, 183 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:35,120 Speaker 1: squint and think of happy memories. I let my hands 184 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:38,640 Speaker 1: do the work on the patients, not my eyes. And 185 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:44,840 Speaker 1: your hands are magical, yes, but I want I want 186 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:48,520 Speaker 1: you to look. I want you to look down there. 187 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:52,679 Speaker 1: I I don't know if I can. I try, but 188 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,839 Speaker 1: I don't know if I can. I don't know if 189 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,720 Speaker 1: I can. Your eyes are turning right again, missa help. 190 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:09,599 Speaker 1: But a lot of couples and that scene one the 191 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:21,720 Speaker 1: immediate how quickly you get canceled? These days seem to 192 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,560 Speaker 1: come from Curran, who wrote Hello Kevin and Crew. My 193 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:28,440 Speaker 1: last scene suggestion was one word, and you clearly can't 194 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,560 Speaker 1: handle that. So here's something a little bit more direction. 195 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,720 Speaker 1: I'm up early right now, working at a gas station. 196 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,200 Speaker 1: And you would not believe the types of people who 197 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:43,080 Speaker 1: go to gas stations. Huh kind of almost everyone. Something 198 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,600 Speaker 1: that happens often is people walk up, toss me money 199 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,800 Speaker 1: and stare at me like I can read minds. Scene suggestion, 200 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:53,800 Speaker 1: gas station clerk or whatever who can read minds? Be 201 00:14:53,960 --> 00:15:00,360 Speaker 1: well current? Hey can I get forty dollars on pump three? 202 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,120 Speaker 1: But how here? Before you? I was here before you. 203 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,320 Speaker 1: I'm sorry to do this, but I was standing right 204 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,600 Speaker 1: in front of you when you just walked in and 205 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,400 Speaker 1: use a regular. He's a regular here, so I figured 206 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,480 Speaker 1: I could just let him sneak to the front, go ahead, 207 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,120 Speaker 1: saw me. It's cool. I got this, sir, if I may. 208 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:18,520 Speaker 1: You were standing there, Yes, you weren't doing or saying anything, 209 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,920 Speaker 1: so I could only assume you were contemplative. I think 210 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:26,840 Speaker 1: it's called okay, okay, everybody findin, do do whatever, do whatever. 211 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,800 Speaker 1: If that's the attitude you got, do whatever you do. 212 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Speaker 1: What were you in fact doing, if you don't mind 213 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:37,960 Speaker 1: me a querying me, I was contemplating. I'm glad you 214 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,880 Speaker 1: came in, because for a moment I thought he was 215 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,200 Speaker 1: trying to hypnotize me, because he was looking into my eyes. 216 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,600 Speaker 1: And the longer that he looked in my eyes and 217 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,120 Speaker 1: I looked in his, the more my jaw seemed to 218 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,720 Speaker 1: just drop. And then you snapped me out of it. 219 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,200 Speaker 1: I have this thing about looking people in the eyes 220 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:56,360 Speaker 1: because I just watched this movie and as this doctor 221 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,240 Speaker 1: and he doesn't look anybody below the waists, and I figured, 222 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,360 Speaker 1: I'm I couldn't look at anybody above the bridge out 223 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,640 Speaker 1: the nose and below the eye eyebrows. So that's where 224 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:10,560 Speaker 1: I am. Meanwhile, forty three, thank you, good luck with 225 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:15,120 Speaker 1: your stigmentation or whatever that is, sir, honey, is is 226 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,080 Speaker 1: the h is the guessing on the left or right 227 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:20,840 Speaker 1: side of the car? I don't know what I mean. 228 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,240 Speaker 1: You don't know this is your car, which is on 229 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,680 Speaker 1: the left or right? There's no little indicator on the dash. 230 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,840 Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what do you mean? Just 231 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,120 Speaker 1: get gass. Okay, it's American, So I guess it's on 232 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,920 Speaker 1: the left. Whoa, whoa, whoa what. You don't need to 233 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:40,800 Speaker 1: throw around rains nationality. It's just brace is it was 234 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:49,720 Speaker 1: American car? Right, it's on the left. He heard you, 235 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:53,160 Speaker 1: hear you're digging a hole, sir, you're digging a hole, 236 00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:01,160 Speaker 1: all right, Okay, it's on the right side, all right, 237 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,880 Speaker 1: it's not on the left. Right. Oh so now this 238 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,399 Speaker 1: is a left and right issue. That's the right issue. 239 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,200 Speaker 1: That makes a lot of sense. You know, when I 240 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,320 Speaker 1: met your dad, I had an inkling. I was like, 241 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,200 Speaker 1: this guy feels extreme, and now here's this son racist 242 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:18,879 Speaker 1: talking about the right. It wasn't racist. I just I 243 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,000 Speaker 1: don't know if you're doing this or if I'm doing this. 244 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,840 Speaker 1: But I think I'm hearing your inner thoughts when you 245 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,639 Speaker 1: stare at me. Are you sending me? Are you sending me? 246 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,879 Speaker 1: I was just I was just being contemplative. No, I'm sorry. 247 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,840 Speaker 1: If you can hear my inner thoughts, tell me what 248 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,920 Speaker 1: am I thinking right now? You were telling me that 249 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,840 Speaker 1: you didn't want to stay out loud, that you wanted 250 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:42,040 Speaker 1: this copy of Chucks. You were too embarrassed to say it. 251 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,000 Speaker 1: This is crazy. I don't know if it's your supertower. 252 00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:48,879 Speaker 1: It's not my superpower. I I don't have superpowers. I 253 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,480 Speaker 1: know that for a fact. You see the couple out that, 254 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:55,399 Speaker 1: the racist couple argument out there. Hey Jim, thanks for 255 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,399 Speaker 1: making time for me today. Listen, um, I know you 256 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,960 Speaker 1: you're the sales at for the South all of the Southwest, 257 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,240 Speaker 1: and I just want you to know how much we've 258 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,960 Speaker 1: appreciated your seventeen years out there in the great world 259 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,360 Speaker 1: on our behalf. But as it turns out, we're doing 260 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:16,080 Speaker 1: much better online. Well really, in the last twelve years. 261 00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:22,640 Speaker 1: We're not gonna be telling jugs and stores anymore. Well. 262 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:28,440 Speaker 1: I've got the I've got the service station route. I know, 263 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:36,720 Speaker 1: I know my vendors in the entire Southeast region and southwest, Southeast, Southwest, south, Middle, 264 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,560 Speaker 1: the South. I think because I won't go I won't 265 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:43,560 Speaker 1: go north. Oh. I made that clear early on. And 266 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,680 Speaker 1: I've appreciated you guys, I said, for the last seventeen years. 267 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:50,640 Speaker 1: It's just um our online business is really where everything's 268 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,720 Speaker 1: at and has been for maybe twelve years. And we've 269 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,080 Speaker 1: kind of left you out there out of respect. And 270 00:18:55,119 --> 00:18:59,720 Speaker 1: the time has come. Grant's son, come near my death bed. 271 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:04,240 Speaker 1: Come talk to your granddaddy before I go meet the 272 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:11,800 Speaker 1: Lord and your grandmama in heaven. It's a great day Undernea. 273 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,879 Speaker 1: I'm just bringing a little napkin for you. I don't no, 274 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,120 Speaker 1: you stay too. I'm just I'm just nursed walking out 275 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:20,760 Speaker 1: of here. I don't care, no, no nurse. I swear 276 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,760 Speaker 1: to God. If you try to leave our strangle you 277 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:27,119 Speaker 1: from But he doesn't have the strength. I know he 278 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:33,480 Speaker 1: can't do that. It's fine mentally. I can strangle you's family, Jane. 279 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:40,840 Speaker 1: He can. Actually he's already disrubed you, I promise. Underneath 280 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:47,320 Speaker 1: this hospital bed. It's my copy of Jugs, the copy 281 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,560 Speaker 1: that I bought who when I've made love to your 282 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:55,480 Speaker 1: grandmother so many years ago. I couldn't look at her face. 283 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,880 Speaker 1: So I put the Jugs magazine on the pillow beside 284 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:03,240 Speaker 1: her and made sweet love, which made your father, which 285 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,560 Speaker 1: made you right. And Grandma was okay with that, by 286 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,400 Speaker 1: the way, the magazine sitting there on the pillow next 287 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:14,000 Speaker 1: to her face, with all due respect me, there are 288 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:18,920 Speaker 1: copies of jugs that are family heirlooms, handed down from 289 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,359 Speaker 1: generation to generation. You can't do that with a PDF. 290 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:26,040 Speaker 1: How I understand, you know, listen, these are this is 291 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,159 Speaker 1: the way kids are getting there. There. I've got a 292 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:33,280 Speaker 1: jug from nineteen eighty five. Here, jugs that I hope 293 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,480 Speaker 1: one day to pass on and my grandson. And it's 294 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:41,320 Speaker 1: it's tactile. You can feel the heft of every page, 295 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:45,200 Speaker 1: speaking of the pages are sticking together, speaking of which 296 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:49,760 Speaker 1: we alright, alright, alr do it again. All right, I'll 297 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:54,800 Speaker 1: close my eyes. All right, I'm already alright. Go okay. 298 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,440 Speaker 1: You are thinking, oh, don't don't think about my mom 299 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:03,119 Speaker 1: like that discussed. Who cares it works? I had to 300 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,840 Speaker 1: visualize that. It's not just words. What are you gonna do? What? 301 00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:07,920 Speaker 1: What are you gonna do with this power? Dude? I 302 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,159 Speaker 1: don't know it's a lot of responsibility. I kind of 303 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,159 Speaker 1: think I should keep in his secret right now? Can 304 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:17,080 Speaker 1: I get your thirty on six please? Buddy, I was 305 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,159 Speaker 1: here in front of you. Did you not team me? No, 306 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,440 Speaker 1: it's not a racial thing, and didn't because it was. 307 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,520 Speaker 1: I didn't say it was. I just said I was. 308 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:33,000 Speaker 1: Can I please get six on thirty please? Okay, that's 309 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:40,720 Speaker 1: paying for my guess. Yes, I'm paying for your gas, sweetie. 310 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,160 Speaker 1: Are you causing a scene? I'm just causing to see 311 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,400 Speaker 1: scene scene. Do you know where where it scene comes from? 312 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:56,920 Speaker 1: Skinning from the Greek word, which means i'll see you 313 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:01,960 Speaker 1: outside of Welcome back to the spelling be David. Your 314 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:13,639 Speaker 1: word is skei a ske could you good luck you 315 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:18,480 Speaker 1: a little bit. I'm gonna kick your so we encourage 316 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:22,920 Speaker 1: yelling from the audience. Please keep that up. Okay, yes, 317 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 1: skin in a sentence, the word in the spelling bee 318 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:45,000 Speaker 1: was skein a okay please? Uh Kate, he did say 319 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,880 Speaker 1: that's a face. Hey, Jim, thanks for stopping by. Look, 320 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,320 Speaker 1: I know that you've been let go of your jug 321 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:56,120 Speaker 1: delivering duties, but I want to make sure plural. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 322 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,359 Speaker 1: I want to make you hip to the future of pornographie. 323 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:05,320 Speaker 1: All right, put on these guns. Okay, Oh my god, 324 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:14,480 Speaker 1: welcome to the future. Oh god, it's disturbing. No, no, no, no, 325 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,120 Speaker 1: you get these sensitized. Just listen to the lady. Listen. 326 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,680 Speaker 1: I don't want to get listen to her. I don't 327 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:29,080 Speaker 1: want this droid. I don't want this Troy. What nurse, 328 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,359 Speaker 1: nurse to me? I finish your finish your examination. It 329 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:40,960 Speaker 1: appears that you were chokes from behind. Yes, um, it's 330 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,480 Speaker 1: going to my attention that. Um, some of the people 331 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,800 Speaker 1: here in the hospital ward are well, they telepathic or 332 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,720 Speaker 1: they have some kind of supernatural power. I don't know 333 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,879 Speaker 1: if it's if it's something that has to do with 334 00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:55,640 Speaker 1: some kind of external force. Okay, I'm the word force 335 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,080 Speaker 1: is just coming into my mind. Force. Sure, that's a 336 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,760 Speaker 1: wonderful word. Is this is one? Please? Do you know 337 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,480 Speaker 1: where the origin is? No? No, what is the origin 338 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,000 Speaker 1: of that word? I've never literally thought about it until now. 339 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:13,560 Speaker 1: It's actually Sumerian. Sumerian. Huh, welcome back to the spelling 340 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:19,720 Speaker 1: be David your word and now we're gonna give up 341 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:24,119 Speaker 1: on skin. We're just gonna give up. Thank you. I'm sorry. No, no, No, 342 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,040 Speaker 1: this is not your fault. This is not your fault. 343 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,320 Speaker 1: I encourage the audience to yell. Perhaps I should not 344 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:34,200 Speaker 1: have done that. Keep it up, keep it up. No, 345 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:45,080 Speaker 1: I'm encouraging it. Your word is Sumerian, mar Is Sumerian, Smrian, Smarrian. 346 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,679 Speaker 1: Now I have gathered all of you, the smartest minds 347 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:58,399 Speaker 1: in the world. Look upon my discovery. Am come on, 348 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,879 Speaker 1: come on on your bud. Now, this man works at 349 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:08,800 Speaker 1: a gas nature otherwise pretty unimportant, unremarkable. That's not being 350 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,200 Speaker 1: specially looking about that guy. That's right. I encourage that. 351 00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:15,840 Speaker 1: I encourage that. Shut out what you see. But you 352 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,840 Speaker 1: know him do I can read your minds and it's 353 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,959 Speaker 1: not It's not cool, honestly, And that's what I'm getting to. Now, 354 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,040 Speaker 1: my such cheer can read minds, and he has done 355 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,960 Speaker 1: great things with this power. Isn't that right? Give us 356 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,840 Speaker 1: a few looks, a few examples of how you've made 357 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,680 Speaker 1: the world a better place with this newfound power. I 358 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,280 Speaker 1: don't make people say out loud that they need lube, condoms, jugs. 359 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,840 Speaker 1: I preserved their privacy in public. I'm sorry I heard 360 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,479 Speaker 1: ludes condoms and in the third word, I didn't understand 361 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:48,920 Speaker 1: what was that as a lubrications. You say ludes like ludes, 362 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,440 Speaker 1: So I think he's referring to jugs. Jugs I'm not 363 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,720 Speaker 1: familiar with. Well, a long time ago, before you know, 364 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,919 Speaker 1: it became so popular that have it done vr goggle 365 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:04,119 Speaker 1: you could get paper versions of jugs. It's uh, it 366 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,960 Speaker 1: showed pornography and uh you know people would use it 367 00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:12,480 Speaker 1: to stimulate themselves while they're making love and hold on. 368 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:17,959 Speaker 1: My subject is not a historian. It's not a pornography historian. 369 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,000 Speaker 1: Good point, Michael good Point, tell us more about jobs. 370 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,520 Speaker 1: So the front of it. Okay, once again, I want 371 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,280 Speaker 1: to reiterate there's no bad ideas. We just need to 372 00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,359 Speaker 1: throw out. The name of the magazine is jugs. Apparently 373 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:37,920 Speaker 1: that is a canceled word. Uh. Titty's also out on milon. 374 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:42,360 Speaker 1: Well here's my idea. Okay, we get ice cube trays. Yeah, 375 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:49,280 Speaker 1: and we cut a pieces of hot dog the tray, 376 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,960 Speaker 1: fill it with water whatever you want, right, you put 377 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,760 Speaker 1: that in a drink. Boom, you got a hot dog. 378 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,200 Speaker 1: This is a carry over from yesterday's meeting when I 379 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,240 Speaker 1: was asking for lunch suggestions, and I just need the 380 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:06,119 Speaker 1: name of the magazine represent represented. I'm just saying I 381 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,360 Speaker 1: could think better with a hot dog drink in my mouth. 382 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:13,720 Speaker 1: Really good. We did never never ended up having lunch 383 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:17,280 Speaker 1: yesterday because we were debating at the entire Kyle, want 384 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,520 Speaker 1: to serve up your frosty tree. Okay, okay, Steve, what 385 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,720 Speaker 1: do you got. We're going to combine the past with 386 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:26,440 Speaker 1: the future. Bring it in this sweet spot the ven 387 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:33,800 Speaker 1: diagram where these two time periods intersect yes jugs with 388 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:40,359 Speaker 1: a Z. We get rid of the yes jugs on 389 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:45,440 Speaker 1: the end. Or that's just I don't know. Huh what if? 390 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,840 Speaker 1: What is pimento out of an olive and use little 391 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:59,200 Speaker 1: tiny pieces of hot dogs? That's lunch? Things said. Okay, yeah, 392 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,760 Speaker 1: I know you expecting me to come here to pump gas. 393 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,800 Speaker 1: But what you didn't know Mr Attended is I'm about 394 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,560 Speaker 1: to rob you. Oh my god, I should have known that. 395 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,840 Speaker 1: I should have done that. Um uh okay, well, oh 396 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:21,119 Speaker 1: you know him really quick. So we were of you 397 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,159 Speaker 1: one second. We heard that you can read mind. Now 398 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,399 Speaker 1: my boyfriend says he is not racist and he's not 399 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,200 Speaker 1: an animal, and I think he is. Will you read 400 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,160 Speaker 1: his mind and tell me once and for all. I'm 401 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,720 Speaker 1: so sorry. I can't believe this has happening. I'm not 402 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,560 Speaker 1: read his mind. I'm not a racist. I just promise 403 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:42,480 Speaker 1: I'm not. Let me be the judge of that. Okay, oh, 404 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:52,920 Speaker 1: you're a little racist, but I mean spectrum around. Uh well, yeah, 405 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,080 Speaker 1: there's a management but you're you're not gonna find that. 406 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,600 Speaker 1: He's much better than I am. Honestly, I'm the better 407 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,840 Speaker 1: of the bunch of us. I'm Jim, the local sales 408 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:05,480 Speaker 1: rep for for the salad, well for for Sticky Publications, 409 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:14,440 Speaker 1: which covers Jugs, Titties, Rank, crank Yank, and another another 410 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:19,360 Speaker 1: where we're mostly going virtual. Now we're going VR. Y'all 411 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,120 Speaker 1: do that ARC magazine too. I love that way you do. 412 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,600 Speaker 1: It's a magazine entirely devoted to Arci Cola. The third 413 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:31,320 Speaker 1: best goal. I want to let you know that jugs 414 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:46,840 Speaker 1: is now jugsa. Oh whoa your next word? Jugsa chuck JUGSA. 415 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:57,720 Speaker 1: He's not gonna get this, jad you. He hasn't spelled 416 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,360 Speaker 1: anything right. Why is he still in this thing? I'm 417 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:05,560 Speaker 1: gonna do it. He's gonna do it. Yeah you h 418 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:19,080 Speaker 1: oh my, oh my, don't try to get a slow clan. Well, 419 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:22,200 Speaker 1: I mean I've a praised of a lot of you know, 420 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,640 Speaker 1: publications here in the States, in Europe, and I can 421 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,760 Speaker 1: tell you right now, judging by the condition, the date 422 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:32,400 Speaker 1: and all that this is a very very rare magazine. 423 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,880 Speaker 1: This is the original Start out a number, Just start 424 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,920 Speaker 1: out a number. Play. Look, I got a job to do, okay, 425 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,680 Speaker 1: just to go through this long dissertation, David, don't let 426 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:51,520 Speaker 1: him rush you out there, buddy. Yeah, I understand you 427 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,360 Speaker 1: want to do. You're just about the money, so okay, 428 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,600 Speaker 1: But I'm about the art of this, okay. This episode 429 00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:01,080 Speaker 1: of Antiques Roadshow is rated TV M A. This episode 430 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,400 Speaker 1: of ants Roach are also brought to you by hot 431 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,320 Speaker 1: Dogs Cubes. There real little eyes cue with hot dog 432 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:10,240 Speaker 1: right in the middle. Now in famento. And now if 433 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,480 Speaker 1: we go to the centerfold right here, you noticed not 434 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:18,200 Speaker 1: sticky now smooth right, very dry, comes up perfectly right now. 435 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,760 Speaker 1: This is fantasic you, so we can estimate a magazine 436 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,920 Speaker 1: like this. Right now, we're getting a great condition to 437 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,680 Speaker 1: look at the signing right, look in the back and 438 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,520 Speaker 1: and even the front photography right here, this is my photographer. 439 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:35,080 Speaker 1: This is by David Danny Duncan. It's a funny name. 440 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:39,120 Speaker 1: You're right. Welcome welcome to the office. And David Danny Duncan, 441 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,640 Speaker 1: what can I take a pickture up for? You? Said? Well, 442 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:50,000 Speaker 1: you need I think I'm in the right wrong Okay, 443 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,760 Speaker 1: pick you of your balls? What do you want to 444 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,440 Speaker 1: pick up? Sorry, I'm supposed to pick up some flowers 445 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:58,360 Speaker 1: for from from my wife. Everybody's supposed to pick something up. 446 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,080 Speaker 1: Shut but let me put something down until you some reality. 447 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,200 Speaker 1: I'm here to take pictures of body pods. What you 448 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,760 Speaker 1: what you want? What kind of name is Duncan? They've Duncan. 449 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,160 Speaker 1: That's a good question. Could you use that question? Then 450 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:13,520 Speaker 1: the sentence police, I thought I just did? Uh? And 451 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,719 Speaker 1: then it's French? What you well? And my wife's birthday 452 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,880 Speaker 1: is coming up? Oh my god? This is so Craig 453 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:27,360 Speaker 1: is this It's a picture of my pulse. It's an original, 454 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:34,240 Speaker 1: David Danny dunk This is gorgeous. Haven't shading the lightningness contours? 455 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,520 Speaker 1: They found it just I didn't even It doesn't even 456 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,520 Speaker 1: look like your balls. It looks like it's like rock 457 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,520 Speaker 1: formation off the coast of the of a moufie exactly, 458 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,360 Speaker 1: except it all backwards. But you know, and sorry interrupted, 459 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,239 Speaker 1: you too want to hear specials. Oh my goodness, look 460 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,560 Speaker 1: at that photo. What do you think it is? Landscape? 461 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:56,880 Speaker 1: No garden? Something in the garden. I just I'll give 462 00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:01,400 Speaker 1: you a hint. It's an original duncan I that's the photographer, right, 463 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,960 Speaker 1: couple D, triple D? Oh my god, he usually does 464 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:10,360 Speaker 1: like anatomy and whatnot? There it is? Did you just 465 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:17,080 Speaker 1: did you just throw up a little. I'm sorry. I'm 466 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,960 Speaker 1: the general manager of the restaurant here, and I just 467 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,040 Speaker 1: heard you go, Oh my god? Is that a couple 468 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:27,960 Speaker 1: of D? It's a gift for me. I've never done 469 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,800 Speaker 1: this before. Man, I understand it's a gift for you. 470 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,400 Speaker 1: But I'm willing to give you this restaurant if you 471 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,920 Speaker 1: will allow me to have that photo. God creat a 472 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,960 Speaker 1: gift from you for the whole restaurant. My dream is 473 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:42,680 Speaker 1: always a ruby Tuesdays. I know. I know that's been 474 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:47,360 Speaker 1: your dream, honey, But I just think this is it's 475 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,600 Speaker 1: worth so much more than that. I mean, look, I'm 476 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:50,840 Speaker 1: not going to give you a lot of time to 477 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,360 Speaker 1: think about this. Only a week and a half. That's it. 478 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,000 Speaker 1: After that, I hate to pressure you. The offer will 479 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,480 Speaker 1: be off the table, all right. I'll be back in 480 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:04,360 Speaker 1: ten days to tell you my answer, sir, great Triple D. 481 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:08,960 Speaker 1: Triple d um. Of course, of course the world is 482 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:13,799 Speaker 1: taken by your by your unique photography. But I'm I'm 483 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,960 Speaker 1: really taken by the words you use. Now. Is it 484 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,880 Speaker 1: true that you told one customer? A lot of people 485 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,200 Speaker 1: are trying to pick up but I'm about to put down. 486 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:27,680 Speaker 1: I'm about to put down the truth. They shit, that's 487 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:32,279 Speaker 1: some wild philosophy. Triple D. You don't think you know, 488 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,560 Speaker 1: get out of the photography and get into the writing business. Look, 489 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,760 Speaker 1: I got I'm good at one thing in this world. 490 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,720 Speaker 1: I'm good at one thing. They're seeing something and capturing 491 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,000 Speaker 1: it and put it on film. If I'm not putting 492 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,680 Speaker 1: it on film, then I don't want any plot. Your 493 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:53,120 Speaker 1: word is film. This is new? Is it the Swiss? 494 00:34:53,800 --> 00:35:02,399 Speaker 1: Take the word one more time? Phil Him, I've never 495 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,520 Speaker 1: heard that word because she was an attended Yeah, how 496 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:10,239 Speaker 1: is this guy's did still his turn? Triple D? The 497 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:19,319 Speaker 1: world renowned photographer takes pictures of jugs, titties, and watermelons 498 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:28,200 Speaker 1: using five millimeter film. Oh, Phil Him? Okay, though it's uh, 499 00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:38,720 Speaker 1: well it's f I l L. You am filmed, little buddy. 500 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,400 Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry we just don't have the money anymore 501 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:46,040 Speaker 1: to put you in these uh spelling competitions. I'm sorry, 502 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,960 Speaker 1: it's just the family dry, but I don't want to 503 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:54,200 Speaker 1: work it again, say whole if I want to. I 504 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,320 Speaker 1: thought this was gonna be an access for that, but 505 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,000 Speaker 1: I mean, you're just not good at spelling. I mean 506 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,479 Speaker 1: that's just what it comes down to. Dung doung doung 507 00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:07,080 Speaker 1: running get the door, a little boy running that. You're 508 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,879 Speaker 1: just the guy I wanted to see? Is your father? 509 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,800 Speaker 1: Who my father? Is he? But he wants me to 510 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,359 Speaker 1: get some door because I'm the middleman between the door 511 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,000 Speaker 1: and did you get your father to get your mother 512 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:24,680 Speaker 1: for me? Please? Speak? Are you okay? Okay? You gonna 513 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,879 Speaker 1: tell me for a cup? Now? I'm not a cop. 514 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:31,239 Speaker 1: I'm not a police officer, not in the least bed Okay, Dad, 515 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:35,560 Speaker 1: God damn it. If you shoot the ball in the net, 516 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:40,960 Speaker 1: then that everyone to just score a point. God damn it, Dad, 517 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:44,040 Speaker 1: man at the door? Wat Mom? There's a man at 518 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:47,239 Speaker 1: the door, And wats mom? A man at the door? 519 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,680 Speaker 1: Did you ask him if he was a cop? He's 520 00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,320 Speaker 1: not a cop. Did you ask him if he was 521 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:57,840 Speaker 1: a postman? Did what his favorite flavor of ice cream on. 522 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,520 Speaker 1: I didn't ask any of those things. He seems very competent. 523 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:09,040 Speaker 1: Legs about a little, a little about his tall with me, 524 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:13,439 Speaker 1: and then his body started after the length as tall 525 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,719 Speaker 1: as you, and then his body started, all right, why 526 00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:20,719 Speaker 1: don't you go get your mom? Not a scene too, 527 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:37,799 Speaker 1: Mom was gonna stock in a charge. Our voice seen 528 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,080 Speaker 1: three comes from patron v I pn here, but once 529 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,040 Speaker 1: again I have to say thanks for what you guys do. 530 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,279 Speaker 1: As my dad recovers some surgery. He's doing fantastic. By 531 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,080 Speaker 1: the way, I am laughing my butt off, so thanks. 532 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:53,320 Speaker 1: Here's the scene during a surgery. During a surgery, doctors 533 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,880 Speaker 1: realized they made a huge mistake. Peace out and stay healthy. 534 00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:08,080 Speaker 1: Andy suture scalpel scalpel, hot dog cube hot dog keeps 535 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:12,200 Speaker 1: hear with with her without the pimento with hot dot 536 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:19,279 Speaker 1: w P sponge sponge. Should I be hearing all of this? 537 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,440 Speaker 1: And a caesiologist the patient's talking to me, now, what's happening? Alright, alright, 538 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:34,600 Speaker 1: I'll put them all the way on that. No, that's 539 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:41,600 Speaker 1: Gladys and she's the best. But I can't somebody stand here, Yeah, 540 00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:47,920 Speaker 1: Gladys little please, my bad alright, I'm gonna put this 541 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,960 Speaker 1: for a couple of your face. Just count backwards from 542 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:56,279 Speaker 1: can It's gotta's got an official medical name, the little cup, 543 00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:03,040 Speaker 1: it's the mouthpiece. Just count you know what? You know 544 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,320 Speaker 1: what that said. I'm taking I'm wrapping this up. You 545 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:13,560 Speaker 1: guys can finish this yourself without me. Okay, you're the 546 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,960 Speaker 1: best at what you do. Not to mention the judge. 547 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,680 Speaker 1: Please come back, doctor, I'm not doing it. I'm out 548 00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,960 Speaker 1: of here. You can't say you can't. Doctor. I think 549 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:27,200 Speaker 1: we've made a horrible mistake here. What is that We 550 00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,120 Speaker 1: let Gladys know that she didn't know the name of 551 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,200 Speaker 1: that little mouthpiece that covers the patient. And now now 552 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,399 Speaker 1: we don't have an anesthesiologist. If you'd like, I could 553 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:41,439 Speaker 1: slap the patient until he goes to sleep. Doctor, great, listen, 554 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,719 Speaker 1: we understand you didn't have a two rothey time in 555 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,919 Speaker 1: the operating You're a patient. You deserve to be taken 556 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,520 Speaker 1: care of. This hospital promises a terrific time to everyone. 557 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:56,239 Speaker 1: It's start right there on your wall. Yeah, you're gonna 558 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,560 Speaker 1: have a good time. We guarantee it. Or get your 559 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,759 Speaker 1: money back or get your button out now. Now I'm 560 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,680 Speaker 1: gonna say, in the twenty five years that I've been here, 561 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,880 Speaker 1: I have never given a dollar back. No one's ever 562 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,279 Speaker 1: sure the best. Sure they've ast sure that does, but 563 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,040 Speaker 1: they haven't. I had to show them where the good 564 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,680 Speaker 1: time was hidden. And now I'm gonna tell you you're 565 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:20,360 Speaker 1: a good times hidden inside of your body. Because on 566 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,960 Speaker 1: the one hand, he made a mistake. On the other hand, 567 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:30,480 Speaker 1: you now, sir, are the owner of bionic organs. Bionic organs, 568 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:34,320 Speaker 1: that's right now. There was a mix up. There is 569 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,000 Speaker 1: an army situation coming in. I don't need to get 570 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,640 Speaker 1: into the jargon. You won't understand it anyway. What a 571 00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:44,160 Speaker 1: bionic organs do the regular organs don't go find out 572 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:49,200 Speaker 1: you'll set up a gun. Go out there and find out. Craig, 573 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,280 Speaker 1: I just I mean, I'm excited you've got new organs 574 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,400 Speaker 1: and all that, but I just look, you took a 575 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,880 Speaker 1: thought of time off from the restaurant to do that 576 00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:01,280 Speaker 1: surgery and might need to sell some of your organs. 577 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:09,040 Speaker 1: That business people come inside a restaurant. I'm looking for Greg. 578 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:14,040 Speaker 1: Guys aren't here. I'm Greg. Listen, I'm from the government, 579 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:21,560 Speaker 1: and it turns let me look at from the government, 580 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,160 Speaker 1: look at the government. I can't talk about this in public, okay, 581 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,239 Speaker 1: but you and I both know why the government be 582 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:33,480 Speaker 1: coming and talking to you. Why you are swimming in 583 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:37,600 Speaker 1: that suit today. You just I got a lot of secret. 584 00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:42,000 Speaker 1: Maybe before you go into your government job today, let 585 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,360 Speaker 1: me just take you in your soup just a little No, no, 586 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,280 Speaker 1: I like the extra space so you can hide stuff in. Okay, 587 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,279 Speaker 1: then at least let me give you your I D 588 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,200 Speaker 1: before you go. Baby, No, no, look at this face. 589 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:58,680 Speaker 1: This face screamed secret government. Okay. Alright, sir, So that's 590 00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:01,120 Speaker 1: all your products here the surplus store. Did you want 591 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,400 Speaker 1: a bag? Did you bring a bag? Of course, they 592 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,600 Speaker 1: got a bag. It's in my it's in my suit. 593 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,560 Speaker 1: Here you go. You're gonna use your soup pockets to 594 00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,480 Speaker 1: carry all the supplies. Got a small Duffel bag in 595 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:16,439 Speaker 1: my pant leake here, fill it up. Now stop the training. 596 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,640 Speaker 1: His his pant leg is cut cut in the door. 597 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:24,480 Speaker 1: Stop don't don't, don't start the train. Alright, alright, that's 598 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,000 Speaker 1: an elaborate backstory. I'll hear you out. Thank you, Greg. 599 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:33,360 Speaker 1: You've got some important internal bionic organs, yes, yeah, but 600 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,080 Speaker 1: you have any idea what they can do like, I 601 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,960 Speaker 1: don't really know what my pancreas did before it was bionic. 602 00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:43,719 Speaker 1: Oh my god, those things were supposed to be mine, Craig. Really, 603 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,640 Speaker 1: now you've got my bionic work, did you say mine? 604 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:50,960 Speaker 1: Like we're supposed to mine? Am I gonna? Who are you? 605 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,799 Speaker 1: This is my wife? Thank you very much? A man, Greg, 606 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,919 Speaker 1: You're gonna live in dangerous life. You can't have a wife. Okay. Look, 607 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,320 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna bore you with my elaborate backstory, but 608 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,279 Speaker 1: basically I traded an original duncan of my balls for 609 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:09,800 Speaker 1: this Ruby Tuesdays. We did not expect that running a 610 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:13,239 Speaker 1: restaurant would be so difficult, particularly during this pandemic. It's 611 00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,640 Speaker 1: been really tough. So I am willing to trade you 612 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:21,280 Speaker 1: my bionic organs if you will run this Ruby Tuesday. 613 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,560 Speaker 1: Run a Ruby Tuesday with him? I just run it 614 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,000 Speaker 1: with him. Yes, I don't know if I can work 615 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:31,839 Speaker 1: with my wife. She seems difficult. Now. Look, um, I'm 616 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,520 Speaker 1: not going to give you your money back, okay, and 617 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:37,440 Speaker 1: I'm certainly not gonna do a swapsies. You got the bionomy, 618 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:41,280 Speaker 1: I can swaps. Come on. I'm not having a terrific 619 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:46,400 Speaker 1: time yet. Oh ship that's true. It is true, like 620 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,279 Speaker 1: how hard it can be? How hard it can be? 621 00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:58,000 Speaker 1: I see you've Greg, you've been taking your new speech 622 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:02,640 Speaker 1: therapy from DRYO. Yes, the hospital comped me before. It 623 00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:03,840 Speaker 1: is a way of trying to make up for the 624 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:07,360 Speaker 1: bionic organs in my body. Yes, you do realize that 625 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,960 Speaker 1: a nurse went down Dr. Yoda's throat not not long 626 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:16,280 Speaker 1: ago and tried to twist is flipsy doodle around? Twist 627 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:22,160 Speaker 1: is flipsy doodle? Yeah? Because your words sometimes come out incorrect. 628 00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:26,840 Speaker 1: How hard it can be? Do you do you do 629 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,400 Speaker 1: you hear that coming out of your mouth? Look fluent. 630 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:36,360 Speaker 1: I am not in the language of Yoda. Yet it 631 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,520 Speaker 1: only happened sometimes. See that was a regular English sentence. 632 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:45,160 Speaker 1: It's getting worse worse, It's getting it's getting worse worse. 633 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:49,839 Speaker 1: It's greg glad you came to me. Uh. And I again, 634 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:54,760 Speaker 1: I will say, do not seek an outside opinion beyond mine, Okay, 635 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,960 Speaker 1: And I just say that as a professional and someone 636 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,640 Speaker 1: who cares. But you're well being. But you're gonna need 637 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:04,480 Speaker 1: a special therapy and possibly surgery. We're gonna have to 638 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:08,400 Speaker 1: take out of your entire vocal cord. And Uh, I 639 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:12,600 Speaker 1: only have one chord. That's part of the problem. We're 640 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,520 Speaker 1: gonna have to put in some more and I'm not 641 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,960 Speaker 1: sure we're gonna have all the pieces needed to do it. 642 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:21,719 Speaker 1: How should I say this humanely? So? Uh, we might 643 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:27,719 Speaker 1: need to um mainly not the surgery goes humanely. Not 644 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,160 Speaker 1: the surgery goes Oh my god, this is worse than 645 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,799 Speaker 1: I thought. Greg. We're gonna have to do the surgery now, 646 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:37,680 Speaker 1: all right, so just lay down, all right, Tuesday. I 647 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:44,120 Speaker 1: can't so fast? Not so fast? I run Good Times 648 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,719 Speaker 1: Hospital down the street. Mr Vincent, What are you doing here? 649 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,759 Speaker 1: If you can call me Chuck, I'm your goddamn father 650 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:56,000 Speaker 1: after all. Wait, I bet it not my choice. I 651 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,279 Speaker 1: wasn't my choice either. I hate the blood that runs 652 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:02,000 Speaker 1: to my face. I hate is your mother? This is 653 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:08,560 Speaker 1: a more elaborate backstory that I expect your Chuck Vincent's boy. 654 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,799 Speaker 1: Aren't you you run the other hospital? Is that current? Ye? 655 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,640 Speaker 1: With everything? To me? You hate the blood that run 656 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,800 Speaker 1: through your veins? I'm told, yeah, what's it to you? 657 00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:25,320 Speaker 1: I'd like to replace your blood with bionic blood. Blood 658 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:30,080 Speaker 1: you mean little tiny robots, Yes, little robots that will 659 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:36,000 Speaker 1: march through your atrium and your ventricles. I think you 660 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:39,000 Speaker 1: had more to say. I'm sorry, hold on, I'm thinking 661 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:44,360 Speaker 1: about something. My thoughts done. Go ahead. That was really funny. 662 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,680 Speaker 1: I also think it's funny when squirrels fired each other. 663 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,160 Speaker 1: Speaking of that yesterday, and this is not a joke. 664 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,400 Speaker 1: I watched two males squirrels try to make love to 665 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:57,840 Speaker 1: each other for over an hour. One kept moving. Please 666 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,279 Speaker 1: move your balls out of the way. I kept find 667 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:05,560 Speaker 1: your bottom, okay, uh, order for me to figure out 668 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,920 Speaker 1: what size jacuzy you're looking for. How many squirrels you 669 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,080 Speaker 1: think are going to be uh using it at the 670 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:16,440 Speaker 1: same time? Um? How many? Yeah, that's a great question. 671 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:20,960 Speaker 1: And now are about fifty eight squirrels. I would imagine 672 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,759 Speaker 1: more will come when they see the JACUZI go right, 673 00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,520 Speaker 1: But you'd like this jacuza to be size enough to 674 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,480 Speaker 1: accommodate how many? I guess is what I meant. Oh 675 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,719 Speaker 1: my gosh, you really put me on a spot here. 676 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,400 Speaker 1: We're gonna build it to spec sir, however you'd like it. 677 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,800 Speaker 1: We're very good, very good. Just don't pressure me. Baker's 678 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,279 Speaker 1: does in It's thirteen. If I'm not mistaken, how you 679 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,560 Speaker 1: are not? God damn it? He's got damn squirrels are 680 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:46,840 Speaker 1: going over then, God damn Orgy again. Jesus, this is 681 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:51,800 Speaker 1: gonna destroy property everybody. Everybody. Guess what Bob the bionic doctor, 682 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:59,279 Speaker 1: he built us a fuck pool. Let's go fucko? How 683 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:04,440 Speaker 1: long was I, Gladys? That surgery just flew by? Do 684 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,239 Speaker 1: you work? You were out for? Just to go a 685 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:09,440 Speaker 1: little time bit? I gave a little lecture for a 686 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:15,799 Speaker 1: good time, complained last time. Hey, well, hey, they had 687 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:20,000 Speaker 1: the weirdest dreams during that surgery, like Yoda was in 688 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:25,360 Speaker 1: there and uh Ruby Tuesdays and the Vincent father and 689 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:29,440 Speaker 1: son uh and there were squirrels fucking in a JACUSI 690 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,680 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, am I supposed to be feigning interest in 691 00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:39,200 Speaker 1: your dreams because poor Gladys could not even feign interest. 692 00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,440 Speaker 1: Let's thank all of our alchemi is, starting with Gary 693 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:46,440 Speaker 1: Anthony Williams. Thank you, buddy. Um, Folks should check out 694 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,640 Speaker 1: the crew on Netflix. What else would you like them 695 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:53,120 Speaker 1: to know? Anything? Yeah? All right, get it? Hey, you 696 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,319 Speaker 1: know what? I want them to hit me up at 697 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,600 Speaker 1: Gary Anthony Williams on Instagram because I have a lot 698 00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,360 Speaker 1: to say to them. Individual Please do check him out 699 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:08,200 Speaker 1: now and James Heeney. Uh well, I'd like to just ask. 700 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,320 Speaker 1: It's been a while since I've given it. Ask and 701 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:14,080 Speaker 1: here it comes again. A review. I mean, I don't 702 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:17,480 Speaker 1: think it takes that much time, but it's something that 703 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,360 Speaker 1: pays forward to us so much like a review spreads 704 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,239 Speaker 1: the word build our community. And I don't know why 705 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,560 Speaker 1: people don't want to just review more often. Do you 706 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,440 Speaker 1: want to tell them what to review, James, or just 707 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:33,640 Speaker 1: ask podcast podcast Alchemy this specifically, any review you give 708 00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:36,120 Speaker 1: us this great, but it seems to have more weight 709 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,560 Speaker 1: on your work in particular, they should mention. I mean, 710 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,200 Speaker 1: it doesn't hurt, but you can anything you say as 711 00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,080 Speaker 1: long as it's an honest review of how much you 712 00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,680 Speaker 1: enjoy it. Okay, that's a good start. Thank you for that, James. 713 00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,960 Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, thank you so damn much, buddy. Thank you 714 00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,320 Speaker 1: for having me. I'm just checking out Gary Anthony Williams 715 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:58,359 Speaker 1: Instagram here. Just became a follower of the Wife's There's 716 00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:03,000 Speaker 1: some good there's some good stuff here, some good stuff here. 717 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,560 Speaker 1: I've always been a fan, Now I'm a digital fan. 718 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,839 Speaker 1: I'm happy to spend the rest of my life looking 719 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,120 Speaker 1: at your page. Gary. Thank you thank you, thank you, 720 00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:15,719 Speaker 1: thank you for sharing that. Chris. Yeah, Joey German here 721 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:19,680 Speaker 1: I am James is right. Go check out Gary's Instagram, 722 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:26,200 Speaker 1: give it a like, give it a follow, and James 723 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:32,239 Speaker 1: James nailed there, he nailed there. You guys not see Chris, 724 00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,600 Speaker 1: I mean he's in the box next only you can 725 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:41,400 Speaker 1: see me, Kevin oh Man. What a gift. All right, 726 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,759 Speaker 1: thanks Joey Cregan much. What would you like us to 727 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:48,400 Speaker 1: know about Philbert Well, I've been on Gary Anthony Williams 728 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:53,839 Speaker 1: Instagram many times, still thinking about following. Uh, just contemplating 729 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,759 Speaker 1: it seriously. But there's some good stuff there. Also, I'm 730 00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,359 Speaker 1: in a little indie movie called Murder Berry Wyn uh 731 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,279 Speaker 1: and it's it's available. It's gonna be available soon for 732 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,520 Speaker 1: digital rental and download. And if you're thinking about pre 733 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,080 Speaker 1: ordering it, you you you can get the deck of 734 00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:11,759 Speaker 1: cards that's featured in the movie. So go to pre 735 00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:14,839 Speaker 1: dash order dot murder Berry win dot com. You can 736 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,879 Speaker 1: watch the trailer see if you're interested in the movie. 737 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:21,279 Speaker 1: I can say that I'm the villainy indie in an 738 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:26,400 Speaker 1: indie movie. In the meantime pronounced that form is slowly 739 00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:30,360 Speaker 1: Craig please, So people murder berry b A r R 740 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:35,000 Speaker 1: y bu r What like you murder someone that you 741 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:39,120 Speaker 1: dig earth and buried the men the earth? What's the 742 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:45,200 Speaker 1: last time I would say bury? Yeah? Win w I 743 00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:50,480 Speaker 1: n oh. So it's like you're okay, like the casino mogul. 744 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:55,040 Speaker 1: It's just like eat sheets and leaves right where you know, 745 00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,920 Speaker 1: where you put up. There's no comma. There's no comma, 746 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,719 Speaker 1: and you can we can we change the name. Let's 747 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:05,720 Speaker 1: change the name. We're not changing something memorable. Let's also 748 00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:11,160 Speaker 1: thank our producer the stars, Mr Doug bad Damn fine 749 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:15,680 Speaker 1: folks did hear from d thank all of you for 750 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,719 Speaker 1: given a good gosh darn. We much appreciate and love 751 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,200 Speaker 1: you very much. Please look God for each other while 752 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,800 Speaker 1: you're at it. Can ask for more except for continue 753 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:27,040 Speaker 1: to wear a mask for now until next time. How 754 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:27,319 Speaker 1: can