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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important to production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously the

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Speaker 1: most critically important issues on the planet today. This is important.

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Speaker 1: The dingle dangles and the flippity laps the most obeast state.

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Speaker 1: There's always a battle for that. They just whip a

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Speaker 1: dude's taper off, show us your wee waws and your

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Speaker 1: who Who's I want to suck your dingle berries? Buckle up?

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Speaker 1: Does it smell like camp fire? Up until I like

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Speaker 1: knew that people were dying in homes were being burnt.

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Speaker 1: When I first moved to California, I would smell that.

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Speaker 1: I'd come outside, I'd be like, mmm, I like how

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Speaker 1: just sometimes in the summer it smells like campfire here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: It's it's fun. I'm like, oh my god, what a

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Speaker 1: fun smell. I wonder what that is. Yeah, that's an aesthetic. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Fires used to be so charming. Now they're just something

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Speaker 1: we live with every year. I've lived in California my

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Speaker 1: whole life, and I really don't remember the fires when

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Speaker 1: I was growing up. It's that new ship, dude, welcome

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Speaker 1: to the new millennium. What's up with that? Are we

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Speaker 1: jumping into the conspiracy part of this right away? Or conspiracy?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Oh yeah, fire is conspiracy

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Speaker 1: to you, Kyle, maybe we need to jump into it. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean the electrical lines and how they can pop

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Speaker 1: the houses. What do you talk about conspiracy? They guess

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Speaker 1: they can the Yeah, power lines can break. That is

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Speaker 1: one of the causes of fires. I'm just saying I

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Speaker 1: did not have them growing up. It's from a gender

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Speaker 1: reveal party. Gender reveal parties? Is that what it is? Wait,

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Speaker 1: it's a sex reveal party? Right, Hey, now what do

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Speaker 1: you mean, like an older person? Oh my god, it's

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Speaker 1: not a gender reveal It's like it's you're finding out

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Speaker 1: with the sex of the baby's going to be. Are

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Speaker 1: we jumping into conspiracies? So wait, hold on there saying

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Speaker 1: everyone calls it a gender real party, but you're finding

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Speaker 1: out the sex of the child, not the gender. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I hear you. Because gender is fluid and so the

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Speaker 1: sex is the biological term minology that way, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: guess I don't know what this means. So gender is fluid?

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Speaker 1: To me, that was always the bing bongs and the

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Speaker 1: right Yeah, I mean yeah, no, I think I think

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Speaker 1: that is your that's where I'm wrong. That's your sex. Correct,

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Speaker 1: that's my sex. The dingle dangles and the flippity whaps,

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Speaker 1: which is what I do not know which one is

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Speaker 1: which in that language. There's no cursing on this podcast.

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Speaker 1: We just use fun tittle bits. When you say dingle

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Speaker 1: d angles, what's your reference in their partner? Okay? Oh,

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Speaker 1: you know the little Bengal tigers and assol. That was

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Speaker 1: like back on like game shows when they be like,

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Speaker 1: when you're making whooping with your wife, just't stopped talking

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Speaker 1: about making whoop yeah, And that was the fun game

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Speaker 1: of It's just how many times you could say whoopy,

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Speaker 1: what's the strangest place you made whoopie with your wife?

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Speaker 1: And they'd be like in the butt. And then now

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Speaker 1: on game shows, it's what's the strangest place you were

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Speaker 1: pounding your wife out? Who wap wap whap? The craziest

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Speaker 1: place she ever sucked? Your dingle dangles? It whippy c

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Speaker 1: it was heligraphic, but still didn't say the words where

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Speaker 1: it's like, where's the craziest place you've wrapped rubber bands

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Speaker 1: around the tatatas and then snapped the Bengal bangs with

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Speaker 1: the plyers. I heard your husband so crazy? How crazy

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Speaker 1: is he? He likes to get his whoop whoops stomped

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Speaker 1: on with I hels. I heard your husband was so wacky.

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Speaker 1: He likes to get ship on right on the chest.

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Speaker 1: Could say that right on the in his mouth, that's okay.

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Speaker 1: He likes to brushes teeth with boo boo. And after

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Speaker 1: you're done, you save the come and wash your who

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Speaker 1: you might be a redneck? This is important, man, we so.

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Speaker 1: But getting back to conspiracy theories and gender reveals for

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Speaker 1: sex reveals, uh, fires, is that the new thing like gender? Gender?

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Speaker 1: What does gender fluidity mean? Because I know that that's

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Speaker 1: the thing that people say, it's like, no gender is fluid,

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Speaker 1: But then they do these gender reveals. They're mislabeled as

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Speaker 1: gender reveals. They should be sex reveals, but people don't

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Speaker 1: want to say sex. Sex as your equipment, right, Sex

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Speaker 1: as your Equipment's what you got. Gender is how you

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Speaker 1: identify as a You're like, I'm a guy, and it's

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Speaker 1: like you could have a vagina, but you're like, I'm

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Speaker 1: a guy. Is there like something because this baby is

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Speaker 1: still being born, like it's still you know, being made

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Speaker 1: and it can't identify as anything, but it's sex, right,

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Speaker 1: it's being cooked in the baby of it. Here we go. Yes, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just curious. I'm I'm walking down the

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Speaker 1: path just like the map over there. This baby cannot

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Speaker 1: be like, uh, you know what, Sorry, I'm not a

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Speaker 1: pink girl. I am actually a boy. Yes, I want

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Speaker 1: to I want my color to be blue out there. Uh.

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Speaker 1: I know the people doing this or fucking they don't care. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they're baking blue cakes. They don't care. And also it's

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Speaker 1: not up to the baby until they start to talk.

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Speaker 1: They don't get as decide which colors they want on

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Speaker 1: the cakes. That's just what I'm saying. But the point

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Speaker 1: is it's got a dick or a vagina or both.

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Speaker 1: That's what the thing is revealing that it's got that.

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Speaker 1: And then there's a whole another reveal when they're old

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Speaker 1: enough to decide what they actually want to reveal themselves as,

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Speaker 1: or not even old enough, but when they actually have

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Speaker 1: the when they when they figure it out two and

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Speaker 1: a half and a half, nobody cares, by the way,

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Speaker 1: nobody cares. Just just have your baby, Just have the baby.

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Speaker 1: We just have it. If you guys had another kid

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Speaker 1: and had a gender reveal. I'd come just to just

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Speaker 1: to kick it with you guys until you crawl into

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Speaker 1: your you know, six month baby hole. That's the only

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Speaker 1: way I drink now. I don't drink unless some sex

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Speaker 1: is getting revealed. Do you feel me your sex? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I want to know what a baby is about to

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Speaker 1: be and I'm gonna get fucked up. That's what's up.

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Speaker 1: I'll drink to that. You know. There's some weird pervy

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Speaker 1: Hollywood Hills sex parties. So they're like, oh, sex reveal,

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Speaker 1: conspiracy theory, and then they just pull a curtain back.

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Speaker 1: It's just two people go and have it. They just

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Speaker 1: whip a dude's diaper off. Yeah, that's exactly time to

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Speaker 1: reveal the sex. Everybody getting dude. They have somebody in

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Speaker 1: like a big smock and they just tear it off.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, Hollywood getting dude. Show us your wee wah singer.

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Speaker 1: Who Who's I want to suck your dingle berries? Oh

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Speaker 1: that's poopo. Sorry sorry, y, I mean it's just you know,

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Speaker 1: turning my bad my good'll say take back for later,

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Speaker 1: my bad story. I said, suck you dingleberries. Oh, man,

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Speaker 1: I gotta say, guys, I'm I'm a little thrown off today.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little rocked. Talk to me. What's up? If

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Speaker 1: you notice I'm a little distant. Is this because I

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Speaker 1: like to move it? Guy died? That's one of the

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Speaker 1: reasons Blake loved to move it, Move it. I got

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Speaker 1: a troublesome email, kind of rocked me. Do tell? Yeah? Yeah, now,

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Speaker 1: let's not talk about this. Why do we know what

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Speaker 1: it is? What is it? No? That's improv Yes, No,

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Speaker 1: that's a that's a great improv technique. Yes. And I

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Speaker 1: also got something I'm gonna talk about it really quickly. Yes,

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Speaker 1: or what is it? Blake hit us with this hot sauce? Baby?

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Speaker 1: I got an email from Netflix, Okay, and I'm not

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Speaker 1: talking the streaming service. I got an email from the

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Speaker 1: Hard Copied Division. Oh snikes, you didn't return to militia? Man,

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Speaker 1: what the funk? Dude? Like out of the blue, They're like,

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Speaker 1: do you still have Little Deeter learns to fly? Like,

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Speaker 1: if you don't, we need to do something about What

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Speaker 1: do you mean? Also, what is little Deeter learns to fly? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's let's unpack that first. I think we all know

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Speaker 1: is your wife ever major Little Dead Fly. It's some

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm still haven't watched it. It's literally

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Speaker 1: sitting on my shold have it. Yes, I do still

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Speaker 1: have it, so you have it? So so yeah, what's

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Speaker 1: the problem. But this is what's weird. It's like, when's

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Speaker 1: the last time I've heard from I didn't even know

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Speaker 1: the hard copied division of Netflix still exists. Well, obviously

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Speaker 1: you do, because you got Little Deeter Learns to Fly.

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Speaker 1: It was sent to your house. I've had that for years.

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Speaker 1: There wasn't even like an intro email. It was like

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Speaker 1: it was almost like an ex girlfriend from out of

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Speaker 1: nowhere email me like hey, do you still have my potholder?

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Speaker 1: Because if you don't have to pay for you and

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Speaker 1: and it was like I haven't even talked to you

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Speaker 1: in five years, Like where's the Like, hey, how are you?

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Speaker 1: Clearly that girl is trying to get back in there.

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Speaker 1: Netflix has been a little busy, buddy. They've been busy.

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Speaker 1: They've been working on their streaming, they've been working on

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Speaker 1: advancing the industry. They kind of yes, forgot about the

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Speaker 1: closet that gave out the DVDs, but now they got

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Speaker 1: people there checking it out. And they need deeterback the

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Speaker 1: closet and their quarantine downtime, they're able to count out

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Speaker 1: how many Dieters flew away, right, and now they realized, hey,

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Speaker 1: Deeter did learn to fly over to Blake's house, and

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Speaker 1: for we're going to need that bad. Well I'm wondering, like,

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Speaker 1: do I still pay for this service? Yes, it's it's

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Speaker 1: so expensive. I just canceled it last month because I

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Speaker 1: was getting three DVDs like at a time or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? But I would probably rotate through

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Speaker 1: the three twice a year, so like six DVDs I'm

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Speaker 1: playing Like, I think it's like twenty or thirty dollars

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Speaker 1: a month. What I bet I'm still doing that? Then

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Speaker 1: it's expensive? Yeah, Like how much has Little Deeter learned

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Speaker 1: to fly? How much has this copy cost me? I've

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Speaker 1: literally had it for hundreds of dollars? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: have you no? Oh dude, that's going to be the

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Speaker 1: most expensive movie you've ever watched. Oh my god, you

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Speaker 1: better golden popcorn and what an MTV aboard? Yeah, fancy

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Speaker 1: popcorn out of a crystal chalice. Little Deeter learns to fly.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that, man. Yeah. Oh it's by verner Her. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was like something for your daughter where

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Speaker 1: it's just like I am a little like veggie tailed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is actually looks like really sad. Everyone's like real

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Speaker 1: skinny in it. I mean, to be fair, this was

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Speaker 1: a Kevin Etton suggested it back in the Workaholics Rider's Room,

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Speaker 1: like season five when he was oh boy, I mean

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Speaker 1: Vernon Rocks. Oh hell yeah, dude. They don't just keep

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Speaker 1: charging you. They make you pay for the one DVD. Adam,

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Speaker 1: it's a monthly subscription. Was there late fees or there

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Speaker 1: is no late fees because it's a monthly there's not,

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Speaker 1: But you could keep the DVD for correct. It's not

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Speaker 1: like Blockbuster ship ship, but they're charging you for that. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is some bullshit, dude. No, what are you talking.

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Speaker 1: It's a monthly subscription. It's up to you to return

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Speaker 1: it or not. I don't even know my password anymore. Well, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it's Dingley Sucker suck my dingle

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Speaker 1: doesn't seem legal to me. I'm pretty pissed if I

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Speaker 1: have been paying for this the whole time you're going

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Speaker 1: to take down Netflix. Well, this is like an app

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Speaker 1: that charges you, and you're just like, what the funk

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Speaker 1: I've been paying sixty dollars for this peaceful app for

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Speaker 1: the last three months or whatever. It's like they just

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Speaker 1: get you. It's through DVD dot com right, um now,

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Speaker 1: it's called DVDs dot com. It's not like Netflix. And

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Speaker 1: don't know, my ship came through saying it was Netflix.

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Speaker 1: It is like why all those tech companies are probably

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Speaker 1: like really really worth a lot of money because people

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Speaker 1: like completely you wrong, Like this is horrible. So they

416
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 1: go back to the doctor. They sent them home again.

417
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: They go back again and they're like, oh, you have

418
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: massive clogs in three of your arteries and you have

419
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 1: to have a stint and a fucking whatever the defibrillator

420
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,679
Speaker 1: thing put into your body so that if it happens again,

421
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 1: it's so likely that if it happens again, it's gonna

422
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 1: go ahead and pop, pop you up. God. Yeah, and

423
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 1: they fucking sent his ass home. I thought you're gonna

424
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 1: say he went to the hospital and he was like, Hey,

425
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 1: while i'm here, I got these crystals on my dick,

426
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 1: full crystallization. He dealt with that in the seventies. Don't

427
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 1: tell anyone. I'm just here for the hard thing. But

428
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,199
Speaker 1: if you could just scrape those off how it normally

429
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: happens though, it's normally like no, actually you're fine. And

430
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 1: then you're like, I actually do have something that they overlooked.

431
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 1: I feel like it's very rare for them to go,

432
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 1: you've got stage four cancer. And then they look again

433
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,640
Speaker 1: and they're like, actually you have no cancer, which essentially

434
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: was me getting AIDS. You know what I mean, stage one.

435
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: We were wrong. It's stage one. I don't know what

436
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 1: that is. I'm just I mean, I'm just kind of

437
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: speaking to how It's like, what the funk are they doing?

438
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: They're treating their best, Kyle. They're doing their best? Are they?

439
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 1: Are they bake? That's the question. Are they? I don't know.

440
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, because be sure, pay a fund for him,

441
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 1: pay it for us, go to the right ones. You

442
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 1: gotta sets them out and find a good doctor's fair Yeah, smart,

443
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: this is important. Indeed, my goodness, men's health. Everyone out there,

444
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 1: find your good doctors. I'm gonna do a real quick

445
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: early apology for yelling right there. It just reminded me

446
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: of when I was sad because I thought my dad

447
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 1: was really hurt. So that was It's an early apologize.

448
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 1: It's understandable and I'm sorry. Hey, you don't have to

449
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 1: apologize about that. You definitely have to apologize about saying

450
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: suck your dingleberries. Yep, definitely. I feel like that is

451
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 1: an apology we all need and want. We'll see if

452
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 1: that comes to fruition at the end of this hour.

453
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: We'll see. Man, I'm might dangle that one along everybody

454
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: listening to pod stun there it is who said that

455
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 1: that was a joke? He said, yeah, yeah, what is

456
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 1: your Kyle? What does your hat say? Oh it's uh

457
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: says board. Oh yeah, and now what is board? For

458
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: the listeners at home, this is a company called Board

459
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 1: Teenager founded by my good friend Blake Anderson, who has

460
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: been uh dressing me since before he had a company.

461
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 1: I've been wearing all of his hand me downs, all

462
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: of the stuff that he was going to give to

463
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 1: Buffalo Exchange. I got first DIBs, and now it is

464
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: just progressed to where I get clothes from his company

465
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 1: through Zoomie's. Actually, uh interesting you guys bring that up.

466
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: Teenage was actually featured in the new documentary Feels good Man.

467
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys are aware of that.

468
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what is uh? What is Feels good Man?

469
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 1: Feels good Man is about the artist Matt Fury. He's

470
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 1: the guy who created Peppe the Frog, and if you recall,

471
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: it became a right hate symbol, my favorite. I remember that.

472
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 1: I really was like not, I did not want to

473
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: subscribe to that bullshit and I wanted to wear the shirt,

474
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,199
Speaker 1: but yes I couldn't. I like, I just couldn't bring

475
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: myself to do it. It was like so strange. So what, yeah,

476
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 1: I remember when that frog became the symbol for hatred. Yeah,

477
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, A lot. I don't even know

478
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 1: exactly what it was a symbol for. But why that

479
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 1: frog it? I mean, the whole documentary kind of goes

480
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: in depth about it. There's you never know what the

481
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: internet what it's going to latch onto. Really, it just

482
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: kind of the drawing just encompassed a lot and it

483
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 1: kind of just took fire on like four Chan and

484
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 1: spread from there. I mean, it was just like a meme,

485
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 1: probably on an original meme that was like a hitter,

486
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: super funny to the white power community, and then he

487
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: probably just started making more right and using the same frog. Well,

488
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: isn't it something like they they see something that actually

489
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 1: has traction and then they attach a meaning to it

490
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: because it already has traction. So it's like the meme

491
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 1: was fucking hitters. So then some rolls can be like

492
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking jump onto that right now and make

493
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 1: it feel this here, this dude, this is the one

494
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: that fucking kills me. And now it's like real and

495
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: now you're like, well, fuck the white power thing where

496
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: they're basically doing the tight butt hole from Workaholics sign,

497
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,119
Speaker 1: or like the game where if like you make a

498
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: circle with your thumb and pointer finger pop the bubble

499
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 1: and you like have it below the belt and if

500
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 1: your friend sees it, you get to punch them. If

501
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: they pop the bubble, they get to punch you. Now,

502
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: if you're doing that, people are like, this dude is

503
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: just doing white power. Like I have photos where I'm like,

504
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: I'm getting somebody to look down here and now just

505
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: looks like I have hell of white power photos and

506
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:49,959
Speaker 1: this is my cover. Uh no, the exact same thing

507
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: I have photos of like me like while shooting Modern Family,

508
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: like I'm doing like the tight butt hole thing, and

509
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 1: it just it's like the white supremacists have take can

510
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: a hold of that, and people are like, well what

511
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: is that? Like we have we work Aholic shirts talking

512
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: about how I'm all to right because I have all

513
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: these old photos of me doing that thing, and I'm like, well,

514
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: it was a thing before it was a white power.

515
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: We have shirts from work Aholics with the type bottle

516
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: thing on them that's like just fully in blaze on

517
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: the front. But it's also it's only a few subscribe

518
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: to it, Like the the in basketball, Like I love

519
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: going to basketball games. I got season tickets for the Clippers,

520
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 1: and when someone shoots a three and makes it, you

521
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: throw up the three fingers. That's just what everyone does.

522
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: Everyone's done it for years and I'm still gonna do it.

523
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stop doing it because but that's like

524
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: at a basketball arena for sure, So that's in there. Yeah,

525
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: you wouldn't walk around doing it anywhere else, right, Well,

526
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: I mean I might do it while watching a basketball

527
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,719
Speaker 1: game at a bar or something, you know what I mean.

528
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not usually screaming like three just walking down

529
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: the street. You might have to start. You might have

530
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: to start. Just throw up five, just five point five

531
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: point five pointer five. I just don't know the rules.

532
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: I remember when like new balances were about to be

533
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,719
Speaker 1: like the fucking white tucked in polo khakis like they

534
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: were like polos and khakis is white supremacy. I'm like,

535
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: my fucking whole wardrobe, what are we doing here? Okay,

536
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: white supremacy thing is blue jeans and any kind of

537
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: t shirts in any kind of tennis shoes. It's just

538
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: like cultural differences, right, like like the fucking I'm going

539
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: to talk about my dad again because break down, oh god,

540
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: because he made a school in Korea when I was

541
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: eight years old, Like he had to go over there

542
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: and travel. He made a school. Yeah, he designed it

543
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: and they built it for for a school over there,

544
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: so we had to go. But in in one of

545
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: his trips he played he played got your Nose with

546
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: with a kid where you like, you know it, pretended

547
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: to grab the nose and then you hold your thumb

548
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: out through the through the through the thing. You know what.

549
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: It's like, Hey, I got your nose right here and

550
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: you can see it. But in South Korea, what that

551
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 1: symbol symbolizes is the bird. It's like, fuck you. So

552
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: the kid ran away crying, Wait, got your noses? Fuck you? Yes, Now,

553
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: having your thumb through the finger. Thumb through the finger

554
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: is the middle finger in South Korea at that time.

555
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if it this is in like maybe

556
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: it's changed, but that was, I know, hilarious. I love that.

557
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: Hey kid, fuck you? Yeah, your dad just your dad

558
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 1: just punches a kid in the nose and then flips

559
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: them off. Mom, he grabbed my nose and then said

560
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 1: fuck you. So we just have those differences now that

561
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: are seated in our country that we don't even know

562
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: where the funk all the states are, so it's like,

563
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: of course there's gonna be major differences. That's true. You

564
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: don't know what they're doing in East Dakota or nah

565
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: fucking New Hampshire, lower State, New Yorkshire, lower New Orleans.

566
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: I mean, it's all just about we're just such the

567
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: generation that's learning the Internet and like any kind of

568
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: symbolism and all that stuff. It's it's just kind of crazy.

569
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 1: But the documentary is cool. Give it a look. Seed

570
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: and what is that called again? Feels good Man? Because

571
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: that was the original meme, right, it was good Man.

572
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: That was what Pepe was saying. That's what the frog.

573
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: Pepe says in the book that he's from boys Club.

574
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: Oh boys Club. It's really it's so funny to see

575
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: what this all was birthed from. Like in the cartoon,

576
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: he like peas with his pants all the way down

577
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: to his ankles. You know how some people do that

578
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: in a journal, some people children children, Yeah, little kids

579
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: were very drunk. Well, and his roommates like, why do

580
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 1: you be like that? Why do you be like that?

581
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: He's dude. I love when he walked into the public

582
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: restroom and the homie is busted out the all the

583
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: way to the ankles, strong move. You know that dude's jokes.

584
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: Dud's got some meme, the one with the dudes got

585
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: the sucking draws the Oh, that's just what happens on

586
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: the comic book is like his roommate walks in and

587
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: he catches pe pe peine that way and he's like,

588
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,239
Speaker 1: why do you be with your pants all the way

589
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: to your ankles? And he just says, feels good, man,

590
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: And that's it. And then that became the international symbol

591
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: of the alt right and right, like you know what,

592
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: it does feel good to have hatred and bigotry in

593
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: our heart. Wouldn't that just be like the cock symbol

594
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: for like you're like, look at this fucking bitch piece

595
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: with his pants his ankles. I mean, I mean it's

596
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: taken out of context. It's like just the one picture

597
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: of context is done right. Yeah, it's hard to track.

598
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: It's how it's hard to track context, how it all starts.

599
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: You can't even find that your contact hard houd. It's

600
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 1: it's actually really hard, very hard. Like when people get

601
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: in talking about black face and they're like, well, the context, boy,

602
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: we know the joke, we know that it's bad and

603
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: that's why we did it on the show. And it's like, well,

604
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: you still did it to do the joke. Don't like.

605
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter about the context because the context of

606
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: the real context is deeper than your context of your

607
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: show for twenty minutes or whatever. Right right, Yeah, yeah,

608
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 1: I hear you. Who knows I take it back, I'm

609
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: wearing black face. Yeah. When I was wondering when you're

610
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 1: gonna say something, you almost went for us. Is a

611
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 1: charged up app This is important, My gun is God damn,

612
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: this is important. It is important. You know what? I

613
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: heard allegedly that that three finger the tight butt hole

614
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: switched to white power was a joke that backfired. I

615
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: need more. What does it mean? It's I can't cite it.

616
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 1: I can't like I just heard that allegedly somebody's fun

617
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: just make it up. What's the context? Allegedly somebody put

618
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 1: out that the three fingers up in the air is

619
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: the W four white power, or well it's a W

620
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: N a P. Because this thing that what it is.

621
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: But I did hear that allegedly that it was a

622
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 1: joke that somebody put out to say, how absurd heard

623
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: this is that you can take something as simple as

624
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: like a okay man and turn it into a white

625
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: power symbol, just like Pepe trying to actually do Pepe.

626
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: But the joke, the satire actually became reality. And this

627
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: is what I think. That's why context is out. Any

628
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 1: satirization in comedy is fucking dead. You cannot do a

629
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: satire and not it is. I think it is that

630
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 1: it forms a w P. I thought, yeah, I mean

631
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: it's a it's a fine line. It's sort of how

632
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 1: we were, and we were walking the line with workaholics

633
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: of like satirizing like bro culture, because that is us

634
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: to an extent, but obviously not as far as we

635
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: took it right. Then people would meet us in public

636
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: and think that we are that. I am Adam de

637
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 1: mamp you know, just a total fucking lose your mind maniac, right,

638
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,280
Speaker 1: and you're a totally different person. Your name is a divine,

639
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:01,479
Speaker 1: divine different guy. And I don't totally lose my mind.

640
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: I'm halfway there. How about when we came up with

641
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 1: the idea of stan Halen to kind of illustrate how

642
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: we're not what that is. Well, let's explain. So stan Halen,

643
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: the ultimate frat borrow possible in an episode of Borgoholics

644
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: and the guys are like, oh, we wanted to be

645
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: in a fraternity, but nobody wants us to be in one.

646
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,720
Speaker 1: He's a sales rep for Oakley. There's that he wears

647
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: golf gear constantly, and we wanted to be like him,

648
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,760
Speaker 1: and then found out that we just couldn't chug vodka

649
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: up our butt holes and like tap each other's dicks constantly.

650
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: And stan Halen became everyone's favorite character. I will say

651
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 1: that might have been because the actor who played him

652
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: as super funny Will a legend Will Greenberg. Yeah, that's

653
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 1: that's why I like when Tyker come out with fucking

654
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: Jojoe Rabbit. In the actual trailer, it says like, in

655
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: big bold letters, a satire for the ages, like it

656
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: has to you have to really put a context of

657
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: a satire out there in order for people to understand it,

658
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: because if you don't that it's satire, isn't it? Because

659
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 1: Tycho was just able to do it and make it work. Yeah,

660
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 1: but satire is not really supposed to beholding to saying

661
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: that it's a satire. You're supposed to be able to

662
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: look at it and be like, that's so fucking absurd.

663
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 1: That's obviously, yeah, a satire, that's the fun of it. Well,

664
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 1: and admittedly people were bummed out about the depiction of

665
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 1: Hitler being like kind of a kookie, fun best friend character.

666
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: You know. I remember when that movie first came out,

667
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: people are like up in arms when you're like, well,

668
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: obviously this is a delusional little kid's daydream and it's

669
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: a satire. But you know, people be offended. But you

670
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 1: have to really throw it out there. You have to

671
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: throw it in people's faces or to cover yourself basically,

672
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: otherwise you're gonna get like, you know, mobbed on. I mean,

673
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 1: there's a healthy thing happening with the Internet and social

674
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: media that's like I would call like a global empathy,

675
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: where now you're exposed to everybody that you may not

676
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: have been exposed you before, and you would joke about it,

677
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 1: and now it's like, actually, hey, that hurts me and

678
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: ten thousand other people's feelings and you're like, that's a

679
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: lot of people. Maybe not on earth, but like if

680
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, ten thousand people showed up on

681
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 1: your street to knock on your door and say, dude,

682
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: you just fucking dissed me. And everything like about me,

683
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: you'd be like, okay, not bad, so like, yeah, it's

684
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: it's so true. It makes you think twice about the

685
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,720
Speaker 1: jokes you're spitting, you know, like and you really gotta

686
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: come from a place that is universal, like dingle berries

687
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: and farts and stuff, you know what I mean. Hey,

688
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: everyone loved that. I think they're all replaying that right now.

689
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: I feel like we get ten thousand people at the

690
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: opening of this podcast being like, you know what, I

691
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 1: was offended by you saying you want to suck my

692
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: dingle Barry. But I was born with the he haw

693
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 1: and I was teased constantly about it. Stop kink shaming me, Man,

694
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 1: kink shame me. Don't you dare? You can't king shame?

695
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: That is my kink. I like to be shamed. I

696
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: see my kink is shame him, so try it. So

697
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 1: yeah please, Yeah, I could go any which way Baybe.

698
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: Do you think there's a guy out there named kink shame?

699
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: It's like he's got to like correct people. Hey, it's

700
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: me Kink Shane Shane with a name, Well, what kind

701
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: of name is a king? Yea, his first name is

702
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: kink and is what whose first name is king? No, no, no, no.

703
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying like he's into it. He's into kinky stuff.

704
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: So he's like online, He's like, welcome to kink Shane.

705
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: Uh and they're like, well what what when? I don't

706
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: know that's a reach. I think he'd be called kinky Shane.

707
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: Let me say this from my other podcasts. Do we

708
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: do the four of us get it only fans? And

709
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm serious about this makes some extra coin during the

710
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: pandemic kind of get through this time? What is it?

711
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: Can you explain to me what an only fans is?

712
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,720
Speaker 1: Because I don't know. I have no idea only fans.

713
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: I don't want to go behind the paywall because then

714
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 1: that's a that's a slippery slope, and I don't want

715
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 1: to lose the house and have to explain to my

716
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: fiance that the reason we have to sell the home

717
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: is because I'm watching people jerk off on the internet.

718
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 1: Oh this is a porno thing, I think, so it's

719
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: I don't think it initially was supposed to be that.

720
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 1: It isn't anything was supposed to be like I do

721
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: magic tricks, watch me on only fans, My fans can

722
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: come and help support me. It's evolving and then, like

723
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,800
Speaker 1: most things that happened on the Internet, it evolves, it evolves,

724
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: it devolves into people jerking off, And so I think

725
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: that's and getting and getting paid. Yeah, yeah, and getting paid.

726
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 1: And like the big story was Bella Thorne, who is

727
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: an actress. She's been in a bunch of movies. She

728
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 1: was like a Disney kid. I think, yeah. And she

729
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: went on there and she was like, pay me two

730
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,439
Speaker 1: dollars extra and you can see all of my hot

731
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:49,320
Speaker 1: nudes and then all these like honey fucking digitally yeah okay,

732
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 1: and she made two million dollars in a day. Wait

733
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 1: a second, I want to say allegedly in there, I

734
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: think the whole thing she said, well, she's gonna go

735
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,399
Speaker 1: on fans only and not show anything, but you'll get

736
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: to see something that nobody else will get to see,

737
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: which is like her daily routine or whatever. From what

738
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: I read, she was saying that what I purchased, from

739
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: what I purchased and paid two for. She said that

740
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 1: there was going to be nudes, and then people went

741
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: on there and there wasn't it. I want you to

742
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: be the Google guy, she said, there's not going to

743
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 1: be Well, this is a big crux to the story.

744
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: So she made two million dollars off of a miscommunication,

745
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: and I'm saying, yeah, let's join this motherfucker in a day. Yes,

746
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:31,839
Speaker 1: let's let's miscommunicate. Um, as long as we rubber band

747
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: our decks together, will we will not rubber band our

748
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 1: decks together for next two dollars a bouquet of a

749
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: bouquet of ding dong, we will not suck each other

750
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: as dingle berries. For an extra two ducks, we will not.

751
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: I said not. It is in a small font, but

752
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: it's written smaller font. Alrighty. Then Adam's got his serious

753
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: detective face on. He's looking, He's looking this up. He's like, yeah,

754
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: I'm looking. Yeah. Oh yeah. She promised no clothes nudity,

755
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: No clothes nudity. That's a weird way to phrase that, right, Yes,

756
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: it was two hundred dollars to go past her regular

757
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: PG thirteen account, which essentially was just she was repurposing

758
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: photos from her Instagram supposedly, and then there was a

759
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: two photo set that subscribers could get that with the

760
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: promise of in quotations, no closed nudity. So she was saying, yo,

761
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm going to take my pants off and you know,

762
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: show you guys my wait wow, wait, want wait want?

763
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: So what is clothed nudity? Though, like, like what the

764
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 1: hell are they trying to stay right there? You know,

765
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think it was any It's just

766
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: this girl. I she might not be great with words.

767
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. She just wrote no clothed nudity. I

768
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 1: don't think she's a she's not the only fans, she's

769
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: not a doctor. She's just trying to show her tits

770
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: and asked for some money and guess what it worked

771
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: at the tune of two Millie for a day applaud

772
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: and also Plexico Burris Uh the ex football star who

773
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 1: shot himself in the dick? Isn't that the guy that

774
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 1: shot himself in the dick? Blakey he did, Yeah, at

775
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 1: a nightcloud. I don't think it was his dick. I

776
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 1: think it was his foot. But his gun definitely did

777
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 1: go off in a strip club or something. Yeah, it's

778
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: gun he had. He had it strapped in his waistband

779
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: and it went off, and he shot himself and got

780
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: in all kinds of trouble, you know, missed games and

781
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff from the NFL he's on only

782
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: fans too, So I'm like, what is this guy doing?

783
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 1: Is this guy jerking off? Well? So yeah, so like

784
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: what is this? This is like Cameo, but porno is

785
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 1: allowed on it and all that good stuff. For now,

786
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 1: Cameo is strange anyways, Like Cameo is like, are you

787
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: on Cameo? No? No, I I thought about it. Oh man,

788
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 1: I would pay for that. I would like a cameo

789
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: from I'd pay for that too. I would spend all

790
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 1: my money just getting you to say greetings Adam, giving

791
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 1: me a little pet talks throughout the day, greetings Adam.

792
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: Uh dude. Yeah, I thought about it, but then I

793
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 1: was like, no, I'm not going to do it. That's

794
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: it seems pretty wacky. Do you think I should do it?

795
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 1: Would would be worth it. I think you'd be really

796
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: good at Yeah, you'd be at least as good as

797
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: Brett Farve. Jeez, everybody has one. It is weird how

798
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 1: many people have one. When you're like Brett Farve, do

799
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 1: you need the extra hundred dollars or two hundred dollars

800
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: or five dollars or whatever it is per video? Like

801
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 1: he's rich as hell. I understand some celebrities are like,

802
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: you know what, an extra however, many grand a month

803
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 1: would really help out. But for Brett Farve, for sure,

804
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: if he didn't just totally blow his money on only

805
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 1: fans accounts, he should have enough to not do the cameo.

806
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: I also think he might charge like a lot. Some

807
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 1: people charge quite a bit. I think there's a cap

808
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: on how much you can actually charge, though I don't

809
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: know if there is. There's a recommendation of it because

810
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I looked at it. I was like,

811
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: how when it first came out, like how much can

812
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: I make just you know, slanging words like that's that's

813
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: a lot dough. Um. But yeah, I think like people

814
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: like Caitlyn Jenner, she charges like, um, like two cheese

815
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 1: something like that every time she says happy birthday to someone. Cheese. Yep,

816
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: I'll take it. Well, I'll do it for per happy birthday.

817
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 1: That's a lot of dough. That's so nice of you. Yeah,

818
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: that that'd be great. I did for that. Just the

819
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: only people who ask you for happy birthday messages are

820
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: like Sultan's are just billionaires. Yeah, and it never happens

821
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 1: and never, never even one time. Yeah. Still waiting. I've

822
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: got some good Happy birthday any day now, any day now,

823
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: ready to say happy birthday. It looks like we lost Jersey. Yeah, yeah,

824
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,479
Speaker 1: I'm pretty bummed about that. Dorsey is on a little

825
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: vacation um in the woods. Oh, here we go. We

826
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: just realized we had lost you. Can you hear me? See? Yeah,

827
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 1: we asked you a question and you didn't answer, and

828
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: we're like, that's very He's mad. He's so pissed. She

829
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: said she did not want to show those things. We're

830
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 1: back on the bell. She didn't. She did not show

831
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:16,240
Speaker 1: the nudity. No Bella Thorne. Okay, and what's your question?

832
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: We were we moved up. We were talking about cameo

833
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: because we were talking about how it's weird, like this

834
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 1: is just the porno version of cameo. Yeah, it is cameo. Man.

835
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't like people doing cameo, getting

836
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 1: old ex famous people or whatever to do cameo so

837
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 1: they can kind of like clown on them. It's fucking gross.

838
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 1: I don't like it. That being said, I definitely want

839
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:42,359
Speaker 1: BISMARKI to intro the podcast at some point. For sure,

840
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 1: We're not going to be clowning I'll say that there's

841
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 1: no clown in here. We're we're getting people that we

842
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: are fans of. I will just hey, I just want

843
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 1: to finish my sentence, which was that Bismarkey is in

844
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: the hospital and maybe be dying right now. Really just

845
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 1: a heads up on that one. What's up with bis

846
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: market is? I think he's just got health issues. He's

847
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 1: a big guy. He's getting up there. It's not covid,

848
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 1: is it. I don't think it's COVID related. But yeah,

849
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: I think he had diabetes in the past. Um, so

850
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 1: we hope he heals up. But yes, to get him,

851
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: but I want to get him on the up and up. Yeah,

852
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 1: you can beat diabetes. You can beat diabetes. Yeah, like

853
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: if you had it in the past, can you can

854
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: you not have diet you can maintain Yeah, I'm saying

855
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,439
Speaker 1: like I I remember him announcing like he had Okay,

856
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,359
Speaker 1: I see what you mean. It was just I didn't

857
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: know that. I didn't know that you could if you could,

858
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could, like you know, put diabetes

859
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 1: into remission or however do you want to describe that? Yeah,

860
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: you do insulin and all that show. Oh, it's just

861
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: it's managed oh, I see him the thumb. Yes, and

862
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: at that point it's no longer a threat to your

863
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: your temple. Well, no, you just gotta like not be

864
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: sipping a gang of orange juice or whatever. Yeah, you

865
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: gotta watch of sugs. Yeah, you gotta just tolerate the shugs,

866
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 1: watch of maintain the shugs. I'm on cameo right now,

867
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,959
Speaker 1: and I'll say that there's not a lot of Pete

868
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: Well that you recognize. There's people that are like a

869
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: like an actor so far down the call sheet on

870
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: a possible show that there's no way that you know

871
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,399
Speaker 1: who they are. Eric Griffin is e Griff up on here?

872
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh, then for sure we have to pay

873
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: Eric Griffin too. Well, how much is yeah, let's see

874
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 1: how much E griff is seventy five dollars. But he

875
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: will chat with you for well, guess what he's going

876
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 1: to be doing on the next podcast. We're getting him

877
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 1: and we're chatting up some E Griff. That'll be the

878
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: best two dollars, not to how long's the chat? Like,

879
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: what does he got a cap on it? No? Two

880
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: dollars at cents. It literally is two dollars cents per minute,

881
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: probably a minute I don't know. Oh, that is such

882
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: a strange way of thinking about this celebrity. Like it's

883
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: like phone sex when we were kids, like yeah, and

884
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,360
Speaker 1: you could just chat it. Wait a second, it's like

885
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 1: phone sex when we were kids. Yeah, you would be like, well,

886
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. It. It's like, yeah,

887
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 1: you get ahold of a credit card, you dial it

888
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:07,799
Speaker 1: in hell, yeah dude, and then you were like hot

889
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 1: wamby blamy for only one minute. I will like what

890
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,280
Speaker 1: does that mean? Wait? Will the boys have conquered Kyle

891
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: and Blake? Will you tell everyone out there about the

892
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: number you would call to find out the time? Multiple? Mona? Yeah, multiple?

893
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 1: It was mona. Yeah you could because what was the

894
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: thing you used to be able to call a thing

895
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 1: called like popcorn? Yeah, it was like six seven six

896
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: one or one two three four. It's spelled like popcorn.

897
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 1: And this one was like seven six seven one two

898
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 1: three four. They switched some. It was like a joke.

899
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: Just stop talking about it and explain. You call it

900
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 1: so popcorn? You call and you got the time it was,

901
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 1: say at the beep Pacific standard time? Is this that's

902
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: the content Back in the day when when nobody had

903
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 1: a cell phone that was all SYNCD up to the

904
00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: same thing. You had to watch and you would have

905
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: to call the number and it would say at the tone,

906
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 1: the time is exactly blah, and you would go boop

907
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 1: and synchronize your watch. But in Conquered you have. Yeah,

908
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: some sick person in the Bay Area made Mona that

909
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 1: would be like at in to what is it at

910
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 1: the sound of the moan, It'll be two o'clock. But

911
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: she would say, at the sound of the moan, it

912
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: will be four thirty sex, right, And that's how you

913
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 1: got your tongue. And it was free and you could

914
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 1: call and beat off because you know that that was happening. Yeah, man,

915
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 1: are you calling from the house phone? They're like, mom

916
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: picks up the mom on the phone. I'm on the phone.

917
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: The sound of the moan, it's four sex, Dude. I

918
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 1: called that. I called that number so many times outside

919
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: a Mountain Mike's Pizza, just to confirm that she was

920
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 1: saying sex instead of six. And that was like the

921
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 1: fucking hottest thing to eight year old maids also whose

922
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 1: mom did that. She was such a trooper. Shout out

923
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,320
Speaker 1: to Mona Trooper, you really killed it. A Pioneer. It

924
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: was a local number. It had to be free, right,

925
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: no one's it was just a local number. It was

926
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,919
Speaker 1: like so tight. Yeah, it was like nine to five.

927
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 1: You just call it. It was the homies, mom, it

928
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: was the neighbor. You know. It was a guy at

929
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 1: the top. I'm not it was a dude. Was like

930
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,320
Speaker 1: the mound. Yeah, this is San Francisco. People were pulling

931
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 1: some wool over eyes. There's no way, there's no way.

932
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: There's absolutely no way, you chick. It was so dope.

933
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: You guys didn't have that. That's I don't assume Mona's gender.

934
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: You didn't have a sex version of popcorn. I don't

935
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: remember when Adam you uh and oh maha that that

936
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: really didn't take hold. There should be sex versions of everything.

937
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,919
Speaker 1: While we're talking about early porn or did you guys

938
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: ever do the scrambled porn or what did you guys

939
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,800
Speaker 1: have that? Of course we'll do it, yeah, yeah, do

940
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: it like you know you mean shoot shoot scrambled porn? No, like,

941
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 1: did you did you watch it? Yes? Obviously where you

942
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 1: eat eggs and what scramble? Thank you? Where you could

943
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,840
Speaker 1: cross your eyes and then because it would split it

944
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: down the middle, so it would be like the opposite sides,

945
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: but if you crossed your eyes, it would line up

946
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: kind of right after, like it'd still be like blurred.

947
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 1: I feel like some like younger people don't even know

948
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 1: what this is. So back in the day, cable there

949
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: would be like the win off cable turned off. There

950
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 1: was like it was like channel three or something, and

951
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: it was all scrambled porn and it would be like

952
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: lines through it and you could tell something's going on,

953
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 1: and every once in a while it would reset and

954
00:52:56,400 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 1: you would get to see some hot, hot cinemax porn acts.

955
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: But sometimes they were like in like different colors, like

956
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 1: a light blue or like green or something like that.

957
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 1: But it was still coming in good enough to go ahead.

958
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: And and it was weird how like different friends houses

959
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 1: got worse or better signals. So I remember my friend Ryan,

960
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: he got like a great signal in his basement. So

961
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 1: it's just like ten of us thirteen year old boys

962
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: just like kicking it in his basement, just going like

963
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: I think I saw one. And to be clear, the

964
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: audio was just regular, That's true. You were hearing people

965
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 1: fucking yep, but you just couldn't see it yep. You

966
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,439
Speaker 1: knew what the setting was like, you could hear jail

967
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 1: cell doors, like, oh, we're in a jail, Okay, that's

968
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 1: I know what those bars are made. You know where

969
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 1: that's going. Seven year old you yeah, oh yeah, Oh

970
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 1: I hope I know where it's going, because I know

971
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 1: where I'm going. Pice Channel, Baby, I'm looking up Spice

972
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: Channel merch. There's the sickest snap back you need that.

973
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 1: I might have to cop that, the Spice Channel. I

974
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: remember rocking a porn a hat for like a week

975
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:05,280
Speaker 1: and then just being like nah, oh yeah, Spice Channel

976
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 1: is way classy. Well remember when Brawsers Brawsers or Brawsers,

977
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: how did they say it depends if you're from upstate

978
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: New York or lower states? Yeah, Brawsers makes it sound

979
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: a little fancy. Brawser's the porn site gave us like

980
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: a ton of free merch at one point, which was

981
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 1: really cool with them. That was before everything. Yeah, that

982
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: was before word calls, before anything. We were just doing

983
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 1: like we did like a dumb, actually pretty funny YouTube

984
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 1: video where we were the bang Bus. If you guys

985
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 1: remember that where they were just like pull up and

986
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 1: meet a chick and then be like you want to funk,

987
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: And then of course she did in the pornoe and

988
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 1: then they would in the back and we did it

989
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,879
Speaker 1: to where we pulled up and then the girl gets

990
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,359
Speaker 1: in and she's like obviously down, and then we're too

991
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 1: afraid to make any sort of moves. Wait, hang on,

992
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: note she was not down, and we were just like, well,

993
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 1: we're not gonna initiate either. Oh yeah, that's true. And

994
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 1: then we're after as soon as she leaves, we're like,

995
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: we could have totally banned her. Whoa you basically just

996
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 1: once again satirizing like dumb bro culture. And then Brawser

997
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 1: Sawton was like, hey, these guys need to get merched up.

998
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 1: They're flying this porno flag. YEP. Is it safe to

999
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: say we're the most well known satirizers satirists of our time.

1000
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 1: I A lot of people say that a lot of

1001
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 1: my uh as as Trump always says, a lot of

1002
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 1: my really good friends say that we are the greatest

1003
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: and best satirizers of all time. Many people, who is

1004
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: his friend? Who this is real? Who is Trump's friend?

1005
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 1: Who's that guy's homie that you're like, oh, yeah, he's

1006
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:44,839
Speaker 1: constantly just gassing him up? Who's just like, Yo, don

1007
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: you were there the smartest Julian who Hannity Handity. I

1008
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: hear that he talks to Handity like an hour and

1009
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 1: a half every day. But we're really good friends, and

1010
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:58,320
Speaker 1: I feel like we're very positive with each other, and

1011
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 1: like when something good happens to one of us, were

1012
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 1: all like, hell, yeah, man, good work. I'm stuck for you.

1013
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 1: But I've never had one of you like just corner

1014
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:09,320
Speaker 1: me and been like yo, Adam, you were the most honorable,

1015
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: most righteous man of all time. Honestly, dude, I was

1016
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: scared too. But I just want to say this right here,

1017
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 1: right now, and I'll do another time. Forget it's cool.

1018
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna happen. I just can't. I

1019
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 1: just and as an apology that I would like to give,

1020
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 1: I would like to say, I'm sorry for not gassing

1021
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 1: you up more. I want to be like President Donny's homeboy,

1022
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 1: who's always gassing him up, saying positive as things to him,

1023
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: giving him the ego that he obviously needed in order

1024
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 1: to become president. I'm trying to get to gas you

1025
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 1: guys up and be that positive hype man. Be the

1026
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 1: hype man. Yeah yeah, be the hype man in your life.

1027
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 1: That that gets you juiced, that gets you jazz and

1028
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,439
Speaker 1: ready to take on the day. I would love that. Yeah,

1029
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 1: go ahead and hit us up there. You're one of

1030
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 1: the most honorable men. You are my moral compass. Love

1031
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 1: you homie. Ach. Holy sh it, dude, you could be

1032
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:06,840
Speaker 1: charging this on cameo you bad. No, No, this is

1033
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 1: all for free you. This is the only fan of

1034
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: my friend. Are just a beloved figure and one of

1035
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 1: the greatest men of all time. Kyle, Yeah, your's what's up? Dude?

1036
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 1: What's up? That's what's up? Kyle? You are here too.

1037
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: You are also here. Hit me hit me with something,

1038
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 1: gas me up, and also with you, Kyle gass me up.

1039
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 1: Uh yeah yeah yeah. Like I said, Blake, I love

1040
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: you dude. You are truly one of the blessed men

1041
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 1: of the world. That's nice. And Kyle gass me up also?

1042
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 1: Uh you know do you? You always do you? That's sick.

1043
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 1: Thank you, bro, thank you. I'm gassed, so gass, I'm

1044
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: gonna stay me. I'm so gas dude, stay you gash

1045
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: right now. I'm staying me freaking gass. I'm gass. I'm

1046
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: ready to press. I'm gassed. Damn, my bro just gass

1047
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 1: So does anyone have any takeback's apologies or compliments? Gang?

1048
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 1: It's about that time I got a compliment. It was

1049
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 1: just a real easy chat today, guys. I know, got

1050
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 1: kicked off about two minutes because of zoom stock must

1051
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 1: be plummeting. But it's good to hear from you, guys.

1052
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 1: It really is good to hear from you. I'm glad

1053
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: you're safe, you know, from those fires, and um, you know,

1054
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 1: keep keep an eye out because that would be I'll admit,

1055
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 1: and I don't know how you guys feel that would

1056
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 1: be me, That would that would I'd be pretty peeved

1057
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: if you guys all burned in live you and your

1058
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 1: fami gassed up again. Dog, I'm gonna consider that a gas. Yeah,

1059
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 1: I'm gassing you up. Get the hell I get gass

1060
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 1: up the truck and get the hell out of there.

1061
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 1: I would like to go ahead and take back the

1062
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 1: dingle berries. Uh. It's I just could have used a

1063
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: more unique word and been myself rather than using a word.

1064
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 1: Now I think you were yourself. I want you to

1065
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: take back that apology because you sucking on dingle berries.

1066
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 1: That's you, Kyle. No I'm talking about the use of

1067
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: the dingle berry word. I could have come up with

1068
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 1: a better like wing wammy flappy, you know what I mean,

1069
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 1: Like something new and fresh, like I used dingleberry. And

1070
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 1: that's where I think it was too vulgar for our fame.

1071
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: I just think it drew a parallel that people already knew,

1072
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 1: and it painted me in a corner that I wasn't

1073
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 1: trying to go, but I did. I did take ownership

1074
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 1: of it, and I rolled with it. It sucking dingle berries,

1075
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? But was it a satirization?

1076
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 1: Did you satirize something as we always do, as we

1077
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 1: constantly are I'm all, my life is a satire. Hey,

1078
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 1: that it works, then it works? All right? Well, I'm gassed,

1079
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:42,440
Speaker 1: fucking gassed on. There was a take back or apology,

1080
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 1: just I just need a for the record. Yeah, that

1081
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 1: was actually a TakeBack that turned into a non apology

1082
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 1: because Adam thought that my take back was an apology,

1083
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 1: and so I'd like, maybe he wants to take back

1084
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 1: the fact that he thought it was an apology because

1085
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 1: it was actually a take back, and I would like

1086
00:59:56,600 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 1: to compliment you for taking back here apology. Okay, it

1087
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 1: was not an apology, and also compliment myself for making

1088
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 1: you compliment your take back. Oh, I want to compliment

1089
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 1: Adam for gasing me. All right, that's the final answer.

1090
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 1: Any times that's on the record. Compliment gaps and that's

1091
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: on the records. Any takebacks, apologies or compliments. Uh, you

1092
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 1: know what, I want to apologize to all the listeners.

1093
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 1: I keep mentioning this soundboard and I'm just it's my

1094
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 1: own fault. I feel like I'm lazy. I need to

1095
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 1: pull some clips. But there will be a lot of

1096
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 1: al right, then it's coming real stop him. You could

1097
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 1: be to hope to contain them. God, so expect to

1098
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:41,959
Speaker 1: expect a lot of yeah babies coming your way next

1099
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: time on this is that guys,