Speaker 1: Attention, Shoppers. Employees Only is an improvised podcast about a
Speaker 1: fictional superstore. Any similarity to a real store or real
Speaker 1: people is completely coincidental.
Speaker 2: Way does the breakroom smell like fish? Was Victor microwaving
Speaker 2: SeaBASS again? I told him this is a common area.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now that I have y'all in the breakroom, I
Speaker 1: just want to make some lunchtime announcements. Okay. First of all,
Speaker 1: we have completed one sixteenth of our sales goals for
Speaker 1: the quarter.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, all right, that is a whole cup out
Speaker 3: of a gallon.
Speaker 1: That's a good way to look at it, Arnold, And
Speaker 1: I think we have two more days, so I think
Speaker 1: we're gonna hit the goal, all right. Second, y'all, we
Speaker 1: are missing a lot of shopping carts and we think
Speaker 1: a local gang is using them to do street races.
Speaker 4: So a local gang, Yes, sounds like coded language a
Speaker 4: little bit, Jerry, what do you mean by a local gang?
Speaker 2: Teenagers?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I just mean teenagers, Liz, I don't mean a certain
Speaker 1: ethnicity or anything like that. Well cool, I don't know
Speaker 1: what color, Robert.
Speaker 6: Does anyone know what astrological sign? If there are cart
Speaker 6: racing batties out there. Somebody has to.
Speaker 7: Tell me they're out there, Shilah. They're out there, and
Speaker 7: they are not the kind of boys you want. I've
Speaker 7: seen them out there. I've seen them out there on
Speaker 7: my smoke break because you can see where they're doing it.
Speaker 3: They take all four wheels off or they lock.
Speaker 7: Them up, and then they're sparking down the parking lot. Okay,
Speaker 7: and they're just jumping around. They're doing tiktoks.
Speaker 3: You don't want boys like that. I've done it. I
Speaker 3: did it. Of course, back in my day, it was
Speaker 3: a mustang.
Speaker 1: Do don't go watch them race the carts.
Speaker 5: They tell us what to watch.
Speaker 1: I can ask you to as an employee of this store, Jerry,
Speaker 1: then you've got to give people something else to watch.
Speaker 7: You turn on the TV and it's closed circuit. What
Speaker 7: else are you watching? It's the same thing we go as.
Speaker 1: Thank you for bringing up the TVs. That brings me
Speaker 1: to my final announcement. Okay, someone keeps going into electronics
Speaker 1: and making all of the TVs play the movie Venom
Speaker 1: Let there be Carnage. Okay, that movie is rated King
Speaker 1: thim Uh Liz. Something wrong.
Speaker 4: Someone has taken my yogurt that I just put in
Speaker 4: the fringe this morning. Oh lord, this is a major
Speaker 4: betrayal of trust. This is my Activia probiotic yogurt that
Speaker 4: I eat after lunch to keep everything moving. I need it, Okay, Shila,
Speaker 4: Robert Arnold, you were all in here before we all
Speaker 4: got in here, So it's one of you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna find you.
Speaker 3: Honey.
Speaker 7: You can put that arthuritic puff knuckle back in your
Speaker 7: holes throw, okay, because you know it ain't me. You
Speaker 7: know it ain't me. You know I'm a total top
Speaker 7: with me. It is fruit on the top.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: I'll honestly take that, Arnold because it is a fruit
Speaker 4: on the bottom.
Speaker 2: Shila, Do you have an excuse? What's your alibi?
Speaker 6: I don't eat yogurt. Yogurt is old people food. Are
Speaker 6: you sure you didn't eat it and forget it? I
Speaker 6: mean that happens to my grandma all the time, Shila.
Speaker 4: Isn't there like a TikTok tutorial about hair extensions you
Speaker 4: could be watching right now?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's such a good idea, Robert.
Speaker 8: You're gonna blame it one black person in the break room.
Speaker 8: Black people don't even eat yogurt?
Speaker 1: Is that true? Is that true that black people don't
Speaker 1: eat yogurt? Because I had never heard that.
Speaker 8: Jerry, How to hell? You're gonna tell me what black
Speaker 8: people do and don't do?
Speaker 7: Mm hm, Well, I got a book for you. It's
Speaker 7: a book written by Thomas Sole where he says that
Speaker 7: black people should be eating yogurt.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 8: If I were to eat a yogurt, it would be
Speaker 8: ad animal or a yogurt. I'm not eating no old
Speaker 8: white lady yogurt.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, this is really serious, Okay. When someone
Speaker 1: has their lunch stolen out of the fridge, we take
Speaker 1: it very seriously here at Bywell, so, Liz, I am
Speaker 1: on the case. Okay. When you have eliminated the impossible,
Speaker 1: whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Speaker 2: Jerry, what is that? What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 1: It's Sherlock Holmes. It's something Sherlock Holmes said.
Speaker 2: Okay, but like, how does that even apply here?
Speaker 1: Okay, that specific quote might not apply to this situation.
Speaker 1: Can you know, can you just let me do my
Speaker 1: thing and find your find your yogurt thief?
Speaker 8: So oh, okay, yoga goes missing and it turns into
Speaker 8: a whole episode of Scooby Doo SVU. But when they
Speaker 8: ate my lemon pepper wings, nobody knew nothing.
Speaker 3: From mistakes to right on lewis nothing. We don't sound
Speaker 3: everything by.
Speaker 4: Ooh DC, sweet carbonated heroin running through my veins.
Speaker 2: I love this stuff. Anyone need me to cover their shift?
Speaker 4: This week, they're ending all the COVID era relief, so
Speaker 4: my uh student loans are do again for the first
Speaker 4: time in three years.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Liz, you went to college. What did
Speaker 6: you major in grocery cards?
Speaker 4: No, Shilah, I was a woman studies major with a
Speaker 4: minor in art history.
Speaker 6: I also studied women in college, but I filmed it,
Speaker 6: so I made money.
Speaker 7: Well, honey, I posed for pictures, and some of them
Speaker 7: were even in black and white.
Speaker 3: I posed for pictures.
Speaker 7: I am so glad that there is no AI bringing
Speaker 7: that to life.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm on track to pay off my loans by
Speaker 4: twenty forty eight, and I figure by then I don't
Speaker 4: really even have to worry about it because the world
Speaker 4: will have been destroyed by climate change.
Speaker 7: So well, work is good, work is good. Everybody should
Speaker 7: be working. I in my opinion, they never should have
Speaker 7: made everybody stay home because of that COVID. It was
Speaker 7: just an excuse for laziness. It was laziness from the
Speaker 7: top on down. You all know when I had COVID.
Speaker 7: I came into work, y'all remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we remember, it was a full outbreak.
Speaker 6: Wait, is COVID actually done? Because I was planning on
Speaker 6: having COVID next Wednesday unless somebody can cover my shift.
Speaker 6: I got invited to be a part of Post Malone's
Speaker 6: harem and I will be a Sunday.
Speaker 2: Well, I can cover your shift. I need the money.
Speaker 2: Oh perfect.
Speaker 7: I know it's gonna hurt you a little bit, Liz
Speaker 7: in the short term, but I think it's good that
Speaker 7: we have work requirements to get food stamps. You can't
Speaker 7: just lay around coffee and say I'm fat and sick.
Speaker 3: If you can.
Speaker 7: Survive any virus, I think you can survive forty hours
Speaker 7: a week working at Burger Kink.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the loans was cool and everything, and everybody ran
Speaker 8: through those and eight crab legs for two months straight.
Speaker 8: What's messing me up now is the price of stuff
Speaker 8: going up. Daycare costs more. You know, they were getting
Speaker 8: government relief and now I gotta pay more for to
Speaker 8: wash the kids.
Speaker 5: Now they they in the car.
Speaker 2: Could you crack a window?
Speaker 8: You think I left them in there with the window
Speaker 8: rolled up? No, of course I cracked a window. And
Speaker 8: I gave some of them little ice packs that you
Speaker 8: put on your injuries when you hurt yourself as soccer.
Speaker 8: They'll be good. It's expensive, man, everything went up. Why
Speaker 8: did eggs go up? If I pay this much for eggs,
Speaker 8: some chickens better hatch out these bitches. You hear me,
Speaker 8: Why do cereal go up? It's a Crunchberry shortage. Cap'm
Speaker 8: Crunch died of COVID. I guess huh.
Speaker 3: I knew Captain Crunch back in New Orleans.
Speaker 7: And let me tell you, he pretends to crunch, but
Speaker 7: when you get down to it, he is soft on
Speaker 7: the inside.
Speaker 9: By Arnold, your boy Trump got indicted for the January
Speaker 9: sixth riot.
Speaker 7: No no, no, no, no, no, no, he's not my boy.
Speaker 7: I leaned towards him. I leaned towards him, and if
Speaker 7: he was in the room, I would lean forwards for him.
Speaker 7: They're saying, oh, he did an insurrection. Honey, it didn't work.
Speaker 7: You can't hold somebody accountable if it didn't work.
Speaker 6: I love that. I love that so much. We should
Speaker 6: apply that to my criminal record.
Speaker 8: You try to murder somebody, you go to jail for
Speaker 8: attempted murder.
Speaker 7: Yeah, honey, it wasn't attempted murder. It was just they
Speaker 7: were playing a game like.
Speaker 8: It was redneck Freaknick and I enjoyed it. I enjoyed
Speaker 8: watching it at the house. I saw people trying to
Speaker 8: crime walls where there were stairs, and.
Speaker 7: Some of them were black. Some of them were black.
Speaker 7: You can't deny it. One or two or three of
Speaker 7: them were black. You saw what he had people doing.
Speaker 7: Them dudes went down there and took a dunk on
Speaker 7: the floorida Capitol. They went and dookie for freedom. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 7: And it was the first thing they did too. That
Speaker 7: shouldn't be the first thing you did. That was terrible planning.
Speaker 7: You don't go in somewhere and doodo on the floor first.
Speaker 6: They probably ate Lisa's activity yogurt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Shilah, it's effective.
Speaker 4: If that man goes to prison, I'm gonna need a
Speaker 4: couple days off because it's just gonna be me and
Speaker 4: my magic wand and MSNBC for a few days at
Speaker 4: home together.
Speaker 6: Mmm, Mike can kiss choking.
Speaker 2: Okay, Shila, you need to respect yourself, Honey.
Speaker 3: We all do it.
Speaker 7: Honey. There's there's five hundred ways I've been choked. I
Speaker 7: used to live in Ashville. They used to choke me
Speaker 7: all night long in Ashville. And let me tell you,
Speaker 7: you can get choked. But don't ever let them shut
Speaker 7: you up. They're trying to shut Trump up, and I
Speaker 7: just can't go for it. He never even said to
Speaker 7: storm the capitol. All he said was that they stole
Speaker 7: an election and Mike Pence could fix it, and he
Speaker 7: was in the Capitol building and they need to fight
Speaker 7: like hell. And then everybody jumped to the conclusion that
Speaker 7: that meant they should storm the capitol.
Speaker 5: Didn't he say, I see y'all down there. I'm on
Speaker 5: the way.
Speaker 7: There was different sentences, Robert. I know you're just hearing it.
Speaker 7: You're not seeing it printed out in the transcript, honey,
Speaker 7: But they were separate sentences. He said, these guys are
Speaker 7: down there, Let's go down there. He's in there, he
Speaker 7: can fix it. They stole it, period paragraph. And then
Speaker 7: he said I'm gonna see you down there. Maybe that's
Speaker 7: a different day, honey, he's talking about picnic.
Speaker 4: I just can't believe this man will still be allowed
Speaker 4: to run for president.
Speaker 2: I mean, they wouldn't hire you at by.
Speaker 4: Well, if in the job interview you go, oh, by
Speaker 4: the way, I might be indicted on a few federal charges.
Speaker 6: That's not true. I literally said that.
Speaker 7: One time I was in Jacksonville and there was a
Speaker 7: very strong man and we disagreed about politics. He was
Speaker 7: a liberal, a Democrat, but he was strong and he
Speaker 7: kept me overnight, two nights in a hotel room.
Speaker 3: I couldn't leave. It felt like prison.
Speaker 7: He tied a T shirt around me, and he'd made
Speaker 7: me play Hungry Hungry Hippos for him for about forty
Speaker 7: eight hours. Right there in Jacksonville.
Speaker 4: You told me you were going to your great aunt's funeral.
Speaker 4: I covered your whole weekend.
Speaker 3: Well, honey, she's in the ground.
Speaker 5: Bye.
Speaker 1: All right, everybody, squeeze into my office here. Please close
Speaker 1: the door behind you. Okay, take a seat, folks, Shilah
Speaker 1: Arnold Robert. Now, Shilah, that's my seat. Don't sit in
Speaker 1: my that's my that's my wheelie chair. Don't sit there. Okay. Now,
Speaker 1: I've brought you in here to question you about the
Speaker 1: case of the missing yogurt Arnold. Let's start with you,
Speaker 1: my friend.
Speaker 7: Oh, I know you're gonna start with I am gonna
Speaker 7: start with you, Arnold, because I know for a fact
Speaker 7: that you have been looking for ways to promote better gut.
Speaker 1: Hell.
Speaker 7: Hell, honey, you're I know what you're I know what
Speaker 7: you're saying. Is that because I need to clean it
Speaker 7: out more than everybody else, I'm gonna be eating eating
Speaker 7: yogurt with fruit on the bottom.
Speaker 1: I would never use the term fruit even to describe
Speaker 1: bananas or apples or anything like that. So that's now,
Speaker 1: that's why.
Speaker 7: I use the term fruit. Don't come at me like
Speaker 7: you don't ever say it. There's fruit on the bottom
Speaker 7: and there's nuts on the top. I know how it works.
Speaker 7: One of these days, I'm gonna slap you with a
Speaker 7: civil rights lawsuit.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't want to get into to fruit
Speaker 1: and nuts and things like that with you, Arnold, because
Speaker 1: every time we start talking those words, you start you
Speaker 1: start threatening lawsuits.
Speaker 7: So, honey, I do not need to be stealing yogurt
Speaker 7: from lez and refrigerator.
Speaker 3: I work in the dala.
Speaker 7: If I'm hungry, honey, I just take a little slap
Speaker 7: of that turkey. I put some mayonnaise on it, right
Speaker 7: on my hand, and I just put it right in.
Speaker 7: How do you think I make it from three pm
Speaker 7: to seven?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: I think I'm satisfied with your answers for now. Arnold Robert,
Speaker 1: what let's talk about yogurt?
Speaker 5: Robert, what about yogat? You accusing me of stealing yogurt?
Speaker 1: Well, I just know that on a couple of different
Speaker 1: occasions you have accidentally eaten something that belonged to somebody
Speaker 1: else in the fridge. Specifically, one time you drank a
Speaker 1: sunkissed orange soda that I had specifically earmarked for myself
Speaker 1: in the fridge.
Speaker 8: You put a soda in the fridge of a break
Speaker 8: room of a store that employs over one hundred damn people,
Speaker 8: and you expect that same soda to be in there
Speaker 8: when you come back.
Speaker 3: I did, right.
Speaker 8: You don't even be running around like that, like you
Speaker 8: don't even lift nothing. I ain't never seen you really
Speaker 8: grab nothing heavy, and you want to talk about it.
Speaker 8: I know if I was to steal something, I would
Speaker 8: take it out the register. You have to understand my
Speaker 8: stealing is prioritized.
Speaker 1: Don't say that you would steal out of the register.
Speaker 1: I have to as a manager. I'm not allowed to
Speaker 1: hear that and just be cool with it.
Speaker 8: You're saying I stole. I'm telling you, if I were
Speaker 8: to steal, it wouldn't be No damn Yogurt.
Speaker 5: I'm out of here, all right.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't leave, please, you can't. All right, he's he's gone. Okay,
Speaker 1: Let's let's talk, Shilah.
Speaker 6: Jerry, why are you sweating.
Speaker 1: I'm you know, it's a it's an interrogation situation.
Speaker 6: People sweat, Jerry, wipe your forehead before you talk to me.
Speaker 1: Oh my Godna, just eye up here just a little
Speaker 1: bit now, Shilah. I gotta be honest. You are my
Speaker 1: number one person of interest because according to your employee record,
Speaker 1: you have been caught stealing from the store five times.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, Okay, so we're just gonna bring up old shit.
Speaker 6: Can I bring up how the old general manager told
Speaker 6: me I how to really fit bod.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we all agreed we weren't gonna bring that
Speaker 1: up again. We talked to the administration, and we talked
Speaker 1: to corporate and we're not We're not gonna get into
Speaker 1: that anymore.
Speaker 6: Jerry, Yogurt is old people food? Are you calling me old.
Speaker 1: Uh No, I'm just saying you.
Speaker 6: You're saying I'm young and supple. Jerry, that's disgusting. What's
Speaker 6: wrong with you?
Speaker 1: I wasn't saying. I did not use the word supple
Speaker 1: at any point.
Speaker 6: I mean, go look at my locker right now, open
Speaker 6: my bag. The only things I've stolen are two things
Speaker 6: of eyeshadow and a watch. I bet you feel stupid.
Speaker 1: You just gave me an idea. I think a thorough
Speaker 1: search is a good idea, Shilah. So you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go and see if it's according to
Speaker 1: the rules. Okay for me to do that, And when
Speaker 1: I get back, we are gonna go through all of
Speaker 1: these lockers and find out what's really going on here.
Speaker 8: Bye bye, Hey man, y'all gonna have to start cleaning
Speaker 8: up after yourselves. This don't make no sense. There's no
Speaker 8: clean cups. It's looked like an episode of Hoarders in here.
Speaker 8: And who the hell is eating spaghettios out the coffee bugs?
Speaker 8: This ain't even spaghettios, This spaghetti loops. This is the
Speaker 8: Bywell brand. They have got to stop playing Taylor Swift
Speaker 8: over the pa man.
Speaker 5: I'm a hater and I hate, hate, hate, hate this song.
Speaker 4: Listen, Robert, she's having a moment. I mean, the Era's
Speaker 4: tour is happening. It's huge, and I read that she
Speaker 4: just passed Barbara Streissan for female artists with the most
Speaker 4: number one hits.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's the Errors tour, all right. You get that
Speaker 8: ticket price that you'd be like, there's an error. There's
Speaker 8: a financial air right here. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: My daughter's Tory and Annie wanted to go to that
Speaker 4: Era's concert, but I told him we don't support Taylor
Speaker 4: Swift because she was notably silent on political issues early
Speaker 4: in her career, which honestly just sounded better than saying
Speaker 4: I can't afford one thousand dollars per ticket, get out.
Speaker 6: Of here with that. I saw her am Pittsburgh and
Speaker 6: it was five hundred dollars, but it was totally worth
Speaker 6: it just for the Instagram alone. Oh my god, anytime
Speaker 6: I can make white women jealous, I am on boy.
Speaker 8: Did you even watch the concert or did you just
Speaker 8: look at it through your Instagram?
Speaker 5: Fee?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 6: I tape the whole thing on my phone? I got
Speaker 6: my money's worth. You guys want to watch look, she's
Speaker 6: that little whipe blert. No, that's my finger.
Speaker 7: Now you're not gonna see me there. I'll be at
Speaker 7: home watching a Strisand video. I'll just watch Funny Girl
Speaker 7: on a loop rather than go waste any money on
Speaker 7: Taylor Swift. Damn girls, probably damn near thirty five years old,
Speaker 7: still trying to look like she's doing sleepover parties. She's
Speaker 7: got no pool with gay people. You know that gay
Speaker 7: people don't go for Swift like we did for Barbara
Speaker 7: Strice's hand. Hell, Tinky Winky from the Damn Teletubbies has
Speaker 7: more gay icon status than Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: Listen, I'm all for Taylor being a girl boss, but
Speaker 4: she's not half as good as Brandy Carlyle or Melissa
Speaker 4: Etheridge or the Indigo Girls. We all have to just
Speaker 4: realize that lesbians make better songwriters. If huge parts of
Speaker 4: society can't handle you kissing in public, that's where the
Speaker 4: music comes from.
Speaker 7: Bitch, Now you had to drag this into your liberals shit.
Speaker 7: You know, The Indigo Girls is the only concert that
Speaker 7: I ever threw tomatoes at. What I was out at.
Speaker 7: I was out in Athens, Georgia. I was doing well.
Speaker 7: The only damn song they have closer to fine. I
Speaker 7: was out in Athens, Georgia. It was supposed to be
Speaker 7: a gay festival. We had to sit through that. I
Speaker 7: threw the tomatoes. They dragged my ass out.
Speaker 8: But uh huh, Liz, why did you get him started?
Speaker 8: You know, lesbian's and gay men is the new age
Speaker 8: East Coast West Coast rivalry. They are beefed out.
Speaker 3: You know, Robert is right. I see that.
Speaker 7: I see that it's the lesbians versus the gays, just
Speaker 7: like East Coast West Coast with that rap stuff back
Speaker 7: in the nineties. And I wouldn't be half surprised if
Speaker 7: Melissa Ethrit's got gunned down in Las Vegas and then
Speaker 7: they blamed Barry Manilow.
Speaker 1: Bye, okay, everybody. I checked with corporate and it is
Speaker 1: completely permissible for me to conduct a locker search. So
Speaker 1: let's get them open and let's see if we can
Speaker 1: find that yogurt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pop those babies open. I'm ready to go in.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna find this yogurt. You guys are not going
Speaker 4: to get away with this, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Liz? Can you back up a little bit? Uh?
Speaker 1: You know you're supposed to be the walks into my home.
Speaker 1: You're coming in really hot. Okay, so back up here
Speaker 1: and I will take care of this. Let's take a
Speaker 1: look here, and Arnold, you got your locker open here?
Speaker 7: Mm hmm, Okay, you can see there's nothing in there
Speaker 7: you need to worry about. I got my d Culture book. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: you can see. I just I got, I.
Speaker 3: Got, I read, I read, I got the up.
Speaker 7: I printed out the Gay Cities Guide, the Fort Lauderdale
Speaker 7: and Sandstin.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Oh, you don't need to see this, need to see
Speaker 7: this when this is just something I'm reading it. It's well,
Speaker 7: it's the gaze of the Confederacy, and I'm just reading it.
Speaker 3: I don't agree with it, I'm just reading it.
Speaker 1: Sure, there's a lot of drawings in this book, paintings
Speaker 1: really well.
Speaker 3: I love history, you know, I love history.
Speaker 1: A lot of anatomy on display, and a lot of
Speaker 1: Confederate flash.
Speaker 3: It is a historical novel, all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't see a yogurt carton in here. Let's
Speaker 1: take a look over here in Robert's locker. Well, there's
Speaker 1: nothing in here at all.
Speaker 5: Yeah. If you don't bring shit, nobody can steal it.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. Guys, listen to Robert. You know,
Speaker 1: if you don't bring stuff to the store, there's less
Speaker 1: chance that it will be stolen. All right, Well, well,
Speaker 1: well what do we have here in Shilah's locker. Here
Speaker 1: is the eyeshadow and the watch that you said you took.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go ahead and take those back. Thank you.
Speaker 6: I mean the case has already broken on them.
Speaker 1: You can't really great, guys, shadow Shilah, this is still
Speaker 1: good and what is okay, let's.
Speaker 4: Focus on the crime. Let's focus on the crime. Ahand
Speaker 4: Jerry just get back there. Look behind all those what
Speaker 4: are those? What are these photos?
Speaker 6: They're not just botos there art. That's fourteen naked pictures
Speaker 6: of Robert, Donny, ju Derek.
Speaker 1: Well, now, very interesting, interesting observations that I am collating
Speaker 1: in my intellect to try to solve this mystery.
Speaker 2: Jerry, can you take the pipe out of your mouth?
Speaker 4: I mean, I want to solve this as much as anyone,
Speaker 4: But you look ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I told you the pipe helps me think. Okay, the
Speaker 1: pipe helps me think. All right, let's see, uh, maybe
Speaker 1: we could look in Arnold's locker again. I think I
Speaker 1: saw a white smear in there, right.
Speaker 4: Enough of everybody's weird photoshopped chotchkey's they have in their lockers.
Speaker 2: Your lockers should look like mine.
Speaker 3: You open it up.
Speaker 4: It's a backpack. It's got all my stuff in it. Here,
Speaker 4: look in my backpack, nothing stolen.
Speaker 2: But there is the yogurt. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh damn, I really thought I put that in the fridge. Guys,
Speaker 4: My bad, My bad. It is definitely fell out in
Speaker 4: my backpack and it has been there and is quite warm.
Speaker 1: Now, well, I don't mind a warm yogurt.
Speaker 4: I'm happy to give it to you, Jerry, And honestly,
Speaker 4: thank you very much for taking the investigation seriously and
Speaker 4: you know, insinuating that everybody on staff.
Speaker 2: Is a thief. It was really really cool of you,
Speaker 2: and I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Hey, I got your back, Liz, All right, no problem.
Speaker 1: Let me just take a little congratulatory spoon of this
Speaker 1: yogurt here. Okay, that has turned that is it's kind
Speaker 1: of burning a little bit, even by well.
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Speaker 10: for iHeartMedia. Produced by Timothy Farnara. The associate producer is
Speaker 10: Wesley Hayes. It is executive produced by Ron Howard, Brian
Speaker 10: Grazerkarra Welker, Nathan Kloke and Jared Logan. Editing by Sujit
Speaker 10: R and Timothy Furnara, Mixing by Jay Palisi, Casting by
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Speaker 10: Liz is played by Kara Kling. Arnold is played by
Speaker 10: James Adomian, Shilah is played by Suba Argowall, Robert is
Speaker 10: played by Clayton English, and Darry is played by Jared
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