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Speaker 1: The Nikki. Here's Nikki. Hey guys, how's it goin? Happy?

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Speaker 1: Is it too late? It's Wednesday? Okay, god, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this week is crawling and flying by at the same time.

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Speaker 1: I am in Los Angeles. I flew here last night,

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Speaker 1: um or yesterday, I should say. I'm in my hotel room,

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Speaker 1: beautiful hotel, getting put up by. I'm doing three shows

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Speaker 1: while I'm here in l A. And it's such a

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Speaker 1: good team of people that really helped manage my life

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Speaker 1: because they got all these hotel nights paid for by

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Speaker 1: different shows I'm doing out here. I forget what shows

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Speaker 1: I'm doing. I'm doing Billmore on Friday, a no day

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Speaker 1: at I'm so excited about that. Couldn't feel better about it, Like,

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Speaker 1: not even worried, not even on my mind. Just gonna

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Speaker 1: be fun, you know. Finally got to a place with that.

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Speaker 1: And then on sat to day, I'm doing some interview

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Speaker 1: about sex. They just started making some kind of show,

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Speaker 1: sex show. I forget which network gets for. And then

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Speaker 1: on Tuesday, I'm doing a really fun Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: the the lights just went out of my room. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if that's a power outage or uh wait

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Speaker 1: to tacond. No, my computer is still charging. So oh wait,

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Speaker 1: no it's not wait yes, nope, it's just my room.

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Speaker 1: Who knows what just happened. I think the room suspects

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Speaker 1: that I'm not here, um, because it just knows that

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Speaker 1: I'm elsewhere. I'm with my pusties right now, and it

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Speaker 1: suspects that there's no activity. So all the lights just

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Speaker 1: went off. Although I love this hotel room because you

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Speaker 1: hit us, it has you know, when you go to

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Speaker 1: a new hotel room. And I don't mean to be

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Speaker 1: like everyone goes to hotel rooms, so everyone must know this.

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Speaker 1: But in some of these, like I guess fancier hotel

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Speaker 1: rooms or even regular ones, you literally like don't know

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Speaker 1: where the lights are and how to turn off certain things.

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Speaker 1: There was one light in this uh in my hotel

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Speaker 1: at the UM in Cayman Islands, there was a light

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Speaker 1: above this picture of birds, which I liked the picture

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Speaker 1: a lot, but it was like, you know a light

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Speaker 1: that they put above a picture so you can see

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Speaker 1: the picture better. You know, it's like a long light

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Speaker 1: that hidens above it, and it would not fucking turn off.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know any switch for it, so I just

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Speaker 1: draped it in a shirt, a black shirt, and then

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Speaker 1: I left it there hanging over that so that because

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Speaker 1: I couldn't turn it off. And um and this this

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Speaker 1: room though, has the best thing where it's on the

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Speaker 1: wall and the light switch says like turn them all

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Speaker 1: on bedside table reading light and you just press it

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Speaker 1: and you just like get to go to bed. I

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Speaker 1: didn't even have to wear imask last night because this

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Speaker 1: place knows what they're doing with light. Shout out to

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Speaker 1: this hotel that I probably not gonna name drop. My

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Speaker 1: parents are staying here too. I had this weird thing

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Speaker 1: when I woke up this morning where I was like,

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Speaker 1: I thought about my parents being in town because I'm

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Speaker 1: flying them out here because their Grease trip was canceled.

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Speaker 1: I like to, um have friends and family with me

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Speaker 1: when I do big fun things. Um, so Friday, I'm

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Speaker 1: doing Bill mar of course, because I've said that eighteen

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Speaker 1: times already. But um, my parents love Bill Maher like,

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Speaker 1: for instance, I might say this on the show. So

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry if you guys are getting a little sneak

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Speaker 1: peek aru. But my dad when I did a lie

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Speaker 1: detector test with him on my TV show Not Safe.

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Speaker 1: If you've never seen it. You really got to go

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Speaker 1: watch it. It's one of the funniest things I've ever done.

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Speaker 1: And it's so uncomfortable for me to watch because I

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Speaker 1: asked my parents all these sex questions with a lie detector,

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Speaker 1: and uh, oh my god. When we pitched that idea,

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Speaker 1: it was like, this will be so fun. I'll fly

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Speaker 1: my parents and they'll be on the show. I remember

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Speaker 1: it and we're like thinking of questions asked them and

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Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, that's fine. And then you sit

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Speaker 1: across from your dad and you have to say, Dad,

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Speaker 1: have you ever heard me have sex? And then your

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Speaker 1: dad says yes, and you have to just that is

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Speaker 1: the most disturbing thing to me in the world. Even

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Speaker 1: though I'm someone who would have accepted to have an

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Speaker 1: old man is not my dad, and he is not

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Speaker 1: I don't even want my dad to know that that

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Speaker 1: I'm someone who rubs sexuality in everyone's face, and people

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Speaker 1: are sometimes like too much information. I think there's a

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Speaker 1: going to look into it. It's just gonna take too

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Speaker 1: much time. But I was so uncomfortable with that question

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Speaker 1: of all the ones. Even asking them if they've had

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Speaker 1: anal sex not as bad as asking if they've heard

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Speaker 1: me have sex, which a lot of people have, because

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Speaker 1: I am loud, even when I don't know that I'm

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Speaker 1: being loud. I honestly think that Andrew heard my vibrators

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Speaker 1: the other day. It was so disturbing. He got home

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Speaker 1: and I was trying to muffle them with um comforters

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Speaker 1: and like soundproof. I need to sound proof my vagina,

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Speaker 1: or like the I need to have like a oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that's a really good idea, like a soundproof globe,

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Speaker 1: almost like a planetarium type thing that has an outlet

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Speaker 1: for your legs and then it encapsulates your lower part

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Speaker 1: in a soundproof thing so that all the buzzing noises

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Speaker 1: don't um alert your roommate who is just trying to go, uh,

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Speaker 1: buy more golf clothes and walk by your door. Um.

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Speaker 1: But I woke up this morning being like, like, I'm

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Speaker 1: treating my parents to this. I'm flying them out here.

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Speaker 1: I'm putting them up at a nice hotel, the same

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Speaker 1: one I'm saying at just to make it easy. There's

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Speaker 1: also they're going to oh so for that light detector test.

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Speaker 1: The test question to ask usually when you do a

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Speaker 1: light detector test, and by the way, the ones you

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Speaker 1: see on TV are kind of fake, and I have

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Speaker 1: to be honest about the guy that we had, like

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Speaker 1: it was all a real system, but he was kind

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Speaker 1: of bullshit. He was more like of an actor, So

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Speaker 1: I don't know if the questions were real, but my

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Speaker 1: parents were just honest, so there was really no need

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Speaker 1: for the light detector. It just created an air of

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Speaker 1: like being honest, which is what's most interesting about that segment.

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Speaker 1: That guy had to ask test questions to see if

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Speaker 1: the light detector worked, which is usually like if I

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Speaker 1: were to ask Noah, I'd be like, Noah, are you

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Speaker 1: in Arizona? And you would say, you know, yes, we

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Speaker 1: know that you are. Noah, do you identify it as

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Speaker 1: a female? You would say, I'm not sure you know

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Speaker 1: all the things? No say yes, We would go I

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Speaker 1: mean that. There are times where I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I have another story to tell off to this. Really,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna this might need to be one that you

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Speaker 1: I've had one and a half lot days. I've gotten

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Speaker 1: so much done this morning, Um, in terms of just

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Speaker 1: like improving my mood, because I woke up in a

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Speaker 1: my own advice. So anyway, the the question that they

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Speaker 1: I was just thinking of funny ones that were like

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Speaker 1: obvious answers to me, and I go, Dad, do do

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Speaker 1: you love Bill Maher? And he goes yes very much,

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Speaker 1: and like that was to calibrate it, because it's so up.

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Speaker 1: My dad loves Bill Maher love love, love, love love.

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Speaker 1: It's the reason I love Bill mar so much too,

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Speaker 1: because my dad's introduced me to so many people that

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Speaker 1: I love and thought thinkers Sam Harris. My dad introduced

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Speaker 1: me to uh Conan O'Brien, who I an interview about

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Speaker 1: yesterday that I told you about um, and then Bill Maher,

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Speaker 1: Like they're my favorite people because no matter how much

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Speaker 1: how you feel about Bill Maher, I think he does.

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Speaker 1: He's he has a lot of great things to say,

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Speaker 1: and I'm even wanting to talk to him about religion

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Speaker 1: because um, as much as he hates religion and um

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Speaker 1: and so do I like organized religion. I am the spiritual,

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Speaker 1: so I hope, I hope we get into that. But

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Speaker 1: also exhilarated me. It was all these mixed feelings. So

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Speaker 1: And I won't tell you the details until um I

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Speaker 1: write a book about it someday. But if you come

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Speaker 1: see me on tour this summer and fall winter, just

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Speaker 1: go to my bio for tickets. You guys, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: you know, I share everything with you, besties, But I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna share things in these theaters that like I wish

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Speaker 1: I would have named the tour. This doesn't leave this

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Speaker 1: about this, like this thing that I'm going through anyway,

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Speaker 1: um for another time anyway. So I was feeling the

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Speaker 1: I'm like listening to music to help me process the motions.

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Speaker 1: I fall asleep. It's great five o'clock flight. It was delayed,

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Speaker 1: pushed because I'm doing Bill mar on Friday. I have

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Speaker 1: tons of time, but I like to settle in before

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Speaker 1: big appearance, especially one that I was so nervous about,

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Speaker 1: like Bill Maher. Now I could have flown in day

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Speaker 1: of and just been like, what up, Bill, I'm confident,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. But um, I got on the plane,

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Speaker 1: fell asleep. My noise canceling air pods it is you guys,

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Speaker 1: anyone out there that has air pods. And I just

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Speaker 1: my ear holes are so cavernous that they always fall

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Speaker 1: ones in so they really plug them up. Now you

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Speaker 1: put on the noise canceling, you can't hear fucking anything.

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Speaker 1: The fucking pilot was droning on and on about like

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Speaker 1: the wind speed. No one cares about wind speed. Has

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Speaker 1: anyone ever been like, oh good, Like that's nice that

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Speaker 1: the winds are seven seventy. Seven seventy is too strong

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Speaker 1: for a wind thirty miles per hour in the northeast direction.

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Speaker 1: Like pilots love to hear themselves talk. I put on

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Speaker 1: that noise. I go, why can't I hear the pilot?

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Speaker 1: I feel like you can hear him too much. Oh,

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Speaker 1: the noise canceling was off. I put it on, and

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Speaker 1: he disappeared. This loud noise disappeared. I'm sitting next to

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Speaker 1: a woman who I absolutely loved. She was a bigger woman.

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Speaker 1: Let me just say that it was a Southwest flight.

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Speaker 1: I got a window seat because I had a plus

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Speaker 1: preferred whatever, you know, even though Southwest is a socialist

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Speaker 1: flight where everyone's equal. You can buy a through one

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Speaker 1: I I actually get to decide things over you because

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00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:11,760
Speaker 1: I'm the co host of the show. And just tell her, bitch,

428
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:16,560
Speaker 1: please stay in your lane. Don't say that she does

429
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,600
Speaker 1: not like to be called a bitch. I want. The

430
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,600
Speaker 1: only thing if I call my mom a bitch it's seriously,

431
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,119
Speaker 1: is that I could call her anything else and she

432
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, when I was a kid, when I'd

433
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,000
Speaker 1: be really mad because she would be a bit. And

434
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,920
Speaker 1: because I can be a bit too, let me just say,

435
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,159
Speaker 1: if my mom's listening, she'll go Nikki said I was

436
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,360
Speaker 1: a bit. What if people here that I'm a bit?

437
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,879
Speaker 1: Everyone's a bit? Men are bitches. You're just get in

438
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,600
Speaker 1: a bad mood, you know, and you're just saying mean

439
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,600
Speaker 1: things because you can't control your emotions. So my mom

440
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,199
Speaker 1: can be a bit and I've been like, Mom, you

441
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,880
Speaker 1: were being such a bit and if you said that,

442
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,560
Speaker 1: I mean it is there's no coming back from that,

443
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,480
Speaker 1: and my mom will just it just makes her lose

444
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,840
Speaker 1: her mind. You just don't call her that. It's like, um,

445
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,959
Speaker 1: someone just someone said recently, not recently, a long time

446
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,600
Speaker 1: ago about a comedian who I like, really respected. They

447
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:08,119
Speaker 1: were like, you don't call that person crazy because it

448
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,679
Speaker 1: happened one time in a writer's room and that person.

449
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,720
Speaker 1: That's the one thing you don't call that person. And

450
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,400
Speaker 1: then someone goes, you don't call it crazy person crazy,

451
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:21,880
Speaker 1: So don't call it crazy person crazy. Oh well, you've

452
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,040
Speaker 1: heard a lot that if you like, don't call me crazy.

453
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,120
Speaker 1: Don't call what else? Did it? What else? Do women

454
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,920
Speaker 1: get mad when guys go you're being hysterical, you're being

455
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,800
Speaker 1: uh emotional And it's like, you know what. I watched

456
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,359
Speaker 1: a hannahgad Speak clip yesterday. I think it was from

457
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 1: uh Nanette, But she's talking about how women are hormonal

458
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:43,120
Speaker 1: and like, you know, that's a thing, but men have hormones.

459
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,640
Speaker 1: To people forget that, like men have hormons and that's

460
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,960
Speaker 1: one of the reasons my dad is like changing with

461
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,840
Speaker 1: old age. I've read a lot about it. And men

462
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 1: when they get older, they're testosterone plummets, and thus they

463
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:59,120
Speaker 1: have no way of kind of masking the feminine kind

464
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 1: of progester own. I guess I don't know a fan

465
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,680
Speaker 1: of progesteron. Whatever. The they don't have as much tesosterone

466
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,400
Speaker 1: to keep it inside, and so they get fucked up, dude,

467
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,400
Speaker 1: because they're feeling all these feelings that they've never felt

468
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:12,359
Speaker 1: before because of their hormones. So men of hormones too, um,

469
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 1: and men make hors Probably the older you get and

470
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 1: the less it's harder to get you know, it's harder

471
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 1: to get hard or harder to have an orgasm, or

472
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,880
Speaker 1: your penis kind of turns into a vagina because it's

473
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 1: just like a dead skin kind of thing. Yeah, well

474
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,399
Speaker 1: I think that I do. Remember my dad is a

475
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 1: good looking man, and he once said to me, I

476
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 1: remember where we were, and he was like, I remember

477
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:36,639
Speaker 1: the day I became like invisible to women, where it

478
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,199
Speaker 1: was like I would see a cute girl, and like,

479
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 1: you know, you always clock each other. Two attractive people

480
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 1: clock each other no matter what, you know, Like in relationship.

481
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: I think I found that out today when I've showered

482
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 1: and tried to look my best, but I look dead.

483
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 1: Saddam Hussein, No, it's whatever that was. His name is

484
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 1: Dai Shaike Mohammed. Yes, you look like like Saddam after

485
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 1: he's been shot. You know you look great. I love

486
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 1: your haircut, you just look your vibe before we started

487
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,679
Speaker 1: the show was like confused and stressed and like, but

488
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,400
Speaker 1: it's all because you had to interact with my mom.

489
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 1: You could have just said your mom's here, Niki and

490
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 1: I would have been like, oh my god, Andrew, if

491
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 1: you need to take some time, do you want to

492
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 1: meditate for twenty minutes? Um, I'd rather seal. I'd rather

493
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 1: seal Team six break down the wall. Let me just say, though, before,

494
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 1: how great is my mom? Though with everything that I know,

495
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 1: but my mom truly, the things that make my mom

496
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 1: like hard to be around are also the things that

497
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,159
Speaker 1: make her just so special. And I'm so excited to

498
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: have them come out here. So they're flying out here tomorrow.

499
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: Andrew and I woke up this morning in a bad

500
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 1: mood and I did one of my things. I do

501
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,679
Speaker 1: this to you often to where I'm very generous with

502
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,160
Speaker 1: my money. I think most of the time, I don't

503
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 1: even think of it as that, like I'm getting this

504
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: for you, you need to thank me and you owe me.

505
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 1: I try never to have that like that kind of mindset,

506
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 1: but sometimes I like realize the money like money. Sometimes

507
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 1: just like dawns on me, like this is a lot

508
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 1: of money, and like, well, what am I doing? And

509
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 1: so I blindly put my parents up in the same

510
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: hotel that I'm staying at, and then I like, this morning,

511
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 1: I was like, I have to find a cheaper one.

512
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 1: This place is two nice, like they don't like it.

513
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 1: Was just like wanting to control, and so I looked

514
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,120
Speaker 1: up all these hotels and then I wrote my assistant

515
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 1: and I was like, how much is it a night

516
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 1: at this hotel for my parents? And she's like five twenty,

517
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 1: I think, which is a lot. But it's a nice

518
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: hotel and my parents deserve nice things. And I'm looking

519
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 1: at other hotels. I found one for two hundred that's

520
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 1: like has great reviews, look super chic, right in the

521
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: same neighborhood. Maybe it's a little more far away from me,

522
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 1: So I go, I'm gonna get that. Then I start

523
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 1: reading reviews and they were like, this place sucks, and

524
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, what what am I doing?

525
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 1: Am I gonna miss that three extra dollars per night?

526
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: Then I'm like on my deathbed, if I will miss

527
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: that nine hundred dollars that I've spent, then what a

528
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 1: weird life that I've lived. So I'm just gonna just

529
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,880
Speaker 1: stand by it. But it's weird how my depression that

530
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 1: it's my depression or a deserving issue. No, it's not deserving.

531
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to say deserving. I just like my parents.

532
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: It wasn't deserving because this place is nice, but I

533
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,120
Speaker 1: think you can get nicer for cheaper. And my mom

534
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,479
Speaker 1: part of me that always wants a deal and doesn't

535
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 1: like to pay over priced things in retail got in

536
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 1: my head and was like, you're being reckless with your money.

537
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 1: You need to control it. You haven't started making money.

538
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 1: You might be going on tour right now, and what if?

539
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 1: And yesterday Heather McMahon on, Chelsea Handler and uh, Natasha

540
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,679
Speaker 1: Jarrow and Whitney Commings all announced their tours. Their tours

541
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 1: looked like they had splashy videos and better posters, and

542
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 1: yours isn't good enough? Your people aren't gonna come. They're

543
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 1: gonna come to your tour and they're gonna buy a ticket,

544
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: and then you're not going to do a good job

545
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 1: because you don't know really exactly what material you're doing yet,

546
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 1: even though you never know and it's always worked out, Nickie,

547
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,679
Speaker 1: So why are you freaking out? Now? I'm feeling like

548
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 1: they're gonna come to the tour, they're gonna hate it.

549
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 1: Then they're never gonna buy a ticket again. Then I'm

550
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 1: gonna be poor. Then I'm gonna regret the nine dollars

551
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 1: I spent. And it's just becomes this like and it's

552
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: gonna it's just And then I walked to Starbucks and

553
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: I put on the Conan O'Brien Interviewing Obama UH podcast

554
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 1: and it's made me laugh so hard. My my meds

555
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: kicked in and now I'm like so grateful I came

556
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: back and I'm just like in the best mood and

557
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: thank God for medication. Fucking thank God for it. If

558
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 1: you are someone out there that UH is struggling, please

559
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: do not hesitate to ask for help in the form

560
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 1: of meds, because God damn it, they've saved my life.

561
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: I guess what you know you've given me this uh

562
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: kind of advice next time, just like wait until the

563
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: med's like you gotta write down, like, oh, these are

564
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: thoughts up, I woke up thirty minutes thoughts before you've

565
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: done the right things to take care of yourself, So

566
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: let's give it thirty minutes. And that's why I didn't

567
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,479
Speaker 1: say canceled the rooms. I just go, how much are

568
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,239
Speaker 1: the rooms? If I cancel them? Now? Do I have

569
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 1: to pay anything? And she said, no, you can cancel

570
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,360
Speaker 1: them today. What other hotels are you looking at? Then

571
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 1: I researched, and then I go what am I doing?

572
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,199
Speaker 1: And then I was able to go that was a

573
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 1: weird thought. I'm sorry to even make you look that

574
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 1: up to my assistant and then we're fine, you know

575
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 1: what you should do. And then I go to my

576
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: sister and I go, how are you what's going on

577
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: in your life? Oh my god, hilarious. I go, Mom,

578
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,199
Speaker 1: there's a swimming pool on the roof. There's only one

579
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 1: way to gain and it's a tiny hole. You gotta

580
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: climb a ladder, but it's really a luxurious pool inside. Uh,

581
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: And don't forget to take your betters before you go swimming.

582
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: If you tell her it's forty grand and nine and

583
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: JFK stayed there, she'd be like, I swear God, my

584
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 1: sister and I wanted. You're so right about that, Andrew.

585
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,199
Speaker 1: If you tell my mom something costs a lot, or

586
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: you put a fake label on it, like I could

587
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: take a shirt from Target two thousand three that's been

588
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 1: through eighteen washes, eighteen thousand washes, Like I got a

589
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 1: Goodwill and I put a label on it that says, uh,

590
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: what's what? Alice and Olivia like something that you wouldn't.

591
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: They don't even make quality clothing. My mom just like

592
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: thinks she'll go, this was three d dollars in two

593
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 1: thousand seventeen. I got a deal on it. It's like, no,

594
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: my sister own a mislabel things so bad. The same

595
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 1: way my dad is my dad. If me and my

596
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: sister make any food, my dad will praise it like

597
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: we are uh you know, Emerald Legassi, Like literally anything,

598
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: I pour chips on a plate and my Dad's like,

599
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 1: these are the best, god him chips have ever had.

600
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: And my mom meanwhile was standing next to him, having

601
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 1: slaved over like a whole meal with all the different

602
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: courses and he'll be like, I just like my I'm sorry, Julia,

603
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 1: I just I like it warm. This wasn't this is

604
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: cold and it's not good, So you think I should

605
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 1: lie to you. So my sister and I want my

606
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: mom and I wanted to come up with a plan

607
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: where we buy a Trader because my mom bought him

608
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 1: an All D meal, you know, All D the grocery store.

609
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: Mom loves all the because it's discount or it's like cheaper,

610
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: and she bought him all these all the frozen meals

611
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: when she was going out of town once and he

612
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not eating that crap. This just ghost

613
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: and he's like, he likes this Trader Joe Joe's frozen meals,

614
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: and when he buys them, he feels like he's cooking

615
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: and he brags, even though my mom is literally cooked

616
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: him every lunch and dinner for his life for thirty

617
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: seven years. Thirties nine years they've been married. September eleven,

618
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: This anniversary never forget. So I've always seen it as

619
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: a day of um, yeah, dad tries can't building seven

620
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: so um, So my mom and I wanted to make

621
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: have me say I'm going to do dinner tonight and

622
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: make dinner. And I was going to throw in a

623
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: frozen like one of those all D things that my

624
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: dad hates and just scrap and just be like, Dad,

625
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: I made this, and just have him. I love that.

626
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: I've also made them do wine tastings where I buy

627
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: like a really expensive wine and for them really expensive

628
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: is like seventeen dollars and then uh, Trader Joe's like

629
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: five buck chuck or two buck chuck, whatever it is,

630
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: in compare and see if they can if nicer really

631
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: tastes better. And it doesn't. It's a lie, but it's

632
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: just so much a psychological I just love your dad

633
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: is it's like him like being like bush Light is poor,

634
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: and then he goes to Trader. He's like the bud Light.

635
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: That's faintly the idea of fancy. Trader's fancy fancy, which is,

636
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: you know, Trader Joe's owns all D so he's not wrong.

637
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 1: It is like a step above. But um, we gotta

638
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Speaker 1: get to the news. I just ask you, tho, Toyota,

639
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Speaker 1: I guess, Yeah, what did you do last night? Did

640
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Speaker 1: you have her lady spend the night? Yeah, yes, sleep over.

641
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Speaker 1: I almost came back home. Yesterday, I almost can't a

642
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Speaker 1: flight because it was running late to the air. No you,

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Speaker 1: I felt goad, I felt I would have Yeah, what

644
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Speaker 1: do you mean? What's that? You just feel like, oh,

645
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Speaker 1: seal teams that you do were doing the impression of

646
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Speaker 1: the sleepy terrorists. Um you, I have a feeling this

647
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 1: podcast is going to be called Sleepy Terrorists. I'm just

648
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Speaker 1: and I'm guessing, Noah, it's up to your discretion because

649
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Speaker 1: you always named the podcast and you break the funniest

650
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Speaker 1: descriptions bt dubs. You got to read Noah's descriptions if

651
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: you're not on whatever podcasting app you're using. She's so funny.

652
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 1: Um Nie got here? How quick I had her here

653
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: since you left? She was here that she was already waiting. Yeah.

654
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: I sensed that there was someone hiding in the hallway,

655
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: like pressed up against the side when we left. Um No,

656
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: I really appreciate you helping me with my bag yesterday

657
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,239
Speaker 1: and watching the Morning Show as I packed, and me

658
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: seeing spoilers every time I entered the room to put

659
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: something in my suitcase because we watched the Morning Show.

660
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: He was like, let's get in one episode before you go,

661
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: and I go. I gotta pack, but okay, I was

662
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: getting picked up at three thirty. We start watching it

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00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: at a probably two o'clock, and then by two forty,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, shit, I'm not really packed. I bringing my

665
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Speaker 1: suitcase and I start walking out of the room and putting,

666
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Speaker 1: and I go just continue it without me. I kind

667
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Speaker 1: of know what happens. I can't tell you. I don't

668
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: want to spoil it people. I don't want to give

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Speaker 1: it away for other people. But I have to say

670
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: I I turned on the This is kind of me

671
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: tooting my own horn. I turned on the TV yesterday

672
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: to watch it. Was I mean, I was tooting a

673
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: lot yesterday, but uh, I turned on the TV when

674
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: I got into my hotel room to tell the truth

675
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: is on the one with me on it with RuPaul

676
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: and centric to the entertainer. I had a lot of

677
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 1: Anniston vibes going yes on this thing, like my faces,

678
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: because when I watch her, I'm really good at Anniston faces,

679
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,479
Speaker 1: and my impression is good because I'm obsessed with her

680
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: and I've wanted to be her. So I'm kind of

681
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: upset more people don't point it out. To be honest

682
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 1: with you, if I'm going to do you know when

683
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: you think you're going to get a compliment and then

684
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: no one does it, and it's so embarrassing that you're like,

685
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: oh my god, I so look like blah blah blah,

686
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: and then people don't say anything that a sleepy terrorist.

687
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Speaker 1: Yeah what were you going for today? Mark like you, Yeah,

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00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: you know what you're You always look like leave Streiber.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to the news. You really do. Someone I

690
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: saw a picture yesterday actually of leave Streber that someone

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00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: sent into a gossip blog and they go, The person goes,

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00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: here's a picture I got a leave Striber. I just

693
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: saw him and it's just a picture of him staring

694
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: at the camera, smiling, and they go, why didn't you

695
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: get in the picture? You just took a picture of him,

696
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 1: And it reminded me of us running into leave Streber

697
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: and me, I mean, have we told that story before?

698
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: We can tell it later. We'll save it for final thought.

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Speaker 1: First here first, baby, oh man, I hope you're having

700
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Speaker 1: a great time Outum, they're having all the swells, especially

701
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Speaker 1: you Nikki out there in l A. You're gonna do

702
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: a great job on Bill March. Check it out on Friday.

703
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: It's gonna be awesome. I'm sorry I can't be there,

704
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 1: but I know, I really That's why I flew with

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00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: my parents. I was gonna. I just need I like

706
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: having friends places. Not that Carlisle Forrester, my best friend

707
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,959
Speaker 1: in l a Um is also going to be with

708
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: me this week. But I just I like Kevin Company.

709
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: These things are so fun. You got to bring in

710
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: people you love. It's so weird to do alone. Um. So, yeah,

711
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: I wish you were here. I wish you were here.

712
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: And then there's a big party on Saturday night at

713
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Speaker 1: ben Leaves. I'm so excited about I'm co hosting it. Well,

714
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Speaker 1: I'll be with my nephews holding them, smelling their hair,

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Speaker 1: you know how I do. That's We're gonna have a

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Speaker 1: nephew smelling booth at the party. We have karaoke, we

717
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: have a vodka bar, we have a food truck, and

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Speaker 1: we have a nephew nephew hair smelling booth. My dad

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Speaker 1: loves taking baths with my nephews. Like know, it's a

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Speaker 1: little okay, yeah sure. The no p f A Okay,

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00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: the first story. The No PF A s In Cosmetics

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00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: Act was introduced to the US House and sent in

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Speaker 1: on Tuesday, falling in the release of a new study

724
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Speaker 1: that found high levels of toxic p F A S

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00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 1: substances and fifty two percent of two and thirty one

726
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: makeup product purchased in the United States. That's really not

727
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 1: good And what is what does this? Does this cause cancer?

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Speaker 1: What do what does these things do? Yeah, it can

729
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: cause cancer, thyroid disease, liver damage, decrease fertilities. And you

730
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: don't know what's causing it. And it could be your

731
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: goddamn foundation that you got at Walgreens. I mean, this

732
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: is really, this is real. And someone I actually sent

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00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 1: this article to Noah last night because I saw it

734
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 1: posted on my friend Eden Subtly, who was our producer

735
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 1: at the show that we never did an e remember

736
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Speaker 1: eating She's amazing and she had she said early on

737
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: to me that she only shops at this place called

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00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 1: Credo that has it's for like it's credible, like makeup

739
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: that has been like clean stuff and um, and I

740
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 1: think I'm going to switch over to that too. Not

741
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: a lot of people can afford, though, the stuff that

742
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: is not going to kill you someday potentially. I mean,

743
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: this is insane that this is is that the thing

744
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,919
Speaker 1: so like, cheaper makeup will have this kind of ship

745
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: because it's stuff always has process food. I'm sure expensive

746
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 1: stuff has it too, because it probably is good stuff

747
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: to put a makeup that makes you look dewey or

748
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: you know, healthy or like you're ovulating, which is all

749
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: what Yeah, a lot of it's like in the waterproof

750
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 1: mascara and long lasting lipsticks, so essentially that it would

751
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: be cheaper because it lasts longer and now kill you

752
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:53,720
Speaker 1: because you did tested products, didn't disclose it by the way,

753
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: and that wild so of companies that have the ship

754
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: in it and then they go, well some of them

755
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: don't know, and it's like they don't know. Really, they

756
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 1: don't know. They don't have any idea. It's not good.

757
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: You go into a store and there's a little sign

758
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 1: that says we make things with cancer causing things, just

759
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: letting you know. A little plaque. Starbucks has that. Sometimes

760
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 1: it's like it's everywhere and it's so they get away

761
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 1: with it because no one can ever connect it to

762
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,879
Speaker 1: it because we consume so many plastics and you can

763
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: we're around different insulation and walls like asbestos and stuff

764
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: like you don't know what could eventually so many different things. Yeah,

765
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: it's like, actually now it was you know, the shoes

766
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: you're wearing or whatever. Get um, yeah, it's it's it's wild.

767
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: So I just wanted to alert girls out there. That's

768
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: why I wanted this new segment because I needed to

769
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: kind of hear this and just realize, you know, not

770
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: only do we not want to put things on our

771
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: face that are tested on animals if we can help it,

772
00:36:56,120 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: that's another battle to fucking like, I have a problem

773
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,760
Speaker 1: with animal testing obviously as vegan, but I use products

774
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: that are definitely tested on animals. I got the vaccine

775
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: tested on animals. Like, I don't know where what to

776
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 1: do at some point, Um, you know, you just do

777
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: your best. So I just want to be people to

778
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: be alerted that your makeup maybe killing you. Next story, Okay,

779
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: would you rather wear makeup right and look beautiful but

780
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: diet or never wear makeup again and diet? Okay I

781
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 1: have that would give me how many years left? Years left? No,

782
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: I'm thirty seven, eighteen more years or diet seventy I

783
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: honestly I'm going because I gotta be honest with you guys.

784
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 1: I and I know that sounds weird. And maybe I've

785
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 1: changed my mind, but I don't think a long life

786
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: equals a better life. I just don't think. I think

787
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: that if a kid lives till seven like people My

788
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: sister hates when I talk about climate change and how

789
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: the world I think is ending, and I go, even

790
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 1: if a child dies in climate change related things, or

791
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: like a meteor hits the earth and everyone dies together

792
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: and your child is whatever. Obviously, I think anyone dying

793
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 1: is so tragic, and hopefully we can save everyone all

794
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 1: the time, and especially children. But I don't think much

795
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: like I view relationships that end before death, before the forever,

796
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: you know, when people divorce, I think that that relationship

797
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: wasn't a failure, you know, like it's still mattered. And

798
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: so I think of life as that too. And I

799
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: think that I could have a great eighteen more years

800
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: and look great and live my best life if I

801
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: felt confident in because I really need it. I need makeup.

802
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and I know that's sad, but and then

803
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: honestly I would be I could die tomorrow and I

804
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: would be happy with my life. I swear to God,

805
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: like I don't want to eye tomorrow, but I would

806
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: be okay with it because I can't control things, and um, yes,

807
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: and I as long as I look hot. You know

808
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: that last picture really matters to me. Um, And so

809
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: I'd rather be if you die and we do. Yeah,

810
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: just let me know what your routine is so I

811
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: could give it to the Robin do my makeup for

812
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 1: Mike Robin U from Yeah, but put her in a

813
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: city hotel because I hope she heard at the top

814
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 1: of the show. It just didn't go to this part. Okay.

815
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 1: So I got this thing called glow Screen. It's from

816
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 1: super Group. It's super Coup. What's her name's company? I

817
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: don't feel like it is Gwyneth Paltrow, Yeah, possibly, but

818
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: it's it's glow screen SPF forty. It's a lightweight pro

819
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 1: lescent formula that hydrate skin. Guys, if you want to

820
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: get your girlfriend something, um that she'll love, it is

821
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 1: a SPF forty. It is a tint in it. It's

822
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 1: called glow screen. It is clean chemical sunscreen, non irritating,

823
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: non synthetic, fragrance, and vegan and it's cruelty free. And

824
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: then there's this thing called glow oil that I'm obsessed with.

825
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: It makes you look like do wheat and glowy and

826
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 1: you spray it on yourself, but you have to hold

827
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: it with a towel because your hands get so greasy

828
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: that it's hard to do. But it's also supergroup and

829
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: it's called global or whatever p F S A S

830
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, no p S A is about this either,

831
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,959
Speaker 1: there's no no, no, no. It seems like it's probably sets,

832
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 1: but who knows because they don't tell you next story.

833
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 1: I just feel like, real quick though, if I was

834
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 1: a woman like I would, I would never feel satisfied

835
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 1: with my make Like that's the hard part. I feel

836
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: like being like stressed, like never feeling like I figured

837
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: out the right uh you know potion for my face. Well,

838
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: I would constantly feel like I'd have to and there's

839
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: so many. That's what I used to have a bit about.

840
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: You go to Sephora and you see all new products

841
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: that you know, our mother's if you're a millennial or

842
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: around my age, your mom did not need an eyebrow

843
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 1: gel or a brow whiz pencil, or a primer like

844
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 1: they eyeshadow palettes that were as big as the ones

845
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: Monet used to make water lilies, Like, we don't all

846
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: this stuff is bullshit. It's Polly Pocket for women for

847
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: like kids. You know, it's like you've got to collect

848
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 1: them all and it's just marketing and it does make

849
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: you feel overwhelmed. If you want to know, I will

850
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: do like my regimen because I think that mine is

851
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: down to a science where I've really I recently gave

852
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 1: my sister and mom all of my expensive products that

853
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: I've bought over the years on these impulsive buys that

854
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: have just cluttered my my. Uh, you know whatever, my boudoir.

855
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 1: Why do boudoir? I don't even know what that is,

856
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 1: but it's just it's simple, It's really simple. I washed

857
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 1: my face with the squaling cleanser from the ordinary. It's

858
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: like seven bucks, dude. Then squaling cleanser from the ordinary.

859
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: I wash it with that. Sometimes I use an exfoliating

860
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: um uh face wash like once a week or whatever,

861
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: or exfoliating pads also from Beverly Hills Facial I think

862
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: is the name of the company. Once a week or

863
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: whenever I remember to or I looked just like a

864
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,919
Speaker 1: little like rough and I need to flake off some skin.

865
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: Then I every day I put night and day is

866
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: the same thing. No night's different. I put on this, dude.

867
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: The plants squalling from the ordinary, not the HEMI squalling.

868
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: The plant squalling from the ordinary is feels greasy. It

869
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: will stain your sheets, but it will come out on

870
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 1: the wash. I put that, I smear that on is

871
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: the most moisturizing serum ever. And then on top of that,

872
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: I put um a keel's uh like SPF or now

873
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: I use the super group SPF. And then I'm good

874
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: to go. And then I put on my makeup, and

875
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 1: then at night I wear I do the Elias serum

876
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 1: tinted serum. I l I a tinted serum. If you

877
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 1: go to alia dot com they have it's like the

878
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 1: first thing that comes up. It's like the most popular item.

879
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: And then I use and I think the stuff is

880
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: really clean as well. And then at night I just

881
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: want to say, I use this new drunk Elephant um.

882
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: It's like has a green lid, white body, green lit lid.

883
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: It's called drunk Elephant, I think. And the container is

884
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 1: so awesome. It comes out in the way out of

885
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: bed with it's like sixty eight bucks or something ridiculous,

886
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 1: but it does last you a whole month and a

887
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: half of like very liberal use um anyway, So that's

888
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 1: my an. And then I use a eyelash serum that

889
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: is making me go blind slowly, but my eyelashes be

890
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: thick and long. A fuck like I said a fun time,

891
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 1: I didn't go a f a fuck. Um. I think

892
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: that's what's in the substance. Okay. I study finds that

893
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 1: earworms can cause problems. Earworms can cause problems and getting

894
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: to sleep and stain asleep because our brains continue to

895
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,439
Speaker 1: process the music when none is playing. What's interesting about

896
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: this article it's not even the lyrics, it's the actual

897
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: the music that you hear. Okay, can be the lyrics,

898
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 1: because sometimes the lyrics follow the same melody as this

899
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 1: sound behind it. I'm really into songwriting right now. Um, yeah,

900
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 1: what's the music right before you go to bed? Um?

901
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes but generally I'm listening to my trusty white noise

902
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,959
Speaker 1: or I'm listening to SMR or um watching a work

903
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 1: get dug out of someone's foot, you know, something soothing

904
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: like that. But um, what what kind of earworms do

905
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 1: you deal with? Like Noah Andrew, do you do any

906
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 1: songs come to mind when you think of this of like,

907
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, I couldn't get that song out of

908
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: my head. There's always the I mean, there's a lot

909
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: of TikTok's, like what was the one recently? Bangin it

910
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: come up? Barrtinia bar any Warm, like I don't go

911
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: to but I know that one was out there while

912
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 1: uh no, that's Peaches. That one right now is in

913
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: my head. I'm going down to Georgia. That ship hate.

914
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: You said to me, I think you'll like it if

915
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: you hear the whole version or something and go, this

916
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: is We were listening to it on the radio and

917
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 1: I go, I don't like this song at all. The no, no, no,

918
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,320
Speaker 1: it might be just done in Georgia. He has a

919
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 1: version where it's just a piano and he's just singing

920
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 1: without this extra ship. I hate all auto tune. I

921
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: hate all that extra stuff. Just give me an acoustic

922
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: guitar and a man belting out his love. You know

923
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 1: you love an acoustic singer songwriter? I did too. I Um,

924
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: I got my own song stuck in my head, the

925
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: one that I wrote. I had that stuck in my

926
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 1: head for like a day and a half after I

927
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: wrote it, which I loved because I was like, oh

928
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: my god, my own song is catchy to me. I'm

929
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: not going to sing it yet, but um noah, what's

930
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: a ear worm that you can have suffered with? Well,

931
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 1: I was gonna say a couple of days ago and

932
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: we did Slice of Life and I was listening to

933
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: the audio that you gave me, so I caught myself

934
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: about to go into the showers singing, I am so

935
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:44,760
Speaker 1: grateful for my job, for my health, for my mom.

936
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so for my hands, for my hands,

937
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: for my pot, for Howard Stern. Like that was God.

938
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: I loved that so much. Thank you for letting me

939
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: share that with you guys like me thinking I'm cute.

940
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 1: Um no that was. Someone wrote to me about that,

941
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,879
Speaker 1: saying like they they also do that and it made

942
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: them do that or something. I don't know. The notes

943
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 1: I get from besties about the show. I mean, it's

944
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: the greatest god damn feeling in the world, knowing that

945
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: people are just like feeling better about themselves in life

946
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: because they have listened to something dumb I've said on

947
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: this show, or something smart I've said. I don't know.

948
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: But yesterday I didn't interview with the President CEO like

949
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: of I would say President of the podcasting division of

950
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: I Heart Um connal Burne and uh, he just had

951
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: the nicest thing to say about the show, and we

952
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: talked about what podcasting means to me, and it was

953
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: just it was just so nice to talk. It's like

954
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: an internal thing that they're going to use, but it

955
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: was just so it was called like I Heart Speaker series.

956
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 1: It was just so nice to talk about my fans

957
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: of the show and my experience with the show. Because

958
00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. Yesterday was like I had so

959
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: much to do and I was I reflected on it

960
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 1: later that I told you guys, it was the only

961
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: part of my day. I was like, actually, like I

962
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 1: can't wait to do that. I never have that with

963
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 1: work ever. I never have the feeling of like I

964
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: can't wait. Even when I was doing the serious show,

965
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,439
Speaker 1: it was still like there was ad reads and people

966
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: would have to see in the lobby and like all

967
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 1: the stuff, and this show is just built in a

968
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: way that like the people listening just I feel like

969
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: they trust me. They know that when I'm having a

970
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,959
Speaker 1: bad day or a bad show, that they can stick

971
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: with it and they'll still be okay the next day.

972
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 1: They'll forgive me. I'll I'm accountable. I'll I will have

973
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 1: you right in if you feel like I've offended you.

974
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: I told Connell, I go, we're talking about cancel culture,

975
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: and I go, I've told my fans if I say

976
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 1: something that makes them feel like my friend NICKI doesn't

977
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: like get this, like she's not understanding my side of it,

978
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 1: and like that, because sometimes your friend says something and

979
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: you go, oh my god, like that they're not the

980
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 1: person I thought they were. I want you to let

981
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: me know what I'm not getting so that I can

982
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: be a better friend. And I do feel like I'm

983
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 1: friends with everyone who listens to the show, but I

984
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: do put a caveat on that being like if you

985
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: suffer with mental illness, where you think sometimes people are

986
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 1: talking to you that aren't, it's that's not what I'm

987
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: not someone who UM is. I'm not trying to tell you,

988
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: like I want to have a good boundary where like

989
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: I feel so close to you guys, but like not

990
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 1: close enough that you should like try to find me

991
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: unless I tell you that that's okay, but you can

992
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 1: find me on tour um Andrew any thoughts, I yeah,

993
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 1: you can find me. Wherever. I mean, just just Central

994
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: West End or did you see the picture I put

995
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: of you for such a good photo. I'm so excited

996
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 1: for the tour. Seriously, I'm doing really weird. You're gonna

997
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: have a chance to win prizes, You're gonna have a

998
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 1: chance to interact and go on stage if you want.

999
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: You're gonna see dancing, singing, um, obviously comedy. I'm gonna

1000
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 1: be telling stories that I would never tell in the

1001
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: podcast or any like other place except that room. So

1002
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: I hope you guys get tickets. I hope to see

1003
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,280
Speaker 1: you there, and I promised you I will do everything

1004
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 1: I can to not disappoint. Let's get to why do

1005
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,439
Speaker 1: I care? Why do you care? Why do I care?

1006
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Oh? I like a double Oh

1007
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: yeah I do too. Okay, So Jennifer Lopez and Ben

1008
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: Affleck pack on the p d A with a passionate kiss,

1009
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: daring family dinner in Malibu, bonds with her twins, proving

1010
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 1: things are getting very easy. They were at dinner with

1011
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: their twins when these pictures were taken. I did take

1012
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: a picture of this and put it on my Instagram

1013
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 1: story yesterday because it made me aroused and I was

1014
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 1: so excited about it. It does look like she's giving

1015
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 1: the white power symbol. On the second photo there, Andrew

1016
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: look at his shoulder. Andrew, Oh yeah, yeah, you can

1017
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: look at the screen. There is no sharing, you can

1018
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,879
Speaker 1: look forward. Um yeah, it does look doesn't that look

1019
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 1: like it? Like the but she's just grasping him and

1020
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: it looks like she's doing like she's like okay, I'm okay,

1021
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 1: which has somehow become the white power symbody. Hate it,

1022
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: but I think I do feel like maybe this whole thing,

1023
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: this whole thing is to get more Trump supporters. I

1024
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:08,919
Speaker 1: think I love I love to access looking up again,

1025
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: why do I care? Um? You know everyone, Yesterday after

1026
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: I posted the picture, I saw a bunch of my

1027
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,439
Speaker 1: people that I respect going like, it's disgusting that we are,

1028
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: you know, invading their privacy, like post talking about this

1029
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,240
Speaker 1: picture that obviously they thought they were in a private moment.

1030
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: I would argue, no, they did not. They know what

1031
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 1: they're doing. This is going to sell tickets to their

1032
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 1: movies and make them more famous. So I don't think

1033
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 1: we should leave them alone. I'm sorry about that. To

1034
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 1: Jen and Ben, if you're listening, if you want to

1035
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: let me know that why it's a problem if they're

1036
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: getting Princess Diana where they're followed and harassed all the time.

1037
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: Obviously I don't think that's good. But I do think

1038
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: these are um. I don't think their relationship is fake,

1039
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: but I do think that they don't mind these pictures

1040
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:57,879
Speaker 1: being out. And I was reading something where people think

1041
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: that it might have started fake, it might have started

1042
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 1: the a pr pr stunt, and then it's like you

1043
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: can't again. You're together that much and it's hard for

1044
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 1: them to find find someone. I mean, probably they had

1045
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: something really hot back then. They still look she still

1046
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 1: looks the same, he's got that. I thought of a joke.

1047
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 1: I thought of a joke to do in Bill Maherr, because, Uh,

1048
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,439
Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about how there's no free will

1049
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,919
Speaker 1: if I can squeeze it in, and how it's helped

1050
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: me with my depression that there's no I can't and

1051
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,720
Speaker 1: it's helped me not and it's helped me have empathy

1052
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: for Trump voters that like they can't help who they are,

1053
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,359
Speaker 1: and like if I was born in their skin, in

1054
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 1: their life, I'd be a Trump voter too, So I

1055
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: can't hate them for it or like you know, have

1056
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: resentments and it's all helped me because of no free

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Speaker 1: will Sam Harris and I wanted to say something on

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00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,879
Speaker 1: Bill Moore like and Sam Harris, I first discovered him

1059
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 1: on your show when he argued with Ben Affleck and

1060
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 1: then Ben afterwards had to go get that back tattoo

1061
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: because if you if you, it literally was right before

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00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: Ben got that back back to to and it was

1063
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: just like it would just be a funny connection, but

1064
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 1: that backed too. Have you seen a recent picture of it?

1065
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: It is so big and crazy, like have we? We

1066
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 1: never got the full story because I googled it yesterday

1067
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: to see the time stamp of him on Bill Margatting

1068
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: yelled at or yelling at Sam Harris and fighting about Islam.

1069
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: But the back to two is so big, you guys,

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00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 1: it's so colorful. And he lied about it initially in

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00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 1: two thousands sixteen and said it was a fake one,

1072
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 1: and then he came out later and said I lied

1073
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 1: about lying about that, like it's real. I just what

1074
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,479
Speaker 1: is the story behind it? That is my goal now.

1075
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 1: My new goal as a famous person is to get

1076
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 1: famous enough that I get into an inner circle where

1077
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: look at that look at that. Oh my god, no,

1078
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: it's pulling it up. It's a phoenix rising from his

1079
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 1: uh you know, the top his left muff and the

1080
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: coloring that I love. It's hot, it's hot. How bad

1081
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: it is? I love a bad you want a guy? Uh,

1082
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 1: I kind of a guy lying saying it's temporary and

1083
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 1: then being like, oh no, it's you guys got to

1084
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 1: google because you think you remember what it is. But

1085
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: it's so much worse. But I love it. I think

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00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 1: it's so hot that someone like committed to such a

1087
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: dumb thing and uh and that's like that's the kind

1088
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: of love I like. Is that? Like I mean, it's

1089
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,360
Speaker 1: not like if you're having sex with you don't have

1090
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,359
Speaker 1: to see it. I never see it. I would say

1091
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 1: let me, I'd find a way. I'd find like, let's

1092
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: you need to tattoo? I don't. I just we'd have

1093
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: to fuck next. He'd have to carry me and stand

1094
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 1: behind in front of a mirror so that I could

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00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: see the mirror image of his back as I'm like,

1096
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,800
Speaker 1: uh ko wallowing, and he'd be like, you know the tattoo.

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00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: I know you're looking in the mirror, but when it's

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00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 1: the other way around, it looks cool as fun. But

1099
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,399
Speaker 1: in the mirror, I know I say that, I'd say, babe,

1100
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 1: it looks cool as I love you so much and

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00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to be in this world. Will never

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00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: ship with you even though, um, I know that it's

1103
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 1: going to burn out because nothing really lasts. And UM,

1104
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 1: tell me about how you and jay Loo got back together,

1105
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,800
Speaker 1: because I am going to literally come from that story

1106
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 1: of you guys just like texting each other right after

1107
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 1: she When you get back together with someone and you

1108
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: learn some new sex moves, or you start feeling more

1109
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: confident with your body or whatever, and you could bring

1110
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: it back to someone else, that's fun. Sometimes you go,

1111
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: where would you get that? Yeah? I know in college,

1112
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 1: you know, I had a lot of missionary sex because

1113
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 1: I was too scared to like, you know, do any

1114
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: other moves. And I remember I got back with my

1115
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: girlfriend and I did like doggy style and I never

1116
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: would like, you know, like it's like kind of like

1117
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:43,800
Speaker 1: manly about it. Yeah, you're like, who are you? Yeah?

1118
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,799
Speaker 1: It made her feel threatened because she knew there were

1119
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 1: other women at play, probably or men. Um, let's get

1120
00:54:49,080 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 1: to collection of kiss getting ready for some So this

1121
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: is a collection of kiss. If you don't know what

1122
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 1: kid means and you're new to the show, let me

1123
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: catch you up with it. KI is what you say

1124
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:09,319
Speaker 1: to anyone who does something that they want others to

1125
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:12,760
Speaker 1: see so that they are perceived as cool. Uh. This

1126
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: is something you you say KI, and you do a

1127
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: peace sign and you can yell at at anyone or

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00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:21,400
Speaker 1: say it to anyone who's being I could. The classic

1129
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: examples of are peeling out of a parking lot, reving

1130
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 1: your engine for no reason. Um, talking about how much

1131
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 1: drinking you do, like bragging about how drunk you got

1132
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:35,240
Speaker 1: or hungover you bar so that people know that you partied. Um.

1133
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 1: Good the show, Um, good morning? What's it called? Good morning?

1134
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:43,800
Speaker 1: What's the morning? Morning Show? Um? With John Franconries Weatherspoon

1135
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 1: and Mark Duplas and what's his name, Corey he's so hot?

1136
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Um. You could also read about on

1137
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:53,919
Speaker 1: Urban Dictionary. Oh my god. But anyway, The Morning Show

1138
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 1: one second is so kid because every single thing they

1139
00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:00,120
Speaker 1: do has to be like anytime they're stress, they just

1140
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 1: like take a shot. And it's so I say a

1141
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: million times during the show. Still love it now. Andrew

1142
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 1: tell us that show that show is just a pub

1143
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 1: crawl and tell us about Urban Dictionary. What happened. What

1144
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: we posted on our socials could has been added to

1145
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: the Urban Dictionary. I mean, it's the biggest moment of

1146
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 1: my life. I don't know about you. I know you've

1147
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: had some pretty big winds. But to seek it's up there.

1148
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 1: And then I posted about cause someone goes that's good

1149
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 1: post about it being it's not not wrong well doing it,

1150
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 1: it's self awareness. Okay, so listen to this. My my

1151
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 1: friend who you heard her voice in the recording for

1152
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 1: the collection of kids that we just played. Kid was

1153
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 1: started by my girlfriends in high school. My friend Laura

1154
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:49,360
Speaker 1: Laura tipker On on Instagram t t u E p

1155
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,280
Speaker 1: k E r l A r A. She wrote, She's

1156
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 1: posted Okay, so this is just my friend who was

1157
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 1: just like a an artist, like free spirit out in

1158
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 1: the world. She doesn't have that many followers, just a

1159
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 1: regular lady. She goes shut up. She posted the kid

1160
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 1: on Urban Dix, sharing this is as close to fame

1161
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 1: as I'll ever get and as close to it as

1162
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: I want to be. But this is crazy. I'd like

1163
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,759
Speaker 1: to thank mrs those basic art class freshman year where

1164
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: Nicki and I began calling a fellow student the rest

1165
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 1: is urban dictionary history dude, and people from high school

1166
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 1: are commenting on this going what the fun? She goes

1167
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 1: my Huffy, one of the originators of KA as well.

1168
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: Her sister Corey wrote under this, I stole it long

1169
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 1: ago and still use it all the time because it's perfect.

1170
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 1: Throwing up the peace sign is a great way to

1171
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 1: say it silently too. You just go kick. And the

1172
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: thing is, guys, if you're busty, you can use KI

1173
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 1: all the time and people don't know what it is,

1174
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 1: but they sense it's like making fun of them, but

1175
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 1: it's not actually like they can't confirm it unless they

1176
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 1: look it up. And I just loved how many people

1177
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 1: from oh Huffy wrote this is my favorite thing. I

1178
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 1: still use this on a regular basis and fully intend

1179
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: to use it for the rest of my life. KI

1180
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 1: is just it's so bortant, and I love that. If

1181
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 1: you're in England and you're throwing up the peace sign,

1182
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 1: apparently that's flicking someone off, so it might be a

1183
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 1: little aggressive, so maybe go with different hands. Yeah, just

1184
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 1: go with the mental learning on the opposite side of

1185
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 1: the road, Okay, let's listen to These are when you

1186
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: guys send in things you witness out and about in

1187
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 1: the world that are And we have one from Rachel

1188
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 1: who left us a voice message. Okay, I just thought

1189
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 1: of something pretty much as as it gets. Um, when

1190
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 1: you're like when you meet a guy and the guys like,

1191
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 1: you know, like whatever, and you shake the person's hand

1192
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: because whatever. Like sometimes you shake people's hands and they

1193
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 1: shake your hand like excessively hard. That is sok. That

1194
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 1: is like it makes me so angry, honestly, and then

1195
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 1: and then I'm just mad at them for the rest

1196
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: of the night. But maybe, okay, I'm of them, don't

1197
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 1: Sometimes men just make me angry, I guess at the times,

1198
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 1: and it's so have a good day. So I didn't

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00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 1: understand what Oh Jack Pott, Rachel, you're so sweet. I

1200
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 1: love your voice. I thought it was me at first.

1201
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 1: You just sound like obviously I love myself today. Um, listen,

1202
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 1: I didn't understand what you meant by people that they're

1203
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 1: just like, oh yeah, like they're not thrilled to meet you,

1204
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 1: like they're too cool for school about it. So they're

1205
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,880
Speaker 1: already with their reaction of like a ghost shake your

1206
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 1: hand and then when they shake it they go too hard. Yeah,

1207
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 1: that's I would say. It's I mean, it's not like

1208
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,959
Speaker 1: I have to get there. It took me well, but yeah,

1209
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: I'll accept it. The guy. I mean, do you remember

1210
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 1: when Trump was like shaking like the French ambassa and

1211
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 1: everyone made a big deal about how hard the handshake

1212
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 1: is and you gotta take you gotta take control of

1213
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: the hand and that shows how much of a man

1214
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 1: you are. I got little hands. I'll get lost in

1215
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 1: a small grip. It does. It hurts a little bit.

1216
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 1: I gotta kiss from Kelly. Kelly uh is a listener

1217
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 1: of ours that actually hooked me up with some Lulu

1218
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 1: Lemon clothes and I just want to share really quick

1219
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 1: because they're reminded of it. To goes before I forget

1220
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 1: a moment of social on social media, anytime someone is

1221
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 1: taking a pick in their car with something near the

1222
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 1: steering wheel, like oh I an I voted sticker or

1223
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 1: you know, the vaccination card. You know, they're like showing

1224
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 1: you something, but in the background they have to have

1225
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: their car she goes. They just have to get the

1226
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:20,400
Speaker 1: car logo slash emblem in there, so you know what

1227
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 1: they drive, so it's not about the car. She goes.

1228
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 1: Very rarely do I see the Hondas or Subarus do it?

1229
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:31,960
Speaker 1: It's mostly Audie, BMW, Tesla, etcetera. And that is when

1230
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 1: you were trying to in the background suddenly dropped that

1231
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 1: you drive an expensive car without just saying look at

1232
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 1: my car is fucking sweet, and that's not good. Be like,

1233
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 1: look at my car, it's awesome. That's not good. I

1234
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: also feel like that is like you're trying to show like, oh,

1235
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 1: I'm just a regular person that got a VAX, like

1236
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 1: I care about the world, not just my age. That's

1237
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 1: added cave because of the irony. Okay, let's get to

1238
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: the next collection of k Okay. This is from Lauren.

1239
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: Lauren says, blaming your personality flaws on your zodiac sign,

1240
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 1: you're so right, like, oh my god, I am so disorganized,

1241
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:09,560
Speaker 1: such a Scorpio, Like this is so Scarpio. It's like, listen,

1242
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 1: I don't you can blame the fact that you're disorganized.

1243
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 1: Isn't your faults more than being a Scorpio or whatever

1244
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 1: is your fault? So I guess you could attribute it

1245
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 1: to literally anything but talking about your sign and thinking

1246
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 1: that it is your identity. Having an identity based on

1247
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 1: something that everyone has is dumb, like my birthdays in June,

1248
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 1: like I'm a June baby. Like I didn't do anything

1249
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 1: to actually achieve that. It's not like interesting, Like I

1250
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 1: think it's good to have an identity based on something

1251
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: that like it's excuses. It's like explained who I am

1252
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 1: because I am only child, Like I guess it's not

1253
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 1: kind of have something else. What's your identity based on Aquarius?

1254
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,920
Speaker 1: Like no, you didn't. You fucked him because you were

1255
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 1: drunk and you were on Molly and you blew him

1256
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 1: and you have no respect for me. It might be,

1257
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 1: but like I just I don't know. When people are

1258
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 1: into signs and stuff, I kind of just it's it's

1259
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 1: like a thing where you're like you find out your

1260
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 1: friend like didn't vote, you know, like didn't vote Trump,

1261
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 1: but like didn't vote, and you just go. My problem

1262
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 1: with signs is people that are even into them, they go, oh,

1263
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 1: are you into signs? I go, okay, so what do

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01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 1: you know about like this sign? They always know like

1265
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 1: the like two things per sign. They don't really know

1266
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 1: that much. You know what today my my makeup artist

1267
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 1: Robin in the Cayman Islands was like, Hey, what energy

1268
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 1: healer did you go to? I went to a riky

1269
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 1: healer there in the islands and she was like, oh

1270
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 1: I know this girl. Okay, how was it? And I

1271
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 1: go listen. I don't believe in any of this, but

1272
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 1: I don't believe in tarot. I don't believe in the stars,

1273
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 1: the celestial stars like telling us about our future. I

1274
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 1: do think it is a fun way to interpret your life.

1275
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 1: Much like a song that was not written about your life.

1276
01:02:56,640 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 1: You can process your life through this song or like

1277
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 1: through a tarot reading. It's not going to hurt. I

1278
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: don't think to have a tar of reading that make

1279
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 1: make you think about your life a little bit more.

1280
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 1: Yesterday I wrote a in a journal and I felt like, yeah,

1281
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 1: like it's just a way to interpret your life. And

1282
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 1: so I just feel like there's no harm in it.

1283
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 1: And I don't want to insult anyone who really believes

1284
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 1: in it because I think it's all healthy. Um, all right,

1285
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 1: so let's get to the next KI still care though,

1286
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 1: it's for sure. Listen, I'm all the times being someone

1287
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 1: let's be very clear work. I'm I did something culd

1288
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 1: recently too, like, can I tell you Mika really quick?

1289
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna admit to it. I just want a cop

1290
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 1: to it. Yesterday I was at Starbucks and I was

1291
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:50,080
Speaker 1: like kind of zoned out and I heard the guy

1292
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 1: say my name, but I just didn't feel like I

1293
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 1: wanted to almost have him see that. I was like,

1294
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 1: does this make sense? Like I heard him say my

1295
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 1: drink is ready, and I saw in the corner my

1296
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,200
Speaker 1: but I wasn't ready to look up because I was

1297
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:05,320
Speaker 1: really like focused on some napkin holder that I was

1298
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 1: like zoning out on, and I just left it because

1299
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:09,440
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted him to I wanted to make

1300
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 1: him laugh. Almost that was kind of could because I

1301
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 1: was leaning into doing something that that wasn't real even

1302
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 1: though I knew, you know, like and I and then

1303
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:20,720
Speaker 1: pretended to be distracted, but I knew he was there.

1304
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: So I don't know if it's could, but it's an

1305
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 1: example of like doing something to get attention, or like

1306
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 1: I was trying to make him laugh because he's a

1307
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 1: really nice guy. Shout out to the guy that always

1308
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:31,280
Speaker 1: has my drink ready and like knows who I am

1309
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 1: and makes me feel special. At Starbucks in Central ascent

1310
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:37,080
Speaker 1: Um okay, next, Sorry you're trying to like pretend like

1311
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:38,920
Speaker 1: you didn't know your own name or that you were

1312
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:41,680
Speaker 1: was zoned out. I wanted to make him laugh at

1313
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 1: how zoned out I was, because I really was. But

1314
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 1: I didn't realize how I was until I saw him

1315
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 1: call me, and then I was like just staying at

1316
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 1: a second longer, and then I just wasted his time

1317
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: by being like nicky, So can we do one more cut?

1318
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:54,640
Speaker 1: And then we're going to tell your leaves driver story.

1319
01:04:54,720 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 1: In final thought, guys who flipped there saw glasses upside

1320
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 1: down and then put them on the back of their head. God, dude,

1321
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:13,440
Speaker 1: any like like little peacocking fighter. Yeah, there's a fighter

1322
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: called Nate Dias who is and he smokes weed now

1323
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:19,680
Speaker 1: like a press conferences like an eight like a cool

1324
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 1: eighth grader and everyone but everyone thinks he's so cool.

1325
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 1: But he's so but he is so respected and he

1326
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:36,560
Speaker 1: doesn't work hard. So it's so it's very online. The

1327
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:39,880
Speaker 1: culture around weed. Weed is so cold. I can't fucking

1328
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:42,800
Speaker 1: stand it. It's I don't want to ever be associated

1329
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 1: with Like when I smoke weed, I need to let

1330
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 1: everyone know this is like a medicine for me, and

1331
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 1: I can't live without it, and I'm an addict and

1332
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 1: this is the least of my problems right now, and

1333
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:55,880
Speaker 1: it helps me get out of my own mind and

1334
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:59,360
Speaker 1: not feel like I want to imagine this, but it

1335
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:02,280
Speaker 1: does not to me go like I like music more

1336
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:05,040
Speaker 1: and I'm cooler than you. I always feel less cool

1337
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,920
Speaker 1: than everyone when I smoke weed in front of people.

1338
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:11,000
Speaker 1: Just being clear, Imagine we're filming your special in Denver

1339
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,960
Speaker 1: and they call out your name. They go, Nicky Glazer,

1340
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:17,320
Speaker 1: this is our own special. Make some noise. You come

1341
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:20,439
Speaker 1: out with a joint that isn't late yet, You put

1342
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:23,560
Speaker 1: it in your mouth and you light it up. You

1343
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 1: take one big puff and you blow smoke, and is

1344
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:31,600
Speaker 1: that okay? The response from the crowd would be like,

1345
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,880
Speaker 1: whoa nikki is getting sucked up? Their response would be like,

1346
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:36,840
Speaker 1: it would make it kill. But if I did that,

1347
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be because I want you guys to think

1348
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm cool. It would be like, this is what we're

1349
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 1: doing tonight, and this is the vibe. It wouldn't be

1350
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:47,000
Speaker 1: on my end, but it would be greeted with the

1351
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 1: kind of enthusiasm that if I was just trying to

1352
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,960
Speaker 1: get that reaction more than just trying to let them

1353
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 1: know that I'm going to be high tonight and I

1354
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:55,160
Speaker 1: want to be honest with you, which is why I

1355
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:57,600
Speaker 1: would maybe do something like that. I wouldn't be like,

1356
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:01,800
Speaker 1: let's all get stoned because we're in fucking it would

1357
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:04,120
Speaker 1: just be like, I want to be honest that I'm

1358
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 1: stone for the show because I you know this, it's

1359
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:10,120
Speaker 1: legal here and I can do it so slightly. But

1360
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 1: um also coming from an honest perspective, which honesty kind

1361
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:16,200
Speaker 1: of is the kryptonite of. If you're honest with yourself

1362
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:19,160
Speaker 1: about your motivations behind doing something, you can peel out

1363
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:21,360
Speaker 1: of a parking lot. If as you peel out, you

1364
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 1: say I want people to look at me, then you

1365
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 1: are not cold. You were the opposite of. So just

1366
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 1: this accountability and honesty like like three joints, you know,

1367
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:37,040
Speaker 1: something satire based, like so you came out and yeah,

1368
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:40,720
Speaker 1: that'd be funny. Yeah, but just being like, smells really

1369
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:44,200
Speaker 1: good out here, Danver, like like Dave Matthews always used

1370
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:47,640
Speaker 1: to go like, crash into me here and then you'd

1371
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:50,600
Speaker 1: be like, smells pretty good out there, and we'd be

1372
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:55,960
Speaker 1: like Dave smells the weed and we'd be like, oh, Dave,

1373
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:58,880
Speaker 1: you know smoking weed. I used to get so excited

1374
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 1: what he said, it smells good out there, even though

1375
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:02,760
Speaker 1: I never had weed with me and really wished I did.

1376
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:05,040
Speaker 1: But I was like, I'm around it, and I could

1377
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:09,840
Speaker 1: be even though I couldn't. Okay, let's get to the

1378
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:12,880
Speaker 1: final thought. I promised you would hear the story of

1379
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:16,599
Speaker 1: when me and Andrew met leav Schreiber. Andrew does look

1380
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:20,080
Speaker 1: exactly like leave Schreiber in a way that, um, you know,

1381
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:23,519
Speaker 1: most people who look like celebrities couldn't. Maybe even I

1382
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,479
Speaker 1: honestly think you could say you're leave Schreiber and people

1383
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:30,280
Speaker 1: would believe it. I mean, that's the nicest thing anyone's

1384
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:32,640
Speaker 1: ever said to me. But we have learned, so we

1385
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,800
Speaker 1: saw so we see him a lot like I would

1386
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:36,680
Speaker 1: see him a lot in Dreybecka. I don't know if

1387
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:38,960
Speaker 1: I ever saw him with you, but I've told you

1388
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,880
Speaker 1: that I look like him before. And then we've done

1389
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 1: side by sides. One day, we're walking in my neighborhood

1390
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:47,719
Speaker 1: and soho back before the pandemic. Life is good, um,

1391
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:51,120
Speaker 1: and we I think either you or one of us

1392
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:54,200
Speaker 1: spots and I go, oh my god, and I go, Andrew,

1393
01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:56,280
Speaker 1: we gotta do it, and you go no, no, no,

1394
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:58,519
Speaker 1: no no. You get so embarrassed for me. Sometimes it's

1395
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 1: so funny, but this is one of the certain that

1396
01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:02,720
Speaker 1: was really think, please don't. I go, I am not

1397
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:04,599
Speaker 1: going to pass up the opportunity for you to get

1398
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:08,120
Speaker 1: a picture with your doppelganger, like that's insane. And he

1399
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,439
Speaker 1: will think it's funny because it's so weird to look

1400
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:12,920
Speaker 1: like someone so much, and this isn't just like kind

1401
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:17,000
Speaker 1: of looks like like really identical. And I go, what

1402
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:19,080
Speaker 1: did I do? So he's like a like a half

1403
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:26,719
Speaker 1: walk ahead of us, live live, Leave Live, Laugh Love.

1404
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 1: I was, I was. I was screaming a you know,

1405
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:33,920
Speaker 1: a mimeograph on in your aunt's bathroom. I was like,

1406
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:42,000
Speaker 1: because I didn't remember, I go leave leaf live laugh love.

1407
01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:45,080
Speaker 1: I just started saying, you know, and he turned around

1408
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:47,120
Speaker 1: and I go, I'm really sorry, and I do this.

1409
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:50,120
Speaker 1: As I've always told people, this is how you encounter celebrities.

1410
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:51,800
Speaker 1: When you want something from them, like a picture, you

1411
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:54,639
Speaker 1: just go, oh my god, I go, I'm so sorry.

1412
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 1: I don't mean to bother you. My friend looks exactly

1413
01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,600
Speaker 1: like you. I just want to get a picture of

1414
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:00,760
Speaker 1: with you guys side my side. I know this is annoying, right,

1415
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,080
Speaker 1: isn't that what I said? I know, but that's the

1416
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:05,519
Speaker 1: part that like, I was so nervous about, because he

1417
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:07,639
Speaker 1: turns and he looks at me, and I'm a very

1418
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:12,880
Speaker 1: smaller version of him, and he's just like, we did

1419
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:16,120
Speaker 1: not look alike he does. I've been told many times

1420
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:18,160
Speaker 1: that I look like people who are much uglier I

1421
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:21,000
Speaker 1: think than I am. And I still it's it's it's fine.

1422
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:24,599
Speaker 1: I just you know, swallow it. But that is not

1423
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:26,920
Speaker 1: what happened there, because you were not You look like him,

1424
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:31,400
Speaker 1: you an ugly person. So he goes sure, so he

1425
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:33,760
Speaker 1: stands next to you and you take the picture and

1426
01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:35,640
Speaker 1: then we go thank you so much, and let him go.

1427
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:37,720
Speaker 1: And it literally took My phone was already open. This

1428
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:39,479
Speaker 1: is the biggest thing I tell to people who are

1429
01:10:39,479 --> 01:10:41,800
Speaker 1: celebrity fans. I will always take a picture with you.

1430
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,680
Speaker 1: Let's get your phone screen already on camera before you

1431
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:46,760
Speaker 1: ask me. You know, I might turn you down, because

1432
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:49,000
Speaker 1: who knows the celebrity might turn you down. I will

1433
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:51,120
Speaker 1: never turn you down, literally, especially if you have your

1434
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:54,640
Speaker 1: phone already open to the camera. But don't make me

1435
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:58,120
Speaker 1: watch you put in your password eighteen times and have

1436
01:10:58,240 --> 01:10:59,800
Speaker 1: to go through a bunch of different apps and close

1437
01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:01,880
Speaker 1: them out to get your camera open and then clean

1438
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,519
Speaker 1: up your screen, have it already open, and then snap it.

1439
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,559
Speaker 1: And so it didn't take any time of his day.

1440
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:09,720
Speaker 1: It was fun for us, fun for maybe him. And

1441
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:14,040
Speaker 1: then we found that later and then later posted and

1442
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:16,360
Speaker 1: it was the same day that his it was announced

1443
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:19,040
Speaker 1: that Ray Donovan was canceled. And uh so I think

1444
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:22,360
Speaker 1: we delighted his day to tell him that this. I

1445
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:24,920
Speaker 1: think we gave him too negative. I think he could

1446
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:29,320
Speaker 1: have gone. Maybe he felt better about the show. Was

1447
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:32,200
Speaker 1: like a taller, better looking version of me. You know

1448
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:33,680
Speaker 1: what I mean. He's like, at least I got this win.

1449
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:38,840
Speaker 1: Sleepy terrorists, sleepy terrorists to leave Shriver. That's what we've

1450
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:42,080
Speaker 1: This show has been bookended by me insulting your looks

1451
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:44,600
Speaker 1: to me, saying, Andrew, you're an attractive guy. You know

1452
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:47,720
Speaker 1: you are. Um, I don't know. You always think I

1453
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:51,200
Speaker 1: have way more self esteem than I do. Um, I'm

1454
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:55,799
Speaker 1: you do know that because you take pictures of yourself

1455
01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:57,960
Speaker 1: where you look like when you are when we do

1456
01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:01,000
Speaker 1: little photo shoots and stuff, and I let you stand

1457
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,160
Speaker 1: in while I'm changing outfits or whatever and get some

1458
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:06,479
Speaker 1: pictures taken. You know how to look like hot like

1459
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:09,160
Speaker 1: you do these like like you know you know you

1460
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:13,960
Speaker 1: must still I don't. I don't both have the same awareness,

1461
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:16,840
Speaker 1: like sometimes we feel hot and sometimes we feel like disgusting.

1462
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:20,639
Speaker 1: Like I mean, the girl now tells me how hot,

1463
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:22,920
Speaker 1: how how attractive she is to me, and I swear

1464
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:26,120
Speaker 1: to God, like I've never really heard that or taking

1465
01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:29,000
Speaker 1: it in and it just does so nice that you're

1466
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,559
Speaker 1: hearing that for the first time. When does she say

1467
01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 1: that to you, like just in better like just in general,

1468
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:36,360
Speaker 1: that's so sweet, just in bed, like I don't know

1469
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:38,280
Speaker 1: just what does she say, Like, well, can you tell

1470
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:39,720
Speaker 1: me the thing that she says? I just want to

1471
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:42,320
Speaker 1: hear how cute it is, like stuff like just like

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Speaker 1: I'm so into you, like or like like I was

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Speaker 1: like banging her on top, I was standing up. She's like,

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Speaker 1: you're so freaking hot, and I'm like, it's not like

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Speaker 1: her responding to you saying she's hot and her giving

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01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:57,000
Speaker 1: it back. It's like unprompted, like she'll just say, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's I'm so glad you have that. It does feel

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01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:03,920
Speaker 1: so good when someone just is like kind of marveling

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01:13:04,479 --> 01:13:08,080
Speaker 1: at how like attractive you are. I had a guy

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Speaker 1: say to me for the first time ever, um like

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Speaker 1: like it was we were like in the early stages

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Speaker 1: of like hooking up and stuff, and we hadn't really

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Speaker 1: like expressed how into each other we were like in

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Speaker 1: that way yet, and he just like at one point

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Speaker 1: he like I was just like kind of holding my face.

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Speaker 1: We're just kissing each other, like ling, and he just goes, god, baby,

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Speaker 1: you're so beautiful. And I was like marrying no makeup,

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Speaker 1: and he says baby or so beautiful. I can't even

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Speaker 1: say right now with like without getting teary. I burst

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Speaker 1: into tears because I have never had someone just like

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Speaker 1: it seems like it came from a part of him.

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Speaker 1: He couldn't keep in Like it wasn't trying to make

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Speaker 1: me feel away. It was just like it was like

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Speaker 1: he was breathing, Like it was that voluntary that he

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Speaker 1: had to say it. And I never would want to cry,

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Speaker 1: and like this this was a person I barely like

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Speaker 1: was just getting to know, never would have I don't

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Speaker 1: even cry in general. I burst into tears so embarrassed,

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Speaker 1: sing lee and It just made me realize, like how

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Speaker 1: sad that was. That that was the first time I

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01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:07,600
Speaker 1: was feeling like that loved and that like appreciated. What

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01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:10,640
Speaker 1: a good feeling. I hope everyone that's listening has a

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01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:13,599
Speaker 1: chance to feel that, because it feels really good and

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01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:16,000
Speaker 1: it's not a big deal because your eyeliner with waterproof

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01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:18,479
Speaker 1: and you're you'll die cancer, but you look great then.

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01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:21,280
Speaker 1: So yeah, I didn't have any on I don't think. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I probably had it smeared. I always have smeared eyeliner.

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Speaker 1: We gotta go. Thank you guys so much for listening

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Speaker 1: to the show. We'll be here tomorrow. What a great

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Speaker 1: show today, Andrew, thank you so much. Noah, thank you

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01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,760
Speaker 1: so much. Listeners. Thank you for sending in collection of

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Speaker 1: because tomorrow we're gonna do your listener mail. Sending your

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Speaker 1: voice memos on on the link in the bio at

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Speaker 1: Nikki the Nicky Nikki Glazer Pod on Instagram. You gotta

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Speaker 1: request access, will grant it, and UM get your friends

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Speaker 1: into the show. Thank you for listening if you're new,

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening if you're old. Um, and or

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Speaker 1: you can write us an email at the Nikki Glazer

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Speaker 1: Podcast at Gmail, dot com or d M the show. Uh,

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Speaker 1: many different ways to get in touch with us before

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Speaker 1: I go. Before I go, I am doing jfl Escapes

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Speaker 1: Festival November three through the seventh, I think is the

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Speaker 1: whole time. I'm doing a couple of those shows there.

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Speaker 1: It's a resort in the Cancoon that's being taken over

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Speaker 1: by comedy fans and this festival and comedians me tumps Agraa,

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Speaker 1: Jim Jefferies, Girls Gotta Eat podcasts, which you're to Andrew

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01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:21,719
Speaker 1: and I like best friends. There's just comedy shows, comedy events,

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Speaker 1: hanging out with comedians, staying at the same resort as comedians.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'll see you in the gym there. If

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Speaker 1: you're planning a vacation, look towards November third through the

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Speaker 1: seventh Cancoon. You can just check it out on It's

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Speaker 1: one of my most recent Instagram posts and it's jfl

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Speaker 1: Escapes Cancoon November three through seventh, So um check that

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Speaker 1: out and uh and look for any announcements on my

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Speaker 1: Instagram about that. And I would love to see you there.

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Speaker 1: I think it's just such a good idea. I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: And I'll see you on tour to tons of cities,

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Speaker 1: niculations dot com, sash tour for information on that, and

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Speaker 1: we'll see you tomorrow on the show The nick Lays

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Speaker 1: Podcast Thursday's edition see event. Yeah Okay,