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Speaker 1: Okay, I have I did the All Star Housewives Uber

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Speaker 1: Celebrity Edition. Now I've got the Bitchy Blonde Housewives crew. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you ready. This is the ultimate bitchy Blonde Housewives cast

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Speaker 1: in history. Martha Stewart epic, epic, Madonna, Diane Sawyer, and

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Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow. One, two, three, No, I only have four.

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Speaker 1: I need the fifth. You gotta help me with the fifth.

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Speaker 1: I keep thinking Martha Stewart, Madonna, Diane Sawyer, Gwynneth Paltrow, Like,

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Speaker 1: really try and think about this. Okay, this is these

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Speaker 1: five blonde women like Reese Weatherspoon cannot roll on this crew.

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Speaker 1: Like Laura Dern, but she's not famous, like as famous

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Speaker 1: as these blonde bitches. Like we need bitchy. But oh,

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Speaker 1: Jessica Lang maybe um Meryl Streep. I don't think it's

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Speaker 1: particularly bitchy she's played, but she's played bitchy characters. I

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Speaker 1: think she's super nice. I need a bitchy blonde like Madonna.

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Speaker 1: I've met and met her once and you could just

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Speaker 1: I mean, Madonna's no shit. You saw truth, Darren. Madonna

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Speaker 1: is bitchy. You have to be a bitchy blonde to

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Speaker 1: be a part of this. Okay. Number two Martha Stewart, Madonna,

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Speaker 1: Diane Sawyer. I don't know why I put her in.

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Speaker 1: I just thought, like she's just so iconic, but I

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Speaker 1: really don't know if she's bitchy. Um, but you have

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Speaker 1: to have some nice house while I was in here too,

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Speaker 1: like you have to and I know nothing about her. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: am I putting in Mary? I don't like Martha Madonna.

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Speaker 1: I could see, like on some level doing it for

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Speaker 1: a certain amount of money. Oh God makes let's just

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Speaker 1: die Shares hair blonde again and put her in here.

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Speaker 1: But Shares not blonde, So we can't because shares perfect.

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Speaker 1: It's like this is like an elderly women's group. So

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Speaker 1: I just I don't know why I can't get Meryl

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Speaker 1: Streep in here. I just don't think she's going to

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Speaker 1: contribute enough. I just don't think she's gonna want to

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Speaker 1: be here enough, like we need we need bitchy fucking

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Speaker 1: blondes here. Um. I really want Gwyneth Paltrow here. I

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Speaker 1: just think she she she could have a seat at

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Speaker 1: this table. And I just know you don't get to

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Speaker 1: be as successful as Gwyneth Paltrow, like she has to

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Speaker 1: be part of the bitchy blond crew. I need some

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Speaker 1: more serious HBI C blonds Right now, I'm running up

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Speaker 1: like Gwin Stefanti cannot, cannot, cannot hang here. Lady Gaga

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Speaker 1: is a little young for this group, but you might

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Speaker 1: need some younger Housewives Gaga because of Madonna is saying

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Speaker 1: that some of Gaga's songs are like Madonna's. Let's throw

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Speaker 1: Gaga in, Let's go Martha Madonna, Gwynneth Gaga. I need

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Speaker 1: somebody else. I'm just going through like my rolodexs in

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Speaker 1: my mind of who people are, Like Susan Sarandi be amazing,

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Speaker 1: but she's not blonde. I could go back and revise

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Speaker 1: and six students aroundon and I'm gonna stick right now

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Speaker 1: with this group. We need click baity people because it's

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Speaker 1: the Housewives. I'm gonna come up with someone sick, like

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Speaker 1: is there a bitchy former supermodel? And I don't want

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Speaker 1: to cheat and be like, Okay, we'll take like Claudia

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Speaker 1: Shift for because that's cheating and that's like she's not.

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Speaker 1: We need someone more current that's like click baity. Let's

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Speaker 1: put Ellen in. Listen, I'm putting Nicki Minaj in because

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Speaker 1: when I look up her images, she's blonde a lot

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Speaker 1: of the time. I don't know why I'm making an

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Speaker 1: exception for this blonde crew, because you would say, why

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Speaker 1: can't I put students Aroandon or share in. I can't

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Speaker 1: explain it. I'm throwing Nicki. I'm putting Nicki Minaj into

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Speaker 1: the bitchy blonde Housewives cast because she and Madonna are

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Speaker 1: gonna have some beef. She and Gogga's becoming a musical cast.

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Speaker 1: And then you have Gwynneth. Yeah, you have Gwyneth, and

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Speaker 1: I think I'm taking Diane Sawyer out. I'm taking her out. Sorry, Diane,

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Speaker 1: you be a friend. Diane just got demoted to being

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Speaker 1: a friend. In the Housewives, Gwyneth and Martha are like

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Speaker 1: the lifestyle house you know, housewife doy ends, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. Like they're the married lifestyle gurus. And

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Speaker 1: the three women that happened to be in the entertainment

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Speaker 1: industry and music in particular, Madonna, Gaga and Nicki Minaj.

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Speaker 1: I don't think j Lo would bring it because I

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Speaker 1: think she'd be too guarded, too controlled, like Madonna and

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Speaker 1: Martha will ultimately find a way to get sloppy and

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Speaker 1: Nicki Minaj will throw down. Mariah did a reality show,

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Speaker 1: but I just I don't want I want new people

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Speaker 1: on reality team. I don't want to I don't want

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Speaker 1: another Maria. I want like I want. This is what

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Speaker 1: I want. So that's it. That's my cast. What's our

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Speaker 1: cast at Bitchy Brunettes, Like these are people who are

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Speaker 1: probably bitchy in real life, but like can't be bitchy publicly.

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Speaker 1: You know, you know we're putting Kim Kardashi and Beyonce

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Speaker 1: and Jlo on the same cast with Mariah Carey. I

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Speaker 1: don't know her, Like this is it. I got it. Okay.

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Speaker 1: You always need like these little threads that connect. So

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Speaker 1: you've got Kim and Beyonce. And they said it. Kim

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Speaker 1: always wanted to be friends at Beyonce, but Beyonce was

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Speaker 1: never into it. Like it was she was always trying. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Kim came up and made it, but still she didn't

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Speaker 1: get the she does not get She didn't get the cred,

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Speaker 1: the street cred from Beyonce. And even though Kanye and

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Speaker 1: jay Z were friends, So that's good, Like that's good

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Speaker 1: history between Kim and Beyonce. Then you're gonna have Jlo

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Speaker 1: on because you know there's like a rivalry, and like

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Speaker 1: Ken is Jlo. You know she's an amazing dancer, but

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Speaker 1: can she really really sing? And Mariah I don't know

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Speaker 1: her to Jlo, and Mariah's legitimately a real singer, like

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Speaker 1: she's a real vocalist, but Maria can't really dance and

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Speaker 1: Jlo ken dance. You've got all that shit going on,

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Speaker 1: and then we need one more person because five is

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Speaker 1: a good number. I'm throwing Rihanna And there were always these,

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Speaker 1: always these rumors, and like I think jay Z was

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Speaker 1: also friends with Rihanna in the beginning, and there's like

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Speaker 1: stuff with Beyonce. We're throwing Rihanna into. This is like

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Speaker 1: the musical. That's the Bitchy Brunette Housewives crew, and it's

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Speaker 1: it seems all musical except for Kim. But Kim is

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Speaker 1: married to Kanye. We're putting her in with throwing her

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Speaker 1: and that's that crew, and she wasn't in the other

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Speaker 1: cast with Chris Jenna. It's an amazing crew. We need

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Speaker 1: to find a billionaire to fund all these Like hey, Kim,

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Speaker 1: we're paying ten million dollars to do the bitchy brunette housewives.

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Speaker 1: I love it makes me happy. It's fantasy. It's like

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Speaker 1: fantasy football brings me tremendous joy. By the way,