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Speaker 1: What's up? Would you wait a minute? Is this the

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Speaker 1: right number?

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Good on, just call me back.

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Speaker 3: If you haven't heard the loser line before. It works

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Speaker 3: like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're out

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Speaker 3: at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, Laden,

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you know I'm a thrice divorced middle

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Speaker 3: school teacher.

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Speaker 2: It's not shocking, it's true.

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Speaker 3: Right now, my class is learning about important dates in history.

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Speaker 3: You want to be one of them? Okay, whatever you do,

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Speaker 3: don't tell him the nineteen seventies called and they want

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Speaker 3: their fake gold chains back.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no.

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Speaker 3: Instead give them the number of the loser line. So

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Speaker 3: hopefully he calls you and leaves an awkward voicemail that

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Speaker 3: we can play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Hey, nephew, you know I want to follow

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Speaker 2: up because I know you said you would need this weekend.

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Speaker 2: I kind of forgot the direction a little titchy when

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Speaker 2: we met, but I do remember that it's in the

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Speaker 2: park with the stick stink Offia. It could be there

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Speaker 2: could be a hiking trail, something about a hiking trail.

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Speaker 2: My homeplate or across from home plate. I don't know,

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Speaker 2: that doesn't make any sense, but eat away. I'm going

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Speaker 2: to be there. I'm wearing jeans, shorts and a yellow

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Speaker 2: tank top because pretty sure yellow is your favorite color.

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Speaker 5: I think so.

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Speaker 2: I mean it could be orange, but I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to look for your car because I'm

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Speaker 2: I think you're driving a red car or maybe a

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Speaker 2: green one. I'll just keep looking. Okay.

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Speaker 3: That's the voicemail of a woman who met twelve different dudes.

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Speaker 1: Last night at the bar.

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Speaker 3: I can't remember which one gave her the number.

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Speaker 2: No, at least you know he won't be she won't

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Speaker 2: be stocking him.

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Speaker 3: She can't find him.

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Speaker 5: Feeling she doesn't even know what city you live, even

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Speaker 5: though she knows who he is.

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Speaker 3: The electrician right something with electricity Chris?

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Speaker 1: What's going on his name? And I know we talked

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Speaker 1: a little bit about getting together, especially this weekend. Me

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Speaker 1: and my buddy's throwing our MMA fights. You know you

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Speaker 1: wanted to come, uh watch his fight, watch us get

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Speaker 1: it on. Maybe you could bring a sign with you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, take your shirt off, painter chess, whatever

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Speaker 1: you want to do, but it'll definitely come through. Also,

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Speaker 1: I know you mentioned about your little brother and see

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Speaker 1: if you could bring him. We had a guy dropped

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Speaker 1: out of the last minute and it. Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: I know he's kind of younger, probably does not to fight,

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Speaker 1: but you know, if you want, I mean, I can

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Speaker 1: show him how to kick. I can show him how

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Speaker 1: to jab, throw the hook, show him a few things.

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Speaker 1: Maybe give him a little black guy, nothing too crazy,

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Speaker 1: but let me know what you want to do. Take care, bye.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like Alexis would actually sign her little

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Speaker 1: brother up for that. Yeah either, but did you think

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Speaker 1: about the shirtless thing before you mentioned the sibling there?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the crowd and be like no, you know, Alexis

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Speaker 3: is still doing it. Remember, you can follow us on

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Speaker 3: our TikTok if you don't already at Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: That's where we put up the special loser line of

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Speaker 3: the week every single week. And I don't know if

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Speaker 3: this is official, but we might be the most followed

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Speaker 3: radio show on TikTok in all of North America.

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Speaker 1: Don't say you don't know, just say it is official.

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Speaker 2: That's how you make things officially. You will say it.

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Speaker 3: You can hear voicemails that we play on there, like

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Speaker 3: this one next Hey Peter.

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Speaker 4: What's up? It's I wanted to call because this is

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Speaker 4: so embarrassing, But I want to do the responsible thing

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Speaker 4: because I know we kissed the other night at the club,

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Speaker 4: and I'm sorry. If I'm being fully honest.

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Speaker 5: I don't. I don't really want to go out with you,

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Speaker 5: like you're not really my type. But I wanted to

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Speaker 5: let you know that before we kissed, I kissed a

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Speaker 5: dog earlier in the day. Don't worry. I didn't use

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Speaker 5: like a tongue or anything, but.

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Speaker 4: I do have a wart on my lip now and I.

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Speaker 5: Don't know if it's like you or the dog, but

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Speaker 5: I did sell myself this year that I'm maybe responsible,

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Speaker 5: So I just wanted to let you know that that's

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Speaker 5: the situation. So yeah, okay, Well my conscience is cleared.

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Speaker 5: I feel like I did the right thing.

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Speaker 4: So you know, good luck, and I hope it's nothing.

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Speaker 2: Bye, good luck, help your wart free.

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Speaker 5: You know, I don't use it as a positive where

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Speaker 5: it's like, I don't worry. These are dog warps.

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Speaker 3: I would like to take a second. Can we applaud

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Speaker 3: people for being responsible?

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Speaker 4: You know what?

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Speaker 3: That's a hard call with the topers Spaniel, and you

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Speaker 3: might have something that takes confidence to make that call.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it does, Samantha, what's up? It's tough.

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Speaker 1: I keep hearing that you're crazy, but he comes super

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Speaker 1: into it, like you are covered from tattoos from head

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Speaker 1: to tell I honestly, you could be black, you could

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Speaker 1: be Persian, you could be white. I have no idea,

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Speaker 1: And like that's so sexy. I feel like that's like

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Speaker 1: in progressive is like who even knows.

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Speaker 5: What you really look like?

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Speaker 2: People say that, like your boyfriend got out of prison,

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Speaker 2: like you've got a restraining order and like honestly dangerous

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Speaker 2: kind of my middle name.

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Speaker 1: So like I get.

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Speaker 2: Off on that.

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Speaker 1: Like so yeah, like if you're down, then I'm super down.

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Speaker 5: We should go out and get dinner or you know,

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Speaker 5: we should just like dope somewhere cool.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 4: I feel like none of those things are actually true.

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Speaker 3: She just kept trying to tell him something that we

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Speaker 3: make him leave her.

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Speaker 5: It's a felon.

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Speaker 1: I have chlamydia.

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Speaker 3: Like I don't recognize that guy's boys. But if he

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Speaker 3: hasn't been cast on a reality TV that's the biggest

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Speaker 3: crime since crocs.

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Speaker 1: Came back in this season of Floor Obama Shore.

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Speaker 3: You can listen. You can listen to The Loser Line

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Speaker 3: regularly at this time or on any of our affiliates

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Speaker 3: across the country, plus on our YouTube insta. In our

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Speaker 3: TikTok at Broken Jeffrey, we got your phone tap coming

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Speaker 3: up right after this