Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. You know what this is how I'm
Speaker 1: going to start the Calm Down Podcast. I don't even
Speaker 1: know if her friends anymore. I haven't talked to you.
Speaker 1: I haven't. I did see you last week at a
Speaker 1: great dinner. That of course, who are you? Aaron Andrews.
Speaker 1: You had to leave early to go do an interview?
Speaker 1: Where the hell you ben Chris and Thompson And by
Speaker 1: the way, welcome to the Calm Down Podcast. I'm so
Speaker 1: thankful we have this date on our calendars. We don't
Speaker 1: talk more pets. Heads are falling off. Where you back?
Speaker 1: Two things. I was gonna call you today to catch
Speaker 1: up on life, but then I'm like, why would I
Speaker 1: do that. I'm just gonna save it for the podcast
Speaker 1: because there is a lot of things that I need
Speaker 1: to discuss with you. Rewinding, Yes, we had a great dinner.
Speaker 1: I got on a flight, flew to San Francisco, didn't interview.
Speaker 1: I did the responsible thing and left that night. As
Speaker 1: opposed to flying the girl in the on you because
Speaker 1: we know how that's gonna go. We don't need Kyle
Speaker 1: Shanahan asking where I'm at and I'm still on the
Speaker 1: tarmac at L a X. Don't let's do the teaser though.
Speaker 1: You have an insane interview for Foxes Week one. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited for you. You You get to sit down with
Speaker 1: who I'll let you promo. Yeah, I sit down with
Speaker 1: Trey Lance and with Kyle Shanahan. Of course, one of
Speaker 1: the biggest stories in the off season is who, who, where,
Speaker 1: when and why? So yeah, Trey Lance is getting of
Speaker 1: course the keys to that that sports car that is
Speaker 1: the San Francisco forty Niners offense. And you know, John
Speaker 1: Lynch says who he says when much exactly and you know,
Speaker 1: and it's in the interview, but how it kind of
Speaker 1: worked out well for everyone there in the organization, the
Speaker 1: best of both worlds and being able to keep Jimmy
Speaker 1: because of a bunch of different reasons. But anyways, um wait,
Speaker 1: so that'll air. I can't believe this is our Yes,
Speaker 1: here was our last Sunday that we have off until
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl, so February here. I feel like this
Speaker 1: has been a long time coming. We've been talking about
Speaker 1: our summer being over. It's officially over. But your tan
Speaker 1: is alive and well if anyone is listening. Aaron is
Speaker 1: wearing a white tank top and this broad looks like
Speaker 1: she is a Bermuda. Bahama, come on, pretty mama, So
Speaker 1: I have to I have a sit down as well.
Speaker 1: Week one, stop me if you've heard this before. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting down with Aaron Rodgers. Week one, we have Packers
Speaker 1: at Vikings, which were so excited for America's game of
Speaker 1: the week. But I figure, I'm gonna absolutely damage my
Speaker 1: skin on Labor Day weekend when you know, and then
Speaker 1: we head off to the NFL season where I will
Speaker 1: never see Sonics again except for week three when the
Speaker 1: Packers head to Tampa and I will absolutely just sweat
Speaker 1: through my outfit. So yeah, we were out by the
Speaker 1: pool this weekend, Jared, and how you are in the
Speaker 1: pool now soaking it up and it is freaking so
Speaker 1: hot outside Grace right now. Anyone listening in Los Angeles
Speaker 1: gets this right. And I also, full disclosure, feels so
Speaker 1: bad when I was talking to my mom and dad
Speaker 1: today in Tampa, Florida. Any of you who are loyal
Speaker 1: and we love you listeners in the deep deep South,
Speaker 1: we need to shut up because we have zero clue
Speaker 1: what humidity and one hundred degree attempts feel like right
Speaker 1: now there for you, but oh my god, I want
Speaker 1: I know you guys went on a date last night.
Speaker 1: I saw you post about it. We went to a
Speaker 1: little local Italian restaurant here that we love that you
Speaker 1: sit outside. I mean, I rolled up my jeans. I
Speaker 1: was dying. Jared walked home with no shirt on because
Speaker 1: he was just sweating through it. And I love this place.
Speaker 1: It's a place that they only have like wine and champagne.
Speaker 1: And we were drinking red wine and I was just
Speaker 1: like Jesus, it's so hot, like it was awful. I
Speaker 1: love this place. But we were dying, cube and make
Speaker 1: a say I did. Well. I'm wearing a sweatshirt that
Speaker 1: so Steve and I have this thing like when we
Speaker 1: first started hanging out, he would come over and bring
Speaker 1: a matching sweatsuit outfit to just like be lazy. And
Speaker 1: so this is my Jordan's breakfast Club, my new one,
Speaker 1: because Michael Jordan would wake up at four o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning and work out and then he had this
Speaker 1: thing called the breakfast Club. So anyways, I'm wearing this
Speaker 1: because I'm hungover again. Stop me if you've heard that before.
Speaker 1: I feel like my storyline is always like I'm a
Speaker 1: degenerate and I'm just whatever. But I work really hard
Speaker 1: and I play really hard. Off of a twenty four
Speaker 1: hour install. In the world of home design, and install
Speaker 1: is when you go and you set up someone's house.
Speaker 1: So sweet James Conner, he's a running back for the
Speaker 1: Arizona Cardinals. I did the McCoy's house. Yes. By the way,
Speaker 1: the only clients that I'm driving now, I'd like to
Speaker 1: say this, the only clients I wanted house at home
Speaker 1: are rich athletes who don't have a wife or a
Speaker 1: girlfriend who interject with styling tips. Because the guy that
Speaker 1: he went like this, do whatever you want. I mean,
Speaker 1: that is a dream scenario. But I mean we'll take
Speaker 1: all clients at house at home. I'm just teasing, but he,
Speaker 1: you know, like us, he's getting ready for his season,
Speaker 1: and an athlete needs to be when their home, they
Speaker 1: need to be. I told them two things I'm not
Speaker 1: picking out for you your television and your mattress because
Speaker 1: I don't need you on the I R week three
Speaker 1: because I picked out a temper Peedick that's the wrong right.
Speaker 1: So I fly down there. I'm like, dude, I will
Speaker 1: flip this house for you in two weeks, but I
Speaker 1: need you to go stay in a hotel and then
Speaker 1: you come back. And he sent me the sweetest messages.
Speaker 1: Yesterday he came home and it was all done, and
Speaker 1: I had went to CBS and I printed out pictures
Speaker 1: of him and his mom and his friends and put
Speaker 1: him in frames and stuff, because these guys are young
Speaker 1: and they've got, you know, some cash, and they don't
Speaker 1: think about putting pictures anyways. So but I was in
Speaker 1: Arizona a hundred ten degrees, Sweet James, I adore you.
Speaker 1: His power wasn't on. He hadn't set up his power,
Speaker 1: so the A C wasn't kicking. My sweet painters who
Speaker 1: I are, my crew of guys who I sent down
Speaker 1: from California. They got there and like Carissa, there's no
Speaker 1: power because he hadn't set it up. It. The dude
Speaker 1: hadn't lived in this house yet. So we're there, we're sweating.
Speaker 1: There's generated I was like, anyways, it was worth it.
Speaker 1: He was happy. That's all that matters. So needless to say,
Speaker 1: I'm putting house and home on the back burner, well
Speaker 1: pun intended, because I'm sweating for in the next couple
Speaker 1: of weeks and focusing only on football. But that was
Speaker 1: what I've been up to the last couple of days,
Speaker 1: so I decided to just go for it. Last night
Speaker 1: were the same, went to an Italian restaurant, but we
Speaker 1: sat inside because Steve's the sweater. This guy, there's no
Speaker 1: chance a C is on here all the time. I've
Speaker 1: never had this a C on as much. I'm freezing him.
Speaker 1: We're in the sweatshirt inside. Wait until you get that bill.
Speaker 1: Oh my, just what he said to him. I go
Speaker 1: and again, I'm trying again, in the infancy of a relationship,
Speaker 1: I'm trying not to do the nagging thing right. And
Speaker 1: he's amazing and does so much for me around this house,
Speaker 1: especially when I'm not home when I end up having
Speaker 1: to stay in Arizona overnight. He watches the dogs, the
Speaker 1: whole thing. But I'm going around and turn off the
Speaker 1: A C. In every room. I'm like, we don't this
Speaker 1: is I am freezing around here. I don't need the
Speaker 1: bill to be thousands of dollars. Yeah, and I agree
Speaker 1: with you with that. And I tried to be really
Speaker 1: good around our house too. For as much as I
Speaker 1: live with someone that's very A D D. I'm very
Speaker 1: much the one that's turning off the A C in
Speaker 1: different areas of the house. Okay, so there's a good
Speaker 1: question with that if I am like, I'm not using upstairs,
Speaker 1: I just shut it off, Howie and Jared her outside,
Speaker 1: I just turned it up a little bit. But then
Speaker 1: are you paying more money to cool it off when
Speaker 1: you come back in than just having it at a
Speaker 1: maybe a seventy three or again? Keep you you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I know exactly you mean, because I
Speaker 1: do this have to keep it at a certain temper,
Speaker 1: but to keep it at like a seventy but I
Speaker 1: don't this house must get really hot or something. But
Speaker 1: the other morning I woke up and I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: fifty degrees. I don't know, there's some setting. And you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not not technologically advanced in any capacity when it
Speaker 1: comes to that stuff. But yeah, so that's what's going on. Also,
Speaker 1: it's going on. I have a massive So I have
Speaker 1: a mole right here. It's like not a colored mole.
Speaker 1: It's like a have you ever had one of those?
Speaker 1: Like a non colored mole, Like it's like, looks, oh no,
Speaker 1: look at her. She's repulsed um. It's it's basically like assist.
Speaker 1: It's like a Cindy Crawford mole, but without the color.
Speaker 1: It's like God said, sure, you're gonna be cute, but
Speaker 1: you're not going to be super model cute, so we
Speaker 1: won't color them all. So I got a zip over that,
Speaker 1: and you know what we do? Because Jared and Steve
Speaker 1: really mad about this. I found I felt it last
Speaker 1: night at dinner and I started. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: oh no, He's like, don't pick it. So what do
Speaker 1: I do? A few glasses of wine in I come home,
Speaker 1: I look for that safety pin, fishing around in the
Speaker 1: bottom of the bobby pin thing looking for the safety pin,
Speaker 1: take the lighter, I sterilize it. I'm up there performing surgery.
Speaker 1: But if it's a mole, you can't do that. But
Speaker 1: there was a zip over the mole and it wasn't ready.
Speaker 1: And now we're working with something and I've got a
Speaker 1: huge mound, and I'll tell you what's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 1: I gotta be on the mound tomorrow Wednesday at the
Speaker 1: Mariner's game to throw out that first pitch. And the
Speaker 1: only thing they're looking at is this mound. Of nonsense
Speaker 1: right here. So I'm gonna say I'm gonna wave to
Speaker 1: the Mariner faithful. There's five people in the stands. That's
Speaker 1: why they asked me to throw out the first pitch
Speaker 1: because and I am going to throw out the first
Speaker 1: bridge with this massive it. So we are taping obviously
Speaker 1: before you do that pitch. This podcast will come out after.
Speaker 1: Can you please please please post on the calm down.
Speaker 1: I g just some fun behind the scenes things totally.
Speaker 1: And Steve the other day goes, you're gonna need to practice,
Speaker 1: and I go, but I will say two things that
Speaker 1: I am good at life. Other than that, I can
Speaker 1: I can work on some stuff I am very good at,
Speaker 1: Like my work ethic is very strong, and my athleticism is. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Top Tier's king about it, but he's like, this is different.
Speaker 1: It's all you have to you. First of all, you
Speaker 1: have to throw off the mound. Anyone that throws in
Speaker 1: front of the mound soft. So he grabs the dogs
Speaker 1: baseball or whatever tennis balls the other day and goes,
Speaker 1: let me see your warm up pitch. I just drilled it,
Speaker 1: and he's like, well, not bad, but it's a tennis ball.
Speaker 1: So I need to practice with the weight of a
Speaker 1: baseball because I can't be embarrassing myself and do a
Speaker 1: one hopper in front of the not today say that much.
Speaker 1: I ain't doing anything today. So yeah, yeah, so I
Speaker 1: need to do that. But I also need to stop
Speaker 1: doing what we always do. Why are we always picking?
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you what I got. So I am
Speaker 1: starting to put because obviously I had out of town
Speaker 1: this week. You had out of town next week for
Speaker 1: week two for Thursday Night football. I am starting to
Speaker 1: put my kid together of what I need. Friend of
Speaker 1: the show, we had her on Dr Pimple Popper, Sandra Lee.
Speaker 1: I actually went and got some of her like acid
Speaker 1: like face wash to travel with because I got no
Speaker 1: time for what you're probably going to be happening. I
Speaker 1: got a big interview this week. I'm sure something is
Speaker 1: going to erupt whatever. Because you always get one, like
Speaker 1: whenever something biggest, I always get one right before the
Speaker 1: first week. I always get one right before Tom Brady
Speaker 1: sit down, and I always get one right for the
Speaker 1: super Bowl. So there you go. And that's not the
Speaker 1: only ones I get. But you can basically set your
Speaker 1: watch to those, to those you're gonna be as We
Speaker 1: were walking home last night, just panting and sweating. Granted
Speaker 1: this is not even a five minute walk, but we
Speaker 1: were dying because of how hot it was. We were
Speaker 1: having a conversation and Jared said something and I said,
Speaker 1: you can mark my word. And I said, that is
Speaker 1: a phrase. I mean, it's a Paula Andrews ism mark,
Speaker 1: but mark my word. I mean it's a hell of
Speaker 1: a phrase. And then I was like, this is a
Speaker 1: calm down podcast thing. Are there any other phrases out
Speaker 1: there that you were like? It's such a mom is um,
Speaker 1: but you find yourself saying them. Well, you just said
Speaker 1: another one. You can set your watch. First of all,
Speaker 1: who's setting watches over here? Um? I don't even know
Speaker 1: how to will I wear a watch and don't ever
Speaker 1: have the time set to it? When people like what
Speaker 1: time is it? And I'm like, I don't know, They're like,
Speaker 1: you're wearing a watch and for fashion, I'm not wearing
Speaker 1: it exactly. This is where Mike, have you met me?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's i'd have to think of out.
Speaker 1: Let's open it. Let's take some uh, let's take and
Speaker 1: ask our wonderful We need some phrases. Um, you're Oh,
Speaker 1: this is my Cathy Thompson's voice in head. You're gonna
Speaker 1: get it. You're gonna get it. When you're gonna get it,
Speaker 1: You're gonna get do that one more time. You're gonna
Speaker 1: get it when your father gets him. Um. Oh god,
Speaker 1: there's so Lady Jane is when my mom always says,
Speaker 1: listen up, lady Jane or something like that. I don't know,
Speaker 1: lady Jane. I don't cast. Hopefully my mom he'll ask
Speaker 1: my mom what that means. Jane. Okay, I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell you something though. I gotta get this out of
Speaker 1: the way because it's bothering me and you're going to
Speaker 1: murder me. You're going to murder me. I need to
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take. I'm gonna take, I'm gonna take off
Speaker 1: my headphones. I gotta. I gotta show you something. I said, Hey,
Speaker 1: you're taking out your pigtails. I cut my own hair
Speaker 1: last night again. Oh my god, chriss sa. I took
Speaker 1: out I took out almost all my ex This girl
Speaker 1: cannot be trusted. Look at this. And this was after
Speaker 1: how many drinks. No, this is before I left for
Speaker 1: my date. And I thought I was so cute okay,
Speaker 1: having a time with your extensions. You are a little frustrated. Okay,
Speaker 1: because that's okay. Always go back and forth. Look at this.
Speaker 1: Welcome everyone to Prime video Thursday night. Welcome everybody to
Speaker 1: Fox NFL Kickoff. Who's ready? Um? I have to go
Speaker 1: back and forth. Do I want short? Do I want long? Too? Yellow?
Speaker 1: It's to this is to that I don't know what
Speaker 1: I want in life. Okay, this is this is the
Speaker 1: problem here. But I know guys like extensions, and so
Speaker 1: I had a lot in It's not true. Okay, Well
Speaker 1: I believe from history. History is history tells us. That
Speaker 1: tells smart my word. I like that. You just are
Speaker 1: saying words like there's just one word. It's marked my words.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. So it's like a spirit animal.
Speaker 1: And for those of you just seeing this clip, it's
Speaker 1: because I need clippins after my at home haircut. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I gotta put this up. This is so embarrassing. But
Speaker 1: hold on, talk amongst yourselves. I'm dying to know what
Speaker 1: you cut your hair with gardening shears. I mean, what
Speaker 1: that looks pretty? What did you do? Take us through it? Okay, so, Barmazon,
Speaker 1: you are not so I am not so I have
Speaker 1: you know that little razor that Dominique leaves us. Sometimes
Speaker 1: bad ideas, bad idea for Dominique. If you're listening, do
Speaker 1: not leave her with that razor again? Are you insane?
Speaker 1: This is leaving like a kid with a hot fudge
Speaker 1: Sunday and say do not eat this and getting brand
Speaker 1: new white couches and having them sit on it. Exactly. So,
Speaker 1: I am getting ready for I don't normally get ready
Speaker 1: for a date because it's like I just throw my
Speaker 1: hair back and like whatever. Some I disagree, you always
Speaker 1: look smoking hot. Love you. I'm like, I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: so blow dry my hair, which I hate. Who here
Speaker 1: in this heat? Actually not my house, it's phreezing, but
Speaker 1: who has to blow dry their hair? Like, I mean,
Speaker 1: forget it. So I'm blow drying my hair and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't really like this. Leg probably got stop it start.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go take a picture when I get off this,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a picture of what's in my garbage
Speaker 1: can so then it then it starts. One left comes out,
Speaker 1: two comes out. Now I am baldy, Brian Baldinger. I
Speaker 1: mean I am I have one row left and just
Speaker 1: some stragglers. It's bad. It's just tell me you didn't
Speaker 1: cut your real hair. I can't. I can't. I can't
Speaker 1: guarantee that. I don't know. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: damage is. Until I don't know. I need help. I
Speaker 1: knew you were going to give that, but I just
Speaker 1: get bold bad and then I don't know what you do?
Speaker 1: It looks so bad now look at it's just like
Speaker 1: like Edward scissor hands over here. I just started going crazy.
Speaker 1: And then I walked downstairs. I was like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna be a little late, and he goes, what do
Speaker 1: you do? It's like, you know, like it it's like
Speaker 1: looks great, but what did you do up there? And
Speaker 1: I was like, don't worry about it. I got bored.
Speaker 1: This is when I need you to pick up your
Speaker 1: little phone, press the Calm Down podcast I g and
Speaker 1: start videoing yourself, because it would have starting to show
Speaker 1: you the remnants of the disaster that was the morning after. Kelly,
Speaker 1: you're just having a hair situation. You're just not happy
Speaker 1: with it, like and nothing's making you happy. Remember when
Speaker 1: I you know what I do that normally it equates
Speaker 1: to my life. I mean now, I love my life,
Speaker 1: but normally the hair coincides with my vacillation of like
Speaker 1: do I want it long? Do I want it short?
Speaker 1: Do I want it brown? I wonder what that means.
Speaker 1: Somebody that's listening to this that like it has like
Speaker 1: kind of the meaning like when you lose your teeth
Speaker 1: and dreams or when you something Yeah, and then you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what does that mean? And does this
Speaker 1: person feel the way? You know what I mean, It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's there's deeper issues here. My therapist isn't available to
Speaker 1: holiday weekend. But I'll get to the root of the problem.
Speaker 1: The problem, that's the that's the real problem here is
Speaker 1: root anyway, so my hair getting I have a massive
Speaker 1: sit and football is right around the corner. Hello America,
Speaker 1: Hey fox Set, Hey, so I wanted to discuss with
Speaker 1: you my It's not my latest problem, but it was
Speaker 1: a problem last week. I wrote it down in my
Speaker 1: little podcast notes. We went away to Mexico for a
Speaker 1: couple of days last weekend. Had a great time. So
Speaker 1: grateful my sister is able to come and stay with
Speaker 1: my child. Howard, everything's good, everything's great. He was known
Speaker 1: like he's five years old, but probably a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago. He just had really really bad stomach issues.
Speaker 1: We're getting up in the middle of the night, probably
Speaker 1: like to three times a week. We have knock on wood.
Speaker 1: Think we nailed it with his food, so we're good
Speaker 1: to go with that. So she calls us probably around
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock our time and face times us and said, hey,
Speaker 1: the baby's not doing well. He has explosive you know
Speaker 1: what around the block. I feel so bad. We've gotten
Speaker 1: up and down probably like three times. Okay, so this
Speaker 1: happens for about five hours. So but the problem is
Speaker 1: he's then taking her. He's telling her he has to
Speaker 1: go outside. He goes outside, but he's not goingping happens,
Speaker 1: so he's got like a tummy ache. So I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I cannot hashtag calm down. I end up calling after
Speaker 1: hour five, calling the vet. I've convinced myself it's blow,
Speaker 1: which actually does kill dogs. I am on the phone
Speaker 1: at three am in Mexico with the emergency vet in California. Then,
Speaker 1: as Jarrett points out, I'm on hold for twenty five
Speaker 1: minutes because I'm asking them if my sister should bring
Speaker 1: the dog in. Before I called the vet. He puked
Speaker 1: all over our kitchen, so I've convinced it's shit is bad.
Speaker 1: So that's like, she can bring him in, but it's
Speaker 1: probably gonna be like four to six hour wait where
Speaker 1: it's like, he's fine, just let him the night. How
Speaker 1: many dogs are there exactly? And they're like, unless it's
Speaker 1: a grave situation, I'm like Jesus, So anyways, I call
Speaker 1: them back. He's fine, he slept through the night, He's fine.
Speaker 1: The next morning, blah blah blah blah blah. This is
Speaker 1: my issue, and I discussed it with my mom. My
Speaker 1: mom wakes up the next morning, I call her and
Speaker 1: I'm like, Mom, Howie puked, he had the ships last night.
Speaker 1: My mom goes, yeah, that happens. He's good. I'm sure
Speaker 1: Ken will monitor him today. La la, la la la.
Speaker 1: My little thing is he's fine. But I didn't sleep
Speaker 1: for two days. I was so paranoid. I was NonStop
Speaker 1: tracking my sister on my phone to make sure they
Speaker 1: hadn't left, they hadn't gone to the hospital. I am
Speaker 1: like this with a dog. I cannot imagine how I'll
Speaker 1: be with a child. I have serious issues. I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do. I can't cancel you on that
Speaker 1: because I am I'm a little bit more relaxed, like
Speaker 1: I go, well, what are we going to do? As
Speaker 1: long as and I'm with you because like our well,
Speaker 1: our dogs are our children until you have babies. But
Speaker 1: it's like, does Jared calm you down in those situations?
Speaker 1: He tries to, but he knows that his words are
Speaker 1: lost on me because I am so geeked up on
Speaker 1: this dog. I have convinced myself this dog has cancer.
Speaker 1: I have convinced myself I go towards the absolute worst
Speaker 1: right away. And again, how the hell am I going
Speaker 1: to function with a kid? Are you like this with
Speaker 1: anyone else? Like? Are you like this with Jared if
Speaker 1: he's sick? Are you like this with I? Feel? Because
Speaker 1: you are so motherly, You are so motherly, like whenever
Speaker 1: I have something, you like checking on me ten times
Speaker 1: a day, Like you are so caring. But can you
Speaker 1: calm yourself down by calling your mom and having her
Speaker 1: like in this situation, Like it seems like she's just
Speaker 1: like yeah, five, yeah, she's had two kids, five dogs, right, right,
Speaker 1: So maybe you go straight to her and then she's
Speaker 1: the barometer of your fine, don't worry. Abou's unavailable for
Speaker 1: a comment at three am, unfortunately, but I I so agree.
Speaker 1: But I just really, the next time that happens, like think, like,
Speaker 1: what would Paula do? You know, not Jesus the same,
Speaker 1: but what would Paula do? And then just have her
Speaker 1: voice be in your head and then as soon as
Speaker 1: she wakes up, like, mom, can you call me? Like
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out? I don't think. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: a big deal, but I don't want you to then
Speaker 1: give yourself a freaking ulcer or whatever. There's a thing
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't I don't even know we're still
Speaker 1: doing those. I don't know if you're still doing those.
Speaker 1: So then you because guess what, as we know and
Speaker 1: we've talked about it, nausea, remember the stress in my
Speaker 1: life and how it takes all like it takes its
Speaker 1: toll in some capacity, So you stressing out is going
Speaker 1: to end up you're sick. How are we sick? And
Speaker 1: it's a disaster and you don't want to have that.
Speaker 1: So just I don't really have great advice on it
Speaker 1: other than just wait for Paula to answer the phone
Speaker 1: in the morning. What would Paula do? But just affected
Speaker 1: me for two days, and then you would think the
Speaker 1: next night, jar, it's like, oh, you're probably so looking
Speaker 1: forward to going to sleep. I didn't go to sleep
Speaker 1: the next night because I was worried he was going
Speaker 1: to wake up again with stomach issues. It's a dog
Speaker 1: he's got. I mean, that's crazy. You're a better person
Speaker 1: than mate, because Daisy will come upstairs and she'll wake
Speaker 1: Steve because she knows I ain't getting up, and she'll
Speaker 1: wake him up and he'll go out. This is the guy,
Speaker 1: mind you that like didn't even like, of course he
Speaker 1: likes dogs, but I didn't want to like, yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: And now he's like, woke up with Daisy three times
Speaker 1: last night. I was like, when I didn't hear you,
Speaker 1: He's like, we know you didn't hear. Your extensions were
Speaker 1: covering your ears, not anymore wide awake. Fuck, look at it.
Speaker 1: I mean, what am I gonna do? This is this
Speaker 1: is crazy. I know thisition, but like most people who
Speaker 1: want to look semi decent on television, don't just start
Speaker 1: hacking their fucking hair. I've really got an issue. And again,
Speaker 1: we'll get a psychologist online one to tell me to
Speaker 1: know what that means with your hair. It's got to
Speaker 1: mean something. Um well, I got issues, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: But wait, so wait, this is exciting. You are going
Speaker 1: back out on the road. I'm going on the road.
Speaker 1: It's football is here, all of the things. Now what
Speaker 1: day are you packing? I need to start following in
Speaker 1: the Aaron Andrews school of thought because I'm just throwing
Speaker 1: ship in a bag and hoping it works. So I'm
Speaker 1: meeting with Alyssa tomorrow to kind of get my two
Speaker 1: outfits together for my sit down for the game. Probably
Speaker 1: travel with my sit down outfit because we all remember
Speaker 1: last year's sit down outfit didn't make it. Had to
Speaker 1: go and purchase clothing in Green Bay, which was a
Speaker 1: lovely experience. Also didn't sleep that whole night because it
Speaker 1: was so worried about it. We'll send off my Minnesota gear,
Speaker 1: my Minnesota outfits to Minnesota. So that's waiting for me.
Speaker 1: Um so prepared this one. You're so flecking her going
Speaker 1: by tomorrow. But yeah, Alyssa and I were talking about this.
Speaker 1: Alyssa is Aaron's sweet stylists, and she's helping me out
Speaker 1: with some stuff with Thursday. And then Vickie of course
Speaker 1: we'll do the Sunday stuff. But she and I were talking,
Speaker 1: I said, basically, whatever Aaron does, I'll be the opposite.
Speaker 1: Like Aaron will send stuff ahead of time, I will
Speaker 1: be the person that left the outfit at home, like
Speaker 1: I'm I'm it's it's a wonder that I actually get
Speaker 1: anything done in my life or like bills are paid
Speaker 1: or anything, because I pride myself on being responsible. But
Speaker 1: then half the time I'm like, I don't, I don't
Speaker 1: know what I'm doing over here. You are so much
Speaker 1: more mature in areas of preparation than I am. I
Speaker 1: was the hotel lotion the other day. I was, I
Speaker 1: was thinking about you because you're like, oh, I don't
Speaker 1: want to smell like my co workers, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's not that I don't want to smell like them
Speaker 1: at all, but it's just I don't feel like we
Speaker 1: should all smell the same. I kind of want to walk.
Speaker 1: And also they don't give me enough moisture that I need.
Speaker 1: And I know they're always a watery. Why are those
Speaker 1: hotel thing? Yeah, what are they doing given that condition
Speaker 1: at that tiny little conditioner I mean on this straw,
Speaker 1: I mean this thing on the scarecrow. I need a
Speaker 1: lot more than just that little one ounce of fun,
Speaker 1: okay anyone that. Thank you guys for listening to the
Speaker 1: Calm Down podcast. But there's gonna be many themes. Yes
Speaker 1: and that, and that concludes this episode. So mark my word,
Speaker 1: we're done here. Mark my word. This isn't one word.
Speaker 1: You'll get one word. Okay, not forget the words. One word. Um.
Speaker 1: I was writing down on my podcast notes when I
Speaker 1: was on the plane the other day. So you know,
Speaker 1: the plane leaves the gate, you think, all right, here
Speaker 1: we go, we're headed out, we're on time. And then
Speaker 1: you do you do the tar back weight, and now
Speaker 1: something's went wrong. So then people take liberties and think, oh,
Speaker 1: now is the time I'm gonna do that FaceTime conversation
Speaker 1: that I wasn't able to do when I was alone.
Speaker 1: This absolutely not this, So there's issues mcmah absolutely not.
Speaker 1: The lavatory. The lock on the laboratory was like the
Speaker 1: door was swinging open, so they had to stop. We
Speaker 1: had to go back to the gate the mechanic had
Speaker 1: so this is behind in front of that. Yeah, the shifter,
Speaker 1: the shifter is not working. He's facetiming someone and saying
Speaker 1: the ship is not working and that calls you. Remember
Speaker 1: I was on the phone with you and I could
Speaker 1: hear this more on yeah you And I'm like, first
Speaker 1: of all, I need to lower my voice. The microphone
Speaker 1: doesn't work, you know. I'm like, this is insane. I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear what you have to say, first
Speaker 1: of all, yelling. I also don't need to hear your
Speaker 1: wife's response being like nobody likes a bad shitter. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what likes you and you and sip it.
Speaker 1: What are we doing? That's fine if you want to
Speaker 1: get on the phone, put your headphones in, and what
Speaker 1: we do? Why do we want to hear what you
Speaker 1: have to say? And then the kids are screaming in
Speaker 1: the background. It's like Jimmy's doing that thing again. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I hate Jimmy. And here's the other Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: why Jimmy is doing it because he has asshole parents
Speaker 1: like you. You know what else. I sit there and
Speaker 1: I just stare at the guy like, oh that's good,
Speaker 1: that's good. Really I should do that, come on or
Speaker 1: my favorite disease, like oh really, yeah, well, let me
Speaker 1: know how he does in math class. Let me know. Yeah, well, Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll text me later and let me know how he
Speaker 1: did on that problem. And then this is what I'll
Speaker 1: do when he's done. Actually, you should let us all
Speaker 1: know because we're now involved, Like, are you insane? Put
Speaker 1: your headphones in. This is a mode of transportation. Mode
Speaker 1: of transportation. I'm going to start saying that. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start getting involved in the conversation and then the best So,
Speaker 1: do you have a problem, like you just made your
Speaker 1: problems are problems? I mean, everyone just get on the
Speaker 1: FaceTime and everyone just start yelling around here. Please enough
Speaker 1: enough with that. Okay, So that was something I was like,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be and I am not complaining. I
Speaker 1: am excited to get back on the road. But the stories, hey,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you um had a big week as well,
Speaker 1: the nasty Oh my god, you need I'm so freaking ignorant.
Speaker 1: This is why invest in real estate, not in stocks.
Speaker 1: Because it's like we get at the nasdack the doubt,
Speaker 1: which which is up? This is you on the video?
Speaker 1: Looks like everything's up? It did? That song was up?
Speaker 1: That was great. Starbucks was plumbing as we were there,
Speaker 1: no offense. I was drinking duncan donuts that day. We
Speaker 1: love that. This is so cool that you can do this,
Speaker 1: and your pictures were so cute the confetti following. So
Speaker 1: were you nervous, like walk us through the whole thing,
Speaker 1: because this is no one gets to do this. This
Speaker 1: is awesome. So fox PR wasn't an awesome move, much
Speaker 1: like they're gonna have you throughout the first pitch at
Speaker 1: the Mariners game. Fox PR set it up where Kevin
Speaker 1: Greg myself got to fly to New York City. New
Speaker 1: York's the big old City girl, and they had us
Speaker 1: ring the Nasdak bell. It was so much fun. I
Speaker 1: had no idea what we were walking into. Carissa, I'm
Speaker 1: going to tell you it was like an event, and
Speaker 1: of course it is. It's a big deal, but it
Speaker 1: is a fully choreographed situation. So we get there. We
Speaker 1: did Fox and Friends before, which was so much fun
Speaker 1: because I am obsessed with all those women on Fox
Speaker 1: News with their makeup and their attitudes and their hair.
Speaker 1: I just love it their hair person because those blondes
Speaker 1: are always kicking their icy and the weather galon Martha's
Speaker 1: a dream. Anyways, so we go over to Nasdak. We
Speaker 1: sit there, great lobby by the way and John at
Speaker 1: the front desk security. He had the jokes coming early
Speaker 1: in the morning. So anyways, they have a lovely coffee
Speaker 1: bar with anything that you could want, and so we're
Speaker 1: sitting there like and these fabulous mugs, and we're like,
Speaker 1: these mugs and coffee are fantastic. It's all for a reason.
Speaker 1: They want you to be keyed up and pumped up
Speaker 1: for that belt. They were like, we've got plenty of
Speaker 1: coffee here, and keep drinking it because we want the
Speaker 1: excitement and the cheering coming when you were about it
Speaker 1: was the whole thing. So then they have this girl
Speaker 1: named Kristen who is everything come out and give you
Speaker 1: the run of show. Christian's like, okay, in five minutes,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be bringing you in and then you're gonna
Speaker 1: be live and this, this and this, and then then Kevin,
Speaker 1: you're gonna say. She was like a ride coordinator on
Speaker 1: Splash Mountain. I just sat there with my mouth open
Speaker 1: and was like, she was amazing. Your exits are here,
Speaker 1: there's plenty of coffee, so you're excited. The confetti is
Speaker 1: gonna be falling, so don't be surprised. I mean, she
Speaker 1: was everything. I loved her so much. Maybe she could
Speaker 1: pack my bag and your socks will go here, and
Speaker 1: your underwear we'll go here, and your outfit for the
Speaker 1: day is in the Ziplock compartment. Mark my words, Kristen
Speaker 1: would know where to put it. So we get inside
Speaker 1: this room so fun, and it was like, welcome everybody
Speaker 1: to the naz Jack Experience. And this music starts playing
Speaker 1: and I was like, where are we the Norway ride
Speaker 1: at Epcot. You Disney fans will get me anyways, So
Speaker 1: I'm looking for to Bob. I'm in little Italy. Okay.
Speaker 1: They specifically tell us turn off your phones, no flask photography.
Speaker 1: So the experience starts. I'm holding up my phone and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh yeah, I'm filming this for Instagram, this asshole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everything's off, but the volume is on and like a
Speaker 1: story from another page comes on where it's like Influencers
Speaker 1: in the Wild and it's like but Bamp Bamp Bamp band.
Speaker 1: Kevin and Greg look at me, and I was like
Speaker 1: shut shut and we're like live and there's like somebody talking.
Speaker 1: So I was like, christ, it's gonna be so bad
Speaker 1: at me. Anyway, we get up there, we plead us
Speaker 1: and Kevin asked to give this full speech about how
Speaker 1: we're so excited and what a year on Fox. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I kind of can't
Speaker 1: breathe right now. What if I pass out right here
Speaker 1: during the next right leather shorts, tall black boots, reach
Speaker 1: bed well, sweating from every angle. Anyways, so we said
Speaker 1: as a team. At first we just heard Kevin was
Speaker 1: going to push the button, and I think I may
Speaker 1: have complained just a little bit enough where the Nazdac
Speaker 1: heard and they were like, all three of you can
Speaker 1: push it together. So I was like yes, So they
Speaker 1: said practice and we did on you know, we do
Speaker 1: the countdown five four three to Greg Olsen and his
Speaker 1: big fucking hands smashes it and I started smashing his hand.
Speaker 1: It was like no way, he's no way. He stopped.
Speaker 1: I was pissed, so I'm like smacking his hand. And
Speaker 1: I wanted it. I wanted to do a do over
Speaker 1: with the Nastack experience because we did not get to
Speaker 1: touch it, Kevin and I. But then we got to
Speaker 1: sign the little thing to officially say the market was open.
Speaker 1: We went outside on the Times Square. Like in Times Square,
Speaker 1: they had a big Nazac building. It was awesome promos,
Speaker 1: it was ship it was really cool. I just think
Speaker 1: about immediately because I love the movie Wall Street and
Speaker 1: Gordon Getko and Greed is good, and I just think
Speaker 1: about Michael Douglas and his Cardier glasses and like the
Speaker 1: whole thing, and like the Wall Street men, Like that's
Speaker 1: a world I know nothing about. But I just think
Speaker 1: about these incredible, like sexy men on the floor. Just
Speaker 1: what what does it all mean? It's like an auctioneer
Speaker 1: and they're just like making all these gestures. Anyways, what
Speaker 1: a great experience. I mean, I think our time has
Speaker 1: come to an end. Well, I'll tell you it's not
Speaker 1: going to be down all season my hair because it's
Speaker 1: got to be up. Okay, it's an updo and an
Speaker 1: update up and it's up. Oh my god. We need
Speaker 1: to know if you found your license, Ryan, I love you.
Speaker 1: I did find my license. I'll tell you where it was.
Speaker 1: It was at the public storage place. This is for
Speaker 1: next episode, guys, Hansel and Gretel. The trail led back
Speaker 1: to as it always does, something involving house at home
Speaker 1: because I'm dedicated like you are, to wear I had
Speaker 1: a public storage unit because I had all these couches
Speaker 1: because I'm trying to get a freaking furniture line, and
Speaker 1: I counted at the public storage. Well, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: it's going to mark my one word couch. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: couch this conversation that we're gonna bring it back next week.
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