1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:10,159 Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. You know what this is how I'm 3 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,799 Speaker 1: going to start the Calm Down Podcast. I don't even 4 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: know if her friends anymore. I haven't talked to you. 5 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: I haven't. I did see you last week at a 6 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:21,119 Speaker 1: great dinner. That of course, who are you? Aaron Andrews. 7 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,960 Speaker 1: You had to leave early to go do an interview? 8 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 1: Where the hell you ben Chris and Thompson And by 9 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: the way, welcome to the Calm Down Podcast. I'm so 10 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,480 Speaker 1: thankful we have this date on our calendars. We don't 11 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 1: talk more pets. Heads are falling off. Where you back? 12 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 1: Two things. I was gonna call you today to catch 13 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 1: up on life, but then I'm like, why would I 14 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:45,520 Speaker 1: do that. I'm just gonna save it for the podcast 15 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 1: because there is a lot of things that I need 16 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,520 Speaker 1: to discuss with you. Rewinding, Yes, we had a great dinner. 17 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 1: I got on a flight, flew to San Francisco, didn't interview. 18 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 1: I did the responsible thing and left that night. As 19 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: opposed to flying the girl in the on you because 20 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: we know how that's gonna go. We don't need Kyle 21 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: Shanahan asking where I'm at and I'm still on the 22 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:08,200 Speaker 1: tarmac at L a X. Don't let's do the teaser though. 23 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: You have an insane interview for Foxes Week one. I'm 24 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,679 Speaker 1: so excited for you. You You get to sit down with 25 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: who I'll let you promo. Yeah, I sit down with 26 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 1: Trey Lance and with Kyle Shanahan. Of course, one of 27 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:25,040 Speaker 1: the biggest stories in the off season is who, who, where, 28 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,200 Speaker 1: when and why? So yeah, Trey Lance is getting of 29 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 1: course the keys to that that sports car that is 30 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: the San Francisco forty Niners offense. And you know, John 31 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 1: Lynch says who he says when much exactly and you know, 32 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: and it's in the interview, but how it kind of 33 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 1: worked out well for everyone there in the organization, the 34 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 1: best of both worlds and being able to keep Jimmy 35 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 1: because of a bunch of different reasons. But anyways, um wait, 36 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: so that'll air. I can't believe this is our Yes, 37 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 1: here was our last Sunday that we have off until 38 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 1: the Super Bowl, so February here. I feel like this 39 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,480 Speaker 1: has been a long time coming. We've been talking about 40 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 1: our summer being over. It's officially over. But your tan 41 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 1: is alive and well if anyone is listening. Aaron is 42 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 1: wearing a white tank top and this broad looks like 43 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 1: she is a Bermuda. Bahama, come on, pretty mama, So 44 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,680 Speaker 1: I have to I have a sit down as well. 45 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: Week one, stop me if you've heard this before. I'm 46 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 1: sitting down with Aaron Rodgers. Week one, we have Packers 47 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,920 Speaker 1: at Vikings, which were so excited for America's game of 48 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:35,640 Speaker 1: the week. But I figure, I'm gonna absolutely damage my 49 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:39,079 Speaker 1: skin on Labor Day weekend when you know, and then 50 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 1: we head off to the NFL season where I will 51 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: never see Sonics again except for week three when the 52 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 1: Packers head to Tampa and I will absolutely just sweat 53 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 1: through my outfit. So yeah, we were out by the 54 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,800 Speaker 1: pool this weekend, Jared, and how you are in the 55 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 1: pool now soaking it up and it is freaking so 56 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 1: hot outside Grace right now. Anyone listening in Los Angeles 57 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:06,240 Speaker 1: gets this right. And I also, full disclosure, feels so 58 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,839 Speaker 1: bad when I was talking to my mom and dad 59 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: today in Tampa, Florida. Any of you who are loyal 60 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,919 Speaker 1: and we love you listeners in the deep deep South, 61 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: we need to shut up because we have zero clue 62 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: what humidity and one hundred degree attempts feel like right 63 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: now there for you, but oh my god, I want 64 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:24,919 Speaker 1: I know you guys went on a date last night. 65 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 1: I saw you post about it. We went to a 66 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,800 Speaker 1: little local Italian restaurant here that we love that you 67 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,920 Speaker 1: sit outside. I mean, I rolled up my jeans. I 68 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: was dying. Jared walked home with no shirt on because 69 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: he was just sweating through it. And I love this place. 70 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 1: It's a place that they only have like wine and champagne. 71 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 1: And we were drinking red wine and I was just 72 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 1: like Jesus, it's so hot, like it was awful. I 73 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: love this place. But we were dying, cube and make 74 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: a say I did. Well. I'm wearing a sweatshirt that 75 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 1: so Steve and I have this thing like when we 76 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: first started hanging out, he would come over and bring 77 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: a matching sweatsuit outfit to just like be lazy. And 78 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 1: so this is my Jordan's breakfast Club, my new one, 79 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 1: because Michael Jordan would wake up at four o'clock in 80 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 1: the morning and work out and then he had this 81 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: thing called the breakfast Club. So anyways, I'm wearing this 82 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,839 Speaker 1: because I'm hungover again. Stop me if you've heard that before. 83 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: I feel like my storyline is always like I'm a 84 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 1: degenerate and I'm just whatever. But I work really hard 85 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:27,360 Speaker 1: and I play really hard. Off of a twenty four 86 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 1: hour install. In the world of home design, and install 87 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,520 Speaker 1: is when you go and you set up someone's house. 88 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 1: So sweet James Conner, he's a running back for the 89 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 1: Arizona Cardinals. I did the McCoy's house. Yes. By the way, 90 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,040 Speaker 1: the only clients that I'm driving now, I'd like to 91 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,159 Speaker 1: say this, the only clients I wanted house at home 92 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,720 Speaker 1: are rich athletes who don't have a wife or a 93 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 1: girlfriend who interject with styling tips. Because the guy that 94 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 1: he went like this, do whatever you want. I mean, 95 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:56,480 Speaker 1: that is a dream scenario. But I mean we'll take 96 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 1: all clients at house at home. I'm just teasing, but he, 97 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 1: you know, like us, he's getting ready for his season, 98 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,840 Speaker 1: and an athlete needs to be when their home, they 99 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: need to be. I told them two things I'm not 100 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,039 Speaker 1: picking out for you your television and your mattress because 101 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,279 Speaker 1: I don't need you on the I R week three 102 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:16,720 Speaker 1: because I picked out a temper Peedick that's the wrong right. 103 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 1: So I fly down there. I'm like, dude, I will 104 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,560 Speaker 1: flip this house for you in two weeks, but I 105 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,080 Speaker 1: need you to go stay in a hotel and then 106 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,239 Speaker 1: you come back. And he sent me the sweetest messages. 107 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,800 Speaker 1: Yesterday he came home and it was all done, and 108 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 1: I had went to CBS and I printed out pictures 109 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:31,480 Speaker 1: of him and his mom and his friends and put 110 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,360 Speaker 1: him in frames and stuff, because these guys are young 111 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,480 Speaker 1: and they've got, you know, some cash, and they don't 112 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 1: think about putting pictures anyways. So but I was in 113 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 1: Arizona a hundred ten degrees, Sweet James, I adore you. 114 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: His power wasn't on. He hadn't set up his power, 115 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:50,360 Speaker 1: so the A C wasn't kicking. My sweet painters who 116 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 1: I are, my crew of guys who I sent down 117 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,039 Speaker 1: from California. They got there and like Carissa, there's no 118 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 1: power because he hadn't set it up. It. The dude 119 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,600 Speaker 1: hadn't lived in this house yet. So we're there, we're sweating. 120 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 1: There's generated I was like, anyways, it was worth it. 121 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:06,000 Speaker 1: He was happy. That's all that matters. So needless to say, 122 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,480 Speaker 1: I'm putting house and home on the back burner, well 123 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 1: pun intended, because I'm sweating for in the next couple 124 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,800 Speaker 1: of weeks and focusing only on football. But that was 125 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 1: what I've been up to the last couple of days, 126 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 1: so I decided to just go for it. Last night 127 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:20,039 Speaker 1: were the same, went to an Italian restaurant, but we 128 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,240 Speaker 1: sat inside because Steve's the sweater. This guy, there's no 129 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:27,280 Speaker 1: chance a C is on here all the time. I've 130 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 1: never had this a C on as much. I'm freezing him. 131 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,480 Speaker 1: We're in the sweatshirt inside. Wait until you get that bill. 132 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 1: Oh my, just what he said to him. I go 133 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 1: and again, I'm trying again, in the infancy of a relationship, 134 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,720 Speaker 1: I'm trying not to do the nagging thing right. And 135 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,960 Speaker 1: he's amazing and does so much for me around this house, 136 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:44,600 Speaker 1: especially when I'm not home when I end up having 137 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,720 Speaker 1: to stay in Arizona overnight. He watches the dogs, the 138 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,640 Speaker 1: whole thing. But I'm going around and turn off the 139 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,360 Speaker 1: A C. In every room. I'm like, we don't this 140 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 1: is I am freezing around here. I don't need the 141 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 1: bill to be thousands of dollars. Yeah, and I agree 142 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,200 Speaker 1: with you with that. And I tried to be really 143 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,240 Speaker 1: good around our house too. For as much as I 144 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 1: live with someone that's very A D D. I'm very 145 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 1: much the one that's turning off the A C in 146 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,920 Speaker 1: different areas of the house. Okay, so there's a good 147 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 1: question with that if I am like, I'm not using upstairs, 148 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 1: I just shut it off, Howie and Jared her outside, 149 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 1: I just turned it up a little bit. But then 150 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: are you paying more money to cool it off when 151 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 1: you come back in than just having it at a 152 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:26,600 Speaker 1: maybe a seventy three or again? Keep you you know 153 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,440 Speaker 1: what I mean. I know exactly you mean, because I 154 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,400 Speaker 1: do this have to keep it at a certain temper, 155 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 1: but to keep it at like a seventy but I 156 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 1: don't this house must get really hot or something. But 157 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,480 Speaker 1: the other morning I woke up and I'm like, it's 158 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 1: fifty degrees. I don't know, there's some setting. And you know, 159 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,920 Speaker 1: I'm not not technologically advanced in any capacity when it 160 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:44,239 Speaker 1: comes to that stuff. But yeah, so that's what's going on. Also, 161 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 1: it's going on. I have a massive So I have 162 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,320 Speaker 1: a mole right here. It's like not a colored mole. 163 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,640 Speaker 1: It's like a have you ever had one of those? 164 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: Like a non colored mole, Like it's like, looks, oh no, 165 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 1: look at her. She's repulsed um. It's it's basically like assist. 166 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,800 Speaker 1: It's like a Cindy Crawford mole, but without the color. 167 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,000 Speaker 1: It's like God said, sure, you're gonna be cute, but 168 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,360 Speaker 1: you're not going to be super model cute, so we 169 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:11,560 Speaker 1: won't color them all. So I got a zip over that, 170 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,360 Speaker 1: and you know what we do? Because Jared and Steve 171 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,960 Speaker 1: really mad about this. I found I felt it last 172 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 1: night at dinner and I started. I was like, oh, 173 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,960 Speaker 1: oh no, He's like, don't pick it. So what do 174 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,360 Speaker 1: I do? A few glasses of wine in I come home, 175 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:28,040 Speaker 1: I look for that safety pin, fishing around in the 176 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,040 Speaker 1: bottom of the bobby pin thing looking for the safety pin, 177 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:34,439 Speaker 1: take the lighter, I sterilize it. I'm up there performing surgery. 178 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,920 Speaker 1: But if it's a mole, you can't do that. But 179 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,319 Speaker 1: there was a zip over the mole and it wasn't ready. 180 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,439 Speaker 1: And now we're working with something and I've got a 181 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,960 Speaker 1: huge mound, and I'll tell you what's gonna be a problem. 182 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,719 Speaker 1: I gotta be on the mound tomorrow Wednesday at the 183 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 1: Mariner's game to throw out that first pitch. And the 184 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:53,280 Speaker 1: only thing they're looking at is this mound. Of nonsense 185 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,400 Speaker 1: right here. So I'm gonna say I'm gonna wave to 186 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 1: the Mariner faithful. There's five people in the stands. That's 187 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,560 Speaker 1: why they asked me to throw out the first pitch 188 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:03,840 Speaker 1: because and I am going to throw out the first 189 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:08,239 Speaker 1: bridge with this massive it. So we are taping obviously 190 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,920 Speaker 1: before you do that pitch. This podcast will come out after. 191 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,840 Speaker 1: Can you please please please post on the calm down. 192 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:19,080 Speaker 1: I g just some fun behind the scenes things totally. 193 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,559 Speaker 1: And Steve the other day goes, you're gonna need to practice, 194 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:24,200 Speaker 1: and I go, but I will say two things that 195 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,320 Speaker 1: I am good at life. Other than that, I can 196 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:30,439 Speaker 1: I can work on some stuff I am very good at, 197 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:34,600 Speaker 1: Like my work ethic is very strong, and my athleticism is. Yeah. 198 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:38,000 Speaker 1: Top Tier's king about it, but he's like, this is different. 199 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,240 Speaker 1: It's all you have to you. First of all, you 200 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:40,880 Speaker 1: have to throw off the mound. Anyone that throws in 201 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:44,680 Speaker 1: front of the mound soft. So he grabs the dogs 202 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,320 Speaker 1: baseball or whatever tennis balls the other day and goes, 203 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,640 Speaker 1: let me see your warm up pitch. I just drilled it, 204 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:53,880 Speaker 1: and he's like, well, not bad, but it's a tennis ball. 205 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,199 Speaker 1: So I need to practice with the weight of a 206 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:58,160 Speaker 1: baseball because I can't be embarrassing myself and do a 207 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,200 Speaker 1: one hopper in front of the not today say that much. 208 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,960 Speaker 1: I ain't doing anything today. So yeah, yeah, so I 209 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 1: need to do that. But I also need to stop 210 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,400 Speaker 1: doing what we always do. Why are we always picking? 211 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,880 Speaker 1: I gotta tell you what I got. So I am 212 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,560 Speaker 1: starting to put because obviously I had out of town 213 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,400 Speaker 1: this week. You had out of town next week for 214 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,200 Speaker 1: week two for Thursday Night football. I am starting to 215 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,160 Speaker 1: put my kid together of what I need. Friend of 216 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,480 Speaker 1: the show, we had her on Dr Pimple Popper, Sandra Lee. 217 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,880 Speaker 1: I actually went and got some of her like acid 218 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,760 Speaker 1: like face wash to travel with because I got no 219 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,480 Speaker 1: time for what you're probably going to be happening. I 220 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:45,960 Speaker 1: got a big interview this week. I'm sure something is 221 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,440 Speaker 1: going to erupt whatever. Because you always get one, like 222 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,400 Speaker 1: whenever something biggest, I always get one right before the 223 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:55,000 Speaker 1: first week. I always get one right before Tom Brady 224 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,160 Speaker 1: sit down, and I always get one right for the 225 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,720 Speaker 1: super Bowl. So there you go. And that's not the 226 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:02,240 Speaker 1: only ones I get. But you can basically set your 227 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:06,360 Speaker 1: watch to those, to those you're gonna be as We 228 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,720 Speaker 1: were walking home last night, just panting and sweating. Granted 229 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,400 Speaker 1: this is not even a five minute walk, but we 230 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,880 Speaker 1: were dying because of how hot it was. We were 231 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:18,640 Speaker 1: having a conversation and Jared said something and I said, 232 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:22,199 Speaker 1: you can mark my word. And I said, that is 233 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:25,640 Speaker 1: a phrase. I mean, it's a Paula Andrews ism mark, 234 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,160 Speaker 1: but mark my word. I mean it's a hell of 235 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,880 Speaker 1: a phrase. And then I was like, this is a 236 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:35,080 Speaker 1: calm down podcast thing. Are there any other phrases out 237 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,680 Speaker 1: there that you were like? It's such a mom is um, 238 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:40,600 Speaker 1: but you find yourself saying them. Well, you just said 239 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,960 Speaker 1: another one. You can set your watch. First of all, 240 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:46,559 Speaker 1: who's setting watches over here? Um? I don't even know 241 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,920 Speaker 1: how to will I wear a watch and don't ever 242 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,640 Speaker 1: have the time set to it? When people like what 243 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:52,920 Speaker 1: time is it? And I'm like, I don't know, They're like, 244 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,840 Speaker 1: you're wearing a watch and for fashion, I'm not wearing 245 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,200 Speaker 1: it exactly. This is where Mike, have you met me? 246 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,120 Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's i'd have to think of out. 247 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:04,040 Speaker 1: Let's open it. Let's take some uh, let's take and 248 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:08,920 Speaker 1: ask our wonderful We need some phrases. Um, you're Oh, 249 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,200 Speaker 1: this is my Cathy Thompson's voice in head. You're gonna 250 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,240 Speaker 1: get it. You're gonna get it. When you're gonna get it, 251 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,400 Speaker 1: You're gonna get do that one more time. You're gonna 252 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,320 Speaker 1: get it when your father gets him. Um. Oh god, 253 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,040 Speaker 1: there's so Lady Jane is when my mom always says, 254 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,240 Speaker 1: listen up, lady Jane or something like that. I don't know, 255 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:33,120 Speaker 1: lady Jane. I don't cast. Hopefully my mom he'll ask 256 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:37,760 Speaker 1: my mom what that means. Jane. Okay, I'm going to 257 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,280 Speaker 1: tell you something though. I gotta get this out of 258 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:44,120 Speaker 1: the way because it's bothering me and you're going to 259 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:48,599 Speaker 1: murder me. You're going to murder me. I need to 260 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take. I'm gonna take, I'm gonna take off 261 00:12:51,480 --> 00:13:00,160 Speaker 1: my headphones. I gotta. I gotta show you something. I said, Hey, 262 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,120 Speaker 1: you're taking out your pigtails. I cut my own hair 263 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:08,040 Speaker 1: last night again. Oh my god, chriss sa. I took 264 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:12,320 Speaker 1: out I took out almost all my ex This girl 265 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:15,720 Speaker 1: cannot be trusted. Look at this. And this was after 266 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,880 Speaker 1: how many drinks. No, this is before I left for 267 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:20,000 Speaker 1: my date. And I thought I was so cute okay, 268 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:25,280 Speaker 1: having a time with your extensions. You are a little frustrated. Okay, 269 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,480 Speaker 1: because that's okay. Always go back and forth. Look at this. 270 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:32,439 Speaker 1: Welcome everyone to Prime video Thursday night. Welcome everybody to 271 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:37,920 Speaker 1: Fox NFL Kickoff. Who's ready? Um? I have to go 272 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:41,000 Speaker 1: back and forth. Do I want short? Do I want long? Too? Yellow? 273 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,720 Speaker 1: It's to this is to that I don't know what 274 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,440 Speaker 1: I want in life. Okay, this is this is the 275 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:49,320 Speaker 1: problem here. But I know guys like extensions, and so 276 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,520 Speaker 1: I had a lot in It's not true. Okay, Well 277 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:58,160 Speaker 1: I believe from history. History is history tells us. That 278 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:02,160 Speaker 1: tells smart my word. I like that. You just are 279 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:05,080 Speaker 1: saying words like there's just one word. It's marked my words. 280 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,959 Speaker 1: I didn't know that. So it's like a spirit animal. 281 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,480 Speaker 1: And for those of you just seeing this clip, it's 282 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:16,240 Speaker 1: because I need clippins after my at home haircut. Hold on, 283 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,960 Speaker 1: I gotta put this up. This is so embarrassing. But 284 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,760 Speaker 1: hold on, talk amongst yourselves. I'm dying to know what 285 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:25,360 Speaker 1: you cut your hair with gardening shears. I mean, what 286 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:30,560 Speaker 1: that looks pretty? What did you do? Take us through it? Okay, so, Barmazon, 287 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,800 Speaker 1: you are not so I am not so I have 288 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:36,680 Speaker 1: you know that little razor that Dominique leaves us. Sometimes 289 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:40,400 Speaker 1: bad ideas, bad idea for Dominique. If you're listening, do 290 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 1: not leave her with that razor again? Are you insane? 291 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,960 Speaker 1: This is leaving like a kid with a hot fudge 292 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,440 Speaker 1: Sunday and say do not eat this and getting brand 293 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,960 Speaker 1: new white couches and having them sit on it. Exactly. So, 294 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,240 Speaker 1: I am getting ready for I don't normally get ready 295 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,920 Speaker 1: for a date because it's like I just throw my 296 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,840 Speaker 1: hair back and like whatever. Some I disagree, you always 297 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,320 Speaker 1: look smoking hot. Love you. I'm like, I'm gonna try 298 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,760 Speaker 1: so blow dry my hair, which I hate. Who here 299 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,520 Speaker 1: in this heat? Actually not my house, it's phreezing, but 300 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,760 Speaker 1: who has to blow dry their hair? Like, I mean, 301 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,280 Speaker 1: forget it. So I'm blow drying my hair and I'm like, no, 302 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:15,640 Speaker 1: I don't really like this. Leg probably got stop it start. 303 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,400 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go take a picture when I get off this, 304 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a picture of what's in my garbage 305 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:23,040 Speaker 1: can so then it then it starts. One left comes out, 306 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:28,360 Speaker 1: two comes out. Now I am baldy, Brian Baldinger. I 307 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 1: mean I am I have one row left and just 308 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,480 Speaker 1: some stragglers. It's bad. It's just tell me you didn't 309 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:38,280 Speaker 1: cut your real hair. I can't. I can't. I can't 310 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,200 Speaker 1: guarantee that. I don't know. I don't know what the 311 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:44,480 Speaker 1: damage is. Until I don't know. I need help. I 312 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,920 Speaker 1: knew you were going to give that, but I just 313 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,200 Speaker 1: get bold bad and then I don't know what you do? 314 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,200 Speaker 1: It looks so bad now look at it's just like 315 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,200 Speaker 1: like Edward scissor hands over here. I just started going crazy. 316 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,480 Speaker 1: And then I walked downstairs. I was like, oh, we're 317 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,120 Speaker 1: gonna be a little late, and he goes, what do 318 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,680 Speaker 1: you do? It's like, you know, like it it's like 319 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,160 Speaker 1: looks great, but what did you do up there? And 320 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,640 Speaker 1: I was like, don't worry about it. I got bored. 321 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,960 Speaker 1: This is when I need you to pick up your 322 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:11,920 Speaker 1: little phone, press the Calm Down podcast I g and 323 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,680 Speaker 1: start videoing yourself, because it would have starting to show 324 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:18,320 Speaker 1: you the remnants of the disaster that was the morning after. Kelly, 325 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,840 Speaker 1: you're just having a hair situation. You're just not happy 326 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,320 Speaker 1: with it, like and nothing's making you happy. Remember when 327 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,240 Speaker 1: I you know what I do that normally it equates 328 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,880 Speaker 1: to my life. I mean now, I love my life, 329 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,280 Speaker 1: but normally the hair coincides with my vacillation of like 330 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,600 Speaker 1: do I want it long? Do I want it short? 331 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,480 Speaker 1: Do I want it brown? I wonder what that means. 332 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:37,200 Speaker 1: Somebody that's listening to this that like it has like 333 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,720 Speaker 1: kind of the meaning like when you lose your teeth 334 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:46,280 Speaker 1: and dreams or when you something Yeah, and then you're like, 335 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 1: oh my god, what does that mean? And does this 336 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,120 Speaker 1: person feel the way? You know what I mean, It's like, yeah, 337 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,120 Speaker 1: there's there's deeper issues here. My therapist isn't available to 338 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,440 Speaker 1: holiday weekend. But I'll get to the root of the problem. 339 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,640 Speaker 1: The problem, that's the that's the real problem here is 340 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:03,360 Speaker 1: root anyway, so my hair getting I have a massive 341 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:07,080 Speaker 1: sit and football is right around the corner. Hello America, 342 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:20,080 Speaker 1: Hey fox Set, Hey, so I wanted to discuss with 343 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:22,480 Speaker 1: you my It's not my latest problem, but it was 344 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,280 Speaker 1: a problem last week. I wrote it down in my 345 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:29,399 Speaker 1: little podcast notes. We went away to Mexico for a 346 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,120 Speaker 1: couple of days last weekend. Had a great time. So 347 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,800 Speaker 1: grateful my sister is able to come and stay with 348 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:38,960 Speaker 1: my child. Howard, everything's good, everything's great. He was known 349 00:17:39,119 --> 00:17:41,440 Speaker 1: like he's five years old, but probably a couple of 350 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,280 Speaker 1: years ago. He just had really really bad stomach issues. 351 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,120 Speaker 1: We're getting up in the middle of the night, probably 352 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:49,520 Speaker 1: like to three times a week. We have knock on wood. 353 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,960 Speaker 1: Think we nailed it with his food, so we're good 354 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:56,119 Speaker 1: to go with that. So she calls us probably around 355 00:17:56,119 --> 00:18:00,520 Speaker 1: eleven o'clock our time and face times us and said, hey, 356 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:04,080 Speaker 1: the baby's not doing well. He has explosive you know 357 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:07,280 Speaker 1: what around the block. I feel so bad. We've gotten 358 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,600 Speaker 1: up and down probably like three times. Okay, so this 359 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:14,480 Speaker 1: happens for about five hours. So but the problem is 360 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,399 Speaker 1: he's then taking her. He's telling her he has to 361 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,959 Speaker 1: go outside. He goes outside, but he's not goingping happens, 362 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,920 Speaker 1: so he's got like a tummy ache. So I'm just like, 363 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:28,560 Speaker 1: I cannot hashtag calm down. I end up calling after 364 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:32,000 Speaker 1: hour five, calling the vet. I've convinced myself it's blow, 365 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:35,000 Speaker 1: which actually does kill dogs. I am on the phone 366 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,880 Speaker 1: at three am in Mexico with the emergency vet in California. Then, 367 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:41,200 Speaker 1: as Jarrett points out, I'm on hold for twenty five 368 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,320 Speaker 1: minutes because I'm asking them if my sister should bring 369 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:47,240 Speaker 1: the dog in. Before I called the vet. He puked 370 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:51,080 Speaker 1: all over our kitchen, so I've convinced it's shit is bad. 371 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,000 Speaker 1: So that's like, she can bring him in, but it's 372 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 1: probably gonna be like four to six hour wait where 373 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,120 Speaker 1: it's like, he's fine, just let him the night. How 374 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 1: many dogs are there exactly? And they're like, unless it's 375 00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:06,560 Speaker 1: a grave situation, I'm like Jesus, So anyways, I call 376 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,960 Speaker 1: them back. He's fine, he slept through the night, He's fine. 377 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,679 Speaker 1: The next morning, blah blah blah blah blah. This is 378 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,840 Speaker 1: my issue, and I discussed it with my mom. My 379 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,720 Speaker 1: mom wakes up the next morning, I call her and 380 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,600 Speaker 1: I'm like, Mom, Howie puked, he had the ships last night. 381 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,560 Speaker 1: My mom goes, yeah, that happens. He's good. I'm sure 382 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,000 Speaker 1: Ken will monitor him today. La la, la la la. 383 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:31,040 Speaker 1: My little thing is he's fine. But I didn't sleep 384 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,680 Speaker 1: for two days. I was so paranoid. I was NonStop 385 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,800 Speaker 1: tracking my sister on my phone to make sure they 386 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,320 Speaker 1: hadn't left, they hadn't gone to the hospital. I am 387 00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:41,720 Speaker 1: like this with a dog. I cannot imagine how I'll 388 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:45,120 Speaker 1: be with a child. I have serious issues. I don't 389 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:48,920 Speaker 1: know what to do. I can't cancel you on that 390 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,720 Speaker 1: because I am I'm a little bit more relaxed, like 391 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,040 Speaker 1: I go, well, what are we going to do? As 392 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,160 Speaker 1: long as and I'm with you because like our well, 393 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,879 Speaker 1: our dogs are our children until you have babies. But 394 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:03,360 Speaker 1: it's like, does Jared calm you down in those situations? 395 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,239 Speaker 1: He tries to, but he knows that his words are 396 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,960 Speaker 1: lost on me because I am so geeked up on 397 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,520 Speaker 1: this dog. I have convinced myself this dog has cancer. 398 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:16,400 Speaker 1: I have convinced myself I go towards the absolute worst 399 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:20,119 Speaker 1: right away. And again, how the hell am I going 400 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,199 Speaker 1: to function with a kid? Are you like this with 401 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,560 Speaker 1: anyone else? Like? Are you like this with Jared if 402 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,200 Speaker 1: he's sick? Are you like this with I? Feel? Because 403 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,959 Speaker 1: you are so motherly, You are so motherly, like whenever 404 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Speaker 1: I have something, you like checking on me ten times 405 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,719 Speaker 1: a day, Like you are so caring. But can you 406 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,760 Speaker 1: calm yourself down by calling your mom and having her 407 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,639 Speaker 1: like in this situation, Like it seems like she's just 408 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:44,080 Speaker 1: like yeah, five, yeah, she's had two kids, five dogs, right, right, 409 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,280 Speaker 1: So maybe you go straight to her and then she's 410 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,560 Speaker 1: the barometer of your fine, don't worry. Abou's unavailable for 411 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,760 Speaker 1: a comment at three am, unfortunately, but I I so agree. 412 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,919 Speaker 1: But I just really, the next time that happens, like think, like, 413 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,879 Speaker 1: what would Paula do? You know, not Jesus the same, 414 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,280 Speaker 1: but what would Paula do? And then just have her 415 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:03,879 Speaker 1: voice be in your head and then as soon as 416 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,879 Speaker 1: she wakes up, like, mom, can you call me? Like 417 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,440 Speaker 1: I'm freaking out? I don't think. I don't think it's 418 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,200 Speaker 1: a big deal, but I don't want you to then 419 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,400 Speaker 1: give yourself a freaking ulcer or whatever. There's a thing 420 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,120 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't I don't even know we're still 421 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,000 Speaker 1: doing those. I don't know if you're still doing those. 422 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,439 Speaker 1: So then you because guess what, as we know and 423 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,600 Speaker 1: we've talked about it, nausea, remember the stress in my 424 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,640 Speaker 1: life and how it takes all like it takes its 425 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,040 Speaker 1: toll in some capacity, So you stressing out is going 426 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,600 Speaker 1: to end up you're sick. How are we sick? And 427 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,800 Speaker 1: it's a disaster and you don't want to have that. 428 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,679 Speaker 1: So just I don't really have great advice on it 429 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,320 Speaker 1: other than just wait for Paula to answer the phone 430 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:42,760 Speaker 1: in the morning. What would Paula do? But just affected 431 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,959 Speaker 1: me for two days, and then you would think the 432 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,920 Speaker 1: next night, jar, it's like, oh, you're probably so looking 433 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,920 Speaker 1: forward to going to sleep. I didn't go to sleep 434 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,359 Speaker 1: the next night because I was worried he was going 435 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,160 Speaker 1: to wake up again with stomach issues. It's a dog 436 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:57,160 Speaker 1: he's got. I mean, that's crazy. You're a better person 437 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,680 Speaker 1: than mate, because Daisy will come upstairs and she'll wake 438 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,840 Speaker 1: Steve because she knows I ain't getting up, and she'll 439 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,640 Speaker 1: wake him up and he'll go out. This is the guy, 440 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,960 Speaker 1: mind you that like didn't even like, of course he 441 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,119 Speaker 1: likes dogs, but I didn't want to like, yeah exactly. 442 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,320 Speaker 1: And now he's like, woke up with Daisy three times 443 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,679 Speaker 1: last night. I was like, when I didn't hear you, 444 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:17,199 Speaker 1: He's like, we know you didn't hear. Your extensions were 445 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:22,080 Speaker 1: covering your ears, not anymore wide awake. Fuck, look at it. 446 00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:24,080 Speaker 1: I mean, what am I gonna do? This is this 447 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:28,320 Speaker 1: is crazy. I know thisition, but like most people who 448 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,880 Speaker 1: want to look semi decent on television, don't just start 449 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,480 Speaker 1: hacking their fucking hair. I've really got an issue. And again, 450 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,720 Speaker 1: we'll get a psychologist online one to tell me to 451 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,840 Speaker 1: know what that means with your hair. It's got to 452 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:44,440 Speaker 1: mean something. Um well, I got issues, that's for sure. 453 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:48,200 Speaker 1: But wait, so wait, this is exciting. You are going 454 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,440 Speaker 1: back out on the road. I'm going on the road. 455 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,360 Speaker 1: It's football is here, all of the things. Now what 456 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,159 Speaker 1: day are you packing? I need to start following in 457 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,520 Speaker 1: the Aaron Andrews school of thought because I'm just throwing 458 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,280 Speaker 1: ship in a bag and hoping it works. So I'm 459 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,040 Speaker 1: meeting with Alyssa tomorrow to kind of get my two 460 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:09,119 Speaker 1: outfits together for my sit down for the game. Probably 461 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,800 Speaker 1: travel with my sit down outfit because we all remember 462 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 1: last year's sit down outfit didn't make it. Had to 463 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,199 Speaker 1: go and purchase clothing in Green Bay, which was a 464 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,920 Speaker 1: lovely experience. Also didn't sleep that whole night because it 465 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,360 Speaker 1: was so worried about it. We'll send off my Minnesota gear, 466 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,879 Speaker 1: my Minnesota outfits to Minnesota. So that's waiting for me. 467 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,560 Speaker 1: Um so prepared this one. You're so flecking her going 468 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,600 Speaker 1: by tomorrow. But yeah, Alyssa and I were talking about this. 469 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,760 Speaker 1: Alyssa is Aaron's sweet stylists, and she's helping me out 470 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,560 Speaker 1: with some stuff with Thursday. And then Vickie of course 471 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,120 Speaker 1: we'll do the Sunday stuff. But she and I were talking, 472 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,440 Speaker 1: I said, basically, whatever Aaron does, I'll be the opposite. 473 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,240 Speaker 1: Like Aaron will send stuff ahead of time, I will 474 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,439 Speaker 1: be the person that left the outfit at home, like 475 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:53,000 Speaker 1: I'm I'm it's it's a wonder that I actually get 476 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,720 Speaker 1: anything done in my life or like bills are paid 477 00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:00,159 Speaker 1: or anything, because I pride myself on being responsible. But 478 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,120 Speaker 1: then half the time I'm like, I don't, I don't 479 00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,920 Speaker 1: know what I'm doing over here. You are so much 480 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:09,600 Speaker 1: more mature in areas of preparation than I am. I 481 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:13,639 Speaker 1: was the hotel lotion the other day. I was, I 482 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,160 Speaker 1: was thinking about you because you're like, oh, I don't 483 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,240 Speaker 1: want to smell like my co workers, and I'm like, 484 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,000 Speaker 1: it's not that I don't want to smell like them 485 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,639 Speaker 1: at all, but it's just I don't feel like we 486 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,640 Speaker 1: should all smell the same. I kind of want to walk. 487 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,480 Speaker 1: And also they don't give me enough moisture that I need. 488 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,320 Speaker 1: And I know they're always a watery. Why are those 489 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,760 Speaker 1: hotel thing? Yeah, what are they doing given that condition 490 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,560 Speaker 1: at that tiny little conditioner I mean on this straw, 491 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,560 Speaker 1: I mean this thing on the scarecrow. I need a 492 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,600 Speaker 1: lot more than just that little one ounce of fun, 493 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:43,639 Speaker 1: okay anyone that. Thank you guys for listening to the 494 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:47,480 Speaker 1: Calm Down podcast. But there's gonna be many themes. Yes 495 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,520 Speaker 1: and that, and that concludes this episode. So mark my word, 496 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,400 Speaker 1: we're done here. Mark my word. This isn't one word. 497 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:59,280 Speaker 1: You'll get one word. Okay, not forget the words. One word. Um. 498 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,600 Speaker 1: I was writing down on my podcast notes when I 499 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,120 Speaker 1: was on the plane the other day. So you know, 500 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,160 Speaker 1: the plane leaves the gate, you think, all right, here 501 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,000 Speaker 1: we go, we're headed out, we're on time. And then 502 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,400 Speaker 1: you do you do the tar back weight, and now 503 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:15,680 Speaker 1: something's went wrong. So then people take liberties and think, oh, 504 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,840 Speaker 1: now is the time I'm gonna do that FaceTime conversation 505 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,080 Speaker 1: that I wasn't able to do when I was alone. 506 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:25,560 Speaker 1: This absolutely not this, So there's issues mcmah absolutely not. 507 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,800 Speaker 1: The lavatory. The lock on the laboratory was like the 508 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,879 Speaker 1: door was swinging open, so they had to stop. We 509 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,600 Speaker 1: had to go back to the gate the mechanic had 510 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,760 Speaker 1: so this is behind in front of that. Yeah, the shifter, 511 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:39,480 Speaker 1: the shifter is not working. He's facetiming someone and saying 512 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,800 Speaker 1: the ship is not working and that calls you. Remember 513 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,400 Speaker 1: I was on the phone with you and I could 514 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,680 Speaker 1: hear this more on yeah you And I'm like, first 515 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,280 Speaker 1: of all, I need to lower my voice. The microphone 516 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,560 Speaker 1: doesn't work, you know. I'm like, this is insane. I 517 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,400 Speaker 1: don't want to hear what you have to say, first 518 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,880 Speaker 1: of all, yelling. I also don't need to hear your 519 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,879 Speaker 1: wife's response being like nobody likes a bad shitter. I'm like, 520 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,159 Speaker 1: you know what likes you and you and sip it. 521 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,240 Speaker 1: What are we doing? That's fine if you want to 522 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,879 Speaker 1: get on the phone, put your headphones in, and what 523 00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:10,800 Speaker 1: we do? Why do we want to hear what you 524 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,240 Speaker 1: have to say? And then the kids are screaming in 525 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,080 Speaker 1: the background. It's like Jimmy's doing that thing again. I'm like, 526 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,520 Speaker 1: I hate Jimmy. And here's the other Yeah, this is 527 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,639 Speaker 1: why Jimmy is doing it because he has asshole parents 528 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,800 Speaker 1: like you. You know what else. I sit there and 529 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,040 Speaker 1: I just stare at the guy like, oh that's good, 530 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,359 Speaker 1: that's good. Really I should do that, come on or 531 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,639 Speaker 1: my favorite disease, like oh really, yeah, well, let me 532 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,040 Speaker 1: know how he does in math class. Let me know. Yeah, well, Okay, 533 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,800 Speaker 1: we'll text me later and let me know how he 534 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,640 Speaker 1: did on that problem. And then this is what I'll 535 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,280 Speaker 1: do when he's done. Actually, you should let us all 536 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,880 Speaker 1: know because we're now involved, Like, are you insane? Put 537 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,119 Speaker 1: your headphones in. This is a mode of transportation. Mode 538 00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:51,800 Speaker 1: of transportation. I'm going to start saying that. I'm gonna 539 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,520 Speaker 1: start getting involved in the conversation and then the best So, 540 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,720 Speaker 1: do you have a problem, like you just made your 541 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,480 Speaker 1: problems are problems? I mean, everyone just get on the 542 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,920 Speaker 1: FaceTime and everyone just start yelling around here. Please enough 543 00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,959 Speaker 1: enough with that. Okay, So that was something I was like, 544 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,480 Speaker 1: this is gonna be and I am not complaining. I 545 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:12,720 Speaker 1: am excited to get back on the road. But the stories, hey, 546 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,320 Speaker 1: oh my god, you um had a big week as well, 547 00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:19,760 Speaker 1: the nasty Oh my god, you need I'm so freaking ignorant. 548 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,600 Speaker 1: This is why invest in real estate, not in stocks. 549 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,520 Speaker 1: Because it's like we get at the nasdack the doubt, 550 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 1: which which is up? This is you on the video? 551 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:31,560 Speaker 1: Looks like everything's up? It did? That song was up? 552 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,320 Speaker 1: That was great. Starbucks was plumbing as we were there, 553 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,320 Speaker 1: no offense. I was drinking duncan donuts that day. We 554 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,480 Speaker 1: love that. This is so cool that you can do this, 555 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,280 Speaker 1: and your pictures were so cute the confetti following. So 556 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,679 Speaker 1: were you nervous, like walk us through the whole thing, 557 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,639 Speaker 1: because this is no one gets to do this. This 558 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,160 Speaker 1: is awesome. So fox PR wasn't an awesome move, much 559 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,440 Speaker 1: like they're gonna have you throughout the first pitch at 560 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,240 Speaker 1: the Mariners game. Fox PR set it up where Kevin 561 00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:59,440 Speaker 1: Greg myself got to fly to New York City. New 562 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:04,879 Speaker 1: York's the big old City girl, and they had us 563 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:09,520 Speaker 1: ring the Nasdak bell. It was so much fun. I 564 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:13,200 Speaker 1: had no idea what we were walking into. Carissa, I'm 565 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,919 Speaker 1: going to tell you it was like an event, and 566 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,919 Speaker 1: of course it is. It's a big deal, but it 567 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:22,199 Speaker 1: is a fully choreographed situation. So we get there. We 568 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,920 Speaker 1: did Fox and Friends before, which was so much fun 569 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,440 Speaker 1: because I am obsessed with all those women on Fox 570 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,960 Speaker 1: News with their makeup and their attitudes and their hair. 571 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,159 Speaker 1: I just love it their hair person because those blondes 572 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:39,080 Speaker 1: are always kicking their icy and the weather galon Martha's 573 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,800 Speaker 1: a dream. Anyways, so we go over to Nasdak. We 574 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,479 Speaker 1: sit there, great lobby by the way and John at 575 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,720 Speaker 1: the front desk security. He had the jokes coming early 576 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,040 Speaker 1: in the morning. So anyways, they have a lovely coffee 577 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,360 Speaker 1: bar with anything that you could want, and so we're 578 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,760 Speaker 1: sitting there like and these fabulous mugs, and we're like, 579 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,320 Speaker 1: these mugs and coffee are fantastic. It's all for a reason. 580 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,120 Speaker 1: They want you to be keyed up and pumped up 581 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,600 Speaker 1: for that belt. They were like, we've got plenty of 582 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,120 Speaker 1: coffee here, and keep drinking it because we want the 583 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,680 Speaker 1: excitement and the cheering coming when you were about it 584 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,680 Speaker 1: was the whole thing. So then they have this girl 585 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:17,160 Speaker 1: named Kristen who is everything come out and give you 586 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,880 Speaker 1: the run of show. Christian's like, okay, in five minutes, 587 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,360 Speaker 1: we're gonna be bringing you in and then you're gonna 588 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,480 Speaker 1: be live and this, this and this, and then then Kevin, 589 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,680 Speaker 1: you're gonna say. She was like a ride coordinator on 590 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,280 Speaker 1: Splash Mountain. I just sat there with my mouth open 591 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,240 Speaker 1: and was like, she was amazing. Your exits are here, 592 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,040 Speaker 1: there's plenty of coffee, so you're excited. The confetti is 593 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,160 Speaker 1: gonna be falling, so don't be surprised. I mean, she 594 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,440 Speaker 1: was everything. I loved her so much. Maybe she could 595 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,080 Speaker 1: pack my bag and your socks will go here, and 596 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,960 Speaker 1: your underwear we'll go here, and your outfit for the 597 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:53,920 Speaker 1: day is in the Ziplock compartment. Mark my words, Kristen 598 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,680 Speaker 1: would know where to put it. So we get inside 599 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,960 Speaker 1: this room so fun, and it was like, welcome everybody 600 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,120 Speaker 1: to the naz Jack Experience. And this music starts playing 601 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:07,000 Speaker 1: and I was like, where are we the Norway ride 602 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,360 Speaker 1: at Epcot. You Disney fans will get me anyways, So 603 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:15,800 Speaker 1: I'm looking for to Bob. I'm in little Italy. Okay. 604 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:20,680 Speaker 1: They specifically tell us turn off your phones, no flask photography. 605 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:24,000 Speaker 1: So the experience starts. I'm holding up my phone and 606 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:29,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh yeah, I'm filming this for Instagram, this asshole. Yeah, 607 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,840 Speaker 1: everything's off, but the volume is on and like a 608 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,320 Speaker 1: story from another page comes on where it's like Influencers 609 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,880 Speaker 1: in the Wild and it's like but Bamp Bamp Bamp band. 610 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,440 Speaker 1: Kevin and Greg look at me, and I was like 611 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:43,440 Speaker 1: shut shut and we're like live and there's like somebody talking. 612 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,880 Speaker 1: So I was like, christ, it's gonna be so bad 613 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:50,160 Speaker 1: at me. Anyway, we get up there, we plead us 614 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,719 Speaker 1: and Kevin asked to give this full speech about how 615 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,040 Speaker 1: we're so excited and what a year on Fox. And 616 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,760 Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I kind of can't 617 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,400 Speaker 1: breathe right now. What if I pass out right here 618 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:03,240 Speaker 1: during the next right leather shorts, tall black boots, reach 619 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:08,480 Speaker 1: bed well, sweating from every angle. Anyways, so we said 620 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,920 Speaker 1: as a team. At first we just heard Kevin was 621 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,680 Speaker 1: going to push the button, and I think I may 622 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,480 Speaker 1: have complained just a little bit enough where the Nazdac 623 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,440 Speaker 1: heard and they were like, all three of you can 624 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,280 Speaker 1: push it together. So I was like yes, So they 625 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,160 Speaker 1: said practice and we did on you know, we do 626 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:28,240 Speaker 1: the countdown five four three to Greg Olsen and his 627 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:32,960 Speaker 1: big fucking hands smashes it and I started smashing his hand. 628 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,800 Speaker 1: It was like no way, he's no way. He stopped. 629 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,880 Speaker 1: I was pissed, so I'm like smacking his hand. And 630 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,320 Speaker 1: I wanted it. I wanted to do a do over 631 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 1: with the Nastack experience because we did not get to 632 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,880 Speaker 1: touch it, Kevin and I. But then we got to 633 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,560 Speaker 1: sign the little thing to officially say the market was open. 634 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:54,840 Speaker 1: We went outside on the Times Square. Like in Times Square, 635 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,680 Speaker 1: they had a big Nazac building. It was awesome promos, 636 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,479 Speaker 1: it was ship it was really cool. I just think 637 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,480 Speaker 1: about immediately because I love the movie Wall Street and 638 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,440 Speaker 1: Gordon Getko and Greed is good, and I just think 639 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,320 Speaker 1: about Michael Douglas and his Cardier glasses and like the 640 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,640 Speaker 1: whole thing, and like the Wall Street men, Like that's 641 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,280 Speaker 1: a world I know nothing about. But I just think 642 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,600 Speaker 1: about these incredible, like sexy men on the floor. Just 643 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,800 Speaker 1: what what does it all mean? It's like an auctioneer 644 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,240 Speaker 1: and they're just like making all these gestures. Anyways, what 645 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,440 Speaker 1: a great experience. I mean, I think our time has 646 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:28,120 Speaker 1: come to an end. Well, I'll tell you it's not 647 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,400 Speaker 1: going to be down all season my hair because it's 648 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,920 Speaker 1: got to be up. Okay, it's an updo and an 649 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,080 Speaker 1: update up and it's up. Oh my god. We need 650 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,959 Speaker 1: to know if you found your license, Ryan, I love you. 651 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,560 Speaker 1: I did find my license. I'll tell you where it was. 652 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,720 Speaker 1: It was at the public storage place. This is for 653 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:50,400 Speaker 1: next episode, guys, Hansel and Gretel. The trail led back 654 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,080 Speaker 1: to as it always does, something involving house at home 655 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,280 Speaker 1: because I'm dedicated like you are, to wear I had 656 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,400 Speaker 1: a public storage unit because I had all these couches 657 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,800 Speaker 1: because I'm trying to get a freaking furniture line, and 658 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,080 Speaker 1: I counted at the public storage. Well, I'm telling you 659 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,800 Speaker 1: it's going to mark my one word couch. I'm gonna 660 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,040 Speaker 1: couch this conversation that we're gonna bring it back next week. 661 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,560 Speaker 1: Stay with us, Travel Stories Galore, Jimmy, Does Jimmy Have 662 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:16,480 Speaker 1: to Go potty? Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is 663 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,400 Speaker 1: a production of I Heart Radio. 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