WEBVTT - You Can Put It Anywhere

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for letting me get that off my chest. Rose,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm supposed to do it. Yeah, this is this

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<v Speaker 1>is an unsafe space, but it is a space nonetheless

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to. Like a version of the show where we

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<v Speaker 1>give yesterday's pop culture today's takes. I'm Rose, damn you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I am Fran Toronto, and we are going to

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<v Speaker 1>give literally yesterday's pop culture today's takes because it is Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>and we are gonna talk about the gay episode of

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<v Speaker 1>the Last of Us. So, Fran, I was able to

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<v Speaker 1>convince you to watch The Last of Us and you were,

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<v Speaker 1>as you were, fully caught up. So before we even

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<v Speaker 1>get into last night's episode, just like, what generally are

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<v Speaker 1>you feeling about the show now that you've watched it.

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<v Speaker 1>I am adoring it. Um. I was never like a

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<v Speaker 1>horror movie genre buff growing up as a kid. However,

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<v Speaker 1>my cousins and I loved the zombie genre and we

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<v Speaker 1>thought zombie stories were so cool growing up. And I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I have this kind of nostalgic attachment to

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<v Speaker 1>like old school zombie stories. And so when you told

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<v Speaker 1>me about this show and how it's kind of bringing

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<v Speaker 1>prestige to like a well trotted genre. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I ever could have expected what came from it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think that this most recent episode I was able

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<v Speaker 1>to kind of see what this show does best, which

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<v Speaker 1>is almost make you forget that it's a zombie show.

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<v Speaker 1>Like your zombies are used or the infected as they

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<v Speaker 1>call them, the clickers are used very sparingly, and I think,

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<v Speaker 1>like the best zombie media, it's more about how people

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<v Speaker 1>react to a zombie apocalypse, how people, how humans shape

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<v Speaker 1>society in the absence of what once existed, And from

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<v Speaker 1>what I know about the game, because I have consumed

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<v Speaker 1>a little content about the game that the show is

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<v Speaker 1>based on, um, the main antagonists of the game are

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<v Speaker 1>humans and zombies are more of like a you know,

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<v Speaker 1>boogeyman kind of like uh like obstacle more than anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>So so I do I do think you're You're right

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<v Speaker 1>to note that that, like, the zombies are like kind

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<v Speaker 1>of few and far between, and it is much more

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<v Speaker 1>about the very human drama of it all in extreme circumstances.

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<v Speaker 1>And also just like how terrifying and sad survival is

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<v Speaker 1>as a concept when you're like the lat when you

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<v Speaker 1>are the last of us, right, and so like that's

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<v Speaker 1>what made this third episode so revelatory, which, like kind

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<v Speaker 1>of um, departs from the main set of protagonists and

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<v Speaker 1>shows the viewers another story that they're entangled with, which

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<v Speaker 1>is these two like men who I guess find each other, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Bill and Frank played by Nick Offerman of Parks and

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<v Speaker 1>Recreation and Murray Bartlett from season one of The White

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<v Speaker 1>Lotus and they Bill, I mean, we've never seen Nick

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<v Speaker 1>in a role like this, I don't think, but like

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<v Speaker 1>Murray is so good that two of them are so

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<v Speaker 1>good together. And it's also a story that could never

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<v Speaker 1>have been told before, Like this is a completely original

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<v Speaker 1>story that has a ground, like a kind of foundation

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<v Speaker 1>in something that is extremely real and present and and

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<v Speaker 1>like just of the moment, like I just can't even

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<v Speaker 1>put words to it, like what did you think? Well, um,

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<v Speaker 1>So to give a little context about the this this story,

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<v Speaker 1>so this is actually in the game, UM, but in

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<v Speaker 1>the Last of Us part one, the first game, Bill

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<v Speaker 1>is a character who the the main care there's meat

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<v Speaker 1>on their journey and apparently you it's just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like a throwaway moment where if you like hover over

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<v Speaker 1>a certain thing, you see a photo of his partner

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<v Speaker 1>who by the by the time the game happens, is

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<v Speaker 1>already dead. Um. And the creators of the show did

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<v Speaker 1>talk about this in the behind the Episode thing that

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<v Speaker 1>plays on HBO once the episode is done, and they

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<v Speaker 1>decided to expand that story um too, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>tell Bill and Frank's story, because I think one of

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<v Speaker 1>them said something interesting, which is like, in adapting, they

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<v Speaker 1>only wanted to change things if they could make them better,

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<v Speaker 1>and this certainly does that. Um. I mean, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was very beautiful. I also thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>like obviously, like seeing gay love on screen is not radical,

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<v Speaker 1>but what felt, um not, what felt exciting about it

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<v Speaker 1>to me was that this is a show that's being

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<v Speaker 1>watched by you know, like normy straight people who played

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<v Speaker 1>this video game who are obsessed with it, and if

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to want to watch the show, they're going

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<v Speaker 1>to have to sit through watching a gay love story.

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<v Speaker 1>And I love that. I think that's I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>like transgressive. And I'm sure there's a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>who were pissed about it, but I mean the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that they went so far and like they had this

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<v Speaker 1>sex scene which was like like like hot but also romantic,

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<v Speaker 1>and like beautiful and like touching because it's this older

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<v Speaker 1>man who's never had sex with another man. I like

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<v Speaker 1>thought was so cool, and I love how Murray Bartlett

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<v Speaker 1>immediately clopped him immediately. It was so sexy and fun

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<v Speaker 1>and like, as queer people watching this, we're kind of like, way, way, way,

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<v Speaker 1>is this happening? Is this happening? And then like for

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<v Speaker 1>just like on the line delivery, like the two of

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<v Speaker 1>them were just giving something that is totally unexpected, like

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<v Speaker 1>from like what the actual script is. And like, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>Murray Bartlett, the way you are able to say, like

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<v Speaker 1>go take a shower, Bill, and for that to be

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<v Speaker 1>somehow the hottest thing like that, like that could not

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<v Speaker 1>be a better way to say, we're gonna fun. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I said, break up that he said. He

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<v Speaker 1>was like that meme of the little dog that said,

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<v Speaker 1>I know what you are. He said, go go do,

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<v Speaker 1>go wash your ass, go wash your pussy, Billy Bartlett,

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<v Speaker 1>the man that you are. And I, like I I believe,

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<v Speaker 1>like I believed in their attraction to each other. I

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<v Speaker 1>also believed that like of course, in this extreme scenario,

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<v Speaker 1>Murray Bartlett, like he's been like wandering around the country

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<v Speaker 1>like in the Apocalypse, Like of course, I'm sure he's

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about like Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna suck this

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<v Speaker 1>guy's brain out for his dick so that I get

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<v Speaker 1>to stay in his fortress with this like rabbit that

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<v Speaker 1>he's cooking. And I like that part where he said, like, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a whore, like not for lunch, no, like

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<v Speaker 1>no matter how good it is, so like if we

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<v Speaker 1>do this, I'm gonna stay here for another couple of days.

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<v Speaker 1>So there is something transactional about it. But then three

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<v Speaker 1>years later, but then it also is still really real.

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<v Speaker 1>And what gilled me was the scene with the strawberries

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<v Speaker 1>when into the strawberry and little giggle. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't it was so real. That was the best part.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like they're actually they're both phenomenal actors. And like

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<v Speaker 1>in the conversation of like gay actors and gay gay

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<v Speaker 1>actors and gay roles whatever, like something we know I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care about. We don't care about I mean we

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<v Speaker 1>care about, but like not in the way that other

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<v Speaker 1>people care about it, right, Like people have very unnuanced

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<v Speaker 1>ideas of like who should play what, and like this

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<v Speaker 1>is a perfect example where you have talented actors making

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<v Speaker 1>great work. And I think that Murray Bartlett, as a

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<v Speaker 1>gay man in this role, bringing a gay sensibility to

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<v Speaker 1>the role created a foundation for them both to work on. Right, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is how you do it. This is how you

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<v Speaker 1>stick the landing, and you use like you you see

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<v Speaker 1>your vision, and you also are able to bring in

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<v Speaker 1>a phenomenal openly gay actor who's really good at what

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<v Speaker 1>he does to like make this even more real. Um

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<v Speaker 1>also as also as my mutual Nolan Anxious Deluxe said

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<v Speaker 1>on Twitter, um nick Offerman is married to Megan Malally,

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<v Speaker 1>so he is in a gay marriage and he's he's

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<v Speaker 1>part of the community. He is he's part of the community,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's so funny. Um. Also, like I never would

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<v Speaker 1>have thought about this if I didn't see um the

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<v Speaker 1>activist Peter Staley tweet about it. But like I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even register the kind of like metaphor of like a

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<v Speaker 1>plague in like the story of two gay men specifically,

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<v Speaker 1>Like but like that that the obviously it's not a

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<v Speaker 1>ham fisted metaphor slash probably isn't even the intent of

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<v Speaker 1>the writers, but like the fact that they're the real

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<v Speaker 1>the realism of them choosing death together and how liberated

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<v Speaker 1>they both felt in choosing death is so beyond beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Especially you and I rose like we're morbid bitches, and

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<v Speaker 1>like you are a very morbid girl who like might

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<v Speaker 1>die in a cabin one day. You know what I

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<v Speaker 1>can do today? And I feel like that for for

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<v Speaker 1>gay men to have survived a plague and to choose

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<v Speaker 1>death on their own terms is nothing short of a

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<v Speaker 1>miracle in a zombie plague, let alone in our actual

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<v Speaker 1>lived reality. It really does. That was so radical, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it really does, Like UM knowingly subvert the barrier gaze

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<v Speaker 1>trope while still like having the game by having the

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<v Speaker 1>gaze killed themselves. The gays buried themselves. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I will be honest in that the end of their story,

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<v Speaker 1>I was not quite as emotional as I had been.

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<v Speaker 1>Like for me, the high point of their like vignette

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<v Speaker 1>episode was the Strawberries, was was them getting attacked by

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<v Speaker 1>the raiders UM, and then the end of it. I like,

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<v Speaker 1>I still found it beautiful, but I also thought like

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<v Speaker 1>there was so much, almost too much time spent on it,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was a little like indulgent, And but I

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<v Speaker 1>did I liked when um Murray Bartlett's character said like, um,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm not going to pretend that it's not

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<v Speaker 1>like objectively romantic that we're dying together, and like that

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<v Speaker 1>is it was really beautiful and also I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>was just it was funny too, like when Maurray Bartlett's like,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to make friends, and like even in the

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<v Speaker 1>Apocalypse the gays are like, we're having brunch. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it. That is literally, oh my god. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been talking to a nice lady on the radio,

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<v Speaker 1>so fucking funny. Um, someone should give some much that,

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<v Speaker 1>like give it a show, you know, like, yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>met Bill and Frank had a drag night at some point,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like they found a way to like watch

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<v Speaker 1>old episodes of drag Race. No, no no, no, honey, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>new episodes. You know, Rue is still going through the

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<v Speaker 1>zombie Okay, do you do you think? Well, because um,

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<v Speaker 1>drag Race like would never would not have happened because

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<v Speaker 1>the zombie Apocalypse started in two thousand three, so there's

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<v Speaker 1>no drag Race. There's no like Marvel Cinematic Universe. Beyonce

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<v Speaker 1>I never had a solo career, Oh my god, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>that's so much culture. Wow, that's really depressing to think about. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I love imagining like this doomsday prepper, like trying to

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<v Speaker 1>figure out a way to make lube um in the apocalypse.

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<v Speaker 1>Um it was. I hope they just use coconut oil, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's like the best if you're in a pinch for

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<v Speaker 1>like butt sex. That is specifically, I have not I

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<v Speaker 1>have not yet gone to ourchive of our own to

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<v Speaker 1>check how much fan fiction has already been written about them,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm sure it's like, well, okay, let's let's see

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Yeah, let's check right now, Okay, Bill, Bill

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<v Speaker 1>and Frank, there's already Okay, there's twenty six works. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>let's we'll we'll check back in next week and see

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<v Speaker 1>how many new ones there are. Um, okay, yeah, what else?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? I watched a lot this weekend, I feel, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me, what are you watching? Okay? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what I was on, but I feel like I was

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<v Speaker 1>really playing catch up because I watched poker Face, this

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<v Speaker 1>Rihon Johnson show on People, the one with Natasha Leone, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Natasha Leone, among others, so much fun. I would really

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<v Speaker 1>be curious to know if you like it just because

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<v Speaker 1>you're a Knives outstand but not a glass onion stand.

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<v Speaker 1>And so we have like two different versions of Rion's work.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a Knives outstand. I enjoyed the movie, but

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<v Speaker 1>really I thought you were a true stand. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I really like not stop tweeting about it when it

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<v Speaker 1>can amount, But maybe I did not. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I tweeted about it that much. It was like a

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<v Speaker 1>very popular movie that I enjoyed seeing, and that was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of it. There is a difference between liking something

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<v Speaker 1>and being a stand. Yes, no, you're still right, that's

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<v Speaker 1>and and standing. To say you're a stand is slanderous.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's a misnomer and saying that and I am

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<v Speaker 1>an offended place. Um. Yeah, I'm interested in watching it

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<v Speaker 1>because from what I've heard is that the episodes are

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<v Speaker 1>very episodic and and you can kind of like pick

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<v Speaker 1>and choose the ones you watch. But what like, give

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<v Speaker 1>me your like top view, sell me on it, pitched

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<v Speaker 1>me the show. Yeah, So I mean I am a

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<v Speaker 1>Natasha Stan, and I will say a crystal clear Stan.

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<v Speaker 1>I adore her even if I stand, even though I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even like Russian doll that much, but like, I

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<v Speaker 1>just love her. Um. The show follows her a casino worker, um,

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<v Speaker 1>getting like graveled up in getting rolled up in some controversy. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess with the people that owned the casino after

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<v Speaker 1>they discover that she has this kind of um superhuman

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<v Speaker 1>ability to tell if people are bluffing or not, to

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<v Speaker 1>tell if people are are lying or not. And is

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<v Speaker 1>it a superpower. It's not. It's not a literal superpower.

0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:21.280
<v Speaker 1>She's just kind of like a human detector. Yes, it's

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<v Speaker 1>her um Sherlock holmes Ian quality, like right, like every

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<v Speaker 1>every SUPERI every Yes, it's kind of like every detective

0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:32.400
<v Speaker 1>has a thing. Remember Cam Jansen, she had a photographic memory.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, click, you know, Natasha Leo, like you don't

0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:43.840
<v Speaker 1>remember that Cam Jansen mystery novels? Oh yes, Phoebe's entering

0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:46.360
<v Speaker 1>the chat. Than this is kind of lesbian. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like this is kind of like lesbian canon. Is Cam

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<v Speaker 1>Johnson okay? The Secret World of Alex Mack where she

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<v Speaker 1>turned into a puddle? No, it was kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>Encyclopedia Brown for people that couldn't afford a Encyclopedia Brown maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>or like Junia b Jones in but like still some

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<v Speaker 1>like mystery component. Um So, anyways, she gets reveled up

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<v Speaker 1>in some controversy and it goes on the run for

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<v Speaker 1>reasons I won't spoil. And while she's on the run,

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<v Speaker 1>she keeps bumping into like a random miss murder mysteries

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<v Speaker 1>across the country, and um, it's very absurdest Okay, like

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that she keeps like stumbling upon these murders

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<v Speaker 1>is totally silly. But when you give your way get

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<v Speaker 1>when you give yourself to the kind of reality that

0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:32.600
<v Speaker 1>they're in, we're in. She just is constantly stumbling upon

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<v Speaker 1>these murders that she wants to solve. Um. I personally

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<v Speaker 1>love it, and I think that the acting is fun.

0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:40.640
<v Speaker 1>I think the writing is totally slapstick. I think the

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<v Speaker 1>jokes are really good and it's not um, each episode

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<v Speaker 1>isn't really a who done it? It's more of a

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<v Speaker 1>ye done it? Because again very Rihan Johnson, right, they

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<v Speaker 1>tell you who did it at the kind of in

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<v Speaker 1>like fifteen minutes into each episode and from there Natasha

0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:59.840
<v Speaker 1>walks in. It's a very interesting and I think original

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<v Speaker 1>to tackle mysteries. So when you do watch it, because

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<v Speaker 1>I think you will. Yeah, I'm I'm definitely interested in

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<v Speaker 1>checking it out. Um once. I'm currently in the midst

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<v Speaker 1>of my annual my Now annual Girls rewatch Alison Williams. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>after that, i think I'm gonna try watching Succession because

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<v Speaker 1>I've never watched it and I know it's coming back,

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<v Speaker 1>and um, I'm gonna I'm gonna give it the old

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<v Speaker 1>college try because I keep getting served TikTok's about it

0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:35.920
<v Speaker 1>and about the gays that everyone ships together or like

0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:57.360
<v Speaker 1>not gays whatever, they are all kind of gay. Speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of TV shows that I watch and you don't on

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<v Speaker 1>the flip side, Um, so, I watched this Now series

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<v Speaker 1>finale of gossip Girl last week and I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to do you care if I like spoil how it

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<v Speaker 1>ended because you still watching? Right? No? No, no spoilers.

0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:19.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm just curious, like, did the show and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want spoilers? No idea? No? No, sorry, sorry, sorry, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care about spoilers. I'm just mostly curious about was

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<v Speaker 1>the show aware that it was getting canceled or was

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<v Speaker 1>it a total clip? Yeah? So, um Joshua Saffron, who

0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:33.560
<v Speaker 1>was the show runner, who was a writer on the

0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:38.959
<v Speaker 1>original series, has said that he they originally intended for

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<v Speaker 1>the episode to be like an hour and twenty minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>and the last twenty minutes of it, which I'll take

0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:47.159
<v Speaker 1>place in Rome, really set up a lot of things

0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:50.840
<v Speaker 1>for the following season and introduced a new character, and

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<v Speaker 1>once he kind of saw the writing on the wall,

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<v Speaker 1>he went in and edited all that stuff out so

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<v Speaker 1>that it was more of a closed loop at the end.

0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:03.399
<v Speaker 1>So there character still is introduced, and you see a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of things that we're probably parts of that story,

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<v Speaker 1>but for the most part, there's on a ton of

0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:14.280
<v Speaker 1>actual cliffhangers. There are definitely things that aren't resolved. But

0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:18.439
<v Speaker 1>the big resolution is that Tavvy comes out as gossip

0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:21.920
<v Speaker 1>Girl because Um the kids all decide that they want

0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:25.199
<v Speaker 1>to take down gossip Girl, and they think that the

0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:27.359
<v Speaker 1>way to do that is by trying to like steal

0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:31.520
<v Speaker 1>her thunder So at the met Gala um Zoya, who's

0:18:31.600 --> 0:18:35.959
<v Speaker 1>the young character, she wears a dress that says I

0:18:36.000 --> 0:18:39.000
<v Speaker 1>am gossip Girl, and then they leak a story that

0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Ryan Murphy is trying to buy the rights to for

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<v Speaker 1>a gossip Girl TV show about Shanda Rhymes or something,

0:18:45.600 --> 0:18:49.879
<v Speaker 1>and tavvy Um is like, uh, they're not taking my

0:18:50.000 --> 0:18:53.720
<v Speaker 1>TV deal and shows up at Monetta tavern Um where

0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:56.800
<v Speaker 1>I coincidentally had dinner with Hunter Harris who writes on

0:18:56.800 --> 0:19:01.240
<v Speaker 1>the show last weekend, and Tavvy shows up and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like there's like, um, Mr Murphy, it's to me, I'm

0:19:04.480 --> 0:19:08.679
<v Speaker 1>Gossip Girl. Um wait is Ryan Murphy in it? No,

0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:13.119
<v Speaker 1>because because then everyone, like all of the teens are like,

0:19:13.119 --> 0:19:15.080
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, it was you because it was a setup.

0:19:15.680 --> 0:19:20.200
<v Speaker 1>And the cops come slap some handcuffs on her clink clink, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to prison because she has all of this

0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:25.560
<v Speaker 1>like kind of teeny porn on her phone because she

0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:30.200
<v Speaker 1>was like cyberbullying kids and like like sexually harassed, cyber harassing,

0:19:30.400 --> 0:19:35.760
<v Speaker 1>cyber sexual passing children. So so what Joshua Safron has

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<v Speaker 1>said in some interviews is that they they kind of

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<v Speaker 1>always knew that the teachers would not be Gossip Girl

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<v Speaker 1>anymore post season two. Um, so they still would have

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<v Speaker 1>been part of the show going forward, but in in

0:19:49.960 --> 0:19:53.800
<v Speaker 1>like kind of diminished capacity. And there's a post credit

0:19:53.840 --> 0:19:57.600
<v Speaker 1>scene at the end of the finale in which one

0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:01.159
<v Speaker 1>of the teens, dad who like runs a media company,

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<v Speaker 1>approaches one of the teachers about turning Gossip Girl into

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<v Speaker 1>an app So that is probably what would have happened

0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:12.080
<v Speaker 1>in the third season. Um, and you know it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sad it's it's gone. I really liked the reboot,

0:20:16.080 --> 0:20:20.679
<v Speaker 1>even though it was definitely flawed. Um And I think

0:20:21.000 --> 0:20:24.919
<v Speaker 1>what they were setting up was really interesting. I liked

0:20:25.200 --> 0:20:28.040
<v Speaker 1>some of the actors. UM. I thought that the guy

0:20:28.200 --> 0:20:33.400
<v Speaker 1>who played the slutty pan sexual Max was like really good.

0:20:33.440 --> 0:20:37.280
<v Speaker 1>He had a very emotional moment in the finale. I

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<v Speaker 1>really appreciated that. In the back half of this second season,

0:20:42.720 --> 0:20:47.680
<v Speaker 1>they started giving um Luna, who is played by Zion

0:20:48.119 --> 0:20:52.720
<v Speaker 1>whose name I can't remember, the transactress. They actually gave

0:20:52.760 --> 0:20:56.280
<v Speaker 1>her a storyline. She was great. She had like a

0:20:56.359 --> 0:20:59.840
<v Speaker 1>whole like thing with her mother being like, um faking

0:21:00.000 --> 0:21:03.119
<v Speaker 1>being Latin X. It was very like Hilaria Baldwin vibes.

0:21:06.000 --> 0:21:10.719
<v Speaker 1>So you know, rip Gossip Girl. Um, you will be

0:21:10.800 --> 0:21:15.800
<v Speaker 1>missed by like twenty people probably, and um, it's definitely

0:21:15.920 --> 0:21:18.359
<v Speaker 1>you know, they're still like hold like kind of holding

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<v Speaker 1>out hope that the show might be saved, but even

0:21:20.359 --> 0:21:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Joshua Saffern has said it's the show is too expensive

0:21:24.119 --> 0:21:29.040
<v Speaker 1>to exist. Anywhere else. Oh, it's expensive. It's like it's

0:21:29.040 --> 0:21:33.960
<v Speaker 1>the fashion, Like it's expensive in terms of production, the

0:21:34.359 --> 0:21:39.080
<v Speaker 1>way it looks, the clothes, everything. And he's just said

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<v Speaker 1>if they had to cut the budget, it just wouldn't

0:21:43.160 --> 0:21:45.680
<v Speaker 1>be the same show. And he doesn't want to make

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<v Speaker 1>a cheaper version of it. Damn. I honestly, I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like the reboot was totally earned, like I was ready

0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:54.199
<v Speaker 1>for it. It just like it wasn't. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it was for me. But r I P. I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>sorry for your loss. Another one, another one. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be fine. I'll be okay. Now I have to pivot

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<v Speaker 1>to shows that like won't get canceled. Oh, so you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna you're finally gonna watch a Fleishman in Trouble or whatever? No,

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<v Speaker 1>are you watching Fleishman in Trouble? I watched the first

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half episodes of Fleishman in Trouble because

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<v Speaker 1>so many people told me to watch By so many people?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you mean Justin told you to watch it? Because

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<v Speaker 1>Join and I have talked about it, and I did

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<v Speaker 1>not understand why he was watching it. I told him

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like the most heterosexual thing possible, and that

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's the kind of show that gay

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<v Speaker 1>people like when they turn on their TV screens all

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<v Speaker 1>that they see a static Yeah, like yeah, gay people

0:22:41.359 --> 0:22:44.159
<v Speaker 1>like actually physically cannot see it. That's kind of how

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<v Speaker 1>I felt. I'm I guess it's a mini series that's

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<v Speaker 1>maybe based on a book question Mark. It kind of

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<v Speaker 1>feels like it's in the normal people genre of TV,

0:22:53.840 --> 0:22:57.639
<v Speaker 1>or like maybe um Elena Ferranti novel genre like Elena

0:22:57.680 --> 0:23:02.119
<v Speaker 1>Ferrante like adaptations, where it's like beautiful, slow stories about

0:23:02.200 --> 0:23:06.880
<v Speaker 1>human heterosexual relationships, and like you know, and I, um,

0:23:06.920 --> 0:23:09.040
<v Speaker 1>I just I felt I feel duped because like in

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<v Speaker 1>the key r of the show, like Claire Danes and

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<v Speaker 1>Lizzie Kaplan are the only characters shown and present, And

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<v Speaker 1>and then you click on the first episode and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a story about how Jesse Eisenberg fucked his

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<v Speaker 1>way across New York. And you're like, what, Yeah, that's

0:23:26.560 --> 0:23:30.280
<v Speaker 1>literally Eisenberg doesn't fuck. Yes, that's what I'm saying. And

0:23:30.320 --> 0:23:33.760
<v Speaker 1>I had to watch Jesse Eisenberg suck so many women

0:23:33.880 --> 0:23:36.240
<v Speaker 1>in like like a few minutes, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>where is Lizzie? Where is Claire? Yes, I I just

0:23:39.920 --> 0:23:42.800
<v Speaker 1>I didn't understand. And the writing, Okay, I will, I

0:23:42.800 --> 0:23:45.719
<v Speaker 1>will admit the writing is like really great, Like, but

0:23:45.800 --> 0:23:49.479
<v Speaker 1>I it's just about subject matter that does not concern me, right,

0:23:49.560 --> 0:23:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't watch things about men on principle most

0:23:53.480 --> 0:23:56.119
<v Speaker 1>of the time, you know. And I felt like I

0:23:56.160 --> 0:23:58.879
<v Speaker 1>came out of this being like why did I who

0:23:58.920 --> 0:24:01.879
<v Speaker 1>told me that this was gonna be a good show?

0:24:02.000 --> 0:24:05.919
<v Speaker 1>It was Justin? Because Justin has tested me several times

0:24:05.960 --> 0:24:08.639
<v Speaker 1>after that initial conversation to tell me that he was

0:24:08.720 --> 0:24:13.919
<v Speaker 1>still watching In Trouble. Oh my god, I don't. I

0:24:13.960 --> 0:24:17.879
<v Speaker 1>don't get it. I I really don't, and I am

0:24:17.920 --> 0:24:20.479
<v Speaker 1>I want I want these hours of my life back. Um,

0:24:20.600 --> 0:24:24.160
<v Speaker 1>But so virgins don't watch Fleishman's In Trouble. I couldn't

0:24:24.160 --> 0:24:26.040
<v Speaker 1>even bring it. I couldn't even bring myself to like

0:24:26.160 --> 0:24:28.600
<v Speaker 1>hate watch it at that point because like it was

0:24:28.720 --> 0:24:31.040
<v Speaker 1>like actually kind of good TV. It was just like

0:24:31.119 --> 0:24:34.000
<v Speaker 1>subject matter that I hated and didn't want to watch.

0:24:34.000 --> 0:24:37.080
<v Speaker 1>And okay, well this this is interesting. Do you often

0:24:37.119 --> 0:24:43.000
<v Speaker 1>hate watch things? Oh all the time, baby, all the time.

0:24:43.160 --> 0:24:48.000
<v Speaker 1>I I constantly if everyone's talking about it, I need

0:24:48.040 --> 0:24:55.320
<v Speaker 1>to watch it, right, Like that's why we are different. Women. Look, Yeah,

0:24:55.359 --> 0:24:58.680
<v Speaker 1>it's true. Okay, wait, this is actually very prevalent because

0:24:58.880 --> 0:25:02.320
<v Speaker 1>I watched Real House Friends of West Hollywood or whatever,

0:25:02.359 --> 0:25:07.600
<v Speaker 1>the real gay the Real Gay Friends of West Hollywood. Um,

0:25:07.680 --> 0:25:09.439
<v Speaker 1>and so I was thinking a lot that this has

0:25:09.800 --> 0:25:13.720
<v Speaker 1>proved that that nymphle Wars is right about literally everything,

0:25:13.840 --> 0:25:18.040
<v Speaker 1>and they everything in the culture. They are oracles of culture. Um. Okay, wait,

0:25:18.200 --> 0:25:20.919
<v Speaker 1>I have some thoughts about the wee host stuff, but

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<v Speaker 1>like real quick, like, what's what is your philosophy on

0:25:23.840 --> 0:25:26.880
<v Speaker 1>hate watching slash? You're saying you don't really do it? Yeah,

0:25:27.240 --> 0:25:30.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm I don't watch things that I don't enjoy, and

0:25:30.200 --> 0:25:33.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand why anyone would, well, because I think

0:25:34.200 --> 0:25:38.680
<v Speaker 1>criticizing things is fun, and I think I personally find

0:25:38.880 --> 0:25:43.760
<v Speaker 1>a lot of like I I feel satiated by watching

0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:47.560
<v Speaker 1>something that other people like and then identifying why it's

0:25:47.600 --> 0:25:51.520
<v Speaker 1>not good. I could that I could not could not

0:25:51.600 --> 0:25:56.520
<v Speaker 1>be me and not be me. I understand, I understand,

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<v Speaker 1>and but that that I will also stipulate is like

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<v Speaker 1>a be true of like gay ship right, like gay

0:26:02.800 --> 0:26:05.960
<v Speaker 1>and transship like ship that like is trying to be

0:26:06.920 --> 0:26:10.439
<v Speaker 1>representative quote unquote of our community, which is like a

0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:13.320
<v Speaker 1>fallacy and like nobody should represent anyone like that if

0:26:13.359 --> 0:26:17.840
<v Speaker 1>we've like learned anything at this point so far. Like

0:26:18.200 --> 0:26:21.240
<v Speaker 1>the show Real house I don't even know what it's

0:26:21.240 --> 0:26:25.320
<v Speaker 1>sucking called because it's the Real Friends of we Ho,

0:26:25.720 --> 0:26:28.679
<v Speaker 1>it's such a it's such a word salad, like it

0:26:28.720 --> 0:26:33.880
<v Speaker 1>needs another syllable in order to mirror Real Housewives of Mamma,

0:26:33.960 --> 0:26:35.800
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. Like, it's it's just not

0:26:35.960 --> 0:26:39.320
<v Speaker 1>it's difficult, nobody can remember what it's called. Um, but

0:26:39.359 --> 0:26:43.480
<v Speaker 1>it's also just obviously really bad. It's the thing is,

0:26:43.520 --> 0:26:49.040
<v Speaker 1>it's not even that it's terrible. It is just boring,

0:26:49.160 --> 0:26:52.600
<v Speaker 1>which is the worst thing it could possibly be. Because

0:26:52.720 --> 0:26:55.879
<v Speaker 1>I did, I did try. We'll not try. But I

0:26:55.960 --> 0:26:58.600
<v Speaker 1>had friends come over last week to watch drag Race,

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<v Speaker 1>and like, of course we started watching it when it

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<v Speaker 1>came on afterwards, of course, and it wasn't even that

0:27:03.440 --> 0:27:06.600
<v Speaker 1>we were like boo throwing tomatoes at the screen. We

0:27:06.760 --> 0:27:09.679
<v Speaker 1>just mind numbing it was. It was just boring and

0:27:09.720 --> 0:27:12.959
<v Speaker 1>we started talking and eventually, like without even realizing it,

0:27:13.000 --> 0:27:15.919
<v Speaker 1>turned it off. The same thing. Um, I was at

0:27:16.160 --> 0:27:19.840
<v Speaker 1>Ryan's this past weekend. It came on after drag Race,

0:27:19.880 --> 0:27:21.880
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, on the phone or something, and

0:27:21.960 --> 0:27:24.480
<v Speaker 1>so I watched the first couple of minutes of it

0:27:24.480 --> 0:27:26.200
<v Speaker 1>and just zoned out and was on my phone because

0:27:26.240 --> 0:27:29.719
<v Speaker 1>it's boring. I agree, and I do think that boring

0:27:30.040 --> 0:27:33.520
<v Speaker 1>is the thing we should be saying because to your point, Rose,

0:27:33.560 --> 0:27:35.120
<v Speaker 1>and this is kind of why I want to talk

0:27:35.160 --> 0:27:38.879
<v Speaker 1>about like hate watching. It's like we're actually giving this

0:27:38.960 --> 0:27:42.920
<v Speaker 1>way too much energy, right, like something like the real

0:27:43.160 --> 0:27:47.480
<v Speaker 1>whatevers of West Hollywood is like not even worth the

0:27:47.600 --> 0:27:50.560
<v Speaker 1>hate watch, And like, yeah, I'm similar to you. After

0:27:50.640 --> 0:27:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Drag Race, I watched it with a bunch of friends.

0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:53.800
<v Speaker 1>We were like, let's watch and make fun of it.

0:27:53.840 --> 0:27:56.080
<v Speaker 1>And while we were watching it, and I was giggling

0:27:56.119 --> 0:27:59.080
<v Speaker 1>actually because it is incredibly stupid. But like while we

0:27:59.080 --> 0:28:00.960
<v Speaker 1>were watching, I was like, my god, I wonder how

0:28:00.960 --> 0:28:03.800
<v Speaker 1>many people are hate watching it right now, because no

0:28:03.840 --> 0:28:06.960
<v Speaker 1>one in this room is enjoying the show. And is

0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:08.200
<v Speaker 1>it Like I was like, is it going to get

0:28:08.240 --> 0:28:12.600
<v Speaker 1>great ratings because it's so it's such a hate watch

0:28:12.640 --> 0:28:14.960
<v Speaker 1>and it's not because it actually is just boring. But

0:28:15.040 --> 0:28:18.639
<v Speaker 1>like I think, just to the effect of what you're saying,

0:28:18.680 --> 0:28:25.560
<v Speaker 1>like this like bizarre kind of like weird hyper attention

0:28:25.680 --> 0:28:28.200
<v Speaker 1>to the show and like what it means for the culture,

0:28:28.280 --> 0:28:30.480
<v Speaker 1>and like all the memes it's generating, and all this

0:28:30.520 --> 0:28:33.360
<v Speaker 1>stuff just like is really smelly, Like it doesn't mean

0:28:33.400 --> 0:28:38.160
<v Speaker 1>anything to the culture. It's so it's so like bland

0:28:38.200 --> 0:28:41.320
<v Speaker 1>and inoffensive and just it's like a nothing burgers. It's

0:28:41.320 --> 0:28:45.360
<v Speaker 1>a nothing burger. It's it's not interesting. And I feel

0:28:45.400 --> 0:28:48.520
<v Speaker 1>like that all the things that people are placing on

0:28:48.600 --> 0:28:50.880
<v Speaker 1>top of it, all the critique, right this Vulture article,

0:28:50.960 --> 0:28:53.800
<v Speaker 1>which like people were sharing on Twitter, like it's actually

0:28:53.840 --> 0:28:56.720
<v Speaker 1>just like the show isn't even that bad. It's really

0:28:56.760 --> 0:28:59.640
<v Speaker 1>actually just like what I'm smelling is just internalized homophobia,

0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:02.640
<v Speaker 1>which is nothing new, but like we shouldn't be saying,

0:29:02.920 --> 0:29:06.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, uh, these people are horrible and not even

0:29:06.520 --> 0:29:08.960
<v Speaker 1>fucking famous and they're not even real friends and they're

0:29:09.000 --> 0:29:13.280
<v Speaker 1>bad representation or whatever. It's like you could Real Housewives. Yes,

0:29:13.360 --> 0:29:15.720
<v Speaker 1>that's what I was gonna say. We don't need any

0:29:15.760 --> 0:29:18.520
<v Speaker 1>of that from the Real Housewives, like, but just need

0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:21.720
<v Speaker 1>them to be interesting and exciting and fun to watch exactly.

0:29:21.760 --> 0:29:26.120
<v Speaker 1>The Real Housewives are funny, magnanimous, irreplicable, Like well, Good

0:29:26.160 --> 0:29:31.920
<v Speaker 1>Housewives is funny, magnanimous, irreplicable, messy, controversial and like none

0:29:32.000 --> 0:29:36.280
<v Speaker 1>of these men are any of them? Well, I think no,

0:29:36.720 --> 0:29:39.800
<v Speaker 1>Brad Driski is great. Tadrick Hall is like no gen

0:29:39.920 --> 0:29:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Shaw level of unwatchable, Like I mean, you don't watch

0:29:42.880 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 1>salt Lake. But like Tadrick is the reason why this

0:29:45.920 --> 0:29:49.280
<v Speaker 1>show is like brows in itself right, and bros Is

0:29:49.440 --> 0:29:53.480
<v Speaker 1>now a verb thanks to Billy Eichner, because like, what

0:29:53.720 --> 0:29:57.760
<v Speaker 1>the argument to any degree when we say, like queer

0:29:57.800 --> 0:30:00.600
<v Speaker 1>people need to support this and if you don't support this,

0:30:00.680 --> 0:30:03.000
<v Speaker 1>then you don't support for media, It's just like such

0:30:03.040 --> 0:30:07.880
<v Speaker 1>it anti intellectual. Take that as like Ti Mitchell pointed

0:30:07.880 --> 0:30:11.160
<v Speaker 1>out on this podcast and tweeted about later, like so

0:30:11.200 --> 0:30:14.920
<v Speaker 1>many queer representation quote unquote arguments are really just this

0:30:15.040 --> 0:30:18.080
<v Speaker 1>thinly veiled way to say, like I'm not personally famous,

0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:20.440
<v Speaker 1>but I should be, you know what I mean? Like

0:30:20.720 --> 0:30:23.840
<v Speaker 1>that is actually like what we were watching Tadrick do

0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:28.040
<v Speaker 1>online when he was writing all these like handwritten letters

0:30:28.120 --> 0:30:33.320
<v Speaker 1>which were certainly handwritten by unpaid interns because there's like

0:30:33.440 --> 0:30:36.640
<v Speaker 1>five different fonts on them. Yeah, it's kind of wild

0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:39.520
<v Speaker 1>that like his that Tadrick's handwriting is like I think

0:30:39.520 --> 0:30:41.760
<v Speaker 1>it is his handwriting because like it's he still has

0:30:41.760 --> 0:30:44.600
<v Speaker 1>the handwriting of like a high school senior. Like it's

0:30:44.640 --> 0:30:50.560
<v Speaker 1>like it's like bubble letters, like bubbles were like that,

0:30:50.840 --> 0:30:54.240
<v Speaker 1>like you know the f the like swords that used

0:30:54.240 --> 0:30:57.520
<v Speaker 1>to draw in your notebooks from the middle school. Hearts

0:30:57.520 --> 0:31:00.240
<v Speaker 1>on the eyes like curls empty font like I've aid

0:31:00.400 --> 0:31:04.640
<v Speaker 1>every dancer I've promised payment to curls mt. Fine, Well,

0:31:04.720 --> 0:31:10.640
<v Speaker 1>all that means that he did people or he let

0:31:10.720 --> 0:31:13.000
<v Speaker 1>them think they were going to get paid, and then

0:31:13.120 --> 0:31:17.680
<v Speaker 1>it turned out that he had never intended to. Yeah, anyways, Um,

0:31:17.720 --> 0:31:20.920
<v Speaker 1>it's all of this is coming back to say in

0:31:21.000 --> 0:31:23.520
<v Speaker 1>the breath of what I felt was worth hate watching.

0:31:23.560 --> 0:31:25.720
<v Speaker 1>And what I want to say about this show is

0:31:25.760 --> 0:31:30.200
<v Speaker 1>that we don't need to like patently reject it because

0:31:30.320 --> 0:31:33.160
<v Speaker 1>it's like bad gay representation. We can patently reject it

0:31:33.160 --> 0:31:38.760
<v Speaker 1>because it's category bad and boring and contrived and like, also,

0:31:38.800 --> 0:31:40.840
<v Speaker 1>we just like want to watch women, Like let's just

0:31:40.880 --> 0:31:43.640
<v Speaker 1>say that, like we like we want to watch women

0:31:43.720 --> 0:31:46.440
<v Speaker 1>on TV. Like gay men don't want to watch each

0:31:46.480 --> 0:31:49.560
<v Speaker 1>other on TV. And I think it's because you know,

0:31:50.040 --> 0:31:52.640
<v Speaker 1>a lot of them hate themselves and that's like fine,

0:31:52.680 --> 0:31:54.840
<v Speaker 1>but they should work that out, like without having to

0:31:54.880 --> 0:31:58.200
<v Speaker 1>write a Vulture article. You know what I mean. Yeah,

0:31:58.360 --> 0:32:00.880
<v Speaker 1>the idea of reading a Vulture art cool about real

0:32:00.960 --> 0:32:05.280
<v Speaker 1>friends of who just gives me hives. It literally reminded

0:32:05.320 --> 0:32:08.000
<v Speaker 1>me of when the Fire Island TV show came out

0:32:08.120 --> 0:32:10.880
<v Speaker 1>and that one faggot for like huff Post Gay Voices

0:32:11.040 --> 0:32:14.719
<v Speaker 1>r I p Um wrote something that was like that

0:32:14.800 --> 0:32:17.360
<v Speaker 1>wrote something that was about like Fire Island is like

0:32:17.800 --> 0:32:22.720
<v Speaker 1>representative of gay America's moral decline, and I was like, girl,

0:32:22.800 --> 0:32:27.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry to a dick, yes like suck nick Offerman,

0:32:28.360 --> 0:32:33.560
<v Speaker 1>smelly post apocalyptic dick. And I'm sorry to make this

0:32:33.640 --> 0:32:36.360
<v Speaker 1>joke again, but I have to say again that if

0:32:36.440 --> 0:32:39.120
<v Speaker 1>you are a queer person who's saying that we as

0:32:39.200 --> 0:32:43.120
<v Speaker 1>queer people need to writ large like support all queer media,

0:32:43.360 --> 0:32:46.400
<v Speaker 1>then you have so many Adam Lambert albums to listen to,

0:32:46.640 --> 0:32:50.320
<v Speaker 1>like I'm sorry, Like you have a back catalog of

0:32:50.760 --> 0:33:12.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, Randy Rainbow YouTube videos. But that one thing

0:33:12.520 --> 0:33:16.920
<v Speaker 1>I would never hate watch is anything starring Sarah Michelle

0:33:16.920 --> 0:33:20.280
<v Speaker 1>Gellar because I love her and she's never made a

0:33:20.320 --> 0:33:23.920
<v Speaker 1>bad film or TV show in her life. I love

0:33:23.960 --> 0:33:27.360
<v Speaker 1>the way you choked on that. Well, that's because she's

0:33:27.360 --> 0:33:30.160
<v Speaker 1>never made up that that's because I'm trying to swallow

0:33:30.240 --> 0:33:33.440
<v Speaker 1>this dried this dried mango I'm eating, I'm sure. But

0:33:33.840 --> 0:33:38.520
<v Speaker 1>today we will be discussing one of her greatest contributions

0:33:38.520 --> 0:33:44.520
<v Speaker 1>to culture, um Cruel Intentions, which I have watched recently.

0:33:44.840 --> 0:33:48.320
<v Speaker 1>So true, True to the True, to the virgins here

0:33:48.360 --> 0:33:52.720
<v Speaker 1>to represent. So the first time I ever saw Cruel Intentions,

0:33:53.520 --> 0:33:59.320
<v Speaker 1>I rented it from Blockbuster and watched it with my dad,

0:34:00.480 --> 0:34:05.320
<v Speaker 1>and I was it was came out, so it would

0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:10.600
<v Speaker 1>have been like on home video in two thousand maybe,

0:34:10.640 --> 0:34:15.720
<v Speaker 1>so I was twelve, and the last thing I wanted

0:34:15.760 --> 0:34:17.759
<v Speaker 1>to be doing while watching this movie was sitting next

0:34:17.800 --> 0:34:21.520
<v Speaker 1>to my dad. It's a very strange movie to watch

0:34:21.520 --> 0:34:25.239
<v Speaker 1>with your parents, especially parent to you like, I have

0:34:25.280 --> 0:34:27.759
<v Speaker 1>nothing in common within I could never don't know how

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:30.040
<v Speaker 1>to talk to. But your parents were not the like

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:33.160
<v Speaker 1>throw their hands in front of your eyes kind of parents. Well,

0:34:34.520 --> 0:34:36.880
<v Speaker 1>my mom did used to tell me to cover my

0:34:36.920 --> 0:34:40.160
<v Speaker 1>eyes during the sex scenes and then you wouldn't insects

0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:42.440
<v Speaker 1>in the city and I would cover them and then

0:34:42.480 --> 0:34:47.920
<v Speaker 1>kind of thing through. Yeah, yeah, my parents, yes, truly,

0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:50.120
<v Speaker 1>anytime we would want what's like a movie, they made

0:34:50.160 --> 0:34:53.400
<v Speaker 1>me close my eyes honestly, any any Mission Impossible movie.

0:34:53.440 --> 0:34:56.480
<v Speaker 1>I have a visceral memory of the violence. You know,

0:34:56.640 --> 0:34:58.680
<v Speaker 1>the sex scenes. There's always a sex scene in every

0:34:58.680 --> 0:35:00.640
<v Speaker 1>Mission Impossible movie. And my parents I should be like no,

0:35:00.960 --> 0:35:04.200
<v Speaker 1>and I'd be like, I want to see Tom cruises dick,

0:35:04.800 --> 0:35:08.640
<v Speaker 1>So I want to suck Tom Cruise's dick. He looks

0:35:09.320 --> 0:35:13.000
<v Speaker 1>the same, he's he's a vampire, like an ageless vampire. No,

0:35:13.239 --> 0:35:16.880
<v Speaker 1>but he has recently he looks like he's aged a

0:35:16.880 --> 0:35:19.160
<v Speaker 1>little bit. But it's been good for him. Yeah, it's

0:35:19.200 --> 0:35:25.000
<v Speaker 1>been hot. I I want you know seasoned men. Also

0:35:25.080 --> 0:35:27.160
<v Speaker 1>loved him when he was a twink, and I loved

0:35:27.200 --> 0:35:30.560
<v Speaker 1>him when he had bad teeth before he got those

0:35:31.239 --> 0:35:35.680
<v Speaker 1>you told me before he got those top and Bottom veneers, Mama, Okay,

0:35:35.760 --> 0:35:38.600
<v Speaker 1>I I loved him bad teeth. But like I honestly

0:35:38.640 --> 0:35:41.040
<v Speaker 1>had not thought because I famously did not see top

0:35:41.040 --> 0:35:43.520
<v Speaker 1>Gun and I have not seen Tom Cruise in any

0:35:43.560 --> 0:35:46.960
<v Speaker 1>recent movie. But I also I was able to clue

0:35:46.960 --> 0:35:49.480
<v Speaker 1>into the fact that Tom Cruise is hot now after

0:35:49.600 --> 0:35:55.759
<v Speaker 1>he did the Bloody Mary Dance. Child, he did, you

0:35:55.800 --> 0:35:58.520
<v Speaker 1>should watch it. He did the Bloody Mary Dance. He

0:35:58.600 --> 0:36:03.080
<v Speaker 1>loves Gaga. After after loves Gaga and he did it

0:36:03.120 --> 0:36:04.880
<v Speaker 1>to support her at like and did it like outside

0:36:04.920 --> 0:36:07.719
<v Speaker 1>his mansion or whatever, and he's he looks hot. Like

0:36:08.640 --> 0:36:10.880
<v Speaker 1>what if they walk the red carpet together at the Oscars?

0:36:10.960 --> 0:36:13.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you know that, you know that I

0:36:13.360 --> 0:36:15.759
<v Speaker 1>want them to be together. I think that would be

0:36:15.880 --> 0:36:18.600
<v Speaker 1>an award. I bet that would That would be the

0:36:18.880 --> 0:36:24.520
<v Speaker 1>ultimate celebrity couple. To me, Tom Cruise of a person

0:36:24.560 --> 0:36:27.839
<v Speaker 1>who like it's not even about if he's gay or not.

0:36:27.920 --> 0:36:31.200
<v Speaker 1>It's just he's such a freak. His sexuality doesn't matter

0:36:31.719 --> 0:36:35.600
<v Speaker 1>him being in a couple with Lady Gaga also a

0:36:35.640 --> 0:36:39.759
<v Speaker 1>freak in in just like an opposite but parallel way.

0:36:40.360 --> 0:36:43.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh my god, I want that so badly.

0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:46.319
<v Speaker 1>It is an opposite of a parallel way. And they

0:36:46.360 --> 0:36:51.719
<v Speaker 1>both are highly susceptible to cults. They're they're both um,

0:36:51.760 --> 0:36:55.239
<v Speaker 1>they're both really good at the performance of celebrity right,

0:36:55.600 --> 0:36:58.319
<v Speaker 1>like they both understand what being a celebrity is and

0:36:58.480 --> 0:37:01.440
<v Speaker 1>like how to live and breathe at And I also

0:37:01.480 --> 0:37:06.520
<v Speaker 1>think that Gaga has this like truly like biological like

0:37:07.200 --> 0:37:10.800
<v Speaker 1>biological like impulse to like fall in love with every

0:37:10.880 --> 0:37:14.759
<v Speaker 1>co star she's ever as so so like so like

0:37:14.920 --> 0:37:18.360
<v Speaker 1>because she's like Standislavski or whatever, she just like can't

0:37:18.360 --> 0:37:20.320
<v Speaker 1>help but like fall in love with like Bradley Cooper

0:37:20.360 --> 0:37:22.200
<v Speaker 1>and then like Tom Cruise, even though Tom Cruise is

0:37:22.200 --> 0:37:24.520
<v Speaker 1>not a co star, but like, you know, structurally, but

0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:26.880
<v Speaker 1>if she had the closest thing she had, if Tom

0:37:26.960 --> 0:37:30.799
<v Speaker 1>Cruise had been the star the co star of a

0:37:30.880 --> 0:37:34.279
<v Speaker 1>star is born, they would they would be in a relationship,

0:37:34.560 --> 0:37:36.680
<v Speaker 1>There's no question of mine. I mean her and Bradley

0:37:36.680 --> 0:37:38.919
<v Speaker 1>Cooper would be in a relationship if Bradley Cooper wasn't

0:37:38.920 --> 0:37:46.440
<v Speaker 1>gay but allegedly allegedly, allegedly alleged allegedly. Um yeah, but

0:37:46.440 --> 0:37:47.640
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait for her to fall in love with

0:37:47.680 --> 0:37:51.520
<v Speaker 1>Joaquim Phoenix. I mean it's probably already happened. It's happening

0:37:51.600 --> 0:37:53.719
<v Speaker 1>right now. It's happening literally. I mean, she's not doing

0:37:53.719 --> 0:37:56.320
<v Speaker 1>any press right now because she's so immersed in that movie.

0:37:56.360 --> 0:37:59.799
<v Speaker 1>Is going to absolutely destroy me. Oh my god, I'm

0:38:00.000 --> 0:38:02.120
<v Speaker 1>of coffee. Look at all my had such a beautiful

0:38:02.160 --> 0:38:04.719
<v Speaker 1>lip color on, and now it's like now it's on

0:38:04.840 --> 0:38:06.799
<v Speaker 1>your now it's all on my coffee. That's why you

0:38:06.800 --> 0:38:09.359
<v Speaker 1>got to use a straw, babe, I gotta use a straw. Yeah,

0:38:09.360 --> 0:38:12.319
<v Speaker 1>better for your teeth too. UM well, I forgot that

0:38:12.360 --> 0:38:14.680
<v Speaker 1>we're here to talk about cruel intentions. We are here

0:38:14.719 --> 0:38:20.200
<v Speaker 1>to talk about cruel intentions. UM the UM teen psycho

0:38:20.280 --> 0:38:26.520
<v Speaker 1>sexual thriller, which is not um, a phrase you hear often. UM.

0:38:26.560 --> 0:38:33.440
<v Speaker 1>It is a reimagining of uh Pierre code Leo still

0:38:33.760 --> 0:38:40.200
<v Speaker 1>Laclos's seventeen eighty two novel Les Liaison's Don Jerroses or

0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:44.160
<v Speaker 1>Dangerous Liaisons as it has also been known, But it

0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:48.680
<v Speaker 1>takes that story and updates it to the elite teen

0:38:49.280 --> 0:38:52.880
<v Speaker 1>prep school scene in New York City in the late nineties,

0:38:52.920 --> 0:38:55.800
<v Speaker 1>sort of like an early gossip Girl. And I'm sure

0:38:56.400 --> 0:39:00.279
<v Speaker 1>it had a lot of influence on gossip Girl, which

0:39:00.320 --> 0:39:04.880
<v Speaker 1>we were talking about earlier. UM It's stars Um Sarah

0:39:04.920 --> 0:39:11.799
<v Speaker 1>Michelle Gellar as UM, Catherine who Katherine Murty who is

0:39:12.080 --> 0:39:15.040
<v Speaker 1>you know the Queen be the Blair Waldorf if you

0:39:15.080 --> 0:39:18.680
<v Speaker 1>will of her you know, elite um prep scene, and

0:39:18.719 --> 0:39:23.720
<v Speaker 1>then her stepbrother, Sebastian Valmont played by Ryan Philippe. They

0:39:23.800 --> 0:39:27.400
<v Speaker 1>have this sort of game they play where they seduce

0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:30.600
<v Speaker 1>people and destroy them for their own ships and giggles.

0:39:30.640 --> 0:39:34.720
<v Speaker 1>They also Ryan PHILIPPI really wants to fuck Sarah Michelle Geller,

0:39:34.800 --> 0:39:41.160
<v Speaker 1>his stepsister, and she issues him this challenge that if

0:39:41.200 --> 0:39:46.839
<v Speaker 1>he fux this um new girl played by Reese Witherspoon

0:39:47.600 --> 0:39:51.799
<v Speaker 1>um and destroys her, that if if he can get

0:39:51.800 --> 0:39:53.440
<v Speaker 1>her to fall in love with him, because you know

0:39:53.520 --> 0:39:56.520
<v Speaker 1>she would never fall for a bad boy, um, that

0:39:56.960 --> 0:40:01.560
<v Speaker 1>SMG will finally fuck him in. That's sort of pseudo

0:40:01.680 --> 0:40:06.080
<v Speaker 1>incest scenario. And as she tells him, you can put

0:40:06.120 --> 0:40:10.040
<v Speaker 1>it anywhere, which I guess me, and he wants to

0:40:10.080 --> 0:40:12.719
<v Speaker 1>suck her in the ass. Sarah, I don't know if

0:40:12.760 --> 0:40:15.919
<v Speaker 1>everyone came in with the intention to like make this

0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:20.560
<v Speaker 1>actually like funny, but like Sarah Michelle Geller makes this

0:40:20.680 --> 0:40:26.000
<v Speaker 1>movie so funny, so being yes, it is also still

0:40:26.360 --> 0:40:31.360
<v Speaker 1>sexy dangerous, like you know, gripping. I feel, Um, I

0:40:31.360 --> 0:40:34.040
<v Speaker 1>don't know if this is like I'm trying to think

0:40:34.080 --> 0:40:37.960
<v Speaker 1>about the source material s Stangroue or whatever, and I

0:40:38.280 --> 0:40:43.799
<v Speaker 1>the virgins. Maybe you said that the virgin sound like

0:40:43.880 --> 0:40:52.080
<v Speaker 1>the shot from from the Little Mermaid. Oh my god, wait,

0:40:52.239 --> 0:40:54.840
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait for the live action version of that character.

0:40:54.880 --> 0:40:58.640
<v Speaker 1>Who's going to play that? Friends? They probably cut it? No,

0:40:59.120 --> 0:41:02.360
<v Speaker 1>Timmy Timoth a Shaley would have even that, oh my god,

0:41:03.080 --> 0:41:07.320
<v Speaker 1>I would have spoken French, oh my god. But then anyways, okay,

0:41:07.480 --> 0:41:11.080
<v Speaker 1>side track, side track, Um, I think that dangerous. This

0:41:11.719 --> 0:41:17.360
<v Speaker 1>lion Standrew is like spoofed in Arrest Development, where they're

0:41:17.480 --> 0:41:22.040
<v Speaker 1>like Michael, Sarah's character watches a movie called The Lick Cousin,

0:41:22.239 --> 0:41:25.160
<v Speaker 1>the Cousins DANGERU or these like cousins fuck or whatever,

0:41:25.560 --> 0:41:27.279
<v Speaker 1>and it gives it plants the seed of an idea

0:41:27.320 --> 0:41:30.040
<v Speaker 1>where he's like wants to funck his like step step

0:41:30.080 --> 0:41:33.160
<v Speaker 1>cousin or whatever. Um, are they I can't remember? Are

0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:37.080
<v Speaker 1>they cousins, cousins in cruel intentions? Are they step cousins? No? No,

0:41:37.200 --> 0:41:41.960
<v Speaker 1>they're stepbrother and step sister, step brother and step sister, right,

0:41:42.000 --> 0:41:44.399
<v Speaker 1>so they're not biologically related that they're not. No, it's

0:41:44.400 --> 0:41:49.759
<v Speaker 1>totally It's totally fine. It's totally totally fine. It is camp.

0:41:49.840 --> 0:41:54.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean some of Sarah's line deliveries in this, like

0:41:54.080 --> 0:41:55.800
<v Speaker 1>I mean when she says you can put it anywhere,

0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:58.719
<v Speaker 1>when she says, I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the

0:41:58.800 --> 0:42:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Upper east Side and some times I want to kill myself.

0:42:02.440 --> 0:42:06.280
<v Speaker 1>She has a she has a hollowed out cross necklace

0:42:06.480 --> 0:42:10.520
<v Speaker 1>filled with cocaine that has a tidy spoon for her

0:42:10.560 --> 0:42:15.200
<v Speaker 1>to do cocaine with this movie? Was I really wish

0:42:15.239 --> 0:42:17.360
<v Speaker 1>that I had had this movie as a part of,

0:42:17.719 --> 0:42:21.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, the small group of films that like opened

0:42:21.480 --> 0:42:24.200
<v Speaker 1>up my secular awakening as we call it, along with

0:42:24.239 --> 0:42:28.360
<v Speaker 1>a Mulan rouge rent Um, if your mom, if you

0:42:28.440 --> 0:42:31.280
<v Speaker 1>had watch this with your mom and she'd the cross

0:42:31.560 --> 0:42:34.279
<v Speaker 1>that she would ross, she would you would have had

0:42:34.320 --> 0:42:39.240
<v Speaker 1>to go through an exorcism. Yes, she would have expelled. Um. Yeah,

0:42:39.280 --> 0:42:41.280
<v Speaker 1>you would have shoot. There would have been a demon

0:42:41.360 --> 0:42:43.920
<v Speaker 1>inside you and she would have gotten it out. But

0:42:44.040 --> 0:42:46.440
<v Speaker 1>I I know, truly I I would have been I

0:42:46.480 --> 0:42:49.200
<v Speaker 1>would have I would have grown up so much faster. Um.

0:42:49.360 --> 0:42:52.200
<v Speaker 1>But I say that honestly because I feel like, and

0:42:52.239 --> 0:42:54.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't even think I'm exaggerating when I say this,

0:42:54.920 --> 0:42:58.560
<v Speaker 1>I do feel like Ryan Philippe is like ass was

0:42:59.280 --> 0:43:03.080
<v Speaker 1>a pivotal moment in a lot of you know, people

0:43:03.120 --> 0:43:05.759
<v Speaker 1>of Fagga experience. You know what I mean. Well, the

0:43:05.800 --> 0:43:09.239
<v Speaker 1>combination of his ass while love fool by the Cardigans

0:43:09.320 --> 0:43:12.839
<v Speaker 1>is playing Oh my God, I forgot that really, like

0:43:13.200 --> 0:43:16.759
<v Speaker 1>was a gay awakening for so many people on so

0:43:16.800 --> 0:43:19.960
<v Speaker 1>many levels. Wait, I forgot that love fool is playing?

0:43:19.960 --> 0:43:22.600
<v Speaker 1>Are you serious? And it gets cut off very abruptly,

0:43:22.680 --> 0:43:27.400
<v Speaker 1>this mute. This movie has a banging soundtrack, bittersweet symphony

0:43:27.520 --> 0:43:31.919
<v Speaker 1>by the Verve. They put their whole pussy into that.

0:43:32.360 --> 0:43:35.560
<v Speaker 1>Also the opening song Every Me and Every You, which

0:43:35.600 --> 0:43:41.120
<v Speaker 1>is by Placebo. I believe Placebo, I don't know, I

0:43:41.120 --> 0:43:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I honestly. Roger Cumbell, the guy that directed this, also

0:43:45.080 --> 0:43:52.799
<v Speaker 1>did the sweetest thing. I love thee the best sort

0:43:52.800 --> 0:43:55.600
<v Speaker 1>of like not like one of the best, like kind

0:43:55.640 --> 0:43:59.960
<v Speaker 1>of um off the beaten track, like not early tooth

0:44:00.000 --> 0:44:03.520
<v Speaker 1>thousands comedies that like it's kind of a if you know,

0:44:03.600 --> 0:44:10.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, absurdist, totally stupid, like totally intentionally stupid. Also

0:44:10.719 --> 0:44:14.040
<v Speaker 1>starring Selma Blair, who in that movie is kind of

0:44:14.080 --> 0:44:17.080
<v Speaker 1>the I'm not gonna say slut of the group. But

0:44:17.120 --> 0:44:19.799
<v Speaker 1>there is a scene in which a guy's dick is

0:44:20.080 --> 0:44:24.120
<v Speaker 1>literally stuck in her mouth right because of the piercing

0:44:24.480 --> 0:44:26.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that is such a funny scene. I mean,

0:44:26.600 --> 0:44:29.120
<v Speaker 1>Cameron is also such a slot in that movie, and

0:44:29.160 --> 0:44:31.279
<v Speaker 1>I think it's very liberating. Like she also she's a

0:44:31.320 --> 0:44:34.480
<v Speaker 1>whole song about like how big the penises, how big.

0:44:34.520 --> 0:44:37.399
<v Speaker 1>She how she loves big penises or whatever, and it's

0:44:37.440 --> 0:44:39.359
<v Speaker 1>not even a musical, but then she like breaks out

0:44:39.400 --> 0:44:44.359
<v Speaker 1>into song. It's kind of brilliant. It's a very strange movie. Um,

0:44:44.360 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 1>but this was a strange time for movies, the late

0:44:47.719 --> 0:44:51.799
<v Speaker 1>nineties early two thousands, and Cruel Intentions is certainly a

0:44:51.840 --> 0:44:54.920
<v Speaker 1>product of that. I mean, it also came at um

0:44:55.000 --> 0:44:58.080
<v Speaker 1>an interesting time in Sarah Michelle Geller's career because she

0:44:58.200 --> 0:45:03.720
<v Speaker 1>was and she would have been two years into doing Buffy,

0:45:03.840 --> 0:45:07.279
<v Speaker 1>so this was one of her like sort of infrequent

0:45:07.600 --> 0:45:11.840
<v Speaker 1>side projects. So at this time, um, Buffy was already

0:45:12.520 --> 0:45:16.520
<v Speaker 1>like a huge hit. Like like now we think of

0:45:16.560 --> 0:45:19.280
<v Speaker 1>Buffy is the show that has this like cult following,

0:45:19.640 --> 0:45:22.360
<v Speaker 1>but at the time it was hugely successful. It was

0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:27.839
<v Speaker 1>Sarah Michelle Geller was everywhere, and I do think that

0:45:27.920 --> 0:45:32.960
<v Speaker 1>a lot of this movie rides on her star power.

0:45:33.640 --> 0:45:37.680
<v Speaker 1>And Ryan Philippie and Reese Witherspoon, Honestly, at this time

0:45:37.680 --> 0:45:43.160
<v Speaker 1>we're still relative unknowns um. They also this was the

0:45:43.160 --> 0:45:46.840
<v Speaker 1>film that they met on and um, they later got married,

0:45:46.880 --> 0:45:50.879
<v Speaker 1>so it did bring them together. Wow, I didn't know that. Okay, wait,

0:45:50.960 --> 0:45:54.919
<v Speaker 1>so wait, Reese Witherspoon was unknown when this movie came out,

0:45:54.920 --> 0:45:57.880
<v Speaker 1>I had not unknown, but she wasn't like super famous.

0:45:57.960 --> 0:46:02.440
<v Speaker 1>I think, I want to say Election also came out.

0:46:02.880 --> 0:46:06.720
<v Speaker 1>I do feel like this was the year that Reese

0:46:07.160 --> 0:46:13.040
<v Speaker 1>broke and UM. Yeah, and I'm sure that um cruel intentions,

0:46:13.160 --> 0:46:16.359
<v Speaker 1>what was what really brought her to the attention of

0:46:17.160 --> 0:46:21.399
<v Speaker 1>young people. And then Legally Blonde came out in two

0:46:21.400 --> 0:46:24.760
<v Speaker 1>thousand and one, so that is really what solidified her fame.

0:46:25.600 --> 0:46:27.880
<v Speaker 1>UM and I think this was probably like the first

0:46:27.960 --> 0:46:32.799
<v Speaker 1>building block of that got it okay, okay, And I

0:46:32.840 --> 0:46:35.239
<v Speaker 1>am you know, and I'm not an SMG scholar, so

0:46:35.440 --> 0:46:39.319
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate the context because she really is, to me,

0:46:39.880 --> 0:46:44.520
<v Speaker 1>like the anchor of this movie. Like it's it is

0:46:44.600 --> 0:46:48.279
<v Speaker 1>like an ensemble cast. Um that feels like in the

0:46:48.360 --> 0:46:52.240
<v Speaker 1>kind of closer genre of like you know, psycho sexual

0:46:52.320 --> 0:46:56.440
<v Speaker 1>thrillers and absolutely closer closer for teens. Yes, well teens

0:46:56.480 --> 0:46:59.439
<v Speaker 1>that are played by twenty six year olds, right, like,

0:47:01.680 --> 0:47:06.600
<v Speaker 1>but Sara Michelle Gellar, you know, she is like Buffy

0:47:06.960 --> 0:47:09.920
<v Speaker 1>is such a you know, she's a strong female character.

0:47:10.080 --> 0:47:12.959
<v Speaker 1>She's a heroine. She's a good girl, but she's also

0:47:13.080 --> 0:47:17.719
<v Speaker 1>very sassy. But we hadn't really seen smg play a

0:47:17.800 --> 0:47:20.120
<v Speaker 1>bad girl since well, she was on a soap opera

0:47:20.239 --> 0:47:21.920
<v Speaker 1>before she was on Buffy, and I'm sure she was

0:47:22.000 --> 0:47:24.480
<v Speaker 1>like an evil twin or something, because you know that's

0:47:24.480 --> 0:47:28.440
<v Speaker 1>how soap operas go. Um, so she got to, you know,

0:47:28.880 --> 0:47:32.120
<v Speaker 1>dip her toe into playing the bad girl, and I

0:47:32.120 --> 0:47:35.160
<v Speaker 1>think she fucking slays it. She played the bad girl

0:47:35.560 --> 0:47:39.400
<v Speaker 1>every time, like she's so so fucking good on Buffy.

0:47:39.600 --> 0:47:42.480
<v Speaker 1>She only got the chance to do that in There's

0:47:42.520 --> 0:47:45.040
<v Speaker 1>there's a couple episodes and well there's one episode in

0:47:45.080 --> 0:47:49.080
<v Speaker 1>season four where Buffy and Faith swap bodies. Faith is

0:47:49.400 --> 0:47:53.240
<v Speaker 1>another vampire slayer who's who's evil and she and Buffy

0:47:53.360 --> 0:47:55.399
<v Speaker 1>swap bodies. So Buffy gets to be a bad girl

0:47:55.480 --> 0:47:59.240
<v Speaker 1>for an episode. But um, you know, Catherine is really

0:47:59.560 --> 0:48:04.040
<v Speaker 1>the the evilist Sarah has ever played, except she was

0:48:04.040 --> 0:48:07.160
<v Speaker 1>in this TV show called The Ringer where she played

0:48:07.320 --> 0:48:12.080
<v Speaker 1>identical twins and one of them was bad. Maybe okay,

0:48:12.080 --> 0:48:14.560
<v Speaker 1>So sa Michelle Geller is on a press tour right

0:48:14.600 --> 0:48:19.960
<v Speaker 1>now for this new Paramount show I believe called wolf Pack,

0:48:20.040 --> 0:48:24.680
<v Speaker 1>which is a spinoff of Teen Wolf, and I saw

0:48:25.360 --> 0:48:27.719
<v Speaker 1>an interview in which she said that she thinks that

0:48:28.120 --> 0:48:32.319
<v Speaker 1>Katherine from Cruel Intentions grown Up would basically just be

0:48:32.440 --> 0:48:35.680
<v Speaker 1>her character from Due Revenge. But I also think that

0:48:36.640 --> 0:48:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Catherine from Cruel Intentions grown Up would be would be

0:48:41.680 --> 0:48:46.399
<v Speaker 1>um Sonja Morgan or like or just would would be

0:48:46.840 --> 0:48:52.440
<v Speaker 1>a real housewife on a New York City housewife. I mean, honestly,

0:48:52.480 --> 0:48:54.640
<v Speaker 1>you know who else should be a New York City housewife?

0:48:54.800 --> 0:49:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Is Christine Branski? Please? Maybe maybe lou Anne is Catherine

0:49:01.680 --> 0:49:06.359
<v Speaker 1>grown up Luanna? I would love to see Lunn act.

0:49:06.440 --> 0:49:24.000
<v Speaker 1>She's probably so bad. You mentioned Christine Bransky. There's something

0:49:24.239 --> 0:49:28.239
<v Speaker 1>there as some iconic I don't like some people who

0:49:28.239 --> 0:49:31.040
<v Speaker 1>have like just a few scenes in this film. Christine

0:49:31.040 --> 0:49:35.000
<v Speaker 1>Bransky is one of them. Also, tera Read in the

0:49:35.080 --> 0:49:40.680
<v Speaker 1>opening scene, um because Sebastia, she's one of Sebastian's conquests

0:49:40.960 --> 0:49:44.080
<v Speaker 1>and he's leaked all these nudes of her online in

0:49:44.120 --> 0:49:47.160
<v Speaker 1>a sort of like revenge porn scenario, and tera Read

0:49:47.160 --> 0:49:50.520
<v Speaker 1>has the iconic line, there's naked pictures of me on

0:49:50.560 --> 0:49:55.680
<v Speaker 1>the internet, which relatable honestly, an oracle, she she was

0:49:55.719 --> 0:49:58.960
<v Speaker 1>predicting what would be common and evident like problem in

0:49:58.960 --> 0:50:02.200
<v Speaker 1>the culture of nudes leaking online. And now you know,

0:50:02.520 --> 0:50:04.440
<v Speaker 1>soon we're going to be electing people to office that

0:50:04.480 --> 0:50:09.000
<v Speaker 1>have leaked nudes. That's that's my dream, honestly. UM, do

0:50:09.040 --> 0:50:11.480
<v Speaker 1>you okay, So when you first watched this movie was

0:50:11.520 --> 0:50:15.360
<v Speaker 1>it do you remember just like latching onto it immediately?

0:50:15.360 --> 0:50:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Because SMG? Did you was it a rewatch for you?

0:50:18.520 --> 0:50:20.279
<v Speaker 1>Did you like watch it every day after school or

0:50:21.400 --> 0:50:24.919
<v Speaker 1>I had the vhs then the DVD. I would watch

0:50:25.000 --> 0:50:28.680
<v Speaker 1>them all the time. I would quote the movie all

0:50:28.719 --> 0:50:32.560
<v Speaker 1>the time. I wanted to be Sarah Michelle Geller in

0:50:32.560 --> 0:50:35.279
<v Speaker 1>this movie. I knew immediately that I was not a

0:50:35.320 --> 0:50:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Reese Witherspoon. I was not a good girl. I was

0:50:37.480 --> 0:50:40.640
<v Speaker 1>a bad girl. No, no, no. And Reese honestly cloy

0:50:40.920 --> 0:50:43.759
<v Speaker 1>is cloying Lee sweet. She almost does what she does best,

0:50:43.760 --> 0:50:47.080
<v Speaker 1>which is like to be good to an exhaustive degree.

0:50:47.239 --> 0:50:51.040
<v Speaker 1>Like she is so pure that it's like annoying. Um.

0:50:51.080 --> 0:50:53.080
<v Speaker 1>I was watching this movie with my friend. I was

0:50:53.080 --> 0:50:54.919
<v Speaker 1>watching Cool Intentions with my friend for the first time,

0:50:55.000 --> 0:50:58.200
<v Speaker 1>and we were marking on. There's this scene where Reese

0:50:58.280 --> 0:51:00.360
<v Speaker 1>is like in a car with like that with I

0:51:00.400 --> 0:51:03.839
<v Speaker 1>think Ryan Philippe, as they're like flipping and trying to yes, yes, yes,

0:51:04.239 --> 0:51:07.520
<v Speaker 1>and she like starts to make she like makes the

0:51:07.600 --> 0:51:13.000
<v Speaker 1>demon face. She's so she's so bad at making a

0:51:13.000 --> 0:51:15.520
<v Speaker 1>goofy face. Like I actually like, if I was a

0:51:15.560 --> 0:51:18.600
<v Speaker 1>director and I was watching, I was like, Reese, like,

0:51:18.800 --> 0:51:21.520
<v Speaker 1>you you need to do something else, Like, oh no,

0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:26.040
<v Speaker 1>I think that's you know, but I do. I just

0:51:26.200 --> 0:51:30.160
<v Speaker 1>don't think she knows how to make a face that

0:51:30.320 --> 0:51:33.960
<v Speaker 1>is like goofy and evil at the same time. Like

0:51:34.160 --> 0:51:36.239
<v Speaker 1>I just like, I was like, clearly, it's like not

0:51:36.320 --> 0:51:39.080
<v Speaker 1>in your nature to do this reeson with her spoon.

0:51:39.600 --> 0:51:42.600
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was like endearing almost I'm not trying

0:51:42.640 --> 0:51:46.200
<v Speaker 1>to be condescending except you, but it might not be

0:51:46.360 --> 0:51:48.439
<v Speaker 1>what you're trying to do, but it's what you're doing.

0:51:49.320 --> 0:51:52.359
<v Speaker 1>But it's what you're doing. Um oh some of okay,

0:51:52.400 --> 0:51:56.279
<v Speaker 1>Phoebe just clude us into some of Blair and legally blonde. Yes, well,

0:51:56.480 --> 0:51:59.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean some of Blair was definitely an it girl

0:51:59.760 --> 0:52:03.000
<v Speaker 1>at the time that this movie came out and remained

0:52:03.040 --> 0:52:06.880
<v Speaker 1>one for years. Um. She also she and Sarah Michelle

0:52:06.920 --> 0:52:11.239
<v Speaker 1>Geller are lifelong friends. Um. Sarah has supported her a

0:52:11.239 --> 0:52:14.759
<v Speaker 1>lot recently because elma UM a couple of years ago,

0:52:15.239 --> 0:52:18.120
<v Speaker 1>uh you know, revealed that she has been dealing with

0:52:18.160 --> 0:52:22.239
<v Speaker 1>a chronic illness. I believe ms UM she was on

0:52:22.840 --> 0:52:25.040
<v Speaker 1>I think the most recent season of Dancing with the Stars,

0:52:25.080 --> 0:52:27.640
<v Speaker 1>although they do like four of them a year, so

0:52:27.680 --> 0:52:30.000
<v Speaker 1>there could have been like two more seasons since she

0:52:30.080 --> 0:52:33.680
<v Speaker 1>was on it. Um she was. I don't think she

0:52:33.760 --> 0:52:36.319
<v Speaker 1>was on the same season as Jojo Siwa, but I

0:52:36.360 --> 0:52:39.520
<v Speaker 1>think she was on the same season as Smith Jared

0:52:39.600 --> 0:52:43.680
<v Speaker 1>from Sex in the City Smith Jared, Oh my god,

0:52:43.719 --> 0:52:47.440
<v Speaker 1>the one he was my favorite. Sex in the City boo. Unfortunately,

0:52:47.760 --> 0:52:53.040
<v Speaker 1>this movie has an iconic same sex kiss between Sarah

0:52:53.040 --> 0:52:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair, in which Sarah Michelle Geller is,

0:52:57.640 --> 0:53:01.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, saying that girls just on each other all

0:53:01.000 --> 0:53:04.200
<v Speaker 1>the time, and they have this very hot kiss. That

0:53:04.320 --> 0:53:07.520
<v Speaker 1>was I think probably the thing that people remember most

0:53:07.560 --> 0:53:10.760
<v Speaker 1>from this movie because it was in a pre meme world.

0:53:11.040 --> 0:53:15.440
<v Speaker 1>It was a meme like it was replicated in movies.

0:53:15.680 --> 0:53:19.040
<v Speaker 1>I think there's I think in one of the Scary

0:53:19.080 --> 0:53:22.640
<v Speaker 1>movie films they spoof it um Sa Michelle Gellar and

0:53:22.680 --> 0:53:26.520
<v Speaker 1>some of Blair one best kiss with the MTV Movie Awards,

0:53:26.640 --> 0:53:32.000
<v Speaker 1>I think, and maybe even like kissed on stage. Um

0:53:32.000 --> 0:53:35.719
<v Speaker 1>It's I think it's a good kiss. I it reminds me,

0:53:35.840 --> 0:53:37.880
<v Speaker 1>is there like a little spit dribble, there is a

0:53:37.880 --> 0:53:42.200
<v Speaker 1>little they are, Yes, it's hot. We have talked about

0:53:42.239 --> 0:53:47.640
<v Speaker 1>spit kink's recently on our Disobedience episode. Yeah, I will

0:53:47.680 --> 0:53:50.279
<v Speaker 1>say like when I watched it, I felt like it

0:53:50.360 --> 0:53:53.560
<v Speaker 1>was it definitely was hot. It definitely did to me

0:53:53.680 --> 0:53:59.520
<v Speaker 1>feel like exactly in this era of culture when like

0:54:00.520 --> 0:54:04.680
<v Speaker 1>straight women kissing was this like sexual kind of phenomenon

0:54:04.840 --> 0:54:06.920
<v Speaker 1>that like got boys really rowdy. Like we were kind

0:54:06.920 --> 0:54:09.759
<v Speaker 1>of talking about this in our Jennifer's Body episode, but

0:54:09.920 --> 0:54:13.600
<v Speaker 1>like do you remember do you remember like when you

0:54:13.640 --> 0:54:16.200
<v Speaker 1>would go to like Walmart or Target whatever to like

0:54:16.520 --> 0:54:20.319
<v Speaker 1>buy movie posters or like just like posters for your

0:54:20.400 --> 0:54:23.319
<v Speaker 1>room and I would I would buy them a hot topic, yes,

0:54:23.400 --> 0:54:26.040
<v Speaker 1>hot topic as well. But one of those posters was

0:54:26.200 --> 0:54:31.080
<v Speaker 1>always those two girls and like gray like underwear or whatever,

0:54:31.200 --> 0:54:33.680
<v Speaker 1>like kissing on a bed. Do you remember this image?

0:54:33.800 --> 0:54:36.399
<v Speaker 1>Like oh my god? But but anyways, all I'm trying

0:54:36.400 --> 0:54:38.640
<v Speaker 1>to say is like it was just like this very

0:54:38.680 --> 0:54:43.640
<v Speaker 1>bizarre era of culture that like talked about lesbians and

0:54:43.760 --> 0:54:47.319
<v Speaker 1>erased lesbians at the same time. It was it was

0:54:47.480 --> 0:54:52.600
<v Speaker 1>it was it was lesbian is um from the male gaze,

0:54:52.080 --> 0:54:57.600
<v Speaker 1>which you know, lesbians only existed in popular culture to

0:54:58.200 --> 0:55:03.160
<v Speaker 1>titillate straight man, Yeah exactly. But but this I felt

0:55:03.239 --> 0:55:06.120
<v Speaker 1>like was something that we could still embrace. Like it

0:55:06.239 --> 0:55:10.560
<v Speaker 1>was queer, Like it was like totally like this, this

0:55:10.880 --> 0:55:14.080
<v Speaker 1>I think to me, this movie, and like what it

0:55:14.120 --> 0:55:18.400
<v Speaker 1>did best was like revel in hedonism, right, Like it

0:55:18.520 --> 0:55:21.239
<v Speaker 1>was like this, what is the maximum bad? You can

0:55:21.320 --> 0:55:25.040
<v Speaker 1>be like, well, well, revel in, revel in it, but

0:55:25.200 --> 0:55:30.480
<v Speaker 1>still but cast it as evil because what we because

0:55:30.520 --> 0:55:33.360
<v Speaker 1>the journey of this movie is that Sebastian starts out

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<v Speaker 1>as a hedonist, falls in love, and then rejects hedonism

0:55:37.400 --> 0:55:42.760
<v Speaker 1>and is punished for his hedonistic lifestyle because he spoiler

0:55:42.800 --> 0:55:46.440
<v Speaker 1>alert dies at the end and Catherine, who sort of

0:55:46.520 --> 0:55:49.919
<v Speaker 1>drove him to this, gets her come up and when

0:55:50.280 --> 0:55:56.240
<v Speaker 1>all of Sebastian's diaries are our oh yeah, like uh

0:55:56.480 --> 0:56:00.440
<v Speaker 1>disseminated throughout the school and so bizarre. It is a

0:56:00.480 --> 0:56:04.279
<v Speaker 1>movie that but that celebrates hedonism but then takes this

0:56:04.480 --> 0:56:08.600
<v Speaker 1>very puritanical view of it. And you know, the only

0:56:08.680 --> 0:56:12.920
<v Speaker 1>love that is celebrated and upheld is you know, straight

0:56:12.920 --> 0:56:18.400
<v Speaker 1>monogamous romantic love and and and what more could we

0:56:18.560 --> 0:56:23.359
<v Speaker 1>possibly wish for than straight monogamous romantic love. And that's

0:56:23.400 --> 0:56:26.279
<v Speaker 1>what that's the reason I'm on tender Babe. Yeah, I mean,

0:56:26.680 --> 0:56:29.520
<v Speaker 1>I know, like heterosexually. I know, I'm aware that, like

0:56:29.719 --> 0:56:34.880
<v Speaker 1>as you adjust your legs, I'm aware that like heterosexuality

0:56:35.000 --> 0:56:38.240
<v Speaker 1>is like slowly but surely becoming like illegal in this country,

0:56:38.280 --> 0:56:42.160
<v Speaker 1>like with hope, like it will be like a criminal offense, um,

0:56:42.280 --> 0:56:45.799
<v Speaker 1>one day, but lock them up. For now, I will

0:56:45.840 --> 0:56:52.879
<v Speaker 1>be practicing heterosexuality to the fullest extent that I can. Um. Interesting, Yeah,

0:56:53.120 --> 0:56:57.080
<v Speaker 1>I love being heterosexual. Um. Oh, you know what it's not.

0:56:57.360 --> 0:57:01.759
<v Speaker 1>It's not scary movie that parodies the this It's not

0:57:01.920 --> 0:57:06.040
<v Speaker 1>another teen movie? Which did you ever watch that? No?

0:57:06.400 --> 0:57:09.360
<v Speaker 1>Was it? It seemed like I always like was horny

0:57:09.560 --> 0:57:11.640
<v Speaker 1>whenever I saw it in Blockbuster it made me horney.

0:57:11.880 --> 0:57:16.280
<v Speaker 1>So not another teen movie? Is there was? After the

0:57:16.320 --> 0:57:19.560
<v Speaker 1>successive scary movie, there was a string of these sort

0:57:19.600 --> 0:57:24.000
<v Speaker 1>of spoof films for different genres. The first of them,

0:57:24.040 --> 0:57:27.120
<v Speaker 1>and I think most successful, was not another teen movie,

0:57:27.680 --> 0:57:34.240
<v Speaker 1>which was Chris Evans's breakout role. Right. He plays the

0:57:34.640 --> 0:57:39.600
<v Speaker 1>like Jock you know, main character who is like half

0:57:39.720 --> 0:57:42.760
<v Speaker 1>Freddie Prince Jr. And she's all that and half Ryan

0:57:42.800 --> 0:57:47.720
<v Speaker 1>Phillippi and cruel intentions. He has like a similar thing

0:57:47.760 --> 0:57:51.440
<v Speaker 1>with his stepsister where he wants to suck her. Um

0:57:51.760 --> 0:57:56.960
<v Speaker 1>and um, there is a scene of the lesbian kiss

0:57:57.000 --> 0:58:00.440
<v Speaker 1>and they like go really in on the spit thing

0:58:00.560 --> 0:58:05.720
<v Speaker 1>and it's like to a gross level that actually sounds

0:58:05.760 --> 0:58:08.840
<v Speaker 1>really funny. Um, I kind of want to watch that now. Um.

0:58:09.080 --> 0:58:11.000
<v Speaker 1>It's but it's a good movie. I used to watch

0:58:11.040 --> 0:58:12.840
<v Speaker 1>it a lot. I had it on DVD, and I

0:58:12.880 --> 0:58:14.680
<v Speaker 1>used to watch it a lot, and it was I

0:58:14.680 --> 0:58:18.920
<v Speaker 1>had a teen crush on Chris Evans because of it. Well,

0:58:18.960 --> 0:58:21.600
<v Speaker 1>I think the teen genre in general, like in the

0:58:21.640 --> 0:58:23.720
<v Speaker 1>vein of cruel intentions or whatever else you want to

0:58:23.720 --> 0:58:27.040
<v Speaker 1>pull into it, Like I think it's like endlessly entertaining

0:58:27.080 --> 0:58:30.560
<v Speaker 1>to revisit. Like I watched a lot of Riverdale, Like

0:58:30.600 --> 0:58:34.240
<v Speaker 1>I've watched four seasons, like four full seasons of Riverdale, right,

0:58:34.280 --> 0:58:39.520
<v Speaker 1>like I've I think teen ship and the exaggeration of

0:58:39.600 --> 0:58:44.520
<v Speaker 1>like how bad teen lives can be. Like by bad,

0:58:44.600 --> 0:58:49.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean like how um daring controversial, Irreverend you can

0:58:49.240 --> 0:58:51.760
<v Speaker 1>be like in this kind of like hot topic air

0:58:51.800 --> 0:58:54.840
<v Speaker 1>of culture is like so funny to look at now,

0:58:54.920 --> 0:58:58.280
<v Speaker 1>Like I've actually never seen the movie, um, thirteen, but

0:58:58.400 --> 0:59:01.880
<v Speaker 1>that's kind of in this genre and you have to

0:59:02.080 --> 0:59:06.840
<v Speaker 1>watch thirteen. Oh my god, No, you're not allowed to

0:59:06.880 --> 0:59:10.040
<v Speaker 1>say that because you don't understand the context. I've seen

0:59:10.120 --> 0:59:12.160
<v Speaker 1>the scene on YouTube and I feel, but you need

0:59:12.200 --> 0:59:16.840
<v Speaker 1>to watch the whole movie. Thirteen is so incredible. It

0:59:16.920 --> 0:59:24.320
<v Speaker 1>inspired me to huff as a teenager. It's inspired NA,

0:59:24.880 --> 0:59:29.320
<v Speaker 1>you need like barbitual barbituates or whatever, like you wanted

0:59:29.320 --> 0:59:33.800
<v Speaker 1>to like like Judy like and like um like whipp

0:59:33.840 --> 0:59:38.760
<v Speaker 1>it's with um whipped cream cans with it, you know. Today,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I know, we were just talking about Gossip Girl

0:59:40.960 --> 0:59:43.439
<v Speaker 1>and how I liked the reboot. But for the most part,

0:59:43.760 --> 0:59:47.320
<v Speaker 1>I can't watch media about teenagers. We have discussed this

0:59:47.400 --> 0:59:50.880
<v Speaker 1>at length. It's the reason why I don't want euphoria. Um.

0:59:50.920 --> 0:59:53.919
<v Speaker 1>But you know, like things like Euphoria and gossip Girl

0:59:54.080 --> 0:59:58.160
<v Speaker 1>truly would not exist without cruel intentions. It is the blueprint,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, so yeah, or maybe also I actually have

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<v Speaker 1>never seen like Dawson's Creek, but like, are any of

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<v Speaker 1>those shows like Dawson's Creek O C Like is that

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<v Speaker 1>era of TV? Also this kind of like teens being

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<v Speaker 1>like murderous drug dealers or whatever, like no, no, Dawson's Creek.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't watch Dawson's Creek, but I believe Dawson's Creek

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<v Speaker 1>is much more um, it doesn't reach that level. It's

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<v Speaker 1>much more like interpersonal drama, like family drama. UM. And

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<v Speaker 1>I also didn't watch The o C. But I know

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<v Speaker 1>the O C is like not quite at that level.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Gossip Girl is kind of where we started

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<v Speaker 1>seeing um, where we got the most of teens behaving

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<v Speaker 1>like adults and specifics specifically because of their access to

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<v Speaker 1>our proximity to wealth. M Oh okay, yeah, wait, how

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<v Speaker 1>does wealth kind of exist in cruel intentions? I guess

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<v Speaker 1>just well, they're all they're all very wealthy, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>They they have unlimited resources and no parental supervision, so

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<v Speaker 1>they are Yeah, it's the no parental surround, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>big thing. It's like, the richer you are, the less

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<v Speaker 1>parent involvement you have in your day to day. That

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<v Speaker 1>was the one difference on Gossip Girls that their parents

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<v Speaker 1>were someone in the original Gossip Girl is that their

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<v Speaker 1>parents were someone involved and the parents were actual characters

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<v Speaker 1>on the show who had their own romantic dramas and

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<v Speaker 1>like their own plot lines. But you know, for the

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<v Speaker 1>most part, the kids did act like adults. They were

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<v Speaker 1>like going clubbing and like having these like making these

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<v Speaker 1>like grand schemes that were obviously like in a way

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<v Speaker 1>fueled by being teenagers, being dumb teenagers with like raging hormones.

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<v Speaker 1>But because they had unlimited resources, they could you know,

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<v Speaker 1>can cause to these like elaborate schemes and behave like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, um eighteenth century aristocrats having you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>um intrigues. Yeah, honestly, I mean like it was I

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<v Speaker 1>think that like experiencing even though I didn't see cruel

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<v Speaker 1>intentions as a kid, Like when this like genre of

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like TV films whatever was like coming through,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I could attach. I feel like it

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<v Speaker 1>was so aspirational to me. This is like really dark.

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<v Speaker 1>But like I, you know, was a very unhappy kid.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not enjoy my childhood, and a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>that had to do with my parents. And so these

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<v Speaker 1>lives without parents, which I think are are present and

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of like teena and kid you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>things like I, you know, I wanted that so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted a life without parental supervision. I wanted a

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<v Speaker 1>life for my own, and they would give us this

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<v Speaker 1>fantasy where in kids were like teens were fully capable

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<v Speaker 1>of doing it. We're in reality, it's like teens actually

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<v Speaker 1>do still behave like children, like none of them actually

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<v Speaker 1>act like this, and so you know, it was a fantasy,

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<v Speaker 1>but I loved that ship. Oh you know, what we

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<v Speaker 1>do have to talk about is the gay stuff and

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<v Speaker 1>cruel intentions. Joshua Jackson of Dawson's Creek Fame plays Sebastian's

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<v Speaker 1>gay friend who helps him in trap Betty's boss from

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<v Speaker 1>Ugly Betty Daniel into being outed as gay. So that

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<v Speaker 1>so that so that Ryan Phillippe can use him to

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<v Speaker 1>like get get into Reese Witherspoon's good graces. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot that Daniel meat. Is this dick and cock

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<v Speaker 1>sucking dick and cock? Absolutely? Um yeah, I mean gay blackmail,

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<v Speaker 1>bring it back. Seriously, we're about we're to like cancel culture,

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<v Speaker 1>like like representation matters to have that kind of fashion blackmail.

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<v Speaker 1>We do Fran blackmail and would blackmail you any day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, thank you. I would love to blackmail you.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to out you as trans I mean

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I think we how we have both emotionally

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<v Speaker 1>blackmailed each other somewhat successfully. You know that can't be true.

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<v Speaker 1>It's true, And you know what, I think that's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I think and I think that's beautiful. Um wow. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>like I honestly like I'm I felt like when I

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<v Speaker 1>watched this movie, I was like watching it through your eyes?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say that? Like, because we got my eyes

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<v Speaker 1>they're gone. The virgins at home can't see, but the

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<v Speaker 1>roses eyes are now gushing blood. They're now gone. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like the Corinthian from Sandman. I just have little teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>You're giving pans labyrinthy, your eyes are on your hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Um No. I was just gonna say, like, because we've

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<v Speaker 1>been doing the show for a while and because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the version so to speak, when I like in

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<v Speaker 1>these you know, in our in the episodes that we've

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<v Speaker 1>released so far, Like you know, I'm not always the virgin.

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<v Speaker 1>We like to just talk about what we like to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about. But when I am the virgin, I feel,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm always just like, oh, I wonder what, like,

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<v Speaker 1>like I wonder how Rose would think about this scene?

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<v Speaker 1>You feel I feel close to you anytime I can

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<v Speaker 1>see something like this. This very this is a kind

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<v Speaker 1>of Rose movie to me movie, this movie was incredibly

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<v Speaker 1>formative to my personality. I wanted to be Catherine. I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to be an evil, manipulative bitch who would funk

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<v Speaker 1>her step brother, blackmail people, destroy their crucifix, and snort

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<v Speaker 1>cocaine out of my holida out crucifix. Please let in

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<v Speaker 1>to our d m s at like a virgin tell us,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to suck your stepbrother? Um? Have you ever?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever blackmailed someone for being gay? And what

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<v Speaker 1>is your favorite? Um? Sarah Michelle Geller Media Property. Wait wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually would love to know the answer to those

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<v Speaker 1>first two questions of any other virgins. Share we're at

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<v Speaker 1>We're being fully serious and we will um. We won't

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<v Speaker 1>let your messages after you send them, but we won't

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<v Speaker 1>use them against you. We won't. Next week we will

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<v Speaker 1>be back with a discussion on Dolly parton the woman,

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<v Speaker 1>sing that as if I was the lead singer of

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<v Speaker 1>a kind of nickelbacking on quality. There's photo but it

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<v Speaker 1>also kind of sounds like Ganga, Like you know how

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<v Speaker 1>Ganga sometimes goes like full Nickelback and she's like you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? Um oh oh, I know what

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<v Speaker 1>you mean. I do