1 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: Thank you for letting me get that off my chest. Rose, 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,200 Speaker 1: I'm I'm supposed to do it. Yeah, this is this 3 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,160 Speaker 1: is an unsafe space, but it is a space nonetheless 4 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: welcome to. Like a version of the show where we 5 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: give yesterday's pop culture today's takes. I'm Rose, damn you, 6 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: and I am Fran Toronto, and we are going to 7 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:32,480 Speaker 1: give literally yesterday's pop culture today's takes because it is Monday, 8 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 1: and we are gonna talk about the gay episode of 9 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:40,519 Speaker 1: the Last of Us. So, Fran, I was able to 10 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 1: convince you to watch The Last of Us and you were, 11 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 1: as you were, fully caught up. So before we even 12 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 1: get into last night's episode, just like, what generally are 13 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,800 Speaker 1: you feeling about the show now that you've watched it. 14 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: I am adoring it. Um. I was never like a 15 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 1: horror movie genre buff growing up as a kid. However, 16 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 1: my cousins and I loved the zombie genre and we 17 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 1: thought zombie stories were so cool growing up. And I 18 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 1: feel like I have this kind of nostalgic attachment to 19 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:12,320 Speaker 1: like old school zombie stories. And so when you told 20 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 1: me about this show and how it's kind of bringing 21 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 1: prestige to like a well trotted genre. I don't think 22 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 1: I ever could have expected what came from it, and 23 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 1: I think that this most recent episode I was able 24 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 1: to kind of see what this show does best, which 25 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 1: is almost make you forget that it's a zombie show. 26 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 1: Like your zombies are used or the infected as they 27 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 1: call them, the clickers are used very sparingly, and I think, 28 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: like the best zombie media, it's more about how people 29 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: react to a zombie apocalypse, how people, how humans shape 30 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 1: society in the absence of what once existed, And from 31 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 1: what I know about the game, because I have consumed 32 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: a little content about the game that the show is 33 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: based on, um, the main antagonists of the game are 34 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 1: humans and zombies are more of like a you know, 35 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 1: boogeyman kind of like uh like obstacle more than anything else. 36 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 1: So so I do I do think you're You're right 37 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: to note that that, like, the zombies are like kind 38 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,640 Speaker 1: of few and far between, and it is much more 39 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:32,360 Speaker 1: about the very human drama of it all in extreme circumstances. 40 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:36,840 Speaker 1: And also just like how terrifying and sad survival is 41 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 1: as a concept when you're like the lat when you 42 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,839 Speaker 1: are the last of us, right, and so like that's 43 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: what made this third episode so revelatory, which, like kind 44 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 1: of um, departs from the main set of protagonists and 45 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: shows the viewers another story that they're entangled with, which 46 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 1: is these two like men who I guess find each other, uh, 47 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:03,360 Speaker 1: Bill and Frank played by Nick Offerman of Parks and 48 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: Recreation and Murray Bartlett from season one of The White 49 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:10,520 Speaker 1: Lotus and they Bill, I mean, we've never seen Nick 50 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: in a role like this, I don't think, but like 51 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:16,800 Speaker 1: Murray is so good that two of them are so 52 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 1: good together. And it's also a story that could never 53 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: have been told before, Like this is a completely original 54 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:30,559 Speaker 1: story that has a ground, like a kind of foundation 55 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 1: in something that is extremely real and present and and 56 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: like just of the moment, like I just can't even 57 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 1: put words to it, like what did you think? Well, um, 58 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 1: So to give a little context about the this this story, 59 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 1: so this is actually in the game, UM, but in 60 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 1: the Last of Us part one, the first game, Bill 61 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 1: is a character who the the main care there's meat 62 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 1: on their journey and apparently you it's just kind of 63 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 1: like a throwaway moment where if you like hover over 64 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,440 Speaker 1: a certain thing, you see a photo of his partner 65 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: who by the by the time the game happens, is 66 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 1: already dead. Um. And the creators of the show did 67 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 1: talk about this in the behind the Episode thing that 68 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: plays on HBO once the episode is done, and they 69 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 1: decided to expand that story um too, you know, like 70 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: tell Bill and Frank's story, because I think one of 71 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 1: them said something interesting, which is like, in adapting, they 72 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 1: only wanted to change things if they could make them better, 73 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 1: and this certainly does that. Um. I mean, like, I 74 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: thought it was very beautiful. I also thought it was 75 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:53,280 Speaker 1: like obviously, like seeing gay love on screen is not radical, 76 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:58,359 Speaker 1: but what felt, um not, what felt exciting about it 77 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 1: to me was that this is a show that's being 78 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: watched by you know, like normy straight people who played 79 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 1: this video game who are obsessed with it, and if 80 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 1: they're going to want to watch the show, they're going 81 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,720 Speaker 1: to have to sit through watching a gay love story. 82 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:16,159 Speaker 1: And I love that. I think that's I think that's 83 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 1: like transgressive. And I'm sure there's a lot of people 84 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,479 Speaker 1: who were pissed about it, but I mean the fact 85 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,160 Speaker 1: that they went so far and like they had this 86 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: sex scene which was like like like hot but also romantic, 87 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 1: and like beautiful and like touching because it's this older 88 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,800 Speaker 1: man who's never had sex with another man. I like 89 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 1: thought was so cool, and I love how Murray Bartlett 90 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:46,359 Speaker 1: immediately clopped him immediately. It was so sexy and fun 91 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 1: and like, as queer people watching this, we're kind of like, way, way, way, 92 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:56,039 Speaker 1: is this happening? Is this happening? And then like for 93 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,520 Speaker 1: just like on the line delivery, like the two of 94 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:02,320 Speaker 1: them were just giving something that is totally unexpected, like 95 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,160 Speaker 1: from like what the actual script is. And like, honestly, 96 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 1: Murray Bartlett, the way you are able to say, like 97 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 1: go take a shower, Bill, and for that to be 98 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 1: somehow the hottest thing like that, like that could not 99 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 1: be a better way to say, we're gonna fun. You 100 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,719 Speaker 1: know what I said, break up that he said. He 101 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 1: was like that meme of the little dog that said, 102 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 1: I know what you are. He said, go go do, 103 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 1: go wash your ass, go wash your pussy, Billy Bartlett, 104 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:35,360 Speaker 1: the man that you are. And I, like I I believe, 105 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: like I believed in their attraction to each other. I 106 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 1: also believed that like of course, in this extreme scenario, 107 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:47,360 Speaker 1: Murray Bartlett, like he's been like wandering around the country 108 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,400 Speaker 1: like in the Apocalypse, Like of course, I'm sure he's 109 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,920 Speaker 1: thinking about like Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna suck this 110 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 1: guy's brain out for his dick so that I get 111 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 1: to stay in his fortress with this like rabbit that 112 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,600 Speaker 1: he's cooking. And I like that part where he said, like, um, 113 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,600 Speaker 1: I'm not a whore, like not for lunch, no, like 114 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,719 Speaker 1: no matter how good it is, so like if we 115 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 1: do this, I'm gonna stay here for another couple of days. 116 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 1: So there is something transactional about it. But then three 117 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 1: years later, but then it also is still really real. 118 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:19,200 Speaker 1: And what gilled me was the scene with the strawberries 119 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 1: when into the strawberry and little giggle. Oh my god, 120 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 1: I didn't it was so real. That was the best part. 121 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 1: It's like they're actually they're both phenomenal actors. And like 122 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 1: in the conversation of like gay actors and gay gay 123 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 1: actors and gay roles whatever, like something we know I 124 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 1: don't care about. We don't care about I mean we 125 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,520 Speaker 1: care about, but like not in the way that other 126 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 1: people care about it, right, Like people have very unnuanced 127 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,080 Speaker 1: ideas of like who should play what, and like this 128 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:53,720 Speaker 1: is a perfect example where you have talented actors making 129 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:56,960 Speaker 1: great work. And I think that Murray Bartlett, as a 130 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,680 Speaker 1: gay man in this role, bringing a gay sensibility to 131 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 1: the role created a foundation for them both to work on. Right, Like, 132 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 1: this is how you do it. This is how you 133 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 1: stick the landing, and you use like you you see 134 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 1: your vision, and you also are able to bring in 135 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,800 Speaker 1: a phenomenal openly gay actor who's really good at what 136 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:18,440 Speaker 1: he does to like make this even more real. Um 137 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 1: also as also as my mutual Nolan Anxious Deluxe said 138 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,720 Speaker 1: on Twitter, um nick Offerman is married to Megan Malally, 139 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 1: so he is in a gay marriage and he's he's 140 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:33,920 Speaker 1: part of the community. He is he's part of the community, 141 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:38,000 Speaker 1: and that's so funny. Um. Also, like I never would 142 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,640 Speaker 1: have thought about this if I didn't see um the 143 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:44,559 Speaker 1: activist Peter Staley tweet about it. But like I didn't 144 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:48,560 Speaker 1: even register the kind of like metaphor of like a 145 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:52,160 Speaker 1: plague in like the story of two gay men specifically, 146 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:56,560 Speaker 1: Like but like that that the obviously it's not a 147 00:08:56,559 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 1: ham fisted metaphor slash probably isn't even the intent of 148 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:03,600 Speaker 1: the writers, but like the fact that they're the real 149 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:07,959 Speaker 1: the realism of them choosing death together and how liberated 150 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:13,080 Speaker 1: they both felt in choosing death is so beyond beautiful. 151 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,520 Speaker 1: Especially you and I rose like we're morbid bitches, and 152 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 1: like you are a very morbid girl who like might 153 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,120 Speaker 1: die in a cabin one day. You know what I 154 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 1: can do today? And I feel like that for for 155 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:30,520 Speaker 1: gay men to have survived a plague and to choose 156 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:34,280 Speaker 1: death on their own terms is nothing short of a 157 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,640 Speaker 1: miracle in a zombie plague, let alone in our actual 158 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:42,000 Speaker 1: lived reality. It really does. That was so radical, Yeah, 159 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:47,120 Speaker 1: it really does, Like UM knowingly subvert the barrier gaze 160 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:50,880 Speaker 1: trope while still like having the game by having the 161 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:55,240 Speaker 1: gaze killed themselves. The gays buried themselves. Oh my god, 162 00:09:55,559 --> 00:09:59,680 Speaker 1: I will be honest in that the end of their story, 163 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,720 Speaker 1: I was not quite as emotional as I had been. 164 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,959 Speaker 1: Like for me, the high point of their like vignette 165 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Speaker 1: episode was the Strawberries, was was them getting attacked by 166 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:17,000 Speaker 1: the raiders UM, and then the end of it. I like, 167 00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:20,040 Speaker 1: I still found it beautiful, but I also thought like 168 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:23,920 Speaker 1: there was so much, almost too much time spent on it, 169 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:28,120 Speaker 1: and it was a little like indulgent, And but I 170 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:33,640 Speaker 1: did I liked when um Murray Bartlett's character said like, um, 171 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,400 Speaker 1: you know, I'm not going to pretend that it's not 172 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:39,280 Speaker 1: like objectively romantic that we're dying together, and like that 173 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:42,920 Speaker 1: is it was really beautiful and also I mean it 174 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,120 Speaker 1: was just it was funny too, like when Maurray Bartlett's like, 175 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,160 Speaker 1: we're going to make friends, and like even in the 176 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,920 Speaker 1: Apocalypse the gays are like, we're having brunch. I don't 177 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,880 Speaker 1: think it. That is literally, oh my god. He's like, 178 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,840 Speaker 1: I've been talking to a nice lady on the radio, 179 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,560 Speaker 1: so fucking funny. Um, someone should give some much that, 180 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,480 Speaker 1: like give it a show, you know, like, yes, I 181 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,720 Speaker 1: met Bill and Frank had a drag night at some point, 182 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,480 Speaker 1: you know, like they found a way to like watch 183 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:12,480 Speaker 1: old episodes of drag Race. No, no no, no, honey, honey, 184 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:15,439 Speaker 1: new episodes. You know, Rue is still going through the 185 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,920 Speaker 1: zombie Okay, do you do you think? Well, because um, 186 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:22,480 Speaker 1: drag Race like would never would not have happened because 187 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:25,840 Speaker 1: the zombie Apocalypse started in two thousand three, so there's 188 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:32,280 Speaker 1: no drag Race. There's no like Marvel Cinematic Universe. Beyonce 189 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:36,160 Speaker 1: I never had a solo career, Oh my god, wait, 190 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:40,640 Speaker 1: that's so much culture. Wow, that's really depressing to think about. Um. 191 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:45,760 Speaker 1: I love imagining like this doomsday prepper, like trying to 192 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:49,880 Speaker 1: figure out a way to make lube um in the apocalypse. 193 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:53,480 Speaker 1: Um it was. I hope they just use coconut oil, right, Like, 194 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,720 Speaker 1: that's like the best if you're in a pinch for 195 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,080 Speaker 1: like butt sex. That is specifically, I have not I 196 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:02,120 Speaker 1: have not yet gone to ourchive of our own to 197 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,439 Speaker 1: check how much fan fiction has already been written about them, 198 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,080 Speaker 1: but I'm sure it's like, well, okay, let's let's see 199 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:12,360 Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, let's check right now, Okay, Bill, Bill 200 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:16,880 Speaker 1: and Frank, there's already Okay, there's twenty six works. Um, 201 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,320 Speaker 1: let's we'll we'll check back in next week and see 202 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:23,560 Speaker 1: how many new ones there are. Um, okay, yeah, what else? 203 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:27,120 Speaker 1: I mean? I watched a lot this weekend, I feel, Okay, 204 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,760 Speaker 1: tell me, what are you watching? Okay? I don't know 205 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,280 Speaker 1: what I was on, but I feel like I was 206 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,280 Speaker 1: really playing catch up because I watched poker Face, this 207 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:38,440 Speaker 1: Rihon Johnson show on People, the one with Natasha Leone, Yes, 208 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:43,160 Speaker 1: Natasha Leone, among others, so much fun. I would really 209 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,840 Speaker 1: be curious to know if you like it just because 210 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,520 Speaker 1: you're a Knives outstand but not a glass onion stand. 211 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,880 Speaker 1: And so we have like two different versions of Rion's work. 212 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,560 Speaker 1: I'm not a Knives outstand. I enjoyed the movie, but 213 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,320 Speaker 1: really I thought you were a true stand. I know, 214 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 1: I really like not stop tweeting about it when it 215 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,839 Speaker 1: can amount, But maybe I did not. I don't think 216 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,439 Speaker 1: I tweeted about it that much. It was like a 217 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,280 Speaker 1: very popular movie that I enjoyed seeing, and that was 218 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:11,079 Speaker 1: kind of it. There is a difference between liking something 219 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,200 Speaker 1: and being a stand. Yes, no, you're still right, that's 220 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:17,319 Speaker 1: and and standing. To say you're a stand is slanderous. 221 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:20,840 Speaker 1: It's it's a misnomer and saying that and I am 222 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,880 Speaker 1: an offended place. Um. Yeah, I'm interested in watching it 223 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 1: because from what I've heard is that the episodes are 224 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:30,960 Speaker 1: very episodic and and you can kind of like pick 225 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,760 Speaker 1: and choose the ones you watch. But what like, give 226 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,960 Speaker 1: me your like top view, sell me on it, pitched 227 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,320 Speaker 1: me the show. Yeah, So I mean I am a 228 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:44,000 Speaker 1: Natasha Stan, and I will say a crystal clear Stan. 229 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:47,440 Speaker 1: I adore her even if I stand, even though I 230 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,520 Speaker 1: don't even like Russian doll that much, but like, I 231 00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:54,480 Speaker 1: just love her. Um. The show follows her a casino worker, um, 232 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:59,800 Speaker 1: getting like graveled up in getting rolled up in some controversy. Um. 233 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,400 Speaker 1: I guess with the people that owned the casino after 234 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:06,040 Speaker 1: they discover that she has this kind of um superhuman 235 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 1: ability to tell if people are bluffing or not, to 236 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,959 Speaker 1: tell if people are are lying or not. And is 237 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:16,200 Speaker 1: it a superpower. It's not. It's not a literal superpower. 238 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:21,280 Speaker 1: She's just kind of like a human detector. Yes, it's 239 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:25,320 Speaker 1: her um Sherlock holmes Ian quality, like right, like every 240 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:29,320 Speaker 1: every SUPERI every Yes, it's kind of like every detective 241 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,400 Speaker 1: has a thing. Remember Cam Jansen, she had a photographic memory. 242 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:36,680 Speaker 1: She said, click, you know, Natasha Leo, like you don't 243 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:43,840 Speaker 1: remember that Cam Jansen mystery novels? Oh yes, Phoebe's entering 244 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,360 Speaker 1: the chat. Than this is kind of lesbian. I feel 245 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,560 Speaker 1: like this is kind of like lesbian canon. Is Cam 246 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,320 Speaker 1: Johnson okay? The Secret World of Alex Mack where she 247 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,440 Speaker 1: turned into a puddle? No, it was kind of like 248 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:58,000 Speaker 1: Encyclopedia Brown for people that couldn't afford a Encyclopedia Brown maybe, 249 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,120 Speaker 1: or like Junia b Jones in but like still some 250 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:04,080 Speaker 1: like mystery component. Um So, anyways, she gets reveled up 251 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:08,240 Speaker 1: in some controversy and it goes on the run for 252 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,480 Speaker 1: reasons I won't spoil. And while she's on the run, 253 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:15,440 Speaker 1: she keeps bumping into like a random miss murder mysteries 254 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:19,600 Speaker 1: across the country, and um, it's very absurdest Okay, like 255 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:23,359 Speaker 1: the fact that she keeps like stumbling upon these murders 256 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:27,040 Speaker 1: is totally silly. But when you give your way get 257 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:30,120 Speaker 1: when you give yourself to the kind of reality that 258 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,600 Speaker 1: they're in, we're in. She just is constantly stumbling upon 259 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,520 Speaker 1: these murders that she wants to solve. Um. I personally 260 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 1: love it, and I think that the acting is fun. 261 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,640 Speaker 1: I think the writing is totally slapstick. I think the 262 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 1: jokes are really good and it's not um, each episode 263 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,040 Speaker 1: isn't really a who done it? It's more of a 264 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,240 Speaker 1: ye done it? Because again very Rihan Johnson, right, they 265 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,080 Speaker 1: tell you who did it at the kind of in 266 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:57,040 Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes into each episode and from there Natasha 267 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,840 Speaker 1: walks in. It's a very interesting and I think original 268 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,600 Speaker 1: to tackle mysteries. So when you do watch it, because 269 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,680 Speaker 1: I think you will. Yeah, I'm I'm definitely interested in 270 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:09,560 Speaker 1: checking it out. Um once. I'm currently in the midst 271 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:16,360 Speaker 1: of my annual my Now annual Girls rewatch Alison Williams. Well, 272 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:20,960 Speaker 1: after that, i think I'm gonna try watching Succession because 273 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,480 Speaker 1: I've never watched it and I know it's coming back, 274 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,960 Speaker 1: and um, I'm gonna I'm gonna give it the old 275 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:31,880 Speaker 1: college try because I keep getting served TikTok's about it 276 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,920 Speaker 1: and about the gays that everyone ships together or like 277 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:57,360 Speaker 1: not gays whatever, they are all kind of gay. Speaking 278 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:01,040 Speaker 1: of TV shows that I watch and you don't on 279 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,840 Speaker 1: the flip side, Um, so, I watched this Now series 280 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:08,160 Speaker 1: finale of gossip Girl last week and I just wanted 281 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,960 Speaker 1: to do you care if I like spoil how it 282 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:15,240 Speaker 1: ended because you still watching? Right? No? No, no spoilers. 283 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:19,320 Speaker 1: I'm just curious, like, did the show and you don't 284 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:22,280 Speaker 1: want spoilers? No idea? No? No, sorry, sorry, sorry, I 285 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:25,600 Speaker 1: don't care about spoilers. I'm just mostly curious about was 286 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,840 Speaker 1: the show aware that it was getting canceled or was 287 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,320 Speaker 1: it a total clip? Yeah? So, um Joshua Saffron, who 288 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,560 Speaker 1: was the show runner, who was a writer on the 289 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:38,959 Speaker 1: original series, has said that he they originally intended for 290 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,240 Speaker 1: the episode to be like an hour and twenty minutes, 291 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,680 Speaker 1: and the last twenty minutes of it, which I'll take 292 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,159 Speaker 1: place in Rome, really set up a lot of things 293 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:50,840 Speaker 1: for the following season and introduced a new character, and 294 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,280 Speaker 1: once he kind of saw the writing on the wall, 295 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,240 Speaker 1: he went in and edited all that stuff out so 296 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,800 Speaker 1: that it was more of a closed loop at the end. 297 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:03,399 Speaker 1: So there character still is introduced, and you see a 298 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:07,840 Speaker 1: couple of things that we're probably parts of that story, 299 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,720 Speaker 1: but for the most part, there's on a ton of 300 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:14,280 Speaker 1: actual cliffhangers. There are definitely things that aren't resolved. But 301 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:18,439 Speaker 1: the big resolution is that Tavvy comes out as gossip 302 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,920 Speaker 1: Girl because Um the kids all decide that they want 303 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:25,199 Speaker 1: to take down gossip Girl, and they think that the 304 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,359 Speaker 1: way to do that is by trying to like steal 305 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:31,520 Speaker 1: her thunder So at the met Gala um Zoya, who's 306 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:35,959 Speaker 1: the young character, she wears a dress that says I 307 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Speaker 1: am gossip Girl, and then they leak a story that 308 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,840 Speaker 1: Ryan Murphy is trying to buy the rights to for 309 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 1: a gossip Girl TV show about Shanda Rhymes or something, 310 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,879 Speaker 1: and tavvy Um is like, uh, they're not taking my 311 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,720 Speaker 1: TV deal and shows up at Monetta tavern Um where 312 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,800 Speaker 1: I coincidentally had dinner with Hunter Harris who writes on 313 00:18:56,800 --> 00:19:01,240 Speaker 1: the show last weekend, and Tavvy shows up and it's 314 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,440 Speaker 1: like there's like, um, Mr Murphy, it's to me, I'm 315 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:08,679 Speaker 1: Gossip Girl. Um wait is Ryan Murphy in it? No, 316 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:13,119 Speaker 1: because because then everyone, like all of the teens are like, 317 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,080 Speaker 1: oh my god, it was you because it was a setup. 318 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:20,200 Speaker 1: And the cops come slap some handcuffs on her clink clink, bitch, 319 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,679 Speaker 1: you're going to prison because she has all of this 320 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,560 Speaker 1: like kind of teeny porn on her phone because she 321 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:30,200 Speaker 1: was like cyberbullying kids and like like sexually harassed, cyber harassing, 322 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:35,760 Speaker 1: cyber sexual passing children. So so what Joshua Safron has 323 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,679 Speaker 1: said in some interviews is that they they kind of 324 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:42,520 Speaker 1: always knew that the teachers would not be Gossip Girl 325 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:47,320 Speaker 1: anymore post season two. Um, so they still would have 326 00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:49,480 Speaker 1: been part of the show going forward, but in in 327 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:53,800 Speaker 1: like kind of diminished capacity. And there's a post credit 328 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:57,600 Speaker 1: scene at the end of the finale in which one 329 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:01,159 Speaker 1: of the teens, dad who like runs a media company, 330 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:04,240 Speaker 1: approaches one of the teachers about turning Gossip Girl into 331 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:07,440 Speaker 1: an app So that is probably what would have happened 332 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:12,080 Speaker 1: in the third season. Um, and you know it was. 333 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,040 Speaker 1: I'm sad it's it's gone. I really liked the reboot, 334 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:20,679 Speaker 1: even though it was definitely flawed. Um And I think 335 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,919 Speaker 1: what they were setting up was really interesting. I liked 336 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,040 Speaker 1: some of the actors. UM. I thought that the guy 337 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:33,400 Speaker 1: who played the slutty pan sexual Max was like really good. 338 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:37,280 Speaker 1: He had a very emotional moment in the finale. I 339 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:42,640 Speaker 1: really appreciated that. In the back half of this second season, 340 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:47,680 Speaker 1: they started giving um Luna, who is played by Zion 341 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:52,720 Speaker 1: whose name I can't remember, the transactress. They actually gave 342 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:56,280 Speaker 1: her a storyline. She was great. She had like a 343 00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:59,840 Speaker 1: whole like thing with her mother being like, um faking 344 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,119 Speaker 1: being Latin X. It was very like Hilaria Baldwin vibes. 345 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,719 Speaker 1: So you know, rip Gossip Girl. Um, you will be 346 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:15,800 Speaker 1: missed by like twenty people probably, and um, it's definitely 347 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,359 Speaker 1: you know, they're still like hold like kind of holding 348 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,240 Speaker 1: out hope that the show might be saved, but even 349 00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:24,040 Speaker 1: Joshua Saffern has said it's the show is too expensive 350 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:29,040 Speaker 1: to exist. Anywhere else. Oh, it's expensive. It's like it's 351 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:33,960 Speaker 1: the fashion, Like it's expensive in terms of production, the 352 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:39,080 Speaker 1: way it looks, the clothes, everything. And he's just said 353 00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:43,120 Speaker 1: if they had to cut the budget, it just wouldn't 354 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,680 Speaker 1: be the same show. And he doesn't want to make 355 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:49,520 Speaker 1: a cheaper version of it. Damn. I honestly, I felt 356 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,119 Speaker 1: like the reboot was totally earned, like I was ready 357 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,199 Speaker 1: for it. It just like it wasn't. I don't think 358 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,000 Speaker 1: it was for me. But r I P. I'm so 359 00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:00,400 Speaker 1: sorry for your loss. Another one, another one. I'm gonna 360 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,240 Speaker 1: be fine. I'll be okay. Now I have to pivot 361 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,440 Speaker 1: to shows that like won't get canceled. Oh, so you're 362 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:10,919 Speaker 1: gonna you're finally gonna watch a Fleishman in Trouble or whatever? No, 363 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:15,000 Speaker 1: are you watching Fleishman in Trouble? I watched the first 364 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,639 Speaker 1: two and a half episodes of Fleishman in Trouble because 365 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,720 Speaker 1: so many people told me to watch By so many people? 366 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,520 Speaker 1: Do you mean Justin told you to watch it? Because 367 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,640 Speaker 1: Join and I have talked about it, and I did 368 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,720 Speaker 1: not understand why he was watching it. I told him 369 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,640 Speaker 1: it looks like the most heterosexual thing possible, and that 370 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,920 Speaker 1: I feel like it's the kind of show that gay 371 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,200 Speaker 1: people like when they turn on their TV screens all 372 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:41,000 Speaker 1: that they see a static Yeah, like yeah, gay people 373 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:44,159 Speaker 1: like actually physically cannot see it. That's kind of how 374 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,600 Speaker 1: I felt. I'm I guess it's a mini series that's 375 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,959 Speaker 1: maybe based on a book question Mark. It kind of 376 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,560 Speaker 1: feels like it's in the normal people genre of TV, 377 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,639 Speaker 1: or like maybe um Elena Ferranti novel genre like Elena 378 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:02,119 Speaker 1: Ferrante like adaptations, where it's like beautiful, slow stories about 379 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:06,880 Speaker 1: human heterosexual relationships, and like you know, and I, um, 380 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,040 Speaker 1: I just I felt I feel duped because like in 381 00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,919 Speaker 1: the key r of the show, like Claire Danes and 382 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:16,159 Speaker 1: Lizzie Kaplan are the only characters shown and present, And 383 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,080 Speaker 1: and then you click on the first episode and you're like, 384 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,760 Speaker 1: this is a story about how Jesse Eisenberg fucked his 385 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:26,520 Speaker 1: way across New York. And you're like, what, Yeah, that's 386 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:30,280 Speaker 1: literally Eisenberg doesn't fuck. Yes, that's what I'm saying. And 387 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,760 Speaker 1: I had to watch Jesse Eisenberg suck so many women 388 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,240 Speaker 1: in like like a few minutes, and I was like, 389 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,840 Speaker 1: where is Lizzie? Where is Claire? Yes, I I just 390 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,800 Speaker 1: I didn't understand. And the writing, Okay, I will, I 391 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,719 Speaker 1: will admit the writing is like really great, Like, but 392 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,479 Speaker 1: I it's just about subject matter that does not concern me, right, 393 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:53,480 Speaker 1: Like I don't watch things about men on principle most 394 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,119 Speaker 1: of the time, you know. And I felt like I 395 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,879 Speaker 1: came out of this being like why did I who 396 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,879 Speaker 1: told me that this was gonna be a good show? 397 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,919 Speaker 1: It was Justin? Because Justin has tested me several times 398 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,639 Speaker 1: after that initial conversation to tell me that he was 399 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:13,919 Speaker 1: still watching In Trouble. Oh my god, I don't. I 400 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,879 Speaker 1: don't get it. I I really don't, and I am 401 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,479 Speaker 1: I want I want these hours of my life back. Um, 402 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:24,160 Speaker 1: But so virgins don't watch Fleishman's In Trouble. I couldn't 403 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,040 Speaker 1: even bring it. I couldn't even bring myself to like 404 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,600 Speaker 1: hate watch it at that point because like it was 405 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,040 Speaker 1: like actually kind of good TV. It was just like 406 00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:34,000 Speaker 1: subject matter that I hated and didn't want to watch. 407 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,080 Speaker 1: And okay, well this this is interesting. Do you often 408 00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:43,000 Speaker 1: hate watch things? Oh all the time, baby, all the time. 409 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:48,000 Speaker 1: I I constantly if everyone's talking about it, I need 410 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:55,320 Speaker 1: to watch it, right, Like that's why we are different. Women. Look, Yeah, 411 00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:58,680 Speaker 1: it's true. Okay, wait, this is actually very prevalent because 412 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,320 Speaker 1: I watched Real House Friends of West Hollywood or whatever, 413 00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:07,600 Speaker 1: the real gay the Real Gay Friends of West Hollywood. Um, 414 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,439 Speaker 1: and so I was thinking a lot that this has 415 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:13,720 Speaker 1: proved that that nymphle Wars is right about literally everything, 416 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:18,040 Speaker 1: and they everything in the culture. They are oracles of culture. Um. Okay, wait, 417 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,919 Speaker 1: I have some thoughts about the wee host stuff, but 418 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,760 Speaker 1: like real quick, like, what's what is your philosophy on 419 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,880 Speaker 1: hate watching slash? You're saying you don't really do it? Yeah, 420 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,119 Speaker 1: I'm I don't watch things that I don't enjoy, and 421 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,840 Speaker 1: I don't understand why anyone would, well, because I think 422 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:38,680 Speaker 1: criticizing things is fun, and I think I personally find 423 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:43,760 Speaker 1: a lot of like I I feel satiated by watching 424 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,560 Speaker 1: something that other people like and then identifying why it's 425 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:51,520 Speaker 1: not good. I could that I could not could not 426 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:56,520 Speaker 1: be me and not be me. I understand, I understand, 427 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,639 Speaker 1: and but that that I will also stipulate is like 428 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,720 Speaker 1: a be true of like gay ship right, like gay 429 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,960 Speaker 1: and transship like ship that like is trying to be 430 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,439 Speaker 1: representative quote unquote of our community, which is like a 431 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,320 Speaker 1: fallacy and like nobody should represent anyone like that if 432 00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:17,840 Speaker 1: we've like learned anything at this point so far. Like 433 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,240 Speaker 1: the show Real house I don't even know what it's 434 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:25,320 Speaker 1: sucking called because it's the Real Friends of we Ho, 435 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,679 Speaker 1: it's such a it's such a word salad, like it 436 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:33,880 Speaker 1: needs another syllable in order to mirror Real Housewives of Mamma, 437 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,800 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like, it's it's just not 438 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,320 Speaker 1: it's difficult, nobody can remember what it's called. Um, but 439 00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:43,480 Speaker 1: it's also just obviously really bad. It's the thing is, 440 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:49,040 Speaker 1: it's not even that it's terrible. It is just boring, 441 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,600 Speaker 1: which is the worst thing it could possibly be. Because 442 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,879 Speaker 1: I did, I did try. We'll not try. But I 443 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,600 Speaker 1: had friends come over last week to watch drag Race, 444 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,760 Speaker 1: and like, of course we started watching it when it 445 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,399 Speaker 1: came on afterwards, of course, and it wasn't even that 446 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,600 Speaker 1: we were like boo throwing tomatoes at the screen. We 447 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,679 Speaker 1: just mind numbing it was. It was just boring and 448 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,959 Speaker 1: we started talking and eventually, like without even realizing it, 449 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,919 Speaker 1: turned it off. The same thing. Um, I was at 450 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,840 Speaker 1: Ryan's this past weekend. It came on after drag Race, 451 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,880 Speaker 1: and he was like, on the phone or something, and 452 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,480 Speaker 1: so I watched the first couple of minutes of it 453 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,200 Speaker 1: and just zoned out and was on my phone because 454 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,719 Speaker 1: it's boring. I agree, and I do think that boring 455 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,520 Speaker 1: is the thing we should be saying because to your point, Rose, 456 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,120 Speaker 1: and this is kind of why I want to talk 457 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,879 Speaker 1: about like hate watching. It's like we're actually giving this 458 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,920 Speaker 1: way too much energy, right, like something like the real 459 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:47,480 Speaker 1: whatevers of West Hollywood is like not even worth the 460 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,560 Speaker 1: hate watch, And like, yeah, I'm similar to you. After 461 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,200 Speaker 1: Drag Race, I watched it with a bunch of friends. 462 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,800 Speaker 1: We were like, let's watch and make fun of it. 463 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,080 Speaker 1: And while we were watching it, and I was giggling 464 00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,080 Speaker 1: actually because it is incredibly stupid. But like while we 465 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,960 Speaker 1: were watching, I was like, my god, I wonder how 466 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,800 Speaker 1: many people are hate watching it right now, because no 467 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,960 Speaker 1: one in this room is enjoying the show. And is 468 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,200 Speaker 1: it Like I was like, is it going to get 469 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:12,600 Speaker 1: great ratings because it's so it's such a hate watch 470 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,960 Speaker 1: and it's not because it actually is just boring. But 471 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:18,639 Speaker 1: like I think, just to the effect of what you're saying, 472 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:25,560 Speaker 1: like this like bizarre kind of like weird hyper attention 473 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,200 Speaker 1: to the show and like what it means for the culture, 474 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,480 Speaker 1: and like all the memes it's generating, and all this 475 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,360 Speaker 1: stuff just like is really smelly, Like it doesn't mean 476 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:38,160 Speaker 1: anything to the culture. It's so it's so like bland 477 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,320 Speaker 1: and inoffensive and just it's like a nothing burgers. It's 478 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:45,360 Speaker 1: a nothing burger. It's it's not interesting. And I feel 479 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,520 Speaker 1: like that all the things that people are placing on 480 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,880 Speaker 1: top of it, all the critique, right this Vulture article, 481 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,800 Speaker 1: which like people were sharing on Twitter, like it's actually 482 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,720 Speaker 1: just like the show isn't even that bad. It's really 483 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,640 Speaker 1: actually just like what I'm smelling is just internalized homophobia, 484 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,640 Speaker 1: which is nothing new, but like we shouldn't be saying, 485 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,480 Speaker 1: you know, uh, these people are horrible and not even 486 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,960 Speaker 1: fucking famous and they're not even real friends and they're 487 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,280 Speaker 1: bad representation or whatever. It's like you could Real Housewives. Yes, 488 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,720 Speaker 1: that's what I was gonna say. We don't need any 489 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,520 Speaker 1: of that from the Real Housewives, like, but just need 490 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,720 Speaker 1: them to be interesting and exciting and fun to watch exactly. 491 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:26,120 Speaker 1: The Real Housewives are funny, magnanimous, irreplicable, Like well, Good 492 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:31,920 Speaker 1: Housewives is funny, magnanimous, irreplicable, messy, controversial and like none 493 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,280 Speaker 1: of these men are any of them? Well, I think no, 494 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,800 Speaker 1: Brad Driski is great. Tadrick Hall is like no gen 495 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,840 Speaker 1: Shaw level of unwatchable, Like I mean, you don't watch 496 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,880 Speaker 1: salt Lake. But like Tadrick is the reason why this 497 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:49,280 Speaker 1: show is like brows in itself right, and bros Is 498 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:53,480 Speaker 1: now a verb thanks to Billy Eichner, because like, what 499 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:57,760 Speaker 1: the argument to any degree when we say, like queer 500 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,600 Speaker 1: people need to support this and if you don't support this, 501 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,000 Speaker 1: then you don't support for media, It's just like such 502 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:07,880 Speaker 1: it anti intellectual. Take that as like Ti Mitchell pointed 503 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:11,160 Speaker 1: out on this podcast and tweeted about later, like so 504 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,920 Speaker 1: many queer representation quote unquote arguments are really just this 505 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,080 Speaker 1: thinly veiled way to say, like I'm not personally famous, 506 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,440 Speaker 1: but I should be, you know what I mean? Like 507 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,840 Speaker 1: that is actually like what we were watching Tadrick do 508 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:28,040 Speaker 1: online when he was writing all these like handwritten letters 509 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:33,320 Speaker 1: which were certainly handwritten by unpaid interns because there's like 510 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,640 Speaker 1: five different fonts on them. Yeah, it's kind of wild 511 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,520 Speaker 1: that like his that Tadrick's handwriting is like I think 512 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,760 Speaker 1: it is his handwriting because like it's he still has 513 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,600 Speaker 1: the handwriting of like a high school senior. Like it's 514 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:50,560 Speaker 1: like it's like bubble letters, like bubbles were like that, 515 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:54,240 Speaker 1: like you know the f the like swords that used 516 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:57,520 Speaker 1: to draw in your notebooks from the middle school. Hearts 517 00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,240 Speaker 1: on the eyes like curls empty font like I've aid 518 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:04,640 Speaker 1: every dancer I've promised payment to curls mt. Fine, Well, 519 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:10,640 Speaker 1: all that means that he did people or he let 520 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,000 Speaker 1: them think they were going to get paid, and then 521 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:17,680 Speaker 1: it turned out that he had never intended to. Yeah, anyways, Um, 522 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,920 Speaker 1: it's all of this is coming back to say in 523 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,520 Speaker 1: the breath of what I felt was worth hate watching. 524 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,720 Speaker 1: And what I want to say about this show is 525 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:30,200 Speaker 1: that we don't need to like patently reject it because 526 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,160 Speaker 1: it's like bad gay representation. We can patently reject it 527 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:38,760 Speaker 1: because it's category bad and boring and contrived and like, also, 528 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,840 Speaker 1: we just like want to watch women, Like let's just 529 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,640 Speaker 1: say that, like we like we want to watch women 530 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,440 Speaker 1: on TV. Like gay men don't want to watch each 531 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,560 Speaker 1: other on TV. And I think it's because you know, 532 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,640 Speaker 1: a lot of them hate themselves and that's like fine, 533 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,840 Speaker 1: but they should work that out, like without having to 534 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,200 Speaker 1: write a Vulture article. You know what I mean. Yeah, 535 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,880 Speaker 1: the idea of reading a Vulture art cool about real 536 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:05,280 Speaker 1: friends of who just gives me hives. It literally reminded 537 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,000 Speaker 1: me of when the Fire Island TV show came out 538 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,880 Speaker 1: and that one faggot for like huff Post Gay Voices 539 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:14,719 Speaker 1: r I p Um wrote something that was like that 540 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,360 Speaker 1: wrote something that was about like Fire Island is like 541 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:22,720 Speaker 1: representative of gay America's moral decline, and I was like, girl, 542 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:27,760 Speaker 1: I'm sorry to a dick, yes like suck nick Offerman, 543 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:33,560 Speaker 1: smelly post apocalyptic dick. And I'm sorry to make this 544 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,360 Speaker 1: joke again, but I have to say again that if 545 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,120 Speaker 1: you are a queer person who's saying that we as 546 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,120 Speaker 1: queer people need to writ large like support all queer media, 547 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,400 Speaker 1: then you have so many Adam Lambert albums to listen to, 548 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,320 Speaker 1: like I'm sorry, Like you have a back catalog of 549 00:32:50,760 --> 00:33:12,440 Speaker 1: you know, Randy Rainbow YouTube videos. But that one thing 550 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:16,920 Speaker 1: I would never hate watch is anything starring Sarah Michelle 551 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,280 Speaker 1: Gellar because I love her and she's never made a 552 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,920 Speaker 1: bad film or TV show in her life. I love 553 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,360 Speaker 1: the way you choked on that. Well, that's because she's 554 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:30,160 Speaker 1: never made up that that's because I'm trying to swallow 555 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,440 Speaker 1: this dried this dried mango I'm eating, I'm sure. But 556 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:38,520 Speaker 1: today we will be discussing one of her greatest contributions 557 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:44,520 Speaker 1: to culture, um Cruel Intentions, which I have watched recently. 558 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,320 Speaker 1: So true, True to the True, to the virgins here 559 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:52,720 Speaker 1: to represent. So the first time I ever saw Cruel Intentions, 560 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:59,320 Speaker 1: I rented it from Blockbuster and watched it with my dad, 561 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:05,320 Speaker 1: and I was it was came out, so it would 562 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:10,600 Speaker 1: have been like on home video in two thousand maybe, 563 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:15,720 Speaker 1: so I was twelve, and the last thing I wanted 564 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,759 Speaker 1: to be doing while watching this movie was sitting next 565 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:21,520 Speaker 1: to my dad. It's a very strange movie to watch 566 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:25,239 Speaker 1: with your parents, especially parent to you like, I have 567 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,759 Speaker 1: nothing in common within I could never don't know how 568 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,040 Speaker 1: to talk to. But your parents were not the like 569 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,160 Speaker 1: throw their hands in front of your eyes kind of parents. Well, 570 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,880 Speaker 1: my mom did used to tell me to cover my 571 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:40,160 Speaker 1: eyes during the sex scenes and then you wouldn't insects 572 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,440 Speaker 1: in the city and I would cover them and then 573 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:47,920 Speaker 1: kind of thing through. Yeah, yeah, my parents, yes, truly, 574 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,120 Speaker 1: anytime we would want what's like a movie, they made 575 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:53,400 Speaker 1: me close my eyes honestly, any any Mission Impossible movie. 576 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,480 Speaker 1: I have a visceral memory of the violence. You know, 577 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,680 Speaker 1: the sex scenes. There's always a sex scene in every 578 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,640 Speaker 1: Mission Impossible movie. And my parents I should be like no, 579 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,200 Speaker 1: and I'd be like, I want to see Tom cruises dick, 580 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:08,640 Speaker 1: So I want to suck Tom Cruise's dick. He looks 581 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:13,000 Speaker 1: the same, he's he's a vampire, like an ageless vampire. No, 582 00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:16,880 Speaker 1: but he has recently he looks like he's aged a 583 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,160 Speaker 1: little bit. But it's been good for him. Yeah, it's 584 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:25,000 Speaker 1: been hot. I I want you know seasoned men. Also 585 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,160 Speaker 1: loved him when he was a twink, and I loved 586 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,560 Speaker 1: him when he had bad teeth before he got those 587 00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:35,680 Speaker 1: you told me before he got those top and Bottom veneers, Mama, Okay, 588 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,600 Speaker 1: I I loved him bad teeth. But like I honestly 589 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,040 Speaker 1: had not thought because I famously did not see top 590 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,520 Speaker 1: Gun and I have not seen Tom Cruise in any 591 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,960 Speaker 1: recent movie. But I also I was able to clue 592 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,480 Speaker 1: into the fact that Tom Cruise is hot now after 593 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:55,759 Speaker 1: he did the Bloody Mary Dance. Child, he did, you 594 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,520 Speaker 1: should watch it. He did the Bloody Mary Dance. He 595 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:03,080 Speaker 1: loves Gaga. After after loves Gaga and he did it 596 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,880 Speaker 1: to support her at like and did it like outside 597 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,719 Speaker 1: his mansion or whatever, and he's he looks hot. Like 598 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,880 Speaker 1: what if they walk the red carpet together at the Oscars? 599 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,319 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know that, you know that I 600 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,759 Speaker 1: want them to be together. I think that would be 601 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,600 Speaker 1: an award. I bet that would That would be the 602 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:24,520 Speaker 1: ultimate celebrity couple. To me, Tom Cruise of a person 603 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,839 Speaker 1: who like it's not even about if he's gay or not. 604 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,200 Speaker 1: It's just he's such a freak. His sexuality doesn't matter 605 00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:35,600 Speaker 1: him being in a couple with Lady Gaga also a 606 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:39,759 Speaker 1: freak in in just like an opposite but parallel way. 607 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,960 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, I want that so badly. 608 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,319 Speaker 1: It is an opposite of a parallel way. And they 609 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:51,719 Speaker 1: both are highly susceptible to cults. They're they're both um, 610 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,239 Speaker 1: they're both really good at the performance of celebrity right, 611 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,319 Speaker 1: like they both understand what being a celebrity is and 612 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,440 Speaker 1: like how to live and breathe at And I also 613 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:06,520 Speaker 1: think that Gaga has this like truly like biological like 614 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,800 Speaker 1: biological like impulse to like fall in love with every 615 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:14,759 Speaker 1: co star she's ever as so so like so like 616 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,360 Speaker 1: because she's like Standislavski or whatever, she just like can't 617 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,320 Speaker 1: help but like fall in love with like Bradley Cooper 618 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,200 Speaker 1: and then like Tom Cruise, even though Tom Cruise is 619 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,520 Speaker 1: not a co star, but like, you know, structurally, but 620 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,880 Speaker 1: if she had the closest thing she had, if Tom 621 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,799 Speaker 1: Cruise had been the star the co star of a 622 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,279 Speaker 1: star is born, they would they would be in a relationship, 623 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,680 Speaker 1: There's no question of mine. I mean her and Bradley 624 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,919 Speaker 1: Cooper would be in a relationship if Bradley Cooper wasn't 625 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:46,440 Speaker 1: gay but allegedly allegedly, allegedly alleged allegedly. Um yeah, but 626 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,640 Speaker 1: I can't wait for her to fall in love with 627 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:51,520 Speaker 1: Joaquim Phoenix. I mean it's probably already happened. It's happening 628 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,719 Speaker 1: right now. It's happening literally. I mean, she's not doing 629 00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,320 Speaker 1: any press right now because she's so immersed in that movie. 630 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,799 Speaker 1: Is going to absolutely destroy me. Oh my god, I'm 631 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,120 Speaker 1: of coffee. Look at all my had such a beautiful 632 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,719 Speaker 1: lip color on, and now it's like now it's on 633 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,799 Speaker 1: your now it's all on my coffee. That's why you 634 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,359 Speaker 1: got to use a straw, babe, I gotta use a straw. Yeah, 635 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,319 Speaker 1: better for your teeth too. UM well, I forgot that 636 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,680 Speaker 1: we're here to talk about cruel intentions. We are here 637 00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:20,200 Speaker 1: to talk about cruel intentions. UM the UM teen psycho 638 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:26,520 Speaker 1: sexual thriller, which is not um, a phrase you hear often. UM. 639 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:33,440 Speaker 1: It is a reimagining of uh Pierre code Leo still 640 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:40,200 Speaker 1: Laclos's seventeen eighty two novel Les Liaison's Don Jerroses or 641 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:44,160 Speaker 1: Dangerous Liaisons as it has also been known, But it 642 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:48,680 Speaker 1: takes that story and updates it to the elite teen 643 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,880 Speaker 1: prep school scene in New York City in the late nineties, 644 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,800 Speaker 1: sort of like an early gossip Girl. And I'm sure 645 00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:00,279 Speaker 1: it had a lot of influence on gossip Girl, which 646 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:04,880 Speaker 1: we were talking about earlier. UM It's stars Um Sarah 647 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:11,799 Speaker 1: Michelle Gellar as UM, Catherine who Katherine Murty who is 648 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,040 Speaker 1: you know the Queen be the Blair Waldorf if you 649 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,680 Speaker 1: will of her you know, elite um prep scene, and 650 00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:23,720 Speaker 1: then her stepbrother, Sebastian Valmont played by Ryan Philippe. They 651 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,400 Speaker 1: have this sort of game they play where they seduce 652 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,600 Speaker 1: people and destroy them for their own ships and giggles. 653 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,720 Speaker 1: They also Ryan PHILIPPI really wants to fuck Sarah Michelle Geller, 654 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:41,160 Speaker 1: his stepsister, and she issues him this challenge that if 655 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:46,839 Speaker 1: he fux this um new girl played by Reese Witherspoon 656 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:51,799 Speaker 1: um and destroys her, that if if he can get 657 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,440 Speaker 1: her to fall in love with him, because you know 658 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,520 Speaker 1: she would never fall for a bad boy, um, that 659 00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:01,560 Speaker 1: SMG will finally fuck him in. That's sort of pseudo 660 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:06,080 Speaker 1: incest scenario. And as she tells him, you can put 661 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:10,040 Speaker 1: it anywhere, which I guess me, and he wants to 662 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,719 Speaker 1: suck her in the ass. Sarah, I don't know if 663 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,919 Speaker 1: everyone came in with the intention to like make this 664 00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:20,560 Speaker 1: actually like funny, but like Sarah Michelle Geller makes this 665 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:26,000 Speaker 1: movie so funny, so being yes, it is also still 666 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:31,360 Speaker 1: sexy dangerous, like you know, gripping. I feel, Um, I 667 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,040 Speaker 1: don't know if this is like I'm trying to think 668 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,960 Speaker 1: about the source material s Stangroue or whatever, and I 669 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:43,799 Speaker 1: the virgins. Maybe you said that the virgin sound like 670 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:52,080 Speaker 1: the shot from from the Little Mermaid. Oh my god, wait, 671 00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,840 Speaker 1: I can't wait for the live action version of that character. 672 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:58,640 Speaker 1: Who's going to play that? Friends? They probably cut it? No, 673 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,360 Speaker 1: Timmy Timoth a Shaley would have even that, oh my god, 674 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:07,320 Speaker 1: I would have spoken French, oh my god. But then anyways, okay, 675 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:11,080 Speaker 1: side track, side track, Um, I think that dangerous. This 676 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:17,360 Speaker 1: lion Standrew is like spoofed in Arrest Development, where they're 677 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:22,040 Speaker 1: like Michael, Sarah's character watches a movie called The Lick Cousin, 678 00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:25,160 Speaker 1: the Cousins DANGERU or these like cousins fuck or whatever, 679 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,279 Speaker 1: and it gives it plants the seed of an idea 680 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,040 Speaker 1: where he's like wants to funck his like step step 681 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,160 Speaker 1: cousin or whatever. Um, are they I can't remember? Are 682 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:37,080 Speaker 1: they cousins, cousins in cruel intentions? Are they step cousins? No? No, 683 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:41,960 Speaker 1: they're stepbrother and step sister, step brother and step sister, right, 684 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,399 Speaker 1: so they're not biologically related that they're not. No, it's 685 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:49,759 Speaker 1: totally It's totally fine. It's totally totally fine. It is camp. 686 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:54,040 Speaker 1: I mean some of Sarah's line deliveries in this, like 687 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,800 Speaker 1: I mean when she says you can put it anywhere, 688 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,719 Speaker 1: when she says, I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the 689 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,400 Speaker 1: Upper east Side and some times I want to kill myself. 690 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:06,280 Speaker 1: She has a she has a hollowed out cross necklace 691 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:10,520 Speaker 1: filled with cocaine that has a tidy spoon for her 692 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:15,200 Speaker 1: to do cocaine with this movie? Was I really wish 693 00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,360 Speaker 1: that I had had this movie as a part of, 694 00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:21,400 Speaker 1: you know, the small group of films that like opened 695 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,200 Speaker 1: up my secular awakening as we call it, along with 696 00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:28,360 Speaker 1: a Mulan rouge rent Um, if your mom, if you 697 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,280 Speaker 1: had watch this with your mom and she'd the cross 698 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,279 Speaker 1: that she would ross, she would you would have had 699 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:39,240 Speaker 1: to go through an exorcism. Yes, she would have expelled. Um. Yeah, 700 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,280 Speaker 1: you would have shoot. There would have been a demon 701 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,920 Speaker 1: inside you and she would have gotten it out. But 702 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,440 Speaker 1: I I know, truly I I would have been I 703 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,200 Speaker 1: would have I would have grown up so much faster. Um. 704 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,200 Speaker 1: But I say that honestly because I feel like, and 705 00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,560 Speaker 1: I don't even think I'm exaggerating when I say this, 706 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,560 Speaker 1: I do feel like Ryan Philippe is like ass was 707 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:03,080 Speaker 1: a pivotal moment in a lot of you know, people 708 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,759 Speaker 1: of Fagga experience. You know what I mean. Well, the 709 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:09,239 Speaker 1: combination of his ass while love fool by the Cardigans 710 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,839 Speaker 1: is playing Oh my God, I forgot that really, like 711 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:16,759 Speaker 1: was a gay awakening for so many people on so 712 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,960 Speaker 1: many levels. Wait, I forgot that love fool is playing? 713 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,600 Speaker 1: Are you serious? And it gets cut off very abruptly, 714 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:27,400 Speaker 1: this mute. This movie has a banging soundtrack, bittersweet symphony 715 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:31,919 Speaker 1: by the Verve. They put their whole pussy into that. 716 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,560 Speaker 1: Also the opening song Every Me and Every You, which 717 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:41,120 Speaker 1: is by Placebo. I believe Placebo, I don't know, I 718 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:45,000 Speaker 1: I honestly. Roger Cumbell, the guy that directed this, also 719 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:52,799 Speaker 1: did the sweetest thing. I love thee the best sort 720 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,600 Speaker 1: of like not like one of the best, like kind 721 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,960 Speaker 1: of um off the beaten track, like not early tooth 722 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,520 Speaker 1: thousands comedies that like it's kind of a if you know, 723 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:10,680 Speaker 1: you know, absurdist, totally stupid, like totally intentionally stupid. Also 724 00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:14,040 Speaker 1: starring Selma Blair, who in that movie is kind of 725 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:17,080 Speaker 1: the I'm not gonna say slut of the group. But 726 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,799 Speaker 1: there is a scene in which a guy's dick is 727 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:24,120 Speaker 1: literally stuck in her mouth right because of the piercing 728 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,560 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is such a funny scene. I mean, 729 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,120 Speaker 1: Cameron is also such a slot in that movie, and 730 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,279 Speaker 1: I think it's very liberating. Like she also she's a 731 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,480 Speaker 1: whole song about like how big the penises, how big. 732 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,399 Speaker 1: She how she loves big penises or whatever, and it's 733 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,359 Speaker 1: not even a musical, but then she like breaks out 734 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:44,359 Speaker 1: into song. It's kind of brilliant. It's a very strange movie. Um, 735 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,600 Speaker 1: but this was a strange time for movies, the late 736 00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:51,799 Speaker 1: nineties early two thousands, and Cruel Intentions is certainly a 737 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,920 Speaker 1: product of that. I mean, it also came at um 738 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,080 Speaker 1: an interesting time in Sarah Michelle Geller's career because she 739 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:03,720 Speaker 1: was and she would have been two years into doing Buffy, 740 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,279 Speaker 1: so this was one of her like sort of infrequent 741 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,840 Speaker 1: side projects. So at this time, um, Buffy was already 742 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:16,520 Speaker 1: like a huge hit. Like like now we think of 743 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,280 Speaker 1: Buffy is the show that has this like cult following, 744 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,360 Speaker 1: but at the time it was hugely successful. It was 745 00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:27,839 Speaker 1: Sarah Michelle Geller was everywhere, and I do think that 746 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:32,960 Speaker 1: a lot of this movie rides on her star power. 747 00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:37,680 Speaker 1: And Ryan Philippie and Reese Witherspoon, Honestly, at this time 748 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:43,160 Speaker 1: we're still relative unknowns um. They also this was the 749 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,840 Speaker 1: film that they met on and um, they later got married, 750 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,879 Speaker 1: so it did bring them together. Wow, I didn't know that. Okay, wait, 751 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:54,919 Speaker 1: so wait, Reese Witherspoon was unknown when this movie came out, 752 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,880 Speaker 1: I had not unknown, but she wasn't like super famous. 753 00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:02,440 Speaker 1: I think, I want to say Election also came out. 754 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,720 Speaker 1: I do feel like this was the year that Reese 755 00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:13,040 Speaker 1: broke and UM. Yeah, and I'm sure that um cruel intentions, 756 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:16,359 Speaker 1: what was what really brought her to the attention of 757 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:21,399 Speaker 1: young people. And then Legally Blonde came out in two 758 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,760 Speaker 1: thousand and one, so that is really what solidified her fame. 759 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,880 Speaker 1: UM and I think this was probably like the first 760 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:32,799 Speaker 1: building block of that got it okay, okay, And I 761 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,239 Speaker 1: am you know, and I'm not an SMG scholar, so 762 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:39,319 Speaker 1: I appreciate the context because she really is, to me, 763 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:44,520 Speaker 1: like the anchor of this movie. Like it's it is 764 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:48,279 Speaker 1: like an ensemble cast. Um that feels like in the 765 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:52,240 Speaker 1: kind of closer genre of like you know, psycho sexual 766 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:56,440 Speaker 1: thrillers and absolutely closer closer for teens. Yes, well teens 767 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,439 Speaker 1: that are played by twenty six year olds, right, like, 768 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:06,600 Speaker 1: but Sara Michelle Gellar, you know, she is like Buffy 769 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,920 Speaker 1: is such a you know, she's a strong female character. 770 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,959 Speaker 1: She's a heroine. She's a good girl, but she's also 771 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:17,719 Speaker 1: very sassy. But we hadn't really seen smg play a 772 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,120 Speaker 1: bad girl since well, she was on a soap opera 773 00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:21,920 Speaker 1: before she was on Buffy, and I'm sure she was 774 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,480 Speaker 1: like an evil twin or something, because you know that's 775 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,440 Speaker 1: how soap operas go. Um, so she got to, you know, 776 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:32,120 Speaker 1: dip her toe into playing the bad girl, and I 777 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,160 Speaker 1: think she fucking slays it. She played the bad girl 778 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:39,400 Speaker 1: every time, like she's so so fucking good on Buffy. 779 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,480 Speaker 1: She only got the chance to do that in There's 780 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,040 Speaker 1: there's a couple episodes and well there's one episode in 781 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:49,080 Speaker 1: season four where Buffy and Faith swap bodies. Faith is 782 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:53,240 Speaker 1: another vampire slayer who's who's evil and she and Buffy 783 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,399 Speaker 1: swap bodies. So Buffy gets to be a bad girl 784 00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:59,240 Speaker 1: for an episode. But um, you know, Catherine is really 785 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:04,040 Speaker 1: the the evilist Sarah has ever played, except she was 786 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,160 Speaker 1: in this TV show called The Ringer where she played 787 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:12,080 Speaker 1: identical twins and one of them was bad. Maybe okay, 788 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,560 Speaker 1: So sa Michelle Geller is on a press tour right 789 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:19,960 Speaker 1: now for this new Paramount show I believe called wolf Pack, 790 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:24,680 Speaker 1: which is a spinoff of Teen Wolf, and I saw 791 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,719 Speaker 1: an interview in which she said that she thinks that 792 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:32,319 Speaker 1: Katherine from Cruel Intentions grown Up would basically just be 793 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,680 Speaker 1: her character from Due Revenge. But I also think that 794 00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:41,480 Speaker 1: Catherine from Cruel Intentions grown Up would be would be 795 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:46,399 Speaker 1: um Sonja Morgan or like or just would would be 796 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:52,440 Speaker 1: a real housewife on a New York City housewife. I mean, honestly, 797 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,640 Speaker 1: you know who else should be a New York City housewife? 798 00:48:54,800 --> 00:49:01,560 Speaker 1: Is Christine Branski? Please? Maybe maybe lou Anne is Catherine 799 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:06,359 Speaker 1: grown up Luanna? I would love to see Lunn act. 800 00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:24,000 Speaker 1: She's probably so bad. You mentioned Christine Bransky. There's something 801 00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:28,239 Speaker 1: there as some iconic I don't like some people who 802 00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,040 Speaker 1: have like just a few scenes in this film. Christine 803 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:35,000 Speaker 1: Bransky is one of them. Also, tera Read in the 804 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:40,680 Speaker 1: opening scene, um because Sebastia, she's one of Sebastian's conquests 805 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:44,080 Speaker 1: and he's leaked all these nudes of her online in 806 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:47,160 Speaker 1: a sort of like revenge porn scenario, and tera Read 807 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,520 Speaker 1: has the iconic line, there's naked pictures of me on 808 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:55,680 Speaker 1: the internet, which relatable honestly, an oracle, she she was 809 00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:58,960 Speaker 1: predicting what would be common and evident like problem in 810 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,200 Speaker 1: the culture of nudes leaking online. And now you know, 811 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,440 Speaker 1: soon we're going to be electing people to office that 812 00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:09,000 Speaker 1: have leaked nudes. That's that's my dream, honestly. UM, do 813 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,480 Speaker 1: you okay, So when you first watched this movie was 814 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:15,360 Speaker 1: it do you remember just like latching onto it immediately? 815 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,480 Speaker 1: Because SMG? Did you was it a rewatch for you? 816 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,279 Speaker 1: Did you like watch it every day after school or 817 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,919 Speaker 1: I had the vhs then the DVD. I would watch 818 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,680 Speaker 1: them all the time. I would quote the movie all 819 00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:32,560 Speaker 1: the time. I wanted to be Sarah Michelle Geller in 820 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,279 Speaker 1: this movie. I knew immediately that I was not a 821 00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,440 Speaker 1: Reese Witherspoon. I was not a good girl. I was 822 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:40,640 Speaker 1: a bad girl. No, no, no. And Reese honestly cloy 823 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,759 Speaker 1: is cloying Lee sweet. She almost does what she does best, 824 00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:47,080 Speaker 1: which is like to be good to an exhaustive degree. 825 00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:51,040 Speaker 1: Like she is so pure that it's like annoying. Um. 826 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,080 Speaker 1: I was watching this movie with my friend. I was 827 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,919 Speaker 1: watching Cool Intentions with my friend for the first time, 828 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,200 Speaker 1: and we were marking on. There's this scene where Reese 829 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,360 Speaker 1: is like in a car with like that with I 830 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,839 Speaker 1: think Ryan Philippe, as they're like flipping and trying to yes, yes, yes, 831 00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:07,520 Speaker 1: and she like starts to make she like makes the 832 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:13,000 Speaker 1: demon face. She's so she's so bad at making a 833 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,520 Speaker 1: goofy face. Like I actually like, if I was a 834 00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,600 Speaker 1: director and I was watching, I was like, Reese, like, 835 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,520 Speaker 1: you you need to do something else, Like, oh no, 836 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:26,040 Speaker 1: I think that's you know, but I do. I just 837 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:30,160 Speaker 1: don't think she knows how to make a face that 838 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,960 Speaker 1: is like goofy and evil at the same time. Like 839 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,239 Speaker 1: I just like, I was like, clearly, it's like not 840 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:39,080 Speaker 1: in your nature to do this reeson with her spoon. 841 00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:42,600 Speaker 1: I thought it was like endearing almost I'm not trying 842 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:46,200 Speaker 1: to be condescending except you, but it might not be 843 00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,439 Speaker 1: what you're trying to do, but it's what you're doing. 844 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,359 Speaker 1: But it's what you're doing. Um oh some of okay, 845 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:56,279 Speaker 1: Phoebe just clude us into some of Blair and legally blonde. Yes, well, 846 00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,600 Speaker 1: I mean some of Blair was definitely an it girl 847 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,000 Speaker 1: at the time that this movie came out and remained 848 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:06,880 Speaker 1: one for years. Um. She also she and Sarah Michelle 849 00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:11,239 Speaker 1: Geller are lifelong friends. Um. Sarah has supported her a 850 00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:14,759 Speaker 1: lot recently because elma UM a couple of years ago, 851 00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:18,120 Speaker 1: uh you know, revealed that she has been dealing with 852 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:22,239 Speaker 1: a chronic illness. I believe ms UM she was on 853 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,040 Speaker 1: I think the most recent season of Dancing with the Stars, 854 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,640 Speaker 1: although they do like four of them a year, so 855 00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,000 Speaker 1: there could have been like two more seasons since she 856 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:33,680 Speaker 1: was on it. Um she was. I don't think she 857 00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,319 Speaker 1: was on the same season as Jojo Siwa, but I 858 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,520 Speaker 1: think she was on the same season as Smith Jared 859 00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:43,680 Speaker 1: from Sex in the City Smith Jared, Oh my god, 860 00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:47,440 Speaker 1: the one he was my favorite. Sex in the City boo. Unfortunately, 861 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:53,040 Speaker 1: this movie has an iconic same sex kiss between Sarah 862 00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:57,000 Speaker 1: Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair, in which Sarah Michelle Geller is, 863 00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:01,000 Speaker 1: you know, saying that girls just on each other all 864 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,200 Speaker 1: the time, and they have this very hot kiss. That 865 00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,520 Speaker 1: was I think probably the thing that people remember most 866 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:10,760 Speaker 1: from this movie because it was in a pre meme world. 867 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:15,440 Speaker 1: It was a meme like it was replicated in movies. 868 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:19,040 Speaker 1: I think there's I think in one of the Scary 869 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:22,640 Speaker 1: movie films they spoof it um Sa Michelle Gellar and 870 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:26,520 Speaker 1: some of Blair one best kiss with the MTV Movie Awards, 871 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:32,000 Speaker 1: I think, and maybe even like kissed on stage. Um 872 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,719 Speaker 1: It's I think it's a good kiss. I it reminds me, 873 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,880 Speaker 1: is there like a little spit dribble, there is a 874 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:42,200 Speaker 1: little they are, Yes, it's hot. We have talked about 875 00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:47,640 Speaker 1: spit kink's recently on our Disobedience episode. Yeah, I will 876 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,279 Speaker 1: say like when I watched it, I felt like it 877 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,560 Speaker 1: was it definitely was hot. It definitely did to me 878 00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:59,520 Speaker 1: feel like exactly in this era of culture when like 879 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:04,680 Speaker 1: straight women kissing was this like sexual kind of phenomenon 880 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,920 Speaker 1: that like got boys really rowdy. Like we were kind 881 00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:09,759 Speaker 1: of talking about this in our Jennifer's Body episode, but 882 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:13,600 Speaker 1: like do you remember do you remember like when you 883 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,200 Speaker 1: would go to like Walmart or Target whatever to like 884 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:20,319 Speaker 1: buy movie posters or like just like posters for your 885 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,319 Speaker 1: room and I would I would buy them a hot topic, yes, 886 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,040 Speaker 1: hot topic as well. But one of those posters was 887 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:31,080 Speaker 1: always those two girls and like gray like underwear or whatever, 888 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,680 Speaker 1: like kissing on a bed. Do you remember this image? 889 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,399 Speaker 1: Like oh my god? But but anyways, all I'm trying 890 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,640 Speaker 1: to say is like it was just like this very 891 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:43,640 Speaker 1: bizarre era of culture that like talked about lesbians and 892 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:47,319 Speaker 1: erased lesbians at the same time. It was it was 893 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:52,600 Speaker 1: it was it was lesbian is um from the male gaze, 894 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:57,600 Speaker 1: which you know, lesbians only existed in popular culture to 895 00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:03,160 Speaker 1: titillate straight man, Yeah exactly. But but this I felt 896 00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:06,120 Speaker 1: like was something that we could still embrace. Like it 897 00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:10,560 Speaker 1: was queer, Like it was like totally like this, this 898 00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:14,080 Speaker 1: I think to me, this movie, and like what it 899 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:18,400 Speaker 1: did best was like revel in hedonism, right, Like it 900 00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,239 Speaker 1: was like this, what is the maximum bad? You can 901 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:25,040 Speaker 1: be like, well, well, revel in, revel in it, but 902 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:30,480 Speaker 1: still but cast it as evil because what we because 903 00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,360 Speaker 1: the journey of this movie is that Sebastian starts out 904 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:37,319 Speaker 1: as a hedonist, falls in love, and then rejects hedonism 905 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:42,760 Speaker 1: and is punished for his hedonistic lifestyle because he spoiler 906 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:46,440 Speaker 1: alert dies at the end and Catherine, who sort of 907 00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:49,919 Speaker 1: drove him to this, gets her come up and when 908 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:56,240 Speaker 1: all of Sebastian's diaries are our oh yeah, like uh 909 00:55:56,480 --> 00:56:00,440 Speaker 1: disseminated throughout the school and so bizarre. It is a 910 00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:04,279 Speaker 1: movie that but that celebrates hedonism but then takes this 911 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:08,600 Speaker 1: very puritanical view of it. And you know, the only 912 00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:12,920 Speaker 1: love that is celebrated and upheld is you know, straight 913 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:18,400 Speaker 1: monogamous romantic love and and and what more could we 914 00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:23,359 Speaker 1: possibly wish for than straight monogamous romantic love. And that's 915 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:26,279 Speaker 1: what that's the reason I'm on tender Babe. Yeah, I mean, 916 00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,520 Speaker 1: I know, like heterosexually. I know, I'm aware that, like 917 00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:34,880 Speaker 1: as you adjust your legs, I'm aware that like heterosexuality 918 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,240 Speaker 1: is like slowly but surely becoming like illegal in this country, 919 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:42,160 Speaker 1: like with hope, like it will be like a criminal offense, um, 920 00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:45,799 Speaker 1: one day, but lock them up. For now, I will 921 00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:52,879 Speaker 1: be practicing heterosexuality to the fullest extent that I can. Um. Interesting, Yeah, 922 00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:57,080 Speaker 1: I love being heterosexual. Um. Oh, you know what it's not. 923 00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:01,759 Speaker 1: It's not scary movie that parodies the this It's not 924 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:06,040 Speaker 1: another teen movie? Which did you ever watch that? No? 925 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,360 Speaker 1: Was it? It seemed like I always like was horny 926 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,640 Speaker 1: whenever I saw it in Blockbuster it made me horney. 927 00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:16,280 Speaker 1: So not another teen movie? Is there was? After the 928 00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:19,560 Speaker 1: successive scary movie, there was a string of these sort 929 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:24,000 Speaker 1: of spoof films for different genres. The first of them, 930 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:27,120 Speaker 1: and I think most successful, was not another teen movie, 931 00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:34,240 Speaker 1: which was Chris Evans's breakout role. Right. He plays the 932 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:39,600 Speaker 1: like Jock you know, main character who is like half 933 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:42,760 Speaker 1: Freddie Prince Jr. And she's all that and half Ryan 934 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:47,720 Speaker 1: Phillippi and cruel intentions. He has like a similar thing 935 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:51,440 Speaker 1: with his stepsister where he wants to suck her. Um 936 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:56,960 Speaker 1: and um, there is a scene of the lesbian kiss 937 00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,440 Speaker 1: and they like go really in on the spit thing 938 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:05,720 Speaker 1: and it's like to a gross level that actually sounds 939 00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,840 Speaker 1: really funny. Um, I kind of want to watch that now. Um. 940 00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,000 Speaker 1: It's but it's a good movie. I used to watch 941 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:12,840 Speaker 1: it a lot. I had it on DVD, and I 942 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,680 Speaker 1: used to watch it a lot, and it was I 943 00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:18,920 Speaker 1: had a teen crush on Chris Evans because of it. Well, 944 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,600 Speaker 1: I think the teen genre in general, like in the 945 00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,720 Speaker 1: vein of cruel intentions or whatever else you want to 946 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:27,040 Speaker 1: pull into it, Like I think it's like endlessly entertaining 947 00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:30,560 Speaker 1: to revisit. Like I watched a lot of Riverdale, Like 948 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:34,240 Speaker 1: I've watched four seasons, like four full seasons of Riverdale, right, 949 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:39,520 Speaker 1: like I've I think teen ship and the exaggeration of 950 00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:44,520 Speaker 1: like how bad teen lives can be. Like by bad, 951 00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:49,200 Speaker 1: I mean like how um daring controversial, Irreverend you can 952 00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,760 Speaker 1: be like in this kind of like hot topic air 953 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:54,840 Speaker 1: of culture is like so funny to look at now, 954 00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:58,280 Speaker 1: Like I've actually never seen the movie, um, thirteen, but 955 00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,880 Speaker 1: that's kind of in this genre and you have to 956 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:06,840 Speaker 1: watch thirteen. Oh my god, No, you're not allowed to 957 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:10,040 Speaker 1: say that because you don't understand the context. I've seen 958 00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:12,160 Speaker 1: the scene on YouTube and I feel, but you need 959 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:16,840 Speaker 1: to watch the whole movie. Thirteen is so incredible. It 960 00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:24,320 Speaker 1: inspired me to huff as a teenager. It's inspired NA, 961 00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:29,320 Speaker 1: you need like barbitual barbituates or whatever, like you wanted 962 00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:33,800 Speaker 1: to like like Judy like and like um like whipp 963 00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:38,760 Speaker 1: it's with um whipped cream cans with it, you know. Today, 964 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,919 Speaker 1: Like I know, we were just talking about Gossip Girl 965 00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,439 Speaker 1: and how I liked the reboot. But for the most part, 966 00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:47,320 Speaker 1: I can't watch media about teenagers. We have discussed this 967 00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,880 Speaker 1: at length. It's the reason why I don't want euphoria. Um. 968 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,919 Speaker 1: But you know, like things like Euphoria and gossip Girl 969 00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:58,160 Speaker 1: truly would not exist without cruel intentions. It is the blueprint, 970 00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:03,440 Speaker 1: I think, so yeah, or maybe also I actually have 971 01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:06,040 Speaker 1: never seen like Dawson's Creek, but like, are any of 972 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:09,160 Speaker 1: those shows like Dawson's Creek O C Like is that 973 01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:12,360 Speaker 1: era of TV? Also this kind of like teens being 974 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:16,880 Speaker 1: like murderous drug dealers or whatever, like no, no, Dawson's Creek. 975 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,360 Speaker 1: I didn't watch Dawson's Creek, but I believe Dawson's Creek 976 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:25,400 Speaker 1: is much more um, it doesn't reach that level. It's 977 01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:29,600 Speaker 1: much more like interpersonal drama, like family drama. UM. And 978 01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,800 Speaker 1: I also didn't watch The o C. But I know 979 01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:35,480 Speaker 1: the O C is like not quite at that level. 980 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:39,840 Speaker 1: I think Gossip Girl is kind of where we started 981 01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:46,960 Speaker 1: seeing um, where we got the most of teens behaving 982 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:52,760 Speaker 1: like adults and specifics specifically because of their access to 983 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:59,160 Speaker 1: our proximity to wealth. M Oh okay, yeah, wait, how 984 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:02,840 Speaker 1: does wealth kind of exist in cruel intentions? I guess 985 01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,840 Speaker 1: just well, they're all they're all very wealthy, you know. 986 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:11,320 Speaker 1: They they have unlimited resources and no parental supervision, so 987 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:16,080 Speaker 1: they are Yeah, it's the no parental surround, that's the 988 01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,480 Speaker 1: big thing. It's like, the richer you are, the less 989 01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:22,520 Speaker 1: parent involvement you have in your day to day. That 990 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:25,000 Speaker 1: was the one difference on Gossip Girls that their parents 991 01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:28,040 Speaker 1: were someone in the original Gossip Girl is that their 992 01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:31,800 Speaker 1: parents were someone involved and the parents were actual characters 993 01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:35,800 Speaker 1: on the show who had their own romantic dramas and 994 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,200 Speaker 1: like their own plot lines. But you know, for the 995 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:41,800 Speaker 1: most part, the kids did act like adults. They were 996 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:47,080 Speaker 1: like going clubbing and like having these like making these 997 01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:50,479 Speaker 1: like grand schemes that were obviously like in a way 998 01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:54,840 Speaker 1: fueled by being teenagers, being dumb teenagers with like raging hormones. 999 01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:58,800 Speaker 1: But because they had unlimited resources, they could you know, 1000 01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:02,680 Speaker 1: can cause to these like elaborate schemes and behave like 1001 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:07,640 Speaker 1: you know, um eighteenth century aristocrats having you know, like 1002 01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:13,320 Speaker 1: um intrigues. Yeah, honestly, I mean like it was I 1003 01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:16,520 Speaker 1: think that like experiencing even though I didn't see cruel 1004 01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:19,200 Speaker 1: intentions as a kid, Like when this like genre of 1005 01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,919 Speaker 1: kind of like TV films whatever was like coming through, 1006 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:26,520 Speaker 1: I feel like I could attach. I feel like it 1007 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,919 Speaker 1: was so aspirational to me. This is like really dark. 1008 01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,680 Speaker 1: But like I, you know, was a very unhappy kid. 1009 01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:34,200 Speaker 1: I did not enjoy my childhood, and a lot of 1010 01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:36,840 Speaker 1: that had to do with my parents. And so these 1011 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:40,120 Speaker 1: lives without parents, which I think are are present and 1012 01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:44,440 Speaker 1: a lot of like teena and kid you know, like 1013 01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:48,400 Speaker 1: things like I, you know, I wanted that so bad. 1014 01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,160 Speaker 1: I wanted a life without parental supervision. I wanted a 1015 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:55,080 Speaker 1: life for my own, and they would give us this 1016 01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:58,200 Speaker 1: fantasy where in kids were like teens were fully capable 1017 01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,560 Speaker 1: of doing it. We're in reality, it's like teens actually 1018 01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:03,080 Speaker 1: do still behave like children, like none of them actually 1019 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:06,520 Speaker 1: act like this, and so you know, it was a fantasy, 1020 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:08,960 Speaker 1: but I loved that ship. Oh you know, what we 1021 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,880 Speaker 1: do have to talk about is the gay stuff and 1022 01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:19,520 Speaker 1: cruel intentions. Joshua Jackson of Dawson's Creek Fame plays Sebastian's 1023 01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:26,040 Speaker 1: gay friend who helps him in trap Betty's boss from 1024 01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:32,800 Speaker 1: Ugly Betty Daniel into being outed as gay. So that 1025 01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:36,080 Speaker 1: so that so that Ryan Phillippe can use him to 1026 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:41,960 Speaker 1: like get get into Reese Witherspoon's good graces. Oh my god, 1027 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:48,200 Speaker 1: I forgot that Daniel meat. Is this dick and cock 1028 01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:53,680 Speaker 1: sucking dick and cock? Absolutely? Um yeah, I mean gay blackmail, 1029 01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:59,520 Speaker 1: bring it back. Seriously, we're about we're to like cancel culture, 1030 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:05,480 Speaker 1: like like representation matters to have that kind of fashion blackmail. 1031 01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:10,400 Speaker 1: We do Fran blackmail and would blackmail you any day. 1032 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:13,240 Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you. I would love to blackmail you. 1033 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,840 Speaker 1: I would love to out you as trans I mean 1034 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:19,240 Speaker 1: thank you. I think we how we have both emotionally 1035 01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:25,160 Speaker 1: blackmailed each other somewhat successfully. You know that can't be true. 1036 01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:29,560 Speaker 1: It's true, And you know what, I think that's beautiful. 1037 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:34,560 Speaker 1: I think and I think that's beautiful. Um wow. I mean, 1038 01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:38,000 Speaker 1: like I honestly like I'm I felt like when I 1039 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,400 Speaker 1: watched this movie, I was like watching it through your eyes? 1040 01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:43,560 Speaker 1: Can I say that? Like, because we got my eyes 1041 01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:48,720 Speaker 1: they're gone. The virgins at home can't see, but the 1042 01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,560 Speaker 1: roses eyes are now gushing blood. They're now gone. And 1043 01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:54,160 Speaker 1: I'm like the Corinthian from Sandman. I just have little teeth. 1044 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,560 Speaker 1: You're giving pans labyrinthy, your eyes are on your hands. 1045 01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:01,000 Speaker 1: Um No. I was just gonna say, like, because we've 1046 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,400 Speaker 1: been doing the show for a while and because you know, 1047 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:06,640 Speaker 1: I'm the version so to speak, when I like in 1048 01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:09,200 Speaker 1: these you know, in our in the episodes that we've 1049 01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:12,200 Speaker 1: released so far, Like you know, I'm not always the virgin. 1050 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:13,760 Speaker 1: We like to just talk about what we like to 1051 01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,160 Speaker 1: talk about. But when I am the virgin, I feel, 1052 01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,800 Speaker 1: you know, I'm always just like, oh, I wonder what, like, 1053 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,400 Speaker 1: like I wonder how Rose would think about this scene? 1054 01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:24,400 Speaker 1: You feel I feel close to you anytime I can 1055 01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:26,720 Speaker 1: see something like this. This very this is a kind 1056 01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:32,400 Speaker 1: of Rose movie to me movie, this movie was incredibly 1057 01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:36,600 Speaker 1: formative to my personality. I wanted to be Catherine. I 1058 01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:40,280 Speaker 1: wanted to be an evil, manipulative bitch who would funk 1059 01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:45,760 Speaker 1: her step brother, blackmail people, destroy their crucifix, and snort 1060 01:05:45,800 --> 01:06:00,040 Speaker 1: cocaine out of my holida out crucifix. Please let in 1061 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:03,400 Speaker 1: to our d m s at like a virgin tell us, 1062 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,400 Speaker 1: do you want to suck your stepbrother? Um? Have you ever? 1063 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:10,680 Speaker 1: Have you ever blackmailed someone for being gay? And what 1064 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:15,400 Speaker 1: is your favorite? Um? Sarah Michelle Geller Media Property. Wait wait, wait, 1065 01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,400 Speaker 1: I actually would love to know the answer to those 1066 01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:20,800 Speaker 1: first two questions of any other virgins. Share we're at 1067 01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:24,600 Speaker 1: We're being fully serious and we will um. We won't 1068 01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:26,800 Speaker 1: let your messages after you send them, but we won't 1069 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,320 Speaker 1: use them against you. We won't. Next week we will 1070 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:33,720 Speaker 1: be back with a discussion on Dolly parton the woman, 1071 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:39,040 Speaker 1: the myth, the legend. Um. So uh you know join 1072 01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:43,200 Speaker 1: us for that yehaw. You can um connect with us 1073 01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:51,000 Speaker 1: on Instagram like a virgin. UM. My handles at Rose Damn. 1074 01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:55,840 Speaker 1: You can follow me anywhere online there and I'm Fran toato. 1075 01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:58,000 Speaker 1: You can find me at friends Squish to go anywhere 1076 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:01,360 Speaker 1: you like. Like a virgin ism I radio production. Our 1077 01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:06,680 Speaker 1: producers Phoebe Unter, with support from Lindsay Hoffman and Nikki Etre. 1078 01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:15,280 Speaker 1: Until next week. It's a bitter sweet symphony that's live 1079 01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:20,560 Speaker 1: trying to make and meet your slave too money to 1080 01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:25,720 Speaker 1: you die. Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do 1081 01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:33,880 Speaker 1: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do. Why did I 1082 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,720 Speaker 1: sing that as if I was the lead singer of 1083 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:42,480 Speaker 1: nickel Back, I well, you're kind of yeah, there is 1084 01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:47,360 Speaker 1: a kind of nickelbacking on quality. There's photo but it 1085 01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,360 Speaker 1: also kind of sounds like Ganga, Like you know how 1086 01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:53,400 Speaker 1: Ganga sometimes goes like full Nickelback and she's like you 1087 01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:55,480 Speaker 1: know what I mean? Um oh oh, I know what 1088 01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:56,680 Speaker 1: you mean. I do