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Speaker 2: Send you off instead, you wanna welcome you back home?

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Speaker 4: Porn?

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Speaker 7: With Karen and Chris? Hello, welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 7: a ride? My name's Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: I'm Karen Kilgarriff. Can I turn this off?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 7: Can I turn off this? Zoom four six? Okay, you're

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Speaker 4: It doesn't away, it doesn't away. But we need to

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Speaker 3: Next?

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Speaker 7: We're listening to the voice of in Carmel. Hello, Hello, Ian.

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Speaker 7: How are you I'm doing I'm doing all right.

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Speaker 5: I'm doing as well as one could be doing at

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Speaker 5: I did a show at a country club in Brentwood,

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Speaker 5: in all Jewish country club. Oh, and I too am Jewish,

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Speaker 5: but they were. It was it was the worst. They

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Speaker 4: I saw your tweet about you talked about the Holocaust and.

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Speaker 5: I like, I went into like, I went into material.

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Speaker 8: It did directly.

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Speaker 7: It probably makes them so uncomfortable. It's the same thing

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Speaker 3: I usually get in the fetal position.

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Speaker 5: It's not it's not rich to meedic territory.

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Speaker 4: No, for a very few small group of people can

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Speaker 5: So yeah, so that's what I did last night, and

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Speaker 3: That would you consider that your holocaust?

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Speaker 8: The three of us and the Anti Defamation League.

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Speaker 5: Driving to the airport, we pick up my lawyer on

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Speaker 8: I'm flying up to Portland. Nowhere get where I'm from.

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Speaker 5: We met last summer talking on for the first time,

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Speaker 7: That's a sign. That's a sign that you're meant to

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Speaker 5: Like everyone everyone I dated in the meantime, I was

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Speaker 8: A better situation.

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Speaker 8: Of flotsam and jetsam.

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Speaker 7: Are you doing anything else while you're there? Are you

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Speaker 5: Is a Twitter chosen name. Yes, they changed it at

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Speaker 5: Ellis Island.

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Speaker 3: Of course, that's the only reason you go to You aren't.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm gonna just blurt stuff out.

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Speaker 3: This is This is one of our more trancy episodes.

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Speaker 1: It just feels like nothing's real.

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Speaker 5: I know, right, That's what four point thirty am does.

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Speaker 4: This reminds me why I love driving people to the airport.

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Speaker 4: And I don't know if we've talked about this yet

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Speaker 5: I maintained that there are a couple of good Eagle

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Speaker 5: I went and I saw the Eagles in concert earlier

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Speaker 5: He had Joan Bias open for him. That guy, fuck

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a fool.

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Speaker 5: He's a fool. I can't believe. Like in his brain

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Speaker 5: Joan BIA's best of the whole night. But the Eagles

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Speaker 7: That's the only reason you mentioned brand names is.

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Speaker 3: That they're paid.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well I gave them a little money. I guess

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Speaker 3: Slow little increments.

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Speaker 8: Somewhere in their lunch room. There's a picture of you.

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Speaker 3: The most valuable place.

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Speaker 7: I'd love to be on a plaque one day.

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Speaker 3: I've never had a real job.

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Speaker 5: Does you mean not on any plaques anywhere?

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Speaker 7: They sent When my album came out with Rooftop, they sent.

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Speaker 3: A little plaque. Oh yeah, yeah, that was nice. They

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Speaker 1: Day, Right to this day. How long ago was it.

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Speaker 3: Since my album came out?

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Speaker 7: I don't really want to evaluate how my career is going,

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Speaker 1: I guess I place to do it, you're going to

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Speaker 3: I should have a new album.

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Speaker 4: I know one thing I was going to say about

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I love that, right, and it will be like a

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Speaker 1: Will be one of us three?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Right, just vicious of totally erroneous, incorrect gossip.

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Speaker 8: Oh, oh, I love that. Incorrect gossip.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like someone's pregnant type of thing.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I let you know, you guys know

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Speaker 5: I live with Ronnes.

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Speaker 3: Oh shit, is he's pregnant. Let's say it.

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Speaker 5: Let's just say he's pregnant. He was when like he

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Speaker 1: I love Ron just so much.

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Speaker 3: I love his pauses. Yeah I did.

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Speaker 7: That's one thing I learned from like watching people like

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Speaker 3: As a as a firm.

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Speaker 7: You don't have to just continually talk like I've always.

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Speaker 1: Done your style, Chris.

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Speaker 3: It is hard to do. I guess that's my style.

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Speaker 5: Yo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just keep the ana the whole time.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes I'll try to sink into anonymity during a Thanksgiving

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Speaker 1: Start the podcast. He wants people to know about his life. Yes,

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Speaker 8: Podcast, he needs the airports.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't stand up long enough to know that.

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Speaker 7: Eventually they quit asking, really okay, and then you're just

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Speaker 5: Right, They kind of get it right. They don't want

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Speaker 3: We already heard how Fargo was last year new eighteen

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Speaker 4: That's a classic my sisters to always say, because my

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Speaker 1: It up, sir.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, drive like a murder with the city.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and I hope whatever utilities you're rushing to or

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Speaker 5: Are on fire, they better be on fire.

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Speaker 3: He's got a meter to read.

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Speaker 1: I think I was am.

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Speaker 3: I no, No, you're you're driving perfectly.

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Speaker 4: My sister used to do the thing where people would

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Speaker 1: Oh? No, And my sister used to always go, it's her.

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Speaker 8: I just shaped your sister Margaret show.

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Speaker 4: I'm just the one that shapes young minds because she's

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Speaker 5: You're very capable of shaping young minds yourself. It's just

458
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Speaker 5: a matter of the uh where they see you.

459
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

460
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Speaker 4: I'd like to think that some really young kids are

461
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Speaker 4: sneaking onto the internet to listen to my punk rock comedy.

462
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Speaker 7: You just got to get a lot of people are like, oh,

463
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Speaker 7: I'm going to do some colleges this year, elementary schools.

464
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Speaker 3: That's that's the gigs.

465
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Speaker 1: I'm looking And you have to sneak it. They don't

466
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Speaker 1: want you on their not with the language.

467
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna use.

468
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Speaker 8: You got a twenty one jump street. You into those grade.

469
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Speaker 1: Schools, the grammar school.

470
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Speaker 7: All that means is put on the right sunglasses and

471
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Speaker 7: carry a gun.

472
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Speaker 3: That's right, and then no one will ask questions.

473
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Speaker 1: It worked for Channing Tatum.

474
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Speaker 3: It doesn't look almost thirty.

475
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Speaker 1: I love that movie, though, the goddam it. I laughed

476
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Speaker 1: so hard.

477
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Speaker 5: Wonderful movie. I'm looking forward to the sequel.

478
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Speaker 1: I know me too.

479
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Speaker 4: I I we went to that movie to hate watch

480
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Speaker 4: it because we thought it would be so stupid, right,

481
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Speaker 4: and we were crying, laughing, like so surprised.

482
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Speaker 7: I think I had a similar experience, except I was

483
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Speaker 7: already told it was terrific, so I was wired to

484
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Speaker 7: not like it.

485
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so you had your arms crossed and you

486
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Speaker 1: had to force them open.

487
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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I was hackling it like one of the

488
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Speaker 7: old men in the Muppets. YEP, I was also in

489
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Speaker 7: a balcony that no one knew was that I was

490
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Speaker 7: really distracting during I may have ruined the movie.

491
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Speaker 3: For other people. Oh, because I was like a puppet.

492
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Speaker 5: I was yelling in tum more like boring, hate him,

493
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Speaker 5: what came out of your brain to somebody, to you?

494
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 5: But it was just you. No, No, I saw that movie.

495
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,680
Speaker 5: I was on the road with old old Kyle Kanaane.

496
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Speaker 1: Oh he's so old.

497
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Speaker 5: I like old he is one hundred forty three years old.

498
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Speaker 1: I damn that guy.

499
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Speaker 3: I remember young Kyle Kanan.

500
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Speaker 8: I don't know much.

501
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Speaker 3: Let's try and forget the young one.

502
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Speaker 8: The young no beard Kyle kan No.

503
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Speaker 3: I like the bearded old Nanny's.

504
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Speaker 5: Become today, very sharp chin.

505
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Speaker 8: Yeah, we were on the road.

506
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Speaker 5: We watched it like outside of Boise, Idaho. I think

507
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 5: like me him and Brian Cook Boise laying in a

508
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Speaker 5: hotel bed together to watch Jump Straight, just giggling.

509
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Speaker 3: It's not a poking and tickling.

510
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Speaker 7: It's not a real road gig unless you're in a

511
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Speaker 7: bed with a feature and the opener.

512
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Speaker 4: That's why people love comedy so much.

513
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Speaker 8: Charlie the Chocolate Factory style.

514
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Speaker 3: Yeah, just asked to ask and waiting for a walk

515
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Speaker 3: of bar.

516
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Speaker 4: It was always obsessed with the grandparents all being in

517
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Speaker 4: one bed.

518
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Speaker 1: Little It was like I had eight thousand questions that

519
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Speaker 1: I couldn't ask about that.

520
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Speaker 7: I knew enough about my grand parents to watch that

521
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Speaker 7: and just think, Man, it must be smelly under those sheets.

522
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Speaker 8: Oh.

523
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Speaker 3: I don't mean to be graphic, but old people, Am

524
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Speaker 3: I right?

525
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 8: They get stinky.

526
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 5: Lots of olders, lots of owners that aren't available to

527
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Speaker 5: us as younger, vibrant people.

528
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Speaker 8: Yeah.

529
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Speaker 1: Yeah, violet perfume. The powder.

530
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 5: There's a sense of smell like probably fades, so they

531
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:27,360
Speaker 5: think that's inappropriate to er perfume. Yeah, they don't know, grandma.

532
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 4: Just because your nose doesn't work anymore, mind does, and

533
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Speaker 4: everybody else is stop wearing red door.

534
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Speaker 5: Guys.

535
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Speaker 1: We're almost at the airport. It's crazy.

536
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Speaker 3: It's crazy. You're going to be too early. They're going

537
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 3: to look at you like you're crazy.

538
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Speaker 8: They'll send me home.

539
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 4: Oh, sul we wait outside for thirty minutes.

540
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,679
Speaker 3: We should at least circle around.

541
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Speaker 1: Are you early? Well?

542
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Speaker 5: My flight's at seven, so I don't feel like i'm.

543
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,879
Speaker 3: Too No, you're not. We're doing okay, We're doing okay.

544
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 5: I always get to the airport too early, though, and

545
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,199
Speaker 5: ended up sitting there and reading the magazine and I

546
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 5: brought for the plane.

547
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 7: Yes, the Highlights magazine.

548
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,640
Speaker 4: I can't recommend enough buying the worst book you can

549
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 4: find at the Hudson newspaper stand, just.

550
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 5: With some ghost sex in it.

551
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lady detective that's also a cowboy, I swear

552
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 4: to God. My friend Sean Tadarachi found at a library

553
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 4: book sale.

554
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 8: He's so funny on Twitter.

555
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,919
Speaker 4: Yes, he's amazing, And he found a series of Harlequin

556
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 4: novels that are based all around women being pregnant and

557
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 4: getting pregnant. And this is one of the most upsetting.

558
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Speaker 4: I was like, take those out of my house. It's

559
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 4: the funniest, weirdest thing. One of them was called She's

560
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 4: So Pregnant. Yeah, it's about like women that are pregnant

561
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Speaker 4: that fall in love.

562
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Speaker 3: What was Raven Simone in it?

563
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 5: That's so pregnant, That's so pregnant.

564
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Speaker 7: That's oh god, I didn't watch enough. I just got

565
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 7: pulled rank. Oh here we go, Lax airport.

566
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: No, it's sign is blue. That's different than the green.

567
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 8: I'm a I'm on virgin Virgin.

568
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Speaker 5: Oh.

569
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Speaker 1: That's sexy. Yeah, is that why you did it?

570
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,959
Speaker 5: It's a night that's a nightclub airline.

571
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like walking into an iPod.

572
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 5: Oh that's perfect.

573
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 3: Do you I wonder if they still have this feature.

574
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Speaker 7: It's been a while since I had flown Virgin, since

575
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 7: I's twenty one.

576
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, get it. That was a sex anyway.

577
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 7: I you for a while you could contact another seat

578
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 7: just by and like text them.

579
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Speaker 8: I think you can still do that.

580
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Speaker 1: You should do that.

581
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Speaker 3: Has that ever not been awkward?

582
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Speaker 8: I can't.

583
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 5: I can't imagine it's ever not been used to harass.

584
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 8: Them some poor woman.

585
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly what it's built for. Yeah, harassing some poor

586
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Speaker 5: Richard Branson. I'd like to be able.

587
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Speaker 8: To harass some pull a woman on the flight.

588
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, Richard Branson was partying with Terry Richardson, like, hey,

589
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 4: do you have any ideas for our airline?

590
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 7: Yes, text the seat in front of you and say, hey,

591
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 7: do you need a pillow or the two that you

592
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:09,199
Speaker 7: brought with you?

593
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 3: Doing just fine? Something like that?

594
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 5: Yeah?

595
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 3: Yeah?

596
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:18,439
Speaker 5: Good? Yeah, Yeah, I likes Yeah, I don't I don't know. Maybe,

597
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 5: like if you if you're not sitting with the person

598
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 5: who you came with, you know, and then like, no

599
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 5: one around you is amenable to switching seats. Maybe then

600
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 5: it's been used for something not creepy, but even then it's.

601
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Speaker 1: A situation that almost never happens.

602
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, they put in an entire look.

603
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 7: Yeah, just say, are you sure you are prepared to

604
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 7: help in case of an emergency?

605
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:43,640
Speaker 3: Just send that to someone in the.

606
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 5: I've been I've been watching you and you don't look ready.

607
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: There was doubt in your voice and you said yes to.

608
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 7: The lady, and the fact that you've just been napping

609
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 7: this whole time. I don't feel like when we land

610
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 7: on the surface of the water, you're gonna take that

611
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 7: door and throw it out sideways, open that door.

612
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,199
Speaker 5: Giving you a five out of energy. Yes, but is

613
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 5: it your fault for not bringing your own Yes, and

614
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 5: what if.

615
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 4: We went around the airport in the loop one time? Yes,

616
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 4: we don't immediately use you.

617
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 7: I just to feel like it went so fast, and

618
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,919
Speaker 7: I don't I don't want you to think it's for

619
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 7: selfish reasons like oh man, we need more podcast time. No,

620
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 7: it's so you aren't embarrassed being there because DSA is

621
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 7: going to give.

622
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 3: You a look like, oh, why you're here? So early.

623
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:24,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

624
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 7: Maybe we should check your satchel more.

625
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 1: Yourndal, They'll say, I tie it from the step.

626
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 5: I do have a bendal. I do travel with a bendle.

627
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 5: I learned that from old cow can. I It's just

628
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 5: there's just a harmonica and a crumpled up picture of Sweetie.

629
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: God. I love the airport.

630
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 7: Airport sound right, sandwich is just so people know it's real.

631
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 7: Let's get some airpoints. Sound airpoint?

632
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 1: Airpoints.

633
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 5: You guys like being at the airpoint.

634
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,360
Speaker 1: Do a cute voice because we're at the airport.

635
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 3: Oh the cops, Oh the cops. That's the exact voice

636
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 3: I did when I said airpoint. Okay, perfect.

637
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 4: Now here's let's talk just very briefly about how this

638
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 4: whole thing came about, which I love because this episode

639
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 4: was made.

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Speaker 1: Uh was it made possible at.

641
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 4: My grant from the Joney found because he's the one

642
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 4: that suggested me.

643
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Speaker 1: Pick you up?

644
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,479
Speaker 5: He did a big, big thank you to Jane. Oh

645
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 5: we need to make that more NPR. Oh yeah, yes,

646
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 5: thank you to our sponsored Joana.

647
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: Made this made this podcast possible. And a grant from

648
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: the Catherine D. John T.

649
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 3: Now, if you if you call in right now, you'll

650
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 3: get a DVD of the Rolling Stones playing with the Beatles,

651
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 3: very drug heavy concert.

652
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: You're asleep.

653
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 7: Everyone laid down now and drink the kool aid. That's

654
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 7: what I always say. That's my that's my impression.

655
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: I've never coaxed you into doing something over.

656
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:12,479
Speaker 3: The radio waves.

657
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, your parents are holding you back.

658
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 5: What are you doing with yourself right now?

659
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: Imagine how much money you'd get if they were dead.

660
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 5: So they owned that house and you could own that house.

661
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 3: You could sell it, or you.

662
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: Could live in it, sell it.

663
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 7: Think of all the options. Grab the pillow and place

664
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 7: it over their old faces.

665
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 3: Oh that's terrible.

666
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 5: The best of our life is in the rear view.

667
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: Man, you're doing them a favor of Next your.

668
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 5: Father's back hurts so bad, it's not getting better.

669
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 3: And we're going back through the airport.

670
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 4: Return airport would turn I think I got We lulled

671
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 4: ourselves to sleep.

672
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 5: For that day.

673
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 3: Tired.

674
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 7: It's funny because it really does feel like we're podcasting

675
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Speaker 7: at well now five twenty four in the morning.

676
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Speaker 1: Can we really did it?

677
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 3: Though it isn't five twenty four. That's wrong. I didn't

678
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 3: want to, but.

679
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Speaker 1: It's like five ten probably.

680
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 4: Okay, we're doing one of those things where I pretend,

681
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 4: Oh sure, I pretend that setting my clocket fifteen minutes

682
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Speaker 4: helps me not always be twenty.

683
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Speaker 3: It's funny.

684
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Speaker 5: You look at you're like, oh god, I'm late, and

685
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Speaker 5: then yeah you're okay, okay, okay, it's not It's don't

686
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Speaker 5: really that far. Ae.

687
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Speaker 8: Yeah, it makes me do math.

688
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just constantly minusing fifteen when I sit in

689
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Speaker 4: my car.

690
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Speaker 8: It's so good.

691
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Speaker 3: I don't understand how that works for so good at it.

692
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 7: I immediately wake up and go, oh yeah, it's five minutes fast,

693
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Speaker 7: and I can say it doesn't.

694
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Speaker 8: I think you can sleep another five minutes.

695
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't trick myself that way. It doesn't

696
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Speaker 3: work for me.

697
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Speaker 1: You're too smart, You're a little magic in your heart.

698
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Speaker 7: Maybe I should maybe i'm missing the match. Yeah, yeah,

699
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 7: you know what I need to open my heart to

700
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Speaker 7: more magic?

701
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely magic Johnson, Chris Angel, Chris Angel.

702
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Speaker 1: Magic shell. You could probably have a lot more of

703
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: that in your life.

704
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 3: Yeah I probably should. Yeah, yeah that I just I

705
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 3: now remember what it is.

706
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 7: It's a liquid. It takes solid form once it hits

707
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 7: the ice. Cream. Yeah, probably not safe for ingesting. That's

708
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 7: why you don't see it anymore.

709
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 5: Give it to kids, Yeah, they're fine.

710
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 3: That'll shut them up for a while.

711
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: Poison instead of returns.

712
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Speaker 8: Do this part? It is?

713
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Speaker 7: It is a lot of times. It's I just like

714
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Speaker 7: to see who's arriving at.

715
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Speaker 8: Final What kind of riff raff is coming into our

716
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Speaker 8: fast city?

717
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 7: That lady she's been dicking around with her bag since

718
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 7: noon to lady lady, Yeah, there's no bus that picks

719
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Speaker 7: up people with dementia.

720
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Speaker 4: All right, I know you, it would be awesome. We

721
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 4: just saw Kyle Kanaane standing there with a bindle. Oh

722
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 4: could you imagine just all by himself the rival.

723
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Speaker 8: Club rich.

724
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 7: Oh God. Impressions. You know, when people say they don't

725
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 7: like them, I don't believe them.

726
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 8: Uh uh, they're great.

727
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 3: They are great. And that was a good one.

728
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Speaker 8: Thank You're welcome. Its decent. He's an easy one to do.

729
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 8: I'm not.

730
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Speaker 5: I'm don't consider myself a master impression. It's despite what

731
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Speaker 5: all the papers say, but I did.

732
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Speaker 3: I was reading that in the paper.

733
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 7: It's an extra extra in Carmel's impressions are sweeping the nation.

734
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Speaker 3: Buy more war bonds.

735
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 5: Yes, FDR orders troops to push further into the into Belgium. Yeah,

736
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Speaker 5: and then be right underneath.

737
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Speaker 4: And then have you ever heard Yeah?

738
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Speaker 7: And then a joke article that said something about invading

739
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 7: Turkey from behind, a joke that's it's it's early, Yeah,

740
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 7: it's early.

741
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 5: It's that part of the newspaper has a spinning bow

742
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 5: tie that they built it.

743
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 7: It's like, what's on this page squirting?

744
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 3: I don't know about you, entertainment section, but I.

745
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 4: Slip over to the can of nuts section. Nothing to

746
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 4: worry about over there, like spring snakes.

747
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 7: This newspaper, it's one dangerous two costs forty five dollars

748
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 7: per issue.

749
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 8: Logical, there's no actual news in here.

750
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: Why would I pick up a trick newspaper?

751
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 7: All things Well, maybe print wouldn't be dead if they

752
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 7: did things like that innovation.

753
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 3: Think about it.

754
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 4: What if we just keep driving around and we never

755
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Speaker 4: get to virgin Oh, we.

756
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 5: Just forget, we just keep driving. Then I would need

757
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 5: you to take me to Burbank Airport, Yeah.

758
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 8: Which is where my car is parked.

759
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 7: Which is what we do that all of a sudden,

760
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 7: it's a two part episode.

761
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 4: Here's the worst thing I could do as a podcaster.

762
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 4: What are you doing in Portland again?

763
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: That you said.

764
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Speaker 8: That's pretty much it.

765
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,239
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you had a show. No, oh, this

766
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Speaker 1: is get out of the car.

767
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 8: I'll be doing no stand up comedy. Is an attractor?

768
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 1: Attractors in here?

769
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,720
Speaker 3: Why we just passed?

770
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Speaker 5: Oh, it's a cherry picker. Okay, it's kind of a tractor,

771
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 5: kind of a forklift. I just like to think somebody

772
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Speaker 5: just dropped off his poor old wife.

773
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Speaker 1: I love.

774
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess like.

775
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Speaker 1: A straight story.

776
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Speaker 7: I guess you're not going to till the fields with

777
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 7: me anymore. Geltel.

778
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: It's a little old fashioned kind of farmery.

779
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Speaker 3: Handsel the farmer.

780
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Speaker 4: Okay, here's airport return. But is there a way to

781
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Speaker 4: get upstairs? Or should I just go over there? Did

782
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Speaker 4: I do well?

783
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 3: I think you should just go straight yeah, and then

784
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Speaker 3: like straight over here straight passing?

785
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, passing those cars, passing them, or just stay

786
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Speaker 7: behind them passing hard to pass them.

787
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Speaker 3: We'll do a U turn.

788
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

789
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Speaker 3: I don't know how to get from the bottom to

790
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Speaker 3: the top.

791
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 8: Drake does.

792
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:10,439
Speaker 7: Popular song Drake has about bunk beds bottom to the top,

793
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 7: used the ladder. That's it doesn't really rhyme it's just

794
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 7: a five second song. I haven't heard much Drake. I

795
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 7: know he's popular with the uh you know, comedic interviews

796
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 7: and stuff.

797
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 3: He's becoming more of a.

798
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Speaker 5: I met him briefly. Oh yeah, yeah, he played Jimmy

799
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Speaker 5: he is in a wheelchair.

800
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 3: You're kidding for real?

801
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 7: And then he became a legitimate, legitimate hip hop artist.

802
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 8: How did I?

803
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 3: I didn't know that he did.

804
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 5: He did uh filming de GROSSI up there in Toronto.

805
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 5: MM decided he liked rapping. Eventually caught on with Lil

806
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 5: Wayne's company, Young Money Cash Money. That's a good name,

807
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,760
Speaker 5: Young Money, Cash Money, Young Money Cash Money.

808
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 7: It's amazing that that didn't ever affect his street credit.

809
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 7: People knew that was his background, right, everybody knew it.

810
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:04,240
Speaker 5: Well.

811
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Speaker 4: I think people try to have it affect his street credit,

812
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 4: except for then Nick Cannon will always come up in

813
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 4: some way and he will be like.

814
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: Drake's fine, Yeah, Drake's okay, don't worry about Drake.

815
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 5: Nick Cannon, who for all we know, may have had

816
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 5: a very rough upbringing.

817
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was probably tossed around the.

818
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,720
Speaker 1: Apartment and the Nickelodeon studios.

819
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 5: Oh did he come up doing like Nickelodeon.

820
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 7: Raised in Nickelodeon's Oh I had no idea by a

821
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 7: janitor found him in a a hallway. Janitor, I'm going

822
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 7: to raise you like you're my own, and the.

823
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: Scripts of the Amanda Bond Show.

824
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 3: He's laying on a pile of scripts. He's so cute.

825
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 3: He looks like the Snuggles.

826
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 5: Fair Janeitor was so good at while him out. He

827
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 5: passed it out long before it was ever a TV show.

828
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 5: I'll teach you how to while out.

829
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: For you'll make your way in this world. That was

830
00:36:59,360 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 1: also Kyle.

831
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 3: Here's how that sound. I couldn't think of anything it would.

832
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: Say what if Howard Kramer was trying to do?

833
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 8: Oh?

834
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 7: I think it would sound a little bit like this. Huh,

835
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 7: what do you think my impressions? I just say, hey,

836
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 7: like it's an introduction.

837
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 3: Here's a bunch of k cars.

838
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Speaker 7: You know these are all government people, absolutely, mister President,

839
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 7: so incognito, Okay, that's time we really are going to

840
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Speaker 7: take you.

841
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 3: You don't have to worry anymore.

842
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I won't mess it up.

843
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 4: That was a that was kind of awesome to go

844
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 4: to go to the departing upper deck and then accidentally

845
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 4: find yourself on the very empty.

846
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 1: Arriving lower deck. We really was as in heaven.

847
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 7: His honor, Amen, saying you know the one that we

848
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 7: used to say to each.

849
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 3: Other from that book.

850
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: We never that big book.

851
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 5: People that.

852
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 8: Shell Silverstine.

853
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 5: That's a really fun name to say in an overly

854
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 5: East Coast Jewish shall Silvis Si Sylvestin Silverstein will be here?

855
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 8: Have you had with Shell Silvestine's We.

856
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 1: Wrote another poem. It's hilarious garbage.

857
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,240
Speaker 5: It's it's awful, frankly, but apparently the children love itself.

858
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: Children leave them alone.

859
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 8: Leave them alone. He's writing, what are you doing?

860
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 7: And they're very bewildered by the potential of a sidewalk.

861
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 9: Ending the way sidewalks And I mean, I've seen sidewalks

862
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 9: in there. I wish I knew thirty four thirty fourth

863
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 9: Street turns right into a sea bearing wall.

864
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 5: And that's that's the end of it. I don't know

865
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 5: if that's where.

866
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 8: He got it from.

867
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,280
Speaker 1: That's where we got the idea.

868
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 5: My cousin Morris also lives near where a sidewalk ends,

869
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 5: but that's because Morris lives in the wark.

870
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, several sidewalks have never started and Hoboken.

871
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 5: There's a poem I would read the sidewalk had never started.

872
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 5: There's nothing but potential there. You could you could, you

873
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 5: could write about anything, but the sidewalk ends very limited.

874
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 3: It's just a drawing and an engineer's little handbook. Here

875
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 3: a jet Blue Airlines nowhere near.

876
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Speaker 1: Is the next one.

877
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 5: It's the next word up frontier.

878
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 3: It's okay, it's okay.

879
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:53,720
Speaker 7: Allegiant, made popular by their direct flight from Los Angeles

880
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 7: to Missoula, Montana, is that you need a ride sponsored

881
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Speaker 7: by Allegiant Airline.

882
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 4: A Legiant Airlines when you're not sure if you need

883
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 4: to fly somewhere, or if you need to pledge to

884
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 4: a flag.

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Speaker 3: It's so early, it's really hard to make your brain,

886
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Speaker 3: that says a Less. I mean, I think we've done

887
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 3: great so far.

888
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 8: Either we've acquitted ourselves very nicely.

889
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 4: I wish we had done the whole podcast as shel

890
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 4: Silverstein's aunt.

891
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: That really something really satisfying about it.

892
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Speaker 7: I think that our sidewalk reft pretty great. That's probably

893
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,280
Speaker 7: better than most sidewalk refts.

894
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 8: Absolutely, it was.

895
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: Better than the gossip plan that I had earlier.

896
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 8: Gossip play would have been great. It's just we just

897
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 8: never we just never really went anywhere with it.

898
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 5: Right, I will tell you this, what else what was

899
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 5: beginning to say about Ron Funch is tax evator?

900
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Speaker 3: Oh me too?

901
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: Everybody tell everyone.

902
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's not actually a taxivator.

903
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 7: Nobody pays taxes, he says, odd it all over that

904
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 7: guy's face.

905
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Speaker 5: You don't have to in your comedian right, No, no, no, they.

906
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 7: Say, file your taxes. That just means put all your

907
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 7: receipts in a filing cabinet. That's right, as far as

908
00:40:59,280 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 7: I know.

909
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 5: Throw it the ocean.

910
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,240
Speaker 3: Hey, say to your wonderful girlfriend.

911
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 8: I will thank you. Guys, this was wonderful.

912
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 3: Sorry, I had my back turned to you the whole time.

913
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 3: But that's just the nature of a car.

914
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 5: That's all right, that's all right. I didn't take it

915
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 5: to this sign of disrespect. I didn't even notice it

916
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 5: until now now I'm thinking.

917
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 3: The wrong way. Well, now I've given you a peripheral

918
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 3: peripheral vision. Hey, how about that?

919
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 7: I did see you, buddy, wed because that didn't pick

920
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 7: up on the mic. Thanks, I have a good flight, buddy,

921
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 7: and travel say, oh, of course, of course, all right,

922
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 7: here we go, there's an unplug. I take those out perfect,

923
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 7: wrap those up for him.

924
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 3: Off they are, they are off them up.

925
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 7: Oh hey, I hope to see you again soon. Let's

926
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 7: hang out when you're back. Let's go watch wrestling.

927
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,240
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, yeah, comedy.

928
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 3: Doings I used to light. He is delightful.

929
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: The moon is all the way up, the.

930
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 3: All the moon is all the way up.

931
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: The moon is nowhere closed leaving. Yeah, it's still dark outside.

932
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 3: There goes the car, there he goes. He's delightful. We

933
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,439
Speaker 3: forgot something way he had something left to say?

934
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 1: What happened?

935
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 3: Did you leave something.

936
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 1: That's illegal? I'm gonna call the police.

937
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 3: I can't believe it's just sitting there.

938
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 1: He left his bag unattended, like a straight up bomb.

939
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 7: Remember that that guy, that airport security guy in Burbank

940
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 7: who looked like angry Shaquille O'Neill. Yeah, he really scared me.

941
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 7: I don't know why, because I think that's more has

942
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,919
Speaker 7: something to do with my relationship with Shaq.

943
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you and he you've had a you know, I

944
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 3: mean a lot of people know about it. But he

945
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 3: wronged me. I was supposed to be in the NBA.

946
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: Wrong to me, wrong to me? Good?

947
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 7: Uh oh this guy, NA go ahead, just you're unmarked

948
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 7: white van, fucking kid Yeah?

949
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you're taking those kids?

950
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 7: I don't know if a kidnapper van would have a

951
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 7: number ninety six, like he's a fleet of kidnappers.

952
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh oh, we can't kidnap you right now,

953
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: but we can't send someone else to kidnap you.

954
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 3: I thought of a funny idea.

955
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 7: What if there's a kidnapper that had one of those

956
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 7: stickers on the back that said how am I driving?

957
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm with you, so people call in right, because

958
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 3: he legitimately wants to know, But then that's how he

959
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 3: gets in trouble.

960
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:40,439
Speaker 4: So he's he does need feedback on like getting away. Yeah,

961
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 4: if he peels out, I'll tell you this. Here's a

962
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 4: creepy thing that happened.

963
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 3: Uh huh uh I was.

964
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 1: I am actually kind of a weird sleeper. So I

965
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: was awake at you know, two in the morning one night,

966
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: really uh huh, And I know that sounds late.

967
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,479
Speaker 4: And I went and looked out my front door because

968
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 4: my dogs were barking or something I can't remember, and

969
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 4: I watched as a white panel van with the side

970
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 4: panel door open.

971
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 1: Turned down my alley.

972
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 4: Oh wow, like right, at the end of my block,

973
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 4: and it was one of the creepiest things I've ever

974
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 4: seen because it's like, imagine a white panel van driving

975
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 4: with the panel door.

976
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 7: The only two I've seen that is when someone's delivering papers.

977
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 7: Do you think maybe it was a paper delivery person. Yes,

978
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 7: it very well could have been taking it slow because

979
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,760
Speaker 7: the papers are fragile, because they had squirting bow ties

980
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 7: and some of the other things we mentioned earlier.

981
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's list off all of those things again. I do.

982
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 3: I am in no state for a game of memory.

983
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: I am in no way I am going to those

984
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: things off.

985
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 3: I am in no mood for this. I just get out.

986
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: And then that's the day I left Chris at the airport.

987
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think this was a great exercise and something

988
00:44:58,239 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 4: we should never do again.

989
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 7: But you have because I do feel like you were

990
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 7: speaking haphazardly. That's how I feel I was.

991
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a moment a lot.

992
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 4: There is a moment where I completely didn't understand something

993
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 4: and said like as if it went through some kind

994
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 4: of a coding machine, where I was like, oh did he?

995
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 4: And it might have been a reference, or it might

996
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 4: have just been my brain kind of switched off for

997
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 4: a second where I was like, I don't understand that, like.

998
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 7: Like it was a different language, and it probably was

999
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 7: something completely take a left up here.

1000
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think it was easy and simple. My

1001
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: brain was just like, let's hold.

1002
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 3: Off though it's hard.

1003
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: It's hard.

1004
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 3: Did did you sleep before this?

1005
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: Yes?

1006
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 8: I did?

1007
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 7: Okay, see I tried to pull an all nighter and uh,

1008
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 7: I'm afraid I I've cuite a bit of tequila in me.

1009
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 7: But still to this moment, to this moment, I have

1010
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 7: not yet urinated or vompetent. It is still I have

1011
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:00,800
Speaker 7: not get vomited.

1012
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: Wait, and that was the party for Nate Craig's taping.

1013
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if it was a tape. I

1014
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 3: hope it was a taping. He did great. Nate Craig

1015
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 3: a comedian that I did a show with at the

1016
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 3: Nerd Mouth Theater.

1017
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: Nick Craig, Wait, is this sepulvido?

1018
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 5: No?

1019
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 3: No, we're oh it will be good.

1020
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 1: Just follow that because if I go through this airport again,

1021
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: I swear to God.

1022
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 4: Uh.

1023
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: And so who was there that was fun at that party?

1024
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: I was I never go to anything.

1025
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 3: It wasn't so much. It was just kind of a

1026
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 3: standard show. I'd like you to stop calling it a party.

1027
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 7: It was a yeah, just a show there. Kate Berlamb

1028
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 7: was on it. She's very funny. She makes me laugh. Yeah,

1029
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 7: I said when I was hosting, I haven't done that

1030
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 7: for a while. And when you're hosting, you have to

1031
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 7: say things in between comics, Yes, to like cleanse the

1032
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 7: palette of the audience, I suppose, But for me, I

1033
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 7: see it as an opportunity to blurt, just things that

1034
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 7: don't make sense.

1035
00:46:59,000 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: Blurt your blurtings.

1036
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 7: I think I said, Nate Gregg's up next, please. I

1037
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 7: think you're gonna love him. I think that's what's my

1038
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 7: intro for him. And when when Kate was done, I

1039
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 7: said she's great. I think she's smarter than me, and

1040
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 7: it seemed condess.

1041
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 3: I don't know. I was trying to say that I

1042
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 3: really do think she's smart, but it came off weird.

1043
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:20,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the tone of your voice.

1044
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 5: Probably maybe it was I.

1045
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 3: Was yelling at with both my middle fingers.

1046
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: Out and you're in that snare, that mustache.

1047
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 3: I was playing a sneer drum. You know, puns there,

1048
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 3: there's always a place for them. No nuts.

1049
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: Should we end this thing? This guy is very pink

1050
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: right now?

1051
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 3: Oh it is.

1052
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 1: I think that smoke from those wildfires.

1053
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 8: Oh right.

1054
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 3: The more wild they are, the more pink they are.

1055
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: That's what they always said, drive by, That's what they

1056
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: always say.

1057
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,800
Speaker 3: Should we go to our Taco bell location?

1058
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say, should we get the Sizzler?

1059
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 3: Of course we should go to the Sizzler. Are you

1060
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 3: kidding me? H?

1061
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 4: One of I believe it is Kurt Hopkins, who is

1062
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 4: a person that we know on Twitter, I know in

1063
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 4: real life, suggested that we.

1064
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:12,240
Speaker 1: Do an all Sizzler episode from the airports.

1065
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,720
Speaker 3: Is really based on our mention of Sizzler last episode.

1066
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and our borderline fight about going to Sizzler.

1067
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,319
Speaker 3: I think it's a great. It depends on what you get.

1068
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 3: But their taco bar, come on, really for real?

1069
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 7: There's that show No Reservations with Anthony Bourdin Bourdain and

1070
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 7: in Koreatown they went to Sizzler and the guy he

1071
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 7: was with just made like a meat ball taco and that,

1072
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 7: and they loved it.

1073
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 3: They were like, this is delicious.

1074
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,879
Speaker 7: And it's something about that show the way it's edited

1075
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 7: made me think Sizzler is pretty good.

1076
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 8: Even though I've been there.

1077
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,240
Speaker 3: And it isn't.

1078
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 7: It isn't not No, but I I because of how

1079
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 7: well packaged that program is. I was like, I want

1080
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 7: to meet ball Taco, I swear to god.

1081
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 4: All I can picture is like months and months before

1082
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,720
Speaker 4: that episode, them sitting down with like the head honchos

1083
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 4: At Sissler, like, we are going to give you five

1084
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 4: hundred thousand dollars. Can you please make it look like

1085
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 4: the food at our restaurant is edible and not the

1086
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 4: most depressing experience you'll have in your adult life, because that's.

1087
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: It literally looks like people drop their grandparents off there

1088
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: and leave them there all day.

1089
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is. It's like a city of lost elderly

1090
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 3: it is.

1091
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: And then the Chicken has that kind of thing where

1092
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: they try to make it.

1093
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 4: Look like it was charboiled, but it absolutely wasn't. So

1094
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 4: it just like they stuck the black stripes of.

1095
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 3: Black shit out there.

1096
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 7: They are actually painted on. You see that a lot

1097
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 7: in a low grade grade f chicken. Yes, great up

1098
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 7: racing stripes. Yeah, oh chick, oh shit, oh the deep

1099
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 7: peaking process. Let's not think about it.

1100
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 3: That's it. I'm going vegan.

1101
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: Let's go vegan right now.

1102
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't. We didn't.

1103
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm on board. Let's not eat meat anymore.

1104
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: I like you were saying that, like we talked about

1105
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,879
Speaker 1: it already, we never did it. So let's know, let's

1106
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:02,879
Speaker 1: really do it this time.

1107
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 3: Let's really no more, no more just talking about it,

1108
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 3: which we haven't done yet. Let's do it.

1109
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 1: Let's skip the talking phase.

1110
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 3: Do not even.

1111
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 7: Do not even look at this McDonald McDonald's on the

1112
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 7: left here at Manchester and Skippity Airport.

1113
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm shutting down. Someone make me a

1114
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 3: bed so I can lie in it.

1115
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:27,240
Speaker 1: Skippity. When you when you shut down, you turn into.

1116
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 5: Pop pie.

1117
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 3: McDonald's.

1118
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 7: Oh no, everyone loves impressions, everyone does.

1119
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 5: S.

1120
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 3: I mean, well, if we are, let's I think we should.

1121
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 7: We should wrap this up. What better intersection than La

1122
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 7: Tiara and A and airporty. Well, it was a pleasure

1123
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 7: driving with you, and you as well. I'm gonna get

1124
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 7: out here, Bye bye.

1125
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,959
Speaker 1: You You going to the airport endoscopy Center.

1126
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm going to the medical center. Airport endoscopy Center.

1127
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 7: Just ask what an endoscopy is. I hope it doesn't

1128
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 7: mean a camera in my p hole? All right, I've

1129
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:20,240
Speaker 7: been Chris Fairbanks. That's Karen Kilgareff has made her laugh. Okay,

1130
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 7: bye I Leaven.

1131
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,479
Speaker 1: I you wanna way back home?

1132
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 5: Either way we want to be there.

1133
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you clays, time and turning

1134
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 2: on Gaye.

1135
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: We want to send you off, installer. We wanna welcome

1136
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: you back home. Tell us all about it. We scared her?

1137
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 1: Was it fine.

1138
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 5: Now?

1139
00:51:50,680 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 8: Porn Papa?

1140
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1141
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1142
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1143
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1144
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1145
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 3: Do you need ride?

1146
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 7: Do you need to ride? Do you need.

1147
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 3: With Karen and chriss

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00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 5: Mh