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Speaker 1: Jamy confession I can't take back ow armed mouse Speaker

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Speaker 1: sex Is seventeen five nine two says I used to

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Speaker 1: work at McDonald's for seven years. I put an extra

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Speaker 1: McNugget in every box the entire time. I just say,

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Speaker 1: let's go donald heroes were capes, Jesse, and you know,

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Speaker 1: so many people were like, oh my god, they miscount

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Speaker 1: yes and zero. People went back up to the counter

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Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, sorry, you gave me too much.

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Speaker 1: Nobody does that because we're Americans, and we will take

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Speaker 1: your extra McNuggets. And on this show, we'll take your

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Speaker 1: truth nuggets and keep you anonymous for the mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: And we've got a guy on the phone right now

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Speaker 1: who's chosen to go by the fake name Jeremy today.

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Speaker 1: So Jeremy, welcome to our show.

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Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, extra nugget for you, man, I'm actuallyaming nuggets.

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Speaker 1: We want your truth nuggets because the voice changer is on.

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Speaker 1: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear

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Speaker 1: your confession.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, I've been a flight attendant for twelve

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Speaker 2: years now. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: I love anything where it's like flight attendant behind the

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Speaker 3: scenes any of those like headlines. I always clicks with

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Speaker 3: flight attendant t this better be about your job, because

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Speaker 3: I am so excited about your confessions at school. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're a flight attendant for twelve years and yeah,

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Speaker 1: so it.

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Speaker 2: Is fortunately for you, it is about my job. And

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Speaker 2: you know, like we have a lot of weird encounters

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Speaker 2: with passengers. Oh my gosh. Yeah, but I think probably

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Speaker 2: my most memorable flight happened a few years back. It

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Speaker 2: was a red eye from LA to Miami, okay, and

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Speaker 2: coming out of LA, we had a pretty famous Hollywood

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Speaker 2: actor flying in first class. I will not reveal who

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Speaker 2: it is.

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Speaker 3: Can you do like his name rhymes with or impression

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Speaker 3: of them?

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Speaker 2: Now, what I'll give you. What I'll give you is

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Speaker 2: that he has known mainly for being an action star.

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Speaker 2: But I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Gonna okay that commands all action.

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Speaker 2: And so we're we're kind of trained to be discreet

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Speaker 2: when dealing with celebrities.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to act like they're just a normal

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Speaker 3: person exactly.

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Speaker 2: So in the middle of the flight, the flight attendant

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Speaker 2: call button keeps chiming on and off, like on and.

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Speaker 3: Off, dude. Sometimes I accidentally hit that instew the light.

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Speaker 1: Oh are you're not wearing your glasses.

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Speaker 3: It's just like you're reaching. It's hard for me. I'm

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Speaker 3: not tall enough to.

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Speaker 1: Something hit all the buttons up there. Okay, but you

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Speaker 1: said the button's going on and off.

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Speaker 2: It's going on and off. So I went into my

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Speaker 2: cabin that I'm overseen, and everybody is asleep. Nobody's hand

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Speaker 2: is up, So I'm like, what's going on? And I

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Speaker 2: realize it's the call button chiming from side the first

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Speaker 2: class laboratory, going on and off.

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Speaker 1: Wait, isn't that.

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Speaker 3: Like a help button inside the bathroom?

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Speaker 2: H yeah, it is, basically. So I go after her

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Speaker 2: tour and I realized that it's said, Hollywood action star

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Speaker 2: in there with his quote unquote manager.

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Speaker 1: Or does the manager need to help the action star

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Speaker 1: with his business?

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Speaker 3: Is that?

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Speaker 1: What is that?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: The service that you get as an alest celeb must be.

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Speaker 2: Well, it might be true because he was saying some

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Speaker 2: of the lines from some of his action movies.

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Speaker 3: You could hear him.

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Speaker 2: I could hear him, and apparently his or her butt

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Speaker 2: was bumping up against the call button.

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Speaker 1: Gosh, So what do you do?

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Speaker 3: I mean, as a flight attendant, isn't your job to

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Speaker 3: stop that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it is, but you know, normally I would knock,

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Speaker 2: you know, say something you need.

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Speaker 1: A hand in there.

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Speaker 2: So I look at my other flight attendants and I

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Speaker 2: was just like and we all decided, like, don't make

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Speaker 2: a scene, just let it happen. What Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 2: we just didn't want to draw attention. But then, of course,

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Speaker 2: you know, like a week later, I'm passing through the

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Speaker 2: airport and I see a tabloid and this actor. It

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Speaker 2: turns out he was married and his wife was eight

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Speaker 1: E Brown, he's ever been married.

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Speaker 3: The manager wasn't his wife, That's what I was hoping.

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Speaker 2: No, she was definitely not.

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Speaker 3: Couldn't fit in one of those bathrooms.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think there was just sort of this code amongst

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Speaker 2: me and my flight attendants, like don't say anything, you know,

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Speaker 2: that's their business. But they ended up divorcing a few

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Speaker 2: years later.

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Speaker 1: I like followed, I mean, yeah, you're well, I could

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Speaker 1: see how like in his mind he's like, I'm holding

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Speaker 1: onto the secret for this famous celebrity so that they

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Speaker 1: can hold onto their marriage.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I basically saved his marriage at least for a

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Speaker 2: few years.

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Speaker 3: Like that wife didn't known that's like a not fun

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Speaker 3: celebrity encounter to me, all of it a little gross

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Speaker 3: and sad. Yea.

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Speaker 1: How do you How do you feel about it, Jeremy

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Speaker 1: looking back on it, Well.

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Speaker 2: Every time I hear that call button pressed on any

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Speaker 2: flight that celebrity, it's like pat.

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Speaker 1: Oh godthroom. Now you don't even go to the people.

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Speaker 1: Wow that Okay, we still want to celerity. I know too,

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Speaker 1: it could be any of them. Well, we'll take a

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Speaker 1: flight on one of your airplanes soon and we'll give

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Speaker 1: you a story that you can think of the next

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Speaker 1: time so that you don't have to think about the

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Speaker 1: celebrity anymore.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I appreciate that here on it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Oh yeah, totally.

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Speaker 1: A woman falls asleep in back, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's probably more likely a woman eats first class meal.

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Speaker 1: Economy will traumatizeing. Sohow Jerry, thanks for sharing text in

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Speaker 1: seven eight, five nine too. If you have a confession

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Speaker 1: you've been holding on to, we can hydror identity mask

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Speaker 1: your voice and make you the next mass speaker. Your

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Speaker 1: phone taps coming up right after this

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,