1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,320 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry letter, the subject my 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,719 Speaker 1: husband is such a dummy. But right now the nephew 4 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:12,000 Speaker 1: is here with today's praying phone call. What you got 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:16,479 Speaker 1: for us? Naph tombstone? Everybody will have one sooner or later. 6 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 1: Tomb stone. Okay, all right, right, all right, it's Auntie 7 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,479 Speaker 1: your funeral and they've got they've got this name spell 8 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:29,200 Speaker 1: wrong on hire tombstone. Let's go. Hey man, I'm gonna 9 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 1: we gotta problem with then you'll want to mess around 10 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 1: and put the wrong name on my tomb and will 11 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,800 Speaker 1: is to do? And we gotta problem. We gotta go rictified. 12 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,880 Speaker 1: Hold hold on, hold on, man, calm down. And first 13 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,279 Speaker 1: of all, what is your name? My name is ritchey Man. 14 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 1: But I can't understand a funeral making you know what, 15 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 1: I don't make sense in the bass will be doing 16 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 1: something like this. So this is a family business. We've 17 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 1: been doing this forty plus years. I don't make a 18 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 1: mistakes like that. Man, What's what? What's the problem, what's 19 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:05,000 Speaker 1: the mistake? What mistake do you think we made? Okay, look, man, 20 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: we're being my amy. Two weeks ago, her name is Rosette. Okay, 21 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: all right, what do you spell? Our name is r 22 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 1: O s e t t A. Y'all got r o 23 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 1: z e t t a. And she was born tune 24 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 1: to eight, nineteen forty eight. Y'all got August the six 25 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: nineteen for the y'all got the dates mixed up, and 26 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 1: y'all got her name mixed up. And when we're in 27 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 1: from it through, that's how my anty are rifted in 28 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 1: peace with the wrong stuff on her thomb songs. Calm 29 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: down right, and you can get it at me. I 30 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 1: can't in no way I can help you to get that. 31 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: I mean fix the problem then, man, I can chell 32 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: the paperwork. I can chell the paperwork and see what 33 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: the problem is. Now, if you gave me the wrong information, 34 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 1: your family gave me wrong information. Dad. We just put 35 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 1: down where we would get it. And if we got 36 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 1: to change something, we'll change it. But it's gonna cause 37 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 1: you some more money, y'all. We we're not paying another 38 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 1: damn damn to that store all, not another damn damn. 39 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 1: The stuff gonna get changed on this damn pool. So 40 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,520 Speaker 1: then we're not paying for nothing. I'm gonna say this, 41 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: so I'm going. I'm decided. I'm saying we can help 42 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:15,640 Speaker 1: you out. I can help you, but if you gave 43 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 1: me the wrong information. That's only here why I didn't 44 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,079 Speaker 1: do that. It's only we didn't get you the wrong 45 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,919 Speaker 1: with information. I'm gonna tell you that you put it 46 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 1: your the name along. What is your name? My name 47 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:30,359 Speaker 1: is Kendrick. Okay, Kendrick. Let me tell you something. If 48 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: this don't get changed, body none, me or some of 49 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 1: my cousin are gonna come out and start digging up 50 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 1: about it. Now, y'are not coming over here and digging 51 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: up nothing. Y'all's my playing. He would gets us about 52 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: my family and come over here, and you're gonna get 53 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:46,400 Speaker 1: up what we're gonna dig up somebody, you don't get 54 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: the wrecked proul of my amy tooms don't. There's not 55 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 1: gonna be none of that. I'm not having you coming 56 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 1: over here. We're gonna fix the problem and check the 57 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 1: PaperWorks and I can get back to you. That's why 58 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 1: I can do. But you ain't digging up nothing. If 59 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: if you ain't fix this thing on money tune star. 60 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,640 Speaker 1: But me and my cousin is coming out there digging 61 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 1: up some of them damn bad. But it until you 62 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 1: don't get this damn thing fix, I'm gonna be nobody 63 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 1: coming over there. Hold on, see what now, I'm getting 64 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,680 Speaker 1: excited to come. Man, let me just talk to you 65 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 1: like a man. That's what I'm saying. That you with 66 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:23,960 Speaker 1: that the family seals out the paperwork because the name 67 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,079 Speaker 1: in the birth date on there, if it is incorrect, 68 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,919 Speaker 1: it has to be fixed. I have to call the 69 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 1: man out here to fix it. And that's gonna call 70 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,079 Speaker 1: some money. I have to pay him. All I'm saying 71 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 1: is if that is the case, if the paperwork is incorrect, 72 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 1: it's not on us, and I'm gonna have to charge 73 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 1: you a little extra money just so I can get 74 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,600 Speaker 1: it taken care of to get charge nothing. We got 75 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: no more money, man, we ain't got no more money. 76 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 1: We ain't got no more I'm gonna I'm gonna tell 77 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 1: you one more time, Mr Kendrew. If I don't see 78 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: a chat, ain't coming after this, eating to look at 79 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,800 Speaker 1: my anty tune. So I'm coming after now. If the 80 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 1: date and the name ain't fix, promise you so help me. 81 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,839 Speaker 1: I'm gonna store digging up but it and if you're 82 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: answering out there. I'm gonna put you in one of 83 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 1: the homes up and I'll tell you what vegid. You're 84 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 1: not gonna put me in no home, man, I like 85 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 1: I said, I tell it. I'm trying to talk to 86 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,479 Speaker 1: you and tell you what the deal is and how 87 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 1: we will get this fix. Ain't nobody coming out here 88 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 1: and dig it up nothing? I bet you. I bet 89 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: you I'm digging up the hole and I'll put you 90 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,040 Speaker 1: if you don't fix mynn We both were going in 91 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,719 Speaker 1: the damn hole. That's what's gonna happen. We're both going 92 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 1: in that end because somebody want to fix this around 93 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 1: and put the wrong d You want to put the 94 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:45,240 Speaker 1: still my hand man wrong and everything. I don't even 95 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 1: answer the damn phone, and my uncle get a kissing 96 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 1: region resident fix nothing. Me and you're yelling at each other. 97 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 1: We mean, we don't do this. Yelling at each other 98 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: is not gonna fix the problems. IM still have to 99 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,799 Speaker 1: do a step here. I have to look at this paperwork. 100 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,280 Speaker 1: But when are you gonna look at it? Ready? You 101 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,160 Speaker 1: keep yelling. I don't even have time to gold with 102 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 1: its paperwork. Every time I get really look at something, 103 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 1: you're yelling in my head. When you say this, you 104 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,480 Speaker 1: want my time, I'm coming at myndfucker. I'm gonna come 105 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 1: out there right now. That's what I'm gonna do. You 106 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 1: know what way to come out there. I'm trying to 107 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: talk nice to you, to tell you what, dude, I 108 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,480 Speaker 1: told you that this is a fan of business. You 109 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 1: just expect me. You come out here. You ain't no 110 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 1: because when we're both going it old days. That's what 111 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you. What now you're not a 112 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,840 Speaker 1: dead when you need to need to know my way 113 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: because they're damntee you you're gonna chere. I'm going then 114 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: bring that you ain't your cause laughing bigger both set 115 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,920 Speaker 1: and hold. I'll just like when they get rid of 116 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 1: the singer on the tomb. So I right, Oh women, 117 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:56,920 Speaker 1: come on, you ain't he cut something? I need to 118 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:01,160 Speaker 1: tell Yes, you got to say. I'm saying to mckndrick, 119 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:06,479 Speaker 1: you wrap the civil d is miss you. Tommy, you 120 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 1: just got breaked by your checker, Telly with no your 121 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 1: man you Tommy. I'm about he got me. Man, man 122 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:29,679 Speaker 1: old he was to be here today. Say I knew 123 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:33,920 Speaker 1: something was funny. Oh man, you got me. But I 124 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,359 Speaker 1: was gonna do the whole for you to day signed 125 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:40,080 Speaker 1: a gig. Hey, man, I gotta ask you one more thing. 126 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio 127 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:53,640 Speaker 1: show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Why 128 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:59,760 Speaker 1: y'all want your tunes? Stone? Yeah, between the Born and 129 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,719 Speaker 1: the But we're gonna have your dash. What do you 130 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,920 Speaker 1: want some flowers on the side? How you want? I 131 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:09,320 Speaker 1: ain't gonna visit. Well you least you know now what 132 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,560 Speaker 1: you're getting. You know what I'm saying. I'm gone, I 133 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:15,520 Speaker 1: pretty much my cass. It's pretty much over. I ain't 134 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,040 Speaker 1: gonna get to heave and say, look, did they put 135 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:20,960 Speaker 1: the right tum stuck down there? What you want? You 136 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 1: want one of the lium things? What you want? Were 137 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 1: you in that wall and he really thought about it? 138 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:31,200 Speaker 1: He really gonna make me no damn difference. Okay, Now, 139 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 1: if you won't, I can have it where it's in 140 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 1: New Orleans. That's above ground. You know what I'm saying. 141 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 1: You ain't underground? You had that? Are you in charge? 142 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 1: Definitely in charge of my funeral? What I want a 143 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,760 Speaker 1: funeral rehearsal. You know what I'm saying? That way? You 144 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,960 Speaker 1: know the people that are because a lot of people 145 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 1: surely don't have to practice care and a little shut up. 146 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 1: You know a lot of people used to have a 147 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 1: six all bears. He's just gonna be too. You know, 148 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 1: you're gonna say I walked in and that's that's what 149 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 1: you're going like little ring bearers at a wedding. Yeah, 150 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,280 Speaker 1: you man, that's gonna come down side. There's gonna be 151 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:12,480 Speaker 1: two tall bears, just one in the front, one in 152 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:17,080 Speaker 1: the back. Okay, they're gonna be a little heavy towards 153 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 1: his head to carry your luggage. Yeah, or roll on, 154 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,640 Speaker 1: timm is gonna come down there in the Louis of 155 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,400 Speaker 1: a Toon rollo, because you know he likes Louiverton. I'm 156 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,160 Speaker 1: gonna have you wrapped in one of the blankets you 157 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:36,040 Speaker 1: see on the planet. I'm not gonna just wrap you. 158 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:40,679 Speaker 1: I'm gonna swadow you. I'm gonna swatter you in a 159 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 1: Louis Verton. Then i'm gonna put you in a rollover. 160 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:49,240 Speaker 1: I used to love to swaddle share that she. I'm 161 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,400 Speaker 1: gonna come over and I'm gonna set you. You ain't 162 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:54,200 Speaker 1: got to use no casket stand. Don't put you up 163 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:58,120 Speaker 1: on the table. Where they had an offering trip and 164 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna just zipping had a lock on it and 165 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:04,440 Speaker 1: say you're gonna be lv down one, oh my gown. 166 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,320 Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew, Thank you, Steve, really, thank 167 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 1: you Steve. Al right up next Strawberry Letters, subject my 168 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 1: husband is such a dummy. We'll get into it right 169 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:17,240 Speaker 1: after this.