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Speaker 4: Hey, it's juiced up. Football's back this week. All right,
Speaker 4: football's back because preseason. But we got Florida State, Georgia Tech.
Speaker 4: We got actual football happening.
Speaker 3: Days four days when you're watching.
Speaker 4: If you're here for Sam Marril, we love to obviously
Speaker 4: banter talk about our lives. We got a few things
Speaker 4: on the docket before we get to the Sam Morel episode,
Speaker 4: which JP are Uh, Mitch and SHRM do an incredible
Speaker 4: job with the time stamps. Time stamp you were here
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Speaker 4: So if you want to jump ahead, go ahead and
Speaker 4: do that. You're free to do so. But the boys
Speaker 4: will be talking about number one. You said it in
Speaker 4: the in the add read our fall tour. We have
Speaker 4: our schedule. Jack's judgment, Jack's judge, Jackson, or yeah, his
Speaker 4: audit for him getting a Chevy Silverado. The comments are
Speaker 4: going nuts. Everybody's screaming at the top of the lugs,
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Speaker 4: We will get to that. The boys are going to
Speaker 4: Camp Barstool this week. We're gonna talk some football, We're
Speaker 4: gonna talk some preseason and have a good time, and
Speaker 4: then we'll get into the same mareal.
Speaker 7: So, where do we start?
Speaker 4: Let us do Let's just say what our fall tour
Speaker 4: schedule is.
Speaker 3: Let's get it out of the way. August thirty, first.
Speaker 4: Notre Dame at Texas A and M.
Speaker 7: Boom.
Speaker 4: All right again, just a reminder, I didn't say this
Speaker 4: in the episode, but we will be at the A
Speaker 4: and M game versus Notre Dame, and we will be
Speaker 4: out outside tailgating with the Twisted Tea Tailgate. That'll be
Speaker 4: from three to six pm. Game kickoff is at six
Speaker 4: point thirty. We'll be at the Twisted Tea tailgate from
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Speaker 4: boys will be on socials. Letting you guys know where
Speaker 4: we're at follow along at busting WTB, but sit three
Speaker 4: to six. We will be at the Twisted T tailgate
Speaker 4: for the Notre Dame at A and M game.
Speaker 3: Now, how do they outdo themselves? The next week, September seventh,
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Speaker 3: Michigan from Michigan versus Texas, and then we're gonna hop
Speaker 3: on the old bird, as we'll complex say it, head
Speaker 3: over to Nebraska, Lincoln, Nebraska, where the boys are taking
Speaker 3: on Dilon Sanders in the Colorado buff Lows.
Speaker 1: The following week.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no bye week.
Speaker 4: Not following week sometime in October, Ohio State in Oregon.
Speaker 3: Also small, not part of the Wild Tour, but just
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Speaker 3: Now there is one more game.
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Speaker 3: To be determined.
Speaker 7: Alabama, Tennessee.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, boys, this is is it?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 4: This is it? Yeah? That's it.
Speaker 3: That's it because last week there was a possibility there
Speaker 3: would be a TVD. Obviously, don't listen to the TVD.
Speaker 4: That people understand is baby number two comes mid November.
Speaker 7: So dude, date is November fourteen. Flight football.
Speaker 4: Women's all right, we will go, uh Taylor, the boy
Speaker 4: might be going to the game Michigan, Ohill State, that's DVD.
Speaker 4: What thank you for staying with us. We're riding high man.
Speaker 4: Football's here, dude, fuck it. Just hey, let's take five.
Speaker 4: Let's take five. Let's have a time out. Let's have
Speaker 4: a time out. We'll just take five. We'll just take five.
Speaker 4: Sorry about those technical difficulties. We are back with BWTB too.
Speaker 4: Sorry for getting a little over the top right there.
Speaker 4: The boys get really excited about football being back for easy.
Speaker 4: The mic was broken in Taylor's chair. So we're gonna
Speaker 4: have a long week ahead of us. Let's talk preseason football.
Speaker 3: Let's talks in football.
Speaker 4: Hey, bow knicks look good? Did he bow knicks look good?
Speaker 4: I know it was a tough weekend. We had JP's wedding,
Speaker 4: which we will. We'll get into a little bit. We'll
Speaker 4: get into a little bit because we got away for
Speaker 4: the boy to get back right now, he's probably on
Speaker 4: his third nut, fourth nut.
Speaker 3: Who knows multiple nuts?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Multiple?
Speaker 4: Yeah. Relaxed about it, but the few and a lot
Speaker 4: of it was highlights too. But everybody's raving about bow knicks.
Speaker 4: Broncos look a little tough. Broncos looked tough. And also
Speaker 4: let's just talk about maybe let's just talk about the
Speaker 4: AFC West in general. Gardner Minshew named the starting quarterback
Speaker 4: for the Raiders beat out is it O'Connell? O'Connell, You
Speaker 4: saw Peyton Manning break down at the Fanatics show, justin
Speaker 4: Herbert being like a top five quarterback in his mind.
Speaker 4: That also you got Patrick Mahomes. He hit a little
Speaker 4: behind the back pass on like short yardage play, looked
Speaker 4: very craft and.
Speaker 3: The words of Adam Sandler and the longest yards and
Speaker 3: backyard bullshit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, some backyard bullshit, but it paid off. And honestly,
Speaker 4: it's an innovative play.
Speaker 3: It's it's an innovative play, and it's funny how those
Speaker 3: things work. Because Patrick Mahomes as a sideline interview saying
Speaker 3: Travis Kelcey runs the wrong route, didn't do it correctly.
Speaker 3: Travis Kelcey then flips a script on him and says,
Speaker 3: I don't know what past's talking about. That was the
Speaker 3: game plan right there. So the tale of two stories, right,
Speaker 3: there's always three sides of every story. Your side there
Speaker 3: side in the truth, yes, which is always fun.
Speaker 4: Well, what makes that when Deadly's they got a little
Speaker 4: zone read into an r P O and the two
Speaker 4: pass options. Obviously you got the receiver, but Travis being
Speaker 4: the little behind the back, Like, if they can do
Speaker 4: that consistently, that is maybe the toughest play to stop
Speaker 4: on shortyardst.
Speaker 3: Some might say they're a good they're a good ball club.
Speaker 4: They're a good club that can possibly let's not get.
Speaker 3: Because AFC West units. Yeah, I think the only conference
Speaker 3: may be stronger is the AFC South. I agreed, They're
Speaker 3: definitely not. It's definitely not. And for those of you
Speaker 3: joining us who are true football fans that are like,
Speaker 3: I'm turning this off because it's nonage.
Speaker 4: The Boystown keeping j justas was a joke. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3: AFC West is probably.
Speaker 4: Those dogs nuts NFC West. In my opinion. I think
Speaker 4: you got the Rams. They'll be nice.
Speaker 3: Nice Arizona.
Speaker 4: Yeah, who knows what Arizona. They're kind of a toss up.
Speaker 4: But I think like three teams will be competing in
Speaker 4: the NFC West, between the Niners, Seahawks, and the Rams.
Speaker 3: See, I don't I'm not as high on the Seahawks.
Speaker 3: I'm not as high on the Seahaws. I don't know.
Speaker 3: If you saw mug shots come out the uh everyone's
Speaker 3: little little face shots they get every single year for
Speaker 3: the pamphlet. But Gino Smith looks like he's gone through
Speaker 3: hell this offseason.
Speaker 4: Well he's still he's still not writing back, he's not stressful,
Speaker 4: he's not riding back.
Speaker 3: But I just look at into visual from twenty twenty
Speaker 3: three now to twenty twenty four, and I see his
Speaker 3: face just looks like something happened, Something happened to our
Speaker 3: boy in the off season. He might write a book
Speaker 3: on it later, but you need to look at those
Speaker 3: two photos, put him side by the side and tell
Speaker 3: me I'm wrong, because it is a scary deal.
Speaker 4: McDonald being the head coach. Defensively, he's like they call
Speaker 4: him like the Sean McVay on defense, Seattle'll be tough
Speaker 4: on defense. The reason I like him too on offensive
Speaker 4: GINO is Jake Pets shout out Nebraska. Jake Peats is
Speaker 4: a passing game coordinator paired with their OC. He's coming
Speaker 4: from the college level. I think he was the head
Speaker 4: coach maybe for somebody correct me if I'm wrong. Boston
Speaker 4: College BC. But the pass college do hang on passing game.
Speaker 4: Jake Pets is the passing game coordinator who came from LA.
Speaker 4: So he's part of the mcveay, the Shanahan, that entire web. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the Tree, Lafleur, all those boys. And then you got
Speaker 4: this offensive coordinator who came from is it? Is it?
Speaker 4: Boston College? Charem. I think that's just type in Seahawks
Speaker 4: offensive coordinator.
Speaker 3: If you were to tell me that the Seahawks offensive
Speaker 3: coordinator came from BC, BC's a run heavy like high
Speaker 3: school ball club when it comes to their play calling.
Speaker 4: Apparently he's crafty and I the uh the talk of
Speaker 4: him is he hasn't been institutionalized like in the NFL.
Speaker 4: He doesn't have NFL exper and that's why you bring
Speaker 4: in a passing game coordinator from from the Tree, the
Speaker 4: MiG Big Tree, right, to kind of pair because you're
Speaker 4: not like again like brainwashing and thinking you have to
Speaker 4: do some some of the copycat things, like some of
Speaker 4: the things that happen and take place in the NFL,
Speaker 4: because obviously the hashes are more narrow. Was it? Boston College?
Speaker 6: Washington?
Speaker 3: Washington makes way more makes way more my fault now,
Speaker 3: No disrespectful Boske.
Speaker 4: Keiley, Ryan Grubb, Yes, but apparently he's he's got some
Speaker 4: ship too.
Speaker 3: Grubbin's racing preseasons exciting. It's an exciting time. The most
Speaker 3: exciting clip for me on the weekend. Quarterback plays great.
Speaker 3: Behind the backs are great, but something about seeing a
Speaker 3: three hundred pound plus boy turn around hawking down running
Speaker 3: backs who are supposed to be in that four four
Speaker 3: four five category puts the Jets on in a preseason game,
Speaker 3: I believe it was the third quarter, Like you're not
Speaker 3: going to start. If you're playing in a third quarter,
Speaker 3: you're trying to make a team, you're trying to get after,
Speaker 3: You're trying to make sure that the boys don't listen.
Speaker 3: I'm here to play, I'm here to put in the
Speaker 3: effort so you can count on me on those Sundays
Speaker 3: when every reports that boy coming out there.
Speaker 4: Like that, what wolves do we know it? Do we
Speaker 4: got his name?
Speaker 3: I don't think he has a name. I think he
Speaker 3: just goes by the Spaniard. It's one of those He's.
Speaker 4: The cat that you pull up that everybody's watching on
Speaker 4: film and they say, this is how you fucking make
Speaker 4: the team.
Speaker 3: Exactly number ninety four. Dude, don't even say his name.
Speaker 4: We got to give him some love. He's an under
Speaker 4: want to have.
Speaker 3: Like the spectacle about like, who is this guy? I know?
Speaker 3: I know obviously the names in the back of his jersey.
Speaker 3: Obviously obviously he's been playing football for a long time
Speaker 3: and people know who he is. But this is not
Speaker 3: that kind of podcast, And I want to just add
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 4: The screen's not on screen's not on a little too
Speaker 4: too much excitement at the top of the episode of
Speaker 4: Elijah Chapman rookie rookie.
Speaker 3: From Wow is coming back after the death penalty?
Speaker 4: Huh toning up? Hey, s m U Are they in
Speaker 4: the a.
Speaker 1: CEC Now they are?
Speaker 4: You're you're a college football guy in kind of the
Speaker 4: big twelve world ACC.
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 9: For the ACC apparently it's going to be shutting down
Speaker 9: pretty soon here.
Speaker 4: Sim you made a big boy move, but it's going they.
Speaker 1: But at what costs?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 9: And and they also paid their own way into the ACC.
Speaker 9: They are not receiving a single dollar from the conference
Speaker 9: for I believe the next three years.
Speaker 4: Wow, they believed in the move.
Speaker 9: Still doing nothing until Florida State and Clemson jump ship
Speaker 9: to the Big Twelve.
Speaker 4: Now, CBD, I'm.
Speaker 3: Playing a little catch up here on the a SEC
Speaker 3: and the removing of all the groups. That's my phone
Speaker 3: going off. Is it true? Stanford is now in the
Speaker 3: a CC. Yeah, cal Cal is also in the a CC.
Speaker 3: That did make a whole lot of sense, right, Atlantic
Speaker 3: Coast Conference, Atlantic Coastal.
Speaker 9: Conference, American Coasts Conference.
Speaker 3: That plays better.
Speaker 4: I think it sucks for Stanford and count It's similar
Speaker 4: like you got Oregon, Washington USC in the Big Ten.
Speaker 4: Like having to travel to their away games. I feel
Speaker 4: like it's always.
Speaker 3: But the only place you run into that issue is
Speaker 3: like a Rutgers in a Maryland is when you're having
Speaker 3: those away games in the Big Ten. But if you're Stanford,
Speaker 3: all your away games are going to be on the
Speaker 3: East Coast. You know, it's essentially like Hawaii. We see
Speaker 3: Hawaii they play like, you know, all their games, they
Speaker 3: have to travel eight hours just to come over to
Speaker 3: the mainland to figure stuff out.
Speaker 4: But think about how much like going to the coast
Speaker 4: affects guys in the NFL. It's not like says, let's
Speaker 4: just say it's marginal. Imagine it now being like eighteen
Speaker 4: to twenty two year olds. So traveling, I did far.
Speaker 3: I did see a stat and once again, like my
Speaker 3: my information on these stats are always.
Speaker 4: Taken with grand AsSalt, taken with a grain of salt, like.
Speaker 3: Don't take what I saying, like this is the word
Speaker 3: of the law.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
Speaker 3: Teams from the West Coast that played on the East
Speaker 3: Coast in the last few years on a seven PM
Speaker 3: game like statistically win like seventy five percent of time
Speaker 3: because it's like a tired thing. It's a tired thing,
Speaker 3: and for whatever reason, the Pacific Coast the team traveling,
Speaker 3: traveling wins a good set and it might be a
Speaker 3: completely wrong stay because the more I'm saying it, the
Speaker 3: more I'm like, that doesn't make sense. It's kind of
Speaker 3: like Boston College.
Speaker 4: But I'm putting that in the brain as like, oh,
Speaker 4: this could be a this could be an edge in
Speaker 4: gambling this year. Oh, this could be an edge.
Speaker 3: That's what I love about you. Will. You're always thinking
Speaker 3: about the future, baby going to make He's never present,
Speaker 3: he's always thinking about what's next.
Speaker 9: But we're also talking about we're talking about Callen Stanford.
Speaker 9: Are we thinking cows going to go fly down.
Speaker 4: To Miami and beat Miami? No?
Speaker 3: No, let me, let me take care of that.
Speaker 4: That's actually my silent. That's my phone. Again. That's a
Speaker 4: good that's a that's a good boy move right there.
Speaker 4: When somebody's phone goes off in like a team meeting,
Speaker 4: company meeting, everyone immediately should start saying, oh, that's my phone.
Speaker 4: Everybody's kind of checking to save whoever's phone's really going off.
Speaker 4: That's just a little tip.
Speaker 3: I love. I love in the team meetings that somebody's
Speaker 3: phone goes off and all the boys start coughing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's always good. That's another that's another tip to
Speaker 4: add to just start coughing.
Speaker 3: Right, just start coughing. This is I I want to
Speaker 3: say something. This is the first time I've sat in
Speaker 3: this chair. I feel so bad for our guests. This
Speaker 3: is so uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: I just feel like this the boy Mitch has been.
Speaker 4: He's been saying that we should get Oh god, did
Speaker 4: you just break another one? Yeah? Hey, we'll be right,
Speaker 4: We'll be right back. We'll be right back.
Speaker 3: Hey, listen, this is not intentional. I do apologize. This
Speaker 3: is one hundred percent on me, but that was not intentional.
Speaker 4: I'll be back. We're back, all right, Welcome back to
Speaker 4: Busting with the Boys. Sorry for those technical difficulties, Taylors
Speaker 4: now broken to microphones. This one works, though you're uncomfortable
Speaker 4: in that in that's all right on the couch.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you gotta have a little discomfort when you've acted
Speaker 3: the way I've acted. Is the screen still off?
Speaker 4: Yeh? Screen still screen perfect? Are we able to get
Speaker 4: the screen back on?
Speaker 3: Listen, those of you joining us for the first time
Speaker 3: with Samuel, we swear to god, it's not usually this
Speaker 3: much of a shod show. Yeah, still a should show,
Speaker 3: but not this much. It's the boys, boys, it's just
Speaker 3: hanging out. We're just having a good time. We're having
Speaker 3: a good time with you guys.
Speaker 4: We're headed off to Camp Barstool this week.
Speaker 3: That's gonna be an amazing time.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Wis Canton?
Speaker 3: Wis Canton?
Speaker 4: Yeah? From our understanding. It's gonna be kind of set
Speaker 4: up like the movie Heavyweights, which phenomenal, and we'll be
Speaker 4: bunking up twin beds, no heat, no ac. Just can't
Speaker 4: grind me with the fellas.
Speaker 3: Who's going to be the Ben Stiller of Heavyweights at
Speaker 3: this camp?
Speaker 8: Who's going to be?
Speaker 4: Is WECo going? Yeah? Oh I hope So if Rico
Speaker 4: is going.
Speaker 3: Then I feel like he's going to Ben Still from Heavyweights.
Speaker 4: He just runs the whole show, right, you got to
Speaker 4: weigh in before, right when you get there, and then
Speaker 4: at the very.
Speaker 3: End, congratulations, you're the fastest kidding camp.
Speaker 4: We have like a you know, we rally all the
Speaker 4: boys at like three am to pass out candy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's so Yeah. When there's like logs like meat
Speaker 3: sticks inside the logs, there's so many good quotes that
Speaker 3: come into that movie. Do it to I'm dogging it, Pat,
Speaker 3: I'm dogging it. When they're trying to get Uncle Tony
Speaker 3: to do some abs. Can't do can't do uh sit
Speaker 3: ups without with your eyes closed. He's like so many
Speaker 3: miss about the abdominal muscles. I'll be glad to put
Speaker 3: this one to rest.
Speaker 4: It's like so great. He gets on the intercom Lunch
Speaker 4: has been canceled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.
Speaker 3: It's just a great movie, great movie.
Speaker 4: Do what else? JP's wedding, JP's wedding for just a
Speaker 4: hell of a weekend. Sure you missed a great one, bro.
Speaker 4: I can't believe you didn't make it.
Speaker 1: We're still hurting. We're still hurting. I did.
Speaker 4: I did not make it. I was busy. Yeah you
Speaker 4: were busy? Yeah? Yeah? Did you get the invite? Got
Speaker 4: the invite? Was it a minute?
Speaker 10: Like?
Speaker 4: Ah, hey, I know you're new here. I love more
Speaker 4: than when it was.
Speaker 9: Brought up by somebody else they said, hey, are you coming?
Speaker 9: It was loud enough that JP heard it. JP kind
Speaker 9: of sits up, waits to see my reaction, and then goes, hey,
Speaker 9: if you're not doing anything though, like we love for
Speaker 9: you and.
Speaker 4: Jill to come.
Speaker 9: Boll and being a guy that has gone through a
Speaker 9: wedding like y'all have, I know the stress of it.
Speaker 9: I'm not going to put a guy through that. I'm
Speaker 9: not gonna go crash it. You know they already have
Speaker 9: Is he doing steak? Is he doing chicken? Everything's bought
Speaker 9: paid for. These two randows come in now. We gotta
Speaker 9: grab chairs, we gotta grab extra food. I'm not doing
Speaker 9: that to the guy.
Speaker 3: He's actually I have a style set up. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was above face style set up. He didn't tell me
Speaker 3: open seating too, which I think. I think when you
Speaker 3: put that on paper like this is a great idea.
Speaker 3: But there were some I think there was some wrinkles
Speaker 3: that we could watch the film on this wedding and
Speaker 3: be like, there's a couple of things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a couple bones to pick.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, pick the bones. Well, I'm glad you're willing
Speaker 3: to pick bones, because I was really worried when I.
Speaker 4: Was saying, you know, we can we can wait till
Speaker 4: JP and rediscuss it next week when JP's back from
Speaker 4: his honeymoon. But yeah, I think what you were saying
Speaker 4: it sounds good on everybody standing and mingling and you
Speaker 4: just want everybody in the action together, but not having
Speaker 4: the assigned seating and the tables I think does more
Speaker 4: harm than good.
Speaker 3: For instance, hold on, do we want to talk about
Speaker 3: it right now?
Speaker 4: I'll just I'll glaze over it.
Speaker 3: Blaze dude, glaze away.
Speaker 4: When we were trying to sit and have our you know,
Speaker 4: after we were all over the place. Apps. The food
Speaker 4: was phenomenal finger foods, even at sushi.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We when we walked through is Me, Will and Charrow,
Speaker 3: we just immediately started finding the people holding the nice dishes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and just get you a couple of those.
Speaker 3: By the third time, guys like you can just have one,
Speaker 3: but you'd always hit him with the oh what is this?
Speaker 3: And it's like you list, we all know each other now.
Speaker 4: And Taylor tries to char and I. We sit down
Speaker 4: at this table again open seating, and there's not very
Speaker 4: many tables, so you kind of got the standing tables.
Speaker 4: You got a few sitting tables. Taylor tries to come
Speaker 4: sit by us, and Lady's like, oh, hey, that's our
Speaker 4: Taylor just gets up and I kind of don't know
Speaker 4: what to say, and I'm thinking in my head, like
Speaker 4: did I take somebody's seat? It seems like there's an
Speaker 4: entire group here. When I get up to go get
Speaker 4: my water, somebody does infiltrate my seat. So it's just
Speaker 4: sometimes people like being told what to do and where
Speaker 4: to go. And also with the speeches, there's only a
Speaker 4: group that was close that could hear Sittin's dad talk
Speaker 4: and give his speech. Everybody's talking. Yeah, you got everybody
Speaker 4: talking to the back. We couldn't get I just you
Speaker 4: need a sign seating and we'll go over that a
Speaker 4: little bit more with JP when he gets here.
Speaker 3: That was like the opposite of what glazing over something is.
Speaker 4: But yeah, a little bit heavy on your heart. It
Speaker 4: was when it was happening, I was like, I can't
Speaker 4: wait to talk about this on buzzing there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there were some things too I would like to
Speaker 3: talk about as well, but I'll wait.
Speaker 4: J was saying like, hey, please wait till I come back,
Speaker 4: because he wanted to say some things to shout out
Speaker 4: the boy JP for the pool party. Shout out the
Speaker 4: boy JP for the pull party. That worked out. I mean,
Speaker 4: I thought it was gonna be fun. Usually it's just
Speaker 4: hard to get something like that pulled off if you're
Speaker 4: the male wanting to do something fun with the boys.
Speaker 4: Usually the parents and everybody kind of shut stuff down
Speaker 4: and you gotta do some formal stuff. JP had this
Speaker 4: pool party. They had the little rehearsal dinner and then
Speaker 4: on the outside of the rehearsal dinner, massive pool local
Speaker 4: community pool had a little low diving board. Mitch Jack.
Speaker 4: They're doing gainers off of it, and it started to storm,
Speaker 4: heavy fucking rain, and it was incredible. It's like you
Speaker 4: go back to your youth and you think all the time, like, man,
Speaker 4: you want to have a pull party at nighttime. You
Speaker 4: want it to storm. But every time it storms, you like, hey,
Speaker 4: you gotta get out. There could be lightning coming. JP's dad, Paul,
Speaker 4: shout out the boy, Paul. He is a legend. He's
Speaker 4: standing on the edge trying to yell like, hey, fifteen minutes,
Speaker 4: lightning's gonna be coming in. We're gonna have to get
Speaker 4: out of the pool. Everybody's like, oh okay, Paul, and
Speaker 4: we just have a great time to risk. We're doing
Speaker 4: We're having a splash contest. People are doing tricks. We're
Speaker 4: trying to do a splash contest, and Jack's just trying
Speaker 4: to overperform and do all these flips and spins. It
Speaker 4: is like Jack, like dude, we got it fun Like
Speaker 4: Jack do a can opener bro.
Speaker 7: Relay races.
Speaker 8: Relay races were I mean, when you just get guys
Speaker 8: together with competition, when people are informal attire and people
Speaker 8: are just giving it, they're all and truly rooting their
Speaker 8: nights for the sake of a race.
Speaker 4: You can't beat that, and getting their hands on the
Speaker 4: one volleyball that's just being thrown around. Everybody's like it's
Speaker 4: like smear the queer dunking, hold them underwater.
Speaker 3: Great callback man.
Speaker 8: It rained for like an hour straight. Yeah, hard, and
Speaker 8: we didn't have one lightning strike. You know, you think
Speaker 8: that's going to ruin the wedding party, and all it
Speaker 8: did was enhance it. Just put it on a hundred.
Speaker 4: So yeah, we'll get JP's take on it next week
Speaker 4: for sure. However, I do feel like I earned some
Speaker 4: respect in the in the swimming category. Jack, you as well.
Speaker 8: I think we all did showing up for busting. I
Speaker 8: think we all did really well.
Speaker 4: I think us internally we all had kind of like,
Speaker 4: I wonder how fast this person can swim because Jack
Speaker 4: Jack is like, all, I'm like a fish in the water,
Speaker 4: and you kind of know he's good at pretty much everything,
Speaker 4: and so you're kind.
Speaker 3: Of got, hell, let's probably put a time out on that.
Speaker 3: Let's put a time out on that. Sailing. A lot
Speaker 3: of times on this bus, we don't dish out compliments
Speaker 3: like that to each other.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that was a big deal.
Speaker 8: To give his Instagram posted JP and then the one
Speaker 8: thing literally says you are not athletic, and the nicest
Speaker 8: post he's ever said to him like this, I had to.
Speaker 4: Do something to mitigate, Like I'm not sitting there trying
Speaker 4: to just live on my knees for JP the entire
Speaker 4: but I gotta say something.
Speaker 8: That was a really nice post. Comp and check it.
Speaker 4: Out Underscore three. But it was an awesome time.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But Jack, Yeah, there was a So we did two
Speaker 4: relay races and JP's like, well, you got to start
Speaker 4: it off because he started to JP photo finish apparently
Speaker 4: beat me, which is all I needed because the way
Speaker 4: he talks is like I thought you would have killed me.
Speaker 4: And uh, at the very end, you just did a
Speaker 4: two lap. What is it? How many meters?
Speaker 8: Was fifty fifty meters?
Speaker 4: So down and back there's four people, the four best.
Speaker 4: Jack was one of them against these other cats who
Speaker 4: actually swam I believe growing up.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I didn't realize that, like.
Speaker 4: On a team, and he fell apart in the last
Speaker 4: fifteen meters, but Jack was like Jack was competing really.
Speaker 8: And then for the next hour. I've never had worse
Speaker 8: heartburn in my entire life really, because I just eating
Speaker 8: some food and we were drinking beers and then you're like,
Speaker 8: you are these guys are moving and you don't want
Speaker 8: to just be the guy who's half assing it.
Speaker 4: And they're like, oh, you get any competition going in?
Speaker 8: Yeah, you gotta put it all out there. And we're
Speaker 8: all sitting there for the next ten minutes after the
Speaker 8: race is over.
Speaker 4: Just like dude, I had a headache the rest of
Speaker 4: the night. It was crazy.
Speaker 3: It breaks my heart that I wasn't a part of that.
Speaker 3: I wish I could have been so bad. Now, did
Speaker 3: you talk to Jack about the thing we talked about
Speaker 3: at the wedding?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I brought I brought it up, did you I
Speaker 4: brought it up. Taylor came up to me in the
Speaker 4: day of the wedding and saw that I.
Speaker 3: Kind of want to tell it because I feel like
Speaker 3: I don't know how you're gonna tell it.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna say what I post.
Speaker 3: Go ahead.
Speaker 4: I took a clip of the thunderstore of the storm
Speaker 4: happening with the pool cat catches the ball off the
Speaker 4: diving board, Like the scene is just perfect and it's
Speaker 4: a day you dream about again, Like as a kid
Speaker 4: getting to swim in those type of elements, and I
Speaker 4: post on on basically all my channels, don't go to
Speaker 4: my TikTok. That did not do very well, but best
Speaker 4: night of all time, just being hype, living in the moment.
Speaker 4: Next day at the wedding, Taylor comes up to me afterwards,
Speaker 4: it's like, hey, I saw your post. I think it
Speaker 4: was directed at me. I didn't like, hey, brother, you know.
Speaker 3: I said Jack and I were talking and I was like,
Speaker 3: I feel like that post was a little towards me
Speaker 3: because the conversation were in the last episode for the
Speaker 3: Tier ones.
Speaker 4: You know this.
Speaker 3: The boys were rising me saying I wasn't going to
Speaker 3: make it because I wasn't going to be able to
Speaker 3: make it, and oh us about how great the day
Speaker 3: was going to be. So but I think you were
Speaker 3: able to make it. It would have been a photo finish.
Speaker 4: It would have been a race.
Speaker 3: It would have been a photo finish. Come on, it
Speaker 3: would have been a photo finish.
Speaker 4: Could you have made it? Probably? I was tired. Man
Speaker 4: you landed. I thought you were surprising me because you
Speaker 4: landed around like one or one thirty at BNA flight
Speaker 4: takes off to Greenville, at three thirty. I thought Taylor
Speaker 4: is doing the old bait and switch the boys known for.
Speaker 3: A great surprise every time I do. I do enjoy spies.
Speaker 4: And so when I saw I had a miscall from
Speaker 4: my call and I'm like, hey, are you sitting at D two,
Speaker 4: He's like, oh, no, I'm driving home. I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I thought for sure you were gonna get on this flight.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The thing that was difficult for me is my
Speaker 3: wife was in Canada with her grandfather, Grandpa Wynn, who
Speaker 3: is a point of will Compton and Grandpa whinn Is.
Speaker 3: He's you know life, right, you get older, you know,
Speaker 3: you start wanting more time with family. And he goes
Speaker 3: back home every single year to the east coast of
Speaker 3: Canada where he's from, and enjoys like fishing and being
Speaker 3: with his old friends and seeing his old stomping grounds.
Speaker 3: And he goes with my mother in law, Miss Tanna,
Speaker 3: who's a queen, and he kept giving hints to Tale
Speaker 3: and saying like, hey, I would be great if the
Speaker 3: kids came. You know what if the kids came in,
Speaker 3: be awesome. So Tailor is like, surprising them. I dropped
Speaker 3: them off Wednesday, but they get back at ten am Sunday.
Speaker 3: So with the direct flights and how that process worked,
Speaker 3: I never look at connecting flights and thinking I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get on that flight. I look at the directs. I
Speaker 3: think there was like the only direct was like ten
Speaker 3: o'clock and then a three fifty from that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, from from from Nashville to it was, and then
Speaker 4: the flight back was like ten am, land at ten three.
Speaker 3: Right, So I was like, I won't be able to
Speaker 3: pick them up all that different stuff, and so I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I'll just drive, I'll drive Saturday. So
Speaker 3: I landed from Arizona on Friday, slept, woke up in
Speaker 3: the morning, drove to the wedding, hung out at the
Speaker 3: wedding for four or five hours three.
Speaker 4: Including the ceremony.
Speaker 3: Four went there and supporting JP, and then drove home
Speaker 3: that night so I could pick up my girls in
Speaker 3: the morning. And now I get home around twelve forty
Speaker 3: five am, and I get a call from tailor at
Speaker 3: seven am saying flight's been canceled because the weather in Toronto.
Speaker 3: All these different things. Now, before we got in the bus,
Speaker 3: she was just telling me their flight got delayed again
Speaker 3: and then missed the connection. So she mightst have flight
Speaker 3: a West Coast Canaona. Now it's a big ordeal, but
Speaker 3: on the name of family. It was all in the
Speaker 3: name of family. Could I have handled it better? Yeah,
Speaker 3: But I think we all know with my organization, like,
Speaker 3: it's just who I am at this point, Yeah, I think,
Speaker 3: And why fix your problems when you can just accept
Speaker 3: who you are?
Speaker 8: Will Will Compton is, there's some flowers. There was and
Speaker 8: we'll leave him on. Named a person who's supposed to
Speaker 8: be driving the getaway car after the reception, said man
Speaker 8: could not do it. Will Compton rose to the occasion,
Speaker 8: stopped drinking. He's drinking limits. He was in there and
Speaker 8: he was also having a good fucking time with water
Speaker 8: in the class. And then he's out there driving. What
Speaker 8: I thought was one of the coolest parts was JP's
Speaker 8: truck that he grew up driving in high school. And
Speaker 8: Will Compton drives JP and sitting off to you know,
Speaker 8: go seal the deal on a beautiful marriage, and I
Speaker 8: think that was that was really big of you to
Speaker 8: And then the second lap back around, y'all hit the
Speaker 8: block and came back just hitting the horn.
Speaker 4: Funny funny about that I missed the turn.
Speaker 8: We were wondering if we're just gonna keep hitting laps.
Speaker 4: I hit a turn too early because JP pulls on
Speaker 4: his phone and was like he was like filming, and
Speaker 4: they're like, oh, we got to guess. I'm sitting there
Speaker 4: trying to remember, like where am I supposed to go?
Speaker 4: Because I didn't know the name of the hotel or anything.
Speaker 4: This lady was like, hey, go through the first up light.
Speaker 4: You'll make it right on the second one. Go down
Speaker 4: and it'll be right there on your right. I end
Speaker 4: up turning on the first up light and they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's all good. We'll make our way back around. Like
Speaker 4: we got to drive back through where everybody is. He's
Speaker 4: like yeah, I was like, this will be hilarious. So
Speaker 4: I'm just like laying on the horn and everybody's just
Speaker 4: getting hype. It was all time. It was all time.
Speaker 3: Did also shout out sitting seem like there's so many
Speaker 3: it's so easy to be a bridezilla in those type
Speaker 3: of situation. She seemed. She seemed calm, cool, collected the
Speaker 3: entire time. Seemed like they really took a moment and
Speaker 3: embraced the entire situation.
Speaker 4: And having Crabby Patty served at the end of the night. Again,
Speaker 4: some of the things that you know was all JP
Speaker 4: when you talk about like Bridezal and everything else, A
Speaker 4: lot of times like some of those things can just
Speaker 4: get Hey, go sit in the corner, stay quiet, we
Speaker 4: will all.
Speaker 3: My mom will handle this. Yeah yeah, that type of deal.
Speaker 4: Which one oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's I'm I'm turning.
Speaker 4: That's me turning way too early.
Speaker 8: And you begin a single cab truck, dude.
Speaker 4: And as I'm dropping them off, I'm like, hey, I
Speaker 4: don't want to like call out the elephant in the
Speaker 4: room here, but I was like, I'm gonna be the
Speaker 4: the last one you see before you guys, you know,
Speaker 4: we kind of awkward laughed. I'm like, I go have
Speaker 4: a good time, have a good time. Whoa but yeah,
Speaker 4: shout up three deep thrown crossol, shout out the hovees Man, shout.
Speaker 3: Out the Huffies and there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Bro, you're probably wondering, why is that name so familiar?
Speaker 3: Firm a university. That's why it's so.
Speaker 8: Easy to remember Sindon went to Clemson, which I thought
Speaker 8: was that's how I knew everything I need to know
Speaker 8: about Sidon when she chose to go to Clemson instead
Speaker 8: of Furman.
Speaker 4: H everything and shows JP still yeah, honing in tunnel
Speaker 4: vision on that's who he wants to be.
Speaker 8: There's a lot of good things about the Sittings and
Speaker 8: the Furmans that we could sit here, I mean, I know,
Speaker 8: and the Hoveies we could talk all day about them.
Speaker 8: They're so easy to celebrate.
Speaker 4: And yeah, the Gossap parents awesome families.
Speaker 3: The guy who did the wedding did an amazing job
Speaker 3: of like telling the story of JP, like essentially tracking
Speaker 3: down sitting for twelve years is crazy.
Speaker 4: It's ultimate. Only a story of nice guys can finish first.
Speaker 3: Yes, and that's exactly what JP is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very quality, just a good human being. Great, and
Speaker 4: he's somebody you want. Like I put in my post
Speaker 4: like I would want my daughter to marry somebody like
Speaker 4: that with a little bit more athletic ability. But I
Speaker 4: saw somebody say like, oh, you need to have a
Speaker 4: few more daughters, so I can say the same about
Speaker 4: when you ever you guys get married, And I'm thinking
Speaker 4: not Jack.
Speaker 8: When I was reading that, I go, I, you know,
Speaker 8: for some reason, this feels personal.
Speaker 4: Like Taylor seeing the post and you're like, I feel
Speaker 4: like this is this, It's easy.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 3: Will does a great job of throwing like little subtle
Speaker 3: shots throughout the day on social media.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's in the chair.
Speaker 3: He's in the chair and I'm on the couch. There's
Speaker 3: no question about it, no question Will Will's microphone broke.
Speaker 8: I would I'm just Taylor Junior. This definitely was about me, right,
Speaker 8: because it's easy to.
Speaker 3: Take it personal. You think to yourself the conversation we
Speaker 3: had in Detroit where it was like when or Weston
Speaker 3: and Rue and you he wasn't top dog on that,
Speaker 3: which only in my It's like.
Speaker 4: I said, I said, I would be excited, but also
Speaker 4: like you know, it's like Jack, like you guys both
Speaker 4: in your later years. I'm thinking this is more of
Speaker 4: the quality of that you want your daughter to marry.
Speaker 3: Like if it's safe, great, save I will right there.
Speaker 3: Phenomenal because you just made it all. Yeah, you made
Speaker 3: it because there was a piece of us that was
Speaker 3: kind of hurting a little bit. Now I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 4: You know what if you go on, If you go on, Mitch,
Speaker 4: You're like, you know you can oh you see that
Speaker 4: four hours Hey, the people spotlighting you on your suit,
Speaker 4: Mitch that she was hilarious. But if like if Mitch
Speaker 4: walks through your door, you're like, you know, you're happy
Speaker 4: that they're happy, but you're like, you.
Speaker 6: Know, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Mean, it's a little dumb dad, what'd you think?
Speaker 11: I mean, it's I'm just here to be I'm the
Speaker 11: punching bag of the group, and I'll say some random
Speaker 11: ship every once in a while that I'll just be like,
Speaker 11: where did that even come from?
Speaker 3: But it just keeps Have you met Bloss before the
Speaker 3: other day?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, daily, that's essentially you. Man, you have to
Speaker 3: do Bloss.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I know, I know, I know that.
Speaker 3: I miss Bloss every day.
Speaker 4: How did you work with Bloss?
Speaker 6: I worked for Bloss for a year?
Speaker 4: Oh? Really?
Speaker 3: C tespn man, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Bro, did you you honestly thought?
Speaker 3: I never?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, one hundred percent. Satur Oh I wonder
Speaker 3: if there was an overlap? Yeah, fun fact there was
Speaker 3: overlap for a year. This podcast has gone really downhill
Speaker 3: since the beginning part of this podcast, hasn't it?
Speaker 4: Well, should we get to should we get to judgment?
Speaker 4: Anything else we have to touch before? I don't think so?
Speaker 4: How many times has JP nutted we can go ahead and.
Speaker 3: Do we want to read, We'll redinad and then we'll
Speaker 3: do JA.
Speaker 8: I will say. When I was at the wedding, I
Speaker 8: started getting notifications on Twitter out of nowhere, and I
Speaker 8: was like, what's going on? The Titans apparently played the
Speaker 8: O G painting video this week? Really no way, and
Speaker 8: I'm not there. But my niece got to go to
Speaker 8: her first Titans game today, so I like to think
Speaker 8: I was there in spirit. She's representing.
Speaker 4: That's a huge That's that's you making a difference at
Speaker 4: your voice.
Speaker 8: I'm really excited for week two of the NFL regular
Speaker 8: season to see it in full forest and then hopefully
Speaker 8: we have this kind of coming to God moment where
Speaker 8: I'm hugging all the people around me and they're like,
Speaker 8: who the fuck are you? Like, yeah, blocking the views?
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Speaker 3: Not a big soda kid growing up, but when a
Speaker 3: Mountain Dew was around, that thing was getting throated in
Speaker 3: a hurry. Those were the best, man.
Speaker 4: Once I just do the do.
Speaker 3: I love the original, I love the Code Red, But
Speaker 3: there was something about going to t Bell and getting
Speaker 3: the ball Hop Blast that just it was like, God,
Speaker 3: it's like getting ice cream at the end of It's
Speaker 3: like getting dessert at the end of a nice meal. Dude, Like, dude,
Speaker 3: let me get this Bahap Blast. Because at this at
Speaker 3: this point in my life that I'm thinking about right now,
Speaker 3: it was the generation of suicides where you hit every
Speaker 3: single one, and I would do that at every fast
Speaker 3: food establishment. I went to, but I would not would
Speaker 3: not do it when I went to t Bell because
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Speaker 4: I remember just being in the driveway playing a bass
Speaker 4: ball in the driveway, you know how you're playing twenty
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Speaker 4: and I had to lieve and I just remember putting
Speaker 4: literally four caffeine free mountain dews like in my pockets.
Speaker 3: Come on, kid, and that's gold. Yeah, at that age,
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Speaker 4: The mountain is calling. You should answer, grab your friends,
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Speaker 3: They feel cool saying that, Yeah, it felt cool.
Speaker 4: Say dude, mountain dew.
Speaker 3: I know that's so cool that mountain dew is a
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Speaker 3: I'll be like, is.
Speaker 7: Mountain dew all right?
Speaker 8: New?
Speaker 3: Hey, it's time.
Speaker 4: Jack McPherson the Chevy Silverado tweeting a photo of rich
Speaker 4: eyes in every day for seven hundred and eighty.
Speaker 8: Seven and ninety was the seven ninety nine, technically the seven.
Speaker 4: Hundred and eighty nine days, So do you want me
Speaker 4: to go it? Yeah, we got the confidential audit, we
Speaker 4: got a folder. So just to give a little context
Speaker 4: at the start and birth of this thing, like you
Speaker 4: heard last week on the episode, Jack ultimately had to
Speaker 4: tweet a photo of rich Eisen every day until he
Speaker 4: came on the bus. Every day, miss a day, not
Speaker 4: miss a day. Day one had to be consistent. He
Speaker 4: could not miss a day. However, we negotiated a little bit.
Speaker 4: He got it up. The over under was three and
Speaker 4: a half last week or three whatever it was.
Speaker 3: It was that the line was set at three and
Speaker 3: a half, given by Rich Eisen, who was a great
Speaker 3: individual who was rooting for Jack. We're all rooting for
Speaker 3: Jacks because seven and ninety seven eighty nine days is
Speaker 3: a lot of time. That's a lot of time. It's
Speaker 3: a lot of days to consistently be posting about one man.
Speaker 3: It takes away one days to make a habit, but
Speaker 3: that's a long time, and so we gave the grace period.
Speaker 3: The audit has taken place, it's been verified.
Speaker 4: Last week our engineers dove in. Engineers dove in.
Speaker 3: Been verified by myself, by Will Compton and the man himself,
Speaker 3: Rich Eisen.
Speaker 4: Fine tooth Comb.
Speaker 3: Only three individuals who know the result of this audit,
Speaker 3: and the question remains, does Jack McPherson say, receive a
Speaker 3: Chevy Silverado? I have that information in this folder. Hey,
Speaker 3: oh ho, where's your heart rate at right now?
Speaker 4: Take it at it's pumping. It's in ninety four.
Speaker 3: Ninety four. That's not a resting heart rate.
Speaker 4: That's not a.
Speaker 1: Resting heart right.
Speaker 3: I'm nervous three hundred thousand miles on his vehicle that
Speaker 3: sits outside in the parking lot right now, running on fumes,
Speaker 3: hoping to God to be reimbursed with a Chevy Silverado.
Speaker 3: Eight cameras with fourteen different views.
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, it's hard holding this kind Just open it up,
Speaker 4: Open it up. Where's the paper?
Speaker 1: No, it's not in night, it's not in night.
Speaker 3: My fault.
Speaker 4: It's not a night. That's not a d by the way,
Speaker 4: put in your pocket.
Speaker 1: That's right here.
Speaker 3: Does does Jack McPherson receive a Jack How.
Speaker 4: Are you feeling right now?
Speaker 3: My heart?
Speaker 8: You said your heart rates ninety mine's got to be
Speaker 8: like one thirty right now?
Speaker 4: How many do you think he missed? M did you
Speaker 4: go back?
Speaker 7: That's all we need?
Speaker 4: Hey, we just needed the grand. We needed the grand.
Speaker 8: I think I missed probably probably three, Mitch.
Speaker 4: How many do you think he missed?
Speaker 7: Hey, number one?
Speaker 4: I'm glad. It's so refreshing here he just smiling. Gag.
Speaker 4: I think I missed.
Speaker 3: Because Jack, you were. I tried so hard to ask, like,
Speaker 3: you didn't miss one? You stood ten toes down, Mitch?
Speaker 3: How manything you missed?
Speaker 12: I know how back Jack wanted it, but I'm gonna
Speaker 12: probably I want to say maybe five. I mean it's
Speaker 12: also that's two and a half years. Like five is is?
Speaker 12: Like I like, Rich said, that's that's an acceptable amount
Speaker 12: in my opinion.
Speaker 4: Sure, and what are you going with?
Speaker 9: I actually know how many it is. I had some Oppenheimer's,
Speaker 9: some ops in my DM saying, hey, your boy, look
Speaker 9: at your boy.
Speaker 4: Oh you had something.
Speaker 9: I had it, and and I ate it.
Speaker 4: I said, on it.
Speaker 9: I said, people out here, no one wants to see
Speaker 9: anybody succeed. It's messed up, and so I ate it.
Speaker 9: I went to Jack, I said, hey, this is what
Speaker 9: they're saying, and he said fuck them. I said fuck them.
Speaker 4: So how many do you think based on your DMS
Speaker 4: seven or eight?
Speaker 3: Which hold on? Now, mitchsheid five is acceptable even though
Speaker 3: seven or eight is so acceptable, you think so even
Speaker 3: if it's seven or eight, twenty seven is exceptable. We're
Speaker 3: talking about we're talking about two years. You're saying twenty
Speaker 3: is acceptable, blood sweat tears.
Speaker 4: This is a sponsor.
Speaker 9: You're gonna have the boy riding in a Chevy.
Speaker 4: A guy like me that's in a Tahoe. I know
Speaker 4: what it's like to be.
Speaker 1: In a show.
Speaker 4: You're in a nice Chevy Tahoe's Chevy Tahoe to you
Speaker 4: basically got you got?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I was gonna say you got the the R, the
Speaker 4: Z R two or the Z seventy one. Oh dude,
Speaker 4: you got the Z series. Got a nice yeah, and
Speaker 4: it's it's fabulous.
Speaker 9: You know what that does for my job performance here?
Speaker 9: When I get to pull up every single day in
Speaker 9: a Chevy, I go, thank God, I'm working for the boys.
Speaker 4: Thank God I'm in a Chevy.
Speaker 3: So can I from him?
Speaker 4: Reliable, gritty, consistent? God?
Speaker 3: Lee? Can I ask you a question before he opened
Speaker 3: this up? Or its more question for Jack.
Speaker 4: If you everybody at home just on the edge of
Speaker 4: their seat.
Speaker 3: If we were sitting there with Rich and you said
Speaker 3: I didn't miss one, and you had an idea in
Speaker 3: your mind that you've maybe missed more than one, and
Speaker 3: we end up at three and a half, and now
Speaker 3: your boys are back here saying five is acceptable and
Speaker 3: twenty is acceptable, acceptable even though a line has been
Speaker 3: drawn in the sand of three and a half.
Speaker 6: We're not going to I'm not going to talk back
Speaker 6: to Rich.
Speaker 9: I mean, I think Rich actually wants this for him
Speaker 9: the most. And I think if we had Rich on
Speaker 9: this bus right now, if he's available to call, and
Speaker 9: we say y'all spoke to him earlier too.
Speaker 3: I have a video. I have a video from Rich
Speaker 3: right now discussing the results with Jami Feerson.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
Speaker 4: Have you seen the video?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 3: I have not watched the video. I foul can I'll be.
Speaker 8: Before it's all all said and done, I would like
Speaker 8: to give my one final piece on it.
Speaker 4: Closing statement.
Speaker 8: Closing statement. Though maybe there had been a day or
Speaker 8: two miss I will say it has been an absolute
Speaker 8: blast doing this to over two and a half years
Speaker 8: to get someone on and to create all of this
Speaker 8: noise around it and to have the public backing of
Speaker 8: our fans to be ride with me. It's cool. So
Speaker 8: whether there is a Chevy Silvado or not, it truly
Speaker 8: has been an honor serving with you guys. So thank you,
Speaker 8: thank you for giving me this opportunity in this moment,
Speaker 8: so I do appreciate it. It's been really fun. And be
Speaker 8: on the lookout for possibly a day one tweeting somebody
Speaker 8: else coming this week. Just put your subscribe, dropping the
Speaker 8: comments on YouTube who we should tweet at. But yeah,
Speaker 8: thank you guys, No bullshit, it's been really fun. Thanks
Speaker 8: for giving me, you know, an opportunity to be on
Speaker 8: the platform and have a little fun. So thank you guys.
Speaker 4: Dude, seriously, that means the world. You did not get it.
Speaker 4: Very good closing statement.
Speaker 8: And he and I still and I still feel the
Speaker 8: same way.
Speaker 4: And here's your head.
Speaker 8: Yeah two three and that's the Jordan year.
Speaker 4: What we see right now.
Speaker 8: I know. Thanks for giving me the least.
Speaker 3: Twenty three dating back to we were only able to
Speaker 3: get back to a one hundred and seven days. So
Speaker 3: on day one oh seven was when I was allowed
Speaker 3: to start the council there's still one hundred and seventy
Speaker 3: one hundred and seven days unaccounted for based on the
Speaker 3: memory of Twitter.
Speaker 8: Do you do you know what day was the first
Speaker 8: day miss from one oh seven? Because I have photos?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I had.
Speaker 3: Do you want to go through this now?
Speaker 4: We might as well we can. I mean it's out
Speaker 4: there and listen. There's rumors of a consolation prize. Oh,
Speaker 4: there's rumors. Yeah.
Speaker 8: In dude, hope is a dangerous drug that I'll tepe visit.
Speaker 4: I want to feed it. I want to keep injecting.
Speaker 4: Come because we need you working.
Speaker 1: I fucking quit.
Speaker 3: Okay, first miss on September sixteenth, twenty twenty two, you
Speaker 3: said day one thirteen of tweeting a photo of rich
Speaker 3: issend until he comes on the podcast. On September eighteenth,
Speaker 3: twenty twenty two, you said day fourteen.
Speaker 8: Wait, so it was.
Speaker 4: Day one fourteen? Huh?
Speaker 3: Day one fourteen, Day one fourteen, sorry, day one fourteen.
Speaker 8: I can't remember exactly, but I do remember the first
Speaker 8: day that I woke up and had missed it, and
Speaker 8: I called my dad and I was panicking.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know what I'm gonna do this.
Speaker 8: I'm fucked I'm fucked, dude, and he's like, calm down, man,
Speaker 8: calm down. He's like, who knows. He's like, just be
Speaker 8: honest with them. And I was like, fuck that, man,
Speaker 8: you can't. I was like, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: Literally kept it all the way till the Rich Show.
Speaker 3: He's like, did miss one?
Speaker 4: You gotta stand strong.
Speaker 8: I gotta stand strong, and you know, you just keep
Speaker 8: fighting for it. I had a few guys. Do they
Speaker 8: they treat me. I'm Not'm gonna give them the the
Speaker 8: appropriate shout out for for my demise, but they'd liked me,
Speaker 8: and they're like, we know, you know, we know the comments.
Speaker 4: Look, you know you're gonna have people fighting.
Speaker 8: Yeah, people, I've already seen something today. They said, if
Speaker 8: it's no truck, it's hashtag cancel busting people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people are ready to.
Speaker 8: I always fire that up. Do not comment my guys either. Guys,
Speaker 8: this isn't a I knew what was going on, the
Speaker 8: all the opportunities out there. Do not cancel busting. Don't
Speaker 8: do it. It's not it's not worth it. We're we're
Speaker 8: gonna fight for a brider tomorrow, so guys keep doing it.
Speaker 8: Don't do this. I swear it's not worth it.
Speaker 4: Keep doing it?
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear the rest of them? Or
Speaker 3: do you want to?
Speaker 4: I feel like this it's ultimately the same kind of theme.
Speaker 4: It's you know, you kept the days consistent, but if
Speaker 4: you miss the day, it would jump to right that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, the first one he went from one thirteen,
Speaker 3: skipped a day, and then went to one fourteen. In
Speaker 3: October the same year he went one thirty four, skipped
Speaker 3: a day, and then went one thirty six.
Speaker 4: I tried a couple of different four.
Speaker 8: Yeah, gotta see it works. Yeah, see what works?
Speaker 3: So, which means the seven hundred and eighty nine days
Speaker 3: is also in question.
Speaker 8: So seven eighty eight the days you missed?
Speaker 4: What what do you chalk it up as? Is you're
Speaker 4: like disappointed that, like what was going on? Was it
Speaker 4: a weekend or they it.
Speaker 8: Typically wasn't a weekend. It would either be I think,
Speaker 8: I I don't remember where I said it, but like
Speaker 8: you have good days, you have bad days, and of
Speaker 8: days where it's going to ship. So sometimes it just
Speaker 8: be a great day and then you'd wake up the
Speaker 8: next day and you're like, how could I have even
Speaker 8: forgot that? A lot of times it would be like
Speaker 8: it'd be in the queue for me or in my drafts,
Speaker 8: and I had started it, and then maybe something comes up,
Speaker 8: a phone call.
Speaker 1: It.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and then your brain kind of registers that you
Speaker 8: did it. And then you go back the next day
Speaker 8: and then you know, panic ensues and you're just like,
Speaker 8: what have you done? It's like your kids are gonna
Speaker 8: starve my future kids, my future kid?
Speaker 4: Sure is this a consolation prize idea that you just
Speaker 4: pulled up.
Speaker 10: Car?
Speaker 3: That's sick? You're walking away with something something? Uh September
Speaker 3: the date that I said, what was that?
Speaker 4: September fourteenth and eighteenth?
Speaker 3: The day you missed a Saturday? Yeah? October?
Speaker 8: Is there is there a theme here? Is it is
Speaker 8: a weekend?
Speaker 3: A weekend one?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Ten eight twenty two and ten ten twenty two the
Speaker 3: day you missed was a Sunday Titans game that was
Speaker 3: also a home Titans game.
Speaker 9: And you're gonna punish him for football?
Speaker 4: Listen, hey, the ring of honor?
Speaker 8: Maybe I can't. I can't hold that flag for you anymore.
Speaker 4: I'll say this.
Speaker 3: We don't want to punish him, No, no, And you guys
Speaker 3: don't do you want to punishment it feels like an
Speaker 3: how what.
Speaker 4: Twenty three misses?
Speaker 3: Sure the line was set at three and a half.
Speaker 3: You also knew the number. I knew the number, but
Speaker 3: sure he said twenty seven. I thought of myself, he
Speaker 3: knows exactly the.
Speaker 9: Guy fucking loves football and he forgot the tweet.
Speaker 1: Sure, football game.
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 3: Fully understand that, fully understand that.
Speaker 1: It feels like a punishment.
Speaker 3: This is best up.
Speaker 4: I know it does. And trust me, like Taylor, I
Speaker 4: didn't even want to get I was like, dude, give
Speaker 4: him a truck, Like what are you talking about? He's like, bro,
Speaker 4: if he does it all all the days in a row,
Speaker 4: Like we got to do something, be great for the brand.
Speaker 9: Can you be there a go kart like a Chevy
Speaker 9: go kart?
Speaker 3: That way, Will and I will will and I will
Speaker 3: talk about a constellation price. We will talk about that
Speaker 3: consolation prize.
Speaker 4: Or consolation consolation, but ultimately it's stars.
Speaker 3: Will tell us whether or not he should get a
Speaker 3: consolation price, and.
Speaker 4: You go into a deal that's clear cut. These are
Speaker 4: the parameters. And it wasn't miss a day, and then
Speaker 4: it gets negotiated up to a few days. Like let's
Speaker 4: just even say it was more. But even if you
Speaker 4: when you missed, when you missed that mark, like what
Speaker 4: you want us to do just pretend like it doesn't
Speaker 4: happen and not honor our side of the standard. It's
Speaker 4: like the standard was set. You either give a reason
Speaker 4: or you get the result.
Speaker 9: I just feel like you're you're kind of rubbing his
Speaker 9: face in there right now. Yeah, he had an accident
Speaker 9: in the house. We get it.
Speaker 4: Twenty three accidents. Twenty three accidents.
Speaker 3: And I understand. I know there's a lot of people
Speaker 3: beating down the doors right now saying give Jack and
Speaker 3: Chevy Sirol.
Speaker 1: He earned it.
Speaker 3: Twenty three days is nothing the wheld we come from.
Speaker 3: It's a result based its perfection.
Speaker 4: Perfection.
Speaker 3: If I had a child, I do have two. If
Speaker 3: my children wanted something, I said, if you do these things,
Speaker 3: you can have the thing you want, and they did
Speaker 3: most of those things. What kind of parent would I
Speaker 3: be if I still gave him that. I'm teaching them
Speaker 3: a bad lesson.
Speaker 4: We're just in a performance based world that we live in.
Speaker 4: Like you missed twenty three plays your cut, bro, there
Speaker 4: ain't nobody uying for you. They're saying you suck Get
Speaker 4: this mother, good good, get him off my team. He
Speaker 4: should never be on it again.
Speaker 3: Let's let's turn that temperature down just a little bit.
Speaker 4: Well, what do we.
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: No, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's Will Will's.
Speaker 3: Will's having flashbacks.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sitting there.
Speaker 4: I'm Will's thinking.
Speaker 3: He's in Nebraska right now and his coach is going
Speaker 3: off on him. That had nothing to do with Jack.
Speaker 4: Like we had twenty eight missed tackles against Texas the
Speaker 4: year after the one second game, and we just got
Speaker 4: obliterated in meetings. It wasn't Hey, if you miss a few,
Speaker 4: you should still go back and win the game. Or
Speaker 4: you should get this, you should get that you're trying
Speaker 4: to what example are we trying to set?
Speaker 8: And I agree with y'all. I do twenty three it's
Speaker 8: excessive and it you know, I truly I let myself
Speaker 8: down and I let the fans down. So this is
Speaker 8: just a moment in time where it'll motivate me, uh
Speaker 8: for the next season of life, in the next career,
Speaker 8: I'd choose to dive into.
Speaker 4: After everybody, everybody in the comments is gonna be like
Speaker 4: when they're laying the jerseys out for Rudy, Like, no,
Speaker 4: we're not showing up.
Speaker 3: So I have I have a video from Rich yeah
Speaker 3: for you now, and then we can just put the
Speaker 3: video on for the podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because we got we gotta hear what Rich has.
Speaker 4: It was one of those things when all the screenshots
Speaker 4: came in. I was like, fuck, I know.
Speaker 3: I literally it was done the afternoon after the Rich podcast.
Speaker 3: F I figured it out. Somehow, I figured out technology.
Speaker 4: So here's Rich.
Speaker 3: Do you want to see the video right here?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So I'm sitting here on my set getting ready to
Speaker 10: do my show. I heard some disturbing news from Nashville, Tennessee.
Speaker 10: So I gotta take my boy Jack on a walk.
Speaker 10: Oh man, you missed some days, Jack, Taylor told me.
Speaker 10: Sent me some evidence. I was taking a stand for
Speaker 10: seven hundred and eighty days, not just for my own self,
Speaker 10: but on behalf of all shows on a bus that
Speaker 10: should have a motor that for whatever reason.
Speaker 1: Doesn't, And also for you, Jack.
Speaker 10: I had visions of seeing you driving off into the
Speaker 10: beautiful Nashville sunset in your gorgeous news show the Silverado.
Speaker 10: You missed more than three days. Taylor sent me all
Speaker 10: these texts of what I hope are timestamp issues. Somehow,
Speaker 10: some way multiple times.
Speaker 1: The dates are off, your phone was off.
Speaker 10: You had it scheduled something. There's got to be something, Jack,
Speaker 10: Dig deep, dig deep into your memory banks. Thoughts and
Speaker 10: prayers for you, Jack, similar to the thoughts and prayers
Speaker 10: that I have for my awesome new Ralph Lauren Stone
Speaker 10: white pants that I wore, and for something unexplainable the
Speaker 10: bust and couch leaked all over the pants, Like, what
Speaker 10: the hell was rfk Junior? Do you leave there any
Speaker 10: cub bear, cub blood or something. Pants are ruined. But
Speaker 10: this is not about me or my pants, about you,
Speaker 10: Jack and your work ethic. I'm hoping there's God got
Speaker 10: to do something, man, you will get your Chevy Silverado
Speaker 10: somehow Someway rooting for you.
Speaker 8: Man, it's like a disapproving father, just like I'm disappointed.
Speaker 4: Can I ask a question?
Speaker 3: Of course, sure, I'm just putting go carts Chevy carts
Speaker 3: up on the screen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why not at the top of every week's schedule
Speaker 4: out each post. I know you want to throw yourself
Speaker 4: in the suck. I'm sure it's something like that, being
Speaker 4: gritty like the Chevy. But when you're like going through
Speaker 4: and thinking about scheduling out posts like whether it's a
Speaker 4: few days at a time, a week at a time,
Speaker 4: a month at a time, it almost seems like you
Speaker 4: could have had that work in your favor a little bit.
Speaker 8: I'm a great question to what I answer is I
Speaker 8: don't know, Yeah, and.
Speaker 4: Do what I answer? It doesn't matter fall short.
Speaker 8: Yeah, at this point, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter
Speaker 8: if I scheduled them or if I didn't. You know,
Speaker 8: twenty three days missed it and uh, it's over.
Speaker 1: It's over.
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, little hope.
Speaker 8: Little hope, a little hope. But yeah, I feel I
Speaker 8: feel like I'll let Rich down most of all because
Speaker 8: he went to.
Speaker 4: Bath for me and he still was even after the bus. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and we're like, rich bro, if we find multiple like
Speaker 4: more like even like outside of ten you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, because he's like, hey, you guys got to
Speaker 4: give them more of a grace period.
Speaker 8: I honestly thought it was gonna be like seven days,
Speaker 8: So twenty three Yeah, it hurts. It's like, who am
Speaker 8: I am? I even a man at this point? Can
Speaker 8: I Can I go home and lure my kids in
Speaker 8: the eyes.
Speaker 3: You're a man? Maybe there's a Chevy dealership in the
Speaker 3: Greater Nashville area that's willing to say you earned it,
Speaker 3: willing to walk up and say, listen, Jack, we know
Speaker 3: you missed twenty three days, but here's one anyway.
Speaker 8: I mean that that'd be that'd be huge. I don't know,
Speaker 8: I don't know if this is just conversation happening.
Speaker 3: No, it's just conversation. I'm not gonna I'm I'm just
Speaker 3: hoping that some Chevy dealership sees this clip.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Chevrolet himself sees this clip, mister, Yeah, and they
Speaker 8: send the nineteen forty six go kart, you know.
Speaker 4: And you're on the next Chevy commercial.
Speaker 3: Wow. They're like, this could be the best thing that
Speaker 3: ever happened to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Charlie, Hey, you will grow from this.
Speaker 8: A lot of motivation going in the gym today to
Speaker 8: where it's like there is no excuse today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the best lessons are the hardest ones.
Speaker 8: But I can't circle back to my closing statement earlier.
Speaker 8: It truly was a blast doing this. All the fun
Speaker 8: content I from this. I got to go on TV
Speaker 8: on Rich Eisen Show, which wouldn't have happened without this,
Speaker 8: got to meet Rich, got to be around some some
Speaker 8: cool people. Really understand how to search on Google now
Speaker 8: more than ever. So we love you Jack, I love you, guys,
Speaker 8: love you.
Speaker 4: Yes, enjoy the next chapter. Man, that's what we should do.
Speaker 4: Just pretend like obviously people will be listening to the episode,
Speaker 4: but just pretend like I today was your last day.
Speaker 8: Let just get a box.
Speaker 4: Should we get to uh, Sam Maril, I know it's
Speaker 4: a low note. Energy was high at the start.
Speaker 8: Around maybe the biggest peaks in Valley pod intro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of all time, no further ado.
Speaker 4: This is an incredible guest by the way, it was
Speaker 4: Sam was all time and and his little uh, his
Speaker 4: little clip at that at that news station. Hilarious. Bro,
Speaker 4: you guys haven't checked out a special. It is out
Speaker 4: and it's not Prime I believe. Yeah, Yeah, he's also
Speaker 4: been on you know, I'm sure we I know we
Speaker 4: have a bigger audience than Rogan, but I know he's
Speaker 4: been on Rogan as well a couple of times. But
Speaker 4: check out the boy, Sam is he He's one of
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Speaker 4: Grand doesn't run.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, this thing is awesome.
Speaker 4: This apparently used to.
Speaker 3: It's crazy too, because national's like a super small it's
Speaker 3: a city, but it's a kind of like a towner.
Speaker 3: Everyone knows each other and people would reach out to
Speaker 3: us when we start this, like, oh, my buddy used
Speaker 3: to own that, and then somebody else, Oh my uncle
Speaker 3: used to own that, and they used to travel all over.
Speaker 3: It's like different NASCAR races.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because it used to.
Speaker 3: Before I got the Twister tea wrap, it was a
Speaker 3: Earnhardt Junior eight and all that.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, the Dale ear I miss it, but
Speaker 4: we love twisted tea.
Speaker 1: You got big Nascar guys. No, I don't know shit
Speaker 1: about Everyone's into formula one now I'm seeing like.
Speaker 3: Because the Netflix show Netflix, Netflix really just makes everything popular.
Speaker 3: I know whatever. Netflix slept for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, how are we doing, folks? Yeah? Sam, it's
Speaker 4: more real, right, Yeah, Sam are real.
Speaker 3: Actor?
Speaker 4: He was on The Joker.
Speaker 1: I played a comedian. So I don't call myself an actor.
Speaker 1: I mean people always like you're an actor?
Speaker 3: Like am I would you ever want to do acting?
Speaker 3: Like that? You want to get in the film industry?
Speaker 1: Only in ship that I wrote, I'm not. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want an audition. I think that's like that would make
Speaker 1: my brain melt. I think, really, it just seems all
Speaker 1: they would. When you're like a young comic, they send you, uh,
Speaker 1: like audition for this three cam as like the wacky Neighbor,
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, listen to this morose energy. What
Speaker 1: kind of fucking neighbor am I going to be? You know,
Speaker 1: I don't have range. I'd be like me, you know,
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 4: But some people make a good living off just being them.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 4: Ryan Reynolds, Yeah, I love Ryan Reynolds. Vince Vaughan I
Speaker 4: guess Vince Vaughan does some. He's done some different than.
Speaker 1: Some weird played Norman Bates, dude, he's played something. He's
Speaker 1: played the Lost World.
Speaker 3: It's interesting. I wondered, like in that world, if the
Speaker 3: actors that kind of display themselves like Vince did for
Speaker 3: so long, if they the other actors talk ship like
Speaker 3: they get in small groups, Vince really can only just
Speaker 3: do the frat boy thing and there's like a fight
Speaker 3: to see if you have more range or not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the dude's talking shit or like Kevin Spacey
Speaker 1: and yeah, hear what this guy fucking does. He's a
Speaker 1: great actor. But at what costs?
Speaker 4: Cost?
Speaker 3: At what cost.
Speaker 4: Are you h is one of your passions? Like writing
Speaker 4: in film?
Speaker 1: I like writing. I like writing jokes and I like, uh,
Speaker 1: I've written some stuff. I mean, my friend Mark Norman
Speaker 1: and I wrote a movie. So like maybe someday we'll
Speaker 1: make that wre like we're working on that and then yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm working on a on a TV show that uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean if it goes cool. But I mean stand
Speaker 1: up is my favorite.
Speaker 3: You know what made you find like the love for writing.
Speaker 3: We'll get in the stand up in the movies and
Speaker 3: all that, but like, how do you how do you
Speaker 3: put pen to paper and be like, yo, this is
Speaker 3: something that actually interests me.
Speaker 1: Honestly. I was a freshman at Tulane University in New Orleans,
Speaker 1: and I was I'd been on stage a few times,
Speaker 1: but Katrina just hit. So when I went back, uh,
Speaker 1: there were no open mics, like everything was kind of
Speaker 1: shut down still, and I was just like I could
Speaker 1: just write, you know, So I just fucking made Katrina
Speaker 1: about me. But do you know who really suffered is
Speaker 1: me not getting enough open mic? Stand no doubt, but uh, yeah, Honestly,
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I'm writing more than I'm getting on.
Speaker 1: I think that made me like a writer first and
Speaker 1: a performer second.
Speaker 4: You know, it does seem like comedians are getting more
Speaker 4: in that lane of film, like Shane coming out them
Speaker 4: there's the entire.
Speaker 1: Means such a great comic actor too. I mean he's like,
Speaker 1: you know know, you saw it in those sketches that
Speaker 1: I think of that Trump speed dating sketchules, Like when
Speaker 1: that came out, it was texting him like this, like
Speaker 1: the one of the funniest things I've seen.
Speaker 3: And it makes you wonder what SNL would have been
Speaker 3: with him if it would ever kept him on, he
Speaker 3: would get away with that stuff.
Speaker 1: He would have broke either way. He would have broke
Speaker 1: either mainstream or he would have done the kind of
Speaker 1: back road he did into the He's mainstream regardless.
Speaker 3: You know, do you think it worked out better for
Speaker 3: him being able to do it the back way? Yeah?
Speaker 3: For sure. And when he does do the funny resume
Speaker 3: about like he's technically a decorated veteran because he went
Speaker 3: to West Point. Yeah, they technically worked for SNL, it's
Speaker 3: like he's kind of got the sick little deal.
Speaker 4: In a college football player.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, college football players got everything, man, and he is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a legit. He would have been great on SNL
Speaker 1: and he's kind of what they needed. I think they
Speaker 1: I think they realize they fucked up and.
Speaker 4: Bring it back.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: But like so you and and Mark writing a movie,
Speaker 4: Like how does that is that you guys just kind
Speaker 4: of bullshit around like this would be sick, but you
Speaker 4: all you both can also write. But as it gets
Speaker 4: done and tightened up, is it something that you pitch
Speaker 4: it like festivals or how would you guys go about we?
Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, we just kind of were talking about, Man,
Speaker 1: they don't make the type of movies that's like literally
Speaker 1: what my stand up is. I'm like, I want to
Speaker 1: do the type of stand up that I would want
Speaker 1: to watch. So with normand we just were like, man,
Speaker 1: they don't really make movies like Something about Mary or
Speaker 1: Dumb and Dumber anymore, like the types of comedies we
Speaker 1: grew up really loving. So we we just were like,
Speaker 1: we should write a movie. And we met this producer
Speaker 1: guy and he's like, I heard you guys talk about
Speaker 1: in the podcast you should you should do this. I
Speaker 1: can make it happen. We're like, yeah, whatever, fucking jerk off,
Speaker 1: you know. And then and then he introduced us. The
Speaker 1: best part is he introduced us to like all these
Speaker 1: people who would write it, and we're like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: know all of them. They're they're comics, but we're just
Speaker 1: fucking lazy. So we didn't think that we could do this.
Speaker 1: And then he set us up on calls and we
Speaker 1: were like, all right, so Mark and I are smart
Speaker 1: enough to know that we're fucking not smart. So we
Speaker 1: were like, we'll just we'll just write it, but we
Speaker 1: need someone to do the story with us. Because we're
Speaker 1: not experienced screenwriters. So we can make it funny, but
Speaker 1: we can't, you know, write a full movie. So we
Speaker 1: brought in Noah Garden Schwarts, who wrote for Marvelous Missus
Speaker 1: Masel for like the Whole Run, and we knew him
Speaker 1: from stand up and his wife Esther Steinberg. We wrote
Speaker 1: it with them, and now we got like producers and stuff.
Speaker 1: We're out the director, so maybe maybe it'll get.
Speaker 4: Made maybe stuff.
Speaker 3: Is it fully written? Now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What's it about.
Speaker 1: It's about two liquor salesmen who are just down on
Speaker 1: their luck and we have a liquor, so it's about
Speaker 1: we're like, this is kind of a fun like wedding
Speaker 1: crasher style two dudes who are like kind of best
Speaker 1: best buds but can't catch a break and struggling liquor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's us with our whiskey right there, and it's it's
Speaker 1: like an old.
Speaker 4: Whole comedy to wedding crashers. Why do you feel like
Speaker 4: they got away from that kind of comedy era.
Speaker 3: It feels like they after the two thousands they kind
Speaker 3: of just dipped on it, man, all that stuff, because I.
Speaker 1: Think Hollywood kind of they ruined comedies. I think they
Speaker 1: were like, in stand up, I don't get any notes,
Speaker 1: you know, whereas in a movie there's so much money
Speaker 1: behind it in the studio that they're like, oh, we
Speaker 1: got to cut this. That's not good, you know. And
Speaker 1: that's poison for comedy, is someone coming in and tinkering
Speaker 1: who doesn't know anything about fucking comedy. So I mean,
Speaker 1: even with stand up, you know, Amazon was like, hey,
Speaker 1: would you mind not I had a joke I opened
Speaker 1: on that they asked me not to open on because
Speaker 1: they were like, it's gonna kill our algorithm. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's where the fuck we are with comedy now. We're
Speaker 1: like slaves to the algorithm. And they're right because it
Speaker 1: probably would have ruined the special. But I had a joke.
Speaker 1: It was about I had a joke where I text
Speaker 1: a friend and I said, uh, congrats on your baby,
Speaker 1: shit a baby, And she sent me back a picture
Speaker 1: of her breastfeeding the baby, and I just wrote, oh okay,
Speaker 1: and then she wrote sorry if that's like the female
Speaker 1: equivalent of a dick pic, and I said, I think
Speaker 1: it'd be way worse. So I send you a picture
Speaker 1: of a baby sucking my penis, you know, and that
Speaker 1: was my opening jokes. I was like, I just want
Speaker 1: to get a quick laugh, and Amazon was like, could
Speaker 1: you not open on that? And that's like a hard
Speaker 1: joke to like slide in. Yeah, I can't just like
Speaker 1: be like.
Speaker 3: Igle middle of the pack and just put that one
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing is like. I was kind of like, well,
Speaker 1: I can't, and then I was like, well, I guess
Speaker 1: At first she like, fuck you, I'm an artist. I'm
Speaker 1: opening on the baby suck job joke, you know, And then.
Speaker 3: They were that's what I said.
Speaker 1: And but then I was like, well, I just get
Speaker 1: the joke back if I don't use it right, and
Speaker 1: they're like yeah. I was like, all right, I'll just
Speaker 1: have the joke back, so now I can put in
Speaker 1: the next hour.
Speaker 3: I guess where's like, where's the line for you when people,
Speaker 3: these big corporations are trying to tell you to do X,
Speaker 3: Y and Z, where you are like, hey, I'm an artist.
Speaker 3: I want to like, yeah, maybe the dick joke isn't
Speaker 3: the best move.
Speaker 1: I just they didn't say it couldn't be in the special.
Speaker 1: They were just like, we just don't open with it
Speaker 1: because if it's in the first two minutes. People that
Speaker 1: aren't fancy you might shut it off, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's fine.
Speaker 4: I guess like all the boys who have their girls like, yeah,
Speaker 4: let's check out Sam. Let's check out Sam. And that's
Speaker 4: the one they're buying in on. And you're talking about
Speaker 4: a baby sucking your dick. She's like, is zoo you
Speaker 4: want me to watch? Is what you wanted?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know, but it did hit it it would hit
Speaker 1: like I'm not you know, you're kind of focused testing
Speaker 1: the jokes, like I took these jokes so like Europe Australia,
Speaker 1: I'm all over joke, so I kind of know what's
Speaker 1: gonna work. But you're just like, all right, I mean
Speaker 1: there's battles to pick. And that was when I was
Speaker 1: just like, whatever, you know?
Speaker 4: Is there has there been a joke you've tested in
Speaker 4: several markets that just has failed over and over and
Speaker 4: you're like, all right, I guess nobody gets it the
Speaker 4: way me and.
Speaker 1: Yeah get it. Sometimes when it's really self deprecating, people
Speaker 1: are like what the fuck? Like that just made us sad.
Speaker 1: You think it's funny because you have enough distance from it,
Speaker 1: but they just they like feel bad and I've learned
Speaker 1: through time to not get annoyed with it because it
Speaker 1: means they like you. But yeah, I had a joke about
Speaker 1: being how my biological father left and then I was
Speaker 1: raised by my stepdad who's like my dad, just call
Speaker 1: him dad, great dad. But when that happens, you, uh,
Speaker 1: you have to get the biological father to sign to like,
Speaker 1: you know, say I allow you to adopt him. So
Speaker 1: he says, like the opposite of a UPS package. He's like,
Speaker 1: here's my signature, and I don't want this. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why I didn't hit. It's too fucking sad, I guess.
Speaker 1: But I was like, to me, that's hilarious.
Speaker 4: It's one like you're like laughing through but also at
Speaker 4: the same time it's like, damn, that's kind of sad.
Speaker 1: Point, I guess. But but I that's the thing is
Speaker 1: I would try to establish him like no, I'm like good,
Speaker 1: I lucked the fuck out. But I think they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a bummer. There was another one with him
Speaker 1: that would be like on the fence right about. Uh,
Speaker 1: sometimes it would kill and sometimes it would get like zero.
Speaker 1: About first time I ever met him, he was petting
Speaker 1: a cat and I was like, what's up with a cat?
Speaker 1: He goes. I rescued her from the side of the
Speaker 1: road and then nursed her back to health, and I
Speaker 1: was like, so you did have.
Speaker 4: It in you.
Speaker 1: It's another one. It would be like hit or miss.
Speaker 3: Really, people would not think that's funny.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they would be like aw and I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I fucking It's the worst sound.
Speaker 3: Empathy in a comedy set just doesn't sound like the
Speaker 3: feeling you want.
Speaker 1: I hate that shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 1: That is tough, dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when when it comes to comedy, like you starting
Speaker 3: the process, like the ebbs and flows of going on
Speaker 3: stage and essentially everyone bombs in the beginning. Yeah, what
Speaker 3: made you want to keep coming back?
Speaker 1: I think you just get, Like Colin quin would always say,
Speaker 1: you get just enough to keep coming back, which I
Speaker 1: think is so true to each ship. But then like,
Speaker 1: but that one new line, got something, you get like
Speaker 1: a little taste.
Speaker 4: One good stroke on the golf course. I'm figuring it
Speaker 4: out exactly.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, like I would it'd be so bad, but
Speaker 1: I would hand out liars forever on the street, and
Speaker 1: you know, you going on stage and they're like people
Speaker 1: who like you got into the show. I'm handing fliers
Speaker 1: to them like there's a hot showed night, all these
Speaker 1: big name comics and like all right, And then I
Speaker 1: go up and they're like, what the fuck is.
Speaker 3: This you like to that's the guy that just gave
Speaker 3: me the fly, he's the ticket boy. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I bomb a lot in those rooms. But then
Speaker 1: like every once in a while, you get a win
Speaker 1: and you'd be like fuck. I mean, the real sign
Speaker 1: to keep going was those friends who like they support
Speaker 1: you in the beginning and they're like I don't know
Speaker 1: if he has it, But then they come back like
Speaker 1: a year later, and you got way better, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean they're kind of like, oh shit, you're actually
Speaker 1: not bad at this now.
Speaker 3: I feel it'd be harder to tell your boys that
Speaker 3: you're gonna go into comedy than just a random person
Speaker 3: thinking you're not funny tell your boys that, hey, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go do stand up. At the first I'm like,
Speaker 3: all right, yeah, hey he's funny. Well see Sam's pretty funny.
Speaker 3: He can do awesome. Then you mom and they're like, man,
Speaker 3: maybe you should not do this.
Speaker 1: Dude, Well that would happen.
Speaker 4: How do you even tell that's your boy like he
Speaker 4: would you think, would you think stay ated.
Speaker 3: Bro just ty and just like you know, a man
Speaker 3: appreciate that. Yeah, I would think. I think I would
Speaker 3: try to keep a secret.
Speaker 1: I just did it for a while. Well, I always
Speaker 1: wanted a bomb in the shadows. There were these comics
Speaker 1: that were like hanging around like they'd be, you know,
Speaker 1: trying to schmooze with the bigger comics, and that was
Speaker 1: not me. I was like, let me fucking bomb. And
Speaker 1: there was this room one hundred and seventh Street that
Speaker 1: I would just do as much as possible, and I
Speaker 1: was like, let me just get my new jokes here
Speaker 1: so that when they do see me, they're like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: this guy's pretty good. But the people that were just
Speaker 1: like schmoozing at at a young age, I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: get stop fucking networking and eat shit in a private room.
Speaker 1: Like that's what I'd say, you get good?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, what were you doing at the
Speaker 4: time where you were just passing off flyers? And because
Speaker 4: I'm assuming you're not getting paid very good money?
Speaker 1: No, not good. I mean I was in college when
Speaker 1: I was doing that, you know, and then I was
Speaker 1: doing part time ship when I was out of college,
Speaker 1: and because I started making money on the road. I
Speaker 1: won a festival called Laughing Skull in Atlanta, and the
Speaker 1: prize was a year's worth of roadwork, and I was
Speaker 1: like a working comic from that point.
Speaker 4: When you say years worth of roadwork, like, what does
Speaker 4: that entail?
Speaker 1: It means like they booked me every weekend, okay through
Speaker 1: the festival.
Speaker 4: So and they're working hard for you to sell tickets
Speaker 4: you get.
Speaker 1: There, No, they don't fucking know. I did no door deal.
Speaker 1: It was a flat fee at every color, but it
Speaker 1: was enough to get by, and i'd, you know, do
Speaker 1: whatever sad shit. You've seen comics doing movies where you're
Speaker 1: like selling T shirts or whatever to make extra I mean,
Speaker 1: sometimes you're doing that. I would be opening for people
Speaker 1: in those clubs. Sometimes I'd either be headlining like C
Speaker 1: or B rooms and opening in the A rooms, and
Speaker 1: in those rooms it was like shit money. So I'd
Speaker 1: be selling T shirts after the show and sometimes make
Speaker 1: more in the T shirts than But the worst thing
Speaker 1: is when you're fucking the joke the T shirts usually
Speaker 1: a joke from your act that you're selling after the show,
Speaker 1: and when that joke bombs and you still have to
Speaker 1: fucking hawk that after the show. So, like you remember
Speaker 1: when you hated this fucking joke twenty five bucks right here?
Speaker 3: Do you think? Do you think podcasting has helped comedians
Speaker 3: in a lot of ways? It seems like, my god,
Speaker 3: anytime you go on a comedians podcast, just especially if
Speaker 3: they're solo, just seems like they're working out bits constantly.
Speaker 3: Congratulations comes to mind. With the Leah back in the day,
Speaker 3: you just see him like always working through something. Was
Speaker 3: that a new advance in the in the game.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean it is in terms of popularity,
Speaker 1: but I don't think it's good for your writing because
Speaker 1: you get burnt out. When do you see those comics
Speaker 1: that do like nine podcasts. Your act is going to suffer,
Speaker 1: you know, you can't. You only have so much in you.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: Might be drunk though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun. It's a fun pod.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's when you just get you get to kind
Speaker 4: of hang with the boy. You also did a pod
Speaker 4: with that Julian Alman, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would love to keep doing it,
Speaker 1: but they want to do in La for season two.
Speaker 3: And I just, oh, for real, that's why it didn't
Speaker 3: work out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it started off where in New York.
Speaker 4: Okay, it started off in.
Speaker 1: The He's got a Jewels Girls girl in the in LA.
Speaker 1: So that's why I couldn't keep going.
Speaker 3: So Jewel's got a girl, his daughter.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he is definitely not bachelor bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's out there.
Speaker 4: He's always got a girl, he has daughter.
Speaker 1: He's a great fucking hang though. I love him.
Speaker 3: He's a good dude.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: It seems like that show is doing really well too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crushing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Was it awkward when he was obviously he's got his
Speaker 4: daughter in LA, But was it awkward being like, hey,
Speaker 4: are you going to be able to do this?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I mean it's just sucked. It didn't work out, But
Speaker 1: it's not like it wasn't weird between us. I think
Speaker 1: he I was on part of my take and they
Speaker 1: were like fuck with me, that he's going to get
Speaker 1: like a new comedian and he and and I was
Speaker 1: like in LA, I'm like, which I won't even been
Speaker 1: hurt by him, Like go get fucking La comedi, you know,
Speaker 1: sports like Santino or someone. Yeah, and he texted me
Speaker 1: right after it didn't text me, he voiced he doesn't text.
Speaker 1: He voiced memos. It's like every fucking La person they're
Speaker 1: always they message while they're driving, so they don't text you. Hey, bubbs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we would never replace you. It's just going to be me. Now.
Speaker 1: I was like, I wasn't offended, but that's like how
Speaker 1: thoughtful Julian is.
Speaker 3: You know, growing up in New York being a big
Speaker 3: New York sports fan. How was it with him? Did
Speaker 3: you give him well, did he give you any ship?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It went.
Speaker 1: It went both ways because you know, when I get cocky,
Speaker 1: we did, like Eli Manning and Teddy Bruski for our
Speaker 1: first episode, and I'm wearing the fucking Giant Super Bowl hacks.
Speaker 1: I'm a Giants fan and that was like, that was
Speaker 1: an awesome episode. Fucking love Deli and it was cool
Speaker 1: as hell that Bruski comes on to discuss losing the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Yeah, because I guess when you win enough,
Speaker 1: you're kind of like, who gives a shit? I lost one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that year was nuts because they were not
Speaker 3: they were on the door of a perfect season.
Speaker 1: Yes, and the Giants. Everyone forgets the Giants almost beat him.
Speaker 1: I think it was week seventeen or sixteen. I forget
Speaker 1: which week it was, but the Giants almost beat him,
Speaker 1: and I remember that being like, oh the Giants could
Speaker 1: beat the Patriots.
Speaker 4: It was like, really, you guys got hot late in
Speaker 4: the year because you guys just kind of like squeaked
Speaker 4: in the playoffs. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, defense was fucking stacked like that was Straighthan's
Speaker 1: last year.
Speaker 3: Tuck was a part of that too.
Speaker 1: Oh man, Antonio Pearce was a beast.
Speaker 3: That's when they had the cool face mask to make
Speaker 3: everybody look like they were robots.
Speaker 4: Like what was his name, Tuck? I remember first, there's
Speaker 4: another guy I feel like on the interior.
Speaker 3: You know, I can't remember, but they had some that
Speaker 3: was absolute studs out there.
Speaker 4: Dude, Yes, tag team. Do you find yourself room for
Speaker 4: the Raiders at all? With with ap at the.
Speaker 1: Helm, I don't I root for his success. I don't
Speaker 1: root for the rate. I'm a Giants fan, but uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's cool that he that he got the gig.
Speaker 1: I mean he deserves that. I think.
Speaker 4: You know how tight in with the Giants like fan
Speaker 4: them a you like, were you bummed seeing Sakuan go to.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, of course, I mean how it hurts enough
Speaker 1: to lose a guy that talented. But the fucking Eagles.
Speaker 1: I hate the Eagles, dude.
Speaker 3: I feel like Eagles are a place that if you're
Speaker 3: not in, if you're not in Philadelphia, everyone outside of
Speaker 3: Philadelphia like there's like a rumbling that everyone hates the Eagles. Oh,
Speaker 3: philp is a scary place to play.
Speaker 1: Philly sports fans are psychotic. Yes, I'm a huge Knicks fan.
Speaker 1: So during that first round I was tweeting NonStop like
Speaker 1: fuck Philly, just not just drunken bars, being like I
Speaker 1: hate this Sixers and the ship that I got back,
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, maybe I should stop. This is crazy.
Speaker 1: And then the next round against the Pacers, I was like,
Speaker 1: this isn't bad. You guys are like nice farm people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Philly people are like doxy my family and ship.
Speaker 1: It's like it's it's different. It's a different type of hate, dude.
Speaker 3: The Northeast, their fan base, especially with their professional sports.
Speaker 1: Philly is the most crazy, the most crazy.
Speaker 3: Bills Mafia goes hard too. I got a little squaw
Speaker 3: squabble with base Yeah that's.
Speaker 4: Through social media.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just go hard.
Speaker 4: But you'd be in a Philly game like Charles she
Speaker 4: was wearning her Washington jacket when we played there, and
Speaker 4: they're like, you can't and throw in full cans of beerd.
Speaker 8: Bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Bill's when you live in the combination
Speaker 1: of insanely cold weather, you're always losing. Like it's enough,
Speaker 1: you basically turn into Jack Nicholson in the shining you
Speaker 1: start to fucking spy stadium. Yeah, And they spend all
Speaker 1: that money on that stadium for that, for that fucking
Speaker 1: city when everyone like, have you been walking around downtown there,
Speaker 1: everyone's on drugs, Like that city needs a lot of help,
Speaker 1: and they're like, no, fuck, we'll put it in the stadium. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love. I actually have a weird sauce spot for Buffalo,
Speaker 1: the great crowds. Uh. It's a weird thing about you
Speaker 1: go up there. It's like Buffalo is great, Rochester is
Speaker 1: fucking cool. Syracuse will make you want to commit suicide,
Speaker 1: for sure, it's awful. Uh, but but Buffalo is cool
Speaker 1: and great Italian food.
Speaker 4: I like wings.
Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: You don't think so, I just really I think you're
Speaker 1: a kidding No no, no.
Speaker 3: No, I'm being so serious. I just think it's the
Speaker 3: blue cheese thing. For me, if you're up there and
Speaker 3: you order ranch, they literally.
Speaker 4: Laugh out the building, ran guy, you're both.
Speaker 3: Big Ranch guy. And I think blue cheese is maybe
Speaker 3: the worst condiment. Yeah, I have.
Speaker 1: I only deal with wings, but like for wings, like.
Speaker 3: The spies, for all blue cheese that crumble, the sauce,
Speaker 3: all of it the same.
Speaker 4: But I feel like I've learned. It's mainly just because
Speaker 4: we haven't grown up and matured yet, because I feel
Speaker 4: like they say, when your padic, it's a little bit
Speaker 4: more mature. You start liking the blue cheese.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know, the.
Speaker 3: Cheese with mold on it. It's like, what are we doing?
Speaker 3: What are we trying to prove out here? There's nothing
Speaker 3: for that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, not right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not a blue cheese guy. I hate blue cheese.
Speaker 3: I love it. I love it. Why do you think
Speaker 3: the Northeast is so big on their pro sports but
Speaker 3: not necessarily on their college sports?
Speaker 13: Ah?
Speaker 4: They suck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a simple answer.
Speaker 1: There's just yeah, we're not great at it. There's not
Speaker 1: a real culture. I mean, who am I going to
Speaker 1: root for in the city like Saint John's or fuckers? Yeah.
Speaker 3: I won the first football game ever right.
Speaker 1: My mom actually went there, so I should be rooting
Speaker 1: for them, but not, dude, I no, I mean we
Speaker 1: just grow up with like then. Also, I was so spoiled,
Speaker 1: Like I think about the way, uh Boston guys who
Speaker 1: are like in their twenties now are spoiled. How just
Speaker 1: every team wins. Not being a nineties New Yorker was
Speaker 1: pretty fucking cool because the Rangers won the Cup. The Knicks,
Speaker 1: we never got over the hump, but we were we
Speaker 1: were good every every year we were in the mix,
Speaker 1: and we were we bloodied teams. It was like, no
Speaker 1: one's beating Jordan. That's just how it was. But the
Speaker 1: Yankees were fucking unreal and the Giants and the Giants too,
Speaker 1: so it was a pretty cool. Look at that messy
Speaker 1: a badass.
Speaker 3: That is cool.
Speaker 4: I never really got into hockey like that. I know
Speaker 4: you're a big hockey guy.
Speaker 3: I like hockey a lot. My brother he played juniors,
Speaker 3: and my dad grew up in Dina, Minnesota, and he
Speaker 3: was always growing up in Arizona. He was like, we're
Speaker 3: at the ice edd and we're always playing hockey and
Speaker 3: stuff like that.
Speaker 4: It is the most fun sport to watch. Like you
Speaker 4: were saying earlier playoff hockey, Oh my god, getting to
Speaker 4: go to the Caps games out in Washington, like they
Speaker 4: would they would be the best in the regular season,
Speaker 4: but they would always lose in the playoffs. But going
Speaker 4: there experiencing like game six is Game seven's like playoff
Speaker 4: hockey is insane. The watch so fast paced.
Speaker 3: It's interesting too. Like the places in the country now
Speaker 3: that have great like in game experiences, like a Preed's game.
Speaker 3: Here it's in the South, you would think, like no
Speaker 3: one really cares about hockey, but the in game experience
Speaker 3: is insane. They go so hard, they're yelling at the goalie.
Speaker 3: There's catfish being thrown around. Broadways packed, broadways packed, It's
Speaker 3: just an absolute party.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I feel like there's a lot of like
Speaker 1: weird inside joke stuff with hockey to it. They throw
Speaker 1: the rats on the ice and I like ship like, yeah.
Speaker 3: Detroit does the octopus. It's just everyone's got their little thing.
Speaker 3: And we were talking this before the podcast, like the
Speaker 3: hockey culture is like a one of one culture. There's
Speaker 3: a small team. Everybody is a booze bag. Everyone gets
Speaker 3: after it. You know, you wake up, you rub your
Speaker 3: eyes and you just and then you go and fight
Speaker 3: and you play it at the same at the same time,
Speaker 3: it's a gentleman's game. Just like you're saying, there's unwritten rules,
Speaker 3: things you do.
Speaker 4: You don't do.
Speaker 3: It's it's cool because there's just a lot of things
Speaker 3: that in football. It's like cut it's like the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well the NBA players are now like almost too
Speaker 1: fashionable when they're coming in and like I'm like, it's like,
Speaker 1: it's not a runway. You're going to play a fucking sport,
Speaker 1: you know. Like I see guys coming in and like
Speaker 1: furry Gucci, like you know, those those sandal things or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you're supposed to be the tough guy
Speaker 1: in the team, right, Yeah, I want to see a
Speaker 1: guy coming in like Tims or something.
Speaker 3: It has like boxing gloves on. Yeah, like a Mike
Speaker 3: Tyson outfit.
Speaker 4: Yeah. It does just feel like everybody's trying to go
Speaker 4: viral for some fashion thing pre game.
Speaker 1: And don't look at like they look but that one
Speaker 1: on the leg just wentn't shorts. That's fine, But like
Speaker 1: I mean, what is this ship on the right? What
Speaker 1: is he wearing?
Speaker 4: Right, It's like you giant.
Speaker 3: The nuts. I don't know how tall that cat is,
Speaker 3: but he looks like he's like I think, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3: what will you find a shirt that long? That's so inconvenient. Inconvenient, dude,
Speaker 3: it's crazy.
Speaker 1: He looks like a condom.
Speaker 4: He looks like one of them car dealership balloon that
Speaker 4: just flable tubes.
Speaker 3: It is nuts. I mean, what the fuck. That's like
Speaker 3: a Freddy Krueger vibe right there.
Speaker 1: That's actually yeah. But you look at how hardy, like
Speaker 1: that's the thing is like it's supposed to be. That's
Speaker 1: sobaca right. He's he's also like a beautiful looking man.
Speaker 1: He looks like sculpted, you know, but.
Speaker 4: He's looking body.
Speaker 3: I know nothing about basketball. I don't know about it,
Speaker 3: but if you're wearing that's a nun outfit. That or
Speaker 3: some ship when the skirts get involved, like even Dion Dawkins,
Speaker 3: you see him at the s PS, he's a tack
Speaker 3: for the bills. He was rocking like a skirt. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and that's scarf, dude, it's a sixty five year old
Speaker 3: woman three weeks to knit. That thing is wild.
Speaker 1: I was reading the Agasy book. It's so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: I mean, but there's you know, he was like an
Speaker 1: angry kid. He's a rebel, and there's you know, it's
Speaker 1: like a fuck you to his dad and everyone this
Speaker 1: at this camp, he's like fucking up dudes and tournaments
Speaker 1: with mats scara and like a pink mohawk on. It's
Speaker 1: like a fuck you to them, and in front of
Speaker 1: the whole camp, the guys like, you want to fucking
Speaker 1: play like that, I'm putting a dress on you next game.
Speaker 1: Like that's how they shamed him. Really, I'm like, he's
Speaker 1: halfway there and I don't think he's gonna give a shit.
Speaker 3: Now. That's a look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of aw it's a hair bits fake
Speaker 1: though the hair's not real. No, he was wearing a
Speaker 1: hair piece there, tennis guy. That was like that was
Speaker 1: the big deal. Like come that was even before like
Speaker 1: coming out as gay as a baby. That's like coming
Speaker 1: out his bold.
Speaker 3: That was out there. Yeah, there was a big fight
Speaker 3: in the seventies and eighties about being bald.
Speaker 12: Huh.
Speaker 3: That's when Combover's right, the strongest they've ever been.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but you have to be like a strong
Speaker 1: ball guy like Kojak or something. You have to be
Speaker 1: like a badass, Oh guy.
Speaker 4: You know, being bald was like an embarrassing thing because
Speaker 4: look at all the old guys. Now they try so
Speaker 4: hard just to take their little wisps of That's what
Speaker 4: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but now there's so many treatments you could do,
Speaker 1: or you could just be like, look at Statham. He
Speaker 1: looks so fucking cool. But you gotta hope that you
Speaker 1: have the right shape.
Speaker 3: He's got a good shit head. That is what it's
Speaker 3: all about. Heard the backstory in this guy. He had
Speaker 3: like a crazy criminal record before he got an acting Really,
Speaker 3: that's like, that's literally me just saying shit out of
Speaker 3: my ass right now for the sake of this podcast.
Speaker 3: But I do believe he had himself a little bit
Speaker 3: of a criminal background. But I yeah, I think now,
Speaker 3: if you're able to put a couple of coins in
Speaker 3: your pocket and you start to go bald, why not Yeah,
Speaker 3: why not just go put in your pocket?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is that real? Oh?
Speaker 4: That's for sure real, that's real.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine if that was your actual munk shot.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's you gotta be the proudest you've ever
Speaker 3: been in your entire life.
Speaker 1: It looks cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does look cool.
Speaker 1: He's got a strong bag.
Speaker 3: His back is nuts.
Speaker 1: That's like afflic in the town.
Speaker 3: Now we're getting the sports talk, dude. Nothing like dudes
Speaker 3: just admiring.
Speaker 1: I'm strong enough, my am I secure enough of my sexuality.
Speaker 1: I can I can admire dude's back.
Speaker 3: No question.
Speaker 4: You kind of have to. Like, yes, being in the
Speaker 4: locker room and just seeing cats, it's like Derrick Henry.
Speaker 4: You kind of just admire him as they.
Speaker 3: Well, man, I wish I had half that peace.
Speaker 4: You're a little more proud of yourself, Like how do
Speaker 4: I do it? Like this slam the door? Why you
Speaker 4: got to bring up.
Speaker 3: These dudes that are specimens? Look at this man right here?
Speaker 3: Low key not.
Speaker 4: Bad will It's not terrible.
Speaker 7: No, it's not terrible at all.
Speaker 3: You got a strong back, kid, Thank you.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 4: You do take a lot of pride d one back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 3: Would you say your best feature is physically when you
Speaker 3: look in the mirror and you're like this sucks, this sucks,
Speaker 3: But I'm proud of this. What is that? What are
Speaker 3: you proud of?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 4: No, don't airline.
Speaker 3: You have a strong hair.
Speaker 1: I guess that's it.
Speaker 4: Good beard.
Speaker 1: All right, you guys are else.
Speaker 3: We got going on. Here, take your shirt off, dude,
Speaker 3: boy up.
Speaker 4: I start checking out his legacy. He's got the tear
Speaker 4: drops going on with his knee.
Speaker 1: No, I'm fucking oh, that's a rough one. I was
Speaker 1: trying to That was during COVID spiraling in California. I
Speaker 1: was like, let me do a let me do a
Speaker 1: Kenny Powers type.
Speaker 3: The American flag is kind of nice, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are a dark time.
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Speaker 3: Back to the episode, it seems like you're blowing up
Speaker 3: in the comedy world right now.
Speaker 1: If you say, some man, it seems like it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's hard to tell, you know. I remove
Speaker 1: myself a lot from it, but like, yeah, you just
Speaker 1: want to All I want is to go to clubs
Speaker 1: or theaters on the road and people show up, because like,
Speaker 1: it's so fucking hard to write without h having your
Speaker 1: people there. That's what you do for years, where you're like,
Speaker 1: all right, they give you a flat fee, you show up,
Speaker 1: and the whole time they're like, you got to prove
Speaker 1: your funny. There's this Davittel said on Conan from back
Speaker 1: in the day that I always think of where first
Speaker 1: joke hits and he goes, I've proven I'm funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, that's so fucking real.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Just the anxiety of all that is that the
Speaker 3: biggest fear when you're going up is just the bomb
Speaker 3: or you are you not? I don't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't give a shit. I feel bad for
Speaker 1: the audience more than I do for me. Like, if
Speaker 1: it's bad, I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3: Man, have you re publicly apologized.
Speaker 1: I've said, like, I don't apologize because it's like it's
Speaker 1: like going on a date that's bad, where you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna apologize. You're like, well this isn't working,
Speaker 1: you know. So I've definitely I'll let them know that
Speaker 1: I'm sometimes where I'm like, I know this is going badly,
Speaker 1: Like I've seen comics like, just pretend it's going well
Speaker 1: and power through. I will. I will say, I just
Speaker 1: want you to know I'm good enough to know that
Speaker 1: this is bad. Yeah, I want you to know that
Speaker 1: I'm not shitty and on air.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, so start seeing the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh they know. I had a weird one a
Speaker 1: week ago. I bombed three straight. It was weird. That
Speaker 1: really never happens to me anymore. I did three in
Speaker 1: a night. It was at the stand in They're upstairs room,
Speaker 1: and it just didn't connect. And then I was like, man,
Speaker 1: that was rusty. And I saw Colin Quinn at the cellar.
Speaker 1: He's like, they fucking stink, and I was like, shit,
Speaker 1: all right, yes, but I was like, in your head,
Speaker 1: you're like, I'll get them, you know, there's that ego.
Speaker 1: And I went up and I fucking ate it. And
Speaker 1: then there was a third one and they were good,
Speaker 1: but I was just kind of rattled and I and
Speaker 1: I sucked.
Speaker 3: And I was like, man, have you living in the past?
Speaker 3: You want to get to the next play?
Speaker 1: I was, yeah, I was thinking about it, and I'm
Speaker 1: doing all new ship. I'm not in the special when
Speaker 1: I'm at the cellar, so I'm like really trying to
Speaker 1: and it's tough, tough because you're trying. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: hone like a seven minute holocaust chunk right now, and
Speaker 1: it's hard to work out in a fifteen minute. Said
Speaker 1: I need a build in that. You know that good will,
Speaker 1: But you're funny.
Speaker 3: You're just taking half the time talk about genocide. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's but it's funny waters there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, look it's those are jokes you got
Speaker 1: to earn. As they say, it's tough to come out
Speaker 1: and be like I've tried a couple of times. You
Speaker 1: get that you're like, let me see if I can
Speaker 1: dig myself a hole and dig out of it. So
Speaker 1: I've definitely been like I was watching that Hitler doc.
Speaker 1: I like, open my set that and they're just like nope,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, what's gonna be a rough seven minutes,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, let's see if I can dig
Speaker 1: out of this.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of comics that are just like great
Speaker 3: people talk about Lewis c k about like essentially coming
Speaker 3: in the room and purposely losing the crowd just to
Speaker 3: get him back, like some crazy stuff. The other people
Speaker 3: you watch and kind of like train yourself on like
Speaker 3: get out of GEO free card comments.
Speaker 1: I always respected how he would do that. I mean
Speaker 1: he would definitely. I mean he opened a special with
Speaker 1: like an N word bit, which I was like, that's
Speaker 1: fucking pretty dicey. Yeah, anybody, but I thought.
Speaker 3: No chance, no shot. No, he is incredible, not the
Speaker 3: things he's done off the stand, but definitely hell of
Speaker 3: a comedian.
Speaker 1: Oh hell. One of the best comedians of all time?
Speaker 3: Would you would he be on your Mount Rushmore?
Speaker 1: The Mount Rushmore shit's tricky, but yeah, I think he's.
Speaker 3: It's a fun game to play though.
Speaker 4: These were some of those guys before you got into
Speaker 4: This is such.
Speaker 1: Sports talk though sports people always it's like the greatest,
Speaker 1: but it's like it's entertainment. I think it's different, Like
Speaker 1: I could do a mount Rushmore in sports, but Burr
Speaker 1: is phenomenal to Yeah, they're two of the best ever.
Speaker 4: Who are the guys that were inspiring you to get
Speaker 4: into it and kind of stick with it, be like, yo,
Speaker 4: this is this is the lane I want to be
Speaker 4: no matter how much I'm bombing right now or handing
Speaker 4: out flyers like I'll you'll figure it out at some point.
Speaker 1: Bill Burr was one of them for sure. Louis like
Speaker 1: I saw Bill. David tel was incredible rock, you know,
Speaker 1: kind of all the classics. You know. I love Ridney Dangerfield,
Speaker 1: he fucking killed me. Back to School is like my
Speaker 1: go to when I'm like feeling low, I'm like, let
Speaker 1: me watch Back to School. It's like you can't be
Speaker 1: in a bad mood. Every character in that movie serves
Speaker 1: to just set up his jokes, but like his wife
Speaker 1: will be like, you're impossible. He's like, oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: you're easy. You know. I love comedy like that. We're
Speaker 1: just every character is just like setting him up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just serving on a silver platter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what is kind of your north star? Like you
Speaker 4: having a special now? Like what when you look at
Speaker 4: your five ten years? Like, what is your north star?
Speaker 10: Dude?
Speaker 1: I'm doing it. That's the thing. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: like what do you when people say to you? Guys?
Speaker 1: I guess sports is different because you're like, I want
Speaker 1: a super Bowl or something. But like, don't you feel
Speaker 1: when you make the NFL You're like, fuck, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: I just want to work. I just want to be
Speaker 1: continuing to work. Because you feel that.
Speaker 4: Way, and then you read some comments, you're like fuck,
Speaker 4: I can honestly say I kind of change the narrative
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 1: Really, you guys, you look at the comments.
Speaker 3: Oh bro, it's tough not to me that Twitter search bar,
Speaker 3: that's the you search it.
Speaker 1: I'll have I don't do that. I'll see the ads,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I would never search my name.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 4: I've said this story before, but I remember playing on
Speaker 4: Thanksgivings missing two tackles on the first drave stories old Elliott, Yeah,
Speaker 4: story as old as time. And all I was thinking
Speaker 4: about on the bench is like how people are just
Speaker 4: trashing me right now because sometime times after a game,
Speaker 4: you like quote your name and write in your name
Speaker 4: the super people be like, yeah, I had a pretty
Speaker 4: solid game. Like let's see if everybody else thought the
Speaker 4: same thing, and it's like, oh fuck, they don't. And
Speaker 4: it would just like be in your head mentally, because
Speaker 4: you wouldn't be separating yourself from like, you know, just
Speaker 4: watching film and you know, knowing what you do, knowing
Speaker 4: what the coaches are saying and everybody else, and just
Speaker 4: understanding what your job is. You're like you start to
Speaker 4: get consumed by what people think of you. It's a
Speaker 4: very slippery slope.
Speaker 1: And that's that's the danger, right because like super looking
Speaker 1: for validation in this unhealthy place. Why am I looking
Speaker 1: here for this shit?
Speaker 3: It's a sickness, dude, You're just looking for all like, hey,
Speaker 3: I hope everybody loves me in this moment. You'll see
Speaker 3: nine comments that are like you're the best or whatever
Speaker 3: the comment, but the ones like this guy fucking sucks
Speaker 3: and you're like, man, do I am? I? Actually that better?
Speaker 1: Some of those guys are fans too of yours.
Speaker 3: No question, there's been. There's been multiple times when I
Speaker 3: was playing that you would someone would say something nasty
Speaker 3: and then you would comment back to them like, Oh,
Speaker 3: I just want to see if you respond.
Speaker 1: Isn't that weird?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a weird deal. It makes me think a
Speaker 3: lot about like anybody in the entertainment industry before the Internet,
Speaker 3: and it was life easier because obviously now people get exposure,
Speaker 3: way more people are able to see you, learn about you,
Speaker 3: become fans of you. But also the hate comes in floods,
Speaker 3: Like I wonder if Jordan ever like grab the newspaper
Speaker 3: and was like reading through all the.
Speaker 1: Time as this whole doc is, like she would literally
Speaker 1: make up shit to get angry about.
Speaker 3: That was a bad example. That was a bad example,
Speaker 3: guy Michael Jordan's Yeah, he's the only person I know
Speaker 3: before the Internet. It is a wild deal. It's hard, man,
Speaker 3: It's hard not to feed it, feed that side of
Speaker 3: you that's like it just wants a validation. You're like,
Speaker 3: please tell me I'm good enough.
Speaker 1: Yes, we I mean, but also you know, you're working.
Speaker 1: That's what you got here because do the right people
Speaker 1: believe in me. That's that's the thing, right, And we
Speaker 1: all do it like it's a moment of weakness. Did
Speaker 1: they nail the one thing that I think about myself
Speaker 1: like are they fucking on it? And every once in
Speaker 1: a while you're like, yeah, they got it.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's all right.
Speaker 1: You know, like you just can't. You just can't live there, man,
Speaker 1: Like moments of weakness of one thing. But if you
Speaker 1: if you live in that place, you're it's just yeah,
Speaker 1: this social media ship, it's it's amazing. Like we're adults, like,
Speaker 1: think about what this does to kids? Right, And they
Speaker 1: do studies, like Facebook does studies where they're like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is really bad and they're like we're going to
Speaker 1: keep doing it, but a lot of money. We said
Speaker 1: we did that, we did the study. Yeah, that's how
Speaker 1: they do it.
Speaker 3: It is a great mindset when you say, like what's
Speaker 3: your north star? You ask what the north stars and
Speaker 3: you're like, I'm doing it right now, stands up. Fantastic mind.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to be able to sell out comedy
Speaker 1: club weekends, you know, that was it. I was like,
Speaker 1: can I sell out comedy clubs, and and then you know,
Speaker 1: last year was a theater tour and I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't have any desire to get to arenas. I
Speaker 1: mean like that, I'm good here. This is a great area.
Speaker 1: I don't particularly like. If I got there, fine, but
Speaker 1: I have no desire. I don't really like arena comedy.
Speaker 1: I like it in theaters. I like it because there's
Speaker 1: theaters where it still feels intimate, even up to like
Speaker 1: two thousand yea or more.
Speaker 4: But uh, but then you get in an arena one day.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I wouldn't take it. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I'm good, you know, which.
Speaker 4: Is a good thing too, because it shows that you're
Speaker 4: more in line with worrying about what your craft is
Speaker 4: and what you enjoy about it, versus thinking, I gotta
Speaker 4: get to this next thing. I gotta get to this
Speaker 4: next thing.
Speaker 8: To me.
Speaker 4: That's where you get caught up and trying to find
Speaker 4: the validation everywhere else because you're so hungry to chase
Speaker 4: this ambition. You don't know if if the pulse of
Speaker 4: it is is trending with you.
Speaker 3: No, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: You just gotta stay. No, you just have to stay
Speaker 1: you know, it totally made sense. You have to stay
Speaker 1: loving what you do, like you see these guys. I
Speaker 1: remember hearing a Michael Jordan quote once which someone asked
Speaker 1: him how did you become the best, and they all
Speaker 1: thought he was gonna be like, I worked harder than everybody.
Speaker 1: But the quote was I learned to love the shitty parts.
Speaker 1: And I was like, wow, that's a kind of beautiful.
Speaker 1: I heard that. I was like, I'm gonna I'm going
Speaker 1: to roll in the morning TV, in morning radio, and
Speaker 1: I'm going to like really try, I'm gonna pretend I
Speaker 1: love this ship. Yeah, it's got to be like the
Speaker 1: gym for you guys.
Speaker 4: You know, it's like, yeah, I was just I was
Speaker 4: just talking the other day. It's like part of you.
Speaker 4: As the season gets closer, you start to miss the
Speaker 4: certain things of the ball. But also it's like all
Speaker 4: the shitty parts that come with, like feeling the heat outside,
Speaker 4: imagining training, going out in training, camp, trapping up with
Speaker 4: the boys. Yes, they started six days. That's just because
Speaker 4: you even imagine doing that.
Speaker 3: No, I mean when we were down, we went down
Speaker 3: to u of A for the Barstool Bowl, and it
Speaker 3: was wyoming versus Toledo and just watching guys warm up,
Speaker 3: I'm like, how the fuck did I ever do something?
Speaker 3: And the farther you get away from it, you're like,
Speaker 3: that's just crazy.
Speaker 1: It's almost as grooming as living in Toledo. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a rough fucking city.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Toledo's got a lot of them Confederate flags rocking
Speaker 3: out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've been to Toledo a couple of times. Those boys,
Speaker 3: they think they're in the South or something. It is wild.
Speaker 1: Oh it's uh yeah. I did some rough weekends. They're
Speaker 1: coming up. I remember like different, I closed one club there.
Speaker 1: I remember like a guy drove me the airport and
Speaker 1: my manager at the time was like, did you cash
Speaker 1: the check? And I was like, I'm at the fucking
Speaker 1: airport and he goes, uh, cash it. Immediately. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm at the airport. What do you mean. He's like
Speaker 1: the club just closed. I'm like like right now, and
Speaker 1: he's like yeah, he's like, you closed the club. I'm
Speaker 1: like all right, wait, so I had to like land
Speaker 1: and run. It was a Sunday thing. I had to
Speaker 1: wait till Monday or whatever. But like, yeah, the club closed, did.
Speaker 3: You get a cashed?
Speaker 1: I got it, but I've been stiffed before you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did a gig in a Atlantic city, of all places,
Speaker 1: where it's like that's what you expect to get stiffed
Speaker 1: in Atlantic City. But yeah, I just filled my half
Speaker 1: hour special for Comedy Central. I think it was twenty fifteen,
Speaker 1: and uh, I was doing a week in ac and
Speaker 1: it was like not crazy money, but at the time,
Speaker 1: you're like, this would be nice to have. And uh
Speaker 1: it was one of those gigs where they're like you're
Speaker 1: playing the casino, but like we got you a different
Speaker 1: place to stay, Like that's how fucking insignificant.
Speaker 3: Yeah you were.
Speaker 1: So I remember going like drunk to the We were
Speaker 1: on the boardwalk, but it was kind of like a
Speaker 1: shitty set apartment. It looked like we're like a just
Speaker 1: like a p I would stay and I came in
Speaker 1: like loaded one night after one of the sets, and
Speaker 1: I just remember looking to Cockroad, stomping it out and
Speaker 1: then just passing out on the It's all a bad
Speaker 1: omen for the week. And I was paired with two
Speaker 1: other comics. It was like three comics headline, and one
Speaker 1: of them was like a degenerate sports gambler in the summer.
Speaker 1: It's just betting on every baseball game.
Speaker 4: And I did.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: We didn't speak much in the green room, but all
Speaker 1: i'd he would be like, can't catch a fucking break.
Speaker 1: Every time he looked at his phone, just losing. He
Speaker 1: was like, the fucking Tigers. I'm like, you're betting on
Speaker 1: regular season baseball, dude, what do you expect? Like these
Speaker 1: games are insignificant, you know, so we uh, yeah, we
Speaker 1: do the full week. And I remember at the end
Speaker 1: the end, my agent at the time was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they didn't they didn't have the money. And I was like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean. He's like, yeah, they don't. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna get paid. I was like, that's fucking I
Speaker 1: just was here for a week.
Speaker 3: It sounds like you had you had to fire that agent.
Speaker 1: Of course he had to go, you like, do.
Speaker 3: The gig and he's like, oh, they don't have the
Speaker 3: money to pay you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. His whole thing was like he owes other people
Speaker 1: way more money. I'm like, that's not the comforting words
Speaker 1: I was really looking for.
Speaker 3: But well, you put a judgment on this guy.
Speaker 1: Guy disappeared. Oh the agent, No, the the.
Speaker 3: Guy who yeah together there, Yeah, that is crazy.
Speaker 4: What are some of your favorite places to play?
Speaker 1: Favorite cities? I mean, dude, I like it. I mean
Speaker 1: I did the Rhyme in here last year. That was gorgeous.
Speaker 1: That's like iconic. The More in Seattle is a pretty
Speaker 1: beautiful theater. I just thought Bill Burr film the Special there.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that's I was thinking about filming there.
Speaker 1: I think it's like beautiful. The Wilburn, Boston, it's a
Speaker 1: myth where I take my special. I love it. It's
Speaker 1: just like so classic.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: I love New York, so like, you know, wherever, but
Speaker 1: I'm I'm oh. The Majestic in Dallas was pretty fucking cool.
Speaker 1: The Majestic that was beautiful, dude. Honestly, everywhere I was
Speaker 1: last year and the theaters was sick. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean any city is cool for a night. That's the
Speaker 1: other thing too, like, uh, yeah, it's beautiful. Look at that.
Speaker 1: It's like just classic.
Speaker 3: Looks at that place.
Speaker 1: Notre Dame. Oh the fucking Chicago theater, dude, is that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a great one, Chicago.
Speaker 3: The one I'm talking about. You know what, there's one
Speaker 3: in Notre Dame that I went to. It looks very
Speaker 3: similar to that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Do you notice a difference where you're at in the country.
Speaker 3: What jokes hitting what don't?
Speaker 10: Not?
Speaker 1: Really, they're my crowd. I mean now, it's pretty consistent.
Speaker 1: Like I'm also not making like these crazy political statements
Speaker 1: in my act. If I talk politics at all or
Speaker 1: social commentary, I'm like, this better be funny, whether your
Speaker 1: pro life or pro choice. I kind of want everyone
Speaker 1: to laugh at it. Yeah, yeah, I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: asking you to pick a side with my jokes. Although
Speaker 1: some people will hear like a dead baby joke and
Speaker 1: they're like you motherfucker, But I'm like, no, it's just
Speaker 1: it's fun. It's a fun dead baby joke.
Speaker 3: It's a fun dead baby joke.
Speaker 1: They exist.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 1: I did a lot of dead baby jokes in this special.
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I can't help it. Like you're like, I
Speaker 1: shouldn't write, dude. That's the problem is like I tell
Speaker 1: myself not to write dark jokes, but then you're just
Speaker 1: sitting alone in a room and you start laughing yourself
Speaker 1: and you're like, why the fuck these are these the
Speaker 1: jokes that pop into my head? You know, Like everything
Speaker 1: that's popping into my head is like a dead baby
Speaker 1: joke or like you know, as I said, like Hitler jokes,
Speaker 1: like they just keep they keep making me laugh because
Speaker 1: they're so that's what makes me laugh. Something so bad
Speaker 1: that it's funny, you know, I mean dead baby jokes.
Speaker 1: I did a I had a joke. The one joke
Speaker 1: that got me like death threats for real was I
Speaker 1: did a joke about a baby that got eaten by
Speaker 1: an alligator at Disney And immediately I was like, let
Speaker 1: me try a joke about this, you know, uh. And
Speaker 1: I was at the cellar and I I opened my
Speaker 1: being like, man, I don't want to come off like
Speaker 1: a gun nup, but I think that that baby was armed,
Speaker 1: he'd still be with us. And a woman stands up like,
Speaker 1: fuck you, you piece of shit, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: all right, this is weird, so let me let me
Speaker 1: roll with this. So I'm just messing with her at
Speaker 1: this point, like did you even watch the baby's funeral
Speaker 1: on TV? In my head, I'm like, and she's like,
Speaker 1: oh I didn't. I'm like, you think they televised baby funerals?
Speaker 1: I'm clearly messy with her. I said, well, if you did,
Speaker 1: you would have seen the mom come on through tears
Speaker 1: and say see you later, alligator, and and she just
Speaker 1: was like horrified and ran out screaming, wrote along. She
Speaker 1: wrote a long email to the comedy seller, which they
Speaker 1: made the mistake of sending to me. And then I
Speaker 1: just turned into a whole fucking like eight minute chunk
Speaker 1: that I put in a Comedy Central hour special. And
Speaker 1: Comedy Center when I put it out, was like, you
Speaker 1: have to say before this bit that we don't condone this,
Speaker 1: and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, you had to say, Comedy Central does not condone
Speaker 3: this next one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I said something along the lines of
Speaker 1: like Comedy Center wanted me to say that this is
Speaker 1: not funny. Me, on the other hand, I think it works,
Speaker 1: So it's like something like that. And then, uh, it
Speaker 1: was like an eight minute bit. And legally they were
Speaker 1: like worried that they were gonna get sued because it
Speaker 1: was a real story, but I was the bit wasn't
Speaker 1: about the baby. It was just that opening joke was
Speaker 1: about the baby, and then everything else is about the
Speaker 1: woman complaining. But I got like, I still got messages
Speaker 1: like I hope you every once in a while would
Speaker 1: like get reshared and go viral, and I would just
Speaker 1: get like you motherfucker.
Speaker 4: You're like, oh fucker.
Speaker 1: We go like we hope you fucking die, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to Disney, you.
Speaker 4: Know, like although we did.
Speaker 1: We did go surfing with Bert on his fully loaded tour,
Speaker 1: and I kept thinking, like, if I get eating by
Speaker 1: an alligator, that bit's gonna go viral again.
Speaker 3: Yeah said the motherfucker.
Speaker 4: Yeah, whow How fun is that fully loaded toward? It
Speaker 4: seems like he does it up right.
Speaker 1: It's probably the best tour I've ever been a part of.
Speaker 1: It was like insane. I mean we're playing like pick
Speaker 1: up basketball. One day he brings a trainer, he brings
Speaker 1: a cold plunge. So it's like hard living at night.
Speaker 1: And then every day you're just like he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: you guys want to do a weightlifting and batting practice
Speaker 1: at the minor league stadium. I'm like, fuck, yes, this
Speaker 1: sounds amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great. Bird is the life of the party.
Speaker 3: We we do like a beer Olympics every year the
Speaker 3: last three years. And two years ago he came and
Speaker 3: he he looked rough, like he couldn't get his ring
Speaker 3: off his finger. He was looking all red. Yeah, he
Speaker 3: had that trt like skin tone. And this year he
Speaker 3: comes back, he looks way better, way more put together.
Speaker 3: I love his energy is all time. I can't believe
Speaker 3: he does it.
Speaker 1: Twenty four sevens.
Speaker 3: He really doesn't slow down.
Speaker 1: He's a real life Homer Simpson. If that's a good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he is a big fan of him.
Speaker 4: If you could build out let's just say you're headlining
Speaker 4: a tour, you can build out your act any way
Speaker 4: you want and everybody's available. What three acts would you
Speaker 4: take with?
Speaker 1: Would I bring?
Speaker 5: Yeah, damn, that's tough.
Speaker 1: I gotta bring Norman.
Speaker 4: Why did you say like that?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: Because I mean we're just like we have because I'm
Speaker 1: because I'm thinking about who I'm eliminating. That's not who
Speaker 1: I'm bringing. Stavros. I like, I don't see him enough.
Speaker 1: I can't get him out of his house.
Speaker 3: What's his vot? Because he seems hilarious. I'm a fan
Speaker 3: of his.
Speaker 1: He's the best. I mean he's yeah, I mean, there's
Speaker 1: nothing not He's hilarious. He's like a fat poon hound.
Speaker 1: I love him.
Speaker 3: I mean he's got the perfect look with that mustache
Speaker 3: and the hair trailing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the man.
Speaker 4: Anytime A Ravens games happen anytime.
Speaker 3: Raven He did the schedule release for the Ravens.
Speaker 4: Oh that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was part of a schedule release thing for
Speaker 1: the Cowboys. They just asked me to do it and
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, no, I'm a Giants
Speaker 1: fan that like Eli is doing it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'll do it. And then it was just
Speaker 1: like post Malone, like they call you and it's just
Speaker 1: post Malone and a bunch of other like it was
Speaker 1: like the mascot and they just like stare at you
Speaker 1: and don't say a word, and it was just me
Speaker 1: being like what the fuck? And that was what they used.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I thought you can let me
Speaker 1: say something like witty. They're like, no, that's that's good.
Speaker 3: That's perfect, good job. They hang up the phone text
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, he crushed it with that. That schedule reveal
Speaker 1: was awesome. And yeah, so that's two. I don't know
Speaker 1: for the last one, anyone, I feel weird saying like
Speaker 1: an elder statesman, So I'll probably bring another guy who's
Speaker 1: like in my class comedically, maybe like Joe List or
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 3: Joe List, I don't know. If he's a beast.
Speaker 1: I think that's I think that's a really good show
Speaker 1: right there. Not a lot of diversity, but.
Speaker 4: Your target audience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 4: You know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to see yours?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Where am I? I? Oh there, I am M.
Speaker 3: I got PFT in it.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, great cameo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, quick cameo.
Speaker 3: A lot of fans got Cowboy fans too. That must
Speaker 3: have been good for the juice.
Speaker 1: Oh man, hate the Cowboys, hate the Cowboys, and like
Speaker 1: Eagles of the two ones Eagles, it hurts more than
Speaker 1: because they're actually good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't believe.
Speaker 10: I don't.
Speaker 1: They did, But I believe I believe in Hurts way
Speaker 1: more than I believe in Dak Why do you say that?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: I mean, I just think he first off, he made
Speaker 1: he's made a super Bowl, you know. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: I just trust him more with the ball. He's just
Speaker 1: a fucking I think he's a he's a beast. And also,
Speaker 1: they have so many weapons on Philly that I.
Speaker 4: Was gonna say, I feel like Hurts is just surrounded
Speaker 4: by a lot more. We're not saying Hurts isn't a
Speaker 4: good player. I think he's a really good player. But
Speaker 4: I feel like Dak does more with less.
Speaker 3: That's fair, he does more with less, And I think
Speaker 3: it's a coaching issue too. And at the Cowboys situational
Speaker 3: the situational ball is just horrendous. Yeah, a couple of
Speaker 3: years ago in the playoffs, we bring up I bring
Speaker 3: up this all time, but they ran like a draw
Speaker 3: at the end of the game. They don't get in
Speaker 3: the ball and the ref doesn't spot it fast enough.
Speaker 4: Trying.
Speaker 3: It just seems like when there's like a little time
Speaker 3: in the clock, they're throwing it over the middle with
Speaker 3: no timeouts, not playing the sidelines at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not They're not getting the best out of
Speaker 1: what they have either.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they had The Cowboys do have studs in
Speaker 3: their defense there. They always have a good defense or
Speaker 3: big names on defense.
Speaker 1: My god, the what's his name?
Speaker 3: I don't know why I'm pon Parsons.
Speaker 1: He's one of the most unbelievable players have ever I know.
Speaker 3: I did not expect that.
Speaker 1: In the him and Watson together, thinking CJ. Watson the
Speaker 1: basketball player. Yeah, No, Strauss and Parsons together a whole area.
Speaker 4: The back and.
Speaker 3: Forth is really good Lamb isn't ferguson the tight end. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's a stud, he's a study. Their offensive line is
Speaker 3: always really good. I'm interested to see what the Eagles
Speaker 3: do this year without Jason Kelce because the center. Having
Speaker 3: a good center is a huge move. But having a
Speaker 3: good center with that type of leadership, that is going
Speaker 3: to be a devastating blow for them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would so sad watching him walk off the field, Like,
Speaker 1: I know he had a great career, but it's like, man,
Speaker 1: it was like I'm not I'm not an Eagles fan,
Speaker 1: but I was like, man, that guy just seems like
Speaker 1: pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, and good for the game.
Speaker 1: You gotta like players, like.
Speaker 4: It's a good way to put those iconic speeches, whether
Speaker 4: you get the inside look when he's talking to the
Speaker 4: team doing a team meeting, or that iconic uh super
Speaker 4: Bowl speech that he had after where he's wearing the
Speaker 4: whole fit.
Speaker 3: It was awesome. He had like a w W promo
Speaker 3: Hungry Dogs, Run Run Faster.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because it's just a football town Philly, Like
Speaker 1: they have other teams, but like you go to a
Speaker 1: restaurant there, they like handy the check and they're like
Speaker 1: go birds you really. Yeah, it's a football town, man,
Speaker 1: They're they're a legit football town.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Even playing him in preseason you like run out
Speaker 3: and they're all booing you. It's the playoffs or something
Speaker 3: like that. It's like stars are playing three snaps. This
Speaker 3: game will be it's.
Speaker 4: The most hostile environment to play that number one thing.
Speaker 4: I think so, Yeah, and too Buffalo probably. Do you
Speaker 4: think Buffalo's hostile?
Speaker 3: Who else? I do I think Buffalo's hostile? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: trying to think of no one on the West coast. Well, Cleveland,
Speaker 3: Cleveland's pretty hostile. Yeah, no, but Seattle's loud. I don't
Speaker 3: think they're like aggressive towards the players, but I think Cleveland.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think who else.
Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson's going to start again this year.
Speaker 4: It seems like you're right. I think so they paid
Speaker 4: him all that fucking money.
Speaker 1: That was so cool when Flac was oud.
Speaker 3: That was the Ravens. Yeah, Ravens are a hostile Yeah.
Speaker 14: Baltimore they take after they always have a nasty d
Speaker 14: and and uh, like I remember all those years of
Speaker 14: Ray Lewis and Ed Reid and.
Speaker 1: And Sarah Goosa, remember, like, yeah, they were always such
Speaker 1: a nasty defense. I remember that year they beat the
Speaker 1: Giants with two thousand and two thousand and one. Just
Speaker 1: an embarrassing super Bowl. It's like forty one to seven
Speaker 1: or something, right. I remember we had the one Ron
Speaker 1: Dixon run back and I was like, that's all we
Speaker 1: got a special teams touchdown and we couldn't do shit.
Speaker 3: Ray Lewis is.
Speaker 4: Just like he was the MVP.
Speaker 1: He's a beast, he's a scary individual.
Speaker 3: Sugs too. Man. He was just built different. I played
Speaker 3: in my rookie year and he just handled me like
Speaker 3: a child for four quarters. It was just tough, strong, quick, sturdy, sturdy.
Speaker 3: That boy had an ass on him. Yeah you put
Speaker 3: water down, yeah, on the top of it. Would just
Speaker 3: sit there, no problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I kind of I wanted them to get over
Speaker 1: the hump last year. You know. It was just like
Speaker 1: a guy who would know real team in that in
Speaker 1: that game, I was kind of mooting for Jackson to
Speaker 1: get over the hump.
Speaker 3: Really a little.
Speaker 1: I mean, Mahomes is incredible, but like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I wanted the Niners to win.
Speaker 4: I was so just because Lamar also gets so much
Speaker 4: hate that it's like, okay, you get to the playoffs,
Speaker 4: he's gonna lose. And I do feel like they always
Speaker 4: have incredible regular seasons and they just can't, for whatever reason,
Speaker 4: put it together in the playoffs, and everybody tries a
Speaker 4: fingerpoint that it's somewhere. So I kind of like root
Speaker 4: for him too, and trying to get over that home.
Speaker 1: Well, just why did he have to Why did he
Speaker 1: have to prove himself so many times? And Rison just
Speaker 1: gets that fucking bag. I hated that, but yeah, I thought,
Speaker 1: I think the Niners are a really cool team. I
Speaker 1: like that kid Purty. I feel like he doesn't get
Speaker 1: his his He didn't. Now people know he's really good,
Speaker 1: but I feel like for a long time they like.
Speaker 3: People out there saying he wasn't that good.
Speaker 1: He's stud I saw you said that too.
Speaker 3: Did you pick that up? Yeah, So people out there
Speaker 3: were saying I was just a messenger, but I actually
Speaker 3: publicly two Brock's face apologized I.
Speaker 1: Love that you did that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because it was that was a backlash. We
Speaker 3: got some boys in the Niners too that were like,
Speaker 3: what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Christian McCaffery was like, we talk about you trying to
Speaker 3: be TMZ or something. Like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Well, you were fucking your two dudes talking to the podcast.
Speaker 1: That's the problem is, like you talk enough, you're gonna
Speaker 1: start saying some ship.
Speaker 3: Saying some ship. And all my quarterback takes are wrong. Really,
Speaker 3: I think everyone I've had.
Speaker 4: Who else were you wrong about?
Speaker 3: There was Brock and then I did something else.
Speaker 4: I forget who it was, but that's more of an
Speaker 4: Ohio state thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, is the only House state quarterback to
Speaker 3: ever do?
Speaker 1: Well, what do you think about Daniel Jones?
Speaker 4: Dude, I'm not in the the Giants world enough, but
Speaker 4: just being on the outside looking in, like you let
Speaker 4: go somebody like Saquon, you're paying somebody. It seems like
Speaker 4: you're very much overpaying somebody like Daniel Jones. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: way too many excuses for him.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, it's got He does not look scary.
Speaker 4: But if I had to play devils that he does not?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that really the face here? Like that guy's gonna
Speaker 1: beat us, He's coming to town?
Speaker 3: This weough.
Speaker 1: I guess Eli did not look like that dude either.
Speaker 1: He is physically you know, he can run, and but
Speaker 1: like he it's weird because all the stereotypes. People will say,
Speaker 1: like a black quarterback. I feel like that's true about
Speaker 1: Daniel Jones with like he can just run, that's it.
Speaker 3: Just a good athlete. Yeah, play some you know, some
Speaker 3: shorter passes. Got that down, But we can't hit a
Speaker 3: long ball.
Speaker 4: It does seem like your line has been eviscerated.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: Last year, I had to like turn the games off
Speaker 1: half the time, so I'm like, I can't watch this.
Speaker 1: It's like it just feels you know that scene in
Speaker 1: Casino Royale where they're just like throwing the ship in
Speaker 1: the Daniel in Daniel Craig's nuts for like, and you're like,
Speaker 1: this is fucking That's what it felt like watching him
Speaker 1: last year is like they're just hammering him and it
Speaker 1: was like he of course he got injured. Thank god
Speaker 1: he got injured. It was like it was embarrassing. And
Speaker 1: then fucking Tommy Cutlets, this is what I have to watch.
Speaker 1: It was like a punchline. I'm like, I have to
Speaker 1: watch like an SNL character. If I ever see this
Speaker 1: ship again, I'm gonna kill myself. I'll watched the ship
Speaker 1: on the Sopranos. I don't want to see it. That
Speaker 1: fucking agent too. That guy was such a clown. He
Speaker 1: just looks like like.
Speaker 4: He's himself sucking agent.
Speaker 3: I hate.
Speaker 1: You don't want an agent like that. You don't want
Speaker 1: to It's like LeVar Ball, remember that guy.
Speaker 3: No, you don't want you.
Speaker 1: You don't want that guy to be taking all the pressure.
Speaker 1: You don't want him to take a the attention. And
Speaker 1: look at this guy.
Speaker 4: He wants it though. It's like he has He's written books,
Speaker 4: he's always trying.
Speaker 1: And Italians. Yeah, and fucking I mean, I don't what
Speaker 1: is it you clearly he's not You're not gonna have
Speaker 1: money left. No, dude's spending your money.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh that wired didn't come through.
Speaker 3: You know, I see twenty percent fee when it should
Speaker 3: be three percent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because the quarterback the Vito got uh, he was
Speaker 4: getting shipped on because he ended up charging some local
Speaker 4: spot higher than he usually does. Right, But that was
Speaker 4: because of his agent trying to market the price. I
Speaker 4: think they were doing some signing right back and then
Speaker 4: like I'm gonna do free correct. Yeah, but he was
Speaker 4: getting shamed at a spot that he usually goes to.
Speaker 1: It sounds like it right. Coniglios a pizza restaurant in Morristown. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't fuck the people of Morristown. That is the
Speaker 1: funny thing about uh about the Giants. So they're like,
Speaker 1: don't you want to play in New York And you're like,
Speaker 1: it's Jersey, dude, yeah, we all they all live in Jersey.
Speaker 3: Know that is crazy because you do sell it as
Speaker 3: like you you know, New York in the city.
Speaker 1: I hate going to games. I don't want to get
Speaker 1: in the fucking bus and then you take the train
Speaker 1: back with all these just pissed, drunk goofballs. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I hate it. I hate going to games.
Speaker 3: Do you so you're not a big go to games guy?
Speaker 1: I used to go? Yeah, I'd rather watch it. I'm
Speaker 1: like Sunday, it's so much nicer to just have old
Speaker 1: Sunday at home and just eat out.
Speaker 3: The idea of going somewhere is great, but the minute
Speaker 3: the event ends, you're like, why the fuck did I
Speaker 3: do this?
Speaker 1: I wanted to see the stones that met life, and
Speaker 1: then I was like looking at ways to get there,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I guess I'm just never going
Speaker 1: to see the stones. I'm good. The travel just makes
Speaker 1: you just, you know, miserable. I don't and I'm all
Speaker 1: down for the story, but like, what's the story? Some
Speaker 1: fucking drunk guy puked on the train ride back. It's
Speaker 1: not a good story. I was at I was at
Speaker 1: a game. My friend's dad somehow got tickets. Were like
Speaker 1: last row of the stadium. But it was Giant Ants
Speaker 1: versus the Vikings NFC Championship. Kerry Collins just went on
Speaker 1: a heater and just started lighting up. It was like
Speaker 1: forty one nothing Giants one and I was in the
Speaker 1: nosebleach for that. I was like, man, that was pretty
Speaker 1: fucking cool to be there. That's awesome. I kill you
Speaker 1: just owning dudes. And uh oh, I love the Monti tumor.
Speaker 1: I loved that. Those those receivers are pretty damn fun.
Speaker 4: That's did you enjoy plexco Buris?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 1: I loved the gun.
Speaker 4: And go off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but before that he won as the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: That was the coolest catch ever.
Speaker 3: Wait what happened there? He shot himself?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think he like you think the safety wasn't on?
Speaker 4: Yeah, safety wasn't on. He accidentally pulled the trigger. I
Speaker 4: think he's maybe getting in or out of a vehicle. Oh,
Speaker 4: he was in a bar. Show it off.
Speaker 1: I think it was in sweatpants, and I think all
Speaker 1: of it was like a dude. All of it was
Speaker 1: like a dude who doesn't know how to handle a gun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you should not be doing You gotta gotta know
Speaker 1: how to use a gun. But man, that catch was
Speaker 1: fucking I did not think the Giants were going to
Speaker 1: win that Super Bowl. I going in, I was like
Speaker 1: maybe because once everyone picks the Patriots in the pregame,
Speaker 1: You're like, maybe we are gonna win. Like once everyone's
Speaker 1: so certain, because I knew the defense was sick. But
Speaker 1: then uh, once Brady squed that final touchdown, I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I think that's my friends and I just poured some
Speaker 1: shots of whiskey and we downed him. Were like, we're
Speaker 1: fucking toast. That's it. And then Eli did that David
Speaker 1: Tyreek catch, which is unbelievable, not just the catch, but
Speaker 1: to get loose to throw it right, all of it.
Speaker 1: Rodney Harrison tackles him in the air. Guy who still
Speaker 1: probably feeling the effects of performance enhancing drugs. I love
Speaker 1: that he just cheats and they're like, you can come
Speaker 1: back in five weeks or whatever it was. He still
Speaker 1: got the fucking strength Yeah, he still got the strength,
Speaker 1: he still got the juice in him. Man, I hated him, but.
Speaker 4: You also I remember this because I feel like I
Speaker 4: don't know how it was up in the Northeast, but
Speaker 4: it felt like the Giants were more of like America's team,
Speaker 4: like wanting to take down the juggernaut of the Patriots,
Speaker 4: because everybody, like in the Midwest, if you were like
Speaker 4: a Patriots Day and you just fucking hate him because
Speaker 4: you're like you're just a front runner, You're ready for
Speaker 4: somebody to take him down because you don't want him
Speaker 4: to have a perfect season. Everybody was rooting for, screaming
Speaker 4: hard for theo.
Speaker 1: How about those fuckers who grow up who are like,
Speaker 1: They're like, who are your favorite teams? The Yankees, the Dolphins,
Speaker 1: like the Chicago Bulls.
Speaker 4: You're like, what his favorite teams are? The Chiefs, Ohio
Speaker 4: State Yankees.
Speaker 6: Right, I don't like baseball, basketball or hockey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the of those sports, if you were to
Speaker 3: pick teams, they would be the teams that won last.
Speaker 3: Like he grew up, Yeah, who just got a bunch
Speaker 3: of good players and they're actually going to be really
Speaker 3: good this year.
Speaker 6: They haven't played a game yet this.
Speaker 3: Year, they're gonna be really good.
Speaker 4: But he grows he's not a Philly fan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not a Penn State guy.
Speaker 1: I mean it's tough because I have a friend like that.
Speaker 1: He was like a he was he grew up in
Speaker 1: the Bay Area and he's like he was like a
Speaker 1: Kobe Shack Lakers fan, and then he just started rooting
Speaker 1: for the Warriors. I'm like, so, you just don't know
Speaker 1: pain life because you don't. Actually, I mean part of
Speaker 1: it to journey and you get to feel the highs
Speaker 1: and lows with these teams you get behind like that.
Speaker 1: There's no there's no joy without the suffering. That's what
Speaker 1: being a real sports fan is. I mean, people would
Speaker 1: make fun of me for being a Knicks fan, so,
Speaker 1: you know, hardcore, but I best memories of my life
Speaker 1: because it's not always about a championship. It's about being
Speaker 1: a fan, you know, It's about following that team, and
Speaker 1: like the nineties Knicks where they were just fucking badasses
Speaker 1: and Ewing and Oakley and Starks.
Speaker 3: Dude, I grew up in the world of fair weather fans.
Speaker 3: I grew up in Arizona and that might be the
Speaker 3: most fair weather fans state of all time.
Speaker 1: But that's why because you had like an awesome Suns
Speaker 1: team growing up.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but everyone like the Suns and then worked
Speaker 3: good and then people dipped and then what oh one
Speaker 3: Diamondbacks when the World Series, all of a sudden, everyone's
Speaker 3: wearing diamondback hats.
Speaker 1: I like that World Series that was you can shaw
Speaker 1: us all that? Oh my god, that made me miserable
Speaker 1: because I thought the Yankees were going to steal it
Speaker 1: Young Hung Kim. This motherfucker just keeps giving us meatballs.
Speaker 1: I'm like, are we just gonna keep rattling this guy?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's crazy. I remember the Yankees had that
Speaker 1: guy from Japan, Hadeki Rabu, and he hung himself because
Speaker 1: of the pressure in New York. I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: like some ancient samurai himself.
Speaker 3: He killed himself, just bringing disgrace to his family.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I'm sorry, mister Steinbrenner. No, he hung himself.
Speaker 3: It is a fair Weather fans statement.
Speaker 4: It is crazy.
Speaker 3: All the pain you're talking about. I just don't I
Speaker 3: don't know. I don't really watch sports growing up at all.
Speaker 1: Really, that's crazy to me that you a professional athlete
Speaker 1: and you didn't watch it because there are comics growing
Speaker 1: up who are just like, yeah, I never watched comedy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't have like no, you have no
Speaker 1: back or you just like telling jokes. It was crazy
Speaker 1: to me, like they I talked to comics, you like
Speaker 1: didn't know who Richard Pryor was or Chris They didn't
Speaker 1: know any Chris Rocks jokes or like you know, David
Speaker 1: Tell And I'm like, you don't know.
Speaker 3: These guys and they just do comedy sus some of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah. One of my friends, well, I'm actually like writing
Speaker 1: a show with was just like, don't like comedy. I
Speaker 1: like The Simpsons and South Park, Like he just like shows.
Speaker 1: He didn't like stand up, but he was a fucking
Speaker 1: great stand up.
Speaker 3: He still is the whole Simpsons thing. I don't understand
Speaker 3: why it's so popular, Like I know, really an epic show,
Speaker 3: but like when I watch it, I'm entertained, but I'm
Speaker 3: not laughing, like laughing my ass off.
Speaker 1: Not even from like the first ten seasons.
Speaker 3: The first time season, how long ago was that?
Speaker 4: That's what I mean though, But it would always come
Speaker 4: on right after what Sunday night football?
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, Well, I.
Speaker 3: Feel like that's that's where if we the podcast, I
Speaker 3: wasn't watching Sunday.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's right. It just felt like, you know
Speaker 4: the thing, I know, my old man like Sunday night
Speaker 4: football get done, Simpsons coming around and you're just sitting
Speaker 4: around the couch.
Speaker 1: Simpsons was great.
Speaker 6: I mean it was.
Speaker 1: The first ten seasons are like, my.
Speaker 3: Wife is obsessed with it. I just it's it's a
Speaker 3: good show.
Speaker 1: It's been on for too long.
Speaker 3: It's been out for a long time, but that's awesome.
Speaker 3: It's been out and they they what they're calling the future.
Speaker 1: Certain things you gotta let die, though. I think it's
Speaker 1: crazy to have a show going for thirty five years
Speaker 1: with the same cast. You run out of shit to do.
Speaker 4: I mean south Park.
Speaker 1: South Park is true in twenty five years, but they
Speaker 1: are at least doing other stuff too, you know.
Speaker 3: It seems like they're and I don't know, a whole lot.
Speaker 3: I do love South Park. I think it's really funny.
Speaker 3: They've been coming out with like our shows right and
Speaker 3: then kind of going over what's happened in the last
Speaker 3: like eighteen months, and I love that. I love those.
Speaker 1: I think the south Park movies like one of the
Speaker 1: best movies of all time.
Speaker 3: Didn't like The movie came out when I was like
Speaker 3: eight years old, and I thought it was so cool
Speaker 3: because it set a record for like curse words, and I.
Speaker 4: Was like, that's I know. Yeah, I could not tell
Speaker 4: your parents, No, you got that one friend, you can
Speaker 4: get it for whatever reason.
Speaker 3: Who's the kid that always dies Ken? When Kenny goes
Speaker 3: to starts going to Heaven? All the boobs are there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hell, I love it. I've never seen this show. Team America.
Speaker 3: You've never seen No, is it really that good?
Speaker 4: Everything they make is everything you've seen? Basketball?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I love basketball.
Speaker 1: That's such an underrated sports movie.
Speaker 3: Sports movie Goon. I love Goon. It is the most
Speaker 3: impirational sports movie in my mind. What happened?
Speaker 1: What happened is Sean Williams Scott. He's fucking gray? Why isn't?
Speaker 3: And I don't know he role Models when he was
Speaker 3: in Roll Models. I thought he was fantastic in that
Speaker 3: as well. Obviously all the American pies. But oh, this
Speaker 3: was so good, such a good movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hockey movies. There's something about hockey movies too, like
Speaker 1: slapshots epic and something about like what you were talking about,
Speaker 1: how they're like badasses, but they're also like there's like
Speaker 1: the team element, but they it's such a weird combo,
Speaker 1: like graceful, but they'll fucking punch you in the face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's such a weird uh you know.
Speaker 4: In fact, they have their own jargon too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have their own the way they the way
Speaker 3: they talk.
Speaker 4: But goon.
Speaker 3: I know people think it's a joke. But when Doug
Speaker 3: the thug glack goes in and talks to Ross, Boss
Speaker 3: Ray and the diner. Yeah, and he has that thing
Speaker 3: about him laying them the fuck out, that's a goosebumps moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And they have the standoff in the center ice at
Speaker 3: the end when they're both in the box and he
Speaker 3: knocks on the windows as you're ready, kid, Doug's like, yes,
Speaker 3: thanks for asking, and they go out.
Speaker 1: And just let's like out of town. That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like they're savages, but it's kind of classy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The way they like it's like, may I have this
Speaker 1: dance but with breaking your face romantic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even movies that aren't like comedy. It's like Miracle
Speaker 3: you pop that that was watched that one like a
Speaker 3: week ago. Oh have you seen this Shory. No, this
Speaker 3: ship is pretty good. Is elite? Shut up?
Speaker 4: It is? I've seen, didn't I have? And I watched
Speaker 4: a couple of seasons.
Speaker 3: You watch a couple of episodes with me.
Speaker 4: No, no, no no. I went through what else?
Speaker 3: What other TV show in the And there's Letter Kenny
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I've seen Shorty. I've seen two seasons of Shorty.
Speaker 4: This show.
Speaker 3: The guy who created the show's name is Jered Kizo.
Speaker 3: He like is a producer, writer, director of the show.
Speaker 3: And he's also the main character who's Shorsy. He started
Speaker 3: off doing Letter Kenny. That was a YouTube I heard before.
Speaker 3: It's great, dude, Yeah, Shorsy, I think is I like
Speaker 3: it better than Letter Kenny. And it's very hockey culture forward.
Speaker 3: This guy you know before every game, ships, between every period, shits,
Speaker 3: it's a run on sentence of jokes the whole time.
Speaker 3: It's just it's real good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sports movies and shows are just kind of the best. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what Baseball ones too, Like you just can't
Speaker 1: miss with like Kevin Costner, and like Bull Durham is
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 3: I love Bull Durham is a beautiful movie.
Speaker 4: That's such a yeah, and boys for the Back of
Speaker 4: the Bust, two Taylor Circles back around and Remember the Titans.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I've been going through a phase in life where
Speaker 3: I used to have a whole lot of opinions about movies,
Speaker 3: like Fury was one of them. And I remember watching
Speaker 3: Fury with Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I never saw it.
Speaker 3: It's really good, but I saw in theaters and I
Speaker 3: walked away from the movie not liking it, and then
Speaker 3: all the boys got on me. I went and watched it.
Speaker 3: I love that movie. And then we watched Remember the
Speaker 3: Titans all through high school because that's like it was
Speaker 3: like the time. And then I kind of got burnt
Speaker 3: out and I was like, that movie kind of sucks.
Speaker 3: And I rewatched it on a flight and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this movie fucking rips.
Speaker 1: It's like a song. Sometimes it's got to hit you
Speaker 1: at the right time. Yeah, at the right moment, right.
Speaker 3: I gotta be big enough to know when I was wrong.
Speaker 1: I love Major League. I don't think i've even major
Speaker 1: League's fun, dude. It's that's a something about baseball, you
Speaker 1: know what. Alo Baseball players are so superstitious too, so
Speaker 1: there's so much fun shit you can do like, man,
Speaker 1: I've been on like a weird baseball kick and just
Speaker 1: like old books, I was just reading like a Joe
Speaker 1: Demaggio book now, I mean like a Luke Garret book
Speaker 1: and something about that time in America. It was like
Speaker 1: it was just all baseball, yeah, and these guys were
Speaker 1: fucking crazy. I was reading this part about Joe Demaggio
Speaker 1: where he like, he's like this proud Italian so we
Speaker 1: hated the mob, but the mob loved him because Italians
Speaker 1: love Demaggio. So they're at a restaurant one night and
Speaker 1: he's with like his friends and this like well known
Speaker 1: gangster walks over to him and was like, we'd like
Speaker 1: to pay our respects, mister Demaggio. And he goes, you
Speaker 1: may pay your respects standing basically being like, don't fucking
Speaker 1: sit with me, no shit. And his friends were like, dude,
Speaker 1: what are you doing. You're gonna piss off the fucking mob.
Speaker 1: But they were like, oh, thank you so much, mister Demagio.
Speaker 1: They like all came by one by one. It just
Speaker 1: like shook his hand. That is wild.
Speaker 4: What a sign of respect.
Speaker 3: I love. How much of an encyclopedia you are with
Speaker 3: like sports, I have to sit smile.
Speaker 4: Bringing up the placers, bringing up the players, the Yankees.
Speaker 3: This guy, he's actually a.
Speaker 1: Gorgeous Marilyn Monroe, you know, he took down Maryland. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were married, but then he left her. He left
Speaker 1: her because she couldn't procreate, and you know Italians they
Speaker 1: need a fucking air. Yeah, so they But then he
Speaker 1: blamed Robert Kennedy, uh for killing her. Robert Kennedy, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Really, why is that?
Speaker 1: Like there's there's theories that he was there when she died,
Speaker 1: like there was another voice on the camera because John F.
Speaker 1: Kennedy and RFK the rumors fucked her both. They both did, no,
Speaker 1: I don't think at the same time, but they passed
Speaker 1: her off, you know, and and she at the end
Speaker 1: was on drugs and stuff. So he like never forgave
Speaker 1: Sinatra for introducing her to all these Italians, all these
Speaker 1: iconic Italians. He never forgave Sinatra for introducing Marilyn Monroe
Speaker 1: to the because I think, you know, Sinatra was obsessed
Speaker 1: with political influence. So he was like, okay, you you
Speaker 1: introduced her to the like in exchange, I get to
Speaker 1: know the Kennedy's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, get in more favor with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a wild crazy so he hated that story.
Speaker 3: That is a fun story, dark shit, right, but yeah.
Speaker 1: And he like to the end, was in love with
Speaker 1: Marilyn Monroe. Never remarried. Maybe maybe remarried at the end.
Speaker 1: I don't remember, but but I know he died not
Speaker 1: married for sure.
Speaker 3: That that time. I just feel like a lot of
Speaker 3: shenanigans went down. That is just a bigger rumor mill. Like,
Speaker 3: when we're forty years from now, everyone's going to know
Speaker 3: everything that happened in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: It was too much. You'll be able to fact check
Speaker 4: a lot more.
Speaker 3: Well, we get to sit and look back at these
Speaker 3: times and be like I heard this, I heard now
Speaker 3: there'll be a video to prove you wrong or right
Speaker 3: in forty years about what happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the old st just get to build up his legend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like Sinatra heard Sinatra's and it was an asshole.
Speaker 1: Manic depressive, was he?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I should know that I haven't tattooed on my body.
Speaker 1: Really right there? Oh, ship, I didn't see that.
Speaker 3: I was got Maryland too, and I don't know shit
Speaker 3: about Maryland.
Speaker 10: Rowe.
Speaker 1: What was the urge to get those.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I really don't.
Speaker 1: Was it like a drunk decision or you just like
Speaker 1: his brain?
Speaker 3: Yeah, most of my tattoos don't. Actually, I think like
Speaker 3: one or two tattoos even have a meeting at all.
Speaker 3: But I just thought Sinatra's pretty cool to get that.
Speaker 3: Marilyn Monroe, I'm going to get that. I had Clint
Speaker 3: Eastwood from The Good to Bad the Ugly right here.
Speaker 3: That's a bad Johnny Cash on my shoulder fulsome prison
Speaker 3: given the finger.
Speaker 1: Got a lot of cool dudes on you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm hoping it rubs off eventually, you know.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just have a stag on my chest.
Speaker 3: I've never shot a deer. I just got a bunch
Speaker 3: of that.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: You got Eastwood, Sinatra, who's the other one?
Speaker 3: Monroe and Cash?
Speaker 1: Cash? That's cool?
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks man to yourself.
Speaker 1: No, I don't have any tattoos.
Speaker 3: Would you ever get me?
Speaker 1: Probably not. I don't know why. There's that Jewish thing
Speaker 1: about you can't be in a Jewish I'm not even religious.
Speaker 1: But as a kid, you never just have ship jammed
Speaker 1: back your head.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I was just like, I don't want to,
Speaker 1: but I am turned down when I see a chick
Speaker 1: with a lot of tattoos, because I'm like, she made
Speaker 1: some bad decisions.
Speaker 3: You know, that was my thing in college. She discovered tattoos,
Speaker 3: smoking cigarettes, Maybe had gauges.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, I don't like the gauges.
Speaker 3: You don't like the not like big boys like little
Speaker 3: ones fit a pencil through it, all right, No, that's
Speaker 3: not my thing.
Speaker 4: You're a little boy. I got some gauges.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was kind of into those EMAI girls from you
Speaker 4: kind of in m g K's all black arm tattoos.
Speaker 3: To know, I said, for his body style, it fits.
Speaker 1: You, like you like, wait, what kind of girls?
Speaker 3: No, I liked the they kind of like they emo
Speaker 3: like tattoos. I like damage.
Speaker 1: I think I think when I sense damage, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of like turned on.
Speaker 3: There's something to them.
Speaker 4: I feel like you can fix help them a little bit.
Speaker 1: I just assume they have more depth. I think they're like.
Speaker 1: I'm like, she probably is interesting if she's damaged, But
Speaker 1: then you get to meet him, you're like, no, she's
Speaker 1: just a sad, fucking miserable person.
Speaker 3: That's a tough deal.
Speaker 1: There's It doesn't mean there's more depth. It just means
Speaker 1: they're unhappy. And and you know, toxic. But I always I
Speaker 1: always attributed like, wow, she's she's miserable. She must fucking
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 3: It was a mysterious thing for me. Yeah, you know
Speaker 3: what's different about them, man.
Speaker 1: But I always I think a lot of people connect
Speaker 1: through pain because like you're just like someone's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm fucked up, Like you feel closer to them if
Speaker 1: they tell you how fucked up they are. But they's
Speaker 1: like you realize, no, she just told it to everybody.
Speaker 1: She just fucked up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But in the moment, you're like, wow, she must
Speaker 1: like really feel connection. No, she doesn't want to spend
Speaker 1: money on a therapist. She uses guys like.
Speaker 3: Me off, don't sleep with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you're like, I'll be back, but I'll drink off,
Speaker 1: I'll jerk off to that trauma later. I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: it right here and I'm rubbling out to how sad
Speaker 1: she is. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The tattoos always kind of got me for whatever reason.
Speaker 1: Just like a not too much, but like a little
Speaker 1: bit like a hint, no, yeah, what's going on there?
Speaker 1: That is that looks like what do you call them? Though?
Speaker 1: That doesn't look like a tattoo that looks like, uh,
Speaker 1: what is it?
Speaker 3: I got a fake tattoo?
Speaker 1: No, but like no, when people have those like things
Speaker 1: on their body that they can't I don't know what
Speaker 1: they're called skin tags, that's what it looks like. It
Speaker 1: doesn't look an ego on the thing. I don't need
Speaker 1: a fuck a girl who looks like Connor McGregor. You know,
Speaker 1: it's too much. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: That's probably the sluttiest placement for a tattoo.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, I don't care for it. I
Speaker 1: remember a dated girl. She had her EXIS signature tattooed
Speaker 1: on her back, and I was like, I.
Speaker 4: Mean EXIS signature.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't love that.
Speaker 4: Oh that's brutal.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, getting grouped.
Speaker 3: Did a girl in high school and I got her
Speaker 3: initials tattooed on my side.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: And she came and visited me in college before she
Speaker 3: broke up with me, and she had my initials tattooed
Speaker 3: right here. Yeah, that was a tough l for her.
Speaker 3: She broke up with me.
Speaker 1: She has to date a dude with your initial Yeah.
Speaker 3: My initials are TCL too, so tickle damn.
Speaker 1: Oh she threw the middle initial in there too.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was a full my initials.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 3: I saw her four years later, had the opportunity to
Speaker 3: see that area again. Yeah, and you hooked up with
Speaker 3: her again, Yeah out there, thank you for noticing. And
Speaker 3: she got it lasered off. But there was a faint.
Speaker 3: If you look close enough, a faint tcl.
Speaker 1: Your next boyfriend's going to break out a magnifying What
Speaker 1: the fuck?
Speaker 3: What is this? Yeah? I have her initials crossed out now,
Speaker 3: and my wife's tattooed under. But I like shitty tattoos too.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm talking to two guys that don't have any tattoos
Speaker 3: bout tattoos.
Speaker 1: But yeah, what what kind of shitty tattoos?
Speaker 3: It's just I think there's like if you have tribal
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, tribal. I have like trible on my
Speaker 3: side that my wife took like this big, like a
Speaker 3: gauge like this big and put a red X through
Speaker 3: it and then put sick tribal bro. And I just
Speaker 3: think if you look at someone with all great tattoos,
Speaker 3: it's like there's no like kind of like the girl
Speaker 3: that says she's fucked up, Like there's no damage there,
Speaker 3: there's no like you can see the maturity if everyone
Speaker 3: has if I like to see a couple of shitty tattoos,
Speaker 3: and then you start to see, oh, this is where
Speaker 3: they started going to quality artists, and that's good ideas.
Speaker 3: That's tattoo. That's a that's a that's a tough one.
Speaker 1: But that's a really bad one.
Speaker 3: That's one that yeah, that's a horrible mistake. That's not
Speaker 3: one you want.
Speaker 1: Like he's like you got to deal with Nike, but
Speaker 1: it was like a fucking offshoot. Yeah, not the actual one.
Speaker 1: I mean charge r Binks.
Speaker 3: You get the tattoo.
Speaker 1: Music. I'm so fucked up. What do you want?
Speaker 3: Jearjeo Binks top to bottom trap to ask, let me
Speaker 3: get that.
Speaker 1: Give me a Yoda tattoo.
Speaker 4: Look at the what is that? The Batman went on
Speaker 4: the far left.
Speaker 1: That's awful. That's like Adam West Batman too. That's like
Speaker 1: an old dude right there.
Speaker 3: Damn it looks like Barnacle boy.
Speaker 4: It's like, even when I've gotten to the mindset of
Speaker 4: possibly getting a tattoo, it's like I've gone this.
Speaker 1: Along, like why what would you get what?
Speaker 4: I have no clue? It be something. It be something
Speaker 4: around a wolf.
Speaker 3: It has to be.
Speaker 4: It has to be something around a wolf. Yeah, now
Speaker 4: that's a low key kind of badass.
Speaker 1: I kind of like that one. Actually, Yoda in a
Speaker 1: north face. This is fucking Spanish Harlem Yoda. I like
Speaker 1: that one. That's a good one.
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Speaker 1: Back to the episode, Yeah, you know what, Yoda's kind
Speaker 1: of fun. I think a little wise.
Speaker 4: Are you a Star Wars guy?
Speaker 1: I like the first I like the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 1: I like the first, the originals. I didn't love the
Speaker 1: new ones, except for the one where everyone died. That
Speaker 1: was cool.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen him.
Speaker 4: Are you talking about where he goes to the turns into
Speaker 4: Darth Vader and he kills all the kids.
Speaker 1: No, the one where was a rogue one? Was that
Speaker 1: the one, yes, sir, that was fucking good? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that was the only new one that was good the
Speaker 1: rest of you know. My problem with these sequels are
Speaker 1: they're just telling the exact same fucking story, telling the
Speaker 1: same story as.
Speaker 3: Luke, but with her right.
Speaker 1: And I didn't like that she fucks up Adam Driver's
Speaker 1: guy in the first one. I'm like, she's been a
Speaker 1: Jedi for like two minutes. She's sucking up the bad
Speaker 1: guy already. I don't know, Yeah, I'm I think the
Speaker 1: new ones kind of are like whatever, but uh, but
Speaker 1: like the old school ones are pretty good. I gotta say,
Speaker 1: do you.
Speaker 3: See yourself siding with more like that older style of
Speaker 3: movies or do you like the newer ones better?
Speaker 1: Love old movies because when you had less, when you
Speaker 1: have less options to do, like a CGI type thing,
Speaker 1: you have to have a better script. I also think
Speaker 1: they just used to make more movies now. It's like,
Speaker 1: think about the landscape entertainment. You got TV shows, You
Speaker 1: got the TV shows are better than movies now, you know,
Speaker 1: But like back in the day, like you look at
Speaker 1: like the movies from like the late sixties, early seventies,
Speaker 1: in Hollywood. They're fucking insane like some many classics. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I love I'm an old I have like a movie
Speaker 1: room in my place. I have like I'm an old school.
Speaker 1: I like watching it, like put everything away, let's like
Speaker 1: actually take this in.
Speaker 3: I enjoy I love movies. I love sitting down and
Speaker 3: watching movies. But I hate when if you're in your
Speaker 3: living room and you sit and watch a movie with
Speaker 3: somebody and they're on their phone.
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 3: It bothers the shit of me. For whatever.
Speaker 1: I'd rather you be on your phone while you're fucking me,
Speaker 1: because at least then I'm still getting laid. You're ruining
Speaker 1: my enjoyment of the movie.
Speaker 3: You want to suspecially something right. Maybe they ask you
Speaker 3: a question and there's some sort of dialogue in the
Speaker 3: middle of it where you guys are both invested into
Speaker 3: the storyline, or if you're.
Speaker 4: Trying to kind of put them on the movie and
Speaker 4: you're just thinking, like, yo, you are missing great dialogue.
Speaker 4: Did you see him on the side of your eye?
Speaker 3: And you're just thinking, I'll tell you what a good
Speaker 3: moment was. We went and saw on Father's Day, we
Speaker 3: went and saw The New Planet of the apes, and
Speaker 3: I'm not well versed. I maybe saw like the first
Speaker 3: one that came out.
Speaker 1: They're pretty good, the ones they came out the two thousands.
Speaker 1: The new ones are really good.
Speaker 3: And before Will's like kind of putting me on the
Speaker 3: plots of what happens Caesar. He's gone, now, this isn't
Speaker 3: the way future, blah blah blah. And it was nice.
Speaker 3: Both phones off, big big thing of popcorn to share
Speaker 3: and some candy, and he's like whispering over telling me
Speaker 3: small little things about like this. The medallion he's wearing
Speaker 3: is because of X, Y and Z, because that was
Speaker 3: the house he used to look at him. That's awesome.
Speaker 4: Have you seen the Kingdom of the new one?
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 4: I heard his great but you've seen the other two?
Speaker 1: Correct? I see? I saw the Rise of the Planet
Speaker 1: of the Apes. I'm trying thing which ones i've seen?
Speaker 4: Is that the one with Franco said that was good.
Speaker 1: I liked it, and I saw most of the other one.
Speaker 1: They're on TV all the time, so I'll just like
Speaker 1: check in. Yeah, I don't think i've ever seen it
Speaker 1: start to finish, but yeah, the one with that actor
Speaker 1: who's really good, that guy who played Jerry West on Showtime.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. No, he's in Oppenheimer too,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking to. No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know his fucking name. But he's a really
Speaker 1: good actor. I like movies where they have a big
Speaker 1: budget but they actually have a good story too. I'm
Speaker 1: so sick of superhero movies, like they serve their purpose.
Speaker 1: There's some great ones, but like this one is a
Speaker 1: an actual like it's kind of interesting.
Speaker 4: I think, dude, the so the James Franco won the
Speaker 4: house that the that James Franco and uh Caesar were in. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the window that Caesar would look out the the way
Speaker 4: the window is designed was the medallion in Kingdom of
Speaker 4: the Planet of the Apes. So the callback because Caesar's
Speaker 4: kind of seen, like he's kind of seen, like what
Speaker 4: Biblically He's like God, yeah, he's like Jesus in in
Speaker 4: this newer one, but they have this sick callback and
Speaker 4: I'm like whispering over Taylor Man. So this dude who's
Speaker 4: got this necklace around like that was the window designed
Speaker 4: back in the first one.
Speaker 3: The genre is the movie? What's your number one genre?
Speaker 1: I like film noir. I like, like a good detective
Speaker 1: movie or like a good or like a good uh Thwiler.
Speaker 1: I like, like, man, I love There's so many movies
Speaker 1: I like, but uh damn, I'm trying to think, like
Speaker 1: I love that age, just like the seventies when it
Speaker 1: was like prime Nicholson or like you know, like certain
Speaker 1: movies at any time they're on, I have to watch,
Speaker 1: like for Modern Ship, like any Tarantino movie really, or
Speaker 1: like com Brothers or like I love them, but yeah,
Speaker 1: like seventies yet Chinatown rules. I love Polanski's incredible. I
Speaker 1: know he fucked a fifteen year old, but he's a
Speaker 1: damn fine filmmaker.
Speaker 4: Credit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he shouldn't have done that, but like I also
Speaker 1: just love like the history of this stuff, so like
Speaker 1: I love that that this movie was supposed to have
Speaker 1: a happy ending, but Polanski's wife, Sharon Tate was murdered
Speaker 1: in the Manson Murders, and he was like, nah, there's
Speaker 1: no happy endings here, and he changed the ending and
Speaker 1: it like worked because he believed that ship. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I love those movies Godfathers and me that whole Dog
Speaker 1: Day Afternoon, Like that movie fucks me up. I think
Speaker 1: it's like perfect. You know, I love those. We should
Speaker 1: a joke, but I'm nervous about Dog Day Afternoon. I
Speaker 1: to have a bit about it because I was watching
Speaker 1: with a girl as dating and she tried to fuck
Speaker 1: me during the movie and I was like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? And she goes, oh, you don't want to
Speaker 1: have sex with me? And I was like, oh, fuck
Speaker 1: you doing a movie you pick?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want you to see this movie because I'm
Speaker 1: sharing you with this movie.
Speaker 8: You know what.
Speaker 4: This isn't gonna work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I cut you guys off on something.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 3: I love the fact that you're just diving into the
Speaker 3: things you love.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful.
Speaker 4: Tear talk, tear talk. The idea of tear talk we
Speaker 4: were gonna do uh where it's a tear system. You
Speaker 4: can start at three, you work all the way up
Speaker 4: to one. In every everyone that you choose, there's got
Speaker 4: to be a rhyme or reason. You give a good
Speaker 4: description of why it is in your top three.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: The idea we had was to do what was it true? Detective? Yeah,
Speaker 4: detective movies. It makes me kind of nervous because he's
Speaker 4: so well knows the ship. Yeah, he knows shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'll be honest with you. There's a lot
Speaker 3: of good ones.
Speaker 4: Yeah. We usually take a few minutes to figure out
Speaker 4: what I So you started three.
Speaker 1: Give three detective movies.
Speaker 6: Three detective movies.
Speaker 1: Okay, damn. So it's can it be like a murder mystery?
Speaker 1: It has to be a detective murder mystery?
Speaker 3: Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Any type of newar all right, any type of noir.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hit you with only once from
Speaker 1: like the forties or fifties, but I have a weird
Speaker 1: heart on for that era because.
Speaker 4: Smile not yeah wow, no ship, I'm a little nervous town.
Speaker 1: This is a judgment free zone. Dude. You know you
Speaker 1: like what you like, and I'm excited. I'm excited to
Speaker 1: hear it.
Speaker 4: All right. Go first of all, all right, I would
Speaker 4: say my tier.
Speaker 1: Three, So this is your your least favorite of the three.
Speaker 4: Of the three, third place, third place, My third place
Speaker 4: is going to be.
Speaker 3: Hold on. One thing about tear talk you should know
Speaker 3: is we keep completely silent until he's finished, and then
Speaker 3: we all go around the room and give the one
Speaker 3: word to describe how we feel about that person's list.
Speaker 4: Go on, all right, my tier three, Gone Girl, that
Speaker 4: would count. Yeah, boys in the back that way? That sure,
Speaker 4: that's good. It's just go on all right. That's my
Speaker 4: Tier three Love Gone Girl. Saw it in theaters. I've
Speaker 4: watched it a few more times since then. I'm a
Speaker 4: big fan of that movie. My Tier two Prisoners with Jake, Jillenhall,
Speaker 4: Hugh Jackman. Right, yeah, and my Tier one is going
Speaker 4: to be Knives Out. Big fan of Knives Out. Saw
Speaker 4: it on Christmas when I was out with the Oakland Raiders,
Speaker 4: when Charle came out, proposed her that week as well.
Speaker 4: It was a big kind of week for us. But
Speaker 4: Knives Out, we really, we thoroughly enjoyed. Uh, that is
Speaker 4: my tier talk.
Speaker 3: You feel me, I stand in on business, say, I'm
Speaker 3: going to give us one work good.
Speaker 4: Close, but you got glass onion.
Speaker 6: Business fire?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Fuck is Jared's first eight.
Speaker 8: You're not gonna write money either. Basic.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I did feel those movies though a lot. But yeah,
Speaker 8: knives Out of one is that one's I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought it was one word that was like a
Speaker 1: whole explanation.
Speaker 3: I mean, sometimes sometimes the boys get nervous, run will
Speaker 3: all right? I have a very rare two honorable mentions.
Speaker 3: One of those honorable mentions is Knives Out. I think
Speaker 3: it's a phenomenal movie. The layers, the depth. I don't
Speaker 3: even the guy who played James Bond, I don't even
Speaker 3: know his name, comes in. He knows who the killer
Speaker 3: is the entire time, just because of one little splat
Speaker 3: on the shoe. But yet you go through the entire plot.
Speaker 3: I think it's phenomenal.
Speaker 4: I hate to interrupt you, may I through ut honorable mentions? No,
Speaker 4: have you ever seen seven great movie?
Speaker 1: He went to the same directory he went with him
Speaker 1: with Gone Girl, and uh, that was the person director.
Speaker 4: I almost went glass onion in there with Knives Out.
Speaker 3: Another honorable mention I have is The Nice Guys with
Speaker 3: the Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling. That movie I Love's
Speaker 3: favor that time type of humor where it's like he's
Speaker 3: a drunk but he stumbles upon the answer somehow. Like
Speaker 3: it's just a really well done movie. Russell Crowe at
Speaker 3: first doesn't like Gozen. They actually don't like each other
Speaker 3: the whole entire movie, but they end up working together.
Speaker 3: I think it's just a It's a movie that makes
Speaker 3: you smile, and everyone who listens to the show knows
Speaker 3: like I have like a weird thing for the seventies
Speaker 3: wat times. It's a phenomenal movie, and I love you're
Speaker 3: breaking the rule. He has a breaking the rules are
Speaker 3: not saying but all the words of affirmation that we
Speaker 3: talked about earlier, you filled me no diddy. My Tier
Speaker 3: three is going to go to Shutter Island with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 3: That movie, Like we just I feel like when we
Speaker 3: talk about these epsom movies literally googling what googling what new?
Speaker 3: Or is that how you pronounce it, googling what that means?
Speaker 3: Before we started this, Like it just seems like these
Speaker 3: are movies with like certain levels of depth. There are
Speaker 3: certain levels of layers that you have to get through,
Speaker 3: and that movie is incredible for a lot of reasons,
Speaker 3: but especially the ending where the last couple of lines
Speaker 3: that Leonardo DiCaprio has where you're like, does he get it?
Speaker 3: Does he not? And it's just like then he walks
Speaker 3: off and it's over. I think it's such a beautiful.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 3: My Tier two is gonna go to uh one of
Speaker 3: my favorite directors, Quentin Tarantino. That's Reservoir Dogs. I think
Speaker 3: that's a great movie. We all know that movie. It is. Ah,
Speaker 3: it's a phenomenal film, a phenomenal film. And then my
Speaker 3: Tier one is actually Prisoners. I think Prisoners, that movie
Speaker 3: is so good. The plot twist at the end. Uh,
Speaker 3: it's just awesome. It's just awesome. And that is my
Speaker 3: very rare double honorable mention tier talk mhm.
Speaker 4: Unoriginal, well versed.
Speaker 1: I like the range. I broke the rules here. I
Speaker 1: like the range of the picks range range, range, front loaded.
Speaker 10: That.
Speaker 8: Hyphenated above average.
Speaker 3: Not what I expected.
Speaker 1: You guys love Prisoners, I do.
Speaker 3: I think that movie is so good.
Speaker 1: I think it's awesome. I actually just watched it like
Speaker 1: in November because I was flying to Australia and it
Speaker 1: was on the I was I was more emotional when
Speaker 1: I watched it because because of the flight. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get I'm have to knock myself
Speaker 1: out after this movie. So I was drinking wine and
Speaker 1: I popped the muscle relaxer, so I was like extra, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, just sitting watching this like this is
Speaker 1: such a fuck up movie to feel relaxed for, you know,
Speaker 1: because it's so dark and so dark but it's really
Speaker 1: uh man, he's I feel like he does a lot
Speaker 1: of like song and dance type stuff when he's not Wolverine,
Speaker 1: so it's cool to see him play like a pure
Speaker 1: just heavy right, and that neck tattoo on Gillenhall. Holy shit,
Speaker 1: it's a great movie.
Speaker 8: The what.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's who I did it. Yeah, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: really good.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah. The scene in the bathroom too is.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever had anyone pronounce his name right.
Speaker 1: That's why I was like, oh shit.
Speaker 3: I take it, prisoners. It's not gonna be in your list, no,
Speaker 3: but I like it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm old school, so sor right.
Speaker 4: I've never seen nice guys nice guys film.
Speaker 1: Shane Black, who wrote Lethal Weapon, that guy. He wrote
Speaker 1: and directed this. He also did another one called Kiss
Speaker 1: Kiss Bang Bang that's also hilarious.
Speaker 3: Never seen it solid.
Speaker 1: It's it's like, if you like nice guys, you're like
Speaker 1: kiss Kiss Bang Bang. It's like that type of vibe,
Speaker 1: but it's it's downy Junior and Belle Kilmer as like
Speaker 1: the two guys who can't get along. It's fucking great.
Speaker 3: It's but it's similar to the way they act towards
Speaker 3: each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I love it's like because that's like a
Speaker 1: buddy comedy and a noirre and what I fucking love that.
Speaker 1: I love nice guys makes me laugh.
Speaker 3: So hard, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: I saw in the theater with my ex girlfriend and
Speaker 1: my mom and they both were like and I was like,
Speaker 1: you're fucking ruining this for me. This is a good movie.
Speaker 4: Pretend, pretend take you take your movie watching very serious.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just I would never want to influence
Speaker 1: someone else's Uh. I remember seeing a movie with an
Speaker 1: X of my once and she hated it so much
Speaker 1: that I was like, do you want to walk out?
Speaker 1: And she goes no. I'm like, well, I feel how
Speaker 1: angry you are, so you're I know that you hate
Speaker 1: this movie. Uh, it's funny. My friend's in the movie,
Speaker 1: you know, Simon Rex.
Speaker 4: No Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, who.
Speaker 1: He's in a movie called Red Rocket. It's a really
Speaker 1: good movie. But she hated it so much because he's
Speaker 1: such a fucking horrible person in this he plays just
Speaker 1: like a guy who's grooming a mine or it's a
Speaker 1: dark movie.
Speaker 4: But sane actually go ahead, sorry sorry sorry?
Speaker 1: Oh and I yeah, Shane is friends with him too,
Speaker 1: but I love I love Simon and he's amazing in
Speaker 1: this movie. And I remember she was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I hate this, and I was like, why don't we
Speaker 1: why don't we leave? And she goes, well, then you're
Speaker 1: just gonna finish it without me sometime. I'm like that's
Speaker 1: not allowed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: So she was pissed.
Speaker 1: Then she's like, no, let's stay, and I was like
Speaker 1: all right. And at the end she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I hated that, and I was like okay. She's like
Speaker 1: you liked it, and I'm like, is this worth the
Speaker 1: fight in my head?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like do I stand up for my beliefs? And you're
Speaker 1: damn right. I did. I ruined a vacation with an
Speaker 1: rument over a movie that doesn't matter, but I did it.
Speaker 4: Stood on business.
Speaker 1: I stood on business.
Speaker 3: I thought Benne for sure.
Speaker 4: So Simon rex Shane sent me an incredible fart by
Speaker 4: Simon Rix.
Speaker 1: It's amazing that he's like this, amazing, he's this great actor,
Speaker 1: but he will voice memo farts Hey, real quick, what
Speaker 1: the fussy.
Speaker 4: It's not over? Best to go dirt back voice.
Speaker 6: No way.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, dude. That was like a Godfather three
Speaker 15: level far What the hell his surprise that was like
Speaker 15: that was like.
Speaker 1: Mariah Carey holding a note. That was insane.
Speaker 4: No, he was that one of the best parts you've
Speaker 4: ever heard of her.
Speaker 1: He's legit.
Speaker 3: That's had so many different noises.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a way I love. I love Simon, I
Speaker 1: love all Right, I'm gonna go so, I'm gonna hit
Speaker 1: you with honorable mention. I'm gonna hit you with honorable mention.
Speaker 1: Chinatown just because like it's slow. It's a seventies movie.
Speaker 1: You just got to know that going in. But like, dude,
Speaker 1: it's it's prime Jack Nicholson just being a badass. Faye
Speaker 1: Dunnaway is really hot in it. It's it's classic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I mean, it's a it's a dark ass neo noir.
Speaker 1: Gotta love it. I want to say ones that you
Speaker 1: guys didn't mention, so I'll say three. Mmm, you're gonna
Speaker 1: hate me for these, I will you know what? Fuck it?
Speaker 1: Tier three Fargo. You should see it. It's great. That's
Speaker 1: a great fucking movie. Uh. I love the comb Brothers.
Speaker 1: Lebowski is kind of a noir too. It's a Lebowski.
Speaker 1: A lot of people don't know. This is actually The
Speaker 1: Big Sleep which like Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. So
Speaker 1: that's like an old noir that Raymond Chandler wrote. That's
Speaker 1: that's the Big Lebowski. They just made it about a
Speaker 1: fucking burnout instead of a cool detective. So that's that's about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Fargo's Killer two. I'm going this. It's an old movie.
Speaker 1: It's called Out of the Past with Robert Mitcham, who's
Speaker 1: like the ultimate badass, you know. Uh, just a really
Speaker 1: cool movie about a guy who like lived a bad
Speaker 1: life and was like a kind of a henchman for
Speaker 1: Kirk Douglas and he was, and then he's trying to
Speaker 1: get away from that life works at a gas station.
Speaker 1: One of the goons sees him work in the gas station.
Speaker 1: He thought he got away, and he gets drawn back
Speaker 1: into that life. It's an awesome movie. And Tier one
Speaker 1: and this could easily be Tier one by the way.
Speaker 1: Tier one is another really old one. But stay with me.
Speaker 1: These movies hold the fuck up. Double Indemnity. It's Edward g. Robinson,
Speaker 1: Fred McMurray, Barber Stanwick who's like an evil evil. She
Speaker 1: basically convinces an insurance salesman to murder her husband, and like,
Speaker 1: how they can get away with it and get the
Speaker 1: most possible money is double indemnity. So if he is
Speaker 1: the most, she buys life insurance on his life, and
Speaker 1: if he has this really improbable death, you get double indemnity.
Speaker 1: So if he dies by falling off of a train,
Speaker 1: so they have to kill him first and then throw
Speaker 1: him off a train and make it look like he did.
Speaker 1: But there's this one Edward g Robinson, this one insurance
Speaker 1: guy who's like, something doesn't sit right about this with me.
Speaker 1: It's really fucking good. It's like a ninety minute movie,
Speaker 1: not a wasted word. One of the best, uh, one
Speaker 1: of the best movies I've ever seen. I just saw
Speaker 1: there was playing in a movie theater in New York City,
Speaker 1: like one of those old movie theaters, fucking beautiful experience.
Speaker 1: But my girlfriend and a friend of mine, they were
Speaker 1: both like, damn, that was pretty damn good. And it's
Speaker 1: getting laughs because it's like those nineteen forties how men
Speaker 1: would talk to women laugh where she's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: scared and he goes, baby, shut up, like just getting
Speaker 1: huge pops in the theater. It's really it's but it's
Speaker 1: really witty and funny dialogue too. Like you, you'd watch
Speaker 1: this and be like, damn, this is well done. So yeah,
Speaker 1: those are That's my list right there.
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Speaker 12: If you could only eat one food from one culture
Speaker 12: for the rest of your life, what.
Speaker 1: Would it be?
Speaker 4: Ca you pick sandwiches, pizza?
Speaker 12: No, it's like a that's not culture, that's just a
Speaker 12: type of food.
Speaker 6: What do you mean like Japanese Mexican.
Speaker 1: You can say like Vietnamese sandwiches, which is actually that's
Speaker 1: a good call.
Speaker 4: Oh, one genre food.
Speaker 3: Sandwiches are sandwiches is the answer to every like Asian
Speaker 3: one food for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Asian food. Asian is that way you're getting. You're getting
Speaker 1: Chinese tie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you get Indian Panda express.
Speaker 4: Just say Asian fusion.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 4: You get to dip your toe in pretty much all
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I'll just do that.
Speaker 1: I I'm thinking it feels like we're cheating.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just feel like we're cheating, all right, all right,
Speaker 4: all right, fine, do you get to me aches?
Speaker 6: It's just whatever? Yeah, yes, all right.
Speaker 3: It's real life. Still, it's the genre.
Speaker 1: But there's healthy foods in every in every culture probably, right, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Is there a healthy Italian food?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 3: I think I'm I'm in the minority of I'm not
Speaker 3: a huge fan of Italian Italy. Bro, not a huge fan.
Speaker 4: You always got that. You always get that dude that uh,
Speaker 4: that friend that's been to Italy, that's like you gotta
Speaker 4: go to.
Speaker 3: Trust me, dude, you hear when I go to Italy,
Speaker 3: I don't even gain a pound. I right, every single day,
Speaker 3: those guys, yes.
Speaker 1: You're walking everywhere. That's why. Yeah, that's what they're like.
Speaker 1: I didn't gain a pound. You walked eight miles to
Speaker 1: do anything every day?
Speaker 3: Yeah, is good though.
Speaker 1: Oh I love Italian food a.
Speaker 3: Lot of I know I'm in a very small minority
Speaker 3: in that. Yeah, I'm just not not just not a
Speaker 3: huge fan of Italian food.
Speaker 4: What would I do?
Speaker 3: Let me go, I'm working.
Speaker 1: Hm, I might go Greek, dude, because that's healthy. You're
Speaker 1: gonna you have options that are really good. But then
Speaker 1: you also, like I could eat Mediterranean diet. Those dudes
Speaker 1: live forever. You see old men and like those Greek
Speaker 1: islands are like tan and ninety two years old and
Speaker 1: still like climbing hills and shit. Yeah, and you get
Speaker 1: you can have like grilled octopus all the time, and
Speaker 1: that shit's so good. You get, you get have a kabab.
Speaker 4: You bring up a very good point with Mediterranean.
Speaker 1: It's hard healthy, dude, Yeah, herd healthy.
Speaker 3: Look at the facial hair on that guy.
Speaker 1: But that dude's probably one hundred and two look at him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's living well and they have that good Greek liquor
Speaker 1: too that like, uh, Mastika, you have a little after
Speaker 1: dinner drink, you feel digest. It's nice shit, it's nice shit.
Speaker 3: You don't like this nice shit?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 1: I went there last year and I was like, this
Speaker 1: is I never take vacations. I never take time off.
Speaker 1: And I was like in London and doing a gig
Speaker 1: and my girlfriend's like, please, can we just take some
Speaker 1: time off? So we went to Grease. It's great, great food,
Speaker 1: great time.
Speaker 4: Are you a Game of Thrones fan? I've never seen
Speaker 4: an episode because they get a lot of they shot
Speaker 4: a lot of it out there in Greece. I'm trying
Speaker 4: to get out there and see it castles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that your top showy man?
Speaker 4: The last season was not the greatest. I would say
Speaker 4: Breaking Bad is my number one, a great one, but
Speaker 4: Game of Thrones is up there. Like now I'm watching
Speaker 4: House of Dragon incredible shots.
Speaker 1: I should watch Game of Thrones. I'm such a bitch.
Speaker 1: I should really.
Speaker 3: I'm told you should watch House of Dragons first, though,
Speaker 3: really yeah, because it's before, but.
Speaker 4: It's not all the way down like it's current. It's
Speaker 4: in season two right now. But yeah, dude, the way
Speaker 4: as much of a film junkie as you are. You
Speaker 4: would love Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: I've heard that. I got it. You would love Game
Speaker 1: them As the last season everyone's like, you haven't seen it,
Speaker 1: and then every week they'd be like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: this episode sucked.
Speaker 4: But here's where you're in a good spot. You get
Speaker 4: to binge it all in succession, like right away. The
Speaker 4: problem was we watched all set seasons right and the
Speaker 4: eighth season took two years, and since the book wasn't written,
Speaker 4: they kind of just, you know, put some more Hollywood
Speaker 4: into it. But the spot that you're in, you get
Speaker 4: to watch it all back to back because we're sitting
Speaker 4: there in those two years. I remember being at Vandy
Speaker 4: every day doing workouts, talking with Rex about what hey,
Speaker 4: what was on this message board? What could this call
Speaker 4: back be? You're building all these different moments in your head.
Speaker 4: So it was just a big letdown when season eight
Speaker 4: finally happened. But you're in a good spot because you
Speaker 4: just get to watch it all and you'll probably enjoy
Speaker 4: it because people who waited until after it all came
Speaker 4: out and then watch it, they've all they've all really
Speaker 4: liked it. But you would fuck with Game of Thrones
Speaker 4: heavy and then you'll probably go back to Greece.
Speaker 3: I'm in the same boat as you. I've only seen
Speaker 3: like one two episodes and there were so many storylines.
Speaker 3: Everyone was so far ahead of me. I was like,
Speaker 3: it's just.
Speaker 4: Not worth it's such a massive chest.
Speaker 1: Get to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fun. I think it's so worth it.
Speaker 1: That's how I felt about The Wire early on. It
Speaker 1: took me. I'm like, wow, there's a lot going on,
Speaker 1: but he ends up being rewarding as help.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say it was The Wires like a
Speaker 4: top ten TV show all the time. I've never seen that.
Speaker 4: It's really good, and that's how I like Game of
Speaker 4: Thrones is like that. You gotta kind of give it
Speaker 4: a good two full seasons.
Speaker 1: I gotta watch this. I feel like an idiot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you mess with it. And then you got House
Speaker 4: of Dragons kind of dated like a century before Game
Speaker 4: of Thrones, but that's really good.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sure, can you pop up some food draonas for me?
Speaker 1: Can I can I pitch real quick? I'm absolutely.
Speaker 4: Do what you gotta do. I might just go Italian
Speaker 4: so I can just have pizza.
Speaker 3: Eat pizza every day. Yeah, but he's saying I want
Speaker 3: to go Italian so I can have pizza.
Speaker 4: Right, just so I have that as an option. It's
Speaker 4: like if I gotta eat one thing for the rest
Speaker 4: of my life, if I'm trying to be happy, I
Speaker 4: think I'm gonna go Italian. Chinese you get old with
Speaker 4: very fast, even though it's a great once a month.
Speaker 3: But Japanese, Japanese where I keep going to my head,
Speaker 3: Yeah you get sushi.
Speaker 4: That said that would be a great pool. Japanese would
Speaker 4: be a great pool. What would be the word for that?
Speaker 4: Like the food categories of like a culture genres.
Speaker 3: Food genres genres, food culture genres, culinary, and you gotta
Speaker 3: just start saying you've got to see nice guys.
Speaker 4: No, I feel that way when fifteen times and the
Speaker 4: way you talk about.
Speaker 3: It, I'm upsets and hire my list.
Speaker 4: Honestly, dude, I just felt so because every one of
Speaker 4: those movies I've only seen, you see it like it's
Speaker 4: one of those it's one of those areas where you
Speaker 4: just kind of watch the movie one time, so it's
Speaker 4: I can't sit there and recall all the things that
Speaker 4: were happening because I remember, I remember how Treasures made
Speaker 4: me feel knives out Taylor.
Speaker 3: Japanese cuisine.
Speaker 4: Oh look, how you get French fries? How you get
Speaker 4: that French? Oh French, Chris, I thought that was part
Speaker 4: of the Japanese Italian Yeah, I think I I think
Speaker 4: I'm going. He brought up a good with.
Speaker 3: Spanish too, dude, I love some Mexican food. That's probably
Speaker 3: what I'm gonna go. Spanish.
Speaker 1: Those are different.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they're different, Spanish and Mexican.
Speaker 3: Or I'll go Mexican.
Speaker 6: Then Spanish is like tacos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not gonna fill my belly.
Speaker 1: I need that.
Speaker 3: You go Fahata is what you want to be healthy.
Speaker 3: You're getting filling mass you get those enchiladas.
Speaker 4: Man, Mexican is a great call.
Speaker 3: Mexican called it. You can't take it.
Speaker 4: I'm going Mexican teake. Indian is a sleeper. Do you
Speaker 4: all like what Indian food? I like? But again to me,
Speaker 4: it mixes more in the Chinese.
Speaker 9: But as step below, yeah, no, for me, I think
Speaker 9: Indians better than Chinese. But I see what you mean.
Speaker 4: Like some chicken teak and marsala come on now or
Speaker 4: some in the non.
Speaker 5: I'll get you on some lamb then doulu spicy lamb.
Speaker 4: You want a spot you need to check out is Hawkers?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Have you eaten there yet? Sure? No, you need to
Speaker 4: get Hawkers. The street food so good. I think we
Speaker 4: settled on. I'm going Italian so that we have the
Speaker 4: option of eating pizza.
Speaker 1: That's big.
Speaker 3: I'm going to Mexican.
Speaker 4: I know, I thought so too, because you can you
Speaker 4: can be kind.
Speaker 1: Of healthy with Mexican.
Speaker 3: He does whatever you want. You're feel a little nasty
Speaker 3: going to a lot or.
Speaker 4: Even if you want to tacos, tacos, case arito bowls, cheese, crisps,
Speaker 4: bottomless chips, and salsa. I think I'm going Mexican. Damn, sorry,
Speaker 4: I want to join you.
Speaker 1: You brought up a good point.
Speaker 4: Part of me was on. It's like, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Just like I love you get a lot of options
Speaker 1: with the Greeks. I feel like there's a lot of
Speaker 1: diversity with that type of menu.
Speaker 4: Greek salads.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not a cultured man. I don't think salads,
Speaker 3: Euros what else?
Speaker 1: And that might be it. I might be fucked. Maybe
Speaker 1: I I might go Mexican. Mexican is good.
Speaker 3: And the good news is if all of us picking
Speaker 3: that genre, we all get to eat together every day.
Speaker 3: That's true, Like everyone's got to go to their specific spots.
Speaker 3: We get to sit at the lunch table together.
Speaker 1: Mexican is like probably what I eat the most, actually
Speaker 1: probably so good. Yeah, so good.
Speaker 4: And to me, Mexican is also like an easy default,
Speaker 4: like if you don't know, you can just easily go
Speaker 4: like we hit poncho lefties all the time, boom, but
Speaker 4: you can you can get yeah.
Speaker 3: Bro well, salsa, different kinds of sausas. Yeah, he's so
Speaker 3: Mitch Street corn, Come on, dude, Margarita's yeah, strawberry margarita. Damn.
Speaker 1: Does this go to the liquor too, you can only
Speaker 1: have the Mexicans.
Speaker 4: Does this go to liquor?
Speaker 1: Well, Mexican beer is pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And tequila, Yeah, tequila.
Speaker 3: I'm a big. I'm a big tequila.
Speaker 1: Is that your go to drink?
Speaker 3: If I'm yeah, absolutely nice? You go clear or the Yeah,
Speaker 3: I go blanco. I go tequila with water and limes.
Speaker 1: All I want is mesic.
Speaker 3: I like me yeah, mess is. I don't like mescal.
Speaker 3: It's like smoky and he's like gasoline.
Speaker 1: I love the smoking that like Scotch, So I like
Speaker 1: like mezcal is fucking nice. I think put a little
Speaker 1: orange peel on there.
Speaker 3: What's the scotch that had with the blue It's like
Speaker 3: literally in the name blue label, blue label, that's what
Speaker 3: yeshs to waste of money my rookie year. I went
Speaker 3: and got it because I thought I was like, you
Speaker 3: know the man now yea, And I had like poured
Speaker 3: one glass and I had one set, but I was like,
Speaker 3: this ship is disgusting. I still have it.
Speaker 1: It's whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, It's like it's like that Johnny Walker.
Speaker 1: I've only had it once.
Speaker 4: It sounds sounds black label.
Speaker 1: Yeah, black labels. You find with black label that sh
Speaker 1: it's great. I don't know the red label. Yeah, but dude,
Speaker 1: I h yeah. I remember Michael Jay at the house
Speaker 1: party once and we're there and uh and Mark Norman
Speaker 1: I roll in and we're fucking hammered, and Michael like
Speaker 1: you know, showing off, pulls out blue Label and pours
Speaker 1: it for us, and I was like, dude, this is
Speaker 1: so not only do we not know, but we're fucking bomb.
Speaker 1: We're not going to know what this should taste like
Speaker 1: like I'll drink I'll drink the cheapest ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that that ship in Gin too. I don't
Speaker 3: like gin at all.
Speaker 1: Oh I love Gin. Really, you don't like a martini?
Speaker 3: No, I like the idea of a martini.
Speaker 4: Dude, I'm with you on that. I loves Martini's. Like,
Speaker 4: what is it? Extra dirty, double blue cheese olives.
Speaker 1: Disgusting brings us back standing, Dude, a martini. There's something
Speaker 1: so fun about getting martini fucked up.
Speaker 3: Apple Martinis, Espresso martins.
Speaker 1: Espresso is kind of nice though, Actually those are kind
Speaker 1: of good apples, fucking whatever. That's like for a hot
Speaker 1: chick or something. But like, but espresso Martini's are solid.
Speaker 4: And you got a suit on.
Speaker 3: And you have a Martini in your hand, you look
Speaker 3: you're ten times cooler than you.
Speaker 1: Actually look like that Roger Sterling from mad Men.
Speaker 3: You look cool as fuck exactly if I knew that reference.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a cool that's a that's a good show.
Speaker 3: This man's an encyclopedia with literally every subject.
Speaker 4: What's your favorite scotch or whiskey?
Speaker 1: My favorite scotch is Lago Villain. If if if price
Speaker 1: a an issue, Lago Villain, if it is, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll drink I will drink anything. I'm fine. I'm not
Speaker 1: like I came up at the open mics being like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: drinks are free, great, and I still feel I feel
Speaker 1: the same way with coffee, Like if you give me
Speaker 1: a good cup, I'll be like, oh this is good.
Speaker 1: But I drank gas station coffee forever and I liked
Speaker 1: it and I still like it.
Speaker 4: Something about like going on a road trip and just
Speaker 4: pulling into that gas station just knowing you're gonna get
Speaker 4: a big, big cup of coffee, big.
Speaker 3: Star phone cup.
Speaker 1: I love that shit. But uh yeah, I like the
Speaker 1: PD stuff so like a Lagovolin's so fucking good, Lafoy
Speaker 1: is so good. But uh, I mean, dude, I'll honestly
Speaker 1: have anything I have, Like Tom is like I have
Speaker 1: a reputation for drinking, so every gift I get is Scotch,
Speaker 1: and now I have way too much at home, so
Speaker 1: I'm just like I'm just like looking at it, like
Speaker 1: when the fuck am I gonna drink all this?
Speaker 4: As you?
Speaker 3: Number one Scotch?
Speaker 1: My number one?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Probably Lago Villain.
Speaker 4: I feel like too, like when we were leaning in
Speaker 4: do it like because I love whiskey, It's like people
Speaker 4: only gift you whiskey and there's no range of versatility.
Speaker 4: At my house, it's only whiskey. My favorite is Angels
Speaker 4: mb Rye.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good stuff.
Speaker 4: The Caribbean roum casks.
Speaker 1: I love that sh We're doing that with our with
Speaker 1: our whiskey. Me and Normous Cat we're doing the rum
Speaker 1: cask for our next batch. So I'm pumped. But h
Speaker 1: I love that shit. And uh like Logovlin I'd never had,
Speaker 1: but I was on Amy Schumer's tour when she was
Speaker 1: doing like when she just did train Wreck, and she
Speaker 1: was like, at her absolute most popular, we're doing like arenas.
Speaker 1: In every green room she had logo violin. So that's
Speaker 1: like when I first tried it, I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is like amazing. Yeah, and then they would just
Speaker 1: let you keep the bottles because we'd fly back private,
Speaker 1: so I'm like, oh, I don't have to check anything.
Speaker 1: I could just this is like very new. So that's
Speaker 1: when I was like, wow, this is obviously I wasn't
Speaker 1: buying it myself, but I was like, this is pretty nice.
Speaker 1: You a beer guy, Not really, but I mean I
Speaker 1: like it. I just I usually drink hard liquor, but uh,
Speaker 1: just because you just saw me have to get up
Speaker 1: to I pee, like a racehorse. I drink like four
Speaker 1: or five coffees a day too, so I have to
Speaker 1: cut out you.
Speaker 3: Know, you know that takes so much time in the bathroom. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but out of efficiency.
Speaker 1: But I like beer. I like like, I like like Yingling.
Speaker 1: I drink like Classic. I just like that. It's the
Speaker 1: oldest American beer, sos a Yingling. I'll drink that. I like, Uh,
Speaker 1: what a Guinness is fucking great. I love Guinness.
Speaker 4: That's a big Guinness guy.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: What I found out in this conversation is how basic
Speaker 3: I am really, Yeah, because you just the movies depth,
Speaker 3: all the sports depth you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I just like what I like. I dude, I like
Speaker 1: bud Light, I like anything.
Speaker 3: I don't give a ship and had Hams.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: Hams Hams Light blue waters?
Speaker 1: No, what is that?
Speaker 3: Twelve dollars ninety five cents for a thirty Well it
Speaker 3: was in.
Speaker 1: We Yeah, I think what was it?
Speaker 3: That stuff goes hard.
Speaker 4: A matter wedding.
Speaker 3: That was the only beer reserved.
Speaker 4: And that is true.
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Speaker 4: Back to the episode, have you you've seen this annual
Speaker 4: event that we do.
Speaker 1: I heard about it because Shane asked me to fill in,
Speaker 1: uh because he was He was like, I'm bailing. Do
Speaker 1: you want to do beer Fest or whatever it's called
Speaker 1: beer chang And I was like, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck are First off, you gotta give me
Speaker 1: more than like a week's notice. It was like a
Speaker 1: week out. I was like, I can't do that.
Speaker 4: But uh, Chris came, Chris, Chris O'Connor.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. He came, what is what is it exactly?
Speaker 1: He didn't even explain to me what. I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: It's Beer Games Championship of the.
Speaker 4: World, and by the time you're listening, it is out
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 3: Yes, sixteen teams of two compete in multiple beer drinking
Speaker 3: games events.
Speaker 1: So how fucked up are you? By the end?
Speaker 3: A lot?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's this storyline this year is Will Compton.
Speaker 4: Hey, let me call you back. We're doing a podcast
Speaker 4: with Sam Moral. Yeah, yeah, the bros here is it?
Speaker 4: She sounds like shame ha ha ha are you on speaker?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: The next fucking sucked.
Speaker 1: Dude, Well then well then what the fuck are the Sixers?
Speaker 1: Shamee exact same as the fucking Knicks this year.
Speaker 6: Baby, this is you guys.
Speaker 1: Super Bowl.
Speaker 6: Still didn't get to.
Speaker 3: Get a ring.
Speaker 6: You guys want series felt so good, the Garden did.
Speaker 1: You're right in bead is always really healthy when it matters.
Speaker 11: Hey, the mecca, the mecca of basketball that has zero
Speaker 11: fucking rings.
Speaker 1: Two rings.
Speaker 13: We have two rings and they both count.
Speaker 4: Speaker, Are you here yet?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: I'll hit you after this podcast? Uh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright,
Speaker 4: see it all right.
Speaker 1: I was getting those texts all serious. I was at
Speaker 1: Game two when the Knicks had that crazy comeback five
Speaker 1: points in like thirty seconds or whatever it was, and
Speaker 1: he's just texting me, just fury and uh and my
Speaker 1: friend and I were like hugging, were like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're going to create I mean to see that ship live.
Speaker 1: Thevincenzo hit the three, the three and and hardensink at
Speaker 1: the block and and he's I'm like, yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: see that. There was maybe a foul there. He saw that,
Speaker 1: but he takes a sports serious man.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We were with him at that game, and you thought
Speaker 3: his whole family died in the carcs.
Speaker 1: That's how I am with the Knicks. I'm fucking yeah.
Speaker 1: I like I I was in such a bad mood
Speaker 1: when all the injuries started to pile up. I was
Speaker 1: just like it was affecting my sets. I rolled into
Speaker 1: a set at the cellar, like in a really bad mood,
Speaker 1: and my dumb fucking Knicks outfit from the game, and
Speaker 1: then I was just like, they're like, what the fuck.
Speaker 1: I'm like, they lost, that's what the fuck. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: That fandom, man, you're talking about it just makes you
Speaker 3: a man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just love I just love watching you know,
Speaker 1: any of the major sports. But yeah, I'm into it.
Speaker 1: I even like ones I don't know about, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know tennis or soccer that well. But if there's
Speaker 1: a good game on, I fucking love it. You are
Speaker 1: the rules of soccer not well either.
Speaker 3: I want to kind of like it, but I just can't.
Speaker 1: I've been watching the last couple of weeks for the
Speaker 1: euro Cup and everything that was pretty fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're just so into it, and I don't
Speaker 1: know they're also want you realize you're watching such a
Speaker 1: high level. So even though I don't know. Shit, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of like this pretty entertaining.
Speaker 4: And then you see that video circulating where the fans
Speaker 4: are like climbing through the vents to try and get it.
Speaker 4: Fucking just it's a different world, it's a different game.
Speaker 1: It's going to be here for the World Cup coming up.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we're not I don't think we're equipped for that.
Speaker 4: We'll find out, we'll find out, we'll find out.
Speaker 3: I saw that Beckham documentary on Netflix and just seeing
Speaker 3: how much I knew nothing about it, nothing, and like
Speaker 3: I was a kid during that time and watching how
Speaker 3: much he like basically controlled style for so long. He'd
Speaker 3: get a haircut. Now all the kids had the haircuts.
Speaker 3: They just lived and.
Speaker 1: Breathed what he did.
Speaker 3: Everything he did, Spice girls, all that. It was awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I started because it's a series, right, Yeah, I watched
Speaker 4: like the first episode. It's really another one. I just
Speaker 4: started was at one.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, it's it's been it's been dope so far.
Speaker 4: But any of those docs, Dude, it's like when the
Speaker 4: Lance Armstrong all the what.
Speaker 1: That made me like him way more.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you realize and you realize too that everybody was
Speaker 4: doing it. He just found it the better way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's obviously.
Speaker 3: Not the better way.
Speaker 4: He got caught. Yeah, well I'm just saying like as
Speaker 4: he was like dust and people because everybody was trying
Speaker 4: to out him.
Speaker 1: But he raised a lot of money for cancer too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he did some good ship. He was cheating,
Speaker 1: was cheating.
Speaker 3: We got anything else?
Speaker 4: I don't think so. Boys in the back, I was
Speaker 4: gonna say, you are You're more than welcome to participate
Speaker 4: in the Beer Games next year.
Speaker 1: All right, who's my partner, Norman?
Speaker 3: If you want me to be absolutely it's rowdy, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: With that clip again, Yeah, just say that clip where
Speaker 4: Taylor Hey, that mullet was flowing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to bring it back man mullet for that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this one was not this past year, but the
Speaker 4: year before last year.
Speaker 3: It is awesome. And then so you start off with
Speaker 3: a thirty six ounds beer chug for time like you
Speaker 3: and Mark would drink, and then whatever your times were
Speaker 3: added together and that would cause seating just for then
Speaker 3: flip cup, then beer pong, then beer ball, and then
Speaker 3: a championship beer pong round.
Speaker 1: So one of us could be a six chugger and
Speaker 1: the other one focks us and now we're playing like
Speaker 1: that place. And but you could be a great chuggar
Speaker 1: and not good at like beer pong and other stuff
Speaker 1: that I see where this gets complexed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the more the better you do in the
Speaker 3: early rounds, you get more drunk. But the people that
Speaker 3: maybe not be as good, they're more sober. So it
Speaker 3: all kind of equals itself out as you go, Like
Speaker 3: farther down the line.
Speaker 1: What about are the people enforcing the lean and beer pong?
Speaker 1: The lean fucking infuriates me. We did we did a
Speaker 1: comedy seller It was my idea the Sellar party one
Speaker 1: year where uh I kind I put out there. I
Speaker 1: was like, they do a really good job at the party.
Speaker 1: They get like Popeyes, fried chicken, they get like sandwiches.
Speaker 1: It's a great, great catering and obviously it's open bar.
Speaker 1: We're all getting fucked up. But I said one year
Speaker 1: to Liz the manager, I was like, I'd like a
Speaker 1: beer pong table at the party this year, and she
Speaker 1: she goes, I'll do one, but I'm getting two. Turned
Speaker 1: into a huge thing. Everyone's you know, fighting, but I
Speaker 1: remember forgot who it was on my team, but I
Speaker 1: know it's against Moamer, the comedian, and he's a fucking leaner.
Speaker 1: He was time, Oh my god, just leaning and and
Speaker 1: we were just kind of like you're leaning, is like
Speaker 1: this is fine, but I'm like, I don't wanna. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be leaning too. It ruins the fox
Speaker 1: up the curve, it ruins the game. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: this like a like a purist year. I sound like
Speaker 1: a racist when black people started playing basketball, This is
Speaker 1: not how it's supposed to be played.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll have a lot of fun at this. Yeah,
Speaker 3: David Stevid bots he's a tackle. He is very similar
Speaker 3: to kind of how you're talking right now, Like every
Speaker 3: rule has to be followed to a t. He finds
Speaker 3: the edges and the rules. It's a good time.
Speaker 1: Well, the first scene of the movie with me and
Speaker 1: Mark is we're playing beer pong.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love when you combine sports and alcohol.
Speaker 3: I think it's a classic wholesome game too. Bring is
Speaker 3: that your favorite?
Speaker 1: What's your favorite drinking game?
Speaker 3: YEP, I would say probably beer pong.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm a chug guy though, Like I'm pretty good at games,
Speaker 3: but that's my.
Speaker 4: Like, oh he's chug Yeah, damn bestrug I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: I'd beat Julian Edelman in a chugging contest on everything,
Speaker 1: but it was water because he just shoot the next day. God,
Speaker 1: but it.
Speaker 3: Felt good still no matter what. Yeah, the chug is that.
Speaker 3: That's that's my thing for sure.
Speaker 4: I like, uh, I mean, beer Pong's awesome. I also
Speaker 4: really enjoy beer ball and beer ball bear gue.
Speaker 1: What's beer dye?
Speaker 4: Beer die is like it's more of like a subjective line.
Speaker 4: You have to like toss the dye above this line
Speaker 4: that you're all kind of like, you know, it's like
Speaker 4: elbows gentleman's game. You toss the beer die up and
Speaker 4: you're trying to land it in the cup. But if
Speaker 4: it hits the table and like you fumble at it all,
Speaker 4: it's a point. If it hits the ground, I think
Speaker 4: it's two points. If it gets in the cup, I
Speaker 4: think it's three points. But it's just a great it's
Speaker 4: just a great competitive game to where it balls. Some skill.
Speaker 4: It's like you got to be good at catching the die.
Speaker 4: You can only catch with one hand. You can't use
Speaker 4: a supportive hand. Damn you play beer ball before.
Speaker 1: I've never played it. No beer the ones I know
Speaker 1: with flip cup and beer pong.
Speaker 3: Beer ball is a can of beer on all four corners,
Speaker 3: and so Will and I are partners. Will throws the
Speaker 3: ball and if the ball hits a can between the
Speaker 3: time that they retrieve the ball and bring it back
Speaker 3: to the table, I crack my beer and drink it
Speaker 3: as fast as I can. And then it's whoever finishes
Speaker 3: both the beers first.
Speaker 1: I like it. Yeah, did you come up with this one?
Speaker 13: Or is this now?
Speaker 3: This has been around for a while.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. That one looks
Speaker 1: it looks fun. And then well, how big of the
Speaker 1: is the ball? We're talking pink pong ball?
Speaker 4: Yeah, ping pong ballh wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But I just think beer pong is just such
Speaker 3: a classic. Everybody's played at one point in their life.
Speaker 3: It's just a fun game.
Speaker 1: I remember I was a kid playing beer pong, like
Speaker 1: underage drinking in New York, just fake idea and the
Speaker 1: whole thing. And I don't know how it happened, but
Speaker 1: I got too drunk and I was talking shit to
Speaker 1: some big guy, random dude in the bar, and uh,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, like it wasn't affecting him my
Speaker 1: shit talking and I was like trying to get a
Speaker 1: rise at him. I was annoyed, so after he beat me,
Speaker 1: I just took one of the empty cups and threw
Speaker 1: it at him, and he's still kind of like laughing off,
Speaker 1: and I threw another one at him, and then I
Speaker 1: was so drunk I picked up the water cup and
Speaker 1: beamed him with it and he just looked at me
Speaker 1: and I was like, there's a big fucking dude, and
Speaker 1: he just walked over me. My friend went out for
Speaker 1: a cigarette, and all I remember is my friend he
Speaker 1: was looking at the dude and he just saw the
Speaker 1: guy holding me by the throat against the bar, and
Speaker 1: he's like, shit, we should get the fuck out of here,
Speaker 1: just with two fingers, just hold me like that.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm surprised it took him that long.
Speaker 1: I know I deserved it.
Speaker 4: I was great.
Speaker 1: I deserve to get the shit kicked out of me,
Speaker 1: and he had restraint. But like, dude, those knights at
Speaker 1: the bar just getting fucked up playing beer pong, those
Speaker 1: are those are fun. It's a fun fuck up. But
Speaker 1: that next day you just get the worst night's sleep
Speaker 1: because you're pissing all night.
Speaker 3: Maybe for you man acorn.
Speaker 1: Bladder I got, I got the worst bladder, dude.
Speaker 3: I I would take a house party over a bar
Speaker 3: in college.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, of course. Yeah. But in New York
Speaker 1: there weren't a lot of house party Yeah.
Speaker 3: What about Tulane, I was.
Speaker 1: Only there for a year year and a half. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course. I remember even pledging the frat at first,
Speaker 1: just to just to get the free booze. Like I
Speaker 1: didn't want to join a frat. I remember when they
Speaker 1: were trying to. They gave me a bit at one
Speaker 1: of them. But it was also, like I found out later,
Speaker 1: like the frat that just got in trouble for blackface
Speaker 1: or something. I was like, I don't think I want
Speaker 1: to be a part of this threat. But they but
Speaker 1: they cornered me in the room and they were like
Speaker 1: you are our first bid. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave school. I'm not doing this, and they
Speaker 1: I thought they were going to beat the shit out
Speaker 1: of me, because they like were clenching their fist. I
Speaker 1: think they try to intimidate me. And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh no, I don't want to do this and that.
Speaker 1: But then since a bunch of them have like come
Speaker 1: to shows and stuff.
Speaker 3: Everythin's watching Animal House. I always thought I don't get
Speaker 3: the deal with fraternities, and it's just not me.
Speaker 1: It's not I don't get the idea of a guy
Speaker 1: doing horrible shit to me and then being like we're brothers. Now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't make a whole lot of a duke
Speaker 4: where they're shoving the broom up the dude's ass.
Speaker 1: I know. I don't get. I don't get the camaraderie there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we're closer.
Speaker 1: He's raping me. He's like, now we're cool.
Speaker 3: This is it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in the stripes.
Speaker 4: Bring it in and break it down.
Speaker 3: It's been fun.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 3: We appreciate you coming on.
Speaker 1: Oh this was a blast, man, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: What the dude?
Speaker 3: You get Beer Games Championship with the World twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're in. You're in all right?
Speaker 4: With Mark? Sounds like he's in since he.
Speaker 3: This is literally way too early planning because we had
Speaker 3: our planning done last year and.
Speaker 4: It fell apart. Like you said, Shane, Shane bailed, Shane
Speaker 4: dropped out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a busy dude, he is. He takes the bag,
Speaker 1: he's got that he's got what he should be man ship.
Speaker 1: He's got the he's got the hot hand right.
Speaker 4: Now, it's got a Is that thunder was that hope?
Speaker 10: Not?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Maybe we just got nuked and we're okay because
Speaker 1: we're in this fucking bunker, crazy like.
Speaker 3: If we actually lived. This is the one thing that
Speaker 3: can hold it all off.
Speaker 1: Ninety two degrees.
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