1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:03,680 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:10,640 Speaker 1: subject my husband is a thug and a prominent pastor. 4 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: What but uh, right now, the nephew is here with 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for snav? 6 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,480 Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw this one up from my pops right here? 7 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:26,600 Speaker 2: Can I have your kidney? 8 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:31,640 Speaker 3: Yeah? That was Pop's favorite right there. Hello, Hello, I'm 9 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:35,879 Speaker 3: trying to reach a brother Conley. This is currently How 10 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 3: you doing, bro? This is Deacon Patterson calling from the church. 11 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,879 Speaker 3: How you doing today? Uh? Deacon Patterson? Yeah, you just 12 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 3: do it finding yourself, sir. I'm doing good, doing good, 13 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 3: and you know the church is behind you on what 14 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,080 Speaker 3: you're going through. When we were praying for you, man, 15 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 3: we know all about the you know you're going in 16 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 3: the surgery on Friday to get your get your prankers removed. 17 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 3: So I wanted to give you a call. Man, have 18 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 3: a word of pray. I'll let you know that we 19 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,800 Speaker 3: all are pull for you, and we know that that 20 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 3: the man upstairs is gonna pull you through this success. 21 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 3: Will God bless and keep you? Uh that, Deacon, God 22 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 3: bless and keep you because I tell you I'm going 23 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,919 Speaker 3: through something here. Me and my wife we been talking 24 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,320 Speaker 3: about it, and we've been praying on it, and it 25 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,839 Speaker 3: sure is a wonderful thing to know that your church 26 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 3: is with you and and y'all thinking about me in prayer. 27 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 3: I really had to take this to the Lord. This 28 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,400 Speaker 3: is a serious thing with me, and I ain't never 29 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 3: had an operation before in my life, and I know 30 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,680 Speaker 3: I needed. My wife have made it clear, the doctor 31 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 3: that made it clear, and I believe I'm ready to 32 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 3: go forward, Deacon, and we're gonna give the victory to who. Yes, sir, 33 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Speaker 3: he's the victory. Let me let me have a word 34 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 3: of prayer with your brother con if you don't mind, 35 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,480 Speaker 3: just about your head from me, Father God, we ask 36 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 3: right now, we have right now that you touch brother 37 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 3: Conley as he goes in on Friday, please put your 38 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 3: hands on it. We ask Father that you hold on 39 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 3: to the doctor that's getting ready to go and Lloyd 40 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:00,840 Speaker 3: to put surgery on. Yes, we asked that you make 41 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 3: sure that the doctor he's got a strong eye on 42 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 3: that morning walk with him. We asked that that that 43 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 3: he got a steady hand when he got the scppel 44 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 3: in his hand. We asked that you hold on to 45 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 3: it he as it goes into a surgeon, because we 46 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,920 Speaker 3: know come side the morning Nah, the victory going belong 47 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 3: to Brother Conley and the Lord. Thank you, Lord. We 48 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,800 Speaker 3: know all of this, but we we we asked that 49 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,959 Speaker 3: you take that paincreas and you remove it out successfully, 50 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 3: close him back up like it will never been into 51 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 3: the end before walk with me. That's what we're asking, 52 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,239 Speaker 3: We ask your Lord at the same time that they're 53 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 3: removing this pancreaus. Lord, we asked that your reach around 54 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 3: his backside and we asked that you touch his kidney. Lord, 55 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,640 Speaker 3: touch his kidney and make it whole, make it one 56 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 3: hundred and ten percent. We want you to make that 57 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:54,079 Speaker 3: that kidney like it's been thet bast kidney. Deacon, that's 58 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 3: Deacon Deacon whoop packed Deacon Castle. Yes, you're saying you 59 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,520 Speaker 3: du sir, they're just not wrong with Q and the Deacon. 60 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,640 Speaker 3: I'm doing. I'm doing fining the Lordest, the Lordest then 61 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,080 Speaker 3: madd well, he's gonna work on my package. That's what 62 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:08,959 Speaker 3: the doctors operating though. They don't tak me forward, and 63 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 3: that's what they plan and remove. So really, my kidney 64 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 3: is fined. They did what they called when they me 65 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 3: in my eyes and everything else is fine. They ain't 66 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,920 Speaker 3: working on nothing but my package right right right. Well, 67 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:20,920 Speaker 3: let me let me say I'm glad you brought that up. 68 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,680 Speaker 3: This wouldn't reason why I called you, uh huh uh. 69 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 3: Of course I did call to pray for you. Yes, 70 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,239 Speaker 3: you know, because I want to make sure that that 71 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 3: that that you make it through this successfully. But what 72 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 3: another reason why I'm getting around it is here is uh, 73 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 3: what I want to ask you, and I know we 74 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 3: we you know, we've never met face to face. I've 75 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,840 Speaker 3: seen you a couple of times, like I said the Turke, 76 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 3: but you've been out most time. Uh, or you're with 77 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 3: your sickness and whatnot. But now, what what I was 78 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 3: gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know this is 79 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 3: I hate to come at you in the final hour 80 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 3: and you're getting ready to go have certain and all that, 81 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,839 Speaker 3: but if you don't mind it, if you could see 82 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 3: it in your heart to see to do something for 83 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 3: somebody else, yes, Uh, that's that's the last will. You're 84 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 3: always supposed to help those who right right, And I'm 85 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 3: glad you you think like that. When they go in 86 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 3: on Friday morning and and remove that paincres out? Do 87 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 3: you think that that that that they could go in 88 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 3: and get one of your kidneys? Because I need one? Hold? 89 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 3: Hold on just what you said? See see see what 90 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,520 Speaker 3: else I've been going through myself with a little helment. 91 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 3: And and I'm wondering if if I need a kitteny 92 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:37,719 Speaker 3: And I'm wondering if you can give me one of 93 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 3: yours when they go in and get your paint, because 94 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,279 Speaker 3: they gonna already have your open. Did you say you 95 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 3: wanted them to take one of my kidneys? Yeah, and 96 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:47,280 Speaker 3: give it to me because I need one. You need 97 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:50,240 Speaker 3: a kidney? Yes, But what I mean you already gonna 98 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,840 Speaker 3: be laying there open. Wait a minute, mister, you need 99 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 3: a kidney? I need help with my package. You gonna 100 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,080 Speaker 3: call me with man, this ain't no work of the Lord. 101 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 3: Now you said you're a dickon like I said, dick 102 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 3: and Patterson my name. But see what I'm asking you? 103 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 3: If what me man, brother Conny, what harm is that 104 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 3: if you already open and laying on the table. Oh, 105 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 3: you ain't hearing a damn thing I said? Have you? 106 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 3: I said? I'll be man? You crazy as hell? Now 107 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 3: what I'm gonna have to do. I'm gonna need to 108 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,919 Speaker 3: call the pastor because here's something going on here. You 109 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 3: say you knew you man the damn new mister. Matter 110 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 3: of fact, you too damn new to know who you're 111 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 3: talking to. What I'm saying is you have two two 112 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,560 Speaker 3: look like you said. You say they did the MRI. 113 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 3: I God, don't give up what I said they did. Man, 114 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,120 Speaker 3: I got two kidneys. You got to one of your band. 115 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 3: That's your problem, mister. Let me tell you something. I'm 116 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 3: trying to get well, and you call them with this. 117 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 3: You say you a new dicker, you damn show is 118 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 3: and you won't be at that church loan. I tell 119 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,919 Speaker 3: you that because if I ever get close to your sister, 120 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 3: we got some Richmond to do. What is this gonna 121 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,719 Speaker 3: hurt for you to give me one of them kittingers 122 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 3: and both of them? If both them kitteners is good, 123 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 3: ain't gonna hit him? Thank them? You ain't ketting my kiddney? Man, 124 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 3: ain't go ahead? What's wrong with you? Say? Man? All 125 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,279 Speaker 3: I'm saying is, if you're gonna be opening laying on 126 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,920 Speaker 3: the table, what is it gonna hurt? How you got me? 127 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 3: Mold now you're gonna kill themmote me laying on the 128 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 3: damn table. What kind of a pull you in charge of? Mister? 129 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 3: Let me tell you something I was. I need to 130 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,760 Speaker 3: meet you before I get to the hospital and nobody 131 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 3: can help take got that damn bad getting in yours. 132 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 3: And I can tell you that we you won't feel 133 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,280 Speaker 3: a damn thing I got that. I'll be damned if 134 00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:26,040 Speaker 3: you gonna call and talk me out of one of 135 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 3: my damn kiddingess. Man, I'm trying to live just like you, 136 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 3: trying to let you know it. Take care of me, 137 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:32,680 Speaker 3: because what you talking about ain't got a damn thing 138 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 3: to do with Jesus. You can catch my and get 139 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,479 Speaker 3: off my phone. That's what you can do. Can I 140 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 3: say one more thing to you? What is you listen 141 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 3: to me? Man? I to listen to you, and you 142 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 3: ain't talking about nothing that's got nothing to do with 143 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 3: what's going on with me. Mister, you're running the game. 144 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,039 Speaker 3: If I could get to you, I put lead in 145 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,720 Speaker 3: your do what you're I just say one more thing 146 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,480 Speaker 3: and then I'm gonna let you go. Is you're listening 147 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 3: for what? Bless this left you? Timing from the Steve 148 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:02,880 Speaker 3: Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter. 149 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 3: Oh Lord, have that girl. Lord, have mercy. Lord, have 150 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 3: much Jesus. And you all right, brother god man, you 151 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 3: have made me use language that I swear I don't 152 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 3: nobody I heard my neighbors. I'm using that. I stopped 153 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 3: a long time ago talking that away. Please forgive me. Lord, 154 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 3: have mercy. Whoa yo, I'm gonna have to Lord, have mersey. 155 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:30,520 Speaker 3: My heart is time painting here. Lord, have mercy. Jesus. 156 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:33,960 Speaker 3: This ain't me, This ain't me. And you I'll tell 157 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 3: you what I enjoined Steve Harvey. And if you told 158 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 3: me I do, Brother Colly, I gotta ask you one 159 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:43,240 Speaker 3: more thing, man, what is the baddest I'm talking about 160 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 3: the baddest radio show in the land. It's gotta be 161 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 3: It's gotta be y'all. It's gotta be y'all. Hell, I 162 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,840 Speaker 3: don't even remember the name of it now. Steve Harvey, Ma, 163 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 3: Steve Harvey, Mary Show. Lord have meus. I ain't gonna 164 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:57,640 Speaker 3: forget it now. 165 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:01,840 Speaker 2: I pray that at the beginning, I pray that thing. Yeah, 166 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 2: you know, if you why are you open this? You open? 167 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:07,880 Speaker 3: Don't? 168 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 2: If they just reach around now and let me get 169 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,120 Speaker 2: one of them kidneys because I need one that you 170 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:15,960 Speaker 2: don't mind. You get smooth cussed out by a deacon. 171 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:16,600 Speaker 3: Ain't nothing wrong. 172 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 2: That's it up. 173 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,360 Speaker 3: Next to strongery letter. 174 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:24,480 Speaker 1: My husband is a thug and a prominent pastor. We'll 175 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,600 Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the 176 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:29,120 Speaker 1: Sta Harvey Morning Show.