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Speaker 1: The Nyar nicky, Hey happy but Monday, I mean like

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Speaker 1: I was gonna how was your weekend? Everyone? Good? Was

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Speaker 1: it good? I missed you, my most friends. I missed

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Speaker 1: having a social life because I don't have one in St. Louis.

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Speaker 1: I did nothing this weekend. Nothing. I got it on Thursday,

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Speaker 1: as you guys heard, we did the podcast from here,

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Speaker 1: and then I continued to see no one, hang out

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Speaker 1: with no one. I mean Thursday, I had a no Friday,

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Speaker 1: I had a day, you know, I went out and

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Speaker 1: got my mom a car. We'll talk about it later

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Speaker 1: when Andrew gets here. And then I didn't do anything

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Speaker 1: Friday night, didn't do anything Saturday. And by nothing, I

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Speaker 1: mean like I just it wasn't social. I didn't like

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Speaker 1: had no events to speak of. Am I feeling sorry

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Speaker 1: for myself a little bit? Am I annoyed? I don't

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Speaker 1: have any friends here very much? So am I willing

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Speaker 1: to go make new friends? Not at all? Why is that?

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Speaker 1: Because I don't like? I just want I know who

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Speaker 1: I want to be friends with. It's friends at first sight.

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Speaker 1: For me, this is like dating. People keep reading me

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Speaker 1: being like I'll be your friend, and it's like, it's

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Speaker 1: too awkward for me to be like, I need friends,

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Speaker 1: and and then what if I don't want you as

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Speaker 1: a friend. See, this is why I don't date, because

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Speaker 1: I hate rejecting someone and the person following up and

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Speaker 1: being like, but we were meeting under the assumption that

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Speaker 1: this would go further, you know, and and with when

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Speaker 1: you're meeting someone even to be like, hey, we could

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Speaker 1: be friends, we could hang out. I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: cold call friends, like if I maybe I'll meet someone

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Speaker 1: in like just in conversation at a dog park or

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Speaker 1: I don't know where the hell I'm going. I don't

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Speaker 1: go to dog parks. I'm just trying to think of

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Speaker 1: where i'd meet a front maybe on a plane, and

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Speaker 1: I get to talking with someone just because I'm forced to,

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Speaker 1: and I go, honestly, I need more friends in St. Louis.

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Speaker 1: Do you live in St? Us? Then I might go, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've I've scouted this person under the you know, in

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Speaker 1: a circumstance where we aren't expected to continue this. Now

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Speaker 1: I can be the one in control and say I

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Speaker 1: want to be friends. Let's do this. I don't want.

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Speaker 1: Andrew keeps saying like, you could go you should be

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Speaker 1: more social, go down to the pool, make like, uh,

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Speaker 1: what what? What? Just go go to the Okay, we

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Speaker 1: went to the pool on Friday. We have a pool

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Speaker 1: here at my building, and I had no, uh, desire

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Speaker 1: mingle at pools with other people that are and by

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Speaker 1: the way, not sitting on chairs next to you, sitting

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Speaker 1: There's four groups of people and they are all scattered.

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Speaker 1: How do you strike up a convo with another group

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Speaker 1: that doesn't, that has their backs to you and are

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Speaker 1: already enjoying their own company. You don't. But we go

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Speaker 1: down there, and Andrew were or I just dropped trou

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Speaker 1: immediately because I'm tired. I hate the reveal of a

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Speaker 1: bathing suit. It's one of the worst things about being

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Speaker 1: or like family, who's not supposed to be aroused by

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Speaker 1: your bikini body, but then you have to like slowly

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Speaker 1: take off your little shorts. There's no we don't do

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Speaker 1: it fast so that it's not like sexual. It disgusts me.

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Speaker 1: his first blow jop, like when he's finally accepted that

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Speaker 1: He didn't say that. I think Andrew thought we were

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Speaker 1: to like hang by the pool that it says Nikki,

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Speaker 1: this is what I said a based on Andrew's captain

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Speaker 1: a bikini looking up at our apartment. Nikki, I'll casually

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Speaker 1: start a conversation with our neighbors. I didn't say that,

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Speaker 1: had no intent to do that. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: just snuck in. Andrew said, great idea. He also didn't

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Speaker 1: this is an action. Nikki pretends to look at a helicopter.

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Speaker 1: I didn't pretend there was a helicopter, but that wasn't

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Speaker 1: what was happening right then at that moment. Later on,

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Speaker 1: So we hung out by the pool and he's like,

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Speaker 1: And then Andrew's like that girl in the blue swim

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Speaker 1: then we're getting up to leave and I see a

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Speaker 1: out onto the pool. Someone had thrown a paper airplane

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Speaker 1: and I saw it and had something written on it,

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Speaker 1: but I couldn't read it, and I added my hands

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Speaker 1: full and I go Andrew look and he goes, oh,

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Speaker 1: he opens it and it says girl in green bikini

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Speaker 1: to I. Honestly, I'm not joking. I thought it was

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Speaker 1: the bachelorrette of the pool. I there wasn't even a set.

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Speaker 1: This is how fucking narcissistic I am. There was many

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Speaker 1: good looking girls at the school, and by many, I

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Speaker 1: mean three and then their friends. But there were several

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Speaker 1: fresh new red bikini looking fine in it. I run

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Speaker 1: routine because someone asked about it. Uh, my leg routine

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Speaker 1: is that my dad gave birth, but well he didn't

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Speaker 1: So that's my trick. If you want to know more,

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Speaker 1: so I really thought this note was gonna be about me.

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Speaker 1: I thought for I thought every I thought. I thought,

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Speaker 1: you know what, someone recognized me and as someone on

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Speaker 1: that is I had no doubt, no that that was

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Speaker 1: girl and I go, you won the bachelorette of the pool, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: and I give her the note. And then this was

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Speaker 1: the most annoying part. So then, by the way, the

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Speaker 1: congratulations to the hottest and um, and I go to

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Speaker 1: hear it. They liked it. Do you hear that? And

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Speaker 1: he goes, no, did you hear her? She said bachelor

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Speaker 1: in Paradise? And I go what? And he goes she

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Speaker 1: she had a good line. She tagged it. She said

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Speaker 1: that that the you know, the hottest girl at the

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Speaker 1: pool who Andrew is ascribing more personality too than she deserves.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear she tagged it? She said, bachelor. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's a terrible tag. It doesn't even make any sense

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Speaker 1: because we're at the pool. There's pools on the Bachelor too,

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Speaker 1: or Bachelorette. And but by the way, I think I

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Speaker 1: messed up the line because she would have won the Bachelor,

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Speaker 1: not the Bachelorette. But it it just makes more sense

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Speaker 1: to say bachelorette. It puts us in the setting. So

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Speaker 1: the bottom line is I didn't make any friends, and

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Speaker 1: in fact I lost one by um, this morning, I

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Speaker 1: not even a bad mood. I just didn't want to

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Speaker 1: buy Andrew coffee this morning. I go, I'm going to Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: Do you want anything? And he goes, yeah, I'll take it. Wait,

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Speaker 1: I can go for you and pick it up. Just

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Speaker 1: people are so fucking stupid. Not you guys listening because

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00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,399
Speaker 1: you're savvy and you if you were dumb, you probably

426
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 1: couldn't like enjoy this cut to a guy drinking michelob

427
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 1: white while doing power cleans, like yeah, this is great.

428
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 1: Freaking Yeah. People are really really dumb And that's why

429
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,120
Speaker 1: were going to that car dealership was just such a trip,

430
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: because this whole old like everything is built around people

431
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 1: being stupid and consumers and don't want to be inconsiderate.

432
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 1: Like there's a way that these dealerships they make you

433
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 1: feel guilty for questioning them, and you know, like that's

434
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,879
Speaker 1: how I think I think that they're like Andrew was

435
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,119
Speaker 1: sitting there in his phone looking up the value of

436
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 1: my mom's car and muttering to himself as I'm signing

437
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,440
Speaker 1: the sheep, being like, I'm paying for this car. I

438
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 1: don't care if I can save seven because some guy

439
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: in Tulsa put his car up but it has the

440
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 1: same specs. It's like, I don't care. And Andrews's going

441
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 1: cred guys like this, but that's definitely and I'm just going,

442
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 1: what And He's whispering to my mom about some value

443
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 1: and he goes, Andrew found it cheaper, Nikki, and I go,

444
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't And then I go to

445
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,120
Speaker 1: the guys. I do the whole thing with the guys.

446
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,879
Speaker 1: I go, they go, we're only making five off of

447
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,399
Speaker 1: this car. We don't. We don't ever usually show this stuff.

448
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 1: And they went through this whole thing. So I just go,

449
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not trying to I'm not trying

450
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: to screw over anyone. Everyone needs to make money. We're

451
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 1: in a cap well society. I don't care about paying

452
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 1: for things when they're going to support a business. But

453
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that you you, you probably could have

454
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 1: offered cheaper. There is something that they do though, where

455
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 1: they go, oh, you're offering cheaper, so therefore you don't

456
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,959
Speaker 1: have enough money to pay for the actual price at

457
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 1: the car like it makes you fee it and saying

458
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 1: I'll pay a check, give you whatever you got. I

459
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 1: don't care how much it is. So is that another

460
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:29,359
Speaker 1: way to do it? I just wanted to know. But

461
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 1: that's the move, that's their move. They go, oh, we

462
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,120
Speaker 1: gotta talk to a guy in the back. We left

463
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 1: for an hour. We left for an hour, Andrew went

464
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 1: to get a massage. I went to Crazy Bulls and

465
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 1: Wraps to get some food with my mom. We came back,

466
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 1: we still had to wait. It was and I was

467
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 1: just uh, eating this bull in their lobby, just roasting

468
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 1: these guys. Who would you talk about the roast stuff?

469
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 1: How people want you to roast them and then you

470
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: get too mean and then they get sad. Yeah. I

471
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 1: said to the guy that was helping us, like, oh,

472
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: I'm kind of famous. Could you like make a deal

473
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 1: with me if I post about you guys have a

474
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 1: lot of allowers And he was like, I'll have to

475
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 1: ask my manager. I go, I'm not kidding, I'm like

476
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 1: legit fame, and um, and he was like, I don't know.

477
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: And then the word got through the place. Every everyone

478
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 1: else knew who I was, except to our guy. No, no, no,

479
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 1: he didn't know. He was a sweet He was a

480
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 1: sweet guy. He was my favor out of all of

481
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 1: them because they were all Then they all came up

482
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 1: and they were I mean, I like to them all.

483
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 1: They were all very nice. Because one guy was like

484
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 1: a big fan of roast, Were you roast me? And

485
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, sure, And he had invisible

486
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: line and I was gonna make the joke, but you

487
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 1: gotta in it before I go, I like, you're invisible line.

488
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 1: And then Andrew goes wish they weren't visible, and I go,

489
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 1: and then I go, he doesn't think you he doesn't

490
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:50,640
Speaker 1: know who you are. You're just a guy chair being

491
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 1: like stepping on my lines. It was funny. And then

492
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 1: I said I didn't know they came in yellow first,

493
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 1: and never was like WHOA And I was like that

494
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 1: was mean, And it was true too, because they were

495
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: kind of like and then I like, rescued dog. I go,

496
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 1: you need rescue teeth. Like we were just double teaming

497
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: these guys, and they were not as mean as we

498
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: could be Oh my god, I couldn't even come up.

499
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: I couldn't even I was trying every joke. I thought

500
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,400
Speaker 1: it was so mean. I would have to then spend

501
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: more time to like take the edge off, and like,

502
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 1: you know, they don't want people don't want to be roasted,

503
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: and if you do, you're a masochist. And there's this,

504
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,120
Speaker 1: there's a separated it called roast me where people hold

505
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 1: up a sign that this roast me. And the people

506
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: that do it are already depressed and they hate themselves

507
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,479
Speaker 1: and they're just trying to pile on. Because sometimes when

508
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,239
Speaker 1: I'm sad, I like to go like I'm ugly when

509
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,159
Speaker 1: I am stupid and I'm worth us. And I like

510
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,159
Speaker 1: to say that to my friends, not for them to

511
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: talk me out of it, but for I just want

512
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 1: people to bully me. I like want I want to

513
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 1: get beat up when I'm depressed. There's just something about me, like, yeah,

514
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: I want to get hit by a car. Like when

515
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 1: I'm depressed and I'm walking down the street, I want

516
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: a car to come off the street and hit me.

517
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 1: I envisioned I'd probably like get knocked unconscious so I

518
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 1: don't have to be depressed, though, if you were fine,

519
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: Like maybe I would wake you up. Yeah, probably anything

520
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 1: to juss you up. Or I want to get bit

521
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 1: by a dog. I sometimes want that. So when these

522
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,199
Speaker 1: people go on Reddit and ask people to roast him,

523
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,360
Speaker 1: I get so sad because I'm like, these people don't

524
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 1: really don't really have the tough skin that they think

525
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,719
Speaker 1: they do. Wait, why do you want to get bit

526
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: by a dog? Like where do you want to get bit?

527
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: Like how hard? I just think of a dog attacking

528
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: me when I'm really depressed. It's a weird thought I have.

529
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 1: But when I'm really depressed, it's not even I just

530
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: want to punish myself. I just want like to inflict

531
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: as much because you know what it is. I want

532
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: to be in as much physical pain as I am

533
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 1: inside and no one can see how sad I am

534
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: on the inside. That's the problem with depression is like

535
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: the reason you kill yourself or you like, the reason

536
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: sometimes I would want to have those thoughts is because

537
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 1: no one believes how sad you are, because look at

538
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: your life, you have this going on, you have this,

539
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 1: you have you know, blonde hair. I don't know. People

540
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: just describe like why are you said? I don't even

541
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 1: understand why people are depressed. Sometimes you know, you don't

542
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: get it and you just want a physical manifestation of

543
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: it so everyone can go, oh and actually believe you,

544
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: because it doesn't you're in a full body cast. People

545
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: aren't questioning your sadness exactly or your pain, but otherwise

546
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: you're and you know what, even then, they're questioning your

547
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: pain because no one believes people's pain. So when someone

548
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: in your life is in pain and they say they're

549
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: in pain, how about today in this week, we just

550
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,239
Speaker 1: practice believing them no matter what it is. If they

551
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: have a headache, if they are, you don't go why

552
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: do you feel that way? You just go, I'm sorry.

553
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: Let's all practice that I'm sorry you're feeling that way. Well,

554
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: well it's maybe you should go do this. No, no, no,

555
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: just say I'm sorry and give him a fucking hug.

556
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: That's then throw them in front of a car so

557
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: that they have a physical representation of their pain. Let's

558
00:28:55,480 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: get boy the Monday. Oh yeah, first nick period. You

559
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: didn't hear this anywhere else. I hope you're having a

560
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: great time all the swells, Oh boy, I'm excited. Whoa

561
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: coming in? Hot? I think I was using the energy

562
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: off the other segment coming in. All right, all right,

563
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 1: you don't have to make an we were talking about this.

564
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: You don't have to make an excuse when you end

565
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: a conversation. Everyone, it's very hard to get out of conversations.

566
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: You had the phone thing the other day where you go, oh,

567
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: your your phone died. Yeah, So essentially they just say

568
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 1: I have to go, and no one has to know why.

569
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: By the way, because even if you have to go

570
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 1: because the person is boring, still still means I have

571
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: to go. You're not lying. That's so true to no

572
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: one says that. And by the way, if they do. Okay,

573
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: let's do a conversation. And I'm bored, Okay, I mean

574
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: this is every day. No, this is where you're my

575
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: um sister. Okay, Like, let's think of like, you know,

576
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: I don't know she's been having a little bit of

577
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: a sick like sickness lately. I don't know her nose

578
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: is at all. Well, I wouldn't get out of it.

579
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: On that note, I would actually be interested in that

580
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: sething boring. Poppy's not sick, obviously doing great, okay, Lauren,

581
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: I actually I would never Let's put something I would

582
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: never be bored with my sister, honestly, or if I did,

583
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: I would do you actually, I would be ok. Yeah,

584
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: be my mom my, mom my mom. I went to

585
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: a thirst story yesterday and they didn't have anything that

586
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: I thought. I gotta go. I'm really sorry, but I

587
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: gotta go and I'll we'll finish this conversation later, though,

588
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: But I do hear rest of it. She would never

589
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: say that, but yes, of course, say why why why

590
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: are you going? I just I have other stuff to do.

591
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 1: What do you have to do that's more important? Well,

592
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: you know, I gotta send some emails, I gotta go

593
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: for a run, I gotta clean my room. I got

594
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: a fold laundry. But Nick, I can help you do that.

595
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: You want me to come over, and my life is

596
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: for you to be comfortable. And my mom dever wants

597
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: to talk to me. So this is this is almost

598
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: like triggering for me because this is the kind of

599
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: mom I wish I wanted to hang out with. Oh

600
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: my mom, I'm so jealous, always hangs up on me. Well, okay, Nick,

601
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: well I'll let you go and I go what I

602
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: literally called you thirty seconds ago, But you're busy neck

603
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: you're always running around. I don't know when to ever

604
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: call you. And I go, well, the answer isn't never.

605
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: I actually very happy when my mom goes, because my mom,

606
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 1: who's tends to be on the saturd depressed side, she'll go, hey,

607
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: i'm playing cards with the girls. Gotta go like right away,

608
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my god. So she's okay, she's

609
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: with the girls. It's nothing to do with you. Yeah,

610
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: that shouldn't but I'm very happy for it. Like that

611
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: makes me feel at peace because she's been such a

612
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: loner and like, yeah, that makes me feel good that

613
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,959
Speaker 1: she's having a good time with the girls. Yea. Otherwise,

614
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 1: you don't need to worry about your mom being only

615
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: that's up to her, not you. But so these people

616
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: they say, they say that of people want shorter conversation,

617
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: and they go this is the way that they go.

618
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: This is a good excuse. They go, I've loved our conversation.

619
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: Let's talk soon. So you're kind of saying, well, that

620
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: could be a lie. If that's a lie, that I

621
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: don't like it. Also, you have to follow up. You

622
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: can't just say we're going to have a conversation. Oh no,

623
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: these are all lies to me, and if that's true,

624
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: that's great. But like just I just don't understand why

625
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: we have to like everything I wanted. How people react,

626
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: I think that's their fault. Has nothing to do with you.

627
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: People's reactions. People need to get over the fact that

628
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: when other people But but I made her feel this way, No,

629
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: you didn't. She felt that way. He made me feel

630
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 1: like I was being rude. He made me feel like, well, no,

631
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: he thought you were being rude, but it didn't make

632
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 1: you feel anything. So stop with them made me feels

633
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: I say it all the time, and I have to

634
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: stop myself because it's just it ain't it ain't try

635
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: Um do you have well? I wanted to share something

636
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: that someone had written me, but I don't know. God,

637
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,719
Speaker 1: all my screenshots have not been saving. I'm so annoyed.

638
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: I should saved a work video the other day were

639
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: on your phone. I know, I probably am. I just don't.

640
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: It's gonna take too long. I want everything to happen quickly,

641
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: and that's why I won't buy a car for myself.

642
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to go through that again. I just

643
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: want a car to show up. That's why car Vonna

644
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: is probably the way for my mom. He's going to

645
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,719
Speaker 1: eat getting a car for yourself because my mom is obsessed,

646
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: And I go, I don't really want a car. I

647
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: didn't want to buy a car for myself. I'm just

648
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 1: driving her Gelopy. I like that car for you. I

649
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: mean I the license plate falling off the license the

650
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 1: car looks drunk because the license plate is a kimbo. Honestly,

651
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: I think I should get pulled over. I bet I

652
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: would get pulled over more likely. The other day, my mom,

653
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: By the way, we were sorry getting to next story

654
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: in a second. My mom and I were driving to

655
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: crazy the bowls and wraps from the car dealership, and

656
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: we saw a cop pulled in West County St. Louis

657
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: pulled over a black woman. She's outside the car, her

658
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: car is being searched or whatever. She just looks like

659
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: annoyed as anyone would be with a cop probably needlessly

660
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,280
Speaker 1: pulling her over. And my mom just goes, of course,

661
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: they're pulling over a black person. Why did they have to?

662
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: And I go, let's drive past and say, pull over

663
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:26,800
Speaker 1: a white person. See, I would feel if I was

664
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: a cop, I would never pull over a black person.

665
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 1: Can I say that I would never Maybe that's a

666
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: bad cop move, but I think it is so kid

667
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 1: and so hack to pull To be a white cop

668
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: and pull over a black person, you must feel like,

669
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: I'm so cliche. It would be the same as feeling

670
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,720
Speaker 1: like if you were like eating a box of donuts

671
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: in your car. As a cop, you would just feel like,

672
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: isn't this the most cop that doesn't Everyone not want

673
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: to be a cliche? So why pull over black people needlessly?

674
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: Even if they were speeding? I would just let it

675
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 1: fucking go? Is that crazy? I mean, I want to

676
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: pick up a cop just so. I never pull over

677
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 1: a black person literally ever, But they only the only thing,

678
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: the only encounter I would have that is going. Well,

679
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 1: then you're how do I put this? I'm racially profiling

680
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: the other way, and I'm letting maybe some crimes happen

681
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: by black people, not that any black person that I don't,

682
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 1: you know, turn a blind eye too, is doing something wrong.

683
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 1: But yes, I think much like affirmative action, where we

684
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: give people of different races that have been you know,

685
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 1: discriminated again over a black person that's clearly hammered and

686
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: you got out of their black they're drunk drive don't

687
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 1: get home and then they kill someone kill. Well, first

688
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: of all, if if they're driving clearly drunk, fine, But

689
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,760
Speaker 1: if they're speeding a little bit like every other soccer

690
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: mom driving a CRV in West County, then I'm going

691
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 1: to let him go. I just think it's felt like

692
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 1: such a fucking loser to be a cop pulling over

693
00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: a black person. A white cop. I would just feel like,

694
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 1: what a hack. It'd like me be being like any

695
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,720
Speaker 1: minor infraction shouldn't be pulled over because you're just escalate,

696
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: Like it's almost like they want things to escalate. And

697
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: then they go, oh, I did this today. I'm a

698
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 1: bad boy, I figured, you know. And we pull up

699
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 1: to Crazy Bulls Wraps and there there's a black girl

700
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 1: at the drive thru and she has on a jacket

701
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: that says, uh, fuck Trump or something like that. My

702
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: mom goes love it, and I go, most people are

703
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: not gonna love it. That girl is brave, and I go,

704
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: I hope she doesn't get pulled over, because I'm sure

705
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: she would probably try to take off her jacket because

706
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: she didn't want to piss off the white cop in

707
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 1: the white coup would think she was grabbing a gun

708
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: or something. It would just like you know. Next story. Okay,

709
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 1: so you end that conversation is the conversation over Yah,

710
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: I'm bored with myself. We can we can. Well, let's

711
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: be honest and say we're not getting back to it

712
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: because I'm tiptoing around tricky territory even though I think

713
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,919
Speaker 1: and I know I'm right. We get the bottom of things,

714
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: all right. So next story. Here we go, folks having swells. Okay,

715
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: high school is off. Oh man, you're gonna like this story.

716
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: And now high High School is offering outraged parents refunds

717
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:10,760
Speaker 1: after clums clumsily photo shopping eighty female students yearbook photos

718
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: to make them look more covered up. So girls were

719
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 1: showing their cleavage a little bit. Look at these cover

720
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: ups a straight line. Oh my god, that looks like

721
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:24,959
Speaker 1: atop from nineties, like every girl wore under her shirt.

722
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: So instead of being like, hey, change your top or whatever,

723
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: they just literally photo shopped them of of covering up

724
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: their tits. What a weird job whoever is doing this

725
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,839
Speaker 1: by the way of being like, too much tits, I'm

726
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: gonna cover Like, what a creep that guy is for

727
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: figuring out who has too many tis what what are

728
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 1: we going to do? Who is this protecting? Who is this?

729
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, who is this? Four girls have developed

730
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 1: their tits feel uncomfortable too. It's like and and that

731
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: girls they're not even like these. These pictures are not

732
00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: gratuitous at all. Apparently you're guys with speedos in the

733
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: same yearbook, all cock showing nothing, no cover up. I mean,

734
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: is this like a Christian school? Is this some lanes

735
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 1: in Florida? It's called the school. I'm sure I think

736
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 1: it might be. He didn't say if it was private

737
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 1: or not. But the thing is is that the girls

738
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,720
Speaker 1: did dress according to the dress code of the school,

739
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: right and um, there's a quote over there like one

740
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: of the girls, she's like this made me feel like

741
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 1: the fact that they edited it it made me feel

742
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,879
Speaker 1: so sexualized. Yeah, because she's so confident and excited about

743
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: going to school, like in her outfit and taking the picture.

744
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 1: This is all to protect men. I remember we couldn't

745
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 1: wear tank tops in middle school because it was distracting

746
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: to the boys, wear above the knee or whatever. And

747
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 1: that remember tank tops for the issue because it was

748
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: distracting two boys or you know, dress maybe lesbians. It was.

749
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 1: It was maybe you know, distracting as well, but you

750
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: couldn't pay attention in class, that's what they were. The

751
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: boys couldn't pay attention in class if there was girls

752
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: wearing tank tops. And I mean that was a legitimate

753
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: thing that got announced and banned at our school because

754
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: and that was the reason it was given or whatever

755
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:16,800
Speaker 1: that was. It's so ridiculous. And and the idea that

756
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 1: women's nipples or breasts are a problem. Like I was

757
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: walking down the street yesterday and I was like, I

758
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: should be able to walk down the street topless. Fuck

759
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 1: all of this, like the free the nipple thing, I understand.

760
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 1: Like it, By the way, I like wearing bras. They

761
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 1: make my boobs feel secure. Otherwise they're swinging everywhere and

762
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: they get sweaty and I just feel baggy and like weird.

763
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 1: But I told the story, Remember what I was on

764
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: set and my my nipples were like a hard and

765
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 1: like everyone could see them. And then the whole set

766
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 1: stopped down because it was like Nikki or nipples are hard.

767
00:39:55,200 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: It was just like so so what Jennifer Anniston was

768
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: hard the entire like first through fifth season of Friends.

769
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: And that's and that's what she's known for, by the way,

770
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: which shouldn't be like everyone like I referenced it all

771
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: the time too, but like what I feel like everyone

772
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: on that set was like well intentioned for sure, but

773
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:26,800
Speaker 1: the thing is it was the reason why nipples like

774
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: I don't like to show cleavage. I never show cleavage,

775
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 1: and if I do, it is like because I'm dressed

776
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 1: up for an event and I try to stay out

777
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 1: of the eyeline of my guy friends. I don't like

778
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 1: to like dress sexy around men who am not trying

779
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 1: to seduce, So I never understand women who have cleavage out. Um,

780
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 1: and this is me being very supportive of women being

781
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 1: doing whatever you want with your buddies. I don't like

782
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: turning on men around me accidentally, But do you think

783
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:56,959
Speaker 1: that comes back to your tank top? But that's what's

784
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: probably bred and me is from like hearing that you

785
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,919
Speaker 1: wor body is a distraction to men and they can't

786
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: take you seriously. Um has has embedded itself in my head.

787
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 1: But isn't it true though, Like when I'm wearing something

788
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: sexy or like have a lot of skin showing, isn't

789
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 1: a little bit harder for you to take me? Seriously

790
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: and like talk to me as a friend. Can I

791
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 1: be honest? No, because I know you so well. Right,

792
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 1: it depends like if you're working with someone and they're

793
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: showing some skin, I don't think it's that big of

794
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: a deal. But if it's like a random person, then yeah,

795
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 1: I think it definitely can funk with a guy, he'll

796
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: definitely but you know what, it could funk with him

797
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: to your favor, like I don't you know what I mean, Like,

798
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,839
Speaker 1: and I know you don't want to win that way,

799
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: but a lot of women they win because they show

800
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 1: a little clean like like you said, when you like

801
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 1: seeing guys at the strip clubs because they're so dumb

802
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 1: you throw, you throw your cleavage out, and you sell

803
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: a car to a guy at Tesla, he's more likely

804
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 1: to maybe go, hey, I'll spend an extra twenty grand

805
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: because he's stupid. And I don't like to win that way.

806
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: And so I think that's why I don't like to

807
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: do that stuff is because because when people are like Nick,

808
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: you look so sexy at the thing, I'm always like,

809
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: I didn't dress sexy because you know I was talking

810
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: about the other day, Like it is sexiness takes away

811
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 1: from funny, like you can't be funny. It's like you

812
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: can be you can, But men, men get horny. Your

813
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: body is not in the right um mindset to laugh

814
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:26,320
Speaker 1: at jokes and be more cerebral, which is what comedy is.

815
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 1: It takes you out of that cerebral I'm gonna make

816
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: smart decisions. I'm gonna you know, understand irony. It makes

817
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: you in your dumb caveman, I want to like, come

818
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: on that head, which is not as like when you're horny,

819
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 1: do you laugh as much? Probably not. I don't know.

820
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 1: I've laughed at a lot of strippers are out in

821
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 1: my cock. But when you get horny back stage sometimes

822
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: at shows like back in the day, when you were

823
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: not fond to be around, you were not giggly as much,

824
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: you were just like horny. And thing though, is that

825
00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: I think a woman can dress um say, exy with

826
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,359
Speaker 1: skin out and all that stuff, and a guy will

827
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: not really think of sex that much if it's like

828
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: a professional wow, being sexy. There's a difference between that

829
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: and a woman like wearing like a song bian and

830
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: trying to tell one line. There's a line between how sexy,

831
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: like you know, where a woman's like dressed the fuck. Okay, well,

832
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: let me let me ask you this. If you go

833
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,879
Speaker 1: to a smoothie place and the girl beond the counter

834
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: has gigantic boobs and they're out, are you not going

835
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: to talk about her boobs with your guy friend as

836
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: soon as you leave the place. I'm sure we will.

837
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: That is what bothers me. I don't want to be

838
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: talked about behind my back to buy two dudes, and

839
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: I don't as shirtless guy with a ripped body, you

840
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 1: talk about that with your girlfriend. But why would a

841
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: shirtless guy be selling smoothies? Okay, what if you Okay,

842
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: he had big arms and he was he was wearing

843
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 1: a T shirt where his arms were like amazing. Okay,

844
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: maybe we'd come in on it, But I'm not saying.

845
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: When you wear like sometimes you wear low cut things

846
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 1: and you have like some skin showing, do you ever

847
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: catch men looking at your boobs and then they are

848
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,720
Speaker 1: kind of distracted? It makes me so uncomfortable if that happens. Okay,

849
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: men don't look at my boobs because they barely exist.

850
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: But I do have another feature on my body that

851
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 1: I catch guys looking at. But is that your my

852
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 1: took us? Oh? Okay, So how do you catch guys

853
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: you took us? Though? Huh? How do you catch guys

854
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: looking at your tookis? Because it's behind you, It's not

855
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: like not in your eye line, right, Like like if

856
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,919
Speaker 1: I turn around or something like really quick and they'll

857
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: be like and they're like, then they you slip on

858
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 1: the drool on the in front of them. Look. Yeah,

859
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: I have to say, I know what you're talking about.

860
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: I hate being sexualized, but I am envious of girls

861
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 1: who have not like natural sexiness and they could just

862
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: get things done with it. Yeah, I know a lot

863
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, and they harness it and they use it.

864
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: But then I think you become more comfortable with that

865
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: those sense came in and like just being like okay, yeah,

866
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 1: I'm I want to look good. You could say whatever,

867
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: like because I've I know other female comics have said

868
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: stuff to you in the past where it's like you

869
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: shouldn't lean with you shouldn't lead with your body or

870
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: your good looks. Funk that seriously, Like, I I honestly think,

871
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: like I agree. It all depends on your environment too.

872
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 1: Like if you're in the Cayman, you're always in a bikini.

873
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: It's not even about skin anymore. You're just that's who

874
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 1: you are, that's your environment. When you're in New York

875
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 1: and you're even wearing sandals on stage, people are like, Oh,

876
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 1: I'm about to do presented the I Heart Radio Awards

877
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,879
Speaker 1: this Thursday, and I was talking to my stylist about

878
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: what what do I want to wear? And they said,

879
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: why don't we do a suit? Look, because you've been

880
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: wearing a lot of MANI you did a lot of

881
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: mini skirts for the MTV thing And I was like, yeah, maybe,

882
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 1: but I never feel sexy in a suit. I'm a

883
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: single woman. I do to get people's attention. It's a

884
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: big platform. I am fucking horny as fuck. I want

885
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: to be sexualized when I'm like on that big of

886
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: a platform because I want to find a husband and

887
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: I want to find someone who deserves to bang me,

888
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: and I want to put that in people's uh you know,

889
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 1: and it's an excuse to do that. You're on a

890
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 1: red carpet. Is a big platform. And the thing is

891
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 1: my legs I do. I'm gonna be funny, but my

892
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: legs are my best feature right now, Like I just

893
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 1: like like them. It's the first time i've ever liked

894
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: my legs. Always thought they were like fat and too muscular,

895
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: and now I'm like, oh, they're actually good, and I'm not.

896
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: It's not like I like think they're sexy. I'm just like,

897
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: there's nothing to be shamed of anymore. That's the way

898
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: I feel about them. And so I said to them,

899
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: I go, I didn't. I wrote this and I raised it,

900
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:47,919
Speaker 1: but I was like, I'm down to try a suit,

901
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 1: but like, also, I'm never I'm not gonna have these

902
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: legs forever, so why not flaunt them as long as

903
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: you have them, you know? And so, but the thing is,

904
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm so worried about sir someone yeah I know who's

905
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,399
Speaker 1: been watching my stories recently, or a certain other someone

906
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 1: who's also been watching my stories saying to me, you

907
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: always look all you do and then screenshotting something and

908
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,439
Speaker 1: then sending it to her friends and to other people,

909
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: being like NICKI thinks she's so hot. All she does

910
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 1: is like she's just trying to get people to think

911
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 1: she's hot. Da I know. But the thing is, I

912
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: am because I'm single as fuck, bitch. Okay, good to

913
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 1: lean into it then and say, you know what this is?

914
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: At least if you're honest about it to yourself as well.

915
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: Who who gives a fuck? This is what you want?

916
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: Like this is who you like? You know what I mean?

917
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: Like like all that the wh I'm talking to a

918
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: guy who doesn't know that I like him, but I

919
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: do like him, and I've decided to like like I

920
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: was saying with Noah, making friends, how like I get

921
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: to decide when I want us to be friends. I

922
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: can decide when I want to pursue you romantically. You

923
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: don't pursue me. I of when a guy that has

924
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: no idea that I'm into them, I can start dressing

925
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,479
Speaker 1: sexy and I catch them looking at me in sexual ways.

926
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: That is very exciting. But when it's a guy that

927
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: I don't want that energy from, it's so gross. It great.

928
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: Like there is like a dress that you could like

929
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 1: hit a button and it just gets real hot, and

930
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 1: then you hit a button again and then it's like

931
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: completely like not sexual at all, you know, like depending

932
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 1: it's like a force field of like to get away

933
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 1: from talking, you got your middrift hanging out? How much

934
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 1: work out? I have this like thing know that what

935
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 1: what's what do you mean? What thing? Guys? Guys get

936
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 1: this fat. Every guy knows it's around the hips and

937
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:54,760
Speaker 1: when you get a little older, welcome to a woman's body.

938
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: I mean honestly that women have that kind it's just fat. Yeah,

939
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: I'm fine with it. Yeah, that's not I wasn't hiking. Yeah,

940
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: we didn't even talk about your Oh my god, I

941
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 1: want to talk about alleged. I really want to talk

942
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: about people that go to the look at to it

943
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: final thought. But let's why do I care? Um? Here

944
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 1: we go, why do you care about this? Okay? Alex

945
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: Rodriguez recently got broken up with launching a makeup yeah

946
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 1: mine for men. He did it actually with j Lo,

947
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: him and hers. Oh that poor guy that signed that

948
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: contract when he was so like into j Lo and

949
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: she was like, I think this is a good idea.

950
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: And now they're broken up and he has to actually

951
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 1: go through with it. And if I could tout this

952
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: makeup line. Look at him. I think he is so adorable.

953
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,240
Speaker 1: I I used to watch videos he There's a picture

954
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: of him putting on some makeup, which, by the way,

955
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 1: men should wear makeup. It's ridiculous. You don't if you

956
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 1: have a really rocking ZiT, don't wear it on a

957
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 1: first day because if I saw a guy wearing you,

958
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,439
Speaker 1: guys don't know how to apply it. So you're gonna

959
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: be like me in eighth grade and put on way

960
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: too much and everyone's gonna know you're wearing it. So

961
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: get your girl. Let me apply it on you when

962
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: we're a relationship. But I have no qualms about that.

963
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: You look better. But when does it end at blush?

964
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 1: I mean, guys wouldn't look better with mascara blush? Everything

965
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 1: is like the next line is lipstick, and people are like, wait, hey, Rod,

966
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 1: what's going are you? But he named it something like

967
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 1: the our home run, the home run blush, you know,

968
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: like something really manly things you agree to. This is

969
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 1: like a that's so true. Though they he agreed to it.

970
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: It was her probably idea. He's like, yeah, it was like,

971
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 1: I think it's very masculine for you to do a

972
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 1: makeup line. Who doesn't wear makeup? Ben affleck on his

973
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: back because it's too much. Yeah, you can't cover that

974
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: ship up. Oh my god, they're hanging out again, and

975
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 1: you see that. I care about that. I care about

976
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 1: all of this. I love a rekindling of a romance.

977
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 1: So when I was in high school, I'd get real

978
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: red around my nose and my chin, and I wore

979
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: my mom gave me concealer, but I wasn't good at

980
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: putting it. It was like liquid concealer. And by the

981
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: end of the day, I was like, everyone can see this,

982
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: but no one ever commented on it. So maybe people

983
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: don't because they don't expect it, you know what I mean.

984
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 1: Like a guy wearing makeup one time who was a

985
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: writer on one of my shows. In the first day

986
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,800
Speaker 1: of work, he came in and I was like, he

987
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: has makeup on and I was like, that was a

988
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,320
Speaker 1: bad choice because again, he doesn't know how to wear it.

989
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 1: But I liked the fact that he did it because

990
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 1: guys have zips and stuff and back. I think it

991
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: was like he had some zips or something and he

992
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: was trying to cover it up first day of work.

993
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 1: It made sense. It was very cute. It made it

994
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: very much endeared him to me. But I think men

995
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 1: should wear makeup. I'm all for it, But this is

996
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: a very embarrassing thing that he has to do on

997
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,439
Speaker 1: the heels of a breakup where his ex is hanging

998
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 1: out with like, is this why she broke up with him?

999
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,240
Speaker 1: She's like, look, you're you're I'm walking all over the chest.

1000
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: Let's do it, Let's do it. She was like, this relationship,

1001
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 1: you know what, I do do love them though, And

1002
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: I think he's really cute and I am available for

1003
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 1: for him, even though he probably wouldn't go for me.

1004
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: I'm not a type, but like, I think he is

1005
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 1: a really really in that relationship. I thought he was

1006
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 1: just so sweet and like, so know what's going on

1007
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: behind closed doors. I eat cheated on her, but I'm

1008
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 1: cool with guys sleeping with other women, not sleeping with

1009
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 1: Just don't give me any diseases. I want to hear

1010
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 1: about it. Though. You just put a little blur on

1011
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: top of you. That's what I do. I Uh, I

1012
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,399
Speaker 1: just I just put a little concealer over the fact

1013
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,399
Speaker 1: that they get blow jobs from other women. And then

1014
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 1: uh yeah, okay, let's get to top one bottom one.

1015
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: Every Monday, we UH list the top one in the

1016
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: bottom one UH from a different category. This week's category

1017
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 1: is UH teachers. UH Top one Bottom one teachers. Over

1018
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: the weekend, I posted on my socials a clip from

1019
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 1: my um MTV hosting thing, and I did, uh. I was,

1020
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,399
Speaker 1: you know, they had the zoom audience, all those little

1021
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: squares of people, And I said, I felt like a

1022
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 1: teacher during the pandemic. And I said, except that I

1023
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:59,320
Speaker 1: get paid a living wage. Uh No, I was in

1024
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,479
Speaker 1: supportive teach years because I teachers are the most think

1025
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 1: it's the most thankless profession. Even though we all think

1026
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 1: that we think teachers enough, you don't. And parents, having

1027
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: knowing a lot of people who are teachers, parents are

1028
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 1: terrible nowadays. It used to be that parents would go, well,

1029
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: your teacher give you homework, you gotta do it. Now

1030
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 1: now parents called teachers and go, why did you give

1031
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: my kids so much homework? Every every parent is persecuted

1032
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: by teachers and their child is so special in a

1033
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 1: shining star, and the teacher is giving them too much work.

1034
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,360
Speaker 1: And if a student gets a bad great, it's the

1035
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 1: teacher's fault, not the student anymore. And any teacher listening,

1036
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: will you not along with me right now? If your

1037
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 1: biggest headache is not the students but the parents, and

1038
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: any parents listening, will you lay off the goddamn teachers?

1039
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,399
Speaker 1: Will you just admit to yourself that your kid might

1040
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: be a funk up and might not be the brightest student,

1041
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 1: and then it's kind of on them. Did your parents

1042
00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:00,400
Speaker 1: talk to you? Because I remember like in sports, but

1043
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 1: sometimes teachers were terrible. What we're going to get to,

1044
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: But there were some like uh, there were parents. I

1045
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:07,320
Speaker 1: would talk to the coaches, like after the game to

1046
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,720
Speaker 1: be like, why are you not playing Johnny enough? Johnny

1047
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:13,800
Speaker 1: could be and then Johnny might start because Johnny's parents.

1048
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:17,840
Speaker 1: My dad talked school, but my parents never, and I

1049
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 1: would always be like, why doesn't my dad fucking so well?

1050
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: We went to public school, so we were all giving

1051
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 1: money to the school. You know what I'm saying a

1052
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 1: little bit, a very little amount of money, Well we

1053
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: should give more. Private school were all giving a lot

1054
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 1: of money to. I know I'm saying school. We were

1055
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: all giving money to, but equally, Oh I get it,

1056
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: I get it, I got you. So we're all so

1057
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 1: no one's word meant more than the others. Although my

1058
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 1: dad did call Mr z Oath. MR's Oath was our

1059
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: drama teacher in seventh grade, and I wanted to audition

1060
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: so bad because I wanted to be on stage and

1061
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,320
Speaker 1: I wanted to be famous because I had already like

1062
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 1: set like in like I was like, I'm gonna be

1063
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 1: Jennifer Aston. I just don't know how I'm going to

1064
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,359
Speaker 1: do it. But I had so much stage right. Yeah,

1065
00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:04,320
Speaker 1: that's I mean, I did that, Dad, Daddy, look my

1066
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: nip nips are are Oh god, I'm disgusting. So my

1067
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:11,359
Speaker 1: dad did call Mr. Z Oath because I was too

1068
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 1: nervous to audition in front of other kids. And there

1069
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: was audition for To Kill a Mockingbird, and I was

1070
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 1: I used to have to go, and you know, like

1071
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,800
Speaker 1: when we had class presentations that would shake so badly

1072
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: and UM not be able to function talking for the class,

1073
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 1: that I would have to like do it at recess

1074
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,240
Speaker 1: because I was so stage right. Was just obviously ironic

1075
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: given what I do now. But um, I wanted audition

1076
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 1: for the place so bad. But I went to the

1077
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 1: audition and then I realized you have to audition in

1078
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 1: front of everyone, Like you had to get up on

1079
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: stage in front of all the students auditioning. I just

1080
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 1: couldn't do it. So my dad called Mr. Z Oath

1081
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,840
Speaker 1: and was like, my daughter is too nervous, but she

1082
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 1: really wants to be in the play, and he gave

1083
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,720
Speaker 1: me the understudy role for the lead based on nothing

1084
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 1: but just because I was nervous, and then because I

1085
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: got the understudy role, I was at the play practices,

1086
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 1: got the experience of going up in front of and

1087
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 1: had a little bit of confidence, and then I got

1088
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 1: to perform on the Sunday UM show. Of the weekend

1089
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 1: of shows, the Sunday one was for the understudies. Um,

1090
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: because they all, all the leads got mysteriously poisoned by

1091
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 1: my dad's chocolate company. No uh, yeah, yeah we killed

1092
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,839
Speaker 1: we killed a couple of bocking birds. And wait, how

1093
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,839
Speaker 1: can you give an hon as critique the understudy show

1094
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: versus the overstudy show? Yeah? How much worse was it? Um?

1095
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 1: I made people cry because of my performance because they

1096
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: missed the lead so much. No, no, I did. I

1097
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 1: made Miss Dr Holly, our principal, cry, and he was

1098
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,320
Speaker 1: like it was like one of those moments where afterwards

1099
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 1: people were like, this is your calling. And I don't

1100
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 1: think it was that good because I was never really

1101
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 1: good at drama. But I think, um, that's a big

1102
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 1: catalyst in your life now looking back, my dad making

1103
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: a call behind the scenes. Not know now parents are

1104
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 1: all good and called it wasn't It wasn't. Mr Soult,

1105
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 1: Why would you hold these things and give my daughter this,

1106
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,800
Speaker 1: Why would you embarrass her? It was my daughter is

1107
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 1: really scared. Wouldn't you mind if she privately auditioned? He goes,

1108
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 1: she doesn't even do that, she can just be the understudy.

1109
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: And that like got me into it. So I do

1110
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: think my dad for that, even though I cried because

1111
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed, he did that on you know

1112
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 1: and m and yeah. So let me just recite one

1113
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: of my favorite lines in the play Calpernia. What's rape? Well,

1114
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 1: rape is cardinal knowledge of a female by force, That's

1115
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 1: all I remember. Yeah, that's what Dr Holly cried. Well,

1116
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 1: I just remember always knowing rape is cardinal knowledge of

1117
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 1: a female by force. Which cardinal knowledge? That's just another

1118
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 1: way of saying sex. Oh yeah, cardinal meaning like carnivorous.

1119
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, Oh cardinal, not cardinal. Do you think

1120
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: that rape is cardinal knowledge? Well, mocky birds in this

1121
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: story too. I thought it was a bunch of birds.

1122
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: That's that's a good point, all right, Top one, bottom one? Uh,

1123
00:57:56,360 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: Andrew Stark, worst teacher, My worst teacher. Mr Mugford, go

1124
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 1: fund yourself. I think I talked about him before he

1125
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,680
Speaker 1: drew the circle on the wall and made him did

1126
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 1: jew put his nose in it? And that jew was

1127
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: me in front of the whole class. He said he

1128
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: would say Jewish jokes all the time. But here's the thing,

1129
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: I secretly, I think like the attention to like there

1130
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 1: was it wasn't a clear cuting. And I think I

1131
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 1: was laughing too, Like I wasn't like a sad jew Like,

1132
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 1: it wasn't like PU put me. I was like, looking back, yeah, yeah,

1133
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: I mean it's just absurd and um yeah, so but

1134
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 1: yeah he had he had nice arms, but what was

1135
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: that the was he a dickt other than that? Because

1136
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: you felt special in that moment, Not that you should have,

1137
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,000
Speaker 1: but you did. Like did you hate him at the

1138
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: time or look back? No, I think I think at

1139
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 1: the time I wasn't as I think looking back more,

1140
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, that guy was really off

1141
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: like by doing these things. But at the time I

1142
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: think I kind of laughed at it to protect myself.

1143
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 1: Know what was your teacher? My worst teacher was a

1144
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: math teacher. Her name was Mrs Finkelstein, and that so

1145
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 1: like you have a children's book, Okay, she was just

1146
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 1: so mean. But like the thing that always distracted me

1147
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 1: in classes that when she would get angry, she would

1148
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 1: start like um, like like scolding the student or whatever,

1149
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 1: and then her voice would get really deep at the end.

1150
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 1: So it was like, you have to do the math

1151
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 1: version right now? Whoa, whoa? Look at this? Im this

1152
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 1: and who is this? Whoa? This was like six or

1153
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 1: seventh grade. What other voices get you do? Tell you

1154
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 1: that in Tony Braxton? Wait what, it's kind of the

1155
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 1: same voice. Wait, Tony really low? That's what I meant. Oh,

1156
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 1: I didn't know Tony Braxton was low. Yeah, she's saying

1157
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 1: break ma is that her? I love that song? Your

1158
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 1: cough when you walk The guy's coughing when he walked

1159
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 1: out the door. Wait what what call? I think I

1160
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:24,440
Speaker 1: heard you cough? Wait, look at I think he sneezed.

1161
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 1: I really always pictured that guy going and then she's like,

1162
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 1: wait is he leaving? Covid um. I wanted to work.

1163
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 1: My worst teacher was Madam hood Hood. Why would madam

1164
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 1: like I don't understand this French, so matt but we

1165
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 1: called her Mimi Hood because madam like the mrs in

1166
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: French is mm e because it's madam, And so we

1167
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: called Mimi Hood and she was so mean and so

1168
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 1: scary and you could never do and you were she

1169
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 1: was just hair refining, like really scary, really just judging specific. Yes,

1170
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: I I freshman year. I came into French too, not

1171
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 1: knowing like the of French, the law and law. I

1172
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 1: didn't know. I just didn't learn that seventh and eighth

1173
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 1: grade French, and she goes, you don't know law and law.

1174
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 1: I came in during my free period to go get

1175
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 1: tutored by her, and she was like you what. She

1176
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:29,160
Speaker 1: was so distuted, the disgust and the one time, the

1177
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: one time was so excited. I read a note recently

1178
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 1: that Kirsten sent me, because Kristen has all the notes

1179
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 1: saved from high school that I wrote her. So one

1180
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 1: of the notes said Mimi Hood. I I I'm so

1181
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: excited because Mimi Hood finally UM said something nice to me.

1182
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 1: She wrote on my test pop Mall, which is not bad.

1183
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 1: And I was elated. And I have to say I've

1184
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 1: said this before. I think, well, I don't think it's

1185
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 1: said on the podcast. She was so scared. I can't

1186
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 1: even say this part. It's just too it's it's too bad.

1187
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 1: We were so scared of her and didn't like her

1188
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 1: so much. Did she was pregnant and one day she

1189
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 1: pulled down the projection screen like she was pulling it down,

1190
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 1: and the whole thing fell and like on her head

1191
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 1: and like hit her, and she was like freaked out

1192
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 1: and it had to run out of the classroom and

1193
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: was like and she was probably like seven eight months

1194
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: pregnant at this point, and it might have hit her

1195
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 1: stomach and she was like, oh God, and she was

1196
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,080
Speaker 1: like so scared and she ran out and we were

1197
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 1: all like happy. And I really hate saying that her

1198
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 1: baby was fine. She was fine, but that's how much

1199
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 1: we hated her. I really hated her. And I'm sure

1200
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 1: she's somewhere and she was going through a really rough

1201
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 1: time and I hope she's in a better place. But yeah,

1202
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 1: top teacher, look that look deserved it. We used to

1203
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 1: call her to daughter petit diabla little devil. We didn't

1204
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 1: even learn that word from her, We just came up.

1205
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:00,400
Speaker 1: We looked it up in the dick an area, so

1206
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 1: we can just talk about her daughter to her face.

1207
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: When someone's like a dick in French, it's so much

1208
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 1: more dicky because they have such arrogant. It's such an

1209
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:17,320
Speaker 1: arrogant like language. It just sounds arrogant like someone, doesn't

1210
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 1: it when you speak a mean teacher, like what happened

1211
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 1: to you? Something terrible probably happened to her. I actually

1212
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 1: became a French teacher. Mimi Hood, if you're out there,

1213
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 1: I've actually looked at her up recently to be like,

1214
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:32,439
Speaker 1: where else did that bitch go? And God, she still

1215
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 1: feels me the fact that she might hear this. I'm

1216
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 1: fucking nerve. I'm sweating right now because I'm still so

1217
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 1: scared of that woman who it was a very tiny

1218
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:44,920
Speaker 1: woman that could not hurt me, as you know. But

1219
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 1: I really wish her the best out there. I want

1220
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,640
Speaker 1: to project kindness and love to her. And I'm going

1221
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 1: to forgive myself for feeling such disdain for her, not me,

1222
01:03:53,880 --> 01:04:03,919
Speaker 1: I hope another math No, no, I mean her daughter

1223
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 1: that was got hit by the map is probably call

1224
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:11,840
Speaker 1: it graduated hit by a globe. Someone who works at

1225
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,919
Speaker 1: my heart is going to cancel this podcast her daughter

1226
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 1: look all right, So my favorite teacher, Mr Gordon, if

1227
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 1: you're out there, thank you for being a cool guy.

1228
01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 1: It was the first time, like a t I know

1229
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,120
Speaker 1: why I'm like reading it like it was the first

1230
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 1: time a teacher like told me that I had, like

1231
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 1: he could see something in me that I couldn't see

1232
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 1: him myself. And it was the first time a teacher

1233
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 1: ever like been like, no, if you just apply yourself.

1234
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 1: And Andrew like, I really do think you're very smart

1235
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 1: coached basketball, and I think I listened he coached our basketball,

1236
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 1: so I think I was like, wow, you're so good.

1237
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:51,919
Speaker 1: Just so I could play more in basketball. I think

1238
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 1: that was my described him more like importance at the

1239
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:58,360
Speaker 1: time to him because I just wanted to play more

1240
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 1: on the team because I wasn't getting as much playing.

1241
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 1: Like when I talk about when you asked someone for

1242
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:04,440
Speaker 1: a favor that you could do yourself, you end up

1243
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:08,640
Speaker 1: liking them more because or no, if I asked you

1244
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:10,880
Speaker 1: to hand me a cup that I could grab and

1245
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 1: you do it, you don't want to be a little bit,

1246
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,800
Speaker 1: so you and your mind convince yourself you like me

1247
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:17,960
Speaker 1: more than you do, because that's why he didn't you

1248
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 1: like me, So you uh, you liking that teacher. Pretending

1249
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:23,920
Speaker 1: to like the teacher so that you would get a

1250
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 1: better spot on the basketball team actually made you like

1251
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 1: him more. That makes sense, and he really did. He

1252
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:33,320
Speaker 1: really did. Like he would whatever, like before a test,

1253
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 1: he would bring me in and like do one on

1254
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: ones and tell me how like cute I was, And

1255
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,640
Speaker 1: just the way that he taught me to suck is

1256
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:46,200
Speaker 1: Dick really gave me the confidence later on in life

1257
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:49,880
Speaker 1: to pursue comedy and to suck Dick on stage for

1258
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:53,800
Speaker 1: many years until I was a dogwalker and I met

1259
01:05:53,880 --> 01:06:00,720
Speaker 1: Nikki then. So so yeah, it all comes full circles.

1260
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:03,600
Speaker 1: Uh no, who was your favorite teacher? So? My favorite

1261
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:07,440
Speaker 1: teacher was my third grade teacher, Miss Kisak, And I

1262
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 1: liked her because would her voice get high at the end? Away?

1263
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 1: So I loved her because English wait, wait, no noise.

1264
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 1: We have to isolate the cute noise of Like that

1265
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 1: was the I'm bored of this conversation. I have to

1266
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:38,200
Speaker 1: go of noises. You I didn't play it back. It cute.

1267
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:42,280
Speaker 1: You gotta everyone heard it. It was so cute. It

1268
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: was just like, oh my god, I'm trying. No, don't

1269
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:50,360
Speaker 1: be embarrass It was really cute. It was just so

1270
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:54,240
Speaker 1: dismissive of Andrew's joke that it was. It was perfect.

1271
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:56,440
Speaker 1: It was we need to isolate that sound, so we

1272
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:59,360
Speaker 1: can put it in after just as a bomb of

1273
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:03,000
Speaker 1: a joke that was rich. I'll look for it in post.

1274
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,600
Speaker 1: Well what did miss Keysacks do? So? I really loved

1275
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:09,560
Speaker 1: her because in third grade I was starting public school

1276
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 1: and it was you know, um, English was my second language,

1277
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 1: and um she was she she she was very good

1278
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 1: about like encouraging me and making me feel small. So

1279
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 1: I feel like the first year in public school could

1280
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:31,560
Speaker 1: have been like make or break well if you just

1281
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:35,280
Speaker 1: got lucky. Yeah, and my first year learning English in

1282
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:37,600
Speaker 1: second grade, I don't even remember it because it was

1283
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:41,200
Speaker 1: so traumatic. So like she she flipped that um and

1284
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:44,040
Speaker 1: then you know just like made me more comfortable and confident.

1285
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:46,440
Speaker 1: Do you remember, Like why was she just like sweet

1286
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:49,280
Speaker 1: to you and like understanding? Was there something she said

1287
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 1: that made you feel like less, you know, bad? Like

1288
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:54,800
Speaker 1: was there anything that we could like shake from this

1289
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:57,440
Speaker 1: of how to talk to kids that are struggling? I

1290
01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:00,280
Speaker 1: think that just like um, trying to like to a

1291
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,960
Speaker 1: question in class, like you know, in front of all

1292
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:06,560
Speaker 1: the students and stuff, not not having English as my

1293
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,040
Speaker 1: first language. Just the way she ap pushed it was

1294
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:12,800
Speaker 1: very um like accepting, and she didn't like I never

1295
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,280
Speaker 1: felt like on the spot or anything like that. Oh,

1296
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:18,840
Speaker 1: I love her. I hope no maps fall on her.

1297
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:24,040
Speaker 1: But she never knows where you came from. I'm just like,

1298
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:25,760
Speaker 1: I don't even I'm just trying to connect it to

1299
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:33,280
Speaker 1: Um that sounded. Who was the first teacher? Yeah, that

1300
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:38,000
Speaker 1: was a Mr Mugford. Um. My favorite teacher, ironically enough,

1301
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:42,080
Speaker 1: was Madam Calfus, a different French teacher. Yes, French was

1302
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:45,920
Speaker 1: not a subject that I excelled at, but I kept

1303
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 1: with it because I just wanted to be around Madame Calfus,

1304
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,560
Speaker 1: who I would see sometimes, Um around you know, the

1305
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:55,719
Speaker 1: French department when I would had Mrs Hood, Madam Hood

1306
01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:59,160
Speaker 1: and um. And then I finally got in Madame cloud

1307
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,559
Speaker 1: Fuss class and I went I went on to ap French,

1308
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,240
Speaker 1: which I had no business being and I got a

1309
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:06,240
Speaker 1: two on the exam, which is terrible out of five. Um,

1310
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:10,920
Speaker 1: I wasn't good, but she just like understood that I

1311
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:14,640
Speaker 1: was a well. Years later, my sister now works in

1312
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:17,320
Speaker 1: the language department at Kirkwood High School with Madam Calfis.

1313
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 1: My sister is a Spanish teacher at Kirkwood, which is

1314
01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:25,400
Speaker 1: very much school Senior Senior Agreen and she works with

1315
01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:28,719
Speaker 1: Madame Calfis can attest to the fact that my instincts

1316
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:31,640
Speaker 1: are right. She's the most amazing woman, Madam coalfiss Is.

1317
01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:34,759
Speaker 1: She I wrote to her years after I had graduated,

1318
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:37,320
Speaker 1: telling her thank you because I was probably like took

1319
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:41,080
Speaker 1: some adder all or something there was. Louisa Lange, hilarious comedian,

1320
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:43,240
Speaker 1: had a post the other day of like it was

1321
01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:47,680
Speaker 1: her writing a Facebook message to like a teacher she

1322
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:50,439
Speaker 1: had in fourth grade, thanking him for being such a

1323
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 1: good teacher. And she was like like she was like

1324
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:55,040
Speaker 1: when I'm an adder all and she's like, dear Mr.

1325
01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:58,800
Speaker 1: Like it is whenever I would pop like a pill

1326
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,400
Speaker 1: to study a out in college, I would always end

1327
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:05,479
Speaker 1: up having so much gratitude. But anyway, so I wrote

1328
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:08,960
Speaker 1: to her, and she said, I'll never forget you. Um whenever,

1329
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 1: whenever September eleven rolls around, I always think of you

1330
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:15,080
Speaker 1: because you were in my second hour class and it

1331
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:17,800
Speaker 1: happened during our first hour class in which in first

1332
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:20,720
Speaker 1: hour class another teacher who was okay to me but

1333
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:24,000
Speaker 1: not great. I'll never forget where I go he Dr

1334
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:26,360
Speaker 1: Holly made the announcement World Trade Center been hit and

1335
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:28,040
Speaker 1: I go what's the World Trade Center? She goes, you

1336
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:30,720
Speaker 1: don't know what the world and I was just like, no,

1337
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:33,599
Speaker 1: what she was api English? I just did not understand

1338
01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:38,000
Speaker 1: what the World Trade Center was? Did not by like

1339
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:41,720
Speaker 1: a terrorist attack that I didn't understand the gravity of

1340
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:44,400
Speaker 1: because I didn't know what the World Trade Center was.

1341
01:10:44,439 --> 01:10:46,920
Speaker 1: Then I went over to Miss Calfis, Madam Calfez's class,

1342
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:50,800
Speaker 1: and she said, I'll never forget how upset you were

1343
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,920
Speaker 1: about it and how um you were such a sensitive

1344
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:57,679
Speaker 1: You were so sensitive, you were so emotional and so sensitive.

1345
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,000
Speaker 1: And it was the first time I've ever heard that

1346
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:03,599
Speaker 1: about myself, and I think that that was just something

1347
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:09,560
Speaker 1: I needed, like I just needed it was nice. I

1348
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:14,200
Speaker 1: understand why I liked her because she acknowledged how sensitive

1349
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:15,960
Speaker 1: I was, and no one else in my life, ever,

1350
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,479
Speaker 1: none of my family didn't acknowledge, like I'm just more

1351
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:23,800
Speaker 1: sensitive than any person I know, and you know, much

1352
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:27,200
Speaker 1: like comedians, I can't. I don't take any criticism well

1353
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,200
Speaker 1: about myself, but I can dole it out like I

1354
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:31,519
Speaker 1: was just an extremely sensitive girl, and it just made

1355
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:34,320
Speaker 1: me feel so seen later on in life to be

1356
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:38,000
Speaker 1: like this woman that that's why I loved her. So much.

1357
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:40,920
Speaker 1: There's a picture of me in my yearbook writing on

1358
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:43,760
Speaker 1: her dryer race board during my free period. I just

1359
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:45,519
Speaker 1: go hang out in her room and I was writing

1360
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:50,559
Speaker 1: j Apostrophe Heart, which is Jador and French Madam Calfis.

1361
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:53,200
Speaker 1: I was like gay for her. I was literally and

1362
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,679
Speaker 1: she looks like Christy Turlington. She was probably in her thirties.

1363
01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:59,680
Speaker 1: She's not like hot, she's just like the most I

1364
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:03,479
Speaker 1: mean is beautiful, but she's just like the most lovely woman.

1365
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:07,360
Speaker 1: Like I just wanted her as my mother. No offense

1366
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,120
Speaker 1: to my mom, because I lucked out, and obviously I

1367
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,600
Speaker 1: got the best mom ever, but I wanted that like

1368
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:16,760
Speaker 1: gentle person that would just go oh, pover. She'd go

1369
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:21,040
Speaker 1: pover Kiki Tweet because my French fake name was Kiki Tweet,

1370
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:22,760
Speaker 1: which I just thought because we all get to make

1371
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:25,719
Speaker 1: French names, and she'd say poor Nikki. She would always

1372
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:28,280
Speaker 1: like hug me and say oh. She just understood that.

1373
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:31,760
Speaker 1: I was like very emotional, and then I she went

1374
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:34,920
Speaker 1: away because she had complications during her pregnancy. She had

1375
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,920
Speaker 1: to be bedridden for our whole almost our whole senior year,

1376
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:41,320
Speaker 1: so as an EP friends with a different teacher and

1377
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:47,240
Speaker 1: then so then so then she's a globe one of

1378
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:54,080
Speaker 1: the classrooms. So final thought, when I when there is

1379
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:58,040
Speaker 1: something to this like when and I don't it has

1380
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:00,519
Speaker 1: to be genuine. But when you see something in someone

1381
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 1: and they don't see it in themselves, or you feel

1382
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:06,519
Speaker 1: like say it to them because there seems because we

1383
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 1: were very similar in this way because I think I'm

1384
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:16,000
Speaker 1: very sensitive and my parents like never commented on something

1385
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:19,400
Speaker 1: like that might be like underlying with me, and I

1386
01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:21,200
Speaker 1: think it was probably the same way. So when these

1387
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:25,200
Speaker 1: teachers were like, actually you are very intelligent, Actually you

1388
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:30,360
Speaker 1: are this acknowledge your pain, you are well. That goes

1389
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,160
Speaker 1: back to the first thing about getting hit with a car,

1390
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:35,040
Speaker 1: because no one really realizes your pain because you're doing

1391
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:37,600
Speaker 1: so well in your career. Everything looks great on and

1392
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:40,120
Speaker 1: when you do cry, it's like you don't. I was

1393
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:44,080
Speaker 1: very very impacted by September eleven. I always like people

1394
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:48,080
Speaker 1: always go like, you know what what led to your

1395
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:50,880
Speaker 1: eating disorder and all of your depression? And it was

1396
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:54,160
Speaker 1: literally September eleven was like I can my life was

1397
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:57,040
Speaker 1: pre night eleven? And why though, why did hate you?

1398
01:13:57,360 --> 01:14:01,360
Speaker 1: And do you think because fatalities and just like the devastation,

1399
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,639
Speaker 1: and just like it was because it was September eleven,

1400
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:08,600
Speaker 1: it's how do you ask why? Because it didn't hit me,

1401
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:12,040
Speaker 1: and I'm I don't understand why, but yeah, I was

1402
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:15,360
Speaker 1: gonna say probably from like all the suffering that you saw.

1403
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:21,639
Speaker 1: It was just it was so sad, and I wasn't

1404
01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:23,479
Speaker 1: allowed to feel it because I didn't live in New York.

1405
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:26,479
Speaker 1: It was removed, and so when I was really upset

1406
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:28,599
Speaker 1: about it, it was like, what are you crying about?

1407
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:31,679
Speaker 1: You You're not even there. So that's how it was meant.

1408
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:35,240
Speaker 1: And then a month later, my person who I never

1409
01:14:35,439 --> 01:14:37,160
Speaker 1: was friends with, in front of my family, who I

1410
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,560
Speaker 1: only knew through school and outside of school where my

1411
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:41,880
Speaker 1: parents weren't around, killed himself. And then I was crying

1412
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:43,760
Speaker 1: about that, and they go, we you didn't even know

1413
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:45,479
Speaker 1: this kid, Why are you crying? So it's just a

1414
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:48,800
Speaker 1: constant like why. And even now I I talked about

1415
01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:50,920
Speaker 1: you know what led to me having all those problems?

1416
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:52,519
Speaker 1: And I go, it was September eleven. Then people go,

1417
01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:55,200
Speaker 1: were you there? And I'm like, no, I was in St. Louis,

1418
01:14:55,479 --> 01:14:57,320
Speaker 1: in the safety of my school, but I was just

1419
01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:01,439
Speaker 1: so it was so fucked up that I couldn't. That

1420
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:03,840
Speaker 1: was it was everything was before and after that. That's

1421
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:07,200
Speaker 1: why everything in my life when like anything around that time,

1422
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,519
Speaker 1: I go, oh, I saw notting Hill before nine eleven,

1423
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:12,720
Speaker 1: Like my life is split in half. I was just

1424
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:15,320
Speaker 1: a different person. Yeah, I'm not quite I'm not like Judge.

1425
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:17,439
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just wondering, like, and I'm just so

1426
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:20,240
Speaker 1: grateful that someone was able to witness it and go

1427
01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:22,360
Speaker 1: I always think of you w septever lovel because you

1428
01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:24,519
Speaker 1: were the most moved by it in our second hour

1429
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:27,640
Speaker 1: class when we were watching the towers fall, like I

1430
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,439
Speaker 1: was the one in class that she stood out to

1431
01:15:29,479 --> 01:15:31,879
Speaker 1: her as like, and I don't remember. I wasn't sobbing.

1432
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:35,880
Speaker 1: I was just it's just so nice when someone like

1433
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:37,479
Speaker 1: you said, when someone can see something in you that

1434
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:40,120
Speaker 1: you that you didn't think anyone saw, it goes you

1435
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:42,439
Speaker 1: know what, I acknowledge that you processed this in a

1436
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:45,160
Speaker 1: different way than I saw anyone else process it. You

1437
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:48,320
Speaker 1: are okay to feel that way. You weren't wrong. It

1438
01:15:48,479 --> 01:15:50,880
Speaker 1: was like it was a real thing. You weren't trying

1439
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:53,679
Speaker 1: to get attention, because I didn't get any fucking attention.

1440
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:55,840
Speaker 1: That's what led me to give an eating disorders, so

1441
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:59,720
Speaker 1: someone could go, hey, are you okay? You're disappearing and

1442
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:02,320
Speaker 1: then finally could be like yeah. Then at that point

1443
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:04,880
Speaker 1: you go, no, I'm fine, don't look, don't I don't

1444
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:07,519
Speaker 1: want any attention, and then you can't stop not eating,

1445
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:10,679
Speaker 1: and then everyone and then actually no one gets involved

1446
01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:13,400
Speaker 1: until the state gets involved in they pride you from

1447
01:16:13,439 --> 01:16:15,360
Speaker 1: your mom's hands that are trying to keep you so

1448
01:16:15,479 --> 01:16:19,559
Speaker 1: that you can die in her custody. Um, not eating, Hell,

1449
01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:31,080
Speaker 1: I have no resentments? Um uh yeah, man, I I look,

1450
01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:35,519
Speaker 1: I'm I Sometimes I get jealous at people that can

1451
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:39,240
Speaker 1: when something's outside of them, like, you know, it's weird,

1452
01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:41,880
Speaker 1: Like the world is fucked up. There's so many fuck

1453
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,599
Speaker 1: up things in this world. And if you start taking

1454
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:46,200
Speaker 1: in one I think, I guess maybe a lot of

1455
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:49,240
Speaker 1: people's fears, Like if you really take it let in,

1456
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:52,200
Speaker 1: then you realize there are millions of children starving to

1457
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:56,160
Speaker 1: death and Yemen right now, Like if you actually pure

1458
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:59,720
Speaker 1: starving children, how are you going to get through your day?

1459
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:03,360
Speaker 1: And answer is you don't. So you have that. When

1460
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:07,040
Speaker 1: when I quit Zoloft, and like the emotions flooded in

1461
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:09,760
Speaker 1: and I would started doing therapy and the suffering of

1462
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:12,439
Speaker 1: animals entered into my mind and I really saw what

1463
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:15,600
Speaker 1: was going on. I was so depressed I could not

1464
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:19,000
Speaker 1: handle it. I had to get on something to shut

1465
01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:22,680
Speaker 1: those feelings off because people who were and paths. I

1466
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:25,519
Speaker 1: hate when people describe themselves that way. But you know,

1467
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:28,320
Speaker 1: our friend Bill the other day was like he feels

1468
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:30,639
Speaker 1: people's emotions like he was like, I don't know what happens,

1469
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:33,200
Speaker 1: but I will always start crying before someone starts crying.

1470
01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:35,479
Speaker 1: It's almost like he knows it's coming and like can

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Speaker 1: feel it. And I go, how do you live like that?

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Speaker 1: Always feeling everyone's pain? He goes, but it's not just pain,

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Speaker 1: like I feel people's happiness, so like I'm not always sad,

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Speaker 1: I'm also feel happy. Noess sometimes because I feel it

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Speaker 1: was just very interesting and I think, yes, or I go,

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Speaker 1: is it that you're predicting someone's crying or is that

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Speaker 1: your crying makes them cry like you're able to because

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Speaker 1: I went to a therapist who is supposed to mirror

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Speaker 1: the feelings I'm supposed to have, so she would start

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Speaker 1: crying before me. Because Dr Drew told me that I

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Speaker 1: don't feel my feelings and so I have to have

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Speaker 1: someone show me that it's okay. And that's why when

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Speaker 1: I want to cry, I text my friends is it

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Speaker 1: okay to cry about this? In the second they go yes,

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Speaker 1: I would cry about that a fucking storm comes out

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Speaker 1: of my face, but not until then. It's also the

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Speaker 1: reason why I can't. I told this to my psychiatrist

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Speaker 1: the other day. I go, I can't cry until someone

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Speaker 1: gives me permition, and I can't come until someone gives

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Speaker 1: me a fermition. He was like huh, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: please follow up. So I don't think you're turned on

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Speaker 1: right now. Like whatever you talk about sex of the

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Speaker 1: male therapist, I always get worried they're gonna get turned on,

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Speaker 1: so I always go. But I hadn't shaved my bush

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Speaker 1: yet and I started on it. I always feel like

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Speaker 1: describing his makeup line. It has to be like manly

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Speaker 1: or like something else to make you feel better. Alright,

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Speaker 1: but we really got into it today. We have so

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Speaker 1: much more to talk about over the week. I hope

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Speaker 1: you'll be there with us, besties. Thank you so much,

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Speaker 1: um for listening. I hope you had a good weekend.

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Speaker 1: Keep leaving voice almost for the show. We're gonna get

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Speaker 1: into your listener mail on Thursday, as we always do.

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Speaker 1: Tomorrow we will do a Reddit dump and uh, and

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Speaker 1: we'll get into Andrew's weekend, which I haven't heard about

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Speaker 1: at all. He was going all weekend and I want

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Speaker 1: to hear about him hiking and doing all these things

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01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:18,680
Speaker 1: that are of no interest to me. But I want

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01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:22,960
Speaker 1: to hear how you experience and review review did you

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Speaker 1: say that? And review the pot? Oh yeah, R? And

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01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:27,960
Speaker 1: review the pot on Apple. It really means a lot

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Speaker 1: to us. And just thank you for listening how and

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Speaker 1: thank you for even if you didn't enjoy the show today,

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Speaker 1: I still appreciate listening to. I mean, I revealed a lot.

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Speaker 1: I was a little chatty, and I'm a little annoyed

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Speaker 1: with my own voice, but that's because I can finally

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Speaker 1: hear myself in my headphones, and before I wasn't hearing it,

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Speaker 1: and now I'm like kid, m kid,