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Speaker 2: Behold the falcon sex hat, a species saving hump helmet.

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Speaker 1: into a little bird humping on a very lovely episode

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Speaker 3: Would youillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas, the most

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Speaker 1: It's educational, it it heals old wounds, and.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna learn a lot about stuff that is useful

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Speaker 2: in real life.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, that over there is one of the great comics

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Speaker 2: Sitting across from me is banana Boy number two that

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Speaker 2: he named himself the delightful and fantastic screenwriter Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 1: Hey, buddy, this is We're doing a morning recording, which

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Speaker 1: And any announcements before we bring on our guests. Who's

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Speaker 2: Portland Portland, Portland April nineteenth, Portland, Portland, Portland. Why buy

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Speaker 2: Get it together, all right, folks. I'm so excited about

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Speaker 2: our guests, me too. Today. Our guest today is a

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Speaker 2: right now called Pretty Gay. Please welcome Catherine mc cafferty by.

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Speaker 4: Hi, Thank you so much for having me. I am

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Speaker 1: Nope, we build each other up. This whole podcast is

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Speaker 1: We're so flattered that you listen to bananas.

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Speaker 2: Thank you Catherine again. This was on earth Touch News.

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Speaker 2: Behold the falcon sex hat, a species saving hump helmet.

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Speaker 2: Sarah Keird is killing it. It is with great pleasure

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Speaker 1: God, that's good.

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Speaker 2: The original headgear, invented by Falcon or Lesboyd in the

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Speaker 2: It's being Lessie and Boyd serves as a sperm collection

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Speaker 2: America's flying darlings, the peregrine falcon. Yes, we brought a

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Speaker 2: Inseminate a Falcon. There is a still from it where

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Speaker 4: It can do so much.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to give you the honor.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like that would be the most insane merch

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Speaker 1: A pretty gay Catherin wears a falcon fuck helmet when

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Speaker 2: I love just a game show in there. I love it.

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Speaker 1: I had par keets twice, or budgies as some people

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Speaker 1: Give me one, Scottie, I would love to. Yeah, I'll

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Speaker 1: This is of course it is. We're secretly on a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like a little like it's larger than a football,

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Speaker 1: two year old Sydney Moore said, the roof of their

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Speaker 1: mobile home ripped off. I mean secure horror movie, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: twisters coming out in the theater soon with the guy

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Speaker 1: with the face. The tip of the tornado came down

442
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Speaker 1: and picked up the bassinette with my baby. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: this part is confusing. I had to read it like

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Speaker 1: ten times. The baby's name is Lord, Okay, Lord, Lord.

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Speaker 4: Lord, and that's why it was saved Bingo.

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Speaker 1: But that is thank you Bingo.

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Speaker 2: It's a bold name.

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Speaker 1: I read this so many times and I'm like, what

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Speaker 1: is that. So the tip of the tornado came down

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Speaker 1: and picked up the basinet with my baby Lord in it.

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Speaker 2: And the one year old's name is Supreme Commander. This

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Speaker 2: is Lord, this is Supreme Commander.

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Speaker 1: Kurt, You're not too far off. Miss Moore grabbed her

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Speaker 1: one year old son, Princeton, Princeton and Lord, so one's

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Speaker 1: going Ivy League and one's going straight to those pearly gates.

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Speaker 1: But not yet, as he was the first thing to

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Speaker 1: go up, she said about the basinet, so like it

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Speaker 1: rips the roof off in the first thing to fly

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Speaker 1: out of their mobile home was their four month old

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Speaker 1: Lord in a bascinette.

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Speaker 2: Terrifying, dude, it is so crazy.

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Speaker 1: Her boyfriend and the boy's father Lunch should protect Lord

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Speaker 1: in the basinet, but ended up getting picked up by

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Speaker 1: the tornado. Two.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. And he was okay too.

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Speaker 1: He was just minor cuts and bruises. He was holding

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Speaker 1: onto the basinet the whole time. And they went into circle,

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Speaker 1: she said, and then they got thrown, miss Moore said.

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Speaker 1: As it was happening, miss Moore grabbed her one year

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Speaker 1: old son, Princeton. Something told me just to jump and

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Speaker 1: run and uh, to run and jump on top of

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Speaker 1: my son, miss Moore said. Literally, the moment I jumped

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Speaker 1: on him, the walls collapsed around us. I was being crushed.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't breathe. I mean, power mom too, dagh God. Wow.

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Speaker 1: After the tornado passed, miss Moore was able to escape

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Speaker 1: the crush of the rubble with Princeton. She and her

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Speaker 1: boyfriend immediately started searching for Lord. After looking for their

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Speaker 1: baby in the pouring rain, they found the child alive

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Speaker 1: in what miss Moore says, it looked like a little

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Speaker 1: tree cradle. So the baby landed in a tree branches

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Speaker 1: that were just holding it. I thought he was dead,

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Speaker 1: miss Moore said. I was pretty sure he was dead

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Speaker 1: and we weren't going to find him. But there he is,

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Speaker 1: and that's by the grace of God.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: You know, if you're not religious, hu that one. It

487
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 1: makes you wonder well. I guess it makes you wonder

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Speaker 1: why the tornado hit the house in.

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Speaker 4: The first No, no, no, no, no, Now you're asking

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00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 4: too many questions. Mean, that's not how that works.

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Speaker 1: But maybe it was just like proving a point, like

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Speaker 1: I can do this to you at any point, what

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Speaker 1: awesome as.

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Speaker 4: God does proves points.

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Speaker 2: It's not that it's just random on both ends.

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Speaker 1: It's not that great neuron in the sky has a

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Speaker 1: plan for all of us. The children and miss Moore

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Speaker 1: escaped with only again minor cuts and bruises, but the

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Speaker 1: boyfriend suffered a broken arm and shoulder. Caitlin Moore, So

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Speaker 1: I was wrong, Court, he had a broken arm and shoulder, Okay,

501
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: which makes more sense when you're spinning around the room

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Speaker 1: holding onto a basinet and a trailer point.

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Speaker 2: I mean like, awesome move on his part as well.

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Speaker 1: Power dad. Yeah, these are two powerful people, according to

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00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: their go fund me, which I'll look up. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if it still exists. This is about two months old.

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Speaker 1: Lord looked like he was placed gently in a tree,

508
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 1: as if an angel guided him to safe safety in

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Speaker 1: that spot. I will die for my kids, That's not

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00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: even a question. And my boyfriend would do the same

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Speaker 1: thing miss more set. Yes, pretty wild. That is amazing, well,

512
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Speaker 1: good ending. I think about earthquakes a lot.

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Speaker 2: For some reason. I'm always thinking what if an earthquake

514
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 2: hit right now? And I'm always like, I can't. I can,

515
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,679
Speaker 2: in my mind figure out if it's better for me

516
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 2: to like do all fours over my kids, Yeah, because

517
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 2: I worry then if something comes down on my back

518
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 2: that then I'll like crush them or like to like

519
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 2: get them on my side. So if something comes down

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00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 2: it could kill me, but then maybe I would make

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Speaker 2: like a wall for their body, do you know what

522
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 2: I mean? So those are the things I think about.

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Speaker 4: I think it's the second one though, right, I'm constantly

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Speaker 4: about that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't have children, but have you.

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Speaker 1: Yes, birds everything, You're very sensitive adult. Did you feel

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Speaker 1: any of the most recent earthquakes? There was a four

529
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Speaker 1: point seven last week?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was, uh, well, I was in the kitchen

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Speaker 4: of a house that I work in and there was

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Speaker 4: a cat in the kitchen and I was just like

533
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Speaker 4: doing whatever, and then the cat looked at me weird,

534
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Speaker 4: and I was like, maybe there was an earthquake, but

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Speaker 4: I didn't feel it. The cat like, yeah, me and

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00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 4: the catch just had a moment and then somebody texted

537
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 4: me and I was like, I didn't feel I was

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Speaker 4: standing and I didn't feel it.

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00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, did you feel it, Scotty?

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Speaker 1: I didn't. But I felt a bunch of them before.

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Speaker 1: And the weirdest thing, or I don't know what the

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Speaker 1: word is, the dumbest thing about earthquakes is a lot

543
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Speaker 1: of times they only last about three seconds or so,

544
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Speaker 1: and it usually takes you three seconds to figure out

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Speaker 1: what's going on. So usually by the time you figure

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Speaker 1: on earthquakes happening, it's over. So like your prep Like

547
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Speaker 1: I have so many fantasies in my head of what

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Speaker 1: to do. The one that hit on July fifth a

549
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: few years ago was pretty good. In my cabin, was

550
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: like really rocking back and forth, and I remember I

551
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Speaker 1: like got down and I crawled under like a breakfast counter.

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00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: And but I then I realized I'd plugged my phone

553
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Speaker 1: in before I did that, Like I had taken the

554
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Speaker 1: time to plug my phone in before I ran for shelter.

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Speaker 2: That's really funny.

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Speaker 1: So I guess, yeah, yeah, I might get some hot DMS.

557
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: I better no, But it was They're pretty wild. But

558
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Speaker 1: every other one I go was that an earthquake and

559
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: then it's already over? Oh man, Yeah, this one I

560
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: did not. I was.

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Speaker 2: I was in a precarious situation. Actually I was. We

562
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Speaker 2: had hiked down. We were like, I was trying to

563
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Speaker 2: get to a new campsite. Shut up, Scott.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was like a picture of you, like on

565
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Speaker 1: a unicycle with a wheelbarrow full of light bulbs and

566
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: kazoo And I'm like, yeah, I could be bad, and

567
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: that could be bad, but hiking is bad. That's also bad.

568
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Speaker 2: We were because we were hiking down. We're trying to

569
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Speaker 2: get to this new campsite to see if it was

570
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 2: like a good place for us to backpack too. It

571
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Speaker 2: was me and Derek Brown and and it was like

572
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 2: so many river crossings and the river was were really

573
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 2: high because it was like two days after that like

574
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Speaker 2: thousand two thousand year storms or whatever. Yeah, and so

575
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Speaker 2: we are kept going back and forth across this river

576
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Speaker 2: and it was like very exhausting. So it's like three

577
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Speaker 2: three and a half miles of going back and forth

578
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 2: across the river like thirty six times. So then we

579
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Speaker 2: find ourselves in a like canyon with a raging river

580
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 2: in between us and eighty foot tall, just sheer granite

581
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Speaker 2: cliffs on either side, and like that's where we were

582
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: when the when it hit, but we didn't feel it.

583
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Speaker 1: Were you with a great outdoor explorer or were you

584
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Speaker 1: with a poet? I was with a poet.

585
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Speaker 2: But he's a former paratrooper and a poet. Okay, good,

586
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 2: Yeah he was a paratrooper, but he is he's a

587
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 2: good poet, very fantastic poet and funny comedian.

588
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Speaker 1: Catherine, any near death experiences in your life? Have you

589
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: ever seen your life flash before your eyes?

590
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Speaker 4: I started to shake my head, But that's I've absolutely

591
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 4: had that happen. On my birthday, like last year, maybe

592
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 4: two years ago, I don't remember. But I was coming

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Speaker 4: back from a comedy festival and I was driving into

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Speaker 4: Denver to fly out of Denver, uh from Vale, and

595
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 4: it started to snow, just like a little bit, and

596
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 4: I was like, this is fine whatever, and and then

597
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 4: and I'm not a good driver by anyone's standards, yeah,

598
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 4: and I know that about myself. And then we're like

599
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 4: on the top of a mountain and I just see

600
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 4: like like semis are stopped, cars are just like sideways,

601
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Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, this is bad probably, and then.

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Speaker 2: You know, and you're coming down from Vale back to Denver.

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00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, from Vail to Denver, there's there are parts of

604
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Speaker 4: the mountain that have railings and then other ones where

605
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 4: they went this one doesn't need it. And I was

606
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 4: at a part where the people were like, no, they'll

607
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 4: be fine, and I was not fine. I couldn't get

608
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Speaker 4: a grip, and so like my car like spun out,

609
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 4: and then I was near the edge and I was,

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00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 4: you know, hyperventilating, and then I called. I called my

611
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 4: stepdad because I didn't want to worry my mom. I

612
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 4: called and I was like, okay, so and then I

613
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 4: just immediately lost all my shit and started crying. And he,

614
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 4: not really understanding how to help, just woke my mom

615
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 4: up and good, which was correct, honestly, And my mom

616
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Speaker 4: to this day was like, you're very good in a

617
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 4: crisis because you listen to whatever the other person is

618
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 4: telling you to do, versus like trying to logically get

619
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Speaker 4: out of it in any way. I was just like,

620
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 4: I'll do whatever you say I should do.

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Speaker 2: And we were whip the car upside down, use it

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00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 2: as a slip slide down the side of the back.

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Speaker 4: I was like whatever you say I'm doing and uh yeah,

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00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 4: and that that situation. We were on the phone kind

625
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 4: of with her and she was trying not to lose

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00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 4: her shit, and I could tell she had like the

627
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,760
Speaker 4: mom calm voice of being like, Okay, so I'm gonna

628
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 4: need you because she's trying not to cry. And we

629
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Speaker 4: were in that situation for just over an hour and.

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Speaker 2: Then people, so you were still driving down, You're still driving, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Trying to like trying to get traction and then not

632
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 4: getting traction. And then the goal was just to get

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Speaker 4: me from the farthest lane to like closer to the

634
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 4: mountain versus the edge of the mountain. Yeah, but also

635
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 4: not to hit another car because we're all we're all

636
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,959
Speaker 4: in the same situation. Like no one had Most people

637
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 4: didn't have traction. Some people were like getting out of

638
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 4: their car and putting like chains on there, and I'm like,

639
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 4: I don't even understand what that is.

640
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: I don't Yeah, my car doesn't have chains on the tire.

641
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 4: I rented this car, so I was like, I don't

642
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 4: even know what kind of car I'm in.

643
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:24,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a red car. It's got at least three tires. Uh.

644
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: I had the same exact thing happened on the same

645
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 1: exact stretch of seventy from Vale to Denver, and it

646
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Speaker 1: was the scared. It was the most scared I've ever

647
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: been as an adult. Yeah, same exact thing. Got caught

648
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: in like a flash blizzard, had no chains and was

649
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 1: in a rental car and was like, I could see

650
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: the edge and when you're going the way we're talking about,

651
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: which I guess is east, you're if you're on the

652
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: outside lane, the slow lane, you're on the side of

653
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Speaker 1: the mountain.

654
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, and trucks are.

655
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: So I got behind a pic tractor trailer that was

656
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Speaker 1: going very slow, and I put blinkers on and rode

657
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Speaker 1: five feet behind that guy and just rode in his

658
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 1: where he was making like traction marks. So it was

659
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: so scary. I was like flop sweat, radio off, like

660
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: just holding the wheeling like this could be it, dummy,

661
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 1: this could be it.

662
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 4: This might be I might die. And it was my birthday.

663
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,919
Speaker 4: I was like, I might die on my birthday. And

664
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 4: my mom had she was supposed to fly into I

665
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:22,240
Speaker 4: was flying out of Denver into LA to move out

666
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 4: of the apartment that I had shared with my ex fiance.

667
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 2: Oh no, great, Oh my god, that was what happened

668
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 2: right before that.

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Speaker 4: That's what was happening right after that. If I survived,

670
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 4: which I did, so, then I did get to you know,

671
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 4: my tree, my little tree.

672
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: You start your reward.

673
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 2: I survived. Now I have the torture of existence.

674
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: That's right.

675
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 2: Like sliding in a car, I think is one. It's

676
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:57,399
Speaker 2: the scariest because it happened so slowly. Yes, where you're going,

677
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 2: Oh no no, no, no, no no, and there's no

678
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 2: thing you can do, and it feels so powerless. Oh,

679
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 2: it's the worst feeling. All right, I'll tease this hereouts

680
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 2: some shout outs. What do we get?

681
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: So many Jesus, what do we got?

682
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what? This is just an easy, fun one.

683
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 1: Why make it hard? It's Fountain's Day.

684
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, chat GPT candy hearts. That's all I'm telling you.

685
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: I have so many shout outs, but I'm going to

686
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:31,720
Speaker 1: do four. Carrie Anne wants to shout out her straight

687
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 1: a eleven year old Bananamal. Eleven year old listens to

688
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: bananas Ana g. This has been so.

689
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 2: Bad about all the drug stories. Now no educational educational hasianal.

690
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 1: It's good to hear both sides of the argument. This

691
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: has been a big year for Anna. She started sixth

692
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: grade and started listening to bananas and is crushing both.

693
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 1: Four point zero on her report card right on Pen's

694
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 1: got her Banana's merch for Christmas? Oh hell yeah, Anna,

695
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: So Anna, thanks for being the coolest sixth grader in

696
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: San Francisco.

697
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 2: Guess what I'm gonna take away? Lesboyd's Banana the Week.

698
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 2: Screw that guy, I'm gonna give it to Anna. Anna's

699
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 2: Banana the Week.

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00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: Anna Banana, Anda Banana g and uh yeah carry Anne DMS.

701
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: We'll send you some stuff. Hell ya. Jeremy Snook sent

702
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: this one so long ago. Jeremy I apologize. Jeremy wants

703
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 1: to shout himself out for finally making his first album

704
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,760
Speaker 1: of his own original songs and music's music. He released

705
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: the album for free online and he did it all

706
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: by himself. You play cheap microphones. He recorded in his place,

707
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: and he feels such a sense of pride and accomplishment.

708
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,439
Speaker 1: So if you want to support Jeremy and check out

709
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: his music, yes, you can go to his instagram which

710
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: is Jeremy Snook Songwriter on Instagram and it's SnO okay,

711
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,720
Speaker 1: songwriter and give it a listen. Way to go listen.

712
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:56,399
Speaker 1: You achieved your goal.

713
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 2: Congratulations, go listen everybody. It was recorded on cheap microphones.

714
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: Yes, like this podcast.

715
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,240
Speaker 2: Guess all great things are on cheap microphones. Actually, Catherine

716
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 2: has a very nice microphone. You do. Oh yeah, have

717
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 2: you ever read?

718
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 4: Somebody got it for me?

719
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 2: So I can't really yeah, real treat, I know.

720
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:24,720
Speaker 1: Anna Vocado. Anna Vocado wants to shout out her father,

721
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: Mario mas Is Mario Vocado. He wants, Oh, he really

722
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: loves reading the news and sending the whole family daily articles.

723
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 1: And Anna's been trying to get Mario handsome, intelligent, vigorous

724
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 1: Mario my words, not his daughters to listen to bananas,

725
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,840
Speaker 1: and She's hoping this shout out will finally do it. Mario,

726
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: we do dumb news, bud, Send it to your friends,

727
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: send it to us, and last, but not least, oh,

728
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: this is a nice one. Katherine with a kay wants

729
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: to shout out her friend Brian, who is one of

730
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:03,280
Speaker 1: the and kindest humans. He's talked openly about his struggles

731
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: with alcoholism and has now landed his dream job. Catherine

732
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: is so proud of him. And says in college, Brian

733
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: would always say goodbye by saying, have an auspicious day,

734
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:18,399
Speaker 1: and now he's living an auspicious life. So keep having

735
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Speaker 1: an auspicious life, Brian, and stay sober.

736
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Speaker 2: Yeah, by sixty nine it if you have to dry

737
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Speaker 2: sixty nine folks. That's thank you so much, Scotty. And

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Speaker 2: of course we are here with the fantastic and fantabulous

739
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 2: and wonderful true Catherine McCafferty. You can watch her new

740
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 2: digital series Pretty Gay right now on Patreon.

741
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:40,399
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.

742
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: How's your stand up going? You feel good about it

743
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: these days?

744
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 2: Oh?

745
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:50,240
Speaker 4: What a question. I'm actually I'm I'm going to Edinburgh

746
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 4: this summer for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and so.

747
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 2: Grut Yeah, so I'm before right.

748
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,879
Speaker 4: I've I went last year and did like the Free

749
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 4: Fringe for just seven days because you can do kind

750
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 4: of like a truncated run, and I would recommend if

751
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 4: you are taking a show to Edinburgh go do the

752
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 4: Free Fringe first. It was a great experience and also

753
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 4: you just get exposed to kind of what the festival is. Yeah,

754
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 4: but I'm going to go for the full month this

755
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 4: summer with one woman show and it kind of incorporates

756
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 4: just all my stand ups from the past, like eight years.

757
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 2: So that's exciting a lot of.

758
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 4: Writing, a lot of I'm excited to like to do it.

759
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 4: I've been working on it for so long that now

760
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 4: I hate it.

761
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

762
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's about that now. It's about finding now,

763
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 2: it's about finding the life in it again. Yes, you

764
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 2: know exactly, new audiences.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

766
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Speaker 2: Yeah. And also like the fact that you'll be doing

767
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 2: it so much. You can start improvising in between the

768
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 2: little cracks and it'll just become By the end, it'll

769
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 2: be something that you're so so so proud of. Ye

770
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Speaker 2: have you ever done that festival? Have you guys ever

771
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 2: done it? Many many times? Yeah, I've done it about

772
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Speaker 2: five years. Scotty came out once and yeah, we.

773
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Speaker 1: Did a live pilot recording once. We did Kurt and

774
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Speaker 1: Kristen did a live show in a theater with British

775
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: guests in character, and we wrote a whole hour long

776
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: show that.

777
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Speaker 2: I don't even series that I don't think even we understood.

778
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: We didn't understand it.

779
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 2: No, people were like, do this and we're like, oh,

780
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 2: oh okay. It was very much like I don't know

781
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 2: what's happening. That feels like.

782
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 4: Fringe though, that feels like the perfect You're just over

783
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 4: there being the.

784
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: Clown and like it killed. Though the show did great.

785
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 1: Kurt and Christen were amazing, and they still didn't pick

786
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: it up. And we had three comedians, yeah, character comics,

787
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: and the idea was kurtin Kristen hosted like a chat

788
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 1: show and then character comedians would come on in character

789
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: and we'd sort of interview and do bits with them,

790
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 1: and like, we tried to switch some things up and

791
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: write some material, and those three comics stuck to their

792
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: fucking script, like their own script and their own characters

793
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 1: so hard that it was just like, like Kurt said,

794
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: we were kind of like, okay, we'll just do this

795
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 1: twice and the crowd seems to enjoy it. We don't

796
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 1: know what's going on in our own show. They gave

797
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: and Curt and I lived together in Edinburgh for a

798
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Speaker 1: couple of weeks and had a great time. It was

799
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Speaker 1: so fun.

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Speaker 4: It's so fun. It was.

801
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 2: Of course, every time I've ever gone, we've maybe had

802
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 2: out of thirty days, had one day of not rain.

803
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Speaker 2: And the two weeks were there with Scotti, fucking Sonny

804
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,399
Speaker 2: and seventy five every single day and he kept walking

805
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 2: just going, I love this weather. This is the best

806
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,800
Speaker 2: always always Sonny in Edinburgh, that's.

807
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 1: What they say.

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00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, classically known for the.

809
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: Used to it. We'll have fun. I am glad I

810
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: asked that question then, because that's a good answer.

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Speaker 2: Oh can I ask one more question because I've never

812
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 2: done the Free Fringe and like, do people come? Do

813
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 2: people come to the Free Fringe?

814
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 4: Yeah? We had like a crazy good turnout because I

815
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 4: split the hour with Ellery Smith, who's a stand up

816
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,399
Speaker 4: air and yeah, and she's actually one of the guests. Also,

817
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 4: I'm pretty gay and and so we had no expectations.

818
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 4: We were in the basement of a burrito shack and

819
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 4: we were like, if one person comes, one person comes, amazing.

820
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Speaker 4: But because of our time, and I think it was

821
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 4: like around lunchtime, and the Free Fringe does have like

822
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 4: an app now and a lot of people will just

823
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 4: like look up shows last minute. We had like a

824
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Speaker 4: steady group of like ten to fifteen people every every afternoon.

825
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 4: That's in the basement of a burritos shack. I would

826
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:53,280
Speaker 4: say they have much better venues than that. Like Claire Wollner,

827
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,760
Speaker 4: who's a very funny clown. She had sold out shows

828
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,879
Speaker 4: and she did the free fringe. She had a great

829
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 4: venue because it was like in a bar at eleven pm.

830
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 4: So she would just go into the bar and be like,

831
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 4: come see my show, and then people.

832
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 2: Will yeah, that's great. It's so fun. If you guys

833
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 2: ever have a chance to go, it's really it's a

834
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 2: it's an it's an intense, insane place to be. Four

835
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 2: hundred shows. I think in thirty days, it's like looney

836
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,800
Speaker 2: to us. All right, here it is. This is easy

837
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 2: and sweet. This is from twenty twenty because you know

838
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:32,959
Speaker 2: now they would nail these. This was so in twenty twenty.

839
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 2: They use chat GPT two, which was the idiot stepchild

840
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 2: stepbrother of chat GPT three and four that's out now

841
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 2: that are like, you know, gonna eventually kill us.

842
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, rid of us?

843
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, I get rid of writers in general.

844
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: So I'm ready.

845
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 2: These are wonderful though. They're a real treat. This is

846
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 2: for This is for Valentine's Day. It's just it's short,

847
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 2: simple and sweet.

848
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: That's right. Here we go.

849
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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna read a bunch. These are all candy hearts,

850
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 2: and they printed them up and made them, which is

851
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 2: really great. These are all created by chat t Fark Booby.

852
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,240
Speaker 2: It's so sweet. Another one just says buns, buns, buns,

853
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 2: candy hole.

854
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 1: My nickname in middle school.

855
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 2: Mouthy Hamster, horse Loop dancing on a loaf. Beans. One

856
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 2: is just beans and it looks beautiful on They should

857
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 2: make these. I don't know why they haven't. It's so crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, copy.

858
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 2: I couldn't say it.

859
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: This was Wolf hoof hoof, which actually it does kind

860
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: of sad like a.

861
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 2: Like a version of hubb hub or something like that.

862
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 2: Something you'd say, So it's wolf up top and then

863
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 2: hoof hoof is what work?

864
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 3: Blow it?

865
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Speaker 1: Oh God, I wish I didn't already have a production

866
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 1: company name because Wolf huff huff people do we pitch

867
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: to them. That's so good.

868
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 2: I'll just do a couple more, okay, bro perfect and

869
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 2: fight and yeah the end just nice.

870
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 4: That's a good way to break up with someone on

871
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 4: Valentine's Day.

872
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 2: And I think the most accurate one from a lot

873
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Speaker 2: of people out there, mild feel and that was sent in.

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Speaker 2: That of course was sent in by Boston Adrian. Thank you,

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Speaker 2: Boston Adrian.

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Speaker 1: God that's so funny and that was.

877
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Speaker 2: I found it on Nervous but it was all over

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Speaker 2: the internet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know why that would do better than

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Speaker 1: any of the other ones. I know they did like

881
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 1: dumb ones this year. I can't remember what it was,

882
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: but they did do like intentionally. Oh maybe they were

883
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 1: breakup ones this year, and everybody was like, oh awesome,

884
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Speaker 1: this is something new. But honestly, just let Ai run

885
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Speaker 1: wild with him. Hmm.

886
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Speaker 2: Please, I don't know why they haven't made those.

887
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Speaker 1: Gosh it, I don't either.

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Speaker 2: Send us home, Scottie.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's see. This was sent in by sav Harve.

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00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: Thank you, sav Harve. This is another nice one. This

891
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 1: is just a pleasant episode.

892
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Speaker 2: What a great episode.

893
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: An enigmatic man who lived frugally left his New Hampshire

894
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: town millions of dollars they never knew he had.

895
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:39,359
Speaker 2: Wow.

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00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: Okay, this is such a long story, but animals, I'm

897
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Speaker 1: not going to do the whole thing, but if you

898
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Speaker 1: want to read this feel good story. It was on

899
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Speaker 1: NBC News and it was written by the Associated Press,

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00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 1: who are very good at what they do. Hinsdale, New Hampshire,

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey Holt was an unassuming caretaker of a mobile home

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00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 1: Park in Hinsdale, New Hampshire, where he lived a simple

903
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: but cure life. Residents would see Holt round town in

904
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Speaker 1: threadbare clothes, riding his lawnmower, headed to the convenience store,

905
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Speaker 1: parked along the main road, reading newspapers or just watching

906
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 1: cars pass. Ok. He did odd jobs for others and

907
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:15,760
Speaker 1: rarely left town. Despite having taught driver's ed to high schoolers,

908
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 1: Holt had given up driving a car and afted per

909
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: bicycle and then finally a riding lawnmower. Oh, I mean,

910
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: this guy is so good. His mobile home in the

911
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 1: park was mostly empty of furniture, no TV, no computer either,

912
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 1: and the legs of his bed went through the floor. Wow.

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00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a lot of that's a lot of rodents

914
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 2: coming into your house.

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00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: Wolf, hoof hoof. Yeah. He said he had everything he wanted,

916
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Speaker 1: but he didn't want. Oh he said he seemed to

917
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Speaker 1: have everything he wanted but didn't want much, said Edwin

918
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: Smokey Smith, Holt's best friend and former employer, when Holt

919
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: died earlier this year. He died with a secret. He

920
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: was a multi millionaire, and what's more, he gave it

921
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:01,280
Speaker 1: all away to his community of fourth two hundred people.

922
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: His brief will instructions said that his three point eight

923
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Speaker 1: million dollars were to go to the town of Hensdale

924
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 1: to benefit the community in areas of education, health, recreation

925
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Speaker 1: and culture.

926
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Speaker 2: That's so wow, this is amazing.

927
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 4: You don't need a ladder for your towels. You just

928
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:19,720
Speaker 4: save that money.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. Put him on the floor. Put

930
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Speaker 1: your towels on the floor, like a normal millionaire would do.

931
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Speaker 1: I don't think anyone had any idea he was that successful,

932
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Speaker 1: said Steve Diorio, chairperson of the town select Board. I'm

933
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,839
Speaker 1: just saying words. Who occasionally would wave to Holt from

934
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Speaker 1: his car nice. I know he didn't have a whole

935
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Speaker 1: lot of family, but nonetheless, to leave it to the

936
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Speaker 1: whole town where he lived, it's a tremendous gift.

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Speaker 4: He is.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey Holt has entered power banana step. This is rare,

939
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Speaker 1: but this is power bananas.

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Speaker 2: I agree. And it also reminds me, do you have

941
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Speaker 2: more to the story?

942
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Speaker 1: No? I can add more, but just keep going.

943
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Speaker 2: I like to be reminded my mom, so there was

944
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Speaker 2: a dude who worked So my mom was a pediatric nurse.

945
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Speaker 2: She worked on the pediatric floor of Mammath Medical in

946
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Speaker 2: Long Branch, New Jersey for thirty years or something, and

947
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 2: there was a man and I kind of like grew

948
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Speaker 2: up on the pediatric floor because my mom a single mom,

949
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Speaker 2: she wouldn't have like somebody to watch me on the weekends.

950
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 2: I would just go to work with her if she

951
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Speaker 2: had to work on Saturday or Sunday. And there was

952
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 2: always a dude who was very friendly to me, who

953
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 2: was the janitor, mister Nagy. And mister Nagi was there

954
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 2: for I don't know, like thirty years. He was checkless.

955
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Speaker 2: I guess he was from Yugoslavia before the Czech Republic

956
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 2: came into existence. And he was an immigrant from Yugoslavia

957
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 2: and lived by himself and lived incredibly frugally in the

958
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Speaker 2: same way. And it was like ten like when my

959
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Speaker 2: mom was leaving the hospital, she went started working for

960
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 2: a like a doctor across the street. She looked at

961
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 2: like she was fine, Like mister Niggy just seemed confused

962
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Speaker 2: or something. She went down to like talk to hr

963
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 2: about it, and they're like, he hasn't worked here, like

964
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Speaker 2: he has not gotten a paycheck from us in the

965
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Speaker 2: last five years. He just continues to come to work

966
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Speaker 2: and like he was getting a pension from the hospital,

967
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 2: but he was just like this is what I do.

968
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Speaker 2: I go to work and was like living incredibly frugally.

969
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 2: My mom ended up taking care of him and like

970
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 2: getting him into a like assisted living facility because he

971
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 2: was like living in not great conditions and everything, and

972
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Speaker 2: then visited him like every almost like every other day,

973
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Speaker 2: like brought him stuff and all that sort of stuff.

974
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Speaker 2: And then when she when she died, he had like

975
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Speaker 2: six hundred thousand dollars in his bank account that he

976
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Speaker 2: just had never ever ever touched.

977
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:46,439
Speaker 1: Wow.

978
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 2: And of course but he didn't I didn't. He didn't

979
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Speaker 2: donate it to anybody. It just like literally went to

980
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 2: the state, like they took He's not a great ending.

981
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: The three of us would have taken that off his

982
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Speaker 1: hands very quickly. But that's a lovely story. Man, what

983
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: a pleasant episode of bananas.

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Speaker 3: This was it?

985
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 2: It really is.

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Speaker 1: Catherine. Where can they find you? Where can they plug?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: What's your socials? What's your stuff?

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00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 4: They can find me online at Catherine with the c

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Speaker 4: underscore macaffe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah great at marketing.

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Speaker 2: I said, I don't need the full name.

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Speaker 1: They'll find me. Why I got six of the letters

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00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 1: in there.

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00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 2: We could do this underscore thing and will shorten the whole,

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Speaker 2: the whole jammer.

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Speaker 1: It's just c underscore m underscore. They'll find me online.

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Speaker 4: It's just numbers at numbers.

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Speaker 2: I can't. You gotta go with Caddy mac Mac. That's

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Speaker 2: the That's what I would say for your next handle, Caddy.

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Speaker 4: MACM So I named my phone mac Daddy, which to

1003
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Speaker 4: me makes total sense. But now like if anybody in

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Speaker 4: any context that doesn't know me super well wants to

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Speaker 4: like air drop me, it's a story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure is well, thanks for coming on Bananas. Everybody

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Speaker 1: check out pretty.

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Speaker 2: Gay, go right now, run, don't walk. Thank you so much, Catherine,

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Speaker 2: thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 4: You guys are delightful.

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Speaker 1: You are come back anytime. Bananas.

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Speaker 4: I like.

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Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard and.

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Speaker 1: A Hard Start.

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.

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Speaker 1: My madness m.