Speaker 1: Are you leave in on?
Speaker 2: You wanna way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 3: much baggage you claim.
Speaker 4: And give us time and a turmano and gay.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off inside. You wanna welcome
Speaker 2: you back home?
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 2: We scared her?
Speaker 5: Was it fine?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 4: Porn?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do your need ride.
Speaker 7: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 7: This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 2: This is Karen col Garoff.
Speaker 1: I thought recently I should have a like this is
Speaker 1: Chris Fairbanks, and then have a name. I was gonna
Speaker 1: say the handsomest face in podcasting. Okay, it's like a
Speaker 1: playoff of a face made for radio. Sure, but I'd
Speaker 1: go the handsomest facing podcast. Is it weird to say
Speaker 1: I'm handsome? No?
Speaker 4: Because you're insulting yourself right right by saying it exactly?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See a lot of people wouldn't see the joke, and
Speaker 1: then they think that I was maybe sure myself, or
Speaker 1: even confident, worse confident?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And what what a thing to be accused of is
Speaker 4: to actually think that you might be looking gross.
Speaker 1: No, I've just people have been saying it, and so
Speaker 1: I started to I've.
Speaker 2: Been telling you you're good looking.
Speaker 1: I just uh, you know, on Twitter, I'm apparently twitter
Speaker 1: handsome also, And someone told me they're looking at one
Speaker 1: picture if they could see me now my face is
Speaker 1: it looks like I got stung by bees because I'm
Speaker 1: so swollen in the face.
Speaker 2: Uh. But so then you are kind of bragging at
Speaker 2: the end of the day, at.
Speaker 3: The at the very right before I go to bed,
Speaker 3: I brag a little bit.
Speaker 4: Eleven fifty nine. Yeah, this isn't even confessional.
Speaker 3: I yes, exactly.
Speaker 7: That's when I say that's but in the morning, I
Speaker 7: hate myself.
Speaker 4: But Chris, you are a classically good looking Hollywood face.
Speaker 1: There we go. I just wanted you to say, oh,
Speaker 1: I see the classic Hollywood face.
Speaker 2: Okay, it should have picked up.
Speaker 7: That was the whole Yeah, yeah, that could have been shorter.
Speaker 4: I you know, I've never taken improv classes, and that
Speaker 4: you can really tell when I don't pick up on those,
Speaker 4: when you're no ending.
Speaker 1: Me up until a certain point.
Speaker 7: But it's okay, it's.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll do I call it giving you the business.
Speaker 7: We should just take a one on one class at
Speaker 7: the Groundlings.
Speaker 2: I sure I have eight hundred dollars that I don't need.
Speaker 1: Is that how much that is?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's all seems to be ridiculous. And like, to me,
Speaker 4: we just did a show the other night at UCB,
Speaker 4: and the experience going there, being there, the actual show,
Speaker 4: and then leaving there, I was like, this is just
Speaker 4: a high school for the arts.
Speaker 1: It really is. The new UCB looks like there is hallways.
Speaker 1: I believe they have lockers. There's a lunch room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it very much. But I like that a little because
Speaker 1: I don't know. If you're a parent and you're dropping
Speaker 1: off your kid in Hollywood to go to comedy school,
Speaker 1: at least they'd be like, oh, wow, it looks like
Speaker 1: a high school.
Speaker 4: Sure that will comfort any parents, not the back of
Speaker 4: it for their child.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: But me being over forty, I just have no business
Speaker 4: being there. And I keep forgetting that, And then I
Speaker 4: go do a show there and I'm like, oh, there's
Speaker 4: a reason I shouldn't be here.
Speaker 2: I'm too old, and I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I keep forgetting that. Oftentimes you're just performing for the
Speaker 1: students there.
Speaker 2: Right, that's the thing, and I keep forgetting not in
Speaker 2: love anymore.
Speaker 1: I used to be in love.
Speaker 7: Oh when I know you held the fake mic for
Speaker 7: me to do.
Speaker 1: But I'm not very good at Michael.
Speaker 2: We can't do the high part.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a that's as good as I get.
Speaker 2: Should we talk for a second about how we're picking
Speaker 2: up Jode Rosa?
Speaker 7: Yes, we are going to lax to pick up Joda Rosa.
Speaker 4: We're picking up Joda Rosa, good friend of mine, one
Speaker 4: of my closer friends. I'd say he's not happy right
Speaker 4: now because we're late.
Speaker 2: I'm late. I made Chris late.
Speaker 1: It's okay. I'll take the blame. I'll take fifty percent
Speaker 1: of the blame.
Speaker 2: You know what. That's what teamwork is. Taking blame you
Speaker 2: don't deserve.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's beautiful. You know what, because I don't
Speaker 1: want to tak your relationship with him. I just have
Speaker 1: only been recently getting to know him. I'll take U
Speaker 1: take seventy percent.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Really, you're going to shoulder the majority
Speaker 2: of this.
Speaker 1: Blame from the get go. I'm just gonna say it's
Speaker 1: mostly my fault.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: I think it'll be you know what nobody likes to
Speaker 4: wait at the airport. I understand his irritation, right, Uh whatever,
Speaker 4: when he gets in, we're gonna we're gonna give him
Speaker 4: the right of a lifetime exactly.
Speaker 1: Insact, we really are gonna he's gonna be back there
Speaker 1: gripping the seats in fear. That's the kind of ride. Yes,
Speaker 1: the ride of a lifetime. Sounds like we're gonna drive
Speaker 1: like lunatics.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm gonna drive.
Speaker 2: Seriously.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, all the cabs have gone insane. I'm sorry
Speaker 4: about Lyft and Uber. You dis Yeah, yeah, my fault.
Speaker 1: Cabs drive angrily thinking about Lyft and Uber all day now,
Speaker 1: and they only are at the airport.
Speaker 2: It's like, uh arriving flights.
Speaker 4: They're like, they're like the kind of not that pretty
Speaker 4: girl when when two new pretty girls move into town
Speaker 4: and start going to their high school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or stepsisters when you're the new adopted sister. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's the same example. I didn't need to come up
Speaker 1: with a second one.
Speaker 4: No, you know what, it just it just helps make
Speaker 4: clear there's some people listening to this, and you know
Speaker 4: who you are, who.
Speaker 2: Don't get it.
Speaker 1: They didn't go to school. They didn't know what it
Speaker 1: was like to not be popular.
Speaker 4: They were homeschool The homeschoolers need several explanations, so I try.
Speaker 1: To do family ones that are more familiar to those
Speaker 1: people that were homeschool smart yes.
Speaker 4: Or like it would be like if you had granola
Speaker 4: and suddenly there was cranberries in it, when before then
Speaker 4: there'd only been slivered almonds.
Speaker 1: Now you lost me. You lost me.
Speaker 7: That's okay, But I am hungry.
Speaker 2: Now I'm hungry too.
Speaker 7: We are going? Is it Delta United?
Speaker 2: It is Delta.
Speaker 7: It's funny how those I always confuse the two?
Speaker 1: We will be on the other side. Yes, yes, I
Speaker 1: don't know why are Why do I confuse those two?
Speaker 1: The same number letters? That's about all they have in common.
Speaker 2: Delta and United. I think they're both old too, They're
Speaker 2: like old old style.
Speaker 1: Yes, I always confused two men named Earl and Merv too,
Speaker 1: because they're they're old people.
Speaker 2: I read the other the other day.
Speaker 4: It was some old fashioned advertisement and the name they
Speaker 4: used in it was Nan, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 2: Is no one's named Nan anymore? Will be again?
Speaker 1: Isn't that I have Dagwood Bumpstead's wife. No, he called
Speaker 1: her Han h o n.
Speaker 2: Her name was Han.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was very aggressive. I think it was No,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of Andy Capp.
Speaker 2: Oh Andy Cap the old scott are strong.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he was abusively as strong keeper.
Speaker 2: He called his wife pet Pet.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're right.
Speaker 7: I used to just I mean, he was condescending.
Speaker 2: But he but she would beat him up with a
Speaker 2: rolling pin. So, oh wow, maybe that's don't worry about Pet.
Speaker 1: I guess he wasn't taking face first naps on the couch.
Speaker 1: He was a knocked unconscious.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 4: He had a lot of serious brain damage because of her.
Speaker 1: Cap was abused.
Speaker 2: I mean back then you were allowed couples.
Speaker 4: It was like their business if they wanted to abuse
Speaker 4: the ship out of each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, back then, back then, I'm going to touch moments away. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: but my phone.
Speaker 1: Is it's speaking of abuse. Everyone was all excited about
Speaker 1: this boxing match yesterday. I just didn't care. Once someone said,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, may whether he beats up his girlfriends, No
Speaker 1: one even talked about it. Is this the Chris Brown
Speaker 1: version where you can just do it and that doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: That was on Twitter?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well that It wasn't until the day of
Speaker 1: the fight on Twitter that people were saying, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he punches his girlfriends.
Speaker 2: They did, and then.
Speaker 1: Patio hates he's like a Catholic guy. So I don't
Speaker 1: care about either of them. I wanted them to simultaneously
Speaker 1: knock each other out like Apollo Creed and Rocket.
Speaker 4: Uh well, also, uh, that kind of stuff goes on
Speaker 4: in sports in general all the time, so I think
Speaker 4: people get sensitive when each individual thing happens. But uh,
Speaker 4: you know, as you know, there was like the video
Speaker 4: of the guy just punching his girlfriend in the elevator.
Speaker 2: It's just then on steroids. Is not good?
Speaker 4: No, well accept it someday. It's not gonna happen anytime soon.
Speaker 1: But the scariest one that I think the guy's going
Speaker 1: to prison, I'm pretty sure he is. There's this MMA
Speaker 1: guy he was like called the murder machine or something.
Speaker 1: He was dating a porn star, of course, but he
Speaker 1: you she didn't even look like a person. He bade
Speaker 1: herself severely. It's like, well, he was a scary MMA
Speaker 1: guy that you look at the picture, It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it seems like all.
Speaker 7: He would do is that rolling.
Speaker 1: What are you doing are you doing.
Speaker 2: You can't go in there?
Speaker 3: He doesn't.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that was real screaming.
Speaker 1: So that's okay, that's okay. We may have peaked a little.
Speaker 1: I'll just go back.
Speaker 2: There's a guy that just rolled in front of us,
Speaker 2: slowed down and was.
Speaker 1: Going to and now he's rolling away. He didn't like
Speaker 1: where he slowly went, so he's slowly going somewhere.
Speaker 2: Better the worst, and he's driving my exact car.
Speaker 1: That guy will make you hate a fit.
Speaker 7: Uh oh delta here okay.
Speaker 2: But we oh, here, we go.
Speaker 3: Here, we go good.
Speaker 7: This person's a lunatic to you? Why is everyone crazy?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: That guy's a dick because he's driving a really fancy BMW.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. This is this is a cab oh everywhere
Speaker 1: and now we're honking. This is uh, you know, lax
Speaker 1: is just one of these places where I just something
Speaker 1: happens to me and I get a knot in my stomach.
Speaker 1: And this is one of those situations where we're we're all,
Speaker 1: we're late, and these guys that cab I can't even
Speaker 1: inform a S'm stressed.
Speaker 2: It's really produce stressful. But you know what, then once
Speaker 2: once we get out of this area, Oh, it's it's like.
Speaker 4: It's almost like when you someone holds your arms down
Speaker 4: and you press up against them, it feels like your
Speaker 4: arms are floating.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's it's the classic uh Titanic bow of the boat,
Speaker 1: or or the calm after the storm, the quiet after
Speaker 1: the calm. There he is, and uh won't making he's angry.
Speaker 1: I hope he's not upset. Oh, he's just talking. He's
Speaker 1: talking to folks. He's almost here. The back is ready
Speaker 1: for him.
Speaker 7: Is this unlocked?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 1: Indeed, Hello, Joe, how are you hi?
Speaker 3: He is just gonna smash anything.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Is this thing back there?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yes, high friend. I'm sorry you hate to make you
Speaker 2: wait like that.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm sure it's tearing up inside.
Speaker 1: It's it's I'm I'm gonna take half the blame. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take half of it, Okay, Sorry, Karen.
Speaker 3: Earlier I said, I always said, because when I called
Speaker 3: you answered the phone, you went, we're on our way.
Speaker 3: I know you are.
Speaker 2: Just letting you know. I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't. I wasn't giving you ship. I was.
Speaker 3: I just didn't know what lane to stand in.
Speaker 2: Oh, right, because all those people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do. You do have an interesting timetable conversion.
Speaker 4: I am not a punctual person, and you're right. I'm
Speaker 4: also not repentant really in the least. That's fine, or
Speaker 4: I would change it.
Speaker 3: That's fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's one of but it's like, it's like so
Speaker 4: far down on my list of problems that I have
Speaker 4: that I just can't It's not it's not a I
Speaker 4: gotta fix some other ship first.
Speaker 3: That's fine. We you know, we all have our things
Speaker 3: that we need to work on.
Speaker 2: And you know I love you, Joe.
Speaker 7: I just one of the only one of the only
Speaker 7: things I do right, Is that true?
Speaker 1: That's one of the only I just I've been patting
Speaker 1: myself on the back today. I'm just gonna yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: How are you doing? Man?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Pretty good? How are you? Haven't seen you since that
Speaker 3: night in my house?
Speaker 1: That was a fun night at your house.
Speaker 2: I wasn't there.
Speaker 7: I got to know, Joe. We were that My roommate
Speaker 7: Nate Craig was there.
Speaker 3: I told you about this, Karen. We left a bar
Speaker 3: two am.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: I had just met Chris, and Nate said, can Chris come?
Speaker 3: I said sure. I didn't know who he was, and
Speaker 3: then I was like, oh, wait, you're Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've seen each other a few times, but never really.
Speaker 2: Did you think classical looking embraced.
Speaker 3: After I was close to him in the kitchen, I did, okay,
Speaker 3: after a few whiskeys in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Right, it takes. That's what it takes for most people.
Speaker 1: And I when I say, you have to keep the
Speaker 1: word podcast in there and podcast handsome, that's what I wanted.
Speaker 1: I want that to meet my new handle.
Speaker 3: Podcast handsome.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's like a classic face for radio. That
Speaker 1: joke my dad used to say, but it's you know,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to bail on it. That's my favorite
Speaker 1: of your dad's old routine. Yeah, that was that, and
Speaker 1: they all pulling his pants up and falling downstairs on purpose,
Speaker 1: which he did.
Speaker 2: And can I asked, had you guys done a show together?
Speaker 2: You were just partying like stand.
Speaker 1: Up comedians like oddly No, I saw you Joe at
Speaker 1: Cabin when I did in New York. I did Cabin
Speaker 1: and I was like hi, and then that's.
Speaker 3: All, yeah, yeah, I remember it. After you mentioned that
Speaker 3: meeting there No the night that we but you mean
Speaker 3: the night that we hung out? Were we doing a show. Yes,
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is why wasn't I invited is that.
Speaker 3: It was the wrap party for riot Fest.
Speaker 7: That's what it was. We had our own rap party.
Speaker 2: Oh I left early.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah no, it was a bar.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. We ran into each other at that bar.
Speaker 3: But I didn't get there till like one fifteen, and
Speaker 3: it was like wrapping up and I was mad because
Speaker 3: I had to escape reality that I didn't get ship faced, right,
Speaker 3: So I was like, well, any he come to my
Speaker 3: house and get ship faced starting now with me and
Speaker 3: Nate Craig and Chris and James Domian stepped up to
Speaker 3: the plate.
Speaker 2: That's a nice combination.
Speaker 3: We had very fun.
Speaker 1: It was very fun.
Speaker 3: It was very fun. So I would have invited you
Speaker 3: had we're up two thirty and we arrived at my
Speaker 3: place at two thirty.
Speaker 1: And also had it not been a boy's only, no
Speaker 1: girls allowed party. Yes, sorry, yeah, that's the first thing
Speaker 1: we did. And it had like a backwards ass no
Speaker 1: girls allowed, and we flipped the sign. We put it
Speaker 1: on the front like a clubhouse that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 6: So this is the podcast, Like, what's the this is it?
Speaker 6: I mean, if your expectations were higher. No, no, no,
Speaker 6: that's not too late. I just mean like, no, this
Speaker 6: is it we're doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing it. Yeah, we don't have much of
Speaker 1: a format. We're not going to say did you do
Speaker 1: your prepared topic material? Did you prepare it? I mean,
Speaker 1: rather see I can't even this is one of the
Speaker 1: podcast things. A lot of times I can't even talk,
Speaker 1: you know, depending on how much sleep I've not had,
Speaker 1: and I didn't sleep a lot last night.
Speaker 3: What were you doing?
Speaker 1: I just I went to the west Side Theater in
Speaker 1: Santa Monica, and then afterwards. There's two reasons I drink
Speaker 1: after shows. If the show goes well, I have drinks,
Speaker 1: and if it goes terrible, I have drinks. So if
Speaker 1: I do have I have like a mediocre show, I
Speaker 1: usually am healthy afterwards.
Speaker 3: Well, what was last night?
Speaker 1: Last night?
Speaker 3: I had a good show, So you had drinks?
Speaker 1: Yes? With the other comedians?
Speaker 3: Who what comedians did you drink with?
Speaker 1: They are all there were a lot of west Side
Speaker 1: It's one of the guys was the guy who runs
Speaker 1: the west Side Theater, Chris Gorbos who he's like an
Speaker 1: improv guy. He's a great guy. He was and he
Speaker 1: did stand up, and it was his birthday and he
Speaker 1: had he had good jokes.
Speaker 3: That's great, a good time.
Speaker 1: Played darts with some other dudes that I just met.
Speaker 1: H and H. A guy got in my face. I
Speaker 1: almost got in a fight and over darts. I walked by.
Speaker 1: I knew it was dumb to walk in front of
Speaker 1: the dartboard. He threw it anyway. I stared at him
Speaker 1: for a while. He was a lot larger than me.
Speaker 1: I just kept staring at him. I was not smiling.
Speaker 1: And then I got up in my face. He got
Speaker 1: his fucking meat hooks on my shoulders. Okay, and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: I get that. You know I'm not in the mood.
Speaker 1: I changed.
Speaker 3: Stud good for you, though, good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I stared at it. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I did my best at standing up.
Speaker 3: I do that. I do that. I do a stary
Speaker 3: I run my mouth man like. I run my mouth
Speaker 3: like a guy's girlfriend in a movie theater does like
Speaker 3: there's like as if there's like a man there that's
Speaker 3: going to fight for me. I don't know how I've
Speaker 3: not had my face beating, and I have a coming
Speaker 3: to me. Certainly I deserve a good beating at this point.
Speaker 1: At one door, it's been a few years, but it
Speaker 1: has happened to me where I just realized there is
Speaker 1: a place for my comedy and there's a place not
Speaker 1: for it. And the times I've really bombed is when
Speaker 1: it's in the street and someone is punching me.
Speaker 7: That's when I know I've had a horrible show. Horrible
Speaker 7: man show.
Speaker 2: Yeah wait, so where were you just now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we just pick you up from coming from I
Speaker 3: was in the great city of Madison, Masson. Yeah. It
Speaker 3: was a comedy club on State in Madison.
Speaker 1: Great club. I love that. Very nice club, low ceilings,
Speaker 1: you're in a corner stone walls, smart people, yes, nice town.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. Everything was good about the gig. The
Speaker 3: crowds were good. In fact, I'll take the time now
Speaker 3: to make a public thank you to the club. Thank
Speaker 3: you for a great weekend. Great great room, great staff,
Speaker 3: great owners, great crowds, great shows, great town.
Speaker 1: That's I like that club because a family owns it,
Speaker 1: like the daughters run it and the parents just kind
Speaker 1: of I don't know what they do. They show up
Speaker 1: and support. It's my birthday when I worked there, and
Speaker 1: they surprised me with a cake. No one's ever done that.
Speaker 2: Nice surprise.
Speaker 7: We knew it was your birthday. And I walked in
Speaker 7: the room and.
Speaker 4: Because they got your tax information, it.
Speaker 7: Was that's what it is, it's my it's my social security.
Speaker 3: They were there was an amazingly nice club. They have
Speaker 3: a great in house system where they can record all
Speaker 3: your shows, which is awesome, and they yeah, the second
Speaker 3: night or this last night, rather it was. I was
Speaker 3: like in between shows, I was like, man, I'm hungry
Speaker 3: and uh, I gotta go get some food. And one
Speaker 3: of the girls that runs the place was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I have a bunch of sandwiches coming. Sit tight. She
Speaker 3: got like this tray of like cater Jimmy John sandwiches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, classy, yeah.
Speaker 3: And she's like, come in the office. She like brought
Speaker 3: me in for my own eating session, which was nice.
Speaker 3: I didn't have to eat with the with everybody else.
Speaker 2: I just realized I never knew before.
Speaker 4: But that's what I've been waiting for all my life,
Speaker 4: is for someone to bring me into a private eating
Speaker 4: sessions everything.
Speaker 7: Let's bring you into our session room. It's just down this.
Speaker 2: Hallway, and this is how much we love you.
Speaker 1: By the way, you will be in here alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Were you ever like on set for something where like
Speaker 3: I was on set for something once and like the
Speaker 3: background actors went and got at lunch, uh like when
Speaker 3: they put it out and then they got reprimanded and
Speaker 3: they were like, the crew has to eat first. Guys.
Speaker 3: It's just so bad for the background actors. It was
Speaker 3: like they didn't know and ye profession was so stupid
Speaker 3: right now. So I was the opposite of that last
Speaker 3: night you were the crew. Yeah, she's like, you will
Speaker 3: eat first that.
Speaker 1: Even though you're looking down on the background actors, it
Speaker 1: kind of feels good to walk by them and get
Speaker 1: your food first and then stare at them all.
Speaker 2: I mean, and then eat in front of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do, no matter what end on it, because
Speaker 1: for them it's motivating. I want to be Jojoho said
Speaker 1: some day, look at him eating first.
Speaker 2: Look at him eat that sandwich.
Speaker 1: Plus he's making more than one hundred and seventy five
Speaker 1: dollars a day.
Speaker 3: It's is it one hundred and seventy five a day?
Speaker 1: If that's a good I mean, that's pretty good, right,
Speaker 1: that would be great. I was on a I was
Speaker 1: on a Western, so.
Speaker 2: It probably isn't.
Speaker 3: Then, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Think it's next so Western I was in in Austin
Speaker 1: that that it was called American Outlaws.
Speaker 3: It had like, man, that's such an original type.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was soda and it was them bad. It
Speaker 1: was about Billy the kid ors. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: forget everything. There was pinkertons in it, and uh, anyway,
Speaker 1: I the director had only directed flubber.
Speaker 2: That and still that's like a real movie. That's a
Speaker 2: real movie director.
Speaker 1: And I used his nice clean porta potty because the
Speaker 1: other one was down by the the extras holding area.
Speaker 1: It was like one hundred and twenty five degrees. I'm
Speaker 1: not no, it was one hundred and fifteen. One day
Speaker 1: they made T shirts. It was one hundred and fifteen degrees.
Speaker 1: I got bit by a scorpion. Anyway I could hurt.
Speaker 1: It hurts, so I laughed. I couldn't believe how bad
Speaker 1: it hurt. I'm like, oh, I'm getting stung by a bee.
Speaker 1: And then it just got more and more intent and
Speaker 1: to where I just had to giggle because I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do when something hurts that bad. I
Speaker 1: just and then uh, I pulled out, pulled the pants down.
Speaker 1: They were shooting all of a sudden in the background,
Speaker 1: someone's yangster pants down. I didn't have period underwear. They
Speaker 1: were purple, so they had to cut. And then I
Speaker 1: pulled out in this little, tiny, white scorpion. It was tiny.
Speaker 3: That's bad.
Speaker 1: And this guy crushed it with a rock. He's like,
Speaker 1: you really have to and I'm like, easy, you're overdoing it.
Speaker 1: And he crushed it and it was all mangled. We
Speaker 1: looked away for a second. It had crawled away. They
Speaker 1: are they are such a weird little prehistoric little guy.
Speaker 3: But then I gots bad. Small was bad with scorpions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I learned that from Indiana Jones and The Kingdom
Speaker 3: of the Crystal Score.
Speaker 1: Can't you learned from that movie?
Speaker 3: He says that when it comes to scorpions, the bigger
Speaker 3: the better. Yeah. I believe that that's probably fact. That's
Speaker 3: what they just made it.
Speaker 1: When it stung me and I thought I was overreacting
Speaker 1: and scared. I thought they killed you by the way,
Speaker 1: I was like, well, this is it. The scorpion was
Speaker 1: just in my pants. We had just been taken off
Speaker 1: this cattle trap. Horrifying anyway. And then they wouldn't give
Speaker 1: me benadrail or anything. They're like, you might be allergic.
Speaker 1: I got bit by scorpion anyway, and then I went
Speaker 1: to the porta potty and it was flubber directors porta potty,
Speaker 1: and I almost got kicked off set until I reminded
Speaker 1: them of the potential scorpion lawsuit. Yes, and then I
Speaker 1: was fine. That's the end of my long story.
Speaker 2: It was pretty good.
Speaker 3: I liked it. I liked it.
Speaker 2: That made me think, though, but.
Speaker 1: One hundred and seventy five dollars a day, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what we got paid back. Then.
Speaker 2: It made me think Joe was just on better call Saul.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's I want to see that.
Speaker 2: It's so good. It's such a good It's just.
Speaker 7: Can you describe your character on it? Or is it
Speaker 7: not coming out yet?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 3: I can talk about.
Speaker 2: It, Yeah, talk about it. I'm so excited, of course.
Speaker 3: Uh play like a dirty veterinarian.
Speaker 1: Who like a crooked one or an unclean like a yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like filthy veteran. Yeah.
Speaker 3: This prequel series centers more around hygiene than crime. Uh
Speaker 3: now it's uh yeah, I play like this sort of
Speaker 3: crooked veterinarian who uh uh. There's a you know, spoiler
Speaker 3: alert if you haven't seen it yet. Whatever, but like Mike.
Speaker 3: Mike comes to me and says like he needs me
Speaker 3: to help him sew up a bullet wound or something,
Speaker 3: and I say like, hey, man, if you're looking for work,
Speaker 3: wink wink, and he's like, nah, I don't want that
Speaker 3: kind of work. And then he comes back to me
Speaker 3: later and he's like, you know, do you still know
Speaker 3: those people? Because I need some work. So then they
Speaker 3: mentioned me in another episode where a guy goes the
Speaker 3: VET always hires good people.
Speaker 1: That's great, So that's Do you think that maybe because
Speaker 1: they mentioned you again, it might be a reoccurring thing
Speaker 1: or you're just hoping, so I hope.
Speaker 3: So it's you know, it's it's one of those shows
Speaker 3: where everything's pretty pretty under hard wraps, you know.
Speaker 2: So it was so I don't know.
Speaker 4: It was surprising to me though, because a couple key
Speaker 4: people had mentioned how much they liked it. But I
Speaker 4: really thought it would blow up on Twitter being a
Speaker 4: breaking bad sequel or a prequel. So I figured kind
Speaker 4: of subconsciously something must be wrong with it because people
Speaker 4: aren't talking about it that much, right, And someone told
Speaker 4: me like, no.
Speaker 2: You it's amazing, Like you have to watch it.
Speaker 4: It's amazing, terrific and yeah, and from the second the
Speaker 4: first episode started, I was like, this is like a
Speaker 4: beautiful masterpiece.
Speaker 3: That's that's it's cool to be part of something like
Speaker 3: that that people.
Speaker 1: I am not going to watch you on it tonight.
Speaker 3: I'm excited about it. I've I haven't had a ton
Speaker 3: of acting work, but the stuff I've been in has
Speaker 3: been really cool stuff. So I feel very privileged.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the cool part of getting acting work as
Speaker 1: a comedian because it's just a yeah, I can do that.
Speaker 1: I guess that plan me that people strive for and
Speaker 1: then you get a great gig like that that always
Speaker 1: Tray and Juilliard dorks never get to do.
Speaker 3: It was the gig. It was the It was the
Speaker 3: gig that I wanted to go find my acting teacher,
Speaker 3: one particular acting teacher I had in college and be like,
Speaker 3: see because he told me once that I was too
Speaker 3: one note and that I needed to expand whatever, and
Speaker 3: that basically like really shit on me at like the
Speaker 3: most vulnerable time in my life where you're like were
Speaker 3: you going to your teacher and you're being like, am
Speaker 3: I any good at this? Like do I? Like I
Speaker 3: don't know, Like I mean, I'm a college kid, like
Speaker 3: should I keep doing this or not? Because I can't
Speaker 3: get booked in any of the school plays because I'm
Speaker 3: not a theater major and when they only book the
Speaker 3: theater major, so like, you know, you're just looking for
Speaker 3: any sort of reassuring and stead like maybe you should
Speaker 3: keep at it. Because the teachers were not all of them,
Speaker 3: but many of them in my school were surprisingly I'm nurturing.
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, it's the old those who can't do teach
Speaker 4: thing that I always had a huge problem with that
Speaker 4: because it's these people that they are loving lording, pretending
Speaker 4: that they are experts over people who wouldn't know better,
Speaker 4: when in reality and when you get older, you realize
Speaker 4: clearly if they were in this small town near my parents' house,
Speaker 4: they probably weren't that good at acting.
Speaker 1: It was so easy to see. When I was in
Speaker 1: art school, I had these painting classes, and the teacher
Speaker 1: they would say, you know, try and critique what I
Speaker 1: was doing. And it was hard for them because I'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, no, I've seen your paintings, they're in
Speaker 1: your office. You're you're a terrible artist. I don't want
Speaker 1: to listen to what you have to say at all
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 7: Those weird stretched out horses.
Speaker 1: Blurry, this is your horrible painter, Marion Jorney. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: there we go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny. I was proud of myself that I
Speaker 3: didn't name you just go there go.
Speaker 1: That was not even the teacher that that's just whose paintings.
Speaker 1: I was describing the guy, a totally different teacher. But
Speaker 1: they can all go to help.
Speaker 4: I also just love the note of your two one
Speaker 4: note where it's like, have you seen any Hollywood movie
Speaker 4: with any actions?
Speaker 3: Ye?
Speaker 2: Canna reeves Tom Tom.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The only the only movie you have to be multiple
Speaker 1: noted for is like a Bollywood film where like you're
Speaker 1: a villain in this first scene and then you got
Speaker 1: to break into a song and dance, and then you're
Speaker 1: then we go to the romantic interloose.
Speaker 3: It's possibly possibly the worst note you could give an
Speaker 3: aspiring actor is is don't try to try not to
Speaker 3: be typecast. Yeah no, no, that actually will get you worse.
Speaker 2: That's how it works Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Literally, Oh you mean like that that damn unknown de
Speaker 1: Niro guy dead in the beginning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so that was there were those were that
Speaker 3: was like one of my what I would call my
Speaker 3: sulking credit. You know, I remember I wrote a one
Speaker 3: act play in college too, and they I wanted to.
Speaker 3: I mean, talk about a bunch of fucking rights, right,
Speaker 3: I wanted to. I wanted to produce the one act
Speaker 3: play that I wrote in the fucking Who Gives a Ship?
Speaker 3: Black Box Theater?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It would cost them no money. I just wanted, like,
Speaker 3: give me a week where I can do my thing
Speaker 3: here your They met about it. The teachers all met
Speaker 3: and they said no. And they said no. And when
Speaker 3: I got my when I worked on Without American Summer,
Speaker 3: I wanted to fly to each of them be like,
Speaker 3: do you see that I'm a professional writer? Now?
Speaker 1: Fuck you.
Speaker 3: It made me so fucking mad.
Speaker 4: But there are those and I'll be the irritating person
Speaker 4: who says it. The reason that you're on What American
Speaker 4: Summer is because those people didn't see what you had
Speaker 4: to offer and it made it gave you that gas
Speaker 4: to get you even further.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your reason.
Speaker 7: I wish my dad had hit me, Yes, I do do.
Speaker 1: Do you know how successful of the comedian I would
Speaker 1: be if he wasn't so goddamn supportive of my whole life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Karen, you went Henry Rollins with that.
Speaker 2: I meet out with Henry Wallins one time.
Speaker 1: What yeah was that black flag? Henry Rollins?
Speaker 2: It was for a sketch, so let's just actually qualify
Speaker 2: it in reality.
Speaker 3: Okay, sketch.
Speaker 4: It was when I worked on Zach Alfanakis's talk show
Speaker 4: for three months.
Speaker 2: And uh, Henry Rollins was a guest.
Speaker 4: I was playing Zach's mother, so they had me like
Speaker 4: I had like big, crazy, basically fifties mom hair and
Speaker 4: like a fifties cocktail dress on, and Zach's trying to
Speaker 4: like kiss up to Henry Rollins.
Speaker 2: And then I come out of.
Speaker 4: The household drunk and like Zack get in hair whenever
Speaker 4: He's like, mom, sstop embarrassing me. And then me and
Speaker 4: Henry Rowlans just make out and he like laid me down.
Speaker 4: We were on the front porch of this house and
Speaker 4: he literally laid me down like we made out. They
Speaker 4: finally call cut and he stood up and goes, you've
Speaker 4: done that.
Speaker 2: Before, and I.
Speaker 4: Was a acting and b just kissing you back, like,
Speaker 4: don't stand up and call me a slut.
Speaker 1: Guy. He just judges people He's like, if anyone ever
Speaker 1: had a drink, He's like, well, you do that every day,
Speaker 1: don't yet, Like he's that's the kind of guy he is.
Speaker 1: He's a reformed, straight edg G type guy.
Speaker 3: I'm a big Black Flag fan of the of the
Speaker 3: Rollins years.
Speaker 2: Gets one letter away from really causing.
Speaker 3: A problem black and then almost saying another slur or
Speaker 3: not that black's a slur, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It depends on how if you're yelling we're.
Speaker 3: In la Ever, you know, and he got everything's dangerous
Speaker 3: to say out here? Uh uh the uh oh. I
Speaker 3: tweeted it speaking black, I tweeted, I was very proud
Speaker 3: of this tweet. At the airport this morning, there was
Speaker 3: a coffee called Black Thunder and I said this. He
Speaker 3: plays named one of their bruis after Keith Robinson. Very
Speaker 3: very proud of that tweet. Simple, simple fun.
Speaker 2: That guy's so funny.
Speaker 3: But I'm a big He's hilarious, but I'm a big
Speaker 3: HEMO set up a big Keith Robinson fan. I am.
Speaker 3: I'm a big Black Flag fan, but he is very
Speaker 3: As much as I want to meet Henry Rollins, he's
Speaker 3: very I saw a video him once on on YouTube.
Speaker 3: It's not a very old video.
Speaker 2: Do we stand up?
Speaker 3: No, He's like in the back, this is It's funny
Speaker 3: you say that, Karen, Because here's the weird part. When
Speaker 3: he does his like spoken word stand up stuff, he
Speaker 3: seems like such a jovial, like approachable guy, and he's
Speaker 3: got a great sense of humory. He makes fun of himself.
Speaker 3: Then you get him into an interview and he gets
Speaker 3: like fucking intense eyes and you're like, where did the
Speaker 3: fun guy go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet.
Speaker 4: That's because he gets nervous and he wants people to
Speaker 4: take him seriously.
Speaker 2: It's the deadly thing. Comics do the same exact thing
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 4: We're like one ounce of fame or like a paneling
Speaker 4: on something or whatever, and suddenly the most like airless,
Speaker 4: boring person in the world because people just want.
Speaker 2: To be taken seriously and they think that's how you do.
Speaker 4: It instead of like continuing to be kind of awesome
Speaker 4: and real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they tighten up their assholes.
Speaker 3: They have Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: There's a music festival here in La called the Fuck
Speaker 1: Is It fu F Fest? FYF Yeah, and they have
Speaker 1: comedy at it, or they did a couple of years ago,
Speaker 1: and so we were able to go see shows and
Speaker 1: like stand backstage, which was neat. I really wanted to
Speaker 1: see Dinosaur Junior and we got to hang out. I
Speaker 1: was with you, and then so we saw Henry Rowlins, like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe you weren't there, because Henry Rowlins was cartoonishly in
Speaker 1: the background and enjoying Dinosaur Junior, which I didn't expect.
Speaker 1: I thought maybe they dye Star Junior, maybe would have
Speaker 1: a history of not being hardcore enough for him to
Speaker 1: like them, I guess. But he was like dancing, he
Speaker 1: was smiling and dancing and like getting super excited. He's
Speaker 1: way into and then afterwards the guy Tyler what's his name,
Speaker 1: I don't know, photographer, Yeah, yeah, Tyler, the Dan the automator,
Speaker 1: and with him, Uh, he's taking the photos of these guys.
Speaker 1: And so I'm just standing there with jam Ascus from
Speaker 1: Dice for Junior and Henry Rowinds and then and then
Speaker 1: he goes, what are you doing here, like kind of
Speaker 1: like why are you standing here?
Speaker 3: What do you want? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Henry Rowlands Jami asks said nothing. He's kind of
Speaker 1: was creeping me out, but uh, I said, I'm a comedian,
Speaker 1: I'm doing comedy.
Speaker 7: In the and.
Speaker 1: And he's like, well, I sure would like to do that.
Speaker 1: It was so weird to me. It's like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: you probably could, Yeah, you probably could anywhere you want
Speaker 1: and you could just walk had exactly know. He was like, well,
Speaker 1: who would I talk to about that? And I said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy Ryan mcminnim and I could get you his
Speaker 1: info and then but that's pretty much my story. But
Speaker 1: I walked away thinking I'm not gonna fucking book Henry
Speaker 1: Hollins and he can figure it out himself. So I
Speaker 1: didn't like get them together. Yeah, but he did ask
Speaker 1: me to be the go between. I guess I'm kind
Speaker 1: of bragging.
Speaker 2: I think we all are today.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I started it, Yeah, carrying me that with
Speaker 3: Nary Rollins.
Speaker 4: I always forget that fact and what like what real
Speaker 4: power that fact wields?
Speaker 2: I never tell anybody. Yeah, that's why I pulled it out.
Speaker 1: And why'd I pull mine out? Because you already had
Speaker 1: made out with him, Like mine's just a conversation.
Speaker 2: I really listen, that's what podcasting is.
Speaker 1: We're just it's just a content conversation, contest, it's all.
Speaker 2: It's all a contest.
Speaker 3: It's all a contest. I'm thinking about discontinuing my podcast.
Speaker 3: I'm serious.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure this podcast reminded you.
Speaker 3: Maybe because it just made me think of that. No,
Speaker 3: because of what you just said, Because the contest, I'm
Speaker 3: kind of thinking of just stopping it. I just got
Speaker 3: onto the network, the same network you guys are. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: and you know I started doing one with Kurt Brownholler.
Speaker 3: We do it like sporadically and release it through our
Speaker 3: respective podcast.
Speaker 2: What's that called, just in case, It's.
Speaker 3: Called Emotional Hangs, And it's about it's about Kurt and
Speaker 3: I as adult man, like basically in real time, exploring
Speaker 3: our friendship developing, like there's two grown men and vulnerability
Speaker 3: and like when friends aren't when two grown men aren't
Speaker 3: scared to be a little vulnerable. So it's fun we
Speaker 3: talk about like we'll be like you know, like one
Speaker 3: of the things once was like, you know, you sent
Speaker 3: me a text Kurt. I gave Kurt a pep talk
Speaker 3: because he was feeling down the road. Then he sent
Speaker 3: me a text and he's like, I love you, buddy,
Speaker 3: And I was like, Kurt, I wanted to say I
Speaker 3: love you, but two so bad when I was scared
Speaker 3: he is like, I probably would have made fun of
Speaker 3: you because I'm not comfortable with it, but I do
Speaker 3: love you. Like it's stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if with that situation, I feel like I'm being
Speaker 1: set up, I just get twelve years old.
Speaker 3: I rarely say I love you back.
Speaker 2: But it's a jackass prank where you say it and
Speaker 2: then they just take that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm I enjoyed, Like when I started doing that,
Speaker 3: when I was like, man, this is really fun and
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a purpose to this podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It just made me look at.
Speaker 3: Mine after a year and a half of doing it,
Speaker 3: and I just kind of was like, oh, christ, who cares.
Speaker 3: You had to hear me like discuss anxiety.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But I did your podcast and I really liked it
Speaker 4: because you did like you wrote a lot for it,
Speaker 4: so all the topics it wasn't your average podcasts were
Speaker 4: like today we're going to Louisville and then it's just
Speaker 4: dude's talking, like you wrote essays about the topic.
Speaker 2: I thought it was very like pointed and good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I got to get back into doing that.
Speaker 3: I've gotten like when I had to do solo ones,
Speaker 3: I stopped, which I started having to do a lot
Speaker 3: because it's impossible to book guests.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2: When you're late to pick them up. All the time,
Speaker 2: I was giving no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, I no, please, let's not do this, please breakup.
Speaker 2: You're right on the verge of breaking up again. Joe
Speaker 2: and I've been going through some rocky times lately.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know you guys were an item. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that we're like a friendship breakup here, we're
Speaker 1: a friendship item. Oh.
Speaker 4: I got a lot of people want to be just
Speaker 4: like us friendship wise, but Joe and I are like
Speaker 4: I just told this to Georgia Hardstark. My favorite thing
Speaker 4: about my friendship with Joe, which started because we worked
Speaker 4: on Pete Holmes show together.
Speaker 1: Oh you worked on that show?
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, yeah, yeah, that's where Karen and I met.
Speaker 4: Joe is the kind of guy that after a party
Speaker 4: or a hangout, will call you the next day to
Speaker 4: talk about it, which is my favorite thing to do
Speaker 4: in the world, and these days no one, even girls,
Speaker 4: don't really do anymore. It's like maybe you'll get like
Speaker 4: a text of like that was crazy, or talk about
Speaker 4: one thing, but like Joe will go over at peace
Speaker 4: by goddamn peace.
Speaker 2: And it's that's my favorite favorite thing to do.
Speaker 3: I love it. I love that you love doing that.
Speaker 3: I can always count on you to go down the
Speaker 3: whole list. And I mean I'm talking about Chris. We're
Speaker 3: talking about like did you see what she was wearing?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Like? Stuff like that.
Speaker 5: That's what the example throw out. That's shoes, that is
Speaker 5: all said. You see what she was wearing? What is
Speaker 5: she crazy?
Speaker 2: I meanwhile, I've been wearing the same clothes four or
Speaker 2: five years. But I have no problem.
Speaker 1: I want to do it with you. Joe. Okay, the
Speaker 1: night I hung out at your place, what was up
Speaker 1: with a Domian just laying on the couch that whole
Speaker 1: time kind of slouched back. He never stood up there.
Speaker 1: See that's my example of he didn't do that.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I tell you one thing I like about James
Speaker 3: and James and I are friends, and I would say,
Speaker 3: I know James about as I talked to you, Karen.
Speaker 3: I talked to you more. But I know James in
Speaker 3: the same way that I know you. Where it's like
Speaker 3: we kind of met doing stand up. Yeah, uh, we
Speaker 3: haven't known each other time wise, A terribly long amount
Speaker 3: of time, but you know, like we're friends, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. It was like kind of a fast
Speaker 3: friend kind of thing where I'm like, yeah, I like
Speaker 3: this guy. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: He used to live in a house with all the
Speaker 1: midnight show guys, that sketch show at UCB, and that's
Speaker 1: I was there often sleeping there because of my my drinking.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's fine, Yeah, okay, we're pulling.
Speaker 1: And he has these these brothers that are kind of
Speaker 1: like these o'doyle rules type dudes.
Speaker 3: Hey, no, it's not.
Speaker 1: They're kind of like tough guys. But one of them
Speaker 1: really looks and sounds like him. And I was on
Speaker 1: the couch and I thought James had come in late
Speaker 1: at night, and he sat down and I just I
Speaker 1: can't remember what I spilled my guts about, and he
Speaker 1: was just like uh huh uh huh. And I look
Speaker 1: over and it wasn't James. It was his brother that
Speaker 1: I that I'd never met before that I just saw
Speaker 1: I'm almost getting a fight.
Speaker 3: With That is such that is would be such an
Speaker 3: awesome Seinfeld. I didn't know that I'm the same. They
Speaker 3: tell him some crazy secret. Oh that's such a good
Speaker 3: side forral premise. Yeah, The thing I love about James
Speaker 3: is now I talked to Karen. Karen, you and I
Speaker 3: talk a lot. James and I rarely talk on the
Speaker 3: phone or anything like. We never talk on the phone.
Speaker 3: But I don't see him a ton. But when I
Speaker 3: do see him, it's right back where we left it off,
Speaker 3: which I appreciate about. So he will lay on the
Speaker 3: couch because he's comfortable. That's what it was. He was comfortable.
Speaker 3: I was pacing around. You were pacing like a lunatic.
Speaker 1: I was what That's what that was about him laying
Speaker 1: on the couch. Yeah, it's holding up a mirror to
Speaker 1: my anxiety of having just met a new person. Not
Speaker 1: knowing where the bathroom was. I remember I had to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. I was too worried about asking.
Speaker 1: I didn't know how we how I'd get home. It
Speaker 1: was late. I was intimidated because you have a nice
Speaker 1: car and I have a not a nice car.
Speaker 3: I don't have that car anymore.
Speaker 1: It was a beautiful I liked that it was a
Speaker 1: very challenger.
Speaker 3: It was a Dodge Challenger, but it wasn't a good
Speaker 3: day to day are so I trained it for like
Speaker 3: a good day to day day to day car. I
Speaker 3: have a Jeep Liberty Limited Limited. Yeah, and it's very nice,
Speaker 3: sun roof, windows all around black. It's funny that limited
Speaker 3: with it's got some good speakers and it's a great
Speaker 3: like hip hop car. It's a great like West Side
Speaker 3: Connection car, which I like quite a bit.
Speaker 2: Did you ever drive down to the LBC some drama?
Speaker 3: I got drama. I get all the drama I need
Speaker 3: in my house. You know, you know I don't need
Speaker 3: any more drama. I want to go to Compton and
Speaker 3: go to that barbecue place in Compton. There's like a fame.
Speaker 3: It's called a just the one. Well, there's one that's
Speaker 3: like it's like I've been across the board rated the
Speaker 3: best barbecue place in l A. All the views are like,
Speaker 3: I'm from Texas and it's the ship.
Speaker 2: Uh you know, I mean.
Speaker 1: I know, I can't think of the name, but I
Speaker 1: think they have like a sad which that or a
Speaker 1: burger that is also fifteen feet feet Look at me,
Speaker 1: I'm not even doing one foot and I said fifteen
Speaker 1: it's about a foot tall.
Speaker 3: It's about a foot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, towers it like leans over but it was mostly
Speaker 1: barbecue and it was in a part of la that
Speaker 1: I felt nervous in. But we had cameras and stuff.
Speaker 1: It was for that fuel show and we were just
Speaker 1: talking and they were the Swedish people ever. But I
Speaker 1: did get sick.
Speaker 3: You got sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it tasted great. I don't know. Some chicken touch
Speaker 1: some pork.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: They had to be rating. I don't. I'm not blaming
Speaker 1: it on them. I'm glad I haven't said the name. Yes,
Speaker 1: a lot of the people there would kill me for
Speaker 1: a dollar, the employees, but no, it isn't. They They
Speaker 1: were these German guys that worked in the kitchen. They
Speaker 1: were Germans.
Speaker 2: Oh they shipped in. Some Germans make barbecue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're racist, Chris.
Speaker 3: It's not the same thing, different places.
Speaker 2: Like I'm talking about them.
Speaker 3: I love a McRib I saw the billboard once and
Speaker 3: I had to stop and get it immediately. Did you
Speaker 3: love them ever had one? It's delicious. McDonald's doing a
Speaker 3: barbecued pork sandwich. I mean, how could it be bad?
Speaker 1: They it's because they pour it into a mold and
Speaker 1: there's fake the shape like flintstones, cartoonish bones in it.
Speaker 1: But they aren't bones. They're just like, hey, it's kind
Speaker 1: of shaped. Like the way you think ribs would be shaped.
Speaker 3: Right, They've fallen off of that thing in recent years.
Speaker 3: It's more of just like a pork patty now, okay, Uh.
Speaker 1: People got shape probably Yeah, it wasn't fooling anyway.
Speaker 2: It's bones now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a it's a great sandwich.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: I'm devastated about the news of McDonald's is having hard times.
Speaker 3: I love McDonald's. I will support it till the day.
Speaker 1: Financially they're financially having hard times. Why is that so
Speaker 1: hard for me to believe?
Speaker 3: They lost? Their profit margin was down, Like it was
Speaker 3: an insane I'm pulling a number out of my astronaut,
Speaker 3: but it was like literally like three hundred million dollars
Speaker 3: or like they're there are like thirty five McDonald's locations
Speaker 3: that are gonna close.
Speaker 1: Why why is there a reason for it?
Speaker 4: Are people generally I think going so people are just
Speaker 4: starting to realize they're killing themselves. I mean it's such
Speaker 4: a people are really unhealthy, I say, being one of
Speaker 4: the leaders of that group. Uh like that that food
Speaker 4: is so awful. It's not just like standardly bad of
Speaker 4: like I shouldn't eat this. Yeah, fried chicken sandwich it's
Speaker 4: like they put sugar on their French fries.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're fucking so good.
Speaker 2: They are so good, and they're so good at like
Speaker 2: two thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1: Well, that's similar to Walmart in that everyone leaving a McDonald's,
Speaker 1: I notice has the same limp. They're all like walking
Speaker 1: oygen this kind of the sugar in my ankle is
Speaker 1: making me limp again, type of a.
Speaker 3: It's it's a brilliant it's a brilliant business structure. Like
Speaker 3: I've I've discussed McDonald's at length with people and how
Speaker 3: it's the only food. I don't know if you've noticed this,
Speaker 3: but I certainly have. You can pull it apart with
Speaker 3: your tongue. You can pull it McDonald's burger apart with
Speaker 3: your and it's like here you go. Anybody at any age,
Speaker 3: with any amount of teeth can eat this and it's
Speaker 3: still delicious, and.
Speaker 4: It always tastes exactly the same, exactly the same.
Speaker 2: It's the Starbucks thing. Why Starbucks is so popular.
Speaker 4: People just want to know what they're going to get
Speaker 4: so they can make the informed decision of like, Okay,
Speaker 4: here's five dollars, I'm going to get that exact same
Speaker 4: cheeseburger every.
Speaker 2: Time, and you know what, shit stop laughing at.
Speaker 1: There's the vision of someone's tongue out and using it
Speaker 1: as a cutting tool. I didn't. I guess you could
Speaker 1: put a burger.
Speaker 3: You could like dumb it. You could like rip it
Speaker 3: off and dumb it and then like pull it apart.
Speaker 3: So funny though it's I always say it's cartoon food.
Speaker 3: It literally looks like the Hamburger's like that Wimpy Eats
Speaker 3: and Popeye cartoon.
Speaker 1: I always was jealous when they like take a bite
Speaker 1: out of chicken and they just bit far enough into
Speaker 1: the drumstick that they would have hit bone. But it's cartoons,
Speaker 1: so it's just a thing all made with that chicken handle.
Speaker 3: That's why I always get the turkey leg at Disneyland.
Speaker 3: That's what that's like.
Speaker 4: That's a huge The visual of people walking around with
Speaker 4: a huge turkey leg is so hilarious.
Speaker 1: Powerful though. It's like when you have a turkey leg
Speaker 1: that size, you feel like you're you could someone to death.
Speaker 3: It's so good.
Speaker 1: Smith, It's like you have wronged me, kill him, and
Speaker 1: they just kill it. Court Jester.
Speaker 3: Here's the other genius thing about McDonald's. You can't recreate it.
Speaker 3: You could sit home all day and try to make
Speaker 3: a quarter pounder. It will never taste like a quarter pounder.
Speaker 1: Right, you don't.
Speaker 3: Recreate a whopper. I do not like a whopper. Shit
Speaker 3: on the whopper. But you could recreate something that tastes
Speaker 3: sort of like a whopper at your house, like enough
Speaker 3: like it where you be like, okay, but if you
Speaker 3: want a quarter pounder or a big mac, you better
Speaker 3: go get a quarter pound or a bit.
Speaker 4: And you've got a degree in chemistry on there is
Speaker 4: like it's like different ways they've invented new versions of
Speaker 4: MSG essentially.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they had there's like scientific measurements.
Speaker 2: I mean, if.
Speaker 3: There is a video from Canada, I don't know if
Speaker 3: it stands for all McDonald's, but they're like, oh, pig slime, Eh,
Speaker 3: here's how we make the McNuggets and they like take
Speaker 3: you through every step and then it's all like regular
Speaker 3: stuff and you're like, Okay, that doesn't look so bad.
Speaker 3: But I mean maybe it's fake or maybe it's just
Speaker 3: in Canada. That's how they do it.
Speaker 2: I just in Canada, they care about people's health. They
Speaker 2: get up.
Speaker 1: Front and they're like, hey, you want some cigarettes. Well,
Speaker 1: here's a picture of a burnt baby. Yeah, on the
Speaker 1: side that was barn smoldering within its mother. It just
Speaker 1: came out barren. Their cigarettes are very powerful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I never understood the burnt baby thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the the hell is happening with the I don't get
Speaker 3: that one.
Speaker 4: Is it just like the visual is supposed to upset
Speaker 4: you enough to not want to smoke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you smoke, this can happen to your baby,
Speaker 3: and it's like a whack.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never seen it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They in Canada, they they and it is half
Speaker 1: the carton. They're like they have to. And it was
Speaker 1: the same with their chew, which I unfortunately sometimes I chew.
Speaker 1: They they exactly there's a line and half of it.
Speaker 1: It's like marlborol cigarettes. Enjoy it. And then there's a
Speaker 1: picture of a lung that's just shriveled. Wow, And it's
Speaker 1: a huge ad for cancer.
Speaker 2: That's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 7: I you know, I still bottom it didn't affect Yeah.
Speaker 3: I used to love that Dennis Leary joke where he
Speaker 3: talked about how they would do that and he was like,
Speaker 3: let me tell you something. You could have cigarettes called tumors.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 4: You need the thing that's in them. It doesn't matter
Speaker 4: what's on the package.
Speaker 7: I wonder if Dennis Leary still smokes.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he does.
Speaker 2: I wonder if and Clay still smokes over his own head.
Speaker 1: I wonder if he's still in his arm and you know,
Speaker 1: now they's become kind of a guy. If it's arm
Speaker 1: is still able to do that.
Speaker 4: He's Actually he quit smoking because his hand couldn't reach
Speaker 4: his mouth anymore.
Speaker 3: He was doing a thing for a while where he
Speaker 3: was like on stage with like an unlit cigarette.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I would love to see him at the
Speaker 1: comedy store like tonight, just vaping on with a vapor
Speaker 1: was very modern.
Speaker 3: It did bump me out. It's like, yeah, it's not
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, ice Cube June twenty seventh, at the Stables.
Speaker 1: In sit I would love to gether that.
Speaker 2: I love him so much.
Speaker 3: I love him too. He looks furious in that picture.
Speaker 4: I used to have dreams about him coming and rescuing
Speaker 4: me in weird places all the time.
Speaker 2: It was very strange, very it's weird. It was pretty cool.
Speaker 4: One time I was on the side of a cliff
Speaker 4: and then he just like swung in I think on
Speaker 4: a helicopter.
Speaker 2: It is the best?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 3: Was he angry?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Angry?
Speaker 2: Is it getting here girl?
Speaker 4: And I was like, yes, I will.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not talking about that.
Speaker 2: I just I want to keep some things to myself.
Speaker 1: Well, you know you write a song about how ice
Speaker 1: care was always saving you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one time it was in the ocean. Yeah, there's
Speaker 4: kind of nothing better that I do. Someone's saving you,
Speaker 4: but not like I'm not treating you like a victim,
Speaker 4: like almost like giving you a hard time as.
Speaker 1: I'm going to write that song with you. Okay, you
Speaker 1: can have like the different dream scenarios and then it's easy.
Speaker 1: You can just use some of his lyrics.
Speaker 2: I didn't have to use my I K.
Speaker 1: Because I mean, you could go hackey with it. But
Speaker 1: I think you more. I look that that was one
Speaker 1: of the few times where I like, I get a
Speaker 1: little jabby. That's that's not my style that I don't
Speaker 1: and I always apologize and I take it.
Speaker 3: I can and I have to, But come on, does
Speaker 3: anybody else always find this guy with the violin on
Speaker 3: the side of the thing is Tom Green? Every time
Speaker 3: I drive by, I'm like, why is there a huge
Speaker 3: picture of Tom Green for a Yeah. Yes, now, that's
Speaker 3: so funny and perfect. The idea of ice cube rescuing you,
Speaker 3: that's so funny, it's perfect. I do it, and you're right,
Speaker 3: it's It's what makes Indiana Jones so great is because
Speaker 3: he's like yelling at the girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, yes, it says people.
Speaker 4: It's like, there's nothing hotter with people who don't have
Speaker 4: time for your bullshit.
Speaker 2: That's like the.
Speaker 1: Best, that's the best, and that's that's ice cubes thing.
Speaker 7: He does not even if even if it's a.
Speaker 1: Family comedy favor and he's rowing in a river with
Speaker 1: his family, are we there yet some movie like that?
Speaker 1: Those eyebrows, he's still still mad at his kid and.
Speaker 2: The power trying.
Speaker 1: Still doesn't have time for that ship.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 4: I just was gonna say he uh. My favorite thing
Speaker 4: ever is he was being interviewed on Craig Ferguson.
Speaker 2: That's how long ago it was, and Greg.
Speaker 4: Ferguson first asked him if he knew where Michael Jackson lived.
Speaker 2: No wait, first made.
Speaker 4: Him watch video of Craig Ferguson doing layout, which is
Speaker 4: one of the lamest things I've ever seen. It wasn't
Speaker 4: for a joke. It's like check this out. And then
Speaker 4: it was just like he threw the tape of him
Speaker 4: doing layup.
Speaker 1: He played basketball in Montana.
Speaker 4: And then the second thing he did was ask like
Speaker 4: an ice Cubes like what do you think of that?
Speaker 2: And ice Cubes like just kind of shrugged.
Speaker 4: And then they kept on talking and then he was
Speaker 4: like Michael Jackson, He's like, where do you live? And
Speaker 4: he said West Hills or where he lives. He goes, yeah, doesn't, uh,
Speaker 4: doesn't Michael Jackson live out there? And ice Cube goes, man,
Speaker 4: I don't know, and he was like super pissed one.
Speaker 2: Oh made me so fucking happy. He just like yelled
Speaker 2: at his interviewer.
Speaker 3: It's amazing. Did you ever see the Jimmy glick? Ice Cube?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't know.
Speaker 3: That's probably my favorite Jimmy glick. He goes out, he goes,
Speaker 3: you put on this tough guy image. He came in
Speaker 3: the green room before the interview. You're doing Petts in there,
Speaker 3: and he goes and you insisted on the dance bar
Speaker 3: there had to be.
Speaker 2: Was ice Cue just staring at him like he was.
Speaker 3: In on the joke, and he was like he was
Speaker 3: playing it like as if it was like making him angry,
Speaker 3: but you could tell he thought it was funny. He
Speaker 3: wasn't actually.
Speaker 1: Angry that he did when it was like Wayne Gretzkyer
Speaker 1: and was all excited about. But ice Cube was there
Speaker 1: and that's what I was excited about. And he had
Speaker 1: the green room, right, you know that you have your
Speaker 1: little waiting rooms, and he I really wanted to meet him.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize until he walked in. I like started
Speaker 1: rocking back and forth and I was like, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna and he just looked at me and I saw
Speaker 1: those eyebrows and I just turned around. I didn't I
Speaker 1: was scared of him.
Speaker 3: Me scary. I'd love to meet ice Cube, Yeah, I know,
Speaker 3: And I fucked it up. I met ice Tea.
Speaker 2: How is that?
Speaker 3: Oh you can say your thing first.
Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, it's every time I've ever
Speaker 4: met someone I actually really wanted to meet. It was
Speaker 4: so insanely disappointing. Yeah that it put me off.
Speaker 2: I like from Afar.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's better you get to keep all
Speaker 4: your illusions and they you don't have to see them
Speaker 4: be a douchebag, which is usually.
Speaker 3: What they do, lived up to it. I will say
Speaker 3: he I was really high. I was in college. I
Speaker 3: was an aspiring rapper. Were yeah, I wanted to be
Speaker 3: a rapper, and uh, I just I was. I went
Speaker 3: to see him. He did like a college circuit tour
Speaker 3: where he spoke the colleges and it was they were.
Speaker 3: It was awesome. He was. He was awesome at it
Speaker 3: because he like came out and he was like, let
Speaker 3: me tell you all right now, two things. If you're
Speaker 3: sending in fended by words like shit, pussy, fuck, bitch, dick,
Speaker 3: get the fuck out right now. That was this opening thing.
Speaker 3: And then yeah, and then he like broke down why
Speaker 3: none of those words are curse words. And he had
Speaker 3: a great argument and he got this applause break I remember,
Speaker 3: and then he was like, and do me a favor
Speaker 3: when you write your reviewing the paper tomorrow, don't fucking
Speaker 3: say I was well spoken, because what you're saying is
Speaker 3: I was well spoken for a black man.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck you.
Speaker 3: And like he was. He was so just like this
Speaker 3: is what I'm doing. Go fuck yourselves. And then he
Speaker 3: just told like some stories about about like his coming
Speaker 3: up in like gangs and like his years is like
Speaker 3: a pimp and like getting into the record industry, getting
Speaker 3: out of jail, like going to the army and then
Speaker 3: like all these opinions and social commentary things and blah
Speaker 3: blah blah blah. But anyway, I wanted to meet him
Speaker 3: since I was a kid, because he made me want
Speaker 3: to be a rapper when I was in like sixth grades.
Speaker 3: So I was like I had to run around the
Speaker 3: whole building afterwards to find him because they were like
Speaker 3: trying to get him out like quietly. I finally found him.
Speaker 3: I was really high, and uh, all these guys were
Speaker 3: giving him like demo tapes and stuff. Yeah, he was
Speaker 3: being accommodating like yeah, but like I and like he
Speaker 3: just like finally like turned to me and like looked
Speaker 3: at me, and he's like, what's up, man? And I
Speaker 3: was like and I was like shaking. I swear to god,
Speaker 3: I was almost crying. I was so like worked up
Speaker 3: because I'd waited literally like fucking over ten years to
Speaker 3: meet the guy. Yeah, and I was like, I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna give you a demo tape or anything. I don't
Speaker 3: I don't want your help with anything. I just want
Speaker 3: you to know that your your power. Album changed my
Speaker 3: life and you're the reason that I you're the reason
Speaker 3: that I want to be a musician. Man, thank you
Speaker 3: so much. And he just he shook his head. He goes,
Speaker 3: that's what's up, do it? Man, Get out there and
Speaker 3: bank some fucking hands.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, He's.
Speaker 2: Like all right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: And then he turned to this other Kuy and he
Speaker 3: was like, we're trying to hit a strip club. You
Speaker 3: guys wear strip club.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the best. And that's the ninety met Coco.
Speaker 4: As a single, tear of joy rolls down Rose's cheek.
Speaker 3: That was back when like something you know, I was
Speaker 3: I don't know, twenty or twenty one. I mean, that
Speaker 3: was back when something like that could keep you high
Speaker 3: for like, hell yeah, a week.
Speaker 1: What's that pre or post probably body Count?
Speaker 3: It was way after it.
Speaker 1: I kind of didn't I held body Count again. I
Speaker 1: was really excited for body Count, but I don't know,
Speaker 1: I wasn't into it.
Speaker 3: Sorry. I love the first body Count record.
Speaker 7: Cup Killer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that we get even cup Killer.
Speaker 3: You know, with the risk of sounding provocative or whatever,
Speaker 3: I think if you listen to cop Killer as a
Speaker 3: song from the standpoint of not somebody saying let's go
Speaker 3: kill cops, which is not what the song is about,
Speaker 3: but from the standpoint of somebody, like a protest song
Speaker 3: from somebody that grew up in the projects talking about
Speaker 3: like I'm tired of like getting the shit kicked out
Speaker 3: of me. You know, in that light, it becomes like
Speaker 3: this like black Flag like awesome, Like I love that.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I'll play it, but I need
Speaker 1: to get a tape player.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you listen to it with half an over mind,
Speaker 3: it's so obviously talking about corrupt cop like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It was like one of those things where people turned
Speaker 3: it into well.
Speaker 1: It's just hard not to compare it to the fact
Speaker 1: that he plays a cop on TV now, so that right,
Speaker 1: and my memory of it, it's like contradictory.
Speaker 4: But I think it was the same time as like
Speaker 4: the Tipper Gore parental guidance bullshit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they started getting really like we've got to crack down.
Speaker 1: She's single handedly ruined vaip hop for me. I loved
Speaker 1: murder rap. You love what murder rap? Like the Ghetto
Speaker 1: Boys and everything where they graphically talked about not just killed,
Speaker 1: they've talked about stabbing people like horror movie type killing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have a song called Mind of a Lunatic
Speaker 3: where they talk about corps fucking in it and I'm like,
Speaker 3: these guys have taken it all. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know what part of Houston they live where
Speaker 1: it's okay for a midget to murder children because he's
Speaker 1: the same height as him on Halloween of all nights.
Speaker 1: But yeah, there's a whole rap.
Speaker 3: Song where, uh, I don't want to cover that, there's
Speaker 3: a well mind playing tricks on me. Bushwick Bill talks
Speaker 3: about like his whole verse in the song is about
Speaker 3: how he went out and robbed kids for candy or folloween,
Speaker 3: and then he talks about how one of their dads
Speaker 3: comes after them to be like, you're fucking with children,
Speaker 3: stop it, And he's like, and then we beat the
Speaker 3: shit out of your dead. And then he's like we
Speaker 3: I came to and nobody was there with me, and
Speaker 3: I was punching concrete. Yeah, and it wasn't even close Halloween,
Speaker 3: and I was my mind's playing tricks somebody. I like
Speaker 3: this song about being like delusional.
Speaker 1: I like him When he goes a murder contest, you
Speaker 1: know I'll win it because then every mailbox, there'll be
Speaker 1: ahead with a knife in it. Now, you're really putting
Speaker 1: out a message there, if you're decapitating people leaving the night,
Speaker 1: putting it in a mailbox, putting the flag up.
Speaker 7: Let's talk that you've won the murder talk.
Speaker 3: My favorite get it was there?
Speaker 1: Yes please?
Speaker 3: Uh Josh Bill is a song called size Ain't Ship,
Speaker 3: where he goes contestant number one, come on down because
Speaker 3: you ain't winning ship but a root canal when I
Speaker 3: throw the fucking right cross and bust you dead and
Speaker 3: your goddamn mouth. That's a great bit.
Speaker 1: I like the cartoonist ones that barely make sense. At
Speaker 1: one point, Bush goes dead Heads and frog Legs cake Mix.
Speaker 1: I know, so he's so badass the dead Heads again,
Speaker 1: it's dead Heads. I think it's right after the mailbox
Speaker 1: from Chucky. Both those well yeah, yeah, I guess I
Speaker 1: really like that, And then they use samples of Chucky
Speaker 1: the doll from Child's Play and children Screaming. It's a
Speaker 1: soul song about the worst thing you can do is
Speaker 1: let me, uh like, babysit your kids.
Speaker 3: I'll teach them how to act.
Speaker 1: And if they ain't acting right there, Dying to Night
Speaker 1: ain't no use in you trying to stuff it.
Speaker 3: He's got a song on their third album or on
Speaker 3: their fourth album called Number It Is. But they're have
Speaker 3: an album Caul Till Death to his Part, and there's
Speaker 3: a Bushwick solo song on that called Murder Avenue, and
Speaker 3: it's just it's just like really really graphic murder stuff.
Speaker 3: And then at the end of it, he's like, he's like,
Speaker 3: don't get mad at don't get mad at the product.
Speaker 3: This is a work of art. Get mad the inspiration.
Speaker 3: This was inspired by Jeffrey Dahmer, and like he just like,
Speaker 3: so it's cool.
Speaker 4: Really he's the one who did it.
Speaker 2: I'm just talking about he speaks.
Speaker 7: He has a disclaimer at the end of the song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he and it doesn't it doesn't sound like he's
Speaker 3: saying a disclaimer, but he's like it's clear like his
Speaker 3: way of just being like, look, don't give me any ship.
Speaker 1: He probably did that because of it.
Speaker 3: But I I used to I still I'm still a
Speaker 3: huge Ghetto Boys fan. Like I mean to got back
Speaker 3: together a few years back. I was really excited as well. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I Willie d follows me on Twitter and it was
Speaker 3: like one of the greatest days of my life. He
Speaker 3: does an advice column for Vice Now really wow, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and he's like it's it's for real, like a deer abby,
Speaker 3: like fucking that's great.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's my f I wasn't that into Andrew w K.
Speaker 7: But I love that he does that. He like gets passionately.
Speaker 1: People write him letters and like I'm fifteen and I'm
Speaker 1: having this problem and he gets way into it and
Speaker 1: writes these long are the ones that you end up reading.
Speaker 1: Who knows if he has it all da? I like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like a motivational Is he like.
Speaker 3: A straight edge part like life is my high? Or
Speaker 3: does he party?
Speaker 7: I don't know that's a party.
Speaker 2: I think he drinks.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I must write well certainly during that album.
Speaker 1: I think that the Bloody Knows picture was from like
Speaker 1: party and then being drunk and fighting.
Speaker 3: I did a Fox News show with him once. He
Speaker 3: was really nice.
Speaker 1: Oh that red eye thing. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: I met the guy from Guar before he died on there.
Speaker 3: I meant a lot. I met the guy from the Vandals.
Speaker 3: I mean a lot of me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that odorous ungus he was on Uh. I worked
Speaker 1: on a show called The Daily Habit on fuel, and
Speaker 1: he's on panel and he was wearing his costume and
Speaker 1: they it's hard to wash that. I guess it's just
Speaker 1: like rubber coated foam, but it's like a spacesuit and
Speaker 1: he's a monster. But his real human testicle was just
Speaker 1: hanging out during the whole panel. And I swear I
Speaker 1: could specifically smell that his suit smelled in general like
Speaker 1: bo but his nut was there. And I'm talking about
Speaker 1: a guy who died, so I'm not making light of
Speaker 1: his life or his death, but his nut. I've never
Speaker 1: seen a testicle hang that low. I've never seen him
Speaker 1: a person so relaxed like it was hanging out and
Speaker 1: I was looking at it, and I like, he has
Speaker 1: to know. It was just like resting on the stool
Speaker 1: he's sitting on. He just didn't give a fuck, And
Speaker 1: that guy was his nut was.
Speaker 3: After he did his interview on Red Eye, he got
Speaker 3: up and there was blood speckled all on the desk
Speaker 3: where he was sitting that I believe had come from
Speaker 3: his mouth. I don't know what that was. Again, he
Speaker 3: did die. I'm not if it was related to his sickness.
Speaker 3: I'm not yea, I kind of took it more like
Speaker 3: he probably just said bleeding gun.
Speaker 1: He's a rock monster. Yeah, he's gonna bleed, He's gonna
Speaker 1: have his nuts out. He's a monster.
Speaker 7: He was a monster, but he was so funny.
Speaker 3: He was quick, hilarious.
Speaker 1: It was like a panel thing you watch videos, and
Speaker 1: he wrote written jokes for it, like when he didn't
Speaker 1: have to use our jokes. That was That was rare
Speaker 1: that even comics would show up with their jokes written,
Speaker 1: kind of like at Midnight. They have writer and then
Speaker 1: they're like, here's the jokes and they're like, well, I'll
Speaker 1: do that joke. That's better than what I wrote. They said,
Speaker 1: My friends work on that. They said, barely do comics
Speaker 1: even use their own jokes. But I thought I'd bring
Speaker 1: it all to a screeching hole by making it real,
Speaker 1: making it real and personal. But yeah, odorous young guests.
Speaker 3: I love the people that watch like the like I
Speaker 3: like ad Midnight, but I like the I love the
Speaker 3: fact that there are fans out there watching it that
Speaker 3: are like, they're like they are coming up with this
Speaker 3: right and the air. These people are so funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even people in my family like my dad, they
Speaker 1: they it's amazing that, Yeah, this place it's an art thing,
Speaker 1: and then she's adding art to their art.
Speaker 3: These fucking dipshits have been out here and droves taking
Speaker 3: picure and every fucking more on like that girl that
Speaker 3: was just dancing. I think they're the first person to
Speaker 3: do like some kind of like video or like, yeah,
Speaker 3: picture in front of it. It's like, asshole, you're gonna
Speaker 3: spreads in like a week and they're all gonna be
Speaker 3: the same.
Speaker 1: It's funny. It's true because I took a picture of
Speaker 1: that when I saw one night leaving el said and
Speaker 1: I said, look at that. Someone whitewashed that whole building,
Speaker 1: including the trees in La on sunset, there's this It
Speaker 1: looks like it used to be a hotel or an
Speaker 1: apartment building. It's been abandoned for like fifteen years. And
Speaker 1: someone with a Christmas tree flocking or something like that.
Speaker 1: I know it. They didn't paint the palm trees, because
Speaker 1: for a while I was like, that's kind of fucked up.
Speaker 1: You killed a bunch of palm trees. But it's all
Speaker 1: white and it's an art installation. But I that night
Speaker 1: I took a picture. I put it on Instagram, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is gonna get some thumbs, some hearts
Speaker 1: and the yea and everyone they like the entire Instagram fee.
Speaker 1: It was everyone else taking pictures of it too.
Speaker 2: So now it's been there that long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a been a few weeks so that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But and now everyone's doing doing a dance.
Speaker 2: Like a you know what, why do I ever? Why
Speaker 2: would I fall for that?
Speaker 4: No one's ever doing anything cool independently of some like,
Speaker 4: oh they're about to post this someone. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 4: just thought we drove by a girl doing a cool dance.
Speaker 2: But of course, of course not.
Speaker 3: It's all ship in this town.
Speaker 1: Well I'm that way too. It's like, oh, we should
Speaker 1: go do this. I think of a funny thing, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, we're gonna film it, right, I'm not
Speaker 1: just gonna do that memory was I'm not going to
Speaker 1: remember that if I did it. Anyway, This was so fun.
Speaker 4: We just pulled up in from your house. Do you
Speaker 4: do you have anything to plug?
Speaker 1: That was perfect?
Speaker 2: Gets posted tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Well, my podcast down with Joe de Rosa. If you
Speaker 3: don't quit, subscribe.
Speaker 7: To All Things Comedy.
Speaker 3: Yea, all Things Comedy. I'll be in Houston. I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'll be in Toronto at the Comedy Bar
Speaker 3: this Saturday and Sunday, and then I'll be in Houston
Speaker 3: the following weekend at the Improv. So come out for
Speaker 3: that stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds good. That sounds great.
Speaker 3: Can I kick it? Monthly Hip hop review comedy show
Speaker 3: with Al Jackson Tone Bell myself at at the Meltdown
Speaker 3: once a month. The next one's June. Nice, I guess
Speaker 3: that's it.
Speaker 7: You should try and get the ghetto boys of your
Speaker 7: show in Houston.
Speaker 3: Is that where they're Yeah, yeah, they're from fifth Word.
Speaker 3: Scarface still lives there in move because well, because that's
Speaker 3: the new Scientology building. I'm not kidding that car. No,
Speaker 3: that's what that is. That's what this massive structure is. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they built the new one right near the old one.
Speaker 3: It's like, I don't understand, You're going.
Speaker 1: To be across the street from them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm right across the street. Anyway. My scale, my
Speaker 3: new scale came in the mail and I'm excited about it,
Speaker 3: which tells you about where I'm at. Side and try it.
Speaker 1: All the same. I need to get a mirror for
Speaker 1: the same reason. I'm like, I've let myself go. I'm
Speaker 1: never looking at myself.
Speaker 3: Nice to have a good scale. I look at a
Speaker 3: good scale.
Speaker 2: Joe, You're you're the best.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what's fun. You've been listening to Do you
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