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Speaker 1: Are you leave in on?

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Speaker 2: You wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 3: much baggage you claim.

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Speaker 4: And give us time and a turmano and gay.

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off inside. You wanna welcome

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Speaker 2: you back home?

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared her?

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Speaker 5: Was it fine?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 4: Porn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do your need ride.

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Speaker 7: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 7: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: This is Karen col Garoff.

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Speaker 1: I thought recently I should have a like this is

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Speaker 1: Chris Fairbanks, and then have a name. I was gonna

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Speaker 1: say the handsomest face in podcasting. Okay, it's like a

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Speaker 1: playoff of a face made for radio. Sure, but I'd

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Speaker 1: go the handsomest facing podcast. Is it weird to say

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Speaker 1: I'm handsome? No?

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Speaker 4: Because you're insulting yourself right right by saying it exactly?

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: See a lot of people wouldn't see the joke, and

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Speaker 1: then they think that I was maybe sure myself, or

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Speaker 1: even confident, worse confident?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: And what what a thing to be accused of is

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Speaker 4: to actually think that you might be looking gross.

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Speaker 1: No, I've just people have been saying it, and so

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Speaker 1: I started to I've.

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Speaker 2: Been telling you you're good looking.

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Speaker 1: I just uh, you know, on Twitter, I'm apparently twitter

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Speaker 1: handsome also, And someone told me they're looking at one

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Speaker 1: picture if they could see me now my face is

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Speaker 1: it looks like I got stung by bees because I'm

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Speaker 1: so swollen in the face.

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Speaker 2: Uh. But so then you are kind of bragging at

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Speaker 2: the end of the day, at.

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Speaker 3: The at the very right before I go to bed,

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Speaker 3: I brag a little bit.

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Speaker 4: Eleven fifty nine. Yeah, this isn't even confessional.

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Speaker 3: I yes, exactly.

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Speaker 7: That's when I say that's but in the morning, I

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Speaker 4: But Chris, you are a classically good looking Hollywood face.

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Speaker 1: There we go. I just wanted you to say, oh,

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Speaker 1: I see the classic Hollywood face.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it should have picked up.

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Speaker 7: That was the whole Yeah, yeah, that could have been shorter.

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Speaker 4: I you know, I've never taken improv classes, and that

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Speaker 4: you can really tell when I don't pick up on those,

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Speaker 4: when you're no ending.

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Speaker 1: Me up until a certain point.

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Speaker 7: But it's okay, it's.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll do I call it giving you the business.

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Speaker 7: We should just take a one on one class at

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Speaker 7: the Groundlings.

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Speaker 2: I sure I have eight hundred dollars that I don't need.

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Speaker 1: Is that how much that is?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: It's all seems to be ridiculous. And like, to me,

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Speaker 4: we just did a show the other night at UCB,

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Speaker 4: and then leaving there, I was like, this is just

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Speaker 4: a high school for the arts.

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Speaker 1: It really is. The new UCB looks like there is hallways.

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Speaker 1: I believe they have lockers. There's a lunch room. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it very much. But I like that a little because

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Speaker 1: I don't know. If you're a parent and you're dropping

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Speaker 4: Sure that will comfort any parents, not the back of

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Speaker 4: it for their child.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 4: But me being over forty, I just have no business

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Speaker 4: being there. And I keep forgetting that, And then I

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Speaker 2: I'm too old, and I don't like it.

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Speaker 1: I keep forgetting that. Oftentimes you're just performing for the

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Speaker 2: Right, that's the thing, and I keep forgetting not in

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Speaker 1: I used to be in love.

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Speaker 7: Oh when I know you held the fake mic for

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Speaker 7: me to do.

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Speaker 1: But I'm not very good at Michael.

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Speaker 2: We can't do the high part.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's a that's as good as I get.

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Speaker 2: Should we talk for a second about how we're picking

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Speaker 2: up Jode Rosa?

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Speaker 7: Yes, we are going to lax to pick up Joda Rosa.

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Speaker 4: We're picking up Joda Rosa, good friend of mine, one

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Speaker 4: of my closer friends. I'd say he's not happy right

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Speaker 4: now because we're late.

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Speaker 2: I'm late. I made Chris late.

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Speaker 1: It's okay. I'll take the blame. I'll take fifty percent

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Speaker 2: You know what. That's what teamwork is. Taking blame you

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's beautiful. You know what, because I don't

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Speaker 1: want to tak your relationship with him. I just have

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Speaker 1: only been recently getting to know him. I'll take U

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Speaker 1: take seventy percent.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Really, you're going to shoulder the majority

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Speaker 1: Blame from the get go. I'm just gonna say it's

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 4: I think it'll be you know what nobody likes to

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Speaker 4: wait at the airport. I understand his irritation, right, Uh whatever,

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Speaker 4: when he gets in, we're gonna we're gonna give him

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Speaker 4: the right of a lifetime exactly.

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Speaker 1: Insact, we really are gonna he's gonna be back there

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Speaker 1: gripping the seats in fear. That's the kind of ride. Yes,

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Speaker 1: the ride of a lifetime. Sounds like we're gonna drive

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Speaker 1: like lunatics.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm gonna drive.

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Speaker 2: Seriously.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, all the cabs have gone insane. I'm sorry

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Speaker 4: about Lyft and Uber. You dis Yeah, yeah, my fault.

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Speaker 1: Cabs drive angrily thinking about Lyft and Uber all day now,

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Speaker 1: and they only are at the airport.

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Speaker 2: It's like, uh arriving flights.

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Speaker 4: They're like, they're like the kind of not that pretty

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Speaker 4: and start going to their high school.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or stepsisters when you're the new adopted sister. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's the same example. I didn't need to come up

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Speaker 4: No, you know what, it just it just helps make

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Speaker 4: clear there's some people listening to this, and you know

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Speaker 4: who you are, who.

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Speaker 2: Don't get it.

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Speaker 1: They didn't go to school. They didn't know what it

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Speaker 4: They were homeschool The homeschoolers need several explanations, so I try.

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Speaker 1: To do family ones that are more familiar to those

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Speaker 4: Or like it would be like if you had granola

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Speaker 1: Now you lost me. You lost me.

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Speaker 7: That's okay, But I am hungry.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm hungry too.

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Speaker 7: We are going? Is it Delta United?

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Speaker 2: It is Delta.

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Speaker 7: It's funny how those I always confuse the two?

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Speaker 1: We will be on the other side. Yes, yes, I

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Speaker 1: don't know why are Why do I confuse those two?

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Speaker 1: The same number letters? That's about all they have in common.

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Speaker 2: Delta and United. I think they're both old too, They're

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Speaker 1: Yes, I always confused two men named Earl and Merv too,

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Speaker 1: because they're they're old people.

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Speaker 2: I read the other the other day.

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Speaker 2: Is no one's named Nan anymore? Will be again?

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Speaker 2: Her name was Han.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of Andy Capp.

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Speaker 2: Oh Andy Cap the old scott are strong.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, he was abusively as strong keeper.

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Speaker 2: He called his wife pet Pet.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're right.

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Speaker 7: I used to just I mean, he was condescending.

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Speaker 2: But he but she would beat him up with a

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Speaker 1: I guess he wasn't taking face first naps on the couch.

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Speaker 1: He was a knocked unconscious.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 4: He had a lot of serious brain damage because of her.

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Speaker 1: Cap was abused.

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Speaker 2: I mean back then you were allowed couples.

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Speaker 4: It was like their business if they wanted to abuse

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Speaker 2: Yeah, back then, back then, I'm going to touch moments away. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: but my phone.

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Speaker 1: Is it's speaking of abuse. Everyone was all excited about

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Speaker 1: this boxing match yesterday. I just didn't care. Once someone said,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, may whether he beats up his girlfriends, No

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Speaker 1: one even talked about it. Is this the Chris Brown

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Speaker 2: That was on Twitter?

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Speaker 1: he punches his girlfriends.

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Speaker 2: They did, and then.

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Speaker 1: Patio hates he's like a Catholic guy. So I don't

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Speaker 1: care about either of them. I wanted them to simultaneously

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Speaker 1: knock each other out like Apollo Creed and Rocket.

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Speaker 4: Uh well, also, uh, that kind of stuff goes on

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Speaker 4: you know, as you know, there was like the video

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Speaker 4: of the guy just punching his girlfriend in the elevator.

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Speaker 2: It's just then on steroids. Is not good?

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Speaker 4: No, well accept it someday. It's not gonna happen anytime soon.

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Speaker 1: But the scariest one that I think the guy's going

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Speaker 1: to prison, I'm pretty sure he is. There's this MMA

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Speaker 1: guy he was like called the murder machine or something.

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Speaker 1: He was dating a porn star, of course, but he

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Speaker 1: you she didn't even look like a person. He bade

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Speaker 1: herself severely. It's like, well, he was a scary MMA

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Speaker 1: it seems like all.

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Speaker 7: He would do is that rolling.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing are you doing.

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Speaker 2: You can't go in there?

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Speaker 3: He doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, that was real screaming.

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Speaker 1: So that's okay, that's okay. We may have peaked a little.

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Speaker 1: I'll just go back.

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Speaker 2: There's a guy that just rolled in front of us,

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Speaker 2: slowed down and was.

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Speaker 1: Going to and now he's rolling away. He didn't like

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Speaker 2: Better the worst, and he's driving my exact car.

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Speaker 4: It's almost like when you someone holds your arms down

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Speaker 7: Is this unlocked?

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Speaker 4: It is?

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Speaker 1: Indeed, Hello, Joe, how are you hi?

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Speaker 3: He is just gonna smash anything.

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Speaker 2: Yes, high friend. I'm sorry you hate to make you

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Speaker 1: It's it's I'm I'm gonna take half the blame. I'm

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Speaker 3: No, I wasn't. I wasn't giving you ship. I was.

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Speaker 3: I just didn't know what lane to stand in.

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Speaker 2: Oh, right, because all those people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you do. You do have an interesting timetable conversion.

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Speaker 3: That's fine.

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Speaker 3: That's fine. We you know, we all have our things

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Speaker 2: And you know I love you, Joe.

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Speaker 7: I just one of the only one of the only

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Speaker 3: How are you doing? Man?

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Speaker 3: Pretty good? How are you? Haven't seen you since that

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Speaker 1: That was a fun night at your house.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't there.

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Speaker 7: I got to know, Joe. We were that My roommate

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Speaker 3: I told you about this, Karen. We left a bar

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've seen each other a few times, but never really.

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Speaker 2: Did you think classical looking embraced.

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Speaker 3: After I was close to him in the kitchen, I did, okay,

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Speaker 1: Right, it takes. That's what it takes for most people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's like a classic face for radio. That

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Speaker 2: And can I asked, had you guys done a show together?

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Speaker 2: What I'm saying is why wasn't I invited is that.

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Speaker 3: It was the wrap party for riot Fest.

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Speaker 7: That's what it was. We had our own rap party.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. We ran into each other at that bar.

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Speaker 2: That's a nice combination.

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Speaker 3: We had very fun.

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Speaker 1: It was very fun.

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Speaker 3: It was very fun. So I would have invited you

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Speaker 1: And also had it not been a boy's only, no

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Speaker 6: So this is the podcast, Like, what's the this is it?

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Speaker 3: Well, what was last night?

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Speaker 3: I had a good show, So you had drinks?

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Speaker 1: They are all there were a lot of west Side

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Speaker 1: Played darts with some other dudes that I just met.

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Speaker 7: I did my best at standing up.

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Speaker 3: I do that. I do that. I do a stary

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we just pick you up from coming from I

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Speaker 1: Great club. I love that. Very nice club, low ceilings,

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Speaker 7: We knew it was your birthday. And I walked in

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Speaker 4: Because they got your tax information, it.

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Speaker 4: But that's what I've been waiting for all my life,

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Speaker 7: Let's bring you into our session room. It's just down this.

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Speaker 2: Hallway, and this is how much we love you.

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Speaker 3: Were you ever like on set for something where like

453
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,080
Speaker 3: I was on set for something once and like the

454
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:12,600
Speaker 3: background actors went and got at lunch, uh like when

455
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,159
Speaker 3: they put it out and then they got reprimanded and

456
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,240
Speaker 3: they were like, the crew has to eat first. Guys.

457
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,320
Speaker 3: It's just so bad for the background actors. It was

458
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,840
Speaker 3: like they didn't know and ye profession was so stupid

459
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,000
Speaker 3: right now. So I was the opposite of that last

460
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,040
Speaker 3: night you were the crew. Yeah, she's like, you will

461
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,400
Speaker 3: eat first that.

462
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:32,600
Speaker 1: Even though you're looking down on the background actors, it

463
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,520
Speaker 1: kind of feels good to walk by them and get

464
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,560
Speaker 1: your food first and then stare at them all.

465
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:40,040
Speaker 2: I mean, and then eat in front of them.

466
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do, no matter what end on it, because

467
00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:46,480
Speaker 1: for them it's motivating. I want to be Jojoho said

468
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,040
Speaker 1: some day, look at him eating first.

469
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,960
Speaker 2: Look at him eat that sandwich.

470
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,520
Speaker 1: Plus he's making more than one hundred and seventy five

471
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,240
Speaker 1: dollars a day.

472
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,240
Speaker 3: It's is it one hundred and seventy five a day?

473
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,280
Speaker 1: If that's a good I mean, that's pretty good, right,

474
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,679
Speaker 1: that would be great. I was on a I was

475
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:03,960
Speaker 1: on a Western, so.

476
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:04,640
Speaker 2: It probably isn't.

477
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 3: Then, Yeah, I.

478
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,800
Speaker 1: Think it's next so Western I was in in Austin

479
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,719
Speaker 1: that that it was called American Outlaws.

480
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:15,200
Speaker 3: It had like, man, that's such an original type.

481
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was soda and it was them bad. It

482
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,439
Speaker 1: was about Billy the kid ors. I don't know, I

483
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:26,520
Speaker 1: forget everything. There was pinkertons in it, and uh, anyway,

484
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,920
Speaker 1: I the director had only directed flubber.

485
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 2: That and still that's like a real movie. That's a

486
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,119
Speaker 2: real movie director.

487
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 1: And I used his nice clean porta potty because the

488
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,800
Speaker 1: other one was down by the the extras holding area.

489
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 1: It was like one hundred and twenty five degrees. I'm

490
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,040
Speaker 1: not no, it was one hundred and fifteen. One day

491
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 1: they made T shirts. It was one hundred and fifteen degrees.

492
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 1: I got bit by a scorpion. Anyway I could hurt.

493
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,880
Speaker 1: It hurts, so I laughed. I couldn't believe how bad

494
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,040
Speaker 1: it hurt. I'm like, oh, I'm getting stung by a bee.

495
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,040
Speaker 1: And then it just got more and more intent and

496
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 1: to where I just had to giggle because I don't

497
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 1: know what to do when something hurts that bad. I

498
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 1: just and then uh, I pulled out, pulled the pants down.

499
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 1: They were shooting all of a sudden in the background,

500
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 1: someone's yangster pants down. I didn't have period underwear. They

501
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 1: were purple, so they had to cut. And then I

502
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:20,880
Speaker 1: pulled out in this little, tiny, white scorpion. It was tiny.

503
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:21,560
Speaker 3: That's bad.

504
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 1: And this guy crushed it with a rock. He's like,

505
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,199
Speaker 1: you really have to and I'm like, easy, you're overdoing it.

506
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 1: And he crushed it and it was all mangled. We

507
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 1: looked away for a second. It had crawled away. They

508
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,160
Speaker 1: are they are such a weird little prehistoric little guy.

509
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 3: But then I gots bad. Small was bad with scorpions.

510
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I.

511
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I learned that from Indiana Jones and The Kingdom

512
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 3: of the Crystal Score.

513
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 1: Can't you learned from that movie?

514
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 3: He says that when it comes to scorpions, the bigger

515
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 3: the better. Yeah. I believe that that's probably fact. That's

516
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 3: what they just made it.

517
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 1: When it stung me and I thought I was overreacting

518
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,400
Speaker 1: and scared. I thought they killed you by the way,

519
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 1: I was like, well, this is it. The scorpion was

520
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 1: just in my pants. We had just been taken off

521
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,880
Speaker 1: this cattle trap. Horrifying anyway. And then they wouldn't give

522
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 1: me benadrail or anything. They're like, you might be allergic.

523
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 1: I got bit by scorpion anyway, and then I went

524
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: to the porta potty and it was flubber directors porta potty,

525
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 1: and I almost got kicked off set until I reminded

526
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 1: them of the potential scorpion lawsuit. Yes, and then I

527
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 1: was fine. That's the end of my long story.

528
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 2: It was pretty good.

529
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 3: I liked it. I liked it.

530
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,200
Speaker 2: That made me think, though, but.

531
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 1: One hundred and seventy five dollars a day, Yeah, that's

532
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: what we got paid back. Then.

533
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,200
Speaker 2: It made me think Joe was just on better call Saul.

534
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 1: Yes, that's I want to see that.

535
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 2: It's so good. It's such a good It's just.

536
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,199
Speaker 7: Can you describe your character on it? Or is it

537
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 7: not coming out yet?

538
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 2: It?

539
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:49,960
Speaker 3: I can talk about.

540
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 2: It, Yeah, talk about it. I'm so excited, of course.

541
00:23:53,920 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 3: Uh play like a dirty veterinarian.

542
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: Who like a crooked one or an unclean like a yeah, yeah,

543
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: like filthy veteran. Yeah.

544
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 3: This prequel series centers more around hygiene than crime. Uh

545
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,439
Speaker 3: now it's uh yeah, I play like this sort of

546
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 3: crooked veterinarian who uh uh. There's a you know, spoiler

547
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 3: alert if you haven't seen it yet. Whatever, but like Mike.

548
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 3: Mike comes to me and says like he needs me

549
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 3: to help him sew up a bullet wound or something,

550
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 3: and I say like, hey, man, if you're looking for work,

551
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 3: wink wink, and he's like, nah, I don't want that

552
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 3: kind of work. And then he comes back to me

553
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,399
Speaker 3: later and he's like, you know, do you still know

554
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 3: those people? Because I need some work. So then they

555
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,679
Speaker 3: mentioned me in another episode where a guy goes the

556
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 3: VET always hires good people.

557
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: That's great, So that's Do you think that maybe because

558
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: they mentioned you again, it might be a reoccurring thing

559
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: or you're just hoping, so I hope.

560
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 3: So it's you know, it's it's one of those shows

561
00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:00,080
Speaker 3: where everything's pretty pretty under hard wraps, you know.

562
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,239
Speaker 2: So it was so I don't know.

563
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,880
Speaker 4: It was surprising to me though, because a couple key

564
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,439
Speaker 4: people had mentioned how much they liked it. But I

565
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 4: really thought it would blow up on Twitter being a

566
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 4: breaking bad sequel or a prequel. So I figured kind

567
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 4: of subconsciously something must be wrong with it because people

568
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 4: aren't talking about it that much, right, And someone told

569
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 4: me like, no.

570
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 2: You it's amazing, Like you have to watch it.

571
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 4: It's amazing, terrific and yeah, and from the second the

572
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 4: first episode started, I was like, this is like a

573
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 4: beautiful masterpiece.

574
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 3: That's that's it's cool to be part of something like

575
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,360
Speaker 3: that that people.

576
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 1: I am not going to watch you on it tonight.

577
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 3: I'm excited about it. I've I haven't had a ton

578
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 3: of acting work, but the stuff I've been in has

579
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 3: been really cool stuff. So I feel very privileged.

580
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the cool part of getting acting work as

581
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: a comedian because it's just a yeah, I can do that.

582
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,719
Speaker 1: I guess that plan me that people strive for and

583
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 1: then you get a great gig like that that always

584
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 1: Tray and Juilliard dorks never get to do.

585
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 3: It was the gig. It was the It was the

586
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 3: gig that I wanted to go find my acting teacher,

587
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 3: one particular acting teacher I had in college and be like,

588
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 3: see because he told me once that I was too

589
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 3: one note and that I needed to expand whatever, and

590
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 3: that basically like really shit on me at like the

591
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 3: most vulnerable time in my life where you're like were

592
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 3: you going to your teacher and you're being like, am

593
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 3: I any good at this? Like do I? Like I

594
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,199
Speaker 3: don't know, Like I mean, I'm a college kid, like

595
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 3: should I keep doing this or not? Because I can't

596
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 3: get booked in any of the school plays because I'm

597
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 3: not a theater major and when they only book the

598
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 3: theater major, so like, you know, you're just looking for

599
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 3: any sort of reassuring and stead like maybe you should

600
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 3: keep at it. Because the teachers were not all of them,

601
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 3: but many of them in my school were surprisingly I'm nurturing.

602
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, it's the old those who can't do teach

603
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,199
Speaker 4: thing that I always had a huge problem with that

604
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 4: because it's these people that they are loving lording, pretending

605
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 4: that they are experts over people who wouldn't know better,

606
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 4: when in reality and when you get older, you realize

607
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 4: clearly if they were in this small town near my parents' house,

608
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 4: they probably weren't that good at acting.

609
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: It was so easy to see. When I was in

610
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: art school, I had these painting classes, and the teacher

611
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: they would say, you know, try and critique what I

612
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 1: was doing. And it was hard for them because I'd

613
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: be like, oh, no, I've seen your paintings, they're in

614
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,880
Speaker 1: your office. You're you're a terrible artist. I don't want

615
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: to listen to what you have to say at all

616
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: you do.

617
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 7: Those weird stretched out horses.

618
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 1: Blurry, this is your horrible painter, Marion Jorney. Yeah, okay,

619
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: there we go.

620
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny. I was proud of myself that I

621
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 3: didn't name you just go there go.

622
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: That was not even the teacher that that's just whose paintings.

623
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: I was describing the guy, a totally different teacher. But

624
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 1: they can all go to help.

625
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 4: I also just love the note of your two one

626
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 4: note where it's like, have you seen any Hollywood movie

627
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 4: with any actions?

628
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 3: Ye?

629
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 2: Canna reeves Tom Tom.

630
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

631
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: The only the only movie you have to be multiple

632
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: noted for is like a Bollywood film where like you're

633
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 1: a villain in this first scene and then you got

634
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: to break into a song and dance, and then you're

635
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: then we go to the romantic interloose.

636
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 3: It's possibly possibly the worst note you could give an

637
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 3: aspiring actor is is don't try to try not to

638
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 3: be typecast. Yeah no, no, that actually will get you worse.

639
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 2: That's how it works Hollywood.

640
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: Literally, Oh you mean like that that damn unknown de

641
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: Niro guy dead in the beginning.

642
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so that was there were those were that

643
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 3: was like one of my what I would call my

644
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 3: sulking credit. You know, I remember I wrote a one

645
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 3: act play in college too, and they I wanted to.

646
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 3: I mean, talk about a bunch of fucking rights, right,

647
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 3: I wanted to. I wanted to produce the one act

648
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 3: play that I wrote in the fucking Who Gives a Ship?

649
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 3: Black Box Theater?

650
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.

651
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 3: It would cost them no money. I just wanted, like,

652
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 3: give me a week where I can do my thing

653
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 3: here your They met about it. The teachers all met

654
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 3: and they said no. And they said no. And when

655
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 3: I got my when I worked on Without American Summer,

656
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 3: I wanted to fly to each of them be like,

657
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 3: do you see that I'm a professional writer? Now?

658
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: Fuck you.

659
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 3: It made me so fucking mad.

660
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 4: But there are those and I'll be the irritating person

661
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 4: who says it. The reason that you're on What American

662
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 4: Summer is because those people didn't see what you had

663
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 4: to offer and it made it gave you that gas

664
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 4: to get you even further.

665
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your reason.

666
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 7: I wish my dad had hit me, Yes, I do do.

667
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: Do you know how successful of the comedian I would

668
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: be if he wasn't so goddamn supportive of my whole life.

669
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Karen, you went Henry Rollins with that.

670
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 2: I meet out with Henry Wallins one time.

671
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: What yeah was that black flag? Henry Rollins?

672
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 2: It was for a sketch, so let's just actually qualify

673
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 2: it in reality.

674
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 3: Okay, sketch.

675
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 4: It was when I worked on Zach Alfanakis's talk show

676
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 4: for three months.

677
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 2: And uh, Henry Rollins was a guest.

678
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 4: I was playing Zach's mother, so they had me like

679
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 4: I had like big, crazy, basically fifties mom hair and

680
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 4: like a fifties cocktail dress on, and Zach's trying to

681
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 4: like kiss up to Henry Rollins.

682
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 2: And then I come out of.

683
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 4: The household drunk and like Zack get in hair whenever

684
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 4: He's like, mom, sstop embarrassing me. And then me and

685
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 4: Henry Rowlans just make out and he like laid me down.

686
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 4: We were on the front porch of this house and

687
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 4: he literally laid me down like we made out. They

688
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 4: finally call cut and he stood up and goes, you've

689
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 4: done that.

690
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 2: Before, and I.

691
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 4: Was a acting and b just kissing you back, like,

692
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 4: don't stand up and call me a slut.

693
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: Guy. He just judges people He's like, if anyone ever

694
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: had a drink, He's like, well, you do that every day,

695
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: don't yet, Like he's that's the kind of guy he is.

696
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: He's a reformed, straight edg G type guy.

697
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 3: I'm a big Black Flag fan of the of the

698
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 3: Rollins years.

699
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 2: Gets one letter away from really causing.

700
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 3: A problem black and then almost saying another slur or

701
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 3: not that black's a slur, you know what I mean?

702
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: It depends on how if you're yelling we're.

703
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 3: In la Ever, you know, and he got everything's dangerous

704
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 3: to say out here? Uh uh the uh oh. I

705
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 3: tweeted it speaking black, I tweeted, I was very proud

706
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 3: of this tweet. At the airport this morning, there was

707
00:31:54,920 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 3: a coffee called Black Thunder and I said this. He

708
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 3: plays named one of their bruis after Keith Robinson. Very

709
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 3: very proud of that tweet. Simple, simple fun.

710
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 2: That guy's so funny.

711
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 3: But I'm a big He's hilarious, but I'm a big

712
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 3: HEMO set up a big Keith Robinson fan. I am.

713
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 3: I'm a big Black Flag fan, but he is very

714
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 3: As much as I want to meet Henry Rollins, he's

715
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 3: very I saw a video him once on on YouTube.

716
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 3: It's not a very old video.

717
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 2: Do we stand up?

718
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 3: No, He's like in the back, this is It's funny

719
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 3: you say that, Karen, Because here's the weird part. When

720
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 3: he does his like spoken word stand up stuff, he

721
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 3: seems like such a jovial, like approachable guy, and he's

722
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 3: got a great sense of humory. He makes fun of himself.

723
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 3: Then you get him into an interview and he gets

724
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 3: like fucking intense eyes and you're like, where did the

725
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 3: fun guy go?

726
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet.

727
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 4: That's because he gets nervous and he wants people to

728
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 4: take him seriously.

729
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 2: It's the deadly thing. Comics do the same exact thing

730
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 2: the time.

731
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 4: We're like one ounce of fame or like a paneling

732
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 4: on something or whatever, and suddenly the most like airless,

733
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 4: boring person in the world because people just want.

734
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 2: To be taken seriously and they think that's how you do.

735
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 4: It instead of like continuing to be kind of awesome

736
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 4: and real.

737
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, they tighten up their assholes.

738
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 3: They have Yeah, totally.

739
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: There's a music festival here in La called the Fuck

740
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: Is It fu F Fest? FYF Yeah, and they have

741
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: comedy at it, or they did a couple of years ago,

742
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 1: and so we were able to go see shows and

743
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: like stand backstage, which was neat. I really wanted to

744
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: see Dinosaur Junior and we got to hang out. I

745
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: was with you, and then so we saw Henry Rowlins, like, oh,

746
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: maybe you weren't there, because Henry Rowlins was cartoonishly in

747
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: the background and enjoying Dinosaur Junior, which I didn't expect.

748
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: I thought maybe they dye Star Junior, maybe would have

749
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: a history of not being hardcore enough for him to

750
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: like them, I guess. But he was like dancing, he

751
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 1: was smiling and dancing and like getting super excited. He's

752
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 1: way into and then afterwards the guy Tyler what's his name,

753
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, photographer, Yeah, yeah, Tyler, the Dan the automator,

754
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:20,760
Speaker 1: and with him, Uh, he's taking the photos of these guys.

755
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: And so I'm just standing there with jam Ascus from

756
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 1: Dice for Junior and Henry Rowinds and then and then

757
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: he goes, what are you doing here, like kind of

758
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: like why are you standing here?

759
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 3: What do you want? Yeah?

760
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Henry Rowlands Jami asks said nothing. He's kind of

761
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,240
Speaker 1: was creeping me out, but uh, I said, I'm a comedian,

762
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: I'm doing comedy.

763
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 7: In the and.

764
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: And he's like, well, I sure would like to do that.

765
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 1: It was so weird to me. It's like, oh, you know,

766
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: you probably could, Yeah, you probably could anywhere you want

767
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: and you could just walk had exactly know. He was like, well,

768
00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:00,439
Speaker 1: who would I talk to about that? And I said, oh, yeah,

769
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 1: this guy Ryan mcminnim and I could get you his

770
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: info and then but that's pretty much my story. But

771
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: I walked away thinking I'm not gonna fucking book Henry

772
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: Hollins and he can figure it out himself. So I

773
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: didn't like get them together. Yeah, but he did ask

774
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 1: me to be the go between. I guess I'm kind

775
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 1: of bragging.

776
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 2: I think we all are today.

777
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 3: But yeah, I started it, Yeah, carrying me that with

778
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 3: Nary Rollins.

779
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 4: I always forget that fact and what like what real

780
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 4: power that fact wields?

781
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 2: I never tell anybody. Yeah, that's why I pulled it out.

782
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: And why'd I pull mine out? Because you already had

783
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: made out with him, Like mine's just a conversation.

784
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 2: I really listen, that's what podcasting is.

785
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: We're just it's just a content conversation, contest, it's all.

786
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 2: It's all a contest.

787
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 3: It's all a contest. I'm thinking about discontinuing my podcast.

788
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 3: I'm serious.

789
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 2: I'm not sure this podcast reminded you.

790
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 3: Maybe because it just made me think of that. No,

791
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 3: because of what you just said, Because the contest, I'm

792
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 3: kind of thinking of just stopping it. I just got

793
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 3: onto the network, the same network you guys are. Yeah, yeah,

794
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 3: and you know I started doing one with Kurt Brownholler.

795
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 3: We do it like sporadically and release it through our

796
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,280
Speaker 3: respective podcast.

797
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 2: What's that called, just in case, It's.

798
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 3: Called Emotional Hangs, And it's about it's about Kurt and

799
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,359
Speaker 3: I as adult man, like basically in real time, exploring

800
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:29,800
Speaker 3: our friendship developing, like there's two grown men and vulnerability

801
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 3: and like when friends aren't when two grown men aren't

802
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 3: scared to be a little vulnerable. So it's fun we

803
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 3: talk about like we'll be like you know, like one

804
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,879
Speaker 3: of the things once was like, you know, you sent

805
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 3: me a text Kurt. I gave Kurt a pep talk

806
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 3: because he was feeling down the road. Then he sent

807
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,720
Speaker 3: me a text and he's like, I love you, buddy,

808
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 3: And I was like, Kurt, I wanted to say I

809
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 3: love you, but two so bad when I was scared

810
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 3: he is like, I probably would have made fun of

811
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 3: you because I'm not comfortable with it, but I do

812
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 3: love you. Like it's stuff like that.

813
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, if with that situation, I feel like I'm being

814
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: set up, I just get twelve years old.

815
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 3: I rarely say I love you back.

816
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 2: But it's a jackass prank where you say it and

817
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 2: then they just take that.

818
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

819
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm I enjoyed, Like when I started doing that,

820
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 3: when I was like, man, this is really fun and

821
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a purpose to this podcast.

822
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. It just made me look at.

823
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 3: Mine after a year and a half of doing it,

824
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 3: and I just kind of was like, oh, christ, who cares.

825
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 3: You had to hear me like discuss anxiety.

826
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

827
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 4: But I did your podcast and I really liked it

828
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 4: because you did like you wrote a lot for it,

829
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 4: so all the topics it wasn't your average podcasts were

830
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 4: like today we're going to Louisville and then it's just

831
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 4: dude's talking, like you wrote essays about the topic.

832
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 2: I thought it was very like pointed and good.

833
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I got to get back into doing that.

834
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 3: I've gotten like when I had to do solo ones,

835
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 3: I stopped, which I started having to do a lot

836
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 3: because it's impossible to book guests.

837
00:37:58,840 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh huh.

838
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 2: When you're late to pick them up. All the time,

839
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 2: I was giving no, no, no.

840
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 3: No, I no, please, let's not do this, please breakup.

841
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 2: You're right on the verge of breaking up again. Joe

842
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 2: and I've been going through some rocky times lately.

843
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know you guys were an item. I

844
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: didn't know that we're like a friendship breakup here, we're

845
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: a friendship item. Oh.

846
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 4: I got a lot of people want to be just

847
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 4: like us friendship wise, but Joe and I are like

848
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 4: I just told this to Georgia Hardstark. My favorite thing

849
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 4: about my friendship with Joe, which started because we worked

850
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 4: on Pete Holmes show together.

851
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: Oh you worked on that show?

852
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,399
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, yeah, yeah, that's where Karen and I met.

853
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 4: Joe is the kind of guy that after a party

854
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 4: or a hangout, will call you the next day to

855
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 4: talk about it, which is my favorite thing to do

856
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 4: in the world, and these days no one, even girls,

857
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 4: don't really do anymore. It's like maybe you'll get like

858
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 4: a text of like that was crazy, or talk about

859
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,240
Speaker 4: one thing, but like Joe will go over at peace

860
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 4: by goddamn peace.

861
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 2: And it's that's my favorite favorite thing to do.

862
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 3: I love it. I love that you love doing that.

863
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 3: I can always count on you to go down the

864
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 3: whole list. And I mean I'm talking about Chris. We're

865
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 3: talking about like did you see what she was wearing?

866
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:11,399
Speaker 1: Right?

867
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 3: Like? Stuff like that.

868
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 5: That's what the example throw out. That's shoes, that is

869
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 5: all said. You see what she was wearing? What is

870
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 5: she crazy?

871
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 2: I meanwhile, I've been wearing the same clothes four or

872
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 2: five years. But I have no problem.

873
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: I want to do it with you. Joe. Okay, the

874
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: night I hung out at your place, what was up

875
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,839
Speaker 1: with a Domian just laying on the couch that whole

876
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: time kind of slouched back. He never stood up there.

877
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: See that's my example of he didn't do that.

878
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 7: Yeah.

879
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I tell you one thing I like about James

880
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,760
Speaker 3: and James and I are friends, and I would say,

881
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 3: I know James about as I talked to you, Karen.

882
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 3: I talked to you more. But I know James in

883
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 3: the same way that I know you. Where it's like

884
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 3: we kind of met doing stand up. Yeah, uh, we

885
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 3: haven't known each other time wise, A terribly long amount

886
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 3: of time, but you know, like we're friends, you know

887
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 3: what I mean. It was like kind of a fast

888
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 3: friend kind of thing where I'm like, yeah, I like

889
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 3: this guy. Yeah, me too.

890
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 1: He used to live in a house with all the

891
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: midnight show guys, that sketch show at UCB, and that's

892
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: I was there often sleeping there because of my my drinking.

893
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 3: Yeah it's fine, Yeah, okay, we're pulling.

894
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: And he has these these brothers that are kind of

895
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 1: like these o'doyle rules type dudes.

896
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 3: Hey, no, it's not.

897
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: They're kind of like tough guys. But one of them

898
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: really looks and sounds like him. And I was on

899
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,959
Speaker 1: the couch and I thought James had come in late

900
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: at night, and he sat down and I just I

901
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: can't remember what I spilled my guts about, and he

902
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: was just like uh huh uh huh. And I look

903
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: over and it wasn't James. It was his brother that

904
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: I that I'd never met before that I just saw

905
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,280
Speaker 1: I'm almost getting a fight.

906
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 3: With That is such that is would be such an

907
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 3: awesome Seinfeld. I didn't know that I'm the same. They

908
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 3: tell him some crazy secret. Oh that's such a good

909
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 3: side forral premise. Yeah, The thing I love about James

910
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 3: is now I talked to Karen. Karen, you and I

911
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 3: talk a lot. James and I rarely talk on the

912
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 3: phone or anything like. We never talk on the phone.

913
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 3: But I don't see him a ton. But when I

914
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 3: do see him, it's right back where we left it off,

915
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 3: which I appreciate about. So he will lay on the

916
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 3: couch because he's comfortable. That's what it was. He was comfortable.

917
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 3: I was pacing around. You were pacing like a lunatic.

918
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,399
Speaker 1: I was what That's what that was about him laying

919
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 1: on the couch. Yeah, it's holding up a mirror to

920
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: my anxiety of having just met a new person. Not

921
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 1: knowing where the bathroom was. I remember I had to

922
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. I was too worried about asking.

923
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: I didn't know how we how I'd get home. It

924
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 1: was late. I was intimidated because you have a nice

925
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: car and I have a not a nice car.

926
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 3: I don't have that car anymore.

927
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: It was a beautiful I liked that it was a

928
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: very challenger.

929
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:59,399
Speaker 3: It was a Dodge Challenger, but it wasn't a good

930
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 3: day to day are so I trained it for like

931
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 3: a good day to day day to day car. I

932
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 3: have a Jeep Liberty Limited Limited. Yeah, and it's very nice,

933
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 3: sun roof, windows all around black. It's funny that limited

934
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 3: with it's got some good speakers and it's a great

935
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 3: like hip hop car. It's a great like West Side

936
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,439
Speaker 3: Connection car, which I like quite a bit.

937
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 2: Did you ever drive down to the LBC some drama?

938
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 3: I got drama. I get all the drama I need

939
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 3: in my house. You know, you know I don't need

940
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 3: any more drama. I want to go to Compton and

941
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 3: go to that barbecue place in Compton. There's like a fame.

942
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 3: It's called a just the one. Well, there's one that's

943
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 3: like it's like I've been across the board rated the

944
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 3: best barbecue place in l A. All the views are like,

945
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 3: I'm from Texas and it's the ship.

946
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 2: Uh you know, I mean.

947
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: I know, I can't think of the name, but I

948
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 1: think they have like a sad which that or a

949
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: burger that is also fifteen feet feet Look at me,

950
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: I'm not even doing one foot and I said fifteen

951
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: it's about a foot tall.

952
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 3: It's about a foot.

953
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, towers it like leans over but it was mostly

954
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: barbecue and it was in a part of la that

955
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: I felt nervous in. But we had cameras and stuff.

956
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: It was for that fuel show and we were just

957
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: talking and they were the Swedish people ever. But I

958
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: did get sick.

959
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 3: You got sick.

960
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, it tasted great. I don't know. Some chicken touch

961
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 1: some pork.

962
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 3: Uh.

963
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: They had to be rating. I don't. I'm not blaming

964
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 1: it on them. I'm glad I haven't said the name. Yes,

965
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 1: a lot of the people there would kill me for

966
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: a dollar, the employees, but no, it isn't. They They

967
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: were these German guys that worked in the kitchen. They

968
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:48,760
Speaker 1: were Germans.

969
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 2: Oh they shipped in. Some Germans make barbecue.

970
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're racist, Chris.

971
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 3: It's not the same thing, different places.

972
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 2: Like I'm talking about them.

973
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 3: I love a McRib I saw the billboard once and

974
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 3: I had to stop and get it immediately. Did you

975
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 3: love them ever had one? It's delicious. McDonald's doing a

976
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 3: barbecued pork sandwich. I mean, how could it be bad?

977
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: They it's because they pour it into a mold and

978
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: there's fake the shape like flintstones, cartoonish bones in it.

979
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: But they aren't bones. They're just like, hey, it's kind

980
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,800
Speaker 1: of shaped. Like the way you think ribs would be shaped.

981
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 3: Right, They've fallen off of that thing in recent years.

982
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 3: It's more of just like a pork patty now, okay, Uh.

983
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 1: People got shape probably Yeah, it wasn't fooling anyway.

984
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 2: It's bones now.

985
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a it's a great sandwich.

986
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: Man.

987
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 3: I'm devastated about the news of McDonald's is having hard times.

988
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 3: I love McDonald's. I will support it till the day.

989
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 1: Financially they're financially having hard times. Why is that so

990
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: hard for me to believe?

991
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 3: They lost? Their profit margin was down, Like it was

992
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 3: an insane I'm pulling a number out of my astronaut,

993
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 3: but it was like literally like three hundred million dollars

994
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 3: or like they're there are like thirty five McDonald's locations

995
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 3: that are gonna close.

996
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: Why why is there a reason for it?

997
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 4: Are people generally I think going so people are just

998
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 4: starting to realize they're killing themselves. I mean it's such

999
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 4: a people are really unhealthy, I say, being one of

1000
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 4: the leaders of that group. Uh like that that food

1001
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,839
Speaker 4: is so awful. It's not just like standardly bad of

1002
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 4: like I shouldn't eat this. Yeah, fried chicken sandwich it's

1003
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 4: like they put sugar on their French fries.

1004
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're fucking so good.

1005
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 2: They are so good, and they're so good at like

1006
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 2: two thirty in the morning.

1007
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 1: Well, that's similar to Walmart in that everyone leaving a McDonald's,

1008
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: I notice has the same limp. They're all like walking

1009
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: oygen this kind of the sugar in my ankle is

1010
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 1: making me limp again, type of a.

1011
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 3: It's it's a brilliant it's a brilliant business structure. Like

1012
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 3: I've I've discussed McDonald's at length with people and how

1013
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 3: it's the only food. I don't know if you've noticed this,

1014
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 3: but I certainly have. You can pull it apart with

1015
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 3: your tongue. You can pull it McDonald's burger apart with

1016
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 3: your and it's like here you go. Anybody at any age,

1017
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 3: with any amount of teeth can eat this and it's

1018
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 3: still delicious, and.

1019
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 4: It always tastes exactly the same, exactly the same.

1020
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 2: It's the Starbucks thing. Why Starbucks is so popular.

1021
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,439
Speaker 4: People just want to know what they're going to get

1022
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 4: so they can make the informed decision of like, Okay,

1023
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 4: here's five dollars, I'm going to get that exact same

1024
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 4: cheeseburger every.

1025
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 2: Time, and you know what, shit stop laughing at.

1026
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: There's the vision of someone's tongue out and using it

1027
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,439
Speaker 1: as a cutting tool. I didn't. I guess you could

1028
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 1: put a burger.

1029
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 3: You could like dumb it. You could like rip it

1030
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 3: off and dumb it and then like pull it apart.

1031
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 3: So funny though it's I always say it's cartoon food.

1032
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,399
Speaker 3: It literally looks like the Hamburger's like that Wimpy Eats

1033
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 3: and Popeye cartoon.

1034
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 1: I always was jealous when they like take a bite

1035
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 1: out of chicken and they just bit far enough into

1036
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 1: the drumstick that they would have hit bone. But it's cartoons,

1037
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: so it's just a thing all made with that chicken handle.

1038
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 3: That's why I always get the turkey leg at Disneyland.

1039
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 3: That's what that's like.

1040
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 4: That's a huge The visual of people walking around with

1041
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 4: a huge turkey leg is so hilarious.

1042
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,879
Speaker 1: Powerful though. It's like when you have a turkey leg

1043
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 1: that size, you feel like you're you could someone to death.

1044
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:30,839
Speaker 3: It's so good.

1045
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 1: Smith, It's like you have wronged me, kill him, and

1046
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: they just kill it. Court Jester.

1047
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 3: Here's the other genius thing about McDonald's. You can't recreate it.

1048
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 3: You could sit home all day and try to make

1049
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 3: a quarter pounder. It will never taste like a quarter pounder.

1050
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 1: Right, you don't.

1051
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 3: Recreate a whopper. I do not like a whopper. Shit

1052
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 3: on the whopper. But you could recreate something that tastes

1053
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 3: sort of like a whopper at your house, like enough

1054
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 3: like it where you be like, okay, but if you

1055
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 3: want a quarter pounder or a big mac, you better

1056
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 3: go get a quarter pound or a bit.

1057
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 4: And you've got a degree in chemistry on there is

1058
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 4: like it's like different ways they've invented new versions of

1059
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,240
Speaker 4: MSG essentially.

1060
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they had there's like scientific measurements.

1061
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,399
Speaker 2: I mean, if.

1062
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 3: There is a video from Canada, I don't know if

1063
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 3: it stands for all McDonald's, but they're like, oh, pig slime, Eh,

1064
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 3: here's how we make the McNuggets and they like take

1065
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 3: you through every step and then it's all like regular

1066
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 3: stuff and you're like, Okay, that doesn't look so bad.

1067
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 3: But I mean maybe it's fake or maybe it's just

1068
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 3: in Canada. That's how they do it.

1069
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 2: I just in Canada, they care about people's health. They

1070
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 2: get up.

1071
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: Front and they're like, hey, you want some cigarettes. Well,

1072
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 1: here's a picture of a burnt baby. Yeah, on the

1073
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: side that was barn smoldering within its mother. It just

1074
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: came out barren. Their cigarettes are very powerful.

1075
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I never understood the burnt baby thing. Yeah,

1076
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 3: the the hell is happening with the I don't get

1077
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 3: that one.

1078
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 4: Is it just like the visual is supposed to upset

1079
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 4: you enough to not want to smoke.

1080
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you smoke, this can happen to your baby,

1081
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 3: and it's like a whack.

1082
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1083
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never seen it.

1084
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. They in Canada, they they and it is half

1085
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: the carton. They're like they have to. And it was

1086
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: the same with their chew, which I unfortunately sometimes I chew.

1087
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: They they exactly there's a line and half of it.

1088
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: It's like marlborol cigarettes. Enjoy it. And then there's a

1089
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: picture of a lung that's just shriveled. Wow, And it's

1090
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,760
Speaker 1: a huge ad for cancer.

1091
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 2: That's kind of cool.

1092
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.

1093
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,919
Speaker 7: I you know, I still bottom it didn't affect Yeah.

1094
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 3: I used to love that Dennis Leary joke where he

1095
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 3: talked about how they would do that and he was like,

1096
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:42,760
Speaker 3: let me tell you something. You could have cigarettes called tumors.

1097
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 2: That's right.

1098
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,320
Speaker 4: You need the thing that's in them. It doesn't matter

1099
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 4: what's on the package.

1100
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 7: I wonder if Dennis Leary still smokes.

1101
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:52,479
Speaker 3: I don't know if he does.

1102
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 2: I wonder if and Clay still smokes over his own head.

1103
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 1: I wonder if he's still in his arm and you know,

1104
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: now they's become kind of a guy. If it's arm

1105
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: is still able to do that.

1106
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 4: He's Actually he quit smoking because his hand couldn't reach

1107
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:06,280
Speaker 4: his mouth anymore.

1108
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 3: He was doing a thing for a while where he

1109
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 3: was like on stage with like an unlit cigarette.

1110
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I would love to see him at the

1111
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: comedy store like tonight, just vaping on with a vapor

1112
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 1: was very modern.

1113
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 3: It did bump me out. It's like, yeah, it's not

1114
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,240
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, ice Cube June twenty seventh, at the Stables.

1115
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 1: In sit I would love to gether that.

1116
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 2: I love him so much.

1117
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,760
Speaker 3: I love him too. He looks furious in that picture.

1118
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 4: I used to have dreams about him coming and rescuing

1119
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 4: me in weird places all the time.

1120
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 2: It was very strange, very it's weird. It was pretty cool.

1121
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:44,760
Speaker 4: One time I was on the side of a cliff

1122
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 4: and then he just like swung in I think on

1123
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 4: a helicopter.

1124
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 2: It is the best?

1125
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 1: Really?

1126
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:50,280
Speaker 3: Was he angry?

1127
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:50,839
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1128
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 3: Angry?

1129
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:52,720
Speaker 2: Is it getting here girl?

1130
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 4: And I was like, yes, I will.

1131
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not talking about that.

1132
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 2: I just I want to keep some things to myself.

1133
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:04,919
Speaker 1: Well, you know you write a song about how ice

1134
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 1: care was always saving you.

1135
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, one time it was in the ocean. Yeah, there's

1136
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 4: kind of nothing better that I do. Someone's saving you,

1137
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 4: but not like I'm not treating you like a victim,

1138
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 4: like almost like giving you a hard time as.

1139
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: I'm going to write that song with you. Okay, you

1140
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: can have like the different dream scenarios and then it's easy.

1141
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 1: You can just use some of his lyrics.

1142
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 2: I didn't have to use my I K.

1143
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 1: Because I mean, you could go hackey with it. But

1144
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: I think you more. I look that that was one

1145
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: of the few times where I like, I get a

1146
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 1: little jabby. That's that's not my style that I don't

1147
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: and I always apologize and I take it.

1148
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 3: I can and I have to, But come on, does

1149
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 3: anybody else always find this guy with the violin on

1150
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 3: the side of the thing is Tom Green? Every time

1151
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,919
Speaker 3: I drive by, I'm like, why is there a huge

1152
00:51:55,960 --> 00:52:01,959
Speaker 3: picture of Tom Green for a Yeah. Yes, now, that's

1153
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 3: so funny and perfect. The idea of ice cube rescuing you,

1154
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 3: that's so funny, it's perfect. I do it, and you're right,

1155
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 3: it's It's what makes Indiana Jones so great is because

1156
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 3: he's like yelling at the girl.

1157
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, yes, it says people.

1158
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 4: It's like, there's nothing hotter with people who don't have

1159
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 4: time for your bullshit.

1160
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 2: That's like the.

1161
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 1: Best, that's the best, and that's that's ice cubes thing.

1162
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 7: He does not even if even if it's a.

1163
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: Family comedy favor and he's rowing in a river with

1164
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: his family, are we there yet some movie like that?

1165
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 1: Those eyebrows, he's still still mad at his kid and.

1166
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 2: The power trying.

1167
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: Still doesn't have time for that ship.

1168
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 7: Oh.

1169
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 4: I just was gonna say he uh. My favorite thing

1170
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 4: ever is he was being interviewed on Craig Ferguson.

1171
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 2: That's how long ago it was, and Greg.

1172
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 4: Ferguson first asked him if he knew where Michael Jackson lived.

1173
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 2: No wait, first made.

1174
00:52:56,120 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 4: Him watch video of Craig Ferguson doing layout, which is

1175
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 4: one of the lamest things I've ever seen. It wasn't

1176
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 4: for a joke. It's like check this out. And then

1177
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 4: it was just like he threw the tape of him

1178
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:07,760
Speaker 4: doing layup.

1179
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 1: He played basketball in Montana.

1180
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 4: And then the second thing he did was ask like

1181
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 4: an ice Cubes like what do you think of that?

1182
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 2: And ice Cubes like just kind of shrugged.

1183
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 4: And then they kept on talking and then he was

1184
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 4: like Michael Jackson, He's like, where do you live? And

1185
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 4: he said West Hills or where he lives. He goes, yeah, doesn't, uh,

1186
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 4: doesn't Michael Jackson live out there? And ice Cube goes, man,

1187
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:31,359
Speaker 4: I don't know, and he was like super pissed one.

1188
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 2: Oh made me so fucking happy. He just like yelled

1189
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 2: at his interviewer.

1190
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 3: It's amazing. Did you ever see the Jimmy glick? Ice Cube?

1191
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 2: No, I didn't know.

1192
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 3: That's probably my favorite Jimmy glick. He goes out, he goes,

1193
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 3: you put on this tough guy image. He came in

1194
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 3: the green room before the interview. You're doing Petts in there,

1195
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 3: and he goes and you insisted on the dance bar

1196
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 3: there had to be.

1197
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 2: Was ice Cue just staring at him like he was.

1198
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 3: In on the joke, and he was like he was

1199
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,320
Speaker 3: playing it like as if it was like making him angry,

1200
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 3: but you could tell he thought it was funny. He

1201
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 3: wasn't actually.

1202
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 1: Angry that he did when it was like Wayne Gretzkyer

1203
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: and was all excited about. But ice Cube was there

1204
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,879
Speaker 1: and that's what I was excited about. And he had

1205
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 1: the green room, right, you know that you have your

1206
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 1: little waiting rooms, and he I really wanted to meet him.

1207
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:25,760
Speaker 1: I didn't realize until he walked in. I like started

1208
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: rocking back and forth and I was like, Okay, I'm

1209
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,919
Speaker 1: gonna and he just looked at me and I saw

1210
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 1: those eyebrows and I just turned around. I didn't I

1211
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 1: was scared of him.

1212
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 3: Me scary. I'd love to meet ice Cube, Yeah, I know,

1213
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 3: And I fucked it up. I met ice Tea.

1214
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 2: How is that?

1215
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 3: Oh you can say your thing first.

1216
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,319
Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, it's every time I've ever

1217
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 4: met someone I actually really wanted to meet. It was

1218
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 4: so insanely disappointing. Yeah that it put me off.

1219
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,959
Speaker 2: I like from Afar.

1220
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's better you get to keep all

1221
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 4: your illusions and they you don't have to see them

1222
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 4: be a douchebag, which is usually.

1223
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,800
Speaker 3: What they do, lived up to it. I will say

1224
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 3: he I was really high. I was in college. I

1225
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 3: was an aspiring rapper. Were yeah, I wanted to be

1226
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 3: a rapper, and uh, I just I was. I went

1227
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,359
Speaker 3: to see him. He did like a college circuit tour

1228
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 3: where he spoke the colleges and it was they were.

1229
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 3: It was awesome. He was. He was awesome at it

1230
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 3: because he like came out and he was like, let

1231
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 3: me tell you all right now, two things. If you're

1232
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 3: sending in fended by words like shit, pussy, fuck, bitch, dick,

1233
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 3: get the fuck out right now. That was this opening thing.

1234
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 3: And then yeah, and then he like broke down why

1235
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 3: none of those words are curse words. And he had

1236
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 3: a great argument and he got this applause break I remember,

1237
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 3: and then he was like, and do me a favor

1238
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 3: when you write your reviewing the paper tomorrow, don't fucking

1239
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 3: say I was well spoken, because what you're saying is

1240
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 3: I was well spoken for a black man.

1241
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 1: Oh fuck you.

1242
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 3: And like he was. He was so just like this

1243
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 3: is what I'm doing. Go fuck yourselves. And then he

1244
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:03,760
Speaker 3: just told like some stories about about like his coming

1245
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 3: up in like gangs and like his years is like

1246
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 3: a pimp and like getting into the record industry, getting

1247
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 3: out of jail, like going to the army and then

1248
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 3: like all these opinions and social commentary things and blah

1249
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,799
Speaker 3: blah blah blah. But anyway, I wanted to meet him

1250
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 3: since I was a kid, because he made me want

1251
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 3: to be a rapper when I was in like sixth grades.

1252
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 3: So I was like I had to run around the

1253
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 3: whole building afterwards to find him because they were like

1254
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:32,879
Speaker 3: trying to get him out like quietly. I finally found him.

1255
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 3: I was really high, and uh, all these guys were

1256
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 3: giving him like demo tapes and stuff. Yeah, he was

1257
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 3: being accommodating like yeah, but like I and like he

1258
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:49,439
Speaker 3: just like finally like turned to me and like looked

1259
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 3: at me, and he's like, what's up, man? And I

1260
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 3: was like and I was like shaking. I swear to god,

1261
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 3: I was almost crying. I was so like worked up

1262
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,840
Speaker 3: because I'd waited literally like fucking over ten years to

1263
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 3: meet the guy. Yeah, and I was like, I'm not

1264
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 3: gonna give you a demo tape or anything. I don't

1265
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:06,879
Speaker 3: I don't want your help with anything. I just want

1266
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 3: you to know that your your power. Album changed my

1267
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 3: life and you're the reason that I you're the reason

1268
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 3: that I want to be a musician. Man, thank you

1269
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 3: so much. And he just he shook his head. He goes,

1270
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 3: that's what's up, do it? Man, Get out there and

1271
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 3: bank some fucking hands.

1272
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 2: Man.

1273
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, He's.

1274
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 2: Like all right, yeah, yeah.

1275
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 3: And then he turned to this other Kuy and he

1276
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 3: was like, we're trying to hit a strip club. You

1277
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 3: guys wear strip club.

1278
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's the best. And that's the ninety met Coco.

1279
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 4: As a single, tear of joy rolls down Rose's cheek.

1280
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 3: That was back when like something you know, I was

1281
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 3: I don't know, twenty or twenty one. I mean, that

1282
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 3: was back when something like that could keep you high

1283
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 3: for like, hell yeah, a week.

1284
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 1: What's that pre or post probably body Count?

1285
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 3: It was way after it.

1286
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 1: I kind of didn't I held body Count again. I

1287
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: was really excited for body Count, but I don't know,

1288
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 1: I wasn't into it.

1289
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 3: Sorry. I love the first body Count record.

1290
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 7: Cup Killer.

1291
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that we get even cup Killer.

1292
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 3: You know, with the risk of sounding provocative or whatever,

1293
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 3: I think if you listen to cop Killer as a

1294
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 3: song from the standpoint of not somebody saying let's go

1295
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 3: kill cops, which is not what the song is about,

1296
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 3: but from the standpoint of somebody, like a protest song

1297
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 3: from somebody that grew up in the projects talking about

1298
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 3: like I'm tired of like getting the shit kicked out

1299
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 3: of me. You know, in that light, it becomes like

1300
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 3: this like black Flag like awesome, Like I love that.

1301
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 1: I don't know how I'll play it, but I need

1302
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: to get a tape player.

1303
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you listen to it with half an over mind,

1304
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 3: it's so obviously talking about corrupt cop like yeah, yeah.

1305
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 3: It was like one of those things where people turned

1306
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 3: it into well.

1307
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 1: It's just hard not to compare it to the fact

1308
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: that he plays a cop on TV now, so that right,

1309
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: and my memory of it, it's like contradictory.

1310
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,720
Speaker 4: But I think it was the same time as like

1311
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 4: the Tipper Gore parental guidance bullshit.

1312
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, they started getting really like we've got to crack down.

1313
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: She's single handedly ruined vaip hop for me. I loved

1314
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,880
Speaker 1: murder rap. You love what murder rap? Like the Ghetto

1315
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 1: Boys and everything where they graphically talked about not just killed,

1316
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 1: they've talked about stabbing people like horror movie type killing.

1317
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have a song called Mind of a Lunatic

1318
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 3: where they talk about corps fucking in it and I'm like,

1319
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 3: these guys have taken it all. Yeah.

1320
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what part of Houston they live where

1321
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 1: it's okay for a midget to murder children because he's

1322
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 1: the same height as him on Halloween of all nights.

1323
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Speaker 1: But yeah, there's a whole rap.

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00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 3: Song where, uh, I don't want to cover that, there's

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00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 3: a well mind playing tricks on me. Bushwick Bill talks

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00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 3: about like his whole verse in the song is about

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00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 3: how he went out and robbed kids for candy or folloween,

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01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 3: and then he talks about how one of their dads

1329
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 3: comes after them to be like, you're fucking with children,

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01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 3: stop it, And he's like, and then we beat the

1331
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 3: shit out of your dead. And then he's like we

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01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 3: I came to and nobody was there with me, and

1333
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 3: I was punching concrete. Yeah, and it wasn't even close Halloween,

1334
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 3: and I was my mind's playing tricks somebody. I like

1335
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 3: this song about being like delusional.

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01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 1: I like him When he goes a murder contest, you

1337
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 1: know I'll win it because then every mailbox, there'll be

1338
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 1: ahead with a knife in it. Now, you're really putting

1339
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: out a message there, if you're decapitating people leaving the night,

1340
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 1: putting it in a mailbox, putting the flag up.

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01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 7: Let's talk that you've won the murder talk.

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01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:37,640
Speaker 3: My favorite get it was there?

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01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 1: Yes please?

1344
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 3: Uh Josh Bill is a song called size Ain't Ship,

1345
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 3: where he goes contestant number one, come on down because

1346
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 3: you ain't winning ship but a root canal when I

1347
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 3: throw the fucking right cross and bust you dead and

1348
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 3: your goddamn mouth. That's a great bit.

1349
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 1: I like the cartoonist ones that barely make sense. At

1350
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 1: one point, Bush goes dead Heads and frog Legs cake Mix.

1351
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: I know, so he's so badass the dead Heads again,

1352
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 1: it's dead Heads. I think it's right after the mailbox

1353
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 1: from Chucky. Both those well yeah, yeah, I guess I

1354
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 1: really like that, And then they use samples of Chucky

1355
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:21,720
Speaker 1: the doll from Child's Play and children Screaming. It's a

1356
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 1: soul song about the worst thing you can do is

1357
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 1: let me, uh like, babysit your kids.

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01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:30,840
Speaker 3: I'll teach them how to act.

1359
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 1: And if they ain't acting right there, Dying to Night

1360
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 1: ain't no use in you trying to stuff it.

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01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 3: He's got a song on their third album or on

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01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 3: their fourth album called Number It Is. But they're have

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01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 3: an album Caul Till Death to his Part, and there's

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01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 3: a Bushwick solo song on that called Murder Avenue, and

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01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 3: it's just it's just like really really graphic murder stuff.

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01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 3: And then at the end of it, he's like, he's like,

1367
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 3: don't get mad at don't get mad at the product.

1368
01:01:58,040 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 3: This is a work of art. Get mad the inspiration.

1369
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 3: This was inspired by Jeffrey Dahmer, and like he just like,

1370
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:05,959
Speaker 3: so it's cool.

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01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 4: Really he's the one who did it.

1372
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 2: I'm just talking about he speaks.

1373
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 7: He has a disclaimer at the end of the song.

1374
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, he and it doesn't it doesn't sound like he's

1375
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 3: saying a disclaimer, but he's like it's clear like his

1376
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 3: way of just being like, look, don't give me any ship.

1377
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: He probably did that because of it.

1378
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 3: But I I used to I still I'm still a

1379
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 3: huge Ghetto Boys fan. Like I mean to got back

1380
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 3: together a few years back. I was really excited as well. Yeah,

1381
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 3: I Willie d follows me on Twitter and it was

1382
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 3: like one of the greatest days of my life. He

1383
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 3: does an advice column for Vice Now really wow, Yeah,

1384
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 3: and he's like it's it's for real, like a deer abby,

1385
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 3: like fucking that's great.

1386
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's my f I wasn't that into Andrew w K.

1387
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:55,439
Speaker 7: But I love that he does that. He like gets passionately.

1388
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 1: People write him letters and like I'm fifteen and I'm

1389
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 1: having this problem and he gets way into it and

1390
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 1: writes these long are the ones that you end up reading.

1391
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 1: Who knows if he has it all da? I like, yeah, yeah,

1392
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:10,800
Speaker 1: he's like a motivational Is he like.

1393
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 3: A straight edge part like life is my high? Or

1394
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 3: does he party?

1395
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 7: I don't know that's a party.

1396
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 2: I think he drinks.

1397
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, I must write well certainly during that album.

1398
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: I think that the Bloody Knows picture was from like

1399
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 1: party and then being drunk and fighting.

1400
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 3: I did a Fox News show with him once. He

1401
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 3: was really nice.

1402
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: Oh that red eye thing. Yeah yeah.

1403
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:34,040
Speaker 3: I met the guy from Guar before he died on there.

1404
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 3: I meant a lot. I met the guy from the Vandals.

1405
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 3: I mean a lot of me.

1406
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, that odorous ungus he was on Uh. I worked

1407
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 1: on a show called The Daily Habit on fuel, and

1408
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 1: he's on panel and he was wearing his costume and

1409
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 1: they it's hard to wash that. I guess it's just

1410
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 1: like rubber coated foam, but it's like a spacesuit and

1411
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:54,640
Speaker 1: he's a monster. But his real human testicle was just

1412
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 1: hanging out during the whole panel. And I swear I

1413
01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 1: could specifically smell that his suit smelled in general like

1414
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:05,040
Speaker 1: bo but his nut was there. And I'm talking about

1415
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 1: a guy who died, so I'm not making light of

1416
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:10,160
Speaker 1: his life or his death, but his nut. I've never

1417
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 1: seen a testicle hang that low. I've never seen him

1418
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 1: a person so relaxed like it was hanging out and

1419
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,520
Speaker 1: I was looking at it, and I like, he has

1420
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 1: to know. It was just like resting on the stool

1421
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:26,240
Speaker 1: he's sitting on. He just didn't give a fuck, And

1422
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 1: that guy was his nut was.

1423
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 3: After he did his interview on Red Eye, he got

1424
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 3: up and there was blood speckled all on the desk

1425
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,600
Speaker 3: where he was sitting that I believe had come from

1426
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 3: his mouth. I don't know what that was. Again, he

1427
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:47,080
Speaker 3: did die. I'm not if it was related to his sickness.

1428
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:50,080
Speaker 3: I'm not yea, I kind of took it more like

1429
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 3: he probably just said bleeding gun.

1430
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 1: He's a rock monster. Yeah, he's gonna bleed, He's gonna

1431
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:57,800
Speaker 1: have his nuts out. He's a monster.

1432
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:01,080
Speaker 7: He was a monster, but he was so funny.

1433
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 3: He was quick, hilarious.

1434
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: It was like a panel thing you watch videos, and

1435
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,439
Speaker 1: he wrote written jokes for it, like when he didn't

1436
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,120
Speaker 1: have to use our jokes. That was That was rare

1437
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:11,680
Speaker 1: that even comics would show up with their jokes written,

1438
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,600
Speaker 1: kind of like at Midnight. They have writer and then

1439
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,160
Speaker 1: they're like, here's the jokes and they're like, well, I'll

1440
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,120
Speaker 1: do that joke. That's better than what I wrote. They said,

1441
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:23,560
Speaker 1: My friends work on that. They said, barely do comics

1442
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 1: even use their own jokes. But I thought I'd bring

1443
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:29,400
Speaker 1: it all to a screeching hole by making it real,

1444
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,600
Speaker 1: making it real and personal. But yeah, odorous young guests.

1445
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 3: I love the people that watch like the like I

1446
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:37,280
Speaker 3: like ad Midnight, but I like the I love the

1447
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 3: fact that there are fans out there watching it that

1448
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:42,440
Speaker 3: are like, they're like they are coming up with this

1449
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:45,160
Speaker 3: right and the air. These people are so funny.

1450
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, even people in my family like my dad, they

1451
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:52,640
Speaker 1: they it's amazing that, Yeah, this place it's an art thing,

1452
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:54,960
Speaker 1: and then she's adding art to their art.

1453
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 3: These fucking dipshits have been out here and droves taking

1454
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:02,400
Speaker 3: picure and every fucking more on like that girl that

1455
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:05,560
Speaker 3: was just dancing. I think they're the first person to

1456
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 3: do like some kind of like video or like, yeah,

1457
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,680
Speaker 3: picture in front of it. It's like, asshole, you're gonna

1458
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 3: spreads in like a week and they're all gonna be

1459
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 3: the same.

1460
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:20,440
Speaker 1: It's funny. It's true because I took a picture of

1461
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:23,960
Speaker 1: that when I saw one night leaving el said and

1462
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 1: I said, look at that. Someone whitewashed that whole building,

1463
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:31,360
Speaker 1: including the trees in La on sunset, there's this It

1464
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,040
Speaker 1: looks like it used to be a hotel or an

1465
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:36,000
Speaker 1: apartment building. It's been abandoned for like fifteen years. And

1466
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 1: someone with a Christmas tree flocking or something like that.

1467
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:42,160
Speaker 1: I know it. They didn't paint the palm trees, because

1468
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:43,840
Speaker 1: for a while I was like, that's kind of fucked up.

1469
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:46,240
Speaker 1: You killed a bunch of palm trees. But it's all

1470
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 1: white and it's an art installation. But I that night

1471
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:52,360
Speaker 1: I took a picture. I put it on Instagram, and

1472
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:56,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is gonna get some thumbs, some hearts

1473
01:06:56,360 --> 01:07:00,000
Speaker 1: and the yea and everyone they like the entire Instagram fee.

1474
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:01,960
Speaker 1: It was everyone else taking pictures of it too.

1475
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,000
Speaker 2: So now it's been there that long.

1476
01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a been a few weeks so that. Yeah.

1477
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:11,000
Speaker 1: But and now everyone's doing doing a dance.

1478
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:14,440
Speaker 2: Like a you know what, why do I ever? Why

1479
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:15,320
Speaker 2: would I fall for that?

1480
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:20,960
Speaker 4: No one's ever doing anything cool independently of some like,

1481
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,800
Speaker 4: oh they're about to post this someone. Yeah, yeah, I

1482
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,760
Speaker 4: just thought we drove by a girl doing a cool dance.

1483
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:27,200
Speaker 2: But of course, of course not.

1484
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 3: It's all ship in this town.

1485
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 1: Well I'm that way too. It's like, oh, we should

1486
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:34,040
Speaker 1: go do this. I think of a funny thing, and

1487
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, we're gonna film it, right, I'm not

1488
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:39,600
Speaker 1: just gonna do that memory was I'm not going to

1489
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 1: remember that if I did it. Anyway, This was so fun.

1490
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:44,240
Speaker 4: We just pulled up in from your house. Do you

1491
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 4: do you have anything to plug?

1492
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:46,520
Speaker 1: That was perfect?

1493
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:48,280
Speaker 2: Gets posted tomorrow.

1494
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:51,040
Speaker 3: Well, my podcast down with Joe de Rosa. If you

1495
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:54,480
Speaker 3: don't quit, subscribe.

1496
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,240
Speaker 7: To All Things Comedy.

1497
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:59,760
Speaker 3: Yea, all Things Comedy. I'll be in Houston. I mean,

1498
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:01,720
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'll be in Toronto at the Comedy Bar

1499
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:04,280
Speaker 3: this Saturday and Sunday, and then I'll be in Houston

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01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:07,040
Speaker 3: the following weekend at the Improv. So come out for

1501
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:07,680
Speaker 3: that stuff.

1502
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:09,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds good. That sounds great.

1503
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:13,960
Speaker 3: Can I kick it? Monthly Hip hop review comedy show

1504
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:19,000
Speaker 3: with Al Jackson Tone Bell myself at at the Meltdown

1505
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,920
Speaker 3: once a month. The next one's June. Nice, I guess

1506
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:22,280
Speaker 3: that's it.

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01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:24,240
Speaker 7: You should try and get the ghetto boys of your

1508
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:24,920
Speaker 7: show in Houston.

1509
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:28,240
Speaker 3: Is that where they're Yeah, yeah, they're from fifth Word.

1510
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 3: Scarface still lives there in move because well, because that's

1511
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:39,040
Speaker 3: the new Scientology building. I'm not kidding that car. No,

1512
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:42,639
Speaker 3: that's what that is. That's what this massive structure is. Yeah,

1513
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:45,800
Speaker 3: they built the new one right near the old one.

1514
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:48,639
Speaker 3: It's like, I don't understand, You're going.

1515
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,120
Speaker 1: To be across the street from them.

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01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:53,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm right across the street. Anyway. My scale, my

1517
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:55,720
Speaker 3: new scale came in the mail and I'm excited about it,

1518
01:08:55,760 --> 01:09:00,080
Speaker 3: which tells you about where I'm at. Side and try it.

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01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:01,840
Speaker 1: All the same. I need to get a mirror for

1520
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,000
Speaker 1: the same reason. I'm like, I've let myself go. I'm

1521
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,040
Speaker 1: never looking at myself.

1522
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:06,519
Speaker 3: Nice to have a good scale. I look at a

1523
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:07,000
Speaker 3: good scale.

1524
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:09,000
Speaker 2: Joe, You're you're the best.

1525
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:12,240
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what's fun. You've been listening to Do you

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01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:15,080
Speaker 1: need a ride? D y n A r