WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Saved By The Shrimp

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<v Speaker 1>Second date up dated you guys, ever heard of the

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<v Speaker 1>Rocky dating act hack?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dating hack.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of guys use it when they're about to

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<v Speaker 1>meet up with someone. You show up to the restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes early, slide into the bathroom. You get down

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<v Speaker 1>on the floor and bust out of tight fifty push ups,

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<v Speaker 1>so your chest gets nice and swollen.

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<v Speaker 3>You're on the floor of the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, rock does it in like a meat cloth. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're with a bunch of.

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<v Speaker 1>Meat close like a group workout in there, and then

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<v Speaker 1>your tape shows up. They see you all puffed out

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<v Speaker 1>in masculine and suddenly they're thinking, Wow, I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>I was on a date with secret hercules.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, don't shake his hands, girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's one of our listeners emailed us saying he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't just do push ups, he squeezed in an entire

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<v Speaker 1>workout before his date and he's wearing me be he

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<v Speaker 1>may have overdone it.

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<v Speaker 2>So Jack is his name? Jack? Do you think you

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<v Speaker 2>were too yoked for your date?

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<v Speaker 5>He jacked up, Jeff, He's a jacked up like I'm

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<v Speaker 5>gonna do that Rocky trick from that lawn. I think

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<v Speaker 5>that's the way I'm gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Can't you guys run some stairs or do something outside instead?

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<v Speaker 2>Not if you really care about this person.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I didn't work out in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's mistake number one.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to call that all right, would you do Jim?

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<v Speaker 5>Gross? Yes, I worked out a Jim. It was a

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<v Speaker 5>pretty intense workout, and uh, I showered. I rushed straight

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<v Speaker 5>over to the restaurant to meet her.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, after a big workout, like I will shower

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<v Speaker 4>and then I'll still be sweating for the next half hour.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that your issue?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I mean I sweat, definitely. I blasted the ac

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<v Speaker 5>in my car, But once I arrived, I could tell

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<v Speaker 5>that I was totally drained.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just got a little tired for the day. The

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<v Speaker 2>girl's name that you met up with yet? What's her name?

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<v Speaker 5>Courtney?

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<v Speaker 2>Courtney? Okay, So what was.

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<v Speaker 4>That first interaction like then with her? If you were exhausted?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, it was great. I mean she was great. She

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<v Speaker 5>was really nice. She got into our conversation. She was

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<v Speaker 5>asking me a lot of questions and it was It

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<v Speaker 5>was good. But I felt bad because I couldn't keep

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<v Speaker 5>up my other side because again I was just I

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<v Speaker 5>was like a wilted piece of lettuce sitting on an old,

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<v Speaker 5>musty burger.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, that is quite the analogy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, did you get fo.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, this is the thing. We ended up going to

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<v Speaker 5>this restaurant that is a great restaurant, but it's a

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<v Speaker 5>little slow. But the good thing was is that I

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<v Speaker 5>can always dip into my energy emergency reserves. So I

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<v Speaker 5>always carry this thing around just in case I ever

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<v Speaker 5>need it. And I definitely needed it. But I have

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<v Speaker 5>a can of pre cooked shrimp.

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<v Speaker 1>Does the caffeine pills like coffee?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know, it does nothing for me. I needed

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<v Speaker 5>the protein.

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<v Speaker 2>After you work out, you need nutrients, not just caffeine.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you pop a tin of shrimp at the table?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, kind of, not exactly. I first asked our waiter

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<v Speaker 5>if the kitchen could open the can of shrimp and

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<v Speaker 5>keep it classy. Oh yeah, okay, and the waiter kindly

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<v Speaker 5>said no, they can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you can't bring your own food into the

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant and have them cook.

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<v Speaker 3>It for a year a corkage fee.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, eventually I convinced them to bring it to me,

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<v Speaker 5>the can opener, that is, And I said, it's kind

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<v Speaker 5>of urgent. It's an emergency, you know, really shrimp emergency.

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<v Speaker 3>What is your face?

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<v Speaker 6>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Where is she at? What's her vibe when you're doing

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<v Speaker 3>all this?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, maybe that's why she's not called me back.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know, the rest of the date was really awesome,

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<v Speaker 5>and I think she was pretty cool about it, like

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<v Speaker 5>she understood.

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<v Speaker 3>And I just can't imagine how stinky that is.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine how turned on she must have done.

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<v Speaker 1>You down that shrimp right at the table.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, maybe she wanted you to offer her some. Maybe

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<v Speaker 3>that's what she's calling you back. Did you offer her an?

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<v Speaker 5>I did? I did offer some, she politely declined, Yeah, sure, gentlemen.

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<v Speaker 2>Your cocktail sauce at home.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I know it sounds bad, but I was depleted of protein.

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<v Speaker 5>I needed it.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like one of those things like why didn't

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<v Speaker 4>you got your car or just any other protein, eat

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<v Speaker 4>your ext any other I can guarantee she's not thinking, Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't wait to kiss this guy later after his

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<v Speaker 4>canned shrimp.

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<v Speaker 1>You were saying that after the shrimp, after you downed it,

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<v Speaker 1>you felt better and things got back on track.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, everything was great. You know, we were rifting about

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<v Speaker 5>our favorite movies and shows, and we were making each

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<v Speaker 5>other laugh. So I really believe that the shrimp saved

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<v Speaker 5>the date.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, saved by the shrimp.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, okay, so that's not what was wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>That was what was right. Thank God for your emergency shrimp.

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<v Speaker 2>How did the night end with.

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<v Speaker 5>A hug and talk about another gate?

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<v Speaker 3>And that's good sign.

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<v Speaker 5>I think so too, And I'm a little shocked, like

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<v Speaker 5>she's not getting back to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Really well, are you going to need to down some

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<v Speaker 4>shrimp before we make the phone call?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you feeling okay?

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<v Speaker 8>Jeez?

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<v Speaker 5>Non proteined up?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't appreciate the snarky attitude coming from my co

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<v Speaker 1>host and the skepticism over there.

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<v Speaker 4>Timing man, like you had time between the gym and

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<v Speaker 4>the showering and the driving to have done the shrimp

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<v Speaker 4>without it being.

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<v Speaker 2>He's proteined up. Now you'd probably four eggs and seven clams.

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<v Speaker 5>I recognize that it wasn't the ideal time, but I

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<v Speaker 5>explained everything to her and why it works for me,

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<v Speaker 5>and she understood, Oh that's good.

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<v Speaker 6>Good.

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<v Speaker 1>After that, Well, I don't know how you're feeling right now,

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<v Speaker 1>but if you have to blend up a little seafood

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<v Speaker 1>smoothie for yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll come back.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna call Courtney and try and get you your

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<v Speaker 1>second date update right after this.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I just took out an oyster thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's gonna get romantic too. All right, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>do it next. Hold on, second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>I know whenever I need a quick protein verse stop.

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<v Speaker 1>I turned to the sea and all of her bounty.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, come on, I think the song is right for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's say to say. Oh listener.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack is a seafood lover because he busted out a

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<v Speaker 1>can of pre cooked shrimp in the middle of his

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<v Speaker 1>first date because he was feeling depleted after an intense

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<v Speaker 1>workout right before, and shrimp apparently is a great source

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<v Speaker 1>of protein if you're gonna pinch Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Did I not say shrimp?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I didn't hear you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Brooke is trying to forget this entire thing.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like you're at a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 4>You couldn't have waited the ten minutes more to get

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<v Speaker 4>the appetizer.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently the service is too slow at the restaurant where

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<v Speaker 2>they were at.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack even himself admits it might have seemed a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit odd, but the shrimp ended up saving the day

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<v Speaker 1>for him because those little prawns got everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Back on track. Yeah, they did.

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<v Speaker 1>Afterwards, him and Courtney had a great time together at

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack, I appreciate the tip. And how would you feel

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<v Speaker 2>if I told you?

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<v Speaker 1>Right now we're getting a lot of text into seven

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<v Speaker 1>eighty five, nine to two from dudes who are saying

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to start doing the same thing on their dates.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye, emergency shrimp stash any sea life, I mean cucumbers.

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<v Speaker 4>It'd be good for our options of having a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of second dates.

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<v Speaker 5>Jack, Well, I appreciate that. That's affirmation right there.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, we all remember she's not calling it back,

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<v Speaker 4>right like we all remember that.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, we gotta follow his instructions.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, it's like two steps back, one step forward.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that where we're at you for single?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm optimistic for you, Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know we're giving you a hard time about it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I could see it was an emergency, right.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I think it is. I think it's a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>But let's just call Courtney. We'll see what she has

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<v Speaker 1>to say. Try and get you hooked up with her

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<v Speaker 1>one more time. Okay, all right, okay, we need to

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<v Speaker 1>help Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm down.

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<v Speaker 1>Your number be shellfish okay, Jack, not very optimistic.

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<v Speaker 9>Hello, Hey, we're looking for Courtney.

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<v Speaker 6>This is Courtney.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Courtney. Well, you're on a radio show right now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning Morning.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you doing, Courtney?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you there?

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<v Speaker 5>Hang up?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm here just processing.

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<v Speaker 7>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know that's a lot coming at you. You

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<v Speaker 1>never answered our question.

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't I didn't hear it. Is this a joke?

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, this is a segment that we do call

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<v Speaker 1>the second Date Update. Okay, and we're trying to help

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<v Speaker 1>out one of our listeners that you went out on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with recently named Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah remember Jack?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh oh okay?

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<v Speaker 8>Is that.

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<v Speaker 6>So this is like you're calling me and then you

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<v Speaker 6>want me to go on a second.

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<v Speaker 2>Date kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, basically, we've talked to Jack a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>He told us about the time that you two spent

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<v Speaker 1>together at the restaurant. He says he's tried to reach

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<v Speaker 1>you a few times and you're not getting back to him.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're just trying to help give him a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of clarity if there was something bad that happened,

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<v Speaker 1>if something's going on in your life.

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<v Speaker 2>We just don't know.

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<v Speaker 8>My life is great.

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<v Speaker 7>That's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, way do you go, Courtney? Did you like Jack?

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<v Speaker 6>I saw Jack was a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like there's a butt Courtney, Like, what's the

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<v Speaker 3>a nice guy?

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<v Speaker 6>But did he tell you about the shrimp?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Well, yeah, talk that happened that there was a

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<v Speaker 1>can of shrimp that came out.

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<v Speaker 3>And there was a lot of questioning on our end,

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<v Speaker 3>like about his timing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say that, but from our understanding, it was like

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<v Speaker 1>an emergency where he needed to do it or else

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<v Speaker 1>the date was going to really tank.

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<v Speaker 6>That's what he said, you know, And I understood that,

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<v Speaker 6>and I think, like I said, I think he's a

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<v Speaker 6>nice guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you walk us through like the shrimp moment? Like

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<v Speaker 3>this guy pulls out a can of shrimp that.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, we're sitting at the table, and so then he

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<v Speaker 6>flags down the waiter and he's like it's an emergency

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<v Speaker 6>and his body needs protein. And I just feel like

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<v Speaker 6>I'm on a TV show or something. I'm looking around

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<v Speaker 6>to see if there are cameras. The waiter is as

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<v Speaker 6>perplexed as I am.

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<v Speaker 8>And he got the can opener finally, and Jack opens

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<v Speaker 8>it right there. Sure, And we hadn't gotten far enough

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<v Speaker 8>in the date for me to even tell him I'm

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<v Speaker 8>a vegetarian.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh oh no, that doesn't help eating tiny animals right

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<v Speaker 4>in front of you.

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<v Speaker 2>But he doesn't know about you.

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<v Speaker 8>No, And absolutely he's not trying to be rude or

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<v Speaker 8>anything like that, But it was it was more that

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<v Speaker 8>I couldn't see myself with somebody who's opening a can

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<v Speaker 8>of shrimp at the restaurant can cauliflower.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you have been happier?

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<v Speaker 6>It would? It would have been less awkward.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably, you can't see himself with a man who carries

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<v Speaker 4>emergency shrimp in his pocket.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not shrimp shame, that's not fair.

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<v Speaker 6>As I was trying to see past the shrimp. He

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<v Speaker 6>then proceeded to reach in his pocket and pull out

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<v Speaker 6>a boiled egg.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, ye, hard egg too.

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<v Speaker 2>You got shrimp and eggs, And straight.

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<v Speaker 6>He pulled an egg out of his pocket.

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<v Speaker 3>The eggs, he's like an addition of protein.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, for real?

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<v Speaker 8>He was like, oh man, man, I can't believe I

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<v Speaker 8>forgot about this, which is, Oh, I should have thought

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<v Speaker 8>of this earlier.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm so stupid, and the smell was just ho much

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<v Speaker 6>for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, eggs were in his mouth on the date.

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<v Speaker 1>There might be a little egg on his face as

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<v Speaker 1>he's listening to this, because you didn't know this, Courtney.

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<v Speaker 2>But Jack's on the other line right now.

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<v Speaker 6>What what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's how this segment works.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds like he's in the background opening it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Another kid, Jackie there.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, yeah, hi Jack, Hey, hi Courtney. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>sorry that it was such an awkward start. Honestly, if

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<v Speaker 5>there had been any other way for me to go

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<v Speaker 5>about getting protein, I would have done that. But it

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<v Speaker 5>was necessary.

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<v Speaker 1>So, I mean, you were technically at a restaurant where

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<v Speaker 1>you ordered protein in pinch. But I understand Chicken, you

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<v Speaker 1>know your payics, it's an emergency.

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<v Speaker 2>You do whatever you have to do.

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<v Speaker 6>And I understand that too, But I didn't think you

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<v Speaker 6>would misunderstand me not responding. I thought it was pretty clear.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean I had a great time on the date,

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<v Speaker 5>and yeah, maybe that that was a weird way to start,

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<v Speaker 5>and so I apologize for that.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say to Jack's credit, like he's coming in

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<v Speaker 4>pretty level headed after hearing I mean we were pretty

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<v Speaker 4>brutal on him.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good point, Jack, What is the frequency?

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<v Speaker 1>How often do you need to dive into your emergency proteins? That?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean he's putting it in his pocket on the

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<v Speaker 3>daily and forgetting where one here the whole time.

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<v Speaker 5>It's called the emergency stash for a reason. It's it's

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<v Speaker 5>a rare time that I go in there. So it

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<v Speaker 5>really was, in my opinion, because he.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't open your emergen.

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<v Speaker 5>Or get a pull tab or something like that.

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<v Speaker 4>I just imagine them like being married way down the

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<v Speaker 4>line and she's trying to help with laundry and.

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<v Speaker 2>Pocket pulling out.

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<v Speaker 3>Big legs of flayout this starfish.

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<v Speaker 2>What is going on?

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<v Speaker 5>You guys aren't helping right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, But if anything, Courtney, you can hear that he's

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<v Speaker 1>being such a good sport about this. He admits that

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't the best look for the first date.

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<v Speaker 2>He just didn't know what else to do.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you're willing to give him another shot, we

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<v Speaker 1>would love to send you out on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>at Red Lobster.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, she's a vegetarian. What she can to do? Just

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<v Speaker 3>eat the.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, Jack, I appreciate you, and I'm glad we

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<v Speaker 8>can like laugh about this.

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<v Speaker 6>And honestly, I'm sorry I didn't just tell you I

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<v Speaker 6>was offended. Now I'm realizing how important it is to

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<v Speaker 6>me that I date somebody that is also a vegetarian.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh what, So it kind of took this situation to

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<v Speaker 6>the extreme, and that's that I realized, you know, what

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<v Speaker 6>am I going to have in common with someone if

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<v Speaker 6>our lifestyle habits don't add up?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? I mean, look, I get it. I'm somebody who

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<v Speaker 5>does this for my body for my health. You do

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<v Speaker 5>that for your body and your health, and I respect that.

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<v Speaker 2>So I really wish you guys to reconsider it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like an excuse to me, Jack, Like she if

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<v Speaker 1>she really felt that way, she probably would have told

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<v Speaker 1>you it before the date happened.

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<v Speaker 2>You turned her off from all meat eaters forever.

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<v Speaker 4>It just takes you apparently, all right, Jack, Well, I'm sorry, man, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember there's always plenty of other fish in the sea,

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<v Speaker 1>shrimp and crustaceans all that you can eat.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a bucket.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, so albacore, Okay, okay, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning

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<v Speaker 7>I'm surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like I was in the minority calling her

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<v Speaker 1>out for using an easy excuse to get out of

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<v Speaker 1>the second date.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't think it's an excuse. I really truly

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<v Speaker 3>think that that was a revelation for her.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like I think that she had an epiphany.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a vegetarian and I'm only going to date vegetarians.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that he made her realize that that's what

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<v Speaker 4>she wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>I smelt that shrimp and was like, I don't I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like she if that was true. Like, if it's true,

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<v Speaker 1>that's totally fine. But I feel like she would have

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<v Speaker 1>said it at some point in her dating profile or

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned it during her date, or even after her date, at.

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<v Speaker 3>Something point know that it was something she needed.

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<v Speaker 1>It up with us Until the very end of the call,

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<v Speaker 1>she wanted to seem.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice where we asked her out, She's like, actually, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>At this point, I'm only going to date vegetarian. The

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<v Speaker 1>phone with us, I'm not grossed out by him eating

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<v Speaker 1>shrimp and egg.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not the problem. It's that he's not a vegetarian.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe she was trying to save his feelings.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that's and maybe This is apropos for

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<v Speaker 1>the moment, but something's fishy about what she said.

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<v Speaker 2>Right there. She busted out like a zucchini, and.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna give her a pass. Say, okay, she

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<v Speaker 1>skirted her way out with an okay, excuse.

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<v Speaker 4>I think she's literally on a vegetarian dating app as

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<v Speaker 4>we speak.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's gonna go out to a steakhouse with

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<v Speaker 1>Ramsey on her next day.

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<v Speaker 3>She's looking for tofu boys.

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<v Speaker 2>What she's looking for, Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever type of man or boy you're looking for, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>try and hook you up with them.

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<v Speaker 2>Just email the show. We'll call that person.

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<v Speaker 7>Wasn't calling you, man freaking Jeffrey in the morning,