Speaker 1: Second date up dated you guys, ever heard of the
Speaker 1: Rocky dating act hack?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dating hack.
Speaker 1: A lot of guys use it when they're about to
Speaker 1: meet up with someone. You show up to the restaurant
Speaker 1: ten minutes early, slide into the bathroom. You get down
Speaker 1: on the floor and bust out of tight fifty push ups,
Speaker 1: so your chest gets nice and swollen.
Speaker 3: You're on the floor of the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, rock does it in like a meat cloth. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're with a bunch of.
Speaker 1: Meat close like a group workout in there, and then
Speaker 1: your tape shows up. They see you all puffed out
Speaker 1: in masculine and suddenly they're thinking, Wow, I didn't know
Speaker 1: I was on a date with secret hercules.
Speaker 4: All right, don't shake his hands, girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one of our listeners emailed us saying he
Speaker 1: didn't just do push ups, he squeezed in an entire
Speaker 1: workout before his date and he's wearing me be he
Speaker 1: may have overdone it.
Speaker 2: So Jack is his name? Jack? Do you think you
Speaker 2: were too yoked for your date?
Speaker 5: He jacked up, Jeff, He's a jacked up like I'm
Speaker 5: gonna do that Rocky trick from that lawn. I think
Speaker 5: that's the way I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 4: Can't you guys run some stairs or do something outside instead?
Speaker 2: Not if you really care about this person.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't work out in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Oh that's mistake number one.
Speaker 3: We're going to call that all right, would you do Jim?
Speaker 5: Gross? Yes, I worked out a Jim. It was a
Speaker 5: pretty intense workout, and uh, I showered. I rushed straight
Speaker 5: over to the restaurant to meet her.
Speaker 4: I know, after a big workout, like I will shower
Speaker 4: and then I'll still be sweating for the next half hour.
Speaker 3: Is that your issue?
Speaker 5: No, I mean I sweat, definitely. I blasted the ac
Speaker 5: in my car, But once I arrived, I could tell
Speaker 5: that I was totally drained.
Speaker 2: It's just got a little tired for the day. The
Speaker 2: girl's name that you met up with yet? What's her name?
Speaker 5: Courtney?
Speaker 2: Courtney? Okay, So what was.
Speaker 4: That first interaction like then with her? If you were exhausted?
Speaker 5: Well, it was great. I mean she was great. She
Speaker 5: was really nice. She got into our conversation. She was
Speaker 5: asking me a lot of questions and it was It
Speaker 5: was good. But I felt bad because I couldn't keep
Speaker 5: up my other side because again I was just I
Speaker 5: was like a wilted piece of lettuce sitting on an old,
Speaker 5: musty burger.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that is quite the analogy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you get fo.
Speaker 5: Well, this is the thing. We ended up going to
Speaker 5: this restaurant that is a great restaurant, but it's a
Speaker 5: little slow. But the good thing was is that I
Speaker 5: can always dip into my energy emergency reserves. So I
Speaker 5: always carry this thing around just in case I ever
Speaker 5: need it. And I definitely needed it. But I have
Speaker 5: a can of pre cooked shrimp.
Speaker 1: Does the caffeine pills like coffee?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, it does nothing for me. I needed
Speaker 5: the protein.
Speaker 2: After you work out, you need nutrients, not just caffeine.
Speaker 3: Did you pop a tin of shrimp at the table?
Speaker 5: Yeah, kind of, not exactly. I first asked our waiter
Speaker 5: if the kitchen could open the can of shrimp and
Speaker 5: keep it classy. Oh yeah, okay, and the waiter kindly
Speaker 5: said no, they can't do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you can't bring your own food into the
Speaker 1: restaurant and have them cook.
Speaker 3: It for a year a corkage fee.
Speaker 5: Well, eventually I convinced them to bring it to me,
Speaker 5: the can opener, that is, And I said, it's kind
Speaker 5: of urgent. It's an emergency, you know, really shrimp emergency.
Speaker 3: What is your face?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: Where is she at? What's her vibe when you're doing
Speaker 3: all this?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean, maybe that's why she's not called me back.
Speaker 5: But you know, the rest of the date was really awesome,
Speaker 5: and I think she was pretty cool about it, like
Speaker 5: she understood.
Speaker 3: And I just can't imagine how stinky that is.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine how turned on she must have done.
Speaker 1: You down that shrimp right at the table.
Speaker 3: Oh, maybe she wanted you to offer her some. Maybe
Speaker 3: that's what she's calling you back. Did you offer her an?
Speaker 5: I did? I did offer some, she politely declined, Yeah, sure, gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Your cocktail sauce at home.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I know it sounds bad, but I was depleted of protein.
Speaker 5: I needed it.
Speaker 4: It was like one of those things like why didn't
Speaker 4: you got your car or just any other protein, eat
Speaker 4: your ext any other I can guarantee she's not thinking, Oh,
Speaker 4: I can't wait to kiss this guy later after his
Speaker 4: canned shrimp.
Speaker 1: You were saying that after the shrimp, after you downed it,
Speaker 1: you felt better and things got back on track.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everything was great. You know, we were rifting about
Speaker 5: our favorite movies and shows, and we were making each
Speaker 5: other laugh. So I really believe that the shrimp saved
Speaker 5: the date.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, saved by the shrimp.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, so that's not what was wrong.
Speaker 2: That was what was right. Thank God for your emergency shrimp.
Speaker 2: How did the night end with.
Speaker 5: A hug and talk about another gate?
Speaker 3: And that's good sign.
Speaker 5: I think so too, And I'm a little shocked, like
Speaker 5: she's not getting back to me.
Speaker 4: Really well, are you going to need to down some
Speaker 4: shrimp before we make the phone call?
Speaker 3: Are you feeling okay?
Speaker 8: Jeez?
Speaker 5: Non proteined up?
Speaker 2: Don't worry.
Speaker 1: I don't appreciate the snarky attitude coming from my co
Speaker 1: host and the skepticism over there.
Speaker 4: Timing man, like you had time between the gym and
Speaker 4: the showering and the driving to have done the shrimp
Speaker 4: without it being.
Speaker 2: He's proteined up. Now you'd probably four eggs and seven clams.
Speaker 5: I recognize that it wasn't the ideal time, but I
Speaker 5: explained everything to her and why it works for me,
Speaker 5: and she understood, Oh that's good.
Speaker 6: Good.
Speaker 1: After that, Well, I don't know how you're feeling right now,
Speaker 1: but if you have to blend up a little seafood
Speaker 1: smoothie for yourself.
Speaker 2: We'll come back.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call Courtney and try and get you your
Speaker 1: second date update right after this.
Speaker 5: Okay, I just took out an oyster thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's gonna get romantic too. All right, we're gonna
Speaker 2: do it next. Hold on, second date update.
Speaker 1: I know whenever I need a quick protein verse stop.
Speaker 1: I turned to the sea and all of her bounty.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, I think the song is right for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's say to say. Oh listener.
Speaker 1: Jack is a seafood lover because he busted out a
Speaker 1: can of pre cooked shrimp in the middle of his
Speaker 1: first date because he was feeling depleted after an intense
Speaker 1: workout right before, and shrimp apparently is a great source
Speaker 1: of protein if you're gonna pinch Yep.
Speaker 2: Did I not say shrimp?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I didn't hear you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brooke is trying to forget this entire thing.
Speaker 3: It's like you're at a restaurant.
Speaker 4: You couldn't have waited the ten minutes more to get
Speaker 4: the appetizer.
Speaker 2: Apparently the service is too slow at the restaurant where
Speaker 2: they were at.
Speaker 1: Jack even himself admits it might have seemed a little
Speaker 1: bit odd, but the shrimp ended up saving the day
Speaker 1: for him because those little prawns got everything.
Speaker 2: Back on track. Yeah, they did.
Speaker 1: Afterwards, him and Courtney had a great time together at
Speaker 1: the restaurant.
Speaker 2: Jack, I appreciate the tip. And how would you feel
Speaker 2: if I told you?
Speaker 1: Right now we're getting a lot of text into seven
Speaker 1: eighty five, nine to two from dudes who are saying
Speaker 1: they're going to start doing the same thing on their dates.
Speaker 2: Ye, emergency shrimp stash any sea life, I mean cucumbers.
Speaker 4: It'd be good for our options of having a lot
Speaker 4: of second dates.
Speaker 5: Jack, Well, I appreciate that. That's affirmation right there.
Speaker 4: So yeah, we all remember she's not calling it back,
Speaker 4: right like we all remember that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we gotta follow his instructions.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's like two steps back, one step forward.
Speaker 3: Is that where we're at you for single?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm optimistic for you, Jack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know we're giving you a hard time about it,
Speaker 1: but I could see it was an emergency, right.
Speaker 5: You know, I think it is. I think it's a joke.
Speaker 1: But let's just call Courtney. We'll see what she has
Speaker 1: to say. Try and get you hooked up with her
Speaker 1: one more time. Okay, all right, okay, we need to
Speaker 1: help Jack.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm down.
Speaker 1: Your number be shellfish okay, Jack, not very optimistic.
Speaker 9: Hello, Hey, we're looking for Courtney.
Speaker 6: This is Courtney.
Speaker 1: Hey, Courtney. Well, you're on a radio show right now.
Speaker 1: It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning Morning.
Speaker 3: How are you doing, Courtney?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 4: Are you there?
Speaker 5: Hang up?
Speaker 3: I'm here just processing.
Speaker 7: Sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that's a lot coming at you. You
Speaker 1: never answered our question.
Speaker 6: I didn't I didn't hear it. Is this a joke?
Speaker 1: No, No, this is a segment that we do call
Speaker 1: the second Date Update. Okay, and we're trying to help
Speaker 1: out one of our listeners that you went out on
Speaker 1: a date with recently named Jack.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah remember Jack?
Speaker 3: Uh huh oh okay?
Speaker 8: Is that.
Speaker 6: So this is like you're calling me and then you
Speaker 6: want me to go on a second.
Speaker 2: Date kind of.
Speaker 1: But you know, basically, we've talked to Jack a little bit.
Speaker 1: He told us about the time that you two spent
Speaker 1: together at the restaurant. He says he's tried to reach
Speaker 1: you a few times and you're not getting back to him.
Speaker 1: So we're just trying to help give him a little
Speaker 1: bit of clarity if there was something bad that happened,
Speaker 1: if something's going on in your life.
Speaker 2: We just don't know.
Speaker 8: My life is great.
Speaker 7: That's good.
Speaker 3: Okay, way do you go, Courtney? Did you like Jack?
Speaker 6: I saw Jack was a nice guy.
Speaker 2: That's a good thing.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a butt Courtney, Like, what's the
Speaker 3: a nice guy?
Speaker 6: But did he tell you about the shrimp?
Speaker 1: Oh? Well, yeah, talk that happened that there was a
Speaker 1: can of shrimp that came out.
Speaker 3: And there was a lot of questioning on our end,
Speaker 3: like about his timing.
Speaker 1: I'll say that, but from our understanding, it was like
Speaker 1: an emergency where he needed to do it or else
Speaker 1: the date was going to really tank.
Speaker 6: That's what he said, you know, And I understood that,
Speaker 6: and I think, like I said, I think he's a
Speaker 6: nice guy.
Speaker 3: Can you walk us through like the shrimp moment? Like
Speaker 3: this guy pulls out a can of shrimp that.
Speaker 6: Well, we're sitting at the table, and so then he
Speaker 6: flags down the waiter and he's like it's an emergency
Speaker 6: and his body needs protein. And I just feel like
Speaker 6: I'm on a TV show or something. I'm looking around
Speaker 6: to see if there are cameras. The waiter is as
Speaker 6: perplexed as I am.
Speaker 8: And he got the can opener finally, and Jack opens
Speaker 8: it right there. Sure, And we hadn't gotten far enough
Speaker 8: in the date for me to even tell him I'm
Speaker 8: a vegetarian.
Speaker 4: Oh oh no, that doesn't help eating tiny animals right
Speaker 4: in front of you.
Speaker 2: But he doesn't know about you.
Speaker 8: No, And absolutely he's not trying to be rude or
Speaker 8: anything like that, But it was it was more that
Speaker 8: I couldn't see myself with somebody who's opening a can
Speaker 8: of shrimp at the restaurant can cauliflower.
Speaker 2: Would you have been happier?
Speaker 6: It would? It would have been less awkward.
Speaker 4: Probably, you can't see himself with a man who carries
Speaker 4: emergency shrimp in his pocket.
Speaker 2: That's not shrimp shame, that's not fair.
Speaker 6: As I was trying to see past the shrimp. He
Speaker 6: then proceeded to reach in his pocket and pull out
Speaker 6: a boiled egg.
Speaker 3: Wait, ye, hard egg too.
Speaker 2: You got shrimp and eggs, And straight.
Speaker 6: He pulled an egg out of his pocket.
Speaker 3: The eggs, he's like an addition of protein.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, for real?
Speaker 8: He was like, oh man, man, I can't believe I
Speaker 8: forgot about this, which is, Oh, I should have thought
Speaker 8: of this earlier.
Speaker 6: I'm so stupid, and the smell was just ho much
Speaker 6: for me.
Speaker 2: Well, eggs were in his mouth on the date.
Speaker 1: There might be a little egg on his face as
Speaker 1: he's listening to this, because you didn't know this, Courtney.
Speaker 2: But Jack's on the other line right now.
Speaker 6: What what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how this segment works.
Speaker 3: Sounds like he's in the background opening it up.
Speaker 2: Another kid, Jackie there.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, hi Jack, Hey, hi Courtney. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: sorry that it was such an awkward start. Honestly, if
Speaker 5: there had been any other way for me to go
Speaker 5: about getting protein, I would have done that. But it
Speaker 5: was necessary.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, you were technically at a restaurant where
Speaker 1: you ordered protein in pinch. But I understand Chicken, you
Speaker 1: know your payics, it's an emergency.
Speaker 2: You do whatever you have to do.
Speaker 6: And I understand that too, But I didn't think you
Speaker 6: would misunderstand me not responding. I thought it was pretty clear.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I had a great time on the date,
Speaker 5: and yeah, maybe that that was a weird way to start,
Speaker 5: and so I apologize for that.
Speaker 4: I will say to Jack's credit, like he's coming in
Speaker 4: pretty level headed after hearing I mean we were pretty
Speaker 4: brutal on him.
Speaker 2: That's a good point, Jack, What is the frequency?
Speaker 1: How often do you need to dive into your emergency proteins? That?
Speaker 3: I mean he's putting it in his pocket on the
Speaker 3: daily and forgetting where one here the whole time.
Speaker 5: It's called the emergency stash for a reason. It's it's
Speaker 5: a rare time that I go in there. So it
Speaker 5: really was, in my opinion, because he.
Speaker 2: Can't open your emergen.
Speaker 5: Or get a pull tab or something like that.
Speaker 4: I just imagine them like being married way down the
Speaker 4: line and she's trying to help with laundry and.
Speaker 2: Pocket pulling out.
Speaker 3: Big legs of flayout this starfish.
Speaker 2: What is going on?
Speaker 5: You guys aren't helping right now.
Speaker 1: Sorry, But if anything, Courtney, you can hear that he's
Speaker 1: being such a good sport about this. He admits that
Speaker 1: it wasn't the best look for the first date.
Speaker 2: He just didn't know what else to do.
Speaker 1: So if you're willing to give him another shot, we
Speaker 1: would love to send you out on a second date
Speaker 1: at Red Lobster.
Speaker 3: Oh, she's a vegetarian. What she can to do? Just
Speaker 3: eat the.
Speaker 8: I mean, Jack, I appreciate you, and I'm glad we
Speaker 8: can like laugh about this.
Speaker 6: And honestly, I'm sorry I didn't just tell you I
Speaker 6: was offended. Now I'm realizing how important it is to
Speaker 6: me that I date somebody that is also a vegetarian.
Speaker 6: Oh what, So it kind of took this situation to
Speaker 6: the extreme, and that's that I realized, you know, what
Speaker 6: am I going to have in common with someone if
Speaker 6: our lifestyle habits don't add up?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean, look, I get it. I'm somebody who
Speaker 5: does this for my body for my health. You do
Speaker 5: that for your body and your health, and I respect that.
Speaker 2: So I really wish you guys to reconsider it.
Speaker 1: Sounds like an excuse to me, Jack, Like she if
Speaker 1: she really felt that way, she probably would have told
Speaker 1: you it before the date happened.
Speaker 2: You turned her off from all meat eaters forever.
Speaker 4: It just takes you apparently, all right, Jack, Well, I'm sorry, man, but.
Speaker 1: Remember there's always plenty of other fish in the sea,
Speaker 1: shrimp and crustaceans all that you can eat.
Speaker 3: It's a bucket.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so albacore, Okay, okay, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning
Speaker 7: I'm surprised.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was in the minority calling her
Speaker 1: out for using an easy excuse to get out of
Speaker 1: the second date.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think it's an excuse. I really truly
Speaker 3: think that that was a revelation for her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I think that she had an epiphany.
Speaker 1: I'm a vegetarian and I'm only going to date vegetarians.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think that he made her realize that that's what
Speaker 4: she wanted.
Speaker 1: I smelt that shrimp and was like, I don't I
Speaker 1: feel like she if that was true. Like, if it's true,
Speaker 1: that's totally fine. But I feel like she would have
Speaker 1: said it at some point in her dating profile or
Speaker 1: mentioned it during her date, or even after her date, at.
Speaker 3: Something point know that it was something she needed.
Speaker 1: It up with us Until the very end of the call,
Speaker 1: she wanted to seem.
Speaker 2: Nice where we asked her out, She's like, actually, I think.
Speaker 1: At this point, I'm only going to date vegetarian. The
Speaker 1: phone with us, I'm not grossed out by him eating
Speaker 1: shrimp and egg.
Speaker 2: That's not the problem. It's that he's not a vegetarian.
Speaker 3: Maybe she was trying to save his feelings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's and maybe This is apropos for
Speaker 1: the moment, but something's fishy about what she said.
Speaker 2: Right there. She busted out like a zucchini, and.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna give her a pass. Say, okay, she
Speaker 1: skirted her way out with an okay, excuse.
Speaker 4: I think she's literally on a vegetarian dating app as
Speaker 4: we speak.
Speaker 1: I think she's gonna go out to a steakhouse with
Speaker 1: Ramsey on her next day.
Speaker 3: She's looking for tofu boys.
Speaker 2: What she's looking for, Well.
Speaker 1: Whatever type of man or boy you're looking for, we'll
Speaker 1: try and hook you up with them.
Speaker 2: Just email the show. We'll call that person.
Speaker 7: Wasn't calling you, man freaking Jeffrey in the morning,