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Speaker 1: Second date up dated you guys, ever heard of the

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Speaker 1: Rocky dating act hack?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dating hack.

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Speaker 1: A lot of guys use it when they're about to

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Speaker 1: meet up with someone. You show up to the restaurant

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Speaker 1: ten minutes early, slide into the bathroom. You get down

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Speaker 1: on the floor and bust out of tight fifty push ups,

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Speaker 1: so your chest gets nice and swollen.

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Speaker 3: You're on the floor of the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, rock does it in like a meat cloth. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you're with a bunch of.

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Speaker 1: Meat close like a group workout in there, and then

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Speaker 1: your tape shows up. They see you all puffed out

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Speaker 1: in masculine and suddenly they're thinking, Wow, I didn't know

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Speaker 1: I was on a date with secret hercules.

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Speaker 4: All right, don't shake his hands, girl.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one of our listeners emailed us saying he

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Speaker 1: didn't just do push ups, he squeezed in an entire

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Speaker 1: workout before his date and he's wearing me be he

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Speaker 1: may have overdone it.

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Speaker 2: So Jack is his name? Jack? Do you think you

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Speaker 2: were too yoked for your date?

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Speaker 5: He jacked up, Jeff, He's a jacked up like I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna do that Rocky trick from that lawn. I think

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Speaker 5: that's the way I'm gonna do it.

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Speaker 4: Can't you guys run some stairs or do something outside instead?

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Speaker 2: Not if you really care about this person.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't work out in the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's mistake number one.

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Speaker 3: We're going to call that all right, would you do Jim?

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Speaker 5: Gross? Yes, I worked out a Jim. It was a

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Speaker 5: pretty intense workout, and uh, I showered. I rushed straight

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Speaker 4: I know, after a big workout, like I will shower

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Speaker 4: and then I'll still be sweating for the next half hour.

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Speaker 3: Is that your issue?

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Speaker 5: No, I mean I sweat, definitely. I blasted the ac

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Speaker 5: in my car, But once I arrived, I could tell

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Speaker 2: It's just got a little tired for the day. The

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Speaker 2: girl's name that you met up with yet? What's her name?

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Speaker 5: Courtney?

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Speaker 2: Courtney? Okay, So what was.

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Speaker 4: That first interaction like then with her? If you were exhausted?

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Speaker 5: Well, it was great. I mean she was great. She

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Speaker 5: was really nice. She got into our conversation. She was

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Speaker 5: asking me a lot of questions and it was It

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Speaker 5: was good. But I felt bad because I couldn't keep

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Speaker 5: was like a wilted piece of lettuce sitting on an old,

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Speaker 5: musty burger.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, that is quite the analogy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did you get fo.

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Speaker 5: Well, this is the thing. We ended up going to

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Speaker 5: this restaurant that is a great restaurant, but it's a

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Speaker 5: little slow. But the good thing was is that I

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Speaker 5: can always dip into my energy emergency reserves. So I

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Speaker 5: always carry this thing around just in case I ever

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Speaker 5: need it. And I definitely needed it. But I have

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Speaker 5: a can of pre cooked shrimp.

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Speaker 1: Does the caffeine pills like coffee?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, it does nothing for me. I needed

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Speaker 5: the protein.

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Speaker 2: After you work out, you need nutrients, not just caffeine.

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Speaker 3: Did you pop a tin of shrimp at the table?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, kind of, not exactly. I first asked our waiter

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Speaker 5: if the kitchen could open the can of shrimp and

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Speaker 5: keep it classy. Oh yeah, okay, and the waiter kindly

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Speaker 5: said no, they can't do that.

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Speaker 3: It for a year a corkage fee.

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Speaker 5: Well, eventually I convinced them to bring it to me,

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Speaker 5: the can opener, that is, And I said, it's kind

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Speaker 3: What is your face?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 3: Where is she at? What's her vibe when you're doing

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I mean, maybe that's why she's not called me back.

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Speaker 5: But you know, the rest of the date was really awesome,

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Speaker 3: And I just can't imagine how stinky that is.

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine how turned on she must have done.

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Speaker 1: You down that shrimp right at the table.

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Speaker 3: Oh, maybe she wanted you to offer her some. Maybe

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Speaker 5: I did? I did offer some, she politely declined, Yeah, sure, gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: Your cocktail sauce at home.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I know it sounds bad, but I was depleted of protein.

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Speaker 5: I needed it.

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Speaker 4: It was like one of those things like why didn't

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Speaker 4: you got your car or just any other protein, eat

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Speaker 4: I can't wait to kiss this guy later after his

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Speaker 1: You were saying that after the shrimp, after you downed it,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, everything was great. You know, we were rifting about

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Speaker 5: our favorite movies and shows, and we were making each

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Speaker 5: other laugh. So I really believe that the shrimp saved

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, saved by the shrimp.

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Speaker 3: Well, okay, so that's not what was wrong.

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Speaker 2: That was what was right. Thank God for your emergency shrimp.

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Speaker 2: How did the night end with.

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Speaker 5: A hug and talk about another gate?

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Speaker 3: And that's good sign.

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Speaker 5: I think so too, And I'm a little shocked, like

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Speaker 4: Really well, are you going to need to down some

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Speaker 3: Are you feeling okay?

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Speaker 8: Jeez?

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Speaker 5: Non proteined up?

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Speaker 2: Don't worry.

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Speaker 1: I don't appreciate the snarky attitude coming from my co

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Speaker 4: Timing man, like you had time between the gym and

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Speaker 4: the showering and the driving to have done the shrimp

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Speaker 2: He's proteined up. Now you'd probably four eggs and seven clams.

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Speaker 5: I recognize that it wasn't the ideal time, but I

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Speaker 1: After that, Well, I don't know how you're feeling right now,

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Speaker 2: We'll come back.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna call Courtney and try and get you your

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Speaker 5: Okay, I just took out an oyster thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's gonna get romantic too. All right, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: I know whenever I need a quick protein verse stop.

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Speaker 1: I turned to the sea and all of her bounty.

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Speaker 3: Oh, come on, I think the song is right for it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's say to say. Oh listener.

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Speaker 1: Jack is a seafood lover because he busted out a

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Speaker 2: Did I not say shrimp?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I didn't hear you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Brooke is trying to forget this entire thing.

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Speaker 3: It's like you're at a restaurant.

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Speaker 4: You couldn't have waited the ten minutes more to get

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Speaker 2: Apparently the service is too slow at the restaurant where

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Speaker 1: Jack even himself admits it might have seemed a little

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Speaker 2: Back on track. Yeah, they did.

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Speaker 1: Afterwards, him and Courtney had a great time together at

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Speaker 2: Jack, I appreciate the tip. And how would you feel

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Speaker 1: Right now we're getting a lot of text into seven

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Speaker 1: eighty five, nine to two from dudes who are saying

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Speaker 2: Ye, emergency shrimp stash any sea life, I mean cucumbers.

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Speaker 5: Jack, Well, I appreciate that. That's affirmation right there.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, we all remember she's not calling it back,

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Speaker 4: right like we all remember that.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, we gotta follow his instructions.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's like two steps back, one step forward.

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Speaker 3: Is that where we're at you for single?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm optimistic for you, Jack.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know we're giving you a hard time about it,

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Speaker 5: You know, I think it is. I think it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: But let's just call Courtney. We'll see what she has

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm down.

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Speaker 9: Hello, Hey, we're looking for Courtney.

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Speaker 6: This is Courtney.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Courtney. Well, you're on a radio show right now.

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Speaker 1: It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning Morning.

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Speaker 3: How are you doing, Courtney?

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Are you there?

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Speaker 5: Hang up?

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Speaker 3: I'm here just processing.

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Speaker 7: Sorry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that's a lot coming at you. You

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Speaker 6: I didn't I didn't hear it. Is this a joke?

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Speaker 1: No, No, this is a segment that we do call

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Speaker 1: the second Date Update. Okay, and we're trying to help

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Speaker 1: a date with recently named Jack.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah remember Jack?

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Speaker 3: Uh huh oh okay?

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Speaker 8: Is that.

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Speaker 6: So this is like you're calling me and then you

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Speaker 2: Date kind of.

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Speaker 1: But you know, basically, we've talked to Jack a little bit.

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Speaker 1: He told us about the time that you two spent

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Speaker 1: So we're just trying to help give him a little

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Speaker 1: if something's going on in your life.

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Speaker 2: We just don't know.

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Speaker 8: My life is great.

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Speaker 7: That's good.

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Speaker 3: Okay, way do you go, Courtney? Did you like Jack?

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Speaker 6: I saw Jack was a nice guy.

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Speaker 2: That's a good thing.

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Speaker 3: I feel like there's a butt Courtney, Like, what's the

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Speaker 6: But did he tell you about the shrimp?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Well, yeah, talk that happened that there was a

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Speaker 1: I'll say that, but from our understanding, it was like

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Speaker 6: That's what he said, you know, And I understood that,

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Speaker 3: Can you walk us through like the shrimp moment? Like

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Speaker 6: Well, we're sitting at the table, and so then he

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Speaker 8: And he got the can opener finally, and Jack opens

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Speaker 8: it right there. Sure, And we hadn't gotten far enough

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Speaker 4: Oh oh no, that doesn't help eating tiny animals right

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Speaker 2: But he doesn't know about you.

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Speaker 8: No, And absolutely he's not trying to be rude or

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Speaker 2: Would you have been happier?

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Speaker 6: It would? It would have been less awkward.

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Speaker 4: Probably, you can't see himself with a man who carries

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Speaker 2: That's not shrimp shame, that's not fair.

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Speaker 6: As I was trying to see past the shrimp. He

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Speaker 3: Wait, ye, hard egg too.

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Speaker 2: You got shrimp and eggs, And straight.

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Speaker 6: He pulled an egg out of his pocket.

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Speaker 3: The eggs, he's like an addition of protein.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, for real?

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Speaker 8: He was like, oh man, man, I can't believe I

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Speaker 6: I'm so stupid, and the smell was just ho much

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Speaker 2: Well, eggs were in his mouth on the date.

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Speaker 1: There might be a little egg on his face as

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Speaker 1: he's listening to this, because you didn't know this, Courtney.

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Speaker 2: But Jack's on the other line right now.

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Speaker 6: What what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how this segment works.

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Speaker 3: Sounds like he's in the background opening it up.

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Speaker 2: Another kid, Jackie there.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, hi Jack, Hey, hi Courtney. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 5: sorry that it was such an awkward start. Honestly, if

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Speaker 1: So, I mean, you were technically at a restaurant where

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Speaker 2: You do whatever you have to do.

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Speaker 6: And I understand that too, But I didn't think you

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I had a great time on the date,

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Speaker 5: and yeah, maybe that that was a weird way to start,

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Speaker 4: I will say to Jack's credit, like he's coming in

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Speaker 2: That's a good point, Jack, What is the frequency?

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Speaker 1: How often do you need to dive into your emergency proteins? That?

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Speaker 5: It's called the emergency stash for a reason. It's it's

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Speaker 2: Can't open your emergen.

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Speaker 5: Or get a pull tab or something like that.

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Speaker 4: I just imagine them like being married way down the

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Speaker 2: Pocket pulling out.

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Speaker 3: Big legs of flayout this starfish.

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Speaker 2: What is going on?

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Speaker 5: You guys aren't helping right now.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, But if anything, Courtney, you can hear that he's

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Speaker 1: being such a good sport about this. He admits that

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Speaker 2: He just didn't know what else to do.

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Speaker 1: So if you're willing to give him another shot, we

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Speaker 1: would love to send you out on a second date

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Speaker 1: at Red Lobster.

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Speaker 3: Oh, she's a vegetarian. What she can to do? Just

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Speaker 8: I mean, Jack, I appreciate you, and I'm glad we

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Speaker 6: And honestly, I'm sorry I didn't just tell you I

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Speaker 6: Oh what, So it kind of took this situation to

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean, look, I get it. I'm somebody who

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Speaker 2: So I really wish you guys to reconsider it.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like an excuse to me, Jack, Like she if

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Speaker 2: You turned her off from all meat eaters forever.

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Speaker 4: It just takes you apparently, all right, Jack, Well, I'm sorry, man, but.

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Speaker 1: Remember there's always plenty of other fish in the sea,

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Speaker 1: shrimp and crustaceans all that you can eat.

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Speaker 3: It's a bucket.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so albacore, Okay, okay, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning

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Speaker 7: I'm surprised.

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Speaker 1: I felt like I was in the minority calling her

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Speaker 3: No, I don't think it's an excuse. I really truly

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I think that she had an epiphany.

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Speaker 1: I'm a vegetarian and I'm only going to date vegetarians.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I think that he made her realize that that's what

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Speaker 1: I smelt that shrimp and was like, I don't I

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Speaker 1: feel like she if that was true. Like, if it's true,

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Speaker 1: that's totally fine. But I feel like she would have

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Speaker 3: Something point know that it was something she needed.

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Speaker 1: It up with us Until the very end of the call,

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Speaker 1: she wanted to seem.

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Speaker 2: Nice where we asked her out, She's like, actually, I think.

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Speaker 1: At this point, I'm only going to date vegetarian. The

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Speaker 2: That's not the problem. It's that he's not a vegetarian.

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Speaker 3: Maybe she was trying to save his feelings.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's and maybe This is apropos for

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Speaker 1: the moment, but something's fishy about what she said.

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Speaker 2: Right there. She busted out like a zucchini, and.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna give her a pass. Say, okay, she

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Speaker 4: I think she's literally on a vegetarian dating app as

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Speaker 4: we speak.

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Speaker 1: I think she's gonna go out to a steakhouse with

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Speaker 3: She's looking for tofu boys.

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Speaker 2: What she's looking for, Well.

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Speaker 1: Whatever type of man or boy you're looking for, we'll

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Speaker 1: try and hook you up with them.

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Speaker 2: Just email the show. We'll call that person.

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Speaker 7: Wasn't calling you, man freaking Jeffrey in the morning,