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Speaker 1: this one.

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy. I'm so happy about this.

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Speaker 3: I'm happy already.

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Speaker 2: Robot Spy Gorilla records wild Gorillas singing and farting because

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Speaker 2: nature is beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, that's my kind of Bananas.

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Speaker 4: You would pieces ba.

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Speaker 1: Ladies, John, Welcome to Bananas, your podcast for strange, fascinating,

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Speaker 1: surreal news from around the world.

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Speaker 2: I am your co host, Kurt Brown Older.

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Speaker 3: You're the main host. I'm the co host.

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Speaker 5: I'm Scotti Landis, and thank you for coming onto our

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Speaker 5: podcast and listening.

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Speaker 3: Today.

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Speaker 5: We have a very special guest to many of you

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Speaker 5: probably already know.

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Speaker 3: We have Karen Kilgarriff with us.

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Speaker 2: Oh hello, everybody, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 6: I think you I'm so glad to be here.

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Speaker 7: I would like to say, uh yeah, Kurt is the

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Speaker 7: main host. Yeah, Scotty, you're the co host, and then

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Speaker 7: I'm the co co host.

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Speaker 6: Just for just for now, co co host coco.

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Speaker 1: Right, guys, I'm going to say that we're all three

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Speaker 1: co hosting this show because it's great socialist at this.

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Speaker 6: Point, Oh boy, how can you not be at this point?

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Speaker 3: Oh boy?

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Speaker 5: One minute and we're getting critical banana. Oh yes, how

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Speaker 5: are you, Karen.

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Speaker 6: I'm good.

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Speaker 7: I'm you know, for it being a quarantine, for all

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Speaker 7: of us being separate and not in the studio together

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Speaker 7: recording this, you know whatever, making the best of it.

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Speaker 7: Lots of internal quiet time with my dogs really thinking

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Speaker 7: about philosophical stuff, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, force slowly petting, Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Staring deeply into their eyes where they're like, could we

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Speaker 7: have some time to ourselves?

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Speaker 6: Like everyone on the couch.

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Speaker 5: Is the best thing that can happen to a dog.

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Speaker 5: This is absolutely dog paradise. They get full companionship, probably

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Speaker 5: walked more than ever. Yeah, you don't have to kndle them.

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Speaker 5: This is the greatest thing in history that's ever happened

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Speaker 5: to dogs in North America.

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Speaker 1: A lot of dogs are going to have a real

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Speaker 1: freak out when everybody goes back to work.

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Speaker 2: But that is happening.

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Speaker 7: The petting patch that their owners had worn down on

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Speaker 7: their back, that'll grow back, so that'll be nice.

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Speaker 2: I think there's nice for them.

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Speaker 6: It's pluses and minuses all across the board with this part.

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Speaker 2: You guys want to hear about this robotspy Gorilla.

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Speaker 5: Oh please, yeah, get into it.

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Speaker 1: This is I mean this is okay. So I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you guys know, I didn't know before reading this.

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Speaker 1: This is of course from Live Science. This is by

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Speaker 1: our friend Mindy Weisberger.

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Speaker 3: Oh the best, uh huh.

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Speaker 6: One of the top science.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, if you're talking live Live Science reporters,

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Speaker 1: Mindy is probably top banana.

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Speaker 6: She gets home, she gets in there.

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Speaker 1: So this is for a documentary that you can actually

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Speaker 1: watch on Nature on PBS. It's called Nature Spy in

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Speaker 1: the Wild too. I guess there's a spy.

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Speaker 2: In the wild one already. I have questions.

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Speaker 1: This is a robotic spy designed to look like a

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Speaker 1: young gorilla. And we've they've known for a very long

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Speaker 1: time that mountain gorillas sing while they eat too. Of

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Speaker 1: coursebody right, it's very it's a very human attribute to

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Speaker 1: So I'm going to play a clip for you guys.

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Speaker 1: What's It's amazing on multiple levels because what you have

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Speaker 1: Instagram when this comes out, because this robot monkey looks

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Speaker 1: like do you guys remember that that teenage witch show

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Speaker 1: Teenage He had like an animatronic robot cat that's horrifying

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Speaker 5: It's coming for all of us, by the way, like

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Speaker 5: we can make fun of this now they're testing it

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Speaker 7: Sometimes you're like to yourself, You're like, she's kind of squeaky.

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Speaker 5: Wow, she's really watching me order right now? This is

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Speaker 2: Are you zooming in on what I'm ordering?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just for orders of calamari. Get over it.

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Speaker 5: It happens.

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Speaker 7: Also, I like the idea that they're sending in a

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Speaker 1: I mean the fact that these gorillas are buying that

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Speaker 6: Total SAPs idiots like Coco.

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Speaker 1: He knew like Coco knew sign language and everything. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like if you put this animal, this robot

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Speaker 2: So you're just gonna play out.

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Speaker 6: Of here, sign and get the buck out first.

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Speaker 1: What you're gonna hear first is them just singing and eating,

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Speaker 1: and then and then some more stuff's gonna happen.

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Speaker 8: Wonderful they not only sing for their supper. Consuming forty

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Speaker 4: He is.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, I thought that one was blind.

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Speaker 6: Yes, okay, you guys see that robot.

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Speaker 3: I want it, I want it, I want one.

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Speaker 5: If you just had that thing waiting on your autumn

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Speaker 5: every morning when you came out to drink coffee, paradise scream.

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Speaker 7: You scream in total sheer panic every morning. That the

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Speaker 7: it should be in the Hall of President's at Disneyland.

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Speaker 1: Gorilla, brasied and farting and singing, do your thing. It's

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Speaker 3: That's a pretty good one. You know.

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Speaker 5: Karen and I went to a restaurant about six months

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Speaker 5: so I met our friend Alison, and Karen and I

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Speaker 3: Right, that's how you say it, Michelli's.

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Speaker 5: And there's two of them in Los Angeles. If you

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Speaker 5: gotta go to Mitchelli's. Got so the whole thing, Kurt,

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Speaker 5: So else and I go, We ordered drinks. Karen shows

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Speaker 6: Oh you think that's what happened?

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Speaker 5: One hundred Oh? I think it was like it's. First

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Speaker 5: the idea of Mitcheli's is that there's every forty five

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Speaker 5: But you don't really know it's coming. So you're just

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Speaker 5: Valjean's next to your table, bolting, like do you hear

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Speaker 5: the people sing? And it's terrifying. But so when you're

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Speaker 5: You know, he's got the giant sniffer for tips on

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Speaker 5: So it extends your dinner by about twenty five minutes

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Speaker 5: no matter what. But it's also that thing I think

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Speaker 5: also your server, who could go back in the kitchen

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but man.

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Speaker 5: We heard several that night, back to back to back,

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Speaker 7: Know he's as talented as he is. It it was

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Speaker 5: There's like that old school Italian thing where there's like

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Speaker 5: I've always thought those are decks creative. And then our

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Speaker 5: singing memories in the corner to a softball team, and

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Speaker 5: I almost cracked it open. And I don't even really

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Speaker 5: this is happening right now.

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Speaker 1: They come, they come right too, specifically to your table

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Speaker 1: yes and sing at you yes.

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Speaker 7: And sometimes so it's sometimes your guy, like you don't

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Speaker 7: the other ones that are performing?

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Speaker 6: Like do we hate her? Because fuck her?

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Speaker 7: Are guys better like there is so much tension, and

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Speaker 7: you're right, the earnestness of a person that's like coming

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Speaker 7: you're trapped. So you have to love it and show

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Speaker 7: you love it and like support it.

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Speaker 6: It was it was.

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Speaker 7: I was sweating the entire time, Like I was exhausted.

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Speaker 7: I was exhausted at the end of that dinner.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so much.

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Speaker 2: No, we didn't deserve you.

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Speaker 6: You were right to move.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it was.

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Speaker 2: Too much listening. You're listening for your supper.

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Speaker 7: There, that's the place where there should be animatronic patrons

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Speaker 5: Yes, oh man, we gotta go as soon as they

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Speaker 8: You can't.

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Speaker 1: We should do that next time, like when when this

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Speaker 2: Meal that we go out and have together. You know,

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Speaker 7: But then you don't have to like hold anyone's hand emotional.

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Speaker 3: Let's go on Super Bowl Sunday.

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Speaker 5: Let's just do it for Super Bowl.

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Speaker 3: Let's just do it.

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Speaker 5: I bet it's probably empty. Yeah, it's gonna be easy

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Speaker 6: This is the plan.

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Speaker 1: I'm writing it down, all right, give me a story, Scatty,

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Speaker 1: I got one and this is going to be unnaturally good.

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Speaker 5: So this this comes from CBC dot Ca, which is Canada,

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Speaker 3: Just this one.

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Speaker 5: So there are a lot of people rejoicing, says Ontario

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Speaker 3: So it's amazing.

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Speaker 5: In twenty sixteen, someone stole an oversized decorative tomato from

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Speaker 5: east Side Mario's restaurant in Petersborough, Ontario. I mean I

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Speaker 3: Don't worry.

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Speaker 5: Oh, so our guy, the owner of the restaurant, Matt

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Speaker 5: I know my tomato, Carol, it was my tomato. It

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Speaker 5: this week, so they, I guess this restaurant's really well

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Speaker 5: then there's one slightly smaller tomato that the thieves left behind.

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Speaker 3: Very good to know.

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Speaker 6: And these are not real, real tomatoes.

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Speaker 5: These are giant decorative tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: Decorative, I mean, so far we know it's a decorative tomato.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't mean it's not real as far in my book.

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Speaker 1: Don't know what it's made out of.

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Speaker 5: It should be real.

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Speaker 7: You know, they filled the thousands of cherry tomatoes.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, the one that was stolen a little small.

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Speaker 5: Oh sorry, they stole the smaller one, but it's still heavy.

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Speaker 5: It's called the little Brother and it's five feet in diameter.

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Speaker 6: Wow, that's a little one is five feet.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the one they stole is five feet in diameter.

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Speaker 5: And he thinks the fruit bandits must have had a

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Speaker 5: end there, guys. He quote says, he says, and I quote,

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Speaker 3: What are we gonna do with it?

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Speaker 5: So over the years, Matt Matt is a true he

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Speaker 1: He's really like given a lot of ideas into these

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Speaker 5: And there's something beautiful about him not just getting another tomato,

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Speaker 5: Like there's almost something where he was waiting Destiny was

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Speaker 5: going to bring this giant, five foot in diameter tomato back.

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Speaker 3: And he was right. So was it?

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Speaker 2: Four years?

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Speaker 3: Four years twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 5: I want to.

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Speaker 7: He became a legend freshman year, lived the dream till

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you might have again.

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Speaker 5: Matt speculates, quote, they were thinking, I gotta do something

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Speaker 5: with that tomato. Someone is going to see it and

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Speaker 5: turn me in. I'm thinking in the dark of the night,

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Speaker 5: they snuck it out of their garage into a vehicle

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Speaker 3: So it was discovered in a park. It was abandoned.

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Speaker 5: It wasn't returned to the restaurant, which is fantastic. Also,

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Speaker 5: and he's offered her a reward. We offered her a

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Speaker 5: So with a tomato back in front of the restaurant

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Speaker 5: you don't mess with that tomato end quote.

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Speaker 3: Pretty amazing.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think if there's anything we learned, you

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Speaker 8: For years.

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Speaker 7: You can do whatever you want to that tomato endlessly.

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Speaker 7: No one will come and find it, no one will

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Speaker 7: look if charges will not be brought.

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Speaker 1: No, there's not even an investigation. You can do anything

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Speaker 1: I want to steal it just to just to spite him.

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Speaker 5: Did you ever go through a kleptomania phase in high school?

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Speaker 5: I knew a lot of people that stole stuff in

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Speaker 7: I personally never did because I stole something when I

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Speaker 6: And not getting candy? And so I just took a

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Speaker 6: Didn't have it. And then my friend was like, what's

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Speaker 7: And then I was like no boom and completely got

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Speaker 6: I was like, I committed a sin.

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Speaker 7: And then she made me go back and give them,

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Speaker 7: And I went into the store and stood there and

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Speaker 6: Back out of the store. And it's just like I can't.

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Speaker 6: I can't do it. I can't, I can't.

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Speaker 7: And they all knew, they all knew everything that I

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Speaker 7: there it's a group of kids in the store. I'm

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Speaker 7: sure he saw the whole thing. The ageist family who

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Speaker 7: like it was so that whole thing.

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Speaker 6: It was such a like terrible, It was such a.

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Speaker 7: I can't handle it, like I'll I'll snap if I.

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Speaker 2: Did you say you were five?

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Speaker 6: Well, yeah it happened.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my god, that's so.

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Speaker 1: It's so incredibly young to even have like full concept

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Speaker 3: All that sort of stuff.

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Speaker 2: They really do, Oh I know they did raised.

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Speaker 2: Plan I was an ultraman.

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Speaker 1: I realized what I actually like about, like the idea

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Speaker 1: of saying mass was that there was a bunch of

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Speaker 1: people who were quiet while I got to talk.

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Speaker 6: Yes, and outfits and outfits and outfits.

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Speaker 2: Sound stand up? Thank god, I would be priest.

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Speaker 5: Oh you would have been the funniest priest of all time.

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Speaker 6: Yes, some people.

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Speaker 5: Such a deep thinker like I would kill to hear

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Speaker 5: you give a sermon like a Homily. I would die

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Speaker 5: to hear what a Kurt Homily ten years would Oh

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Speaker 5: my gosh.

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Speaker 2: It would get real weird, so weird.

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Speaker 6: You're like, first of all, everybody, has everyone seen a racer?

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Speaker 2: Head, okay, exactly.

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Speaker 1: You know, the other day I was watching a video

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Speaker 1: of a robot monkey.

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Speaker 2: The monkeys sing in the forest.

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Speaker 7: So much like the Lord watching us robotically as we

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Speaker 7: fart in sing.

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Speaker 2: And it is beautiful to him.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick break right now and we

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Speaker 1: will be right back with more Bananassa.

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Speaker 2: Hey, guys, we are back.

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Speaker 1: And before we get back into more stories, I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to send a thank you and a shout out

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Speaker 1: uh to someone who left a review on the Banana's

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Speaker 1: Apple podcast page. Yeah, and if guys, if you, if you,

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Speaker 1: if you can write us a review and review us,

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Speaker 1: it really does matter. But this one struck me and

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Speaker 1: I want to read it to you guys. This is

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Speaker 1: from I guess the name is Lime Mary l y

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Speaker 1: e M. Mary, as someone working on the front lines

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Speaker 1: of a global pandemic hitting my area very hard.

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Speaker 2: I am loving every second of this podcast.

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Speaker 1: It is a genuinely nice break from everything else in

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Speaker 1: the world. These two and their guests make me actually

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Speaker 1: laugh out loud like a lunatic sitting in my car

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Speaker 1: on my lunch break. I highly recommend this podcast anyone

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Speaker 1: who needs a laugh and the and the title is

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Speaker 1: loving this weird show. And I just want to say

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Speaker 1: thank you, I'm Mary for all of the work that

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Speaker 1: you're doing. That is a huge compliment that we can

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Speaker 1: give you a laugh while you're doing stuff. That you

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Speaker 1: know that what we are all sitting on our hands

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Speaker 1: unable to do anything, and what you're doing is saving

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Speaker 1: the world.

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Speaker 2: So thank you so much.

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Speaker 5: Banana of the Week, I say, Banana.

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Speaker 2: Of the week, Banana the week.

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Speaker 5: Let's just let's just keep this fars good. It's the

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Speaker 5: Banana of the week. Sincerely, thank you.

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Speaker 6: Mary gets the award, ship that award.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 3: Who's up?

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Speaker 1: Kurt?

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Speaker 8: You're up?

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Speaker 2: Karen? You're ready for one?

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Speaker 6: I think so?

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Speaker 1: Alrighty, So this I'm very excited about. We have been

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Speaker 1: getting a lot of messages from people on our Instagram

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Speaker 1: and I just want to say that keep people coming, guys,

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Speaker 1: because all the stories you're sending us are excellent. This

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Speaker 1: is an actual personal story, so we don't have any crediting.

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Speaker 1: We can't verify that it's real, but I don't really care.

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Speaker 1: Who dares story is a story an Instagram user. Panty

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Speaker 1: pudding and anti pudding rights, just listen to your career.

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Speaker 2: Just listen to your first episode and it was great.

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Speaker 1: I figured i'd tell you about my bananas story that

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Speaker 1: happened last year. I live in Aurora, Colorado, where I

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Speaker 1: take the bus to work. One day, I was sitting

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Speaker 1: on the bus about three stops away from my house.

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Speaker 1: The stop was next to a trail and a park

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Speaker 1: with a small pond nearby. While the bus is stopped

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Speaker 1: and looking out the window, people watching, and I see

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Speaker 1: this homeless man shaking a small, wet dog on the

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Speaker 1: bank of the pond.

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Speaker 3: Of course, I.

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Speaker 1: Immediately feel sad, thinking the dog must have drowned, But

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Speaker 1: after watching for a few more seconds, I realized this

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Speaker 1: man is hacking the tail off a dead reccoon. Just

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Speaker 1: as the bus starts to pull away, he stands up

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Speaker 1: with the tail in one hand and a steak knife

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Speaker 1: in the other, then kicks the raccoon into the pond.

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Speaker 1: I gasped so loud that everyone on the bus turned around,

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Speaker 1: and one person asked if I was okay. He sat

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Speaker 1: there speechless with red jaw on the floor, wondering if

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Speaker 1: I should call the cops.

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Speaker 2: There had been an assault on my eyes.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: What I think?

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Speaker 1: What I love about this story is that it takes

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Speaker 1: a real turn, real fast.

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Speaker 6: I mean, that is not where I thought it was

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Speaker 6: going at all at all, but.

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Speaker 1: Just the triumphant like I did it then kicked the

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Speaker 1: raccoon into the pond.

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Speaker 5: Oh boy, you know that?

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Speaker 7: That actually happened to me in high school. We were

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Speaker 7: driving home. It was similar where we were, but I

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Speaker 7: was in it was like a parent's car, and there

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Speaker 7: was like eight of us. We had been at a

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Speaker 7: speech meet and we were driving home, and so we

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Speaker 7: were taking like surface streets to the freeway to get home.

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Speaker 7: And we were driving through kind of a bad part

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Speaker 7: of town and I saw up ahead on the sidewalk,

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Speaker 7: I saw a very large woman in like a house

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Speaker 7: dress that was kind of blowing around, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 7: it looks like she's in her pajamas on the street.

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Speaker 6: What's going on here?

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Speaker 7: So I would say, one hundred feet away, I just

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Speaker 7: clocked this woman and then watched as she As the

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Speaker 7: car passed at thirty miles an hour, she turned to

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Speaker 7: toward the street, pulled up her house dress, no underwear on,

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Speaker 7: squatted down and began to shit on this sidewalk.

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Speaker 6: And all I could do as this was happening.

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Speaker 7: Was go, oh my no way, no way, no way,

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Speaker 7: and just started screaming and everyone in the car's like,

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Speaker 7: what's wrong with you?

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Speaker 6: What's wrong? And I couldn't.

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Speaker 7: I was just going like I was pointing toward the window,

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Speaker 7: but no one was.

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Speaker 6: Everyone's looking at me and not outside where I was like, look,

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Speaker 6: look it's happening.

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Speaker 7: But it was like as we went by, So it

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Speaker 7: was it was I witnessed it alone, surrounded by people.

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Speaker 7: The mom got mad at me for yelling and I

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Speaker 7: and no one, no one.

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Speaker 6: Saw what I saw.

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Speaker 7: I feel like I totally relate to the person bus

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Speaker 7: because it's like when you witness something that bad and

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Speaker 7: you're in public, but no, there's no one to turn

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Speaker 7: to and go, holy shit, did you see that?

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Speaker 6: Like there's no one.

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Speaker 1: It's like so you start to doubt your own eyes.

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Speaker 1: In that case, you're just see that, yes.

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Speaker 3: What type of crazy that would be? Too?

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Speaker 5: Just to be like, I see visions and it's like, oh,

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Speaker 5: really like angels, You're like, well get away just a

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Speaker 5: little more totally, a little.

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Speaker 7: More robotic gorilla visions where I'm really witnessing people.

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Speaker 2: We are here for you, guys.

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Speaker 1: If you have another story in which you feel like

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Speaker 1: no one else saw it, but we can verify, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we can at least we can at least read it here.

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Speaker 1: And then it feels like more people know about it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's become real. Like you tell a story

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Speaker 5: like that for ten years, other people start telling your

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Speaker 5: story along the way, and then eventually, one day somebody

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Speaker 5: tells you your own story back to you.

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Speaker 3: I love it whenever that happens.

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Speaker 5: It's the strangest thing that's happened to me a couple

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Speaker 5: of times, and I'm always like, I'm just gonna let

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Speaker 5: this person tell me my story. And I just sit

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Speaker 5: there and hear it back to me, and it's like telephone.

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Speaker 3: It's great.

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Speaker 5: It's like a telephone game and you're like, oh, that's

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Speaker 5: that did happen?

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Speaker 3: But did you what that man's name?

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Speaker 6: Did you?

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Speaker 7: It was a different The details are slightly different because

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Speaker 7: of telephone. Dolly Parton was not in the original version.

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Speaker 7: When I was growing up, Dolly Parton always got folded

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Speaker 7: into any telephone game some reason that was all.

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Speaker 2: Yes, she was big.

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Speaker 7: She was big back then, and it was like grammar

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Speaker 7: school kids' way of talking about boobs without talking about it. Directly,

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Speaker 7: so suddenly you're just talking about Dolly Parton. But I

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Speaker 7: used to do that. Did you ever see the Big

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Speaker 7: Book of Urban There was like the Big Book graphic

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Speaker 7: novel series, and they did the Big Book of Crime,

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Speaker 7: the Big Book of Sex, the Big Book of whatever,

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Speaker 7: and one of them was the Big Book of Urban Legends.

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Speaker 7: And they basically got a bunch of really amazing illustrators

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Speaker 7: and comic book artists to put and they collected all

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Speaker 7: of the most popular urban legends. And I read this

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Speaker 7: book and they were all stories where I was like,

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Speaker 7: my aunt told me that that happened to her neighbor,

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Speaker 7: Like every single one. I was like, I knew the

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Speaker 7: person who told me the story, and they were all

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Speaker 7: personal stories.

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Speaker 1: I love that, And I wonder if those have disappeared

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Speaker 1: because of the Internet, you know, right, They were like

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Speaker 1: original memes. They were just like earworms of an idea

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Speaker 1: that got stuck in the collective unconscious that. I love

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Speaker 1: them so much, and I know if they still exists anymore.

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Speaker 1: I want to look up that that that graphic novel.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's real, it's really good, and I think you're right.

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Speaker 7: Back in the day, it was like the thing of

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Speaker 7: believing a story and adding to it and kind of

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Speaker 7: telling these days because the Internet the whole thing is

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Speaker 7: exposing that it's not true, exposing that where something is

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Speaker 7: actually from based on what you think.

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Speaker 6: Everything is about.

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Speaker 2: Verification, whereas I think rusting it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, as opposed to like spinning a yarn for people's entertainers.

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Speaker 5: Its better and it's happening five towns over.

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Speaker 3: It's so much more exciting.

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Speaker 5: Like I was told person back to the Future too,

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Speaker 5: came out that in California they had hoverboards like people

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Speaker 5: are like, they exist, They're in California, and I for

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Speaker 5: probably five years until the Internet, I probably was like, yeah, man,

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Speaker 5: I got to get to California.

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Speaker 3: I believe in horverboards.

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Speaker 5: Now we have the dumb ones with the little wheels

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Speaker 5: of people break their collar bones on, but I believe

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Speaker 5: get on a floating skateboard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was twenty one years old.

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Speaker 1: I have that with like certain certain stories that I

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Speaker 1: tell and stand up where like maybe like some detail

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Speaker 1: of the ending has changed just to make it like

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Speaker 1: a better ending, and then I start, because I've told

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Speaker 1: it that way so many times, I forget that the

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Speaker 1: real ending was like slightly less interesting and slightly less funny.

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Speaker 1: And that is the weirdest part where I start believing

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Speaker 1: my own stand up part.

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Speaker 6: Well, you're a number one fan.

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Speaker 2: Sorry.

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Speaker 1: I remember my friend Dave once, my my friend Dave

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Speaker 1: I went to college with. He was someone was someone

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Speaker 1: was talking and they were explaining. I think, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what there was plaining, but they were talking about something,

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Speaker 1: and he went, oh, you know what, my my principal

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Speaker 1: actually did the exact same thing, mister Belding, and then

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Speaker 1: realized that he had thought episode of Saved by the

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Speaker 1: Bill was his actual life there it is that that

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00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: his principle, mister Belding, had done that thing in high school,

672
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: which is amazing.

673
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got to give me a story when really

674
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 5: that guy was just singing karaoke dimples and Burbank till

675
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 5: they knocked it down rest in peacet dimples. That is

676
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 5: a true story, but I'll move on.

677
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 6: I was never more heartbroken.

678
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 7: Sorry, I was never more heartbroken when than when like

679
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 7: Google was invented, and I realized that I'm kind of

680
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 7: a compulsive liar because it's like that flourishing of story

681
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 7: was like how I kind of like, oh, that's my

682
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 7: storytelling and I'm you know, this is like my quote

683
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 7: unquote personality, and like the first time someone's like that's

684
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 7: not true, I look it up or whatever, and then I.

685
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 6: Was like, oh, shoot, I have to stop.

686
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 7: I've just started just adding flourishes where I feel like it.

687
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: Still sometimes the flourish becomes the story, yeah into it.

688
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

689
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 3: I know.

690
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 5: Sometimes when I see people acting on stage or in

691
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 5: movies and they're pretending to be drunk, and you know

692
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 5: they clearly have never actually been drunk in their life,

693
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 5: it's always so it's like you just watch it and

694
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 5: it's always like their body is moving this way and

695
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 5: they slam down the drink and I'm like, oh, you've

696
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 5: never actually done this, but you're pretending so hard that

697
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,280
Speaker 5: you've been blackout drunker, and it's always jarring. I always

698
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 5: feel like, oh, this poor they need to live a

699
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 5: little bit more, a little more method in their drinking.

700
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 7: I think, yeah, why don't they let them get drunk

701
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 7: on the set. That's the best way to do it.

702
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 6: Just let people be drunk and film it.

703
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 2: Here's my question.

704
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: I think I know I've asked you with this, Karen

705
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: in the past, but speaking of acting drunk, you know,

706
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: of course, now the murdering your you know, my favorite

707
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: murder is so huge, and I'm sure you get recognized

708
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 1: by that all the time. But you know, I wonder

709
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: how often people bring up that one scene in an

710
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: early Mister Show episode. It was just like you were

711
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: just playing your drunk and just doing the line, oh

712
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: you men, which is one of my favorite sketches of

713
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: all time. Does anyone ever reference it still today?

714
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:14,760
Speaker 2: Is my question?

715
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 6: They do?

716
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, for sure. Yeah, that's amazing.

717
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 1: It's like a one and a half second long clip

718
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 1: and it's like it burned into people's memories.

719
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 7: It's it's crazy how when that show got made. Just

720
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 7: sidebar it for a second, but when they made that show,

721
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 7: there was like people in Los Angeles who were like

722
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,399
Speaker 7: comedy fans that came to the tapings and stuff like that,

723
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 7: and there was like a small group of people that

724
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 7: liked it and knew.

725
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 6: About it pre internet.

726
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 7: And then I kind of left the comedy scene and

727
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,399
Speaker 7: went and worked in television for five years. And when

728
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 7: I came out, they had re released it on DVD,

729
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 7: and the Internet had begun in earnest and all of

730
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 7: a sudden, whereas it had never ever happened before.

731
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 6: There would be.

732
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 7: People and it would be usually be like college age

733
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 7: guys who if I was walking down the street, they'd be.

734
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 6: Like, hold on, uh are you And I.

735
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:13,800
Speaker 7: Would be like, uh yeah. It was so odd and unexpected.

736
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 7: Now it's you know, like it makes perfect sense. But

737
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 7: at the very beginning it was so shocking to me

738
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 7: because it would be like, oh, yeah, you mean me,

739
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 7: the person who played the nurse for two seconds.

740
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 6: But people when they.

741
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 7: Because they love that show so much, Yeah, and it

742
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 7: means so much to them that it's like you're from

743
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 7: that one scene, you know.

744
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 6: It's yeah, it's amazing.

745
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Scott, to give me another one.

746
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 3: I got one.

747
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 5: This one's fan submitted from John Christiansen. Thank you John. Also,

748
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 5: I think it's one that you and I may have

749
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 5: found because it's from the La Times. Richard Winton, our

750
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 5: boy Richie Winton, wrote this headline, Judo club puts hold

751
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 5: on alleged carjacker. These are my favorite kind of stories.

752
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 3: So.

753
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 5: A twenty year old Los Angeles man was arrested on

754
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 5: Sunday last Sunday on suspicion of carjacking and kidnapping after

755
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 5: a series of alleged crimes that ended when he tried

756
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 5: to take a minivan of a university judo club and

757
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 5: was forced into submission. I mean, so this guy tried

758
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 5: to rob a minivan and it was full of a

759
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 5: college judo team. And I looked this article up on

760
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 5: several things, but La Times is the main story here.

761
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 5: But like, oh God, I love vigilance. I like, if

762
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 5: you have the skills, use them. So he was treated

763
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 5: for minor injuries. I won't name this guy because I

764
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 5: guess it's alleged, but it started as carjacking, mugging, and

765
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 5: kidnapping and it concluded at a gas station on Santa

766
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 5: Monica Boulevard and Highland Avenue when this gentleman tried to

767
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 5: carjack a vehicle that carried a judo club from Florida

768
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 5: International University. He was detained, to say the least, the

769
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 5: police officer sets and bloodied. This was treated at the

770
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 5: scene and taken to police headquarters downtown.

771
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 3: This happened during the day.

772
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 5: This happened at one thirty pm, and he.

773
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: Just decided to here's my question, though, he decided to

774
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: steal a van without kind of checking in the back

775
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: to see if there happened to be a judo team, and.

776
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 7: Then a bunch of black belts might be just sitting

777
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:22,760
Speaker 7: in there overtly being unassailable.

778
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 5: It's so cool. So it was actually like a it

779
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 5: feels like a movie sequence because it was a sequence

780
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 5: of events. The first thing this guy does is he

781
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 5: carjacks a husband or a man and a woman outside

782
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 5: of their home, and then they get the guy out,

783
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 5: and then he and the woman take off and he

784
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 5: tries to rob her with the woman stays in the car.

785
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 5: He unsuccessfully grabs her purse and takes off running while

786
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 5: and he jumps out while the vehicle is still moving. Then,

787
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 5: so the police get a call for that, and then

788
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 5: they say, we see this guy. He's at a gas

789
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 5: station and he tried to take over another car.

790
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that is the kidnapping, by the.

791
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 5: Way, because that woman, that victim, also stayed in the car.

792
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 3: It wasn't like a child napping.

793
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,280
Speaker 5: So then this gentleman tries to take over a beige

794
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 5: minivan that contained the judo club which was in town

795
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 5: to teach in Long Beach.

796
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 2: The club had just yes, it's not just a club.

797
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 2: They're all there to teach other judo.

798
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 5: Judo is using other people's attacks against them. So if

799
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 5: you throw a punch, you pull them towards you and

800
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 5: throw them.

801
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 3: This probably went so sideways for this guy.

802
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 7: It's literally a scene from like a Naked Gun movie.

803
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 7: It's like this judo team was in town to film

804
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 7: Naked Gun seven because when what like impossible?

805
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 5: I know, it's so good, so good. The judo club

806
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 5: had just completed a tour of Hollywood. I mean, also, sorry, guys,

807
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 5: you don't ever anybody so sad, don't do it, just

808
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 5: stay away, and they were heading to Lax so this

809
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 5: oh and also a co ed judo team, which makes

810
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,919
Speaker 5: me I just hope the women beat the living hell

811
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:16,479
Speaker 5: out of this guy.

812
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: And very similar to a story that that has been

813
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: told on the podcast before.

814
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 2: Correct, wasn't there a wrestler a couple of weeks ago?

815
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 5: It was a high school heavyweight wrestler, two eighty pound

816
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 5: wrestler body slammed a guy who tried to steal kids. Right,

817
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 5: So this was a mixed sweet spot for me. I

818
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,720
Speaker 5: like skilled vigilanteism.

819
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 7: Yes that they're not going out to find it, it's

820
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,720
Speaker 7: coming to them, and they're like, you've given me no choice.

821
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 6: I have to beat the shit out of you.

822
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 2: It's a purpose of my martial art is to defend.

823
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 5: It's the goal besides fitness. This is the only useful

824
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 5: thing in the history of martial arts.

825
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 2: All well, within my rights to hurt.

826
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 7: You, someone might as well run up with a stack

827
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,800
Speaker 7: of boards for them to slam their hand onto.

828
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, Just a trench coat of

829
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 5: different colored belts and like take a baby, you're a

830
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 5: brown belt now, bud um no man. I love these

831
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 5: kind of stories. And then I'll just end on this quote.

832
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 5: Several of the members of the Judo club use their

833
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 5: skills to restrain this gentleman.

834
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:22,720
Speaker 3: Quote.

835
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,280
Speaker 5: We have this guy like a pretzel on the ground,

836
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:30,760
Speaker 5: says Nestor Bustillo. The club's judo instructor. Team members place

837
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 5: a gentleman in what is called a body hold. Quote

838
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 5: Judo team one carjacker zero, and so they whooped his

839
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 5: ass and got him arrested.

840
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:43,280
Speaker 1: I didn't imagine like three guys with their legs wrapped

841
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 1: around him in different places, like locking him in place.

842
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?

843
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: Yes, this isn't judo, like a lot of like leg

844
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: locks and stuff like that.

845
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:51,720
Speaker 3: They had him in a pretzel.

846
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 5: They said, and I can only imagine if you're in

847
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 5: a gas station on the ground in a pretzel. Uh yeah,

848
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 5: you will open that and see a bunch of nuns,

849
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 5: you know you want to see, Yeah, a bunch of

850
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 5: people that are allergic to sunlight.

851
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 3: You just want something.

852
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 1: Really, what you want to do is say, get out

853
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: of the car, everybody, I'm going to steal this car.

854
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 1: Because you don't want to kidnap people anymore. You got

855
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: to just steal a.

856
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 7: Car if you learned from your last crime that you

857
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 7: just committed four minutes before. The darker version of this

858
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 7: story is you know the there's that bar on Sunset

859
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 7: that used to be the hangout for LAPD Rampart division

860
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 7: was is it the shortstop?

861
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 3: Shortstop?

862
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 5: Ye?

863
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 3: It's an echo park and a guy.

864
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 7: This is terrible, but also it's just like, so such

865
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 7: a wrong decision. Yes, a guy walked in and pulled

866
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 7: a gun on the bartender oh and was like give

867
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 7: me all your cash, and then everyone at the bar

868
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 7: pulled their.

869
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 6: Gun and shot this guy.

870
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 7: It was a literally a bar full of cops, off

871
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 7: duty cops, and that this guy walked in and tried

872
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:58,839
Speaker 7: to rob the bar.

873
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,879
Speaker 6: And there's still holes in the wall.

874
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: That is that is from a cheesy comedy. That's the

875
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 1: cheesy eighties comedy. Yeah, of everyone else pulling out their gun.

876
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 6: We've seen that scene before.

877
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 3: So cool.

878
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:17,240
Speaker 2: That bar the famous what is the Rampart division, Oh.

879
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 6: That's just the neighborhood. It's Echo Park.

880
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 5: Basically, it's an Echo Park. It's a very famous I

881
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:23,919
Speaker 5: would say it's an infamous bar.

882
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 3: It's where.

883
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 5: Mark Furman from the O. J. Simpson trial, there was

884
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 5: a chair or still at the end of the bar

885
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 5: that was called like the Captain's chair or the captains

886
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 5: because they sat there so much. And a lot of

887
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 5: people think that like a crooked cop. Allegedly that shot

888
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 5: Biggie Small's was also a cop that used to hang

889
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 5: on that Echo Park bar all the time. There's actually

890
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 5: a cool little like vimeo documentary on the shortstop and

891
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 5: now it's literally a Dodgers bar where people just get

892
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 5: drunk and go.

893
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 3: To Dodgers games. Yeah, I'm into it. Kurdie B.

894
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 5: You got another whacky story from the world.

895
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 2: I sure do.

896
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to decide between my three and oh god,

897
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: it's a real tough decision.

898
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 5: Do you have a little QUICKI we can backfire a

899
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 5: couple of little quickies.

900
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll do a real quickie right now. This is

901
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: this is this is a a journalist. Uh, Spanish journalist

902
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 1: Alfonso Merlos, was on a video call and this is

903
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:26,839
Speaker 1: from Marca. Uh the newspaper it was written by, not

904
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Speaker 1: say who it was written by. So maybe in Spain

905
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Speaker 1: they don't do bylines.

906
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 7: I don't know, they're not so ego based those right,

907
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 7: it keeps for the people.

908
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: So the Spanish journalist, who's you know, obviously he's a journalist,

909
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: he's famous. He's on TV Alfonso Merlos.

910
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 2: Uh, he is.

911
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 8: Uh.

912
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: He's dating this woman, Marta Lopez, who everybody knows they've

913
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: been dating since Dandal last year. He's doing his you know,

914
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: stand up piece, talking about whatever he's talking about. And

915
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: then in the background, a woman with just a bra

916
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:03,399
Speaker 1: no pants on, just walks by in the background. And

917
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 1: that woman is not Marte Lopez. It's another woman, Alexia Revas.

918
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: Oh boy, so that is the craziest way to be

919
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: caught having a fair on national television with.

920
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 2: Like incontrovertible proof like that.

921
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: And also it's dooring a quarantine, like he went to

922
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: his mistress's home, or had a mistress over, like dooring

923
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 1: a quarantine.

924
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 2: That is a crazy thing too.

925
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 5: And she knew there's no way he's talking, he's setting

926
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Speaker 5: that she was.

927
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 2: She's far in the background.

928
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: But also maybe it was I don't know, it's it's

929
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: it's fascinating she does. She looks like she's not even aware.

930
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 1: She might have had headphones on even or.

931
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 7: She maybe boozed up a little, because the idea of

932
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 7: having a bra with no underwear is emergency situation to me,

933
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 7: where it's like, was there a fire in the room

934
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 7: you were in before? Why would you don't?

935
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:03,359
Speaker 6: I don't. I've never done braw First, then underwear, you

936
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,720
Speaker 6: cover bottom? Who are you porky pig? What the fuck?

937
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 8: Like?

938
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 6: You get the bottoms covered? You do what you're doing.

939
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 5: That happens oddly at the gym so much and any

940
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 5: kind if you go to a city gym, if you

941
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 5: go to New York City, I see it all the time.

942
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 3: It's generational.

943
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 5: But it's like men over sixty take a shower, They

944
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 5: go in the sauna, then they take a shower, and

945
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 5: then when they get changed in the men's locker room,

946
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 5: they put on their T shirt first. I don't understand

947
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:35,760
Speaker 5: it never. Oh I've seen it. I've seen it over

948
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,240
Speaker 5: a balloonist dozen times. I've seen it so many times.

949
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 5: It's like and you and then they'll talk to you

950
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:44,919
Speaker 5: and you're like, no, no, no, flip this over, get

951
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,919
Speaker 5: started with your briefs that you bought in nineteen eighty three,

952
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 5: and then pull. It's crazy how often this happens. And

953
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 5: I'm sure there are guys you know, in their choir

954
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 5: right now just going like, yes, it's so common and

955
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 5: I don't understand it.

956
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 1: And also with mail Nunity that way. I mean, we

957
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,240
Speaker 1: even talked about it in our trailer for this show.

958
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,919
Speaker 1: But it is the most upsetting version just because it's

959
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: just like there's just a little turtle peeking out like

960
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: he's just he's just saying hello.

961
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 2: And it's even more upsetting.

962
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 7: I will and it's a it's almost its own living reveal,

963
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 7: like because you don't me it's like face first, then

964
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 7: you're like, oh, he's wearing a gray shirt, what the

965
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 7: living Like? Yeah, it comes down to it like that.

966
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 7: It's kind of like, you know, Julianne Moore Julianne Moore

967
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 7: in Uh Boogie Knights and the Monologue she gives and

968
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 7: she just doesn't have pants on, or you're just like,

969
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:37,879
Speaker 7: how did you do this?

970
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 6: How did you do it?

971
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 3: The best? Well? And also Sommer sixty.

972
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,240
Speaker 5: It's not the turtle hanging out, it's you know, it's

973
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 5: everything else, and you just go, come on, Bud, like,

974
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 5: what are you doing here?

975
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 3: You know?

976
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 5: And they like aftershave, which is kind of stunning. That's

977
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 5: always sort of you don't always that anymore, but all

978
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 5: of us and our grandfather's smell blood.

979
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 6: You're like, is my uber here? What's going on?

980
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 5: I guess somebody's eating black liquorice?

981
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,280
Speaker 3: I got a quickie.

982
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 5: Organ man drives to eleven different Wendy's restaurants twice in

983
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 5: one day to stock up on free nuggets. So Wendy's

984
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 5: was doing this thing. Oh this is from Michael Holland

985
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:23,720
Speaker 5: from Fox News. Weirdly a great place to get audiat weirdly.

986
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 3: A great place to get audience.

987
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, so much are good weird news there.

988
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 5: So the good people at Wendy's Fast Food they announced

989
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,959
Speaker 5: that they were going to give away some free chicken

990
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,720
Speaker 5: nuggets on a certain day to help out communities during

991
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 5: the coronavirus pandemic. One organ man heard about it and

992
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:42,720
Speaker 5: decided to make the most of it. So basically, last Friday,

993
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 5: two fridays ago, they were giving away four piece nuggets

994
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 5: to anyone visiting the drive through. I think that's actually

995
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 5: very nice. It is so Wendy's nuggets are pretty damn good.

996
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 7: I don't think I've ever had and I love Wendy's,

997
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 7: but I don't think I've ever had their nuggets.

998
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 5: They're a little nuttier than mc donald's, I would say there,

999
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 5: but they're not quite as soft as a Chick fil a.

1000
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 5: So if you two in your mind, that's Wendy's nugget.

1001
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 5: So he goes through and he goes Yeah, he goes

1002
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 5: to eleven different ones. There was a limit one pack

1003
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 5: of nuggets per customer, but that wasn't gonna stop Twitter

1004
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 5: user going by the name of quote Squeeze Jibs.

1005
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 2: It was all worth it for that day. Squeezy jibs.

1006
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,240
Speaker 5: Squeeze jibs with two bees, maybe two two bees.

1007
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 7: That's person squeeze jibs.

1008
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 3: This.

1009
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 5: I will wait to post the photo because this guy's

1010
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 5: got a riff raft vibe to them, and uh, I'm

1011
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 5: putting it up on her Instagram after this episode, so

1012
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 5: Squeeze jibs in order to get past the nugget limbit,

1013
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 5: drove to these eleven Wendy's in Greater Portland, Vancouver.

1014
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 3: I guess that's probably Vancouver, Washington.

1015
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 5: I can't there's a.

1016
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 7: Vancouver right over the Oregon borderline. Goody, it's right over

1017
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 7: a bridge.

1018
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,800
Speaker 3: Act because if this guy's crossing, oh man, that would.

1019
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 2: Have been even better driving up and down.

1020
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 3: He's going to he's going to full states. He's crossing

1021
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 3: the country's barriers. He had the tomato. He probably had

1022
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 3: the giant tomato.

1023
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 5: So he goes and then he does every single one

1024
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 5: in that area and then reportedly hit the route twice,

1025
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,839
Speaker 5: doubling his score. And on Twitter he shares this picture

1026
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,760
Speaker 5: of him with his nuggets. I'm saying, this front seat

1027
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 5: is so full of nuggets it's unbelievable. Only four at

1028
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,840
Speaker 5: a time. And he went by himself, which is you know,

1029
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 5: took him five hours. And here's his tweet. Hmmm.

1030
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 3: Times is tough.

1031
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 5: So when I heard Wendy's was giving out free force

1032
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 5: piece nugs two Gee's Squeeze jibs to Squeezy Nugs, Squeeze

1033
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 5: nugs three, four, piece nugs today. I knew I had

1034
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 5: to hustle. I hit every and Wendy's twice within seventeen

1035
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 5: miles across two states. Oh he did go across the states.

1036
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 5: It took five hours. But now we eat and free

1037
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 5: for a week. And quote, I salute you, Squeezy Jibs,

1038
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 5: the Banana family salute you.

1039
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 3: I mean, oh, passion it passions so many. So that's

1040
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 3: twenty two a.

1041
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 2: Passion for nugs.

1042
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 5: Got eighty eight, got eighty eight nuggets in five hours.

1043
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 1: And there about it is that those nuggets are not

1044
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: going to be good in a day and a half.

1045
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 8: No, I help them. This week.

1046
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 7: You're eating for a week, but on day six you

1047
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 7: are crying as you eat them.

1048
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 6: You are so bummed out.

1049
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: Or you're eating for a week on one day, and

1050
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,800
Speaker 1: they're just going to try to hold out like a snake.

1051
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,760
Speaker 6: You'll eat them all once and have it last week.

1052
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 6: That's up to your body.

1053
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 5: God that name.

1054
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 2: I think that's a natural ending point. I feel like

1055
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 2: I want.

1056
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 3: To end on Squeeze Jibs. Guys.

1057
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 2: I feel like Squeeze Jibs is pretty great.

1058
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 6: I mean it feels complete, It.

1059
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 2: Does feel complete.

1060
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 6: It's an amazing story.

1061
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 2: Karen, thank you for being on the show.

1062
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 7: You guys, thank you so much. It was fun to

1063
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 7: see you and hang out with you.

1064
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't it a nice way?

1065
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm so excited that I have that I

1066
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 1: get to work with Scottie on something because then we

1067
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,319
Speaker 1: get to see each other every week.

1068
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 2: It's really nice, too wonderful.

1069
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 6: I love it and I love that.

1070
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:42,319
Speaker 7: You know, when we first talked about this so long ago,

1071
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 7: it was like, yeah, let's do it, and it's finally happening.

1072
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 7: Like when I was just listening to The Christian the

1073
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 7: first episode with christ m Charll and it just was

1074
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 7: so heartwarming. I was like, it's finally happening and it's

1075
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,439
Speaker 7: like and we were all right, like, this show makes

1076
00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 7: so much sense to me. It's so enjoyable, it so funny.

1077
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 6: But also I do these.

1078
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 7: Are the stories I miss because our news cycle is

1079
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 7: just total death and destruction all the time, and these

1080
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 7: used to be the stories that would pop up and

1081
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 7: you'd be like, what's this crazy thing? And you don't

1082
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 7: get it anymore. So it's I'm so glad you guys

1083
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 7: are doing it, and it makes me so happy.

1084
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1085
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 1: I do feel like news outlets are like, well, we

1086
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 1: can't put the dog eating a pie story on the pit,

1087
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: you know, because we got it. We have got a

1088
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 1: lot more important stuff to deal with, and we're just like,

1089
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 1: that's all we want.

1090
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,439
Speaker 6: Send it over here.

1091
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 5: And just one quick shout out before we were wrapper uptight.

1092
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:39,840
Speaker 5: But tomorrow is the birthday of Kaihan Amadi, who wrote

1093
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 5: Bananas theme song. Are so good, a great theme song.

1094
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 5: So happy birthday, Kahan. We salute you, Yeah, birthday.

1095
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:51,320
Speaker 1: Everybody's been loving the theme song and I appreciate that

1096
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: that you you guys are letting us know, and please

1097
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,240
Speaker 1: go rate and review the show. It really does matter

1098
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: and send us your weird news stories. Dm us to

1099
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: our Instagram page, The Bananas Podcast, or you can email

1100
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:05,879
Speaker 1: us at what is.

1101
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 5: The Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's the Bananas

1102
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,240
Speaker 5: Podcast at gmail dot com.

1103
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,319
Speaker 1: Should have been able to figure that one out. Thank

1104
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Speaker 1: you so much, Karen.

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Speaker 6: Absolutely, thanks you guys. Congratulations Bananas Bananas.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 3: Produced and engineered by Katie.

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Speaker 2: Levine, theme song by Keihanamdi, and all of.

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Speaker 5: Our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: So please follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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Speaker 1: where we post so many more stories and make it

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Speaker 1: here and you.

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Speaker 5: Can share with us your strange news story by dming

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Speaker 5: us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 1: So listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on

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Speaker 1: Apple podcast Stitch or wherever you get your podcasts.

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