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Speaker 1: sexy red donkey Today for Monday, March A teams goes
Speaker 1: to a thirty four year old Florida man named Frederick
Speaker 1: Lloyd Day. Now, what does your uncle Sharla always tell
Speaker 1: you about the great state of Florida. The craziest people
Speaker 1: in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida,
Speaker 1: and today is no exception.
Speaker 2: Now Frederick was booked in jail and.
Speaker 1: Charged with battery on a specified personnel because he's an
Speaker 1: extra horny human. Yes, it's all funny games, and tell
Speaker 1: someone gets a boner. I just told you that. What
Speaker 1: do you mean, Uncle Sharla, It's all funny games until
Speaker 1: someone gets a boning. Well, let me read the headline
Speaker 1: for you from news Channel eight Florida man was arrested
Speaker 1: for touching himself and roping EMS paramedic during transport. You see,
Speaker 1: Frederick was arrested after allegedly masturbating and groping an EMS
Speaker 1: paramedic inappropriately while he was being taken to the hospital.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 1: Police were call to the Cancer Center Alliance of Naples
Speaker 1: after they received the multiple reports that a man refused
Speaker 1: to leave the building and locked himself in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: When police arrived, they found Frederick Lloyd Day in the
Speaker 1: bathroom standing next to a pile of paper towels. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a telltale sign that he was in there scratching
Speaker 1: Yoda behind the ears. Yes, he took his talent to
Speaker 1: South Beach, and the arrest report showed that the officers
Speaker 1: saw Frederick scrapped into a stretcher with a noticeable erect
Speaker 1: penis showing through his basketball shorts. You know what they say,
Speaker 1: There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind
Speaker 1: you that you're having a nightmare, and this was a
Speaker 1: nightmare for this EMS worker because the report goes on
Speaker 1: to show that Frederick.
Speaker 2: Was poaching the egg, shaking hands with.
Speaker 1: The milkman while the EMS paramedic was taking his blood. Well,
Speaker 1: I would say the EMS paramedic was taking blood from
Speaker 1: the wrong place. Okay, they should have been taking blood
Speaker 1: out his penis. You take the blood out the penis,
Speaker 1: and while I no hot custard slinger. Now, the paramedic
Speaker 1: tried to get this Cockosaurus rex to stop, but it
Speaker 1: has been scientifically proven that when you are trying to
Speaker 1: get a homo erectus to stand down, they simply can't.
Speaker 2: So he attempted to reach for the victim's leg.
Speaker 1: The victim okay, the EMS paramedic told him, do not
Speaker 1: touch me, but Frederick looked into the victim's eyes and
Speaker 1: continued double clicking his mouth. So the victim grabbed A's
Speaker 1: hand and repeated, do not touch me. Man, drop on
Speaker 1: the clues bonds to that EMS paramedic, respect to that victim,
Speaker 1: because the last thing I'm touching on this dude is
Speaker 1: his hands. Okay, you've been boxing the one eyed champ
Speaker 1: all night, so I know your hands is covering knuckle
Speaker 1: babies all right, nut buttering penis putting everywhere.
Speaker 2: I'm not touching that man's hands.
Speaker 1: Now caught in the WBBH and Naples Fire Department lieutenant
Speaker 1: saw the interaction and stated that Frederick continued to try
Speaker 1: and touch the victim by removing medical equipment and even
Speaker 1: unbuckeled himself from the scretcher.
Speaker 2: Mind you, he's with the paramedic.
Speaker 1: Because he was complaining about foot pain and claim that
Speaker 1: he was bitten by a bug, and when he arrived
Speaker 1: to the hospital for treatment, the staff didn't allow him in.
Speaker 2: Due to disorderly and destructive behavior.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something, man, when you read this story,
Speaker 1: when you hear this story, all I could think to
Speaker 1: myself is the MS paramedics should have let him die.
Speaker 1: I don't think he was facing anything life threatening, but
Speaker 1: if he was. If you can't let your perversion take
Speaker 1: a backseat in order for you to get the medical
Speaker 1: help that you need, then why should I, as a paramedic,
Speaker 1: care more about you than you do about yourself. I know,
Speaker 1: I know paramedics and public servants they have to treat
Speaker 1: people regardless of personal feelings, But damn, what if the
Speaker 1: paramedic that's treating him has been molested, okay, are sexually assaulted?
Speaker 2: All of this can be triggering for that person.
Speaker 1: You asking a lot of humans when you're asking them
Speaker 1: just to bypass their personal feelings. I'm supposed to help
Speaker 1: you while you sexually assaulting me. If the paramedic chose
Speaker 1: to not help them, would they be wrong?
Speaker 2: Huh something to think about. Please give Frederick Lloyd Day
Speaker 2: the biggest sea hull. Mm hmmm, that's crazy, all right,
Speaker 2: it absolutely is. I'm convincing. Just look up gay as
Speaker 2: crimes that happened over There was no gay in this.
Speaker 2: I don't think unless they's paramedic was male.
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