WEBVTT - DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested For Touching Himself And Groping EMS Worker During Transport

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<v Speaker 2>But you're so good at Charlamagne. You know what he

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Solomon who he's a dunsky other day too, man, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>sexy red donkey Today for Monday, March A teams goes

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<v Speaker 1>to a thirty four year old Florida man named Frederick

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<v Speaker 1>Lloyd Day. Now, what does your uncle Sharla always tell

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<v Speaker 1>you about the great state of Florida. The craziest people

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<v Speaker 1>in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida,

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<v Speaker 1>and today is no exception.

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<v Speaker 2>Now Frederick was booked in jail and.

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<v Speaker 1>Charged with battery on a specified personnel because he's an

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<v Speaker 1>extra horny human. Yes, it's all funny games, and tell

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<v Speaker 1>someone gets a boner. I just told you that. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean, Uncle Sharla, It's all funny games until

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<v Speaker 1>someone gets a boning. Well, let me read the headline

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<v Speaker 1>for you from news Channel eight Florida man was arrested

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<v Speaker 1>for touching himself and roping EMS paramedic during transport. You see,

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<v Speaker 1>Frederick was arrested after allegedly masturbating and groping an EMS

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<v Speaker 1>paramedic inappropriately while he was being taken to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>See.

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<v Speaker 1>Police were call to the Cancer Center Alliance of Naples

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<v Speaker 1>after they received the multiple reports that a man refused

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<v Speaker 1>to leave the building and locked himself in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>When police arrived, they found Frederick Lloyd Day in the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom standing next to a pile of paper towels. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a telltale sign that he was in there scratching

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<v Speaker 1>Yoda behind the ears. Yes, he took his talent to

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<v Speaker 1>South Beach, and the arrest report showed that the officers

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<v Speaker 1>saw Frederick scrapped into a stretcher with a noticeable erect

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<v Speaker 1>penis showing through his basketball shorts. You know what they say,

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind

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<v Speaker 1>you that you're having a nightmare, and this was a

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<v Speaker 1>nightmare for this EMS worker because the report goes on

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<v Speaker 1>to show that Frederick.

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<v Speaker 2>Was poaching the egg, shaking hands with.

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<v Speaker 1>The milkman while the EMS paramedic was taking his blood. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say the EMS paramedic was taking blood from

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong place. Okay, they should have been taking blood

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<v Speaker 1>out his penis. You take the blood out the penis,

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<v Speaker 1>and while I no hot custard slinger. Now, the paramedic

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<v Speaker 1>tried to get this Cockosaurus rex to stop, but it

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<v Speaker 1>has been scientifically proven that when you are trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get a homo erectus to stand down, they simply can't.

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<v Speaker 2>So he attempted to reach for the victim's leg.

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<v Speaker 1>The victim okay, the EMS paramedic told him, do not

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<v Speaker 1>touch me, but Frederick looked into the victim's eyes and

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<v Speaker 1>continued double clicking his mouth. So the victim grabbed A's

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<v Speaker 1>hand and repeated, do not touch me. Man, drop on

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<v Speaker 1>the clues bonds to that EMS paramedic, respect to that victim,

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<v Speaker 1>because the last thing I'm touching on this dude is

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<v Speaker 1>his hands. Okay, you've been boxing the one eyed champ

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<v Speaker 1>all night, so I know your hands is covering knuckle

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<v Speaker 1>babies all right, nut buttering penis putting everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not touching that man's hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Now caught in the WBBH and Naples Fire Department lieutenant

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<v Speaker 1>saw the interaction and stated that Frederick continued to try

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<v Speaker 1>and touch the victim by removing medical equipment and even

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<v Speaker 1>unbuckeled himself from the scretcher.

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<v Speaker 2>Mind you, he's with the paramedic.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he was complaining about foot pain and claim that

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<v Speaker 1>he was bitten by a bug, and when he arrived

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<v Speaker 1>to the hospital for treatment, the staff didn't allow him in.

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<v Speaker 2>Due to disorderly and destructive behavior.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you something, man, when you read this story,

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<v Speaker 1>when you hear this story, all I could think to

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<v Speaker 1>myself is the MS paramedics should have let him die.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he was facing anything life threatening, but

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<v Speaker 1>if he was. If you can't let your perversion take

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<v Speaker 1>a backseat in order for you to get the medical

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<v Speaker 1>help that you need, then why should I, as a paramedic,

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<v Speaker 1>care more about you than you do about yourself. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know paramedics and public servants they have to treat

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<v Speaker 1>people regardless of personal feelings, But damn, what if the

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<v Speaker 1>paramedic that's treating him has been molested, okay, are sexually assaulted?

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<v Speaker 2>All of this can be triggering for that person.

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<v Speaker 1>You asking a lot of humans when you're asking them

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<v Speaker 1>just to bypass their personal feelings. I'm supposed to help

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<v Speaker 1>you while you sexually assaulting me. If the paramedic chose

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<v Speaker 1>to not help them, would they be wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>Huh something to think about. Please give Frederick Lloyd Day

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<v Speaker 2>the biggest sea hull. Mm hmmm, that's crazy, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>it absolutely is. I'm convincing. Just look up gay as

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<v Speaker 2>crimes that happened over There was no gay in this.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think unless they's paramedic was male.

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<v Speaker 1>May just always be like boners, speaking of boner, I

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<v Speaker 1>need a boner.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know your story and Jeff with the Mess

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<v Speaker 2>had boners in it. Yeah, but why do you even

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<v Speaker 2>have to make that transition because it was a good segue.

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<v Speaker 2>I was already talking about boners. You were talking about boners. Yeah,

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