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Speaker 1: you never know. Buckle up and hold on tight. We

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Speaker 1: guided for you here. It is a Strawberry Letter. Subject

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Speaker 1: she used to be my sugar baby. Dear Stephen Shirley,

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Speaker 1: I'm a forty nine year old retired businessman. I had

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Speaker 1: had a startup in the early two thousands that did

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Speaker 1: very well, and I sold it in a multimillion dollar deal.

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Speaker 1: I make the majority of my income now from my

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Speaker 1: real estate investments. That's how I met my twenty seven

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Speaker 1: year old fiance. She was renting one of my houses,

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Speaker 1: and after three months of her living there, we had

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Speaker 1: sex and I at taking care of her in every way.

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Speaker 1: Here's why dot The sex is beyond amazing and she's

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Speaker 1: a classy young woman by day, but at night she's

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Speaker 1: like my personal sex slave and vice versa. She has

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Speaker 1: me under her spell and I can't be next to

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Speaker 1: her without touching her. I was ashamed at first of

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Speaker 1: our age difference, but I got over it and started

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Speaker 1: showing her off in our community. I proposed six months ago,

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Speaker 1: and she has moved into my home and I bought

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Speaker 1: her two puppies as a welcome gift. The only big

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Speaker 1: downfall of this relationship is that she has her priorities

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Speaker 1: mixed up. When she moved out of my rental home,

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Speaker 1: I had to do a few repairs and replace the

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Speaker 1: carpet because she tore everything up. She can step out

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Speaker 1: of the house without a single hair out of place,

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Speaker 1: but she's failing miserably at housekeeping. I've never been with

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Speaker 1: a woman that leaves dirty underwear on the floor. She

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Speaker 1: won't do the simplest of things like rents the tub

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Speaker 1: out after her bath or wipe off the kitchen counter

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Speaker 1: when she spills something. Our housekeeper now comes twice a

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Speaker 1: week because my fiance and her puppies leave lots of

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Speaker 1: big and little messes all over the house. Maybe this

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Speaker 1: is an age thing, or she lacks home training. Is

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Speaker 1: it possible to turn my sugar baby into a decent wife,

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Speaker 1: or am I making a big mistake because of great sex?

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Speaker 1: Well I gotta be a little messy right here and

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Speaker 1: ask don't you guys always make mistakes because of great sex,

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Speaker 1: don't you? I mean, you name it. It's been done

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Speaker 1: all in the name of great sex, whether it's cheating

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Speaker 1: or fighting, or lying or missing work or whatever the situation.

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Speaker 1: When great sex is involved, you guys lose your minds.

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Speaker 1: I mean, let's face it, you're whipped, so it's no

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Speaker 1: real surprise as to why you proposed and moved her

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Speaker 1: right on in your house. But you're right, it does

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Speaker 1: sound like a lack of proper home training and you've

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Speaker 1: followed her rotten sugar daddy. Well, um, you can speak

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Speaker 1: to her about it, and I suggest you do it

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Speaker 1: now before you guys get married, you know, tell her

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Speaker 1: about the messes she and her little doggies that you

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Speaker 1: bought her leave around the house. I suggest you do it,

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Speaker 1: like I said, before you get married, because if you

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Speaker 1: continue to let it go, it's gonna get worse after

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Speaker 1: she becomes your wife, you know, don't write us. Then

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Speaker 1: she should at least be able to do the basics,

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Speaker 1: you know, clean up a spill or don't leave dirty

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Speaker 1: underwear around. But until then, I really hope you can

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Speaker 1: afford to have your maid come and clean up behind her.

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Speaker 1: Maybe she can come in, you know, more days. Now,

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Speaker 1: you know, can you turn your sugar baby into a

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Speaker 1: a big mistake because of sex? You can might be

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Speaker 1: able to turn her into a decent wife. But she's

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Speaker 1: got to get the basics down. I mean, that's the least,

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Speaker 1: the very least she could do is clean up after itself. Steve,

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Speaker 1: I don't know when he started at the bottom of

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Speaker 1: the letter, but based on the comment that Shirley said,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna start at the bottom just for a brief moment.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a little messy here. So I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna say it. Don't all mean and make big mistakes

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Speaker 1: cause blade sex? So damn what don't know? Body give

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Speaker 1: a damn Shirley about what you talking about? So damn

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Speaker 1: what we make big mistakes? Called the great track? The

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Speaker 1: hell that got to do with it? Now, let me

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Speaker 1: go in and start the letter. It's forty nine year

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Speaker 1: old man, retired business man. At forty nine solder startup

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Speaker 1: this money now from real estate. And that's how I

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Speaker 1: met it. Twenty four seven year old fiance. She was

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Speaker 1: of her in every way. And here is why, because

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Speaker 1: sex is beyond amazing. And she's a classy young woman

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Speaker 1: by day and at night she's my personal sex slave

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Speaker 1: and vice versa. Well, dog, now let's just start right here.

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Speaker 1: Well that's what you got. You got twenty seven year

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Speaker 1: old personal sex lady and vice versa, and you her

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Speaker 1: sex lady. You can't if you sit next to you

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Speaker 1: can't help but touch her. I got okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: so that's what you got. Then you said I was

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Speaker 1: ashamed of first of my age difference, but I go over.

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Speaker 1: I got over that started showing half and I proposed.

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Speaker 1: Six months ago she'd moved into my home and I

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Speaker 1: bought her two puppies as a welcoming gil. What do

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Speaker 1: who do that? A old last mess? Puppies? So you

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Speaker 1: bought her two puppies as a welcoming gilt? How would

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Speaker 1: you buy puppies? Phone? What hair was the puppies? Phone?

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Speaker 1: Where are you mad? She'd asked you for no damn dogs?

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Speaker 1: She won't free rint. She's sex slaven for rent. Brdy

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Speaker 1: asked you for no damn dogs. That's just like we

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Speaker 1: asked this country to treat us, just like they say

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Speaker 1: in the Constitution, we need ask for June Tea. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, listen, Uh you just hold your thoughts right

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Speaker 1: for damn puppies. Get it together. We'll have her two

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Speaker 1: of Steve's response coming up a twenty three minutes alfter

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Speaker 1: be our subject. She used to be my sugar baby.

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Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening show,

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Speaker 1: All right, let's recap Steve Today's strawberry, the subject she

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Speaker 1: used to be my sugar baby. You're still mad. Forty

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Speaker 1: millions selling his company. Now he got real estate, and

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Speaker 1: he'd have met this twenty seven year old fiance she

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Speaker 1: read one of the house. After three months of living there,

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Speaker 1: we had sex, and I started taking care of her

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Speaker 1: in every way. And here's why, because it sex is

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Speaker 1: beyond him. Means she's a classy young woman by day,

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Speaker 1: but at night she's like my personal sex slave and

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Speaker 1: vice versa. Well, like I said, that's what you got dog,

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Speaker 1: your sex slave. So all this other stuff you've been

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Speaker 1: asked for humping to ask you something. She got you

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Speaker 1: under her spail. You can't even sitting next to her

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Speaker 1: without touching. But then you started showing half in the community.

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Speaker 1: And then you proposed six months ago she'd have moved

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Speaker 1: into your house and you'd have bought her two damn

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Speaker 1: puppets as a welcoming year. Man, do you so damn student?

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Speaker 1: He keeps doing you. All your mistakes is words? Now

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Speaker 1: you know, movedest woman in your house. Ain't nothing wrong

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Speaker 1: with that. I ain't mad at you. You're in love.

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Speaker 1: What are you in love with? Just sex? I got you,

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Speaker 1: I understand. But the puppets, though, And then you come

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Speaker 1: talking about the only big downfall in this relationship. And

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Speaker 1: she got her priorities mixed up. When she moved out

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Speaker 1: repairs and replace the carpet because she told everything up. Hell,

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Speaker 1: you just said she is sex lady sexually gonna tell

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Speaker 1: your househough waitmen, hold up, dog, you you think while

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Speaker 1: Hold up all you think the house got tore up waiting?

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Speaker 1: Hold up you can't be all that good as sex

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Speaker 1: at twenty seven, ain't had none before. I'm not dogging

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Speaker 1: the lady. I'm not knocking her, but I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: Just sex is amazing. You get amazing that seid because

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Speaker 1: you haven't got good at sex, you get good at

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Speaker 1: said because the hand seck. Come on, I ain't knocking them.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, that's what you got. You got what

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Speaker 1: over that because she had told a house up slaving hard,

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Speaker 1: back of the tarlet, do knobs. You gotta use all

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Speaker 1: this when you sex slavey you all this get tore

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Speaker 1: the drilling holes in walls and putting no swings sense it.

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Speaker 1: Diving boards is in the middle of the living room,

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Speaker 1: walling trampolines coming out to kitchen when you're sex slaving.

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Speaker 1: Why you think the house tore up the tot of

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Speaker 1: out of place. But she's falling miserably at a housekeeping.

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Speaker 1: I've never been with a woman that leaves dirty underwear

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Speaker 1: tell you this no more. She is sex slave. She'll

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Speaker 1: time to sex slave. You're tied when you get through slaving.

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Speaker 1: She is sex slave. She ain't just a regular slave.

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Speaker 1: She a sex slave. Now, if you want another kind

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Speaker 1: didn't here for housework. You need a maidkeeper. You need

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Speaker 1: that way you took him off at Remember you were

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Speaker 1: sex slaven. Housekeeper now comes twice a week because my

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Speaker 1: to me about this messy puppies, man, because your ass

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Speaker 1: you want? You thought puppy. You thought the puppies would

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Speaker 1: you boy, No, she don't take care of nothing. How

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Speaker 1: you figured she was gonna take katty too? Damn dog,

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Speaker 1: you're stupid. Dog. You don't bought a lot of this

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Speaker 1: on yourself. I don't feel sorry for your pimp. Maybe

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Speaker 1: Dog she good and what she trained at doing. She's

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Speaker 1: sex slaven. She ain't the house kid, or she ain't

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Speaker 1: Molly made. That isn't what she do. Dog. She turned

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Speaker 1: a minute ago. So pick up my underwear. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why you told my draws off. And you told

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Speaker 1: them off, I was just running by. You turn my

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Speaker 1: to go. Now you didn't dropped them somewhere, And now

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do all that and be your sex lave. God,

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Speaker 1: is it possible to turn my sugar baby into a

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Speaker 1: grade six. Dog. I'm not saying that the girl can't

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