WEBVTT - Ep 211: Billionaires Are People Too

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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<v Speaker 1>show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>very crucially important today.

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<v Speaker 2>On This is Important, I like the smell of a

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<v Speaker 2>truck stop bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, if I have to break my stride, you're going overboard.

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<v Speaker 3>Shobb and knobs are getting their knob slop.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you guys, test, test test.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that one? I love you guys? What's I love

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<v Speaker 2>you guys from.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a that's a hot new one. Well, at least

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<v Speaker 1>this one.

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<v Speaker 2>You had some new ones. I love you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>That's uh, that's that's our boy. Jd Vance on the

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<v Speaker 1>Mia Catherine our boy. Yeah, we're Advance guy Advance in

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<v Speaker 1>the bands.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you guys. I forgot Blake's on that hill

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<v Speaker 2>billy elegy train.

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<v Speaker 3>But why where is he crying? This is after he

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<v Speaker 3>gets the denomination.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, no, no, you didn't see the whole thing

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<v Speaker 1>where he's like the left or Democrats think everything's racist.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a diet mountain due today and they're probably

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say that's racist. And then the joke bombs and

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<v Speaker 1>then he's like, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Love you guys, I love hey.

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<v Speaker 3>Well he saved it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a great delivery.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well he saved it with the I love you guys,

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, you know what did.

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<v Speaker 2>He say, Diet Mountain dude?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, I mean that's where he lost the man.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing? That's a wild swing. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>bud light.

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<v Speaker 3>Penny to mind, fucks have Diet mountin Dudee.

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<v Speaker 1>Penny's a legend like that, and she's a trailblazer. She's

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<v Speaker 1>on the Ozarks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, but this is jd Vance.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it might be a backwoods like, uh, like,

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<v Speaker 3>what is the ne like, what is the name of

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<v Speaker 3>his book and movie?

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<v Speaker 2>Hillbilly Ellergy, Hill Billy Ellergy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a Hillbilly Ellergy sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're in the backwoods, you drink you drink diamond?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know a lot of this might have to

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<v Speaker 1>be a polycharge episode just because so much shit happened

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<v Speaker 1>since last time we talked. But did you also hear that?

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<v Speaker 2>And we're so timely. This is going to be air

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<v Speaker 2>exactly when people need it to.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, some shit about jd Vance were like

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<v Speaker 1>in his book or whatever he like admitted to like

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<v Speaker 1>fucking couches or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like you put a rubber glove between cushions and

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<v Speaker 1>like banged his couch and kind of hype, we're Van's guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, relatable, I know, I know, I think I like that.

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<v Speaker 3>They like they trotted that out, like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>we got him now. And there's like memes of him

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<v Speaker 3>like where his it's just his eyes, you know, his

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<v Speaker 3>crystal blue eyes. Yeah, just and then it cuts to

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<v Speaker 3>a couch and it's a slow pushing on like the

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<v Speaker 3>crease of the couch, and then it's just that overnit.

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<v Speaker 2>You're making this up or this exists, this is real.

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen I saw it today and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>is he did he say he fucked a couch? That's

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<v Speaker 3>a point he did, which makes me kind I know

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<v Speaker 3>they tried it out, like, oh, we're gonna get him

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<v Speaker 3>with these memes, like America is gonna be like this

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<v Speaker 3>guy fucks couches. It made him seem relatable, right, The

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<v Speaker 3>Democrats are bad at me at the doing. The memes

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<v Speaker 3>don't make them seem cool man cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, relatable and cool are two different things.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's right, that is correct.

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<v Speaker 1>You maybe relate to it, but that ain't cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Well to me, I have I have a friend. I

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<v Speaker 3>have a friend, and I'm not gonna name his name.

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<v Speaker 3>Austin Anderson. You guys know him. He fucked couches. Dude,

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<v Speaker 3>he's fucked a couch.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you fucked couches.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm never sucked a couch. Austin Anderson has fucked a couch.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, we might need to go back in the books.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like you said you fucked a couch.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I've humped pillows. Okay, okay, I don't think I've

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<v Speaker 3>never sucked a couch.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Austin Anderson fucked couch.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you got semens furniture, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy, just really hit it.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's where they went to get a.

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<v Speaker 3>To like take him down a peg. I'm like, that's

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<v Speaker 3>kinda I mean, we all have a we all have

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<v Speaker 3>a friend.

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<v Speaker 2>How exhausted are we are? We exhausted by this?

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<v Speaker 3>That's know, dude, I'm invigorated by couch.

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<v Speaker 5>Fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>That's American politics.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, no, no, no, no no, no, not by that. But

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<v Speaker 2>just like I'm like, who gives a fuck if he

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<v Speaker 2>fucked a couch?

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<v Speaker 3>Like what Yeah, but d see that. It's that sort

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<v Speaker 3>of attitude that.

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<v Speaker 2>Is ruining America.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, when you when someone admits the fucking couches and

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<v Speaker 3>then funny memes come out about them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they should be celebrated, you know what I mean? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they should be celebrated. Also, what is this book he wrote?

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<v Speaker 2>I know it was like a movie, but like.

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<v Speaker 3>It was hillbilly elegy. He wrote the book and then

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<v Speaker 3>they turned it into it.

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<v Speaker 2>What does elegy mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck?

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<v Speaker 3>If I know this guy's smart, Apparently you know some

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<v Speaker 3>big words.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that why it's a good title because it's like

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<v Speaker 4>hillbilly But then it's like elegy and everyone's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>you gotta.

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<v Speaker 2>Google that one. Yeah, okay, Eligi.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he spelt eulogy wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess he went to like Yale Law school and

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<v Speaker 3>were worked for Peter feel which I guess is a

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<v Speaker 3>name that teal Teal. Yeah, people shudder when they hear

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<v Speaker 3>that name. Oh he's a powerful guy. I have no

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<v Speaker 3>idea who this guy is.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's a billionaire PayPal guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm sure. There's so many of these billionaires out

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<v Speaker 3>there now, it's kind of Yeah, they get lost in

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<v Speaker 3>the sauce a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, there a diamond.

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<v Speaker 2>Does who's your favorite billionaire? Do you guys have a favorite?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's your favorite billionaire?

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<v Speaker 2>Go?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean I have mine because he's my local

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<v Speaker 3>hometown billionaire.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, you got a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>I got my local hometown billionaire Warren Buffett. Oh sure

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<v Speaker 2>that's a good one. That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>You're hype on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, so he's a he's a classic he. I

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<v Speaker 3>mean he invests in Coca Cola and Kleenex, you know what, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Charming and heinz Ketchup, I believe.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all the great stuff, all the great American products.

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<v Speaker 1>So smart smart, it's freaking cool. It's so good. And Zeo,

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<v Speaker 1>he's definitely.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think he's invested in Zeo's pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>You never had it so good.

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<v Speaker 4>Dang, we can make the theme song sexier.

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<v Speaker 3>The only way to get the Berkshire Hathaway stocks up

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<v Speaker 3>is if you make the Zeos the commercial six here.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta really make it six.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he rolls the window up on his camera.

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<v Speaker 3>And just sw Yeah. That's the thing on him. Is

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<v Speaker 3>he bought like a Mercedes Benz in like nineteen seventy five,

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<v Speaker 3>and then was like, what am I doing? I'll just

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<v Speaker 3>never buy a new car and then always just drive

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<v Speaker 3>this car, then keep it nice.

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<v Speaker 2>That's kind of I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I love.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is cool.

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<v Speaker 3>But also that motherfucker is being driven. He hasn't drove

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<v Speaker 3>himself anywhere beside himself. Well, he drives himself to the

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<v Speaker 3>dairy queen to get his ice cream cone and then home.

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<v Speaker 2>But like when he's.

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<v Speaker 3>Traveling, he's taking car services of course. Yeah, you know

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<v Speaker 3>he's not road tripping in his Mercedes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah he's not. Yeah, look he has a shitty car,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm sure his plane is out of hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, absolutely, yeah, that's the thing. He upgrades the G

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<v Speaker 1>six on the regular regular.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's that even a good plane anymore. I know

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<v Speaker 3>that used to be in rap songs.

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<v Speaker 2>But like a G sick, like a G sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Good enough for Kesha, it's good enough for me, brother,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean absolutely, yeah, absolutely, she freaking rocks anything anything

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<v Speaker 1>in life.

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<v Speaker 3>If it's good enough for Kesha, it's good for me.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say when the TikTok song comes on, Kesha's

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<v Speaker 4>TikTok don't stop or whatever the.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck is, Oh goodbye, that's kind of oh you hang around.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's just let's just say I started TikTok myself. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's just say that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll try to have it cute TikTok. Was that before

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<v Speaker 3>the TikTok craze?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's literally talking about a clock. Oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>think this was before, because now when you say TikTok,

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I don't think of clocks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I go straight to like dances.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, I think that's the whole thing behind TikTok.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like, this is your new clock. You're gonna forget

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<v Speaker 4>time even exists.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, actually cares.

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<v Speaker 3>Polycharged. This episode is getting poly charged.

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<v Speaker 1>Blake is right. I'm telling you, dude, it's hard. It's

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<v Speaker 1>hard to avoid it. We had a busy week.

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<v Speaker 2>It also means a soul thief in Mandarin.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh shut hit us with that that advance again?

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<v Speaker 2>Vance in your pants?

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<v Speaker 1>You like that dvance? It's pretty cool. I love you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude to say that after a bit just falls super flat.

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<v Speaker 2>Hit us with it again, dude, it's too good. I

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<v Speaker 2>love you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Confidence la the little like insecure laugh like that one,

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<v Speaker 3>that one hurt, That one really hurt you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're probably gonna say my diet Mountain Dew was racist. Wow, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I love you guys. What flavor will be talking regular?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, regular would be the Yeah, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>diet comes in.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they do diet code red, which is

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<v Speaker 3>a missed opportunity.

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<v Speaker 2>Diet Baja blast would be inflammatory.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it would actually it would be flammable,

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<v Speaker 1>probably like what the heck would be in.

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<v Speaker 3>That blastic coming out. I'll say that, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's what Blake's got on his h His winchil

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<v Speaker 2>wiper fluid is just Baja blast.

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<v Speaker 3>That being said, I don't want a bad mouth Mountain

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<v Speaker 3>Dew because.

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<v Speaker 1>No, never, they've always stood.

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<v Speaker 3>We're part of the dude crew, and the dude crew.

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<v Speaker 3>They are the dude crew.

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<v Speaker 1>We're here, we go, we're in bed with Mountain Dew.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, would.

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<v Speaker 3>I would love that we're not. They haven't paid us anything.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, you know, there's also there's also another company

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<v Speaker 1>that I thought we were in bed with a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of t I I is wondering was going on with

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<v Speaker 1>with Wendy's a little bit. They're wondering, Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>to be fresh.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, did we talk about this last week?

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't touched upon it yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought we did.

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<v Speaker 3>Or this was just in the in the group chat

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<v Speaker 3>that we've been tossing this around.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is just us being like, what the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>is wind he's doing? Pass Isaac, Isaac?

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<v Speaker 3>How did this slip through your greasy fat figures?

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<v Speaker 2>That was Kyle.

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<v Speaker 3>Kyle knew what check was saying.

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<v Speaker 1>That my money, Isaac money, Isaac fucking Isaac.

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<v Speaker 3>That was Kyle said that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take your children and I'll hang them up by

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<v Speaker 1>their ankles and I'll eat them from the waist down.

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<v Speaker 2>That was Kyle. That's that's from that waist from Kyle.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Kyle. Yeah, yeah, dude, he eats some upside down

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<v Speaker 1>from the wage down.

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<v Speaker 2>Starting at the starting at the waist.

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<v Speaker 1>He does that waist brother allegedly, Wow, oh my.

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<v Speaker 2>God, give me those.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the Kyle allegedly saying that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty clear and I think he meant it.

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<v Speaker 2>What if we got sued by Kyle, I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>you're damaging my fucking profile out here, motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 3>Come come and do the podcast and talk to us

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<v Speaker 3>about how this hurts you so before taking to lawyers.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, no, he's a legal legal that that is legal, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we allowed to break that news too? Why Kyle

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<v Speaker 1>isn't on the pod? I feel like that kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>Draws, well, that's been broke.

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<v Speaker 2>That's there. We broke.

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<v Speaker 1>We broke that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if we said, we said it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's for any for t I I wondering why Kyle

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<v Speaker 1>isn't on the pod lately. He just got the gig.

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<v Speaker 3>Says it, says it, Blake, doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, Yeah, Kyle's not here because apparently he can't handle

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<v Speaker 2>directing the sequel to Happy Gilmore Nickleball, playing pick a

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<v Speaker 2>ball even more, and doing a podcast with his best friends. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, more pickleball than ever. I know it is. It

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<v Speaker 3>is frustrating to see how much pickleball that guy is

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<v Speaker 3>currently playing, going to pickleball events, like at events, at

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<v Speaker 3>pickleball event and can't come back to the pod. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he does have a big gig. And I'm excited to

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<v Speaker 3>see the movie. I know, I am, I fucking I am.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a classic of a movie and I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 3>And I hope that Kyle uh does a bang up job.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure he will. Very talented friend we have I.

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<v Speaker 2>Heard it's gonna be funnier.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it will be.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're on the street is we do have a

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<v Speaker 3>very talented allegedly eats children and is really mean to

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<v Speaker 3>our manager, allegedly, but talented director.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he can direct the ship out of a movie.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what. Damn.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure you can direct the ship out of some stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>See the ship out of a movie for breakfast?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely? Are you kidding me? Yeah, you're quoting happy to

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<v Speaker 1>go more reach. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>your point for that. I do need to revisit the

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<v Speaker 1>first one. I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that is a film you revisit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's a revisitor. I would put that on my revisit.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. Yeah, Carl Weather's going to be absent.

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<v Speaker 1>From the sequel. Rip that sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Should be interesting to see how they fill those shoes. AI.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a I, yes, of course.

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<v Speaker 3>So do you think that's going to be the first

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<v Speaker 3>fully AI person in a movie?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's going to be Adam Sandler acting opposite AI.

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<v Speaker 1>Carl weathers. Wow, Kyle already told me this is spoiler.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I already know his plans. It's crazy, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>What's cool about this is you didn't say allegedly, So

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<v Speaker 3>that's sit in stone.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's like, that's actual fact, that's factual.

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<v Speaker 3>It could be legalese involved you heard it here first.

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<v Speaker 2>There could be legalese.

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<v Speaker 3>And what is the ease when you say legalese.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard anybody say that legally say it? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean? Because I don't say legalese and I've

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<v Speaker 1>never heard it.

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<v Speaker 3>I think legalese is uh and I think it's two words.

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<v Speaker 3>But I kind of just you know, when you kind

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<v Speaker 3>of don't know a word fully and you try to

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<v Speaker 3>throw it away a little bit and hopefully no one

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<v Speaker 3>like sniffs it out sure like allergy.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's what just lawyer talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Legal mother.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyone any of our producers want to chime in and

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<v Speaker 3>let me.

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<v Speaker 2>So, legalese is like saying like Chinese.

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<v Speaker 3>What well Todd just said legal legal Todd, stop it,

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<v Speaker 3>you're not helping.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's not helpful.

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<v Speaker 1>Top, that's pizza pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>So like when people say legally, it's like saying Taiwanese.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like just like legal jargon.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it means like Jim jamb Okay, Okay, here's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Becca says the trence transitvative ship fuck verb to make legal,

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<v Speaker 3>the transitive verb to make legal, especially to give legal

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<v Speaker 3>validity or sanctioned to legalization style, the style of vocabulator

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<v Speaker 3>popular that lawyers and members of the legal community use.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's what I mean, lawyer, lawyer, Yeah, legally, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>That's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, that's interesting, that's very interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>So you have never heard that word, So that could

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<v Speaker 3>have been the legal the word of the day, and

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<v Speaker 3>I just.

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<v Speaker 1>Really could have. And you just tossed it, tossed.

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<v Speaker 3>It, tossing it out. See, this is this is what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying. I know big words. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 3>to say them or exactly what they mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I know them in sentences properly, but I did I

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<v Speaker 1>did use to wait watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Out for people who are not lawyers who do know

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<v Speaker 2>how to speak that way. That just tells you they've

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<v Speaker 2>been to court way too much. But they're not lawyers.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's what's nice about having Isaac as a managers.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no legales coming from that guy's mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, not at all.

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<v Speaker 2>And we're lucky to have him alive for much longer.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because Kyle's got him in his I think, god,

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<v Speaker 3>Kyle's not here.

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<v Speaker 2>If I could take him to Tech licking his chumps,

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<v Speaker 2>Kyle'll be licking his jump.

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<v Speaker 3>Fucking Why is the commercial are saw?

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>I know they're not, but I really hope skinny boys

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<v Speaker 1>are cashing out off of that.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not, dammit.

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<v Speaker 3>So for people that don't know, Wendy's is as a

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<v Speaker 3>commercial out right now, Wendy's of bacon eat or fame.

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<v Speaker 3>That's mostly how I know that. Square Patties, Square Patties,

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<v Speaker 3>Dave Thomas, Dave Thomas, area, and.

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<v Speaker 2>We can say Wendy's top tier as far as fast

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<v Speaker 2>food goes.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, great burger love, Wendy's. Love a frost

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<v Speaker 3>Love Wendy's. Oh my god, Frosty's. Oh that was the

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<v Speaker 3>That was the stunner. I don't know if they still

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<v Speaker 3>have the dollar menu, but you go, you get the

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<v Speaker 3>little Nuggie, the cough of that junior bacon cheese, and

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<v Speaker 3>then you'd get a Frosty.

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<v Speaker 2>Can wait? Do you want us to go off for

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit? You could talk to Wendy's. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>get diarrhea too?

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<v Speaker 3>If you guys could go, if you guys could jump

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<v Speaker 3>off real quick, I'd like to talk to Wendy's CEO.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, don't look at me. I'm taking my headphones off. Please, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>turn the microphones off or the head of course, and

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<v Speaker 2>headphones everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and headphones, Miss Wendy. Thank you for your service.

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<v Speaker 3>You've provided such great nutrition for me and my family

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<v Speaker 3>for years and years now. You've gotten me through some

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<v Speaker 3>long nights and some early mornings. Thank you Wendy's for

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<v Speaker 3>all that you've done for me and mine. To you

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<v Speaker 3>and yours, I will keep giving you my money. Even

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<v Speaker 3>though even though you are using the Workholics theme song

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<v Speaker 3>in your commercial and it's set, I understand that it

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<v Speaker 3>says got gotta be fresh, and that's great, and someone

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<v Speaker 3>should have stolen it a long time ago. It almost

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<v Speaker 3>feels like a smack in our face that we're not

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<v Speaker 3>in any of those commercials.

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<v Speaker 2>That being said, I love the frosty. You guys can

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<v Speaker 2>turn your headphones.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so fucking hungry. That was what I I can't

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<v Speaker 1>wait to listen back. And I hope Todd puts some

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<v Speaker 1>really emotional music behind that, because I could tell just

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<v Speaker 1>from watching you that you got a little emotional there

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<v Speaker 1>and that was really nice, dude, if it was another

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not gonna shot on another fast food joint.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's lesser.

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<v Speaker 3>There's lesser than you know, sure, sure, sure, burger King rocks.

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<v Speaker 2>There's lesser than wait. I'm sorry, wait, I like, what

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<v Speaker 2>did you What did you say?

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<v Speaker 3>I like burger King.

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<v Speaker 2>Your boobs are huge burgering rocks. I like burger King.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I'm gonna need I Todd, I'm gonna need a

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<v Speaker 1>clip of Adam saying I like burger King because.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you guys, Like, there's a reason you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>been to Burger King. What do you mean it's just

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<v Speaker 2>not great?

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<v Speaker 3>No, well, I don't really eat that much fast food

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<v Speaker 3>at all any.

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<v Speaker 4>But but when when you do, you don't go there,

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<v Speaker 4>like if you're on a road trip or you're like

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<v Speaker 4>when we were on tour and we had to stop somewhere.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you the truth when I say this, I

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<v Speaker 3>go to subway probably ninety five percent of the time,

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<v Speaker 3>you fucking disaster.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, guys. Subway is also gnarly, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>But I eat fresh when I'm on a road.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotta be fresh.

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<v Speaker 3>I eat fresh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but dude, Wendy's gotta be fresh.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe we gotta eat fresh.

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<v Speaker 3>And now that they have a new slogan, it might

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<v Speaker 3>turn me around. I'm still a little skry that we're

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<v Speaker 3>not in the commercial. And I understand Kyle's frustration.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, you're just putting money in the pocket

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<v Speaker 2>of the original Kyle, who is the subway guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand coss frustration, you know, Yes, I get why

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<v Speaker 3>he fucking bit Isaac's head off the other day and

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<v Speaker 3>really just jump down his throat.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe we make compleat a subway. We could say

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<v Speaker 1>got it, gotta eat fresh.

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<v Speaker 2>And have you ever had a bad experience at a

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<v Speaker 2>wind I'm just throwing this out there.

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<v Speaker 1>I never have other No, I have not.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to talk about it. And have you

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<v Speaker 3>ever had a bad experience had a subway? It's always

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<v Speaker 3>fucking banger.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've had scary experience.

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<v Speaker 2>No, sure, I've had sandwiches room Just like, what is

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<v Speaker 2>the smells coming out of here? Man? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>The great smells the subways that are connected to like

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<v Speaker 3>the huge truck stops when you're in the middle of

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<v Speaker 3>nowhere and you stop at this kind of scary truck

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<v Speaker 3>stop and there's like, you know, you know that we've

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<v Speaker 3>talked about truck stops. You know that there's glory holes

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<v Speaker 3>in the bathroom. You just know it.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely. I would hope you know it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that they're doing meth in the parking lot

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<v Speaker 3>and they're coming in here and schlob and knobs again

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<v Speaker 3>their knob slobbed.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you know it, you know it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's maybe why DERs is tripping up and thinking the

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<v Speaker 3>smells of the subway are actually the smells coming from

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<v Speaker 3>these bathroom stalls.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, you're confusing subway with truck stop bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>No, sir, I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 3>You might be, I don't like you might be confusing

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<v Speaker 3>that winning, But yeah, how does that make you feel?

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<v Speaker 2>What's weird?

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<v Speaker 4>So you're saying I don't like it. I like the

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<v Speaker 4>smell of a truck stop bathroom. Actually, oh oh what

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<v Speaker 4>the mixture of gasoline, seamen and lollipops for urinal cakes.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? I know? Because I just did a little,

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<v Speaker 1>a little road trip to the Bay Area just now, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>very very I just got back. You know, the like

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<v Speaker 1>window cleaning ship that's at every gas station. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>starting to be really stinky. Like, I don't think they

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<v Speaker 1>changed that ship ever ever anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't think that's news. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I guess this is the conspiracy moorist in me.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no more bugs, right, yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think? They change it every hour? What

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<v Speaker 2>are you thinking.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no more bugs? Like, I guess I'm not a

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<v Speaker 3>conspiracy theorist, but I feel like the bug.

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<v Speaker 2>Game is at an old bugs are fakes. Wagon bugs.

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<v Speaker 3>We're at an all time low because I I drive

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<v Speaker 3>a lot for work a lot of times, I like

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<v Speaker 3>work for my house. It's like forty five minutes to

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<v Speaker 3>an hour away.

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking Volkswagen bugs now, No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, those are a few and far between.

0:22:12.240 --> 0:22:16.840
<v Speaker 2>Those insects. Yeah, bugs hitting windshields. There's no longer bugs.

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<v Speaker 3>So I feel like I used to do that a

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<v Speaker 3>lot living in the Midwest, But now I'm here in

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<v Speaker 3>the South. I'm driving every day for work. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>hitting many bugs.

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell can I tell you something?

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<v Speaker 4>Get a get a Rivian you catch all the fucking

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<v Speaker 4>bugs on a road trip on that thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the front is flat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the flat shield.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye.

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<v Speaker 3>So there's still bugs out there for you guys.

0:22:38.400 --> 0:22:41.960
<v Speaker 2>You get hella bugs, dragonflies. You're like, oh, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>it's a graveyard.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, I just want to just share that

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<v Speaker 2>real quick. So there are bugs.

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<v Speaker 3>So you got a Rivian. I didn't know if you

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<v Speaker 3>had a I didn't know you had a Rivian.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, oh yeah we've had this fucker. Dang, I didn't.

0:22:55.960 --> 0:22:57.000
<v Speaker 3>I must have known that.

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<v Speaker 2>We got the suv and it's fucking sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I like that. We got to sign great.

0:23:02.720 --> 0:23:05.720
<v Speaker 2>Great road tripper really and now you can use Tesla chargers.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>The infrastructure is real. Thank you Elon Texas for life.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, well, Jersey, this is a nice Uh. Is

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<v Speaker 3>he your favorite? We cover my favorite billionaire, but we

0:23:17.480 --> 0:23:18.520
<v Speaker 3>didn't get to your guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that's true?

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<v Speaker 3>Is Elon your number one?

0:23:21.680 --> 0:23:22.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>He's kind of getting my number one press? But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well that doesn't help the podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>It was your earlier.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, I'm not saying I don't give a fuck

0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:35.400
<v Speaker 4>about the question. I'm saying I don't give a fuck

0:23:35.400 --> 0:23:36.679
<v Speaker 4>that Elon has bad press.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh, okay, you guys like I don't know, Like

0:23:41.040 --> 0:23:46.439
<v Speaker 2>I guess X is a dumpster fire, but I don't know, Like,

0:23:46.800 --> 0:23:47.760
<v Speaker 2>why don't you cry about it?

0:23:47.800 --> 0:23:50.879
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's my favorite and least favorite algorithm, because,

0:23:51.160 --> 0:23:53.480
<v Speaker 3>as we've covered, you're going to see someone just get

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<v Speaker 3>murdered upon waking up. Yeah, and you're on the toilet

0:23:56.600 --> 0:23:59.640
<v Speaker 3>and immediately see a murderer, you see someone get stabbed with.

0:24:00.640 --> 0:24:03.000
<v Speaker 2>Which really lights a fire under your ass. Ye gets

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<v Speaker 2>your day going.

0:24:03.760 --> 0:24:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you gotta start, you gotta go out and get

0:24:05.680 --> 0:24:06.359
<v Speaker 1>it for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>So who is your number one?

0:24:08.520 --> 0:24:08.680
<v Speaker 4>Then?

0:24:10.400 --> 0:24:12.359
<v Speaker 2>I don't know the drink your milkshake guy.

0:24:12.920 --> 0:24:16.160
<v Speaker 3>That Peter Tueller guy's name that kind of rolled off

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<v Speaker 3>the tongue for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like DRS has a good rollodex of billionaires.

0:24:20.320 --> 0:24:22.080
<v Speaker 2>A lot of things roll off my tongue, if you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean.

0:24:22.920 --> 0:24:25.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's a bagel old.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is my favorite billionaire? I don't know, I guess

0:24:28.720 --> 0:24:31.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't is Oprah? Oprah?

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<v Speaker 1>Is she a billionaire?

0:24:32.960 --> 0:24:34.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Oprah's a billionaire.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's kind of a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I find her kind of boring. Yeah,

0:24:39.080 --> 0:24:39.879
<v Speaker 2>what about uh?

0:24:40.240 --> 0:24:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Lebron James.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I'm sure she's really I hear everything that

0:24:43.400 --> 0:24:46.120
<v Speaker 4>she's great and she's awesome and has wisdom.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know. Huh yeah, okay.

0:24:49.760 --> 0:24:51.080
<v Speaker 3>This makes for great radio.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodbye, Blake. Uh do you got one?

0:24:55.119 --> 0:24:57.800
<v Speaker 1>Who else is a billionaire? I mean, I'm kind of

0:24:57.920 --> 0:25:01.280
<v Speaker 1>rattling off my all Star team, but I really think

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<v Speaker 1>there's something.

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<v Speaker 4>But these are just like entertainers and shit who happen

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<v Speaker 4>to be billionaires. They're not like billionaires by trade where

0:25:09.359 --> 0:25:14.679
<v Speaker 4>they're like I create hotels or whatever. Oh, I don't know, whatever,

0:25:14.880 --> 0:25:15.399
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know.

0:25:16.359 --> 0:25:18.760
<v Speaker 3>We put a lot of parameters on it. The question

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<v Speaker 3>was who's your favorite billionaire?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I understand.

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<v Speaker 3>I get it though, so mine. Mine was kind of

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<v Speaker 3>a home run.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yours was badass hometown, Yeah it was. It was

0:25:28.600 --> 0:25:31.040
<v Speaker 1>you've got a hometown that's a great billionaire.

0:25:31.119 --> 0:25:32.480
<v Speaker 2>We all don't grow up with billionaires.

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<v Speaker 1>Due that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you are from Chicago. You literally grew up

0:25:35.880 --> 0:25:39.919
<v Speaker 3>where Oprah is from. And Michael Jordan and Michael.

0:25:39.720 --> 0:25:42.359
<v Speaker 2>Jordan from Evanston, Illinois. Six two one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's science.

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<v Speaker 2>No billionaires to my knowledge.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, there's gotta be.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, there is is.

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<v Speaker 1>Kanye West a billionaire?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, Kanye. So Kanye is your favorite?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, did he

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<v Speaker 1>reach billionaire status?

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<v Speaker 5>He did?

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<v Speaker 3>Why did you laugh? Like Kanye is your favorite? You

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<v Speaker 3>just you kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say that. I just fact we can fact check.

0:26:06.160 --> 0:26:08.800
<v Speaker 2>Look guys like him, just don't follow the fucking sky,

0:26:08.920 --> 0:26:09.159
<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, come on, man, come on man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so that's your favorite.

0:26:14.680 --> 0:26:19.399
<v Speaker 1>No, that's not my favorite. I think I'm looking up

0:26:19.440 --> 0:26:21.040
<v Speaker 1>billionaires at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I guess I like some crazy salting dude.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, just like walks around and like, you know, one

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<v Speaker 4>of my just isn't my favorite billion This is one

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<v Speaker 4>of my favorite stories. When we were on Shark Week

0:26:34.840 --> 0:26:38.159
<v Speaker 4>and the dudes who like man the yacht we were on,

0:26:38.240 --> 0:26:40.720
<v Speaker 4>they've worked on many yachts, and one of them told

0:26:40.760 --> 0:26:44.480
<v Speaker 4>the story about they were on a boat following a

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<v Speaker 4>huge yacht following an even bigger yacht, and their yacht

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<v Speaker 4>was just in case the dude wanted to go scuba diving.

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<v Speaker 4>That was it, and so they had they had to

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<v Speaker 4>be ready and like a week after they've been out

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<v Speaker 4>to sea. They go, hey, he wants to go uba diving,

0:27:00.480 --> 0:27:02.399
<v Speaker 4>You've gotta be ready in like twenty minutes. So they're like,

0:27:02.400 --> 0:27:03.639
<v Speaker 4>holy shit, let's get all the shit going.

0:27:03.680 --> 0:27:07.560
<v Speaker 2>Da da da. The dude comes onto the boat in

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<v Speaker 2>a wet suit and they were like, you have to

0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:13.480
<v Speaker 2>get all this he wants to not stop walking. You

0:27:13.560 --> 0:27:16.160
<v Speaker 2>have to get all the stuff on him as he

0:27:16.240 --> 0:27:19.600
<v Speaker 2>walks to the water, and they were like that doesn't work,

0:27:19.640 --> 0:27:22.720
<v Speaker 2>and they're like it has to be this. So as

0:27:22.760 --> 0:27:25.840
<v Speaker 2>the dude is walking towards the water, they put the

0:27:25.880 --> 0:27:29.320
<v Speaker 2>thing on. He steps into one flipper, steps into the other,

0:27:29.760 --> 0:27:32.199
<v Speaker 2>put the apparatus on his face, and then he like

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<v Speaker 2>went right into the water.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you guys.

0:27:34.720 --> 0:27:36.680
<v Speaker 2>And the guy was like, we were so stressed out

0:27:36.680 --> 0:27:38.960
<v Speaker 2>because we were like, are we gonna get murdered if

0:27:38.960 --> 0:27:41.040
<v Speaker 2>we don't do this right? Because it's just some time.

0:27:41.119 --> 0:27:43.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I mean they have to like put a

0:27:43.760 --> 0:27:45.560
<v Speaker 3>weight belt on you, weight you down.

0:27:45.920 --> 0:27:46.840
<v Speaker 2>There's a real thing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just like if I have to break my stride, yes,

0:27:50.680 --> 0:27:51.680
<v Speaker 1>you're going overboard.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And he went scoop and he scuba I think

0:27:53.840 --> 0:27:57.000
<v Speaker 2>they said he went scubaing for like twenty minutes. Max

0:27:57.200 --> 0:27:59.640
<v Speaker 2>got out, was like, not my thing, and then went

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<v Speaker 2>to the Giant Mothership.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, just to say he fucking did it, and they were.

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<v Speaker 2>Like this one.

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<v Speaker 4>We're on costs you, you know, two hundred thousand dollars

0:28:08.640 --> 0:28:11.240
<v Speaker 4>a week to not be on Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Billionaire's Rock.

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<v Speaker 2>That's okay. God dang, that's so cool man.

0:28:16.160 --> 0:28:17.960
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I know they get a bad rap, but.

0:28:18.359 --> 0:28:20.000
<v Speaker 1>They seem pretty even real.

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:23.080
<v Speaker 2>It'd be fun to do, you know, didn't break stride.

0:28:23.200 --> 0:28:23.960
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty cool.

0:28:24.040 --> 0:28:27.159
<v Speaker 3>It would be fun to do. So Todd hit us

0:28:27.200 --> 0:28:30.680
<v Speaker 3>with some knowledge. He had an estimated Kane Kanye West.

0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:35.720
<v Speaker 3>He goes by ye, Now, uh yeah, is it yeah?

0:28:35.720 --> 0:28:36.880
<v Speaker 3>Because it's not Kanye.

0:28:37.160 --> 0:28:38.480
<v Speaker 2>He goes by yee.

0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:40.160
<v Speaker 1>You're a stupid dummit.

0:28:40.280 --> 0:28:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Where are you even coming up with ye? Out of

0:28:42.120 --> 0:28:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Kanye Kanye?

0:28:43.320 --> 0:28:47.360
<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean I Kanye right, you're right. That was

0:28:47.360 --> 0:28:48.200
<v Speaker 3>that was boneheaded.

0:28:48.520 --> 0:28:50.240
<v Speaker 2>That was bone headed. Egg on my face.

0:28:50.360 --> 0:28:52.920
<v Speaker 1>That's okay. Did he add another? Did he is it

0:28:53.240 --> 0:28:54.960
<v Speaker 1>y e? Did he add an e?

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<v Speaker 3>There was no no, no. Todd wrote yay and I

0:28:58.680 --> 0:29:01.920
<v Speaker 3>read yee. But you know, I am so dumb. He

0:29:02.000 --> 0:29:05.000
<v Speaker 3>had an estimated net worth of two billion in twenty

0:29:05.040 --> 0:29:07.760
<v Speaker 3>twenty two, but he lost one point five billion when

0:29:07.760 --> 0:29:13.640
<v Speaker 3>Adidas terminated their partnership, so we lost s many cry

0:29:13.720 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 3>him and then he didn't even make the billionaires list.

0:29:16.720 --> 0:29:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's a bummer.

0:29:19.240 --> 0:29:21.400
<v Speaker 3>But he still has four hundred million dollars, which, yeah,

0:29:21.400 --> 0:29:23.240
<v Speaker 3>I feel you can do a lot of really stupid

0:29:23.320 --> 0:29:25.160
<v Speaker 3>dumb stuff like have a chair guy.

0:29:25.240 --> 0:29:26.560
<v Speaker 2>That's pretty good walk around money.

0:29:26.520 --> 0:29:27.440
<v Speaker 3>I have a good chair guy.

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<v Speaker 2>You remember how I saw him at the Chateau and

0:29:30.160 --> 0:29:30.480
<v Speaker 2>he has.

0:29:30.400 --> 0:29:32.960
<v Speaker 1>A chair guy. So yeah, yeah, four hundred million will

0:29:32.960 --> 0:29:34.120
<v Speaker 1>give you a chair guy.

0:29:34.160 --> 0:29:37.000
<v Speaker 3>You don't even need to be a billionaire to have luxuries.

0:29:37.080 --> 0:29:38.320
<v Speaker 3>Such luxuries as that.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, I think I know my billionaire. He's a big

0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:45.720
<v Speaker 1>name too, is it Balmber? No, he is pretty cool though, Adam,

0:29:45.800 --> 0:29:46.760
<v Speaker 1>Is that your number two guy?

0:29:46.800 --> 0:29:47.160
<v Speaker 2>Balmer?

0:29:47.320 --> 0:29:49.000
<v Speaker 3>That for sure would be my number two.

0:29:49.080 --> 0:29:51.280
<v Speaker 1>Yet you're in the billionaire boys club over there. He

0:29:51.360 --> 0:29:51.960
<v Speaker 1>got some homies.

0:29:52.440 --> 0:29:54.200
<v Speaker 3>I guess I kind of am of people I don't

0:29:54.200 --> 0:29:55.040
<v Speaker 3>know and have never met.

0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:56.360
<v Speaker 2>He's in those circles.

0:29:56.520 --> 0:30:00.720
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm kind of a Mark Zucker suck dude.

0:30:00.840 --> 0:30:04.040
<v Speaker 1>I love Zuckerbird. That guy's freaking cool.

0:30:04.440 --> 0:30:07.040
<v Speaker 3>Hell, dude, what my sister works for Facebook, and she

0:30:07.160 --> 0:30:09.720
<v Speaker 3>fucking loves the guy. She's like, he's the best.

0:30:09.840 --> 0:30:11.959
<v Speaker 1>There we go see he rocks.

0:30:12.800 --> 0:30:14.480
<v Speaker 2>What does she like about him? I'm just curious.

0:30:14.520 --> 0:30:17.880
<v Speaker 3>Just great to his employees. He like the employees there,

0:30:17.920 --> 0:30:18.840
<v Speaker 3>like treated like.

0:30:18.960 --> 0:30:21.920
<v Speaker 2>Kings and queens, right, but like society he doesn't care

0:30:21.960 --> 0:30:23.480
<v Speaker 2>about No, screw to that.

0:30:23.640 --> 0:30:26.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't. I don't know anything about society.

0:30:26.280 --> 0:30:28.760
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I don't either. Man, It's so crazy. I'm like

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 2>everyone's everyone says there's a fire, and I'm like, I

0:30:31.600 --> 0:30:34.520
<v Speaker 2>don't know, uh is there?

0:30:34.520 --> 0:30:36.240
<v Speaker 1>He's kind of sick though he does like m m a.

0:30:36.400 --> 0:30:38.840
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm kind of into that, like to be a billionaire.

0:30:38.920 --> 0:30:41.640
<v Speaker 1>And then now you like, are going into UFC, that's

0:30:41.680 --> 0:30:42.200
<v Speaker 1>pretty cool.

0:30:42.240 --> 0:30:45.520
<v Speaker 3>Well he's not what he's not going into the UFC.

0:30:45.880 --> 0:30:49.200
<v Speaker 1>He said he was gonna fight uh Dursey's favorite billionaire

0:30:49.240 --> 0:30:53.280
<v Speaker 1>alone Elon. Yes, yeah, which would be pretty cool to watch.

0:30:53.320 --> 0:30:53.800
<v Speaker 3>But he's not.

0:30:54.040 --> 0:30:54.520
<v Speaker 2>But they're not.

0:30:54.640 --> 0:30:57.120
<v Speaker 1>They're not gonna know he hurt himself, heard him.

0:30:57.400 --> 0:30:59.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's why. That's why.

0:30:59.280 --> 0:30:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he heard.

0:31:03.320 --> 0:31:05.240
<v Speaker 2>Do we get a list of billionaires? Do we not

0:31:05.280 --> 0:31:07.200
<v Speaker 2>get a list of billionaires? To look at it? No?

0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:10.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know the names, which is crazy.

0:31:10.160 --> 0:31:12.160
<v Speaker 4>I feel like I don't is what I'm saying, Like

0:31:12.200 --> 0:31:14.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm drawing a blank, although I can't wait to get

0:31:14.440 --> 0:31:16.280
<v Speaker 4>one of these robots that they're all making.

0:31:16.320 --> 0:31:18.160
<v Speaker 2>They're all making like robot people.

0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:22.640
<v Speaker 3>What about uh Robert Kraft, Robert Kraft, the owner of

0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:25.440
<v Speaker 3>the h J King. Yeah, he gets jerked off in

0:31:25.560 --> 0:31:30.720
<v Speaker 3>little uh you know strip Mall Robin Tug Centers. That's

0:31:30.800 --> 0:31:32.000
<v Speaker 3>kind of cool, you know.

0:31:32.120 --> 0:31:34.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah that's really good. That's relatable.

0:31:34.920 --> 0:31:36.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that's a relatable thing.

0:31:36.440 --> 0:31:38.040
<v Speaker 1>We're just looking at relatability.

0:31:38.200 --> 0:31:40.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the relatability factor goes.

0:31:40.200 --> 0:31:42.640
<v Speaker 2>Way up that you relate to that. Blake, Yeah, Blake.

0:31:42.720 --> 0:31:46.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It's like I fuck couches. I go to them all.

0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:48.920
<v Speaker 1>It's just like anywhere I can get some kind of

0:31:48.920 --> 0:31:51.840
<v Speaker 1>affection from things that don't truly love me.

0:31:52.360 --> 0:31:54.240
<v Speaker 2>I kind of like, see, this is what I'm saying.

0:31:54.280 --> 0:31:55.840
<v Speaker 2>I want to like, who's a dude who you just

0:31:55.880 --> 0:31:56.400
<v Speaker 2>don't know?

0:31:56.760 --> 0:31:59.360
<v Speaker 1>Like, well, here's the top ten, you know, number one.

0:31:59.240 --> 0:32:03.800
<v Speaker 2>Who's a or Tega? Who oh he created Zara hilarious?

0:32:03.920 --> 0:32:07.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well they're billionaires, so they all have something you know,

0:32:07.040 --> 0:32:09.120
<v Speaker 3>you know him from from something.

0:32:09.200 --> 0:32:11.960
<v Speaker 2>No, but if I said a Monsio or Tega. You

0:32:12.000 --> 0:32:12.960
<v Speaker 2>would not know who that was.

0:32:13.000 --> 0:32:14.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, monsieur Ortega.

0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:18.240
<v Speaker 1>He started Zara, Wait, Zara the mall store?

0:32:18.880 --> 0:32:19.120
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:32:19.280 --> 0:32:21.360
<v Speaker 1>Or wait, why is Zara that big?

0:32:21.440 --> 0:32:22.840
<v Speaker 2>And like who do you? What do you think Michael

0:32:22.880 --> 0:32:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Dell created.

0:32:25.600 --> 0:32:26.280
<v Speaker 1>Taco Dell?

0:32:27.400 --> 0:32:28.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, don't come here.

0:32:29.960 --> 0:32:32.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Taco Dell like that rolled off the tongue.

0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:35.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I got that. That's okay. So you know

0:32:35.440 --> 0:32:37.280
<v Speaker 1>we shoot, we score yay?

0:32:37.480 --> 0:32:38.040
<v Speaker 3>I said yeah.

0:32:38.080 --> 0:32:41.120
<v Speaker 2>Earlier you said yee oh, that's right.

0:32:41.680 --> 0:32:42.840
<v Speaker 3>I have to quit smoking weed.

0:32:43.760 --> 0:32:46.720
<v Speaker 1>No, never do it, dude, never do it. Never. Oh,

0:32:47.160 --> 0:32:50.440
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Bezos, nobody's saying, but he kind of he's kinda.

0:32:50.920 --> 0:32:51.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:32:51.440 --> 0:32:53.720
<v Speaker 3>It's a bummer, right, I don't know.

0:32:55.200 --> 0:32:56.560
<v Speaker 2>When he got so jacked.

0:32:56.600 --> 0:32:58.760
<v Speaker 1>It was a little off putting, right, did he get

0:32:58.760 --> 0:32:59.400
<v Speaker 1>really ripped?

0:32:59.480 --> 0:33:01.959
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when he got on the TRT and just shaved

0:33:02.000 --> 0:33:02.520
<v Speaker 2>his head and.

0:33:02.600 --> 0:33:07.080
<v Speaker 3>Was like, Zuckerberg got in shape because he's fighting. But

0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:14.080
<v Speaker 3>then our boy Amazon Bezos, he got straight yoked, yeah, winning,

0:33:14.240 --> 0:33:15.440
<v Speaker 3>And that was too much for you.

0:33:15.720 --> 0:33:17.239
<v Speaker 2>It was too much. Yeah, you didn't like that.

0:33:17.280 --> 0:33:19.760
<v Speaker 1>You thought he was kind of stepping into your not.

0:33:19.760 --> 0:33:21.960
<v Speaker 3>In my billionaire, not in my billion in my boys,

0:33:22.400 --> 0:33:24.960
<v Speaker 3>huh yeah, and my guys and my dude crew right here.

0:33:25.080 --> 0:33:27.120
<v Speaker 3>I want to see you all jacked and juicy. But

0:33:27.200 --> 0:33:31.880
<v Speaker 3>in my billionaire I want you to be a little nerdy, like, oh,

0:33:31.920 --> 0:33:34.680
<v Speaker 3>I can do I can easily do that. That's easy.

0:33:35.120 --> 0:33:37.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like that too, because like, yeah, if you're

0:33:37.400 --> 0:33:39.840
<v Speaker 1>a billionaire, you could like buy a robot body like

0:33:39.960 --> 0:33:43.520
<v Speaker 1>Krang and just like sit in its stomach and you're jacked.

0:33:43.720 --> 0:33:44.520
<v Speaker 1>You're more jack than a.

0:33:44.760 --> 0:33:47.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sir dur Sorry I interrupted earlier. What are these

0:33:47.080 --> 0:33:48.720
<v Speaker 3>robot people you were trying to.

0:33:48.880 --> 0:33:51.360
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, they're disinviting inventing robots. But this guy

0:33:51.520 --> 0:33:54.960
<v Speaker 4>number fifty two on the billionaire list, Len blavnot Vic.

0:33:55.560 --> 0:33:58.800
<v Speaker 4>He does he made his money in music and chemicals.

0:33:58.880 --> 0:34:00.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm a dude, this is my guy.

0:34:01.000 --> 0:34:03.120
<v Speaker 1>This is yeah there he is. So he just he

0:34:03.240 --> 0:34:06.360
<v Speaker 1>just created the Grateful Dead, he just did acid and he's.

0:34:06.160 --> 0:34:09.280
<v Speaker 2>Got thirty two billion dollars. That's a lot of money.

0:34:09.320 --> 0:34:11.920
<v Speaker 2>And what is he? Number thirty two, number fifty two

0:34:12.360 --> 0:34:14.360
<v Speaker 2>music and chemicals fifty two fifty?

0:34:14.360 --> 0:34:18.120
<v Speaker 1>How many are there? How many billionaires are in the world?

0:34:18.160 --> 0:34:21.799
<v Speaker 2>I mean enough, way more than than needed. I know,

0:34:22.080 --> 0:34:24.160
<v Speaker 2>don't worry. There's there's a room. There's room for you.

0:34:24.520 --> 0:34:26.760
<v Speaker 2>I love all the Waltons. That's kind of my favorite,

0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:29.440
<v Speaker 2>where they're just like dudes who just are part of

0:34:29.440 --> 0:34:30.600
<v Speaker 2>the family, who are like.

0:34:30.840 --> 0:34:34.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I've got twenty five billion because my dad's dad

0:34:34.960 --> 0:34:36.920
<v Speaker 4>had a grocery store one hundred years ago.

0:34:37.080 --> 0:34:43.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which grocery store is that? Waltons Walmart? Oh you

0:34:43.160 --> 0:34:43.919
<v Speaker 1>are so dumb.

0:34:45.600 --> 0:34:47.480
<v Speaker 3>Wow, they're the Walton family.

0:34:47.680 --> 0:34:50.000
<v Speaker 2>Blake, Hey, Blake, can you just hit my guy saying

0:34:50.040 --> 0:34:54.200
<v Speaker 2>what I need to tell you? Fucking Walmart? I told you, dude,

0:34:54.719 --> 0:34:55.800
<v Speaker 2>Jesus sorry.

0:34:55.880 --> 0:34:59.200
<v Speaker 3>There are two seven and eighty one billionaires in the world,

0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:01.520
<v Speaker 3>is what they're saying. One hundred and forty one more

0:35:01.560 --> 0:35:05.600
<v Speaker 3>than in twenty twenty three. Yeah, that's kind of wild, dude.

0:35:05.880 --> 0:35:08.759
<v Speaker 3>That's a lot. That's a lot of billionaires. Due that's

0:35:08.760 --> 0:35:11.840
<v Speaker 3>why it's not special. It used to be kind of special,

0:35:12.239 --> 0:35:14.840
<v Speaker 3>like he has a billion dollars. That's a lot money.

0:35:15.040 --> 0:35:17.520
<v Speaker 3>Now you run into these guys just at a fucking

0:35:17.840 --> 0:35:19.279
<v Speaker 3>hotel lobby, just kicking it.

0:35:19.440 --> 0:35:21.839
<v Speaker 2>You're at a fucking subway a cool.

0:35:21.880 --> 0:35:25.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you'll just be at a truck stop subway run

0:35:25.120 --> 0:35:28.120
<v Speaker 3>into these guys, Wait a minute, Bezos, you'll just be

0:35:28.320 --> 0:35:30.479
<v Speaker 3>You'll just be at the glory hole of a truck

0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:31.480
<v Speaker 3>stop subway.

0:35:31.880 --> 0:35:33.000
<v Speaker 2>I can smell it now, and.

0:35:33.080 --> 0:35:36.640
<v Speaker 3>Bezos is shriveled. Cock will poke on through.

0:35:36.960 --> 0:35:39.160
<v Speaker 2>I just want to party. I take that back. You

0:35:39.239 --> 0:35:40.280
<v Speaker 2>know it's not shriveled.

0:35:40.440 --> 0:35:41.280
<v Speaker 1>You know it's not trivial.

0:35:41.320 --> 0:35:43.239
<v Speaker 4>No, there's no way. That's a good question. What what

0:35:43.400 --> 0:35:45.000
<v Speaker 4>billionaire's got the biggest dick?

0:35:45.400 --> 0:35:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, now.

0:35:49.239 --> 0:35:51.759
<v Speaker 3>Important, that's important. Yeah, it is.

0:35:51.960 --> 0:35:53.719
<v Speaker 4>Right off the bat, you're gonna say, like, oh, these

0:35:53.719 --> 0:35:57.200
<v Speaker 4>guys have micro penises. That's why they're fucking overcompensating.

0:35:57.320 --> 0:35:59.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know much.

0:35:59.640 --> 0:35:59.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:35:59.840 --> 0:36:02.160
<v Speaker 3>Well no, that's why I immediately took it back with Bezos,

0:36:02.200 --> 0:36:02.600
<v Speaker 3>because I.

0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:03.600
<v Speaker 2>Bet he's hogging.

0:36:04.040 --> 0:36:06.319
<v Speaker 3>I bet he's kind of hogging, or at least has

0:36:06.360 --> 0:36:10.160
<v Speaker 3>injected his dick with cool chemicals from the future that

0:36:10.200 --> 0:36:11.000
<v Speaker 3>will make him hog.

0:36:11.400 --> 0:36:14.760
<v Speaker 1>That's why I had I pitched this to you guys.

0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:18.239
<v Speaker 1>But I think history. History would be different. Store if

0:36:18.480 --> 0:36:22.759
<v Speaker 1>his story, he would be different, if everybody. If we

0:36:22.880 --> 0:36:25.959
<v Speaker 1>revealed people's dick sides, it could be upon their death.

0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:29.320
<v Speaker 1>But we need to know, like if there's some correlation

0:36:29.480 --> 0:36:31.840
<v Speaker 1>with small dick size and large dick size and like

0:36:31.920 --> 0:36:34.040
<v Speaker 1>tyrants of the world, billionaires of the world.

0:36:34.239 --> 0:36:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Can we not do that please?

0:36:35.680 --> 0:36:38.520
<v Speaker 1>I just think it's I think it's valuable data. What

0:36:38.560 --> 0:36:40.359
<v Speaker 1>if we didn't do it, though, because what if there's

0:36:40.400 --> 0:36:42.920
<v Speaker 1>a common thread with billionaires, what if they all.

0:36:42.760 --> 0:36:46.359
<v Speaker 3>Have that is so important? I'm glad you're bringing that's up.

0:36:46.360 --> 0:36:48.640
<v Speaker 2>That's actually how I would describe my dick because it's

0:36:48.680 --> 0:36:56.560
<v Speaker 2>a common thread. It's just kind of normal everything. It's science. Like, sure,

0:36:56.600 --> 0:36:59.200
<v Speaker 2>we should reveal everyone's dick size, But who's got the

0:36:59.239 --> 0:37:00.360
<v Speaker 2>biggest hog out.

0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Of our well known billionaires?

0:37:02.440 --> 0:37:07.680
<v Speaker 2>It's lebron Yeah, it's n six or Magic Johnson Adonnas

0:37:07.760 --> 0:37:10.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you know, yeah, Magic's for sure steady.

0:37:10.440 --> 0:37:11.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, Magic's hawking.

0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:13.759
<v Speaker 2>There's no way that man has a small car.

0:37:13.840 --> 0:37:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he is kind of billionaire low key off

0:37:16.080 --> 0:37:18.080
<v Speaker 1>of like the Dodgers. That's kind of hikey.

0:37:18.160 --> 0:37:20.200
<v Speaker 2>I guess what do you mean low key? Yeah, not

0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:23.120
<v Speaker 2>low key, I forgotten and low key. It's very high key.

0:37:23.280 --> 0:37:24.399
<v Speaker 1>He's not in the top.

0:37:24.480 --> 0:37:27.000
<v Speaker 3>He doesn't have like thirty billion, but he's got a

0:37:27.040 --> 0:37:27.840
<v Speaker 3>handful of bills.

0:37:27.960 --> 0:37:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:37:28.480 --> 0:37:31.360
<v Speaker 3>See, that's why it's not even you're like, yeah, just guys.

0:37:31.360 --> 0:37:32.839
<v Speaker 3>You'll see tooting around LA.

0:37:33.000 --> 0:37:33.920
<v Speaker 1>Maybe Magic's my.

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:36.480
<v Speaker 2>Guy, like you like Jerry Jones is Blake's guy.

0:37:36.440 --> 0:37:38.240
<v Speaker 1>Jerry Jones the Cowboys?

0:37:38.320 --> 0:37:39.360
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Yeah, Cowboys.

0:37:39.480 --> 0:37:41.359
<v Speaker 1>I'd rather I'm more a magic guy.

0:37:41.400 --> 0:37:44.360
<v Speaker 4>Remember when they discovered that there was like a picture

0:37:44.440 --> 0:37:46.440
<v Speaker 4>with him from like the I don't know, forties or

0:37:46.440 --> 0:37:49.440
<v Speaker 4>fifties where he's like at a place where everyone's screaming

0:37:49.440 --> 0:37:51.040
<v Speaker 4>at like black kids trying to go to school or

0:37:51.040 --> 0:37:51.560
<v Speaker 4>something like that.

0:37:51.800 --> 0:37:53.120
<v Speaker 1>He tried to photoshop that.

0:37:53.400 --> 0:37:56.480
<v Speaker 2>What happened. He's he's racist? Is that the he was

0:37:56.560 --> 0:37:58.600
<v Speaker 2>just I'm not going to say anything, but he was

0:37:58.719 --> 0:38:01.759
<v Speaker 2>there when people were like shouting at some sort of

0:38:02.000 --> 0:38:06.120
<v Speaker 2>desegregation situation. I'm I'm I don't even fucking know. But

0:38:06.160 --> 0:38:11.600
<v Speaker 2>then the comments were like he was there scouting. He

0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:13.960
<v Speaker 2>was already there, like looking for talent for the future.

0:38:14.040 --> 0:38:17.000
<v Speaker 2>This is the way, oh Boy, which is a great cover.

0:38:17.280 --> 0:38:20.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it is. Yeah, good for him, man, he's got

0:38:20.320 --> 0:38:21.640
<v Speaker 1>good he's got good lawyers.

0:38:21.719 --> 0:38:26.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah what else we got here? Apple Disney, Sure.

0:38:26.440 --> 0:38:28.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a lot of just classic I like when it

0:38:28.560 --> 0:38:31.000
<v Speaker 3>just says oil and you're like, yeah, all right.

0:38:31.480 --> 0:38:34.279
<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah, you just were you were there. You had

0:38:34.640 --> 0:38:37.360
<v Speaker 2>a grandfather, a great grandfather who dug a hole.

0:38:37.880 --> 0:38:40.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it makes me like a little bombed at my

0:38:41.080 --> 0:38:45.560
<v Speaker 3>grandparents and great grandparents, mostly my great grandparents about like

0:38:45.840 --> 0:38:48.399
<v Speaker 3>they were just like farming and like trying to get

0:38:48.480 --> 0:38:53.640
<v Speaker 3>enough food on the table for their families week week week.

0:38:54.120 --> 0:38:57.120
<v Speaker 3>We dude, be cutthroat and dig holes in the ground

0:38:57.160 --> 0:38:58.160
<v Speaker 3>and find oil.

0:38:58.680 --> 0:39:03.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just be digging. Always drill, baby, drill, Like, get

0:39:03.200 --> 0:39:04.720
<v Speaker 1>out there. What are you doing?

0:39:04.920 --> 0:39:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Brian Armstrong cryptocurrency eleven billion dollars? He did it. He

0:39:11.080 --> 0:39:15.759
<v Speaker 2>fucking did it. Fil a fanisbody help me? That's pretty good?

0:39:16.160 --> 0:39:18.239
<v Speaker 2>Is that? Will Ferrell and Austin Powers.

0:39:18.760 --> 0:39:22.840
<v Speaker 1>No, it's from mom Virtual Cop the video game.

0:39:23.520 --> 0:39:24.880
<v Speaker 2>That was my second guess.

0:39:25.520 --> 0:39:26.320
<v Speaker 3>It was a bagel.

0:39:26.600 --> 0:39:28.520
<v Speaker 1>We might have lost old diesel.

0:39:28.760 --> 0:39:32.120
<v Speaker 2>I was chunking too. Something's going on in the Algo rhythms.

0:39:32.239 --> 0:39:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh dang, I haven't checked the news in a while.

0:39:34.080 --> 0:39:36.760
<v Speaker 1>We could have like a major hack or something.

0:39:36.880 --> 0:39:38.879
<v Speaker 2>That's right. We didn't bring up that, Thank god.

0:39:38.920 --> 0:39:39.399
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

0:39:39.640 --> 0:39:42.879
<v Speaker 1>So much happened in the last week and a half.

0:39:42.920 --> 0:39:43.920
<v Speaker 1>It was kind of crazy.

0:39:44.000 --> 0:39:44.760
<v Speaker 2>A lot happened.

0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:45.840
<v Speaker 1>It was kind of crazy.

0:39:45.880 --> 0:39:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Adam's gone I guess we just keep talking billionaire.

0:39:49.800 --> 0:39:53.759
<v Speaker 1>It's just me Endures. What do you wanna What do

0:39:53.800 --> 0:39:55.520
<v Speaker 1>you want to talk about?

0:39:55.800 --> 0:39:57.680
<v Speaker 2>Uh? Don't kiss me?

0:39:57.840 --> 0:39:58.120
<v Speaker 3>What?

0:39:58.360 --> 0:40:06.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? You dude?

0:40:07.200 --> 0:40:10.480
<v Speaker 1>Wait did you see on the Baseball All Star Game

0:40:10.480 --> 0:40:13.400
<v Speaker 1>when the girls sing the national anthem? Did you see

0:40:13.520 --> 0:40:14.200
<v Speaker 1>that was pretty fine?

0:40:14.320 --> 0:40:16.080
<v Speaker 2>And then she said she was drunk and then she's

0:40:16.160 --> 0:40:18.480
<v Speaker 2>just like she goes, I'm going into rehab. I heard.

0:40:18.520 --> 0:40:21.759
<v Speaker 2>It's fun. Yeah, dude, Like what is she doing? All

0:40:21.800 --> 0:40:24.239
<v Speaker 2>she had to do? Who read her like apology and

0:40:24.360 --> 0:40:27.480
<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, that sounds good post that, Like, just

0:40:27.520 --> 0:40:29.359
<v Speaker 2>don't do the I heard it's fun.

0:40:30.040 --> 0:40:33.719
<v Speaker 1>To go to rehab to like be like, see, I was,

0:40:34.120 --> 0:40:36.120
<v Speaker 1>I was drunk. I'm actually in rehab.

0:40:36.239 --> 0:40:37.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, here's what I'm saying.

0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:40.080
<v Speaker 4>When she gets out of rehab, she better go straight

0:40:40.120 --> 0:40:44.919
<v Speaker 4>to a sports a sporting event and belt won out

0:40:45.080 --> 0:40:45.640
<v Speaker 4>so we can.

0:40:45.520 --> 0:40:47.759
<v Speaker 1>Go, Okay, we like, there you go. It was it

0:40:47.800 --> 0:40:50.359
<v Speaker 1>was the booze singing and talking at the same time.

0:40:50.520 --> 0:40:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you would sing better drunk. That's why

0:40:54.040 --> 0:40:55.520
<v Speaker 2>I just don't buy the whole fucking thing.

0:40:55.719 --> 0:40:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, isn't that when like people give their karaoke

0:40:58.600 --> 0:41:03.440
<v Speaker 1>performances of a lifetime when they're just like completely sloshed

0:41:03.480 --> 0:41:05.879
<v Speaker 1>and just giving it. They're all she was just kind

0:41:05.880 --> 0:41:08.600
<v Speaker 1>of holding notes a little too long. The range was

0:41:08.680 --> 0:41:09.560
<v Speaker 1>a little off.

0:41:09.440 --> 0:41:12.960
<v Speaker 2>But also like whackness. Yeah, a lot of whackness, a

0:41:12.960 --> 0:41:15.080
<v Speaker 2>lot of like really a lot of try hardness.

0:41:15.160 --> 0:41:15.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, our boys, back our boys.

0:41:21.160 --> 0:41:22.839
<v Speaker 3>That was That was wild. That was a wild ride.

0:41:22.880 --> 0:41:25.120
<v Speaker 3>I just went on wiki wa wa. The internet just

0:41:25.160 --> 0:41:26.399
<v Speaker 3>went out then came back.

0:41:26.840 --> 0:41:29.200
<v Speaker 1>What was that company that got hacked in all the

0:41:29.280 --> 0:41:31.719
<v Speaker 1>airport's streamcasts or whatever the hell?

0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:33.759
<v Speaker 2>It was Dreamcast? Dreamcast.

0:41:33.880 --> 0:41:39.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everybody's stream everybody's Dreamcast just kind of fucking started

0:41:39.280 --> 0:41:42.319
<v Speaker 1>to circuit. That was crazy, dude.

0:41:42.840 --> 0:41:44.799
<v Speaker 3>See, yeah, you guys did get caught up in that?

0:41:45.040 --> 0:41:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Uh did you?

0:41:46.200 --> 0:41:49.000
<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, you know I was traveling that day.

0:41:49.000 --> 0:41:49.680
<v Speaker 2>I was flying that.

0:41:49.680 --> 0:41:52.400
<v Speaker 3>Day, Jersey. Did we even bring up the fact that

0:41:52.440 --> 0:41:54.720
<v Speaker 3>you no longer? It was CrowdStrike?

0:41:55.239 --> 0:41:57.880
<v Speaker 1>CrowdStrike, which is a sick name. It sounds like a

0:41:57.920 --> 0:42:00.440
<v Speaker 1>computer game, but it sounds like a missile.

0:42:00.680 --> 0:42:04.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, which someone on set told me that the owns that,

0:42:05.120 --> 0:42:08.440
<v Speaker 3>or like the government owns CrowdStrike.

0:42:08.640 --> 0:42:10.759
<v Speaker 2>I got a feeling that you're set there in Charleston

0:42:10.800 --> 0:42:16.120
<v Speaker 2>has a lot of speculation about the government. It is

0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:19.920
<v Speaker 2>there and they should like and they should It's healthy.

0:42:19.960 --> 0:42:21.160
<v Speaker 2>I love it. It's so healthy.

0:42:21.239 --> 0:42:22.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you got to question everything.

0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:26.080
<v Speaker 3>Crowd strike, Yeah, it seems pretty generic. It seems kind

0:42:26.080 --> 0:42:26.440
<v Speaker 3>of whack.

0:42:26.560 --> 0:42:28.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it seems old school.

0:42:28.800 --> 0:42:33.120
<v Speaker 3>But Jersey is in a whole other different country and

0:42:33.200 --> 0:42:34.880
<v Speaker 3>some might even call it down Under.

0:42:35.360 --> 0:42:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, baby, we're in Australia.

0:42:38.160 --> 0:42:39.600
<v Speaker 2>We're doing season two of Monarch.

0:42:41.400 --> 0:42:41.839
<v Speaker 3>Heard of it?

0:42:41.920 --> 0:42:44.879
<v Speaker 2>Bitch? Hell yeah, we're filming in Australia. That's sick.

0:42:45.200 --> 0:42:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah.

0:42:46.160 --> 0:42:48.040
<v Speaker 3>And you are in Sydney, is that correct?

0:42:48.280 --> 0:42:51.840
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm north, I'm out. I'm outside Brisbane, mate.

0:42:51.600 --> 0:42:53.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh Brisbane, I've been. I've been in Brisbane.

0:42:53.719 --> 0:42:57.040
<v Speaker 1>I've never been that far north. How is it?

0:42:57.040 --> 0:43:01.160
<v Speaker 4>It's perfect right now? It's like la winter kind of vibes.

0:43:01.800 --> 0:43:05.600
<v Speaker 4>So it's like sonny, I mean sunny by. It's sunny,

0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:08.719
<v Speaker 4>but it's warm by like eleven You're like perfect at

0:43:08.800 --> 0:43:09.520
<v Speaker 4>seventy all day.

0:43:09.600 --> 0:43:12.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so we're sitting pretty at like a seventy degrees.

0:43:12.360 --> 0:43:14.360
<v Speaker 3>It's not too warm, but it's not it's not you

0:43:14.400 --> 0:43:16.680
<v Speaker 3>wouldn't call it Chiley winning.

0:43:16.840 --> 0:43:18.760
<v Speaker 2>You get to throw on a sweater in the evening

0:43:18.760 --> 0:43:19.320
<v Speaker 2>if you'd.

0:43:19.200 --> 0:43:22.560
<v Speaker 3>Like perfect, that's nice. Yeah, that's that's my favorite tip.

0:43:22.719 --> 0:43:24.359
<v Speaker 2>You know you get to go for a brisk walk

0:43:24.400 --> 0:43:24.960
<v Speaker 2>in the morning.

0:43:25.239 --> 0:43:27.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's my favorite tap.

0:43:28.960 --> 0:43:30.359
<v Speaker 2>Right on the beach, which is nice.

0:43:30.360 --> 0:43:31.919
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, living the dream.

0:43:32.000 --> 0:43:34.799
<v Speaker 3>I miss being in Charleston. I do miss that, Like

0:43:34.920 --> 0:43:38.399
<v Speaker 3>southern California time of day when this sun has set

0:43:38.560 --> 0:43:40.840
<v Speaker 3>and now, like you could wear a T shirt and

0:43:40.880 --> 0:43:43.360
<v Speaker 3>you'll be fine, but maybe you want to grab a

0:43:43.360 --> 0:43:47.000
<v Speaker 3>little some Maybe you want a jacket, maybe want a

0:43:47.040 --> 0:43:49.600
<v Speaker 3>little sweater to wear. Yeah, mix it up.

0:43:49.680 --> 0:43:52.680
<v Speaker 2>The uniform of like a dad in southern California is

0:43:52.680 --> 0:43:57.200
<v Speaker 2>like the hoodie shorts and like thong flip flops what

0:43:57.239 --> 0:43:58.000
<v Speaker 2>everyone call them.

0:43:58.040 --> 0:44:00.000
<v Speaker 1>It's just what Isaac wears all the time.

0:44:00.520 --> 0:44:04.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it is. It is hilarious how it's just

0:44:04.800 --> 0:44:06.959
<v Speaker 2>what is worn and that's it.

0:44:07.520 --> 0:44:10.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's I feel like there is wherever you're at,

0:44:10.160 --> 0:44:13.480
<v Speaker 3>there is a uniform, you know what I mean?

0:44:13.760 --> 0:44:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course, Yeah, the golf outfits where you are.

0:44:17.160 --> 0:44:19.319
<v Speaker 3>Where I'm at, everybody looks like they're about to go

0:44:19.320 --> 0:44:24.000
<v Speaker 3>golfing or fishing. Right, fishing, You're either about to do

0:44:24.200 --> 0:44:24.839
<v Speaker 3>one or the other.

0:44:24.920 --> 0:44:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Right, And what do you attribute.

0:44:26.680 --> 0:44:28.920
<v Speaker 4>Are these the same people who go I think it's

0:44:28.960 --> 0:44:30.960
<v Speaker 4>a fishing day to day and tomorrow I'm gonna golf

0:44:31.040 --> 0:44:32.880
<v Speaker 4>or is it golf people and fish people?

0:44:32.920 --> 0:44:36.239
<v Speaker 3>And what's the I think there there is some overlap,

0:44:36.280 --> 0:44:37.360
<v Speaker 3>but there's a class.

0:44:38.520 --> 0:44:41.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a little bit. If it feels like fishing people.

0:44:41.000 --> 0:44:45.400
<v Speaker 3>Are the they're a little lower on the associo socioeconomic ladder.

0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:47.719
<v Speaker 1>Fault of the earth, ye will, salt of the earth.

0:44:47.960 --> 0:44:50.360
<v Speaker 3>Sure, And those are my people because I like fishing.

0:44:50.600 --> 0:44:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we love that that.

0:44:51.880 --> 0:44:55.399
<v Speaker 3>It's important even talk to you guys since my fishing trip,

0:44:55.480 --> 0:44:56.479
<v Speaker 3>my epic fishing trip.

0:44:56.600 --> 0:44:58.799
<v Speaker 1>I think you did, Yeah, yeah you did, Yeah I did.

0:44:58.880 --> 0:45:00.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, okay.

0:45:01.360 --> 0:45:03.520
<v Speaker 3>So they either dressed like that or they dress like

0:45:03.600 --> 0:45:06.439
<v Speaker 3>they are fully going golfing or just came back from

0:45:06.440 --> 0:45:09.000
<v Speaker 3>golfing and then you asked, You're like, how was your

0:45:09.000 --> 0:45:11.719
<v Speaker 3>golf session today? And you call them sessions? I think,

0:45:12.080 --> 0:45:15.600
<v Speaker 3>and for sure they don't know what you're talking about

0:45:15.840 --> 0:45:18.400
<v Speaker 3>because they didn't go golf. They just how they This

0:45:18.480 --> 0:45:19.359
<v Speaker 3>is just how they dress.

0:45:19.400 --> 0:45:21.239
<v Speaker 4>And what are these brands that they're wearing. Are they

0:45:21.239 --> 0:45:23.919
<v Speaker 4>wearing golf brands or is it like Nike golf shirt

0:45:24.000 --> 0:45:25.680
<v Speaker 4>or is it like a foot joy shirt? Is this

0:45:25.760 --> 0:45:28.719
<v Speaker 4>a Greg Norman fucking sombrero?

0:45:28.840 --> 0:45:31.759
<v Speaker 3>I don't know enough about golf to really really sort

0:45:31.760 --> 0:45:33.640
<v Speaker 3>of break down the fashion choices.

0:45:33.719 --> 0:45:34.520
<v Speaker 2>I know it.

0:45:34.320 --> 0:45:38.879
<v Speaker 3>Looks like a breathable, polo stretchy fabric where you could

0:45:38.880 --> 0:45:39.840
<v Speaker 3>like kind of pull on it.

0:45:40.480 --> 0:45:42.320
<v Speaker 2>You don't go up and kind of feel their shirt.

0:45:42.400 --> 0:45:45.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, I don't figure their shirts that often. Maybe

0:45:45.160 --> 0:45:49.360
<v Speaker 1>it wicks sweat a little bit. Maybe, Yeah, it seems athletic.

0:45:49.520 --> 0:45:52.719
<v Speaker 1>It seems athletic. Can we talk about Trump's doesn't wear

0:45:52.760 --> 0:45:55.200
<v Speaker 1>those types of I was just thinking about that today

0:45:55.200 --> 0:45:57.120
<v Speaker 1>because I saw some video of him on the golf

0:45:57.120 --> 0:46:02.040
<v Speaker 1>course like he is every day. He wears heavy yeah,

0:46:02.160 --> 0:46:04.040
<v Speaker 1>caught heavy, heavy cotton.

0:46:04.120 --> 0:46:07.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's old school. He's an old school Yeah, yes,

0:46:07.280 --> 0:46:10.000
<v Speaker 2>that's that's classic for a man of his age.

0:46:10.120 --> 0:46:12.520
<v Speaker 3>Yes, But with those titties, I don't know, Oh yeah,

0:46:12.600 --> 0:46:14.959
<v Speaker 3>something a little more supportive as a man with big titties, durs.

0:46:15.040 --> 0:46:17.480
<v Speaker 3>Maybe you could tell us you actually.

0:46:17.200 --> 0:46:20.239
<v Speaker 2>Can I love you guys, I can I can weigh

0:46:20.280 --> 0:46:24.120
<v Speaker 2>in here? Yeah, okay, the fabric it lays just a

0:46:24.160 --> 0:46:26.520
<v Speaker 2>little bit too close, you know what I mean? And

0:46:26.560 --> 0:46:29.640
<v Speaker 2>you can see the titties and the chest hair looks weird.

0:46:29.800 --> 0:46:33.799
<v Speaker 3>Well on the more athletic the newer shirts, Oh yeah,

0:46:33.960 --> 0:46:34.799
<v Speaker 3>your boobs are huge.

0:46:34.880 --> 0:46:37.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the newer shirts. I think I would rather wear

0:46:37.560 --> 0:46:39.880
<v Speaker 2>a thicker knit so you can just not there's a

0:46:39.920 --> 0:46:44.279
<v Speaker 2>little less emphasis. I get that. I do get that.

0:46:44.480 --> 0:46:46.640
<v Speaker 3>I think you have to be hairless like Blake in

0:46:46.760 --> 0:46:50.480
<v Speaker 3>order to pull off the little dolphin. You've got a tuft.

0:46:50.600 --> 0:46:51.239
<v Speaker 3>That's not enough.

0:46:51.280 --> 0:46:52.160
<v Speaker 2>You got a little tuft.

0:46:52.480 --> 0:46:54.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well that's hurtful.

0:46:54.520 --> 0:46:56.880
<v Speaker 2>Do you have hair on your nipples? Do I You

0:46:57.040 --> 0:46:59.320
<v Speaker 2>just find he's.

0:46:59.200 --> 0:47:02.759
<v Speaker 3>Got a perfect, hot, hot, hot little areola with just

0:47:02.840 --> 0:47:06.520
<v Speaker 3>a rim, like it's like a takeen rim around a

0:47:06.560 --> 0:47:09.640
<v Speaker 3>beverage that's flake snipples.

0:47:09.640 --> 0:47:12.799
<v Speaker 1>Now, I describe it more like a like a like

0:47:12.840 --> 0:47:16.160
<v Speaker 1>a snow crab roll at like a at a sushi spot.

0:47:16.280 --> 0:47:18.239
<v Speaker 1>Like it's pretty long, pretty long?

0:47:18.360 --> 0:47:19.640
<v Speaker 2>Are we seeing it? Are we showing it?

0:47:20.000 --> 0:47:21.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to but my microphone.

0:47:21.920 --> 0:47:23.600
<v Speaker 2>We'll get close to the camera.

0:47:23.640 --> 0:47:26.120
<v Speaker 1>And you guys are gonna want to and t I nasen.

0:47:26.160 --> 0:47:28.759
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna want to go to YouTube and you're gonna

0:47:28.760 --> 0:47:30.839
<v Speaker 1>want to subscribe where you're gonna have to.

0:47:30.840 --> 0:47:33.320
<v Speaker 2>Smash the likes.

0:47:33.440 --> 0:47:37.239
<v Speaker 3>Uh, well, I've been told multiple times, multiple times. The

0:47:37.320 --> 0:47:40.640
<v Speaker 3>reason we don't have more subscribers, sure, because there's other

0:47:40.760 --> 0:47:44.080
<v Speaker 3>podcasts that. Yeah, maybe they put a little more effort

0:47:44.080 --> 0:47:46.239
<v Speaker 3>in their podcast. Maybe they are on a set and

0:47:46.320 --> 0:47:50.600
<v Speaker 3>are always with each other. Do those people have successful

0:47:50.640 --> 0:47:53.080
<v Speaker 3>acting careers and they're all over the country. I don't know.

0:47:53.480 --> 0:47:56.839
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Sometimes I don't think so. But they

0:47:56.840 --> 0:48:00.399
<v Speaker 3>have more subscribers because they drop the video on the

0:48:00.440 --> 0:48:03.680
<v Speaker 3>same day that the podcast comes out. They dropped the

0:48:03.719 --> 0:48:06.920
<v Speaker 3>video on the YouTube, and we don't do that. And

0:48:06.960 --> 0:48:09.960
<v Speaker 3>why we don't do that, I don't know. And that's

0:48:09.960 --> 0:48:13.200
<v Speaker 3>a question for our producers and for Isaac, And I know, dude,

0:48:13.239 --> 0:48:16.640
<v Speaker 3>I can. I was actually with Isaac when I got

0:48:16.640 --> 0:48:19.160
<v Speaker 3>the call when he got the call from Kyle, and

0:48:19.239 --> 0:48:19.759
<v Speaker 3>Kyle was.

0:48:19.719 --> 0:48:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Like, you fucking.

0:48:22.960 --> 0:48:25.879
<v Speaker 3>Dare you on the same day?

0:48:26.880 --> 0:48:28.800
<v Speaker 1>Money?

0:48:29.200 --> 0:48:29.719
<v Speaker 2>I can hear it.

0:48:30.560 --> 0:48:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Money, our money?

0:48:32.960 --> 0:48:33.640
<v Speaker 3>Where is it?

0:48:35.520 --> 0:48:35.960
<v Speaker 2>Cars?

0:48:36.239 --> 0:48:39.399
<v Speaker 3>I need more pickleballs?

0:48:40.239 --> 0:48:41.640
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, Isaac.

0:48:42.440 --> 0:48:45.080
<v Speaker 3>And it was kind of but cool that he's turning

0:48:45.160 --> 0:48:52.560
<v Speaker 3>into Leprechawn in the hood. In the hood understood where

0:48:52.680 --> 0:48:56.799
<v Speaker 3>where Kyle allegedly was coming from, allegedly you know, yeah,

0:48:56.960 --> 0:49:00.759
<v Speaker 3>that's really that's really crazy. Yeah, So I don't know

0:49:00.800 --> 0:49:03.520
<v Speaker 3>why we don't do that nation. I wish we did,

0:49:04.080 --> 0:49:05.960
<v Speaker 3>because you know, yeah, maybe.

0:49:05.640 --> 0:49:08.000
<v Speaker 1>We will, who knows, maybe we will. We want those

0:49:08.040 --> 0:49:12.439
<v Speaker 1>YouTube subscriptions. We want the plaque, guys. We want the plant.

0:49:12.320 --> 0:49:16.120
<v Speaker 2>Has the funniest podcast. Officially, Yes, we want the plant. Like,

0:49:16.200 --> 0:49:17.480
<v Speaker 2>do you have hardware over there?

0:49:17.520 --> 0:49:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Plane? Are you guys ready for a little deal? Is

0:49:20.120 --> 0:49:22.480
<v Speaker 1>this good for sounds? I gotta oh.

0:49:22.400 --> 0:49:23.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes, please can't hear it?

0:49:23.760 --> 0:49:25.400
<v Speaker 1>Got a little box delivered?

0:49:25.640 --> 0:49:28.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay, why is it so small?

0:49:28.080 --> 0:49:28.319
<v Speaker 1>Dude?

0:49:28.320 --> 0:49:29.760
<v Speaker 2>That's kind of whack. I kind of thought.

0:49:29.600 --> 0:49:32.719
<v Speaker 3>It'd be bigger by the way we won these awards

0:49:33.280 --> 0:49:33.879
<v Speaker 3>months ago.

0:49:34.160 --> 0:49:36.200
<v Speaker 2>We were that was so many months ago.

0:49:36.280 --> 0:49:41.440
<v Speaker 1>I got a couple of these cards of offense andipity. Right, Nope, here,

0:49:42.000 --> 0:49:46.200
<v Speaker 1>where's some design creations so that you know it's real.

0:49:46.560 --> 0:49:46.840
<v Speaker 2>Wow?

0:49:47.640 --> 0:49:50.600
<v Speaker 3>And then gotta gotta gotta be fred.

0:49:51.080 --> 0:49:55.799
<v Speaker 1>And then check this out. They actually give you. They

0:49:55.880 --> 0:50:01.200
<v Speaker 1>give you gloves, gloves, black gloves to handle them.

0:50:01.400 --> 0:50:01.680
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

0:50:01.920 --> 0:50:04.360
<v Speaker 3>They give you gloves to handle your.

0:50:04.360 --> 0:50:07.640
<v Speaker 2>Wo I don't think I got black gloves? Oh wow?

0:50:08.440 --> 0:50:10.120
<v Speaker 1>Check this check uploaded.

0:50:10.480 --> 0:50:13.040
<v Speaker 3>Well, they knew that your fingers aren't as sticky as Blake's.

0:50:13.040 --> 0:50:15.319
<v Speaker 3>They they looked at all of us and go, I

0:50:15.320 --> 0:50:17.640
<v Speaker 3>bet Blake has the stickiest tingers.

0:50:18.440 --> 0:50:22.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, baby, okay, check, okay, there's this is like a

0:50:22.680 --> 0:50:24.720
<v Speaker 1>little wipe to wipe the trophy.

0:50:24.840 --> 0:50:25.120
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

0:50:26.360 --> 0:50:28.399
<v Speaker 3>In order to know what Blake just did, you're gonna

0:50:28.480 --> 0:50:31.360
<v Speaker 3>have to come to the YouTube and smash and smush

0:50:31.600 --> 0:50:32.840
<v Speaker 3>the subscribe button.

0:50:33.880 --> 0:50:36.640
<v Speaker 1>Ladies and gentlemen. Here is the reveal and you can

0:50:36.800 --> 0:50:40.080
<v Speaker 1>see it on our Patreon. No wait, sorry, smush now,

0:50:40.239 --> 0:50:41.800
<v Speaker 1>smush now have you.

0:50:41.719 --> 0:50:44.680
<v Speaker 2>Got I stopped watching like I don't know twenty seconds

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<v Speaker 2>ago was fuck with this light? Have you shown the

0:50:47.200 --> 0:50:47.640
<v Speaker 2>thing yet?

0:50:47.760 --> 0:50:48.000
<v Speaker 1>Wait?

0:50:48.200 --> 0:50:48.920
<v Speaker 3>No, he has it?

0:50:49.040 --> 0:50:49.719
<v Speaker 1>It's still.

0:50:51.040 --> 0:50:51.320
<v Speaker 5>Shit?

0:50:51.680 --> 0:50:53.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh just a square? Oh?

0:50:56.000 --> 0:50:56.759
<v Speaker 3>How heavy is that?

0:50:56.880 --> 0:50:57.080
<v Speaker 2>Dude?

0:50:57.080 --> 0:51:00.359
<v Speaker 3>Because it looks mad light. It looks very like.

0:51:00.640 --> 0:51:01.680
<v Speaker 1>It's pretty heavy.

0:51:01.960 --> 0:51:02.200
<v Speaker 3>Is it?

0:51:02.280 --> 0:51:03.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Good? I'm kind of ga.

0:51:03.560 --> 0:51:06.759
<v Speaker 3>There's a way to it. Yeah, that's nice. And what

0:51:06.800 --> 0:51:09.560
<v Speaker 3>does it say exactly on there? I can't read it.

0:51:09.560 --> 0:51:14.160
<v Speaker 3>It says best Comedy the twenty twenty four iHeart Podcast

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<v Speaker 3>Awards Best Comedy. This is important.

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<v Speaker 1>There it is, babe, And thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to say thanks.

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<v Speaker 3>You need a TII nation for voting us best comedy

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<v Speaker 3>out of every podcast in existence. Yes, they said that

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<v Speaker 3>we are the funniest. We're the best comedy podcast, and

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<v Speaker 3>we want to say thank you guys, any take backs,

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<v Speaker 3>any apologies, and the epic slams for today.

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<v Speaker 1>This is gonna look real nice next to the plaque

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<v Speaker 1>once you go smush that subscribe button on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 3>With one hundred thousand, because that's not that many. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a little probably a little bit of an like if

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<v Speaker 3>you talk to real YouTube people, that sucks. I think

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<v Speaker 3>that's kind of some basic bit shit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you get? What plot do you get for that?

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<v Speaker 3>Because you sometimes you see like the platinum dope looking

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<v Speaker 3>plaques behind and the YouTubers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think we get like a little cardboard cut out.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like wooden.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it'll be okay.

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<v Speaker 3>With my aesthetic, it might look better.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah this is what does that mean? Don't worry about aesthetic? No,

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<v Speaker 2>like what what is it? What is your aesthetic?

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<v Speaker 3>Just more of like a rugged like cool like earth tones?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, yes, yes you're an earth tone guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah allegedly.

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<v Speaker 2>So.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even want the cool, dope, awesome YouTube shiny

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<v Speaker 3>black right as a tone guy. I want the wooden,

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<v Speaker 3>shitty kind of bogus basic bitch, first level step one

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<v Speaker 3>sort of PLAQ.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize you were an earth tone guy.

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<v Speaker 5>Hold up, not according to my anything, my style, just

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<v Speaker 5>only when it comes to my awards. Those are the

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<v Speaker 5>awards I tend to like the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Loka. You guys not necessarily like my clothes or car.

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<v Speaker 1>We know your your basketball short game is off the rick.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I forgot about all your forest green brown basketball shorts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we love it, we love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I guess you wear camo every once in

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<v Speaker 2>a while. Yeah, I throw on some camo. Yeah, not

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<v Speaker 2>fred when you're.

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<v Speaker 1>With your fishing people, guys in the battlefield.

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<v Speaker 3>When I'm yeah, when I'm blasting pheasants off the air

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<v Speaker 3>and you take back some any apologies, any epic slams,

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<v Speaker 3>I feel.

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<v Speaker 2>Really confident, really good about all.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I want to take back all the like

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<v Speaker 1>free press we gave billionaires. Lord knows they don't need it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, jeez, Louise, I'm with those billionaires today. I

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<v Speaker 1>love that.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that ride.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, Okay, there's still kind of you know, even

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<v Speaker 3>though there's so many of them now it's annoying and

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<v Speaker 3>they're still kind of fascinating creatures.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, well, would be like to have that much money?

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<v Speaker 2>Billion We've discussed that, you'd be blowing up.

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<v Speaker 3>I would, I would, I would for fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. I love you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, billionaires are people too, That's what we really want

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<v Speaker 1>to get.

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<v Speaker 2>Adam would be like, I want that subway shut down

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<v Speaker 2>when I got there to order my six inch cold

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<v Speaker 2>cut combo. I want to know.

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<v Speaker 3>I want all the smells when I go to Subway,

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<v Speaker 3>I want all the Basically, I'm going to attribute Jimmy

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<v Speaker 3>John's slogan to Subway, and I want the free smells.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the best free smells?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what they say? Jimmy Johns? The smells are

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<v Speaker 2>free Jimmy John's free smells. There's a Neon sign right

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<v Speaker 2>on the Yeah. Well, do you guys ever eat the

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<v Speaker 2>day old bread?

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, Jimmy.

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<v Speaker 2>Johns, Yeah, you could buy the day old bread that

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't. No, I feel like back in the day

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<v Speaker 2>I would college.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't go to Jimmy John's enough. I should start

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<v Speaker 1>going more because I do like it.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like there's not enough Jimmy John's. In southern California,

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<v Speaker 3>there was one down the street from me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it's a college chain, right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And the guy's a big game hunter. He's probably a billionaire. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>If you hunt big game, you have to be a billionaire. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, hang on, our favorite billionaire has got to be

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<v Speaker 2>the Papa Johns guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not a billionaire. Thought he's gonna be.

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<v Speaker 2>How is he not? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>He really fell off the mask.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, a billion is a lot of money. That's

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not anymore. We've been over this. It's been It's

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<v Speaker 2>basically not that much money anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>What the am I? Kyle?

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<v Speaker 2>We'll continue this.

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<v Speaker 4>Talk on another pop. But how fast do you think

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<v Speaker 4>you could become a billionaire? And with what idea?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I might have already done it if

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<v Speaker 3>I had a good enough idea to do it. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess. So that was another episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still gonna said that.