Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
Speaker 1: very crucially important today.
Speaker 2: On This is Important, I like the smell of a
Speaker 2: truck stop bathroom.
Speaker 1: Actually, if I have to break my stride, you're going overboard.
Speaker 3: Shobb and knobs are getting their knob slop.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: I love you guys, test, test test.
Speaker 2: What's that one? I love you guys? What's I love
Speaker 2: you guys from.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a hot new one. Well, at least
Speaker 1: this one.
Speaker 2: You had some new ones. I love you guys.
Speaker 1: That's uh, that's that's our boy. Jd Vance on the
Speaker 1: Mia Catherine our boy. Yeah, we're Advance guy Advance in
Speaker 1: the bands.
Speaker 2: I love you guys. I forgot Blake's on that hill
Speaker 2: billy elegy train.
Speaker 3: But why where is he crying? This is after he
Speaker 3: gets the denomination.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, no, you didn't see the whole thing
Speaker 1: where he's like the left or Democrats think everything's racist.
Speaker 1: I had a diet mountain due today and they're probably
Speaker 1: gonna say that's racist. And then the joke bombs and
Speaker 1: then he's like, I.
Speaker 2: Love you guys, I love hey.
Speaker 3: Well he saved it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great delivery.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well he saved it with the I love you guys,
Speaker 3: So yeah, you know what did.
Speaker 2: He say, Diet Mountain dude?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean that's where he lost the man.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? That's a wild swing. That's the
Speaker 2: bud light.
Speaker 3: Penny to mind, fucks have Diet mountin Dudee.
Speaker 1: Penny's a legend like that, and she's a trailblazer. She's
Speaker 1: on the Ozarks.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but this is jd Vance.
Speaker 3: I think it might be a backwoods like, uh, like,
Speaker 3: what is the ne like, what is the name of
Speaker 3: his book and movie?
Speaker 2: Hillbilly Ellergy, Hill Billy Ellergy.
Speaker 3: It's a Hillbilly Ellergy sort of thing.
Speaker 1: I love you guys.
Speaker 3: If you're in the backwoods, you drink you drink diamond?
Speaker 1: Do you know a lot of this might have to
Speaker 1: be a polycharge episode just because so much shit happened
Speaker 1: since last time we talked. But did you also hear that?
Speaker 2: And we're so timely. This is going to be air
Speaker 2: exactly when people need it to.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, some shit about jd Vance were like
Speaker 1: in his book or whatever he like admitted to like
Speaker 1: fucking couches or something.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you put a rubber glove between cushions and
Speaker 1: like banged his couch and kind of hype, we're Van's guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, relatable, I know, I know, I think I like that.
Speaker 3: They like they trotted that out, like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: we got him now. And there's like memes of him
Speaker 3: like where his it's just his eyes, you know, his
Speaker 3: crystal blue eyes. Yeah, just and then it cuts to
Speaker 3: a couch and it's a slow pushing on like the
Speaker 3: crease of the couch, and then it's just that overnit.
Speaker 2: You're making this up or this exists, this is real.
Speaker 3: I've seen I saw it today and I was like,
Speaker 3: is he did he say he fucked a couch? That's
Speaker 3: a point he did, which makes me kind I know
Speaker 3: they tried it out, like, oh, we're gonna get him
Speaker 3: with these memes, like America is gonna be like this
Speaker 3: guy fucks couches. It made him seem relatable, right, The
Speaker 3: Democrats are bad at me at the doing. The memes
Speaker 3: don't make them seem cool man cool.
Speaker 1: Wait, relatable and cool are two different things.
Speaker 3: Well, that's right, that is correct.
Speaker 1: You maybe relate to it, but that ain't cool.
Speaker 3: Well to me, I have I have a friend. I
Speaker 3: have a friend, and I'm not gonna name his name.
Speaker 3: Austin Anderson. You guys know him. He fucked couches. Dude,
Speaker 3: he's fucked a couch.
Speaker 2: I thought you fucked couches.
Speaker 3: I'm never sucked a couch. Austin Anderson has fucked a couch.
Speaker 4: Okay, we might need to go back in the books.
Speaker 4: I feel like you said you fucked a couch.
Speaker 3: Maybe I've humped pillows. Okay, okay, I don't think I've
Speaker 3: never sucked a couch.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Okay, Austin Anderson fucked couch.
Speaker 2: Now you got semens furniture, all right.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, just really hit it.
Speaker 2: So that's where they went to get a.
Speaker 3: To like take him down a peg. I'm like, that's
Speaker 3: kinda I mean, we all have a we all have
Speaker 3: a friend.
Speaker 2: How exhausted are we are? We exhausted by this?
Speaker 3: That's know, dude, I'm invigorated by couch.
Speaker 5: Fuck.
Speaker 1: That's American politics.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, no, no, no no, no, not by that. But
Speaker 2: just like I'm like, who gives a fuck if he
Speaker 2: fucked a couch?
Speaker 3: Like what Yeah, but d see that. It's that sort
Speaker 3: of attitude that.
Speaker 2: Is ruining America.
Speaker 3: Dude, when you when someone admits the fucking couches and
Speaker 3: then funny memes come out about them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they should be celebrated, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 2: they should be celebrated. Also, what is this book he wrote?
Speaker 2: I know it was like a movie, but like.
Speaker 3: It was hillbilly elegy. He wrote the book and then
Speaker 3: they turned it into it.
Speaker 2: What does elegy mean?
Speaker 1: Fuck?
Speaker 3: If I know this guy's smart, Apparently you know some
Speaker 3: big words.
Speaker 4: Is that why it's a good title because it's like
Speaker 4: hillbilly But then it's like elegy and everyone's like, okay,
Speaker 4: you gotta.
Speaker 2: Google that one. Yeah, okay, Eligi.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he spelt eulogy wrong.
Speaker 3: I guess he went to like Yale Law school and
Speaker 3: were worked for Peter feel which I guess is a
Speaker 3: name that teal Teal. Yeah, people shudder when they hear
Speaker 3: that name. Oh he's a powerful guy. I have no
Speaker 3: idea who this guy is.
Speaker 2: I think he's a billionaire PayPal guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure. There's so many of these billionaires out
Speaker 3: there now, it's kind of Yeah, they get lost in
Speaker 3: the sauce a little bit.
Speaker 1: You're like, there a diamond.
Speaker 2: Does who's your favorite billionaire? Do you guys have a favorite?
Speaker 1: Who's your favorite billionaire?
Speaker 2: Go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I have mine because he's my local
Speaker 3: hometown billionaire.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you got a good one.
Speaker 2: I got my local hometown billionaire Warren Buffett. Oh sure
Speaker 2: that's a good one. That's great.
Speaker 1: You're hype on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so he's a he's a classic he. I
Speaker 3: mean he invests in Coca Cola and Kleenex, you know what, and.
Speaker 2: Charming and heinz Ketchup, I believe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all the great stuff, all the great American products.
Speaker 1: So smart smart, it's freaking cool. It's so good. And Zeo,
Speaker 1: he's definitely.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's invested in Zeo's pizza.
Speaker 2: You never had it so good.
Speaker 4: Dang, we can make the theme song sexier.
Speaker 3: The only way to get the Berkshire Hathaway stocks up
Speaker 3: is if you make the Zeos the commercial six here.
Speaker 1: You gotta really make it six.
Speaker 2: And then he rolls the window up on his camera.
Speaker 3: And just sw Yeah. That's the thing on him. Is
Speaker 3: he bought like a Mercedes Benz in like nineteen seventy five,
Speaker 3: and then was like, what am I doing? I'll just
Speaker 3: never buy a new car and then always just drive
Speaker 3: this car, then keep it nice.
Speaker 2: That's kind of I love that.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is cool.
Speaker 3: But also that motherfucker is being driven. He hasn't drove
Speaker 3: himself anywhere beside himself. Well, he drives himself to the
Speaker 3: dairy queen to get his ice cream cone and then home.
Speaker 2: But like when he's.
Speaker 3: Traveling, he's taking car services of course. Yeah, you know
Speaker 3: he's not road tripping in his Mercedes.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's not. Yeah, look he has a shitty car,
Speaker 2: but I'm sure his plane is out of hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, yeah, that's the thing. He upgrades the G
Speaker 1: six on the regular regular.
Speaker 3: And there's that even a good plane anymore. I know
Speaker 3: that used to be in rap songs.
Speaker 2: But like a G sick, like a G sick.
Speaker 1: Good enough for Kesha, it's good enough for me, brother,
Speaker 1: I mean absolutely, yeah, absolutely, she freaking rocks anything anything
Speaker 1: in life.
Speaker 3: If it's good enough for Kesha, it's good for me.
Speaker 4: I will say when the TikTok song comes on, Kesha's
Speaker 4: TikTok don't stop or whatever the.
Speaker 1: Fuck is, Oh goodbye, that's kind of oh you hang around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just let's just say I started TikTok myself. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's just say that.
Speaker 3: I'll try to have it cute TikTok. Was that before
Speaker 3: the TikTok craze?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's literally talking about a clock. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 3: think this was before, because now when you say TikTok,
Speaker 3: I know, I don't think of clocks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I go straight to like dances.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I think that's the whole thing behind TikTok.
Speaker 4: They're like, this is your new clock. You're gonna forget
Speaker 4: time even exists.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, actually cares.
Speaker 3: Polycharged. This episode is getting poly charged.
Speaker 1: Blake is right. I'm telling you, dude, it's hard. It's
Speaker 1: hard to avoid it. We had a busy week.
Speaker 2: It also means a soul thief in Mandarin.
Speaker 3: Oh shut hit us with that that advance again?
Speaker 2: Vance in your pants?
Speaker 1: You like that dvance? It's pretty cool. I love you guys.
Speaker 3: Dude to say that after a bit just falls super flat.
Speaker 2: Hit us with it again, dude, it's too good. I
Speaker 2: love you guys.
Speaker 3: Confidence la the little like insecure laugh like that one,
Speaker 3: that one hurt, That one really hurt you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're probably gonna say my diet Mountain Dew was racist. Wow, dude,
Speaker 2: I love you guys. What flavor will be talking regular?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, regular would be the Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: diet comes in.
Speaker 3: I don't think they do diet code red, which is
Speaker 3: a missed opportunity.
Speaker 2: Diet Baja blast would be inflammatory.
Speaker 1: I feel like it would actually it would be flammable,
Speaker 1: probably like what the heck would be in.
Speaker 3: That blastic coming out. I'll say that, yes.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what Blake's got on his h His winchil
Speaker 2: wiper fluid is just Baja blast.
Speaker 3: That being said, I don't want a bad mouth Mountain
Speaker 3: Dew because.
Speaker 1: No, never, they've always stood.
Speaker 3: We're part of the dude crew, and the dude crew.
Speaker 3: They are the dude crew.
Speaker 1: We're here, we go, we're in bed with Mountain Dew.
Speaker 1: I would say, would.
Speaker 3: I would love that we're not. They haven't paid us anything.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know, there's also there's also another company
Speaker 1: that I thought we were in bed with a lot
Speaker 1: of t I I is wondering was going on with
Speaker 1: with Wendy's a little bit. They're wondering, Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: to be fresh.
Speaker 2: Now, did we talk about this last week?
Speaker 1: We haven't touched upon it yet.
Speaker 2: I thought we did.
Speaker 3: Or this was just in the in the group chat
Speaker 3: that we've been tossing this around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is just us being like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is wind he's doing? Pass Isaac, Isaac?
Speaker 3: How did this slip through your greasy fat figures?
Speaker 2: That was Kyle.
Speaker 3: Kyle knew what check was saying.
Speaker 1: That my money, Isaac money, Isaac fucking Isaac.
Speaker 3: That was Kyle said that stuff.
Speaker 1: I'll take your children and I'll hang them up by
Speaker 1: their ankles and I'll eat them from the waist down.
Speaker 2: That was Kyle. That's that's from that waist from Kyle.
Speaker 1: That's Kyle. Yeah, yeah, dude, he eats some upside down
Speaker 1: from the wage down.
Speaker 2: Starting at the starting at the waist.
Speaker 1: He does that waist brother allegedly, Wow, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, give me those.
Speaker 3: That's the Kyle allegedly saying that stuff.
Speaker 1: That's pretty clear and I think he meant it.
Speaker 2: What if we got sued by Kyle, I feel like
Speaker 2: you're damaging my fucking profile out here, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Come come and do the podcast and talk to us
Speaker 3: about how this hurts you so before taking to lawyers.
Speaker 3: You know, no, he's a legal legal that that is legal, dude.
Speaker 1: Are we allowed to break that news too? Why Kyle
Speaker 1: isn't on the pod? I feel like that kind of.
Speaker 3: Draws, well, that's been broke.
Speaker 2: That's there. We broke.
Speaker 1: We broke that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we said, we said it.
Speaker 1: It's for any for t I I wondering why Kyle
Speaker 1: isn't on the pod lately. He just got the gig.
Speaker 3: Says it, says it, Blake, doesn't it?
Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, Kyle's not here because apparently he can't handle
Speaker 2: directing the sequel to Happy Gilmore Nickleball, playing pick a
Speaker 2: ball even more, and doing a podcast with his best friends. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, more pickleball than ever. I know it is. It
Speaker 3: is frustrating to see how much pickleball that guy is
Speaker 3: currently playing, going to pickleball events, like at events, at
Speaker 3: pickleball event and can't come back to the pod. But yeah,
Speaker 3: he does have a big gig. And I'm excited to
Speaker 3: see the movie. I know, I am, I fucking I am.
Speaker 3: That's a classic of a movie and I can't wait.
Speaker 3: And I hope that Kyle uh does a bang up job.
Speaker 3: I'm sure he will. Very talented friend we have I.
Speaker 2: Heard it's gonna be funnier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it will be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're on the street is we do have a
Speaker 3: very talented allegedly eats children and is really mean to
Speaker 3: our manager, allegedly, but talented director.
Speaker 2: I will say that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he can direct the ship out of a movie.
Speaker 1: That's what. Damn.
Speaker 3: Sure you can direct the ship out of some stuff.
Speaker 2: See the ship out of a movie for breakfast?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? Are you kidding me? Yeah, you're quoting happy to
Speaker 1: go more reach. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, we'll get
Speaker 1: your point for that. I do need to revisit the
Speaker 1: first one. I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that is a film you revisit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a revisitor. I would put that on my revisit.
Speaker 2: Uh. Yeah, Carl Weather's going to be absent.
Speaker 1: From the sequel. Rip that sucks.
Speaker 2: Should be interesting to see how they fill those shoes. AI.
Speaker 2: It's just a I, yes, of course.
Speaker 3: So do you think that's going to be the first
Speaker 3: fully AI person in a movie?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be Adam Sandler acting opposite AI.
Speaker 1: Carl weathers. Wow, Kyle already told me this is spoiler.
Speaker 2: Oh Jesus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I already know his plans. It's crazy, dude.
Speaker 3: What's cool about this is you didn't say allegedly, So
Speaker 3: that's sit in stone.
Speaker 2: That's that's like, that's actual fact, that's factual.
Speaker 3: It could be legalese involved you heard it here first.
Speaker 2: There could be legalese.
Speaker 3: And what is the ease when you say legalese.
Speaker 1: I've never heard anybody say that legally say it? What
Speaker 1: do you mean? Because I don't say legalese and I've
Speaker 1: never heard it.
Speaker 3: I think legalese is uh and I think it's two words.
Speaker 3: But I kind of just you know, when you kind
Speaker 3: of don't know a word fully and you try to
Speaker 3: throw it away a little bit and hopefully no one
Speaker 3: like sniffs it out sure like allergy.
Speaker 2: I think that's what just lawyer talk.
Speaker 1: Legal mother.
Speaker 3: Anyone any of our producers want to chime in and
Speaker 3: let me.
Speaker 2: So, legalese is like saying like Chinese.
Speaker 3: What well Todd just said legal legal Todd, stop it,
Speaker 3: you're not helping.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not helpful.
Speaker 1: Top, that's pizza pizza.
Speaker 2: So like when people say legally, it's like saying Taiwanese.
Speaker 2: It's like just like legal jargon.
Speaker 3: I think it means like Jim jamb Okay, Okay, here's okay.
Speaker 3: Becca says the trence transitvative ship fuck verb to make legal,
Speaker 3: the transitive verb to make legal, especially to give legal
Speaker 3: validity or sanctioned to legalization style, the style of vocabulator
Speaker 3: popular that lawyers and members of the legal community use.
Speaker 3: So that's what I mean, lawyer, lawyer, Yeah, legally, I know.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
Speaker 1: By the way, that's interesting, that's very interesting.
Speaker 3: So you have never heard that word, So that could
Speaker 3: have been the legal the word of the day, and
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 1: Really could have. And you just tossed it, tossed.
Speaker 3: It, tossing it out. See, this is this is what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. I know big words. I don't know how
Speaker 3: to say them or exactly what they mean.
Speaker 1: I know them in sentences properly, but I did I
Speaker 1: did use to wait watch.
Speaker 2: Out for people who are not lawyers who do know
Speaker 2: how to speak that way. That just tells you they've
Speaker 2: been to court way too much. But they're not lawyers.
Speaker 3: And that's what's nice about having Isaac as a managers.
Speaker 3: There's no legales coming from that guy's mouth.
Speaker 1: No, no, not at all.
Speaker 2: And we're lucky to have him alive for much longer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Kyle's got him in his I think, god,
Speaker 3: Kyle's not here.
Speaker 2: If I could take him to Tech licking his chumps,
Speaker 2: Kyle'll be licking his jump.
Speaker 3: Fucking Why is the commercial are saw?
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: I know they're not, but I really hope skinny boys
Speaker 1: are cashing out off of that.
Speaker 2: They're not, dammit.
Speaker 3: So for people that don't know, Wendy's is as a
Speaker 3: commercial out right now, Wendy's of bacon eat or fame.
Speaker 3: That's mostly how I know that. Square Patties, Square Patties,
Speaker 3: Dave Thomas, Dave Thomas, area, and.
Speaker 2: We can say Wendy's top tier as far as fast
Speaker 2: food goes.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, great burger love, Wendy's. Love a frost
Speaker 3: Love Wendy's. Oh my god, Frosty's. Oh that was the
Speaker 3: That was the stunner. I don't know if they still
Speaker 3: have the dollar menu, but you go, you get the
Speaker 3: little Nuggie, the cough of that junior bacon cheese, and
Speaker 3: then you'd get a Frosty.
Speaker 2: Can wait? Do you want us to go off for
Speaker 2: a little bit? You could talk to Wendy's. Do you
Speaker 2: get diarrhea too?
Speaker 3: If you guys could go, if you guys could jump
Speaker 3: off real quick, I'd like to talk to Wendy's CEO.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't look at me. I'm taking my headphones off. Please, Okay,
Speaker 2: turn the microphones off or the head of course, and
Speaker 2: headphones everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and headphones, Miss Wendy. Thank you for your service.
Speaker 3: You've provided such great nutrition for me and my family
Speaker 3: for years and years now. You've gotten me through some
Speaker 3: long nights and some early mornings. Thank you Wendy's for
Speaker 3: all that you've done for me and mine. To you
Speaker 3: and yours, I will keep giving you my money. Even
Speaker 3: though even though you are using the Workholics theme song
Speaker 3: in your commercial and it's set, I understand that it
Speaker 3: says got gotta be fresh, and that's great, and someone
Speaker 3: should have stolen it a long time ago. It almost
Speaker 3: feels like a smack in our face that we're not
Speaker 3: in any of those commercials.
Speaker 2: That being said, I love the frosty. You guys can
Speaker 2: turn your headphones.
Speaker 1: I'm so fucking hungry. That was what I I can't
Speaker 1: wait to listen back. And I hope Todd puts some
Speaker 1: really emotional music behind that, because I could tell just
Speaker 1: from watching you that you got a little emotional there
Speaker 1: and that was really nice, dude, if it was another
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna shot on another fast food joint.
Speaker 2: But there's lesser.
Speaker 3: There's lesser than you know, sure, sure, sure, burger King rocks.
Speaker 2: There's lesser than wait. I'm sorry, wait, I like, what
Speaker 2: did you What did you say?
Speaker 3: I like burger King.
Speaker 2: Your boobs are huge burgering rocks. I like burger King.
Speaker 1: Also, I'm gonna need I Todd, I'm gonna need a
Speaker 1: clip of Adam saying I like burger King because.
Speaker 2: I love you guys, Like, there's a reason you haven't
Speaker 2: been to Burger King. What do you mean it's just
Speaker 2: not great?
Speaker 3: No, well, I don't really eat that much fast food
Speaker 3: at all any.
Speaker 4: But but when when you do, you don't go there,
Speaker 4: like if you're on a road trip or you're like
Speaker 4: when we were on tour and we had to stop somewhere.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you the truth when I say this, I
Speaker 3: go to subway probably ninety five percent of the time,
Speaker 3: you fucking disaster.
Speaker 2: Sorry, guys. Subway is also gnarly, I know.
Speaker 3: But I eat fresh when I'm on a road.
Speaker 1: Gotta be fresh.
Speaker 3: I eat fresh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but dude, Wendy's gotta be fresh.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe we gotta eat fresh.
Speaker 3: And now that they have a new slogan, it might
Speaker 3: turn me around. I'm still a little skry that we're
Speaker 3: not in the commercial. And I understand Kyle's frustration.
Speaker 2: By the way, you're just putting money in the pocket
Speaker 2: of the original Kyle, who is the subway guy.
Speaker 3: I understand coss frustration, you know, Yes, I get why
Speaker 3: he fucking bit Isaac's head off the other day and
Speaker 3: really just jump down his throat.
Speaker 1: But maybe we make compleat a subway. We could say
Speaker 1: got it, gotta eat fresh.
Speaker 2: And have you ever had a bad experience at a
Speaker 2: wind I'm just throwing this out there.
Speaker 1: I never have other No, I have not.
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about it. And have you
Speaker 3: ever had a bad experience had a subway? It's always
Speaker 3: fucking banger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had scary experience.
Speaker 2: No, sure, I've had sandwiches room Just like, what is
Speaker 2: the smells coming out of here? Man? Oh?
Speaker 3: The great smells the subways that are connected to like
Speaker 3: the huge truck stops when you're in the middle of
Speaker 3: nowhere and you stop at this kind of scary truck
Speaker 3: stop and there's like, you know, you know that we've
Speaker 3: talked about truck stops. You know that there's glory holes
Speaker 3: in the bathroom. You just know it.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. I would hope you know it.
Speaker 3: You know that they're doing meth in the parking lot
Speaker 3: and they're coming in here and schlob and knobs again
Speaker 3: their knob slobbed.
Speaker 1: No, you know it, you know it.
Speaker 3: That's maybe why DERs is tripping up and thinking the
Speaker 3: smells of the subway are actually the smells coming from
Speaker 3: these bathroom stalls.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you're confusing subway with truck stop bathroom.
Speaker 2: No, sir, I don't like it.
Speaker 3: You might be, I don't like you might be confusing
Speaker 3: that winning, But yeah, how does that make you feel?
Speaker 2: What's weird?
Speaker 4: So you're saying I don't like it. I like the
Speaker 4: smell of a truck stop bathroom. Actually, oh oh what
Speaker 4: the mixture of gasoline, seamen and lollipops for urinal cakes.
Speaker 1: You know what? I know? Because I just did a little,
Speaker 1: a little road trip to the Bay Area just now, yeah,
Speaker 1: very very I just got back. You know, the like
Speaker 1: window cleaning ship that's at every gas station. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: starting to be really stinky. Like, I don't think they
Speaker 1: changed that ship ever ever anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think that's news. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I guess I guess this is the conspiracy moorist in me.
Speaker 3: There's no more bugs, right, yeah?
Speaker 2: What do you think? They change it every hour? What
Speaker 2: are you thinking.
Speaker 3: There's no more bugs? Like, I guess I'm not a
Speaker 3: conspiracy theorist, but I feel like the bug.
Speaker 2: Game is at an old bugs are fakes. Wagon bugs.
Speaker 3: We're at an all time low because I I drive
Speaker 3: a lot for work a lot of times, I like
Speaker 3: work for my house. It's like forty five minutes to
Speaker 3: an hour away.
Speaker 2: We're talking Volkswagen bugs now, No, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, those are a few and far between.
Speaker 2: Those insects. Yeah, bugs hitting windshields. There's no longer bugs.
Speaker 3: So I feel like I used to do that a
Speaker 3: lot living in the Midwest, But now I'm here in
Speaker 3: the South. I'm driving every day for work. I'm not
Speaker 3: hitting many bugs.
Speaker 2: What the hell can I tell you something?
Speaker 4: Get a get a Rivian you catch all the fucking
Speaker 4: bugs on a road trip on that thing.
Speaker 2: Because the front is flat.
Speaker 1: Oh the flat shield.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 3: So there's still bugs out there for you guys.
Speaker 2: You get hella bugs, dragonflies. You're like, oh, it's just
Speaker 2: it's a graveyard.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I just want to just share that
Speaker 2: real quick. So there are bugs.
Speaker 3: So you got a Rivian. I didn't know if you
Speaker 3: had a I didn't know you had a Rivian.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah we've had this fucker. Dang, I didn't.
Speaker 3: I must have known that.
Speaker 2: We got the suv and it's fucking sick.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like that. We got to sign great.
Speaker 2: Great road tripper really and now you can use Tesla chargers.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: The infrastructure is real. Thank you Elon Texas for life.
Speaker 3: Oh god, well, Jersey, this is a nice Uh. Is
Speaker 3: he your favorite? We cover my favorite billionaire, but we
Speaker 3: didn't get to your guys.
Speaker 1: Is that's true?
Speaker 3: Is Elon your number one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He's kind of getting my number one press? But yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: Okay, well that doesn't help the podcasts.
Speaker 1: It was your earlier.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm not saying I don't give a fuck
Speaker 4: about the question. I'm saying I don't give a fuck
Speaker 4: that Elon has bad press.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, okay, you guys like I don't know, Like
Speaker 2: I guess X is a dumpster fire, but I don't know, Like,
Speaker 2: why don't you cry about it?
Speaker 3: I mean, it's my favorite and least favorite algorithm, because,
Speaker 3: as we've covered, you're going to see someone just get
Speaker 3: murdered upon waking up. Yeah, and you're on the toilet
Speaker 3: and immediately see a murderer, you see someone get stabbed with.
Speaker 2: Which really lights a fire under your ass. Ye gets
Speaker 2: your day going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta start, you gotta go out and get
Speaker 1: it for sure.
Speaker 3: So who is your number one?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 2: I don't know the drink your milkshake guy.
Speaker 3: That Peter Tueller guy's name that kind of rolled off
Speaker 3: the tongue for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like DRS has a good rollodex of billionaires.
Speaker 2: A lot of things roll off my tongue, if you
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a bagel old.
Speaker 2: Who is my favorite billionaire? I don't know, I guess
Speaker 2: I don't is Oprah? Oprah?
Speaker 1: Is she a billionaire?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oprah's a billionaire.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's kind of a good one.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I find her kind of boring. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what about uh?
Speaker 1: Lebron James.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure she's really I hear everything that
Speaker 4: she's great and she's awesome and has wisdom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Huh yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: This makes for great radio.
Speaker 2: Goodbye, Blake. Uh do you got one?
Speaker 1: Who else is a billionaire? I mean, I'm kind of
Speaker 1: rattling off my all Star team, but I really think
Speaker 1: there's something.
Speaker 4: But these are just like entertainers and shit who happen
Speaker 4: to be billionaires. They're not like billionaires by trade where
Speaker 4: they're like I create hotels or whatever. Oh, I don't know, whatever,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: We put a lot of parameters on it. The question
Speaker 3: was who's your favorite billionaire?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 3: I get it though, so mine. Mine was kind of
Speaker 3: a home run.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yours was badass hometown, Yeah it was. It was
Speaker 1: you've got a hometown that's a great billionaire.
Speaker 2: We all don't grow up with billionaires.
Speaker 1: Due that's true.
Speaker 3: I mean, you are from Chicago. You literally grew up
Speaker 3: where Oprah is from. And Michael Jordan and Michael.
Speaker 2: Jordan from Evanston, Illinois. Six two one.
Speaker 1: It's science.
Speaker 2: No billionaires to my knowledge.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's gotta be.
Speaker 2: You know, there is is.
Speaker 1: Kanye West a billionaire?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, Kanye. So Kanye is your favorite?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, did he
Speaker 1: reach billionaire status?
Speaker 5: He did?
Speaker 3: Why did you laugh? Like Kanye is your favorite? You
Speaker 3: just you kind of.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. I just fact we can fact check.
Speaker 2: Look guys like him, just don't follow the fucking sky,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, man, come on man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's your favorite.
Speaker 1: No, that's not my favorite. I think I'm looking up
Speaker 1: billionaires at this point.
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess I like some crazy salting dude.
Speaker 4: Okay, just like walks around and like, you know, one
Speaker 4: of my just isn't my favorite billion This is one
Speaker 4: of my favorite stories. When we were on Shark Week
Speaker 4: and the dudes who like man the yacht we were on,
Speaker 4: they've worked on many yachts, and one of them told
Speaker 4: the story about they were on a boat following a
Speaker 4: huge yacht following an even bigger yacht, and their yacht
Speaker 4: was just in case the dude wanted to go scuba diving.
Speaker 4: That was it, and so they had they had to
Speaker 4: be ready and like a week after they've been out
Speaker 4: to sea. They go, hey, he wants to go uba diving,
Speaker 4: You've gotta be ready in like twenty minutes. So they're like,
Speaker 4: holy shit, let's get all the shit going.
Speaker 2: Da da da. The dude comes onto the boat in
Speaker 2: a wet suit and they were like, you have to
Speaker 2: get all this he wants to not stop walking. You
Speaker 2: have to get all the stuff on him as he
Speaker 2: walks to the water, and they were like that doesn't work,
Speaker 2: and they're like it has to be this. So as
Speaker 2: the dude is walking towards the water, they put the
Speaker 2: thing on. He steps into one flipper, steps into the other,
Speaker 2: put the apparatus on his face, and then he like
Speaker 2: went right into the water.
Speaker 1: I love you guys.
Speaker 2: And the guy was like, we were so stressed out
Speaker 2: because we were like, are we gonna get murdered if
Speaker 2: we don't do this right? Because it's just some time.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean they have to like put a
Speaker 3: weight belt on you, weight you down.
Speaker 2: There's a real thing.
Speaker 1: He's just like if I have to break my stride, yes,
Speaker 1: you're going overboard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he went scoop and he scuba I think
Speaker 2: they said he went scubaing for like twenty minutes. Max
Speaker 2: got out, was like, not my thing, and then went
Speaker 2: to the Giant Mothership.
Speaker 1: Yes, just to say he fucking did it, and they were.
Speaker 2: Like this one.
Speaker 4: We're on costs you, you know, two hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 4: a week to not be on Yeah.
Speaker 1: Billionaire's Rock.
Speaker 2: That's okay. God dang, that's so cool man.
Speaker 3: I mean, I know they get a bad rap, but.
Speaker 1: They seem pretty even real.
Speaker 2: It'd be fun to do, you know, didn't break stride.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: It would be fun to do. So Todd hit us
Speaker 3: with some knowledge. He had an estimated Kane Kanye West.
Speaker 3: He goes by ye, Now, uh yeah, is it yeah?
Speaker 3: Because it's not Kanye.
Speaker 2: He goes by yee.
Speaker 1: You're a stupid dummit.
Speaker 2: Where are you even coming up with ye? Out of
Speaker 2: Kanye Kanye?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I Kanye right, you're right. That was
Speaker 3: that was boneheaded.
Speaker 2: That was bone headed. Egg on my face.
Speaker 1: That's okay. Did he add another? Did he is it
Speaker 1: y e? Did he add an e?
Speaker 3: There was no no, no. Todd wrote yay and I
Speaker 3: read yee. But you know, I am so dumb. He
Speaker 3: had an estimated net worth of two billion in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty two, but he lost one point five billion when
Speaker 3: Adidas terminated their partnership, so we lost s many cry
Speaker 3: him and then he didn't even make the billionaires list.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a bummer.
Speaker 3: But he still has four hundred million dollars, which, yeah,
Speaker 3: I feel you can do a lot of really stupid
Speaker 3: dumb stuff like have a chair guy.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good walk around money.
Speaker 3: I have a good chair guy.
Speaker 2: You remember how I saw him at the Chateau and
Speaker 2: he has.
Speaker 1: A chair guy. So yeah, yeah, four hundred million will
Speaker 1: give you a chair guy.
Speaker 3: You don't even need to be a billionaire to have luxuries.
Speaker 3: Such luxuries as that.
Speaker 1: Dude, I think I know my billionaire. He's a big
Speaker 1: name too, is it Balmber? No, he is pretty cool though, Adam,
Speaker 1: Is that your number two guy?
Speaker 2: Balmer?
Speaker 3: That for sure would be my number two.
Speaker 1: Yet you're in the billionaire boys club over there. He
Speaker 1: got some homies.
Speaker 3: I guess I kind of am of people I don't
Speaker 3: know and have never met.
Speaker 2: He's in those circles.
Speaker 1: I think I'm kind of a Mark Zucker suck dude.
Speaker 1: I love Zuckerbird. That guy's freaking cool.
Speaker 3: Hell, dude, what my sister works for Facebook, and she
Speaker 3: fucking loves the guy. She's like, he's the best.
Speaker 1: There we go see he rocks.
Speaker 2: What does she like about him? I'm just curious.
Speaker 3: Just great to his employees. He like the employees there,
Speaker 3: like treated like.
Speaker 2: Kings and queens, right, but like society he doesn't care
Speaker 2: about No, screw to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't know anything about society.
Speaker 2: Dude, I don't either. Man, It's so crazy. I'm like
Speaker 2: everyone's everyone says there's a fire, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, uh is there?
Speaker 1: He's kind of sick though he does like m m a.
Speaker 1: Now I'm kind of into that, like to be a billionaire.
Speaker 1: And then now you like, are going into UFC, that's
Speaker 1: pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Well he's not what he's not going into the UFC.
Speaker 1: He said he was gonna fight uh Dursey's favorite billionaire
Speaker 1: alone Elon. Yes, yeah, which would be pretty cool to watch.
Speaker 3: But he's not.
Speaker 2: But they're not.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna know he hurt himself, heard him.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's why. That's why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he heard.
Speaker 2: Do we get a list of billionaires? Do we not
Speaker 2: get a list of billionaires? To look at it? No?
Speaker 1: I mean, you know the names, which is crazy.
Speaker 4: I feel like I don't is what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 4: I'm drawing a blank, although I can't wait to get
Speaker 4: one of these robots that they're all making.
Speaker 2: They're all making like robot people.
Speaker 3: What about uh Robert Kraft, Robert Kraft, the owner of
Speaker 3: the h J King. Yeah, he gets jerked off in
Speaker 3: little uh you know strip Mall Robin Tug Centers. That's
Speaker 3: kind of cool, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah that's really good. That's relatable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a relatable thing.
Speaker 1: We're just looking at relatability.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the relatability factor goes.
Speaker 2: Way up that you relate to that. Blake, Yeah, Blake.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like I fuck couches. I go to them all.
Speaker 1: It's just like anywhere I can get some kind of
Speaker 1: affection from things that don't truly love me.
Speaker 2: I kind of like, see, this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I want to like, who's a dude who you just
Speaker 2: don't know?
Speaker 1: Like, well, here's the top ten, you know, number one.
Speaker 2: Who's a or Tega? Who oh he created Zara hilarious?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well they're billionaires, so they all have something you know,
Speaker 3: you know him from from something.
Speaker 2: No, but if I said a Monsio or Tega. You
Speaker 2: would not know who that was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, monsieur Ortega.
Speaker 1: He started Zara, Wait, Zara the mall store?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Or wait, why is Zara that big?
Speaker 2: And like who do you? What do you think Michael
Speaker 2: Dell created.
Speaker 1: Taco Dell?
Speaker 2: I don't know, don't come here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Taco Dell like that rolled off the tongue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I got that. That's okay. So you know
Speaker 1: we shoot, we score yay?
Speaker 3: I said yeah.
Speaker 2: Earlier you said yee oh, that's right.
Speaker 3: I have to quit smoking weed.
Speaker 1: No, never do it, dude, never do it. Never. Oh,
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos, nobody's saying, but he kind of he's kinda.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's a bummer, right, I don't know.
Speaker 2: When he got so jacked.
Speaker 1: It was a little off putting, right, did he get
Speaker 1: really ripped?
Speaker 2: Yeah, when he got on the TRT and just shaved
Speaker 2: his head and.
Speaker 3: Was like, Zuckerberg got in shape because he's fighting. But
Speaker 3: then our boy Amazon Bezos, he got straight yoked, yeah, winning,
Speaker 3: And that was too much for you.
Speaker 2: It was too much. Yeah, you didn't like that.
Speaker 1: You thought he was kind of stepping into your not.
Speaker 3: In my billionaire, not in my billion in my boys,
Speaker 3: huh yeah, and my guys and my dude crew right here.
Speaker 3: I want to see you all jacked and juicy. But
Speaker 3: in my billionaire I want you to be a little nerdy, like, oh,
Speaker 3: I can do I can easily do that. That's easy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that too, because like, yeah, if you're
Speaker 1: a billionaire, you could like buy a robot body like
Speaker 1: Krang and just like sit in its stomach and you're jacked.
Speaker 1: You're more jack than a.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sir dur Sorry I interrupted earlier. What are these
Speaker 3: robot people you were trying to.
Speaker 4: I don't know, they're disinviting inventing robots. But this guy
Speaker 4: number fifty two on the billionaire list, Len blavnot Vic.
Speaker 4: He does he made his money in music and chemicals.
Speaker 2: I'm a dude, this is my guy.
Speaker 1: This is yeah there he is. So he just he
Speaker 1: just created the Grateful Dead, he just did acid and he's.
Speaker 2: Got thirty two billion dollars. That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2: And what is he? Number thirty two, number fifty two
Speaker 2: music and chemicals fifty two fifty?
Speaker 1: How many are there? How many billionaires are in the world?
Speaker 2: I mean enough, way more than than needed. I know,
Speaker 2: don't worry. There's there's a room. There's room for you.
Speaker 2: I love all the Waltons. That's kind of my favorite,
Speaker 2: where they're just like dudes who just are part of
Speaker 2: the family, who are like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got twenty five billion because my dad's dad
Speaker 4: had a grocery store one hundred years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which grocery store is that? Waltons Walmart? Oh you
Speaker 1: are so dumb.
Speaker 3: Wow, they're the Walton family.
Speaker 2: Blake, Hey, Blake, can you just hit my guy saying
Speaker 2: what I need to tell you? Fucking Walmart? I told you, dude,
Speaker 2: Jesus sorry.
Speaker 3: There are two seven and eighty one billionaires in the world,
Speaker 3: is what they're saying. One hundred and forty one more
Speaker 3: than in twenty twenty three. Yeah, that's kind of wild, dude.
Speaker 3: That's a lot. That's a lot of billionaires. Due that's
Speaker 3: why it's not special. It used to be kind of special,
Speaker 3: like he has a billion dollars. That's a lot money.
Speaker 3: Now you run into these guys just at a fucking
Speaker 3: hotel lobby, just kicking it.
Speaker 2: You're at a fucking subway a cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll just be at a truck stop subway run
Speaker 3: into these guys, Wait a minute, Bezos, you'll just be
Speaker 3: You'll just be at the glory hole of a truck
Speaker 3: stop subway.
Speaker 2: I can smell it now, and.
Speaker 3: Bezos is shriveled. Cock will poke on through.
Speaker 2: I just want to party. I take that back. You
Speaker 2: know it's not shriveled.
Speaker 1: You know it's not trivial.
Speaker 4: No, there's no way. That's a good question. What what
Speaker 4: billionaire's got the biggest dick?
Speaker 2: Okay, now.
Speaker 3: Important, that's important. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 4: Right off the bat, you're gonna say, like, oh, these
Speaker 4: guys have micro penises. That's why they're fucking overcompensating.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know much.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well no, that's why I immediately took it back with Bezos,
Speaker 3: because I.
Speaker 2: Bet he's hogging.
Speaker 3: I bet he's kind of hogging, or at least has
Speaker 3: injected his dick with cool chemicals from the future that
Speaker 3: will make him hog.
Speaker 1: That's why I had I pitched this to you guys.
Speaker 1: But I think history. History would be different. Store if
Speaker 1: his story, he would be different, if everybody. If we
Speaker 1: revealed people's dick sides, it could be upon their death.
Speaker 1: But we need to know, like if there's some correlation
Speaker 1: with small dick size and large dick size and like
Speaker 1: tyrants of the world, billionaires of the world.
Speaker 2: Can we not do that please?
Speaker 1: I just think it's I think it's valuable data. What
Speaker 1: if we didn't do it, though, because what if there's
Speaker 1: a common thread with billionaires, what if they all.
Speaker 3: Have that is so important? I'm glad you're bringing that's up.
Speaker 2: That's actually how I would describe my dick because it's
Speaker 2: a common thread. It's just kind of normal everything. It's science. Like, sure,
Speaker 2: we should reveal everyone's dick size, But who's got the
Speaker 2: biggest hog out.
Speaker 1: Of our well known billionaires?
Speaker 2: It's lebron Yeah, it's n six or Magic Johnson Adonnas
Speaker 2: Yeah you know, yeah, Magic's for sure steady.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, Magic's hawking.
Speaker 2: There's no way that man has a small car.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he is kind of billionaire low key off
Speaker 1: of like the Dodgers. That's kind of hikey.
Speaker 2: I guess what do you mean low key? Yeah, not
Speaker 2: low key, I forgotten and low key. It's very high key.
Speaker 1: He's not in the top.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have like thirty billion, but he's got a
Speaker 3: handful of bills.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: See, that's why it's not even you're like, yeah, just guys.
Speaker 3: You'll see tooting around LA.
Speaker 1: Maybe Magic's my.
Speaker 2: Guy, like you like Jerry Jones is Blake's guy.
Speaker 1: Jerry Jones the Cowboys?
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, Cowboys.
Speaker 1: I'd rather I'm more a magic guy.
Speaker 4: Remember when they discovered that there was like a picture
Speaker 4: with him from like the I don't know, forties or
Speaker 4: fifties where he's like at a place where everyone's screaming
Speaker 4: at like black kids trying to go to school or
Speaker 4: something like that.
Speaker 1: He tried to photoshop that.
Speaker 2: What happened. He's he's racist? Is that the he was
Speaker 2: just I'm not going to say anything, but he was
Speaker 2: there when people were like shouting at some sort of
Speaker 2: desegregation situation. I'm I'm I don't even fucking know. But
Speaker 2: then the comments were like he was there scouting. He
Speaker 2: was already there, like looking for talent for the future.
Speaker 2: This is the way, oh Boy, which is a great cover.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. Yeah, good for him, man, he's got
Speaker 1: good he's got good lawyers.
Speaker 2: Yeah what else we got here? Apple Disney, Sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of just classic I like when it
Speaker 3: just says oil and you're like, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, you just were you were there. You had
Speaker 2: a grandfather, a great grandfather who dug a hole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes me like a little bombed at my
Speaker 3: grandparents and great grandparents, mostly my great grandparents about like
Speaker 3: they were just like farming and like trying to get
Speaker 3: enough food on the table for their families week week week.
Speaker 3: We dude, be cutthroat and dig holes in the ground
Speaker 3: and find oil.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just be digging. Always drill, baby, drill, Like, get
Speaker 1: out there. What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Brian Armstrong cryptocurrency eleven billion dollars? He did it. He
Speaker 2: fucking did it. Fil a fanisbody help me? That's pretty good?
Speaker 2: Is that? Will Ferrell and Austin Powers.
Speaker 1: No, it's from mom Virtual Cop the video game.
Speaker 2: That was my second guess.
Speaker 3: It was a bagel.
Speaker 1: We might have lost old diesel.
Speaker 2: I was chunking too. Something's going on in the Algo rhythms.
Speaker 1: Oh dang, I haven't checked the news in a while.
Speaker 1: We could have like a major hack or something.
Speaker 2: That's right. We didn't bring up that, Thank god.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So much happened in the last week and a half.
Speaker 1: It was kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: A lot happened.
Speaker 1: It was kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: Adam's gone I guess we just keep talking billionaire.
Speaker 1: It's just me Endures. What do you wanna What do
Speaker 1: you want to talk about?
Speaker 2: Uh? Don't kiss me?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? You dude?
Speaker 1: Wait did you see on the Baseball All Star Game
Speaker 1: when the girls sing the national anthem? Did you see
Speaker 1: that was pretty fine?
Speaker 2: And then she said she was drunk and then she's
Speaker 2: just like she goes, I'm going into rehab. I heard.
Speaker 2: It's fun. Yeah, dude, Like what is she doing? All
Speaker 2: she had to do? Who read her like apology and
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, that sounds good post that, Like, just
Speaker 2: don't do the I heard it's fun.
Speaker 1: To go to rehab to like be like, see, I was,
Speaker 1: I was drunk. I'm actually in rehab.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: When she gets out of rehab, she better go straight
Speaker 4: to a sports a sporting event and belt won out
Speaker 4: so we can.
Speaker 1: Go, Okay, we like, there you go. It was it
Speaker 1: was the booze singing and talking at the same time.
Speaker 2: I feel like you would sing better drunk. That's why
Speaker 2: I just don't buy the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, isn't that when like people give their karaoke
Speaker 1: performances of a lifetime when they're just like completely sloshed
Speaker 1: and just giving it. They're all she was just kind
Speaker 1: of holding notes a little too long. The range was
Speaker 1: a little off.
Speaker 2: But also like whackness. Yeah, a lot of whackness, a
Speaker 2: lot of like really a lot of try hardness.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, our boys, back our boys.
Speaker 3: That was That was wild. That was a wild ride.
Speaker 3: I just went on wiki wa wa. The internet just
Speaker 3: went out then came back.
Speaker 1: What was that company that got hacked in all the
Speaker 1: airport's streamcasts or whatever the hell?
Speaker 2: It was Dreamcast? Dreamcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody's stream everybody's Dreamcast just kind of fucking started
Speaker 1: to circuit. That was crazy, dude.
Speaker 3: See, yeah, you guys did get caught up in that?
Speaker 1: Uh did you?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, you know I was traveling that day.
Speaker 2: I was flying that.
Speaker 3: Day, Jersey. Did we even bring up the fact that
Speaker 3: you no longer? It was CrowdStrike?
Speaker 1: CrowdStrike, which is a sick name. It sounds like a
Speaker 1: computer game, but it sounds like a missile.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which someone on set told me that the owns that,
Speaker 3: or like the government owns CrowdStrike.
Speaker 2: I got a feeling that you're set there in Charleston
Speaker 2: has a lot of speculation about the government. It is
Speaker 2: there and they should like and they should It's healthy.
Speaker 2: I love it. It's so healthy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to question everything.
Speaker 3: Crowd strike, Yeah, it seems pretty generic. It seems kind
Speaker 3: of whack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it seems old school.
Speaker 3: But Jersey is in a whole other different country and
Speaker 3: some might even call it down Under.
Speaker 1: Okay, baby, we're in Australia.
Speaker 2: We're doing season two of Monarch.
Speaker 3: Heard of it?
Speaker 2: Bitch? Hell yeah, we're filming in Australia. That's sick.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
Speaker 3: And you are in Sydney, is that correct?
Speaker 2: No, I'm north, I'm out. I'm outside Brisbane, mate.
Speaker 3: Oh Brisbane, I've been. I've been in Brisbane.
Speaker 1: I've never been that far north. How is it?
Speaker 4: It's perfect right now? It's like la winter kind of vibes.
Speaker 4: So it's like sonny, I mean sunny by. It's sunny,
Speaker 4: but it's warm by like eleven You're like perfect at
Speaker 4: seventy all day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're sitting pretty at like a seventy degrees.
Speaker 3: It's not too warm, but it's not it's not you
Speaker 3: wouldn't call it Chiley winning.
Speaker 2: You get to throw on a sweater in the evening
Speaker 2: if you'd.
Speaker 3: Like perfect, that's nice. Yeah, that's that's my favorite tip.
Speaker 2: You know you get to go for a brisk walk
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 3: Oh that's my favorite tap.
Speaker 2: Right on the beach, which is nice.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, living the dream.
Speaker 3: I miss being in Charleston. I do miss that, Like
Speaker 3: southern California time of day when this sun has set
Speaker 3: and now, like you could wear a T shirt and
Speaker 3: you'll be fine, but maybe you want to grab a
Speaker 3: little some Maybe you want a jacket, maybe want a
Speaker 3: little sweater to wear. Yeah, mix it up.
Speaker 2: The uniform of like a dad in southern California is
Speaker 2: like the hoodie shorts and like thong flip flops what
Speaker 2: everyone call them.
Speaker 1: It's just what Isaac wears all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it is. It is hilarious how it's just
Speaker 2: what is worn and that's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's I feel like there is wherever you're at,
Speaker 3: there is a uniform, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, Yeah, the golf outfits where you are.
Speaker 3: Where I'm at, everybody looks like they're about to go
Speaker 3: golfing or fishing. Right, fishing, You're either about to do
Speaker 3: one or the other.
Speaker 2: Right, And what do you attribute.
Speaker 4: Are these the same people who go I think it's
Speaker 4: a fishing day to day and tomorrow I'm gonna golf
Speaker 4: or is it golf people and fish people?
Speaker 3: And what's the I think there there is some overlap,
Speaker 3: but there's a class.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit. If it feels like fishing people.
Speaker 3: Are the they're a little lower on the associo socioeconomic ladder.
Speaker 1: Fault of the earth, ye will, salt of the earth.
Speaker 3: Sure, And those are my people because I like fishing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love that that.
Speaker 3: It's important even talk to you guys since my fishing trip,
Speaker 3: my epic fishing trip.
Speaker 1: I think you did, Yeah, yeah you did, Yeah I did.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: So they either dressed like that or they dress like
Speaker 3: they are fully going golfing or just came back from
Speaker 3: golfing and then you asked, You're like, how was your
Speaker 3: golf session today? And you call them sessions? I think,
Speaker 3: and for sure they don't know what you're talking about
Speaker 3: because they didn't go golf. They just how they This
Speaker 3: is just how they dress.
Speaker 4: And what are these brands that they're wearing. Are they
Speaker 4: wearing golf brands or is it like Nike golf shirt
Speaker 4: or is it like a foot joy shirt? Is this
Speaker 4: a Greg Norman fucking sombrero?
Speaker 3: I don't know enough about golf to really really sort
Speaker 3: of break down the fashion choices.
Speaker 2: I know it.
Speaker 3: Looks like a breathable, polo stretchy fabric where you could
Speaker 3: like kind of pull on it.
Speaker 2: You don't go up and kind of feel their shirt.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I don't figure their shirts that often. Maybe
Speaker 1: it wicks sweat a little bit. Maybe, Yeah, it seems athletic.
Speaker 1: It seems athletic. Can we talk about Trump's doesn't wear
Speaker 1: those types of I was just thinking about that today
Speaker 1: because I saw some video of him on the golf
Speaker 1: course like he is every day. He wears heavy yeah,
Speaker 1: caught heavy, heavy cotton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's old school. He's an old school Yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: that's that's classic for a man of his age.
Speaker 3: Yes, But with those titties, I don't know, Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: something a little more supportive as a man with big titties, durs.
Speaker 3: Maybe you could tell us you actually.
Speaker 2: Can I love you guys, I can I can weigh
Speaker 2: in here? Yeah, okay, the fabric it lays just a
Speaker 2: little bit too close, you know what I mean? And
Speaker 2: you can see the titties and the chest hair looks weird.
Speaker 3: Well on the more athletic the newer shirts, Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: your boobs are huge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the newer shirts. I think I would rather wear
Speaker 2: a thicker knit so you can just not there's a
Speaker 2: little less emphasis. I get that. I do get that.
Speaker 3: I think you have to be hairless like Blake in
Speaker 3: order to pull off the little dolphin. You've got a tuft.
Speaker 3: That's not enough.
Speaker 2: You got a little tuft.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's hurtful.
Speaker 2: Do you have hair on your nipples? Do I You
Speaker 2: just find he's.
Speaker 3: Got a perfect, hot, hot, hot little areola with just
Speaker 3: a rim, like it's like a takeen rim around a
Speaker 3: beverage that's flake snipples.
Speaker 1: Now, I describe it more like a like a like
Speaker 1: a snow crab roll at like a at a sushi spot.
Speaker 1: Like it's pretty long, pretty long?
Speaker 2: Are we seeing it? Are we showing it?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to but my microphone.
Speaker 2: We'll get close to the camera.
Speaker 1: And you guys are gonna want to and t I nasen.
Speaker 1: You're gonna want to go to YouTube and you're gonna
Speaker 1: want to subscribe where you're gonna have to.
Speaker 2: Smash the likes.
Speaker 3: Uh, well, I've been told multiple times, multiple times. The
Speaker 3: reason we don't have more subscribers, sure, because there's other
Speaker 3: podcasts that. Yeah, maybe they put a little more effort
Speaker 3: in their podcast. Maybe they are on a set and
Speaker 3: are always with each other. Do those people have successful
Speaker 3: acting careers and they're all over the country. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Sometimes I don't think so. But they
Speaker 3: have more subscribers because they drop the video on the
Speaker 3: same day that the podcast comes out. They dropped the
Speaker 3: video on the YouTube, and we don't do that. And
Speaker 3: why we don't do that, I don't know. And that's
Speaker 3: a question for our producers and for Isaac, And I know, dude,
Speaker 3: I can. I was actually with Isaac when I got
Speaker 3: the call when he got the call from Kyle, and
Speaker 3: Kyle was.
Speaker 2: Like, you fucking.
Speaker 3: Dare you on the same day?
Speaker 1: Money?
Speaker 2: I can hear it.
Speaker 1: Money, our money?
Speaker 3: Where is it?
Speaker 2: Cars?
Speaker 3: I need more pickleballs?
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Isaac.
Speaker 3: And it was kind of but cool that he's turning
Speaker 3: into Leprechawn in the hood. In the hood understood where
Speaker 3: where Kyle allegedly was coming from, allegedly you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's really that's really crazy. Yeah, So I don't know
Speaker 3: why we don't do that nation. I wish we did,
Speaker 3: because you know, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1: We will, who knows, maybe we will. We want those
Speaker 1: YouTube subscriptions. We want the plaque, guys. We want the plant.
Speaker 2: Has the funniest podcast. Officially, Yes, we want the plant. Like,
Speaker 2: do you have hardware over there?
Speaker 1: Plane? Are you guys ready for a little deal? Is
Speaker 1: this good for sounds? I gotta oh.
Speaker 2: Yes, please can't hear it?
Speaker 1: Got a little box delivered?
Speaker 3: Okay, why is it so small?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: That's kind of whack. I kind of thought.
Speaker 3: It'd be bigger by the way we won these awards
Speaker 3: months ago.
Speaker 2: We were that was so many months ago.
Speaker 1: I got a couple of these cards of offense andipity. Right, Nope, here,
Speaker 1: where's some design creations so that you know it's real.
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: And then gotta gotta gotta be fred.
Speaker 1: And then check this out. They actually give you. They
Speaker 1: give you gloves, gloves, black gloves to handle them.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: They give you gloves to handle your.
Speaker 2: Wo I don't think I got black gloves? Oh wow?
Speaker 1: Check this check uploaded.
Speaker 3: Well, they knew that your fingers aren't as sticky as Blake's.
Speaker 3: They they looked at all of us and go, I
Speaker 3: bet Blake has the stickiest tingers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, okay, check, okay, there's this is like a
Speaker 1: little wipe to wipe the trophy.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: In order to know what Blake just did, you're gonna
Speaker 3: have to come to the YouTube and smash and smush
Speaker 3: the subscribe button.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Here is the reveal and you can
Speaker 1: see it on our Patreon. No wait, sorry, smush now,
Speaker 1: smush now have you.
Speaker 2: Got I stopped watching like I don't know twenty seconds
Speaker 2: ago was fuck with this light? Have you shown the
Speaker 2: thing yet?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 3: No, he has it?
Speaker 1: It's still.
Speaker 5: Shit?
Speaker 2: Oh just a square? Oh?
Speaker 3: How heavy is that?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 3: Because it looks mad light. It looks very like.
Speaker 1: It's pretty heavy.
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: Okay? Good? I'm kind of ga.
Speaker 3: There's a way to it. Yeah, that's nice. And what
Speaker 3: does it say exactly on there? I can't read it.
Speaker 3: It says best Comedy the twenty twenty four iHeart Podcast
Speaker 3: Awards Best Comedy. This is important.
Speaker 1: There it is, babe, And thank you.
Speaker 2: I want to say thanks.
Speaker 3: You need a TII nation for voting us best comedy
Speaker 3: out of every podcast in existence. Yes, they said that
Speaker 3: we are the funniest. We're the best comedy podcast, and
Speaker 3: we want to say thank you guys, any take backs,
Speaker 3: any apologies, and the epic slams for today.
Speaker 1: This is gonna look real nice next to the plaque
Speaker 1: once you go smush that subscribe button on YouTube.
Speaker 3: With one hundred thousand, because that's not that many. It's
Speaker 3: a little probably a little bit of an like if
Speaker 3: you talk to real YouTube people, that sucks. I think
Speaker 3: that's kind of some basic bit shit.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing.
Speaker 3: What do you get? What plot do you get for that?
Speaker 3: Because you sometimes you see like the platinum dope looking
Speaker 3: plaques behind and the YouTubers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we get like a little cardboard cut out.
Speaker 2: It's like wooden.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be okay.
Speaker 3: With my aesthetic, it might look better.
Speaker 2: Yeah this is what does that mean? Don't worry about aesthetic? No,
Speaker 2: like what what is it? What is your aesthetic?
Speaker 3: Just more of like a rugged like cool like earth tones?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes you're an earth tone guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah allegedly.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 3: I don't even want the cool, dope, awesome YouTube shiny
Speaker 3: black right as a tone guy. I want the wooden,
Speaker 3: shitty kind of bogus basic bitch, first level step one
Speaker 3: sort of PLAQ.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize you were an earth tone guy.
Speaker 5: Hold up, not according to my anything, my style, just
Speaker 5: only when it comes to my awards. Those are the
Speaker 5: awards I tend to like the best.
Speaker 2: Loka. You guys not necessarily like my clothes or car.
Speaker 1: We know your your basketball short game is off the rick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot about all your forest green brown basketball shorts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love it, we love it.
Speaker 2: I guess I guess you wear camo every once in
Speaker 2: a while. Yeah, I throw on some camo. Yeah, not
Speaker 2: fred when you're.
Speaker 1: With your fishing people, guys in the battlefield.
Speaker 3: When I'm yeah, when I'm blasting pheasants off the air
Speaker 3: and you take back some any apologies, any epic slams,
Speaker 3: I feel.
Speaker 2: Really confident, really good about all.
Speaker 1: I guess I want to take back all the like
Speaker 1: free press we gave billionaires. Lord knows they don't need it. Okay,
Speaker 1: come on, jeez, Louise, I'm with those billionaires today. I
Speaker 1: love that.
Speaker 2: I love that ride.
Speaker 3: You know, Okay, there's still kind of you know, even
Speaker 3: though there's so many of them now it's annoying and
Speaker 3: they're still kind of fascinating creatures.
Speaker 2: You're like, well, would be like to have that much money?
Speaker 2: Billion We've discussed that, you'd be blowing up.
Speaker 3: I would, I would, I would for fun.
Speaker 2: I love it. I love you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, billionaires are people too, That's what we really want
Speaker 1: to get.
Speaker 2: Adam would be like, I want that subway shut down
Speaker 2: when I got there to order my six inch cold
Speaker 2: cut combo. I want to know.
Speaker 3: I want all the smells when I go to Subway,
Speaker 3: I want all the Basically, I'm going to attribute Jimmy
Speaker 3: John's slogan to Subway, and I want the free smells.
Speaker 1: He's the best free smells?
Speaker 2: Is that what they say? Jimmy Johns? The smells are
Speaker 2: free Jimmy John's free smells. There's a Neon sign right
Speaker 2: on the Yeah. Well, do you guys ever eat the
Speaker 2: day old bread?
Speaker 1: Excuse me, Jimmy.
Speaker 2: Johns, Yeah, you could buy the day old bread that
Speaker 2: I haven't. No, I feel like back in the day
Speaker 2: I would college.
Speaker 1: I don't go to Jimmy John's enough. I should start
Speaker 1: going more because I do like it.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's not enough Jimmy John's. In southern California,
Speaker 3: there was one down the street from me.
Speaker 2: Well it's a college chain, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the guy's a big game hunter. He's probably a billionaire. Right.
Speaker 1: If you hunt big game, you have to be a billionaire. Right.
Speaker 2: Oh, hang on, our favorite billionaire has got to be
Speaker 2: the Papa Johns guy.
Speaker 1: He's not a billionaire. Thought he's gonna be.
Speaker 2: How is he not? I don't know.
Speaker 1: He really fell off the mask.
Speaker 3: I mean, a billion is a lot of money. That's
Speaker 3: a lot of money.
Speaker 2: It's not anymore. We've been over this. It's been It's
Speaker 2: basically not that much money anymore.
Speaker 1: What the am I? Kyle?
Speaker 2: We'll continue this.
Speaker 4: Talk on another pop. But how fast do you think
Speaker 4: you could become a billionaire? And with what idea?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I feel like I might have already done it if
Speaker 3: I had a good enough idea to do it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess. So that was another episode.
Speaker 2: Weird.
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna said that.