Speaker 1: The second. I've always thought you are just gonna get
Speaker 1: me one day. I've always thought that the airline commercials
Speaker 1: are doing it all wrong. Why you know, instead of
Speaker 1: talking about how comfortable their seats are or how helpful
Speaker 1: their flight attendants can be. Yeah, which is true, they
Speaker 1: should advertise all the hot action that you can get
Speaker 1: wall at the airport. I think, and I'm not just
Speaker 1: talking about the massage tables where I was recently arrested.
Speaker 1: He didn't ask if I was a real masseuse. I
Speaker 1: just went for I'm a giver. You're about. But just think,
Speaker 1: hundreds of thousands of people go through those terminals every
Speaker 1: single day. At least a handful of them have to
Speaker 1: be cute. And that's how one of our listeners low
Speaker 1: met someone recently one of the when the handful of
Speaker 1: cute people scrolling through the airport logan, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, oh my gosh, what happened? Is that what
Speaker 1: you're wonderings? You need to search me because I'm willing.
Speaker 1: I did not get frisped. Okay, No, you were actually
Speaker 1: in the airport or you were on the plane. No,
Speaker 1: I was. I was waiting by the gate. Okay, so
Speaker 1: that makes sense because you're and you're both leaving the
Speaker 1: same city. Chances are good that you guys are from
Speaker 1: the same place, and who'd you meet exactly? So I
Speaker 1: see her, and I, you know, I quickly took inventory
Speaker 1: of my environment. I was like, oh, there she is,
Speaker 1: six o'clock. Got it, moved a couple of times, got
Speaker 1: to where I was sitting right next to her. So
Speaker 1: they announced over the speaker that's going to be a
Speaker 1: four hour delay. Oh my god, oh god, plane didn't
Speaker 1: come in. You're the only person excited. This is it,
Speaker 1: you know. I immediately I could hear her mumbling under
Speaker 1: her breath like I don't believable. And I was like, man,
Speaker 1: I play you. These airlines are getting to be a
Speaker 1: real plane in the neck pocket dad. Joke just gambled
Speaker 1: with it. She ended up laughing really hard. You're saying
Speaker 1: the joke landed. Yeah, Lets we understand each other little yeah.
Speaker 1: So she liked the humor. What happened after that, so
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't know how I'm going to kill
Speaker 1: four hours, and I was like, well, I got a
Speaker 1: great idea. What we can do is we can head
Speaker 1: right over to that bar where I'm going to buy
Speaker 1: you a drink. Absolutely smooth, my friend. I went right
Speaker 1: in with the cards, you know. I'm like, hey, parrot aces,
Speaker 1: here we go. Yeah, I'm funny and an alcoholic youth.
Speaker 1: You're yeah, well, that's an airport you can drink at
Speaker 1: any time of the day. When absolutely that's true. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't count when you're at the airport. It doesn't
Speaker 1: alcoholism doesn't. I bet she's still laughing too, right, because
Speaker 1: it's so cheesy. Yeah. No, we're having a great you know,
Speaker 1: I'm throwing out some questionable jokes here, and they're like
Speaker 1: she had a book that was in her bag that
Speaker 1: she moved out, um, and I was like, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you read you can't carry But she laughed and she's
Speaker 1: like yeah to you, And I'm like, no, not not really,
Speaker 1: you know, well yeah not too well. Oh so you
Speaker 1: guys are really hitting it off. Yeah, we're going back
Speaker 1: and forth. Before I knew it four hours just Fleu
Speaker 1: flew by therese we're gonna hit our ten pun quota
Speaker 1: for that wasn't I swear that wasn't on purpose? Natural man,
Speaker 1: all right, we gotta keep our seats in the upright position.
Speaker 1: For this guy. That's a long time to be spending
Speaker 1: with somebody one on one time. Four whole hours at
Speaker 1: the airport bar. Yes, yes, absolutely I considered it like
Speaker 1: a little first date. Absolutely I would. So what were
Speaker 1: the odds that you two sat next to each other
Speaker 1: on the fly, Probably like zero, right, Yeah, we didn't
Speaker 1: get a chance to do that. We were near each other,
Speaker 1: and there were definitely glances and look, so when we
Speaker 1: get you know, arrival, Yeah, okay, so nice to meet you. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, give you a call, Oh for sure, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe some some dinner. Yeah, you're the first one. That's
Speaker 1: role play we're doing. We're doing a little bit of
Speaker 1: the nice pleasantry goodbye. And then of course the reason
Speaker 1: I'm on the phone with you, guys, I reach out
Speaker 1: text a couple of times, even a little phone call.
Speaker 1: Nothing in response. He's a hottie, I'm thinking, was she
Speaker 1: on her a little I'm not. I'm not at home,
Speaker 1: I'm not in my own city. I can flirt around
Speaker 1: with a guy, but maybe I'm in a relationship. Oh
Speaker 1: it's been a couple of weeks here. So you you
Speaker 1: hung out with her for four hours and you didn't
Speaker 1: get a read on whether or not she was single.
Speaker 1: My read was that she was single and that she
Speaker 1: was available, and that she was having a great time
Speaker 1: with me. I'm just thinking, you know what, I can
Speaker 1: imagine her acting that way, feeling like no strings attatched.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe it was just that not to be mean,
Speaker 1: but maybe she was just bored. Like maybe you were
Speaker 1: reading more into the dating aspect of it than she was. Hey,
Speaker 1: she was cackling. Her laughter hit a certain note. There
Speaker 1: was a perminality to the last of the set. I like, you,
Speaker 1: you didn't kiss or anything, right, because I would have
Speaker 1: been a big green flag. Yeah, um no, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't get to that. Okay, Okay, that would have
Speaker 1: been strange. I thought green flag was like an airplane pun.
Speaker 1: But I guess it. They don't use flags that use
Speaker 1: a little poles that like remember that baton. I feel
Speaker 1: like we can't go to the song until we get
Speaker 1: just one more airline pun. I think we can. I
Speaker 1: think we could go. Let's just take off and get
Speaker 1: right over to Ye that was bad. We'll settle for
Speaker 1: that one. We'll get your second date update and out
Speaker 1: where the turbulence was in this relationship. That's how it's
Speaker 1: done like a proa attention, second eight update, next second date.
Speaker 1: You know, ninety nine percent of the time your evening
Speaker 1: would be completely ruined if your plane was held up
Speaker 1: for over four hours. That's I have a whole trap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but for one of our listeners, Logan, that wasn't a
Speaker 1: flight delay. That was a flight to ya. I feel
Speaker 1: like some airline is going to try to market in that,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna hate you for it because it comes
Speaker 1: up and says that that's fine a little bit. We
Speaker 1: should trademark that. But no, Logan. Logan got to spend
Speaker 1: all of that extra time over at the airport bar
Speaker 1: with a hottie from his flight named Ellie, and the
Speaker 1: two of them were vibing. She was loving his airplane puns,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and he kept him yeah yeah, even
Speaker 1: as jokes about being potentially illiterate. All this magic happening.
Speaker 1: But once the plane boarded after that, she's been kind
Speaker 1: of hard to reach, even harder to lock down a
Speaker 1: date with. Hopefully, though, she answers, the phone here and
Speaker 1: we can actually get you another meet up. Logan, how
Speaker 1: you feeling, man, I'm feeling like you guys are gonna
Speaker 1: bring me home like this chick. Now, now keep in mind,
Speaker 1: now this this was not a regular girl. This is
Speaker 1: definitely a hot, hot girl. Okay, I can like a model.
Speaker 1: You mean you mean to say she was beautiful and
Speaker 1: her personality really shine Bengo exactly, say the whole package,
Speaker 1: you know, like you go on dating apps and you're
Speaker 1: you kind of see the leftovers or whatever. There. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got you, logan, Just let us do the talking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got it. We're gonna dial her number right now.
Speaker 1: We're trying your second day up date. Here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Ellie? It is yes, Ellie. What's up? You
Speaker 1: get a lot of calls from morning radio shows? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, are you guys really? Are you really
Speaker 1: telling the truth that you're really a radio show morning show? Yes? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: it is going to be easy. Got some good news
Speaker 1: because I'm reaching out to you specifically because we've been
Speaker 1: talking actually about you all morning long. Yeah, isn't good.
Speaker 1: I hope it's good. Like, why would you be talking
Speaker 1: about me really good? Oh yeah, we have somebody who's
Speaker 1: been gushing about you a little bit on our show
Speaker 1: who like, Okay, first of all, is it like one
Speaker 1: of those shows like the dating show thingy because I
Speaker 1: love those so much. It is oh yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: talking about you're a lot of energy and that's a
Speaker 1: good thing. I think it's you went out with somebody recently,
Speaker 1: you know how these daty thingy segments work, and they
Speaker 1: had a good time. You probably know who I'm referring to.
Speaker 1: Are you guys talking about Mike? Because yeah, Mike, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's who. What do you hold on? Uh? Mike
Speaker 1: said some really great stuff about you. Yeah. He mentioned
Speaker 1: you being very pretty. Yes, that's so nice. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: Brook what else did Mike say? Yeah, Mike listening, Yes, Mike, okay. Uh.
Speaker 1: He said you had a sparkling personality. Sparkling that's so great. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I sensed the vibes happening even before we
Speaker 1: called you. I just had a sixth or seventh sense
Speaker 1: about this whatever, so many senses that I'm having. Why
Speaker 1: are we being so weird? Well, I'm just let's maybe
Speaker 1: we should pivot here and ask um you, Ellie, what
Speaker 1: did you think about Mike? Like what what stood out
Speaker 1: to you? You know, how like you have like this
Speaker 1: vision of a guy that you want to take home
Speaker 1: to your parents, the guy that you kind of just
Speaker 1: talked to your girlfriends with saut and ell, why don't
Speaker 1: you school of like the guys that I want to
Speaker 1: marry like him? He was amazing. He was funny, so funny,
Speaker 1: you guys, wasn't that great he married? He was great? No,
Speaker 1: he was really great, and he was like he was
Speaker 1: tall and he was charming. Yeah, I mean, we don't
Speaker 1: have to go we don't have to go too much
Speaker 1: about Mike. I mean, we don't, get me wrong, we
Speaker 1: all love Mike. Who doesn't And the fact that he
Speaker 1: is asking about me makes it even like it's made yeah,
Speaker 1: because I mean he wasn't hitting you up and now
Speaker 1: he is. Yeah. Well, I mean I'm just just based
Speaker 1: on your your sparkling personality and and just talking to
Speaker 1: you a little bit. You sound like you're a really
Speaker 1: fun time and I'm guessing you probably get hit on
Speaker 1: a lot. You know. It sounds so like conceited to
Speaker 1: say yes I do, but yes I do. That's okay.
Speaker 1: It probably happens on the phone. Yeah, with girls like
Speaker 1: that probably happens to like random places, like when you're
Speaker 1: at the dry cleaners or like you know, during a
Speaker 1: delay at the airport. Oh yeah, I'll get this, get this,
Speaker 1: get get get this. Okay. So the other day I'm
Speaker 1: flying out of the airport and like the flight was
Speaker 1: delayed like some stupid like four hours. Oh really, it
Speaker 1: was horrible. And this guy like sitting next to me,
Speaker 1: he's like starts talking to me, and he's making the
Speaker 1: stupidest jokes ever. He was so dumb and that. And
Speaker 1: then he's like, hey, do you want to go to the
Speaker 1: the barn gets some drinks. I'm like, crap, I got
Speaker 1: four hours to kill why not? So you he talked
Speaker 1: and whatever, and I just but you know what, he
Speaker 1: paid for the you know, drinks, which was really nice,
Speaker 1: actually very nice. That guy was pretty funny though, don't
Speaker 1: you think he was kind of funny. I think he
Speaker 1: thought he was funnier than he actually was. But I
Speaker 1: paid for the check and he didn't even chip. I
Speaker 1: mean he was a bad chipper. Okay, Oh yeah, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Mike actually sounds great. Yeah, wait, like is he on
Speaker 1: the phone right now? Is Mike on the phone? Someone
Speaker 1: is on the phone. Yeah, you guys, I'm really confused.
Speaker 1: What is happening? Yeah, so, um, actually the guy that
Speaker 1: you were referring to from the airport moment, the bad jokes. Yes,
Speaker 1: that one. Um, so he's actually the one that called
Speaker 1: us to get a second date update with you. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: Logan is his name. Um, he's on the other line
Speaker 1: listening right now, Logan. Yeah. No, that was a lot.
Speaker 1: That was more than what I expected to hear, that's
Speaker 1: for sure, dude, you guys, No, he's on the phone.
Speaker 1: That's yeah. No, I'm here like you can talk correctly
Speaker 1: to me. Actually, high, Um so, I'm not a kipper.
Speaker 1: I actually left cash. I didn't tip on my credit card.
Speaker 1: I left cash because that's the polight thing to do.
Speaker 1: And I bought Ellie three drinks, one of them wasn't
Speaker 1: double And I also uh provided fries with extra sauces
Speaker 1: that also cost extra money. Yeah. I know, he's just
Speaker 1: trying to save his own ego here, and I feel
Speaker 1: I think that he should get that opportunity. But look,
Speaker 1: and we don't need a breakdown of the bill at dinner.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just funny to me that she was
Speaker 1: laughing so heartily and then mocks me later, but at
Speaker 1: the time when she's getting free drink, I'm the most
Speaker 1: hilarious guy in the world, surprised puns weren't funny. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, actually they weren't funny, but you know, you
Speaker 1: kept buying me drinks. I said, I said, it's a real,
Speaker 1: it's a real in the neck with these with these airlines,
Speaker 1: that's legit funny. Yeah, we heard that one. I think
Speaker 1: it's fine. We laughed. Nelly has a different sense of humor.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe that doesn't match well most hot girls.
Speaker 1: I mean, she seems to be more onto Mike's type
Speaker 1: of sense of humor. Can we stop talking about Mike
Speaker 1: for a second, which she's my first second. I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry Logan. No, I honestly thought that maybe I forgot
Speaker 1: Logan's name. His name was Mike when you started talking
Speaker 1: about it, like that's what I was hoping. I just
Speaker 1: to Mike for you and for Logan most of you.
Speaker 1: So it's hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm gathering
Speaker 1: that everybody on this phone call is interested in Mike,
Speaker 1: but nobody's interested in me. Is that? Oh? Bro get
Speaker 1: I'm I'm team Logan. Get you a Logan, ladies, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of coming over to Mike. Som Mike no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's Logan. Logan is Logan is the guy that's on
Speaker 1: the phone, and he's the one that we'd like to
Speaker 1: send you out on another date with, and we'll pay
Speaker 1: for that date and we'll throw in a generous tip
Speaker 1: on top of it. Hey, hey, and think about it.
Speaker 1: He really did tip. You thought that he didn't. He
Speaker 1: tried to be funny, which is meaning he put effort forth.
Speaker 1: I think he deserves another shot. I'm with Brook, you
Speaker 1: know what, he was nice enough us at the bar.
Speaker 1: But you know what happens when you drink you have
Speaker 1: a rold colored glasses on. I think that's what's happening.
Speaker 1: Insult to injury. I guess the silver lining is we've
Speaker 1: learned there is a person out there for everyone, and
Speaker 1: that person for everyone is Mike. We love you, Mike,
Speaker 1: call into the show. We want to meet you. Brash
Speaker 1: and burn I got it and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know, we never asked, But I'm just assuming Ellie
Speaker 1: hooked up with Mike. Oh you think that they hooked up.
Speaker 1: I mean, just from the sound of her voice, like
Speaker 1: she was glowing over the phone, like smiling, just at
Speaker 1: the thought of his face and laughing just at the
Speaker 1: thought of his jokes. I was like, I never thought
Speaker 1: from him. I think it was a one night stand.
Speaker 1: Why why would Mike need us? Yeah, didn't Ellie ever
Speaker 1: stop and think about that. But Jeffrey, I can't believe
Speaker 1: you it along with it. I thought I was going
Speaker 1: crazy for a second, and like I was like, I mean,
Speaker 1: we should figure out who this guy is rather than
Speaker 1: just correcting her and being like no, no, no, not him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the more Logan da And then she added the
Speaker 1: story about Logan. Yeah, I don't think he's ever going
Speaker 1: to listen to this on podcast. I want to turn
Speaker 1: it into a positive. And maybe what we really should
Speaker 1: have done is we should have asked her if she
Speaker 1: wants us to call Mike for her for a second
Speaker 1: date update. I know they'd be a little bit weird,
Speaker 1: but maybe we accidentally ran into a second date sich.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's backstabbing to Logan, but I mean
Speaker 1: I'm here for it, you know, I mean ironic. If
Speaker 1: Mike's like, gosh, she's just not funny. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like it's our duty, though, to reach back out to
Speaker 1: Ellie and say, look, if Mike doesn't call you in
Speaker 1: the next twenty four hours. Have us reach out to
Speaker 1: him for you because she was a listener too and
Speaker 1: we're desperately in need of context. We have loyalty to
Speaker 1: no one except to ourselves. Yeah, so if you have
Speaker 1: loyalty to us too, you can always email us. We'll
Speaker 1: call the person who wasn't calling you back. Get your
Speaker 1: little second date update action Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,