WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Plane In The Neck

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<v Speaker 1>The second. I've always thought you are just gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>me one day. I've always thought that the airline commercials

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<v Speaker 1>are doing it all wrong. Why you know, instead of

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<v Speaker 1>talking about how comfortable their seats are or how helpful

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<v Speaker 1>their flight attendants can be. Yeah, which is true, they

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<v Speaker 1>should advertise all the hot action that you can get

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<v Speaker 1>wall at the airport. I think, and I'm not just

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the massage tables where I was recently arrested.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't ask if I was a real masseuse. I

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<v Speaker 1>just went for I'm a giver. You're about. But just think,

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<v Speaker 1>hundreds of thousands of people go through those terminals every

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<v Speaker 1>single day. At least a handful of them have to

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<v Speaker 1>be cute. And that's how one of our listeners low

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<v Speaker 1>met someone recently one of the when the handful of

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<v Speaker 1>cute people scrolling through the airport logan, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey guys, oh my gosh, what happened? Is that what

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<v Speaker 1>you're wonderings? You need to search me because I'm willing.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not get frisped. Okay, No, you were actually

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<v Speaker 1>in the airport or you were on the plane. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I was. I was waiting by the gate. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>that makes sense because you're and you're both leaving the

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<v Speaker 1>same city. Chances are good that you guys are from

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<v Speaker 1>the same place, and who'd you meet exactly? So I

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<v Speaker 1>see her, and I, you know, I quickly took inventory

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<v Speaker 1>of my environment. I was like, oh, there she is,

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<v Speaker 1>six o'clock. Got it, moved a couple of times, got

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<v Speaker 1>to where I was sitting right next to her. So

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<v Speaker 1>they announced over the speaker that's going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>four hour delay. Oh my god, oh god, plane didn't

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<v Speaker 1>come in. You're the only person excited. This is it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I immediately I could hear her mumbling under

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<v Speaker 1>her breath like I don't believable. And I was like, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I play you. These airlines are getting to be a

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<v Speaker 1>real plane in the neck pocket dad. Joke just gambled

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<v Speaker 1>with it. She ended up laughing really hard. You're saying

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<v Speaker 1>the joke landed. Yeah, Lets we understand each other little yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So she liked the humor. What happened after that, so

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, I don't know how I'm going to kill

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<v Speaker 1>four hours, and I was like, well, I got a

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<v Speaker 1>great idea. What we can do is we can head

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<v Speaker 1>right over to that bar where I'm going to buy

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<v Speaker 1>you a drink. Absolutely smooth, my friend. I went right

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<v Speaker 1>in with the cards, you know. I'm like, hey, parrot aces,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Yeah, I'm funny and an alcoholic youth.

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<v Speaker 1>You're yeah, well, that's an airport you can drink at

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<v Speaker 1>any time of the day. When absolutely that's true. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't count when you're at the airport. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>alcoholism doesn't. I bet she's still laughing too, right, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's so cheesy. Yeah. No, we're having a great you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm throwing out some questionable jokes here, and they're like

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<v Speaker 1>she had a book that was in her bag that

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<v Speaker 1>she moved out, um, and I was like, I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you read you can't carry But she laughed and she's

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah to you, And I'm like, no, not not really,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, well yeah not too well. Oh so you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are really hitting it off. Yeah, we're going back

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<v Speaker 1>and forth. Before I knew it four hours just Fleu

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<v Speaker 1>flew by therese we're gonna hit our ten pun quota

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<v Speaker 1>for that wasn't I swear that wasn't on purpose? Natural man,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we gotta keep our seats in the upright position.

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<v Speaker 1>For this guy. That's a long time to be spending

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<v Speaker 1>with somebody one on one time. Four whole hours at

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<v Speaker 1>the airport bar. Yes, yes, absolutely I considered it like

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<v Speaker 1>a little first date. Absolutely I would. So what were

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<v Speaker 1>the odds that you two sat next to each other

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<v Speaker 1>on the fly, Probably like zero, right, Yeah, we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get a chance to do that. We were near each other,

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<v Speaker 1>and there were definitely glances and look, so when we

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<v Speaker 1>get you know, arrival, Yeah, okay, so nice to meet you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, give you a call, Oh for sure, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe some some dinner. Yeah, you're the first one. That's

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<v Speaker 1>role play we're doing. We're doing a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>the nice pleasantry goodbye. And then of course the reason

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the phone with you, guys, I reach out

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<v Speaker 1>text a couple of times, even a little phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing in response. He's a hottie, I'm thinking, was she

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<v Speaker 1>on her a little I'm not. I'm not at home,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not in my own city. I can flirt around

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<v Speaker 1>with a guy, but maybe I'm in a relationship. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a couple of weeks here. So you you

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<v Speaker 1>hung out with her for four hours and you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get a read on whether or not she was single.

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<v Speaker 1>My read was that she was single and that she

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<v Speaker 1>was available, and that she was having a great time

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<v Speaker 1>with me. I'm just thinking, you know what, I can

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<v Speaker 1>imagine her acting that way, feeling like no strings attatched.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, maybe it was just that not to be mean,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe she was just bored. Like maybe you were

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<v Speaker 1>reading more into the dating aspect of it than she was. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>she was cackling. Her laughter hit a certain note. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a perminality to the last of the set. I like, you,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't kiss or anything, right, because I would have

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<v Speaker 1>been a big green flag. Yeah, um no, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get to that. Okay, Okay, that would have

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<v Speaker 1>been strange. I thought green flag was like an airplane pun.

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<v Speaker 1>But I guess it. They don't use flags that use

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<v Speaker 1>a little poles that like remember that baton. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like we can't go to the song until we get

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<v Speaker 1>just one more airline pun. I think we can. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we could go. Let's just take off and get

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<v Speaker 1>right over to Ye that was bad. We'll settle for

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<v Speaker 1>that one. We'll get your second date update and out

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<v Speaker 1>where the turbulence was in this relationship. That's how it's

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<v Speaker 1>done like a proa attention, second eight update, next second date.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, ninety nine percent of the time your evening

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<v Speaker 1>would be completely ruined if your plane was held up

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<v Speaker 1>for over four hours. That's I have a whole trap. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but for one of our listeners, Logan, that wasn't a

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<v Speaker 1>flight delay. That was a flight to ya. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like some airline is going to try to market in that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna hate you for it because it comes

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<v Speaker 1>up and says that that's fine a little bit. We

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<v Speaker 1>should trademark that. But no, Logan. Logan got to spend

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<v Speaker 1>all of that extra time over at the airport bar

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<v Speaker 1>with a hottie from his flight named Ellie, and the

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<v Speaker 1>two of them were vibing. She was loving his airplane puns,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, and he kept him yeah yeah, even

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<v Speaker 1>as jokes about being potentially illiterate. All this magic happening.

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<v Speaker 1>But once the plane boarded after that, she's been kind

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<v Speaker 1>of hard to reach, even harder to lock down a

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<v Speaker 1>date with. Hopefully, though, she answers, the phone here and

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<v Speaker 1>we can actually get you another meet up. Logan, how

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<v Speaker 1>you feeling, man, I'm feeling like you guys are gonna

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<v Speaker 1>bring me home like this chick. Now, now keep in mind,

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<v Speaker 1>now this this was not a regular girl. This is

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<v Speaker 1>definitely a hot, hot girl. Okay, I can like a model.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean you mean to say she was beautiful and

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<v Speaker 1>her personality really shine Bengo exactly, say the whole package,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like you go on dating apps and you're

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<v Speaker 1>you kind of see the leftovers or whatever. There. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got you, logan, Just let us do the talking. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we got it. We're gonna dial her number right now.

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<v Speaker 1>We're trying your second day up date. Here we go. Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>is this Ellie? It is yes, Ellie. What's up? You

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<v Speaker 1>get a lot of calls from morning radio shows? Uh? No,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, are you guys really? Are you really

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<v Speaker 1>telling the truth that you're really a radio show morning show? Yes? Yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it is going to be easy. Got some good news

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm reaching out to you specifically because we've been

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<v Speaker 1>talking actually about you all morning long. Yeah, isn't good.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope it's good. Like, why would you be talking

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<v Speaker 1>about me really good? Oh yeah, we have somebody who's

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<v Speaker 1>been gushing about you a little bit on our show

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<v Speaker 1>who like, Okay, first of all, is it like one

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<v Speaker 1>of those shows like the dating show thingy because I

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<v Speaker 1>love those so much. It is oh yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>talking about you're a lot of energy and that's a

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<v Speaker 1>good thing. I think it's you went out with somebody recently,

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<v Speaker 1>you know how these daty thingy segments work, and they

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<v Speaker 1>had a good time. You probably know who I'm referring to.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you guys talking about Mike? Because yeah, Mike, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well that's who. What do you hold on? Uh? Mike

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<v Speaker 1>said some really great stuff about you. Yeah. He mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>you being very pretty. Yes, that's so nice. Yeah. And

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<v Speaker 1>Brook what else did Mike say? Yeah, Mike listening, Yes, Mike, okay. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>He said you had a sparkling personality. Sparkling that's so great. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I sensed the vibes happening even before we

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<v Speaker 1>called you. I just had a sixth or seventh sense

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<v Speaker 1>about this whatever, so many senses that I'm having. Why

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<v Speaker 1>are we being so weird? Well, I'm just let's maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we should pivot here and ask um you, Ellie, what

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<v Speaker 1>did you think about Mike? Like what what stood out

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<v Speaker 1>to you? You know, how like you have like this

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<v Speaker 1>vision of a guy that you want to take home

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<v Speaker 1>to your parents, the guy that you kind of just

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<v Speaker 1>talked to your girlfriends with saut and ell, why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you school of like the guys that I want to

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<v Speaker 1>marry like him? He was amazing. He was funny, so funny,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, wasn't that great he married? He was great? No,

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<v Speaker 1>he was really great, and he was like he was

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<v Speaker 1>tall and he was charming. Yeah, I mean, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to go we don't have to go too much

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<v Speaker 1>about Mike. I mean, we don't, get me wrong, we

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<v Speaker 1>all love Mike. Who doesn't And the fact that he

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<v Speaker 1>is asking about me makes it even like it's made yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I mean he wasn't hitting you up and now

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<v Speaker 1>he is. Yeah. Well, I mean I'm just just based

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<v Speaker 1>on your your sparkling personality and and just talking to

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<v Speaker 1>you a little bit. You sound like you're a really

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<v Speaker 1>fun time and I'm guessing you probably get hit on

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. You know. It sounds so like conceited to

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<v Speaker 1>say yes I do, but yes I do. That's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>It probably happens on the phone. Yeah, with girls like

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<v Speaker 1>that probably happens to like random places, like when you're

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<v Speaker 1>at the dry cleaners or like you know, during a

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<v Speaker 1>delay at the airport. Oh yeah, I'll get this, get this,

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<v Speaker 1>get get get this. Okay. So the other day I'm

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<v Speaker 1>flying out of the airport and like the flight was

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<v Speaker 1>delayed like some stupid like four hours. Oh really, it

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<v Speaker 1>was horrible. And this guy like sitting next to me,

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<v Speaker 1>he's like starts talking to me, and he's making the

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<v Speaker 1>stupidest jokes ever. He was so dumb and that. And

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<v Speaker 1>then he's like, hey, do you want to go to the

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<v Speaker 1>the barn gets some drinks. I'm like, crap, I got

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<v Speaker 1>four hours to kill why not? So you he talked

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<v Speaker 1>and whatever, and I just but you know what, he

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<v Speaker 1>paid for the you know, drinks, which was really nice,

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<v Speaker 1>actually very nice. That guy was pretty funny though, don't

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<v Speaker 1>you think he was kind of funny. I think he

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<v Speaker 1>thought he was funnier than he actually was. But I

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<v Speaker 1>paid for the check and he didn't even chip. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean he was a bad chipper. Okay, Oh yeah, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>Mike actually sounds great. Yeah, wait, like is he on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone right now? Is Mike on the phone? Someone

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<v Speaker 1>is on the phone. Yeah, you guys, I'm really confused.

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<v Speaker 1>What is happening? Yeah, so, um, actually the guy that

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<v Speaker 1>you were referring to from the airport moment, the bad jokes. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that one. Um, so he's actually the one that called

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<v Speaker 1>us to get a second date update with you. No, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Logan is his name. Um, he's on the other line

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<v Speaker 1>listening right now, Logan. Yeah. No, that was a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>That was more than what I expected to hear, that's

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, dude, you guys, No, he's on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>That's yeah. No, I'm here like you can talk correctly

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Actually, high, Um so, I'm not a kipper.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually left cash. I didn't tip on my credit card.

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<v Speaker 1>I left cash because that's the polight thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>And I bought Ellie three drinks, one of them wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>double And I also uh provided fries with extra sauces

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<v Speaker 1>that also cost extra money. Yeah. I know, he's just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to save his own ego here, and I feel

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<v Speaker 1>I think that he should get that opportunity. But look,

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<v Speaker 1>and we don't need a breakdown of the bill at dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it's just funny to me that she was

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<v Speaker 1>laughing so heartily and then mocks me later, but at

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<v Speaker 1>the time when she's getting free drink, I'm the most

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<v Speaker 1>hilarious guy in the world, surprised puns weren't funny. Actually, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, actually they weren't funny, but you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>kept buying me drinks. I said, I said, it's a real,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a real in the neck with these with these airlines,

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<v Speaker 1>that's legit funny. Yeah, we heard that one. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine. We laughed. Nelly has a different sense of humor.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, maybe that doesn't match well most hot girls.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she seems to be more onto Mike's type

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<v Speaker 1>of sense of humor. Can we stop talking about Mike

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<v Speaker 1>for a second, which she's my first second. I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>sorry Logan. No, I honestly thought that maybe I forgot

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<v Speaker 1>Logan's name. His name was Mike when you started talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it, like that's what I was hoping. I just

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<v Speaker 1>to Mike for you and for Logan most of you.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm gathering

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<v Speaker 1>that everybody on this phone call is interested in Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>but nobody's interested in me. Is that? Oh? Bro get

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm team Logan. Get you a Logan, ladies, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of coming over to Mike. Som Mike no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Logan. Logan is Logan is the guy that's on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, and he's the one that we'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>send you out on another date with, and we'll pay

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<v Speaker 1>for that date and we'll throw in a generous tip

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<v Speaker 1>on top of it. Hey, hey, and think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>He really did tip. You thought that he didn't. He

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<v Speaker 1>tried to be funny, which is meaning he put effort forth.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he deserves another shot. I'm with Brook, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, he was nice enough us at the bar.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know what happens when you drink you have

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<v Speaker 1>a rold colored glasses on. I think that's what's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Insult to injury. I guess the silver lining is we've

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<v Speaker 1>learned there is a person out there for everyone, and

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<v Speaker 1>that person for everyone is Mike. We love you, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>call into the show. We want to meet you. Brash

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<v Speaker 1>and burn I got it and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we never asked, But I'm just assuming Ellie

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<v Speaker 1>hooked up with Mike. Oh you think that they hooked up.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, just from the sound of her voice, like

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<v Speaker 1>she was glowing over the phone, like smiling, just at

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<v Speaker 1>the thought of his face and laughing just at the

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<v Speaker 1>thought of his jokes. I was like, I never thought

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<v Speaker 1>from him. I think it was a one night stand.

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<v Speaker 1>Why why would Mike need us? Yeah, didn't Ellie ever

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<v Speaker 1>stop and think about that. But Jeffrey, I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>you it along with it. I thought I was going

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<v Speaker 1>crazy for a second, and like I was like, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we should figure out who this guy is rather than

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<v Speaker 1>just correcting her and being like no, no, no, not him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but the more Logan da And then she added the

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<v Speaker 1>story about Logan. Yeah, I don't think he's ever going

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<v Speaker 1>to listen to this on podcast. I want to turn

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<v Speaker 1>it into a positive. And maybe what we really should

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<v Speaker 1>have done is we should have asked her if she

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<v Speaker 1>wants us to call Mike for her for a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. I know they'd be a little bit weird,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe we accidentally ran into a second date sich.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's backstabbing to Logan, but I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here for it, you know, I mean ironic. If

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<v Speaker 1>Mike's like, gosh, she's just not funny. Yeah, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like it's our duty, though, to reach back out to

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<v Speaker 1>Ellie and say, look, if Mike doesn't call you in

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<v Speaker 1>the next twenty four hours. Have us reach out to

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<v Speaker 1>him for you because she was a listener too and

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<v Speaker 1>we're desperately in need of context. We have loyalty to

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<v Speaker 1>no one except to ourselves. Yeah, so if you have

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<v Speaker 1>loyalty to us too, you can always email us. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>call the person who wasn't calling you back. Get your

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<v Speaker 1>little second date update action Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,