Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Congress officially launched a major round of hearings into the
Speaker 3: events of January sixth, twenty twenty one.
Speaker 4: June teenth for Trump supporters, the day when.
Speaker 3: White people visited the Democracy Store and demanded to speak
Speaker 3: to the manor Jah.
Speaker 4: And by the way, they're still arresting people for this.
Speaker 4: You may not know that, but they are.
Speaker 3: In fact, just today they arrested a guy who's running
Speaker 3: for governor of Michigan because he also stormed the capitol. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And you know, that's definitely going to change the whole
Speaker 3: course of the election because now we know he's going
Speaker 3: to win the Republican nomination.
Speaker 4: I mean, you can't do that.
Speaker 3: And this is this is a new experience for a
Speaker 3: lot of these white people, you know, all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: they're finding out what it's like to be on the
Speaker 3: bad side of the police. And it turns out they
Speaker 3: do not like it one bit.
Speaker 5: The January sixty minutes are being treated differently on a
Speaker 5: whole nother level. They are denied religious services, haircuts, shavy,
Speaker 5: the ability to trim their fingernails. Imagine a group of
Speaker 5: men being held in jail with no idea of when
Speaker 5: they're going to go to court, no ability to bail out,
Speaker 5: no ability to see their family.
Speaker 2: If you're Peter Navarro, they will literally pull you off
Speaker 2: of a plane, shackle you, and throw you in the brig.
Speaker 6: I want help in leg irons, I wasn't allowed to
Speaker 6: call a lawyer, No food, no water, solitary confinement. Illegal
Speaker 6: aliens to al Qaeda terrorists were treated better than I was.
Speaker 7: They actually followed them in the car to the airport
Speaker 7: to make a scene in a handcuff.
Speaker 4: The why would they do that?
Speaker 8: It actually puts an exclamation point on the fact that
Speaker 8: we have a two tier justice system. If you're a Republican,
Speaker 8: you can't even lie to Congress or lie to an
Speaker 8: FBI agent or they're coming after.
Speaker 9: You can't even lie to Congress or the FBI without
Speaker 9: them coming. You realize he's just stating the law, but
Speaker 9: in an angry voice. You can't hit pedestrians and drive away.
Speaker 10: You can't even sell another man's kidney on craigs List.
Speaker 10: And if you're still your neighbor's dog and sell it
Speaker 10: back to them for the money, it's also not allowed
Speaker 10: as that's America.
Speaker 4: That's America.
Speaker 3: It is wild that Louis gomeover here is complaining about
Speaker 3: not being allowed to light to Congress because he's in Congress.
Speaker 4: Why does he want people to lie to him? Why
Speaker 4: would you want that?
Speaker 3: I feel like he must have asked someone for their
Speaker 3: honest opinion at some point and then gutten it.
Speaker 4: Tell me the truth.
Speaker 10: Do I look like someone three D printed Elmer fudd?
Speaker 4: Wait? I changed my mind.
Speaker 1: Lie to me, lie to me.
Speaker 3: But yeah, as you can see, many many Trump supporters
Speaker 3: saying that they be oppressed and they're just learning how
Speaker 3: tough the justice system can be.
Speaker 4: You know, I mean Taylor Green. You hear what she says.
Speaker 3: She's like, can you imagine a group of men who
Speaker 3: can't pay bail and can't see their family? Well, you
Speaker 3: don't have to imagine it. America's already got the largest
Speaker 3: population of them in the world. And then, just so
Speaker 3: we're clear, it's so clear. I'm glad the people who
Speaker 3: storm the Capitol are being held accountable, but I don't
Speaker 3: take delight in the idea of them experiencing the shitty
Speaker 3: side of America's criminal justice system. Yeah, so, Marjorie Taylor Green,
Speaker 3: I hope you keep this exact speech ready for the
Speaker 3: next time Black people in America are complaining about the.
Speaker 4: Exact same thing. You don't even have to change the words.
Speaker 4: You don't even have to change the words.
Speaker 3: It was wild that they've been treated like this for
Speaker 3: like five minutes, and all of a sudden they're like, it's.
Speaker 4: A two tear system.
Speaker 8: The like.
Speaker 3: It's so hard being a Republican in this country because
Speaker 3: I was always waiting for them to go into are
Speaker 3: like a white Negro spiritual and you know, it's just
Speaker 3: like oo goal to the whole foods.
Speaker 4: How guten in tolerance is getting.
Speaker 3: Me anyway, Conservatives are not learning that interactions with law
Speaker 3: enforcement don't always end well, which means they're gonna have
Speaker 3: to have some hard conversations with their children.
Speaker 11: As a Trump supporter in America, you already know that
Speaker 11: cops treat people like us differently.
Speaker 12: We can be profiled and misjudged any time, just trying
Speaker 12: to overthrow a free and fair election.
Speaker 11: That's why it's time for us to have the talk.
Speaker 11: As a Trump supporter, it's important to remember that law
Speaker 11: enforcement is always out to get you.
Speaker 4: You can be targeted solely because of how you.
Speaker 11: Look or what you chant or who you're assaulting with
Speaker 11: a flagpole.
Speaker 12: How many young and middle aged men have already been
Speaker 12: arrested just because they tried to vote for Trump one.
Speaker 4: Too many times and then stormed the capitol.
Speaker 12: And then posted on Facebook for some reason.
Speaker 11: And they'll use anything against you, your skin color, your
Speaker 11: politics evidence.
Speaker 12: If you so much just think about overthrowing the government
Speaker 12: and then actually attempt you. There is nothing anyone can
Speaker 12: do to protect you.
Speaker 11: Well, unless your husband is like on the Supreme Court.
Speaker 12: Sure, so, first rule, always listen politely to the police.
Speaker 12: Don't freak out and call them bullies or fascists until
Speaker 12: after your booked on Tucker Carlson.
Speaker 11: The bad news is that if they do arrest you,
Speaker 11: you can expect the worst kind of abuse. They'll put
Speaker 11: you in handcuffs, take you to the station, and put
Speaker 11: you behind bars and then lock them. These are things
Speaker 11: no criminals should have to suffer. And now they're openly
Speaker 11: throwing around.
Speaker 4: The word trader.
Speaker 12: Yeah, with a hard r.
Speaker 11: You know, every time I see a young man being
Speaker 11: hassled by police for smearing feces on the walls of
Speaker 11: Nancy Pelosi's office, I think that.
Speaker 4: Could be our sun.
Speaker 12: He is a sweet boy, and we're proud of him.
Speaker 12: He is a proud boy.
Speaker 11: So that's the way things are. And hopefully the next
Speaker 11: generation of Conservatives won't have.
Speaker 12: To have this because there won't be elections exactly.
Speaker 3: The January sixth hearings finally came to a close with
Speaker 3: the Committee putting on a two hour primetime show, which
Speaker 3: they hoped would finally convince the nation that President Trump
Speaker 3: was hashtag problematic, and because this was the last episode,
Speaker 3: they did.
Speaker 4: Not hold back.
Speaker 13: The prime time finale for the January sixth committee lived
Speaker 13: up to its billing, the committee presenting what may be
Speaker 13: its most damning evidence to date, highlighting the one hundred
Speaker 13: and eighty seven minutes between President Trump telling his supporters
Speaker 13: to march to the Capitol and when he finally told
Speaker 13: them to go home. Trump spent much of that time
Speaker 13: at the White House watching the violent assault unfold on
Speaker 13: TV and refusing to publicly condemn it or call off
Speaker 13: the mob.
Speaker 3: For hours.
Speaker 12: Trump ignored please by his aides, members of Congress, and
Speaker 12: even his own daughter to call off the violence as
Speaker 12: it unfolded before his eyes.
Speaker 14: The prime time event pended the clearest yet of how
Speaker 14: former President Trump waited until it was clear that his
Speaker 14: supporters would not be able to stop the certification of
Speaker 14: the vote before he made any attempt to call off
Speaker 14: the angry mob.
Speaker 7: As he was gathering his things in the dining room
Speaker 7: to leave, President Trump reflected on the day's events with
Speaker 7: a White House employee. President Trump said nothing to the
Speaker 7: employee about the attack. He said only quote, Mike Pence
Speaker 7: let me down.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: Trump watched everything that happened on January sixth, and his
Speaker 3: biggest problem is that Mike Pence let him down by
Speaker 3: I guess, not being hanged.
Speaker 15: He said he was my ride or die, but when
Speaker 15: I asked him to die, he wouldn't do it.
Speaker 4: What a loser.
Speaker 3: But yeah, the main takeaway from this hearing is not
Speaker 3: only did Trump do nothing through three hours of the
Speaker 3: best TV he watched, but he only finally spoke out
Speaker 3: once it was clear that the coup had failed. And
Speaker 3: everyone knows that move right when you act too late,
Speaker 3: as if you wanted to do it, but you don't.
Speaker 3: It's like that thing you do when you go out
Speaker 3: with your friends. You know, you'd be like, oh, let
Speaker 3: me grab the check. It's like we left the restaurant
Speaker 3: twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 4: Oh ah, well, too bad. Next time I got you, I.
Speaker 3: Got to you.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you want to be really generous, you
Speaker 3: could say the reason Trump didn't do anything on January
Speaker 3: sixth is because maybe he was in shock. All right,
Speaker 3: I mean, we've all tweeted crazy things. But if I
Speaker 3: tweeted I'd kill for a mac reb and then my
Speaker 3: followers burned down McDonald's, I wouldn't know what.
Speaker 4: To do as well.
Speaker 3: But it turns out that even on January seventh, Trump
Speaker 3: still had to be forced kicking and screaming into condemning
Speaker 3: the megamob and conceding the election. And the only reason
Speaker 3: we know this is because the committee released the outtakes
Speaker 3: of his speech, and they are hilarious.
Speaker 16: I would like to begin by addressing the heinous attack yesterday,
Speaker 16: and to those who who broke the law, you will pay.
Speaker 16: You do not represent our movement, you do not represent
Speaker 16: our country. And if you broke the law, you can't
Speaker 16: say that. I'm not going to I already said you
Speaker 16: will pay. The demonstrators who infiltrated the capital have defied
Speaker 16: the seat of dust. It's defiled, right, see, I can't
Speaker 16: see it very well.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll do this.
Speaker 3: I'm going to do this.
Speaker 16: Let's go it. But this election is now over. Congress
Speaker 16: has certified the results. I don't want to say the
Speaker 16: elections over. I just want to say Congress has certified
Speaker 16: the results without saying the election is over.
Speaker 4: Okay, but Congress is.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I didn't say over. So let's let me see.
Speaker 16: Don't go to the paragraph before, okay. I would like
Speaker 16: to begin by addressing the heinous attack yesterday. Yesterday's a
Speaker 16: hard word for me. Yes, good, take the word yesterday,
Speaker 16: because it doesn't work with his attack in our country.
Speaker 16: Say in our country.
Speaker 4: I want to say that.
Speaker 16: My only goal was to insure the integrity of the vote.
Speaker 16: My only goal was to ensure the integrity of the vote.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie. I'm torn on this. I'm torn
Speaker 3: because yes, yes, him refusing to say the election is over,
Speaker 3: that's damning as hell, all right, But the rest of
Speaker 3: the stuff, I mean, it just seems like someone who's
Speaker 3: struggling to read.
Speaker 4: You know, no, I get it. I get it can
Speaker 4: happen to you.
Speaker 3: You don't get happen and sometimes you try to work
Speaker 3: with the camera and you I understand.
Speaker 4: That, I understand, But what I will say.
Speaker 3: Is really funny is how he says he can't say
Speaker 3: yesterday but says yesterday.
Speaker 15: He's like, yesterday, I can't say yesterday. Yes yesterday's earlier.
Speaker 15: Nobody can say yesterday. What is that worse trash? Yes, media,
Speaker 15: you see, you can't say yesterday. You can't say you
Speaker 15: can't say it.
Speaker 4: Was that thing. By the way, that was funny. I've
Speaker 4: never seen him do that. It's like a sassy Trump.
Speaker 3: But really the parts of the clip where Trump refuses
Speaker 3: to say the election is over, that is bad, right,
Speaker 3: and very optimistic, because say what you want about the man,
Speaker 3: he does not give up. He was a football coach,
Speaker 3: he'd be in the locker room like, okay, team we
Speaker 3: lost by thirty points and the other team is already
Speaker 3: gone home, which means the end zone is completely unguarded.
Speaker 4: Time to run the board.
Speaker 10: Fellas, get in there like yesterday.
Speaker 15: I shay, yeah, I share, yeah, I said your word.
Speaker 3: Now, the committee didn't just expose the president for throwing
Speaker 3: a Trump Trump tramp Trump Trump tump traum.
Speaker 4: Now, that's hard. Can we change the guys? That's hard?
Speaker 4: That's hard Trump trip. They also took a moment to.
Speaker 3: Reveal that a lot of the bravado that we've seen
Speaker 3: from far right Republican lawmakers wasn't actually how they felt
Speaker 3: while the patriots were ransacking the capitol, And one person
Speaker 3: who really got dragged was Missouri senator and pro storming
Speaker 3: the capitol Republican Josh Horley.
Speaker 2: The Committee highlighting Missouri Senator Josh Howley's actions on January sixth.
Speaker 4: As he entered the Capitol.
Speaker 17: As you can see in this photo, he raised his
Speaker 17: fist and solidarity with the protesters. Later that day, Senator
Speaker 17: Holly fled after those protesters he helped to rile up
Speaker 17: storm the Capitol.
Speaker 12: See for yourself the committee room erupting in laughter watching
Speaker 12: Holly run.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sorry, but the January sixth Committee should be
Speaker 3: ashamed of itself.
Speaker 4: They had no reason to show this.
Speaker 10: They just wanted to embarrass the sentence of the United States.
Speaker 4: Wanted to embarrass the man. Huh, why just because he
Speaker 4: ran away like a little bitch.
Speaker 1: I mean, what did he do?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he raised his fist and he egged the crowd on.
Speaker 4: But is that a reason to show him.
Speaker 3: Pissing his pants on national television?
Speaker 17: Huh?
Speaker 4: Isn't a crime to be crying and.
Speaker 10: Running away from the mub that you riled up. Oh,
Speaker 10: he's such a bitch ass. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 10: That bitch ass thought the mob was gonna kill him.
Speaker 4: Is that funny to you? This grown man running on
Speaker 4: his little gazelle legs they're doing to die? You think
Speaker 4: that's funny? Grow up?
Speaker 3: So sadly, that's it for season one of the January
Speaker 3: six hearings. But good news, good news, it's already been
Speaker 3: renewed for season two that drops in September. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: like any good series, they're leaving us with some major cliffhangers.
Speaker 3: Will they find the Secret Service deleted text messages?
Speaker 4: Will Liz Cheney and Adam.
Speaker 3: Kinsinger finally realized the love they've been looking for.
Speaker 4: Has been writing in front of them this whole time?
Speaker 3: Will we find out that Steve Bannon was the source
Speaker 3: of monkey pocks Ooo?
Speaker 2: Last weekend, the Trump Freedom Tour comprised of Don, his son,
Speaker 2: and a caravan of folks looking for book deals competitive Mississippi,
Speaker 2: and I was curious who was shelling out the nine
Speaker 2: to four thousand dollars for a ticket to see the show.
Speaker 2: Much of the country was watching the revelations coming out
Speaker 2: of the January sixth hearings, and surely these politically engaged
Speaker 2: folks were also tuned in and you guys been watching
Speaker 2: the January sixth hearings? Um, No, have you watched any
Speaker 2: of the January six hearings? Not really? I had a
Speaker 2: bar up and change in phones. But good what I
Speaker 2: change funds? Are you watching them? No? No? Why not?
Speaker 1: Well a time?
Speaker 2: You don't have time to watch a two hour hearing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: How long are you here today until five until five?
Speaker 2: Which is you got here at I got here at
Speaker 2: seven seven, which makes it for ten hours? Right, but
Speaker 2: the two hour hearing? Who's got time for that? Ship?
Speaker 2: Most were paying no attention, and yet there were some
Speaker 2: pain even less attention. What about what happened on January sixth?
Speaker 2: What do you think what happened there? I don't really
Speaker 2: know about January sixth. January sixthy the election day? No
Speaker 2: election day was back in November, do you I don't
Speaker 2: even know what do you know about January sixth?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: So when I say January sixth, that means just nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's just a day to you. Yeah, did you hear
Speaker 2: about the the interaction attempt at the Capitol. No, No,
Speaker 2: for almost everyone here, insurrectioning was a non issue. It
Speaker 2: was the hearings themselves that were the problem.
Speaker 1: I think it's an abomination.
Speaker 10: It's just mcarthy zoom.
Speaker 2: It's a witch trial, to which hu it is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a mob of people coming together with pitchforks, yeah, saying
Speaker 2: and we can't have that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with a with an agenda. Here's the narrative we're pushing.
Speaker 17: And that's all we're pushing is our narrative.
Speaker 2: A mob of people with an agenda, pushing an agenda
Speaker 2: that can't stand in America. No, we should have an
Speaker 2: investigation about a mob of people. That's something everybody would watch.
Speaker 1: That absolutely.
Speaker 18: Oh, Nancy Pelosi, she start is very responsible for what
Speaker 18: went on. Then she planned it.
Speaker 2: She planned what happened, I believe. So why did she
Speaker 2: plan to get attacked by a mob of Trump supporters.
Speaker 18: Because she wanted to be able to blame it. I'm
Speaker 18: the Trump supporters and have something bad.
Speaker 2: To say about them. Shouldn't we investigate that? Yes, she
Speaker 2: must be watching the January sixth committee. No, so what
Speaker 2: was it people were watching?
Speaker 18: Two thousand mules came out and you showed a lot
Speaker 18: of stuff.
Speaker 16: You've got two thousand mules, and then this movie on
Speaker 16: two thousand mules.
Speaker 2: Two thousand mules, Yes, two thousand mules is a documentary
Speaker 2: by Denesh D'suza claiming massive fraud based on some cell
Speaker 2: phone data and surveillance footage that's been lauded by Trump,
Speaker 2: laughed at by Bill Barr, discredited by fact checkers, and
Speaker 2: banned from even right wing media because of its unfounded claims.
Speaker 16: You know what, if you turn on Fox News, I
Speaker 16: have never mentioned that movie once.
Speaker 2: Somebody's pulling the strings? Who do you think it is?
Speaker 2: U It may be Obama? You think Obama's pulling the string?
Speaker 2: Source you think it's possible that Fox News doesn't mention
Speaker 2: two thousand mules. Your theory there's a giant conspiracy up
Speaker 2: on top of which they don't do it. Or the
Speaker 2: second theory is that movie's not credible. I know the
Speaker 2: movie's credible. Maybe sharing some of the committee's findings would
Speaker 2: break through this MAGA bubble. Rudy Giuliani was drunk the
Speaker 2: night of the election, and it was partially his idea
Speaker 2: to deny the election results.
Speaker 1: But I haven't seen that. You're the first source I've gotten.
Speaker 2: You haven't heard that at all that Rudy was drunk
Speaker 2: that night.
Speaker 1: It's an election at night. I wouldn't be surprised if
Speaker 1: anybody was.
Speaker 2: So you trust a drunk Rudy Julian.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I trust a drunk Rudy Juliani.
Speaker 2: The question is, have you trusted yourself for other individuals
Speaker 2: that you were with under the influence of alcohol. I
Speaker 2: totally have. Then what's the difference I am not the
Speaker 2: commander in chief in charge of the United States, doesn't matter. Well,
Speaker 2: I think that's a I think that's an important detail.
Speaker 2: If no one was willing to turn on the hearing,
Speaker 2: I decided to bring the hearing to them. I first
Speaker 2: shared testimony from Trump's own acting attorney general dismissing Trump's
Speaker 2: claims a voter fraud.
Speaker 10: I told him that the stuff that his people were
Speaker 10: shuttling out to the public were was bullshited.
Speaker 2: Like I see it. You just can't be up three
Speaker 2: hundred thousand votes and then lose. But that's Trump's attorney general.
Speaker 2: Does that sway you at all? He's turned on it,
Speaker 2: He's been paid by somebody. He shut his mouth, and
Speaker 2: everybody knows like fraud. No, no, he's saying the opposite.
Speaker 2: He's saying that in the opposite. Yeah, he's saying there
Speaker 2: wasn't fraud. That that's bullshit and to make you kind
Speaker 2: of change your perspective and your assumptions. It does. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you're not going to go in there right now,
Speaker 2: you are going in there right now to see Donald
Speaker 2: Trump speaks. Yes, okay, cool, well, good productive chat. What's
Speaker 2: your response there?
Speaker 3: I think it's true.
Speaker 2: You think Bill Barr is right because he's talking about
Speaker 2: the fact that the election was stolen. It's bullshit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: for sure. So he says it wasn't stolen.
Speaker 11: Oh no, no, no, you.
Speaker 2: Don't believe that. So who do you trust? Like Trump,
Speaker 2: Trump's family? I trust, I trust Trump. I trust Avanka, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I do. I think she's very smart and very intelligent.
Speaker 2: Let me show you this is what she said.
Speaker 4: How did that affect your perspective about the election?
Speaker 8: When Turn General Barr made that statement.
Speaker 5: It affected my perspective. I respect Attorney General Barr, so.
Speaker 18: I accepted what he said was saying, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, that's not anyway.
Speaker 2: You don't believe she act he said that? Did she
Speaker 2: say it?
Speaker 4: On Twitter?
Speaker 1: It almost don't even look like her.
Speaker 2: You don't think that it could.
Speaker 3: Not be here.
Speaker 8: It might be one of those would they get cloned
Speaker 8: out there these days?
Speaker 2: You think that you think that was a clone. It
Speaker 2: might be an Avanka clone. I take my friend. It's
Speaker 2: almost like you're confronted with it and your brain just
Speaker 2: does some results to figure out there must be some other,
Speaker 2: some other reasons that she looks. She does look scared,
Speaker 2: almost like she's she's been caught. What do you think,
Speaker 2: I haven't confused? Otait? Lebanka, his daughter says she accepts
Speaker 2: what the Attorney general said, which is that the election
Speaker 2: wasn't stolen, that Trump lost.
Speaker 3: Is it a lie?
Speaker 2: I mean, if you listen to these people, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a big lie. And I'm fearful you're gonna go inside
Speaker 2: there and he's gonna keep telling you that lie. I'm sure, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think you're ready to cut this off. Being confronted
Speaker 2: with uncomfortable information isn't easy to swallow. But this crowd
Speaker 2: chooses to live by the immortal words of the barred
Speaker 2: Rudy Giuliani, who said, We've got lots of theories, we
Speaker 2: just don't have the evidence, Especially when it comes to
Speaker 2: Donald Trump.
Speaker 18: I believe him in the military run in the country,
Speaker 18: and that idiot is up. There's a puppet and Obama's
Speaker 18: in the basement telling him what to do.
Speaker 2: That sounds so crazy. It's probably not true.
Speaker 18: You probably don't even want ask me what I think
Speaker 18: about nine to eleven.
Speaker 2: So god, you guys theories for miles.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I read a lot of stuff I know.
Speaker 18: Probably not all of it is true, but enough it
Speaker 18: is true to know that we need change in this country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit of shit in the pool doesn't
Speaker 2: mean you can't swim it right.
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