1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:02,920 Speaker 1: You know, it's hard to find something unique for somebody nowadays. 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,040 Speaker 1: Last year, my wife gave me a star as a 3 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: Christmas gift. I thought that was so sweet and so thoughtful. 4 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:09,720 Speaker 2: You know. 5 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:12,080 Speaker 1: It came with a certificate, kid a chart to show 6 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,080 Speaker 1: you where it was in the sky. 7 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 3: They named it after me. It was really great. 8 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 1: And then it dawned to me that most of the 9 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 1: stars that we see in the sky don't exist anymore. 10 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 1: They burnt out years ago, and we're seeing the light 11 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 1: coming from white years away at us. So basically, last 12 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 1: year my wife got me nothing. She may as well 13 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: have gotten me a gift card from Blockbuster Video. I mean, 14 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:41,160 Speaker 1: you know, Amazon said that if I like a star, 15 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 1: well I might also like an echo from the Grand Canyon. 16 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 4: Our creative director Jim Mudd, who joined the show. Actually 17 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 4: I was going to say earlier this year, but actually 18 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 4: it was in November of last year. We found out 19 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 4: in September that we would be guest hosting for the 20 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 4: Rush Limbaugh Show, but we were asked not to announce 21 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:06,200 Speaker 4: that yet, but we began preparing for the It was 22 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 4: about ten days at Christmas, and so I brought Jim 23 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 4: Mudd on to help us staff up, and it was 24 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 4: kind of a trial run to see if he was 25 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,240 Speaker 4: going to be able to keep up, because we produce 26 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:20,679 Speaker 4: a lot and well, i'll leave it at that, not 27 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 4: everyone could keep up, and it turned out he was 28 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 4: such a great addition to the show that he developed 29 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:30,479 Speaker 4: into being our creative director and it's been a big 30 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 4: boon to our show and a lot of times, a 31 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 4: lot of segments we do, he will pull together a 32 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,880 Speaker 4: news story and maybe some audio and audio clip to 33 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,399 Speaker 4: go with that, or he might write a parody. Chance 34 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 4: McClain makes a lot of our funny songs, but Jim 35 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 4: has also started writing more and more of our parodies. 36 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 4: And whether it's a song that's chosen to go with 37 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 4: a segment or soundclip or parody, he will write a 38 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 4: little background for us as to why he wrote that, 39 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 4: And the background is not meant to be shared on air. 40 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 4: It's not part of the segment. It's just for us 41 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 4: to know why he considered that newsworthy. And a lot 42 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 4: of times I will take what he has written and 43 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,359 Speaker 4: I will work. 44 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 5: That into my own narrative. 45 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:16,079 Speaker 4: I'll call it my truth. Ramon my truth. Let gonna 46 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 4: start using liberal language. I will speak my truth. I 47 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 4: will find my voice anyway. I'll take what he's written 48 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,919 Speaker 4: about something and I'll say, well, that's not accurate, that's 49 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:29,840 Speaker 4: not my perspective. But here, let me make it my perspective. 50 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 4: And he will have been. 51 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:31,919 Speaker 5: The conversation starter. 52 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,960 Speaker 4: But he wrote a little background for us, and I 53 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,119 Speaker 4: liked it so much that I asked him to record 54 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 4: what he had written for y'all to hear from Jim 55 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:48,519 Speaker 4: at Christmas in his own voice, really, ramon, that's what 56 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 4: you seriously. 57 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 6: As I get older, I find myself reflecting on the 58 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 6: Christmases of my childhood. I look back and I long 59 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 6: for those days. I remember that my parents will let 60 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,639 Speaker 6: us open one gift, and that was before we went 61 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:05,520 Speaker 6: to my grandma's house. It was always the Christmas outfit 62 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,239 Speaker 6: and new shoes that we would wear to Grandma's and 63 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 6: then later to church, and we would always get excited, 64 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,640 Speaker 6: and not because we were happy to get some nice clothes. No, 65 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 6: it was because we knew it was time to get 66 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 6: ready and go to Grandmas soon. Christmas at Grandma's was 67 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,400 Speaker 6: the best. Everyone was there, all my aunts, uncles and cousins, 68 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 6: and they would be dressed up too, and they were 69 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 6: happy to see you. Now, my grandma only lived three 70 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 6: blocks away from us, and I used to walk down 71 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,080 Speaker 6: there all the time, But on Christmas she may as 72 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 6: well have been across the country because that drive took forever. Now, 73 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 6: Dad would pull up and let Mom out in front 74 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 6: of the house, and I would ride with them to 75 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,040 Speaker 6: find a spot to park the car. Now, we had 76 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 6: a big family, so there were a lot of people 77 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 6: there and you had to find a spot down the 78 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 6: street to park. I know now that this was more 79 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 6: than just my dad making me feel like I've grown up, 80 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 6: because you know, he needed help with the presents. Now, 81 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 6: it really was him showing me that my mom was 82 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 6: worth letting out at the door. He didn't want her 83 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,200 Speaker 6: to walk all the way down the street and her 84 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 6: good shoes and they were probably new too, and you 85 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 6: know how new shoes can be. We would get the 86 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,200 Speaker 6: gifts that we brought for the gift exchange and head 87 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 6: to the house. Now, when we walked through that back door, 88 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 6: everyone agrees with a hug and a Merry Christmas. My 89 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 6: grandma would have the biggest smile on her face, probably 90 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 6: because I was her favorite. It's a fact. Everyone knew it. 91 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 6: Everyone knew that I was the favorite, but a little 92 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,960 Speaker 6: bit because it was Christmas. She would give you a 93 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 6: big hug and tell you to go put your coat 94 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 6: in Grandpa's room. Now, Grandma and Grandpa slept in separate 95 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 6: rooms at this point, and if you asked them why 96 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 6: they slept in separate rooms, they would both say that 97 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 6: the other one snored too loud and they couldn't sleep. 98 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 6: Besides the warm welcome, the smell of Grandma's house was amazing. 99 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 6: The smell of food and baked goods, cookies, pies, I 100 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 6: mean it filled the air. My grandma, and I'm sure 101 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:46,159 Speaker 6: like yours was a great cook. Sinatra, Jerry Mathis, Nat 102 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 6: King Cole, Elvis was surely playing on the stereo at 103 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,280 Speaker 6: a volume just loud enough to be heard under the 104 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 6: conversation happening throughout the house. Now, as a kid, you're 105 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 6: excited about getting presents. Now that I'm all grown up, 106 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 6: I really can't remember anything that ever got a Grandma's Honestly, 107 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:05,120 Speaker 6: not one thing. Turns out it wasn't as important as 108 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 6: I thought at the time. Now, I do remember one 109 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:10,360 Speaker 6: gift that my grandpa got my grandma. He was so 110 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 6: excited to give it to her. He wrapped it all 111 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,520 Speaker 6: by himself, and he waited to the very end of 112 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 6: the gift exchange for her to open it. She was 113 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 6: all smiles opening that box. But let me give you 114 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 6: some background on my grandpa. He was not the romantic type, 115 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 6: not at all. 116 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:24,760 Speaker 5: Now. 117 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:27,040 Speaker 6: He loved my grandma, he had or her. He worshiped 118 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 6: the ground she walked on. But he was not the 119 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 6: romantic type, and he wasn't going to get her jewelry 120 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,279 Speaker 6: or anything like that. He was practical. He had grown 121 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,520 Speaker 6: up on a farm during the Depression and fought the Nazis. 122 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,479 Speaker 6: He worked at the gas company for forty years and 123 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 6: fished every weekend. He was very much a function overformed 124 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 6: kind of fellow. So when she opened her present to 125 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:48,559 Speaker 6: find a shiny, brand new fire extinguisher for the house, 126 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,880 Speaker 6: she shouldn't have been as surprised as she was. He 127 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 6: was beaming and she was seething. You see, Grandpa thought 128 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 6: that that extinguisher was a sign of just how much 129 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 6: he loved her. He wanted her to be safe if 130 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 6: in a fire broke out, and he took that fire 131 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 6: extinguisher and he mounted it on the wall right outside 132 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,719 Speaker 6: her bedroom door. Now, that fire extinguisher outlasted Grandma and 133 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:09,720 Speaker 6: was still hanging on the wall when Grandpa sold the 134 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,719 Speaker 6: house fifteen years later. It was a lasting monument of 135 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,320 Speaker 6: his love to her. I can never go back and 136 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 6: relive those moments. Those are gone forever. But I still 137 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 6: carry with me the greatest gift that I've ever received 138 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,800 Speaker 6: at Grandma's house, the love that was in that house. 139 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 6: That love is what I bring with me as I 140 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,080 Speaker 6: make the rounds this Christmas. The love from Grandma's house 141 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,760 Speaker 6: is the love that my kids will carry with them 142 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,480 Speaker 6: as they get older and have families with their own. 143 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 6: That love has endured longer than any material gift ever 144 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 6: could longer, even than that fire extinguisher. 145 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 7: I don't have a monkey pox, can't bend over to them, 146 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,000 Speaker 7: wear my socks. 147 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 8: I think Michael Berry. 148 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 6: Rock, Michael Very's show. 149 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 2: Oh Holy Night, the stars are rightly shine. It is 150 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 2: the knight of hardy SATs burn. 151 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,840 Speaker 3: Longly, the world. 152 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:30,880 Speaker 2: Insane and replied. 153 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:39,200 Speaker 3: Till he honey and soul felt its well. 154 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,400 Speaker 6: A thrill love. 155 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:55,120 Speaker 2: Lowy reworld rejoice, says before yonder. 156 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,080 Speaker 9: A new one, long. 157 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 5: Small on. 158 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 8: On the first day of Kuans my children's asd it 159 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:12,480 Speaker 8: me Mama, what is Kwanza for anyway? On the second 160 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:16,680 Speaker 8: day of kwans to some lady boyther me, I curse 161 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,480 Speaker 8: her out, and I say, no, I don't want no 162 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,560 Speaker 8: old of meal pictures and quick colin over here. 163 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:22,480 Speaker 6: On that third day of. 164 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:26,160 Speaker 8: Kwans I went out to the stove. I need beer 165 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:29,200 Speaker 8: and cigarettes, but they was closed, so I smashed out 166 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 8: the windows, did a drive by and cursed mall hour. 167 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:33,680 Speaker 6: On the fourth day of. 168 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:38,040 Speaker 8: Kuan so I turned on the TV Young and the Restless, 169 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:41,360 Speaker 8: all of my children's one day, two lives, and then 170 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:46,000 Speaker 8: oh broh. At four old clock on the fifth day 171 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 8: of Kuan's my check came. 172 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:51,520 Speaker 10: In the mail a FBC. 173 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,959 Speaker 8: Thank you Lord. I said, come on, kids, let's go 174 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 8: to the stove for some colored greensham hocks and some cheese. 175 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,840 Speaker 8: On the sixth day of Quantz, the police rang the bell. 176 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,000 Speaker 8: They served a warrant. 177 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:13,320 Speaker 3: I nearly passed it out, but it was okay. 178 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 8: Someone money had said I stole her wigs, but I 179 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:20,719 Speaker 8: told them all I would give them back anyway. On 180 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:24,560 Speaker 8: their self day off Kwanza, I voted myself a drink, 181 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:30,600 Speaker 8: A drank, sarted ounces God really full, then lost my mind. 182 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:36,480 Speaker 8: I drove down the street, cursing out everyone I saw. 183 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:40,839 Speaker 8: Then I bashed the katak upside of Dirk Queen. On 184 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,280 Speaker 8: the eighth day of Kwanza, I bought a TV guy. 185 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 8: Not much had happened. I was hungover from a bad 186 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:54,280 Speaker 8: headache from schlitzmot liquor. I try to. 187 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:58,199 Speaker 6: Stay home and be quiet, take my nerve pills. You 188 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,319 Speaker 6: can just feel quantsa. 189 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:00,800 Speaker 3: In the air. 190 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:05,240 Speaker 8: On the ninth day of kuans that I painted all 191 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:09,400 Speaker 8: my nails two shades of perf for one shade of turquoise. 192 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,280 Speaker 8: Stoat on some glitter. Did I'm up real nice? 193 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:18,120 Speaker 6: I had looked bit good. Then I drove on down two. 194 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:21,600 Speaker 8: Pop Eyes, bought me some chicken, and I stayed at 195 00:10:21,679 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 8: home and looked at TV. On the tails day of quans, 196 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:31,080 Speaker 8: the shoplifting was the thing. Ten now or Lady's nine 197 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:35,320 Speaker 8: little candles, eight canser tuna fish, seven little nicknackt, six 198 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:41,000 Speaker 8: pack of Budweiser, five lee press on nails, four pieces 199 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:44,680 Speaker 8: of gum, three large fries. Two days back in jail, 200 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:49,640 Speaker 8: it was Kwan's, Uh, what the hell? On the eleventh 201 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,480 Speaker 8: day of Kuans, I got out on me parole. 202 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 6: I rolled a big Joink went down to the. 203 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,080 Speaker 3: Church and talked all out my head. 204 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,000 Speaker 6: God happen, shouted. 205 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,959 Speaker 8: Passed out on holiday call nine one one, and the 206 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:07,600 Speaker 8: Lord set me free, gave my test a money, steps 207 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,480 Speaker 8: on home, didn't even remember where I stayed, and I 208 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 8: woke up real hungry and confused. 209 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:15,400 Speaker 2: Lloyd. 210 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 8: On the twelfth day of Quins, my children's gathered around me, 211 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:28,640 Speaker 8: Lincoln and Alvera, Ruganlo Lemangelo and around Gelo ten Acton 212 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:32,480 Speaker 8: and Tim, Tasia, Kim Martina and Filopia, Shadda and Shamika, 213 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:40,720 Speaker 8: von Keisha and Simonella Chlamedia, Champagne, d my Torria, Saska, 214 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:45,440 Speaker 8: Tune Cheito and school Keisha. And it had really started 215 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:47,199 Speaker 8: to feel more like it. 216 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,720 Speaker 11: It was getting near. 217 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:56,960 Speaker 4: Quin I do love me some Shirley ce lickor romote. 218 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,360 Speaker 4: Every time you hear the twelve Days of Quanzo, what 219 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:06,079 Speaker 4: immediately comes to mind? The twelve Days of Christmas. No, 220 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:11,240 Speaker 4: you're lying, then tell me what it's about. Tell me 221 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,640 Speaker 4: what it's about. Then I'm gonna look it up real quick. 222 00:12:13,679 --> 00:12:15,679 Speaker 4: While I'm looking it up, tell me the gist of 223 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:20,960 Speaker 4: the movie. It's like groundhog Day for some girl reliving 224 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:25,360 Speaker 4: the same date over and over on Christmas Eve. Okay, 225 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:28,720 Speaker 4: let me see what this says. A story that follows Kate, 226 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,240 Speaker 4: a young woman who, after a horrible blind date on 227 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:39,319 Speaker 4: Christmas Eve, wakes up to find she is reliving that 228 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:45,480 Speaker 4: same day and date all over again. Okay, I'm sorry 229 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:46,240 Speaker 4: I ever doubted you. 230 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:47,280 Speaker 5: Well. 231 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:51,040 Speaker 4: It always makes me think of Chance McLean's Twelve Days 232 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,040 Speaker 4: of Christmas Joe Biden version. 233 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,040 Speaker 11: On the first day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to 234 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:04,160 Speaker 11: me my son Hunters cray on masterpiece. On the second 235 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:07,680 Speaker 11: day of Chris, Miss Joe Biden gave to me two 236 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:11,640 Speaker 11: weeks of shutdowns and his son Hunters gray on masterpiece. 237 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,520 Speaker 11: On the third day of Chris, Miss Joe Biden gave 238 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:19,640 Speaker 11: to me boone doggle, two more weeks of shutdowns, and 239 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,320 Speaker 11: his son Hunters pray on masterpiece. 240 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,400 Speaker 12: On the fourth day of Chris, Miss. 241 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:29,760 Speaker 10: Joe Biden gave to me four trillion dollar boon doggle, 242 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:33,120 Speaker 10: two more weeks of shutdowns, and his son's useless pray 243 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:38,200 Speaker 10: on masterpiece. On the fifth day of Chris, Miss Joe Biden. 244 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 2: Gave to me five come on Man, four. 245 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,520 Speaker 10: Trillion dollar boon doggle, two months of shutdowns and his 246 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,960 Speaker 10: son Hunters Gray on Masterpiece. 247 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,040 Speaker 12: On the sixth day of Chris, Miss. 248 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:57,720 Speaker 10: Joe Biden gave to me six Kamala cackles, five come 249 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:03,560 Speaker 10: on Man, four trillion dollar boon dogle, two more months 250 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:08,040 Speaker 10: of shutdowns, and his son Hunters Gray on Masterpiece. On 251 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,000 Speaker 10: the seventh day of Chris, Miss Joe Biden gave to 252 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,800 Speaker 10: me seventh wawell, six Kamala. 253 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:19,040 Speaker 3: Cackles, five come on Man, four. 254 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,840 Speaker 10: Trillion dollar boon, doggle, two more months of shutdowns, and 255 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,520 Speaker 10: his son Hunters Gray on Masterpiece. 256 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,480 Speaker 3: On the eighth day of Chris, Miss. 257 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:32,240 Speaker 10: Joe Biden gave to me eight feds of faking, seven 258 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:37,720 Speaker 10: s wallwell, six Kamala cackles, five come on man, come 259 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:42,600 Speaker 10: four trillion dollar boon doggle, two more months of shutdowns, 260 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,320 Speaker 10: and his son Stupid Gray on Masterpiece. 261 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,600 Speaker 13: On the ninth day of Chris, Miss Joe. 262 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:52,480 Speaker 10: Biden gave to me nine sake circle backs, eight feds 263 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:53,400 Speaker 10: of faking. 264 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:58,080 Speaker 14: Seven s wawell, six Kamala cackles, cb to come on man, 265 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:03,800 Speaker 14: come f trillion dollar boon doggle, two more months of shutdowns, 266 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 14: and his son Hunters Gray on Masterpiece. 267 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,400 Speaker 10: On the tenth day of Chris, Miss Joe Biden gave 268 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:14,680 Speaker 10: to me ten percent inflation, nine Psaki circle backs, eight 269 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:19,000 Speaker 10: feds of baking, seven Swahwell six, Kamala catles. 270 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:22,720 Speaker 3: Five, Come on Man, four. 271 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,560 Speaker 10: Trillion dollar boon Doggle, two more months of shutdowns, and 272 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,160 Speaker 10: his son Hunters Gray on Masterpiece. 273 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:33,040 Speaker 15: On the eleventh day of Chris, Miss Joe Biden gave 274 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:37,760 Speaker 15: to me eleven dirty doctors, ten percent inflation, nine Saki 275 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:41,960 Speaker 15: circle backs, eight feds of baking, sevens Wahwell six, Kamala 276 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,800 Speaker 15: cackles five, Come on Man. 277 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:50,440 Speaker 10: Four trillion dollar boon Dogle, two more months of shutdowns, 278 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:54,920 Speaker 10: and his son Hunters Gray on Masterpiece. On the twelfth 279 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:58,560 Speaker 10: day of Chris, Miss Joe Biden gave to me twelve 280 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:02,600 Speaker 10: months of failure, eleven dirty doctors, ten percent inflation, nine 281 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:07,880 Speaker 10: to sack circle backs, eight fence of faking, seven swallow sis, Kamala. 282 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:14,040 Speaker 16: Cattles five, Come on Man, four trillion dollar boondog a, 283 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 16: two years of shutdowns, and his son Hunters Gray on 284 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,360 Speaker 16: master Peace. 285 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:30,640 Speaker 17: Come on, you said, you said, I'm seriously with his 286 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:35,160 Speaker 17: finger on the pulse. The King of Team continues on 287 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,360 Speaker 17: The Michael Berry Show. 288 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,760 Speaker 3: Oh there's no place like Oh. 289 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:58,880 Speaker 4: The yeared in songs and silliness started off with a bang, 290 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,000 Speaker 4: or rather a rip. 291 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,880 Speaker 5: Some of you will remember. I mean, I didn't talk 292 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,560 Speaker 5: much about it. 293 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,240 Speaker 4: But a few of you who were close to me 294 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:14,600 Speaker 4: may have heard a very audible rip. The rich the rip, 295 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:19,840 Speaker 4: not the rich. The rip I'm talking about that I 296 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:24,520 Speaker 4: am painfully aware of, Ramon, was the sound of my 297 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,560 Speaker 4: calf muscle ripping away from the bone in the tragic 298 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:34,760 Speaker 4: injury in the very dangerous game of pickleball. You can 299 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:39,160 Speaker 4: imagine my surprise when the very day after this tragic event. 300 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 4: By the way, I've won the match, so you can 301 00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:45,199 Speaker 4: tell Ray Sinkowitz and Ike clay Pool and Clay Conley 302 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,639 Speaker 4: not only did they get their asses whip, but they 303 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,960 Speaker 4: got their asses whipped by a guy with a ripped 304 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:50,960 Speaker 4: taff that. 305 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Speaker 5: Had come off the bone. 306 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:58,200 Speaker 4: The next day, I came into the studio after having 307 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:03,640 Speaker 4: having informed my dear friend Chance McClain, while I'm being 308 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,760 Speaker 4: treated for the KLF bustle that has ripped off the bone. 309 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,720 Speaker 5: I'm literally at the. 310 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:15,560 Speaker 4: Hospital clinic and I come in and without me knowing, 311 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 4: Ramon starts the show because they were in cahoots to 312 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:23,080 Speaker 4: this hateful little diddy. I deserve better than this. I 313 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,440 Speaker 4: did rebound, by the way, like a champ. I played 314 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,679 Speaker 4: hurt like a man. I still wins. 315 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,639 Speaker 5: Not gonna lie to you. I still wins when I 316 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,119 Speaker 5: think about it. 317 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,240 Speaker 4: But they asked that this be in the year in 318 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:39,880 Speaker 4: review of Chance McClain comedy songs, and being the bigger man, 319 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,919 Speaker 4: I'm going to allow it. Based on the Beg's hit 320 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:47,840 Speaker 4: song of nineteen seventy six, Tragedy, Here's calf tragedy. 321 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,119 Speaker 5: All right, enough of that nonsense. 322 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,119 Speaker 4: Next up, we moved from the disco of the seventies 323 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,359 Speaker 4: into a parody of a song that belongs on. 324 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,320 Speaker 5: The mount Rushmore of eighties pop. 325 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,840 Speaker 4: You got beat it, Come on, Eileen, take on Me, 326 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:46,000 Speaker 4: and this one from the Breakfast Club Don't You Forget 327 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,879 Speaker 4: About Me? From Simple Minds. I like it because it 328 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,920 Speaker 4: was a particular song from a particular movie that I 329 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,480 Speaker 4: happened to like from the eighties little off brand, but 330 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,000 Speaker 4: I liked it. With a song this iconic and a 331 00:19:57,119 --> 00:20:01,840 Speaker 4: president this moronic, of course, he came up with Biden 332 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,399 Speaker 4: Forgets Everything as a parody on Don't You Forget About Me? 333 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,440 Speaker 4: As a president Joe Biden leaves a lot to be 334 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:15,399 Speaker 4: desired as an order. The man is an unmitigated disaster. 335 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:20,359 Speaker 4: It's not just a foot and mouth disease and mumble mouthing, 336 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:26,879 Speaker 4: it's everything. He forgets everything. Your president said all of that, 337 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,440 Speaker 4: and we made it into a song. 338 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:48,600 Speaker 18: By the same. 339 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,879 Speaker 3: George boyd is. 340 00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:00,320 Speaker 19: Corn was corn was. 341 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:13,399 Speaker 20: A bad bade Obamba started. You're mad lion, Dolphace money soldier, 342 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:20,520 Speaker 20: you win back an you ain't black and look look. 343 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:27,120 Speaker 17: Fast weak o. So scre. 344 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:45,240 Speaker 3: Bye boy gets everything. 345 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,120 Speaker 17: Bye bye, good bye, and mind by. 346 00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:57,359 Speaker 3: Boy gets everything. Pass the taste go. 347 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,760 Speaker 5: Let's bring it in a little closer to home on 348 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:08,239 Speaker 5: the next one. 349 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,119 Speaker 4: From the White House in DC, all the way to 350 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:15,520 Speaker 4: Montgomery County, where a certain congressman I regrettably helped get elected, 351 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,400 Speaker 4: decided to get in a pissing match with an eighteen 352 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,200 Speaker 4: year old young woman at a Republican county meeting. If 353 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:27,000 Speaker 4: you recall, Dan Crenshaw was pontificating and the concept of 354 00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:31,360 Speaker 4: faith came up, not the George Michaels, but actual faith 355 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,800 Speaker 4: in a higher power. Crenshaw snapped at the young lady, 356 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,639 Speaker 4: and we snapped at the opportunity to clown the establishment, 357 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:44,960 Speaker 4: Republican John McCain wannabe. Don't question Dan Crenshaw's faith. Don't 358 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:49,119 Speaker 4: you dare peasant constituent, don't. 359 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:49,280 Speaker 20: Do it. 360 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:59,600 Speaker 18: Nice, blastizing, contorts, chop bolt of insa. 361 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:04,640 Speaker 3: I like to swap He's now. I've only been home twice. 362 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:09,879 Speaker 10: Once was a photo opportunity, then a Montgomery County Q 363 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,160 Speaker 10: today that didn't go so well. 364 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:17,600 Speaker 3: There was a bright young lady who had. 365 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:21,200 Speaker 21: A problem with one of my awesome. 366 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:25,159 Speaker 3: Verba don't quotes where she acted like a. 367 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,280 Speaker 22: Baby who needs a bob. 368 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,320 Speaker 21: I dress said to old girl down, and I told 369 00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,960 Speaker 21: her she should know not to question my face. 370 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,520 Speaker 3: Don't't question my face. I want to question of my 371 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,119 Speaker 3: faith to face the face. Don't watch in my. 372 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:47,080 Speaker 18: Faith to faith to face every We used to be 373 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,280 Speaker 18: best to charms. 374 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:52,040 Speaker 3: We drank bourbon, had some fun. We were two peas 375 00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:52,720 Speaker 3: in a pod. 376 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:59,719 Speaker 18: Every thing he said about Greg Abby was unbared. 377 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,840 Speaker 3: He madded was a lightning rod. 378 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:10,560 Speaker 22: And so I made a story advertizing. 379 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,919 Speaker 18: I tried to faint my boy in a man life question. 380 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:19,440 Speaker 15: I said, I am the test through my side. 381 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,680 Speaker 3: But he read them on the air in the medicine 382 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,040 Speaker 3: how I lost the fight, didn't ques. 383 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:32,200 Speaker 10: Didn't question my face, question my faith, the faith, don't 384 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,160 Speaker 10: qush my faith. 385 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,119 Speaker 17: You're listening to. 386 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,439 Speaker 5: The Michael Berry's show. 387 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:51,359 Speaker 2: Melcha is a thing to say. 388 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:53,800 Speaker 5: One of the. 389 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,800 Speaker 4: Big stories and one of our favorite stories, and it 390 00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:01,680 Speaker 4: fits in with this theme of people pushing back, people 391 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:05,400 Speaker 4: fighting back, common people, not famous people, not wealthy people, 392 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:09,800 Speaker 4: people risking it all their livelihood, in some cases their lives, 393 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:15,520 Speaker 4: but certainly their livelihood. And the Freedom Convoy. Who would 394 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:19,080 Speaker 4: have thought that Canadian truckers would steal our hearts? Those 395 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:23,520 Speaker 4: fellows were protested the COVID vaccine and we couldn't have 396 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:24,720 Speaker 4: been prouder. 397 00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,800 Speaker 5: So Chance went all c W. McCall with a song 398 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 5: called Freedom Convoy. 399 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:36,840 Speaker 9: The small fringe minority of people who are on their 400 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:42,480 Speaker 9: way to Ottawa or who are holding unacceptable views that 401 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:49,040 Speaker 9: they're expressing do not represent the views of Canadians who 402 00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:51,600 Speaker 9: have been there for each other break. 403 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,040 Speaker 12: Or break of one to nine. This year's the Free Canuck. 404 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,359 Speaker 12: You got a copy on me, pig pick, Come on, 405 00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:00,800 Speaker 12: Oh yeah, for sure, for sure, my golly is clean 406 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,880 Speaker 12: clear to Ottawa. Come on, yeah, that's a big ten 407 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,840 Speaker 12: four there, pig pen. Yeah, we definitely got the front 408 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:11,399 Speaker 12: door good buddy, Mercy sakes alive. Looks like we got 409 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,280 Speaker 12: ourselves a freedom convoy. 410 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,800 Speaker 13: For two years now, every government around been closing in 411 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:21,880 Speaker 13: on US mandates, vaccine, shutting down schools. We finally had enough, 412 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,680 Speaker 13: and you never know where and you never know how 413 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:29,320 Speaker 13: resistance will spring forth Southwest airlines, pissed off moms or 414 00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:30,760 Speaker 13: truckers way up north. 415 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:37,560 Speaker 19: Freedom con by tonight we got freedom cod. 416 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,000 Speaker 3: Come on Joy, do con. 417 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,320 Speaker 10: We got con. 418 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:55,280 Speaker 12: Come breaker. This here's knuck rumor? Has it beginness? Book 419 00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,359 Speaker 12: of World Records is on the horn. They're saying this 420 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,240 Speaker 12: already a record. We ain't even started yet. 421 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:01,760 Speaker 3: Come back. 422 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,560 Speaker 13: Fifty miles of big rigs and one hundred more of cars, 423 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,920 Speaker 13: pickup trucks and SUVs cheering on the stars. 424 00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,119 Speaker 3: Trudeau tries to downplay it. 425 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:17,040 Speaker 13: The media ignore good luck black holing ten million tons 426 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,440 Speaker 13: of thunder at your door. 427 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:28,800 Speaker 19: Freedom Convoy the nights, Freedom Conutiful site, Come on Joy, 428 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,320 Speaker 19: Canada cone. 429 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,440 Speaker 17: On a Winnipeg street A convoy of trucks and other 430 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,840 Speaker 17: vehicles protest vaccine mandates. 431 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,520 Speaker 11: Ottawa police are preparing for truckers and supporters from across 432 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,959 Speaker 11: Canada descending on the nation's capital. 433 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:49,480 Speaker 6: Saturday. 434 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,200 Speaker 13: Sure this is happening way up north in America's cold hat. 435 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,920 Speaker 13: But there are red blooded patriots in them rigs, and 436 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,919 Speaker 13: you can be sure of that they salute the flag. 437 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,400 Speaker 12: Love, Mom and Dad, never quit and never forget love, 438 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,240 Speaker 12: guns and God and bubby dogs ain't having. 439 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:08,000 Speaker 3: A great reset. So when you see a big rig. 440 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,359 Speaker 23: On the road, go The driver in that calv probably 441 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,359 Speaker 23: ain't sipping a Chai latte, and he don't vote Democrat. 442 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:18,119 Speaker 23: Let this be your example if you were rating on 443 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,920 Speaker 23: a sign to take our country. 444 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:26,520 Speaker 14: Back by God, right now is the time, Because Cony. 445 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:38,160 Speaker 3: Coy in common. 446 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,560 Speaker 4: Another story that still exists is of the busting of 447 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:57,600 Speaker 4: illegals all across the country. Some things haven't changed. I 448 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,480 Speaker 4: think this is one of our best songs, not just 449 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:04,600 Speaker 4: in regards to lyrics, but his phrasing was so good. 450 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,040 Speaker 5: I hope you are thanks for. 451 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:13,200 Speaker 3: The ride on the spose. I got onto it because. 452 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:20,960 Speaker 7: I crossed the reel ground looking for the promised land. 453 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:27,680 Speaker 3: This is a very nice pause. I like how my 454 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,960 Speaker 3: blue seedar choice. 455 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:36,320 Speaker 7: The air conditioner works very well. Back at Homies hot 456 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:43,000 Speaker 7: as hell? Where are we going on this spouse? The 457 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:48,280 Speaker 7: bathroom in the back discuss I've been on it for 458 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:53,280 Speaker 7: a long long time. That was the Arkansas state line. 459 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:59,719 Speaker 7: I think I live in On this bus, there are 460 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:00,640 Speaker 7: like eighty. 461 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:06,240 Speaker 3: Five of us. I've been riding four life fourteen days. 462 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:12,800 Speaker 7: Am I still in the USA? Why didn't they stop? 463 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:17,160 Speaker 7: Dispose that bus driver ride. 464 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:21,520 Speaker 3: On for us? He said it out or they ors me. 465 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:30,040 Speaker 3: We'll go on to Washington, d C. Washington, DC, My 466 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:35,600 Speaker 3: new home is in DC. Take me back to Mexico 467 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,480 Speaker 3: co cit. 468 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:41,960 Speaker 5: Remember monkey pox. 469 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:46,360 Speaker 4: Oh, you were supposed to be very scared, and they 470 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,520 Speaker 4: wanted you to believe that anybody could get monkey pox, 471 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,520 Speaker 4: whether you were engaged in butt secks or not. But 472 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:57,880 Speaker 4: finally people realized, no, if I'm not having butt sex, 473 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:02,040 Speaker 4: I don't really have anything to worry about nasty looking 474 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:06,120 Speaker 4: blisters all over the place. It was supposed to be 475 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,640 Speaker 4: the next COVID, except it was for gay dudes, and 476 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,480 Speaker 4: it only affected gay dudes. And if gay dudes didn't 477 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:18,120 Speaker 4: have gay sex, they didn't get monkey pocks. But that 478 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,760 Speaker 4: didn't stop the government from trying to push it on 479 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,920 Speaker 4: us as another way to control us. Well, chance came 480 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,200 Speaker 4: up with and I'm not proud of this, but if 481 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:32,160 Speaker 4: we don't laugh, We'll have to cry, monkey pocks blisters 482 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:32,680 Speaker 4: in the sun. 483 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,240 Speaker 20: Went to a party. 484 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,080 Speaker 22: I got drunk, passed out on the floor. 485 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,200 Speaker 10: It was full of dudes. 486 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,840 Speaker 22: They got nude and woke up sick and sword monkey 487 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:06,120 Speaker 22: barss gym blisters on my butt, monkey bars, gay orgies 488 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,160 Speaker 22: are no funs. 489 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,320 Speaker 10: All my lesions, day, my sheets, and I looked like 490 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,080 Speaker 10: got the fly. 491 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,280 Speaker 18: I am a leper, skin is Pepper with her piece 492 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:23,240 Speaker 18: Simplex nine, monkey bars, gay mae blisters on my face, 493 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:28,280 Speaker 18: monkey bars, gay orgies are not saved. 494 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,520 Speaker 3: Went to a party. 495 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:40,440 Speaker 21: I got drunk, passed out on the floor. It was 496 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,960 Speaker 21: full of dudes. They got nude. I woke up, silk 497 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:48,440 Speaker 21: and sword my lesion, stay my sheets, I look like 498 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:54,880 Speaker 21: god fly. I am a leper, skinness Pepper with her pie, Simplex. 499 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:59,680 Speaker 18: Nine, monkey bars and gay me blisters on my butt, 500 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,320 Speaker 18: mumpy bos. 501 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,960 Speaker 3: Gay orgies are no funs.