WEBVTT - Do You Believe In Magic?  

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Andy, Hi Scott. You look defeated today. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just him fighting with the mic arm again. This is

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<v Speaker 1>serial Killers. It is serial Killers. This is the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>We eat cereal. Do you have us coming out of

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<v Speaker 1>the Q speaker? No, because it sounds like something's coming

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<v Speaker 1>out of a speaker. No, I don't hear anything. Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Our voice is usually this low too on there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>no they sure aren't. But uh, you know, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just bump it up a little bit and post. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't do anything. That'll probably just put us on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio, which is not good. No, did you switch

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<v Speaker 1>over to the other studio? No? No, No, We're good. Okay. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so welcome to Serial Killers. Were gonna eat some cereal today.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the podcast where we think inside the box, even

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<v Speaker 1>if it's in a bag. Exciting you like that? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's good, so creative, I know, I know. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>excited for the first of today's cereals. Andy. It's one

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<v Speaker 1>of the ones that I found in Costco that nobody

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<v Speaker 1>knew anything about. Even when I posted it online, people

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<v Speaker 1>were like, wait, what, this is the one that I

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<v Speaker 1>told you you on this podcast A couple of weeks

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<v Speaker 1>ago that I saw it and you said, so you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't buy it? And I said no, and he said,

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<v Speaker 1>why didn't you buy it? Was it this one? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>No it was No, it wasn't. So it's fruit harvestologized.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay. People should apologize when they're wrong. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine. I really didn't didn't bother me at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you were talking about vector and we did

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<v Speaker 1>that one a few weeks ago and the title was

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<v Speaker 1>vector vector Y you forgot all about that one. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna shake it up just a little bit because

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<v Speaker 1>this is full of fruit and you're gonna hate it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and like they're going to be sizzily berry's. Yeah. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the word that's gonna come in about I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know a minute and a half. The word seltzer will

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<v Speaker 1>be uttered. If you hear the word seltzer. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>secret word of the day. Did we have the Peewe's

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<v Speaker 1>Playhouse thing? What? Why do you think I did that? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but on pee Wee's Playhouse. That's literally why

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<v Speaker 1>when you hear the secret word, that's I I finished

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<v Speaker 1>what you were trying to say, because I know what

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<v Speaker 1>pee Wee's playhouse is. I grew up with sleep. I

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<v Speaker 1>hated pee wee. He terrified me. Cherry cherry was nice,

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<v Speaker 1>but peewee scared me. And we buried one underneath our

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor's house, a peewee doll. Wait what? We buried a

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<v Speaker 1>peewee doll in our neighbors the one we pulled the string? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we buried it. There was a huge dirt mound that

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<v Speaker 1>we used to play on as a kid, and we

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<v Speaker 1>buried a peewee in there. I'm assuming it's still there.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even imagine what it looks like now. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, yeah, buried under the foundation of that home.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I missed those toys where you pull the string

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<v Speaker 1>the rooster goes cock a doodle. Do you know they

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<v Speaker 1>still exist? We just both don't have children. I do. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I have kids that like pull string toys. Okay, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>look behind us. Do you like that? I neatned it up.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks great now. The sack is up on the table. Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>So these are all the ones that I shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>looking at. Yeah, we gotta do all those so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not supposed to look at Oh. I don't even care

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<v Speaker 1>anymore because you don't remember. You don't even know we

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<v Speaker 1>did vector, Well I did. Afterwards, I cut in and

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<v Speaker 1>said vector Vector. Smell this. Now it's chocolate that's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is fruit harvest triple berry blend made with

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<v Speaker 1>a touch of quinoa and cocoa. That smells like a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of cocoa. I'm just gonna say it. It's giving

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<v Speaker 1>porta potti smell. I don't like it. I don't want it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a fan. I see blueberries and strawberries and cranberries.

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<v Speaker 1>This could be good. It's not going to be good. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't judge a box by its smell. I can,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm already just hardcore judging it. There's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of fruit in here, so much it really is a

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<v Speaker 1>fruit harvest. Yeah, this is gonna be one of those

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<v Speaker 1>cereals where I when I put it in the dispensers

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<v Speaker 1>out front, it's really going to shock people, I think,

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<v Speaker 1>because they're gonna think it's something and it's not that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you get rid of a box a day, would you say?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I only get rid of boxes after we

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<v Speaker 1>do them. Right now, I'm out of boxes to get

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<v Speaker 1>rid of because you put everything in the dispenser because

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay, because there's four of them, of them when

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<v Speaker 1>we do three, so we're gonna have to do four

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<v Speaker 1>from now on. No I think we No, I'm already

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<v Speaker 1>gonna shut that down. Now, okay, all right, Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna pork up just as other people could eat

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<v Speaker 1>or cereals. Well, I'm gonna save your digestive system today.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna use lactaid two percent. And this is extra calcil.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you it's good for the bones. I

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<v Speaker 1>oh god, what happened? These are full freeze dried blueberry,

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<v Speaker 1>full blueberries. So I'm gonna let it sit for a

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<v Speaker 1>second here and let the milk permeate through the ber.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not crackling and pop. Yes it is, I swear.

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<v Speaker 1>Put your full ear in it, my full ear. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it is. It is. I'm hearing it crackle.

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<v Speaker 1>The blueberries are staining this up. I'm gonna get a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of everything. I don't want to do this.

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<v Speaker 1>The flakes are a nice looking. Oh, it's giving coco pebbles. Hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>It is not giving cocoa pebbles. It is the chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Is I if you did these flakes without all the

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<v Speaker 1>fruit in it. See, the chocolate and the fruit is

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<v Speaker 1>a strange combination of trying to whether I like it

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<v Speaker 1>or not, I get what they're trying to. I get

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<v Speaker 1>what they're trying to do. Chocolate covered strawberries. No, maybe no,

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<v Speaker 1>they just put chocolate flakes for a reason. But why

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<v Speaker 1>do the strawberries chocolate cover? Can make chocolate covered cranberries? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you let me finish my sentence, that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna go, But instead you had to just cut off. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I was saying. They tried to do a chocolate covered

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<v Speaker 1>fruit thing. It doesn't work. I don't like the tartness

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<v Speaker 1>of the berries. This is way too much. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give this two bowls. See, I'm not sure it's either

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<v Speaker 1>really good or really bad. By the way, can you

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<v Speaker 1>tell who makes this Kellogg's? How do you know? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the k at the bottom where Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But why do they hide it? It doesn't shake Helloggs

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<v Speaker 1>on there anywhere? I don't know. Again, this is just

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<v Speaker 1>a Canva box aka both side. The graphic designer went

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<v Speaker 1>in had a very simple task made this in about

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<v Speaker 1>two seconds. So again I found this at Costco I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know where else sells this. That might be a

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<v Speaker 1>like a warehouse exclusive. This just ain't for me. See

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<v Speaker 1>the blueberry now is like a real I gonna say,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna yell. I'm giving it four bowls. That's this

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<v Speaker 1>is what the podcast is about. I like and disagree

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<v Speaker 1>the sweetness of some of the berries and the tartness

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<v Speaker 1>of the cranberry along with the chocolate. I do think

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<v Speaker 1>it's odd with the chocolate. I'd like to try the

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<v Speaker 1>cereal without the chocolate. But it's interesting. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have good milk. Hold on, yeah, it's it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>weird because it does taste like, oh okay, it called crispies.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the taste, because you know Kellogg's. I yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>just ain't for me. Too tart, too sweet, too chocolate,

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<v Speaker 1>or too much, too too much. The fruit harvest that

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<v Speaker 1>they brought to the table was just too much, too plentiful,

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<v Speaker 1>if you will, It's like a cornucopia of fruits too much.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate the whole thing. I've grape I did not

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. Yeah, okay, and let me just go

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<v Speaker 1>for a berry to let you know if it's zizzles.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't it. Actually, it tastes like a regular blueberry.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's been sitting in the milk long enough. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's sizzles. It doesn't sizzle. I'm getting sizzles to say,

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<v Speaker 1>because I said you'd say it. I'm getting sizzles. No,

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<v Speaker 1>say it. It tastes like seltzer. Thank you. It it tastes

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<v Speaker 1>like a blueberry seltzer. Are you sure it doesn't taste

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<v Speaker 1>like a you know, Cheeto puff. No, because I save

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<v Speaker 1>that for the other ones that do taste like Cheeto puffs,

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<v Speaker 1>and specifically, I actually say cheese doodles. So for someone

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<v Speaker 1>who is all about consistency, maybe you should tap into

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<v Speaker 1>that yourself. Who makes cheese doodles free does no wise? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>can you remove that please? GROLs. So, our friend Matt

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<v Speaker 1>sent this magic Spoons cereal in Let me tell you

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<v Speaker 1>they are going ham on the influencers doing this. They've

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<v Speaker 1>got everything now yeah, and they've got Granola's and they've

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<v Speaker 1>got other things and stuff and this which just goes

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<v Speaker 1>to show you things and you can fail up words, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and charge tons of money for it. People just think

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<v Speaker 1>it's great. Yep. All you need is just a YouTube

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<v Speaker 1>channel and a dream. So magic spoon protein cereal, thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>grabs protein, no sugar added, five net carbs, chocolate chip cookie.

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<v Speaker 1>They are loops and I don't, I don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get it. It's got the mad lips on the back.

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<v Speaker 1>If this is supposed to taste like cookie crisp, which

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<v Speaker 1>it is because Chocolate Shop cookie. Yeah, but I've never

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<v Speaker 1>seen a I've never seen a loop cereal of chocol

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<v Speaker 1>If they don't even have fake chocolate on the loop,

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<v Speaker 1>what are we doing? I don't know. I just can

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<v Speaker 1>I see it? Yeah, let me open it up. And again,

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<v Speaker 1>the bag is small in this box. Look at that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like ten dollars. That insane, right, people, get it together.

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<v Speaker 1>We need out of all the magic spoons. And we've

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<v Speaker 1>had so many magic spoons, were like maybe two of

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<v Speaker 1>them exactly. And it's frustrating because you hear all these

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<v Speaker 1>influencers be like, oh my god, it's so good. I

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<v Speaker 1>know they're getting paid. I know we're not getting paid.

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<v Speaker 1>So I can tell you they don't eat the magic spoon. Run,

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<v Speaker 1>don't walk to your nearest target. I get magic spoon

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<v Speaker 1>chocolate chip. Guys, the hottest cereal is Hey guys. Cooper

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<v Speaker 1>does that all the time. The magic spoon protein cereal

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<v Speaker 1>is what you have to be eating. Also, not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like seaweed instead of chocolate chips. That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not do you see that it does? They do

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<v Speaker 1>have fake chocolate on it, or maybe it's real chocolate,

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<v Speaker 1>but it looks like seaweed. See there any actual chocolate

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<v Speaker 1>in here? Ingredients milk, protein, blah blah blah, oil this oil,

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<v Speaker 1>that oil, tapioca, starch, chickory. Let me talk. I'm about

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<v Speaker 1>to eat crustals actually does a tiny bit of coco

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<v Speaker 1>pattern at the end. I'm gonna eat grow if this

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<v Speaker 1>tastes have you ever? No, okay, not bad right now,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not not bad, not bad, not bad. Here it comes,

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<v Speaker 1>not bad, No, no, no, here it comes. I'm getting. I

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<v Speaker 1>got the stevia. I got it. It's disgusting. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I got it. Yep, try again. I might be

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<v Speaker 1>eating some grol Hey Magics food if you want to advertise. No, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>this is gross because it's got the it has the taste.

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<v Speaker 1>Really you're not getting it. No, I'm getting the stevia,

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<v Speaker 1>monk fruit sweetener blend it's like a little less than

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<v Speaker 1>it usually is for me. I'll let it, I'll let

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<v Speaker 1>it have a bowl, but I'm getting that taste. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have to spit it out, but I'm still getting

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<v Speaker 1>that after taste at the end. I don't understand how

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<v Speaker 1>they can make the cereal where it's good for like

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<v Speaker 1>ten seconds and then all of a sudden it goes

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<v Speaker 1>to hell. I gotta tell you, I don't really like

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<v Speaker 1>magic spoons. I went on just a whole rant not

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<v Speaker 1>even two seconds ago, saying that they don't make a

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<v Speaker 1>good cereal. This isn't bad. I'm gonna give it three bowls. WHOA,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't hate this. I never got the intense stevia taste.

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<v Speaker 1>It's bland enough that it's not offensive in my opinion. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but I understand that the stevia tastes could come through.

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<v Speaker 1>So we were too apart on this one, and we

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<v Speaker 1>were too apart on the fruit harvest. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>hate that. Wow. If not so bash kindash like a

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<v Speaker 1>weird like healthy ice cream, I certainly wouldn't buy it. So, Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you used a coupon for it and didn't

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<v Speaker 1>spend a whole lot of money. Yeah all right, well

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<v Speaker 1>then that's cool. We'll be back right after. I don't know, God, Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>we need more things this okay, and we're back. How

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<v Speaker 1>you doing down eleven fifty four for me? Yeah? Sure, thanks? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>before we get onto the next seer Andrew. So you

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<v Speaker 1>know it's been seen in stores, although General Mills has

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<v Speaker 1>not shipped it yet. Generally we have it, but not yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go search Walmart. So maybe next week can

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<v Speaker 1>get the new fall cereals that are coming from General Mills.

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<v Speaker 1>Caramel corn checks. Oh, I'm excited for that. Carmel corn

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<v Speaker 1>checks yeah, okay. And cinnamon toast crunch Mexican style hot chocolate. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's gonna be your hot chocolate favor with just

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<v Speaker 1>a touch of spice. Spice Mexican. Yeah that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the spice so eloquently put. Okay, great, So that will

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<v Speaker 1>be coming soon, hopefully next week. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I can grab it. I'll grab it. Someone wants to

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<v Speaker 1>send it. Great, General Mills. If you get the box

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<v Speaker 1>here in time, then we'll certainly review it for you,

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<v Speaker 1>both limited edition Andrew for the fall and winter. Yep, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, you get that thing out of here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Now this one came from another listener. I love these listeners,

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<v Speaker 1>Supplied Cereals. This is from Pam and Stonybrook on Long Island.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the three you have Whole Food markets. So this

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<v Speaker 1>came from Whole Food. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and

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<v Speaker 1>guess yes, because it says it, Yeah, honey almond flax,

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<v Speaker 1>protein and fiber crunch. Cool, So this would be it's

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<v Speaker 1>actually says right there as much protein and fiber as Kashi.

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<v Speaker 1>Go honey almond flax crunch. So this is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be your ripoff of Kashi. My question is this, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>there's lots of things in here. Go ahead, question is

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<v Speaker 1>this with Kashi? How are they able to say that

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<v Speaker 1>on the box? They do it? Great, No, you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like the store brands. When you see the store brands,

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<v Speaker 1>it says, you know, just the same as Etcron or

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<v Speaker 1>tail and all. It says it right on the box,

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<v Speaker 1>same same formula as whatever they're allowed. They're allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>as long as they do the little trademark see the

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<v Speaker 1>little circle rs there. Yeah, you can't just rip it

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<v Speaker 1>off without showing that it's trademark. Yeah. But they're allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. No room for icky ingredients? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>what that says? Yeah? I don't really love that icky language.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, what are we doing? Like to see an

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<v Speaker 1>adult like? Okay, so I see granola pieces and almond slivers.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, there's a lot going on in here.

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<v Speaker 1>This is an unholy abomination of cereal. It definitely looks

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<v Speaker 1>like Hashi, There's no doubt about it. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>Frankenstein cereal. And I don't know how I'm feeling. There

0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:28.880
<v Speaker 1>should be chocolate chunks in there. No, maybe they No,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't need anymore. Okay, I like that. I think

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<v Speaker 1>two percents my favorite milk. Yeah, I agree with that.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it with cookie dough. Nice. Did you hear

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<v Speaker 1>what happened with me with the cookie dough? Oh? Let's

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<v Speaker 1>try this and then I'll tell you all about exciting. Yeah, tea,

0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:52.120
<v Speaker 1>it's tea. Here we go. Oh god, No, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot on the mouth. No, absolutely not. Does there's a

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<v Speaker 1>little there's essence of cardboard, which brings me to my story.

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<v Speaker 1>But no two bowls. There's a lot going on in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it tastes like a pretzel with no salt, just

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<v Speaker 1>put some mustard on it. I hate that. You're like

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<v Speaker 1>mustard and pretzels. Now, oh I love it. I do

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<v Speaker 1>not like. I'm pretty basic when it comes to like dippings,

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<v Speaker 1>like hot dogs. I just like plain mustard mustard. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like mustard on pretzels. Do you like mustard

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<v Speaker 1>at all? If it's hidden? I'm a child yellow mustard

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<v Speaker 1>a spicy brown. I don't want to either. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>So where you grew up in New Jersey? Did the

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<v Speaker 1>McDonald's put mustard on the hamburgers? They did? Yeah, to

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<v Speaker 1>further north, they don't do it. Oh interesting, we've had

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<v Speaker 1>this conversation. We sure have, we sure have. You know

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<v Speaker 1>this is not a horrific cereal it is. It's earthy.

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<v Speaker 1>It literally tastes like it's from the earth, like I

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<v Speaker 1>scooped up some dirt, put it in a bowl on

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<v Speaker 1>attitude percent. I want you to try one more small

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<v Speaker 1>spoon and tell me if you don't get just a

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<v Speaker 1>tiny bit of smacks. I was thinking that. I was

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<v Speaker 1>thinking that, but there's so much there's too much other

0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:13.960
<v Speaker 1>stuff in there. I understand there's definitely a healthier cereal

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<v Speaker 1>than your smacks or your sugar Bear I don't like it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you like to give it? Andrew? Two balls? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you If I did this every morning, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like going to war. My mouth is so tired from

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<v Speaker 1>chewing this. We've had worse, though we've had harder chews.

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<v Speaker 1>There's just too much. Like again, how do cereals like

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<v Speaker 1>this happen? It's so confusing. Forty two thousand ingredients. You're

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<v Speaker 1>about to go to the bathroom because it's thirty two

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<v Speaker 1>percent of your daily fiber value in here. Well, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to my relacs, I also got a bedazzled on my desk,

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<v Speaker 1>the strangest thing I've ever seen. Yeah, it's money. Gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do anyway really quick. You want to hear my cardboard story, Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to. So you know me, I I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really eat cookies, bless you, thank you, But for whatever reason,

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<v Speaker 1>my brain tells me that I can eat the cookie

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<v Speaker 1>dough so pre baked is fine. But baked no no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>But the salmonella no no, it's the safe one. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the one. Doble what no ad doble? What's ed dobo edible? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's a doeble who says that I just make

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<v Speaker 1>that up. No, that's the name of the company. You

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<v Speaker 1>made a company. No follow along. I don't understand the

0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:29.800
<v Speaker 1>edible cookie dough. It's called yes, it's very clever E

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<v Speaker 1>d O U G H A B L E no offense.

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<v Speaker 1>But everything is edible. It's edible. Every all dough is edible.

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<v Speaker 1>You can eat it. But what you were saying, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the safe to eat? Do you know what? I can't? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>So I got the Pillsbury. Uh, the little circles great,

0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:49.560
<v Speaker 1>the pre the thing cool. And we were just eating

0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:52.840
<v Speaker 1>them out of the package. So good, Yeah, for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like there was a piece of cardboard

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<v Speaker 1>inside of the cookie, like inside not even protruding. It

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<v Speaker 1>was in the middle. I'm glad it was me that God,

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<v Speaker 1>are not my kids or something like that, or who

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<v Speaker 1>would have baked it? Could you imagine baking the cardboard

0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:10.560
<v Speaker 1>and eating it like baked? I don't know anyway, So

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<v Speaker 1>I ate it. I was like, well, I saved it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll bring it in if you want to see it. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, look, things happen. I totally understand. Just

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<v Speaker 1>like when I was making cream cheese at the bagel

0:18:18.359 --> 0:18:19.879
<v Speaker 1>store at that time and I cut my finger and

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<v Speaker 1>got blood in the vat. Things happen in the factories.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not gonna ask any further questions on that continue.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's fine. You know, I emailed them. I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to let them know. Lawsuits, nothing like that. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not that guy. I was just hey, just for quality control,

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<v Speaker 1>just letting you know. Here's a little code on the

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<v Speaker 1>back and whatever, and this is the thing that was

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<v Speaker 1>inside of the cookie. We're so sorry, the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And they sent me three coupons for free product up

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<v Speaker 1>to eight dollars. So I'm gonna find a store where

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<v Speaker 1>it's really expensive and get it. There no three ninety

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<v Speaker 1>nine on sale stuff. I want to use the full

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<v Speaker 1>value of the coupon. Oh, because I guess it's not

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<v Speaker 1>up to eight dollars. It is. It's up to eight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's any Pillsbury product up to eight dollars. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna find one that's seven ninety nine and use it

0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:01.199
<v Speaker 1>on that nice I'm not going to use it on

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<v Speaker 1>two ninety nine stuff. Smart right, I'm getting the full value. Wow,

0:19:04.400 --> 0:19:07.399
<v Speaker 1>because they don't give you change. And I also love

0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:08.919
<v Speaker 1>that You're like, thank god, I got it. Not my

0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:11.840
<v Speaker 1>kids he's a cardboard dude. I know, but they could

0:19:11.840 --> 0:19:13.880
<v Speaker 1>have choked. I felt that they might not have found

0:19:14.119 --> 0:19:18.280
<v Speaker 1>old are your kids? But the kids will pay, they'll

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<v Speaker 1>pay attention. You have a daughter in college. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pretty sure she could tell if there is cardboard in

0:19:24.119 --> 0:19:26.800
<v Speaker 1>her cookies. She literally just texted me that is the

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<v Speaker 1>craziest thing I've ever seen my guitar line. I got. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's karma any cricket. No, not karma. It is

0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:36.240
<v Speaker 1>not karma. Not karma. The thing, the sense is something. Yeah,

0:19:36.240 --> 0:19:38.159
<v Speaker 1>sixth sense. That was really cool. So we are going

0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:39.720
<v Speaker 1>to text her back now, I say, we were just

0:19:39.720 --> 0:19:41.520
<v Speaker 1>talking about let's just talking about you. I thought you

0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:44.040
<v Speaker 1>may have choked on a piece of card boats. But

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry, daddy. And I got my coupons. Thank god

0:19:48.000 --> 0:19:51.159
<v Speaker 1>I saved you. Yeah, and oh I also got the

0:19:51.160 --> 0:19:53.359
<v Speaker 1>coupons for the Go Go Squeeze. Great. Remember what was

0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:56.480
<v Speaker 1>open and crusty? That's right. They sent me two free packages.

0:19:56.520 --> 0:19:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Also nice. If you ever have a problem with a

0:19:58.240 --> 0:20:00.359
<v Speaker 1>company or a product or anything like that, send them

0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:02.240
<v Speaker 1>an email. They want to make it right, just saying

0:20:02.400 --> 0:20:04.480
<v Speaker 1>by the time you find the email, it's still take

0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:06.520
<v Speaker 1>you six business days, But what can I tell you?

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<v Speaker 1>you again next Monday. Andrews say, crunch please please you

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<v Speaker 1>don't never mind whatever,