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Speaker 1: You ever done something so stupid it's actually genius. No,

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Speaker 1: it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that the whole basis of this show?

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Speaker 1: Pretty much?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: I asked, because one very questionable decision just gave us our.

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Speaker 3: New hero of the week.

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Speaker 1: His name is Maurice Lawson from Spotsylvania, Virginia, and the

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Speaker 1: other day he decided to play the state's lottery pick

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Speaker 1: five games. Oh, very simple to you. Just pick up

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Speaker 1: five single digit numbers. Okay, there's two drawings per day.

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Speaker 1: You match the numbers, you win.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Maurice purchased four lottery tickets. Yeah, and it was a

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Speaker 1: you're a lottery guy. Usually when you play the lottery,

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Speaker 1: the strategy is to pick out a few different combinations

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Speaker 1: of numbers. Yeah right, yes, well, nomber, Maurice doesn't think

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Speaker 1: like we do. He went with the bold strategy of

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Speaker 1: using the same exact numbers on all fours.

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Speaker 3: That defeats the purpose.

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Speaker 1: He went four to three, four, four.

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Speaker 2: Four, Wait four times shows.

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Speaker 1: Those those were his numbers. Logically terrible idea, that's and

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Speaker 1: trust me, the show is very familiar with terrible bad ideas.

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Speaker 2: If you know that there's at least five people that

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Speaker 2: are like, I still don't get it.

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Speaker 1: It's like going all in as soon as you walk

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Speaker 1: up to the craps table. But wouldn't you know it,

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Speaker 1: those turned out to be the exact.

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Speaker 3: Winning numbers for the day.

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Speaker 1: Wait four three four four four four times, Jeff. Here's

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Speaker 1: where it gets interesting because on two of Maurice's tickets

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Speaker 1: he wagered exact order, so both of those win the

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Speaker 1: top payout of fifty thousand, fifty k oh.

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Speaker 2: Wait each he doesn't have to split it.

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Speaker 1: Each one its fifty. Any third ticket, he chose any

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Speaker 1: order that won ten grand, and on the last ticket

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Speaker 1: he played the fifty to fifty option, which added another

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Speaker 1: thirty k so in total thanks to his very dumb choice.

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Speaker 1: Mike Hue one one hundred and forty thousand dollars. Wow,

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Speaker 1: all in one drawing.

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Speaker 3: Congratulates that's actually so where the idiots stupid if it would.

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Speaker 2: Have just bought the one to get it only one

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Speaker 2: fifty thousand, Maurice.

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Speaker 1: Wow, we are so sorry, forever doubting your genius.

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Speaker 3: You are our hero of the week.

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Speaker 1: My gosh, Maurice. Now for back to your regularly scheduled

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Speaker 1: stupidity with the shock collar question of to day. Back

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Speaker 1: over to Digital Jake to bring our IQs even lower.

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Speaker 3: Let's do it, Jake. For the last few days, we've

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Speaker 3: been trying to answer the age old question. Does too

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Speaker 3: much self tanning spray literally suck the intelligence out of

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Speaker 3: a human body its spray. We're tackling that question head

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Speaker 3: on by playing three seconds with Alexis. It's a game

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Speaker 3: that tests the limits of human knowledge or lack thereof,

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Speaker 3: in a heart pounding race against the clock that makes

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Speaker 3: the Fast and Furious franchise look like a casual stroll

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Speaker 3: in the park. Alexis only has three seconds to squeeze

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Speaker 3: an answer out of a few remaining brain cells that

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Speaker 3: survived her college years. Will you bet on her? Or

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Speaker 3: will you not? It's three seconds with Alexis. Oh right, okay,

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Speaker 3: We're gonna start with Brooke Brook. Your category for Alexis

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Speaker 3: is famous ponies. Oh yes, okay, Well, Alexis, get it

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Speaker 3: right or wrong.

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Speaker 2: I'm so torn because if it's like racing horses, I

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Speaker 2: would say no. But if it was my little ponies,

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Speaker 2: then I would say yes. I think when you say ponies,

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Speaker 2: you're thinking of the cartoon character so I'm going to

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Speaker 2: say she knows it right.

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Speaker 3: Brook's betting on Alexis to get this right. Alexis, when

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Speaker 3: I stop reading the question and you hear the timer,

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Speaker 3: you can start answering. Okay, all right. In nineteen eighty two,

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Speaker 3: the toy My Little Pony was created by has Bro

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Speaker 3: and sold the kids around the world. I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 3: you three of the pony's original names, and you have

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Speaker 3: to pick the one that's made up makes sense. I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna give you three. You pick the wrong one. Is

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Speaker 3: it snuzzle, butterscotch or minty Bottom?

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Speaker 2: Minty bottom?

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Speaker 3: It's fake, right, that is correct. There was a minty

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Speaker 3: and there was a blossom, but there was no minty bottom.

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Speaker 1: Wow. You gotta go onto those weird dating sites to

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Speaker 1: find minty Bottom.

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Speaker 3: Take your word for it, Jeffrey, and you will also

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Speaker 3: take the questions over to you. Jeff Okay, your category

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Speaker 3: for Alexis is nineties movies. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you guys do the whole thing where Alexis watches

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Speaker 1: old nineties movies and does reviews on that, and where

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Speaker 1: Jeff on our podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's the only place you can hear it.

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Speaker 2: You gotta go to our podcast Classic Movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't listened to any of the podcasts. Every

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Speaker 1: time I walk in the studio, she seems thoroughly confused

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Speaker 1: and turned off by every single nineties movie she watches.

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Speaker 2: Not true, she enjoyed The Princess Bride.

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Speaker 1: Because the Princess I said it was okay. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna I'm not a fan of nineties movie. She's not

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Speaker 1: gonna get this right.

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Speaker 3: Right, Jeff's betting against Alexis again, Alexis. As soon as

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Speaker 3: you hear the timer, you could start guessing. The movie.

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Speaker 3: Forrest Gum came out in nineteen ninety four and was

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Speaker 3: critically acclaimed among critics and viewers alike. She won a

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Speaker 3: lot of awards. Brooke actually made you watch it this

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Speaker 3: past year, so you should be familiar. Name one other

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Speaker 3: character in it other than Forrest and his love interest Jenny.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, who.

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Speaker 3: The restaurant? I could have named a handful of US presidents,

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Speaker 3: any historical Yeah, I had just anybody listed here that.

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Speaker 1: The news report that interviews him.

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Speaker 3: I didn't really like that movie.

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Speaker 1: Good work, Alexis. You did me proud.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey bet against you, and you got it wrong. So

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Speaker 3: Jeff and Brooker, both safe right now, Okay, it was

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Speaker 3: what you just watched. Finally, to Jose, Jose, your category

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Speaker 3: for Alexis is children's books.

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Speaker 1: I think she likes children's books and still reads them

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Speaker 1: all the time. I'm gonna say she's gonna get this right.

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Speaker 3: Jose's betting on Alexis. All right, Alexis, your question is

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Speaker 3: in the very famous kids book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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Speaker 3: Who was the owner of the chocolate factory? That's correct?

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, everybody's safe. She's smart. I would not

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Speaker 3: go that far.

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Speaker 1: You're doing something so stupid it's actually genius.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I will go that far Alexis. But that was

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Speaker 3: another rousing edition of three Seconds with Alexis.

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Speaker 2: And listen to gen Z Versus Classic movie on Spotify

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Speaker 2: search Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Now that we all got our predictions right, I think

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Speaker 1: that means Digital Jake is going to have to take

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Speaker 1: the shock.

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Speaker 3: Wait, did I bet this game where it's impossible shot?

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Speaker 3: I did not think this through.

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Speaker 1: And so Digital Jake will be getting shocked while singing

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Speaker 1: I want it that way by back.

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Speaker 3: You are my fire go one? What design?

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Speaker 1: He said that on tour I would baby. That was

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Speaker 1: your shock collar question of the day. We got your

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Speaker 1: phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.