WEBVTT - My First Question

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<v Speaker 1>There was a murder in my family.

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<v Speaker 2>Good lord, Tosh Show, Tosh Show, Merry Christmas Eve.

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<v Speaker 1>What a Toss Show gift this is. I'm here burning

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<v Speaker 1>the Midnight owl. O, burning the midnight oil. Here. I

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<v Speaker 1>am giving you guys a special Christmas treat.

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<v Speaker 2>How you doing, Daniel?

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<v Speaker 3>Ooh?

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<v Speaker 4>Ed?

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm gonna be honest with you, not good? What happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Not good? No, there was a murder in my family.

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<v Speaker 2>Good lord.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you know when we started this podcast, the one

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<v Speaker 1>thing I said I didn't want to do was a

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<v Speaker 1>true crime podcast. Well guess what here we are. We

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<v Speaker 1>have to do a true crime podcast because of the

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<v Speaker 1>murder that happened in my family. Now, as most of

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<v Speaker 1>you know, last week, I took the family to Maui

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<v Speaker 1>for a week day one. Soon as I get there,

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<v Speaker 1>I get a call from my wife's cousin, Panda as

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<v Speaker 1>we call her, who's watching over my flock. That's all

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<v Speaker 1>my pets, that's the dogs, the pig, the chickens. I

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<v Speaker 1>get a call and she's a she's not doing well.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, what's going on? And she's like, they

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<v Speaker 1>killed Betty. I'm like, oh no, who killed Betty? She's

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know there was there was a bird

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<v Speaker 1>eating Betty when I pulled up. This is my black chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh black Betty. Blame, blame, thank you, right on. Cue

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<v Speaker 1>and now let me tell you some of my chickens.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh you know, they're all they're all chickens, not a

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<v Speaker 1>rooster in the bunch. They've been producing eggs for me

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<v Speaker 1>for a good four and a half years. They're showgirls.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in the silky family. They have a basically kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a bald neck. They look like vultures, and then

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<v Speaker 1>they have a big hair on the top of their head,

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<v Speaker 1>so they look like a Vegas showgirl. Hence the name.

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<v Speaker 1>I've grown attached to them. I did not buy them.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife did. Then then she got pregnant, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>the very first thing when she got pregnant is like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it says that you can't go near a chicken coop. Oh. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to take care of them now, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to do everything. Great. Anyway, so you feed any living

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<v Speaker 1>thing for five years, you develop some form of attachment.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, so one of my chickens was gonna they

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<v Speaker 1>run free every day all day and for and I

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<v Speaker 1>have neighbors that have had chickens that killed by a coyotes,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, hundreds of other things, but mine have

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<v Speaker 1>survived every day, all day, tons of coverage. No coyotes

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<v Speaker 1>have ever breached the area of the yard that they

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<v Speaker 1>live in. And so I obviously was feeling cocky, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>But day one of me being gone, one of them

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<v Speaker 1>is killed. It's under someone else's watch, per usual. For

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<v Speaker 1>some reason, things just don't happen when I'm around. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying that that I'm more observant or a

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<v Speaker 1>better guardian, but the truth is in. You know my record,

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<v Speaker 1>zero deaths under my watch. Everybody else things die. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe her story for one second. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I was only gone six minutes or whatever the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>lie she was. So I immediately like, I gotta figure this

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<v Speaker 1>out now. Betty black. Betty is black. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>have two other chickens, Hazel and Katie, all named after

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<v Speaker 1>our dead grands that's neither here nor Haze and Katie

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<v Speaker 1>are named after my grandparents. They're white. And if you

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<v Speaker 1>know anything about chickens, if one chicken is introduced that

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<v Speaker 1>looks different or whatever, a lot of times their chickens

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<v Speaker 1>will just kill it. It's very much like prison rules.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Oh there's somebody new here, Eh, let's just

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<v Speaker 1>fucking kill her. But I've always noticed that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>one will get broody. You know, it means they stay

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<v Speaker 1>in the coop way longer, sometimes days, weeks at a time.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't want to get into that, but whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>the white ones have always stuck together and the black

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<v Speaker 1>one has kind of done her own thing. But they

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<v Speaker 1>do play occasionally, and sometimes it's rougher than I like.

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<v Speaker 1>So I started to have my suspicions of what happened,

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<v Speaker 1>that maybe she was sick and the other two just

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<v Speaker 1>had enough of her and took her out. And then

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<v Speaker 1>when she was dead, a bird came and was pecking

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<v Speaker 1>at her when uh Panda pulled up to the scene.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this is where I'm starting to have some sympathy

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<v Speaker 1>for for police officers, because that's the first mistake you

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<v Speaker 1>make in an investigation. Okay, is you have this hunch

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<v Speaker 1>and and now you're you're not open to other things.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to let the evidence lead you, right, Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well that was my first mistake. I was all in

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<v Speaker 1>on this.

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<v Speaker 5>You're trying to prove your theory.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm trying to prove my own theory. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going through all the video and here's the thing I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just I'm just like, Ah, these these white chickens, I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't trust them. They kind of know where the

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<v Speaker 1>blind spots and the cameras are. They're they're they're they're

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<v Speaker 1>i feel like they're doing shady stuff. Because I'm having

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<v Speaker 1>to jump from one camera to another. I'm having to

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<v Speaker 1>call my av guy John. I'm saying, hey, John, the

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<v Speaker 1>dates aren't syncing up with the cameras for whatever reason.

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<v Speaker 1>So now I'm like each camera I'm having to watch

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<v Speaker 1>at a different, you know, day of the week, which

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<v Speaker 1>is actually the same date. Don't even give me, that's John,

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<v Speaker 1>He's just ripping me off. Whatever. I'm going through hours

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<v Speaker 1>of footage. Meanwhile, I'm in Maui. I'm supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>enjoying my family. Instead I'm trying to solve the murder

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<v Speaker 1>of Black Betty. Okay. Finally I get the videos synced

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<v Speaker 1>up and I'm watching and now I've got it on

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<v Speaker 1>the day and I'm watching things unfold, Okay, And every

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<v Speaker 1>time Betty comes out of the coup, the white ones

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<v Speaker 1>are immediately honor chasing her around the driveway, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I've this is it is a slam dunk. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get this evidence in front of a judge and it's

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<v Speaker 1>a no brainer. The next thing I'm trying to process

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<v Speaker 1>is how do I continue to feed and love my

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<v Speaker 1>live white chickens after knowing that they brutally murdered their

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<v Speaker 1>black sister. You see that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That What do you do? Do you just turn? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you just turn a blind chicken eye to that? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I can't. I can't even I can't even

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<v Speaker 1>stomach it. And I'm gonna be honest with you. I

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<v Speaker 1>did even cry. I wasn't crying. It's not like losing

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<v Speaker 1>a dog, but it was. It was very sad. Okay. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>then every time Betty gets away from them, she goes

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<v Speaker 1>back into the coop, and I'm like, just stay there,

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<v Speaker 1>even though I know the outcome, I know where her

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<v Speaker 1>body is gonna end up. But when she every time

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<v Speaker 1>she goes back, I'm like, just stay back in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm watching the footage on my phone, just scrolling through it.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they're plane in an area in the front by

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<v Speaker 1>the front door. All three of them together, and out

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<v Speaker 1>of nowhere, a hawk comes flying in and attacks. They

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<v Speaker 1>all scramble, but they're still in this front area, tons

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<v Speaker 1>of coverage of trees and stuff. And the hawk comes

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<v Speaker 1>back and purchase on a two foot high rock right

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<v Speaker 1>in front of it, just saying, well, I'm not going anywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm just yelling at the chickens. Just stay hidden

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<v Speaker 1>in that back area. You've survived the first attack. And

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<v Speaker 1>then Hazel makes a run for it. That's the white one,

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<v Speaker 1>and Betty follows right behind her, and the hawks like

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<v Speaker 1>that number two, you're done. Man hits her, drags her out,

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<v Speaker 1>and then just starts going to town on her. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just I'm not gonna show the video because it is

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<v Speaker 1>my pet, and I don't I loved her, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>as a pet. She gave me. She gave me breakfast

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<v Speaker 1>for four years. I saved her last egg that she laid,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna, I don't know if I'm gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>it to a rooster and see if they can impregnate it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that ship is sailed, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how it works, But then I could have a new,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, child from her sit on the egg, try

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<v Speaker 1>to hatch it. What came first? Okay, never mind, my

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<v Speaker 1>pet's being eaten by this hawk. And then thirty seven

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<v Speaker 1>minutes later, that's how long until Panda pulls up and

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<v Speaker 1>scares the hawk away. So that's why I'm my chicken

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<v Speaker 1>was killed. And by the way I had I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, what do you want me to do with

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<v Speaker 1>the chicken. I'm like, put it. It's trash day. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you just have to bag it and put in

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<v Speaker 1>the trash can, right, yeah, Well, she just called her

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend and he did it. And then I come home

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<v Speaker 1>a week later and there's still blood stained with feathers

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<v Speaker 1>sticking out of my driveway. I'm like, oh, we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even do a good job of picking it up. So

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm going to hire somebody because I'm not very

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<v Speaker 1>good to do a cute chicken chalk outline. You know. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's better than putting flowers in the middle of your

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<v Speaker 1>driveway like a little memorial. People are gonna run over

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<v Speaker 1>that all the time. It was horrible. It was tough, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get another one? Well, I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if that would upset the ghost of Black Betty. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>do I believe in chicken ghosts? Now, that's a question

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<v Speaker 1>that nobody has ever asked me, And the answer is,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, of course, I believe in chicken ghosts. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, that question as dumb or or meaningless as

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<v Speaker 1>as it is. You know, the first time we asked it,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't really plan on asking it every single episode,

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<v Speaker 1>But here we are option too. I'm still asking everybody

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<v Speaker 1>to sit across from do you believe in ghosts? And

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<v Speaker 1>it's amazing how many people can look you dead in

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<v Speaker 1>the eye. I do believe in ghosts. Enjoy Pasha. First question,

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<v Speaker 1>I ask all my guests, do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay, Jesus Christ, that took you so long, your doctor,

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<v Speaker 1>for God's sake. First we'll start this typical do you

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<v Speaker 1>believe in ghosts? Maybe? Do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 2>This question?

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<v Speaker 1>Man, why do you ask everybody this question? I want

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<v Speaker 1>to know if I'm talking to an idiot or not.

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<v Speaker 1>So you fully don't believe you don't get this? I don't,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't. I didn't mean to say that.

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<v Speaker 7>I firmly believe in them because I can feel I

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<v Speaker 7>can feel them lots.

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<v Speaker 1>I've maybe felt them in like fifteen different places. That

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<v Speaker 1>is a baby that you're feeling, No, bro, I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>not pregnant, Oh, Tony. Do you believe in ghosts? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 1>God damn it.

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<v Speaker 8>Well only because I've had very close friends experience them

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<v Speaker 8>in their homes. But you as stray automatal slid off,

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<v Speaker 8>came down and shattered in a billion pieces.

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<v Speaker 1>We live in California. Stuff falls constantly.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh well, all right, maybe my friends are full of shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to get new. But has anything ever happened

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<v Speaker 1>to you? Or like this is obviously a ghost? No? See?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you believe in ghosts? Yes? Yeah, I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen one, but I know they're there. How do

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<v Speaker 1>you know? I feel it?

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<v Speaker 9>See shadows?

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<v Speaker 1>I see shadows. Those are really I don't know those

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<v Speaker 1>are blips in my eyes or if that's a fucking ghost.

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<v Speaker 1>But I feel like there's ghosts. Do you believe in ghosts, Danielle?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I actually believe my house is haunted by my

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<v Speaker 4>great grandmother.

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<v Speaker 1>Did your great grandmother ever live in this house?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>And my grandma and we've had two grandmas pass away

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<v Speaker 4>in that house. I've heard things, seen things, where I

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<v Speaker 4>was a skeptic. Until you see things and hear things,

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<v Speaker 4>you cannot explain.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what did you see?

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<v Speaker 4>I have seen like the shadowy figure go through the

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<v Speaker 4>house multiple.

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<v Speaker 1>Times, a shadow the figure itself.

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<v Speaker 4>No, but I've had like a remote fly across the.

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<v Speaker 1>Room, a remote control mm hmm for like a TV.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I feel like this is the hard evidence

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking for.

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<v Speaker 4>My name has been called once and I realized I

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<v Speaker 4>was in the house by myself. But I responded, I

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<v Speaker 4>was like yeah, and then I froze.

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<v Speaker 1>I've done that though. Maybe I half fell asleep and

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<v Speaker 1>you just like va, Oh, you vacuum in your sleep

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<v Speaker 1>all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the only time I can get things done.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you believe in ghosts? No? See, let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you something right now. This is why I know that

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<v Speaker 1>you're like a normal human. That's the only answer, everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Anytime I talk to people and they say that they

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<v Speaker 1>believe in Ghost'm like, oh, I'm getting ready to have

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<v Speaker 1>a conversation with an absolute fucking lunatic. Do you believe

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<v Speaker 1>in ghosts? No? That's right. No, I don't say anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>Just shut the fuck up. You don't believe in ghosts, right,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly I knew, And to be honest with you, when

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<v Speaker 1>I asked you that question right there, I wasn't sure

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<v Speaker 1>how you were going to answer it. But then as

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<v Speaker 1>soon as you said no, it's like good, thank God.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, yes I do. I can't disprove it. And I

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<v Speaker 6>had one incident in the Langham Hotel where there was

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<v Speaker 6>a butler. Our room came with a and my dad

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<v Speaker 6>and my mom were in the next room and they

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<v Speaker 6>were sleep and I was looking at the door. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>meeting my room service, and the door just closes and

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<v Speaker 6>I run to the door, and long story short, I

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<v Speaker 6>won't explain the context.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it was a ghost, but that's it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>from that moment. You're like, well, ghost are real because

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<v Speaker 1>of this moment of one door that swung closed or opened,

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<v Speaker 1>which wasn't open or closed. It was slightly opened. It

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<v Speaker 1>was slightly opened and it closed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>man's just a draft. Something came through. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>ghost man.

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<v Speaker 6>Because so if you that hotel, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 6>it's still called the Langham. It was an old hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Old that's a key word in this because old stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Always things happen. Do you believe the ghosts? No, of

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<v Speaker 1>course I do. Why not? I don't know because I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't Chandler, do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't, do you me? Yeah? Oh? Yes, big

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<v Speaker 1>into ghosts? Do you believe in ghosts? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting? Alligator Jesus believes in ghosts.

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<v Speaker 10>You know, I went to the Quad Cities and I

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<v Speaker 10>had like close encounters with ghosts and stuff. And if

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<v Speaker 10>it weren't for like those kind of situations, I was

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<v Speaker 10>put in there. Like I'm a scientific brain kind of guy.

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<v Speaker 10>I can't explain those things.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it drug related at all? Not at all?

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<v Speaker 10>I'm sober as hell.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me start with my first question. Do you believe

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<v Speaker 1>in ghosts? Now? About Bigfoot? You spend a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>time in national parks. I've looked extensively. I haven't found him.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 11>I heard that was a question coming, so I would

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<v Speaker 11>like you to find.

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<v Speaker 1>Ghosts for me. First.

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<v Speaker 11>Well, I'm a scientist, so I'm trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 11>exactly where we're coming on this actual question.

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<v Speaker 1>You know souls humans.

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<v Speaker 11>After death, right, Well that's a good question. So for

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<v Speaker 11>personally I have not experienced that. Uh huh. Right, However,

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<v Speaker 11>we had an interest at the so she's a couple

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<v Speaker 11>of cases where it was interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>Now put it that way.

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<v Speaker 11>Okay, my daughter, who was probably this time meeting around

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<v Speaker 11>like four was the first time, comes down one morning

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<v Speaker 11>and says, uncle Jeff talked to me last night. Okay,

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<v Speaker 11>you had this whole conversation, tells us in great detail

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<v Speaker 11>about what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>We get the phone call in a couple hours later,

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<v Speaker 1>he died.

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<v Speaker 11>That's that night, right exactly, Like whoa Okay, two years

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<v Speaker 11>later it happens again.

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<v Speaker 1>Old was she about four or five ish? Two years later,

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<v Speaker 1>got to get rid of that kid. She's like thirty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I know, I'm just at four. You had your chance.

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<v Speaker 11>Right, it happens again, uh huh with her with her

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<v Speaker 11>great grandmother say the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the great grandmother was passing. I passed away also,

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<v Speaker 1>how far after the conversation like that night?

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<v Speaker 11>She I mean that night again, your.

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<v Speaker 1>Daughter's a murderer with your mind, yes, exactly. So let's

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<v Speaker 1>hope she never has a dream where she's talking to

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<v Speaker 1>you like, oh no, the clock is taken exactly. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you believe in ghosts. I think I do. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you do. Yes, Okay, Well I know you do

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<v Speaker 1>because one time you told me that you when you

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<v Speaker 1>were staying in the Memoi cabin, you said that you

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<v Speaker 1>felt felt her. She came in the first thing, you said,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a breeze or something came over. She did

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<v Speaker 1>because you had the windows open and it couldn't possibly

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<v Speaker 1>be a breeze. And she loved too, So I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>sure that was her. So it was a ghost. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was. Mom saying I do you believe

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<v Speaker 1>in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I respect that. Do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 12>Absolutely not, And I want to go on record and

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<v Speaker 12>make sure that everybody knows, no, I do not believe

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<v Speaker 12>in ghosts, not one bit. However, I am absolutely terrified

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<v Speaker 12>of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's the right answer, thank you. Do you believe

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<v Speaker 1>in ghosts? Oh? Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>I saw one as a child. Oh sure, yes, at

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<v Speaker 5>my grandma and great aunt's house. I was downstairs and

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<v Speaker 5>he passed away in this room ant's husband, and I

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<v Speaker 5>woke up and literally screamed because I saw this whole

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<v Speaker 5>floating ghost like thing coming towards me.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, you said you woke up, Well, I was awake.

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<v Speaker 5>And I saw this thing coming towards me. I screamed,

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<v Speaker 5>would not go back in the room. My dad slept

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<v Speaker 5>there the next night saw the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you believe in ghost I do not, Okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>real quick, I'm shocked that most comics say that the

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<v Speaker 1>comedy store is haunted and they've always had these experiences.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing's haunted, and the comedy store is just dirty. That's

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<v Speaker 1>just the sound of seamen sticking to your feet as

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<v Speaker 1>you walk through. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes? Okay, yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know I believe in Yeah? Why not? I

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<v Speaker 1>know why you believe in ghost because you lived in Hawaii,

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<v Speaker 1>where all of you guys are batshit crazy. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>believe in ghosts? No? Maybe, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm from a very old part of the country.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you believe in ghosts? Absolutely not? No, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you no, I'm not stupid. There's no such as fucking ghost.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the holy ghost? You know you already know

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<v Speaker 1>where I stand on that. No, Oh, you don't believe

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<v Speaker 1>in that. I thought I thought your Italian roots would

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<v Speaker 1>would trump that, which is ironic. But do you believe

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<v Speaker 1>in ghosts? Yes? I would say I do believe in

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<v Speaker 1>ghosts honestly, gun to your head. You believe in ghosts? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I do believe in ghosts. Really, yes I do.

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<v Speaker 6>I've I've felt them tickle my feet at night.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm joking. No, you don't believe in ghosts. Yes

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<v Speaker 1>I do. I do. You really don't know spirits.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know if his ghost in his spirits?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing, it's something that's like floating around. No, there's nothing

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<v Speaker 1>that we can't see what we feel. We don't feel anything, right,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you feel something? All the stories and everything could

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<v Speaker 1>care less about the stories, couldn't care less. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>believe in ghosts? No? Do you know? I'm supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>ask this my first question to all my but for you,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been my fiftieth question only because I know the answer.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you believe in ghosts? Absolutely? I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>can skip my normal first question that I ask all

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<v Speaker 1>my guests. Check you believe in ghosts? I mean, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean by ghosts? I don't know. That's just

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<v Speaker 1>a question I always ask everybody. Do you believe in

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<v Speaker 1>ghosts like the white little Casper thing?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 13>But do I believe that we can connect with spirits?

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<v Speaker 9>Love our animals sixty percent of my work?

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<v Speaker 1>Got it crazy? Do you believe in ghosts? Sure? I

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<v Speaker 1>like no follow up to any different? Sure? Sure? Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>You ever seen a ghost?

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<v Speaker 9>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>You ever felt one?

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<v Speaker 13>No?

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<v Speaker 9>I was doing inventory late at night once and all

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<v Speaker 9>the wine glasses started moving around and one of the

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<v Speaker 9>doors open, so I just went out there. I was like,

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<v Speaker 9>I'm scared of everything, please leave me alone, and then

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<v Speaker 9>they did, uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, do you believe in ghosts? You know it's debatable,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, no, it's not.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, if I'm by family house, I do believe in ghosts.

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<v Speaker 1>Anywhere else, yeah, it's not. No, you don't believe in ghosts,

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<v Speaker 1>is the answer. Yeah? All right, good, thank goodness. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you believe in ghost the famous question? I do not? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 13>Just surprise me with that one.

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<v Speaker 6>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>First question, your first question? Always? My first question? Wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>your first question? Yes? It was.

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<v Speaker 13>I know what I'm supposed to say here.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you don't. You're supposed to You're supposed to speak.

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<v Speaker 13>Your truth, Okay, not to choose between being authentic and

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<v Speaker 13>being liked by the host. So, yeah, I believe in ghosts.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have you ever experienced ghosts?

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<v Speaker 13>I have in I've never seen an apparition of a ghost,

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<v Speaker 13>but I've had really freaky things happen. Okay, And I

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<v Speaker 13>have friends who have like seen and they swear to

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<v Speaker 13>God like and these people would take it to their grave.

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<v Speaker 1>You hang out with a bunch of degeneration.

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<v Speaker 13>That's true, but it doesn't invalidate their ability to have

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<v Speaker 13>seen a ghost.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 13>You don't ever feel some weird shit when you walk

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<v Speaker 13>in a room, Yeah, okay, so that's just energy and

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<v Speaker 13>ghosts are just resonating energy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not. Do you believe in gay ghosts? Oh gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>gay ghosts? Just ghost I don't believe in ghosts, really,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I wish I did, but I don't. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean you wish? But basically what you said

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<v Speaker 1>to me is I wish I was stupid, But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not stupid. I'm smart. I kind of do wish that sometimes.

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<v Speaker 15>Don't you wish that that you didn't know the things

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<v Speaker 15>that you know that you have to know?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm okay. Do you believe in ghosts? John? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>ghost agnostic? Okay, evidence isn't there. Do you believe in

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<v Speaker 1>ghost ivan? Ghost agnostic? M hmm, i'd like to you. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>we'd all like to be pretty cool. It'd be amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>The best day ever, The day I see a ghost

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<v Speaker 1>is the day like I changed my life completely, all right.

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<v Speaker 10>That was because you're like, well against them, right, you

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<v Speaker 10>like you think it's foolish to.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't. I feel like that's that's true. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine with other people believe in them. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>believe them because it's like, yeah, it's not real. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>do you believe in ghosts, ghosts of previous relationships? Maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's the only type. Yeah, you don't believe in ghosts,

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<v Speaker 1>then it's a no. What about skeletons in people's closets? Metaphor? Sure? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you believe in ghosts? I knew this question was coming,

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<v Speaker 1>and still it hits me. The answer is gonna be no. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but only because I'm thinking of like the Alec Baldwin

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<v Speaker 1>Gina Davis version, like bed sheets, that reference is hitting

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<v Speaker 1>your n but that versions no. But I think there's

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<v Speaker 1>some like spiritual something going on. So I'm gonna put

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<v Speaker 1>you down for you believe in ghosts'll see. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>believe in ghosts? Yes? Absolutely, I mean absolutely, I believe

0:23:45.160 --> 0:23:49.680
<v Speaker 1>in ghosts about pet ghosts of course. So everything has

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<v Speaker 1>a spirit.

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<v Speaker 15>Everything has a spirit if the spirit has a reason

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<v Speaker 15>to stay around.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, there's condition. Sure. If you don't have unfinished business,

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<v Speaker 1>then you're just gone.

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah, you go off do whatever else you do. But

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<v Speaker 15>if you have unfinished business or there's another lesson to learn,

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<v Speaker 15>you stay around.

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<v Speaker 1>Until you learn it. Sure, horshit. I gotta learn stuff

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<v Speaker 1>after I die. There's no chance I die and I've

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<v Speaker 1>finished everything that I needed to do. Or that's why

0:24:15.160 --> 0:24:18.040
<v Speaker 1>I get more chances. It's really convenient. Yeah. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>believe in ghosts? Oh? Man, it's funny.

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<v Speaker 7>I just was in Sacramento and my friend has a

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<v Speaker 7>ghost hunting app.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's single. No, oh, there's someone for everyone. So

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 7>I believe in energy, like I think we're all energy.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry if no, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 7>But I don't know. Like I've never had a ghost experience.

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<v Speaker 7>But this friend of mine then has the ghost hunting app.

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<v Speaker 1>I have an app, so that's no.

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<v Speaker 7>But she got the app because she had this experience

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<v Speaker 7>in Scotland in an old inn where there was like

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<v Speaker 7>the sound of like someone jumping on the bed and

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<v Speaker 7>this like in a child giggle.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you don't like ghost with kids, that's all. It

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<v Speaker 1>feels a little freaky, Janelle. Do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 3>I have no opinions about ghosts, strong opinions about aliens.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, interesting, wild card? Right where are you at on aliens?

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<v Speaker 9>They're here?

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<v Speaker 1>They're here already.

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<v Speaker 9>I think they're here.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's cool. Yeah, No, I haven't even thought I

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<v Speaker 1>even thought to discuss the topic of aliens. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 10>You know, I want to believe in ghosts, and I

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<v Speaker 10>feel like I should believe in ghosts.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't believe in ghosts because you've seen behind

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<v Speaker 1>the curtain too much exactly. Ah, that's a shame that

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<v Speaker 1>I really wanted you to believe in ghosts. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>believe in ghosts? Absolutely? You absolutely believe in ghosts. And

0:25:46.200 --> 0:25:49.360
<v Speaker 1>while working at the Roosevelt Hotel, you believe you saw

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<v Speaker 1>the ghost of Marilyn Monroe. True or false? True? And

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<v Speaker 1>you tried to hit on her. Gosh, that's true. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you believe in ghosts? Yes? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 10>I had an apartment in West Hollywood, and I just

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<v Speaker 10>moved in there and my microwave turned on.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't give a fuck. I want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>this story. No, I don't want to hear this story.

0:26:14.440 --> 0:26:17.000
<v Speaker 1>I proclaimed for them to go away, and it was fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody that believes in ghosts, I need That's all I

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<v Speaker 1>need to know about them. I've never seen one.

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<v Speaker 10>I do not want to see one.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you believe in ghosts? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 14>It's like I have two sides of my brain that

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<v Speaker 14>one side can believe something or see something that's kind

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<v Speaker 14>of unexplainable, and then the other side that's like there's

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<v Speaker 14>no possible way that that is.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you give me one example of something that you've

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<v Speaker 1>seen that's unexplainable.

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<v Speaker 14>Okay, I'll tell you a quick story. Okay, So when

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<v Speaker 14>my boyfriend and I first started dating, there was a

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<v Speaker 14>lot of weird things happening around the house, you know,

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<v Speaker 14>like just very strange lights turning off, that kind of thing, which, okay,

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<v Speaker 14>you can explain away. But there was this one incident

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<v Speaker 14>that happened. We were sitting across from each other, we

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<v Speaker 14>were in the tub, We're taking a bath. I know,

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<v Speaker 14>it's fine, we had. We're sitting across from each other,

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<v Speaker 14>and he was drinking a glass of wine and as

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<v Speaker 14>we were talking, I see this like misty shadow hand

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<v Speaker 14>kind of reach across his face and I saw the

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<v Speaker 14>fingertips of this like misty dark hand grab the top

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<v Speaker 14>of the wine glass like that, and then you just

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<v Speaker 14>hear crack, crack, crack, and then he grabs the wine

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<v Speaker 14>glass and he picks it up and reaches for the

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<v Speaker 14>top of the rim of the glass and just pulls

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<v Speaker 14>it off like it was laser cut off of the

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<v Speaker 14>wine glass. I have pictures of this I can show

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<v Speaker 14>you because I've told everybody the story to try and

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<v Speaker 14>debunk it.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, how did that happen? I hear? I mean, if

0:27:53.960 --> 0:27:59.080
<v Speaker 1>you want me to it didn't happen. Your nuts, I

0:27:59.080 --> 0:28:01.679
<v Speaker 1>imagined the whole thing. Okay, I mean you buy shitty

0:28:01.720 --> 0:28:04.879
<v Speaker 1>wine glasses? Could be another explanation. True. Maybe do you

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<v Speaker 1>believe in ghosts? Yes? Good? Thank finally, now convince me.

0:28:10.960 --> 0:28:13.200
<v Speaker 3>I mean, how can they not be what happens after

0:28:13.240 --> 0:28:15.520
<v Speaker 3>somebody dies but isn't ready to go to the beyond.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just human souls that are that are the ghost

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<v Speaker 1>I think? So Okay, Yeah, have you ever had an

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<v Speaker 1>interaction with a ghost?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man kind of Uh, oh, you want me to

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<v Speaker 3>tell you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do, unless it's hard to believe. Well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>probably gonna heart be hard to believe.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, But my mom passed and I was in my

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<v Speaker 3>late twenties, and the night that she passed, my dad

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<v Speaker 3>was trying to get all the things together that we're

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<v Speaker 3>going to go inside her coffin. I know, this is

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<v Speaker 3>like a sad story, so he's like putting all this.

0:28:47.680 --> 0:28:49.640
<v Speaker 3>She had a whole list, she knew she was dying. Okay,

0:28:49.760 --> 0:28:51.880
<v Speaker 3>we planned this out. So anyway, he's like putting everything

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<v Speaker 3>together because he doesn't want to forget it. And he

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't find this broken yodro. Do you know what yodro is?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't, Okay, It's a very expensive statue. Was like

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<v Speaker 3>the first very expensive present I gave my mother when

0:29:02.400 --> 0:29:05.080
<v Speaker 3>I was younger, so I broke it in good old

0:29:05.160 --> 0:29:07.640
<v Speaker 3>kid fashion, I elbowed it. It fell, so the broken one

0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:09.480
<v Speaker 3>my mom went to be buried with, and he just

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't find it. So later that night I kind of

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<v Speaker 3>had a dream that someone sat on the edge of

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<v Speaker 3>my bed and I woke up and there was like

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<v Speaker 3>a figure, but I didn't quite see it, and it

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<v Speaker 3>told me where the yadro was. The next morning, I

0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:26.400
<v Speaker 3>woke up and I said to my dad, I kind

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<v Speaker 3>of think I saw mom last night. And she said,

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<v Speaker 3>the Yadro is in one of the kitchen cabinets. And

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<v Speaker 3>sure enough, it was in a kitchen cabinet.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, okay, it's a heartwarming story, and I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to discredit it. I just wish she would have

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<v Speaker 1>been more specific than one of the cabinets, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 15>I absolutely believe in ghosts.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 15>So I don't know how much background checking you did,

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<v Speaker 15>but I not much.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, good.

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<v Speaker 15>I used to live in San Francisco and I lived

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<v Speaker 15>in an artist commune with twenty three other people, and

0:29:58.320 --> 0:30:03.080
<v Speaker 15>it was located in an old converted nunnery. So where

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<v Speaker 15>nuns lived, where they ate, they drank, they probably died,

0:30:08.280 --> 0:30:12.600
<v Speaker 15>masturbated most likely. Yeah, there were odds everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, Do you think they do absolutely really?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I bet they don't.

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<v Speaker 15>I don't think they do it with their hands. I'm

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<v Speaker 15>sure they just like sit on a really rigid chair

0:30:22.000 --> 0:30:24.240
<v Speaker 15>or something like and just grind it to grind it

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<v Speaker 15>on the side. Yeah, that's more holy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's more Tell me so that all these nuns spirits

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<v Speaker 1>were in your building.

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<v Speaker 15>M oh okay. So I used to have a room

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<v Speaker 15>that was next to the old chapel, which was like

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<v Speaker 15>really small, really cold, San Francisco. No one believes in

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<v Speaker 15>central heating or anything like that. One night I was

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<v Speaker 15>alone in the space and books started flying off the

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<v Speaker 15>shelf straight at me, straight at me. I swear to God,

0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:54.040
<v Speaker 15>and one of them happened to be a Bible.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if that doesn't if that doesn't scare us straight,

0:30:57.440 --> 0:31:03.800
<v Speaker 1>nothing will. Do. You believe in ghost? Yes, you ever

0:31:03.960 --> 0:31:07.000
<v Speaker 1>seen a ghost? I felt ghost? I haven't seen them before.

0:31:07.200 --> 0:31:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Have you always believed in ghost or did something happen

0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:12.600
<v Speaker 1>you're like now? I believe. I think gradually over time

0:31:12.840 --> 0:31:15.680
<v Speaker 1>you hear the rumors as a child, but then as

0:31:15.720 --> 0:31:17.440
<v Speaker 1>you grow older, you start to feeling me. You know,

0:31:18.160 --> 0:31:28.720
<v Speaker 1>we're not alone, Candy, I believe we're alone. Yeah, Casha, Well, Carl,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say the majority of our guests believe in

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<v Speaker 1>ghost and have had an experience. That's pretty impressive.

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<v Speaker 4>Carl.

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<v Speaker 1>You like candy canes to give that lick you leg

0:31:39.640 --> 0:31:43.360
<v Speaker 1>it taste it. You're not gonna taste it suit yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I love a candy cane. You behanng candy canes on

0:31:48.360 --> 0:31:50.520
<v Speaker 1>your Christmas tree? Yeah, you're leaving one for Saint Nick.

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:55.720
<v Speaker 1>Just one? Well, it's just one for saying it. But

0:31:55.720 --> 0:31:59.800
<v Speaker 1>do you hang them as decoration? Yeah? You actually do. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you put six? Is that what you're gonna say? Whatever

0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:05.640
<v Speaker 1>is in a box? Because you're Christmas tree so fucking sad?

0:32:06.800 --> 0:32:08.960
<v Speaker 1>My pretty tree is sweet. Bro. It's time for us

0:32:08.960 --> 0:32:12.160
<v Speaker 1>to do our plugs, buddy. We got the uh boyswarpink

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Check that out, uh Tosh show store dot com. Yeah,

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:21.280
<v Speaker 1>Ray Carl. Some people will complaining that it took too

0:32:21.320 --> 0:32:22.960
<v Speaker 1>long for their shirt to come in, and what I

0:32:23.040 --> 0:32:26.560
<v Speaker 1>say to them is, hey, uh you should have thought

0:32:26.600 --> 0:32:30.080
<v Speaker 1>a little earlier about your Christmas gift ideas. It's not

0:32:30.160 --> 0:32:33.000
<v Speaker 1>my fault. You waited till last minute. Get those orders

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<v Speaker 1>in now, uh be early for next Christmas. That's a

0:32:37.560 --> 0:32:42.240
<v Speaker 1>good spot. Look at you just resting there on that mug.

0:32:42.840 --> 0:32:45.680
<v Speaker 1>We got some new tour dates Eddie and I doing

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<v Speaker 1>Okay now Carl time for our free plug hit the music.

0:32:56.200 --> 0:33:01.800
<v Speaker 1>D look at that that. I'll get you ready for Christmas?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, this free plugged? You know what is? I know?

0:33:05.960 --> 0:33:11.040
<v Speaker 1>These people Sunny Day Coffee, my friends. I got some friends, guys,

0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:16.640
<v Speaker 1>Ashley and Brian. They started their own coffee company selling

0:33:16.720 --> 0:33:20.160
<v Speaker 1>beans certified organic. You know, I don't know what it is.

0:33:20.200 --> 0:33:22.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't drink coffee. They always to like, why don't

0:33:22.880 --> 0:33:24.640
<v Speaker 1>you drink? I'm like, I don't. I don't drink coffee.

0:33:24.640 --> 0:33:27.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't care, but I I like it. I like

0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:32.040
<v Speaker 1>that they're doing it. They got merch upcycled vintage clothing.

0:33:32.480 --> 0:33:34.440
<v Speaker 1>How much is that stuff? That's got to be expensive?

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<v Speaker 1>Said fifty bucks. What's that sweatshirt cost? Look that up

0:33:39.120 --> 0:33:43.000
<v Speaker 1>for me, Pete sixty five? Sixty five for a sweatshirt.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a steal since it's upcycled. Does anyone have a

0:33:47.080 --> 0:33:50.800
<v Speaker 1>fucking clue what that means? I mean? They're good looking, God,

0:33:50.840 --> 0:33:54.760
<v Speaker 1>they're good looking. They're from Malibu. You ever meet people

0:33:55.120 --> 0:33:57.640
<v Speaker 1>from where you live and you're like, WHOA you live

0:33:57.680 --> 0:34:02.840
<v Speaker 1>here your whole life? Anyway, if you're ever near the

0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:07.800
<v Speaker 1>Malibu Beach RV Park, they're over there once a month

0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:11.719
<v Speaker 1>giving away free coffee. That's nice of it. You buy

0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:16.440
<v Speaker 1>a bag of beans. Yeah, I don't know. He's supported

0:34:17.120 --> 0:34:20.440
<v Speaker 1>some young people just starting a business. That's what I say.

0:34:20.760 --> 0:34:23.360
<v Speaker 1>They're good folks. I like his dad. I met his

0:34:23.480 --> 0:34:25.800
<v Speaker 1>dad a few times. I thought he was really swell.

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<v Speaker 1>Sunny Day dot co. All right, so order order some

0:34:29.680 --> 0:34:33.840
<v Speaker 1>of their coffee beans. Okay, that'd be nice if you

0:34:34.000 --> 0:34:38.279
<v Speaker 1>like coffee. If you don't like coffee, get yourself a

0:34:38.320 --> 0:34:43.719
<v Speaker 1>sixty five dollars sweatshirt. You can't go wrong. All right, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>see you next week. Mary Chris mess chrismash quishmash quishmush.

0:34:55.920 --> 0:34:59.279
<v Speaker 1>You know that's from That's Better Off Dead. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>John Ques movie. Crash rash