Speaker 1: There was a murder in my family.
Speaker 2: Good lord, Tosh Show, Tosh Show, Merry Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1: What a Toss Show gift this is. I'm here burning
Speaker 1: the Midnight owl. O, burning the midnight oil. Here. I
Speaker 1: am giving you guys a special Christmas treat.
Speaker 2: How you doing, Daniel?
Speaker 3: Ooh?
Speaker 4: Ed?
Speaker 1: If I'm gonna be honest with you, not good? What happened?
Speaker 1: Not good? No, there was a murder in my family.
Speaker 2: Good lord.
Speaker 1: Now you know when we started this podcast, the one
Speaker 1: thing I said I didn't want to do was a
Speaker 1: true crime podcast. Well guess what here we are. We
Speaker 1: have to do a true crime podcast because of the
Speaker 1: murder that happened in my family. Now, as most of
Speaker 1: you know, last week, I took the family to Maui
Speaker 1: for a week day one. Soon as I get there,
Speaker 1: I get a call from my wife's cousin, Panda as
Speaker 1: we call her, who's watching over my flock. That's all
Speaker 1: my pets, that's the dogs, the pig, the chickens. I
Speaker 1: get a call and she's a she's not doing well.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what's going on? And she's like, they
Speaker 1: killed Betty. I'm like, oh no, who killed Betty? She's
Speaker 1: like I don't know there was there was a bird
Speaker 1: eating Betty when I pulled up. This is my black chicken.
Speaker 1: Oh black Betty. Blame, blame, thank you, right on. Cue
Speaker 1: and now let me tell you some of my chickens.
Speaker 1: Uh you know, they're all they're all chickens, not a
Speaker 1: rooster in the bunch. They've been producing eggs for me
Speaker 1: for a good four and a half years. They're showgirls.
Speaker 1: It's in the silky family. They have a basically kind
Speaker 1: of a bald neck. They look like vultures, and then
Speaker 1: they have a big hair on the top of their head,
Speaker 1: so they look like a Vegas showgirl. Hence the name.
Speaker 1: I've grown attached to them. I did not buy them.
Speaker 1: My wife did. Then then she got pregnant, and she's
Speaker 1: the very first thing when she got pregnant is like, oh,
Speaker 1: it says that you can't go near a chicken coop. Oh. Oh,
Speaker 1: I have to take care of them now, I have
Speaker 1: to do everything. Great. Anyway, so you feed any living
Speaker 1: thing for five years, you develop some form of attachment.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so one of my chickens was gonna they
Speaker 1: run free every day all day and for and I
Speaker 1: have neighbors that have had chickens that killed by a coyotes,
Speaker 1: and you know, hundreds of other things, but mine have
Speaker 1: survived every day, all day, tons of coverage. No coyotes
Speaker 1: have ever breached the area of the yard that they
Speaker 1: live in. And so I obviously was feeling cocky, I guess.
Speaker 1: But day one of me being gone, one of them
Speaker 1: is killed. It's under someone else's watch, per usual. For
Speaker 1: some reason, things just don't happen when I'm around. And
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that that I'm more observant or a
Speaker 1: better guardian, but the truth is in. You know my record,
Speaker 1: zero deaths under my watch. Everybody else things die. Now
Speaker 1: I don't believe her story for one second. She's like,
Speaker 1: I was only gone six minutes or whatever the fucking
Speaker 1: lie she was. So I immediately like, I gotta figure this
Speaker 1: out now. Betty black. Betty is black. And then I
Speaker 1: have two other chickens, Hazel and Katie, all named after
Speaker 1: our dead grands that's neither here nor Haze and Katie
Speaker 1: are named after my grandparents. They're white. And if you
Speaker 1: know anything about chickens, if one chicken is introduced that
Speaker 1: looks different or whatever, a lot of times their chickens
Speaker 1: will just kill it. It's very much like prison rules.
Speaker 1: You know, Oh there's somebody new here, Eh, let's just
Speaker 1: fucking kill her. But I've always noticed that, you know,
Speaker 1: one will get broody. You know, it means they stay
Speaker 1: in the coop way longer, sometimes days, weeks at a time.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to get into that, but whatever,
Speaker 1: the white ones have always stuck together and the black
Speaker 1: one has kind of done her own thing. But they
Speaker 1: do play occasionally, and sometimes it's rougher than I like.
Speaker 1: So I started to have my suspicions of what happened,
Speaker 1: that maybe she was sick and the other two just
Speaker 1: had enough of her and took her out. And then
Speaker 1: when she was dead, a bird came and was pecking
Speaker 1: at her when uh Panda pulled up to the scene.
Speaker 1: Now this is where I'm starting to have some sympathy
Speaker 1: for for police officers, because that's the first mistake you
Speaker 1: make in an investigation. Okay, is you have this hunch
Speaker 1: and and now you're you're not open to other things.
Speaker 1: You need to let the evidence lead you, right, Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: Well that was my first mistake. I was all in
Speaker 1: on this.
Speaker 5: You're trying to prove your theory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to prove my own theory. So I'm
Speaker 1: going through all the video and here's the thing I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm just like, Ah, these these white chickens, I
Speaker 1: just don't trust them. They kind of know where the
Speaker 1: blind spots and the cameras are. They're they're they're they're
Speaker 1: i feel like they're doing shady stuff. Because I'm having
Speaker 1: to jump from one camera to another. I'm having to
Speaker 1: call my av guy John. I'm saying, hey, John, the
Speaker 1: dates aren't syncing up with the cameras for whatever reason.
Speaker 1: So now I'm like each camera I'm having to watch
Speaker 1: at a different, you know, day of the week, which
Speaker 1: is actually the same date. Don't even give me, that's John,
Speaker 1: He's just ripping me off. Whatever. I'm going through hours
Speaker 1: of footage. Meanwhile, I'm in Maui. I'm supposed to be
Speaker 1: enjoying my family. Instead I'm trying to solve the murder
Speaker 1: of Black Betty. Okay. Finally I get the videos synced
Speaker 1: up and I'm watching and now I've got it on
Speaker 1: the day and I'm watching things unfold, Okay, And every
Speaker 1: time Betty comes out of the coup, the white ones
Speaker 1: are immediately honor chasing her around the driveway, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've this is it is a slam dunk. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get this evidence in front of a judge and it's
Speaker 1: a no brainer. The next thing I'm trying to process
Speaker 1: is how do I continue to feed and love my
Speaker 1: live white chickens after knowing that they brutally murdered their
Speaker 1: black sister. You see that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That What do you do? Do you just turn? Do
Speaker 1: you just turn a blind chicken eye to that? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I can't. I can't even I can't even
Speaker 1: stomach it. And I'm gonna be honest with you. I
Speaker 1: did even cry. I wasn't crying. It's not like losing
Speaker 1: a dog, but it was. It was very sad. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: then every time Betty gets away from them, she goes
Speaker 1: back into the coop, and I'm like, just stay there,
Speaker 1: even though I know the outcome, I know where her
Speaker 1: body is gonna end up. But when she every time
Speaker 1: she goes back, I'm like, just stay back in there.
Speaker 1: I'm watching the footage on my phone, just scrolling through it.
Speaker 1: Then they're plane in an area in the front by
Speaker 1: the front door. All three of them together, and out
Speaker 1: of nowhere, a hawk comes flying in and attacks. They
Speaker 1: all scramble, but they're still in this front area, tons
Speaker 1: of coverage of trees and stuff. And the hawk comes
Speaker 1: back and purchase on a two foot high rock right
Speaker 1: in front of it, just saying, well, I'm not going anywhere,
Speaker 1: and I'm just yelling at the chickens. Just stay hidden
Speaker 1: in that back area. You've survived the first attack. And
Speaker 1: then Hazel makes a run for it. That's the white one,
Speaker 1: and Betty follows right behind her, and the hawks like
Speaker 1: that number two, you're done. Man hits her, drags her out,
Speaker 1: and then just starts going to town on her. It's
Speaker 1: just I'm not gonna show the video because it is
Speaker 1: my pet, and I don't I loved her, I guess
Speaker 1: as a pet. She gave me. She gave me breakfast
Speaker 1: for four years. I saved her last egg that she laid,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna, I don't know if I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: it to a rooster and see if they can impregnate it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that ship is sailed, I don't
Speaker 1: know how it works, But then I could have a new,
Speaker 1: you know, child from her sit on the egg, try
Speaker 1: to hatch it. What came first? Okay, never mind, my
Speaker 1: pet's being eaten by this hawk. And then thirty seven
Speaker 1: minutes later, that's how long until Panda pulls up and
Speaker 1: scares the hawk away. So that's why I'm my chicken
Speaker 1: was killed. And by the way I had I was like, well,
Speaker 1: she's like, what do you want me to do with
Speaker 1: the chicken. I'm like, put it. It's trash day. I
Speaker 1: think you just have to bag it and put in
Speaker 1: the trash can, right, yeah, Well, she just called her
Speaker 1: boyfriend and he did it. And then I come home
Speaker 1: a week later and there's still blood stained with feathers
Speaker 1: sticking out of my driveway. I'm like, oh, we didn't
Speaker 1: even do a good job of picking it up. So
Speaker 1: now I'm going to hire somebody because I'm not very
Speaker 1: good to do a cute chicken chalk outline. You know. Well,
Speaker 1: it's better than putting flowers in the middle of your
Speaker 1: driveway like a little memorial. People are gonna run over
Speaker 1: that all the time. It was horrible. It was tough, guys,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get another one? Well, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know if that would upset the ghost of Black Betty. Now,
Speaker 1: do I believe in chicken ghosts? Now, that's a question
Speaker 1: that nobody has ever asked me, And the answer is,
Speaker 1: of course, of course, I believe in chicken ghosts. By
Speaker 1: the way, that question as dumb or or meaningless as
Speaker 1: as it is. You know, the first time we asked it,
Speaker 1: we didn't really plan on asking it every single episode,
Speaker 1: But here we are option too. I'm still asking everybody
Speaker 1: to sit across from do you believe in ghosts? And
Speaker 1: it's amazing how many people can look you dead in
Speaker 1: the eye. I do believe in ghosts. Enjoy Pasha. First question,
Speaker 1: I ask all my guests, do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, Jesus Christ, that took you so long, your doctor,
Speaker 1: for God's sake. First we'll start this typical do you
Speaker 1: believe in ghosts? Maybe? Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 2: This question?
Speaker 1: Man, why do you ask everybody this question? I want
Speaker 1: to know if I'm talking to an idiot or not.
Speaker 1: So you fully don't believe you don't get this? I don't,
Speaker 1: but I don't. I didn't mean to say that.
Speaker 7: I firmly believe in them because I can feel I
Speaker 7: can feel them lots.
Speaker 1: I've maybe felt them in like fifteen different places. That
Speaker 1: is a baby that you're feeling, No, bro, I wasn't
Speaker 1: not pregnant, Oh, Tony. Do you believe in ghosts? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 8: Well only because I've had very close friends experience them
Speaker 8: in their homes. But you as stray automatal slid off,
Speaker 8: came down and shattered in a billion pieces.
Speaker 1: We live in California. Stuff falls constantly.
Speaker 8: Oh well, all right, maybe my friends are full of shit.
Speaker 1: I have to get new. But has anything ever happened
Speaker 1: to you? Or like this is obviously a ghost? No? See?
Speaker 1: Do you believe in ghosts? Yes? Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: haven't seen one, but I know they're there. How do
Speaker 1: you know? I feel it?
Speaker 9: See shadows?
Speaker 1: I see shadows. Those are really I don't know those
Speaker 1: are blips in my eyes or if that's a fucking ghost.
Speaker 1: But I feel like there's ghosts. Do you believe in ghosts, Danielle?
Speaker 4: Yes, I actually believe my house is haunted by my
Speaker 4: great grandmother.
Speaker 1: Did your great grandmother ever live in this house?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: And my grandma and we've had two grandmas pass away
Speaker 4: in that house. I've heard things, seen things, where I
Speaker 4: was a skeptic. Until you see things and hear things,
Speaker 4: you cannot explain.
Speaker 1: Well, what did you see?
Speaker 4: I have seen like the shadowy figure go through the
Speaker 4: house multiple.
Speaker 1: Times, a shadow the figure itself.
Speaker 4: No, but I've had like a remote fly across the.
Speaker 1: Room, a remote control mm hmm for like a TV.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like this is the hard evidence
Speaker 1: I was looking for.
Speaker 4: My name has been called once and I realized I
Speaker 4: was in the house by myself. But I responded, I
Speaker 4: was like yeah, and then I froze.
Speaker 1: I've done that though. Maybe I half fell asleep and
Speaker 1: you just like va, Oh, you vacuum in your sleep
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 4: It's the only time I can get things done.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in ghosts? No? See, let me tell
Speaker 1: you something right now. This is why I know that
Speaker 1: you're like a normal human. That's the only answer, everybody.
Speaker 1: Anytime I talk to people and they say that they
Speaker 1: believe in Ghost'm like, oh, I'm getting ready to have
Speaker 1: a conversation with an absolute fucking lunatic. Do you believe
Speaker 1: in ghosts? No? That's right. No, I don't say anything else.
Speaker 1: Just shut the fuck up. You don't believe in ghosts, right,
Speaker 1: exactly I knew, And to be honest with you, when
Speaker 1: I asked you that question right there, I wasn't sure
Speaker 1: how you were going to answer it. But then as
Speaker 1: soon as you said no, it's like good, thank God.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 6: Yes, yes I do. I can't disprove it. And I
Speaker 6: had one incident in the Langham Hotel where there was
Speaker 6: a butler. Our room came with a and my dad
Speaker 6: and my mom were in the next room and they
Speaker 6: were sleep and I was looking at the door. I'm
Speaker 6: meeting my room service, and the door just closes and
Speaker 6: I run to the door, and long story short, I
Speaker 6: won't explain the context.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was a ghost, but that's it. That's
Speaker 1: from that moment. You're like, well, ghost are real because
Speaker 1: of this moment of one door that swung closed or opened,
Speaker 1: which wasn't open or closed. It was slightly opened. It
Speaker 1: was slightly opened and it closed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 1: man's just a draft. Something came through. It was a
Speaker 1: ghost man.
Speaker 6: Because so if you that hotel, I don't know if
Speaker 6: it's still called the Langham. It was an old hospital.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Old that's a key word in this because old stuff.
Speaker 1: Always things happen. Do you believe the ghosts? No, of
Speaker 1: course I do. Why not? I don't know because I
Speaker 1: just don't Chandler, do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't, do you me? Yeah? Oh? Yes, big
Speaker 1: into ghosts? Do you believe in ghosts? Absolutely?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: Interesting? Alligator Jesus believes in ghosts.
Speaker 10: You know, I went to the Quad Cities and I
Speaker 10: had like close encounters with ghosts and stuff. And if
Speaker 10: it weren't for like those kind of situations, I was
Speaker 10: put in there. Like I'm a scientific brain kind of guy.
Speaker 10: I can't explain those things.
Speaker 1: Is it drug related at all? Not at all?
Speaker 10: I'm sober as hell.
Speaker 1: Let me start with my first question. Do you believe
Speaker 1: in ghosts? Now? About Bigfoot? You spend a lot of
Speaker 1: time in national parks. I've looked extensively. I haven't found him.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 11: I heard that was a question coming, so I would
Speaker 11: like you to find.
Speaker 1: Ghosts for me. First.
Speaker 11: Well, I'm a scientist, so I'm trying to figure out
Speaker 11: exactly where we're coming on this actual question.
Speaker 1: You know souls humans.
Speaker 11: After death, right, Well that's a good question. So for
Speaker 11: personally I have not experienced that. Uh huh. Right, However,
Speaker 11: we had an interest at the so she's a couple
Speaker 11: of cases where it was interesting.
Speaker 1: Now put it that way.
Speaker 11: Okay, my daughter, who was probably this time meeting around
Speaker 11: like four was the first time, comes down one morning
Speaker 11: and says, uncle Jeff talked to me last night. Okay,
Speaker 11: you had this whole conversation, tells us in great detail
Speaker 11: about what happened.
Speaker 1: We get the phone call in a couple hours later,
Speaker 1: he died.
Speaker 11: That's that night, right exactly, Like whoa Okay, two years
Speaker 11: later it happens again.
Speaker 1: Old was she about four or five ish? Two years later,
Speaker 1: got to get rid of that kid. She's like thirty five.
Speaker 1: Now I know, I'm just at four. You had your chance.
Speaker 11: Right, it happens again, uh huh with her with her
Speaker 11: great grandmother say the same thing.
Speaker 1: And then the great grandmother was passing. I passed away also,
Speaker 1: how far after the conversation like that night?
Speaker 11: She I mean that night again, your.
Speaker 1: Daughter's a murderer with your mind, yes, exactly. So let's
Speaker 1: hope she never has a dream where she's talking to
Speaker 1: you like, oh no, the clock is taken exactly. Do
Speaker 1: you believe in ghosts. I think I do. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know you do. Yes, Okay, Well I know you do
Speaker 1: because one time you told me that you when you
Speaker 1: were staying in the Memoi cabin, you said that you
Speaker 1: felt felt her. She came in the first thing, you said,
Speaker 1: there was a breeze or something came over. She did
Speaker 1: because you had the windows open and it couldn't possibly
Speaker 1: be a breeze. And she loved too, So I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure that was her. So it was a ghost. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it was. Mom saying I do you believe
Speaker 1: in ghosts?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I respect that. Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 12: Absolutely not, And I want to go on record and
Speaker 12: make sure that everybody knows, no, I do not believe
Speaker 12: in ghosts, not one bit. However, I am absolutely terrified
Speaker 12: of them.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the right answer, thank you. Do you believe
Speaker 1: in ghosts? Oh? Yes?
Speaker 5: I saw one as a child. Oh sure, yes, at
Speaker 5: my grandma and great aunt's house. I was downstairs and
Speaker 5: he passed away in this room ant's husband, and I
Speaker 5: woke up and literally screamed because I saw this whole
Speaker 5: floating ghost like thing coming towards me.
Speaker 1: Wait, you said you woke up, Well, I was awake.
Speaker 5: And I saw this thing coming towards me. I screamed,
Speaker 5: would not go back in the room. My dad slept
Speaker 5: there the next night saw the same thing.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in ghost I do not, Okay, but
Speaker 1: real quick, I'm shocked that most comics say that the
Speaker 1: comedy store is haunted and they've always had these experiences.
Speaker 1: Nothing's haunted, and the comedy store is just dirty. That's
Speaker 1: just the sound of seamen sticking to your feet as
Speaker 1: you walk through. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes? Okay, yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you know I believe in Yeah? Why not? I
Speaker 1: know why you believe in ghost because you lived in Hawaii,
Speaker 1: where all of you guys are batshit crazy. Do you
Speaker 1: believe in ghosts? No? Maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I'm from a very old part of the country.
Speaker 1: So do you believe in ghosts? Absolutely not? No, yes,
Speaker 1: you no, I'm not stupid. There's no such as fucking ghost.
Speaker 1: What about the holy ghost? You know you already know
Speaker 1: where I stand on that. No, Oh, you don't believe
Speaker 1: in that. I thought I thought your Italian roots would
Speaker 1: would trump that, which is ironic. But do you believe
Speaker 1: in ghosts? Yes? I would say I do believe in
Speaker 1: ghosts honestly, gun to your head. You believe in ghosts? Yes?
Speaker 1: I do believe in ghosts. Really, yes I do.
Speaker 6: I've I've felt them tickle my feet at night.
Speaker 1: But I'm joking. No, you don't believe in ghosts. Yes
Speaker 1: I do. I do. You really don't know spirits.
Speaker 6: I don't know if his ghost in his spirits?
Speaker 1: Nothing, it's something that's like floating around. No, there's nothing
Speaker 1: that we can't see what we feel. We don't feel anything, right,
Speaker 1: don't you feel something? All the stories and everything could
Speaker 1: care less about the stories, couldn't care less. Do you
Speaker 1: believe in ghosts? No? Do you know? I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: ask this my first question to all my but for you,
Speaker 1: it's been my fiftieth question only because I know the answer.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in ghosts? Absolutely? I feel like I
Speaker 1: can skip my normal first question that I ask all
Speaker 1: my guests. Check you believe in ghosts? I mean, what
Speaker 1: do you mean by ghosts? I don't know. That's just
Speaker 1: a question I always ask everybody. Do you believe in
Speaker 1: ghosts like the white little Casper thing?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 13: But do I believe that we can connect with spirits?
Speaker 9: Love our animals sixty percent of my work?
Speaker 1: Got it crazy? Do you believe in ghosts? Sure? I
Speaker 1: like no follow up to any different? Sure? Sure? Why not?
Speaker 1: You ever seen a ghost?
Speaker 9: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: You ever felt one?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 9: I was doing inventory late at night once and all
Speaker 9: the wine glasses started moving around and one of the
Speaker 9: doors open, so I just went out there. I was like,
Speaker 9: I'm scared of everything, please leave me alone, and then
Speaker 9: they did, uh huh.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, No, do you believe in ghosts? You know it's debatable,
Speaker 1: you know, no, it's not.
Speaker 10: Well, if I'm by family house, I do believe in ghosts.
Speaker 1: Anywhere else, yeah, it's not. No, you don't believe in ghosts,
Speaker 1: is the answer. Yeah? All right, good, thank goodness. Do
Speaker 1: you believe in ghost the famous question? I do not? Okay,
Speaker 1: do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Just surprise me with that one.
Speaker 6: Huh.
Speaker 1: First question, your first question? Always? My first question? Wasn't
Speaker 1: your first question? Yes? It was.
Speaker 13: I know what I'm supposed to say here.
Speaker 1: No, you don't. You're supposed to You're supposed to speak.
Speaker 13: Your truth, Okay, not to choose between being authentic and
Speaker 13: being liked by the host. So, yeah, I believe in ghosts.
Speaker 1: Do you have you ever experienced ghosts?
Speaker 13: I have in I've never seen an apparition of a ghost,
Speaker 13: but I've had really freaky things happen. Okay, And I
Speaker 13: have friends who have like seen and they swear to
Speaker 13: God like and these people would take it to their grave.
Speaker 1: You hang out with a bunch of degeneration.
Speaker 13: That's true, but it doesn't invalidate their ability to have
Speaker 13: seen a ghost.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 13: You don't ever feel some weird shit when you walk
Speaker 13: in a room, Yeah, okay, so that's just energy and
Speaker 13: ghosts are just resonating energy.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. Do you believe in gay ghosts? Oh gosh,
Speaker 1: gay ghosts? Just ghost I don't believe in ghosts, really,
Speaker 1: I know. I wish I did, but I don't. What
Speaker 1: do you mean you wish? But basically what you said
Speaker 1: to me is I wish I was stupid, But I'm
Speaker 1: not stupid. I'm smart. I kind of do wish that sometimes.
Speaker 15: Don't you wish that that you didn't know the things
Speaker 15: that you know that you have to know?
Speaker 1: No, I'm okay. Do you believe in ghosts? John? I'm
Speaker 1: ghost agnostic? Okay, evidence isn't there. Do you believe in
Speaker 1: ghost ivan? Ghost agnostic? M hmm, i'd like to you. Sure,
Speaker 1: we'd all like to be pretty cool. It'd be amazing.
Speaker 1: The best day ever, The day I see a ghost
Speaker 1: is the day like I changed my life completely, all right.
Speaker 10: That was because you're like, well against them, right, you
Speaker 10: like you think it's foolish to.
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I feel like that's that's true. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm fine with other people believe in them. I don't
Speaker 1: believe them because it's like, yeah, it's not real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you believe in ghosts, ghosts of previous relationships? Maybe,
Speaker 1: but that's the only type. Yeah, you don't believe in ghosts,
Speaker 1: then it's a no. What about skeletons in people's closets? Metaphor? Sure? Sure?
Speaker 1: Do you believe in ghosts? I knew this question was coming,
Speaker 1: and still it hits me. The answer is gonna be no. Okay,
Speaker 1: but only because I'm thinking of like the Alec Baldwin
Speaker 1: Gina Davis version, like bed sheets, that reference is hitting
Speaker 1: your n but that versions no. But I think there's
Speaker 1: some like spiritual something going on. So I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: you down for you believe in ghosts'll see. Do you
Speaker 1: believe in ghosts? Yes? Absolutely, I mean absolutely, I believe
Speaker 1: in ghosts about pet ghosts of course. So everything has
Speaker 1: a spirit.
Speaker 15: Everything has a spirit if the spirit has a reason
Speaker 15: to stay around.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's condition. Sure. If you don't have unfinished business,
Speaker 1: then you're just gone.
Speaker 15: Yeah, you go off do whatever else you do. But
Speaker 15: if you have unfinished business or there's another lesson to learn,
Speaker 15: you stay around.
Speaker 1: Until you learn it. Sure, horshit. I gotta learn stuff
Speaker 1: after I die. There's no chance I die and I've
Speaker 1: finished everything that I needed to do. Or that's why
Speaker 1: I get more chances. It's really convenient. Yeah. Do you
Speaker 1: believe in ghosts? Oh? Man, it's funny.
Speaker 7: I just was in Sacramento and my friend has a
Speaker 7: ghost hunting app.
Speaker 1: And she's single. No, oh, there's someone for everyone. So
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I believe in energy, like I think we're all energy.
Speaker 1: Sorry if no, it's okay.
Speaker 7: But I don't know. Like I've never had a ghost experience.
Speaker 7: But this friend of mine then has the ghost hunting app.
Speaker 1: I have an app, so that's no.
Speaker 7: But she got the app because she had this experience
Speaker 7: in Scotland in an old inn where there was like
Speaker 7: the sound of like someone jumping on the bed and
Speaker 7: this like in a child giggle.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't like ghost with kids, that's all. It
Speaker 1: feels a little freaky, Janelle. Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 3: I have no opinions about ghosts, strong opinions about aliens.
Speaker 1: Oh, interesting, wild card? Right where are you at on aliens?
Speaker 9: They're here?
Speaker 1: They're here already.
Speaker 9: I think they're here.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. Yeah, No, I haven't even thought I
Speaker 1: even thought to discuss the topic of aliens. Do you
Speaker 1: believe in ghosts?
Speaker 10: You know, I want to believe in ghosts, and I
Speaker 10: feel like I should believe in ghosts.
Speaker 1: No, I don't believe in ghosts because you've seen behind
Speaker 1: the curtain too much exactly. Ah, that's a shame that
Speaker 1: I really wanted you to believe in ghosts. Do you
Speaker 1: believe in ghosts? Absolutely? You absolutely believe in ghosts. And
Speaker 1: while working at the Roosevelt Hotel, you believe you saw
Speaker 1: the ghost of Marilyn Monroe. True or false? True? And
Speaker 1: you tried to hit on her. Gosh, that's true. Do
Speaker 1: you believe in ghosts? Yes? Absolutely?
Speaker 10: I had an apartment in West Hollywood, and I just
Speaker 10: moved in there and my microwave turned on.
Speaker 1: No, I don't give a fuck. I want to hear
Speaker 1: this story. No, I don't want to hear this story.
Speaker 1: I proclaimed for them to go away, and it was fine.
Speaker 1: Anybody that believes in ghosts, I need That's all I
Speaker 1: need to know about them. I've never seen one.
Speaker 10: I do not want to see one.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in ghosts? I don't know.
Speaker 14: It's like I have two sides of my brain that
Speaker 14: one side can believe something or see something that's kind
Speaker 14: of unexplainable, and then the other side that's like there's
Speaker 14: no possible way that that is.
Speaker 1: Could you give me one example of something that you've
Speaker 1: seen that's unexplainable.
Speaker 14: Okay, I'll tell you a quick story. Okay, So when
Speaker 14: my boyfriend and I first started dating, there was a
Speaker 14: lot of weird things happening around the house, you know,
Speaker 14: like just very strange lights turning off, that kind of thing, which, okay,
Speaker 14: you can explain away. But there was this one incident
Speaker 14: that happened. We were sitting across from each other, we
Speaker 14: were in the tub, We're taking a bath. I know,
Speaker 14: it's fine, we had. We're sitting across from each other,
Speaker 14: and he was drinking a glass of wine and as
Speaker 14: we were talking, I see this like misty shadow hand
Speaker 14: kind of reach across his face and I saw the
Speaker 14: fingertips of this like misty dark hand grab the top
Speaker 14: of the wine glass like that, and then you just
Speaker 14: hear crack, crack, crack, and then he grabs the wine
Speaker 14: glass and he picks it up and reaches for the
Speaker 14: top of the rim of the glass and just pulls
Speaker 14: it off like it was laser cut off of the
Speaker 14: wine glass. I have pictures of this I can show
Speaker 14: you because I've told everybody the story to try and
Speaker 14: debunk it.
Speaker 1: Like, how did that happen? I hear? I mean, if
Speaker 1: you want me to it didn't happen. Your nuts, I
Speaker 1: imagined the whole thing. Okay, I mean you buy shitty
Speaker 1: wine glasses? Could be another explanation. True. Maybe do you
Speaker 1: believe in ghosts? Yes? Good? Thank finally, now convince me.
Speaker 3: I mean, how can they not be what happens after
Speaker 3: somebody dies but isn't ready to go to the beyond.
Speaker 1: It's just human souls that are that are the ghost
Speaker 1: I think? So Okay, Yeah, have you ever had an
Speaker 1: interaction with a ghost?
Speaker 3: Oh man kind of Uh, oh, you want me to
Speaker 3: tell you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do, unless it's hard to believe. Well, it's
Speaker 1: probably gonna heart be hard to believe.
Speaker 3: Okay, But my mom passed and I was in my
Speaker 3: late twenties, and the night that she passed, my dad
Speaker 3: was trying to get all the things together that we're
Speaker 3: going to go inside her coffin. I know, this is
Speaker 3: like a sad story, so he's like putting all this.
Speaker 3: She had a whole list, she knew she was dying. Okay,
Speaker 3: we planned this out. So anyway, he's like putting everything
Speaker 3: together because he doesn't want to forget it. And he
Speaker 3: couldn't find this broken yodro. Do you know what yodro is?
Speaker 3: I don't, Okay, It's a very expensive statue. Was like
Speaker 3: the first very expensive present I gave my mother when
Speaker 3: I was younger, so I broke it in good old
Speaker 3: kid fashion, I elbowed it. It fell, so the broken one
Speaker 3: my mom went to be buried with, and he just
Speaker 3: couldn't find it. So later that night I kind of
Speaker 3: had a dream that someone sat on the edge of
Speaker 3: my bed and I woke up and there was like
Speaker 3: a figure, but I didn't quite see it, and it
Speaker 3: told me where the yadro was. The next morning, I
Speaker 3: woke up and I said to my dad, I kind
Speaker 3: of think I saw mom last night. And she said,
Speaker 3: the Yadro is in one of the kitchen cabinets. And
Speaker 3: sure enough, it was in a kitchen cabinet.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, it's a heartwarming story, and I'm not
Speaker 1: going to discredit it. I just wish she would have
Speaker 1: been more specific than one of the cabinets, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 15: I absolutely believe in ghosts.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 15: So I don't know how much background checking you did,
Speaker 15: but I not much.
Speaker 6: Okay, good.
Speaker 15: I used to live in San Francisco and I lived
Speaker 15: in an artist commune with twenty three other people, and
Speaker 15: it was located in an old converted nunnery. So where
Speaker 15: nuns lived, where they ate, they drank, they probably died,
Speaker 15: masturbated most likely. Yeah, there were odds everywhere.
Speaker 1: I thought, Do you think they do absolutely really?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I bet they don't.
Speaker 15: I don't think they do it with their hands. I'm
Speaker 15: sure they just like sit on a really rigid chair
Speaker 15: or something like and just grind it to grind it
Speaker 15: on the side. Yeah, that's more holy.
Speaker 1: That's more Tell me so that all these nuns spirits
Speaker 1: were in your building.
Speaker 15: M oh okay. So I used to have a room
Speaker 15: that was next to the old chapel, which was like
Speaker 15: really small, really cold, San Francisco. No one believes in
Speaker 15: central heating or anything like that. One night I was
Speaker 15: alone in the space and books started flying off the
Speaker 15: shelf straight at me, straight at me. I swear to God,
Speaker 15: and one of them happened to be a Bible.
Speaker 1: I mean, if that doesn't if that doesn't scare us straight,
Speaker 1: nothing will. Do. You believe in ghost? Yes, you ever
Speaker 1: seen a ghost? I felt ghost? I haven't seen them before.
Speaker 1: Have you always believed in ghost or did something happen
Speaker 1: you're like now? I believe. I think gradually over time
Speaker 1: you hear the rumors as a child, but then as
Speaker 1: you grow older, you start to feeling me. You know,
Speaker 1: we're not alone, Candy, I believe we're alone. Yeah, Casha, Well, Carl,
Speaker 1: I would say the majority of our guests believe in
Speaker 1: ghost and have had an experience. That's pretty impressive.
Speaker 4: Carl.
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Speaker 1: Just one? Well, it's just one for saying it. But
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Speaker 1: I don't drink coffee. They always to like, why don't
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