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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject there's no way to bless this mess. Boy, this

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Speaker 1: is a mess right here. Wait till you hear h

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Speaker 1: right now the nephew in the building with today's praying

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Speaker 1: phone call. What do you have for us today? Nov

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Speaker 1: Your super Bowl parties are too loud? Your super Bowl

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Speaker 1: parties are too loud. Hey, gonna tell you somebody turn

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Speaker 1: a party down because I'm in the neighborhood, because I'm

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Speaker 1: a neighbor and I wasn't invited. Hello, Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach Gerard. Yeah, this is what's called Hey, this

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Speaker 1: is this is Curtis Man. I'm I'm one of your

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Speaker 1: neighbors in the neighborhood. I'm about three, I think about

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Speaker 1: three streets over from you. I'm reaching out to you, man,

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Speaker 1: I know the super Bowl coming up? Are you? Are

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Speaker 1: you playing on throwing your your annual Super Bowl party

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Speaker 1: this year? How you get you said you're in the neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: Y'all live in the Neighboroo, I'm I'm three streets over

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Speaker 1: from you. Oh okay, yeah, how did you hear about

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Speaker 1: the Super Bowl party. Man, I mean, I mean, everybody

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Speaker 1: knows about it. I mean, you know, it's it's it's

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Speaker 1: it's pretty big. Every year you got you know, I

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Speaker 1: mean it's it's it's cars everywhere. I mean, you guys

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Speaker 1: be me rocking for all through the NiFe on Super

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Speaker 1: Bowl Night. So I'm calling to see if you are

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Speaker 1: you throwing it this year? Um? Yes, and you I

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Speaker 1: do it every year, man, I do it every year.

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Speaker 1: All the neighbors come over, everybody comes over, We have

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Speaker 1: a good time. So yeah, we're gonna be doing it

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Speaker 1: again this year. While what's up? Okay? So here here

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Speaker 1: what I want to tell you, man, every year your

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Speaker 1: party too loud, and here's people parking all in front

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Speaker 1: of other people's houses. You know, I'm three streets old.

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Speaker 1: It's people parking in my driveway to get to your house.

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Speaker 1: And to be honest with you, just too loud. And

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm just telling you this year, if that is

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Speaker 1: loud this year, I'm calling the police this year. Man,

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Speaker 1: this is what you really called me for. You really

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Speaker 1: called me to threaten me, to tell me you're gonna

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Speaker 1: call the police shut down my party. Brood too loud? Man,

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Speaker 1: Met everybody and everybody in the neighborhood come to my party. Man,

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Speaker 1: ain't know everybody in the nohood don't come because I

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Speaker 1: damn so ain't been there. That's because you ain't get

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Speaker 1: an invite. You. That's why you ain't get no invite,

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Speaker 1: I said, you hater. That's why I'm not. No. I

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Speaker 1: ain't no hater. I'm just telling you your stuff is

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Speaker 1: out of control. Man. You gotta tone it. You gotta

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Speaker 1: good control of your party. You don't have control of it. Man,

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Speaker 1: you're telling me how to control my control. Your mouth started.

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Speaker 1: Let's start right there. All right, you ain't calling No,

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Speaker 1: you ain't doing none of that. We ain't doing ye.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, you ain't telling me what I'm not gonna do.

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Speaker 1: All right, you do one. You're the one on the party.

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Speaker 1: You the one got people parking and people drive away.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, that's right. If it happens this year, I'm

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Speaker 1: calling the police. You ain't calling nobody. You ain't calling

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Speaker 1: that every person. I'm gonna tell you that right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So how are you fnna stop me? How are you

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Speaker 1: fnna stop me from making sure I got peace and

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Speaker 1: on my street at my house, I'm gonna stop you

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Speaker 1: with a size twelve right up, y'all. Okay, okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you again. Control your party,

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Speaker 1: get the noise level where it ain't disturbing everybody in

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Speaker 1: the neighborhood, and stop people from parking in people's driveway.

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Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you again, I'm about to have

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Speaker 1: a party with my size twelve right up in ya Hey, dude,

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Speaker 1: it is what it is. It is. Look for the

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Speaker 1: police to be at your party, all right, Look for

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Speaker 1: the people to look for the police to be at

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Speaker 1: your damn party, because evidently you don't respect your neighbors.

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Speaker 1: It is what it is. You know. You know what

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Speaker 1: I do, respect my neighbors because all the neighbors in

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Speaker 1: the neighborhood come except for you, because we already know

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Speaker 1: you're on Y're on that list. Yet I hated that's

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Speaker 1: the neighbor that be calling toe trucks and you know,

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Speaker 1: complaining about leaves and yard that I know exactly who

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Speaker 1: you are. That's why you never got to invite to

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Speaker 1: the because you do not even know me. Dude. You

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Speaker 1: use the idear who I am? Use a buster. But

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the buster that's calling po Post to

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Speaker 1: be over there on sudden listen to snitch snitching, that's

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Speaker 1: a I t state that that's not snitching. It's controlling

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Speaker 1: the atmosphere and stopping it from being out of control.

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Speaker 1: You as something, so so you think people that's going

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Speaker 1: to your party ought to be at the park in

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Speaker 1: my driveway? Listen, man, I'm gonna be real with you.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry if anybody bad parked in your driveway, but

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Speaker 1: nothing for you to just knock on the door and say, hey,

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Speaker 1: excuse me. You know I'm trying to get out, you

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Speaker 1: know whatever, whatever, I make sure I put it on

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Speaker 1: on the flyers that we don't want people blocking driveways.

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Speaker 1: But you know, obviously it happened, and I apologize for that.

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Speaker 1: But that's no reason for you to be going on

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Speaker 1: extra crazy and going to extra mount talking about I'm

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Speaker 1: calling the police what he calling nobody? Man? Shut up?

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Speaker 1: That right there is what's wrong with black people today.

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Speaker 1: Instead of coming to me like a man, you're coming

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Speaker 1: to me like a coward. Instead of coming to me

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Speaker 1: like a man and saying listen now, because the first

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Speaker 1: thing you're talking about, oh, I'm gonna call the police.

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Speaker 1: And then when the police come and beat your black

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Speaker 1: that's up. You're gonna be on the other line complaining,

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Speaker 1: talk about what it is to be you want to

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Speaker 1: be shut and doing this and that, don't you know,

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Speaker 1: that's how you give up man. So it's black people.

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Speaker 1: We gotta learn how to stick together and come together.

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Speaker 1: If you want to come to the party, it sounds

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Speaker 1: like you're a silent hayter on the low for real,

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Speaker 1: like you really want to come to the party, but

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Speaker 1: because you're the only person in the neighborhood that hasn't

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Speaker 1: been invited. Now you're talking about calling the police. I

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Speaker 1: know exactly who you are. Who am I You that

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Speaker 1: dude that live up to three streets over and you

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Speaker 1: drive that that red pickup truck with the flannel shirts

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Speaker 1: and all of that. You're the only person in the

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Speaker 1: hood driving a red pickup truck and flannel what's wrong

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Speaker 1: with you? Man? That's why you ain't get no invite.

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Speaker 1: And on top of that, all those dogs you got

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Speaker 1: running around in your backyard, you need to clean them up.

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Speaker 1: They'd be back there in and everything. And then the

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Speaker 1: other neighbors can't even have barbecues because you're big rusty

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Speaker 1: gass dogs running around you gotta nerves to be talking

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Speaker 1: about you calling the police when we need to be

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Speaker 1: calling the city on you. All that trash and you

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Speaker 1: got in front of your house. Man, get out of here.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the cops on you right now if

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Speaker 1: you ain't, because you're wearing a flannel shirts with red

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Speaker 1: pickup truck and the dogs running around with calling the

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Speaker 1: front yard, in the back gyard all over the place.

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Speaker 1: Who are you that? Tell me? Say no more. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you who I am. This is nephew Tommy

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Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Just got pranked by

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Speaker 1: your next dough neighbor, Brian. That's who I am. You

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Speaker 1: know what? You know what? You know what? Now I'm

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Speaker 1: definitely gonna kick you in his bad You had me going, Man,

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Speaker 1: I hold when I run this prank, I hope the

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Speaker 1: man with the red pickup truck in the flanner shirt

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Speaker 1: ain't listening to it. All right, Man, I got one

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Speaker 1: more thing. You gotta tell me what's the baddest and

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Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man,

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Speaker 1: you already know it's the Steam Harvey Morning Show. Bro.

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Speaker 1: Now you have it you played too much. I'm telling

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Speaker 1: that twins. But hey, I ain't been invited. Right, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna call up. I know exactly who you are. You

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Speaker 1: wanted to Red Trump with him refrigerating the stuff on

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Speaker 1: your front, your nasty stay up. I know exactly who

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Speaker 1: you are. Love it, keep it, stupid baby, my me

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Speaker 1: all about I'm coming to the gun. Baby that's right,

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Speaker 1: wants the fourteenth Saturday night at the Montgomery Performing On centing.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to miss it. Stupidity is on the

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Speaker 1: way to Montgomery, Alabama. That Gump, that forest Gump, that Gump.

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Speaker 1: I will beat the baby. Tickets on sale right now

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Speaker 1: all ticket Master outlets, or you can go to the

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Speaker 1: Montgomery Performing Off Performing Arts box office. It gets yourselves

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Speaker 1: some tickets, all right? All right, he got some tickets

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Speaker 1: for sale. Somebody know where to go get him buying

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Speaker 1: tickets all at the damn Doughnut Palace, Mary Fys, some

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Speaker 1: mufflers shop. You can get the big Thomas Taco stand. Boy,

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Speaker 1: I'm so happy and ticket Master things, yeah, get your ticket.

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Speaker 1: What is crazy tickets? All right? Thank you? Club job nephew,

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Speaker 1: coming up coming up next. Today's Strawberry Letters subject there's

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Speaker 1: no way to bless this mess. We'll get into it

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Speaker 1: right after this