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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemyists. Sammys Kevin pa,

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Speaker 1: yes that Kevin. Yes, I do pronounce it tomato. And

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Speaker 1: if you were born and raised in these formerly United States,

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Speaker 1: and you ever hear someone say tomato, never stop making

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Speaker 1: this town in front of their face. But I digress.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet m saw in no particular order. Let's quickly

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Speaker 1: check up with the Craig Atkowski for his two Valentine's

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Speaker 1: wrap up report. Oh, my wife Carla and I had

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Speaker 1: a very romantic Valentine's Day. We went to the movies

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Speaker 1: we're not in school. This was like two o'clock on

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Speaker 1: them whenever it was a Tuesday, and they were talking

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Speaker 1: constantly through the movies. So we moved back to the

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Speaker 1: having sex. What movie theater was this that? This is

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Speaker 1: at the amc Americana in Glendale, California. And uh and

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Speaker 1: so then we moved back to our previous seats to

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Speaker 1: tolerate the talking teenagers rather than the fucking teenagers. Was

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Speaker 1: there a moment where you thought about capturing it on

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Speaker 1: your iPhone. Not at all, not even not even for

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Speaker 1: a moment, and then we went to shake check. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is romantic. Well, so there was sex involved in

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Speaker 1: your Valentine's and that's the goodness. Sex between two buns,

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Speaker 1: your favorite cut on your back door. Baby. Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: there's Chris Alvarado, silly surfer fill in the blank. Please.

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Speaker 1: When I remember my dreams, they're usually about blank, how

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Speaker 1: I should be doing better for my family. You do

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Speaker 1: not dream about punishing yourself like that? Yes I do, Yes, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just had dream last night. I was thinking of

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Speaker 1: calling my dad this morning, but I was like, I

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Speaker 1: don't need to like send any like bad or sad

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Speaker 1: vibes into the universe. But last night it was like

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Speaker 1: a dream where he was at like a screen door

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Speaker 1: and I was like letting him down somehow, You're letting

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Speaker 1: him down through the screen door. Yeah. Like it was

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Speaker 1: a conversation a sports and uh yeah, I will say

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Speaker 1: somebody who recently wrote into us um as. I was

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Speaker 1: just kind of looking through some suggestions and this I

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Speaker 1: He was like, hey, dude, stop putting yourself down. It's

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Speaker 1: fucking whack. Like not even like you're like you're good

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Speaker 1: or like love yourself. It's and needs to use whack.

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Speaker 1: What a great uh spirit lifter inspiration. Stop it's whacked.

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Speaker 1: One last thing, if I may Craig, Oh yes you

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Speaker 1: did see you? Okay, I saw that. D our friend

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Speaker 1: David Burke Deeper Illustration did a Craigslist Um. Um, it

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Speaker 1: looks really cool. It looks really cool. So just a

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Speaker 1: quick shot out to Dee Burke David Burke Illustration for

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Speaker 1: doing such cool work. Yeah, his hand drawn animation is

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Speaker 1: pretty whack. I don't know if you're using that right. No,

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Speaker 1: I think it's shit. No, No, I'm kidding. We love

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Speaker 1: David and his work. Look Out it's James Ceney, Jackson, Jamison, Jimmy.

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Speaker 1: What is your favorite time of day? And one I

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Speaker 1: guess I like, um, anything after about six o'clock in

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Speaker 1: and you could enjoy yourself until you go to bed.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty fantastic. Did you um, did you come to

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Speaker 1: about yourself? Well, I guess I came to it probably

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Speaker 1: think it's the takeaway for everybody. And now please welcome

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Speaker 1: back Joigns. Hey there, Jackie or jack Is there a

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Speaker 1: movie you saw one hundred times when you were young

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Speaker 1: that you still maybe can't admit is absolute ship? Oh?

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Speaker 1: That I think is absolute ship. Well know that you

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Speaker 1: can't admit that it is because you saw it when

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Speaker 1: took her forever to realize, Oh, Independence Day really is

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Speaker 1: we'll let you know. Yeah, I guaranteed ship Father of

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Speaker 1: That's never been said. But a you got more, Martin Short?

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Speaker 1: And who doesn't want more? Frank. They give the people

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Speaker 1: That's something I know Joey Greer has been waiting for.

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Speaker 1: to comment on Fathers of the Bride too with fresh eyes,

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Speaker 1: But may you forever dropped the sub thrice when you shower,

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Speaker 1: if you think at least it's Joey Greer dog leg

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Speaker 1: left knob. Why don't you believe in STDs? I don't

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Speaker 1: fact that if you're going to transmiss something that's gonna

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Speaker 1: be hand to hand. I know what you're gonna say.

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Speaker 1: I can go up into software and go into the net,

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Speaker 1: just pass around, even going through a speaker, but some

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Speaker 1: automated factory. Okay, so don't tell me that there isn't

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Speaker 1: gathered from your listener emails. I made a request last

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Speaker 1: patroon v I P. Sean Garrison, who wrote, Hello Alchemy,

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Speaker 1: this crew. I've been listeners since day one. But I've

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Speaker 1: Well clearly it is. Anyway. My scene suggestion is hip

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Speaker 1: Love you all, Sean. So this cocktail right here is

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Speaker 1: an infusion of ginger, mescal, a little bit of lime salt. Right.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of a plan of Paloma, but it's different.

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Speaker 1: need some water, some water. Yeah, coy Glenn, Hey will

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Speaker 1: we have to bring our own troubles? I think started.

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Speaker 1: kill me? We get that water? Please, water, come right up? Fuck?

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Speaker 1: Can't you put some mint and some water, of course, Dominic, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I promised. Thank you so much for taking me under

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Speaker 1: you want in Brooklyn before you came down. Hey, if

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Speaker 1: That's so amazing. We can do this on social cultural

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Social Gocial meet Up. UM is also

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Speaker 1: is it true that you guys have come boocha on tap?

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Speaker 1: Timidate Timid, Timothy Timothey, Timid Ta. Here's the thing, boss,

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Speaker 1: many bottles have you packed today? Tam Uh? This is

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Speaker 1: I'm right here. You don't need to yell back into

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Speaker 1: Order up. We got we got ten chilies. Put those back.

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Speaker 1: Keep it hot, though, Luke. And that is why I'm

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Speaker 1: see more work robots, slaes and gentlemen. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: to pivot. I'm sorry. What um okay, so what does that?

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00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:31,680
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Huh we're gonna go automated. Okay,

421
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 1: so we're gonna do automated things, Janet, and I no,

422
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: your your Janet, I'm Beverly. This is kind of the

423
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: reason why we watch Mojo's crushing Janet. You're Janet, and

424
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 1: Beverly is bever Do you know the right Janet? Okay,

425
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 1: you're Janet. I don't think they're getting your point, Carl.

426
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 1: Perhaps I could offer up a better, cleaner explanation. Who

427
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 1: is this? This is Cyprus. I'm Cyprus one thousand. Pleasure

428
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 1: to meet both of your acquaintances. Look at those butchers,

429
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 1: they're silicon and plants. Just don't just don't make it. Please?

430
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 1: Why are those messages? Please? One? Look, I gotta be honest.

431
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: I don't think this is ethical. Okay, I'm a dentist.

432
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,399
Speaker 1: I don't just hand out novocaine willy nilly. But I

433
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 1: know your brother I have I don't. You don't have

434
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 1: to explain it just saying it's it's the workplace danger

435
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: that I don't have to say. This can't come back

436
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 1: to me if I've known your brother for seventeen months now,

437
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: I mean that guy is true blue. You know what

438
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 1: I mean? Any balanced for you? Hey, we never we

439
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 1: never traced it back to you when we got busted

440
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 1: with the nitrous tank, did we? You do not? You

441
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: do not give me that novocane? All right? Do you

442
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 1: want topical like you got last time or do you

443
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: want that I'd like you to do is put the

444
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 1: topical on first, so I don't know, it's not so

445
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: paintful with the injection. Here's what are you a dentist?

446
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: Been to one or two? Yeah, so I'll just put

447
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 1: up and put on my tongue. All right, now this

448
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: won't hurt as much as it Here we go and

449
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 1: all right everyone, thanks for coming to the shop floor

450
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: just for a second and we'll get right back to it. Um,

451
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: So we've just implemented some new kind of technology. We

452
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 1: don't want to automate obviously, we want to keep everyone here,

453
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 1: but we do have a pain sensor that's going to

454
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: be attached everyone's tongue. So based on that receptor, will

455
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 1: we will just know exactly, you know, how little or

456
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 1: much whatever everyone is able to deal with. So um,

457
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 1: everyone just kind of attached it on there in the

458
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 1: sense will naturally just send a little shock, just snaps

459
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 1: right and shouldn't feel that awkward, and you'll just feel

460
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: a light tremor light shock that's just gonna go in

461
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 1: and all right, well that's your pain more than okay, okay,

462
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 1: well then that just just make sure to press it

463
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: I'm feeling a lot of things. All right, we feel

464
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: a lot of pain. I just press that button and

465
00:26:54,320 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: then I puped forward, akard forward for rock work. Did

466
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 1: you put the scissors in correctly? I'm fed scissors. That's

467
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 1: what I'm hearing. She's trying to say this, censor. Use Janet,

468
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: I'm Janet. Excuse Janet. Okay, that's Beverly. That's Beverly. Are

469
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: you Janet Benderley? Okay, I'm not putting this in my

470
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: mouth because what does that have to do with selling couches.

471
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 1: I don't think I gonna take her all. My mom

472
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: is a hot sauce couch and cardboard factor. We do

473
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 1: a lot of different things, and we don't want to

474
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: attension workers. Attention workers, please exit the building. You no

475
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: longer have a job. Okay, Well there it is. Wait

476
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 1: what was that out of your mouth? All right, well

477
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 1: this is it. I guess I'd like to see a

478
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 1: doctor about a private matter. Um to do with a

479
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: private part. Okay, I just fell out a couple of

480
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 1: forms for me. Please, and then, just between the two

481
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 1: of us, do you want to tell me somehow I

482
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: don't know. My penis got burnt, it got it got

483
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: like burnt. Who's that you know? It's the coworker Mike,

484
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 1: and and he enjoys your pain that sort of thing.

485
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 1: I mean, it was one of those classic comedy xerox

486
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: kind of things without the xerox machine, and it's dout

487
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: your butt cheeks. It's uh, listen, just get me into

488
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: a doctor. Yeah, tell me. I don't want to say

489
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: it out loud, right, but it'll feel better. There was

490
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: silicone but on the robot, and I put the penis

491
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: in the robot, and apparently that the silicone was just

492
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: for you. And now I got electrical burn on my

493
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: cock shut shut up. Yeah. Uh, if anyone's gonna enjoy

494
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: cockburn that much, we're gonna end the scene. It pronounced

495
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: Coburn coburne three council paid v I p Andy Montoya,

496
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: who wrote Ola to anyone and everyone. I was hoping

497
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: to get a scene suggestion in early enough in time

498
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: for my birthday in late March. So if this makes

499
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: it in and it's around the seven, happy birthday to me.

500
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: Hopefully being thirty is the new twenty huh. Anyway, here

501
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: is the scene the first people on Mars thanks to

502
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: take care. Alright, So who got the strawberries and who

503
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: got the bananas? Just a quick show of hands on

504
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: the strawberries. Strawberries? Oh okay, I had a strawberry banana. Okay, good, good,

505
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: good goods. Only one of you got strawberry and bananas,

506
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: So though you, sir, who did, please step forward and

507
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 1: tell us your name Ted. That's Ted. That's Ted. Say

508
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: hello to Ted. Everyone. We've been on this, we've been

509
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 1: here for a year and a half. And I don't

510
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 1: I want you to say goodbye to Ted because he's

511
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: going to step out first onto the planet's surface. Oh

512
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: my god, no equipment. What are you talking about? What

513
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: was just based on my smoothie order? So thankful I

514
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: don't have bananas. Well, after traveling as many light years

515
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 1: as you did to get to Mars, we thought, what

516
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 1: is the least obvious way to decide who's going to

517
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: step first? And we and we was suggested smoothie. So

518
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: I mean that was given three options, right? And why

519
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: why would you get just a banana smoothie? Just check

520
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: the surface before him. I like the role bit, it

521
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: serves a lot of purpose. We did several groups on

522
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: this very topic, and it turns out the robot was

523
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: much more popular than you. Yeah, we don't like the rod.

524
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: But but the road. But it's not it's not organic.

525
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: It's not gonna die's gonna be crushed by the pressure.

526
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: Doesn't need oxygen. Excuse me, coming through, robot, coming through? Hi.

527
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: If you heard Tom Thomas been suggested that you go

528
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: out first instead of one of us because of concerns

529
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: of the atmosphere. Okay, what about Ted? Yeah? See that

530
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: that's we had a did I don't want to name. Surprise,

531
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: Big surprise, big surprise. Oh do we have any guesses

532
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: as to why Ryan would say I should go first anybody?

533
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: Because you're not organic? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because that

534
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: broke his heart. Because that broke his heart. Okay, let's

535
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: turn this into a group. I mean, it makes sense.

536
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: Let's just let's get all this out. Ryan, do you

537
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: want to comment on that? Yeah? I do. Um. Love

538
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: is something that is very fragile and needs to be

539
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: handled with human hands and human care. Okay, don't talk

540
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: like something you read. Tell us what you're feeling. Is

541
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: that better for you? If I just do that? I mean,

542
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: it's more authentic, it's more organic. To use your words

543
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: over and over and over. You know what, Ted, I

544
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: tried there. It is all right. Look I can just

545
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: go out. That's it. You We all trained and planned

546
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: for this. Here we are on Mars. We expected at

547
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: some point we'd have to hit the surface of Mars.

548
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: I was just thrown because and now it feels like

549
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: the smoothie thing was roosts like that. I'm not going

550
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: to get us smoothie. Is there smoothies available or no? No?

551
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: But by the way, only because the machine is down,

552
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: there's gonna be plenty of smoothies ones. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

553
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: This is just like McDonald's ice cream machine. No, it's

554
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: never gonna start working. You're not gonna fix it. We

555
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: don't have anything. It's gonna take so long for the

556
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: mechanic to get here from Earth to fix that dang machine. Connie,

557
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: you're the board mechanics, So can we stop pointing fingers elsewhere?

558
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: I in the ship's mechanic. Yes, but I can't just

559
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: fix anything. I've never worked with smoothie machines before. They're

560
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: more complicated than a than a ship. I do feel

561
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: like I lost a lot of potassium during the deep sleep.

562
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 1: What that was? Jonas Doings jonas he's enjoying his smoothie.

563
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: What's smoothie? I'm with the robot. Oh no, that's not

564
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: a smoothie. It's penis. I mean I didn't Why does

565
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: it have a penis? It's not okay, Marshian's one of

566
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: us has to go approach that. You have to say,

567
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: have you're a cop? No, you know I'm not a cop.

568
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: I'm your brother in law. Because I told on you

569
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: once doesn't make me a nark. I was doing it

570
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: for your own safety, your own good. I was worried

571
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: about you. I care. No, the vessel. One of us

572
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: has to approach the vessel. Well, we have a protocol

573
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: in place for this. We we'd agreed years ago who

574
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: approaches the vessel first? Okay, so shall we? It sounds

575
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: like your a cop. You started talking like us and

576
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: then you dropped it. It sounds like you're a cop.

577
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: It does sound like your a cop. And I think

578
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: that if you want to protect so much, go talk

579
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: to the vessel. Okay, perhaps I should, maybe because I'm

580
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: adapting to the way they speak, so that this how

581
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,720
Speaker 1: do you know how they speak? It's just a vessel.

582
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 1: No one has emerged. I was told there would be smoothies. Okay,

583
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: if I was a cop, how would I know? What

584
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:40,720
Speaker 1: would Why would my tone change, my rhythm, speech change?

585
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: What does that do with law enforcements? We don't know

586
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: because we're not cop. I'm not a cop. Can I

587
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: get cleek, lunk and scoog in my smoothies? It was

588
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 1: just at there are no smoothies. There are no smoothies

589
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: to us, but I need scoos. We all like scooge.

590
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: There is none. Well, there might be on that vessel.

591
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: Oh that you think that they brought scoos from Earth?

592
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 1: Perhaps perhaps unlikely? How do you know where they're from?

593
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: Are you a cop? Are you a cop? You? What

594
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: are you asking me? If I'm a cop? You have

595
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 1: to tell us if you're a cop, I'm asking you

596
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: if you're a cop, I'm not a cop. You have

597
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: to say it. If you are the only person here

598
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: who is a copies my brother in law. Before you go,

599
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know that spending the

600
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 1: past three years with you and cry oh and then

601
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,479
Speaker 1: a year and a half with you thought out has

602
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: been really special for me for for me too, Earth

603
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 1: was like rough for me. Um. Yeah, so this has

604
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 1: been quite the relief. Well, this is the moment we

605
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: trained for in the hopefully these suits. The pressure that

606
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 1: the programmed it for is that we made the calculations right.

607
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 1: If it doesn't work and you are evaporated immediately into

608
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 1: the atmosphere, go knowing that I think about kissing you

609
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: at night. In the daytime, I'm thinking about my work

610
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: and I'm getting you know, and I'm getting shipped done

611
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: around the spaceship. But at night, I don't know. That's

612
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: how I fall asleep. That's how I fell asleep. Oh

613
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: my god, the dreams that I had during cry Oh,

614
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: we're all about you, like I don't know. Do you

615
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,399
Speaker 1: think we were in each other's dreams? That's wild, that's

616
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 1: meant to be. You gotta go, You gotta go right,

617
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: You guys don't have to listen to By the way,

618
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: should we party or something? Before we go to the vessel?

619
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: Who says party? I mean, anybody got the good stuff?

620
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: What should we party with? And how would one acquire

621
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: the good stuff? I think your brother in law has

622
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: a cop friend. I do agree he did leave for

623
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 1: fifteen cormrocks to come back to then just speak like

624
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: us again, that's all It takes. We just are looking

625
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: for a good time. It's a stressful moment for our civilization.

626
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,439
Speaker 1: As you know, there's a vessel for the cops. State

627
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: of our civilization. Yes it is. Maybe a good time

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Speaker 1: is at the vessel. Mm hmmm do you have in

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Speaker 1: two core tons of I don't know what is on

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Speaker 1: the vessel, but you seem to think it's anybody anybody here?

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Speaker 1: Have any slicks? Looking for some slicks? Those are illegal? Right?

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Speaker 1: I know a guy who could get you some slicks. Wait?

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Speaker 1: What how much are we talking? Do you really have

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Speaker 1: a look up for slicks? I do have a hookup

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Speaker 1: for slicks? All right, we're all friends here, they're all friends.

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Speaker 1: You are cool? You are you are cool? You are cool?

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Speaker 1: You are cool. These guys are pretty cool. Actually, I'll

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Speaker 1: take two slicks, so you would like to purchase two slicks.

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Speaker 1: Are you a cop? Oh? Yeah? Are you a cop?

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Speaker 1: Are you a cop? No, I'm not a cop. Two slicks, please?

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Speaker 1: Two slicks? Freeze motherf oh mine god? You are you freeze?

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Speaker 1: You freeze? Wait? You're a cop? Yeah, I'm a cop.

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Speaker 1: Are we all cups? Are we all cups. Are you

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Speaker 1: a cop? I am a cup? Oh? I am a cop?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, it sounds like you're not a cop.

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Speaker 1: If you're not a cop, you have to tell us

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Speaker 1: you are not a cop. I'm not a cop. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: you are busted for intent to purchase slicks. But instead

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Speaker 1: of going to lockdown, you can approach the vessel instead,

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Speaker 1: or you can start mining right now. I'll approach the

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Speaker 1: vessel very well. And hey for your tru both hear

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Speaker 1: some slicks? All right, okay, friends, it's been a pleasure

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Speaker 1: you got this man serving with all of you, but

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Speaker 1: particularly you. Thank you, Lindsay, thank you. Now obviously it's Lindsay,

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Speaker 1: mat you a rubbit opened the door. Okay, bye, bye bye.

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Speaker 1: I'm entering the deep pressurized compartment. Deep pressurization complete. Opened

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Speaker 1: the door into Mars atmosphere. V Oh god, there's there

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Speaker 1: is a Martian here. There is a full on Martian.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, it's how do I describe it? It's it's

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Speaker 1: it's somehows the translator used the translator. Oh great, uh

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Speaker 1: activating translator. Am I a cop? Three? That is our show?

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, everybody wins our first connection with martians

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Speaker 1: and they think we're a fuzz. Let's thank all of

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Speaker 1: our alchemists shaw in no particular order, starting with Jackie

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Speaker 1: Gonzalez de ruth Well, thank you. It's always such a

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Speaker 1: fun time to be here. Yeah, you guys, is there

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Speaker 1: anything you would like folks to know outside of what's

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Speaker 1: happening in this very moment? Do you have something to

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Speaker 1: tell us? Let me rephrase thank you. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: follow me at Jackie Do Ruthie. My husband and I

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Speaker 1: made a short. It will be in a short festival

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Speaker 1: that that's virtual, which is like but it's also great

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Speaker 1: because anyone can watch it as part of the festival

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Speaker 1: and we'll host uh you know, the links in our

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Speaker 1: bios and more infos as we get it. Oh, congrats,

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Speaker 1: that's very exciting. Thank you. Chris Alvarado just feeling good.

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Speaker 1: I serve with Jackie's husband the other day. Uh, he's

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Speaker 1: got I's got a low stance. Really, we were just

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Speaker 1: his knees sucked up because of how low his squad is.

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Speaker 1: Too low. His knees are tracking over his toes. It's unhealthy. Low. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say too low because I'm not

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Speaker 1: good enough to like actually, give any notes, but like

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Speaker 1: that guy stays low on the board. Also, in case

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Speaker 1: I hear this forty years from now, I'm feeling good.

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling good. I'm back to working out, so I'm

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Speaker 1: a little store but it's that good sore and I

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Speaker 1: felt my energy kind of pumping up. So life is good.

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Speaker 1: If anyone hears this before March six, and you're in

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Speaker 1: the Greater Los Angeles area, I guess we should mention that, well,

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Speaker 1: some of us will be at the West Side Comedy

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Speaker 1: Theater for another live show. Hell yeah, there's a chance

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Speaker 1: that will drop before that, so head on over. We'd

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Speaker 1: love to see you. Come on up and ask Craig

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Speaker 1: what the deal is, and thank you Chris James Zeney,

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Speaker 1: I would like to point people to I wish I

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Speaker 1: would have written down the number of the episode, but

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Speaker 1: I watched the most incredible chat show with you, Kevin Pollock,

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Speaker 1: and it was with Ivan rightman, I think that's my name.

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Speaker 1: I was embarrassed at the beginning because I didn't really

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Speaker 1: know anything more than just his name attached to know

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Speaker 1: anything about him. Didn't know that was one of the

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Speaker 1: best interviews I've ever seen in my life, and taught

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Speaker 1: me so much about what was going on in the

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Speaker 1: history of comedy that I didn't know I needed to

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Speaker 1: be so thankful for. So I would say, search that

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Speaker 1: chat show and watch it. It's just incredible. I think

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Speaker 1: it's like episode one thirty something. Well, thank you for that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's all over YouTube, and any search you Kevin Pollock

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Speaker 1: chat show you'll find Ivan Ryman and about four interviews.

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Speaker 1: But yes, we just did lose Ivan riechmand Be not

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Speaker 1: too long before this particular gathering, and a few people

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Speaker 1: tweeted that particular interview. And remember his wife once said

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Speaker 1: to me in private that he had said it was

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Speaker 1: his favorite interview. You know, it's just those little things

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Speaker 1: where you know someone has been talked at and talked

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Speaker 1: with a billion times, and so that that felt super

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Speaker 1: good when you James mentioned to me personally in a

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Speaker 1: text that you had just caught it. So thanks for me,

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Speaker 1: Like I was watching it autobiography, not to take away

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Speaker 1: from like your piece of that puzzle was amazing, but

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Speaker 1: I felt like I learned almost his life story. It

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Speaker 1: was incredible. It was great. Well that those are the

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Speaker 1: best ones when the person just opens it all white up.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of which, Joey Greery, thank you so much, and

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Speaker 1: you're welcome. Check out Do you want to if you

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Speaker 1: really want to get some intel, want to know a

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Speaker 1: little bit more about us, check out Alchemy this on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes we do some lives we get out there. Some

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Speaker 1: of y'all pop in. If you've been a part of

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Speaker 1: you know what goes down. James will inevitably tell us

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Speaker 1: some deep dark secret of his. So that's that's a checkout.

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Speaker 1: And also we're talking about things that check out. Checkout

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Speaker 1: game Front on YouTube. Don't be afraid, be very afraid.

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Speaker 1: And thank you Craig, thank you Kevin by my calculations.

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Speaker 1: This episode we'll drop on March eight. So that show

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Speaker 1: in March six was fantastic. It's in the past, all right.

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Speaker 1: Well I'll goose Mr Doug Bay to try to get

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Speaker 1: this out before that. But yeah, check out the West

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Speaker 1: Side Comedy Theater calendar for upcoming shows. Apparently we're possibly

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Speaker 1: back to being there once a month live and yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's thank our producer an engineer to the stars, Mr

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Speaker 1: Doug Babe, the fine folks that I hurt media, I'm

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Speaker 1: your ho was Kevin Pollic, thanking each and every damn

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Speaker 1: one of you for listening, caring, thinking, writing reviews, telling

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Speaker 1: everyone you've ever met, and please write to us more.

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Speaker 1: However you do that, we just absolutely thrive on your

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Speaker 1: community case, so thank you. Be kind to each other.

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Speaker 1: It's the easiest route. Until next time, A don't remember

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