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Speaker 1: way back. We are so close to one fifty. I
Speaker 1: don't know what that means, doesn't really mean anything. We've
Speaker 1: done so many of these in a row, Brody without
Speaker 1: taking a break. Isn't this awesome because we're on like
Speaker 1: a hot streak. It's like in a row in a
Speaker 1: row in a row, week after week after week, whereas
Speaker 1: in years passed, you know, pre pandemic, we would be
Speaker 1: breaking for all kinds of vacations. Yeah, well we didn't
Speaker 1: take a vacation. We missed one. Yeah, so we're owed
Speaker 1: those dates were desert in the vacation land the part
Speaker 1: want to ask our ask the slices. Yeah, what what
Speaker 1: you prefer if you think it's equivalent, if you think
Speaker 1: because I think even is not even in this situation.
Speaker 1: Speaking of vacations, So we were supposed to take a
Speaker 1: vacation in April. Yes, we we're supposed to have an
Speaker 1: entire week off, but because we were in the middle
Speaker 1: of the pandemic, we you know, we weren't take it
Speaker 1: because we wanted to be here, Alvis wanted to Elvis
Speaker 1: Durant Show, to be on the air, be available for
Speaker 1: news and comfort and beyond. And I get it, totally.
Speaker 1: Can acknowledge that we are owed five days in some form. Right.
Speaker 1: Well that's ha ha, there's the problem. There is the
Speaker 1: problem because I think five day vacation is different than
Speaker 1: what Elvis and and Nate are our executive producer, our
Speaker 1: senior executive producer, excuse me, are suggesting. Well, we don't
Speaker 1: know what they're suggesting yet. It hasn't really been released, right,
Speaker 1: but here's what I'm gonna tell you what they what
Speaker 1: they're putting on the several proposals. Okay, So when you
Speaker 1: take a five day vacation Monday to Friday, right, you
Speaker 1: technically get off the Friday before, like we get off
Speaker 1: work at ten am, right, So then you have that Friday,
Speaker 1: Saturday Sunday before the Monday starts. Right. Then at the
Speaker 1: end of the Friday you get Saturday Sunday. When you
Speaker 1: take a week off, you're in essence getting nine days
Speaker 1: off because you get the wraparounds on the two weekends.
Speaker 1: And that's that's anybody with anyone's vacation, right, and then
Speaker 1: you could plan a vacation like you could plan to
Speaker 1: do something, not that there's anything to do right now,
Speaker 1: why quarantines and let you can't go to certain states
Speaker 1: and let me know where you're going there, brody, and
Speaker 1: I'll join Yeah, I don't, I don't. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: you will not not now obviously. But since we're owed
Speaker 1: that week vacation, it's really a nine day in a
Speaker 1: row off, correct, right, very relaxing, whether you go away
Speaker 1: or not. But one of the proposals is, oh, we'll
Speaker 1: just take five random mondays and we'll get five longer weekends. Now,
Speaker 1: technically that's the same time off though, uh, but it's
Speaker 1: only increasing your weekend by one day. You're getting a
Speaker 1: one day add rather than a nine day break, so
Speaker 1: you get like, oh, I got a little extra rest
Speaker 1: back to work. Oh, I got a little extra rest
Speaker 1: back to work, as opposed to oh, nine days. You
Speaker 1: see why it's not the same, right, But in a
Speaker 1: nonpenn emic year, we would get that five days and
Speaker 1: be like, bucket man, I'm going away somewhere. Scary you
Speaker 1: you should just rip the word analogy out of the dictionary, Okay,
Speaker 1: because You're like, no, they're so really gonna I'm saying,
Speaker 1: you're making the analogy, but I'm just asking, No, I'm
Speaker 1: making a comparison. I'm just asking it's not the same, right,
Speaker 1: forget about the circum No, it's definitely not the same.
Speaker 1: And I know there's people who don't get a lot
Speaker 1: of vacation. Please, it's not about that. I'm just specifically asking,
Speaker 1: is it the same to you? However much vacation you
Speaker 1: get to have nine days of ah versus our extra
Speaker 1: Monday five times. I mean, if the last five Mondays
Speaker 1: of the year can be that, then maybe i'd feel
Speaker 1: a little something. If they were in a row, maybe, right,
Speaker 1: But if they're sporadic, like we're taking off, that would
Speaker 1: be this Monday coming up. If you're listening to this podcast.
Speaker 1: People listening to the podcast whenever. But but for us,
Speaker 1: it's in right, So I get a long weekend, But
Speaker 1: what am I doing this weekend? Do anything? Not going anywhere? Right,
Speaker 1: So it's all the same to me, Okay, but it
Speaker 1: would It would be all the same though, if you
Speaker 1: got the five days in a row, because then you'd
Speaker 1: just be sitting around for five days. No, But I
Speaker 1: get nine days to to know that. First of all,
Speaker 1: you know you have nine days, right, You could plan
Speaker 1: home projects, you could plan a day trip. Am I
Speaker 1: planning in a pandemic for nine days every day is
Speaker 1: the same, I know, which is why you can get
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. You can get weekday rates at
Speaker 1: a hotel Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. You can just go to
Speaker 1: a hotel somewhere like with a you know, with a
Speaker 1: spa and just kind of hang out. I could, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, like or go to like a place that
Speaker 1: has like a hot tub in your room, just like
Speaker 1: chill out. I have a problem with hot tubs in rooms. Issue. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm out. I scrub him first. I
Speaker 1: don't get in them. I get some soap and I
Speaker 1: and I saw him out and it's just okay. I
Speaker 1: just feel like a hot tub in a room, it's just,
Speaker 1: you know, some extra filthy things were going on in
Speaker 1: that hot tub. Everyone on the competing same stuff. But
Speaker 1: the only thing is when people see hot tub in
Speaker 1: a room and choose to use it, they're like jizzen
Speaker 1: in that thing, It's like, oh my god, it's a
Speaker 1: turn on. We got a hot tub of the room.
Speaker 1: What's but you shower your hotel people are in bathing
Speaker 1: in a hot tub and not doing other salacious things.
Speaker 1: So I stay away from hotel hot tubs at all points.
Speaker 1: But you don't think, you know people have sex and
Speaker 1: piss in the shower in a hotel. Yeah, of course
Speaker 1: they do. But I think that except the sole use
Speaker 1: of a hot tub in a room in a hotel
Speaker 1: room is sex. It's all sex at least a showers,
Speaker 1: half bathing. I'm talking. I'm not talking about like Mount
Speaker 1: Airy Lodge, which used to be in the Poconos, which
Speaker 1: was like hard shaped tubs, like for instance, when we
Speaker 1: went to Mexico, I think it's Mexico, right, one of
Speaker 1: the Sexico. Yeah, no, Dominican Republic. We had we had
Speaker 1: big hot tubs in our room. We had these executive
Speaker 1: sit Yeah, but that was like a vacation hot tub.
Speaker 1: That wasn't like a a drive in hotel. And I
Speaker 1: was like, if you went to like a sex motel
Speaker 1: and they had a hot top, I'm not getting in.
Speaker 1: That's not gonna do it. I respectfully disagree on that
Speaker 1: because to me, if I see a hot tub in
Speaker 1: a room in a hotel, in a hotel room. Peep, everybody.
Speaker 1: The only used and only purpose for it is for
Speaker 1: people who's fuck in that thing? And I find it nasty.
Speaker 1: I run the other way when I see that. I'm like, so,
Speaker 1: you've never been alone in a room with a hot tub,
Speaker 1: and you just get in and relax? Who does that?
Speaker 1: Who does that? And get out of here? You you wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, you make single use of a hotel hot tub,
Speaker 1: of course by yourself getting drunk? Shut up? Yes, you
Speaker 1: take the time to come on. You have a hot
Speaker 1: tub at home, right, I get in the hot tub
Speaker 1: sometimes by myself. That's an outdoor hot tub, but connected
Speaker 1: to your pool. That's different. It's not connected to my pool.
Speaker 1: It's a hot tub. I didn't say it was part
Speaker 1: of my pool. But it's outside. It is outside. There's
Speaker 1: a difference between outdoor hot tubs and hotel room hot tubs.
Speaker 1: They have nothing to do with one. When we were
Speaker 1: in the Dominican Republic, that hot tub was big and gorgeous, right,
Speaker 1: It was so relaxing. It had like a hundred jets.
Speaker 1: It was fantastic. Are you admitting to me right now
Speaker 1: that you filled up that thing with with water and
Speaker 1: bubbles and soap and you jumped in. I did not
Speaker 1: jump in. I cleaned it. Then I filled it with
Speaker 1: hot water. I ran it for a while to clean
Speaker 1: to this, and then they had the jets and I
Speaker 1: drained it. Then I filled it up again, and then
Speaker 1: I got in the hot tub and I went were
Speaker 1: you naked? Um? I think you are gone. I've gone
Speaker 1: in the hot tub in my bathing suit, like coming
Speaker 1: out of the pool, I would go in. Were you
Speaker 1: also watching porn at the same time, Brodie, No, dude,
Speaker 1: no not, There was nothing sexual. So you did it.
Speaker 1: You made an a sexual move just to jump in
Speaker 1: hot tub for the stake of it and have jets
Speaker 1: on your you know, squirting up your ass, not squirting
Speaker 1: up my ass, like massaging my back and my shoulder balls.
Speaker 1: It's nice, all right, Let me ask you another question
Speaker 1: since we're talking about cleaning things. But but, but wit,
Speaker 1: before we move off of that, Yeah, I just want
Speaker 1: to make a point that it's that type of hot
Speaker 1: tub is completely different than Hey, me and my friends
Speaker 1: are going skiing. It's the middle of the winter, and
Speaker 1: everybody puts their bathing kits on and jumps in the
Speaker 1: hot tub. Or you're going hot springs. Those are not
Speaker 1: you know, necessarily there for but you could drink and
Speaker 1: a group of you are in there. I'm saying night
Speaker 1: at night, people are having sex, not hot ups Sex
Speaker 1: does go on, but it's not the sole purpose for
Speaker 1: it all. I say so, just like showers are not
Speaker 1: the sole purpose for having sex in them. But sometimes
Speaker 1: sex occurs in a shower. I use my shower every
Speaker 1: fucking day. There's never any sex in there. So you're more,
Speaker 1: you're more, you're more upset about mode of So if
Speaker 1: the hot tub is designed for sex, you're grossed out
Speaker 1: by it thousand times over, Yes, because I know that
Speaker 1: that's the only thing that goes on in there. What
Speaker 1: is the difference If people have ninety five thousand times
Speaker 1: sex or eight five thousand times sex, they're still having
Speaker 1: sex in the hot tub. It's just less less filled.
Speaker 1: Noone's having sex in my hot tub, So all right,
Speaker 1: I just find it weird that you took time out
Speaker 1: of your day to jump in it, fill it up,
Speaker 1: drain it, scrubbing up, flipping and rub it down. That's no.
Speaker 1: I got in there in the afternoon. It was not
Speaker 1: a thing like I wasn't like missing partying at night.
Speaker 1: It wasn't after I was like, oh, nothing's going on.
Speaker 1: I can either sit in the sand in the sun
Speaker 1: with my pasty white skin and burn. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: hot tub, and don't forget indoor hot indoor hot tub.
Speaker 1: It's not just the hot tub we had in Mexico
Speaker 1: was like right off, right, right off the deck, so
Speaker 1: you could look out onto the ocean while you're in
Speaker 1: the hot tub. I'm gonna go one further. The hot
Speaker 1: tub that they gave us on the cruise ship when
Speaker 1: we were on Norwegian, which is technically outdoors, but it's
Speaker 1: it's it's on your you know, it's out, it's out
Speaker 1: your sliding glass door, on your like little balcony. Those
Speaker 1: are covered. That hot tub. I didn't get. No, I
Speaker 1: didn't getting that either. I refused because once again, it's
Speaker 1: a sex tub. They clean the man, they clean him,
Speaker 1: just like, alright, you just on the toilet. You sat
Speaker 1: on the toilet on the cruise right of course. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so people have been pooping and pee and putting their
Speaker 1: ass on that seat. That's excreciatory. So what a sex
Speaker 1: fluids And that's not even a word, I know it is.
Speaker 1: I just made it up. By the way, but you know,
Speaker 1: and I know, I know you want to say something
Speaker 1: about you wanted to move something here. But it's very
Speaker 1: interesting things happening as we speak. I want to see
Speaker 1: if it's happening right now. Hold on, okay, so I live.
Speaker 1: I live, um with a view of Manhattan, of the
Speaker 1: of the Hudson River. You had a until right about now,
Speaker 1: my funk soul brother, A barge is passing by and
Speaker 1: on it is a huge inflatable hot top man man
Speaker 1: on you know, laying in his like sex pose on
Speaker 1: a bed, but in a thong. Okay, take a picture
Speaker 1: and sentence. I'll tell you what and and my buddy's
Speaker 1: warning me that it's passing. This is live coverage of
Speaker 1: the sex barge. We've gone from sex tub to sex barge.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I'll tell you. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what it is, though I don't see it.
Speaker 1: It's a barge floating in the Hudson River. But okay, so,
Speaker 1: so do you know what it is? Um? It is
Speaker 1: a promo. It is a promo for the film borat Erfect. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they guy used a movie company or someone. This
Speaker 1: is a stunt they spend all this money to have
Speaker 1: a huge If you google it, google Hudson River, barge Borat,
Speaker 1: you will see the huge inflatable Sasha Baron Cohen like
Speaker 1: in wearing nothing. But you know, I guess it's on Twitter?
Speaker 1: The mask thong are people seeing? Isn't it great? Have
Speaker 1: you seen a picture? Yeah? I saw a picture of it,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to see it live with my own eyes.
Speaker 1: But my friend is like, picture, I'm looking at us
Speaker 1: from Toronto one minute ago. It might have it's in
Speaker 1: the Toronto must be in every city, and they must
Speaker 1: be doing in several in several bodies of water in
Speaker 1: the water. Here is the Hudson River in Toronto. Toronto.
Speaker 1: Pictures are better. Yeah so yeah so anyway, but anyway,
Speaker 1: if Borat rented a hotel room before me, I would
Speaker 1: not get in the hot top? Is that fair? Fair
Speaker 1: to say? But he's wearing I love the way he's
Speaker 1: wearing a surgical mask as it's great, It's awesome. Okay,
Speaker 1: So getting back to cleaning, So you reminded me of
Speaker 1: something happened to me now about two weeks ago. My
Speaker 1: wife and I, when we got married, we got a
Speaker 1: set of silver air plays. Get a set of silverware
Speaker 1: that that's one of the things, right, and so I
Speaker 1: I love it. We picked out that what we thought
Speaker 1: was the perfect the right weight and size, nice substance
Speaker 1: to it. Anyway, over the course of the time we're married,
Speaker 1: our I'm assuming our kids have a tendency to accidentally
Speaker 1: throw out the small fork and the small spoon, like oh,
Speaker 1: it ends up in the garbage somehow. And so we
Speaker 1: have let's say twelve big spoons, soup spoons, eleven big
Speaker 1: forks I'm approximate for the sake of argument, and like
Speaker 1: four or five of the small ones. So because we're married,
Speaker 1: as long as we are, the pattern has been discontinued.
Speaker 1: So I have an eBay search going for the name
Speaker 1: and pattern, style and the company name that made these
Speaker 1: the silverware. So if you know how eBay works, you
Speaker 1: can put in a search and save it and anytime
Speaker 1: something pops up that fits that criteria, you get an email.
Speaker 1: So every once in a while I get an email
Speaker 1: and it says, oh, there's a such and such fork
Speaker 1: or boon available, And it's always the big ones, or
Speaker 1: it's a serving spoon or a pie server. You know,
Speaker 1: it's never the small fork and spoon I want, and
Speaker 1: so we've never bought another set because you know, we
Speaker 1: bought some miscellaneous forks and spoons to fill in so
Speaker 1: the kids have enough small forks and spoons, because even
Speaker 1: though they're teenagers, they still like the smaller ones. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So about two weeks ago, I get an alert from eBay.
Speaker 1: Someone is selling an entire set in the like in
Speaker 1: the storage box, the fancy box, the whole set of
Speaker 1: our silverware, which I haven't seen in over ten years. Now,
Speaker 1: are you more prone to buy it? Hold on, well, okay,
Speaker 1: I would buy it first of looks, I like the set.
Speaker 1: See I'm someone that likes the same thing over and
Speaker 1: over again. Yeah, that's why I keep buying the same
Speaker 1: car basically. And uh, if I lose something, I have
Speaker 1: to buy the same one, you know, like if if
Speaker 1: um never it is, you know, I can I understand,
Speaker 1: all right. So I got all excited. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we can get the whole set and then we won't
Speaker 1: be short on spoons and forks anymore. My wife says,
Speaker 1: I am not buying someone else's used silverware. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: So for a second I thought, well, she's right, someone's
Speaker 1: been eating off that silverware for fifteen years, twenty years, whatever.
Speaker 1: But you have to we go out to eat, we
Speaker 1: eat in restaurants, we eat, they're silverware people. If you
Speaker 1: have to assume that it's been sanitized, well even if
Speaker 1: it's not, I could sanitize it. That's not the why
Speaker 1: not hang Why does she not have to hang up
Speaker 1: with restaurants silverware? Well, that's what I said. Mentally, she
Speaker 1: feels like, if it's our silverware, it should be new,
Speaker 1: and we shouldn't buy someone's old like us silverware. But
Speaker 1: it's in perfect condition, and once it's mixed in with ours,
Speaker 1: you'll have no way of knowing who's is who's. But
Speaker 1: she's not not buying it. Mind over matter. That's like,
Speaker 1: but we got to eat, right like you know, Well,
Speaker 1: that's the same this same quandary is what's the difference
Speaker 1: from being in the pool and peeing in the pool
Speaker 1: or standing over the pool and just taking out your
Speaker 1: junk and peeing in the pool. Okay, it's the same,
Speaker 1: it's the same thing as in essence, it's the same thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's the result is the same, but the tackiness is
Speaker 1: completely different. If if if if I'm relieving myself underwater
Speaker 1: and and the pisses coming out of my of my
Speaker 1: my freaking being suit, and I'm in the pool. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's no different than me standing over the pool and
Speaker 1: just unloading into the pool. Just it just hits the
Speaker 1: stream of air first. No, the end result is the same,
Speaker 1: but the tackiness is not the same. If you're in
Speaker 1: the pool, sometimes you can't help it, right, You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't get I'm not gonna make it to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: And you and you might be in like a community pool,
Speaker 1: like a beach club or the town pool. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: But if you already out of the pool, well, you
Speaker 1: could walk somewhere or go to a bush, and you
Speaker 1: choose to aim into the pool, you're an asshole. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying you're not. But how is that different from
Speaker 1: I'm making the analogy? All right, let me ask you
Speaker 1: if that versus the silverware in the restaurants school, right,
Speaker 1: let's talk old school scary Jones. Why if an ugly
Speaker 1: girl pie's in a pool, you're grossed out, But if
Speaker 1: a hot girl pie's in the pool, you're okay with it.
Speaker 1: Hot girl p but it's still p and you're not
Speaker 1: in a sexual situation. I don't know, a pool and
Speaker 1: somebody's pall. Maybe I had a fantasy about that. Imagine this.
Speaker 1: You do know I'm saying maybe there was something underlying there.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe I need to see a psychologist
Speaker 1: to find out why. When I was younger and I thought, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm not I'm not what people I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not. I'm not saying you're into what. I
Speaker 1: don't care specifically the situation, because I remember saying that
Speaker 1: on the air like fifteen years ago. I have no problem.
Speaker 1: Here is a scenario. Okay, so a hot girl compete
Speaker 1: on you, not on me, but in the pool, in
Speaker 1: the pool next to it gets to you. Eventually, Well,
Speaker 1: then who cares? Okay, so what if that hot girl
Speaker 1: has sex in a hot tub? Would you get in
Speaker 1: the hot tub afterwards? Yeah? When based on well, based
Speaker 1: on that logic, I would have to say yes, you're
Speaker 1: cornering me. You're paying me a corner to say yes.
Speaker 1: So you only like you don't want to get into
Speaker 1: a hot tub where ugly people had sex, but if
Speaker 1: hot people and there is the fear of the unknown,
Speaker 1: because you don't know if ugly or hot people were
Speaker 1: in that room before you. You have to okay, the
Speaker 1: odds would dictate that the majority of the people that
Speaker 1: were in that room before you, and they've been hundreds
Speaker 1: and maybe thousands, are ugly. Okay, But bodily fluids have
Speaker 1: no And by the way, if I had sex in
Speaker 1: that in that hot tub, I would be someone would
Speaker 1: consider me. So there you go. But the point okay,
Speaker 1: But but bodily fluids A bodily fluids, you don't go,
Speaker 1: oh well, like look again, if you're having sex with
Speaker 1: someone hot, you're more apt to like not care about
Speaker 1: what's going on. I'm talking about after the fact. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about in the hot tub in the pool. So
Speaker 1: imagine this scenario. Scary some hot girls like oh I
Speaker 1: have to be uh and you're in the pool. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's hot not whatever, right, just our big fat, hairy boyfriends.
Speaker 1: Is it was me? Do you go running out of
Speaker 1: the pool screaming oh no, because you've already been in
Speaker 1: the pa and then you have a problem with it? Yeah? Yeah, Listen,
Speaker 1: these are questions for life, you know. I that's why, um,
Speaker 1: I'm having trouble coming up with an answer because I
Speaker 1: don't because logic would dictate that I shouldn't have a
Speaker 1: problem with it because it's the same fluid. Okay, let
Speaker 1: me ask you this. Let's say it's a hot girl
Speaker 1: in a hot tub. She peas in the hot tub,
Speaker 1: and then my wedding silverware falls into that hot tub
Speaker 1: of p would you eat off that silverware if it
Speaker 1: was sanitized. If it was sanitized, I would. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think we're good now, but your wife has a
Speaker 1: hang up with it. So now, so what's the end result.
Speaker 1: We didn't get it. You missed your opportunity. Right now,
Speaker 1: we've got stout gently used clothing from Salvation Army. I mean,
Speaker 1: by the way, what does gently mean? You tiptoed around
Speaker 1: the house wearing it gently? He means it's not ripped
Speaker 1: gently gently. Warren means, yeah, but some of the best.
Speaker 1: I've had it for five years and maybe I wore
Speaker 1: it twelve times, and there's nothing wrong with you know what.
Speaker 1: Nobody Nobody puts up like war like a fat pig
Speaker 1: sweating in it, had sex in it, went in a
Speaker 1: skanky hot tub wearing my clothes. They just oh, it's
Speaker 1: all those postings are on Craigslist where people pay extra
Speaker 1: for that. Well, we talked about that on was on
Speaker 1: the Big Show. We talked about fetishes on Monday. So
Speaker 1: I Nate says to me, look up what's crazy stuff
Speaker 1: is selling on? How did that conversation start? It started
Speaker 1: with somebody paying for socks, were oh Gandhi's friend. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's even even no, it goes before beyond that. It was, um,
Speaker 1: what's his name? The singer, Um, Austin Mahone. Austin Mahone
Speaker 1: is selling himself on for fans only, right, you have
Speaker 1: fans fans only fans on only fans only, fans only fans.
Speaker 1: And but wasn't he doing something specific for them? I
Speaker 1: think he sold socks socks? Right? So then Gandhi said,
Speaker 1: my friends the same thing. Dude needs a hit song.
Speaker 1: So well, anyway, what do you you know, so sweaty
Speaker 1: socks paying more money? No? So this and I got
Speaker 1: that I found on craigslist was a hot guy. I'm
Speaker 1: assuming it was just his abdomen and his underwear and
Speaker 1: nice six pack. Clear that Brody did not go there
Speaker 1: on his own. He was research for the show. There's
Speaker 1: a few things I'm not into. One of them is
Speaker 1: hot guys, and one of them is what he was selling. Uh,
Speaker 1: those are two of the things I am not into.
Speaker 1: So he said, um used underwear with a with an
Speaker 1: extra special bonus. And if you looked at the blue
Speaker 1: underwear he was wearing, it had like wet stains on.
Speaker 1: Clearly wasn't it? Clearly wasn't. P Oh no, And then
Speaker 1: he said, h email me if interested, come and find
Speaker 1: out what the surprise. No, my god, he's making a
Speaker 1: windows in the post. Come and find out what is
Speaker 1: this krusty substance. So not only is he thinking he
Speaker 1: needs the money's going to sell that, but he knows
Speaker 1: someone's going to buy that. Oh God, again, if you're
Speaker 1: listening to us and you are into that, God bless you.
Speaker 1: I'm not judging. Let's from tweet at us. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: parties don't. Usually you're like, don't tweet us? Like, no
Speaker 1: tweet us? Yeah, I didn't want to know. No tweets
Speaker 1: scary he wants to know. Oh, speaking of tweeting, can
Speaker 1: we follow up on a conversation we had last week
Speaker 1: I think it was last episode? Of course, we asked
Speaker 1: when do we not follow up on things well sometimes
Speaker 1: and people get mad at us. We asked our listeners
Speaker 1: to tweet us and let us know if they want
Speaker 1: and appreciate and can and find it useful when we
Speaker 1: post on social media that there's a new episode up,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people wrote back, yeah, my day,
Speaker 1: my week goes by. I often forget what day it is,
Speaker 1: and it's nice to know the episode is up. The
Speaker 1: tweet us. We're gonna have to get more creative. So
Speaker 1: this this conversation arose because for about six or seven weeks,
Speaker 1: Scary You have refused to tweet, to post on social
Speaker 1: on Instagram, do an instance. Refused It's just it's like
Speaker 1: I don't want to put on I don't want to
Speaker 1: In my defense, I don't want to put it the
Speaker 1: same orange graphic of the two of us. Well we
Speaker 1: have a blue graphic. Now you I want a new picture.
Speaker 1: If you stop by my house to pick up your
Speaker 1: box of ship that you haven't picked up in five months,
Speaker 1: we would snap a picture real quick and I'd be
Speaker 1: I would be so eager to put that up on
Speaker 1: social Scary you and I have a lot of pictures
Speaker 1: of us together. We have a great picture of us
Speaker 1: from Miami, where you reversed it so you'd be on
Speaker 1: the left, and you made it scary and brody. Even
Speaker 1: though it's brody and scary. We have a great picture
Speaker 1: of us with the Skylineim's old stuff. It's already it
Speaker 1: out there. Oh okay, but so so yeah, so give
Speaker 1: me some new content. Go. Even on logo, we weren't
Speaker 1: in the same room. Those were two headshots that are
Speaker 1: designer put together and made a logo. Um, okay, just
Speaker 1: put a picture anyway. My point is you have refused
Speaker 1: to do social media for our podcast. You've not supported
Speaker 1: our podcast. Support podcast, talked about it on the air
Speaker 1: on the Big Yeah. Yes, most of the time in
Speaker 1: a negative way. Don't everybody shipped on it. But this
Speaker 1: week I went on your Instagram page and I see
Speaker 1: that half of your your Instagram pictures, your actual posts,
Speaker 1: half of them are close to it, are promoting your
Speaker 1: other podcast speaking volumes with share. And this week, like
Speaker 1: two days ago, you did you did um you did
Speaker 1: uh an i g TV video because she loves You
Speaker 1: did a swipe up for the podcast, totally promoting this
Speaker 1: dog of a podcast. It's not a dog of a podcast. Yourself.
Speaker 1: You're hold on. I think it's great, but apparently it
Speaker 1: means a lot of support because you're supporting on social media.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is it cast you don't care. I
Speaker 1: don't care because you know why. I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: I care about my listeners slices. I love you, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you, and I know I care about the slices.
Speaker 1: But at least it's motion picture. It's moving video. You
Speaker 1: just said it yourself, it's I g TV. So if
Speaker 1: if I have me and Share, the two of us talking,
Speaker 1: share and I or him and me and her and me,
Speaker 1: me and Share talking and we're hanging out, me and share.
Speaker 1: If I have me this video of me and share video,
Speaker 1: can't say me and share a talking if it's video
Speaker 1: me and share. Um, it's new content and we're speaking
Speaker 1: into a microphone and it's different. So I feel the
Speaker 1: need to promote it. Brudie, I cannot wait until you
Speaker 1: and I are on video together and I will promote
Speaker 1: every ten seconds slices. Would you please remind at Scary Jones,
Speaker 1: you're not looking for social media to see us in
Speaker 1: moving pictures. They want to see us. They want to
Speaker 1: see you want to know when the do you you
Speaker 1: want to know when the podcast is up and away.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm what you're saying. You're trying to deflect,
Speaker 1: because you know what I want to say here, and
Speaker 1: that is we are I'm I'm pulling cable news. You
Speaker 1: know what, We're gonna have to leave it there. No,
Speaker 1: that's what they do on cable news. What everybody else
Speaker 1: they go? You know what, we have to leave it there.
Speaker 1: Let me get my point across guide. Let me clear
Speaker 1: my throat. Guy, shut up man? Will you shut up? Man?
Speaker 1: It's will you shut up? Will you shut up? Man?
Speaker 1: Third debates tonight. I cannot wait? Will you shut up? Man?
Speaker 1: You're a clown? So ye, all I wanted to say
Speaker 1: was if you took a poll, and I'm sure a
Speaker 1: poll has been taken in our in the background without
Speaker 1: us even knowing whether or not. They want to. The
Speaker 1: slices want to see video content of us doing this
Speaker 1: podcast changing the subject. Wait, you will see by far
Speaker 1: in large, by by far and large, they want bye bye.
Speaker 1: They want to see us. They want video of us.
Speaker 1: They wanted it's videos. We are and brody, you understand,
Speaker 1: even radio we do the fifteen minute Morning show podcast.
Speaker 1: It breathe new life into that thing. For the Elvis
Speaker 1: d Rancho people. This is short form video world we're
Speaker 1: living in. It's all about visuals and audio. The reason
Speaker 1: the fifteen minute morning show is popular video form is
Speaker 1: it's on Instagram in a fifteen minutes segment and this
Speaker 1: this seven people doing visual things, show and tell, taking
Speaker 1: animals out. Even if one d let me propose this
Speaker 1: visual Let let me propose this. I'm not doing video.
Speaker 1: Send out a goddamn tweet one of these. Hold on
Speaker 1: a second. I think every week it could be one
Speaker 1: of our new little features where every week, for five
Speaker 1: minutes we do we do a show and tell, or
Speaker 1: we we name it something funny. We we have a
Speaker 1: purpose to do a five minute screen record where that
Speaker 1: part of the podcast is both audio and video. What
Speaker 1: do you say to that, Brody? It doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be the entire podcast, because who wants to sit here
Speaker 1: watching us for seventy minutes. I need I need to
Speaker 1: I need to clean up, I need to wear a shirt,
Speaker 1: I need to not sit by my Washington Well, I
Speaker 1: guess what I did. Get the footage from the Anthony
Speaker 1: Roda interview. Yeah, from a month from a month ago. Finally, Uh,
Speaker 1: they gave it to me, and I'm gonna I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna piece it together and put that out as
Speaker 1: a supplemental post because people have been asking for it. Okay,
Speaker 1: we have to take there was some editing involved, that
Speaker 1: it was a huge file and high resolution, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: We got so much to cover coming up right after
Speaker 1: this and scary all right, people have been asking for
Speaker 1: rants and I have too. That we're gonna get to. Um,
Speaker 1: I just want to talk about um West Coast people
Speaker 1: real quick, real quick. F West Coast people them versus
Speaker 1: East Coast people. Yeah, I'll tell you why. When I
Speaker 1: get up in the morning, right, we get up early
Speaker 1: for the show. We do six to ten am East
Speaker 1: Coast time. If I have got friends and family on
Speaker 1: the West Coast, I don't text them at seven am
Speaker 1: here for you. Yeah, right, the same problem. But people
Speaker 1: on the West Coast don't give a fuck. What's give
Speaker 1: fox given? So for instance, I texted my cousin, UM,
Speaker 1: eight o'clock our time, five o'clock his time, right, maybe
Speaker 1: it was maybe it was nine o'clock. It was nine o'clock,
Speaker 1: six o'clock. M hm. My phone starts going off next
Speaker 1: to my bed last night at two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Why because at eleven o'clock he decided to like because
Speaker 1: he's got an iPhone, he liked my text, and then
Speaker 1: he replied to it. Because in his world it's eleven o'clock.
Speaker 1: You also turn those notifications off. I never it's not
Speaker 1: someone I normally text. He's like a once every two
Speaker 1: months kind of cousin. It never occurred to me at
Speaker 1: two in the morning he was going to decide that
Speaker 1: his world was more important than my world. Those people
Speaker 1: don't give a ship about what we're doing. Understand that
Speaker 1: extends to our job. Now, we work in the entertainment
Speaker 1: industry alleged loose that's a loose term. And and obviously
Speaker 1: those centers are New York and l A. So we
Speaker 1: work here on the East Coast in New York City,
Speaker 1: and you know the time difference, but a lot of
Speaker 1: the times we deal with people in Los Angeles for whatever,
Speaker 1: for business purposes. Okay, well that's the thing. They're like,
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, let's let's get the East Coast guys,
Speaker 1: four o'clock. We'll do a zoom call. I'm like, a
Speaker 1: fuck you. It's seven o'clock at night over here. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do that. Or they want to conduct business
Speaker 1: or do a conference call or whatever it is. So
Speaker 1: because my because my cell phone service isn't the greatest
Speaker 1: up in my apartment, I got a landline specifically to
Speaker 1: handle business after the show. So so my I have
Speaker 1: a landline that rings, and it's really only for my parents,
Speaker 1: my girlfriend and maybe you sometimes when you can't get
Speaker 1: me on my cell and there you have a strict rule,
Speaker 1: always call your house. Well for you, because right, but
Speaker 1: that's just for you and my family and my girlfriend,
Speaker 1: everybody else, all the business people. If I have the
Speaker 1: conference call, I use that line understood for that purpose. Well,
Speaker 1: guess what. Sometimes that's that ship fucking rings at nine
Speaker 1: ten o'clock at night, and it's like because it's six
Speaker 1: seven o'clock there, but they don't care about it. I'm
Speaker 1: working an hour late. He could work three hours late,
Speaker 1: four hours, but god forbid. We called him at nine
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning our time, and it's six am.
Speaker 1: There's o'clock. What are you doing, right, We don't do that.
Speaker 1: We're respectful. Well, you should fuck him. On the other
Speaker 1: end of the day. We should do that. Why don't
Speaker 1: you tomorrow at six am? Yeah, our time. I'm out.
Speaker 1: That's three in the morning for him, right, I get
Speaker 1: him at nine in the morning. Say, oh, wait a second,
Speaker 1: it's nine o'clock. I've got friends who think that I'm
Speaker 1: on the air, right, so they can text me. Right,
Speaker 1: So they'll text me. First of all, they'll do it
Speaker 1: when I'm on vacation, right, They'll they'll hit me up.
Speaker 1: And first of all, if I'm on the air, you
Speaker 1: know him on the air, don't text me when I'm
Speaker 1: on the air, but the figure on the air, and
Speaker 1: they're texting you anyway, but you're sleeping because we're on vacation.
Speaker 1: They thought something, right, So I'll say, I'll text him, go,
Speaker 1: hey man, I'm sleeping. Oh I thought you were on
Speaker 1: the air. Well do Why are you texting me today today?
Speaker 1: One of the guys in my fantasy football league, he
Speaker 1: runs another fantasy football league. Right, so I'm the commissioner
Speaker 1: in my league. How are you doing a commissioner? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm really good at fantasy football, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there's been so many diversions and bullshit and cancelations
Speaker 1: and players that I'm flexible. I picked I, I dodge
Speaker 1: and weave. I pulled off three. He's got Dak Prescott,
Speaker 1: Sequon Barkley. Now, Barkley, you're a Giants fan. You are
Speaker 1: a Giants fan? Barley Kamala Harris great, Kamala Kamala. I
Speaker 1: know no ship. It's comma like the like the continue, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: the comma okay. So he texts me at, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Hey man, how do I set up a league poll?
Speaker 1: Like a questionnaire while while we're on the air. So
Speaker 1: I right back, go, hey man, I'm on the air.
Speaker 1: But it's on the main page on ESPN, Like right
Speaker 1: there on the main league page. It says make a poll.
Speaker 1: You couldn't google it. You couldn't google How do I
Speaker 1: put up a poll on ESPN Fantasy Football? You're texting me?
Speaker 1: So I right back. It's on the main page. So
Speaker 1: he texts back, I'm using the app. So I text
Speaker 1: back and click on league and go to make a
Speaker 1: poll or whatever it says. And then he writes me back,
Speaker 1: is okay, how should I word the poll? I have
Speaker 1: a question about the I R slots? Hey man, I'm
Speaker 1: on the radio. I can't do this now. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I just need to know no, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: this is not earth shattering, this is not it's gotta
Speaker 1: be The fantasy football world will be okay until I
Speaker 1: get off the air Town o'clock. Yeah, speaking of me
Speaker 1: being on the air, scary twenty two years. On this
Speaker 1: morning show, somebody texted in this morning, I'm new to
Speaker 1: the show. What does Dave do? Well, I don't like
Speaker 1: who is David Brody? Nope, they said what does Dave do?
Speaker 1: What's his role? Elvis said, who is Dave Brodie? But
Speaker 1: they texted in what does Dave do on this shy
Speaker 1: that specifically said who is Dave Brodie? Alright? So and
Speaker 1: then I got a text. I want to give it
Speaker 1: a real quick if I can find it. I think
Speaker 1: I have it here in my pictures. Ready to talk
Speaker 1: about folder. A woman wrote, oh cruzy c r u
Speaker 1: z y one, she posted on the fifteen Minute Morning
Speaker 1: Show on Instagram. You guys are hysterical. Brody by the way,
Speaker 1: I always tag us when you talk about us, because
Speaker 1: if it's the if it's the Elvis store and show account,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna get notified that you commented, so always
Speaker 1: tag us. We don't want to miss the good stuff. Brody,
Speaker 1: I never realized how funny are well. First of all,
Speaker 1: thank you, Cruzy, But I thought to myself, that's a compliment.
Speaker 1: But then I thought, what have I been doing wrong
Speaker 1: all this time? What have I not done that she
Speaker 1: has not noticed that I'm funny? I didn't see what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So is it a compliment or is it like, oh,
Speaker 1: you've been boring and shitty for twenty two years, but
Speaker 1: now finally they finally chuckled, So now it piqued out
Speaker 1: curiosity and nothing part of the Cruzy. I love you.
Speaker 1: I'm not Chris. I'm going to worrying about me. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh all of us, Like if somebody said to you scary,
Speaker 1: I never noticed you're actually not a bad looking guy,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, that's oh that's about candic compliment right there?
Speaker 1: So you thought I'd been ugly for all this time?
Speaker 1: But I do want to shout out Christie k Won
Speaker 1: oh eight because she's a big slice. We love Christie
Speaker 1: king Love wrote, oh yeah, he's hilarious. If you haven't
Speaker 1: checked out The Brooklyn Boys with David Brady and Scary Jones.
Speaker 1: Yet I highly recommend it start from the beginning. Could
Speaker 1: you ask for a better reply then what Christie k
Speaker 1: went away gave. Christie K you should be christ K one.
Speaker 1: On nine, I'm giving you an extra point. That's you
Speaker 1: should be Christie K one. Actually there are no other
Speaker 1: Christie Kay's. You are our favorite Christie Kay. So thank you,
Speaker 1: uh Cruzy five one for jumping on the Brodie train
Speaker 1: and for Christie pointing out she's always been on the
Speaker 1: Brodie train and the Brooklyn Boys train and apparently it's
Speaker 1: Gary Jones train. Slice for Life now. Charmelo's photos, Charmelo's
Speaker 1: photos and sweets at Mela Underscore. N y c H
Speaker 1: tweeted at us, I wonder if the crew ever got
Speaker 1: their candles. Apparently she sent candles in the mail. I
Speaker 1: made these special candles for everyone at Elvistran show and
Speaker 1: I'm sad they won't get them until they go back
Speaker 1: to the office. That was in March, and now she's
Speaker 1: following up with the tweets saying, I wonder if they
Speaker 1: got them. No, if we had them, we can back
Speaker 1: nostalgic about them. Uh oh, I'm so sorry there, Brodie.
Speaker 1: She didn't hio hio. Um. Actually the wick stops here.
Speaker 1: She'd not make a candle. I'm looking at it right now.
Speaker 1: I thought she did. Okay, you know, so other people
Speaker 1: got candles. I guess she doesn't know what I do
Speaker 1: on the show. Either she doesn't know your existence, or
Speaker 1: maybe it was too much to create for her, because
Speaker 1: she's burning the candle at both ends. Uh no, that
Speaker 1: so she made these candles, and each one of them
Speaker 1: there there's still, you know, the big cylinder ones, and
Speaker 1: they have a print, like I'm standing behind a wheel
Speaker 1: of cheese. Gandhi's with her boyfriend Brandon. Oh, Max has
Speaker 1: his own candle. That's great. I'm in on the normal circumstances.
Speaker 1: I stand like two feet from Elvis for twenty two years.
Speaker 1: Mate's girlfriend kissing him. Isn't one another candle? Oh? Look, um,
Speaker 1: Sam Sam, producer Sam being kissed by uh yeah, by
Speaker 1: her boyfriend. Oh that's so that's another candle. Well you
Speaker 1: know what, Brodie, we should tweet her. You should tweet
Speaker 1: her right now. No candle, no not, that's not for
Speaker 1: she just forgot it. She forgot you. That's right, that's
Speaker 1: all right, It's okay, come on, I really do anyway.
Speaker 1: So speaking of people who point, by the point of
Speaker 1: that tweet was gonna be I didn't realize there's no camera.
Speaker 1: I think you're part of that, but it's gonna be
Speaker 1: like well, she says in March, she knows, damn well,
Speaker 1: we're not at the studio, and then six months later
Speaker 1: she's like, fuck it, I'm sending them anyway. I wonder
Speaker 1: if they if they got them, because I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: playing Russian Roulette with with with us, because we don't
Speaker 1: know if we're gonna get these packages or not. They
Speaker 1: have to be and even then when they're yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: speaking of people who don't listen, because we assume people
Speaker 1: listen to hear stuff. I'm not going to try to
Speaker 1: pronounce this woman's name. It's a very long name with
Speaker 1: a lot of consonants, and it's like you'd win a
Speaker 1: lot of money if this was really fortune. But she
Speaker 1: she posted on the one of the one of the
Speaker 1: videos I forget which one on el stra And Show,
Speaker 1: she said, it's been a while since I tuned into
Speaker 1: the Elvis Durand Show. Why did Scary Jones have to
Speaker 1: have surgery? All right? I wasn't paying attention that's okay.
Speaker 1: Sometimes people get us confused have surgery. Scary doctor. I
Speaker 1: had to get penis reduction, right, And why did the
Speaker 1: doctor accidentally perform the surgery on Froggy? The doctor Froggy
Speaker 1: Froggy head surgery. It wasn't Froggy. And I thought, she's
Speaker 1: doing better every day. He's cognitive, his speech is coming back.
Speaker 1: Everything's coming back quicker than mine. As you can here.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, I'll tell you he's doing really well.
Speaker 1: And he's only been ten he's only been he's only
Speaker 1: had this ten days. He got the surgery and he's
Speaker 1: already two days later. It's amazing. I am he called me.
Speaker 1: He called me Tuesday night. Maybe we had like an
Speaker 1: hour long conversation. It's amazing how well he's speaking now,
Speaker 1: because like two days earlier he was on the air
Speaker 1: with us maybe and he really was struggling. Um, the
Speaker 1: swelling has gone down. He's really doing well. He's he's
Speaker 1: he's kicking ass. I'm very proud of him. So anyway,
Speaker 1: that's where Froggy. There you go. Um, I have there
Speaker 1: is this something you wanted to get to you? Because yeah,
Speaker 1: well I just wanted to play this Nevada clip. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's just not Nirvada. Nevada, no Nevada. So it's one
Speaker 1: of those where someone is trying to either they're trying
Speaker 1: to use where they're from to explain the way they think, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm from Brooklyn, I don't take any ship, right, you
Speaker 1: can you can insert any town us right, right, I'm
Speaker 1: from Detroit, I don't take any ship. Right. Or you
Speaker 1: might going, oh, I'm from I'm from uh, you know, Braintree, Georgia.
Speaker 1: We're very polite people, right. It doesn't have to be
Speaker 1: you know, tough guys. Now, when you think of Nevada,
Speaker 1: scary Jones, especially Vegas gambling gambling. Now, when you gamble, right,
Speaker 1: you are you put money down, You don't know the
Speaker 1: outcome of what's gonna happen. You just hope you're gonna win.
Speaker 1: If you lose. It's a little bit of skill, a
Speaker 1: little bit of skill, and a lot of luck, a
Speaker 1: lot of luck. So this guy was talking about the
Speaker 1: debate tonight. He was being he's one of the cable
Speaker 1: news stations, and the reporter, the host said, are we
Speaker 1: going to have a debate tonight? Is there something that's
Speaker 1: gonna force it to get canceled or whatever. And uh,
Speaker 1: he's gonna tell you from Nevada. But play the clip
Speaker 1: and see if his commentary makes any sense. Can you
Speaker 1: guarantee the debate will happen today? You know better than that,
Speaker 1: don't you. I'm from Nevada, and we don't bet on
Speaker 1: things that we're going to happen. Huh, I'm from Nevada.
Speaker 1: We don't bet on things we don't even know. I'm
Speaker 1: from Nevada. We don't bet on things that we don't
Speaker 1: know what's gonna happen. No, but that that's all. That's
Speaker 1: all right, that's the exact opposite, is true. We play
Speaker 1: it again, we do, you'll hear it. Can you guarantee
Speaker 1: the debate will happen today? You know better than that,
Speaker 1: don't you. I'm from Nevada, and we don't bet on
Speaker 1: thanks that we're going to happen. Oh okay. I think
Speaker 1: he was just trying trying to cram in a betting
Speaker 1: reference because he's from Nevada and didn't necessarily have to
Speaker 1: make any sense. Right, But he's from the Vada. He's
Speaker 1: from the Vada, so he must only bet on things
Speaker 1: he knows they're gonna happen, which would mean he'd be
Speaker 1: a billionaire. Right, are right? She asked you a question?
Speaker 1: Is that debate can happen? You work for one of
Speaker 1: the campaigns, you're an expert, right you got sorry? Okay? Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: so there's that. You know. I bought it at leased,
Speaker 1: a new car, right at lease was up. I got
Speaker 1: a new car. Something happened in buying the car that
Speaker 1: I got free dessert on. So I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: that next week, because it's not as good as the
Speaker 1: story I'm gonna tell you now. You know, you asked
Speaker 1: people on on Facebook or in forums for help. You
Speaker 1: just want them to answer your question, right, And some
Speaker 1: forms are more polite than others. So I went on
Speaker 1: a Dodge Charger Facebook page because I just got a
Speaker 1: new Dodge Charger and there are things about the car
Speaker 1: that are exactly the same as my last one. Very fortunate,
Speaker 1: but I lease it because you know, it's like that's
Speaker 1: a lease it so um every three years I get
Speaker 1: a new one. So the car is basically the same,
Speaker 1: but they make some upgrades, or sometimes they make what
Speaker 1: they think is an upgrade, and then I hate it,
Speaker 1: Like whose idea was doing? Is this? Right. Okay, so
Speaker 1: one of the things they changed was with the navigation
Speaker 1: and radio system. Okay, they change something with the navigation.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter about what it was. But I needed help.
Speaker 1: I needed to know if the navigation if the problem
Speaker 1: I was having, what's what information that keeps popping up
Speaker 1: on the right side in there was way to turn
Speaker 1: it off? In I can't figure out how to turn
Speaker 1: off this bonus information that I don't need or want.
Speaker 1: Sounds to me like you have a valid question for
Speaker 1: the forum. So I say, hey, guys, I had a seventeen,
Speaker 1: I have a twenty. You know that information that pops
Speaker 1: up about the fun things that you can find when
Speaker 1: you're on the parkway. It'll show you what restaurants with
Speaker 1: gas stations. It gives you information so that you know
Speaker 1: you know what's at the exit. Well, I don't need
Speaker 1: to know that because most of the time I'm on
Speaker 1: the Parkway, I'm going to the end. I'm not stopping anywhere, right,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to visit somebody. I don't want that
Speaker 1: pop up. But in the charger I can't find a
Speaker 1: way to turn it off. So I post and I say, hey, um,
Speaker 1: does anybody know how to turn that off on or
Speaker 1: is it not a thing you could turn off anymore?
Speaker 1: So the first guy writes, I don't know why that
Speaker 1: bothers you. This wasn't it an opinion column, right? The
Speaker 1: second guy says, I kind of like that. I find
Speaker 1: it helpful, And the third guy writes, oh, why don't
Speaker 1: you just use car Play? That fucking many moo and
Speaker 1: jack there answering your questions, So like like knuckleheads like
Speaker 1: the three stooges right, and use the NAV system on
Speaker 1: car Play or Android, you know, whatever it is. I
Speaker 1: didn't ask you for your opinion. I did Robbie ninety two.
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk that you used car Play.
Speaker 1: I asked you how to fix my problem, So fuck
Speaker 1: you so not learning my lesson. The car I have
Speaker 1: now comes with six speakers and a two hundred seventy
Speaker 1: six what amp. My last car came with eleven speakers
Speaker 1: tent speakers rather, a sub Wolfer and a five hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty two what amp made by Beats, right, it
Speaker 1: was really nice. Came with the car that was their
Speaker 1: new promotion at the time. We're working with Beats. They
Speaker 1: put this great stereo system in, but now, for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: you have an option. You can get the car with
Speaker 1: a six speaker system that's okay, or you could pay
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars for the Harmon card In thirteen speaker system. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't have that kind of money. So I got
Speaker 1: to call it the Base Alpine system, and I thought,
Speaker 1: all right, hopefully it'll be almost as good as what
Speaker 1: I had. Well, to be honest, it's scary. Maybe I'm
Speaker 1: sensitive to sound being in radio, or just I like
Speaker 1: I like good radio. It's about a six out of
Speaker 1: the ten in my mind that I had. So I
Speaker 1: went I went on the Facebook page and in the
Speaker 1: charge of the charge of form that I'm a member of,
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, I have this dilemma. But I'm
Speaker 1: not an audio file so I have a budget of
Speaker 1: like five hundred dollars. That's what I want to spend.
Speaker 1: Are the speakers in the car? Because I don't know
Speaker 1: the specs. I tried looking it up. I don't know
Speaker 1: the spec, couldn't find it right away. I since found it.
Speaker 1: Can I put a five amp if I buy the
Speaker 1: amp from the old car somewhere on eBay? Will that
Speaker 1: blow the speakers out? Or are there speakers for like
Speaker 1: a few hundred dollars that would be as good as
Speaker 1: what I had in the seventh seen. Because the amps
Speaker 1: are like two hundred, I'm not sure what to buy.
Speaker 1: Can anyone recommend a similar equipment package for a five Hey, dude, one,
Speaker 1: don't you get the harmon cardon system? That was Then
Speaker 1: I get a guy who goes, oh, I had the
Speaker 1: same problem. Here's what I did. I put in thirteen
Speaker 1: speakers for sub wolfers. I built a deck alleged box
Speaker 1: where I put two amps four channel. It sounds to me,
Speaker 1: it sounds to me. It cost me eight hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: but it was worth it. All these forums are are
Speaker 1: just a reason for people to show off their ship, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: here's what I did build build a box with with
Speaker 1: sub wolfers in my car. I just want to buy
Speaker 1: I know, but I I told him, I said, I
Speaker 1: have an apple. I currently have a small apple. How
Speaker 1: do I get the same size apple? And these fuckers
Speaker 1: are telling me how to put a watermelon in my car.
Speaker 1: I just want to get back to where I was,
Speaker 1: So I have to now go to someplace that does
Speaker 1: installs and and now and speak to somebody in person
Speaker 1: or just google a different forum. I mean, obviously there
Speaker 1: are a bunch of I know, I know, so that.
Speaker 1: My point is, if somebody asks you for help, don't
Speaker 1: give them your opinion on something else. Hey, you know
Speaker 1: where I can find a good Italian restaurant. You should
Speaker 1: eat Greek, it's healthier. Go fund yourself. Yeah, I asked
Speaker 1: you for Italiant food, So charge of forum. Robbie ninety
Speaker 1: two and uh and Eric D and the other idiot,
Speaker 1: go funk yourselves. I don't want to use car Play.
Speaker 1: I don't have eighteen hundred dollars. I don't buy the
Speaker 1: Harmon cardon system for two thousand. I just want to
Speaker 1: improve for a few hundred bucks what I have. That's all.
Speaker 1: Is that too much? That fucking Robby Yobby two? By
Speaker 1: the way, maybe the New Way seventy seven in my book.
Speaker 1: Actually there's a few Robby ninety you know. Funny you
Speaker 1: mentioned that ape. I'll get to this at the end
Speaker 1: of the at the end of this email, at the
Speaker 1: end of these few emails, I have a problem with
Speaker 1: what's going on right now on Apple podcasts. Um the
Speaker 1: Logic Police. Grady Rogers wrote to us and said, um, hey, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: I was listening to the E d M S on
Speaker 1: Demand channel and there was a Yo Play Go Gurt
Speaker 1: commercial in it, and the lady says, you can also
Speaker 1: take it outside and introduced the kids and some of
Speaker 1: your favorite childhood backyard games break out the jump rope
Speaker 1: or an old pair of skates. Really, those were the
Speaker 1: two examples you chose to use for backyard games jump
Speaker 1: rope maybe, but for fox sake, skates. I can only
Speaker 1: hope the original author meant for those to be very
Speaker 1: two different ideas. Anyway, Yeah, thank you, Grady. So Grady
Speaker 1: was like, really, you're talking specifically about backyard activities, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know this is what they choose jump jump rope
Speaker 1: or an old, old pair of skates. By the way,
Speaker 1: nothing works better on a lawn than roller skates exactly,
Speaker 1: So they're they're actually Grady's right. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: know why they chose an old pair of skates. But
Speaker 1: sometimes sometimes these commercial copywriters um are high or whatever
Speaker 1: the case, I don't know. I don't have an answer
Speaker 1: for you, Grady. Sometimes we just read the email and
Speaker 1: we don't have these open ended solutions. Speaking of commercials,
Speaker 1: can I I'm gonna just go for a second here,
Speaker 1: scare because it was all my list of things to
Speaker 1: talk about. Um, if you own a company, right, I
Speaker 1: know you want your voice on the radio. Do me
Speaker 1: a favor, pay a company to do a commercial for you.
Speaker 1: There's nothing I hate more. I know you do it
Speaker 1: scary sometimes I know. No, no, I I hate. I'm
Speaker 1: not a fan either, but we don't. There's nothing more
Speaker 1: unprofessional And I'm not going to buy your product when
Speaker 1: you have a like a radio DJ or a professional
Speaker 1: guy throws a question to you that you clearly recorded
Speaker 1: separately and they stuck it onto the commercial. Yeah, let
Speaker 1: me tell you something about these pillows. These are the
Speaker 1: best pillows I've got. CEO John Pillow here, tell us
Speaker 1: about your pillows. A lot of times they want to
Speaker 1: have their own voices on it because they want wants
Speaker 1: to get on the radio. But you shouldn't be on
Speaker 1: the radio, John Pillow, you should not be on the radio.
Speaker 1: And by the way, mom, I'm picking out any Pillow
Speaker 1: people in particular. I just used pillow gonna be like
Speaker 1: befitted the pillow guy just in general. Hey, I have
Speaker 1: four of them. Yeah, I wasn't commenting on four commercials. No,
Speaker 1: I know I have four of his pillow. I wasn't
Speaker 1: talking about the my pillow guy new commercials for him.
Speaker 1: I was just saying, I just said pillow for right now,
Speaker 1: I said usually, I said pillow because in my basement
Speaker 1: we have, um, we have a two seater couch that
Speaker 1: that's become like throw stuff on the couch thing, like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a couch nobody sits on. So there's old blankets
Speaker 1: and pillows and uh, that's they're on. So I'm looking
Speaker 1: at a pillow. So that wasn't referent, Megan wrote to us.
Speaker 1: So what I'm saying there are and and there are
Speaker 1: talented people who make a living sounding upbeat and well
Speaker 1: spoken who belong in commercials. Right. There are radio professionals
Speaker 1: like new endorsements for you, like you and me for
Speaker 1: that matter, can do commercials. But there are commercials. High.
Speaker 1: This is Mary Jones, and I want to tell you
Speaker 1: about my new handcap product that I named after my daughter. Well,
Speaker 1: it's an ego thing. Come on, and there I guess what.
Speaker 1: They're the ones paying the bill so they get you know,
Speaker 1: the same thing with these cars, some of these cars,
Speaker 1: some of these car commercials. You know, some of these
Speaker 1: people have they know, they have their daughters. Their daughters
Speaker 1: were never you know, we're an aspiring singer, so they
Speaker 1: never got to sing talking about root for and Paramus
Speaker 1: root for Chrysler. I don't I don't want to make
Speaker 1: assumptions on what her career was gonna be. But there
Speaker 1: Dodge and Jep root for Paramus and she's like, she's
Speaker 1: got a guitar, right that girl. That's like, why don't
Speaker 1: we not hire a singer Jamie can sing? Because because
Speaker 1: they will listen to people in charge of the advertising budget,
Speaker 1: I want to take care of their kids, so the
Speaker 1: kid wants to be in TV. So you know exactly.
Speaker 1: You knew exactly locally what commercial I'm talking about. If
Speaker 1: you guys can googlewhere, don't don't do it. Don't don't
Speaker 1: do it. We don't know if they're sponsors or not.
Speaker 1: Don't do it. It doesn't matters. Why don't we just
Speaker 1: keep it keep You can edit that out. No, but
Speaker 1: it's every town USA. Don't single one of them out.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to live in this town, I know.
Speaker 1: But people listening can relate because they're listening in other
Speaker 1: cities in America where there's a local car. Everyone has
Speaker 1: a local car dealer where they know where they put
Speaker 1: their hot daughter on camera because her daughter wanted to
Speaker 1: be an actress that never made it. So they have
Speaker 1: the budget, they have the message and like ahead, you
Speaker 1: read the script, and they put them on TV in
Speaker 1: front of their hot cars. Okay, I won't mention the
Speaker 1: name of the places and other commercial and other call
Speaker 1: dealow ship driving crazy. All right, it's the Connecticut one.
Speaker 1: You know the Connecticut one? Yes, I do. I know
Speaker 1: the Connecticut one. I know the Westchester one. Is it Norfolk?
Speaker 1: Is it was it Norfolk? Newton? Oh? And Newton? That's it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And he has the accent. Come on down on my
Speaker 1: dealership in Newton. And then all the all the people
Speaker 1: who worked there, they're all very cute. The guy with
Speaker 1: the accident, he goes, come on down the Newton. It's
Speaker 1: not a bad commercial. They sing of the sometimes they
Speaker 1: have jingles that they sing. They don't sing. All right,
Speaker 1: tell you know what the one I the one I
Speaker 1: mentioned before. I think her uncle sings one of them too,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about? Yes, yes, I const
Speaker 1: cause for the last that one. Yeah, I think they
Speaker 1: got another family member. Don't do it? People, don't. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't single them. Man if I were you. Okay, you don't,
Speaker 1: you don't know them. Great, that's with David Brodie. By
Speaker 1: the way, you're gonna be You're gonna be no, beep it,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be gon beep it. No, it's too late
Speaker 1: to know. No, No, what is done? Okay? Scary. All
Speaker 1: I said was the girl doesn't sing. Okay, fine, and
Speaker 1: you went out and said she's a failed actress. I
Speaker 1: was making No. I didn't say her specifically. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: in any town, USA where there's a rich card dealer,
Speaker 1: his daughter can be a struggling actress and be struggling songwriter. Alright.
Speaker 1: You were attributing it to a specific commercial. Alright, I
Speaker 1: ad it first. All right, then you took Then you
Speaker 1: peet in the pool like a hot girl. Insert food
Speaker 1: in mouth. Megan Long wrote to us and said that
Speaker 1: she's currently listening to episode and I wanted to talk
Speaker 1: about the Amazon and package delivery issue. Last year, a
Speaker 1: friend of hers sent her a gift through Amazon. On
Speaker 1: the data it was delivered, she sent me the picture
Speaker 1: that the Amazon delivery person sent. Well, the front door
Speaker 1: in the picture was yellow, and my front door is blew.
Speaker 1: It was delivered to my neighbor's house across the hall
Speaker 1: at my apartment complex. I figured that I could either
Speaker 1: grab it before they got home, or they would check
Speaker 1: the name and wrong address and address and it in
Speaker 1: front of my door. Wrong. I get home and surprise, surprise,
Speaker 1: no package to be found. My neighbor fucking stole my package.
Speaker 1: I don't know my neighbor, and I'm a young female
Speaker 1: who lives alone, so I didn't pound on the door
Speaker 1: to ask from my package back out of fear. Story
Speaker 1: ended happily, though, with my friend complaining to Amazon and
Speaker 1: getting a new package delivered to me for free. No
Speaker 1: free dessert, but I did finally get my present. Love
Speaker 1: your podcast. Well, Megan, I don't know what to say,
Speaker 1: but if you know that your neighbor caught, you know
Speaker 1: you want to catch him red handed. I would figure
Speaker 1: away too, you know, because it's not just enough to me.
Speaker 1: I want justice to be served. I want the right
Speaker 1: thing to be done. I want to call people out
Speaker 1: on their ship. Hey, you stole my fucking package. Here's
Speaker 1: the picture. Okay, but you think this single young girl
Speaker 1: is gonna do that? No, but she could get her
Speaker 1: big big gass boyfriend or you know, someone in her
Speaker 1: life to go with her knock on the door and say,
Speaker 1: where's my fucking package? And what if? They say? The
Speaker 1: package was there, but someone must have stolen it from
Speaker 1: our door. We never saw it. Now you know what
Speaker 1: happened to me via the night broody. I was ordering
Speaker 1: food from Seamless and actually door Dash and the motherfucker's friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your friends at door Dash. You know what he did,
Speaker 1: just that, it's it's in the title. He fucking left
Speaker 1: the food at the door, and he dashed the only
Speaker 1: thing on he took. No, he left the food in
Speaker 1: the lobby. Because I live in an apartment complex. In
Speaker 1: all fairness in these COVID times, they're not allowed up
Speaker 1: to my floor. I love that, but leave it with
Speaker 1: my doorman. They take a picture. He takes a fucking
Speaker 1: picture and says, here's where I left your food, and
Speaker 1: there's a snapshot of it, and and he fucking bolts.
Speaker 1: I go downstairs and I'm like, whe's my food? And
Speaker 1: my doorman is like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Nothing got here for you. And I showed him the picture.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you didn't eat my food? Did your motherfucker?
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, dude, and he looks at my phone.
Speaker 1: He goes, dude, that's not our building. He goes, that's nothing.
Speaker 1: That's where do you see this shelf? You see this
Speaker 1: wooden shelf anywhere in our building? He got he fucking
Speaker 1: went of the wrong building because he he didn't check
Speaker 1: the real street address. So I called him up and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, Javier, what's up with that? And by
Speaker 1: the way, his name is not Javier. It was something
Speaker 1: like that, but I'm protecting his name, something like something
Speaker 1: like a Javier. And he's like, oh, no, man, he goes,
Speaker 1: that happens all the time. And I'm like, when you
Speaker 1: get so, I said, and the fact is that you
Speaker 1: said they want you to leave a tip for your dasher,
Speaker 1: and you leave the dashers tip before you even get
Speaker 1: the food, so you don't even know how the fucking
Speaker 1: service is gonna turn out. Well, in this case, it
Speaker 1: was shitty. It was so I'm like, oh, dude, well,
Speaker 1: I said, what do you mean this happened? Before he
Speaker 1: goes because you know, I'm gonna double back. I know
Speaker 1: exactly where you know, because I know the building you're
Speaker 1: at now. I knew it was one or the other.
Speaker 1: He tells me on the phone, and I'm like, why
Speaker 1: don't you just fucking hit the ways button or the
Speaker 1: Google Maps. It's not hard or check with the dorman saying, hey,
Speaker 1: is this. So my doorman told me a story that
Speaker 1: he said, a lot of these uber eats seamless door
Speaker 1: dash people sit there. They get offended when my doorman
Speaker 1: tries to double check. So my dorman's trying to like
Speaker 1: do the right thing and say, hey, you sure it's
Speaker 1: for and not because a lot of times we get
Speaker 1: a lot of their food and they get a lot
Speaker 1: of hours, and a lot of times they're like, don't
Speaker 1: look at me, man, go fund yourself, I know, don't
Speaker 1: tell me how to do my job. So my doorman
Speaker 1: has gotten in the habit of butting out of the
Speaker 1: business and be like, fucking man, let them come in.
Speaker 1: But he couldn't help at this point. It was a
Speaker 1: different building. I know, I know. But my dorman apologized,
Speaker 1: said he would have caught it had he been more
Speaker 1: more into it. More you know, wait a minute, your
Speaker 1: doorman is the doorman for more than one building. No,
Speaker 1: my doorman is the dorman of my building. And he
Speaker 1: gets from other buildings. He gets food from other buildings
Speaker 1: all the time. So when when the new when the
Speaker 1: people from DoorDash and Uber Eats come into the building,
Speaker 1: he's now stopped no what I'm saying, But he has
Speaker 1: now stopped asking them confirmed reconfirming who the food is
Speaker 1: for and what apartment because all he does is get
Speaker 1: dirty looks and and these door dashers curse him off,
Speaker 1: saying I know what I'm sucking doing. So he's now
Speaker 1: stopped intervening and said, fuck it, let them leave the
Speaker 1: food and now yes, So anyway, Javier got me my
Speaker 1: food ten minutes later, ten minutes colder, what are you
Speaker 1: gonna do? I shrug my shoulders and I went upstairs
Speaker 1: to eat and then pass out because that's what I
Speaker 1: was gonna do. And I don't know what David Brody
Speaker 1: would have done, um, because technically it's not the fault
Speaker 1: of door dash in this case. If the dash is fault,
Speaker 1: you should take the tip away. But you can't do that.
Speaker 1: It's an irreversible act. Did we take our second break yet?
Speaker 1: So I should tell you what I would do right
Speaker 1: after this. I gotta, I gotta, I got you gotta
Speaker 1: pause the podcast. I gotta go do something. You got
Speaker 1: you gotta have sex in your hop Yeah right, I
Speaker 1: gotta put the pizza in. Pizza was mine. It's on
Speaker 1: its way. I have door Dash bringing it. You're an asshole,
Speaker 1: scary and seriously, man, how the hell do you only
Speaker 1: think of yourself? You're cooking pizza during this podcast. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't stop down my podcast. It's a I'm you know, Brodie,
Speaker 1: throw a chicken in the oven. Hold on, you stopped
Speaker 1: the podcast to go look at a float with bar
Speaker 1: at in the Hudson River. Okay, that was podcast prep. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's happening now, that's current events. That's a bar at. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, so I had to go put the pizza
Speaker 1: in the oven. The Frozen Pizza favorite Frozen Pizza, which
Speaker 1: was discontinued for the pandemic, but it's back on. Totinos
Speaker 1: are the guys that make the pizza rolls. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: make fake mozzarella. It's like it's processed mozzarrell cheese fozzarella,
Speaker 1: fake mozzarella fuzzarella. Right, but the crust is flaky and crispy,
Speaker 1: and it's by far my favorite. There's a sausage pepperoni combo.
Speaker 1: There's a sausage. It's rare. It's like a unicorn if
Speaker 1: you find that sausage. Only one um, but they used
Speaker 1: to only they used to sell it all supermarkets, then
Speaker 1: they stopped. They used to have two kinds and Gino's
Speaker 1: j E n o S And that was in the
Speaker 1: yellow boxes. Those were like individual they had like two
Speaker 1: different company names. Was the same company, and then Totino's
Speaker 1: is it was in a red box. Then it was
Speaker 1: in a rectangular red plastic wrapper. Okay, and they have
Speaker 1: like seven or eight different places. Yeah, the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: I didn't say it was small. The supermarkets stopped selling them,
Speaker 1: so you can only get them at Walmart. Then Walmart
Speaker 1: stopped selling them for while during the pandemic. Well now
Speaker 1: Target near me has them, and my kid and I
Speaker 1: are loving it because we love these pizza. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: didn't do it, Okay, we are in We're happy that
Speaker 1: they're back. Okay, So my daughter I picked my daughter
Speaker 1: off from school in the afternoons now because my wife's
Speaker 1: working and I'm I'm home your mom, Yeah exactly. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, that's sexist, that's insinuating that Mom's supposed
Speaker 1: to be doing the pickups. I'm Mr Dad, thank you
Speaker 1: very much. So I pick her up. And my daughter
Speaker 1: always tells me in the morning before she leaves what
Speaker 1: she wants to lunch. So today she said, I'd like
Speaker 1: to bring the water the pizzas. So I just popped
Speaker 1: the pizza in so I can have a cookie. I
Speaker 1: teased something we have. I just want well before you
Speaker 1: do that. We tease something and I want to make
Speaker 1: sure we get to it. But we're gonna get to it.
Speaker 1: But things to read, Well, how would you handle free
Speaker 1: dessert in that situation? I would I would handle it
Speaker 1: the same way I handled producer sam situation. I would
Speaker 1: call the restaurant and let them know that I didn't
Speaker 1: get my food, or I got an hour late and
Speaker 1: it was cold. Did you ever get the food by
Speaker 1: the way, did okay? But it was cold? Right? Well?
Speaker 1: It was it was called wink wink. Oh, I see
Speaker 1: what you did there. Second of all, I would then
Speaker 1: call door dash and tell both places I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: the dash in tub, I'm going to get the dasher
Speaker 1: in trouble. The dasher didn't care apparently the dash she said, oh,
Speaker 1: this happens all the time. Dude, he Javier fox up
Speaker 1: all the time. You can You can't have said Javier
Speaker 1: lose his job. Were a pandemic. Oh you know what, Well,
Speaker 1: maybe Javier loses his job for sucking and then Mike
Speaker 1: gets a job to replace Javier. He helped the Mike out.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I just felt. Mike has nine kids.
Speaker 1: Don't you care about those kids. Mike has a pregnant
Speaker 1: every day he's hustling. Javier is going to the wrong house.
Speaker 1: Mike is a better worker. He needs a job. His
Speaker 1: wife's ready to push you. But you just can't take food.
Speaker 1: What do you can't steal food out of Javier's mouth?
Speaker 1: What did Mike's kids do to you? Why do you
Speaker 1: hate Mike's kids? I don't hate Mike's kids. But he
Speaker 1: doesn't have the gig yet. Javier has a gig. Take
Speaker 1: you give it and then you take it away. You
Speaker 1: can't do that. If Javier has a job because he's
Speaker 1: bored and his father is rich, you don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: these are all hypotheticals. If you need a job, you
Speaker 1: do it. Well, that's it. You can't look you feel
Speaker 1: bad if Via lost a job, sure, So okay, so
Speaker 1: you called the sandwich, all right, so I called door dash,
Speaker 1: but I got my ship, but I called I called
Speaker 1: door dash, right, And then you're gonna say, hey, look
Speaker 1: your guy fucked up. I want credit boom and I'll
Speaker 1: give me like twenty five dollars. Right. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you know this, but even as not even as
Speaker 1: not even, but not at the not the at the
Speaker 1: expense of Javier, because you see he's the one that's
Speaker 1: gonna get penalized for that. Then here's what you do.
Speaker 1: You call up and you say, I live in a
Speaker 1: building complex. It isn't clearly numbered. It's very confusing. It's
Speaker 1: an honest mistake. But the bottom line is I didn't
Speaker 1: get my food. This way, you make it look like
Speaker 1: anybody would have made the mistake. It's not how his fault,
Speaker 1: but you didn't get the food, and you'd like some
Speaker 1: kind of compensation. This ways to handle it, rather than
Speaker 1: call up and be like, oh, here's a piece of ship.
Speaker 1: This motherfucker told me. He makes this mistake. All looked
Speaker 1: on him. You should fire him. That's a different thing. Alright.
Speaker 1: Couple quick emails, and then I want to hear one
Speaker 1: of your rants because I haven't heard one in a while.
Speaker 1: But I did tease family feuds, so I gotta do
Speaker 1: that quick, and I'll tell you about First of all,
Speaker 1: just Christie Lynn Canto wrote to us, this is important
Speaker 1: because we sometimes need to hear these things. She can too,
Speaker 1: She can too. Yeah, she went to our Facebook page
Speaker 1: of all places, the Brooklyn Boys, which is a waste
Speaker 1: land the Brooklyn Boys. Uh at the Brooklyn Boys on Facebook? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean we haven't posted there in a while. We
Speaker 1: gotta do something about Facebook. Yeah, you know, we got
Speaker 1: new We gotta put some video on there. How about that?
Speaker 1: Haven't we put some video content? I'm sure haven't you
Speaker 1: already put video up of your other podcasts would share
Speaker 1: on our Brooklyn Boys page. But I may start doing that.
Speaker 1: You know what, We're gonna get some video and we're
Speaker 1: gonna put some video content on the Brooklyn Boys page.
Speaker 1: What do you say anyway? Size for life from a
Speaker 1: hot tub, Christie says she's a size for life from
Speaker 1: San Antonio. I'm on episode episode and now worried the
Speaker 1: closer I get to the current episode. What will I
Speaker 1: do to pass the time at work? I love you guys.
Speaker 1: I am one of the few who only listens to
Speaker 1: this podcast. I have never even heard of The Big Show. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, she names it the Big Show in caps. No,
Speaker 1: the Big Show, like that's the name of our show
Speaker 1: other show. No, she does not, nor do I follow
Speaker 1: any other social media. It's called Elvis Duran in the
Speaker 1: morning show, Christie, and you should check it out. No,
Speaker 1: she does not. She's calling it the Big Show as
Speaker 1: if that's the name of the Big that's the name
Speaker 1: of the show. Is capital T, capital B capitals. All right,
Speaker 1: I understand, how okay, I'll have to create a couple uh,
Speaker 1: just for you guys. Uh, social media handles. Have a
Speaker 1: blessed day, Christie. You're missing out if you haven't heard
Speaker 1: from where we come, where we come from, the cloth
Speaker 1: were cut from, and the reason why we are the insane.
Speaker 1: You know, they're seeing luto tics that we are. So
Speaker 1: there's that, uh, and then um one other one here
Speaker 1: is this somebody with free dessert situation. Bradley Martinez rights
Speaker 1: from Tampa. I went to Starbucks last weekend. When I
Speaker 1: got home, I noticed there were coffee grinds on the
Speaker 1: bottom of my cup about an eighth of an inch thick.
Speaker 1: Needless to say, I took a picture and email it
Speaker 1: to Starbucks immediately. Not only are they going to give
Speaker 1: me my money back on my Starbucks app, but they're
Speaker 1: also going to send me a Starbucks gift card. Hashtag
Speaker 1: even is not even hashtag free desert hashtags life for Life,
Speaker 1: Slice for Life? How about that Bradley Martinez? How about that?
Speaker 1: How about oh you left his phone number? I couldn't.
Speaker 1: We could have put him on the podcast alight, alright anyway,
Speaker 1: and I got a lot of free dessert stories. I
Speaker 1: gotta do you want to when you want to? You
Speaker 1: wanna tal my family feud? What do you wanna talk about? You? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I wanna. I want to just give a shout
Speaker 1: out to DJ Millie. DJ Millie sent me a really
Speaker 1: long DJE. DJ Millie give you all the props and
Speaker 1: all the mentions right here. You sent me a huge
Speaker 1: letter free dessert. I. I don't have time this episode.
Speaker 1: I promised you a couple of weeks ago, and I
Speaker 1: know You're like, oh, how about this week? How about
Speaker 1: this week? So I'm gonna try for next week, d
Speaker 1: J Melley, But I didn't forget about you, So I'm
Speaker 1: giving a shout out, shout, you know, I shout out. Okay,
Speaker 1: I did the I did the Facebook darts charging aunt um,
Speaker 1: so forgive me. We're at a time on on on
Speaker 1: the second rant I was gonna do. Please don't be mad,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna give you a mini rant about Family
Speaker 1: Feud because I told you last week that's rigged. They
Speaker 1: want people to win and they make it easy for them.
Speaker 1: So I met my mom's house watching Family Feud again,
Speaker 1: and there's a family on I don't remember their names.
Speaker 1: Five guys all in suits, really not fun, funny, just
Speaker 1: like Steve Harvey loves them, the kind of family you
Speaker 1: want on the show every week. Right, you did, just
Speaker 1: fantastic people, I said to my mother. Watched. They're gonna
Speaker 1: give them either or questions in the in the in
Speaker 1: the bonus round. They're gonna make it so easy for
Speaker 1: them to win. Watch. So here are the questions. Scary
Speaker 1: name a letter that looks like your your your your
Speaker 1: significant others wear end shaped like you know your your woman?
Speaker 1: Or double W. Okay it's either W or B right? Okay, Uh,
Speaker 1: name something a man uh does to keep busy when
Speaker 1: he's bored. Watches TV? Right, it was watching TV with
Speaker 1: the next one. Now here's where it got really ridiculous. Well, no,
Speaker 1: the guy said watch porn and it was the number
Speaker 1: one answer. Then the question was name something you need
Speaker 1: to go water skiing? Water skis right, number one answer.
Speaker 1: The other other option is boat. There's only two options,
Speaker 1: so the other guy said skis boat. The next question,
Speaker 1: names something commonly made of swede shoes, right, and the
Speaker 1: other guy said jacket jack. It name a type of
Speaker 1: pitch a picture would throw. Fastball, right guy, Right, that's it.
Speaker 1: No one's gonna say four fingers, uhler, slider, change up,
Speaker 1: cut fastball. It's fastball, curveball. They made it so easy,
Speaker 1: Fami lude. I want you, guys, if you watch Family
Speaker 1: Feud with Steve Harvey. I'm sure it's been going on
Speaker 1: for a hundred years with other hosts, but I want
Speaker 1: you to watch, and if you see a family that
Speaker 1: you're like, well, this is a good family. Watch how
Speaker 1: they hand them the money. They hand it to them
Speaker 1: because they want them on. They want more screen time,
Speaker 1: because they get to come back the next day. People
Speaker 1: know I'm saying they want them to win. I'm saying
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, these people are fun. We want them
Speaker 1: to win. Name a type of pitch a picture would
Speaker 1: throw scary. Name something you need to water ski? Um,
Speaker 1: it's in it's in the question. The answers in the question.
Speaker 1: I mean obviously a lake water, but for the most
Speaker 1: part it's boat and water skis. Yes, a roast beef sandwich. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they just have two bumps. Tell me you want to
Speaker 1: be done right right, So I I see what you're saying.
Speaker 1: That either or question. There's not It wasn't like it
Speaker 1: wasn't like one of them was easy. All five of
Speaker 1: them were very were very easy questions. I think it
Speaker 1: was what does a guy watch to kill time or
Speaker 1: something like that. Whatever was the answer was obviously born
Speaker 1: Now finally, UM, that and that and that is stupid
Speaker 1: and but that's a TV tactic of the way for
Speaker 1: the producers to make the good families win. And we
Speaker 1: we we we recognize that, and we're calling you out
Speaker 1: family few um Apple podcasts. Um. We've come a long
Speaker 1: way from the fuck you Ape seventy seven, Brody UM.
Speaker 1: A long time ago, we were chewing and eating on
Speaker 1: the microphone because that's what we do. Because a bunch
Speaker 1: of gov owns and ape seventy seven gave us out
Speaker 1: first one star review I think we ever had back
Speaker 1: in Apple Podcasts. So that's why we started the whole
Speaker 1: few Ape seventy seven because Abe seventy seven was signed
Speaker 1: to APE seventy seven and he gave us one star.
Speaker 1: But he enjoyed the podcast anyway. But he's he was
Speaker 1: an asshole, Okay, whatever, hopefully he's still with us. What
Speaker 1: you got since then, Brody, I gotta say, in the
Speaker 1: last six months or so, there's a bunch of Ape
Speaker 1: seventy seven's out there. Yeah, yeah, and we will read them. Brodie,
Speaker 1: you're gonna want to screenshot them and read them on
Speaker 1: the next podcast because a lot of them don't make
Speaker 1: any sense. We don't have time for them here, but
Speaker 1: we want everybody, if you can go to Apple Apple
Speaker 1: Podcasts and leave us a review, five stars would be nice.
Speaker 1: It would be great to have five stars, but you know,
Speaker 1: you know, we want to earn it. But seriously, let's
Speaker 1: let's show up these people because we don't want to
Speaker 1: be drowned out. Listen, we're still a five star podcast,
Speaker 1: but with this this and assholes in there, and if
Speaker 1: you want to name them by name in your review
Speaker 1: that would be great and say this person will know
Speaker 1: what they're talking about. You know what I'm saying, because
Speaker 1: that's where in your face like that right, Not from
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