WEBVTT - #148: Hot Tub Slime Machine 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:07.520 Start uf dot Up start Up Brooklyn by start Up 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:15.360 Brooklyn buys start up Data. They making noise data dot 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:21.000 Up Episode one. This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast, happening 0:00:21.000 --> 0:00:23.640 way back. We are so close to one fifty. I 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:25.959 don't know what that means, doesn't really mean anything. We've 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:28.160 done so many of these in a row, Brody without 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:30.600 taking a break. Isn't this awesome because we're on like 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:32.360 a hot streak. It's like in a row in a 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:35.280 row in a row, week after week after week, whereas 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:38.480 in years passed, you know, pre pandemic, we would be 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:41.800 breaking for all kinds of vacations. Yeah, well we didn't 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:44.280 take a vacation. We missed one. Yeah, so we're owed 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:48.120 those dates were desert in the vacation land the part 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:52.239 want to ask our ask the slices. Yeah, what what 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:54.279 you prefer if you think it's equivalent, if you think 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.400 because I think even is not even in this situation. 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:59.560 Speaking of vacations, So we were supposed to take a 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:02.280 vacation in April. Yes, we we're supposed to have an 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:04.280 entire week off, but because we were in the middle 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:06.880 of the pandemic, we you know, we weren't take it 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:09.920 because we wanted to be here, Alvis wanted to Elvis 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:13.160 Durant Show, to be on the air, be available for 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:15.759 news and comfort and beyond. And I get it, totally. 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:19.800 Can acknowledge that we are owed five days in some form. Right. 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:22.679 Well that's ha ha, there's the problem. There is the 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:29.039 problem because I think five day vacation is different than 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:33.640 what Elvis and and Nate are our executive producer, our 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:37.280 senior executive producer, excuse me, are suggesting. Well, we don't 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:40.040 know what they're suggesting yet. It hasn't really been released, right, 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:41.640 but here's what I'm gonna tell you what they what 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:45.319 they're putting on the several proposals. Okay, So when you 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:48.960 take a five day vacation Monday to Friday, right, you 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:51.480 technically get off the Friday before, like we get off 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:53.960 work at ten am, right, So then you have that Friday, 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:57.680 Saturday Sunday before the Monday starts. Right. Then at the 0:01:57.760 --> 0:01:59.720 end of the Friday you get Saturday Sunday. When you 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:02.280 take a week off, you're in essence getting nine days 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:05.480 off because you get the wraparounds on the two weekends. 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:08.440 And that's that's anybody with anyone's vacation, right, and then 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:10.280 you could plan a vacation like you could plan to 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:14.320 do something, not that there's anything to do right now, 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:17.120 why quarantines and let you can't go to certain states 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:19.000 and let me know where you're going there, brody, and 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.120 I'll join Yeah, I don't, I don't. Yeah, I know 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.880 you will not not now obviously. But since we're owed 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:26.720 that week vacation, it's really a nine day in a 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:30.040 row off, correct, right, very relaxing, whether you go away 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:32.480 or not. But one of the proposals is, oh, we'll 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:37.680 just take five random mondays and we'll get five longer weekends. Now, 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:42.440 technically that's the same time off though, uh, but it's 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:45.400 only increasing your weekend by one day. You're getting a 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:47.960 one day add rather than a nine day break, so 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:49.600 you get like, oh, I got a little extra rest 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:51.799 back to work. Oh, I got a little extra rest 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:57.080 back to work, as opposed to oh, nine days. You 0:02:57.080 --> 0:02:59.320 see why it's not the same, right, But in a 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:03.280 nonpenn emic year, we would get that five days and 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:06.840 be like, bucket man, I'm going away somewhere. Scary you 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:10.040 you should just rip the word analogy out of the dictionary, Okay, 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:13.080 because You're like, no, they're so really gonna I'm saying, 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:16.640 you're making the analogy, but I'm just asking, No, I'm 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:19.680 making a comparison. I'm just asking it's not the same, right, 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:21.800 forget about the circum No, it's definitely not the same. 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:23.880 And I know there's people who don't get a lot 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:27.800 of vacation. Please, it's not about that. I'm just specifically asking, 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:30.600 is it the same to you? However much vacation you 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:35.520 get to have nine days of ah versus our extra 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:39.000 Monday five times. I mean, if the last five Mondays 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:42.120 of the year can be that, then maybe i'd feel 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:46.040 a little something. If they were in a row, maybe, right, 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:51.600 But if they're sporadic, like we're taking off, that would 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:54.360 be this Monday coming up. If you're listening to this podcast. 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:59.440 People listening to the podcast whenever. But but for us, 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:02.480 it's in right, So I get a long weekend, But 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:06.960 what am I doing this weekend? Do anything? Not going anywhere? Right, 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:10.520 So it's all the same to me, Okay, but it 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:13.480 would It would be all the same though, if you 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:15.120 got the five days in a row, because then you'd 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:18.039 just be sitting around for five days. No, But I 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:20.320 get nine days to to know that. First of all, 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:22.320 you know you have nine days, right, You could plan 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:25.560 home projects, you could plan a day trip. Am I 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:29.320 planning in a pandemic for nine days every day is 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:32.400 the same, I know, which is why you can get 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:34.920 But here's the thing. You can get weekday rates at 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:38.279 a hotel Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. You can just go to 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.520 a hotel somewhere like with a you know, with a 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:43.440 spa and just kind of hang out. I could, you know, 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:45.680 you know, like or go to like a place that 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:47.880 has like a hot tub in your room, just like 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:52.839 chill out. I have a problem with hot tubs in rooms. Issue. Yeah, 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:55.680 I feel like I'm out. I scrub him first. I 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:58.440 don't get in them. I get some soap and I 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:01.479 and I saw him out and it's just okay. I 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:04.120 just feel like a hot tub in a room, it's just, 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:07.159 you know, some extra filthy things were going on in 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:12.160 that hot tub. Everyone on the competing same stuff. But 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:14.560 the only thing is when people see hot tub in 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:17.000 a room and choose to use it, they're like jizzen 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:19.839 in that thing, It's like, oh my god, it's a 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:21.640 turn on. We got a hot tub of the room. 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:25.880 What's but you shower your hotel people are in bathing 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:29.159 in a hot tub and not doing other salacious things. 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:31.960 So I stay away from hotel hot tubs at all points. 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:34.160 But you don't think, you know people have sex and 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:39.159 piss in the shower in a hotel. Yeah, of course 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:43.320 they do. But I think that except the sole use 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:45.960 of a hot tub in a room in a hotel 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:49.960 room is sex. It's all sex at least a showers, 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:53.680 half bathing. I'm talking. I'm not talking about like Mount 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:55.719 Airy Lodge, which used to be in the Poconos, which 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:58.240 was like hard shaped tubs, like for instance, when we 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:00.480 went to Mexico, I think it's Mexico, right, one of 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:04.680 the Sexico. Yeah, no, Dominican Republic. We had we had 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:06.680 big hot tubs in our room. We had these executive 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:10.760 sit Yeah, but that was like a vacation hot tub. 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:13.800 That wasn't like a a drive in hotel. And I 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:16.040 was like, if you went to like a sex motel 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:17.839 and they had a hot top, I'm not getting in. 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:20.800 That's not gonna do it. I respectfully disagree on that 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:24.320 because to me, if I see a hot tub in 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:28.839 a room in a hotel, in a hotel room. Peep, everybody. 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:31.640 The only used and only purpose for it is for 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:35.479 people who's fuck in that thing? And I find it nasty. 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:38.360 I run the other way when I see that. I'm like, so, 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:41.159 you've never been alone in a room with a hot tub, 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:43.800 and you just get in and relax? Who does that? 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:49.360 Who does that? And get out of here? You you wait, 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:53.080 hold on, you make single use of a hotel hot tub, 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:57.680 of course by yourself getting drunk? Shut up? Yes, you 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.440 take the time to come on. You have a hot 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:03.640 tub at home, right, I get in the hot tub 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:07.080 sometimes by myself. That's an outdoor hot tub, but connected 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:09.640 to your pool. That's different. It's not connected to my pool. 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:10.920 It's a hot tub. I didn't say it was part 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:13.760 of my pool. But it's outside. It is outside. There's 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:17.080 a difference between outdoor hot tubs and hotel room hot tubs. 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:19.160 They have nothing to do with one. When we were 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:23.120 in the Dominican Republic, that hot tub was big and gorgeous, right, 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:26.840 It was so relaxing. It had like a hundred jets. 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:29.240 It was fantastic. Are you admitting to me right now 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:32.080 that you filled up that thing with with water and 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:35.880 bubbles and soap and you jumped in. I did not 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:38.520 jump in. I cleaned it. Then I filled it with 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:40.960 hot water. I ran it for a while to clean 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:42.440 to this, and then they had the jets and I 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:44.840 drained it. Then I filled it up again, and then 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:47.000 I got in the hot tub and I went were 0:07:47.000 --> 0:07:55.120 you naked? Um? I think you are gone. I've gone 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:57.360 in the hot tub in my bathing suit, like coming 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:58.960 out of the pool, I would go in. Were you 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:01.640 also watching porn at the same time, Brodie, No, dude, 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:03.880 no not, There was nothing sexual. So you did it. 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:06.280 You made an a sexual move just to jump in 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:08.600 hot tub for the stake of it and have jets 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:11.600 on your you know, squirting up your ass, not squirting 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:14.720 up my ass, like massaging my back and my shoulder balls. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:17.080 It's nice, all right, Let me ask you another question 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:20.360 since we're talking about cleaning things. But but, but wit, 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:22.960 before we move off of that, Yeah, I just want 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:25.800 to make a point that it's that type of hot 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:28.720 tub is completely different than Hey, me and my friends 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:30.920 are going skiing. It's the middle of the winter, and 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:33.040 everybody puts their bathing kits on and jumps in the 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:36.360 hot tub. Or you're going hot springs. Those are not 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:40.719 you know, necessarily there for but you could drink and 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:42.960 a group of you are in there. I'm saying night 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:45.920 at night, people are having sex, not hot ups Sex 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:48.400 does go on, but it's not the sole purpose for 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:50.680 it all. I say so, just like showers are not 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:53.559 the sole purpose for having sex in them. But sometimes 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:55.960 sex occurs in a shower. I use my shower every 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:58.480 fucking day. There's never any sex in there. So you're more, 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:00.800 you're more, you're more upset about mode of So if 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:02.959 the hot tub is designed for sex, you're grossed out 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:06.160 by it thousand times over, Yes, because I know that 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:07.800 that's the only thing that goes on in there. What 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:10.839 is the difference If people have ninety five thousand times 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:14.240 sex or eight five thousand times sex, they're still having 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:17.120 sex in the hot tub. It's just less less filled. 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:21.040 Noone's having sex in my hot tub, So all right, 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.440 I just find it weird that you took time out 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:25.560 of your day to jump in it, fill it up, 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:30.160 drain it, scrubbing up, flipping and rub it down. That's no. 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:32.040 I got in there in the afternoon. It was not 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:34.160 a thing like I wasn't like missing partying at night. 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:36.160 It wasn't after I was like, oh, nothing's going on. 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:37.760 I can either sit in the sand in the sun 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:40.520 with my pasty white skin and burn. You're like, oh, 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:43.920 hot tub, and don't forget indoor hot indoor hot tub. 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:46.800 It's not just the hot tub we had in Mexico 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:49.840 was like right off, right, right off the deck, so 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:51.440 you could look out onto the ocean while you're in 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:54.320 the hot tub. I'm gonna go one further. The hot 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:57.679 tub that they gave us on the cruise ship when 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:00.960 we were on Norwegian, which is technically outdoors, but it's 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.800 it's it's on your you know, it's out, it's out 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:07.840 your sliding glass door, on your like little balcony. Those 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:12.520 are covered. That hot tub. I didn't get. No, I 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:16.079 didn't getting that either. I refused because once again, it's 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:19.120 a sex tub. They clean the man, they clean him, 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.520 just like, alright, you just on the toilet. You sat 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:25.000 on the toilet on the cruise right of course. Yeah, 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:27.200 so people have been pooping and pee and putting their 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:32.320 ass on that seat. That's excreciatory. So what a sex 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:35.920 fluids And that's not even a word, I know it is. 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:40.280 I just made it up. By the way, but you know, 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:42.040 and I know, I know you want to say something 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:44.719 about you wanted to move something here. But it's very 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:47.120 interesting things happening as we speak. I want to see 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:50.000 if it's happening right now. Hold on, okay, so I live. 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:54.560 I live, um with a view of Manhattan, of the 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:58.840 of the Hudson River. You had a until right about now, 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:04.160 my funk soul brother, A barge is passing by and 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:10.480 on it is a huge inflatable hot top man man 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:14.440 on you know, laying in his like sex pose on 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:19.160 a bed, but in a thong. Okay, take a picture 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:21.880 and sentence. I'll tell you what and and my buddy's 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:27.000 warning me that it's passing. This is live coverage of 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:31.280 the sex barge. We've gone from sex tub to sex barge. 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:34.079 Welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I'll tell you. I'll 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:38.640 tell you what it is, though I don't see it. 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:41.480 It's a barge floating in the Hudson River. But okay, so, 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:44.360 so do you know what it is? Um? It is 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:51.920 a promo. It is a promo for the film borat Erfect. Yeah. 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:55.840 So they guy used a movie company or someone. This 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:58.840 is a stunt they spend all this money to have 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:04.480 a huge If you google it, google Hudson River, barge Borat, 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:08.959 you will see the huge inflatable Sasha Baron Cohen like 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:11.680 in wearing nothing. But you know, I guess it's on Twitter? 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:17.200 The mask thong are people seeing? Isn't it great? Have 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:19.440 you seen a picture? Yeah? I saw a picture of it, 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:21.280 but I wanted to see it live with my own eyes. 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:23.200 But my friend is like, picture, I'm looking at us 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:27.200 from Toronto one minute ago. It might have it's in 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:29.040 the Toronto must be in every city, and they must 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:32.640 be doing in several in several bodies of water in 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:37.840 the water. Here is the Hudson River in Toronto. Toronto. 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:41.480 Pictures are better. Yeah so yeah so anyway, but anyway, 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:45.040 if Borat rented a hotel room before me, I would 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:47.120 not get in the hot top? Is that fair? Fair 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:48.920 to say? But he's wearing I love the way he's 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:52.679 wearing a surgical mask as it's great, It's awesome. Okay, 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:55.160 So getting back to cleaning, So you reminded me of 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:57.280 something happened to me now about two weeks ago. My 0:12:57.320 --> 0:12:58.679 wife and I, when we got married, we got a 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:01.040 set of silver air plays. Get a set of silverware 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:04.439 that that's one of the things, right, and so I 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:06.680 I love it. We picked out that what we thought 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:10.080 was the perfect the right weight and size, nice substance 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:13.560 to it. Anyway, over the course of the time we're married, 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:17.560 our I'm assuming our kids have a tendency to accidentally 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:20.800 throw out the small fork and the small spoon, like oh, 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:23.400 it ends up in the garbage somehow. And so we 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:29.280 have let's say twelve big spoons, soup spoons, eleven big 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:31.840 forks I'm approximate for the sake of argument, and like 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:36.720 four or five of the small ones. So because we're married, 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:39.480 as long as we are, the pattern has been discontinued. 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:43.440 So I have an eBay search going for the name 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:47.000 and pattern, style and the company name that made these 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.640 the silverware. So if you know how eBay works, you 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:51.920 can put in a search and save it and anytime 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:54.880 something pops up that fits that criteria, you get an email. 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:57.520 So every once in a while I get an email 0:13:57.559 --> 0:13:59.680 and it says, oh, there's a such and such fork 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:03.400 or boon available, And it's always the big ones, or 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:06.920 it's a serving spoon or a pie server. You know, 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:10.920 it's never the small fork and spoon I want, and 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.360 so we've never bought another set because you know, we 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:16.079 bought some miscellaneous forks and spoons to fill in so 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:19.160 the kids have enough small forks and spoons, because even 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:23.120 though they're teenagers, they still like the smaller ones. Okay, okay, 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:25.720 So about two weeks ago, I get an alert from eBay. 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:29.280 Someone is selling an entire set in the like in 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:33.680 the storage box, the fancy box, the whole set of 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:38.160 our silverware, which I haven't seen in over ten years. Now, 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:43.520 are you more prone to buy it? Hold on, well, okay, 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:45.400 I would buy it first of looks, I like the set. 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:47.440 See I'm someone that likes the same thing over and 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:51.680 over again. Yeah, that's why I keep buying the same 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:54.560 car basically. And uh, if I lose something, I have 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:57.080 to buy the same one, you know, like if if 0:14:57.200 --> 0:15:00.840 um never it is, you know, I can I understand, 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:02.680 all right. So I got all excited. Oh my god, 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:04.760 we can get the whole set and then we won't 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:07.920 be short on spoons and forks anymore. My wife says, 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:11.960 I am not buying someone else's used silverware. That's disgusting. 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:17.800 So for a second I thought, well, she's right, someone's 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:20.360 been eating off that silverware for fifteen years, twenty years, whatever. 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:25.560 But you have to we go out to eat, we 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:28.280 eat in restaurants, we eat, they're silverware people. If you 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:31.640 have to assume that it's been sanitized, well even if 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:35.480 it's not, I could sanitize it. That's not the why 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:37.640 not hang Why does she not have to hang up 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:41.560 with restaurants silverware? Well, that's what I said. Mentally, she 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:43.960 feels like, if it's our silverware, it should be new, 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:47.560 and we shouldn't buy someone's old like us silverware. But 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:50.920 it's in perfect condition, and once it's mixed in with ours, 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:53.640 you'll have no way of knowing who's is who's. But 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:56.760 she's not not buying it. Mind over matter. That's like, 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:59.160 but we got to eat, right like you know, Well, 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:02.560 that's the same this same quandary is what's the difference 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:06.000 from being in the pool and peeing in the pool 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:09.440 or standing over the pool and just taking out your 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:12.160 junk and peeing in the pool. Okay, it's the same, 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:16.520 it's the same thing as in essence, it's the same thing. Okay, 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:19.480 it's the result is the same, but the tackiness is 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:24.280 completely different. If if if if I'm relieving myself underwater 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:26.880 and and the pisses coming out of my of my 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:29.840 my freaking being suit, and I'm in the pool. Okay, 0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:33.120 there's no different than me standing over the pool and 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:36.600 just unloading into the pool. Just it just hits the 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:39.840 stream of air first. No, the end result is the same, 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:43.160 but the tackiness is not the same. If you're in 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:46.040 the pool, sometimes you can't help it, right, You're like, oh, 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:47.960 I can't get I'm not gonna make it to the bathroom. 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:50.240 And you and you might be in like a community pool, 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:54.160 like a beach club or the town pool. That's disgusting. 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:57.280 But if you already out of the pool, well, you 0:16:57.320 --> 0:17:00.120 could walk somewhere or go to a bush, and you 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:04.880 choose to aim into the pool, you're an asshole. I'm 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:08.000 not saying you're not. But how is that different from 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:11.239 I'm making the analogy? All right, let me ask you 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:15.399 if that versus the silverware in the restaurants school, right, 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:19.240 let's talk old school scary Jones. Why if an ugly 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:21.560 girl pie's in a pool, you're grossed out, But if 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:24.680 a hot girl pie's in the pool, you're okay with it. 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:29.000 Hot girl p but it's still p and you're not 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:32.520 in a sexual situation. I don't know, a pool and 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:36.920 somebody's pall. Maybe I had a fantasy about that. Imagine this. 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:41.280 You do know I'm saying maybe there was something underlying there. 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:43.120 I don't know. Maybe I need to see a psychologist 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:47.399 to find out why. When I was younger and I thought, no, 0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:50.720 I'm not saying I'm not I'm not what people I'm 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:52.680 not I'm not. I'm not saying you're into what. I 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:55.879 don't care specifically the situation, because I remember saying that 0:17:55.960 --> 0:18:00.920 on the air like fifteen years ago. I have no problem. 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:03.840 Here is a scenario. Okay, so a hot girl compete 0:18:03.880 --> 0:18:06.720 on you, not on me, but in the pool, in 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:09.320 the pool next to it gets to you. Eventually, Well, 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:12.640 then who cares? Okay, so what if that hot girl 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:15.199 has sex in a hot tub? Would you get in 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:20.760 the hot tub afterwards? Yeah? When based on well, based 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:22.960 on that logic, I would have to say yes, you're 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:25.720 cornering me. You're paying me a corner to say yes. 0:18:26.200 --> 0:18:27.760 So you only like you don't want to get into 0:18:27.760 --> 0:18:29.600 a hot tub where ugly people had sex, but if 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:33.040 hot people and there is the fear of the unknown, 0:18:33.280 --> 0:18:36.920 because you don't know if ugly or hot people were 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:38.919 in that room before you. You have to okay, the 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:41.520 odds would dictate that the majority of the people that 0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:44.000 were in that room before you, and they've been hundreds 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:47.840 and maybe thousands, are ugly. Okay, But bodily fluids have 0:18:47.920 --> 0:18:50.119 no And by the way, if I had sex in 0:18:50.119 --> 0:18:52.840 that in that hot tub, I would be someone would 0:18:52.880 --> 0:18:58.280 consider me. So there you go. But the point okay, 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:01.280 But but bodily fluids A bodily fluids, you don't go, 0:19:01.520 --> 0:19:03.919 oh well, like look again, if you're having sex with 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:06.480 someone hot, you're more apt to like not care about 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:08.560 what's going on. I'm talking about after the fact. I'm 0:19:08.600 --> 0:19:10.800 talking about in the hot tub in the pool. So 0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:13.199 imagine this scenario. Scary some hot girls like oh I 0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:15.880 have to be uh and you're in the pool. You're like, oh, 0:19:15.880 --> 0:19:20.160 she's hot not whatever, right, just our big fat, hairy boyfriends. 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:23.040 Is it was me? Do you go running out of 0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:25.800 the pool screaming oh no, because you've already been in 0:19:25.800 --> 0:19:29.720 the pa and then you have a problem with it? Yeah? Yeah, Listen, 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:34.120 these are questions for life, you know. I that's why, um, 0:19:34.240 --> 0:19:36.080 I'm having trouble coming up with an answer because I 0:19:36.119 --> 0:19:38.960 don't because logic would dictate that I shouldn't have a 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:42.320 problem with it because it's the same fluid. Okay, let 0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:43.680 me ask you this. Let's say it's a hot girl 0:19:43.680 --> 0:19:46.120 in a hot tub. She peas in the hot tub, 0:19:46.440 --> 0:19:49.080 and then my wedding silverware falls into that hot tub 0:19:49.119 --> 0:19:51.399 of p would you eat off that silverware if it 0:19:51.480 --> 0:19:55.440 was sanitized. If it was sanitized, I would. Okay, Okay, 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:57.359 I think we're good now, but your wife has a 0:19:57.440 --> 0:19:59.760 hang up with it. So now, so what's the end result. 0:20:01.160 --> 0:20:05.520 We didn't get it. You missed your opportunity. Right now, 0:20:05.560 --> 0:20:10.840 we've got stout gently used clothing from Salvation Army. I mean, 0:20:11.000 --> 0:20:13.160 by the way, what does gently mean? You tiptoed around 0:20:13.160 --> 0:20:15.840 the house wearing it gently? He means it's not ripped 0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:21.280 gently gently. Warren means, yeah, but some of the best. 0:20:21.560 --> 0:20:23.720 I've had it for five years and maybe I wore 0:20:23.760 --> 0:20:26.399 it twelve times, and there's nothing wrong with you know what. 0:20:26.480 --> 0:20:29.200 Nobody Nobody puts up like war like a fat pig 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:31.679 sweating in it, had sex in it, went in a 0:20:31.720 --> 0:20:34.520 skanky hot tub wearing my clothes. They just oh, it's 0:20:34.520 --> 0:20:38.520 all those postings are on Craigslist where people pay extra 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:41.280 for that. Well, we talked about that on was on 0:20:41.359 --> 0:20:44.120 the Big Show. We talked about fetishes on Monday. So 0:20:44.200 --> 0:20:47.200 I Nate says to me, look up what's crazy stuff 0:20:47.240 --> 0:20:51.000 is selling on? How did that conversation start? It started 0:20:51.040 --> 0:20:55.840 with somebody paying for socks, were oh Gandhi's friend. No, no, no, no, no, 0:20:55.880 --> 0:21:01.040 it's even even no, it goes before beyond that. It was, um, 0:21:01.080 --> 0:21:04.680 what's his name? The singer, Um, Austin Mahone. Austin Mahone 0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:07.560 is selling himself on for fans only, right, you have 0:21:07.640 --> 0:21:11.120 fans fans only fans on only fans only, fans only fans. 0:21:11.760 --> 0:21:15.199 And but wasn't he doing something specific for them? I 0:21:15.200 --> 0:21:19.040 think he sold socks socks? Right? So then Gandhi said, 0:21:19.040 --> 0:21:21.640