Speaker 1: It's nine O gene one engine with Jenny Garth and
Speaker 1: Tory spelling. I'm very confused about your schedule that you
Speaker 1: just told me you were up until twelve thirty. You
Speaker 1: got up a twelve three, were until twelve thirty. Why
Speaker 1: would you work on until twelve third?
Speaker 2: Always that's why I do my emails, do emails from
Speaker 2: like nine to twelve thirty. So then I went to sleep,
Speaker 2: look up at five thirty to do Gilmore Girls from
Speaker 2: Why are they doing it so early? Because Scott our
Speaker 2: host is in Canada, on the East coast of Canada,
Speaker 2: so it's four hours later and he had to work today,
Speaker 2: so he squeezed it in before he went you're a trooper,
Speaker 2: so are you? We're going to get done many a time,
Speaker 2: I tell you, Randy, all.
Speaker 1: Of my life, I have been called a trooper from
Speaker 1: the minute I can remember. On any set, they're always
Speaker 1: like she's such a trooper. You're such a trooper, and
Speaker 1: I'm always like you, yeah, exactly, because it just means
Speaker 1: you have a really strong work ethic, which I don't
Speaker 1: need you to tell me I'm a trooper because I
Speaker 1: have a strong work ethic. It always it's kind of
Speaker 1: like that guy that always says, oh, smile, you look
Speaker 1: so much prettier when you smile.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, don't tell me the trooper.
Speaker 1: My point was that we can get matching headstones that
Speaker 1: say she was a trooper.
Speaker 2: That's all I want. Troopers, Can mind be a scooch
Speaker 2: over from yours?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just a scoch to the right or the left,
Speaker 1: whichever you prefer.
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Speaker 1: Wait, I wanted to tell you something. I went to
Speaker 1: the Eagles game.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, with the Rams.
Speaker 1: I went to see the Eagles in the Rams and
Speaker 1: the Rams lost so far. The Rams lost big time.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was a blowout. You guys, this
Speaker 2: is actually a week ago now that you've gone, because
Speaker 2: I know we're taping this in advance, but that's fine.
Speaker 2: Tell us your tales how you like.
Speaker 1: It was so fun, It was some of My husband
Speaker 1: was really really happy because because he likes the Eagles, right,
Speaker 1: he's a diehard Eagles fan, and so that makes me,
Speaker 1: you know, oh, a secondary diehard Eagles fan.
Speaker 2: And I really do love them.
Speaker 1: And I put on the clothes and the outfit and
Speaker 1: I was all eagled out.
Speaker 2: Oh so you dressed Eagles. Is he from Philadelphia? He's
Speaker 2: not even from Philadelphia? What makes him love them? His
Speaker 2: dad is from Philadelphia. Well that's fine.
Speaker 1: That's what I always made fun to those games. I
Speaker 1: know he loves it. But they won, were very happy
Speaker 1: And was it rangulations?
Speaker 2: No, I'm nice. That would have been terrible. Were you
Speaker 2: in a fancy suite or just regular seats like the
Speaker 2: regular people. I was in a fancy suite.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that's you know what. I
Speaker 1: would have gone either way. But these tickets just happened
Speaker 1: to be in the thing.
Speaker 2: We just fell in your lap. Star of nine oh
Speaker 2: two one oh oh aka Kelly Taylor. This is what
Speaker 2: happens for celebrities, guys. No, it's just you know what,
Speaker 2: that's not true. It's about hookups, knowing people. It's about
Speaker 2: like relationships. Yeah, so true. Yeah yeah, it.
Speaker 1: Could happen to anyone rich ass friends. Oh my god, Okay,
Speaker 1: never mind, I don't want.
Speaker 2: To talk about it. No, No, I know a sweet. Look.
Speaker 2: I get to be in sweets too, but it is
Speaker 2: at NFL games that's the hardest sweet to get into.
Speaker 2: I was just concerts, concerts, hello, because I work at
Speaker 2: my heart radio. I'm at concerts, but I'm not so
Speaker 2: good at an NFL game.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I am not either.
Speaker 2: This just happened to follow people. Dave must have had
Speaker 2: a blast.
Speaker 1: Dave knows all the like beer rep people, all the
Speaker 1: reps like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because of his job. He owns a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he will often get us hooked up with
Speaker 1: his connections too.
Speaker 3: Perks of the job people. Yeah, seriously, it's good stuff. Anyway,
Speaker 3: what else happens in this? I'm just I'm scanning the
Speaker 3: brain so I can be ready. I'm so ready, So
Speaker 3: you're talking. Okay, let's just do it.
Speaker 1: Season six, episode twenty four, Coming Out, Going Out, getting out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what. I tried to figure out who
Speaker 2: was coming out? Who was going out? I know that
Speaker 2: Nat is the one with his lady. He's coming out.
Speaker 2: Who's coming out? Maybe coming out of jail, getting out
Speaker 2: of jail, that would be getting out. Yeah, and that's Tara,
Speaker 2: Tara getting out. Who's coming out? No, my brain glitch
Speaker 2: to Gray's Anatomy.
Speaker 1: Wrong show, Amy, would you like to read the synopsis?
Speaker 2: I'd love to. Colin is out of confinement when his
Speaker 2: cash cow Valerie Malone makes bail. Kelly's phone is ringing
Speaker 2: off the hook when her rehab roomy starts missing her madly.
Speaker 2: Donna picks up on Tara. Sorry, Tara's stalker vibes. I
Speaker 2: ish Donna, bitch, it's early. The hot doctor picks up
Speaker 2: on Kelly, totally weird, and Susan spear heads a weird
Speaker 2: expedition to reignite the flames of love between Nat and Joan,
Speaker 2: just like the limo they ride in him. This story
Speaker 2: is quite a stre Hey, there's a lot I like
Speaker 2: about this episode.
Speaker 1: Though there's a lot to like about this episode.
Speaker 2: The jail dream scenes needed to go. Those were Yeah,
Speaker 2: those were weird. Okay, let's start at the top. It
Speaker 2: was directed by Gilbert Schulton and written by John Welpley.
Speaker 2: If you wanted to know, because I know, I was
Speaker 2: dying to know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. So it starts out in jail and right
Speaker 1: out of the gate. At the end of that first scene,
Speaker 1: Colin says, get me out of here. So there's where
Speaker 1: we know the get get out part. Oh no, he's
Speaker 1: getting out. Yeah, So this is when she goes.
Speaker 2: So this is when she goes to the jailhouse and
Speaker 2: it was very MENENDEZI like, I felt like with all
Speaker 2: the Menendez stuff happening right now, is like, oh, we're
Speaker 2: in jail, Like you know the thing, the window thing
Speaker 2: that you have to look through.
Speaker 1: How did you feel like, how did you think he
Speaker 1: was a little in jail?
Speaker 2: Like how did you like his jail? I think he's
Speaker 2: horrendously awful. I mean, he's way to all that bought
Speaker 2: for jail.
Speaker 1: He didn't look like it was it was good for him.
Speaker 2: He's such an ass.
Speaker 1: He really is just a big giant baby.
Speaker 2: He's an ass. Like here she is getting him out.
Speaker 2: She's the only one coming to visit with him. His
Speaker 2: family doesn't care. She's like literally giving up every penny
Speaker 2: she has, and he's being a jerk about it.
Speaker 1: There's some weird hold that he's got over val, Like
Speaker 1: she's not herself around him.
Speaker 2: She's weak, right, It is bizarre, Like, and he's speaking
Speaker 2: to her so just like he spoke to you. He
Speaker 2: is so rude and she just does what he wants.
Speaker 2: I'm get lost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a big dick. Like I'm sorry to say that,
Speaker 1: but that's like the definition of a dick. If somebody
Speaker 1: talks to you like that, that's what he is.
Speaker 2: He's a dick. Okay, I'm gonna stop you, especially when
Speaker 2: you're like in there, you're the only no, you can
Speaker 2: say it ten more times. You're the only hope they have,
Speaker 2: like in jail, gathering up the money, and he's horrible.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, you're the one who got in jail.
Speaker 1: Well, something about her likes it because she is like
Speaker 1: I think she tells him I love you in this episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's just totally. She likes it because it probably
Speaker 2: has her upbringing. M There you go.
Speaker 1: It's uncovering some daddy issues right there.
Speaker 2: It goes back to that.
Speaker 1: Post surgery Joe Bradley is gloating about his new pacemaker
Speaker 1: and he is already able to go back to football training.
Speaker 2: She's a okay, and he let he's letting someone. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: he put Claire's hand up his shirt. Wow, I'll do that.
Speaker 2: I mean he's young. Of course.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna be able to feel it.
Speaker 1: My dad had a pacemaker. My mom has a pacemaker.
Speaker 1: Oh jeez, does that mean I'm gonna get a pacemaker.
Speaker 2: And you feel it?
Speaker 1: I could see my dad's because his thin his skin
Speaker 1: was so thin, you know, as he got older.
Speaker 2: My mom's wow.
Speaker 1: See but yeah, you could see it. You could see it.
Speaker 1: You want to hear the craziest thing about a peacemaker too.
Speaker 2: Oh. I hate telling the story, but I'm gonna tell
Speaker 2: it orse I do.
Speaker 1: My dad had a peacemaker and when he went sometimes
Speaker 1: they have to switch them out right. Oh did you
Speaker 1: know that they have to switch Yeah, and they have
Speaker 1: to like get a new one. Anyways, my dad passed away.
Speaker 1: I heard that, and they gave the pacemaker to my mom,
Speaker 1: I know, after he died. No, and then my mom
Speaker 1: gave the pacemaker to my sister. I think this is right.
Speaker 1: If it's not right, Cammy tell me that I'm stupid.
Speaker 1: She had the pacemaker and she had it on the
Speaker 1: shelf and it went off in the middle of the night,
Speaker 1: like I started like doing it's jiggly wiggly beeping.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it does. So, first of all,
Speaker 2: here's where my head went. I thought they put it
Speaker 2: in your mother. Oh wow, okay, ah, that'd be kind
Speaker 2: of nice though. Okay, so they gave it to your
Speaker 2: mother like like ashes, yeah, like in a bag box something.
Speaker 2: My brain went to, we're cycling the pacery. There would
Speaker 2: be something incredibly bonding about that. That's where my head went.
Speaker 2: And then when you said your sister, I was like,
Speaker 2: your sister too has a pacemaker. You're screwed.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, that is actually true. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: screwed it comes to that.
Speaker 2: But oh my god. Okay, so it's just like a
Speaker 2: what does it look like? It's like a little box
Speaker 2: like a clock.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I'm picturing a little clock like like
Speaker 1: hands on it too. It knows to no, no, but
Speaker 1: it goes off when your heart stops or like it
Speaker 1: gets irregular, it starts beating for it. So it started
Speaker 1: doing that on the shelf.
Speaker 2: You guys, was it? Was it a sign from your dad?
Speaker 2: I mean, duh? Wow? Were your mom and dad married
Speaker 2: your whole life? Yeah? Wow? Come to think of it,
Speaker 2: so your mom and dad were married when your dad
Speaker 2: passed away? Mm hm, oh my god. So they're wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they yeah, they did. It's not like
Speaker 1: they did have their challenges. I remember they were no
Speaker 1: of course, but like they got back together and they
Speaker 1: stayed married forever.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's cute. It's pretty great. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: has your mom ever liked anyone again or no, that's
Speaker 2: a whole nother podcast. She won't do it, that's a
Speaker 2: that's a that's idea stuff.
Speaker 1: That's Oh, it's an I Do Part too, it's a
Speaker 1: I Do Part two, it's I Choose Me, it's all
Speaker 1: the things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh guess what. You'll be getting an email about
Speaker 2: that later today. Okay, good, let's go back. Let's go back.
Speaker 1: Okay, So, yeah, he has a pacemaker.
Speaker 2: Sorry I went off on that tangent. It was tried
Speaker 2: on topic. We didn't we all of us just learned
Speaker 2: about pacemakers. So you're totally fine on that.
Speaker 1: Then we see Joan hanging out with Nat, but she
Speaker 1: leaves awkwardly, and then Nat tells the crew he sets
Speaker 1: up that it didn't work out with Joan.
Speaker 2: That was like the weirdest set up for this date,
Speaker 2: which I enjoyed. It is that like their breakup. I
Speaker 2: suppose it was like the writers needed some way to
Speaker 2: have them back together, to split up, to go on
Speaker 2: the state where here's what I would have done, like
Speaker 2: just make that like everything's going great with us, but
Speaker 2: I can't think of a I want to take her
Speaker 2: on a wildly romantic date we'll do it nat, like
Speaker 2: we could have just leaned into that a little easier,
Speaker 2: like all that weird rigmarole was.
Speaker 1: So it was a lot of like build up for
Speaker 1: something that I was like, wait is that.
Speaker 2: I call that around the River and through the woods
Speaker 2: when it was like, Hm, just do the date like
Speaker 2: Clarence Susan would have done that for way simpler reasons.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I loved the date you did. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 2: get to that. But I know that Lorraine, who does
Speaker 2: our write ups, seems to have not cared for it
Speaker 2: so much. But I enjoy it. I think I might
Speaker 2: view with Lorraine.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to the hospital. Kelly's packing to leave
Speaker 1: rehab and tear a tar is sad that she's leaving,
Speaker 1: and then the hot doctor comes in to say goodbye.
Speaker 2: She gets keep that creepy sweater. Hey it's cold in there.
Speaker 2: Well that started to feel creepy and the doctor thing
Speaker 2: is bizarre the okay, wait, there's been no there's been
Speaker 2: no talk with the.
Speaker 1: Doctor, right or did I miss something? In like the
Speaker 1: last episode he.
Speaker 2: Just came in for the pie thing. When he came
Speaker 2: in during the pie and everyone.
Speaker 1: Was like he's but now he is friends with Kelly.
Speaker 2: I get that they're friendly, but it is completely I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: like you're not supposed to date your patient. Well he's
Speaker 2: not a doctor yet, I know, but he's like a resident,
Speaker 2: and it's like seems even weirder that he would break that. Also,
Speaker 2: when you're in rehab, I think they tell you don't
Speaker 2: date for a year. I mean I think that's like
Speaker 2: an AA or a rehab thing. I mean, that would
Speaker 2: make sense. And so it's like, Okay, she's just out
Speaker 2: one day and now I'm gonna be the first doctor.
Speaker 2: First day movie night goes. Yeah, okay, welcome back to
Speaker 2: Blockbuster though, we need to talk. Oh, I'm so excited
Speaker 2: to get to that scene. So you literally shot that
Speaker 2: in a Blockbuster? Yeah, we did, because there was for
Speaker 2: I forgot until that that the new movies there would
Speaker 2: be like a hundred copies of them and you'd be
Speaker 2: like they're all out, you know what I mean, and
Speaker 2: be like all the you know, conn Airs are out
Speaker 2: or whatever. I love that movie. I do too. Conn
Speaker 2: Air is so good.
Speaker 1: I love any movie with the rock in it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Little Known Factory.
Speaker 2: Have you seen San Andreas? Yes, okay, I just watched
Speaker 2: it for like the fifteenth time. It's so good, but
Speaker 2: you like it because it's in San Francisco. But I
Speaker 2: love those kind of so my favorite movies of all
Speaker 2: time are like Armageddon, conn Air, Oh my god, that's
Speaker 2: so funny. It's like an I go to movie, wants
Speaker 2: to Deep Impact, Day After Tomorrow twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: I love all like like like the world this ending movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and one lone guy is gonna.
Speaker 1: Save it Nicholas, Oh the best anyway.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she's getting out of rehab. That's exciting.
Speaker 1: We go to a lamp store, which is also a
Speaker 1: random location.
Speaker 2: That lady works at. What is her name again, Joan?
Speaker 1: Joan works at a lamp store.
Speaker 2: I don't like a lamp store. Why too bright? One
Speaker 2: time when I was a kid, I had some sort
Speaker 2: of weird thing and I was on like my mom
Speaker 2: was giving me some weird medication, and then we had
Speaker 2: to go to a lamp store. So now it's like
Speaker 2: same thing when I got a headache with coconut. Like
Speaker 2: now it's like, oh, so I don't really go to
Speaker 2: lamp stores, Oh my god, And I don't eat coconut.
Speaker 2: You don't have any weird.
Speaker 1: Things like that Amy Sugarman, you're a weirdo and I
Speaker 1: love it. Okay, Yeah, I don't like lamp stores because
Speaker 1: they're just too bright.
Speaker 2: Just too many lamps, Like you can't really get off fine,
Speaker 2: Yeah you can't find a lamp, lamp star, you're overwhelmed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So they go there to find to be
Speaker 1: nosy basically and to I mean, this is so weird
Speaker 1: that these two young girls women are getting involved in
Speaker 1: relationship too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Susan's really on one about but I loved when
Speaker 2: they're like, she doesn't really need a lamp and that
Speaker 2: shows figured that was funny. I was like, Okay, that
Speaker 2: was It was a.
Speaker 1: Quind like an interesting partnership too. Like to pair up
Speaker 1: the character of Claire and.
Speaker 2: Susan Susan I I do totally random and it's giving
Speaker 2: Susan a lot to do. I know, I'm not sure
Speaker 2: what's happening with this because they're trying to make Susan happen,
Speaker 2: but she's it's not happening, but they're trying so hard
Speaker 2: to make it happen.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't I can't figure out why it
Speaker 1: didn't happen because I enjoy her choices like, I can
Speaker 1: answer this quirky and odd and it's fun. And then
Speaker 1: she's really like grabs Brandon and makes out with him.
Speaker 1: She's really like passionate.
Speaker 2: I can answer this question. I have a total theory. Okay,
Speaker 2: and people may argue, but for the most part, other
Speaker 2: than the core group from season one, it never happens.
Speaker 2: Think about it. Can you name any of these people
Speaker 2: that really happened. They tried to make Jamie Walters happen,
Speaker 2: didn't happen. I thought Joe Bradley would happen. I personally
Speaker 2: really liked him. But they all leave after basically a year. Look,
Speaker 2: Tiffany stays longer, and I think Lindsay's there for more
Speaker 2: than a minute. Well, like, none of them happen, or
Speaker 2: Claire happened, She happened, Ish, she happened ish. But like
Speaker 2: if you saw any of you on the street nine
Speaker 2: o two and ol. But if you're like Kathleen Robertson,
Speaker 2: you're not gonna be like immediately nine o two and
Speaker 2: now Lindsay Price, you're not doing that. Cameron Bancroft. Nope,
Speaker 2: none of these people quote happen.
Speaker 1: The core cast from the very beginning is what is
Speaker 1: like etched in people's minds. They see that group shot
Speaker 1: and that's all they.
Speaker 2: Yet it's not the case on melrose Place because Laura Layton,
Speaker 2: you're like Melo's Place.
Speaker 1: She wasn't there in the beginning. Yeah, I couldn't tell
Speaker 1: you who was there in the beginning, who wasn't on the.
Speaker 2: Correct because somehow they made those people at their luck.
Speaker 2: There wasn't there in the beginning, and she with melrose Place.
Speaker 2: So it's like it happened on that show where they
Speaker 2: would bring in people. Jack Wagner melrose Place, he didn't
Speaker 2: come until like halfway through nine two one to zero.
Speaker 2: Couldn't make new people quote happen in the same way
Speaker 2: that like melrose Place did.
Speaker 1: Just saying okay, I feel good about it, I also
Speaker 1: feel like I need to take my focus pills because
Speaker 1: I am so all over the place.
Speaker 2: I know if people don't like it, they write notes,
Speaker 2: They write us me notes from like half you like it.
Speaker 2: So I'm really sorry. Please, let's just okay, I'm going
Speaker 2: back to my list. Here we go.
Speaker 1: We are going to bail bondsman. Valerie puts up the
Speaker 1: club to get bail money for Colon.
Speaker 2: Now am I correct. In bail, you only have to
Speaker 2: put up ten percent or something. You are correct, So
Speaker 2: I know that for all the times you've been in jail.
Speaker 2: So all right, fine, because then it got confusing because
Speaker 2: then so she puts up all that money and then
Speaker 2: they get this crap lawyer. Remember, she gets the terrible
Speaker 2: you know, public header. He's worn out, he is not good.
Speaker 1: We go to the beach house where Kelly comes home
Speaker 1: with her mom and David supporting her. It's such a
Speaker 1: nice I really enjoyed like seeing them bring her home.
Speaker 2: I don't know what about me too, except for your
Speaker 2: vast overreaction to the art being removed, and when you
Speaker 2: went cucko, and I was like, chill girl. They're trying
Speaker 2: to help. They're trying to help her.
Speaker 1: Also, they need to wash their walls because yeah, she
Speaker 1: hasn't been with him that long to it must dust
Speaker 1: behind them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's that being said. I defend them on
Speaker 2: the art, like this guy is the reason you're on
Speaker 2: drugs and now he's in jail. Absolutely yeah. And then
Speaker 2: the phone call. Gosh, this whole this has got a
Speaker 2: jam packed thing. He calls her. First of all, if
Speaker 2: I'm following her because that's he's got to get his
Speaker 2: dirty claws back into you. If I were Valerie, She's
Speaker 2: putting up all this money and he's calling you, it's
Speaker 2: just so give. She doesn't know, she doesn't know. I
Speaker 2: know what he sucks. He sucks.
Speaker 1: So maybe val has met her match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably, But this guy cannot be redeemed. Okay, so
Speaker 2: back to Colon. He's terrible person. He is so terrible
Speaker 2: he cannot be redeemed. I'm counting the days till we
Speaker 2: get rid of him. He is a jerk, and what
Speaker 2: we're supposed to feel sorry for him for his like nightmares? No, dude.
Speaker 2: He gets out of jail.
Speaker 1: Then we go to Susan's dorm and Susan and Brandon
Speaker 1: are Brandon's shirtless.
Speaker 2: I know you like that? I do? Actually I do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is she They're in bed and she won't shut
Speaker 1: up about Nat and Joan.
Speaker 2: She can't stop thinking about why they haven't made it work.
Speaker 2: So we had this like this was very like nine
Speaker 2: O two one oh Noir, because we had uh, Brandon
Speaker 2: and Susan in bed, and then we have Steve and
Speaker 2: Claire in bed and the boys kind of want to
Speaker 2: cuddle or get you know, get it going, and the
Speaker 2: girls are like obsessing over Nat. Yeah, and like a
Speaker 2: relationship longevity and yeah, relationship long, keeping in the spark alive. Yeah,
Speaker 2: whenever I'm fine with I'm still fine with it. I
Speaker 2: enjoyed the date. I'm just the holy part I was like,
Speaker 2: was the sort of like meandering way we had to
Speaker 2: get to the date when those two are clearly in love.
Speaker 2: Because we're getting we're writing Nat out of the show
Speaker 2: is basically what we're doing. We are people. I love
Speaker 2: the fighting and the Instagram over spoilers because people get
Speaker 2: so mad when I give spoilers. You just gave us
Speaker 2: a big spoiler. I know, and that other people like
Speaker 2: the show's been on for thirty years, but then they
Speaker 2: don't you don't remember everything. They get mad that I
Speaker 2: give spoilers to you, to me the character who was
Speaker 2: in the show the whole time.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make a lot of sense, but it makes
Speaker 1: complete sense. So anyway, Brandon and Steve beg Nat to
Speaker 1: go on another date with Joan give it another try, man.
Speaker 2: They convinced him somehow.
Speaker 1: I forget how I think he's doing it for like
Speaker 1: a guy favor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like now it's like okay, and then all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, he was like super excited about it.
Speaker 1: David runs into Valerie in the parking lot and tells
Speaker 1: her that she's an idiot for giving Colon the bail money,
Speaker 1: and Valerie says that she sticks by her friends, unlike
Speaker 1: everyone who abandoned Colon.
Speaker 2: First of all, he was never their friend. They never
Speaker 2: liked him. They thought he was sketchy from the stary
Speaker 2: like they were right, Yeah, he was sketchy. First of all,
Speaker 2: this guy, we've all forgotten that he had a sugar
Speaker 2: mama who he was cheating on you with all the time.
Speaker 2: And then he's just a big drug addict.
Speaker 1: It's just this is like real life because I can
Speaker 1: really relate to Kelly. First of all, at the end
Speaker 1: of last season, she said, I choose me right then
Speaker 1: we go away for the break and we come back,
Speaker 1: and she didn't really choose herself. She chose another guy
Speaker 1: completely at it. Yeah, but she was really taking a
Speaker 1: risk and trying it out didn't work out.
Speaker 2: I can relate to her.
Speaker 1: This is what happened to me after my marriage of
Speaker 1: seventeen years, like she did. She was so enthralled by
Speaker 1: these guys Brandon and Dylan, and then she goes out
Speaker 1: into the real world and life kind of takes over
Speaker 1: and the choices they start making themselves. So she ends
Speaker 1: up with this guy. He's not the best, he's not
Speaker 1: the you know, he's not the right one for her,
Speaker 1: but she had to try it out. I guess, so
Speaker 1: this is how she's learning.
Speaker 2: I'm enjoyed the theory. I like where you're going with
Speaker 2: it and that you can relate to it. That being said,
Speaker 2: could she not have tried out a non cheating drug addict.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what happens. You got to learn what
Speaker 1: you don't want.
Speaker 2: True, true, true, true. Okay'd you make some bad choices
Speaker 2: along the way to Dave? Yeah, yeah I did.
Speaker 1: I mean not that I regret them, and no offense
Speaker 1: to the guys, but I dated a few guys in
Speaker 1: the interim, and it was they were odd choices, and
Speaker 1: everybody around me knew they were odd choices and not
Speaker 1: the right choices, but I had to go through.
Speaker 2: It felt that way about Dave because everyone loves Dave.
Speaker 2: You probably get sick of hearing everyone's like, Dave is
Speaker 2: the best guy ever because he is. Yeah, I know
Speaker 2: he is. He really, he's really popular. Like I mean
Speaker 2: that in a way, like everybody that meets Dave, like
Speaker 2: we we have had a bunch of hanging outs lately,
Speaker 2: and like literally at the end of the night, everyone's like,
Speaker 2: I love that guy, Dave, And I'm like everyone does.
Speaker 2: That's why I take him with me everywhere. He's also like,
Speaker 2: you can take him to a hurry with one hundred
Speaker 2: people he doesn't know, and he's good. No, he was
Speaker 2: bes he tells you it's fine, and.
Speaker 1: He talks so I don't have to because I'm not talker.
Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah, And he's making friends and loved him. As
Speaker 2: I said, he's popular. Po Like, isn't that from Wicked? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you see that? Oh no, but I'm going to
Speaker 2: good me too? Okay, mowanna too. I saw that one.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna see Wicked stuff. Did you hear that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or guy? They gave a warning at Wicked I read
Speaker 2: this article You're not allowed to sing. No singing. I
Speaker 2: think maybe because it upsets other people, they probably need
Speaker 2: to have a sing along version of it.
Speaker 1: I think they learned that at the Taylor Swift movie.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's no way they could stop singing. At
Speaker 2: that thing.
Speaker 1: M Yeah, no way, that's like, that's like saying to Elf, Buddy,
Speaker 1: the Elf. There's no singing at the North Bowl.
Speaker 2: Like you can't know, but I get people are like,
Speaker 2: maybe if everyone starts singing, it's ruinings. Is the movie ruinings?
Speaker 2: It's ruining the movie?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm singing. That's my favorite part of Elf. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: want to go to the blockbuster?
Speaker 2: Now, Kelly, why this is buddy? What's your favorite color?
Speaker 1: Call Elf one more time? Oh my god, I could
Speaker 1: keep quoting it. Let's go to the blockbuster, though, because
Speaker 1: who does not want to go to a blockbuster? You guys,
Speaker 1: if you don't know what a blockbuster is, I think
Speaker 1: everybody listening to our pod knows what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't have a lot of teenagers listening. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so you don't know what it is. Ask your mom.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Donna and Kelly go there and they're looking for
Speaker 1: a movie to rent, and then they run into Hot Doctor. Coincidentally,
Speaker 1: first of all of all the gin joints, there is
Speaker 1: a blockbuster get every corner, like an old timey movie
Speaker 1: which there's a blockbuster on every corner.
Speaker 2: There's one left. Is it an organ? Yeah? And I
Speaker 2: think you can spend the night there. Uh huh huh. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it seems I don't want to ever spend the night
Speaker 2: in a No, I do want to spend the night
Speaker 2: brady Bunch House though, Oh my god, do you think
Speaker 2: she'd let us? I think she would let us. I
Speaker 2: think she would.
Speaker 1: We could all have her meet and you sleepover. Danielle
Speaker 1: could come head. There would be so fun. Lauray, and
Speaker 1: you want to come.
Speaker 2: I want to sleep in my king carrol'sroom. Do you
Speaker 2: want to sleep in Greg's attic or the girls room? No? No,
Speaker 2: the girls room's beds were a little tiny. I could Carol.
Speaker 2: I think only have a full or queen. It's not
Speaker 2: a king. Yeah, no, that wasn't a king. But I
Speaker 2: would sleep in the girls room for sure. Yeah. We
Speaker 2: could just there. That house is so amazing. I don't
Speaker 2: even not explain that. We can't talk about that. I'll
Speaker 2: never get over it. I'm trying to figure out how
Speaker 2: to go back.
Speaker 1: I'll never get over it either. Okay, so they get
Speaker 1: a movie and a date, Kelly get a date.
Speaker 2: Do we know what movie they got? I can't remember.
Speaker 2: It was already in the VCR by the time, or
Speaker 2: I guess maybe we were v so yes, good listen,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I wonder were we at DVDs at
Speaker 2: that point in ninety six? Are we still vhs? No
Speaker 2: kind of reward? Yes, I think. I think you're right.
Speaker 2: I literally think you're right. Be kind.
Speaker 1: Did you have a rewind machine, like a separate.
Speaker 2: So I did not. I just rewound in the VC.
Speaker 1: My rewinder broke, No, so I had to get a rewinder.
Speaker 2: Oh no, way, So those were to play and then
Speaker 2: you rewound in a different thing. We had the two
Speaker 2: parts so that when my dad was making home movies,
Speaker 2: he only had to take half of it. It was
Speaker 2: like it came in parts so that you didn't have
Speaker 2: to take the whole thing. What Yeah, So it was
Speaker 2: easier for him to make home movies. We had a
Speaker 2: crazy thing too. I thought we were in the Jetsons.
Speaker 2: So we had one VCR, but you could watch it
Speaker 2: from two different rooms. You could watch it in the
Speaker 2: living room and then in my dad's office, which we
Speaker 2: called a library for some reason. You could press this button.
Speaker 2: You'd have to still hit play in the other room,
Speaker 2: but you could see the movie. It never totally worked perfectly,
Speaker 2: but it was it did work. Look at how far
Speaker 2: we've come. Guy, Now on talk talking to you on
Speaker 2: a computer.
Speaker 1: I see your face, but you're not in this room.
Speaker 2: This is bananas. I do have the thing where when
Speaker 2: I zoom with people, I think I've seen them. I've
Speaker 2: told you guys that before. Like, I'm always like I'm
Speaker 2: seeing you, I know, so when I see you, it
Speaker 2: feels like I just saw you, even though people are like,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen you in months, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: see No.
Speaker 1: We talk more on our zooms than we do when
Speaker 1: we see each other in real life.
Speaker 2: I know nothing to catch up on, because really it'll
Speaker 2: be good.
Speaker 1: Okay, they pick everybody up is in a limo. Everybody's
Speaker 1: in a limo.
Speaker 2: Now, First of all, a stretch limo. Nothing can give
Speaker 2: you more car sickness than a stretch limo. I won't
Speaker 2: go in them. Do you go them? Yeah? I've been
Speaker 2: in one or two. Oh.
Speaker 1: I have to be in the seat facing forward, like
Speaker 1: you have to be in the seat. That's like facing
Speaker 1: the right way. You can't be on the side, face
Speaker 1: or seat.
Speaker 2: The car sickness is just pretty intense.
Speaker 1: But yes, yes, so they're on their date. They they
Speaker 1: drive by like the Whiskey a Go Go in West Hollywood.
Speaker 2: And it makes me think of something I wanted to
Speaker 2: point out really fast. Have you noticed in the beginning
Speaker 2: of every episode lately it's just a full Beverly Hills montage.
Speaker 2: I mean it takes up a good chunk, like a
Speaker 2: full minute. I don't know what influence so much, and
Speaker 2: that's happened a few episodes, but anyway, and now we're
Speaker 2: getting more of it.
Speaker 1: Well, I saw that this morning and I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: this episode must have been short, so they had to
Speaker 1: add that totally, which I didn't mind because I liked
Speaker 1: seeing it all, like very It's very pretty womanish, really
Speaker 1: fun to watch. So then they visit the site where
Speaker 1: their old bungalow used to be, but it's not there anymore, a.
Speaker 2: Grass field with a weird chain like fence. But okay,
Speaker 2: and that's where the kiss, I think is that where
Speaker 2: they start making out. They were so stoked on that
Speaker 2: the love is real. It was always there. That's why
Speaker 2: this whole.
Speaker 1: Ruise doesn't make sense that they wouldn't that they were
Speaker 1: telling us.
Speaker 2: Then they go to like a hot dog joint or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they went I got hot dogs. Did you know that
Speaker 2: hot dogs are one of the worst things you can eat.
Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to eat them. I didn't want to
Speaker 2: say anything. My doctor told me a couple of years ago,
Speaker 2: no more hot dogs, and I haven't had one since.
Speaker 2: I do eat bacon occasionally. If you have acid reflux,
Speaker 2: you're gonna need to quit two things, carbonation and hot dogs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I haven't had a hot dog in years. How's your
Speaker 2: acid reflux? It exists, but I haven't had like I
Speaker 2: had like an episode which we could talk about on
Speaker 2: day A couple times, and it was so terrifying that
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I don't eat citrus anymore either,
Speaker 2: My god, so I don't need oranges anymore. And I
Speaker 2: easty like six qudi's a day. I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's hard when you're temmy, okay, sorry, when you
Speaker 1: know what else, if you have acid reflux, don't take
Speaker 1: cough drops.
Speaker 2: That's what did me in. Really, I had cough and
Speaker 2: I combined like so many bad things and then basically
Speaker 2: I could breathe.
Speaker 1: Were you eating like bacon wrapped cough drops on top
Speaker 1: of a hot dog?
Speaker 2: Kind of the one that did me? I loved carbonation
Speaker 2: and then I realized, like, no, that's not good for me.
Speaker 1: Randy drinks carbonation all the time. Randy, he likes the
Speaker 1: bubbly water. I know I did too.
Speaker 2: I loved it. I drank it like water like I
Speaker 2: would in the middle of the night if I woke
Speaker 2: up to sip water or drink carbonation, Like what was
Speaker 2: I thinking? That was bad? So now I'm the only
Speaker 2: drink I can drink is water and Cami meal tea.
Speaker 2: There's not one other beverage I drink. Hmm, No, maybe
Speaker 2: once in a blue moon a sip of cranberry juice.
Speaker 2: Too much sugar though, Yeah, No water, I just drink water.
Speaker 2: You guys.
Speaker 1: I love these episodes where we really get to know Amy.
Speaker 2: What do you drink? What do you drink? I saw
Speaker 2: you drinking something the other night. What were you having wine?
Speaker 2: I don't drink wine anymore. What did you drink? What's
Speaker 2: your go to? What are you talking about? When we
Speaker 2: were at dinner? Did you get it? Do you get
Speaker 2: a at dinner? Just want so bad? And I remember
Speaker 2: us having any We were just at Miller and Lux together.
Speaker 2: We had a fancy restaurant and we were like family style.
Speaker 2: You had no food, and I had to get your
Speaker 2: resulted because everything was it's a real meat place, right.
Speaker 1: I did not drink wine. I drink water. There, I mean.
Speaker 2: Boring, But do you do? You do what I do?
Speaker 1: I'm like, I get a little bored with my water,
Speaker 1: so I put in electrolytes in it. That was not No,
Speaker 1: I just drink water.
Speaker 2: No, okay, the stuff called what is it called?
Speaker 1: I do it every day.
Speaker 2: It's like a powder. Yeah, yeah, I've seen it.
Speaker 1: It's so yummy. It makes your water taste like a treat. Amy,
Speaker 1: you gotta get it.
Speaker 2: Really, ice is my only like occasionally sometimes I do ice.
Speaker 2: You're wild, I really am. Okay, wait, we have to
Speaker 2: we go. I'm a little bored.
Speaker 1: Streets of Venice, Kelly and Donald boring episode.
Speaker 2: Really it just kind of it does sort of it
Speaker 2: didn't move like it was nothing's really happening. Yeah, Kelly
Speaker 2: and Donna go to pick up Tara. Tara in Venice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because she calls from the payphone and like she's she's
Speaker 2: in a broken movie night and she's in Venice.
Speaker 1: Like which is close to them, so they still it's
Speaker 1: not that close though, And then can we talk about
Speaker 1: Kay Taylor from the beach.
Speaker 2: Look me up, I'm listed Kay Taylor at the beach,
Speaker 2: no address. That's what she tells the doctor. There's thing
Speaker 2: when you call for one one city at the beach.
Speaker 2: Thing the beach is fourteen cities that could be Santa Monica, Malibu,
Speaker 2: Marina de Beach, Laguna, Manhattan, Hermosa. Like what Kay Taylor
Speaker 2: at the beach, no address? Okay Taylor at the Kay
Speaker 2: Taylor back to Tara. Tara, and she wants.
Speaker 1: To sleep over because she's so impressed with the beach
Speaker 1: apartment in Kelly's.
Speaker 2: Friends And you did say I'm calling the unit right,
Speaker 2: I'm taking you back tomorrow. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Colin's having his weirdo nightmares by going back to.
Speaker 2: Jail, which is weird. You don't usually see that in movies.
Speaker 1: And that's when Valerie tells him she loves him and
Speaker 1: she won't let him go back. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: see how this works out with this val and Colon thing,
Speaker 1: because it made it's so weird and like came in
Speaker 1: out of left field so hard and fast, Like I
Speaker 1: really have no idea what's going to happen, and I'm
Speaker 1: very excited about so don't tell me, don't spoil it
Speaker 1: too Okay?
Speaker 2: Then that yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh and then we go and Joan and Nat are
Speaker 1: dancing in the all the old start.
Speaker 2: What is that place at the start? Made me think
Speaker 2: of the coconut grove? Do you remember that? Like at
Speaker 2: the Beverly Hilton. There was sort of like a merv
Speaker 2: griffiny place like the Coconut Grove, and that's where I
Speaker 2: was like, did they film not there? It looks like that.
Speaker 2: It was kind of cool, looking, very cool. The whole
Speaker 2: date was cool. I would like to go on that date,
Speaker 2: just not in the limo. Steve's having the most romantic
Speaker 2: night of his life. Time is right?
Speaker 1: And what's her name? Susan has drank all the champagne.
Speaker 1: Every time you caught to her, she's drinking more champagne.
Speaker 2: And do we know why Brandon couldn't go on the
Speaker 2: date and had to be waiting at the Coconut Grove
Speaker 2: or whatever it was called the Stardust Room.
Speaker 1: Well, it didn't really make sense because what did he
Speaker 1: have to do just get it unlocked?
Speaker 2: Or is that the one that was at the hotel
Speaker 2: that's not even open anymore. But somehow these guys just
Speaker 2: chomped right in and the room was as beautiful as ever.
Speaker 2: That's oh yeah, no, yeah, I think you're right. Well,
Speaker 2: thing was a bit of a storage but like like
Speaker 2: the limo, the episode was like a felt like a filler.
Speaker 1: But Coen got out of jail, Kelly got out of rehab,
Speaker 1: Tara's getting weird.
Speaker 2: It's teeing us up for some events to come, and
Speaker 2: ends with Natt, Tara, Tara Vale, and Colon. I'm here
Speaker 2: for it. I'm going to give this a high score,
Speaker 2: like a nine.
Speaker 1: Really okay, I'm gonna give it an eight. Like I
Speaker 1: felt a little bored sometimes and I was like, when
Speaker 1: is this going to be over?
Speaker 2: I don't think I was bored watching it. I think
Speaker 2: I was just do do. But I also was like
Speaker 2: did I finish shit? So it did have a little
Speaker 2: it was missing a little something, but I thought I
Speaker 2: was into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, me too.
Speaker 2: You guys liked it? We liked it. What's next? What's next?
Speaker 1: Next week we have episode twenty five smashed.
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa that sounds get into the we're about what
Speaker 2: five six left in this season? Very long seasons too long?
Speaker 2: Too long? Yeah, a little too long? Well, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: We went off on so many tangents today, you guys,
Speaker 1: But I hope you're.
Speaker 2: People enjoy it. Yeah, people are learning things. They know
Speaker 2: about pacemakers, now, they know about acid reflu We're here
Speaker 2: to serve. I want. I totally have menopause questions, but
Speaker 2: I'll just save those for Jenny separately. It's fine, Yeah,
Speaker 2: save those for me. Okay, Love you guys. H