1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,200 Speaker 1: The shiny headed among us unite. It's one more thing, 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:14,680 Speaker 1: one more Perhaps you've never seen us before we had 3 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 1: a website and lots of pictures online or whatever. But 4 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,320 Speaker 1: I am a I Jack, am a man without hair. 5 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 1: I'm a bald man. I don't have much hair. I 6 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: keep it shaved really short because I look like Bozo 7 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,320 Speaker 1: the Clown. If it grows all but it does, it 8 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,200 Speaker 1: won't grow more than like a quarter inch anyway, if 9 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 1: I really let it go. 10 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 2: Katie, you may not know this, have long countered Jack's 11 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:40,360 Speaker 2: description of himself with and I have a lush chestnut 12 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:41,760 Speaker 2: mane of hair. 13 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,920 Speaker 1: Okay, that that is a colorful description. 14 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 3: I like that. What is it with decreasingly chestnut these days? 15 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 3: As I aye, Jess. 16 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 4: Well, I'm just so. 17 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 3: My husband is also bald, and he. 18 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 1: No not on purpose. 19 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 4: He shaves it because he gets the same the fur 20 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 4: that comes in along the sides, just above the air. 21 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 4: But he also has one patch that just grows right 22 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 4: on the heehad on the top of his head. And 23 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:10,920 Speaker 4: other guys that I know that are bald have other 24 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 4: little patches that grow. 25 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 3: It does yours grow? 26 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,759 Speaker 1: I don't have that. I don't have a. 27 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 4: Unicorn horn of hair that just grows at random. 28 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: I do not. Okay, so you brought up a hair 29 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,640 Speaker 1: thing yesterday. What was that the head? Oh, the tattoo 30 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 1: on the head, which I had not heard about. So 31 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,839 Speaker 1: I look at this somehow I got this Reddit feed 32 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,759 Speaker 1: sent to me once on Reddit hair transplants, And there's 33 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,199 Speaker 1: all these these guys that are going through the whole 34 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: process of getting hair, and they do a lot of 35 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:38,120 Speaker 1: pictures from the beginning and then the first stage and 36 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 1: the next stage, over the months, over the years, and 37 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:44,399 Speaker 1: everything like that. And I gotta say, ninety percent of 38 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: the time you looked better bald than with what happens. 39 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: I mean just scrolling through the pictures. Yeah, so the 40 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: universe telling you your hair was supposed to fall out. Yeah, 41 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 1: I'm glad. I, for whatever reason, am not that bothered 42 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 1: by the fact that I don't have hair. But most 43 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,559 Speaker 1: of these pictures, like, dude, you look way better before. 44 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 1: But I had never seen the hair tattoo thing. And 45 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 1: then so is that just like painting your head black 46 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 1: or brown or blonde or whatever color you want to 47 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 1: be your bald spot? 48 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 4: Right, they go in and they tattoo it so it 49 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,239 Speaker 4: looks like almost a shadow of your hair. So it's 50 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:22,400 Speaker 4: like the individual follicles is that you guys are both 51 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 4: looking at me like I have eight heads. 52 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 3: No, No, I'm trying to picture it. I can picture it. 53 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 1: I wonder if I can find me pictures. 54 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 2: Because it just it gives the appearance of much more 55 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,360 Speaker 2: horror than you have. 56 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:39,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, it just basically makes it look like your hair 57 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 4: is growing in. 58 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 3: However, it's not there. 59 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,080 Speaker 4: But the woman that just tattooed my eyebrows onto my 60 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:50,519 Speaker 4: face told me that apparently it wakes up your your 61 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,519 Speaker 4: hair follicles and has actually promoted some hair growth in 62 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:54,240 Speaker 4: bald men. 63 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, that could be bs. I've been lied to about 64 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,639 Speaker 1: that before. I'll tell that story in a second. I'm 65 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: looking at these pictures though, the hair. What do we 66 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,360 Speaker 1: think of this? This person, Katie? Do you she's a 67 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 1: good tattooist, but it sounds like bunk to me. 68 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,800 Speaker 4: She's been doing this her entire life and has a 69 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,080 Speaker 4: really big passion for it and is very good at 70 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 4: what she does. I believe her. 71 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 1: I'm doing this hair tattoo. I'm looking at the pictures. 72 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 1: This is the opposite of what I was saying about 73 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 1: the hair transplant things where almost all the pictures, I 74 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,880 Speaker 1: feel like you look better before. This is for like 75 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 1: you got. If you have the really short hair like 76 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:29,799 Speaker 1: I do, you buzz it down pretty close, but you're bald. 77 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 1: So this fills in the part where in the back 78 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 1: and the front where you're bald, and it looks fantastic. 79 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, they do a good job. 80 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 1: It looks way better I'm doing that. I don't know. 81 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 3: See, you just look like a navy seal who can't 82 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,839 Speaker 3: be troubled to have hair right. 83 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: And I know guys that have full heads of hair that, 84 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: for whatever reason, prefer this hairstyle. It is little maintenance. 85 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 1: I mean, I love the fact that I spend no 86 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 1: time or money on my hair and the wind hat 87 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,600 Speaker 1: none of that ever has any effect on it whatsoever. 88 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: But I did have a brief period in college, gladys, 89 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: if you could do looking back in time. You've not 90 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 1: heard the story, Katie, where I actually had a perm. 91 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 1: I had a short I had a really short, curly perm, 92 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,560 Speaker 1: which was kind of popular late seventies early eighties. The 93 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: white man fro was often cold. It was your flock 94 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: of seagulls days. 95 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 2: It was when when the wacky hair it was practically 96 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 2: required for a hair young man. 97 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:23,040 Speaker 3: You need to post a picture of it. 98 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,480 Speaker 1: I don't have any pictures. I got no pictures from I. 99 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 3: Don't believe that today I does. Come on, let's get 100 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 3: to work. There you go. 101 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,360 Speaker 1: I wish I had pictures from college, but I don't. 102 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 3: What color was your hair? 103 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 1: Dark brown? 104 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 2: Okay? 105 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was not my perm though, Boy, are you 106 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:46,160 Speaker 1: wearing a scarf in that photo? That's a sweater. That 107 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 1: is not my perm butter. But so I had a 108 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: little more hair than in that picture you just saw, 109 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:56,040 Speaker 1: and they permed it so the perm kind of filled 110 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 1: in in the back where I was getting the bald spot. 111 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 1: You paint your bald spot. And so my hair actually 112 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,159 Speaker 1: looked better during this brief period when I was nineteen 113 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,160 Speaker 1: than it ever looked in my entire life. It's a 114 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 1: very brief period of time. But I couldn't afford it 115 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,119 Speaker 1: to keep it up. But anyway, they would massage my head, 116 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,880 Speaker 1: and they and they and they and they had me 117 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 1: pay for this growth thingy. That was way more than 118 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:22,039 Speaker 1: I could afford either, also working at a radio station 119 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:25,360 Speaker 1: and stuff, and and and she would massage my head 120 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 1: and she said, oh yeah, I can see him coming in. 121 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 1: This is fantastic, this looks great, and of course I 122 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 1: want it to be true. It's easy to lie to 123 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 1: people when they want something to be true, and of 124 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 1: course I wanted that to be true. I was like, oh, yeah, 125 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 1: the hair's coming in. I'm gonna have a hair and 126 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,720 Speaker 1: a girlfriend before I know it. Because I thought that's 127 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:45,040 Speaker 1: what was holding me back, not my impossible to take personality. 128 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 1: I thought it was just my hair. But so she 129 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,360 Speaker 1: would massage my head and every week she'd say, oh, yeah, 130 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 1: we're really seeing it coming in. Here he has it's 131 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,039 Speaker 1: really good. I finally decided I think somebody told me 132 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 1: that's a bunch of h and and yeah, and it 133 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 1: just you know, after several weeks, no thing happening in 134 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,120 Speaker 1: them whatever. I can't believe myself that. 135 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,280 Speaker 4: She's telling you she's seeing your hair grow back as 136 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:07,160 Speaker 4: she's giving you a perm combover. 137 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 1: Basically, yeah, it was a perm come over. That's a 138 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 1: good description of it. That's what it was. It was 139 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:15,040 Speaker 1: a perm comeover covered up spots. But you paint your 140 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:15,760 Speaker 1: bald spot? 141 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 3: Do you have that? Do we have? Can do we 142 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 3: have that? 143 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 2: Actual audio? Michael, That's one of my favorite clips of 144 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 2: all time. 145 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 3: I don't do you paint your bald spot? 146 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 1: Paint your. 147 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,680 Speaker 3: Now we're skipping. 148 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:40,200 Speaker 1: Around, falling into the Larry King radio show, many many, 149 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 1: many many years ago. Paint your bald spot? What are 150 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 1: you talking about, sir? 151 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,599 Speaker 3: Do you paint your bald spot? 152 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,159 Speaker 1: I don't have a ball spot. 153 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:51,960 Speaker 2: Sick. 154 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 1: I might actually get the tattoo, though, where do you 155 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 1: know anybody who does that? Because you just got your 156 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,160 Speaker 1: eyebrows tattooed on. 157 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 4: I don't know anyone personally that does that. 158 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:06,160 Speaker 1: But anybody listening to this check on craigslist. 159 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 2: You'll find somebody, any recently released inmates skilled at the 160 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:10,880 Speaker 2: art of tattooing. 161 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 1: Random listener who would like to come into my own home, 162 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:21,800 Speaker 1: I'll come to you Jack. Oh boy, Well, I guess 163 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:22,240 Speaker 1: that's it.