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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you.

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Speaker 4: We want to send you off inside. We wanna welcome

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 2: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to our podcast. Hi. Hi,

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Speaker 2: I'm Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 6: I'm Karen Tilgara.

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Speaker 7: We are leaving from Ogden Drive in West Hollywood in

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Speaker 7: my two thousand and eight on a court. So we've

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Speaker 7: decided to do a podcast in our car where we

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Speaker 7: will go to and from the airport driving comedian comedian

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Speaker 7: friends and acquaintances.

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Speaker 6: And performers, maybe enemies.

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Speaker 5: That that would be a very special episode is if

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Speaker 5: we pick up an enemy and drive.

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Speaker 2: Them to their gig.

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Speaker 7: Right, it's like one of our nemesis, Yes, memesi nemeses

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Speaker 7: someone we know with.

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Speaker 2: A goatee and some sort of a flat hat. That

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Speaker 6: You hate Greg Fitzimmons.

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Speaker 2: When you exhaled.

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Speaker 7: I thought that we were going to hit either an

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Speaker 7: them all or key bone a car and.

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Speaker 6: This is what a podcast in a car is going

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Speaker 6: to be.

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Speaker 2: Like I'm on edge in a car in general.

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Speaker 5: Here lane's ending, it is ending, and this there's a

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Speaker 5: free couch. There, there's a helicopter. It's l a baby.

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Speaker 2: See that's what our podcast is going to be.

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Speaker 7: You can't see the things that we're gonna list, but

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Speaker 7: our podcast is a list.

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Speaker 2: It's basically a podcast of I spy.

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Speaker 5: Objects and and it's a it's an active faith because

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Speaker 5: we could be not really naming things.

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Speaker 2: That are there. You just have to believe that we

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Speaker 7: It's believable that there would be a couch on the

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Speaker 2: You're a gardener and fountain, yeah, I think very believable.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do periodic intersection updates.

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Speaker 5: I think people would like that because then they can

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Speaker 5: see it in their minds, especially natives who are into

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Speaker 5: you know, traffic podcasting.

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Speaker 2: They'd be like, yeah, there existing fountain. I've my apartment

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Speaker 2: in my own head about that interception. This is so interactive.

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Speaker 5: They'll say, yes, They'll say, I'm going to have a

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Speaker 5: while I listen to their bullshit of my own bullshit.

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Speaker 2: Right, we're of course talking about crazy people.

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Speaker 6: And people with more than one personality.

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Speaker 7: I am nervous. I'm less nervous driving, but I'm nervous

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Speaker 7: in what I believe to be a horrific car accident.

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Speaker 2: I guess horrific.

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Speaker 7: Means you have to have broken bones at least, but

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Speaker 7: I think I have a cracked rib for real. Oh

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Speaker 2: Last week. It's not supposed to get worse. No, that's

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Speaker 5: That's terrible. And I saw the pictures. I think horrific

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Speaker 7: To do up there, right, is that because you also

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Speaker 5: The best was Chris was telling me about this terrible

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Speaker 5: There's a bumper sticker of my initials on the back.

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Speaker 5: Why just to scare me? Well, it worked.

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Speaker 7: Give her to that car now, I think you should.

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Speaker 7: After the airbags didn't deploy, have we said what the

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Speaker 7: Well, I know we would have launched out the windows,

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Speaker 6: Do you have a very complex relationship with seatbelts now, Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Please wear your seat belts, by the way, everybody, even

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Speaker 5: if you don't like it. I think Chris's experience is

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Speaker 5: the perfect example of why you should always wear seat belts.

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Speaker 6: Please, please wait your.

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Speaker 2: Turn on left turns when you're on fountain, and we're

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Speaker 7: That one, well, they utilities, common mark, underground lines or gas.

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Speaker 2: That's right. There's so there's so much risk around us.

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Speaker 7: Needless outages, possible explosions.

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Speaker 5: When you think you've turned the oven on all the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you want to have a nice cigarette

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna drive around and see because we didn't

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Speaker 2: We don't have a guest, we don't book anybody.

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Speaker 5: But there's so many people traveling we figured we'd just

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Speaker 2: See who's there. Yeah, maybe a guy who's clearly a

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Speaker 5: A man in a top hat could be waiting by

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Speaker 5: I've never heard of magicians being given the hook off stage.

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Speaker 7: Bob Hope Airport. All it's just magicians flying in and out.

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Speaker 7: Anyone who does USO tour work goes in and out

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Speaker 5: Hey want to hear a really good story about me

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Speaker 5: Real good stories told with the windows down. So I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how was it?

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Speaker 5: It's super fun, really good, really great shows.

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Speaker 6: I was bummed because we missed the party.

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Speaker 2: Much more than regular life parties. Yes, yes, there always

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Speaker 5: Anyhow, on my way up, I saw a man named

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Speaker 2: He's hilarious man improviser.

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Speaker 5: I think he's one of the founding people from UCB

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Speaker 5: and like you could spot him anywhere because his hair.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, or like in a cartoon if something bad electrically happens,

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Speaker 2: That's what his hair looks like. Cartoon electrocuted hair.

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Speaker 5: Yes, he also looks like do you ever watch Brendan

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Speaker 2: Going Geens, gens, it's like that, and he exercise. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: New York, I need New York.

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Speaker 5: So, uh, I think Geensman saw me doing it.

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Speaker 2: So he had this look on his face, like you're

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Speaker 2: Yes, and he yeah, he stills fear.

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Speaker 6: He's scary looking, he's crazy looking.

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Speaker 2: He's got metalocalypse hair. It's crazy.

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Speaker 7: And was at the improv one night and I madame

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Speaker 7: as well. He said I was a handsome and powerful man.

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Speaker 7: Oh that's what he left me with, and then left

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Speaker 2: Straight out the roof, just like a sinister superhero. He

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Speaker 2: You're a powerful what does he say? Powerful? And what

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Speaker 2: you're handsman? Powerful man? Oh, that's kind of awesome. And

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Speaker 2: they turned to Michelle Balloon, whose party I was at

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Speaker 7: She's a friend of mine who's leaving, and he said,

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Speaker 2: He just made us feel good.

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Speaker 5: That's nice and he knows he can like I didn't

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Speaker 5: All you need to be is a Canedian that's either

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Speaker 6: Do you like spots McKenzie? Do you hate your spine?

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Speaker 2: You're gonna love this towel with a stain on it,

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Speaker 7: That's the wrong ass I'm going to drive like a

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Speaker 6: This is exactly what's wrong with everyone in America.

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Speaker 7: If someone's going to get hurt, it's not going to

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Speaker 6: I'm going to do the hurting, and that's going to

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Speaker 2: It simply doesn't make sense. I've been hurt, so now

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Speaker 6: I wrote on a keyboard. Now I want to buy

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Speaker 2: As you know, I have ablepsy This is right where

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Speaker 5: I feel okay, what party part of your body is

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Speaker 2: Which are cracked? Which there's nothing love that.

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Speaker 2: But then don't they need a police report for insurance.

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Speaker 7: So that puts you through a routine process where they just,

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Speaker 6: Yes, that would be good information.

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Speaker 7: You're still When I press on them, I make the

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Speaker 2: It's just a high squeak, and I'm just squeezed by

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Speaker 5: I trust you, but you know you have to remember

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Speaker 5: So when you go past a thing like that, your brain,

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Speaker 6: It's not like it knows that it happened.

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Speaker 2: Three weeks ago.

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Speaker 7: The feeling in my head was a fresh feeling. Yes,

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm here to tell you is you don't

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Speaker 5: It is not unlike Groundhouse's Day the film, except.

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Speaker 7: I am going are being pulled over? No, I'm going

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Speaker 2: Now they're gonna come up over this hill. Oh oh,

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Speaker 2: I hope we rolled up the windows sound purposes. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 7: Maybe someone didn't call before they did. I know, did

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Speaker 6: Did I really die? Resurrection ABC?

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Speaker 7: If there's any billboard that has bothered me the most,

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Speaker 6: Fucking Greg Kenannar, Man, I'm done with him.

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Speaker 7: I didn't know I was done until I saw a

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Speaker 2: From nineteen forty four, go to a doctor. Uh well.

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Speaker 2: You're a kidding to the MS degree. This is what

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Speaker 5: This is I love gossip, and I'm happy to pass

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Speaker 2: Rather than saying, oh my god, I'm gonna get high

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Speaker 5: After that, he said, I'll trade you that weed for

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Speaker 2: Waves very then he got a darkness neck and that

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Speaker 5: We're coming down past the Oakwood Apartments, very famous apartment

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Speaker 7: I think it's a famous driveway to do a you

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Speaker 7: turn in when you give up on going up Barham.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's or if you're on your way to an

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Speaker 2: I'm never gonna get this part. We're coming up near

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Speaker 6: Let's say we can always pry Ago always brags.

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Speaker 7: I'm just gonna list some of my IMDb credits right

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Speaker 7: back at your nuts. When I get mad in a

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Speaker 2: But also that car was going the other direction, and

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Speaker 7: Now I hear your horn. Yeah, I get it. You

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Speaker 2: I know. I keep mentioning that, no, you can't. This

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Speaker 2: that in there. You do trauma? Oh do you want

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Speaker 2: to tell that story? Is that what you about last night? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Will you retell the plot of a Bell last night?

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Speaker 2: That one will Rob Low film? Yeah, I certainly will.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but still with Demi Moore right.

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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, in blackface, I think it's kind of offensive.

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Speaker 2: That's not right. It isn't right. Maybe for me it

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Speaker 7: We're getting very close to the Burbank Airport, yes, judging

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Speaker 7: at a party, Michelle Balloon's friend of mine. I'm gonna

446
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:15,440
Speaker 7: want to take the left.

447
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,720
Speaker 2: You're gonna want to get over one lay, gonna do that?

448
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:24,040
Speaker 6: Sweet now, when you said Michelle Balloon is gonna leave again, her.

449
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:27,400
Speaker 2: Husband is a scientist, saying that right, and he got

450
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:36,119
Speaker 2: a fancy job, and uh, Philly, Philly, Philly, Delphia. Yeah,

451
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,439
Speaker 2: And they have a nice house.

452
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 7: And we were having a nice get together in the

453
00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:45,000
Speaker 7: backyard and a man approached the fence much in a

454
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 7: home improvement style where we couldn't see his eyes. He

455
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 7: just presented his eyebrows and held a bag of food

456
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,720
Speaker 7: over the edge. You said, anyone wants some French fries

457
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:56,400
Speaker 7: and a burger.

458
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 2: I was hungry.

459
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,920
Speaker 7: I took this food from a stranger and started shoving

460
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 7: it in my mouth.

461
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,560
Speaker 2: Red flag number one.

462
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, I could have been poisoned because the guy that

463
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,000
Speaker 7: came over looked like a murderer.

464
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 2: He was a young kid. I could tell that just disheveled.

465
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,720
Speaker 7: It seemed upset, but he was smiling and trying to

466
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 7: be nice. We let him go inside and have a drink.

467
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 7: He sat down. Things were winding down for us. We

468
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 7: were the party was coming to a close. And then

469
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:29,159
Speaker 7: he just starts arguing with me about skateboarding, whether or

470
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 7: not I actually skateboarding, because it was just something.

471
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,160
Speaker 2: That came up, and you don't. I do skateboard quite

472
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 2: a bit, you don't. Yes, this is how he was.

473
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 5: You're just like him, my same accent.

474
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:47,560
Speaker 2: He called me a lying son of a pitch. Oh,

475
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,119
Speaker 2: but he immediately turned on you.

476
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,160
Speaker 7: And there was knives all over. There was ten knives.

477
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 7: He could have stabbed me so many different ways because

478
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:58,359
Speaker 7: we are cutting cake and hot dogs and things, and

479
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,640
Speaker 7: so there's knives. So I started gathering the knives. Michelle's

480
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 7: husband was like, hey, it might be time for you

481
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 7: to go.

482
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 2: And he's like, no, I'm not ready to go. Oh

483
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stick around here for a bit. Hey.

484
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 5: You know what if you're at a party and someone

485
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 5: says it's time for you to go, the only answer

486
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 5: is sounds great, yeah.

487
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 2: Not for him? And then ready to go? And then

488
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 2: soon I came up my girlfriend. She said, oh, you're sad.

489
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,880
Speaker 2: You're a sad man, and he when killman's crazy and

490
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,119
Speaker 2: indeed sad. They do not want to hear that. No, no,

491
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 2: no no. So that's when he said, get her away

492
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 2: from me and.

493
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 7: Start calling her names. I'm like, am I going to

494
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,640
Speaker 7: fight this guy? But he seemed scary. I was very

495
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 7: scared of very big. A lot of people are bigger

496
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 7: he was.

497
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 2: He was a big kid. He lives next door with

498
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Speaker 2: his seventy eight year old parents.

499
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 5: Oh.

500
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 7: He went into the front of the house and he

501
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,399
Speaker 7: was drinking at soda. At this point, I'm like, should vomit?

502
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 7: I think he poisoned us.

503
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 2: He would not leave.

504
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,679
Speaker 7: We kept telling him to believe Michelle's kept calling the cops.

505
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 7: All these cops showed up, tasers out. He was yelling

506
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 7: at the cops, said he was gonna this isn't over,

507
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:11,120
Speaker 7: This isn't over, yelling at the house. I'm gonna sue you.

508
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 2: I don't know what his grounds were for suing us

509
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 2: for being a skateboard fraud. Yeah, he's gone.

510
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 7: Really, I swear to god, I've skateboarded since the nineties

511
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,879
Speaker 7: and it was so sad because his parents have dealt

512
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,439
Speaker 7: He clearly was unstable.

513
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,959
Speaker 2: This wasn't just a bad night for him. His parents

514
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 2: were elderly.

515
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 7: His dad was a eighty year old white haired man

516
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 7: that was on the porch and they were just sad

517
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 7: and they said, please come in, Miho. And then the

518
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 7: cops said no, he can't come in, and they rested

519
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 7: him and they he was calling them motherfuckers and yelling

520
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 7: at them, and it was scary. He was a crazy

521
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 7: person who.

522
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 2: Was in the same room as I mean, Michelle's baby

523
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 2: was asleep.

524
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,399
Speaker 7: He could have like, you know, that's what makes him

525
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 7: scary is there's babies everywhere, you know.

526
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they surrounded by babies. There's crazy people. There's

527
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 2: babies you can't even see. There's a mentally ill man

528
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 2: near a knife, and then ten feet in the other

529
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 2: direction there might be a sleeping baby sleeping be world.

530
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. There's a lot of risk. I think

531
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,919
Speaker 5: it's probably the reason you shouldn't go ragging about all

532
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 5: your skateboarding. I mean, it seems like you started it.

533
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,239
Speaker 2: Hey, I like to mix it up. He said, what

534
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 2: kind of trucks do you skate? And I'm like, all

535
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,159
Speaker 2: different kinds. I don't believe you. You haven't picked a

536
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 2: brand of truck. Oh hey, I like to I like

537
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 2: different brands of things. I don't stick with a brand

538
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 2: like Yeah. I just feel like you could have answered.

539
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 2: I should have given him what he wanted. I should

540
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 2: have just said, you're right. Say fans, Oh yeah, fans everything, fans, fans. Ope.

541
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 2: I wear a lot of ocean fishes, of course, because

542
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 2: time is irrelevant. Oh, yes, that's made it on a map.

543
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 2: Maybe we are so weird. I've never seen those before.

544
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 2: We're close to the Burbank Airport. Yeah, we're getting close.

545
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see what comedian is waiting curbside.

546
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 2: If somebody actually is there, I will go in and

547
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 2: see someone is getting in this car. Do you think so?

548
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,439
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm on edge. I feel like everyone's crazy.

549
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 5: Wait, that's what I was going to ask you when

550
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 5: that guy wanted to fight you, because I know that

551
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 5: happens to guys occasionally, which I have to admit I love.

552
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 7: I love it if he was a dude just being

553
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 7: a dick because there was a little club there. I

554
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 7: like to have find a weapon when someone's bigger than me. Yes,

555
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 7: I was holding it. He knew I was holding it.

556
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 7: It only made him angrier and more excited. And that

557
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 7: you can always tell him when someone has nothing to lose. Yeah,

558
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 7: and I can pretend to act crazy, but when someone

559
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 7: legitimately is, they trump me, and I'm like, okay, yeah,

560
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 7: I don't know what this guy's capable of. I thought

561
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,680
Speaker 7: maybe he had a gun. He definitely they had stuff.

562
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 2: He had stuff in his pockets that the police put

563
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 2: in evidence. Fact, so who knows it's so crazy? Yeah, yeah,

564
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 2: he was. He was scary. Now this brings up my

565
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 2: other point that I was saying earlier, which is I

566
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 2: think you need to go.

567
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:17,719
Speaker 5: To a shaman or some kind of a psychic healer

568
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 5: a person. Yeah, between that car accident and in this event,

569
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 5: I think you need to get some.

570
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 2: Stuff cleansed off of you.

571
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,919
Speaker 7: So I should go into one of those Urtz sweat

572
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,360
Speaker 7: lodges and take health.

573
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 5: Cynogenics, yes, or like maybe the scientology center.

574
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 2: Okay, just maybe too many body seats. Yeah, I don't know.

575
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 2: I don't want these things to keep happening to you. Yeah.

576
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I bet it's because of all these emotions

577
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 7: that are conjured through the ghosts of alien beings.

578
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 2: Right, that's probably what's been bothering me.

579
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 6: They got knocked out of your spine when you were

580
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 6: rear ended.

581
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 7: You know what, I think it knocked a few space ghosts.

582
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 2: I love that show. Oh god, damn, it was funny.

583
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 2: It was really a good show. It was a good show.

584
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 6: Nobody cares Moby.

585
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 5: Did you ever see the one where they interview Moby

586
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 5: and the end he just ends the interview by guy.

587
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 2: Nobody cares Moby. Nobody cares the best. Don't we all

588
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 2: want to tell Moby.

589
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 6: That Let's talk about the TV shows?

590
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh, come on, Chris, Let's see the forest. Wow,

591
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 2: we are very close to the airport. I'm quit navigating

592
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 2: because I didn't.

593
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 6: Want Yeah, I can get you there. This is actually

594
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 6: my hood.

595
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 2: I believe in Burbank. Oh wow, maybe we can pretend

596
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 2: we're picking you up. M h So where you have to?

597
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 5: Oh I'm going to I'm gonna go to the lapstop

598
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 5: in Houston.

599
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, it's been close for four years.

600
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 7: If you're gonna lie on a podcast, at least make

601
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 7: sure you mention things that exist.

602
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 5: You better have your fact straight, lady, because people will

603
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 5: check them.

604
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 2: The leftop has been closed for a number of years.

605
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 2: I was doing a character of a person yelling at me.

606
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 2: That was pretty extreme. When was that? I didn't hear

607
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 2: you yelling, just.

608
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 5: No, not really yelling, but yeah, well I'm not listening.

609
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 2: No one's fake upset with you. What about that guy?

610
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 2: He looks like you need a ride.

611
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 6: He's got some high jeans and a sweet ass belt on.

612
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 2: You're right, I don't trust those high waisted jeans. You're

613
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 2: on your own, buddy.

614
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 5: Sorry, great, can't deal with another potential taser situation.

615
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 7: You're not getting in this Honda with those signature jeans

616
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 7: from Kirkland.

617
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 5: He's got forty nine other pairs of those jeans, bottom

618
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 5: and bulk.

619
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, along with some batteries and muffins and a Donald

620
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 2: Trump book.

621
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 7: He man, this podcast is gonna have so much costco humor.

622
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 2: This might be the last mustard I ever buy. My

623
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 2: dad walked in with a two gallon jug of mustard.

624
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 2: We laughed. Potentially you will die before the mustard's gone.

625
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,479
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, Wendy, it's summertime. Maybe you use it

626
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 2: twenty times. It's the kind of on how many hot

627
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 2: dogs you can sell? I guess that's true.

628
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 5: Mustard is only for use on hont This is kind

629
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 5: of an interesting shopping center that they built that's all

630
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 5: fast food and bad food right by the airport.

631
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a little kiss of a of the Midwest,

632
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 2: a small town call let's turn out.

633
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like you can go there specifically to go

634
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 5: there's a dryer's ice cream place.

635
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 2: There.

636
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 5: There's a Panda Express drive through, which I never saw

637
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 5: that before.

638
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 2: That's bad news for me. I didn't not eat a

639
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 2: Panda Express.

640
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 7: After their billboard that said we've been bamboozled, I showed

641
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 7: U pandas near some bamboo.

642
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 2: I mean, I like wordplay, but that's a big.

643
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 5: L Yeah, well, because what are they was there some

644
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 5: kind of bamboo dish that they were making.

645
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 2: It doesn't even make sense it really. I think they

646
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 2: used bamboo, they chop it on. I don't know. I

647
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 2: don't think. I don't think we eat bamboo. I think

648
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 2: people eat bamboo. Sometimes there's bamboo in a soup or something.

649
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 2: Listeners eat around it. Listeners, Yeah, call in. We're gonna

650
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 2: say just the Bamboo Hotline is live.

651
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 6: Let us know if we eat bamboo or not.

652
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 2: We are if we do we do. It's in like

653
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 2: fun Foh no, I think you're Bamboo fun. I might. Okay,

654
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 2: we're here.

655
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 7: We are at the Bob Hope International with the pastor,

656
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 7: and I'm just gonna get closer to her side, just

657
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 7: see if we recognize anyone, maybe a star.

658
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 2: Comedian. So far, it's just regular people, those guys saying goodbye,

659
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 2: very sweet. Yeah, people taking it easy. Okay, I don't

660
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 2: know him. Okay, well, like he's stone Golf.

661
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 5: Wow, it's pretty empty actually, yeah, Sunday afternoon, you think

662
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 5: people would be either coming back.

663
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 2: Or going to somehow. I think they're on the podcast time.

664
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 7: We're going where most most often going to be going

665
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 7: to and from lax And you agree.

666
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 5: That's most Yeah, I think so you know why because

667
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 5: you can't really get I think you have to pay

668
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 5: a little bit.

669
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 6: More for flights at a burbank and or they just

670
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 6: don't have as many.

671
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. I I never understand if it's for any reason

672
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 2: other than you live nearby here. I can never understand leaving.

673
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 2: Should we go back around? Yeah?

674
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, I say let's make the security here nervous and

675
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 7: just do some loops.

676
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 2: Well, then I'm going to pull out my peas. Okay,

677
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 2: I'll just good. You've been here before quite a few times.

678
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 5: I actually like to balet my car because I'm late

679
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 5: for everything, the tea, very late, okay for everything, all

680
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 5: at least twenty minutes later all the time.

681
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 2: And you can just pull up there. They'll take your car.

682
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 2: It's so la. They'll take your car. And it's like

683
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 2: twenty bucks a day, so you don't have to drive

684
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 2: out to like Lot B and then take a tram. Sure,

685
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 2: twenty bucks a day if you have that kind of money,

686
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 2: and they'll wash it for you. See, these are the

687
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 2: kind of tips we give you.

688
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 5: So it's it's not just driving comics to the airport,

689
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 5: but then also just how to deal with the airport.

690
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 2: Be at the airport logistic airport logistic airport logistics. Don't

691
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 2: bring water, yeah, I still to this day. I mean,

692
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 2: how long ago is nine to eleven?

693
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 7: I kind of like to stick it to them a

694
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 7: little bit and bring exactly under four ounces of water.

695
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 2: And who do you think you're sticking it to?

696
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 7: That's the man, the man, either if she's a lady

697
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,959
Speaker 7: or a fella, I'm sticking it to the man. If

698
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 7: you've got a uniform and I'm drinking water right in

699
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 7: front of your face.

700
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 2: You've been had.

701
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 6: That is classic skateboarder attitude that it didn't.

702
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 2: Just like a kickflip in your face. Oh oh, that's

703
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 2: interesting look at it. Because it's a tiny airport are

704
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 2: all the way around. This is such a mon pop airport.

705
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 7: That really is just like Bob Oak's comedy, so accessible,

706
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 7: so accessible, so racist.

707
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 2: So easy to not laugh at, so evil to Koreans?

708
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 2: Was he? Yeah, he's very famous in the Asian community.

709
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 2: He came into the Los Angeles area. He bought up

710
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:24,399
Speaker 2: a bunch of.

711
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 5: Burbank from he basically repossessed it from people who were

712
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 5: either somehow Asian.

713
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 2: I can I think they.

714
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 5: When they when they in turned Koreans during the Korean War.

715
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 5: He went in and bought up all their all their property.

716
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,240
Speaker 5: So he owned acres and acres of like fruit trees

717
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 5: and orchards and stuff that had belonged to Korean people who.

718
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 2: Had lived here and settled here. He is definitely an

719
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 2: old school comic. I'm just gonna I mean, that's so

720
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 2: old school comedy. Just to come and take your orchard, well,

721
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 2: to buy a neighborhood from a race of people. That's so,

722
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 2: that's like something Shecky Shacky Burfler would have done, or

723
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 2: maybe a young Sammy Shore.

724
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:15,280
Speaker 7: So we're we're pulled over. We're just if I recognize anyone,

725
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 7: we're gonna give them a ride home. Okay, that's the

726
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 7: premise of our podcast.

727
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna force it. Do you see that yellow corvette

728
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 2: up there? Yeah, you don't see those often being used.

729
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 2: Why don't you go up right now and buy us

730
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 2: some cocaine. That'd be great. That is such a coke

731
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 2: ironcoom than that woman who's dressed like a bumblebee. I

732
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 2: guess that that she's she's just into yellow. That'd be

733
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 2: kind of amazing. If you got your coke at the airport,

734
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,720
Speaker 2: that's where your dealer, well.

735
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,919
Speaker 7: It's kind of a high risk place to get any

736
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 7: kind of illabel substance.

737
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 2: It's it's a high risk place to park.

738
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 7: But people are practically given it away because you bring

739
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 7: a bag of coke.

740
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, I can't go through security with this.

741
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,879
Speaker 2: That's right, I better get rid of it herbside.

742
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 5: Might be even cheaper than if you went into your

743
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 5: normal coke areas to get it.

744
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 7: Every once in a while when I do the baggage check,

745
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 7: you know, it's more convenient on the sidewalk.

746
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 2: I'll just tip the guy with a bag of coke.

747
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, two birds with one stone, because then you're not

748
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 7: bringing it on the plane. And he's like, oh sweet,

749
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,879
Speaker 7: I was about to go to a high octane dance

750
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,240
Speaker 7: club tonight.

751
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, this is important.

752
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 7: Support any suspicious behavior, support it, support it.

753
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so just say hey, good job, buddy with you

754
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 2: love what you're doing over there with your suspicion. Yeah,

755
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 2: you're hunched over. I like the sunglasses a weird shuffle.

756
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 2: So you're gonna get tips from us, and then also

757
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 2: from just anything over loud speakers that might be in

758
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 2: the area.

759
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 7: It's sure to support suspicious behavior.

760
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 5: I have to say that the music that they have

761
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 5: here at the Burbon Airport, like that plays on their

762
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 5: system is excellent.

763
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's about it in lax lax seems. It's always like,

764
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 7: listen to.

765
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 2: This rat jam from Phil Collins. Can we get that

766
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 2: cleared right now? We have to get Phil Collins money.

767
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 5: What if Phil Collins came out of the Burbank Airport

768
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 5: and needed a ride to Beverly.

769
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 2: Hills, uh Ibia I'd say, do you need a ride

770
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,280
Speaker 2: out of STU STU Studio City.

771
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 7: That's always a joke that I wanted to say, specifically

772
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 7: to him at this specific airport.

773
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 2: All of your dreams are coming true on this podcast.

774
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 2: This is really excellent. Mm hmm, it's coming together. I

775
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 2: can't wait.

776
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 5: If I saw him, I'd say, you've got a groovy

777
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 5: kind of luggage.

778
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 2: A groovey kind of luggage. I love it. It's the

779
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 2: only one. It's that's the only Phil Collins song I

780
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 2: can think of it, and it's not even his song.

781
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 2: I would offer to help him with his luggage and

782
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 2: then and then retract it and say, oh, no, you

783
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 2: got it, you know, out of multitask and that doesn't

784
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 2: mean make sense, but he would know that it's about

785
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 2: the fact that he can sing and drum oh at

786
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 2: the same time. I like it.

787
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:09,240
Speaker 5: So it's you're no longer quoting songs, right, Yeah, it's.

788
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 2: Just uh, you know, specifically in a roundabout way, complimenting

789
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 2: his ability, right, because a lot of people can't do that.

790
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 5: I think it's as yes and not sound like you're

791
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 5: playing the drums while.

792
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 7: You're singing, right, And he did all the Ronald Reagan

793
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 7: claymation in that music video.

794
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 2: Is that true he made those puppets? That joke is

795
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,720
Speaker 2: for someone exactly our age.

796
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 5: If you graduated high school anytime after nineteen ninety you, sorry, pal.

797
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 2: You probably aren't even laughing. You're just like, oh, yeah,

798
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 2: I remember that.

799
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 5: You're Like, God, if I didn't love Airport so much,

800
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 5: I would not be listening.

801
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 2: To this bullshit. Remember that sweaty Ronald Reagan's puppet, Yes,

802
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 2: scared the hell out of me.

803
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 5: Well, because he woke up in like a puddle and

804
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 5: then they slow mode the shot.

805
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 2: Remember that when he like woke up and it was we.

806
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 5: Grew up in it under the threat of constant threat

807
00:38:59,080 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 5: of nuclear nihilation.

808
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 2: No one ever talks about that, we being children of

809
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 2: that era. Yeah, it was really fucked up. Red Dawn

810
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 2: was like a documentary to me.

811
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,240
Speaker 6: It was straight up real, like get ready for this somehow.

812
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 2: Some people are just like, oh, that's just one of

813
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 2: Patrick Swayzey's early movies, Like no, No, it was caused nightmares.

814
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 5: That was the kind of thing you would think about

815
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 5: in high school of like and if and if the

816
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 5: parachutes came, now, what would I do?

817
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 7: Russian parachutes will come to your high school and shoot

818
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 7: into the windows.

819
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 5: I have to tell you, though, is that is that

820
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 5: Dane Cook in that super sport?

821
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 2: It might be that seems like a car. What if

822
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 2: we picked Dane Cook up out of his own car?

823
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 2: He would not be happy to see me.

824
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 7: I went up after he was bragging about having sex

825
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 7: with Marisa Tomey and doing the joke was that he

826
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 7: took her oscar and stuck it in her vagina.

827
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 2: That was sick. Yeah, that's a no. The audience didn't

828
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,879
Speaker 2: recognize it at its one good, but he did. They

829
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 2: did appreciate.

830
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 7: That he was doing a low energy, dark version of

831
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 7: Dan Cook. He stopped pacing around and saying things in threes,

832
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,240
Speaker 7: that guy needs a ride?

833
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 2: Are you funny, sir? I don't know. I don't know

834
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 2: that hat's funny anyway.

835
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 5: Wait, I'm still insanely disturbed by statue rape.

836
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

837
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 7: And then at the end of it, I went up

838
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 7: after him and said, wow, how many people here really

839
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,919
Speaker 7: liked Mercy Tomain until they heard that she had sex

840
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 7: with Dan Cook and he.

841
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 2: Was still in the room and so whatever. I could

842
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 2: have been friends with that X mega star. No, no,

843
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 2: so plus he's already in this car. I was driving already.

844
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 2: I know, I was saying. It was like a power move.

845
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 2: We would pick him up from his car. Oh, like

846
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 2: my Honda is better than you're charging. Yeah, yeah were.

847
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 5: I think maybe part of Dame Cook's problem is because

848
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 5: he got so popular. I don't think he learned from

849
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 5: enough people, like anyone that would do a comedy bit

850
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:07,280
Speaker 5: like that first of all, kissing and telling comedy aside,

851
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 5: yeah ross.

852
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 7: He also talked about how how much money has and

853
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 7: how easy it was for him to get there.

854
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 2: Excuse me to get what I think.

855
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 7: I puked in my mouth, which is bad for a podcast,

856
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 7: but I you know, I just tried yourhead.

857
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 2: I swallowed and this is leftover trauma from when we

858
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 2: drove by your car accidents. I am so uncomfortable in

859
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 2: this car.

860
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 7: I'm sweating and I have vomited ten times during this podcast.

861
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 2: But also could it be because you're sweating because it's

862
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 2: hot now and have air conditioning and you're wearing a

863
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 2: very thick flannel shirt because what am I? The brawny

864
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 2: paper towel man. It's another classic skateboarder move is to

865
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 2: dress like a man who chops. What for a living? Yes, so,

866
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 2: Jen Xley, it is extreme.

867
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 5: No matter what the weather, You've always got to have

868
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 5: your Pendleton's shirt on.

869
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,720
Speaker 2: It is I flannel.

870
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 7: Hey, if you were ever questioning it warm body warming abilities,

871
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 7: I'm here to say I'm very uncomfortable in sweating.

872
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for clearing up those doubts.

873
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 7: Certainly there's no one at this airport. Is it condemned.

874
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 7: It's like a ghost airport. All the airplanes are ghost planes.

875
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 7: They're like transparent Wonder Woman planes that have ghosts.

876
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love to fly in one of those.

877
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 7: It would be great, except you know, people can see

878
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 7: up your skirt if you fly low enough.

879
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:36,399
Speaker 5: I give you close pins skirt up yep.

880
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 2: I remember that in every Wonder Woman cartoon they would

881
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 2: have that moment where she closed pinder skirt. She'd be like,

882
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:44,800
Speaker 2: watch it, aquaman.

883
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 7: See, I better not fly low over any construction sites

884
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 7: or I'm gonna get.

885
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: Cat called an invisible tier. Yeah, she still gets sick.

886
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 2: Flee your ass.

887
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 7: She might be wonderful, but she's a woman.

888
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 2: Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here.

889
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 2: I don't know any of these people she has wonderful

890
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 2: with hair I find out on the road. If we

891
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 2: would maybe.

892
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 5: Say, yeah, they just d yeah, we'd say, like we

893
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 5: would get out and hug them, right, because you need that,

894
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,359
Speaker 5: Like if you're about to go do either a week

895
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 5: or a weekend somewhere in a town that you don't know, right,

896
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 5: there's nothing worse. That's part of the way that we

897
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,720
Speaker 5: thought of this and decided to do this podcast.

898
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 2: Is there's really nothing worse when you're a comedian.

899
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 5: And maybe this does loop back around to Dan what

900
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 5: I was saying about Dane Cook randomly that now I think,

901
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 5: I mean, which is your alone a lot? You get

902
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 5: a lot of weird ideas when you're alone a lot.

903
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 5: And I think the idea of dropping someone off and

904
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,240
Speaker 5: kind of trying to bolster.

905
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:55,359
Speaker 2: Them on their way to a place might be nice. Yeah,

906
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 2: when you're sitting alone in a hotel. Okay, I'm going

907
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:03,919
Speaker 2: to get left. Turn yep. Oh, I'm sorry. Well we're

908
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 2: leaving the airport. We did our business. It's done here.

909
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:13,320
Speaker 2: I did I know, But now you're on this weird thing. Oh.

910
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 7: I'm not from this area. I'm a beach living man.

911
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 7: I lived by the beach areas, am I going, am

912
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,240
Speaker 7: I are we in DANGERO?

913
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,320
Speaker 2: Is that why you're sometimes when the trains come, you're dir.

914
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 7: That's why you're laughing maniacally. It's just how you deal

915
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 7: with trauma.

916
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 6: It is, actually, can I tell you it is?

917
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 5: I have a laughing problem anyway, And I learned that

918
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 5: on podcasts.

919
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 2: When I listen to my podcasts, I just laughed like

920
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 2: an idiot the whole time if something is going horribly wrong.

921
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just a nice cover, you know, it's a

922
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,720
Speaker 5: release and it makes people feel a little bit better.

923
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,439
Speaker 2: But I often mean it like sixty percent of the time.

924
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 2: But no. I was once with Jay Johnston.

925
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 5: And our are We were both with our respective boyfriends

926
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 5: and girl, uh huh, and he was driving down the five.

927
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 5: We were on our way somewhere, and he was speeding

928
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,720
Speaker 5: and did this thing where like basically, all of a sudden,

929
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 5: all the lanes were closed and we were heading straight

930
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 5: into like a cement barrier.

931
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 2: Oh I don't need that, And it happened.

932
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, it happened really really fast, and so everybody,

933
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 5: like the guy always was, screamed, his girlfriend screamed, and

934
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 5: I burst out laughing, and then he couldn't stop.

935
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:29,760
Speaker 2: Like when it was all over. He because it was like, Karen,

936
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 2: what's wrong with you?

937
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 5: That you started laughing and that, And I was just like,

938
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 5: I don't know, that's just that's just my I don't know.

939
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 2: I learned a lot about myself that fence mechanism. I

940
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,760
Speaker 2: when shit hits a fan. I once visited my dad

941
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 2: at the hospital.

942
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,399
Speaker 7: He was bleeding that we thought he was gonna die

943
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 7: and wouldn't stop bleeding. Internally, he's okay now, he's a healthy,

944
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 7: happy man. But at the time we thought he was

945
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 7: gonna be.

946
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 2: Tits up, and so we I visited him.

947
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 7: We were so funny. Yeah, we were just riffing. My

948
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 7: dad and I have never had better jokes. Yes, And

949
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 7: it's because we thought this is horrible.

950
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 2: This is how we deal with it.

951
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 6: That's exactly right. That's how my family is too.

952
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's the most productive.

953
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 5: No, I mean it depends on what what is product

954
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 5: what you see as productive.

955
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 2: Creepy.

956
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 6: That place was so creepy. It was called Kid's Castle.

957
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:26,359
Speaker 2: Did you see it?

958
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 5: No?

959
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 2: Is it like a medieval times etery for children for children?

960
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 5: So it's all blue and yellow and white, but it

961
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 5: looked like, if my mom dropped me off there, I would.

962
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 2: Never see kids work there.

963
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 7: Of us, I hope children don't work there as waitresses

964
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 7: and dressed like slutty barmaids.

965
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 2: It's totally for adults, but they call it kids Castle

966
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 2: and I get yee some milk.

967
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 5: We just we stumble upon some strange pedophilia ring on

968
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 5: our podcast.

969
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 2: Never been done.

970
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,800
Speaker 7: Before that, that would be that would be a standout episode.

971
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 7: This is our inaugural episode. I've been wanting to say.

972
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 2: That, yes, that's exactly right.

973
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 7: We are when we when we wrap it up, and

974
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 7: we should soon, we're gonna smash a bottle of champagne

975
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 7: on the front of my car.

976
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 2: Christen this episode, I like it is the ss Yeah,

977
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 2: do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

978
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 7: We're gonna call it do you need to ride? Question mark?

979
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 7: Of course that's the appropriate punctuation.

980
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 5: I mean he must have broken up with Marsa Tommy

981
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 5: at this point, right before he stuck the statue in

982
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 5: your puss, well, I mean before he started doing a

983
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 5: bit about it.

984
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think he just wanted to brag.

985
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 7: I feel really uncomfortable about seeing pussy and I've done

986
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,439
Speaker 7: it twice now, well he I think he just wanted

987
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 7: to brag about back when he had it going on

988
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 7: and he was dating Maris.

989
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,280
Speaker 2: Oh, so this wasn't a current story.

990
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 7: No, No, it was nostalgia back in the old days.

991
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 7: I was dating an Oscar winner maybe.

992
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 2: It was Marisa time. Everybody we did like that hand thing,

993
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,280
Speaker 2: like it's between you and I. But was there a joke?

994
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 2: Was there an actual joke? It was just I think

995
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 2: he just wanted to get it off his chest that

996
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 2: he I don't remember.

997
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 7: He wanted to shock everyone with I think the joke was, uh,

998
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 7: did you see the oscar when you were dating her?

999
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 2: And he said, see it? I would hold it while

1000
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 2: I fucked her, which.

1001
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 7: Is kind of it's a visual of someone having sex

1002
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 7: and holding the oscar. Yeah, that's somewhat recognizable as a joke, sure,

1003
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 7: And then as an ad lib ken.

1004
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 2: He said, yeah, I stuck.

1005
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 7: It in her okay, And so everyone was a little

1006
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 7: horrified when we were you know, armful.

1007
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 2: Of swallowed man, what take it? But that's his first.

1008
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 7: Album, it's called what Armful of Swallowed? Oh, Like a

1009
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 7: lot of those jokes, it's like, hey, hey, you better

1010
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 7: have an extra glass of water, because this is a

1011
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 7: big pill. You're about to down some of my observational

1012
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,879
Speaker 7: joke of how our body positions when we vomit at

1013
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 7: a party.

1014
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 5: Album trigger warning, it just be all about if you

1015
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 5: ever raped with a bottle.

1016
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,799
Speaker 2: Don't listen to this. You're not going to like it.

1017
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,320
Speaker 7: I'm going to describe some of my behavior in the past,

1018
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 7: so you know, as a lady what to avoid.

1019
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of love that.

1020
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 5: It's almost like he doesn't know what to leave in

1021
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 5: the locker room anymore. I think that's kind of That's

1022
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 5: kind of what I'm at where it comedy can be

1023
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 5: so that way, it's like no holds barred or everything's allowed,

1024
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:30,720
Speaker 5: but everything really is allowed.

1025
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 2: Really at the end of the day, the audience tells

1026
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 2: you what's allowed and it's not allowed.

1027
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't decide that. It's decided by people laughing hopefully.

1028
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 5: Well, and also it's like you probably could get away

1029
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 5: with that joke wonderfully if you're on some late show

1030
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 5: or some self declared edgy show, which is always so

1031
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 5: very edgy.

1032
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 2: I'm not at the improv it. What time was it

1033
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 2: a vaginal entry themed show?

1034
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:54,439
Speaker 3: Sorry?

1035
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 2: Well, finally, you mean the one. I'm booking storytelling rape

1036
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 2: shows where.

1037
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 6: People really get to stay their side of the story.

1038
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 2: Finally, finally, what you weren't allowed to do in the courtroom?

1039
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 2: All right? Of the road, God, leave it to a

1040
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 2: plumber to jump in the road on a Sunday. He's

1041
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 2: got rusty pipes on the brain. Triple overtime. Wait, is

1042
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 2: that something dirty? No? No, I just think he was

1043
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,240
Speaker 2: doing alone.

1044
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 7: He was working on some plumbing. Rusty pipes. Yeah, now

1045
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 7: was all that.

1046
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 2: It seemed like a sodomizing She had rusty pipes on

1047
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 2: the brain. You know what I mean? I do, no man,

1048
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 2: a disgusting episode. This has been God, damn it. It's

1049
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 2: our it's our darkest. Uh, it's rapius for sure. Any

1050
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 2: describing word you can think of. This episode is the

1051
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 2: most that because our first. Yeah, it's the hottest. It's

1052
00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 2: very hot.

1053
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 5: It's been like it to spring, kind of a nice

1054
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 5: color to my cheeks, like a natural.

1055
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 2: Natural blush. Actually, I was gonna ask if you were

1056
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 2: having a stroke, you might think it looks nice and natural.

1057
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 5: But it seems like I hear that you become your

1058
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 5: most beautiful right before you stroke out.

1059
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 7: That's why it's they that's the deciding factor for a

1060
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 7: lot of open casket funerals.

1061
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 2: That's how pretty you look, right when you got stiff.

1062
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:28,799
Speaker 2: Well that was I'm sorry. I just that was. I apologize.

1063
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 2: I don't like talking about death.

1064
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well, don't worry about it.

1065
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 2: I don't know what happens when we die. I just did.

1066
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 2: I shouldn't be discussing it so flippantly.

1067
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 5: Figure, yeah, but you're fine with breaking someone with an oscar.

1068
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 2: I never thought twice about it. You know? Wait, is

1069
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 2: that the rock in front of us? Because that's a

1070
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 2: fucking white Lamborghini.

1071
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,760
Speaker 7: I think we are behind the rock in a sweet

1072
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 7: ass lambou.

1073
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 2: That would be I love the rock, I do too,

1074
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 2: and I like lambos. Wait, I can see, I can

1075
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 2: see the review. He's got the rock eyebrows. I can see.

1076
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:12,319
Speaker 2: I can smell when he's cooking. I smell something. Is

1077
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 2: it what the rock's cooking? And his lambos?

1078
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, those cars, it's very sad because there's look how

1079
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 5: low it is, like any bump you go over, you

1080
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 5: scrape that.

1081
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 2: That's the sad part of a Lamborghini and the only

1082
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 2: reason now own one clearance? Poor clearance? Where is that

1083
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,439
Speaker 2: want of fit over there. Look how high?

1084
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 8: Oh god, I can't even look at it. Death trapped toaster,

1085
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 8: toaster filled with blood. You gotta trade that thing in, Karen,

1086
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 8: I absolutely will. I'm not gonna lose another thread to

1087
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 8: a Honda Fit.

1088
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,880
Speaker 2: If we were going to get a sponsor for this podcast,

1089
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,919
Speaker 2: it's sure as hell isn't gonna be hand. Well, maybe

1090
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 2: Honda could come back Honda Fits. You know it would do.

1091
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 5: It would almost be like that exact point counterpoint where

1092
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 5: there would be a sponsor that'd be like, yeah, you

1093
00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 5: heard what they said, but.

1094
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 2: What the do they know? Yeah, drive to the airport

1095
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 2: for no reason. Their side of the story. We make

1096
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 2: cars and half for a really long time. I think

1097
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 2: now is a good time for me to say I

1098
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 2: really have enjoyed my two thousand and eight Corp. It's

1099
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 2: a great car.

1100
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 7: Started as a lease, transferred that into a bank loan.

1101
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 7: I still have a lot of money on this thing.

1102
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 7: But you know, it runs like a new runs like

1103
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 7: a champ.

1104
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 5: What would be amazing is if in the middle of

1105
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,399
Speaker 5: that speech you're just giving you.

1106
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,879
Speaker 2: Rear ended the rock in his white Lambo. It's kind

1107
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 2: of hard to talk and drive. I am gonna I

1108
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 2: bet it is.

1109
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, because wait, I drove that other time that we

1110
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 5: did a test run.

1111
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 2: I don't remember. I was very drunk during that. Why

1112
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 2: you d time I was nervous. I was nervous. You

1113
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:52,799
Speaker 2: were nervous. I was nervous. I thought I got, but

1114
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 2: mostly nervously.

1115
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 7: When I get it's like a nervous tick where I

1116
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 7: allow of people tap their phot or snap their gum.

1117
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 2: I go by whiskey and drinking and it helps, right,

1118
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, help. He takes the edge off.

1119
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 7: Sure, it takes the edge off of having workable friendships,

1120
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 7: takes the edge off of not getting arrested.

1121
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 2: I'm just following at Lamborghini now I've decided, yeah, not,

1122
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 2: let's just.

1123
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 5: Go where he goes, Okay, I mean that's what he wants.

1124
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 5: That's what people who drive cars now.

1125
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 2: When you drive a flashy exotic, you know you just

1126
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,800
Speaker 2: want people to go to your house. You're you're asking

1127
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 2: to be trailed. We understand that you're peacocking.

1128
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 7: Sir, and we are falling for it time we are

1129
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 7: hot on your trail.

1130
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 5: Did I ever tell you the story about when I

1131
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 5: was I was turning somewhere in Hollywood, like like Center Hollywood,

1132
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:45,879
Speaker 5: like near the Arkway, and I was taking a right

1133
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,320
Speaker 5: around this corner and there was a guy that was

1134
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 5: going to take a left off the street. I was

1135
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 5: turning out too, So basically as we passed each other,

1136
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 5: we were face to face kind of. And he was

1137
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 5: a very good looking man who looked like me did

1138
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 5: in an extra in uh uh, what's that movie that

1139
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:09,839
Speaker 5: Will Ferrell and Chris Catan were in together? Yes, so

1140
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,720
Speaker 5: he was if you go straight through this light, will come.

1141
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 2: Around Riverside Drive. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go under this

1142
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 2: underpants stop. I'm gonna it's a yellow So what You're

1143
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 2: not gonna go in the underpass? You're gonna go over there. Okay,

1144
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,760
Speaker 2: we're gonna merge to the I don't know what that's called.

1145
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 2: It's it's kind of just taking him right. You're listening

1146
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 2: to traffic talk caring it, Chris.

1147
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 5: So I passed this guy and as he looked kind

1148
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 5: of like the Rock, he kind of looked like a guy.

1149
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 6: He was wearing a silk shirt at noon that was

1150
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:41,439
Speaker 6: open as far as.

1151
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 2: I could say. And you and I bone that both,

1152
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 2: No silk shirt is even anywhere. That's exactly right.

1153
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, he looked very fancy for being like a Saturday

1154
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 5: mid morning. Sure, and as I turned, he pointed out

1155
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 5: the window at me and pointed at me as I

1156
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 5: made my turn.

1157
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 2: All the way around, he was selecting you, kind of

1158
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:01,319
Speaker 2: like he was picking me.

1159
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 5: It was really one of the more incredible things, because

1160
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 5: that's the kind of guy that doesn't I'm not usually

1161
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 5: the type that registers with a guy like that. I

1162
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 5: would assume I'm right now, I'm wearing a pair of Brooks.

1163
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 5: I'm very low.

1164
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 2: Because he didn't know you were wearing Brooks. You couldn't

1165
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 2: see my feet. There's a woman that wears comfortable shoes.

1166
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 2: I don't there she is. Did you want to pull

1167
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 2: over and redeem whatever your prize was gonna be?

1168
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 3: Yes?

1169
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 5: Because he was actually hot. He was hot in the funniest,

1170
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 5: like jokiest way.

1171
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 2: I can't even explain it, but it was.

1172
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 5: It was a pretty powerful experience, enough so that it

1173
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:41,839
Speaker 5: was that boring of a story and I still told

1174
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 5: it on our inaugural.

1175
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 2: Pot No, it's giving me.

1176
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 7: I should we do an episode in the future where

1177
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 7: we just pick up a male prostitute. Yes, and you

1178
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 7: can relive where you feel like you didn't indulge that

1179
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 7: I feel.

1180
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 2: Like, but this guy didn't have a prostitute feel as

1181
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:56,759
Speaker 2: much as he.

1182
00:56:56,719 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 5: Had like he's an open silk shirt care I'm saying

1183
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:04,759
Speaker 5: club owner. He's the guy that the the people that

1184
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 5: they tried to get in and they're like, can we

1185
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 5: see Maurice And they're like, no, Maurice isn't seeing anybody.

1186
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 2: And that was fucking.

1187
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 5: Maurice in his car, who was just like you lady

1188
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 5: and I And also it felt like he was doing it.

1189
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 2: Maurice is just a cat. This is Morris.

1190
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 5: Okay, if you get over there at that next light,

1191
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 5: I was.

1192
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 2: I was in a car accident right here.

1193
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 5: Really, there was an intern when I worked on Ellen

1194
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 5: many years ago.

1195
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 2: There was an intern who was supposed to be driving

1196
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 2: me somewhere. No, but I think he worked with her.

1197
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 5: And she was looking down like I was like, can

1198
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 5: you turn this down a little bit or whatever? She

1199
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 5: looked down, she turned the radio down and for way

1200
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 5: too long, and when she looked up, there was a

1201
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 5: guy making a U turn and we basically hit his

1202
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 5: car right there.

1203
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 2: It was a little bit crazy. I know, Okay, left, yeah,

1204
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 2: just will take us back over to.

1205
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 7: Help riverside all is a very popular Burbank street, isn't it.

1206
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 5: Yes, it's one of our it's one of our greatest streets.

1207
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 2: It's one that Jay Leno mentions a lot. Yeah, because

1208
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 2: the right. I love Popeye. I think cartoon and the Chicken.

1209
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 5: I think he's a really unsung cartoon character. He's hilarious.

1210
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 5: That's stuff he muttered under his breath. Yeah, I don't

1211
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 5: know what he would mutter, but stuff like that. A

1212
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 5: little insecure.

1213
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 7: He would just say things under his breath. And we're

1214
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 7: headed back the way we came. This is I don't

1215
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 7: want to toot my own navigation horn.

1216
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 2: Here, but I feel like I did pretty well driving

1217
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 2: and having conversation. Yeah, you did great. Actually, the Taco

1218
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 2: be went out of business. Isn't that weird how a

1219
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 2: bell go out of business?

1220
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 7: So that was one of the old ones where they

1221
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 7: actually made it look like a Pleblau with a bell tower, right,

1222
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 7: And I think those they're made of asbestos chips or

1223
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 7: so they just are like, Nope.

1224
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 2: That's why the food's so good. Yeah, extra chemical. It's

1225
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 2: the we shaved a little off the ceiling and give

1226
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 2: you the savings now.

1227
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 5: And remember taco lights, they were the chacos with flower

1228
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 5: shells that they tried.

1229
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 2: It was right when light food quote unquote was getting popular.

1230
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 2: L Yeah, so they called them taco lights, but they

1231
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:56,360
Speaker 2: were no less chloric than anything else. They just they

1232
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 2: were actually light or weight exactly.

1233
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 5: They were fluffy, fluffy or And the reason I loved them,

1234
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 5: they were actually really good.

1235
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 2: And the reason they stopped a campus because they all broke.

1236
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 2: They were truly two lights. Oh really? Yes, what that's

1237
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 2: a weird noise? Yeah, you know what it is. You

1238
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 2: can't shut only a couple of windows to get those.

1239
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 2: That's interesting. That can only happen on a podcast in

1240
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:21,479
Speaker 2: a car.

1241
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not gonna find that on What the fuck

1242
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 5: with Mark Mare.

1243
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 2: And everybody irritating flappy noises caused by the wind and

1244
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 2: a high speed. I thought my ear drum is going

1245
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 2: to burst it for one second. Well, but I just

1246
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 2: kept on talking about taco light.

1247
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 5: I didn't it didn't talk up your story, No, no,

1248
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 5: because I'm trained actress.

1249
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 2: My projection was good the whole time. You lot stage work,

1250
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 2: you can't. Yeah. Yeah, I've painted scenes and todd a

1251
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 2: lot of taco monologues.

1252
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 5: Jud could never stop talking about his tacos and talk

1253
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 5: about that's my podcast talking about tacos.

1254
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,960
Speaker 2: Don't get Karen started it on tacos. See, this podcast

1255
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 2: will be go until.

1256
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:06,479
Speaker 7: The sun goes down. Speaking it Up'm going to apply

1257
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:07,439
Speaker 7: my sunglasses.

1258
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 2: Well, I think that we should wrap it up, for sure.

1259
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 2: I think we should edit out the past seven minutes. No, no,

1260
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 2: I mean we can do that. Sure. I thought that

1261
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 2: was uh's for the best, the best work we've done together.

1262
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 2: But you know, you mean the taco chunk. This is

1263
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 2: an unedited podcast. I'm gonna go ahead. Wow, No, I'm

1264
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 2: not gonna say that. What Well, why not? I think

1265
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 2: that's exciting, Like it's almost like we're saying we're.

1266
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 7: Live people, like the ups and downs of a conversation

1267
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 7: the walls.

1268
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 2: Yes, for sure.

1269
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:43,560
Speaker 5: Well, also, I finally understand what podcasts the value that

1270
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 5: they hold, which is that you like usually I listen

1271
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 5: to them when I'm by myself, and I just it

1272
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,320
Speaker 5: feels like you're hanging out and so.

1273
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 2: Thanks for hanging out with us. Yeah, thanks for hanging

1274
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,040
Speaker 2: out with us, because we're great. Yeah.

1275
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 7: You We're like a warm blanket and a cozy movie

1276
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 7: and we're always.

1277
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 2: Here in this car.

1278
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,680
Speaker 5: Were always driving around.

1279
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 2: I don't know how I'm gonna pay my bills. I

1280
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 2: gotta get out of this car at some point. No,

1281
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:17,439
Speaker 2: you stay in this car podcast? Yes money, Yes? Uh

1282
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:21,479
Speaker 2: should we stay until you pass your accent point again? No?

1283
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 7: No, I think we Uh I might have a breakdown.

1284
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 7: I think that we should.

1285
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 2: Uh, you can do that off. I kind of want

1286
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 2: to get on the freeway, which is no, Okay, we're

1287
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:33,120
Speaker 2: gonna go down and planet.

1288
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 5: We'll add it well, because the freeway won't really.

1289
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:39,360
Speaker 2: Help us, right, No, you're right. That's accidents just get

1290
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 2: more severe on a freeway. See some things. That's the lawyer.

1291
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 2: I got the mustache guy on the back of the bus.

1292
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 2: You literally called that number. He also had a silky shirt.

1293
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 2: Maybe the guy had selected you just wanted to defend

1294
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:55,680
Speaker 2: you in court. Oh that's so romantic. Yeah, it was

1295
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 2: the way it was flapping, like god that has is

1296
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 2: in court. But this shirt is unbuttoned to his belt.

1297
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 7: And then when he says this case is closed, he

1298
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 7: does a little salsa dance.

1299
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 5: He snaps under each elbow, this case is closed, Snap, snap,

1300
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 5: and we're done.

1301
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 2: Had a sombrero with salsa in it. He dips a

1302
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:22,919
Speaker 2: chip in there. I don't know. No nobody does. That's

1303
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 2: the beautiful part. No one knows. Okay, we are we uh,

1304
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 2: we're done. We are done. We're done with this. This

1305
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 2: was a good episode. You need a ride, which is

1306
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 2: what we're gonna call it. Should we end every episode

1307
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 2: by finding out what songs on radio? I think we'll

1308
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:40,439
Speaker 2: end it with a song that you recorded. Okay, we'll

1309
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 2: play that right now. I leave.

1310
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 1: Then I want way mad you do. We want to

1311
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 1: be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you time and

1312
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 1: turning on and gay.

1313
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 4: We want to send you off inside. Do you want to

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Speaker 4: welcome you back home?

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it? We scared? He was it? Fine?

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Speaker 2: Now porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need with Karen

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Speaker 2: and Chris