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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Tell me, I'm hey, my oven's not working. What's what?

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Speaker 1: My oven's not working? Yeah? I think you get the

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Speaker 1: wrong number. No, I think I have the right guy.

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Speaker 1: Your name's Jack right, Yeah, you did construction on condos, right, Yeah, Okay, guy,

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Speaker 1: I got the right guy, and my oven doesn't work. Well,

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Speaker 1: I can help you with that. Man, I don't have

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Speaker 1: anything to do with the appliances. I just did the hardwoods,

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Speaker 1: So call somebody else. Yeah, but you don't understand I'm

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Speaker 1: having trouble setting the clock. Hello, Hey, how's it going. Well?

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Speaker 1: You were the guy that was talking about the oven alaa. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And now I have an issue with my hardwood floors.

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Speaker 1: And I know that you're the guy to talk to

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Speaker 1: you because you said that you do hardwood floors. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to fix any of that stuff. Don't

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Speaker 1: worry about it. I just need to know how long

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Speaker 1: it took to put him in. It took me a

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Speaker 1: couple of hours to every commando in there, so the

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Speaker 1: two to three would be a good estimate. I just

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Speaker 1: said that. Okay, sweet, got it marked down in my

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Speaker 1: note book. Thank you, See you, buddy? Are you seriously

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Speaker 1: calling me again? Yes? I just have one question. When

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Speaker 1: you said it was two to three hours to install

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Speaker 1: the hardwood floors, was it closer to two or three hours?

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Speaker 1: Why are you asking so many dumb questions? Well, it's

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Speaker 1: really not a dumb question, and I'll tell you why.

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Speaker 1: And I know that not everybody does this, But all

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Speaker 1: the things in my house I consider them my friends,

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Speaker 1: so I give them names. What the hardwood floors. I

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Speaker 1: call him Chester. He's going to grow up someday, and

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Speaker 1: I want to tell him about his birth. You name

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Speaker 1: your hardwood floors. I name everything in my house, Like

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Speaker 1: the refrigerator's name is Ronda and the oven's name is Georgia.

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Speaker 1: Jean Weird, Could you tell me how long exactly it

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Speaker 1: took you to put in those hardwood floors so I

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Speaker 1: can have that information to tell Chester when he grows up.

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Speaker 1: Are you joking right now? No? If I could just

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Speaker 1: get that information, i'd appreciate it. I need the whole

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Speaker 1: story for his baby book. And since you're the biological

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Speaker 1: father who installed the hardwood floors, you're the only person

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Speaker 1: that knows. I don't know what you're talking about. And

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go and hang up and act like this

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Speaker 1: phone call. Oh sure, sure, you're a typical man and

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Speaker 1: you're not going to take care of your kids. Man,

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Speaker 1: you need to get it together. I'll meet some people,

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Speaker 1: make some friends. I stop talking to you. I have friends. No,

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Speaker 1: you don't, man, that's not real. My microwave is my friend.

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Speaker 1: You need help, man, psychological help. My microwave says you're ACA.

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Speaker 1: Is your friend. Yeah, says you're a big your microwave. No,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't there when I was there. I never met

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Speaker 1: your microwave. My microwave told me to tell you this

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. My microwave told you tell

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Speaker 1: me that this is a break phone call. Yes, my

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Speaker 1: microwave told me to tell you that this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you. No,

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Speaker 1: are your brother Alan set you up? He emailed us

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Speaker 1: and says he likes to mess with you all the time,

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Speaker 1: that sounds about all right. Man. He's been mess with

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Speaker 1: me since we were kids. Yeah, it's never given in.

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Speaker 1: Did you actually, at any point believe that somebody was

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Speaker 1: calling you who thought that their appliances and hardwood floors

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Speaker 1: were his friends. Dude, you never know. I deal with

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Speaker 1: the strangest week up every morning with jubil phone taps

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Speaker 1: on the twenties two point five. Take a see