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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I continue

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Speaker 1: to be your guest host. Chris Alvarado. Yes, that Ken,

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Speaker 1: what's that sure? I saw Hamilton's previews before the hype.

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Speaker 1: So what now let's meet her Alchemy, shall we? In

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Speaker 1: no particular orders, say hello to Jackie Gonzalez, to Ruthie

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Speaker 1: Jade Smooth, Jadie Smooth. What was the best part of

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Speaker 1: your mom's most recent visit? Um? Are you crying? No?

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Speaker 1: There were so many good parts. There was one, like,

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Speaker 1: very memorable part, but I I don't want to say

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Speaker 1: it on a podcast, so I won't. We binged all

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Speaker 1: of Mayor Easttown together. Um, we like watched it from

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Speaker 1: start to beginning her whole trip and that was very

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Speaker 1: um fun because we don't usually watch that kind of

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Speaker 1: program together. And that's that's what I'll say. It's a

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Speaker 1: very memorable part of the trip. Great, And so how

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Speaker 1: can somebody reach out to you to figure out? If

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Speaker 1: you know me, then you know how to reach out

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Speaker 1: to me. If you don't, please don't reach out to

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Speaker 1: me about this. But Chris, I have to say, I

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Speaker 1: remember you posting about Hamilton's you posted about I'm not

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Speaker 1: throwing in my shot and I and so I listened

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Speaker 1: to the album immediately when it came out because of you,

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Speaker 1: and obviously became obsessed. I already loved Lynn from in

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Speaker 1: the Heights, which I watch the movie in previews. There

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Speaker 1: was no hype you were saying your sister was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: didn't your sister? I don't know? Over like getting boggled

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Speaker 1: it down. Alright, alright, look over there, it's James Heeny

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Speaker 1: barely supply. Do you like working with Kevin Pollock? It

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Speaker 1: is my absolute favorite. There's been a lot of times

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Speaker 1: that I've when somebody asks me what it's like to

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Speaker 1: work with him, I just say, he This is gonna

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Speaker 1: sound so cheesy because it's on the pie cast, but

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Speaker 1: he is so kind, like before I was even in

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Speaker 1: the show, to see him showing up at show after

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Speaker 1: show supporting live comedy, bringing cameras into the theater for

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Speaker 1: that comedy to be able to be recorded, like endless

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Speaker 1: support of the comedy community. And I love being part

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Speaker 1: of anything he's working on. And you know what, here's

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Speaker 1: what I know for a fact. He loves you. He

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Speaker 1: loves you. He does It's true. And now please welcome

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Speaker 1: a tool sing postcard Paulina, what would it take for

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Speaker 1: you to finance Joey greer Field. Uh? For me, it's

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Speaker 1: you know, it comes from passion, you know, it comes

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Speaker 1: from a story. Uh, comes from something where Joey can

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Speaker 1: bring his innate experiences. So we go through Joey's life

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Speaker 1: find those experiences that are one of a kind that

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Speaker 1: that story doesn't happen to a James, that story doesn't

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Speaker 1: happen to a Jackie, and that story happens only to Joey,

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Speaker 1: you know, and than just a lot of farting that's

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Speaker 1: involved in the story. Of course. Yeah, damn, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: in now. Can I say one more thing about Kevin Pollock?

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Speaker 1: So those are things of him supporting other people. Here's

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Speaker 1: something that blew my mind. He I get stressed out

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Speaker 1: when I have to run a live stream. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: get stressed out anything. I see him who's flying back

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Speaker 1: and forth from New York doing shows. Sometimes he'll do

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Speaker 1: a show from New York on a big screen. And

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Speaker 1: I asked him once, I was like, how do you

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Speaker 1: not freak out? Like? You're always pleasant? Nice? I've never

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Speaker 1: seen him lose his temper. He says, power naps like

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Speaker 1: fifteen power naps is. I don't know what the secret.

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Speaker 1: It was pretty open about it, like just take power

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Speaker 1: naps and you're not going to freak out over the

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Speaker 1: small stuff. And last, I challenge you to a rap

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Speaker 1: battle if you think him at least it's Joey Greer

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Speaker 1: pretty pretty pony. Approximately how many? That's great question because

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Speaker 1: you've got to ask yourself even before you're counting. You

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Speaker 1: have to understand that, Like the question you're gonna ask

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Speaker 1: yourself is from which point do I begin? And that's

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Speaker 1: the thing. And if you don't understand that, if you're

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Speaker 1: gonna ask yourself that, then then the number because I

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Speaker 1: don't describe this is this uh, I'm thinking of this

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Speaker 1: ancient Greek phrase. I don't I don't know what it

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Speaker 1: translates to. I couldn't read start there. Well, I couldn't

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Speaker 1: read it, I think so. But say one more thing

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Speaker 1: about Kevin Pollock. Here's the thing. He reads every single

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Speaker 1: email and response to it, and sometimes if he doesn't

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Speaker 1: sometimes just read an email and don't respond to even

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Speaker 1: family members. How does he do it? Well speak to that.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we get to the show and read our

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Speaker 1: listener suggestions that Ken even has already read part of

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Speaker 1: me and has most definitely responded to because he is

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Speaker 1: such such a good guy, and I wish I wish

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Speaker 1: Joey felt that a little bit more, But that's not

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Speaker 1: for me to like put that on on Joey, you

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Speaker 1: Patreon v I P. Philip, who wrote, Hey, Alchemists, the

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Speaker 1: scene suggestion is about someone who has a hard time

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Speaker 1: remembering stuff and often forgets. That's what my friends say

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Speaker 1: about me, but for me, it's not a big deal,

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Speaker 1: and the silver lining is that one can realy us

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Speaker 1: into older episodes indefinitely, always finding new stuff in them.

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Speaker 1: Bonus points for the backstory of slim Oh Joey should know.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to thousands and shout out to the Comedy Fixed

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Speaker 1: podcast team, I learned a lot about what makes me

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Speaker 1: notice more of the nuances in your scenes. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for the Comedy Fixed shoutout Phil. Let's play. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: that's my move. You don't need to say you don't sorry,

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Speaker 1: sorry everybody. You just move the chess piece and then

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Speaker 1: hit the time or you know, it's supposed to be

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Speaker 1: a tournament. Why is he saying, I'm just don't talk.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I recognized that you're roughing. It's just that

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Speaker 1: he's I think he's trying to get into my game.

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Speaker 1: I thought these were okay, come on, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm holding a yellow card here, okay, yellow card? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right? Did you come to the chest

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Speaker 1: tournaments a lot? You don't want to talk to We're

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Speaker 1: here just to watch the game. My gad? Did I

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Speaker 1: get it? You know? Yeah? I don't. I don't have

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Speaker 1: But I just love the game, you know, I just

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Speaker 1: love it. I can't get enough. You know, there's a

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Speaker 1: who's the prodigy it's probably gonna be that kid. You know,

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Speaker 1: just I just love coming. Have you ever been to

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Speaker 1: a golf game? Huh? Have you ever been to a

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Speaker 1: golf game? Oh? Yeah, yeah, my golf. Okay, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: move my rook, but I don't remember to which spot. Yes,

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Speaker 1: how can I be, sir? I was gonna just tell

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Speaker 1: her all the possibilities are she she could go compare

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Speaker 1: get Okay, look, please, please, please please, Sarah. We cannot

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Speaker 1: understand I wasn't looking for cheating. I was just I'm

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Speaker 1: good at chest in the moment, but you you flagged flag.

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Speaker 1: It took me. I just trying to remember. I know

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Speaker 1: I was going to move my brook. I was gonna

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Speaker 1: move my brook. Okay, Um, if you could just say

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Speaker 1: this internally, that would be helpful. I think that's what

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Speaker 1: the issue is. Say it, don't say it out loud.

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Speaker 1: Don't say it out loud. That's the issue. Okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: just say, sir, if you want to talk about your

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Speaker 1: speaking internally. Howes that sound? I know, I just like

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Speaker 1: the boyfriend fun. I I don't play professionally. Is that

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Speaker 1: cell phone. I have a hip cell phone holder. It's

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Speaker 1: not like hip isn't cool. It's it just goes on

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Speaker 1: my belt loop. It's a it's a trio. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: you see the boards better up here. I was sitting

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Speaker 1: going going. I love jazz. I'm a chess head. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm married. Oh yeah, uh widowed? Yeah for sure? For sure? YEA,

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Speaker 1: thank you? Well, yeah, I'm not I'm not here to

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Speaker 1: fun fellow chess heads. Yeah yeah, hi, Uh, what's your name?

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Speaker 1: My name is Bruce. Oh my god, that's my name,

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Speaker 1: Bruce crazy. You're talking to my wife this? Yeah, how

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Speaker 1: do you spell Bruce b r u c E Bruce?

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Speaker 1: That is exactly how I spell the only way to

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Speaker 1: where's your kid? That's that's my kid right there. Slam oh,

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Speaker 1: slim oh, that's your kid. And that's halftime everybody. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna take a quick ten minute break, stretch, do what

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Speaker 1: what's up? Um? Keith? I just want to check when

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Speaker 1: the whole soccer fiasco that happened in Crowly SI. Yes, um,

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Speaker 1: we normally we don't have a full halftime. Um, and

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Speaker 1: full halftime. We're doing what I'm calling a chess halftime,

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Speaker 1: it's not soccer rules. And yeah, that's a good point.

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Speaker 1: You make a good point there, Keith, in that you've

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Speaker 1: you just don't need to give them a halftime, you know. So,

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Speaker 1: so now the players are confused. You can see one

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Speaker 1: of them is just kind of walking around. Yeah, Claire, Claire,

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Speaker 1: to take some of these gink gopalopus. Okay, just hold

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Speaker 1: I can't have you sucking this up. Okay, your mom

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Speaker 1: and I we don't have the kind of money to

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Speaker 1: send you to school. Okay, do we need you to

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Speaker 1: be sharp? Oh you don't understand. Eat, I want to

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Speaker 1: watch it. Take take them dry. Do you gotta cutter? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we gotta cut her. Okay, she's not you gotta cut her.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no no no no, she

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Speaker 1: good move and then intermission was called. Like something's just

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Speaker 1: if intermissions in time outs, just take the ginkopus put

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Speaker 1: them dress. I mean, let me just try to accumulate

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Speaker 1: We gotta cut her. When you say cut it, what

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Speaker 1: do you mean it's cut above the eye? You know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? Like I just gotta run above the eye?

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Speaker 1: You know. Ever, we're letting you go from your boxing

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Speaker 1: Is that Slimo? I can't lift the picture. No, that's Randy.

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Speaker 1: they can find a forever home. Nope, that's not forever

418
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: like dogs, I mean any kind I'm I'm listening to

419
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 1: the speech belt shoes, just trying to This technology came

420
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: to us in a strange way. As you know, this

421
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: city has one super evil villain. What's your waist size?

422
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 1: Because I can just get a belt done. I'm not

423
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 1: gonna tell you real quick, I can see I just

424
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 1: don't want to say it. Turns out that somebody has

425
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,640
Speaker 1: slipped some of his technology into our hands, and now

426
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 1: I present to you a way to preserve our orphans.

427
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: We've done it, everybody. That's amazing. We've done it well.

428
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 1: These are all handmade loafers. So that's why said no, no, no,

429
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,399
Speaker 1: I'm not talking. I'm talking about the new technology. Are

430
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: you listening to what he's saying, because it's I'm hearing

431
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: what's going on, and I'm also saying, now, let's not

432
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 1: forget that this super evil villain is not in the

433
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:16,239
Speaker 1: market of doing good, and he's really smart, smarter than

434
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: most people in this room. If I'm going to be honest,

435
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: we gotta keep one step ahead of him. Everybody. We

436
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 1: gotta keep doing our part to make this world a

437
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 1: better place. I want this Florida shine like the top

438
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:41,719
Speaker 1: of the Chrysler building. Girls, Yes, yes, yes, where's everybody else? Sorry? Sorry?

439
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 1: Oh good mama? What can we do for you? I

440
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: want these floors to shine as bright as the top

441
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 1: of the Chrysler building. We've been scrubbing all day. How

442
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: can they get any shining here? Don't give off that

443
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: mouth to me. Don't give it off to me. You

444
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 1: listen to mama. Mama, you know I have a date tonight.

445
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Right now? Who would ever want to

446
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 1: date you? Just a super evil villain? Interesting? Interesting, very interesting. Okay,

447
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 1: he's going to com you to pick you up. He's

448
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: coming here to pick you up. Yes, he's coming here.

449
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: Very good. Make sure he comes here to pick you up.

450
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: You shouldn't I have a date too. That's not that's

451
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: not true. That's not I have no wait, I cannot

452
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: be true. It's absolutely not true. Les, Can I be

453
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: honest with you. The only reason why you all aren't

454
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: frozen to a block of ice is that I have

455
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: a lot of chores for you to do. But if

456
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 1: you're also going to be just going off gallivanting with

457
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 1: a bunch of dates, I'm gonna go ahead and freeze

458
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: your app noma. So you're looking to get another you're

459
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 1: looking to get another orphan? Um? Yeah, I am I

460
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 1: correct that you've already got was it? Four? Three orphans?

461
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: And they're absolutely useless. They used to do a lot

462
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 1: of great things and then all the sudden puberty hits

463
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 1: and all they do is thinking about thinking about sexual stuff. Boys, girls,

464
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 1: they run, they get m Well, are you sure that

465
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,679
Speaker 1: your heart to the right place for getting orphans unfrozen?

466
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: What does that? What does that? What does the heart

467
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: have to do anything with it? I got another box office.

468
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: What do you want me to throw this? Uh? You

469
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 1: know what. Keep them in the back, Keep them in

470
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 1: the back. Got a surplus, and I've got for them.

471
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: They're good forever, They're good forever. Hi, Hi, super evil villain. Hello.

472
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: I just want to say I can't stop thinking about you,

473
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: and I'm looking forward to tonight. I just want to

474
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: be absolutely clear because I'm an evil villain. But you're

475
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: eighteen or old or correct? Oh yes, yes, absolutely, okay.

476
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: I just one thing though, um, and she's so embarrassing.

477
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 1: But Mama wants you to come in when you get here,

478
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: if that's okay, just say hello. I mean, this is

479
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: just a flake. I don't want to meet your parents. Okay,

480
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 1: it's just the one. It's just a flake. Is this

481
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: your first flame? I'll take it. No, I'll take it.

482
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll

483
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: take it. Okay. Maybe maybe Mama can run out to

484
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: the car and say how do you before we leave? Well, okay,

485
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: I'll wave to her as we drive away. I gotta

486
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: I gotta go, I gotta come. Mom needs milk. Well,

487
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: look who it is coming in first some leather. I

488
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: told you stop by. You know what? You got me

489
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: thinking about a belt and U and I was like,

490
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: when's the last time I treated myself to a belt?

491
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: And it's been been a while. And I was like,

492
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: I've been doing science, so much science all the time,

493
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: you know, trying to make new science for it, for

494
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: life longevity. But I was like, why don't I take

495
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: care of myself? You know, That's what I'm saying. And

496
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: let me just let me just throw this out there. Now,

497
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: you came in for about We got them, but who

498
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: makes all of us? You're looking at him? Oh you

499
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: by yourself like a bunch of millions. How so you

500
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: have a couple of pets. So let me just show

501
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 1: you over here. I got some vest, Sonna. They are

502
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: hot this spring. The vests, these are amazing beautiful. These

503
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: tiny buttons. I don't even know how you would work

504
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: with these. You have to have tiny hands, oh yeah,

505
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: like an ELF's hands or so check this out right,

506
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: So we got all these, Let me just pull this

507
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: one down here. You look like a tan letty. Oh yeah,

508
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: so precise, Yeah, so close to each other hand stitch Wow,

509
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 1: tiny hands again, Um, super evil villain, do you have

510
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: a new invention to share today? Yes I do. I've

511
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: been quite disappointed the way people have taken my previous

512
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: invention to try to make the world better. Yuck, yeuck

513
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: yeuck a gross gross. So what's your new intention? Well,

514
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: this here is a vacuum sealer. Now I just put

515
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: somebody and everybody else at the scientific community. I appreciate

516
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 1: you being here today. Now we have had a breakthrough.

517
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: You know, I can put hair anywhere on the body.

518
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: It's kind of for too long are frozen orphans? Have

519
00:31:55,040 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: thought prematurely. We now have the technology, thanks ironically to

520
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: the super evil genius. You might think back of the

521
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: knee here is useless, but it is. Yes. Hi, I'm

522
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: from the Science department. I was wondering this new cryo

523
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: technology that we have a lot of our noculations don't

524
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 1: last long outside of a fridge, and I was wondering

525
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: if we could use this new freezer technology to keep

526
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: these medicines viable for longer amounts of time. That's a

527
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: great question, because I'm here to unveil alongside the cryotherapy chambers,

528
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: a new vacuum sealer, you know, can we start using

529
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: that actually for medical things? And instead of this encapsulating

530
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: of orphans. I'm just confused, you know, We're just we're

531
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: here at the Science Convention. I call this meeting of evil.

532
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: Seems like some of our goals have been misinterpreted and misused.

533
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: So I've brought the evil people of this universe together.

534
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: All right, Ever, for a roll call, everyone, just go

535
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: ahead and say your name and I'll mark it down

536
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: on the evil guy present, Bad guy present, Yeah, bad

537
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: woman present, bad woman the present. Mr Dangerous? Are you here?

538
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's me, but it's a Professor Dangerous I have.

539
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: Actually it's Arizona Online, but it's it's official now, not

540
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: Phoenix Arizona Online. Okay, actually I think you're right. It

541
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: is Phoenix Arizona Where Sandra Bullet. Sandra Bullet, she's an

542
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: actress who was in a shouldn't man if you know,

543
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: I do know the movie. But okay, anybody else on

544
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 1: the actually changed my name. It seems like a great moment.

545
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: I realized there's a bad guy and bad woman. Seems

546
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 1: there is a redrivative and I'm actually have a doctorate.

547
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: Maybe I can be doctor Evil. How about that? Well,

548
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: that's that one's already been taken. So I'm Simon Phoenix.

549
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: Oh oh the worst, Mr Phenix. We didn't know you

550
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: would be attending. You've made it all the way from Mars.

551
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: Someone already used my name, did they not? Not one

552
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: of you? Said Phoenix? Oh god, I was talking about

553
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: the school that I went to. It's just it's an

554
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 1: unline university. It's I'm a professor now of the f

555
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: professor professor danceros I studied evil. They've got it's a

556
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: long corricul. You know you look. I think I remember you,

557
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: Simon Phoenix Pheoix. Yeah, that's that makes six, yes, yes,

558
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 1: no Phoenix. Okay, Mama, he should be here soon. How

559
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: do I look? You look great in this closet. Now

560
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: you can't go on. I'm going on her day just

561
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: like you look great, Mama, Thank you? Now, do do

562
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: my nails. Sorry, he's coming very soon. So you guys

563
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 1: shoved down here too, huh? Where you were all the

564
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: thought out oysters not oysters but orphans, what kind of

565
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: like oysters, but that were shucked out of the ice

566
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: and then thrown down here. Yeah, my moud she runs

567
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 1: through us. You're gorgeous. I probably don't know that because

568
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: you were a frozen orphan. Do you know have you

569
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: ever heard of the movie Devin Unlessian Man? Yeah? Is

570
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: there is? There a whole bunch of what we're talking about.

571
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 1: Then you look like one of them. I'm sure it's

572
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: actually said in the future, like Taco bell is like

573
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: the nicest restaurant's pretty col that's so funny. So are

574
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 1: you gonna get out of here? Or I really loved

575
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: that movie? I really love them. I mean the budget

576
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 1: alone so crazy. Just like a point of conversation, I

577
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: don't remember. There is a really funny sovest just a

578
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: loan tonight? Yeah, oh whoa, whoa nice, that's why I'm

579
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: wearing this. But down in the closet that like, I mean,

580
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: I've lived in complete darkness for a long time, so

581
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: my eyes are kind of adjusted to that. So it's uh,

582
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: only getting like a bit of what you got on.

583
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: But good look getting out of here, I'll tell you

584
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 1: that much. What about what have you tried using this?

585
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 1: Oh the door opens? Okay, you just found that door.

586
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: Did you want to stay here or do you want

587
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: to come out? This is just like demolition Man, where

588
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 1: there's just like this underground movement going on to live

589
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:29,399
Speaker 1: beneath the city and they're about to emerge, and oh

590
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 1: you found it out of the door. Where am i?

591
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 1: This is a shop we make leather goods for our master.

592
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: My fingers are pleading, no, thank you. I can't go.

593
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 1: What don't you take your hands off of me? No, no,

594
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: I'll tie you up. You'll be drawn and quartered. So

595
00:37:54,160 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 1: medieval time here for uh, I guess I'll use this

596
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 1: primitive door knocker, nick nick nick. Maybe there's a doorbell

597
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be trying to get. Yeah, I've got a

598
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: day with a totally over eighteen but really bringing my

599
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 1: youthfulness back. That's a red flag right there. But what

600
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 1: do you mean that's a red flag? Man? You gotta

601
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: announce that. I mean, I've made it very clear. Yes,

602
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm sixty two. It's but at the same time, I

603
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: wasn't looking for someone younger. It just happened to be

604
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: that they were frozen for a long time. So they're

605
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:51,439
Speaker 1: probably a lot of alter than me. A lot of excuses. Man,

606
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: what are you doing at this Doorstep four? I pick

607
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 1: up teeth and that's see three comes from Patreon. V

608
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 1: I P. Toby, who wrote, Hey, Kevin or Cole made

609
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 1: that mistake last time, and I could hear the sincere

610
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,720
Speaker 1: disappointment in Cole's voice. I was listening to some older

611
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: episodes and came across Tinkle, Captain of the Fairy Guard.

612
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: Now he spells fairy here two different ways. I'll continue that,

613
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,720
Speaker 1: he says. I debated whether or not to recap slash

614
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: remind you of him, but decided against it. The only

615
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: hint that you get is that both of the spellings

616
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: of the word fairy f a r y and f

617
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: e r r y are important to his character. I

618
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: would love to hear the origin story of Tinkle, Captain

619
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 1: of the Fairy Guard. Thank you so much, Toby mack

620
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 1: p s. I'm counting on you, guys, because I'm planning

621
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: to steal all of your ideas to create a movie

622
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: adaptation of this scene. M alright, alright, everybody just calmed

623
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: down here. Uh no, no, no, no, this is a

624
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:20,240
Speaker 1: good thing. This is a good thing for the Fair Union,

625
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 1: all right, this is a good thing. We don't have

626
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: to people expect us to fly. We don't need to fly.

627
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, we want to fly. No, No, that's your option.

628
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 1: I'm giving you that option. That's the union is here

629
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: to give you options. Okay, but people expecting you to fly,

630
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: that's not should we fly again? I think we got

631
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,439
Speaker 1: to fly. I think we have to No, No, that's

632
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 1: that's exactly the point. Trevor, Trevor, that's exactly point. You

633
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:53,320
Speaker 1: don't have to fly, alright, to fly they expect, but

634
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 1: you don't have to give him that. That's again, the

635
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 1: unions here to protect you. We need to on unionize everyone.

636
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: Hello me, No, no, don't, don't. Don't leave this. That's

637
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: the problem with unions. They give us options. Our money

638
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: works for us. No, this is what I'm thinking. I

639
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 1: say we start some kind of uh um copy union. Yeah, yeah,

640
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 1: that's whatever should be in charge? Just what cop in charge?

641
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: I could be in charge? Oh, we've got two people

642
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: who want to be in charge and in charge three

643
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: people who the union usually has his vote. So you

644
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 1: fight it out. We can't do that. Well, I won't fight.

645
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 1: I'll fight using my words. Okay, I would like to

646
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: present Oh my god, oh my god, this is not union,

647
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: and we use the I don't. I guess it's broken glass.

648
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: Anybody else want to lead. Don't want to vote for him. No,

649
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 1: we're not voting. We're not voting, voting because I don't

650
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: want to vote for him. Now, look, kid, I understand

651
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 1: you were an apprentice and you are now officially a

652
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 1: member of the longshoreman. We work here along this shore

653
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: and we lift heavy things and we move metal and questions. No,

654
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 1: you just I know exactly what we do. So if

655
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 1: we could just get to the loo. At this guy,

656
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: look at this. I heard about you. I heard about you,

657
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: Mr Smart. I asked that they call you. They call

658
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 1: you Mr Smarty. It's smart, ge smart. Look, I don't know,

659
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. Look, here's a couple of things, A

660
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: couple of rules, A couple of unwritten rules. You need

661
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 1: to understand one core is me okay all day long?

662
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: You gotta course me understood, and too, no talk of

663
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 1: the no tacos, no no talk no no wait, that's

664
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: that's the rule. And I was trying to get quiet air,

665
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: Mr Smarty, smart Smart, Here's what I'm saying. What are

666
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: we doing here? Man? I mean, it's just a two

667
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: it's my offt what's going on? Hey, guys? Uh? Bad

668
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: news going on? As I was initiating the new guy

669
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: as we do, right course me, and then you can't

670
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: drink on the job. Man, you're gonna get your union

671
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: status with book what. Yeah, we're dealing with rebar. We're

672
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: dealing with heavy metal things. You can understand. Understand the

673
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: safety consume. Yeah, no, no, no, no, for sure, for sure,

674
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: for sure. You know I'm not gonna class over this

675
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 1: man smells like six you know what I mean? You

676
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 1: you know, you know the saying I had a ship anyway? Yeah, man,

677
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 1: that's not a good saying. It's like right. The other

678
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: thing is when I was trying to initiate it, what

679
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: were you talking about? Man? Initiate just hours in and

680
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: then he gets in what are you talking? You know,

681
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 1: the old hazing we went through, you know, teach him

682
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,320
Speaker 1: the unwritten rules and whatnot. Yeah, we passed biology and

683
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: make sure that doesn't it anymore, right, Yeah, but you

684
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: know that's for the guys. But us guys, you know,

685
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 1: we know lu wait wait wait wait you drunk? Right?

686
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 1: What's up? Are you drunk? Right now? Okay? I told

687
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: him not to mention the goddamn fairies. Okay, Oh whoa honey,

688
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: I don't know about this job The guy specifically told

689
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 1: me no tacos and I may tacos have taken to

690
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: work today. I don't know if I can do this job. Baby.

691
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 1: We need the money, I know. I'm sorry, Mamma. That okay,

692
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: I thought this there would be a sleep right now, Mama,

693
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 1: go back, go back, okay. Mr Tinkles, lu lu go

694
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: back to sleep, mama lu lu. Oh god he comes,

695
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 1: ruffles Lulu tinkle from Mr Ruffles. Mama, Dad, what are

696
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 1: we doing with our lies? We're just honestly wasting away,

697
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: taking just being caretakers as a hundred percent of my life.

698
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: Shut you are you home shopping? He's at the door shine? Oh?

699
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: Will you bring your father food upstairs? I'll take care

700
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: of it. No, no, you do everything. You go to

701
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: the door. No, no, no, let's get the door. Why

702
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 1: don't you get the door? I'll get the food. Okay,

703
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: m hm um. Who is it? Hi? Yeah? This is

704
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: Herman Farm here. I'm here to pick up Mr Glenson,

705
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,760
Speaker 1: supposed to take him in for a hair cleaning. Oh okay,

706
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: let me. I'll open the door now. Sorry, I don't strangers,

707
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm good, thank you? Yeah? Is he here? We're just

708
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 1: supposed to take him over the hair salon. Just get

709
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: that hair clean and then we'll bring right back. Yeah,

710
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 1: how long is that slated to take? About eight hours?

711
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 1: He's an older man, so it's gonna take about eight hours.

712
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: And could it perhaps take even longer? What do you try?

713
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 1: I have my plate is full to the point of

714
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: toppling over, and then if it topples over, it's gonna shatter,

715
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: and all my food is gonna be on the floor,

716
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be hungry as ship. And the shattered

717
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: glass or or porcelain or whatever. The plates are made

718
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 1: of paper. Well, paper doesn't shatter, so that doesn't work

719
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 1: for this one. But let let's let's call them. We'll

720
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: call them glass plates. And the shattered glass is going

721
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 1: to bounce up and cut me in the legs, and

722
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: one of them might even nick ephemeral artery, you see.

723
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: So I need for him to be taken away for

724
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 1: a time, as much time as you think is legal. Really,

725
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: what do you mean we gotta kill him, that's what

726
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: she said. We gotta cut his artery or something. But wait,

727
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: why did you bring him here? Dude? What do you

728
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 1: mean why take him? You didn't have to, don't want

729
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 1: to lose too much chair because it's not growing like

730
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: it was. Okay, pa, alright, this this is ridiculous, man,

731
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 1: don't just call him palm. And it's building this weird

732
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 1: relationship between you and the guy we call everybody older

733
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: than me P Like that's just a I know man.

734
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: But it's different now. It's different now. It's like it's

735
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: not like a familiar thing. It's just like it's creepy. Man,

736
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: it's creeping now because we have to kill him. If

737
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: you heard what this woman said, the way she talked

738
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: about different food, you would understand. Okay, you'd understand, man.

739
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: I don't need to be restrained. I'm finding the chair alone, okay,

740
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 1: Mr Gleason, thank you? All right, I'm taking my five okay,

741
00:47:52,160 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 1: fucking rules. Oh no, cool's drinking out the job. What

742
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: are you doing here, drunk fairies? I know who you are.

743
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: I know who you are. Which one of you stinkle

744
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: m hm? Which one of you is the fairy guard?

745
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 1: Huh guarding all the fairies? Ware? Un your nice anymore? So,

746
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: we don't have a leader. What do you want from me?

747
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: What do you want from our work? Hard? Don't I

748
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: you guys don't know you don't know. I'm look at

749
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: my hands, phillos callousis feel those got you? All right?

750
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 1: Keep it down? Keeping What the hell is going on

751
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: in it? What's up sticking a pist into the ocean?

752
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ? But just piste all over the office? Don't

753
00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: you know what? Grant? This is it? Man? This is done? Man? Okay, okay,

754
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: so I know that you dog walk, could you possibly

755
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 1: also take out my cat at the same time? Yeah,

756
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 1: you want to take your cat up for a walk? Yeah,

757
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: if you could just walk the dog and the cat

758
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: and just long. What's like the longest amount of time?

759
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 1: Are you winking so much? It's um it's a twitch

760
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 1: from stress. If we're being completely honest, how much time

761
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: can you take my pets normal walks? It's like eight

762
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: hours I do I usually eight is pretty good. Eight's good,

763
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: but eight days is great. Think about that. Let me think.

764
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 1: I don't have a job, but I'm good for it.

765
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: My husband just does. He's he's locked it in, he's

766
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,840
Speaker 1: locked it. He's union. I don't need a leash. You

767
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: don't need Oh this is it's not a leash? What

768
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: is It's like a belt? Okay, yeah, I'll take this Okay, wonderful,

769
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 1: So you're gonna take the animals, all right? I don't

770
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: need this, shouts, I don't need this, possible, because right

771
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: now my ice cream cone has far too many scoops,

772
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: and at the end of the day, you try to

773
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 1: lick one and then seven balls fall off, and then

774
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 1: you're left with no ice cream, and you're unhappy because

775
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: the little bit that is melted into the cone is

776
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 1: now sogging through and you can't even enjoy the crunch

777
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 1: of the cone because now it's just a soggy piece

778
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: of what feels like paper plate. And I don't want

779
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: to eat that. I was here for ice cream, but

780
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,720
Speaker 1: now the ice creams on my feet, and my feet

781
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: are cold, and there's a rat like in them, and

782
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: the rat's gonna give me a bite and it's gonna

783
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: give me a disease and then I'm gonna die. Is

784
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: that what you want? Or can you just take the

785
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: animals for eight days? I don't get the metaphor, but

786
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 1: I'll just take your cut off and talk and talk

787
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: God bless not blass. Oh no, look, I'm feeling better. Okay, Okay,

788
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 1: I have a coffee, Yeah, I have a little have

789
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: a little calue in their little bailies in the car. No, no, no,

790
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: that's what got me into this trouble, the beginning with disappear.

791
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: If you don't have a cause or a clue, mud

792
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:26,839
Speaker 1: slide it, do much slide? Are my friends? Yeah? Yeah?

793
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 1: What are your friends? What do you What do you

794
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: like most about me? Um? You don't talk about it? Yeah?

795
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 1: Drinking drinking? Wait oh wait, before I put that to

796
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: my lips, what what do you like about me? Just

797
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: you're gonna drink this. Wait, you're starting to disappear. You're

798
00:51:53,200 --> 00:52:01,320
Speaker 1: disappearing too, You're both disappearing. Hello, Keith, you're still in

799
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: this interview right now? All right? So looked over your

800
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: resume before FIFA you were you said your different name, Grant.

801
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: You were a long sherman who was fired for antagonizing fairies.

802
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: Is that correct? That is correct? And I've got to

803
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,399
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I'm here with the third name

804
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 1: for the third chapter of my Listen. We don't need

805
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 1: names of chess, alright, Chess is annos sport name the

806
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 1: top chess player in the world, Bobby Fisher. He's long gone,

807
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 1: but he's not He's fake, right, isn't he fake? He's fake, right, No,

808
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: he's real, but he he's like Jesus. Right. This is

809
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: exactly why we love you, because you don't know the

810
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 1: sport at all. Just because the chess guys chess people

811
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,400
Speaker 1: get a little aggressive. We need somebody who has a

812
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: little authority coming in and setting the law. Do what

813
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 1: you want out there, of course me. Yeah, because yeah,

814
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 1: you go right, yeah, all right? Oh shit, oh ship, no, no,

815
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 1: it's good to be home. You think this is all Tina?

816
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming tonight. Um, you only

817
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 1: have to take care of the baby. It's just Lulu tonight. Okay,

818
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 1: Uh where did everybody else go? They're out, Um, and

819
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:36,240
Speaker 1: we're going to go out. We're finally going to go out.

820
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: We're going to go out, and you're gonna be here

821
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 1: and you're gonna take care of Lulu and we we really, really,

822
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 1: really really thank you. Thank you. Okay, okay, all right,

823
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 1: yeah I can do that. Cool. But I still at

824
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 1: the same hourly wage. Right, You're still going to get

825
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: paid hourly. You could even be paid daily if you

826
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:58,879
Speaker 1: want to extend, if you want it to ye, if

827
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:02,479
Speaker 1: you if you're cool with the day rate, it won't

828
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 1: be the same as union. I know you're not in

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Speaker 1: the Babysitters Union. It's not going to be as high,

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Speaker 1: but I'll Babysitters Union. Oh yeah, called the Order of

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Speaker 1: the Baby Sitter and I was like, no snacks, goldfish, goldfish,

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00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: quiet down, please, chocolate, chocolate milk, babysitters please, quite down.

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00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 1: I just want to get this Unions Babysitters Club say

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00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:32,359
Speaker 1: hello to get her out of here, get her out

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Speaker 1: of here. That book and that set of movies ruined

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Speaker 1: our union. All right, that's right, that's right. Yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: hard working babysitters and everyone. I mean the fact that

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Speaker 1: they think that a baby should have ash to be

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Speaker 1: a teen girl, that pisces me off. It completely flipped

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Speaker 1: the stereo table. A baby shitter is Greg Carson. Everybody

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00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: been a member since seventy seventies six when babies actually

842
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: need to be shat. Now, those bs with the tablets

843
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 1: in the phone, Yeah, and they look at the kid.

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00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: All right, Greg, that's how. Just hold on to your

845
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: thoughts and we'll get to all the agenda. And we

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00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 1: also have Stephanie Stiglitz is here. Everybody. Stephanie stig first

847
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 1: time in here. Yeah, all right, welcome that's what we have,

848
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 1: the people who've been here forever, and we have new

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00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: people's Stephanie looks like you. Is it okay that I'm

850
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: a teenage girl or no? Of course, Well I'm actually

851
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Speaker 1: not eighteen. I'm just a babysitter. Oh about this, Shi

852
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 1: get ready? But and that's our seeing three everybody. You know,

853
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: you know, it's hard to find it out when you're

854
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:56,320
Speaker 1: on the inside. I don't know how Kevin does it,

855
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 1: but he does. Um, thank you, every buddy. Let's think

856
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 1: our Alchemist. Let's go around. James Heeney talked to us.

857
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 1: Thank you for continuing to be a part of Alchemy this,

858
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 1: thank you for thanking me. I just feel lucky to

859
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 1: be here now. I know it's too late for people

860
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: to turn back time and be there this weekend for

861
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: our Alchemy this live hang. But our live hangs on

862
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 1: the last Saturday of every month at eleven am on

863
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 1: Twitch at Alchemy this, Twitch dot tv, slash Alchemy this. Well,

864
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 1: they're fun and it seems like unless something drastic happens

865
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:31,880
Speaker 1: in the next month and a half or two months,

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00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 1: we're gonna be live. So come join us and call in.

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Speaker 1: And you mean you mean in person with each other live,

868
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 1: in person with each other live. We've been keeping I'm saying,

869
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:47,239
Speaker 1: we've been going live just on on zoom, but now

870
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Speaker 1: we're gonna be in the same room, which is gonna

871
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: be fun. And that's eleven uh am Pacific time, specific time. Yes, Okay,

872
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 1: that's exciting. Speaking of being excited, look at how excited

873
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 1: a tool is a tool? Are you super excited about? Oh,

874
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:04,720
Speaker 1: you're gonna be joining us, joining us this week again, James,

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00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 1: who knows when this comes out, But you're gonna be

876
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:09,320
Speaker 1: there for the first official in person live hang that

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00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 1: we've had in a very long time, right, yeah, yeah,

878
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 1: so that's gonna be happening. I'm also hosting a Valentine's

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00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 1: Day party and the St. Patrick's Day party, so if

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00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 1: you can attend those as well. Is this an official

881
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: invite all things that happened in the past. Oh, Jackie

882
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 1: thinks that's so funny. Well, thank you for being here, Jackie.

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Speaker 1: Did you like these segways? It's great. Thanks for having me,

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00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: and thank you for explaining that one, because then I

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00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: bought it and I laughed. Now, Jackie, you're also going

886
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Speaker 1: to be at the in person live hanging and be

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Speaker 1: the in person live. Hang. I'm very excited. It'll be

888
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: my first in person twitch hang. Um this. Have you

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00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 1: ever been to Kevin's house? No, and I'm excited. I

890
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 1: love going to different different houses. I love checking out

891
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:05,479
Speaker 1: real estate. Yeah yeah, Joey, what can you look forward

892
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: to at Kevin's house. There's a couple of sweet doors.

893
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 1: I'm a door freak and I love like the way

894
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 1: like like certain doors sit and all that. It's it's

895
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: you're gonna love it. Yeah, there's some nice jams, some

896
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 1: door jams there you're not gonna find anywhere else. Shows over. No,

897
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Speaker 1: this is no, we're not doing characters. This is us

898
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 1: as ourselves. Okay, we can't. Let's just get out of

899
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Speaker 1: you French doors, doors, English doors, Spanish doors. Let's take

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Speaker 1: a second here and take our engineer and producer, Mr

901
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 1: Doug Band and the fine folks at I Heart Media.

902
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Speaker 1: Please write to us at alchemy this at gmail dot

903
00:58:48,520 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: com to getting your suggestions and until next time, and

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Speaker 1: I foll